Make Andromeda Great Again edition
Andromeda Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw
Some game that might be mass effect:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyZw_oqk7Q8
4K Tech video:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1hBNALUk4w
Autist reaction to """Man"""veer Heir:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUBfeb85kh8
Of course, the thread theme:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pNfvTpEue8
ITT
>Geth are muslim
>Shiala a qt
>maleryder is a faggot
>Shreksari
>Cerberus did nothing wrong
Previous thread:
>>159654884
Best girl
>>159806381
Absolutely.
>>159806381
>>159806420
Ooooo...
>>159806381
>>159806420
Well this is new.
>>159806864
Something wrong, bitch?
wew. we still had 20 posts to go in the old thread
So why did Protheans find Quarians attractive and not humans?
>>159806332
>I can't make it go away.
>>159808334
Javik can sleep with Shepard at the Citadel party ("It turns out there is one thing primitives are good at"), so apparently humans are good enough.
>>159808334
Maybe he was just being a dick
>>159808372
How does she even survive her wounds, aren't Quarians always saying that a suit rupture can be deadly?
She must have had dozens, covered in blood and shit
>>159806276
I think I'll need to buy a new PC before buying Andromeda.
>>159808334
Maybe they were more attractive, maybe he was bullshitting, we'll never know.
>>159808512
It's deadly in a same way stung can be when allergic to bees. Depends on the area and how big a rupture.
>>159808334
Why did he hate "primitives" when they actually did a better job destroying the fucking Reapers then his own damn race?
>>159808861
Arrogant former master race trying to act tough
>>159808861
>Prothean Empire fight Reapers for centuries and get hunted to extinction
>Citadel races fight Reapers for a total of a few months and BTFO them completely
Protheans are the real primitives.
>>159808861
>>159808951
they couldn't have done it without the work of the protheans though, they put that program into the keepers that didn't let sovereign open the citadel from afar. if that program hadn't been in place then the reapers would have swept the galaxy away centuries earlier again.
>>159808951
>Prothean Empire manages to keep fighting Reapers for centuries without giving up and still manage to organize themselves enough to pull off some large secret projects
>Homeworlds of Citadel races fall under first wave of attackers and would be hopelessly obliterated if not for the macguffin.
Props to Hack it out for managing to keep the macguffin secure though.
>>159808951
>protheans managed to fight for a few fucking centuries
>citadel races were almost obliterated in 6 months
>>159809193
>>159809514
>>159809769
I don't get it, Citadel warships are quite capable of taking down Reapers, if you have enough war assets, the fleet battle at the battle of earth shows a human cruiser blowing two of the legs off a reaper with it's main cannon, then as the normandy flies through the battle it shows reapers exploding and shit.
And by ME3, Thanix cannons are supposed to be standard issue, shouldn't the citadel fleets be raping reaper ass provided they have the numbers?
>>159808512
I don't think that's her blood. EDI is also covered in blood if you bring her to that mission, after all. I think it's just significant internal bruising, a few broken bones, and maybe a minor rupture here and there that was quickly sealed. Nothing that would prevent her from being up and about to (not) place Shepard's name on the wall at max a few days later.
If that was WAS her blood, she'd be a goner regardless of whether or not quarians had weak immune systems at all. There was a ton of it, and a lot was on her shawl/head.
>>159809917
bioweare didn't really implement simple logic in the plot
>>159809917
They don't have numbers.
Citadel capital ships are counted maybe in scores, where reapers in thousands.
If game story was running on numbers provided, the game would've looked very differently, probably with an underground facility on a remote star system for a quest hub and lots of reaper eluding. Maybe with chance for good ending with a suitable macguffin.
>>159808060
Nope, actually pretty refreshing. Jack was a great character, and some good writing saved her from being a complete edgelord as the trailers led me to believe.
ME3 made her even engaging. A shame her romance in it wasn't too substantial.
>>159810451
>A shame her romance in it wasn't too substantial
In my imagination it is
>>159810219
So Harbinger was created around 1,000,000,000 BCE, Harbinger never would have been able to conquer the next powerful race on his own in the same time it takes for the reapers to conquer the protheans (which took centuries)
Let's say as a rough estimate that the Reapers come back every 50,000 years(which is fair since the reapers leave non spacefairing races , which could range from bronze age to the nuclear bomb in terms of current technology level)
Since the reapers harvest every conquered civilisation into a reaper
That's 1 billion / 50,000 = 20,000
The Reapers strength by humanity's arrival at the citadel is 20,000.
Now that number could probably vary, maybe destroyer class reapers are the lesser races of the cycle they wipe out, with the sovereign class reapers being the big dogs.
But if I'm correct, and the reapers process all races into a single new reaper, and every civilisation destroys two reapers each cycle. Then there would be no more reapers left in 500 million years
The current cycle destroys sovereign, the destroyer on earth and the one on Rannoch I think it is (3 if you count the one that the kelros kills on Tuchanka)
If you have enough war assets, two sovereign class reapers get destroyed in the fleet battle above Earth
And that's only in a few months of fighting, who knows how many the Protheans killed in the centuries that they had to fight, or the civilisations before that.
The only conclusion I can come to from that is that EACH major race is processed into a Sovereign class reaper.
So if this cycle was lost
Humanity, the Asari, Turians and Salarians would all become Sovereign Reapers
Then the Krogan, Elcor, Hanar, Quarians, and whoever else I've missed would become Destroyer Reapers.
Now I feel autistic.-KL
>>159809917
The Reapers couldn't take the Citadel with a surprise attack, and that jeopardized the whole plan. Taking down the main hub and use the enemy's assets to fight it for minimal damage is what they usually do. The Reapers aren't used to the front line, or at least that's how I understand it.
The Council races had their hub tohold the lineand organize. Since it was also the final piece of their magic Deus Ex Machina, they succeeded where the Prothean failed.
Who was in the wrong?
https://youtu.be/b80qAJ6TgoM
What a great day
>>159811587
Neither, Miranda agreed that Project Zero was wrong, but she was too hot headed to be bullied into apologising.
Wouldn't make any sense for her to apologise anyway, it wasn't her fault. even IM tried to have the project shut down.
>>159811587
Miranda's thighs should be thicker.
>>159811587
Miranda, obviously. The high level officer in a known terrorist organization that is so notorious that being a member is a capital offense in Citadel Space.
