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Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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BUTTSEEKER edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/

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tfw no dota gf
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Better to run than _______
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>>159828262
hate this fucking game
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Rather boring night.

No one decent is streaming, I've watched all my Anime episodes for the week thus far and the last thing I want to do is actually play this stupid ass broken game.

There's still about 1 hour or so before the Grand Final Ameritard TEKKEN 7 qualifiers for the Iron Fist tournament in Japan begin too........

What the fuck am I supposed to do for a entire hour to keep myself occupied today.
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>no "Great Ape" hero
um, dotards???
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/mlp/ is Redpilled. Redpilled!
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Just a page of my dank grimoire
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>tfw RP into Sunstrike into skewer into Gods Strengthed, Empowered Sven combo

literally would not have been possible without stun bars

thanks la
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>>159828447
This is beautiful
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>>159828447
>grimoire
>Not memoire
You had ONE job
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>>159828447
reminder that the world literally revolves around the USA
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>>159828447
Americans are fucking retarded.

More news at 11.
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>>1159828187
You don't understand

>>159828227
>Team game
>Nothing anyone does in the game matters because it makes gaben more shekels for it to be that way
Dotards?
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>tfw forgot to live
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>Year 1 of Our loard and Savior Trump
>Juiceshitter still butthurt about Icefrog implementing ways to punished their greedy and solo gamestyle
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>>159828726
Post time played
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>>159828447
wtf I hate LD now
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>lose because one shitter tilted entire team and didn't even try to win when we had a good chance
>he's in enemy team next game
>win against him and shit on him entire game making his entire team report him for being cancerous again
also +2 mmr net gain
is there any better feel dotards
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>wake up
>it's 2016
>4chan anons care about irl
>"muh votes, muh politics"

throwing up right now
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>>159828764
Juiceshitter is the one defending memeback and forced 50%
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Rubberbanding is literally what made Singsing quit the game.

He stated multiple times when trying out LoL, Hots and even Strife: "shieeeeet, can't play this game, FUK MAN you can't snowball here, it's so boring".

On top of meta's farming cores he simply couldn't find his place in this game.

His favorite position was playmaking mid, he loved Rhasta mid and other various int heroes. Since Valvo fucked the game over and this went away from these picks, Sing could never adjust. He tried carries, offlanes, meta mids, but was never successful, because he didn't enjoyed that gameplay.

Hope all you shitlord rubberband defenders are happy, because you ruined this game.

This "increased accessibility" killed what made DOTA a real man's game and now all that's left is a hero farming simulator, as in a fucking LoL clone where Leddit literally dictates the balance and every shitstain loser is pandered by the spoon.
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>>159828447
>mfw there's always that one guy who mentions Bernie
Also i think that Tiny is very fun hero
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Hey, Valvebro here, just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider suicide.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Sun Wukong and that we should focus our resources on fixing the FPS issues that have been getting worse throughout each patch instead of just putting more Battle Pass Chests for you guys to spend money on.

More Infused Hero sets with excessive particles and incomplete game-breaking cosmetics for the Fall Battle Pass are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?
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Reminder that this game is still a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your existence, seriously.
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>>159828447

Meanwhile...

Could El Dongerino be any more of our guy?
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>>159828965
No anon, Juiceshitters are the followers of the original "pick snowbally mid, all mute,farm,win throught economy only" mantra.
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>>159829197
This loser has the charisma of a fucking watermelon.

God damn fucking manchild.
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>>159828965
>>forced 50%
>be bsj
>7k shitter, one of worst """"""pros"""""
>win 99% of games through 2k to 4.5k bracket, very often by randoming
?
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>>159828707
>>159828965
>>159828972
>>159829094
>>159829187
EXPLOSION
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>>159829094
>We think that you guys should really consider suicide.
NO DAD, WHAT ABOUT YOU
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>>159828972
>Rubberbanding is literally what made Singsing quit the game.
wtf i love rubberbanding now
>>159829345
thats actually his appeal i guess
being a funny creep
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>>159829094
giff me artour's card pls
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where are all of the pictures of waifus with MAGA hats at?

DOTARDS?????
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>>159829345
Exactly. Just like /d2g/
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>>159829212
Juiceshitter also denied forced 50% so theres that

>>159829369
>Win ez against ez opponents
>Suddenly get something that ressembles decent
>get forced 50%
>in the hero challenge the average winrate is virtually 50% which is impossible since there are heroes that occupy key positions and require practice to git gud at
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>>159829345
>loser
>literally won a TI
>charisma of a watermelon
>literally pulls over 12k viewers every time he streams, has 100k+ youtube subs and videos with over 1M views, has people lobbying for him to get commentary spots during major tournaments

you're absolutely SEETHING, cuck :^)
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>>159829369
b-but they changed MY comfort zone playstyle to be less powerful and i'm too bad to make up for the difference
clearly it means that icefrog is fired (icefrog is god and can never do wrong) and that Putin wants to rape me
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>>159829467
right here >>159828273
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Hey gulag how do i stop my headphone cable from getting tangled?
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>>159829370
>>159829445
>>159829418
>>159829462
>>159829470
>>159829503

Shieeeeeet, so many fuckin' (You)'s without even breakin' a sweat.

This is literally livin' life on EZ-mode, man.

So gud.
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>>159829698

Tangle it around your neck then stand up really fast.
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tfw no cute dota gf
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playing this game gives me cancer but it fills boredom holy fuck
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>>159829883
There are better things to kill boredom than playing this shit you know.
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>>159829698
https://www.amazon.com/iXCC-Tangle-Free-Auxiliary-Connectors-Smartphones/dp/B00KWR8ME2/ref=sr_1_5?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1478734112&sr=1-5
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>>159829970
>Male to Male
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>>159828227
>>But team doesn't matter at all.
I wish my pubs were like that, at least.
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H-how could he win? We'll all wake up from this nightmare tomorrow, r-right???
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Is there a Dota 2 player that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH London Conspiracy Madara? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about XtremeXPC International Madara who played mostly third position offlane role and placed 2nd in Battle of Central Europe Season 1 against Oslik Gaming playing Dark Seer and Doom. Hell, I'm not even talking about the Madara that placed 1st in GameAthlon Greece LAN and eGaming 2014 Greece LAN. I'm also not talking about the Madara that placed 2nd in Dota Regions against Not Today playing Nature's Prophet and Faceless Void or the Madara that placed 2nd in GFinity League against GOOMBA Gaming. I'm definitely NOT talking about the Madara that placed 1st in Dota Legends against Skarmory playing Tidehunter and Faceless Void. I'm talking about London Conspiracy Madara with 1st place at Star Ladder Pro Series Season 11 playing Luna and Jakiro and placed 1st at Deadly Gaming Cup Season 1 playing Juggernaut, Viper, Alchemist, and Slark and placed 1st MSI Dragon Battle #2 playing Troll and Puck and capable of knocking out EG at MLG with teammates like Keyser Soze, SkyLark, SKANKS224, standin ThuG and team captain SsaSpartan that plays position 1/2 core heroes like Leshrac, Queen of Pain, Gyrocopter and Phantom Lancer while being very skilled at both securing farm and executing team fights

this needs an update and i can't do it since i won't have internet soon
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>>159830068
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>>159828634
>being this new
>not knowing d2g's grimoire
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is ephey going to be deported? i hope she isn't, i really like her stream ;_;

also shes kinda cute, haha
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>do something
>randomly remember that trump is president
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So I heard you shitters complain about Jakiro the other day, now take a lesson from my advice if you want to play a really kickass CORE Jakiro:

CORE Jakiro is that you're basically going to push so HARD that the enemies shit will end up going up their own asses.

So take in mind that once the T1 towers are down it's time to 5 MAN DOTA the rest of the entire fucking game.

Go Safelane.

You start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes, a mana pot and you can even buy a ward.

Build a basi ring ASAP and get the fuckin' magic wand.

Rush some motherfuckin' mana boots and start to push down the safelane T1. DON'T STOP THE PUSH.

Get the fuckin' tower and rotate top. PUSH AGAIN and get that fucking tower. You should be able to purchase a Point Booster now.

Go fuckin' MID next with everyone and PUSH and fuckin' tower down as well. That will give you enough money for the Vitality Booster.

Dissemble your Mana boots and build that Core Booster now.
Farm for a bit now your Phase boots by using the Macropyre to kill the creep waves and keep them pushed.

Once you're like with 1k gold into your Mystic staff, get your fucking team together and PUSH AS 5 ONE LANE.

It doesn't matter which lane, just fucking PUSH and get a T2.

As soon as this is done, rotate immediately to the next T2. Getting these two T2's added with some fights along the way should get you your Octarine Core.

Once you have it, go Roshan with your team, secure that fuckin' Aegis and get the last T2. That should be a FREE Barracks as well.

Start building your motherfuckin' aghanism if you think the game will go longer or just rush a Aether Lens if you think it will finish fast.

After you get any of those done, the game should be over shortly.
If by some chance it isn't due to split-push shenanigans or whatever the FUK, just go Shiva's and KILL THE FUCKING GAME.

