Dota 2 General - /d2g/

naga eating slardar

>>159953057
>30 posts early
mods?

Why do people say Cancel is good?

out guys playing soon

who ready for some venomancer games

>>159953516
no one is the history of dota has said cancel is good

tfw no cute dota gf

Hey, Valvebro here, just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider suicide.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Sun Wukong and that we should focus our resources on fixing the FPS issues that have been getting worse throughout each patch instead of just putting more Battle Pass Chests for you guys to spend money on.

More Infused Hero sets with excessive particles and incomplete game-breaking cosmetics for the Fall Battle Pass are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?

tfw no dota tranny gf

>>159953673
He has twitch subs and shit, someone must like him

tfw no dota grandma

>>159953516
He's good enough to play in a tier 3 team.

>>159953703
they statistically kill themselves before the age of 30

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>Finish Bane quest just in time before their fountain explodes
>"Helpless Dreamer 3 stars", FINALLY 40 stars
>Back to menu it didn't count.
>Restart game, it didn't count

>>159953783
Then you get a younger tranny gf. Looks like a good plan if you are a faggot.

>>159953728
people sub to bsj, that doesn't mean they like him

>>159953728
billions of flies eat shit everyday, does that mean you should get some nice shit sandwich for lunch?

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Since real girls are clearly incompetent, which Dota girl would make for a good caster? I think CM would be really cute to listen to, plus she knows how to be a good support.

>>159953870
I'm not a fly you retard

How shit do you have to be to fuck invoker kunkka combo, holy fuck

>monkeys is the best player on coL

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>>159953863
Why the FUCK would anyone give money to someone they don't like?

Twitch is weird

>>159953890
spectre

>>159953890
hang urself

>>159953903
>the point
>ur head

>>159953903
That's exactly what a fly would say.

>>159953890
>tfw using the cm announcer pack
feels good

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Finally Zfreek stops playing like a retard. Guy has missed like six fucking torrent+X combos in 20 minutes.

>>159953960
No your analogy is fucking shit

Flies eat shit because its probably good for them, if I was a fly I would eat shit too.

>>159953994
A fly can't even type you idiot, they can't produce enough pressure to impact keyboards or touchpads

this game tho

>>159953783
what's the problem here? i'm not lonely anymore and have someone long enough to get my life together and find a real woman crazy break up drama

>>159954087
Roma poster.

>>159954087
is Zfreek the only professional female player in esports?

>>159954304

How shit do you have to be to mess up bat invoker combo
AAAAAAAAAAA WHEN WILL COL DISBAND THIS IS SUFFERING TO WATCH

>>159954129
literally autism

and the anology is fine but i understand assburger ridden kids have issues with some concepts

>>159954386
theres waga

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Surprised col are holding their own so well against this

these fucking lasso sunstrikes are worse than 4k pub tier

holy hell

why deso on naix instead of hotd?

>>159954464
MOMMY MILK

>>159954464
Zfreek is like the brother that didn't get anything from genes except the dota talent.

And swindlez is like the guy that got nothing from genes.

can you get lpq while in lpq? i talk mad shit in lpq and i dont want to get more games added on

>>159954664
Yes

>>159954630
they are both jews so they received excellent business acumen from their genes.

consider that

>>159954720

>wasting stat points on midas touch when you can just be born rich instead

plebs

EG has deleted all traces of Fear's retirement.

is RTZ out AGAIN?

>>159954908
Are you implying god's chosen can be born poor?

>>159955001
who gives a fuck

>black hole though
>it's doing so much work
just shut up please

can complexity just forfeit

no one wants to watch them

Complexity don't know when to cut and run

why do people pick ogre
>hurr we're tanky in the early game
and then you lose gg

>>159954720
Too bad they're the poor, 'giving my cousin the lovin' jews. So they don't even get that.

>>159955079
at least i dont have to watch NP anymore

>>159955136
by this post alone i can tell your fucking retarded, magic

>>159955079
how can you say that when the next match features lelliance

>>159955136
>FREE yasha for your cores
>literally FREE stuns

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>>159955001
Nope, EG sister team coming soon.

PPD+Fear

>>159955136
>ogre falls off in the late game

no

omg just gg already col

swindle needs to stop sucking off batrider and go back to tidehunter and void

>>159955194
>I've bloodlusted by turrents! So good!