It's really too bad there was no option to turn her in in ME3, like there was with the rest of the Cerberus crew bar Jacob. She could share a cell with Kenneth and Daniels.
>>159811110
it STILL makes no sense that the reapers didn't attack the citadel in full force at the beginning. fuck surprises. who gives a fuck about earth (except that the player is forced to care because muh human home world).
sweep the citadel, galactic leadership is decapitated
>>159812345
>(except that the player is forced to care because muh human home world).
It's weird, I didn't really give a fuck about Earth, yeah the Leaving Earth soundtrack was dope but I honestly cared more when I fucked over the Hanar homeworld by saving the Salarian Spectre instead of stopping that prick from disabling the Hanar defenses
I felt like a real shithead after that
>>159812545
>yeah the Leaving Earth soundtrack was dope
that shit made me angry. it is supposed to make you care but it just made me angry because of that.
>>159811703
So he's leaving Bioware then? Please tell me Pajeet is leaving.
>>159813039
You do know Bioware is canadian, right?
>>159812631
Why?
>>159812345
>muh human homeworld
This is especially illogical given that 2/3 backstories have Shepard grow up in the colonies/space, 2/3 have Shepard with zero living relatives (and in the last, the only confirmed one is his mother, who is not on Earth), and in nearly every case Shepard's closest friends and love interest will be aliens. For Colonist Shepard, it's questionable if he's ever even been to Earth before the ME2-ME3 time skip.
>>159813474
The closest you can ever actually get to Earth before ME3 is the moon, I always found that stupid
>>159805334
I've missed Jack ever since she got shafted(no innuendo intendo, friendo) in ME3. She was supposed to be a squadmate but they benched her to put more focus on Tali. Fucking Talifags ruin everything. We could have had a larger squad and more waifus but NO, we had to have a scene where Tali gets drunk and says dumb shit that is only funny to fanboys.
>>159788392
>this meme will never die
>in 4 years the meme will become "the country hasn't gone to shit, the media just projects holograms of shittiness over the entire country to make Trump look bad"
>>159786584
EA has offered season passes before.
>>159813474
>not caring about earth
Fuck right off my planet you xeno scum
>>159813474
Once Colonist Shepard has been picked off by Alliance patrols off the Doomed Hometown, Shep probably did his classes/military education on Earth, hence why even a Colonist Shepard would have an attachment to Earth.
Shepard's parents could also be from Earth itself before settling. Settling on a new planet don't make you forget your root very easily.
But I think that the more believable explanation why Colonist / Spacer Shep would care about Earth is that it's where the Commander spent his/her late teenager/early adulthood time as an Alliance recruit.
>>159814267
>this meme will never die
>>159814103
>but they benched her to put more focus on Tali
God dammit, every time I remember that I die a little inside.
At least theirs that tattoo scene in citadel
>>159814350
A pretty bird made of rainbows flying out of the eye of a skull that's being held in the mouth of a thresher maw with a naked lady holding a sword on it's back
That would be pretty hot thigh tattoo
I hope it's not atramp stamp
>>159813357
because it felt forced. because the music was shit. because the music was a run-off-the-mill holiwood tune.
>>159814516
>I hope it's not a tramp stamp
It's a back tattoo of the symbol in the middle of pic
>>159814649
Oh well I liked it, but yeah it does sound like some shit that might be in inception or something.
>>159814516
yeah that looks retarded as fuck.
>>159814516
>>159814791
Oh shit I didn't know you were referencing something
>>159814791
eh, it looks better in my head
I imagined it in the chinese dragon tattoo style
As Fedora as they are unless you're in the Yakuza, they looks pretty dope, must be hard to do
>>159814891
>Yakuza
Whelp, meant Triads
>>159814350
But remember, Tali still has less gametime than any other squadmate, so they ditched Jack just to give the least important squadmate a fraction more content while Jack would have been one of the earliest squadmates to recruit. So, ya know, it's even more infuriating than it seems.
>>159815117
I just died a little more.
But that's fine, know why? Cause the closer to death I am, the closer to eternity with Jack I get.
>>159815383
That's the spirit.
Jack is a giant red flag when it comes to relationships.
Nobody in his right mind sees her as waifu material.
She is a typical pump an dump character.
>>159816013
Imma rape your dead body till the room stinks
>>159816013
She's Daddy issues: The character
I just KNOW she would have been hotter if she got a Ash makeover
Jack with normal hair...nice.
>>159816517
>Liara, Ashley, female Shepard AND Jack gets breast implants
Noice!
>>159816013
>Tali is a giant red flag when it comes to relationships.
>Nobody in his right mind would see a fucking 3-fingered, dog-legged moving space suit as waifu material
>>159816517
>She's Daddy issues: The character
But that's Miranada, you fucking retard. When the fuck does Jack even mention her father?
>jackfags in full denial and meltdown mode
>>159814516
You know it was.
>"Jack said you'd think it was hot".
>"Remind me to talk to Jack in the morning."
>>159817505
>i have no argument
>just blistering bullshit and muh feels
Trump pls go
>>159817970
ooooh now what do we have here ?
>>159814891
fucking hanzo mains
>>159817658
That's neat
>>159817658
that looks awful
>>159820185
>talihaters in full denial
>>159817505
we are?
>>159820316
nice automatic reaction. a tattoo like that looks cheap and whorish. I thought Tali was supposed to be innocent and all that kawaii uguu shit?
>>159820779
Yeah because you act all innocent and kawaii while shitfacedi actually think you do
The tulomorian spy entered the enemy's camp and said to the vanksher: "I didn't know the ending could blow"
>>159823218
this probably would have granted you a few laughs on reddit
>>159824878
>three on one, pal, it's over
>不,现在它得到乐趣
Why does Shepard looks so fat? Outfit switch or not, why is she fat?
>>159816517
No ... that's Liara, Miranda and Tali. Jack has trust issues.
Zaeed fucking Miranda while grabbing her by the throat and slapping her tits.
>>159825606
yes.
Looks that one image of the photoshopped Megan Fox where she looks like Jack.
>>159825482
hahhaha
All these dumb "all female characters are in gay relationships" bug me.nips pokin' out
>finish trilogy
>cry
>>159826392
>finish trilogy
>start again
>>159825851
You gay m8?