1st point into Dual Breath, max Liquid Fire, max Ice Path, finish Dual Breath on last. Always max the Ult.
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>>159830406
what a glorious day it has been my fellow white man
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>>159830164
but zai is good and shes a girl
wtf?
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>>159830286
she has to go back ~____~
unless she can find a white bf :)))
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>>159830464
Kill yourself, man-child.
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Why's he so fucking shit?
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>>159830471
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>>159828447
Just a reminder that's how liberals act everywhere on planet
>lose election fair and square
>DEMOCRACY IS DEAD, TIME TO MIGRATE, MY COUNTRY IS FULL OF IDIOTS
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>>159830539
lmao how will leftcucks ever recover
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>>159830596
Neck yourself.
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>>159830642
j
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>>159830471
.this one too
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ogre magi

earthshaker

faceless void
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>>159830580
Time to move to a white prosperous country because these bigots don't want ours to turn into a corrupt brown shithole***

just shoot all libs
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>>159830924
>ogre magi
best hero desu
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Yeah, I'm not wasting any more memes in this thread for now.

It can stay dead for all I care.
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>Trump wins
>/d2g/ dies

is this what you wanted trumptards?
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>>159831425
didn't expect (you) to come back after being BTFO this hard desu
but you must be deep in the spectrum so
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>he's an American
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why do dotards need two threads?
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>last post 6 minutes ago
END
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ALL THESE SHIT RUSSIANS
I CANT' TAKE THIS GAME ANY MORE.
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>tfw Zai will never look at you this way
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OUR GUY
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>>159832183
Oh wow, another man-child.

How impressive.
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When is OSFROG gonna fucking nerf this fucking piece of shit?

>Can jungle easily and come out with a vanguard and blink before min 15 and split push once he has BoT
>Great initiation and tanky as fuck and once he has lmao2hearts is free tower sieging
>Can build anything and if for some reason he gets aghs or a friendly alche buys him one you are fucked beyond redemption
>You can play him as BadMorph and sap niggas with sick fucking str gains

I swear to god the last 5 games its been jungle centaurs that completely demolish the game and im sick of it. Is this some kinda of new meme?
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I've never actually tried grinding my solo mmr up
And since my party and solo mmr are so far apart now (4.8k party and 3.1k solo) I thought it's about time
What's THE grind hero /d2g/?
The one hero to spam that's totally independent of your teams performance?

I was thinking maybe Storm...?
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>my favorite regions win
>my favorite candidate wins
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>>159832293
>You are receiving this email as a notice that your contract with Correct the Recordâ„¢ has been terminated due to the outcome of the presidential record
nerd virgin
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>>159832376
Throw yourself in front of a moving truck, you fucking retard.
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>first pick offlane
>team picks 4 cores
>last guy afk randoms morphling
>force me to play solo support
>they all feed and we lose
epic
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>>159832183
BASED
FUCKING
THORIN
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>>159832441
That's not very nice, besides I'm smarter than you too.
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>>159832482
Neck yourself.
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>>159832441
hope you saved enough to survive until the next elections friend
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>>159832183
>tfw esports journalism is less corrupt than mainstream journalism
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>>159832550
Except I'm not American, live in America or am your friend, you illiterate mental handicapped American idiot.
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>>159832764
you just need an internet connection in thos line of work friend
you're pretty fucking mad tho lmao
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>>159832845
Off yourself.
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Matumba is streaming lads, how come nobody mentioned it.
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>>159832764
>not american
lmao I hope you're at least european, if not you should hang yourself tbqh
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>>159832183
go shilling elsewhere
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>>159833027
Who gives a shit.

This game is a fucking borefest.

Besides, the TEKKEN 7 tournament is about to start.
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>>159833125
>Tekken

Literally what the fuck lad, isn't Tekken just bad SFIV? I'd rather see competitive Mahjong.
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>>159833184
This was late. What's your excuse, retard
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>>159833220
TEKKEN 7 FR is actually really good, my man.

Besides this is all a build-up for the big King of Iron Fist tournament that's going to happen in Tokyo, Japan later in December this year.

Harada is going to bring tons of cosplaying bitches and shit.

It's good stuff.

Not shit like DOTA is.
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>Matumba talking about his travels with his bro

Top comfy and the music is quiet.
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OGRE MAGI

EARTHSHAKER

FACELESS VOID
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>>159832183
thorin and the other guy are literally faggots
literally
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>>159833357
Who gives a fuck about cosplay mate, it's just a costume and attractive girls are all the same in the final state of undress.

This Tekken shit just sounds like dumb hype game ain't even on PS4.
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>tiny-taur combo
>works 1000% of the time in 2-4k mmr
is there even a stronger 2 man combo?
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>>159833502
>Who gives a fuck about cosplay mate

Are you fucking GAY?
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>>159833415
Hey! My favorite INT STR AGI heroes!
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>>159833612
Hey!
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>>159833584
No, cosplay is just the most pleb form of dress up. Why not just dress in actually decent clothes like a real human being.
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>>159833676
why can't we see her anus
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>>159833547
Not really since Toss lets you re-position anybody who gets close enough and people as high as like 6k MMR these days are shit at positioning and don't know when to back off.
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FIX ME
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>>159833502
she mad bout trump XD
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>play spirit breaker
>retard team pushing every lane as mush as possible so enemy is always under their tower

kill yourslef
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Ooh say can you see
By the dawn's early liiight...
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>>159833917
Fuck off, Ameritard.
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>>159833917
Hhwhaat so prooooudly we hail
At the twiiiiliiight's last gleaaming...
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>>159832764
> Libcucks this mad
Today has truly been a good day.
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>>159833867
Dun know

>>159833886
If he really does repeal all that shit life NAFTA and the merger restrictions that bama had then the chance of tax inversion mergers might come out in our favor, or so says my friend at Barclays.
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>>159834080
>>159834008
Gas yourselves.
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>>159833958
WHOSE BROUGHT STRIPES AND BRIGHT STAARS
TO THE PERILOUS FIGHT
OOO'RE THE RAMPARTS WE WAATCH
WERE SO GAAALL LLLANTLY STREAMING
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>>159833883
headshot bonus damage from 15/40/65/90 to 30/50/70/90
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>>159834115
Just like the God Emperor will do to the shitskins and faggots amirite
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will /pol/ ever leave /d2g/ after yesterday?
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>>159834143
>>159834170
Jump off a bridge.
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>sophie posting

finally /d2g/ gets some taste
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>>159833883
headshot pierces magic immunity
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>>159833958
>>159834115
>sandniggers, europoors, and hispanic monkey getting legitimately triggered at the national anthem of the greatest country on earth
bet you haven't won a TI yet either
>>
420
>>159833883
headshot
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>>159834184
Feels like they already have look at how slow the posting is. It's just myself, Zaiposter, AnimeNEETs, Tiago, bloggers, and probably Blitzposter.
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>>159834242
Just like you should be doing right about now amirite
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>>159834303
>>159834334
Drink bleach, greaseballs.
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>>159834328
>le small world theory
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man when did /d2g/ get so fucking normalfag with all this actual celebrity shit and boring ass politics
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>>159834390
Just like your libcuck friends are doing right now amirite
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>SJWs GIGA TRIGGERED IN THE GULAG

MY FUCKING SIDES
>>
ay yo
turn on the memeleague rebroadcast right now
lol
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>>159834328
How did you know I'm here?
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>this pic
am i seeing things?
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>>159834143
...AAAAAAAND THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE
AAAAAND BOMBS BURSTING IIIN AAIIIIR
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE
OOOOOH SAY DOES THAT
STAR-SPANGLED BANNER LET WAAAAY
FOR THE LAND

OF

THE

FREEEEEE
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>Trump won the election
>/d2g/ still only filled 2 threads about it since yesterday
what went wrong
>>
>>159834418
43 posters and this is Yank primetime innit?

>>159834482
When aren't you here lad, you're here when I go to bed, you're here when I wake up, and when I check the threads during slow periods at work you're still here.
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>>159834646
I stopped giving a shit about this game and it's man-child community.
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>>159834580
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>>159834646
>THings to talk about heroes of dota 2
>.....
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>>159834672
I'm really here that often, you're just seeing things.
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>>159834807
>I'm really here that often

Don't we all know it too.
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>>159832183
>forgets the tweet calling trump a bad candidate

wew had did you forge this one lad :^)
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>>159834468
aight I'll spoil it to you
NP _3 - IMPERIAL, FUCKING IMPERIAL - 24
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>>159834849
That was actually a typo. It was supposed to say, not that often, but whatever.
>>
without a hillary we wouldn't have a trump
MAGA Hilldog
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>>159834927
Why aren't you spamming like usual anyway, janitors deleting your image hashes? Got banned on your phone and don't want to risk getting it again on your main or whatever?
>>
Anyone wanna play dots, EU, teamspeak, skype whatever? Post steam profile

Non autist prefered, any mmr, im 4.6 but it doesnt matter
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>>159834895
AND ENVY ISN'T GGING OUT
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>>159835040
Did you missed the part where I said I stopped giving a shit?
Besides, I already posted a few earlier for some laughs too.
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>late game
>enemy magnus gets hooked, axe calls him, he's as good as dead
>your invoker uses tornado before he dies
>mag uses rp and the game is lost
>invoker complains
i want to uninstall
/blog
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What did he mean doturds?
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>>159835227
>the "i know ;)" respond from Zai
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>>159835146
No one cares. Kill yourself already.
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>posting slags
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>>159835130
Probably I wasn't really paying attention to what you were saying, watching Matumbaman.
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Sophie Turner is jewish no thanks..
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@159835305
that's why i typed /blog
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>>159835316
Honestly when /d2g/ actively reports actual dota related girls like sheever and soe and someone spams that girl off tv you know things are bad
>>
>>159835316
Who's this bitch anyway?
>>
>solo queue
>enemy team is 5 chink smurfs with 100 games
nice game fucktards
>>
>>159835368
Alright, fair enough. I'm watching the TEKKEN 7 FR qualifier finals.
>>
>>159835404
some slut who was in harry potter
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>>159835526
>some slut who was in harry potter

Oh, never watched the movies. Aren't they for kids or some shit?
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>>159835606
they are for hillary voters and millenials
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>>159835513
Wait you were Tiago? I thought you were Blitzposter being coy. Pretty easy when you always shitpost using the same images (same as me though)
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Is it easy to become a Dota "journalist"?
Can i just show up to events, interview pros and get invits from volvo later if i'm good enough?
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Reminder that me me's are REAL and can influence reality.
>>
MAKE
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>be conscious
>remember that Trump was elected President
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>>159835740
Please, half the time you idiots here are replying to me and you don't even realize it. Unless I deliberately choose to do so, no one can tell it's me.
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MAGA
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>>159835858
What is it like to be a (You)millionaire?

