First time making an OP dont be mean edition
>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/
>Latest Patch Notes (Live)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749777650
>Ongoing Hero Balance Changes (PTR)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749857162
>Sombra Animated Short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og5-Pm4HNlI [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>Overwatch Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://overbuff.com/
http://masteroverwatch.com
>Competitive Info
http://gousgamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
i'm gonna be mean as hell
i'm gonna fuck you up dude
hahaha so funny blizzard so funny xDDD
>>159950597
rude
>>159950520
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HEY EVERYONE, BULLY OP
>>159951224
RIP
>comp
>2.8k rating
>people still can't take out a widow as mcree/winston
????
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ded
Whys is the general so slow
Its 2:30 in the afternoon
>>159958440
>Sombra sucked
>Blizzard is hoarding First Strike
>nothing new to talk about
>the season is ending
1v1 is fun! Fun!
Is there a different discord? The one I found is like no fun allowed and ran by nazis which defeats the entire purpose of joining a /vg/ discord
>>159958440
there is another overwatch general without /owg/ in the OP
>>159950520
Reposting from the previous thread:
I want to improve my play with Symmetra. I'm a long way from daring to use her in comp, but does anyone have any general purpose advice for getting the most out of her? Who should I pair up with?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHTHa5fd9O8
Give me constructive advice, faggots.
NEW PTR UPDATE
175 MB WHAT IS IT?
>>159961315
get rid of that fucking intro
PTR Widowmaker is so fucking cancer. Why even try to aim if you can just spam quickscope bodyshots and kill everyone in 0.8 seconds?
>>159950520
That girl is super qt
Pharah would be better if she was white.
>>159962883
One body shot doesn't kill anyone from full health though.
>>159963015
That's Roadhog's specialty :^)
2 GIG UPDATE ON LIVE
IS IT SOMBRA
>>159962909
SOMEONE PLEASE POST GENJI
He's like one of those quick fucks I really need right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NOQpu0oKWQ
xd
>>159951224
did you make it?
>>159965354
what does this have to do with overwatch you fucking faggot?
>go 3-7 on PTR
>get this
Good news, now I can lose games without having to climb up a huge ass mountain when season 3 hits live
>team comp has D.Va, Mercy and Genji
>all are shit
>Mercy literally runs ahead of the team at the cap and uses her pistol doing jack shit while the team dies
>Mercy blames me (Rein) for the team's problems
Season 3 can't come soon enough desu, I'm sick of Gold shitters that don't know how to play the game, make shit picks, and refuse to play as a team.
>>159966046
>gold shitter who thinks medals mean anything.
Don't worry, you will be gold next season too senpai
>>159961315
>background downloader
Sombra on live next week?
>>159966570
Implying. She'll be out when season ends.
>>159966354
I got potg that game as well, so I'm clearly the best Reinhardt player in this general.
>>159964460
They are actually going to release her, and all the other PTR changes before the season ends.
The absolute madmen.
>>159966684
implying
>>159966647
Most background downloads have been like the same day as the actual patch
Hey /owg/ let's try getting diamond this weekend as well
Never give up
>>159965920
PTR ranks have always been inflated. Enjoy your 2200 when the patch goes live
>>159966814
implying
>>159966921
I thought they were testing a system that doesn't change your rank too much from season 2
>>159966046
>Season 3 can't come soon enough desu
This so much. Last month's patch was all halloween stuff, and now that it's over, there is even less content than before.
ORE WA HAYAI ZE
>>159968238
>I am fast
Who do they change the original lines
Why
>>159968238
>they replace the Halloween event with zero new content
>"Please stay tuned for when Sombra will go live!"
>she sucks anyway
>they are hoarding First Strike
>won't even give us a real release date for it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>159968967
>>they replace the Halloween event with zero new content
>she sucks anyway
????
>>159968590
Yeah, it sounds pretty fucking dull in Japanese.
Japanese Mei sounds super cute though.
Reaper is pretty alright too.
>play ranked
>lose because of shit team
EVERYTIME
80% KILL PARTICIPATION
>>159969676
>mfw 71% and win
>>159962909
Get your shit taste out of here.
>>159959431
Carwashing is cute, but its way too inconsistent.
Have a plan. Symmetra works by letting the team know when they are being flanked, and often serves the flanker up on a platter if not killing them herself. Think about the routes the enemy will use to slip by the lines or choke points, then make going those ways difficult/certain doom.
Trapping health packs with a sentry is decent too. It usually wont snag a kill. But sometimes it snags a kill and it always trolls whoever wanted the pack. (this will be outdated when sombra hits live).
If you can slip into a melee unnoticed you can be really destructive. Just hold down the trigger on the flashlight and try not to get shot.
Downside. Symmetra can rarely turn a game herself. But she CAN clean up for a bad teamfight on defense using her ult.
>Blizz is killing the general because they won't release First Strike and give us something new to discuss
>>159971479
>>159964885
Don't hate m8, you know I'm right.
DID THEY ANNOUNCE THE GAY CHARACTERS YET?
>>159972047
refer to >>159971795
>>159972119
Oh shit my bad kek
Hana Song shitting on Shimadas
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478908097087.webm
>>159972582
Shimada bros BTFO
Will they ever recover?
Laimier you asshole, pick a low execution barrier hero please and stop dragging me down
>>159968967
>she sucks anyway
Git gud. Just because you suck as her doesn't mean she sucks.
>>159951224
never ever
Post best ship.
I need pictures of D.Va's crotch
>>159972924
It's you! I see that you've found new pictures.
the overwatch reddit is fucking terrible
it's just filled with stupid gifs
>>159973034
better than owg
Are there any dedicated D.va streamers?
When is sombra?
Jesse Mccree
Fags.
>>159972789
maybe he meant she sucks as a concept. not balance wise.
I don't really like characters that limit you and between stuns, sleeps, hooks and freezes I like to get a few seconds of play time in.
When did you realise Sombra is not inspired from the Spy but from Planetside 2 infiltrators?
>Listening to the VA panel
>D.va's VA says this is D.va's song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o4Zj98FeX4
I will actually pay you money to not pick Bastion in ranked.
I don't want to hear counter-arguments.
Just don't fucking do it.
>>159972743
that was a pro play. Wow
When is Sombra hitting live?
Mercy stinks
>>159973196
This is why women aren't allowed to have opinions
Does anyone know of an absolute basics, retard's guide to tanking?
I mainMercyand Ana and usually just fall back on Junkrat or Reaper if we've already got healers, but I can't stop dropping spaghetti when we end up needing a Reinhardt.
>>159962909
>Pharah would be better if she was white.
agreed
>>159973263
>diamond
>go in
>i pick mccree
>instalock torb symmetra
>tfw Hanamura attack
oh well I guess SR is based on my skill, I should be able to carry this.
>>159973143
Cunts.
>>159973320
Is that why you pay that tiny Asian woman to beat you for an hour every Friday?
How do I play this bitch? It feels like I'm just sitting there healing everyone all the time, the resurrect is almost never used because it's hard to get 2 or more people to die at roughly the same time and near each other, and in case the enemy kills most of your team, chances are that you will die too.
Should I just play another support in Quick Play? It's kinda hard when every support was either nerfed hard or will be(i.e Ana)
Is Zen any good?
>pick hanzo
>get picks as hanzo
>get kills with my ult as hanzo
>get gold elims object elims and object time
>we lose 1 fight
>"hanzo fucking switch dude you arent doing anything"
>>159973382
Sombra?
I love Hana.
>>159973425
Lucio. Literally everyone will stroke your ego if you play Lucio
Always need a lucio any and everytime.
Lucio is so fucking important just play lucio.
>>159973415
I wish I had access to abusive Asians
>>159973294
delete this
>>159973425
Zen, Ana, Lucio are all better picks.
Mercy is just bad and Blizzard has already addressed this at Blizzcon.
Fareeha
>>159973501
>Mercy is just bad and Blizzard has already addressed this at Blizzcon.
Do what now?
>>159973470
>>159973501
I will try learning Zen then since both Lucio and Ana are on the nerf hammer in the PTR
>>159973591
best girl
Mercy is intelligent, white, and ethical.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5ZaVYoXEtM
Another one
Look at this blue french spider.
Why is she so perfect?
>>159965114
>>159973679
Austim.
>>159973669
>Mercy
>Ethical
Pick one
>>159973669
damn that sweater looks comfy
>>159973501
You're bad.
>there are pharah players who don't know how to reach point A on eichenwalde without running through chokepoint city
I SAID
I NEED PICTURES OF D.VA'S CROTCH
>>159973703
>that ass
c-continue...