>>159826392
LOL UR GEY FAG, CRYIN OVR A VIDGAME LOL
from the right angle it looks like just one of miranda's butt cheeks is the size of her entire waist
>>159827692
You a Tumblr dyke?
>>159827973
The way it should be.
>>159812159
Cerberus was all cells, so nobody know what the fuck was going on except for TIM. There is no evidence that Miranda ever did anything besides bring Shepard back to life and help destroy the Collectors.
>>159828363
not going to lie: i found the bioware forum posts about her hilarious [RIP bioware forum].
>>159829269
Samara's ass is way worse m8
It's like Sigourney Weaver's alien ass
>>159829405
I never noticed it but Miranda's looks droopier imo
>>159829269
He's either a woman or just plain ol' homosexuale. He calls them 'goodies', but doesn't want to see them?
>20 donuts
>Miranda being slightly thicker
Like this?
>>159829405
Samara's boobs were amazing.
>>159826392
>finish trilogy
>load save Citadel DLC save, after the main questline
>pretend Shepard and co chill on the Citadel for like a month after the war
>never actually finish trilogy
>lesbians
>on my ship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WH1Bsdzh7A
>"In another time... another life."
b-but I love you
>>159830065
her donk would be bursting out of that suit
I'm not saying i agreed with the posts but i found them entertaining
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>when you forget to activate your almonds
>>159830614
Fuckin' Ninja Mage.
>>159830824
>tfw you have too much GAINZ
>>159830983
>>159830846
>>159831446
Why doesn't the link work? Where are the doggam screenshots?
>>159829682
>>159830065
>>159829405
>>159826392
>finish trilogy
>feel vaguely empty for the next few days
>>159832149
That suit is bugging me. It looks like a spacesuit with a popper collar, not body armor. Except maybe the chest piece.
Also didn't we already get 101 questions and answers about Andromeda?
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2016/11/08/101-questions-and-answers-about-mass-effect-andromeda.aspx
>>159832173
I know that feel bro
After I complete the Trilogy, I feel empty and unmotivated, can't play any other games, can't masturbate, can't do anything.
I just think about mass effect and listen to the OSTs non stop for like 4 days straight
>>159832254
Stop looking at the collar and look at the highlighted text, ya mong. The Q&A was yesterday's update. Today we were supposed to get screenshots but the text isn't a proper link.
u____u
>have new reveals every day
>N7 day was the day before yesterday
>still ded
A muscular waifu where she princess carries you to your quarters to make snu.
>>159836281
we're doing okay you fucking retard
>>159832365
I don't take it that far, but I do have ME on the brain for a while after completing a playthrough, and don't really feel motivated to do much for the next few days bar the minimum at uni and work. Or to talk to many people. That in addition to listen to OSTs in the car or when jogging. Not really an overbearing problem, just a constant annoyance at the back of my mind that won't go away.
It's fucking autistic as shit and I'm not sure where it came from, this never happened or has happened with any other piece of fiction. Let alone one that's now five years old. Probably should do something about it. Not sure what though.
Looks like a primitive civilization has a settlement under the rocks. Playing imperialist with the Andromeda natives could be fun.
>>159836643
I love the look of mountainous deserts.
Is 'Detroit: Become Human' our only hope for a good sci-fi video game in the foreseeable future?
>>159837262
Isn't that the next interactive movie by what's-his-face Cage?
>>159837774
Nic Cage?
>>159837774
>>159837886
Luke Cage?
would yougently fuck liara's tits with your ass over her face while she licks your asshole?
>>159839039
I read this first
>would you gently fuck liara's tits with your ass
I didn't know how to respond to it.
But, yes, absolutely! Even better with another waifu eating her ass.
hey, would anyone who is not a virgin know if ear sex is a real thing? I overheard this girl I like mentioning it but I'm not sure if it's real
>>159837886
>>159838547
Is it Gage?
>>159839395
Sounds pretty retarded.
Anyone used the Sp native controller mod for pc version? Wanting to play with a controller but nothing happens when im on the title screen?
>>159842117
Wait, you need a mod to play with a gamepad?
>that .gif
Jesus, that's thick.
>>159842117
Which game? I've been using a controller for all of them on PC for years without issue.
>>159843912
>>159842690
http://me3tweaks.com/mods/showcase?id=15
Playing 3, using a ps4 controller. it works with fallout and other games without a mod
>>159839395
what? is your dick really so small you could fit it in someone's ear?
>>159844167
>using a ps4 controller
wtf? Use a 360 controller, ya mong.
>>159846967
Sold my 360. working with wot im given.
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2016/11/09/new-mass-effect-andromeda-screenshots.aspx
This feels like a waste of an update, and I had to dick around with inspect element and shit to get to it because they fucking suck at internet.
>>159847470
the fuck is going on in that pic? shooting fire out of your hand?
>>159847995
What are you, new? That's been a thing since ME2.
>>159848432
This particular ability looks more like the vorcha's flamethrower in MP.
>>159848432
I remember shooting projectiles that exploded into flames, but not flames coming straight from the character's hands.
>>159844167
>>159842117
Got it working. needed a driver updare
>>mfw cozy mass effect night
This series is so good. can't wait for andromeda.
http://orig15.deviantart.net/f4ee/f/2016/314/5/3/new_busty_biotics_by_cahunk100-danzi5j.jpg
>>159842117
>>159852196
You got the one of her bumping the armadillo with her hip?
>>159839139
holy shit me too
i was like "how you gon fuck a bitch wit cho' ass?"
>>159856068
You must have confused this for reddit.
>>159856264
Fuck off wit yo pussy shit. Calling shit Reddit. Bitch I ain't ever been on Reddit
I've only played the first game and half of the second and decided to replay the whole trilogy in one run. What class is the best for it? I'm torn between the infiltrator and the engineer.
>>159860914
Manguard or bust.
But if you're torn between those two, I'd recommend Infiltrator. Just always seemed more fun to play with the sniper rifle and fireball launcher. Especially in 3, where the Engie's power set focuses around drones and turrets that encourage slothful gameplay and take forever to kill anything stronger than a basic foot soldier. Also, in 1, Engie doesn't have that much point when you can just take squadmates and have them cast all the debuffs.
>>159860914
Winfiltrator, no discussion necessary.