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Anybody play doter today?

>>159955429
im not playing this shit anymore unless the December patch is good

>>159955413
reported

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Someone should get Mulder and Scully to explain RTZ and Bulba cases.

>>159955529
>Hurr I give my carries a little movespeed :) and then I go afk :)

nice hero

eg vs alliance game 1 cuming up boys

based soulless chink ain't having any of Slacks' shit

>pick ogre
>HURR DURR WE WUZ TANKY IN THE EARLY GAME AND SHIEEEEEEEEEET

Game losing hero. To add to his uselessness the pros don't even get aghs so he can solo kill a support.

Is Annedroid THICC?

these gook kids have zero mojo in these interviews. given slacks isnt really funny but cmon, fucking dead as a brick, never look a girl in the eye ricemunchers

>>159955764
Nig here she is fat.

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>>159955709
>cuming

>>159955756
>>>/twitchchat/

>>159955756
Very few supports scale well into late game though.

>>159955709
>enjoying watching lelda get btfo

honestly an episode is on repeat gets boring after awhile

>>159955764
just fat

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ITS TIME TO WATCH MY BOY ARTOUR WIN SOME DOTES

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>>159955843
>Nig here
prove it

>>159955790
>we have had 100 sex partners and SHIEEET
You sure showed China at ti didn't you? All that sex makes white people great again.

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>>159955940
i've got some bad news anon...

>>159955843
Wouldn't call her fat. Shes pudgy but not fat. Would probably get drunk and bone her and not talk to her ever again.

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>>159955764

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>>159956007
>mfw when americans need a safety zone around them while walking so if they trip they don't kill anyone under them

>>159956007
Damn she looks like she might have downs or something. Very sad.

>>159954713
fug

ill wait a bit before i finish my last required lpq game then

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>>159956000

>>159955884
>pros can do no wrong!
>don't make fun of my brain dead 1.5 second stunbot who was tanky in the early game and SHIT

>>159955887
Pros almost never get aghs even on rubick. It's like they hate scaling into the lategame so they can blame the carry when they lose.

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>>159955985
Tfw brown eyes

>>159955756
>>159955998
>i post bad memes on internet

epic, gook, truly epic

>>159956154
Healthy young woman goes to Dota 2, gets flamed in Spanish, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!

>>159956227
I was just playing along calm down master troll

>>159956272
Make your pros pick some other heroes instead of ogre before you talk. Just because swindle is great at interviews and banter doesn't mean he's worth Jack shit

>>159956242
why do you post here ?
you should probably play the game more often, you have no idea what ur on about

So, now that Trump is president, when do we get the great internet wall to bar off all of Latin America from our servers?

I swear the average age of arteezy fans is 12

>>159956427
be nice it's at least 16

>>159956427
>there are people who care about rtc in 2016
I thought we hated that high school dropout stoner junkie manchild

>>159956392
can you stop projecting, jackie chan?

reminder that arteezy triggers redditors

>>159956493
how can you hate that which you are?

>>159956419
If only. They make US east unbearable at times. If I had a nickle for every time a shit skin feeding lost me a game I could fund the wall myself.

>>159956419
>Wanting to take away the good players from NA
Why do you want your scene to be even worse than it already is?

>>159956512
reddit loves arteezy though

>>159956493
no youre thinking of sumail

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http://beyondthesummit.tv/route66/

You're watching David "LD" Gorman's next venture into complete esports domination right?

Quick, how do I solo offlane omni, skill build starting items?

>>159956512
60% of /d2g/ was on rtz's side when he blamed kuro. It's safe to say we are 60% reddit.

>>159956532
I'm a college student in STEM.

>>159956567
The difference is that sumail is a kid and rtz is over 18 and still acts like a 14 year old.

>>159956532
i never understood how my fellow NEETs could manage to use drugs
only a normie could ever manage to acquire them

>>159956602
The Jew goes where the money is

>>159956647
Get soul ring asap, getting a qblade is nice too, max heal, take degen aura at lvl 2, skip ga, max degen aura second, gg
Mana boots, euls, lotus, linken, pipe, etc.. They are all good choices for him

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>>159956751
Best way to be

Some imaginary loyalty to a videogame isn't worth starving over

reminder that only contrarian faggots dont think slacks is funny

oh NO

>>159956419
Valve will acquire a small studio and have a corporate merger, and change their legal domicile via tax inversion so they won't have to region lock.