>Why am I still playing this game, that's the question I ask myself every day

- Matumbaman, 2016

Deep shit
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U S A
S A U
A U S
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>>159835798
probably. I would think a good idea is to come up with some content to put on youtube and then spam it on reddit and here and everywhere. or stream. basically do what slacks did- keep your day job but strim for 2 years and if you can average over 2k viewers you can probably do what you suggest

or just go do it. I don't fucking know, it's worth a shot, right?
>>
>>159835798
no. valve doesn't even invite journalists, just casters

your only hope is to get a fundraiser from reddit
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>>159836008
>What is it like to be a (You)millionaire?

It eventually gets boring.
>>
when will valve make dota great again?
>>
>>159836079
>>159836008
Printing yous doesn't change you are still youpoor

You are literally the Zimbabwe of d2g
>>
>>159836095
When you finally kill yourself.
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Did you do your part?

I didn't fuck standing in lines and shit LMAO I knew he would win NC anyway
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>>159836095
dec 12
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>>159836029
Now that's a real dead game. Not even my Aussie friend with like 11k hours who was a top Scout/Sniper in OZF plays it anymore.

>>159836079
Sounds about right.
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>>159836095
>again
Dota was good at any point in the past?
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>>159834328
>there is only one blitzposter
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>>159835883
I'm already studying something else, i don't want to become a real journalist.
An occasional one interviewing cute Dota boys would be nice
>>159836042
>2 years
that much?
>>159836048
Do you know the average mmr of the casters? males/females
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>>159836173
Commit suicide.
>>
matu is having a real finnish moment, drinking and talking too much about how it was growing up in finland
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>>159836304
I've got three different devices and net connections I could shitpost with too mate.

>>159836314
Average MMR of casters is like 3k, max is 4k or so like James.
>>
hmm


really makes one think
>>
>>159836314
>that much?
I think that's about what it took for him. see it as a challenge, beat the giant bab
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Is Trumpposting the /pol/ equivalent of HotDposting?
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>>159836480
What if you're a cute girl?

>>159836463
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>>159836389
Yeah anyone who says Zai stream or RTZ stream are more chill than this have lost it. Zai has better music at times but he rarely talks.
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i think i might just trumppost at least once every single day for the next 4 years
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>>159836594
Epic.
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>>159836498
HotDposting is too low energy right? I think Hologram shitposting surpassed it.
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LIBKEKS BTFO
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so how are you guys celebrating america being great again?
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has anyone ever been more BTFO than neo-millennial societal justice warrior nu-male cuckolds
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>>159836774
this photoshoot is good. her fucking hair man. beautiful. makes me serene.
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>>159836856
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>>159836774
HotDposting in-game is literally undoubtedly high energy, as it requires high APM (relatively) to perform it
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Anyone try out that Tyranny game? It a decent RPG? Last isometric RPG I played was Wasteland 2 and that was okay but not really great, the gameplay became a total cakewalk just by keeping Vax alive.
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>>159836856
I'm building minefields to keep the peruvians out
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>matu going on about how he's a misfit
>meanwhile has many friends and long term girlfriend
what's the word for a wannabe r9k?
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>>159828262
curse the road
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>>159836993
a normie
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>>159836950
I don't really think it does, my APM is pretty decent and controlling HotD isn't that hard.

>>159836909
I was never crazy about redheads but in shoots like this you really see why redheads are best.
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>>159836962
This bitch is ugly as fuck, holy shit.
>>
>>159837103
this got girl is so ugly and pale
>>
>>159837119
europeans have the worst taste in women
>>
i dont evne know what threa dim in riofkl
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>>159837190
hello artour
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>>159837190
where the FUCK strim at la??
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>>159837119
>>159837140
Sounds like we've got some jealous ladies here.

Manchester?
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>>159837393
thats also an incredibly ugly sweater.
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>>159836950
HOTD just requires you to pay attention to the timer, hit 2 or tab, do the thing, and occasionally pressing center on unit
>>
so did you play dotka today? I played one Dazzle game. it was ok. I made some phat plays and missed some big shit. I got within .1 miliseconds of pulling off the rosh deny of the century
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>>159837448
Looking forward to busting out my ugly Christmas sweaters myself.
>>
>>159837393
>Manchester?

Nah, Portugal. I also hate and dislike all British. They are lower than rats.
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If it makes you feel better there's some esports on in a couple of hours
>>
>>159837543
I don't really care, this TEKKEN 7 FR tournament is pretty good right now.
>>
>>159837479
I had work this morning and I didn't sleep last night, so I only played a couple games. All but two of them were abandoned early because I'm in low prio but in summation
>played a jungle lycan build, ended the game at 22 minutes
>played a carry luna game, mid jugg got a rampage and ended the game at like 30 minutes
neither of those are heroes i play often. i mean, i at least have played jungle lycan before. but i had never played luna carry before.
>>
>>159837479
Picked Slardar offlane and we had an Anti-Mage safe lane. a 22 minute Bfury, Vanguard, Manta Anti-Mage can actually shred anyone you Amplify with impunity.

>>159837526
You know what Tiago I used to think you were a proper lad with decent priorities but you're a bit of a cunt.
>>
havent played dota 2 since 2013, what is the latest meta toons?
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>>159837726
Donald J Trump
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>>159837698

I don't like British people. Seems like a decent priority to me.
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>>159837726
faceless void, axe, timber offlane meta.
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>>159837479
played warlock, made a lot of godly ults
>>
>back to high skill

valve bad
no
>>
>>159837479
nah, ive been sick this week and i just dont really have it in me to play right now
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>stomping
>die once
>lose
Simply Epic.
>>
>that "MUH KDA" faggot who refuses to deny himself at level 2 when he has 50hp
>spends 2 minutes walking back to base

statfags are the most cancerous retards
>muh gpm im the best player and nothing is my fault
>>
>>159837726
Omniknight

>>159837802
What a cunt mate we backed your asses against the Spaniards repeatedly but whatever well bantered.
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>>159837925
More Zai feet
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>>159837479
Just got off meditation.
Will queue for match
Feed or win
>>
Zai poster, do you have a collection of those cute swedn pics? pls dump if not
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>>159838014

Old history. What the fuck is that of relevance now?
God damn fucking British retards come to my region and my city and pollute all my beaches during summer time.
Literally the same amount of manners as a pig. Fuck'em.
I want my beaches all to myself.
>>
>play support
>cm root a guy
>the DOT kills him
>mid players goes on autistic ragefit about KSing
\jesus christ everyone who plays this game is a fucking retarded brainless autist
>>
>>159838071
>zai
>kuro
>rtc
>puppey
>gustav
will there ever be a squad so full of memes again?
>>
>>159838134
Hey mate that's not me, and it's not Britain's fault that the fall of classism brought down civic pride as a result and littering is the unfortunate byproduct.
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>>159838179
C9 shall rise again
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>>159837543
yeah right nigga a bunch of garbo tier teams on the opposite side of the world?
I'm gonna sleep & hope I don't wake up instead
>>
>>159838071
>Zai showing ankles to everyone
what a sloot
>>159838124
Cute Sweden pics? Which ones? I have around 1k pics of Zai so i probably have what you're looking for
>>159838179
It was A CUTE squad!
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>>159838256
I forgot the picture
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>>159838248
Don't forget that not one but TWO of those "garbo tier" teams placed better at TI than any of the european squads /d2g/ loves to shitpost about every day
>>
>all time winrate 47% (100-100-12)
>winrate on us east 50%
>winrate on us west 37%
>winrate this month (only paying us east) 55%
wew lad for improvements
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>>159838217
I don't care who's fault it is.

All I see are British people being literal retards and acting as pigs whenever they come here.

If your society treats these mongoloids as educated people then you have bigger problems at hand than the literal Ameritards that elected a meme for President.

Stay out of Portugal and stop ruining my beaches. We're fine without having to deal with British slogs here every summer, thank you. Go take your troglodyte ass to Spain or some other shit.
>>
>>159838368
any place other than 1st is a meme at TI
look at cdek
>>
>>159838567
cdec were a one strat gimmickteam
>>
Why can you not see your carry player's last hit number
>>
>>159838498
Relax mate I'd never bother going to Portugal when Italy exists.
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>>159838367

>>159838631
To avoid toxics behaviors
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>>159838647

Alright,you're in the clear then.