>>159860914
Sentinel for its incarnation in 2.
>>159860095
liara, i...
>>159862267
page 10, I...
Fat asari butts. Jiggling as they walk, the small thong clearly visible under the light fabric.
>>159842117
>>159852196
>tfw no waifu with that bodytype.
Which waifu is closest to it?
>>159865515
Benezia
>>159865515
No one, really. Everyone is fairly slim.
That's my 'favourite' bodytype, though
>>159806276
But the new vehicle is not called Mako its called Nomad ND1.
>>159868494
Who is this supposed to be?
>>159870057
Eva Core and Kelly Chambers.
>>159871357
>Eva Core
Why is this ugly android bitch in so many sfm's, she has like 3 lines and 1 minute of screentime
>Kelly Chambers
Looks nothing like her.
For some reason, I really like how the palm is red while the top of the hand is black.
>armour is basically Colossus armour from ME1
Hell yeah, my dude!
>>159867360
>Nomad ND1.
>this designation not chosen for its similarity to "Normandy"
waifus applying makeup together in bras and panties only?
>>159877607
>Remember when this was a green area son? >Before there were so many of us, and we turned everything into farms. And then one bad harvest caused the great food war.We're going to die of starvation my son,unless we eat your pet.
>thanks to this guy.
>>159874790
Absolutely! Two waifus getting read for a double date would be cute!
As long as it's not Overwatch whores, though. They get spaced.
>>159828768
>Cerberus was all cells, so nobody know what the fuck was going on except for TIM.
How is this not a reason to think that there's something fishy going on and you should not take part in it?
by continuing to voluntarily associate yourself with such an organization you are implicitly expressing your consent with the worst shit they are doing.
Holy fuck there is a Valerian movie coming AND I DID NOT KNOW IT!
It looks more like Mass Effect than, you know, Mass Effect: Andromeda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BszXhUjJz00
>>159878639
>armour looks like cosplay foam
>that dumb cunt is in there
I'll pass.
>>159878726
enjoy the next big superhero-quip movie then I guess
>>159878808
I'll pass on those, too, bub.
>>159878639
It's nice to see there's something you're excited to see and not bitter about, WG. Keep it up.
>>159878639
Never heard of it before but looks like it could be pretty cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcnsYTaUawI
>>159880729
I don't give even the slightest fuck about records and still got triggered when she smashed it.
Also that Shepard shuffle is weak. work on it
>>159879623
it's a well known Franco-belgian comic line. You may have heard of an earlier adaption of one of their story lines, it's calledStar WarsNo seriously, Lucas blatantly stole the story from Valerian and Laureline.
http://www.popularmechanics.com/culture/movies/a15532/heres-what-star-wars-took-from-valerian/
>>159878639
Looks like a must see, for me atleast.
Reminds me of the fifth element.
>>159882490
Well no suprise there since it's written and directed by Luc Besson. Interested in getting the comics? I can provide some links if you like, but I'm not sure if all of them have been translated to English.
>>159880729
This cunt is everything wrong with the western civilization. I now see why people support islamization.
>>159883013
I thought you were talking about Cara, and I was about to agree with you, but then I didn't watch the record video.
>>159882998
If you want to, sure might be interesting.
>>159880729
Smashing it seems a bit unnecessary. And there's something really unnatural about her stance.
>>159878639
Cara Delevingne? I'm in.
>>159882482
Well, yeah. Even Dane DeHaan here looks like discount Mark Hamill.
>>159883281
These three are apparently the ones with the Star Wars similarities:
Valerian and Laureline T15 - The Circles of Power
http://www30.zippyshare.com/v/unnpObg3/file.html
Valerian and Laureline 016 - Hostages of Ultralum
http://www96.zippyshare.com/v/7t1zoXWs/file.html
Valerian and Laureline 017 - Orphan of the Stars
http://www51.zippyshare.com/v/oJQTgFKA/file.html
1-7 are in this libgen folder but libgen is notoriously fickle. sometimes downloads don't start, sometimes they're slow as fuck, but what can I do, didn't find a better DL for it:
http://libgen.io/comics0/_ENG_ORIG_PUBL/_C/Cinebook/Valerian%20and%20Laureline%20(2010)(Cinebook)/
better alternatives for 06 and 07:
Valerian and Laureline 006 - Ambassador of the Shadows
https://userscloud.com/vbcxvziiuzcw
Valerian and Laureline 007 - On the False Earth
https://userscloud.com/hc292tygrz9r
Valerian & Laureline 08 - Heroes of the Equinox
http://libgen.io/comics0/_ENG_ORIG_PUBL/_C/Cinebook/Valerian%20and%20Laureline/Valerian%20and%20Laureline%20008%20%282014%29%20-%20Heroes%20of%20the%20Equinox%20%28Digital%29%20%28phillywilly-Empire%29.cbr
Valerian and Laureline 009 - Châtelet Station, Destination Cassiopeia
https://userscloud.com/k2j3kktbe5b8
Valerian and Laureline 010 - Brooklyn Line Terminus Cosmos
https://userscloud.com/tilr69wegfr8
Valerian and Laureline 011 - The Ghosts of Inverloch
https://userscloud.com/dkqudlnnb1b7
That's all I could find, sorry. couldn't find any Swedish scans either. there are a few danish ones though.
If you download stuff from anywhere nowadays, make sure to uncheck "use our download manager for this download" every time or else the site will try to install shit on your PC. pretty much everything does that nowadays, zippy, usercloud, tusfiles...
>>159884929
Thanks WG! That's very kind of you.
>If you download stuff from anywhere nowadays, make sure to uncheck "use our download manager for this download"
Will do. Ever since I accidentally installed search.conduit browser 'protection' and had to fight to remove it I'm super slow when going through wizards or downloading. So much shit that can be avoided by just going slow and thinking.
>>159880729
>Dyed hair bitch with plastic rim glasses destroys classics
Nothing new there, selfish whore.
>>159885517
Who hurt you, anon?
>>159885647
I can understand the frustration.
It's similar feeling to watching IS bulldoze archaeological sites.
On the other hand, I can stomach it as its just part of a scene.
>>159885194
easiest way to avoid it is actually using your own downloadmanager and copying the links into it because that avoids even visiting the site. I use Jdownloader 2.