>>159956852
Why aren't you posting your Slacks pictures anymore? Did you get BTFO too hard last time?

L O L, IF THIS IS REAL

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>esport time
>Reddit tourists hating on our guy
P
O
E
T
Y

>>159956852
just change the filenames and the MD5 you autist

>>159956886
?


I dont have slacks pictures saved on my computer


believe it or not, there are more than 1 person with opinions different than yours

>>159956928
>looks stoned
Flair checks out
Sup reddit

>>159956956
>reddit spacing

>>159956886
>that guy who thinks only one person posts each image

Take your archive detective shit elsewhere thanks

>>159957036
nice argument


really got me

the only our guy is Sing

>>159957053
Post your picture and I'll expose your shitposting history.

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>>159957142

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>>159957142

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>>159957034
Reddit get out

>>159957138
>subscriber chat
He's a Jew. JEW LUL

>>159957201
Based tranny. You'll kill yourself when you can no longer pass as half a girl, won't you?

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>>159957142
whats my reddit history look like familia?

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>>159957142

>>159957254
>you are le reddit
>posts trump meme

stop these jokes are too much

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>>159957142

>shitposters are rioting in /d2g/
For what purpose exactly?
You're geniuses in your own minds already. What more do you want?

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>>159957142

>>159957408
wake up anikeezy :>

>reddit this reddit that
can you all just shut the fuck up

>>159957404
domination over you and your admittance to my superiority.

I play Pudge a lot and have three different 0 MMR accounts for a special occasion

>>159957404
To waste time with little effort until I pass away. Let my death require as little effort as my life.

>>159957404
(You)s


all of them

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>EG dick sucking
this is why you don't invite Charlie to events

>>159957519
should i start posting more trump?

its not like any actually dota discussion happens here

>>159957616
I can smell the cock on his breath from all the way across the Atlantic.

>>159957630
no post lewds instead

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>>159957519

>>159957560
You're a scary person.

Where did red go. I want him to draw more pugna

I wonder if LD realizes that every time he talks or is on camera twitch chat will spam "JEW LUL" now

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>>159957616
would you rather godz?

where the FUCK IS THE FUCKING GAME

40 MINUTE PAUSE BETWEEN GAMES WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>159957872
got tired of this shithole

Why does godz like chinks so much?

>>159957761
Nah, just an asshole with self esteem and parental issues that also hates sub-par players no matter how new they are

>>159957660
That's not charlie's dumb, that's your roommate's cock you were sucking a minute ago.

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>wake up
>bone7 is playing supportu

Is Purge going bald?

>>159958057
he's just securing his future by bowing to our chinese overlords early.

desu its a pretty good strategy

>>159957351
that looks like a fun piggyback ride!
what a couple of fun guys

>Stacking shits
Hot

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>>159958075
No it was yours :3 you stupid idiot

>>159958205
>you'll never be Fear and Artour's toilet slut
feels bad

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>>159957142

>>159955764
she's a solid 8.5/10

>>159958284
source?

>EG vs Alliance
>/d2g/ is on page 2

Dead thread.

Why are all those redditors in the panel bullying our guy slacks?

>>159958541
Oh, the game started?
>open stream
>Slacks
??? Have I been slacksbaited?

guys i love slacks

>WE ARE GONNA MOVE TO A QUICK BREAK
>1 HOUR SINCE LAST GAME

REEEEEEEE

>>159958584
Wouldn't you bully the gay fool?

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I'm just gonna go ahead and get this out of the way

>>159958584
Not our guy.

>>159958747
alliance will win Fear is washed up

>>159958659
He's not gay. He's part of the funny fatty class. They generally get 6/10 slightly overweight girlfriends with MEAN sucking skills due to low esteem.

It's truly one of the classic pairings

>>159958659
no, I'd be the gay fool

>>159958620
Back in 2014 this would be a sticky right now.

>>159958819
our guy

>>159958836
They are both washed up. WHich is funny considering that EG finished 3rd at TI

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>yes infact I do take honeypot lans seriously

>>159958836
Not really, no.

>>159958836
>Back in my day
go home, Gyrocopter.