>>159973623
1) Stay in the backline
2) You are not going to be the main healer, but rather a support one. A good idea is to keep your harmony orb on the mainhealer
3) Discord is good for keeping flankers discouraged from starting fights, or melting tanks
4) Communication is vital, especially when timing your ult
>>159973697
Blue skin is the best
>>159973846
But it stinks
jesus fucking CHRIST nothing makes me more mad than fucking lag
why is my internet so fucking shit
its like trying to play while stoned and wasted at the same time
>>159973846
>>159973657
Without a doubt
>>159973910
>camera doesn't pan down when she turns away
Who's the biggest cumslut, besides McRee?
Does a nanoboosted earthshatter pierce enemy shields?
>>159974128
Ur mum
>>159974128
Bastion
>>159974147
Of course not, you see that hammer go up you activate barriers.
>>159973995
>2016
>Still blaming losses on lag
Holy shit, get better internet, senpai.
sweet jesus sombra is terrible
her only redeeming thing is her ult and if it counters you too hard you can just switch instantly and she's 100% more useless
she does not guarantee a spot, specially now when ults are less common
Are there any writerfags here taking ideas?
>>159974253
>Mercy will never grab your hair and force you to eat her.
>>159974239
This, I literally have 20 ms rtt
Why do people hate Torbjorn so much?
>>159974317
ye, but I do only /ll/ stuff
So lads, Ana main here
I don't really play PTR but I know she's nerfed on it
Is she still viable/good or is she shit now?
I playing her but I don't want to waste my 3k cp on her if she's nerfed out of the meta
>>159973846
>>159974354
His turret is too easy to kill.
>>159974239
look man, im not trying to say that im pro because i am an absolute shitter
but you cant tell me i shouldnt blame losses on lag when everything and everyone is spazzing out three metres apart and your gun decides to be schizophrenic throughout the entire game
>>159974354
His turret is very easy to destroy and it takes forever to set up.
>>159974354
Because most Torbjorn players just plant the turret and do nothing else.
It's pretty much the same as "our genji is shit but theirs is a top 500 comp player thats on speed" in torbjorn form
>>159974476
Christ imagine that stench
>>159974253
Why does Pharah love being dominated?
>>159974294
>now when ults are less common
It felt like the enemy team had just as many ults as before, but my tactical visor took ages to charge. Even magdumping on a Roadhog didn't charge it instantly like before.
Let's say you guys magically get a gf an she asks you to dress up and act as Winston or she wont fugg you what do you do?
are robots people?
>>159974523
And told you to get better internet. It's not that much per month to upgrade. I'm paying $60.00 a month and my internet's fast.
Are the ranking sites fucked again?
>>159974593
even then not like 76 ult gets cancelled by her, he counters sombra super hard
>>159974625
The better question is, what makes a person? Can a robot be reasoned with? Can it feel emotion and understand empathy?
>>159974438
what is /ll/
>>159974621
ooo ooooo ahh ahhhh
Daily reminder that you should keep climbing while you can before the day 1 sombra "mains" why either never played her or only played her in 6v6 sombra's ruin ranked
>>159974589
Imagine it
>>159973294
is this SFM fart fetish shit?
>>159973382
>>159973094
I love him
>>159974628
my internet is fucking top tier fibre optic goodness and it's still shit, it has been for the past few weeks
im considering changing providers
>>159974760
Pleasantly vomit inducing
>>159974147
I love this image ironically and unironically
>>159974812
Which provider do you have?
>>159974621
Winston acts like a shy autist who's not good at social interaction who occasionally flies into fits of autistic rage
So I don't even need to rp, I just need to dress up
>>159974795
>>159974860
this
>>159974726
this
>>159973697
stupid frog poster
>>159973591
>>159973657
I love Pharah!
>>159974760
I want to indulge in it.
So who's the gay hero, and why is itNother?
>>159974954
Nother?
>>159974954
lucio is def a fag
>>159974726
lesbian lolita
>>159974936
Of course you do, she's the cutest.
>>159975002
If I put a space in between it'd be more obvious I didn't put Zarya. You killed the joke. Congratulations asshole.
>>159974939
Do it.
>>159974958
Bruh... Just switch. I don't care, use Comcast if you have to.
>>159975002
>>159974954
>>159975014
It'll be revealed in First Strike, so you're both wrong.
>>159974882
Oh well, foiled again. Have a cat
Comp has taught me that if you aren't in a competent stack then the only point of playing is to derank
>>159974954
Bastion. And she's a woman.
Oh what you don't like attack Bastion? WELL YOU'RE A SEXIST HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT AND IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR.
>>159975090
apparently it's the best provider in the area but im not so convinced anymore
Should I use Lucio or Ana ?
>>159975058
Never ever ;_;
>>159975131
I'll take it.
>>159975047
No it would look like thisNot herand would look fine. Your joke sucked to begin with.
>>159975192
both depending on the map
>>159974625
>>159974718
Are people and animals different from robots? We just utilize a different method of obtaining energy to keep running.
>>159975094
i mean lucio is still gay as shit though. it;s not like the only gay characters were in the first strike.
>>159975218Not herZarya
[spoilerNother
>>159975203
>>159975234
Which maps are for Lucio and which maps are for Ana?
>>159975192
I got to Master just by playing Lucio for a day. Ana is a bit high risk, high reward.
>>159975203
What if she wants you?
Is there possibly an even worse map than Hanamura?
>Play Ana
>McCree walks out of my line-of-sight
>"I need healing!"
>Dies
>"I need healing!"
>"I need healing!"
>"I need healing!"
>"I need healing!"
>>159973335
Different tanks play differently.
Rein is a fairly stationary absorption tank while D.Va would be an aggressive disruption tank for example
>>159975395
Temple of Anubis
>>159975385
but what about her super-conservative Korean parents?
>>159975285
What is it with you people?
>KOTAKU ARTICLE SAYS THERE IS ONLY ONE, THERE WON'T BE MORE
>METZEN AND CHU SAID IT'S MORE THAN ONE SO MY THEORY IS STILL VALID
Make up your minds on what to believe.
>>159974625
>>159975239
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_room
>>159975162
Solo is fine though, surprisingly. But yeah, i always fear that i will be the last guy for five man stack or something like that. Because the enemy stack is always better. No exceptions.
>>159975475
>METZEN AND CHU SAID IT'S MORE THAN ONE SO MY THEORY IS STILL VALID
they never said that cuck lul
Why are people so reluctant to play reinhardt in qp
>>159975405
>Play Lucio
>Everyone around you dies
>"I need healing!"
>"I need healing!"
>"This Lucio is shit"
>>159975405
>Play McCree
>Need healing
>walk right in front of her
>She's too busy scoped and trying to pretend she's an actual sniper
>>159975395
Ilios
>>159974474
PLS response
>>159975450
I'm pretty conservative myself, so maybe it would worked out.
>>159975556
Metzen said it in 2015 at the Blizzard Q&A
Chu said it was the 2015 Blizzard Q&A
and I'll get the damn videos and transcripts if you really want to be proven that wrong.
Reminder that Hana Song has never beaten her dad in Starcraft
>>159975493
>meanwhile Google develops an AI capable of having "dreams"
>>159975696
Chu said it in the 2016 Blizzard Q&A*
correction
What are they gonna do?
>>159974474
I have seriously no idea if the nerf makes her unplayable.
I rather think that it makes the other Supports more viable. Try it in PTR comp for a while.
>>159975735
What if they've never had an opportunity to play against each other? Huh?
>>159975696
>its another "my ship is canon xdd" episode
Its time to take a break off the computer, anon.
>>159975808
You'll be blocked from playing for an hour or so. For now you'll suffer from -75% exp gain
SCRAP
ALL
BOTS
>>159974474
>>159975810
What nerf?
>>159975808
Widowmaker snipes you in the head immediately
>>159975787
>it doesn't matter, but you don't understand why it doesn't matter because you're too lazy to really delve that deep into the subject by reading the entire page that was linked to you
EVERY POTG IS GENJI CUTTING UP A PUMPKIN
>>159975984
They nerfed the movement speed buff of her ult on the ptr.
>>159975385
>tfw you can't even get some asian whore to cosplay as her because there are no asians in the forgotten european shithole you live in
fml
I'm afraid to play overwatch because I'm afraid people will yell at me and bully me.
>>159976202
Turn chat off.
>>159976202
If you don't play then I'm gonna bully you
Honestly I can easily imagine Reaper having some sort of unrequited crush on Morrison but Jack was with Ana or something, and I'm not even a homofag
It seems like genuine enough to me
>its a team blames mccree for not killing tracer when no one groups up and the mercy pockets the shitter pharah episode
Is there actual good Soldier 76 fan art that isn't gay trash or "LE DAD 76 XD
>>159976202
lay with friends?
>>159974474
They literally just removed the speed boost from her ult. Her kit is still as hopelessly fucking overloaded as ever.
>>159975808
Fuck you in the ass.
>>159976241
But then I can't coordinate
>>159976246
Please don't
>>159976274
>play with friends
lol
>>159976260
>implying anyone cares about him for any other reason
>>159976254
>mercy pockets the shitter pharah
This shit still exist?