>>159885647
anon is right though. the moment she stepped into the room you could see she was out for trouble. 24/7.
>>159885885
I think the intense hatred of women is more concerning than the asspain over an unknown record getting smashed.
>>159886030
The bitch looks like the epitome of SJW. Physically repulsing.
Sad!
>>159886030
Yeah, he must hate all women because that character reminded him of a particular stereotype.
People are so judgemental these days.
Tyranny seems to be getting good reviews. I think. What's on your side of the web, meg?
>>159880729
Did they really need to destroy it? thats as annoying as those people who turn NES parts into shit like wallets and pencil holders
>>159887454
i hadn't heard of it before but having seen the trailers it looks pretty fucking cool
>>159886356
subtle
Honestly, if enough people wrote to Bioware complaining about Manveer Heir, he WOULD get fired.
I don't mean "Fucking poo in loo heil hitler 14/88 gas the kikes race war now" shit.
I mean polite but firm complaints.
"Dear Sir/Madam
I am emailing because blah blah blah one of your employees has been very vocal on twitter about his hate for white people, unfortunately I just can't support your company by buying your future products while you continue to employ such a vile and offensive person blah blah blah"
1 email can represent the thoughts of hundreds of customers, Despite the Bioware teams blatant agenda, EA is entirely motivated for money, if they think that this fat anti white prick is going to cost them, they will force Bioware to fire him.
Does it really matter if Heir has racist political views and is a fatty fat fat fatty? He's a gameplay designer. If he can do that, whatever. It's not like he's writing anything.
>>159890319
No, it doesn't really matter. But at the same time, I know that if a gameplay designer at bioware was saying that black people are all niggers and should hang, they would get fired immediately.
So why not fuck his career, they'd do it to a white person, why not him.
Fuck it, I'll write them an email for the bantz and see what they say
probably "we take customer satisfaction very seriously" in 12 different ways
>>159890319
we're the racists here, we decide what's important!
besides, his views probably ruin the game
What do you think lads, is it beta leftist enough?
Any other passive SJW shit I can add?
>>159891532
Cool name bro, but it places your mail at risk of being (perhaps correctly) classified as an inconsequential prank.
>>159891532
Change the name faggot, are you 12?
>>159891643
Naa I'm going to put a legit name, that was just there as a placeholder and to get me some (you)'s
>>159891717
Well played sir. Have some additional ones as a gesture of respect.
>>159891532
>>159891532
changed the address to [email protected], that one in the picture is for Bioware store.
Also added "by purchasing your products" in the bit about supporting bioware as a company,
changed the name to a legit one and sent.
Let's see what bullshit excuse they get back to me with, if they even bother.
>>159891532
>>159892121
not enough genders.
also don't write to bioware, write to EA.
God, the facial animations in The Witcher 3 are so good. You can really see when Geralt is angry, feeling uneasy, and so on.
There are some moments like that in Mass Effect. Like when Adams is explaining how the Tantalus drive works. Look away, off to the side, moving his head very realistically, and so on, and the cutscene right when Thane's killed Nasana. The way Shepard follows him with his eyes, then looks down at the body.
I really hope they put more work into small things like that, it looks a lot better, and more natural.
>>159887454
It looks alright. I've never played games like that, though. Baldur's Gate, Icewind Dale, Pillars of Eternity, etc.
>>159887454
>tfw read that as "tranny"
4chan has corrupted me
>>159893095
didn't they create 90% of that by an automated algorithm or something?
http://www.pcgamer.com/most-of-the-witcher-3s-dialogue-scenes-was-animated-by-an-algorithm/
oh, yes. they did.
Got bored of /dag/?
>>159894776
what?
>>159895150
>Legion in BMW M3
the only reason you need to justify the quarian genocide.
300 years in the future and the overlord AI chooses the pinnacle of engineering of all human history.
>>159896229
>hughmons
>tfw u wil never b hughmon
keel me pleez
>>159897390
Do it yourself you fucking roleplaying autist, this isn't Deviantart
>>159898161
>>159898161
>roleplaying
Hey, BTs are allowed here, too.
>>159900509
yesh fello hughmon. all BT welcum
>>159900509
You fucking idiots are ruining /meg/ with your cancerous roleplaying as aliens bullshit go fuck yourself.
>>159900759
Yuh mat brah?
>>159900759
it looks like you are new here because you don't know about classic /meg/ lore and jokes. kindly get up to date or fuck off and die. there is always /r/masseffect if you don't like it here.
>>159901591
>classic /meg/
There's nothing classic about this shit, it's devoid of useful content, like you're devoid of a brain because you're a retarded twat go fuck yourself and stop ruining these threads, there isn't a single general here which isn't populated entirely by autists and retards.
>>159906167
>t. autistic talicancer
Jeez, you even get your anal sphincter irritated without anyone mentioning Liara.
When do you finally leave to your containment site? You clearly dont like it here.
>>159907250
I didn't mention either of them you paranoid twat.
>When do you finally leave to your containment site? You clearly dont like it here.
I want to see it improve, it has potential, you are preventing it from fulfilling that potential
I like the undersuit in Star Citizen, it looks like very light armour from Mass Effect. Like if you removed all the hard plates from the armour in Andromeda, which would look very cool.
I don't think they will, but I do really hope they'll bring back light to heavy armour. It would add some nice costumization options, but also make it feel more like an RPG by not only giving the player more options in the "loadout", if you want to call it that, but also by having it impact the game in various ways. That's something the armour in the sequels lacked. Aside from having some slight bonuses per part, as far as I'm aware, the armour rating or incoming damage didn't change.
They obviously won't change the gameplay to be more similar to the first game, but they could add things like that to, again, make it feel more like an RPG, and less like a third-person shooter with abilities.
>>159908298
Get lost kid
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2016/11/10/meet-your-mass-effect-squadmates-liam-and-peebee.aspx
Liam and PeeBee sound pretty fucking lame.
But here's about 30 minutes of discussion about MEA gameplay. I haven't listened to it yet.
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/podcasts/archive/2016/11/10/gi-show-mass-effect-andromeda-impressions-blizzcon-nes-classic.aspx
Even when there's stuff to discuss /meg/ is deder than ded
Daily reminder that /dag/ is better than this shithole despite being long dead.
>>159908524
how's star citizen coming along? still a money drain on backers with nothing to show for? do they have a release date before 2035 yet?