>>159958809
he would be if he was funny

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please give me a (you) when the eg games start

have a young teezy as thanks

>>159958943
France is next.

>>159958992
k

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>>159958809

gooking around

>>159958943
he is only president elect anon.

a lot can happen in ten (10) weeks

>>159958943
>wanting a clown for president

I wanted him to win because he's better than a psychopath like hillary, but he's awful by himself

no other country would have 2 candidates that retarded

zyori is fucking unbearable

>>159958809
Okay nice fat people need happiness too.

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anyone else think Slacks is funny?

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umm dotards?

>>159958806
yea but fear is still better than loder who's been washed up for like 5 years now

what's a pick that ends pubs quickly? quick I have to win before EG v A starts

>>159955429
i'm planning on quiting once i finish up this battlepass

>>159959215
In that annoying jew kinda way. Honestly he is better than most of the panel.

>>159959229
Undying

>>159959215
Cummyko poster...
This is a new low.

>>159959229
brewmaster

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>>159959150
>trump congratulates rioters for their passion

>>159959215

i unironically like slacks

>>159959252
lol

>>159959029
>Womanlet
>slightly cross-eyed

Perfect pairing for him

>>159959335
you know what'll be really funny

when you see how empty the boston major will be

the tickets went on sale a month ago and they're still not sold out

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WE'RE OKAY
WE'RE OKAY
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT

>veno
rofl

>>159959416
>arteezy is like 11-0 with veno
rofl

>>159959416
>he doesn't know

>>159959448
BENO NERFS WHEN

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>>159959229
Underlord
Greaves/Boots of Travel, AC, Echo saber, Vlads/MoM, Crimson Guard

>>159959252
>he thinks he can get off the ride

>>159959448
>EG plays against trash teams like NP therefore safelane veno is a good pick
no

what kind of hero is Veno?

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>>159959319
>Rioters are hillarycucks
lmao

>>159959531
NP beat alliance before

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>>159959531
you're acting like alliance is a better team than NP
lmao

>>159959531
Alliance are dogshit

EG aren't going to have trouble with them

>>159959531
NP is tier 1. They can reliably dumpster tier 2 teams.

>>159959636
NP is tier 2 that can reliably dumpster tier 3 teams

>>159959636
does that matter when they get dumpstered by tier 1?
it just proves that those "tier 2" teams are tier 3, NP is a solid tier 2

>>159959681
>>159959707
>AF tier 3
>VP is tier 3

NP = tier 4

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>>159959636
Complexity are not a tier 2 team

NP lost most of their games at dreamleague before ragequitting

NP is tier 4 that can reliably dumpster tier 5 teams

Did Arteezy get the Matumbaman treatment?

np is tier4 na but that = tier1 eu or tier2 china

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>Warlock Veno
15 minute gg, calling it now

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>>159959535
For an absolute laugh, look at this RIOTard's twitter
https://twitter.com/danielzklein

OOFFICALY TEAM TIERS

TIER 1: EG WINGS OG FACELESS

TIER 2: MVP VP AF

TIER 3: NP ALLIANCE COL

TIER 4: SECRET

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this reminds me of when lans were new

>>159959826
Which team is NA tier 2 and tier 3? Oh wait the only good team you have IS EG. Tier 2 and 3 doesn't exist in NA

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>>159959878
>OG
fuck off lelouch

>>159959729

>AF tier 3

Ad Finem is in the same tier as NP as they both take series off of each other

>>159959924
Don't do this.

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>>159959892

>Grant
Oh yes
>Maut
Uuggggghhhhh

Their synergy is so fucking bad. Grant runs laps around Maut and all he can do is just "ok" back.

if warding their jungle is the counter to jungle heroes, how do you beat jungle veno when he wards it before you can?

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>veno's going to get nerfed
what the fuck is going to happen?
he's already a subpar support

>>159959903
tier1
eg

powergap

tier4
np

eg is tier0 in all other regions

reminder that that difference between tiers is a increased winchance

So a tier1 vs tier1 team is 50/50 odds
tier1 vs tier2 is 70/30 odds
tier1 vs tier3 is 90/10 odds
tier1 vs tier4 is 99/1 odds

>based grant knowing about the second best competitive esports game's scene

b a s e d

>>159960117
I can smell the cock on your breath all way over here Charlie.