But be sure to pass on the message to your British friends then.
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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
>>
>>159838631
You can see his gold and his items, should be enough for you to figure out if he's below or above the item timings.
>>
>player_behavior_score_last_report: 9327
each 10 it increases with about 200
just 2 matches left till next one
ez
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>>159838891
I was at 9807 and some STUPID FUCKING SPICS reported me and I lost 600
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Alright time to turn in for the night lads, hope that SEA tourney is worth watching.
>>
>>159838963
LOL
>>
>>159838963
well thats what you get for queueing on their server
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>tfw Zai will never fall in love with you as he smells your hairs while you move them in order to get his autograph on your back
>>
>>159839019
I was thinking earlier

why dont valve just host the peru server on the same datacenter as the US east?

there would be LITERALLY no excuse to not use it
>>
>>159839024
You're really committed to this meme huh
>>
>>159839071
It costs money. There's your excuse you retard.
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>less than an hour until Soe

I'm literally more excited to see her than I was about the election results.
>>
>>159839071
that would require valve to actually do something

in their eyes all they see is a large amount of players on useast which is good

if only they realized that peruvians don't buy shit and just scare away real customers
>>
>>159839071
why don't valve just nuke peru
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>>159839086
>meme
i have a picture of him on my wall and am thinking of getting a few framed ones
>>
>>159839187
What if she's not hosting the group stages
>>
>>159839238
Then I'll get triggered and rewatch some of her old VODs.
>>
>>159839071
Also, Valve doesn't give a shit about (You).

But be sure to keep playing their game and buying more compendiums, etc.

>>159839202
Because Peruvians playing the game and buying stuff make money for Valve.
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>>159839352
>peruvians buy stuff
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can i get some guidance here
im really frustrated about some of these winrates. like, i think i'm pretty good with oracle and aa and omni, but i'm not winning games.
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>>159839448
What you think and what is the reality aren't the same thing.

Those are some low numbers, so you're a fairly new player. Welcome to the Dunning-Kruger Zone.
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>>159839187
you might be a little obsessed, senpai
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>>159839448
i dont understand why people play heros that they dont have a positive win rate with. you dont even win half the time with your assumingly favorite hero
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>>159833357
>random in ranked
>30 seconds after the game starts
>hero has no gold

t-thanks valve
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JAPAN DOTO
NANI?
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>>159839396
They actually do.

And they do a shit ton of transactions on the market as well.

Don't kid yourself, white child, your privileged compendium pass or whatever the fuck it is you buy with real money, the peruvian shitlords are taking advantage of that through juggling shit on the market with steam money while you literally injected capital into the system.

But in the end Valve always wins, so. Keep playing their game, maybe one day they will care enough to feed you a slightly different aroma color-toned shit. You fucking literal turd eater.
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>>159839581
Definitely but I'd never do anything about it. The most I'll ever do is post on /vg/ and be innocuous in her chat room on the handful of occasions she streams. I simply get so happy whenever I see her.
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>>159839692
>the market
wew lad that 2% return compared to the 100% return must really make valve happy!

why are anime retards so sfucking stupid?
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>>159839571
i'm fairly new. i don't wanna say i think highly of myself...i mostly try to focus on team composition and not letting my teammates get tilted so we can win games. my personal talent as a playmaker is less important to me. idk. like, some heroes i'm absolutely trash at. i'm trying to learn meepo and earth spirit and i don't dare pick either in a ranked match.
>>159839613
i really love oracle but there's only so much you can do with a position 5 support. i think relative to my skill bracket though i do perfectly fine on the hero.
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>>159839898
>2%

You're the fucking stupid one here, you shit eater.
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>tfw no alien hero
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>>159840014
OD
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why do peruvians only play pudge pa and bloodseeker?
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>>159840014
pokemon designs just keep on getting shittier
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>>159839909
You can do a hell of a lot on a support, support at least in the first 10 minutes of a game requires you to be super alert and be planning two steps ahead as well as checking all the lanes to see who needs your help.

Don't think sitting in the safelane ineffectually clicking the offlaner while soaking exp is supporting. You should be mobile, be ready to tp react to ganks, warding and counterwarding, stacking, pulling, ganking yourself, coordinating with the other supports, ganking mid, there's a lot of shit you're probably not doing.
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>>159840083
They're heroes that thrive on kills, all they care about are kills.
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>>159840083
>>159840083
they also play ursa and slark
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>stole my first aegis after 1600 matches

who /absolutegarbage/ here?
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>>159839987
>original set sets for 10 dollars originally
>sells on the market for $0.50 a few months later
>valve takes a small cut of that sellers money instead of having another person pay another 10 dollars

its literally the reason why we have unmarketable items you fucking idiot. thank fucking god trump got elected, soon people like you will be eradicated
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>>159839571
im pretty sure all the retarded reddit memes like dunning-kruger and only constant got debunked with trump winning.
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>>159840230
Aegis stealing is a matter of them fucking up and usually not indicative of your skill.
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Is it true that Dota makes you gay?
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>>159840298
nope
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>>159840118
well they are aliens
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>>159840298
Yes that's why 90% of dota players don't have girlfriends.
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tfw no dotard gf
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>>159839909
its ok anon. oracle is a hard hero to win with if your teammates are bad. you can only save so many retards before they find a way to throw. what mmr are you? no offense but if you cant win AT LEAST 50% of the games at your level with a hero, youre not good at that hero. especially a hero like oracle that can borderline carry for the first 25 minutes. just keep playing though, when i first started i used to spam tinker ss and am. then i found other heroes im better at and fit my playstyle more. watch your replays a lot and see if youre really making an impact or if your time if spent better somewhere else. for example are you just sitting on safelane as a support? aand i would hold off on trying to learn meepo and es.
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>>159840135
there's definitely more i could do. typically i support the safe laner but I try to help everyone win their lane depending on the matchups and how communicative my teammates are.
like, I don't ever just soak. I pull early, if there's someone who can take them i get a quad stack on the ancients. once i have a like, maybe 4 levels so I have some nuke power and a level in my root/purge I'll do a lot more rotations.
Something i wasn't doing until recently was smokes and sentries. I just wouldn't have the mind to tell when it was time to do something like that, but I've been trying a lot more to work those into my supporting.
I find I also have some luck playing offlaners...My chaos knight, aba, clockwerk and ench like...I have high winrates in offlane. So I'm thinking I might try to learn more offlaners, but I'm a little worried I'm spreading myself too thinly across different heroes.
>>159840397
i'm 2k. I'm climbing without a problem tho. solved a lot of problems with my gameplay when I analyzed some of my win percentages as seen here: >>159838493
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>>159840507
all you gotta do is to farm a shit ton get fucking huge and win thats all there is to dota really
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>>159840552
That really is how most people farm mmr
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>>159840507
its very good that you seem to be taking a proactive approach to getting better. and yeah offlane is very fun and easy at 2k because they dont zone you out at all but it can be very tedious in higher skill games. try timber if you want. fun hero and can take over a game from the offlane. idk about ck off tho that sounds horrible. dont worry about spreading too thin. at this point you should be trying to learn the game not master a hero.
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if anyone here is feeling particularly charitable maybe they wouldn't mind watching one or two of my replays and coaching me a bit? I'd really appreciate it!
>>159840552
i disagree. i think dota is mostly about communication, at least at the skill level i'm at. most games i'm facing peruvians who 5 man deathball strat the entire game starting at like 8 minutes, so I try to keep my team from tilting over early deaths and keep them together. but if people don't talk to eachother it's a lot easier to play with your muscles instead of your brain.

Also I personally don't like playing farming heroes. Like...I try to play heroes that can take more advantage of enemy player mistakes. like huskar and aba you know? or split pushing, like lycan and meepo, because then you can split up 5 man deathball strats.
farming kinda drives me nuts.
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>"I solo offlane"
>picks pugna
>no points in decrepify
>4 deaths at 6 minutes
>"fuck trilane no help gg"
>check profile
>nothing but losses
>140 hours played

Am I getting memed on. Did this third world retard really buy a 4k account just to fucking lose every game.
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>>159840803
Probably yeah. Account selling is huge
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you know what i love?
fucking DOTA
holy shit
i love it so god damn much
what other game would give me such intense emotions in just a couple minutes?
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>>159840803
>buying a 4k account
for what purpose? i mean i can sort of understand buying an 8k, but 4k? wtf
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>>159840803
This is mostly true. Fucking retards that think they're hotshit in the offlane when they get stumped tri-lane and don't know what to do.
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>valve finally fixed the bots

finally I can play medium bots again and not feel like I'm playing against the best team in the world, EG
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>>159840014
OD, Oracle and Morphling are aliens. Dark Seer and Tinker, too if you count interdemensional aliens.
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How do we fix Troll?
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>>159841053
puck?
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>>159841108
like SF
some crazy new item
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>>159841108
aghs gives him all pure damage. fixd.
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>>159841108
increase damage on whirling axes

aghs ult adds 80% crit chance on towers
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g-guys?
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>>159840803
>we pick tri lane bot
>have a mid
>hey man can you pick a strong solo off?
>picks invoker/wr/pa
everytime. every fucking time. why are shitters incapable of picking anything other than
>me hard carry
>me farm
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Does this guide actually work?
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hello arteezy if you are reading this please stream
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>>159841421
yes but since not every offlaner and safelane is the same the milage will vary

also irontalon, so you could zone out an offlaner but he comes back at lv3-4 socks up even more exp and is suddenly lv6
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>>159841421
As an offlaner I can say yes, and it's the reason why I start with Ring of Protection + Talon Recipe on almost every offlaner in addition to heavily blocking the first and third creep waves so that the creeps are as close to my tower as possible for the first 2 minutes.