>>159915287
whatever you say
>>159912047
>“Her mind goes quickly as does her mouth,” Walters says laughing. “It’s hard keeping up with her.” In fact when she meets you, she just goes up and tackles Ryder.
So we've already fully confirmed that the characters are going to be shit. At least the gameplay looks fun.
And fuck, they're seriously spelling it "PeeBee".
>>159906167
You're honestly ruining this thread more than autistic roleplayers.
Nothing is worse and kills thread faster than people who derail by bitching about shit you're not going to change.
>>159912047
>“PeeBee will buck the norm at any given time. She’s not about rules or culture or anything like that."
LEL SO RANDOM: the squadmate.
>>159916678
>stupid as fuck lone wolf with no respect for authority
why couldn't they just make her crazy in the, like, 'obsessed with beating the shit out of stuff' way or something instead, give her a krogan dad
>>159916678
what were they thinking?
Please tell me they're not actually serious about her name being PeeBee.
Bioware has the very difficult task of creating a new cast of squadmates that are just as beloved as the originals, and the first squadmate they announce is someone who sounds a lot like Sera, and her fucking name is PeeBee? Do you seriously want your players to think of pee everytime they see this character?
Wtf are they thinking?
>>159919081
>>159916678
>>159916878
The Asari sent PeeBee over as a joke/to get her out of their tendrils.
>>159919687
and so we as the players are stuck with them? what a brilliant, 4th wall breaking idea
>>159919925
What if there is a way for the crew to die like in ME2? I would be torn between my completionist gaming philosophy and my desire to get rid of this nuisance. God help PeeBee if she gets in a "Kaiden or Ashley" situation.
>>159920076
yeah they did that mistake already. that's why there was literally no interaction with the Virmire survivor in ME2 because they would have had to voice him and generally put time into developing a character that might be dead already and the same to every single ME2 crew member that wasn't in ME1 already which was able to die in the suicide mission.
it's EA. when it comes to saving money, they learn from their mistakes and that definitely was one and I can actually understand it.
also
>Kaiden
get your shit together
>>159920304
He has never made it past Vermire in any of my playthroughs, so I almost called him "Space Carth".
>>159920404
he is the more useful squadmate
>>159920541
He's not Liara or Garris/Tali, so who cares?
Right has anyone seen a Turian on the released material yet? I've seen Krogan, Asari, Salarian, and human but there's only 4 arks so I'm worried they've axed them
>PeeBee
>Face looking like she has an extra chromossome
>Equally retarded name to match
>mfw all I wanted was Liara 2.0 or fuckable Samara
>>159921720
Either that or they modeled her face after a mid 50's black lesbian
Stop watching porn
>>159921720
I can't get over how fucking weird and awkward Jacob's dialogue scene back at the citadel is after you do that mission. Is it supposed to be intentionally weird?
>>159921720
>Face looking like she has an extra chromossome
it's probably another inclusion scheme
>look, we, EA, have included the first downs syndrome character in a computer game. now praise us and buy our games!
How the fuck do I use this guy?
>>159912047
>http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2016/11/10/meet-your-mass-effect-squadmates-liam-and-peebee.aspx
The space-alistair sounds okay. Maybe he'll even be less egocentric than regular-alistair, since they mentioned "dire decisions"
Where did that Asari come from if not from pathfinder though?
I'm not too concerned about personality, there were plenty of asari like that in vanilla game - among the "enemies everywhere". She'll just be a regular asari teenager instead of a shut-in nerd like Liara was.
>>159929621
>there were plenty of asari like that in vanilla game
but they weren't forced upon you as quirky squadmate. yes, you can probably drop her but you are most likely forced to recruit her first and "dropping" here means you won't talk to her any more instead of flat-out dropping her off your ship. and it probably also means a lot of the developing plot will be lost on you because you didn't go the railroad plot way bioware wanted you to go, which includes having her around and talking to her.
>>159922103
NEVER
wew
why so dead?
I still feel bad for illusive man i wish we could work together in me3
>>159872623
I have been in love with Eva Coré for a couple of years now.
Massively underutilised character.
>>159938940
Maybe there's a backup for the body EDI took laying somewhere. And as cerberus became less about infiltration and more about outright warfare she finds herself in a combat role. After a time without the mindwipes and mission specific reprogramming she starts thinking for herself?
>>159935184
I can't believe trump won. Then again Hillary isn't much better either.
>>159937517
>feel bad for illusive man
Why?
>>159939226
because illusive man is muh hero not anderson.
>>159939506
Tell me one thing he did RIGHT
>>159939650
lazarus project
>>159939650
asari twins
>>159939650
bringing back the shepard
>>159939650
Staci and Stephi Strong
>>159939892
thought it was human twins? anyway the matriarch
Doctor Lexi is an Asari who will look after you in Andromeda.if you know what I mean
>>159830983
SAUCE PLEASE
>>159941520
Nolasbigbutt, but he's removed his account and stuff from Deviant Art.
>add faggots and whores from Overmeme
That's a man that likes dick.
>>159941352medically necessary?and unnecessaryPIs
>>159941832
don't they have like completely different motivation for fighting, too?
>>159942205
I only played the first hour of the game but she was very motherly
Anyone else lost all interest for MEA after the recent infodump?
I cant for the love of god find no motivation to even read all the articles.
Its like the worst fears coming true.
Sad!
>>159941732
>Eva presenting
>that sulty look
L-l*wd.
She's so pretty. Has she always had freckles?
>>159941732
>>159943662
I had thought only the lone beauty mark, not freckles.
>>159943662
I gave her some because I thought maybe she'd look like that with less makeup on?
>>159810965
Pretty good math mate. I've always wondered why each Reaper (Sovereign class mainly, but all of them look alike imo) looked the same if it's supposed to be the dominant species of a cycle getting harvested. Like, is the proto-human Reaper we see in ME2 just a core that goes into outer protective armor that always looks like a cuddlefish, or does the harvesting process create the same result each time?
>>159944130
And I'm pretty sure she's got the biggest breasts in the game.
>>159938940
>Massively underutilised character.
What character? She didn't say or do anything for you to become obsessed over. You just like her Kardashian body, fucko.
>>159944846
Biggest butt, too.
>>159941732
Sure.