>>159976274
>lay with friends
L E W D
Is there a better feeling than headshotting Tracer? I love killing this smug cunt.
>>159976202
Yet, you post on 4chan.
Anon, I think maybe you enjoy the bullying. Do you want us to bully you right here in front of everyone watching?
>in a 4 minute que for qp on a friday night
>finally get a game and it ends before i can spawn
>>159976260
>>159976464
I have high anxiety and are taking multiple medications for it. The only way I can post here and play online games is if I'm really drunk.
>>159975942
I don't get why it happens in quick play
>>159976579
Same but my medication makes me pretty numb to it. This game makes me more angry than anxious.
>>159976441
>mfw I spend the entire match focusing tracer and hooking her every single time as roadhog, not even missing a single hook, and completely shutting her down
I did this to a tracer one time and the player posted "pls no daddy" in the chat after we won. It felt euphoric.
>>159976579
Just remember that nobody actually cares about anyone else because everyone is too focused on their own issues, and even if someone gets mad, they'll get over it because it's just video games and they probably hate themselves for getting mad at video games. An insult in the chat might upset you for hours, but for the person doing it, it's nothing more than a 2 second thought process.
>It's a team loses to attack torbjorn who is nano-boosted with molten core episode
>>159976676
Please tell me your medication because zoloft and lorazepam suck
>>159976774
Thanks
So, is there a way to turn off bloom, or am I fucked?
>>159975680
But you'd have to marry before you are even allowed to hold her hand
Are all korean girls in skin tight bodysuits stinky?
>hmm let me Lucio since we have an Ana
>team is incapable of making a single pick
>no can kill the Genji
>no one can kill the supports
Zen forever it is then
How do we make my boy Jamison Fawkes meta?
>>159976808
i think your gpu is haunted
>>159950520
so fucking annoying when white ppl cosplay as shitskins, chinks, mongoloids, niggers, kikes and so on, and vice versa
Things that are broken, and truly cannot be argued against without shitposting.
>Ana
Every part of her kit is broken. Her dps needs to be below Zen, her healing needs to be below mercy, her hipfire needs to require aiming, her bomb should deal significantly less damage and self healing. Or just remove her sleep and ult.
>Reinhardt
ultimate is broken, aoe stun lock with stupid range. Reduce his damage if the ult won't be touched. No dps class has instant kill: the skill in any room, they have setups and can be stunned or killed.
>roadhog
Don't know why this fatfuck is in this game, he's just annoying and feeds ults.
>Hanzo
scatter shot needs to be his ult, there's no reason for this no skill garbage to just be free kills. it's fucking retarded. I play alot of hanzo, and I still fucking want it nerfed into the ground.
>DVA
Why is she allowed to relentlessly run down dps/defense classes, but unlike wiston is a complete cunt and can cancel multiple ultimates at once? Why is she allowed to die, ult, get a kill because of no cover, then back into her mech form? it's stupid. Her nuke is also pretty cancer, it's I-win-OT the skill on some maps.
>Mei
why does form:cube still contest/cap points? Why is her ult so fucking retarded?
>>159976902
Make his grenade launcher hitscan.
>>159976882more pls
>>159976902
Ult being able to survive someone sneezing on it.
>>159977000
how the fuck does that even work?
>>159976882
Christ the stench
>>159976993
scatter shot as ult LUL bye
>3200
>we have only one healer
>team is actually surprised that we are getting raped
Boy, it sure gets better.
>>159976805
It's just an SNRI. There's also clonazepam here but I don't feel like taking it.
There are cases and cases though anon, and I'm certainly not a doctor.
Who else /doesn'tevenownthegame/ here?
I think I am in love with a fictional character.
>>159976907
>>159976808
Contact your local Adeptus Mechanicus, and they'll purge your GPU clean.
>>159976993
Huh, did the PTR added some rank bellow bronze?
>>159977175
Having only one tank is bad too.
How do I get the best possible starting rank for season 3?
Is it based on how many games I win, or what my stats are?
If I lost all 10 games, but had 60 elims every game, would I place as high as if I won every game but had 10 elims?
>>159977245
welcome to the club kid
>>159977193
Effexor, probably? I heard the withdraw is life threatening. Maybe safer than just getting drunk all the time to play games. I already take clonaz for sleep.
>>159977345
It's more based on your season 2 rank.
>>159977245
Nothing wrong with that.
>tfw fucking dimensions separating me from the smug
>>159977113
>crosshair over enemy
>click
>instant 120-damage explosion
>>159977245
Welcome to the club.
>>159977245
Only just now for the first time? Git gud
>>159976441
>running back to the fight on Dorado as Mercy
>Tracer jumps me on the way
>resign myself to death
>suddenly "WOAH THERE! *POWPOWPOW*"
>emotes "Howdy!" before heading back
Im tired of playing Reinh tank in ranked games and i dont really feel an appeal for Zarya or Roadhog.
Its D.Va viable right now? I know she doesnt do any damage but her shield is somekind of op.
>>159976993
So you start off by saying nobody can argue against you without shitposting, and then you proceed to shit out a long ass turd of a post full of bullshit.
Yeah, okay.
Please tell me I'm not the only one that gets close to diamond then goes on a massive losing streak and gets knocked back down to 2600, how do you come back from that?
;_;
>>159976907
>>159977284
That doesn't help at all.
>screen finishes loading
>someone has already locked widowmaker
>>159977408
I'm not american, so I don't know how it's called in the US. The one I'm taking is not that strong though.
I'll probably have some sort withdrawal when I stop taking it but not as strong as you're thinking.
>>159977561
Turning off bloom won't help either i'm affraid.
>>159977518
your MMR is lower than your rating.
>>159977409
Then whats the fucking point of even doing placements if its based on your last placements?
How much can you improve?
And again, even if its capped, should I be focusing on winning or just getting as much stats as possible
>>159977457
D.va is okay, but only middle tier right now. After the PTR buffs to her health go live she'll be brokenly superior to roadhog and possibly Zarya though.
Seriously, if you try her right now it's disgusting. You can just wade right into a brawl without giving a rat fuck and facetank the entire enemy team.
>zarya bubble now works like shields do
there fixed this op bitch
>>159977436
FEAR had a hitscan grenade launcher
>>159977634
get an SSD
>>159976956
You clicked the wrong link again. /pol/ isn't even anywhere near /vg/.
>play more defensively as rein
>get called a "passive" rein
>play more aggressively as rein
>get called an idiot for moving too far forward
>>159977664
It's not about your placements in S2, but about your final rank I from what I heard. Winning games probably help a little in getting higher ranks in placements though, of course.
>>159976902
Make Concussion Mine refresh when he gets a kill or assist.
>>159976993
screencapped
>>159977830
>Letting other people determine how you play because they bitched at you
>Crying about it on /vg/
>Get called a beta cuck
There should be a setting to not get paired with groups when solo queuing on competitive. Even if you have to wait more.
I'm tired of getting paired with the same 3 uncooperative retards that can't even use chat.
Why is my team always on attack?
Every single comp match I start on the attacking side, every single QP game I'm also attacking, brawls as well.
Is my account flagged or something?
>>159977712
>your teammates will intentionally fire at the shields to try to break through them
>Zarya's beam goes LHC mode every game
>>159977640
Well, that's just fucking great.That's also a good $40 down the fucking drain until I can get a good $1000.
>>159977830
>reinhardt never advances, just stands in one fucking spot forever
>reinhardt charges into the enemy team and instantly evaporates
Yeah fuck you.
>Tracer runs at me
>Misses Sticky Bomb
>Blinks forward directly into it and kills only herself with it
>mfw
>>159976902
give him several stacks of beartrap, increase range like conc. mine and increase duration of beartrap, but make it destructable (because it doesnt make fucking sense, torb turret shooting u, same with symmetra - u can destroy that shit, but no, u cant with beartrap)
make him shoot faster as well
and make his conc. mine throwable through shields
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dushZybUYnM
>all those different voice lines heh
Have you ever been bullied while playing Overwatch?
Why are the Reinhardt charge screams so fucking morbid? Holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhzTWuEV7GA
>silenced until the 28th
Why did they think that muting me is going to change me cursing at people? Am I supposed to scream in my mic and spam nigger, is that how you don't get banned?
Now that I'm FORCED to lose every game since I can't talk to people and coordinate. I just want to grief and feed and fuck games up, but it's a waste of my time.
I just want to have some kind of revenge and retribution against this stupid, irritating form of petty punishment.
>>159978257
Fuck you.
is it harder to land headshot on ana than on other heroes
>>159978192
>Stacks of beartrap
Pretty good, even just one more beartrap down would really fuck flankers with good placement.
>>159978206
Bastion had his own shield? Why did they remove it?