However certain offlaners can ignore you're attempts to trade and interrupt your pulls constantly, or any offlaner can potentially if you pick weak supports.
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post /our guys/
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>>159841421
not sure didnt read all but i think this is basically how i play support. how does others play?
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>>159841717
you start
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>>159841653
Back when I used to play offlane Earth Spirit, I would pull the first ranged creep so it's stuck and the creep equilibrium is at my tower. But ever since the map change that lets you pull both small and large camps, it's become a lot harder. Now I need two wards to block both camps.
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>>159841421
>>159841552
>>159841653
what is the best offlaner in the game at blowing up tri lanes?
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>>159841717
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>>159841717
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>>159841717
>salty when teammates feed
>God Emperor supporter
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>>159841421
That guide looks pretty solid but it's definitely outdated and low quality. Mentions creep equilibrium and zoning properly so it knows Dota.
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>>159841831
what a handsome young man!
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>>159841717
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>pudge can sit 5000 units away from the fight and spam hooks every 3 seconds with zero penalty for missign ebcause 3 s cooldown

why is this allowed

literally impossible to siege agaisnt or defend highround against
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>>159841806
Objectively Undying

>get enemy trilane
>get 12 strength = 12 damage and 240 health on a three man decay
>lol nice level 1 skills when my level 1 skill tanked all of it

I've played it and it was fucking amazing. Never fuck with Undying if you're in a trilane.
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Why don't australians play dota?
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>>159842006
>Ecstasy pills

DELET THIS UNDYING CAN'T METABOLIZE DRUGS
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>>159841717
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>>159842075
Why are girls in suits almost as good as girls in sundresses
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>>159841717
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>>159842053
If you want to see an australian team then there's two playing in this lan

https://www.twitch
.tv/asusrog
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>>159842185
Because girls are qt regardless
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>>159842281
But Sheever shifts between a gross horse and qt depending on make-up and lighting (like everybody really).
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>>159842281
huuuuuuuh...
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_foreign_aid_recipients
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Post more like this.
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>>159842438
The crazy thing is most like this are exaggerations but with Slark all of them are true.
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>>159842438
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>>159842438
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>Mongolz\Secret -vs- Big And Black
>Mongolz\Secret
what does that mean?
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>no Soe

Well, I'm out.
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! ! ! WARNING ! ! !
! ! ! W A R N I N G ! ! !
S E X U A L
D E V I A N T
W I N T E R
I S C A S T I NG
! ! ! W A R N I N G ! ! !
! ! ! WARNING ! ! !
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>>159842870
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>>159842870
>>159842909
reminder that winter is our guy
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>>159842781
I wish I was better at using Snowball. Its such a good skill
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>>159842937
t. terminator
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>>159842781
Why does no one build right click on Tusk? It's so fun to 1-shit supports.
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>>159843019
No steroid
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I think I'll have a big bowl of pho tomorrow

>>159842821
she'll show up soon, don't you fret
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>enemy team highest mm is 1000 above me or my team
>our average is higher so if we lose -27 xdddd
>epic duo queue ruins another game
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>>159843079
I hope Soe comes back to dota more often

http://imgur.com/a/SfWnO
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>>159843079
I can't get over how physically perfect Soe is. How can you look at her and not fall in love?
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>roshan kills
:thinking:
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>>159843019
It's fun in pubs not fun in ranked where you get yelled at.
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>>159842870
>>159842909
>>159842937
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>>159843019
>to build right click tusk you need pos1/2 farm
>after you walrus punch and delete 1 support you just die because you're garbage at anything else, have no steroids, and have no real escape mechanism
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>>159843208
That leg tattoo triggers me so hard, arms/shoulders/ankles are one thing but leg tattoos deeply upset me and I feel myself understanding why muzzies fucking make that shit HARAM
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>>159843228
He looks more like Semmler than anyone.
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>>159843398
It's literally Fogged.
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>>159843019
He doesn't farm well.
At the least Sigil means you can jungle without a insane HP loss, but its not great.

Also because Gigaton Punch has a 36/24/12 cooldown, it has severe limitations. Theoretically Kunkka can boat creeps. The reality is that some fuck starts a teamfight, and you need to boat for a lot of reasons.
Tusk in the same boat.
At the least he can build 3x Battlefury and have fun.
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>feel like i play these guys all the time
>less than 30 games on 4 of them
i should play these guys more
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>400 viewers
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>>159843583
LITERALLY WHOS ARE PLAYING
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>>159842006
>>159842090
this is different though, its healthy
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FOR SELEMEMAY
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>>159843604
>this is the fate of joindota
t-thanks LD
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>it's a low 5k / high 4k player who can't play support to save their life episode
the ironic part is that these guys probably complain about trash supports whenever they play core when they don't even understand the basic fundamentals of how to play support
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who the hell is this danelie chick

I have literally never heard of her
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>>159843924
She's someone who lived down the street from the venue so ASUS could get her for cheap.
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>>159843924
is she the first fappable female caster?
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>>159843792
do a guide or something
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>>159843924
She casts a fair amount of sea dota, hasn't broken out though probably because it's sea dota
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>teammate plays like pure, unfiltered garbage
>4,600 hours played
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>no dota great making hero
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>>159844052
I want her to cast me jerking off
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>Australian dota
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>monkeys in the background
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>>159844284
exactly what one would expect desu
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>>159844374
yeah she's definitely cute

any lewds?
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>>159844274
>he pulled up a tranny incest video
>he's hard
>stroke one, two... and he's done
>tears? that's unusual.
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>>159844374
>reddit shilled for that 8.5/10 instead of this girl
there casting is about the same as well, just girl sounds that my man brain drowns out
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When will someone make a Dota 2 VN?
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>got few complete teams in fantasy challenge
>check tp effect in lobby
>not working
>what hte fuck
>oh, wait it's fucking little circle on the ground
im trriggered
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>>159844569
8.5 didn't exile herself casting only SEAmonkey dota when reddit is in bed
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this dota is kinda hectic & listening to danelie talk real fast and be out of breath is arousing
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>>159844686
are you saying reddit is filled with racist who don't respect SEAdota?
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>>159844575
I could do it if you guys helped me with the scenario
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IT'S A DISASTAH

is this tobi's first cousin or something
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Is w33 our guy?
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>>159844832
I'm already getting burned out on this shit to be frank with you
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>>159844814
probably because all australians are inbred retards
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GUYS I GOT ARTEEZY I BROUGHT 4 MORE DECKS OUT OF DESPERATION AND GOT FUCKING ARTOUR
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Yeah, I think I'll keep watching the TEKKEN 7 FR tournament instead.
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straya dota is not losing as much as I thought they would
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>>159844871
he warned you

"we're going to win so much you're going to get tired of winning"
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>they aren't watching this delicious babe with huge tits cosplaying Chloe on the TEKKEN 7 stream right now

What's your excuse, losers
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>korea and japan are literally playing dota against eachother right now
>no streams
WHO KNOWS what happens in that game dude. there could be real bloodshed. and no stream? this viewer-base's priorities are fucking eschewed.
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>>159845418
playing dota
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>>159845473
>playing dota
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>>159845473
do dota pros get to keep all the jackets and merch every team gives them? that must be cool, like those jackets look so comfy. i wish there were jerseys more widely available for teams and players i actually like.
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>>159845431
>two counties that are absolute dog shit, even worse than peru, are playing against each other

literally who cares? it would be like watching your average yuro 4k (2k NA) game
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>>159845545
no u
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>>159845562
>tfw the most comfortable piece of clothing I own is an axiom esports hoodie
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roshan pit
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>>159845562
They probably do keep them
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>>159845659
>korea
>not a prominent player
leave my favorite team alone.
I mean, Japan obviously hasn't entered the scene yet. But hey, when DeMoN gets kicked out of fnatic after boston, I'm sure he can join a nippo team and make them great again.
>>159845708
>tfw the nicest hoodies i own are both football related
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>>159845418
>Tiago acting like a thirsty kid

You know Tiago, maybe if you didn't kick ever bitch you fucked out of bed then you'd have someone to booty call at times like these.
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>>159845545
I watched the stream but it had a lot of lags so i left
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>>159845964
It's not lagging anymore.
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>aliwi is streaming
why is he the best western player by far
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>>159845105
gold?
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>axe who can't blink call

what is the fucking point

of picking axe

and rushing blink dagger + blademail

if you can't blink call

this stupid nigger just runs around teamfights spamming battlehunger and right clicking

why
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>Aussies in charge of blink and calling
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>>159846262
better than the retard axes every game who refuse to buy blink or blademail until like 30 min
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Why do so many uneducated people play a complex game like Dota?
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>>159846415
its free to play. also pudge. if pude wasn't a hero all of peru would disappear.
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>15 minutes between games
>no Soe to oggle

DROPPED
R
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P
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>>159846454

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Going free to play was a mistake. Removing solo queue was a mistake. Refusing to implement ANY form of region lock was a mistake.