I love how she looks.
>tfw no shapeshifting super-advanced sapient robo waifu.
>>159942205
Lewd.
All PIs are necessary, and undertaken with the highest regard for doctor/patient trust and respect.
>>159944846
Oh baby.
Shitsquad so far
>Liam the nu-male faggot
>Drack the krogan fuck
>Peebee aka Sera 2.0
>Cora the whore
And two left to go. I could not give less of a fuck, this is worse than DA:I and ME3's squads put together. Unless we get a BT or quarian fuccboi I won't even bother to pirate.
>>159816517
Every squadmate in ME2 has Daddy issues EXCEPT Jack, Mordin, and Garrus. Like >>159825537 said, Jack has trust issues because she's been alone and on the run for so long that she's turned bitter and cynical.
>>159806276
Is Mass Effect 2 supposed to be dark as fuck? I mean some surfaces are pitch black.
And does the voice-acting sound "metallic" and sibilant or is it just my speakers?
>>159945349
So called "Peebee" is dead to me from the trailer. In pulling this move, she exposed her aurat, the part of her body no good Muslim woman should reveal. She is no longer pure.
>>159945349
I know that feel. With a BT and Zaeed 2.0 voiced by Clint Eastwood I'd bother to pirate though.
>>159945456
>Garrus
>no daddy issues
Dude wat?
Garrus, Tali, Jacob and Miranda are daddyissues the person.
>Female Ryder is unironically still the qtest character revealed in Andromeda
How did they fuck up so bad
>>159945349
They do sound pretty uninspired. Liam I can see as a new Jacob and Cora as simply reskinned Miranda, Drack is probably like Grunt. They will probably put in one of the new aliens and he will exactly be like Javik.
I bet Walters is behind this. He has no imagination whatsoever. Can anyone name a compelling new character that appeared in ME3 or the ten issue comic series? There are none. Even ME2's cast of walking cliches were at least visually interesting, and some like Jack had surprising depth
>>159945926
>Can anyone name a compelling new character that appeared in ME3
Kai Leng
>>159944226
Looks great.
>>159944846
Hot damn!
>>159945456
>Zaeed
>Kasumi
>Thane
>Samara
>daddy issues
And Garrus does have daddy issues, he's constantly complaining about his father
>>159945735
I meant it more as, his loyalty mission didn't resolve around a conflict with a parent or trying to prove himself because of familial insecurities. From ME1 he discusses his disagreements with his dad about Spectres vs C-Sec career but I never felt it was stunting his emotional growth or causing a huge rift you have to go repair for/with him.
>>159945739
it was their aim all along to pander to their very huge and important SJW tumblrcore audience.
>>159946654
I wasn't counting DLC characters, but you are correct in that regard. Thane and Samara don't have Daddy issues themselves, but they are the source of them for their children, and enlist your help in resolving that. I guess my original comment could have stated that "family problems-particularly those regarding fathers-are a recurring issue for your ME2 squadmates when trying to gain their loyalty".
>>159945349
I can't believe they named her Peebee. That instantly tells us what kind of character she'll be. And it doesn't fit in with established asari naming conventions.
JUST FUCK MY GAME UP SENPAI
>>159947432
PART 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>>159947432
I hope we get a virmire style choice where she can die.
I don't think it'll happen, but I wish it would.
>>159947563
Oh wow. It's really hard to make something like that look good and natural, and they definitely didn't do it.
>>159947595
That's not nice of you Fred. Imagine if it was Tali there.
She can't help she was born retarded.
>>159948760
I'm sorry.
Peebee deserves better, a quirky girl like her should be accepted, cherished even. Like Sera. She's special, and it's important we cater to the less-privileged members of society.
I'm sorry for my transgression. I will now go and check my privilege with a sharp implement.
>>159949145
>a quirky girl like her should be accepted, cherished even. Like Sera
>>159949221
Do you oppose the inclusion of semi-moron, full-retard characters?
Don't you think everyone should be represented!
T R I G G E R E D
>>159949145
Good man. F!patrol has been recalled.
Seriously though, the hate is wasted on that character.
>>159949474
I can agree with that I guess.
It's not like Bioware hasn't made lel-so-quirky characters before.
>that trailer
WOW THAT DOESN'T LOOK GENERIC AT ALL WELL DONE BIOWARE 100% FRESHLY SQUEEZED
Miranda giving futa Liara a footjob from behind.
>http://66.media.tumblr.com/e08aa2093c1a5f11f407c6a9eaff3905/tumblr_ogg3y2xSd01tee4xko1_1280.jpg
>>159951164
>>159947432
>>159947563
I thought they did mocap for this game? Why are the animations still choppy and unnatural looking?
>>159952776
fat bitches can't run like regular people
>>159806276
I hate to ask but is game stop the only one with pre-order bonuses for the armor and weapons?
Boys?
>>159953127
origin i think
>>159955867
Well I saw it on PSN for the same bonuses too now. So it's probably universal. It's just that I'm a Prime member so amazon has the cheapest deal.
>>159878639
I left a comment yesterday and this is was the channel's response just a bit ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5Jc6KmwzlQ
>>159957042
You made a retarded comment and should be ashamed of yourself
>>159957406
Eh I thought it was funny.
Tali's face from recent video for those who care.
My inner Tali-mancer doesn't know what to make of it.
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2016/11/11/revealing-biowares-new-vision-for-mass-effect-andromeda.aspx
>>159957738
Just some fanart
>>159957738
>THAT'S WHAT THEY'VE BEEN RAVING ABOUT ALL THESE YEARS
>THAT'S FUCKING THING IS THE REASON WHY JACK ISN'T A SQUAD MEMBER IN ME3
>>159825482
She looks good.
>>159926070
Not Zaeed with a helmet.png
>>159929738
Just do what I plan to do; not play the game and pretend it never happened.
>>159957738
the more he spoke the more i was like
"that's a load of shit and you know it"
>>159957738
I prefer this depiction of her.
>>159941352
>Doctor Lexi
Sounds like a real Belle.
>>159943169
Not the only on there, buckaroo.
>>159944846
No personality whatsoever. Still prefer Samara, Miranda and Jack.
>>159959159
Nah
>>159945349
Didn't care enough to read, but it does sound terrible.