>>159978335
Please no bully
>>159978292
because you are being charged by a medieval guy who doesnt use firearms so your death potentially might be slow and painful
>>159976202
>be masochist
>start yelling at some guy in my comp match for doing retarded shit
>another player on mic starts yelling at me
>its a girl
>>159978423
Drink yourself into a coffin you ugly fucking cunt.
>post yfw someone gets play and they put down their spray
Post your main without posting it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0
>>159978383
i wonder why?
>>159975906
Lol you fucking idiot:
>"There are definitely LGBT heroes, there are multiple. We want these stories about character's relationships, not only in romance. But we want these to shine in these stories. We'll have a story coming out soon that might address this - not BlizzardTM soon, but soon. But to reiterate this, this is important to us."
>when you're the tank and there's a phara roaming free but no one switches to mccree or soldier
and obviously we lose
This thread really needs to take some anti-bullying measures.
>>159978532
Yeah why? He is garbage. That shield would make him good.
>Smurfing at gold
>Our only healer is an Ana
>The only way I can get any heals as McCree is to directly bodyblock her as she's shooting
low ranks are a weird and wonderful place
>>159978257
Not personally, but I've seen the effects of it.
WHY DOES NO ONE SWITCH HERO?
YOU ARE NOT LOCKED TO ONE FOR THE ENTIRE MATCH
FUCK
>play Sombra
>place translocator in our backline
>invisrun to a big medkit
>hack it
>translocate back
>pew pew until cooldowns are up
>repeat until ult
>ult in teamfight proactively
Am I doing it right?
captcha: NUOVA MEXICO
>>159978363
From doing headshot only custom game practice I really get the feeling that her head hitbox is place slightly forward and down compared to her body hitbox so what visually look like head shots end up getting eaten by her body.
I don't really have any way of confirming this but that's how it feels.
>>159978528
hard mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1eU2usWg3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F79T4O3Vu8
>>159978528
cant tell if lucio, ana, pharah or symmetra because all shitskins
>>159978292
>D.va's scream
always cracks me up
>>159978528
>>159976260
Yes
I have plenty
>>159978643
How do you even get to fucking gold if you are """smurfing"""?
>>159978597
>>159978206
>symmetra and hanzo on attack
Fucking reported
>mfw I just noticed Ana was in one of them Overwatch short trailers before the game came out
>>159978646
I thought he was talking about being targeted for criticism, but then I realized he's talking about the actual game. That's pretty sad.
>>159978728
Throwing placements.
>>159978528
>tfw shit at hitscan
>>159978761
Where?
Is this game any fun to play on your own? And I don't mean for a few hours, I'm looking for a game to play consistently for the next few months.
>>159978609
in early closed beta's he didnt have full 360 movement and had the shield to compensate it was the same as Rein's shield HP wise, but they changed to how he is now for the full game i guess from feedback from that beta
>>159978257
I have witnessed it
>>159978841
If you're autistic like me, then yes.
>>159978824
https://youtu.be/pwFu8kEsUW4?t=41
>>159978292
you can hear the panic and deep fear holy sheeit
>>159978528
>>159976254
>its a team blames McCree when the enemy phara takes 1shot and enemy ana and mercy instantly do everything in there power to heal her and she falls down behind reins shield
>>159978886
Well of course she was, she was released in the concept art with Pharah when the game came out.
>>159978881
Explain
>>159978979
Do you think she fucked Soldier?
>try brawl
>mystery heroes
>my team is 3 symm, 1 ana, 1 winston, 1 junk
>enemy team is 3 rein, 1 lucio, 2 roadhog
ULURU
>>159978860
How do you report people for bullying?
>>159978712
Where?
7 minutes queue on a friday night
what happened to this game???
>>159978528
>>159978886
Oh I thought you meant one of the character shorts but yeah she's been around in art long before she was released. It's why people mixed up her and Sombra.
>>159979062
Everyone is playing Paladins now.
>>159961315
Zenyatta """main""" here.
Try to stay behind tanks and duck out from around them to shoot. Always aim for the head and BEFORE YOU ENGAGE you should be discording them. The animation is cancellable so you can fire and discord simultaneously.
Keep your harmony on whoever you're paired with but transfer it for spot heals as well before returning to your primary. Transcendence is super great for pushes and you can cover a lot of allies in your AoE by moving quickly around.
And watch out for Mei. That bitch.
>winning game
>overtime
>suddenly, my GPU decides to stop working
>get 5~ FPS (Usually I have 200+)
>die since I don't even know what's going on
>>159979004
Very unlikely
>>159979045
Everywhere, just look for it. Pixiv and tumblr. You just have to be willing to browse through art you don't like.
>>159979062
Everyone is playing Battleborn
>>159979227
Why is it unlikely when she flirts iwth him in game?
>>159979062
Everyone is playing Gigantic.
>>159979310
They aren't flirting you autist.
>>159978860
Jesus.
>>159979062
Everyone is fucking your mom.
>>159979349
They totally are.
>>159979062
Everyone is playing Paragon.
>>159979349
"Ana I missed u bb where u been?"
"Jack u look so hot for ur age HMU"
>>159979425
Not even slightly. I hope you're shitposting and don't really believe this.
>>159979481
nice ad-lib
>>159978860
Rude
>>159979484
>For a man of your years, you're looking pretty good, Jack.
Thats flirting dude. Calling someone good looking is flirting.
>>159978886
Thinking about this, isn't it incredibly unsafe to be shooting at a giant robot if your ally is literally within a few feet of the robot? Literally you're shooting at the robot and hoping a stray round doesn't just dome Ana.
>>159979481
post more
This is now a no bully thread
D.va is my favorite
>>159979715
>This is now a no bully thread
>Guy makes fun of "burgers" on mic
>ask him what he's saying every time he speaks
>"dude you accent is so fucking thick and shit I can't understand you"
>they stop talking on mic and write in voice chat about how I'm a racist
>>159979624
>Calling someone good looking is flirting.
>I share a general with people who probably really think this
>taking point
>enemy ults x2
>use my zen ult
>team scatters and dies
>NICE ZEN ULT SCRUB
WHY IS SHE SO SHIT
SHE DOES NOTHING EXCEPT BEING A WALKING ULT
DID THEY NOT LEARN ANYTHING FROM SYMMETRA
>>159979715
i have D.va so much sorry anon
>>159979715
>>159979820
I have her too :)
>>159978319
Anyone else have something like this? I legitimately enjoy this game, but now I'm forced to lose most games I play because of this silence.
I mean this really pisses me off, just a crazy fucking amount. I don't think I've been even 3/10 mad while actually playing, but now I'm 7/10 fucking pissed at this horse shit. 3 weeks of being forced to lose, how fucking lame is that? seriously.
>>159979715
>This is now a no bully thread
>posting trash plastic girl
FUCK OFF AND END YOURSELF FAT FUCKIN FAGGOT
>>159979757
>>159979757
>posts on /owg/
>is shocked by this
>>159973196
Wut
>>159979801
Americans are awake. Abandon thread.
>>159978319
>>159979883
Stop flipping out like an asspie on cam and you won't get silenced.
>>159979887
She's about as natural as you can get.
Why the fuck was Jack looking for her if he knows she gave up his war aka midlife crisis? Why does she care about Jack and not Gabe? They're fucking.
anyone else on pc completely unable to play right now? battle.net won't boot, OW itself won't boot or let me try to log in.I tried downloading battle.net again and everything tries to load and crashes. no other internet or other issues at all.
>>159980075
I don't know what I expected posting here. if the game is going to enable griefers and losers with this silence system, then I'll just stop playing and won't buy anything from blizzard, ever again.
kind of sucks, I was looking foward to play sombra, but I won't stoop to blizzard's level and participate in their vitriolic system.
>>159978319
Bullies need to leave
>>159979757
Speaking as afemaleI wouldn't tell a guy that he's good looking unless I wanted togo full yandere on thembut I'm a shutin so carry on.
>>159950520
why are their a bunch of gooks playing on the NA servers?
Every fucking gook I play with is always a McCree and they ALWAYS have the mystery man skin.
Never communicates, and when they do... it's in General chat in korean, expecting everyone to understand or else calls you a bitch in broken english,
>>159967096
they are dont believe his lies
>>159980509
K I N G 'S R O W
I
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Why is Ana on Reyes list?
>play quickplay
>enemy team has party of 5
>we get demolished
wow great matchmaking blizz
>Genji makes a small mistake
>Relentlessly bully him for the rest of the game
bully genjis
>>159980683
kek
>>159980816
DON'T
That tracer genji faggot doesnt post anymore?
>leave a match
>search for match
>be placed in the same match
>>159980509
N U M B A N I
U
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>>159980932I still post frequently. I wrote that PharahxMcCree thing for the thread, two days ago. Did you need me for something?