>Sumail is the best player int he world
Thoughts /d2g/? Would you like to add your irrelevant opinions to this on how Sumail is bad because he's just a paki kid?

>>159960109
why would he get nerfed, just because one team plays iT?

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>>159960109
The buffs valve. Give them to me

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>>159960082
>>159960109
There must be a counter to this greedy veno jungle shit besides going full league and crying for nerfs.

I thought you were smart /d2g/, think of something

>>159960082
Observers and Sentries

Master Ward when
>230 gp
gives both truesight and vision in a 10% smaller radius
stock of 2
restocks every five minutes

>>159960217
its not even that good since veno powerspikes in the early game and the jungle just takes it away

>>159960184
Feel like kuro is better but his team sucks right now. But yeah it's between kuro and sumail.

>>159960217
just ward his jungle

>>159960184
what makes you think your shit opinion is more relevant

>>159960217
to counter greed you go aggressive, if Veno is fucking off in the jungle then you gank the lanes

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>golden Solo card

why the fuck do EG leave the jungle so fast when they do jungle veno?
its fucking free farm
WHY LEAVE?
We see it time and time again, it does nothing to help the offlaner, it just stops all your own farm

>>159960210
>>159960109
is Ted Cruz getting any promotions for backing Trump or was this just a meme?

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Remember the good 'ol days when you could just ward things to counter them? What happened to dota man.

>>159960363
>take tier 1 safelane tower sub 5 minutes
>choke out safelane carry's farm
gee I wonder

>>159960363
because veno can take towers/control the lane very easy once he has lv3 ward

you need to commit like two/three heroes to stop his push which means space for the carry/mid

>>159960392
desu, I hope not. Establishment puppets like him and Jeb bush are why we turned to Trump in the first place. Hopefully he'll be placed somewhere harmless

Quick, what's the best memehero and memebuild to shit on unranked with?

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>eg going to abuse memeback gold
watch this goldswing when this already freefarming rtc kills slark once

>>159960432
>feed
>slark still farms
>taking tier 1 just means its safer for slark to farm
>veno now has dickall farm/xp

>>159960495
Lance + Divine Techies

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>random dk
>go mid
>go 9-0
>nobody buys support items
>nyx is buying melee carry items and is telling the enemy team what we're doing because i took a bounty rune he was waiting for to refill my bottle (he didnt have one)
>necro and tiny start dying on average once a minute because there's no wards in our jungle

I lost 275mmr this week because of retarded niggers like this
I'm seriously considering quitting or buying a fucking boost service to get to a level where my teammates are less fucking retarded tilters
Kill me holy shit

>>159960495
brewmaster

pick one enemy and throw him in the air every single fight

100% he gets titled

>Warlocks skip fatal bonds to max upheavel
>Warlocks now skipping upheavel to max fatal bonds
we've gone full circle

How does Bulldog keep getting cucked? Is he living proof that girls don't actually care about a guy's personality? He's funny and nice, but also fat and Swedish, so he can't lose the V-plates.

>>159960491

>Establishment puppets like him and Jeb bush are why we turned to Trump in the first place


Too bad he's filling his cabinet with establishment puppets

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>>159960536
>blogging during esports

You deserve every loss you get

>>159960304
lol

>>159960363
>[HotD]xXxJungl3Mast4xXx can't understand why pros wouldn't keep jacking off in the jungle while they can be useful around the map after getting a quick early game gold/exp injection

Pottery

>>159960521
not my fault Zai is swedish

>>159960580
listen stop imagining everyone is pathetic as you

Bulldog will not date scene girls because he knows 100% the relationship goes nowhere (he knows from loda)

>>159960580
his personality is shit senpai, he's literally Swedish Slacks

>random riki
>having a decent game
>w behind an am "hiding" in the trees
>get stuck in the treeline and fall behind in exp
This happened like 2 hours ago but I'm still mad at myself for not carrying tps

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>rtc and sumail farm
nice aggressive trilane alliance

>>159960597
>CTR is still pissed they lost
lmao

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Can Grant fuck off the biggest EG dick riding faggot ever.

>>159960621
Honorary american*

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Why it took so long for people to realize Fatal Bonds are OP

It's Warlocks best skill

>>159960602
who cares about esports, play the game

>>159960549
>throw him into the air
but that's Tiny and Tusk's thing. Brewmaster can't do that

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>these golem cancels

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>>159960806
>play the game

>>159960779
the skill is shit though? What's the point of spreading dmg if it just makes people harder to kill?