Multiculturalism in a game that emphasizes teamwork does not work because, surprise surprise, not everyone speaks the same fucking language.
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>>159846659
i super agree. i would love if the game had a subscription. it's one of the only times i've ever thought of it as so justified.
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>>159846048
well i'm playing enchantress
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>>159846865

GAAAAYYYYYY..........
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>>159846240
normal one
>>159847000
trips don't lie
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GUYS GUYS GUYS

https://youtu.be/CTbSCgrYOsw
>https://youtu.be/CTbSCgrYOsw
https://youtu.be/CTbSCgrYOsw

Watch till the end
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>>159847047
are you twelve
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>2 hours until Secret v. Adelaide
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>>159847042
im just wounder how silver and gold tp effects look like
>>
anonymous' dream takes him to the top of the clock tower. his face betrays no emotion as he unpacks his suitcase and begins assembling the high-powered scoped rifle.

he grips the handle as hard as he can, confident that the lens on top will allow him to 'zoom in', making his target appear closer.

"there's lebanon" BANG
"there's lebanon" BANG
"that's lebanon too" BANG
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>>159847330
>secret
how are people still watching this team i don't understand
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>>159847404
there are also team emoticons
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>>159847531
>not wanting to watch them fail spectacularly
anyways isn't this their first game since getting that lame esc player?
i want to see this trainwreck
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>>159847668
khezu is actually pretty good. i'm a fan of esc tho. yapzgod <3
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>>159847047
>Kid thinks he's cool for finding this

Heh, I read Lolita at 15, you need to train for two eons to catch up to me.
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>>159829094
Will always be the best.
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Hey DOTARDS, what's the DOTA equivalent to Okizeme?
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>carried my team
>+25 mmr
>won bet +500
what went well ?
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>>159848389
Getting track kills every teamfight.
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what a dead thread
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>>159846454
>if pude wasn't a hero all of peru would disappear.
If Pudge and PA couldn't be played, 95% of the 2k MMR and lower player-base would vanish in a day (including third-world shitters).

Ok, maybe some would stay for Legion Commander, Slark, Injoker and Jugg. But it would still get rid of a ton of brainless people who are only in it for "le epic win XD".
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>>159849208
no joke, the other day i decided to try out ranked captains draft for once...and i got captain of course so i'm drafting...
and one player is totally silent throughout the entire draft. he said at the beginning "terrorblade or pa please" and then just went afk. well, the enemy team drafted like...timber omni ursa...like, it was a bad match for pa/tb. so naturally i drafted a templar/void lineup.
and this dude comes back to the game as we're starting up and he fucking flips like "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU DRAFT ME PA IT'S WHAT I ASKED FOR", went on an autistic rant. i looked at his profile, he had only ever played tb and pa on that account. every single game.
my teammates were ready to tilt but i kept em stickin together, this dude built like...mom maelstrom on the void and we managed to hang on through the mid game and win pretty easily after that. but fuck, some people are autistic. who goes into captains draft with that attitude?
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>>159847047
>31:58
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>Australian team
>All the players are asian
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I was promised Soe where is she?
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The more I play and watch this game, the more I think that Valve tends to reward players with weak mechanics with gimme-heroes like Alch and PA who play lazyboy-dota.

Like that PA in the Mongolz/BNB game. Perfect storms, ES and Disruptor hiding in trees all game? Fuck that noise, repel, 5s blinkstrike 4 attacks, dagger 6s cd instagib, shares item effects. Buy a ghost scepter? Now you're playing from behind.

But Meepo's too strong so we need to nerf his respawn. ES gets nerfed every patch. Visage is a literally "what?" hero. OD is still getting played? MS, armor, base dmg reduction.
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>>159850630
pa is very trash

omni is the real cancer
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>>159850696
I realized that this game is stupid af if people like slacks can spam a hero to 5k. Buy two wards, cour and flying cour at the start->Mek->Aghs. He clicks on the fucking icons instead of using hotkeys. Doesn't even time last hits.
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Clinkz has the worst attack animation in the entire game

it's so f*cking bad
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>>159850984
YOURE SO FUCKING BAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT SHIT THE FUCKJ UP
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>>159849208
Anon don't act like two heroes being eliminated would remove that many of the players. For third world shitters and 2k MMR players they're in too deep, their lives are so horrible that they need Dota for the escapism and they will never leave it until a game in their country becomes popular enough to complete supplant it.
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lmao this place ded af
see u all when grant casts montreal
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>from this point forward, in addition to already being one of the most hated Democrats, Hillery will be known as "the one who lost to Trump".

Top fucking kek
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did everyone get banned again wtf
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>>159852102
Trump-sama killed /d2g/
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>>159852102
no esports

last real patch was like six months ago

peruvians infesting us servers
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>>159852102
election killed d2g
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>>159852102
I'm not posting till Trumpets stop repeating the same shitpost over and over. It's cool the underdog won and all this is got annoying real quick. Doesn't help that none of them have any respect for second and third generation americans, a country that was literally a bunch of immigrants.

I'll be comfy up north, I seriously hope I don't see any pussy left-wing expats come here.
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Is it worth it to build Aether Lens

on any hero

ever?
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>>159852429
Small things does big changes.
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>>159852184
>tfw PA was the killing blow

wtf i love the amish now
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>>159852370
>I seriously hope I don't see any pussy left-wing expats come here.

It won't be sudden or anything but bit by bit your poutine holes will become infested with Americans over the next couple years and your Prime Minister is encouraging it.
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>>159852370
>we're all immigrants
>therefore importing terrorism and third world peasants is a-ok

You know this "we're all immigrants" bullshit is just a goddamn logical fallacy?
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which hero should i name my Timber account after?
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>>159852559
Boush
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>>159852559
cute anime trap
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>>159852512
how do you fit 40,000 amish into 20 buses? lol
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>>159852559
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/92/Timb_haste_02.mp3
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>His ult literally turns him into 3 creeps

Um, dotards?
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>>159852618
Volunteers came with other vehicles to drive them there.
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>Trump wins
>r/thedonald wont leave this fucking website

Hehe, it was only a temporary thing? r-right g-guys?
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>>159852640
>bears now scale with stats
>attack speed for fire
>strength applied to their damage

Armlet brew would be viable as fuck.
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>>159852556
I saw some retards post here saying Universe can't vote when he grew up in Wisconsin. Right Wingers wouldn't be as ridiculed if they were a bit more educated.
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>Pick Enchant mid
>Anal rape their Lina
>Game ends in 12 mins
>+25 mmr
>mfw
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>>159852770
how do you win against lina?
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>>159852770
It's cool that you are keeping active in a dead thread but you have to stop avatar fagging, we're gonna understand it's you if you always post about the same shit.
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>>159852715
Why would anyone leave this website I can shitpost all I want and nobody can stop it. The opportunity cost of posting on this website vs doing other things at the computer which require light concentration is quite low because of automated posting and the fact I have dual monitors.
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>>159852765
well I would not be averse to deporting brown people
Betcha any indian you'll ever meet would say the same thing about muslims/dravidians
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>>159852715
Still in the basking phase. Another couple days and it will go back to normal.
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>>159852837
Got FB at rune and then snowball
>>159852838
I just want to post cute Zais with Dota related content
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WHEN THE FUCK DOES SECRET PLAY
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>>159852917
When are you going to come to terms with the fact that an ugly faggot like you is disgusting to him and your obsession with him is a sign of your mental unhealthiness. There once was a tripfag on /tv/ named DAVEY literally just like you and he was gross as fuck.

>>159852956
30 minutes.
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>>159852715
>>r/thedonald

Reddit merely adopted the darkness. /pol/ was born in it.
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tfw no matoi hero

tfw no car hero

tfw no echoes ACTU THREE hero
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>tfw watched 3hrs bsj slark guide
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i think lonedruid is the worst hero in the game
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>>159852995
>an ugly faggot like you is disgusting to him
believe it or not i'm neither
>your obsession with him is a sign of your mental unhealthiness
never had an idol?
>pic related
i'm not in denial, i know it, i still like him as a player
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>>159853121
>Russian fan girl

Okay so you're literally a fucking slavshit gold digger. Sorry I said all that you at least have a chance of getting pumped and dumped before your looks go if you meet him at a LAN.
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>>159853119
>le centaur walks in
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>>159852504
Name one
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>>159853256
literally the best carry in the game right now
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>>159853214
You probably saved 100 images of sheever or worse 2d women on your computer, shut the fuck up. You're even worse.
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>>159853119
dnno how many times people can go fucking midas into radiance until they figure out, hey lets try something else
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>>159853119
what is necrophos
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>>159853363
I doubt I have more than 10 pictures of any Dota 2 related girls saved on my computer, they're simply not that attractive and I certainly hope for your sake you're better looking than any Dota 2 scene girl because otherwise I don't even think there's a chance of you getting a pity fuck.
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>>159853214
The pic is from his vk fan page, i'm not russian faggot
>gold digger
i don't give the slightest fuck about his wealth, it's not like i'm going to marry him or be his girlfriend
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>>159853265
muh dick Radiance miss, is small and people thinks lol is just a few hits less, but those few hits really counts

>>159853302
wait, i missed something?
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tfw no comfy rtz stream
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>team decides to team fight without me
>even the yasha and phase boots at 20 mins safe lane carry jugg goes along to fight their farmed cores

Why don't these memefight retards switch to hots if they hate farming?
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>>159853557
because in dota if you are below 6k you get reported and pinged for 5 min and yelled at in spanish if anyone on your team dies ever and you are farming or splitpushing
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>>159853119
Brewmaster, Doom, Spectre, Tusk, Visage

>>159853385
A hero who can kill you instantly from 100% health if he managed to farm a couple items.
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>>159853535
Yeah I'm definitely sure you don't care about his wealth, you love him for who he is and the fact he's made over a million dollars definitely doesn't make him more attractive in your eyes.