>>159980215
>Oh Gabriel what happened to you
>She spared a moment of silence for the man she once knew
>doesn't care
>>159980775
She took Jack's side. You'll find out more detailed in first strike.
>>159981043
>>159981043
Nah I'm just wondering if they scared you off.
>>159980434
Like I said, stop acting like an asspie.
>>159980695
I feel your pain
>>159981110
Scared me off? No. But I've already explained why I stopped posting images a few times.
>>159981103
Ana probably became the Yoko Ono that tore the two apart.
>>159980784
The matchmaking is truly ebin.
Atleast I only lost 2 SR because even the game knew it went full retard with this match.
>>159981043
kys, my mankys = keep yourself stable, hope you're fairing well
>>159978206
>Those giant ass control point platforms
>Tracer having 250 health with 100 of it being shields
>Recall not recovering health
>Torb being rude to his turret
>Bastion with red blood and front shield
>Mercy's bullets are purple instead of blue
>Winston dying to charge before he hits the wall
Holy shit
Amaris
>>159981207
I'm sure Ana was the glue keeping them together despite all the fights they had. But when she "died" things went to complete hell.
>>159981267
Why did I type that Mercy's bullets were blue? They're fucking orange
how to improve my accuracy?
>>159981341
Reyes is unreasonable and power hungry. They even called him a jerk.
He says to her in game that she's back on his list. If that was the first time they've seen eachother since she died then she was on his list before he went full reapy
I MADE THIS VIDEO
PLEASE LOVE ME
https://youtu.be/R5r351Di9rU
>>159981194
Literally what the match turned out to be. I'm the Rein.
Would anyone here be interested in forming a competitive team?
I flex, play nearly every hero in the game, and would be able to fit whatever role needed. I'm just looking for players who are serious about improving as a unit and want to succeed together
Will someone be my friend if I post my information?
>tfw you start reporting everyone for saying the word fag for fun
" belittling homosexuals "
>playing Genji on quickplay defense
>Get POTG when I kill 3 people on the payload with one Dragonblade swing
>Type into chat "Top Genj"
>The two tryhard enemy genjis go berserk in chat
Is there anything worse than Genji mains?
>Tanks can insta-kill non-tanks with their ordinary abilities
>Offensive hero ults like Tracer's bomb can't even kill a tank
Defend this, tank scrubs.
>>159981524
>we need a healer! Says the genji
>One of the 3 genjis
This is why we need the 1 hero limit
>>159981524
qp change cannot come soon enough.
>Forced to play Lucio all the time since I know for a fact most people either won't or they'll suck ass with him anyway
>Some faggots spam I need healing while I'm dead
>Quit game
You people deserve the loss
When I play Rein, Lucio never speeds and my winrate suffers.
When I play Lucio, I speed the Tanks and win a lot more.
At what rank do the shitty lucios go away?
>>159981878
Can you explain to me how to play him well? I'm very good with zen but I just don't feel useful as lucio.
>>159981765
>3
Didnt see the fourth
im sorry
So this happens. Wat do?
sombra is the symmetra of offense heroes
>>159981479
Wait for the PTR changes to go live.
Currently Zarya's beam requires server side confirmation, so it won't hit unless held on the target for long enough for the server to acknowledge it, which makes its usefulness dependent on latency. Sweeps across a target are ignored even at very low latency at the moment.
>>159981597
sure, what do you play?
>tired of risking randoms playing DPS and doing 0 damage
>they all just instant lock DPS characters and refuse to switch, willing to just lose the game instead
I'm mid diamond. How the fuck do I get to masters if I'm forced to play support every game? No, I can't play Zarya and carry either because often the other tank is some stupid shit like D.Va or Roadhog when we need a rein.
God, just release Sombra already.
>>159982052
Not him
You know how with zen you're more than a harmony orb and an ult? Lucio has the same principal. No other hero can modify speed in the same way that lucio does, you need to use your speed boost to make your team initiate or dodge fights until you can take them on your terms. You should focus on using your sound blast on keeping flankers like winston genji and so on away from your backline, e.g your other support and your hanzo, mccree or whatever. Use high ground to your advantage and get good at strafing and jumping around like an autistic monkey.
>>159982284
The fuck is that
>>159981483
>they even call him a jerk
When?
>He says to her in game that she's back on his list. If that was the first time they've seen each other since she died then she was on his list before he went full reapy
They say this in game. Think of in game interactions this way:
Their personalities are the same, but what they say to each other is not canon. As in, that is what the characters really think, but how they've met and interacted is not canon. The first canon time Reaper meets Ana is in Old Soldiers. It's also the first time Morrison and Reyes have seen each other in person since the Switzerland incident.
>>159982284
F to graphics card.
>>159981878
You can stand in LoS of the entire team amping it up constantly and you'll still get someone claiming they're not getting any healing.
>>159982284
>TMP 88C
I think you might be pushing it anon. Use MSI afterburner to control your GPU fans.
Why are the Amaris such prime breeding material?
>>159983014
Because someone at Blizz likes delicious brown
>Numbani
>we're capping the first point
>see low health symmetra running away
>dash after her
>Lucio is around the corner and boops me away before I can deal the killing blow
>she places her teleporter
>all 4 of her teammates instantly pour out, kill me, speed boost towards the point, retake it
>my team is so tilted they just completely give up and all troll pick
Shit like this makes me want to quit the game. I need friends to queue with.
It's Friday night so im expecting to be playing with fucking retards but how do they only end up on my team?
I've dropped 200 points already and the suffering continues.
>Pharah nerf happening
I quit. Blizz is clearly a bunch of idiots.
Devs actually talked about D.Va's critbox for once
>>159982514
Lucio or D.va or Reina
>>159981597
if you're okay with being friends with a shitter
>>159982284
Panic
>>159982616
I'll try that. I just don't feel like I impact the game much, and it feels like I have to chase one or two teammates rather than them coming to me. I'll practice him more.
>>159983129
>>159983473
>always mistake torb's beard as a gigantic cock
>>159983260
>Pharah nerf
She's getting buffed
>>159983415
>>159982514
nevermind i'm too worried
Grills of /owg/ what happens if you talk on mic?
Since I dropped I can't get out of here, send help.
Dropped from 3550 to 3250.
These rankeds matches are getting worse.
>"I play Ana as a sniper"
>>159983687Everyone just kind of assumes I'm a guy because I have a deep voice.
>>159982284
>>159983687I don't
>>159983460
Make sure you have a mic and make everyone join voice at the start of each game... usually helps if people are willing to listen. If people are refusing to follow you then just follow the tank you trust and people will hopefully stay near you.
>>159983848Where are you on a scale of Mei to Zarya
>>159983687
Nothing special, really.
>>159983698
why do furies have to ruin everything
>>159983273
HOW ABOUT THEY TALK ABOUT FIRST STRIKE NEXT?
>>159982284
Time to upgrade
yfw Ana miss-clicks her ult and tells you to get in there
Why owg.pleb.pl not working
Is it because this retarded op typed owg in full caps
What was in the massive background download update?
>>159984135
They should make a better targeting system for Ana's ult and Zarya's bubble though. They suck.
>>159983953
yeah same here lmao which sucks because i want to communicate with people. anyone know a good voice changer?
>>159984005Not quite Zarya, maybe more like a less raspy Ana most of the time.
>>159983308
post your ign, competitive?
>>159984209
It's everything that's on the ptr
>>159983750
You can't move SR without a streak.
The ranking system is broken outside of very loosely sorting by skill level.
The difference between 32xx and 33xx is completely meaningless.
>>159984275I meant in terms of build but what you're describing now sounds like my high school crush
Wait the McCree posters are girls?
Why do women who play this game always whine about every little thing when you're playing with them?
>girl starts talking on mic
>instantly locks my zarya before me
>plays it like shit, complains about heals and tries to boss people around
>constant sound of her screeching trying to position people and manage their ults
>gets on someone else for having a bad game on rein
>>159984268That's not even the main problem for me, it's just that i'm too anxious. Even if i was a guy i probably wouldn't use mic either
>>159984369
I will play by myself sorry thank you
>>159984432
you are a guy
putting a skirt on doesn't make you a woman you freak
>>159984401Oh! In that case I'm pretty squarely Mei but trying to get healthier.Not eating so many cup noodles these days.
>>159984415
We boy-gamer are the minority here.
Dont hit on me silly girls. >:(
>https://twitter.com/25yolanda8866/status/796954692483846144
Why is she so cute /owg/?
How to git gud with Ana? Also, how can I improve my aim and reaction?
>>159984424
I'm a woman and I just don't talk at all. I play Rein, Roadhog, Reaper, Ana, Lucio, and now Sombra.
I don't do any of that.
>Play Lucio
>Win
>Don't play Lucio
>Lose
Oh ok
>>159984702
Practice.
When are those roody poo nigger kikes at Blizzard going to release Overwatch First Strike? My need for seeing Jack fill Ana's womb with his American love has to be quenched.