>welcome to another cucksucking eg session
fucking pos maut and grant

why do teams let EG get away with this passive play? pisses me off, this is so boring

>>159960806

>play the game

where do you think you are?

>>159960806
Just do both man

What if pugna could farm?

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>alliance still has fangays
>alliance still has fangays getting triggered on 4chan

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>>159960829

>>159960925
what if Pugna had a penis?

All these yuropoor tears for casters hyping the home favorites

>>159960829
He means cyclone from the wind brewing

>>159960829
end yourself

>>159960495
dagon eblade bara

it is the funniest shit ever once you start to snowball you can just kill anyone the second they show anywhere on the map

>>159960580
>racist and white supremacist
>funny and nice
Pick one.

>>159960985
Very impractical.

>>159960986
theyre bad casters, the only half decent one is grant

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>>159960806
>play the game

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>>159960806
>who cares about esports, play the game
when was your first game
seriously
ti5 baby?

reminder that Grant is culturally appropriating Black culture and that is racist

EG is literally playing like a tier 1 team

>>159960940
>6
I feel like it was longer than that.

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>>159960940
>>159960940
>Creep Duration 20

oh icefrog

>>159961049
You should show them how its suppose to be done anon

>>159961039
I'll pick 2 thank you very much

>>159961132
no it's okay he works in walmart

>>159961151
>>159961151
They are a tier 1 team

>>159961178
SHART

>>159961106
2010

>>159961152
thats cause 6 is like one of the longest hard cc in the game, you're not used to a duration that long

>>159961162
You know why girls won't mate with him?
Because stormfags like him aren't even human.

>>159961020
>space cow with lasers
I like it

>>159960940
>>159961006
>>159961019
In my defense, I have not yet played Brewmaster

>>159961160
when will you people get that this is a non-argument

>>159961152
six seconds is long as fuck

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>15 minutes in as slark
>gotten 0 pickoffs outside of your aggressive trilane

how do we fix loda?

>>159961263
Leaguebab, huh?

>>159961281
Retire and become coach

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>>159960940
>creep duration: 20
what did icefrog mean by this?
seriously what the fuck

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>>159961281
It's too late for him.

>>159961281
hair implants

>>159961307
No, I just don't play garbage trash like brewmaster

>>159961270
Get that a talentless hack like yourself has no business judging others?

You're right you have no counterpoint

>U-GOD

Holy shit, that hook + cog was straight fire

>>159961357
probably a relic from dota 1 or something

>>159961263
Hush tyrone

this is just embarassing

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What's the real-life equivalent of buying bloodstone and dying immediately?

Alliance is so bad, they just roll over and die lmao
at least try to do something, this fucking slardar fucking around near them so he definitely cant get a blink off (does he even have it)

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>Team Sweden
>extremely passive
>just fold under a slight bit of pressure
>don't do anything for so long that the opposition gets too far ahead to be stopped

This is really getting my noggin rumbling

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>>159961375
Youre funny

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>alliance

>>159961404
just because you have sub0 self esteem you dont need to project it onto me

>>159961307
How the fuck did you come to that conclusion? I haven't played Brewmaster yet because he never appealed to me mechanically.

>>159961504
haha, cucks! /int/ memes!

>>159961478
Your bride saying no at the altar.

>>159961478
Playing dota2

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C...can someone explain the ENDURANCE RUN meme for me? No bully pls...

>>159961559
>/int/ memes
>memes

theyre called "facts"

>>159961540
>muh projection memes

Let's stick to the argument at hand

>>159961620
show me your panties first

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why does watching alliance slowly lose never get old

>>159961550
You remind me of me. I used to avoid that hero like the pest. Now he is one of my favorite heroes to play when I just wanna chill and play some dotes. Just micro your hawks to uphill areas and farm your necro 3.

>>159961626
?
its literally why you think i have no point

>>159961620
I can't associate with trannies like you.
My future children are gonna be ashamed.

One caster is really quiet and the other one is shouting all the time. Shouldn't they have a sound guy to fix this issue? I can barely hear the other guy.

>>159961651
You might want to check out cuck porn as well