Either way no matter how many pictures of attractive women I have saved on my computer at least I'm not like you, or the Sheeverposter, or the Soeposter, or the Sophieposter and parade my own idolatry constantly like a thirsty skank.
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>>159853446
You think writing "I doubt I have more than 10 pictures of any Dota 2 related girls saved on my computer" makes it better? You're just as big of a loser, no, you are more so of a loser than that zai loving freak because at least all she has to do is spread her legs to find a boyfriend. You gotta halt the tendies and adderall supply, then hit the gym to even begin talking to women.

Time to stop having your freak out autism session, clean up the chicken tendies you threw at your mother and stop projecting. I mean, seriously, you gotta stop getting mad at things you read on the internet. Losers are losers, arguing with them just puts you on the same level.
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>>159853628
>Spectre
>game goes for more than 45 min and you press r and receive 25 mmr
no
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>>159853689
>Thinking the enemy will give you 45 mins so you can get your items in this teamfight meta
supp spec meta here we go
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>>159853628
brew is actually alright

not as a core anymore but as an offlaner or jungler he does decently
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>>159853643
i'm not the person that told you about the sheever pics but anyway why exactly would i care about his wealth? I will NEVER meet him.
>you love him for who he is
I don't know his personnality and i like him because he is CUTE, you're fucking retarded
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>>159853749
>thinking anyone below 4k can end a game in under 60 min without getting megas and waiting for rosh between each set of racks and the ancient
no bully
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>>159853664
I don't know who you think you're talking to but I am a normie and I did play sports in high school (swim and lacrosse). I have a girlfriend and a condo, and I just come here to shitpost and laugh at retards like you while listening to podcasts before I go to sleep.

But whatever, thirsty skanks will remain that way because desperation stinks.
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>>159853119
>am convinced troll is the worst hero in the game
>my last 5 games with one on my team have been incredibly good with a ton of synergies with his ult for the team
I don't even know what's shit anymore.
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>Secret playing
>1500 viewers
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>>159853806
Whatever you say, my man.

Just remember, no more tendies and adderall.
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>>159842006
UD needs another hero with him on the lane to not get rekt. Decay is not that spammable very early and if the trilane is not retarded, they won't stack up for easy STR steal. It's better to have something like Lich or Enigma as solo to get rid of all the exp. The best hero to shit on 3 heroes is Broodmother played right.
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>>159853796
Average gametime is 35min. If you do get a 60min game with spec then you would have won it anyway since your team was playing 4v5 for the entire game and keeping it even.
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>>159853852
literally who?
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>>159853757
I like Brew Master's ult.

It gives you free hit points and survivability.
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>>159853852
>check puppey's twitter
>use to post some shit like every other day
>then the blog happened
>then he went silent until days later he tweeted the whole "my real friends know im not like that" tweet
>since then absolutely nothing
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>>159854053
As long as the game ends before 45 minutes this is true
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>>159853806
>i can make assumptions about people but people can't do the same thing about me, how dare they!
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>>159852715
i only voted trump to bring the happening sooner.

trump and a bunch of christcucks have majority power, hopefully this world wont exist by 2020.
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>>159854107
instead of killing brew it should bring him back stunned or some shit
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>>159854121
The difference is I'm right and they're wrong, simple as that.
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>>159853256
>centaur walks in
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>>159854215
you're right about nothing, kys
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how the fuck does Suma1l make a #MAGA tweet when's literally the first person they are going to deport lmao
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>>159854321
NOT THAT GUY BUT CAN YOU PLEASE STOP POSTING ZAI IT'S GETTING INFURIATING SEEING THE SAME MAN OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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Who /CLQdynasty/ here?
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just report avatarfags and stop replying
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>>159854321
Must've touched a nerve with one of my statements, the truth is pretty harsh for you isn't it.
>>
>Viper
>Brewmaster
>Zeus

how would you fix these heroes competitively? Viper and Zeus do okay in pubs but higher skill levels shit on them because

>Viper win lane - don't do anything else and lose game
>Zeus - is extremely weak laning, cannot contest rune or bottles and he needs a bottle, cannot deny, is easy to gank
>Brewmaster - no one likes to micro, his Clap is a weak ET stomp or Slardar Crush. Ult falls off hard without Aghs.
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>>159854382
>badbaumi
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>>159854375
All my images of Zai start with Zai_0 you can easily filter.
>>159854389
yes, back to dota posting now faggot
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>>159854508
go fuck yourself you fucking homo fuck you
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>>159854551
>>
>Secret playing against aussies
>Noone is posting

wew lads
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>>159854757
Dead game
Dead drama
Dead tournys
Dead thread
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>>159854757
sleeper mode til boston lad

also
>secret
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>>159854757
The age of men has returned.
There is no more need for the vain escapism of video games.
>>
>you will never cast dota with a cute girl

why live
>>
>>159854757
The election killed /d2g/.
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>>159854986
Professional english speaking casters don't get to either.
>>
/vp/ vs secret
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>>159855198
Nobody gives a shit.

Fuck this game.
>>
This ROG tourney is so boring, why isn't WESG getting covered?
>>
khezu is like "why the fk did I join these retards...."
>>
>buy a blink dagger
>use the console to place a 1200 unit circle around my hero
>never miscalculate range

why is this allowed, dotards? it's like i'm literally cheating, except I'm not.
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Everybody should be watching Wednesday Night Fights anyway
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>>159855636

why is she such a footslut?
>>
quick i buy dragon lance on lanaya right?
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>>159855694
4th item after aquila drums/blink
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>>159855675
I don't think she is
>>
need someone to explain where is season 2 of KLK
>>
Is there a custom game that is basically normal DotA but without Le Epic Rubberbanding of It Doesn't Matter How Far Behind You Are As Long As You Can Pick A Couple Of Them Off Later?
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>>159855730

trump cancelled anime
>>
>>159855730
Planet Earth
>>
https://clips.twitch.
tv/matumbaman/ExuberantSardineBrainSlug
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>>159855729
yames ;_;
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>>159855636

I know I sure am, dudestein.
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>>159855769
yea its called league of legends
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>>159855769
League of Legends
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>>159855919
>78% for first blood
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>>159855625
How odes one console in a circle?
>>
>>159855852
>>159855919
No, that game is literally dog shit. I'm talking about DotA.
>>
>>159856004
League of Legends

Dota nowadays is literally stealing it's UI design and game mechanics (Int amplifying spell damage) but keeping memeback.
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>>159855981
dota_range_display

Pretty sure it only works in custom lobbies.
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>>159856004
HotS
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>>159855834
;_;

F
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Goodnight Doturds
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>>159856004
yea you're thinking of league of legends
>>
>>159856134
>james had to settle for an ugly fat little troll while based EGM fucked snowfox
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>>159856149
good night my friend
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>>159856196
Bamboe fucked Snowfox

EGM fucked Blitz
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>our guys secret are doing it
based puppey blowing the gulag the fuck out
going to win their first major LAN, become unbeatable all the way to TI7
who the fuck even are Big and Black? who the fuck are ANY of these players? Secret were fucking struggling earlygame against them, holy shit
>>
why puuppey obsessed with ogre
>>
>>159856328
hard to feed
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>>159856328
two faced
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>have huge lead
>game is unthrowable
>dipshit carry with all the farm goes full fucking retard over and over and over until we lose

This is why I don't play support. God fucking damn it.
>>
>>159856223
bamboe would need a ladder get on top of snowfox, even if she was lying down
>>
>>159853852
puppey pretty much fucked up right now
>>
>>159853040
>slark guide
>3 hrs

designated
>>
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>he plays with literal who's in a literal who ultra honeypot lan
>>
>>159855769
>he wants to port over the old patches
>>
>>159856556
please only post images related to dota 2
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>>159856219
am I gay if I think James is cute?
>>
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>>159856694
absolutely not
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X3cVHSGWXE

DOTARDS???????????????????
>>
>>159856556
name one (1) lan that isn't a honeypot
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>>159856742
>click open
>girl
>closed
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>>159856765
the LAN of life
>>
>>159856742
Reinessa has a face you just get the urge to facefuck you know.
>>
>>159856765
TI and the first major after that
>>
>>159856814
?
this is why we don't have women in gaming, because of you misogynist fucks
>>
>>159856794
The LAN of life is a honeypot, afterlife is real deal.

>>159856848
I love angry girls.
>>
>>159856814
>Reinessa

Who the fuck is this bitch?
>>
>>159829630
>they unironically used this pic as his player card pic
>>
>>159856958
cosplayer streamslut
>>
>>159856958
Crazy cosplay girl who streams.
>>
>>159857008
>cosplayer

Any actual good stuff?
>>
>>159856765
All LANs but the TI with the biggest pot in 3 years.
All these losers wasted their strats on 1-16 million tournaments, lmao
>>
>>159857145
Fucking Imperial. The Centaur-manta meme was unstoppable and they blew it on the WESG qualifiers. If they just held it for another week they could've gone to Boston or even TI. Or at least save it for the real WESG tournament.
Fucking retards.
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o-our guy?
>>
Just great esports over and thread is dead even during Aussie hours.
>>
>no one wants to support
>everyone wants to jungle
>quest shitters.
>toxic retards every where.
Dota 2 is so bad now.
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>>159857867
>quest shitters
>no dedicated mode for it
>>
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>>159857867
>NOW
>>
>open up /d2g/ expecting doturds
>get /pol/ instead
uhmm...
>>
Does IceFrog queue ingame with the icefrog name?
>>
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>>159857867

>everyone wants to jungle

This is honestly the worst part of nudota. Jesus fuck, every single game some retarded shitter picks lc or fucking venomancer and contribute absolute nothing to the team.