>>159984559Not him, but does that mean you are T H I C C ?
>>159984673
>trying to make her sound british when she has a chinese accent
I want to punch the fucker taking that video and pressuring her into that shit. You can see how embarrassed she is. Stop man. The video isn't worth it.
>>159984559PIECE OF CAKE
>>159984559cute
>>159950597
BACK THE FUCK OFF?
>>159984702
When you zoom in, the triangle inside the scope is where an ally needs to be to heal them, meaning it prioritizes your allies and makes them much easier to hit. Being zoomed in also makes your weapon hitscan
For improving reaction and aim, just play the game.
>>159984185
yeah...
im patching it now
>>159984831That's a little too generous. I own that I'm overweight and I can definitely be better than where I am right now.
>>159984891oh you
>>159984524
s m h f a m i l i a
>>159984673
I just got some diabetes that vid was so sweet.
>>159983014
Ana might be, Fareeha is pure.
>>159984702
Try to only shoot enemies you can finish off.
If you are on a team fight, prioritize healing teammates over dealing damage.
If you are playing with Zarya, use your granade on her graviton surge (counters Pinyatta).
Best people to ult are rein and reaper.
Son't use your sleep dart unless you get flanked.
Have you ever wanted to get back to the thread so fast that when you try to pee real fast you poop a little?
>>159984185
>>159984958
>>159950520
there we go, should be pretty foolproof from OP faggotry now
>>159985296
pure breeding material
>>159985545
Stop, she isnt.
>>159984673
>>159984831
>>159984891
you guys are idiot, when girls say they are a little overweight they mean they're morbidly obese
>>159985632
What? Absolutely not.
Little overweight - Self confidence issues, probably fine.
Fluffy - Chubby
BBW and proud - fat
What piece of shit are you to ask about my body?! - Morbidly obese.
>>159984713
>I'm a woman
>I'm a girl look at meeeeeeee I'm not like the other girls
kill yourself cunt
>>159984713
do you play qp or comp or both?
>>159985586
Search your heart. You know it to be true.
>>159985770
lol no
Healthy and average are how women describe themselves when they're fat already
if someone admits to being overweight they're probably a porker
>>159985545
NO
Pharah is for pure girl love with Mercy, only.
For those of you who run the game on epic settings with 60+fps
What is your Graphics card and CPU?
>be mercy
>do my best
>get bullied
Why?
>>159986008
i7-4790k
GTX 980
>>159985905
>>159985962
Keep that pedophile slut away from her.
>>159985928
>Saying healthy or average on 4chan
No, they say THICC when they're overweight. Jesus learn some self awareness, those terms are for tinder/facebook.
>>159986008
i7
GTX 965
on a bloody laptop
I run it on 70+ FPS consistently though. I've seen streamers go over 150. What's the point?
>>159986008
i3 6100, GTX 960
The game was made with toasters in mind.
>>159986056
Thicc isn't necessarily overweight.
>>159985962
What's between them is not about love.
It's about power and control.
>>159986014
They think super meta tryhard comps matter below master.
People who can reasonably say that the team needs a tank or healer
>Someone who is currently a tank
>Someone who is currently a healer
People whose CPUs should implode if they tell the team they need a tank or healer while refusing to switch themselves
>The shitter who insta-locked Widow or Hanzo
>Basically anyone else who wants to play want to play but and expect others to support their choices
Arcade mode with rewards for wins is amazing. Finally got me to play more than 2 matches in a row.
>>159986315
no offense but I am a better dps than anyone else in this team so you better switch to healer or tank otherwise we are going to be very inefficient.
Looks at this team.It was a draw and I still don't know how.
>>159986494
Diamond is a mysterious place
Even girls can get there
>>159985784
Hey you started it faggot. You can't take it don't bring the topic up.
>>159985860
Everything. I left my comp rank at 2900, went on a huge losing streak and got tired of it. Happened during season 1 as well. Now I'm ripping apart assholes in 1v1 and 3v3. 3v3 Sombra is so great ecopoint was a great addition.
>>159986494
Diamond is the real elo hell.
>>159986315
Hope you never derank into silver.
Pretty much every game is 5 garbage dps instalocks followed by orders for you to play a specific healer, then you will get flamed for being unable to keep 5 shit tier players alive by yourself while they suicidally run in 1 vs 6 over and over again or fuck off to irrelevant corners of the map for no reason.
Brown
Who would make a better lover, 76 or Reyes?
sombra is the most unimpactful hero I've played
Even symmetra feels like she does more with her teleport.
>>159986925
Winston
>>159986974
t. shitter
Are gaming mouses a meme? I don't see how it could help me.
>>159986564
I emntioned a specific situation
you jumped in with
>hey I'm, a girl
>girl here
>I'm totally not like the other girls
>I'm totally better, right guys?
kill yourself if you're this desperate for attention
I just tried my first two placement matches. Both games I was paired with only 4 players in a losing match with my team all placement guys. Enemy team either had 3 diamond players or a bastion behind a reinhardt that nobody could do anything about all game.
>tfw someone on the enemy team starts getting angry in allchat because you're playing Widow
>don't die once the whole match and still get silver elims
>at the end of the game some guy on the other team says "reported"
D.va needs someone to suck on her toes
Why isn't Blizzard doing anything about leavers? I mean just fucking stop the game when it's 3 vs 6...
>>159986764
by silver do you mean plat? because you just described my entire competitive experience in season 2
>>159984874
>>159987294
Have extra buttons for voice chat/melee/other abilities that close helps
Having direct control over dpi and auto acceleration helps gigantically
Just spend like fucking $40 on a g400s dude
>Enemy team focuses you down the entire game
>Your team wins because they let themselves die just to kill you
>No medals or anything to warrant it
Why are there games where the enemy team just decides "No we are going to fuck you into the ground as hard as we can and we don't give a shit if we get steamrolled for it".
>>159987438
Just leave
You're not going to win anyway and your SR gain/loss is already determined when you get in the match
>>159987297
She answered your stuff from experience. I'm not a grill, neither a white knight, but dude. Grow up. MUUUH SHE SAYS SHE WOMEN
SHE SLUT
I HATE ALL WOMEN
Jesus...
>>159985296
>pure
>>159987297
>WHY ARE ALL WOMEN LIKE THIS
>No they aren't
>ATTENTION WHORE
Make up your mind shit poster
>>159987474
Thanks.
Is G402 the best decent option?
>All the shitters already demanding 3v3 be competitive because they don't know how to handle an objective based gamemode
kek
>>159987297
People like you are worse than girl gamer attentionwhores
>>159987632
Huh I meant best option at a decent price sorry
>>159987679
Would be fun to have different options tho
>>159987591
but she is purepure shit
Finally, after 76 loot boxes I got a legendary.
But it was a dupe of June bug for that fucking north korean gamrgrrrl. End my life into pieces.
>>159987730
No because then the game's balance would further dive into the shitter because you absolutely would not be able to use the same balance changes for 3v3 as you would 6v6, and attention to balance changes would have to be divided
>>159983698
Neat.
>>159987849
Actually true, thanks.
>>159987632
I have a G502 and can say its the best mouse I've had since the ancient mx318. I assume the 402 is the same overall model but without the weight.
So go for it unless you can find a 502 for the same price.
>you will never saddle up with mccree
why even live?
>tfw grill and forced myself to not touch support ever again after the beginning of the retarded healslut fad
I'm going to miss breaking it down and gazing into the iris.
>be winston
>rest of team goes dps
>gold in damage and elims
What the fuck were these people even doing?
>>159987452
Silver is much worse than platinum.
Trying to control my rage/frustration with this game. gonna blog as I get more and more angry during one match.
>Walk to A, be behind shield, die to scatter
>walk back, there's a mei, die and mei is at 10 life
>stupid niggertry x10000000000000000000000000
I just start screaming stupid nigger every fucking time. I shoot at genji, he deflects, but when I do any ability such as jump or deflect, it doesn't care
I'm just screaming in fucking rage at this dumbshit, why the fuck is this dumb bullshit allowed?
I just want to fucking beat these retards with my fucking rage and fists
SO FUCKING STUPID, heals should be disabled if my team doesnt heal me, same for barriers.
fucking remove roadhog too, so fucking annoying
oh and genji needs a maximum overnerf like ana, into the garbage and shit tier I fuckIG NAHTE THIS SUTPID FUCJKIJNG NIGGER
>>159987973
kill yourself
>>159988047
aye, scatter arrow is the most bullshit ability in the game so always just try and brush those deaths off. sounds like you need to improve on game sense though. watch some pro streams and see what how they play.
>>159988047
Lol
>My whole team is standing out in the open
>As soon as I walk out into the open everyone refocuses onto me
What in the literal fuck and why does it keep happening.
It's infuriating.
Thoughts?
>>159987368
>Pick Widow because I want sniper practice
>Tell team I'll switch if it goes bad
>Do bad
>Right as I switch faggot on team types "I promise I'll switch when it goes bad"
Stuck up little cunt.
>Earlier today try Widow again on Def Hanamura
>Teammates are all chill and tell me I don't even have to switch because it's just QP
>We win on point A
>Get silver in elims
>Get a card for Recon and the most votes
I had 65% scoped accuracy. That's good, right?
>only solo with a group of 5
>tell them I want to play roadhog
>they instantly lock it and tell me to go mercy
>go symmetra instead
>have to listen to them cry about it the whole game
I thought there was an unspoken rule that if you're with a group of 4-5, the solos get to play what they want first
>tfw I find Sombra super fun
>Probably the most fun character in the game (for me)
>Play her nonstop on PTR
>Can't have any luck instalocking her, but determined to when the hype dies down and people don't use her as much
>tfw I realized I've turned into the Widow mains I hate so much
>>159986225
Please tell me there is a well-written fanfic that goes deeply into the psychology of their relationship in the way you just described.
Holy shit that is like, my deepest disgusting fantasy about them, and you just straight up said it.
>>159988371
But if you're actually good you have nothing to feel bad about!
Why are the x reader fanfictions only 1 fucking chapter?
>try to play on weekends
>voicechat is a desolate wasteland
>Pharah/D.Va will never switch off or be useful EVER
>the guy 400sr above the team average is put on Lucio
Well I've learnt my lesson
>>159988384
Go read Fifty Shades of Gray.
>>159988280
Gay
>>159988316
>ruining a group's fun because muh roaddog
What the fuck is wrong with you party pooper?
Nah seriously you did good. Fuck those cunts for trying to do some bitch shit as a group
>>159988521
Sorry, did I upset you?
We're talking about Pharah Mercy fan slobber.
Fuck off.
>>159988384
Just fantasize about it yourself or with help of drawings like this.
HANA
A
N
A
>>159988576
Isn't that what Fifty Shades of Gray is all about?
>>159988157
>>159988243
>>159988250
There is no "skill" to apply. There is no game sense, there is nothing to do. Often every game is a stomp. I can only win if I play mccree lucio or zarya. I can win with mei or anna, but it's lame.
There are no dps if I heal, I get niggered by some cunt, there are no heals if I dps, still, I get swarmed by roaches and niggers, or hooked by roadhog with his skill, even when I jump out of the way.
There are no tanks unless I tank, and if I tank, it's pointless.
this season, I have a 20% win rate, and it's as if the game is fucking cursed and bitchy. Why should I have to try so fucking hard to win when I'm 2500? Why is the enemy team cheating by working together? Why WOULDNT I get angry when I'm forced to die because some faggot walked around a corner as my hard counter and 100-0s me?
>>159985962
Why are lesbians never this attractive?
Also I can see Pharah as gay but Mercy wants Genji's robot dick
>>159974556
My fucking friend places a turret then goes on to do jack shit, sitting around and getting saved by the rest of our team for entire matches. Ends up getting a card at the end and is upset when no one votes for him.
>>159988316
That should usually be the case, at least it was when I was playing league with my mates
Almost every game I've ever played 3k+ has had at least 1 guy that wouldn't choose a hero until I did
>>159988650
It's poorly written normie trash that people only know about because of how bad it is.
It has nothing to do with pseudo-lesbian Overwatch power fantasies.
Here, go have fun with this website: http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
>>159978292
Mei's sounds especially fearful. It's like she knows she's about to die and she's completely PANICKED.
>>159988686
>>159988686
Clearly if you have a 20% win rate, the game keeps ranking you even higher than you are, and as such you keep dropping
>>159975047
wow good joke anon holy shit
>>159988686
Just stop playing
Nobody will miss you
You will not ever improve at the game with that attitude, you clearly aren't enjoying yourself, and this very much isn't the game for you
Close the game, uninstall, and go find something much less team oriented that is more up your alley
Do not waste your time, or our time, bitching at us because of some perceived slight
>>159988450
>sombra
>good
lol
What's worse, a group of plats who haven't hit diamond, or a group or plats with a few diamonds who have dropped enough to get matched with plats
>>159973669
>intelligent
>worse doctor than people with literally no medical training from third world shitholes
She's so stupid that she had to suck miles of teacher dick to get through med school
how did genji act before he got brainwashed by zenyetta and was filled with rage
>>159988806
It's all about power play, isn't it? There you go.
>>159988280
>high heels on men
>>159988806
>"The sensation of his womb ferret smashing my cervix made me quiver like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery."
We need more Overwatch AUs like with Junkenstein
>>159988996
you sound very naive when it comes to sex andas a woman i find that attractive despite me having no experience whatsoever
>>159988924
People said the same shit as Ana. Git gud.
>>159973885
>>159973703
Post genji's best asset
>>159988962
>Who have dropped enough
By dropped enough do you mean loses like one or two games the second they hit 3000 sr?
>>159988920
If I didn't consistently get play of the games and 2-4 golds each game, I'd think I was shit. The players I'm against aren't good, but they work together, mine often bitch and moan before the game even starts.
How does no one ELSE HAVE THIS FUCKING PROBLEM THIS IS FUCKIJNG BULLSHIT THIS IS FUCKING STUPDI
>>159989038
>high heels ever
>>159989091
L O N D O N
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>solo Q
>teammates are good
>why not get together with them in a group and climb
>very first game with them we're facing people ten times better than us
fuck you too Kaplan
>>159989164
Anon, you're gold, probably even a silver. Even the overwatch devs have said people got ranked too high. So don't go feeling like tough shit cause you barely ranked plat.
>>159989153
The average for that team was about 2800 so I guess that could be it
>>159975475
>paying attention to what shitaku says
>>159989091
wtf im strong as fuck
>>159989091
Stop talking about being a girl(female) in this thread now, ``please''.
what went wrong?
>>159989596
Well, you're on some weird site that isn't twitch. There's your first problem.
>>159989596
Not enough nukes.
Day 21. I've started seeing strange things
>>159989596
Cherrypicking
3v3 may be the least fun I've ever had playing this game. Who the fuck finds this enjoyable?
>>159989682
>Here lies Reality. He died as he lived: Like a bitch."
>>159988384
>Please tell me there is a well-written fanfic that goes deeply into the psychology of their relationship in the way you just described.
I can only think of the one atm:http://archiveofourown.org/works/8278031?hide_banner=true&view_adult=true
>>159989308
Need to make this game more carryable, nerf ults and roadhog so that one person can carry the game.
>>159989720
CoD and TDM shitters
>>159976260
Sure
>>159989720
probably 2 stacks
>>159989164
>he thinks potgs and "MUH golds" matters
Get some friends and play together to win like Kikeplan advised.
>>159977231
Me
>>159989780
Thanks anon, if there's anything you need as well, just knock me up.
>>159979004
She fucked many soldiers. Ana is for lewd
Decided to finally finish my placement matches
2596 rating, 5 wins 4 losses 1 draw, am I good or do I suck?
>>159989941
>just knock me upWell, since you asked so nicely...
>picking ana
>team picks zarya and rein
>what are shields
>what is winston
>what is gotchainmuhsights
my ass is in cinders
>>159989095
Ana got multiple buffs until people stopped calling her shit you retard
>>159990075
She was still considered shit for weeks after the fire rate and magazine capacity buff.
>>159990014
Average.
>>159989350
It was a genuine interview though. I think it's funny that the writers all say there are multiple heroes and the character designers all say there is one.
There is so major miscommunication somewhere.
>>159990043
I need someone to sign an 18 year financial contract inside my uterus.
>tiebreaker
>that retard who gets hooked 5 seconds in and loses the entire game
>>159989308
Literally quitting if my placement is lower next season.
>>159990251
>there are females in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>159990305
Nobody will miss you, gold . By the way they said what you climbed to is more indicative of skill.
>tfw climbed into diamond from 2400
So when are they adding a counter for Zarya? I don't want to play her; she's boring as fuck. And I'm tired of her and her bubbles making you not able to play the game.
>>159990347
you probably a female(mentally) too fucking bitchhhhh
>>159990347
I'm a disgusting pig mutant who barely counts as human, let alone female.
Stay away kiddo, you don't want these problems.
>>159990075
Newfag alert!
>>159990059
>complaining about zarya and rein picks
????
>>159990431
>get lucky winstreak
>think you've ``climbed''
Who's your bf /owg/?
>tfw no charming cowboy bf
>>159989796
That implies Dad76 though you idiot.
>"solo players won't have to play premades" -Jeff Kaplan
why did you lie Jeff?
>>159990595
Enjoy being in plat, anon
At 3100 right now and ranked in the top 5% of Ana players
>>159990507
>disgusting pig mutant
hot
WHO /32LOSESTSREAK/ HERE????