And then they have the gall to whine in all chat when they lose.

>BAWWWWWWW TEAM SUX REPORT CARRY FOR NOT GETTING FARM AGAINST YOUR AGGRESSIVE TRI GG
>>
can i shitpost again?
>>
OUR

FUCKING

GUY
>>
>>159858490
degenerate
>>
>>159858662
sometimes, ironically
>>
>>159858696
my guys don't play doturd
>>
>>159858696
>literally the pewdiepie of dota

The non-muricans are just in it for the memes
>>
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what dota two hero is the most vaporwave
>>
is posting fixed
>>
I really wish Valve would fix this smurf shit.

PUT SMURFS
AGAINST OTHER SMURFS.
>>
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>tfw too tired to stay up and wait for sing strim tonight
>>
>>159859421
Ghost Revenant or mortar crew hero
>>
I just jungle with iron talon on every hero unless I'm stacking with /vg/ or friends. Jungling is the best thing ever.
>>
Most Reddit things:
pennant teameg 6656
pennant teamsecret 5731
pennant teama 4710
pennant teamnp 3530
pennant teammonkey 3004
pennant teamnavi 2791
pennant teamtl 2001
pennant teamc9 1622
pennant teammvp 1117
pennant teamfnatic 1110
pennant teamdk 850
pennant teamdc 799
pennant teamvici 659
pennant teamtnc 465
pennant teamvp 459
pennant teamwings 448
pennant teamadfinem 392
pennant teamnewbee 379
pennant teamspeed 320
pennant teamehome 307
pennant teamcol 264
pennant teamig 260
pennant teammineski 238
pennant teamlgd 211
pennant teamunknown 206
pennant teamescape 191
pennant teamempire 177
pennant teammouz 170
pennant teamtinker 148
pennant teamzenith 140
pennant teamcdec 140
pennant teambiggod 136
pennant teamnip 114
pennant teamvega 80
pennant teamoj 70
pennant teamsigma 64
pennant teamarchon 56
pennant teamdignitas 50
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pennant teamclg 34
pennant teamanchor 32
pennant teamnt 30
pennant teamtongfu 26
pennant teamrs 20
pennant teamnyx 20
pennant teamrox 17
pennant teammufc 15
pennant teamlgdint 14
pennant teamhr 14
pennant teamlc 13
pennant teamcis 11
pennant teamnavina 10
pennant teamarrow 10
pennant teamdarer 8
pennant teammtw 6
pennant teamal 6
pennant teamehug 5
pennant teamdt 2
pennant teamfaceless 1
pennant tongfu 1
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>>159859727
Been a tongfu fan since day 1
>>
i just had a magnus god on my team carry me to 6k with the best RPs i've ever seen in my dota career in a game where we were down 5-21 at one point

i almost feel like i should send him a gift or something. what's the dota equivalent of a fruit basket?
>>
>>159859758
you're welcome bud
>>
>random off lane PL.
>Team cries at me for farming most of the game against Legion/Tinker.
People have no idea how Dota works desu.
>>
playing 10v10 really showed me how much better i am than the average dota player
>>
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how do I get rid of these things?

I made them somehow in 2011 when I was trying dota for the first time and it has followed me through multiple pcs and configs
>>
>>159860259
Wow you picked razor
>>
>>159859727
>teamsecret 5731
heh EE spilling the beans did nothing puppey our guy still strong
>>
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IF YOU PLAY BLOODSEEKER CAN YOU NOT FUCKING BUILD MEMEDAGON


haha thanks.
>>
>>159860508
Those are old fans from previous iterations of secret that killed themselves and couldn't change their flair. Puppey is reddit's enemy #1.
>>
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>>159860259
Those are tied to your steam account.

You have to go to http://www.dota2.com/workshop/builds and delete them.
>>
Puppey is literally trump. He can't lose the peoples support.
>>
what if you bloodraged yourself

AND your target?
>>
>>159860790
You turn the manfight into dota imba
>>
>>159860770
At least Trump won something lately
>>
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>offlaner starts whining that nobody is helping him get farm
>team tells him to shut the fuck up
>feeds

What in the actual fuck.
>>
>>159860896
welcome to america, the land where everybody is a baby and demands help when can't do something by themselves.
>>
>>159860730
Thanks but my guides predate that update and don't show there, they are global also which means they show for all heroes, not just one.

But I found how to delete them if anyone else has the same problem: they are stored in "\Steam\userdata\XXX\570\remote\itembuilds" as txt files. Deleting the txt doesn't work (cloud saving) but emptying the txt content and leaving the files will work.
>>
>>159860896
dewta tew
>>
I bet all gay posting traps in /d2g/ are Nordic. >>>/int/67239836

Support mariners are probably Nordic too.
>>
>>159861359
>browsing other boards
hey reddit
>>
>treasure sales

looks like all the white flight is catching up with you volvo :^)
>>
>>159861495
Hello fagtron. Why would I not go? I'm sick of discussing Dota here. And this thread is dead all the time.
>>
>>159861359
>pretty people
>feminine

truly ground breaking
>>
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Joindota are back!
>>
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I'm going to have to stock up on trump reaction images
>>
>>159861772
I want to rub my penis on soes manly chin
>>
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>>159861772
Was Soe on stream at all? I fell asleep during the first series. It seems like we won't get to see her until the bracket stage.
>>
>>159862039
No, it was all winter and danelie
>>
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Esports is back again in just over 3 hours with the northern beat invitational

First game is AF vs NP
>>
>>159861772
Soe's put a bit on Jesus.
>>
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>>159862112
i dont get this
i dont think i want to
pls dont tell me this is OC either that suggests an insane amount of autism that i dont think im ready for
>>
>>159862328
nigga that picture is older than dota 2
>>
Musky dotard dick!
>>
>you will never be someone's personal throatslut
>you will never be roused by suddenly being forced to gag on a fat cock
>they will never grab your skull and force their cock between your lips all the way to the hilt until they creampie your mouth
>you will never lie down on your back and have them climb on top of you and pump their cock down your throat roughly as hell
>you will never choke and gag on their cock like a little slut until it makes you cry tears of joy and ruins your makeup
>you will never cuddle with them after they're done using your mouth as their cumdumpster and fall back asleep with your head in their chest
Why fucking live?
>>
>Pick a support because we lack one
>"I don't want to support alone, can someone else support with me?"
>Someone else picks supports
>Don't buy wards or courier at all, let the other support actually do all the supporting while I farm jungle and take last hits farming for my Aghs
>>
>come up against good player in unranked who's carried me in the past.
>random oggy of the magi
>camp mid throwing fireblast on him
>he goes 0/5 against a good SF.
>abandons
oh man this is why dota is great sometimes.
>>
6.89:
- The following heroes now deal magical damage type with their regular attacks (also known as "rightclicks" or "autoattacks"):
- Abaddon, Ancient Apparition. Arc Warden, Bane, Batrider, Chen, Clinkz, Crystal Maiden, Dark Seer, Dazzle, Death Prophet, Earth Spirit, Ember Spirit, Enigma, Io, Keeper of the Light, Leshrac, Lina, Lion, Monkey King (not implemented as of 6.89, our new hero release of the patch is revealing Axe to actually be Niyish, the Bodysnatcher, foreshadowed by the Last Castle comic [hero abilities unchanged]), Morphling, Necrophos, Outworld Devourer, Phoenix, Puck, Pugna, Rubick, Skywrath Mage, Spectre, Spirit Breaker, Storm Spirit, Techies, Templar Assassin, Undying, Venomancer, Warlock, Winter Wyvern, Zeus
- Invoker's regular attacks now deal Pure damage

Heroes with magic damage dealing regular attacks can target and damage enemies under the effect of Ethereal state (such as Ghost Form from Ghost Scepter) and attack others while being Ethereal themselves. Magic attacks ignore armor types/ratings, however, magical attacks, just like spell damage, have their damage reduced by Magic Resistance values and heroes posessing such attacks are outright forbidden from targeting Magic Immune enemies.


- Desolator:
- New effect: Equipping it causes regular attacks which deal magic damage to be converted into physical damage type, with all the advantages and drawbacks as regular physical autoattacks.
>>
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>>
>>159862702
my bad
>>
>>159861923
>>159862251
Please be respectful when talking about my waifu.
>>
>a shitposter was just elected president of the united states of america

perhaps there actually is hope for the gu'
>>
>>159862745
>been one days and trump posts are already tiresome as fuck

It's not the same when you become The Man. Who are you sticking it to?
>>
>trump elected
>non-whites kill themselves / get deported
>d2g dies

hmm....
>>
>>159859421
/mu/ needs to be exterminated
>>
Since we're at image limit thanks to the zai faggot new thread:

>>159863062
>>159863062
>>159863062
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>>159863069

>>159863069
memegrate
>>159863069
>>159863069
>>
>>159863097
>almost a full minute later

Nice job forced meme shitter
>>
>>159842909
What was he watching?
>>
>>159862557
>you will never be someone's personal throatslut
you guys are so fucking pathetic. yeah you won't ever have some fucking princess prancing about but literally all you have to do to be someones throatslut is to open craigslist. just open it up and the cocks will come a-swarming. If you want to suck dick there's always gonna be a gorillion guys willing to get sucked. JUST DO IT
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