>>159990709
You don't matter unless you're top 500, nobody does
Sorry
>>159990267
>Reaper in the house on hanamura gate
>Tell him to fall back
>He doesnt
>Get's killed instantly
Also i can't count the matter of times a mei goes to wall them off at spawn to be killed off by someone leaving another exit
>>159990670
My gf keeps bringing me up to 2799, but I can't seem to break into 2800 and beyond.
>>159990670
>>159990718
You're the one anon who voted for Roadhog in the waifu poll, aren't you?
>>159990709
Can't wait for your inevitable losing streak that drops you back into platinum from which you can't escape.
>>159990792
For me it's ALWAYS a junkrat/genji
>-31 for a loss
>17 for a win
Looks like I've peaked at 2846, might as well quit till season 3
>>159990780
>>159990848
It's ok, anon
You'll make it out of Plat eventually, I believe in you!
When does sombra even come out?
>>159990347
yea you want proof? my mmr is 1400
gf is pissed at me for being diamond and unable to queue with her. I don't care about my rank but I won't get banned for throwing, will I?
>>159990970
Pre-patch download happened today so I wouldn't be surprised if she came out Tuesday.
>>159991023
Enjoy your reports
>>159990569
Well, they pick Rein and play him like Genji. It is not quite exiting
>>159991023
Fdb. Tell her to climb to your level or she aint getting that good dick.
>>159991064
i'm guessing she will come out but will be only for QP and arcade. i don;t see them wanting to fuck with comp at the very end of the season. even though the balance changes will probably be going into effect. or they might just patch in the arcade and leave sombra and the balance stuff till after s2 ends.
Man I love going on a 4 game winstreak and then losing it all in one loss
>>159991023
Just play her account and climb it up. Then watch as she rages because she's not as good as everyone else.
>>159990183
Sounds about right
At least I'm not in silver heh
>>159990718
You can't literally be this depressed and desperate.
>>159991210
Wasn't Ana added mid season?
ROADHOG RIDES AGAIN
>>159991212
I really don't get this meme
I gain 20-30 and lose 20-30 for each win/loss
I really don't believe you
>>159983603
not with the knockback reduction
it's a nerf.
>>159991334
This 2bh.
Climbing to masters i gained more than i lost
>>159991329
yeah, a lot of people complained.
>>159991334
The game can drop you on a whopping 50 in one loss so i'm really not surprised.
>>159991334
Game believes what your SR should be and adjusts gains accordingly.
1v1 is the new competitive mode.
So how often are new heroes going to be added? We need a 20yr old male hero
>there's people in this general who are still plat
Literally how
Is this your first FPS?
>>159991540
>we need lucio
>>159991597
blacks don't count
>>159991510
This sounds like an excuse for why you're low SR. Proof?
>>159991439
I've literally never lost 50 SR in a single loss.
>>159991574
(You)
>>159991574
>HURR YOU'RE STILL PLAT IN A TEAM GAME
>JUST CARRY ALL YOUR SHITTER TEAMMATES, TAKE THE POINT BY YOURSELF
Kill yourself faggot
>First round
>clearly prove im great at my hero of choice
>second round some other faggot instalocks my hero
>>159991664
It happened to me once playing as a support and we were being spawn camped.
>>159991574
I am silver, have played FPS since the mid-90s, and have wasted several hundred hours on this game.
Get on my level.
I'm a fat virgin loser who just got done crying for a solid 2 hours because of how lonely and obese I am. Will anyone please add me so we can play and talk about memes and anime?
>>159990692
I don't know sort of relationship you hav with your father, but no it doesn't
>Attack on Anubis
>Team decides to go all tanks with a genji
>stuck as support
>they keep dying to a bastion/torb
>Can't cap Point A and lose first round
>team decides it would be easier to "give them Point A and defend at B"
>tell them that's not how it works
>They just let them take Point A
>End of Match
I want to fucking kill all premades.
>>159991697
Get baited, shitter.
>>159991574
>There are people in this general who are in the average bracket
ftfy
Blizz knows it's a problem that most of their players are in plat. It's where 80% of all players landed.
>>159990972
why not
why does this keep happening
ever since I hit 3k, I've been losing because of this
they lock in dps and tank and won't give it up unless I threaten to throw
they yell at me to get in team chat where they yell and scream about how bad they think I am and how I should kill myself
then we lose and they completely ignore any mistakes they made
I thought Jeff said I wouldn't play premades or with huge groups as a solo player
>>159991697
>>159991696
>i-its all my teams fault I'm bad!
>not me though! I'm the perfect player!
>>159991776
>silver
You're memeing right? I don't believe you
How do i convince this girl to stop inviting me to her shit low SR quickplay games
>>159991212
>>159991334
>>159991371
>>159991439
>>159991510
>>159991664
I heard people say that the game evaluates how you did on the match with your hero based on how the average players does with that same hero on the same map
like if you played lucio on dorado and won, but still did worse than the average lucio does on dorado, you get little SR
>>159991023
Get a gf who's not shit
>>159991574
This whole game is hinged on luck if you're not on a 6 man premade, if you believe otherwise, you're getting carried or getting lucky
ELO systems don't fucking work unless you're playing a game that's 1v1
>>159991880
Hero performance has a very minor impact
>>159991874
Tell her to stop inviting you? How beta are you that you have to even ask this question? You're probably a bigger virgin loser than this guy >>159991779
>>159991538
Depends, 1v1 depends on skill as much as it does map memorization and prediction.
>>159991852
No I'm replying with (You) because (You) aren't in plat.
If so, then prove it. I'll wait.You won't.
>>159991852
>>159991696
>>159991697
>defending comp when Jeff has admitted its shit and they will improve it in S3
>>159991896
>NO EVERYONE WHO WINS AND CLIMBS IS GETTING CARRIED
>I'M NOT BAD IT'S ALL LUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yeah ok, anon. You do realize this mindset is why you're never going to escape, right?
>>159991779
What is your SR? Can you carry a silver surfer?
>>159991784
>Ana76 fag trying to backtrack
Cute
>>159991956
Kek true but shes wife potential and im a pretty nice guy so I dont wanna flat out deny her.
Ive been implying it HEAVILYYYY but she still doesnt catch it?
Feels bad stomping low sr players man
>>159991538
Into the trash if that ever happened
>>159991574
>Was 40 last season
>High plat this season
Yes actually overwatch is my first fps game so I'm doing pretty good
>>159991990
Jeff said people got ranked too high
So if that means you're in plat right now....
>>159991982
You're right, I'm not in plat. How astute.
>>159992058
Anon, i think you might have brain damage. Seek help asap
>>159991852
I know someone with thousands of hours in counter strike and they've never got out of gold.
If dubs my competitive team wins every game
>muh ranking
like it matters in an anonymous board
>>159992163
There's also people with hundreds of hours who can't get out of silver in csgo
>>159992180
>not flexing your big dick to anons
It matters
>>159992167
Wait hold on
Ranked is based on pure luck if your going solo
But if you have a three man team and cant climb out of plat/gold, then yeah, you and your m8s suck
>>159992109
You know I asked you to post a picture of your profile, and you think you're clever by evading that request because the way I stated it was ambiguous and left room for you to be of any rank other than plat.
I haz three questions: When does S3 starts? And how to get good with Tracer? And should I even try?
>>159992180
>t. Gold
>>159992278
>Because the way I asked is ambiguous
No you're just a retard who can't form a sentence and as such just asked to prove I'm in plat
>>159992202
>>159992231
what im mean is that any one here can just photshop their stats page to show how they are top 500
>>159992202
me
908 hours
cant get out of silver 3
>>159992380
Aww, insults. So now you're angry with me?Adorable.I'm still waiting to see your SR sweetie. Please don't keep me waiting forever.
>>159992380
>>159992278
Also image limit reached
>>159992442it matters
>MY RANKING IS BETTER THAN YOU
>NO YOU
Amazing general, truly filled with great content
fags
>>159992686
t. Reddit.
>>159992613
see
>>159992638
champ. Dont worry though, I'm sure your anger at never escaping plat will die down eventually!
>>159992686
It's honestly better than reading about ships that have zero chance of actually being a thing and gayposting in general
>>159992686
I get annoyed when plats come in here and try and tell me they know how the game works.
Which Overwatch heros has STDs?
>>159992686
Better than waifu fags
>>159992723
I'm sure your projections and baited shitposts will continue next thread when you continue to not post your big dick stats.
Screencap this post.
>>159992786
I get annoyed when diamonds come in here and try and tell me they know how the game works.
You don't matter either
Only Masters and above
>>159978528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofC9-BjCkI4
>>159976020
Nothing matters. Computational theory shows us that any turing machine/language that Is turing complete can simulate any other turing mschine/language that is turing complete implying that anything in everyday life can be simulated i.e. Nothing fucking matters