>>159959159
Not that I approve what they actually did but WHY? Just look at....that
>>159945606
>voiced by Clint Eastwood
Wait, what?
>>159947432
>>159947563
This is how I run at 3 am, when trying to get home and outrun the Taco-shits.
>>159959346
That's pretty good too.
Although looking at the size of Tali's helmet ingame she's either got a very small head, or it's awfully snug in there.
>>159959402
It's a variation of the original concept. Seen here.
>>159957738
>>159959159
>>159959346
Horrible, especially the first one, they make the lazy stock photo look good.
I would fuck PeeBee, her tummy and the rest of her body as well is hot tbqh.
>>159959159
Soooo, a qt Asajj Ventress?
>>159959761
same
>>159957738
>I think it's safe to say the ending didn't go the way we wanted
But I thought the people complaining about the ending was just a "vocal minority"? Isn't that how you fucks played it out? Especially after you caved into that "vocal minority" with the Extended Cut? How much hypocrisy ...no, fuck it. I give up. Can't even deal with the rest of that video.
>>159960028
Pretty much.
What went wrong with Mass Effect 3?
Hard mode:Don't mention the ending
>>159961325-KL
>>159961325
It felt like an action movie I was participating in than an action RPG video game I was playing. Plus, the option for all major decisions to be made automatically was dumb as shit. I didn't play the Arrival DLC from ME2 or follow any of the cinematic stuff in between 2 and 3 so I was confused by the start of the game. How did Shepard get back to Earth, why was he grounded and for how long, who are these new crew guys and why should I care? The game did a decent job of explaining when you gather old squadmates but it felt too abrupt for me to feel immersed. Weapons and customization were better than ME2 (since it didn't exist at all there) but not as good as original.
>>159959346MING THE MERCILESS
interesting, just got a "you are banned" warning from 2014.
>>159961325
Most of it.
>>159959451
what's hard to understand about it? a character that's basically Zaeed 2.0 in behavior and voiced by Clint Eastwood. then I would actually care enough about the game to pirate it.
>>159961325
>What went wrong with Mass Effect 3?
Mac Walters and his Cerberus boner, as well as generally poor plotting for the Reaper threat.
I actually thought that the first half (bar the utterly awful prologue- so basically Mars to the end of Rannoch) was great. As was most of the stuff having little to do with the story, like character interactions and gameplay.
>>159962679
Oh. I hadn't read the article and for a while I thought the character was actually voice by Clint Eastwood.
Would be nice to get Dirty Harry as a character in the games.
>>159963069
Dirty Harry is busy getting banned from twitter because he posted pro-trump memes
>>159961325
-cerberus seemed like the main enemy force
-adding the kungfu chinaman with plot armour for no fucking reason
-reaper threat and battles against them were poorly made and presented(that's rather a personal opinion)
-felt like an action movie with dumbed down choices
I waited 3 days to see the N7 day trailer and read the hype. I'm not disappointed. Excited, rather.
>>159965921
w-what?
>-2 degrees celsius
>mid-November
Something's not right. The code is off.
>>159966389
He said he's not disappointed, he's excited.
>>159966490
>freezing rain
>intercity trains are cancelled in the morning
>enormous traffic jams
such a life in russia
>>159961325
Cerberus was way too major an enemy way too early, given their role in the last game. I think as word of Shepard's actions in the last game got out they should've tried to push themselves as a friendly force at first, with Shepard and pals slowly realising their real goals.
That would've required some missions to happen in a different order. I would've reworked Thessia to happen earlier, not just as it falls to Reapers: introduce Kai Leng, but as a complete mystery at this point, no ties to Cerberus. Same with Eva Core; no Cerberus markings, make it seem like a new kind of Reaper infiltration unit. She still bodys Ash/Kaidan, still gets put down, still becomes EDI's new body.
Sanctuary happens earlier, probably immediately before the Citadel siege. You still aren't quite sure Cerberus are full on heels yet; you've done the odd skirmish mission against them, which are dismissed as splinter cells going rogue. This becomes the big reveal that Cerberus are bad guys; you do the mic thing here instead of Mars and find out Cerberus troops are effectively husks, you find out Kai Leng is a Cerberus goon as well, save Miranda, etc. This leads straight into the Citadel siege.
Citadel siege happens later in the game. They don't successfully capture the Citadel (yet), but at least two Councillors die. Set it up so your Par/Ren reactions determine which ones get it: Udina doesn't turn traitor, that was kinda bullshit. Hell, if he dies, give him a proper badass moment somehow, redeem him a bit. This becomes Kai Leng's big shit talking moment.
>>159928313
kek
So the humans, the asari, the salarians and the turians all have their own arc, each able to hold enough of a population to seed whole worlds anew?Andromeda galaxy confirmed for even faster bluewash
>>159970541
fucking blue niggers
>>159970623
Anon, you are the nigger.
>>159970685
Anyone picking up ME:A just for the multiplayer?
Reminder that your waifu is a stock photo
>>159971556
this just bought the good goy version. Everyone else should buy it as wel™l
>>159971556
Hell yeah. I'm going to get thePS4 version though
>>159959159
yeah and me.
she's so much more interesting than ''oh look at me mwah mwah look at my hair'' fucking stockphoto 'tali'
>looking forward to Andromeda
ISHYGDDT
>>159972851
>using the default face made in the third game of a trilogy
anon...anon please...
>>159973859
whats wrong with it?
>>159973989
>romancing liara with such a creature.
>allowing liara to touch such a creature with her own hands
anon you're off the rails.
>>159973989
>>159974134
I really dont get what your problem is.
>Bioware said some of the lesser known aliens (Vorcha, Batarian) may not be in the game
>>159974361
>>159974381
was there any info if they scrubbed the quarians aswell?
didnt hear any info about them yet
>>159974361
i know we love eachother anon but we may have to consciously uncouple
>tfw default3shep winks at you while touching liara
i throw my hands up. and my food.
>>159974381
fuck vorcha
>>159974582
>still hating on femshep with PeeBee confirmed
yes, you need to fuck off
PEEBEE POOBOO
>>159974765
>thinking i hate femshep
femshep is my canon, bitch.
that fucking me3sadfuckredhead is not femshep.
Gameinformer will be showing off a new race on Monday/Tuesday
>>159974873
>femshep is my canon, bitch.
>>159974873
>getting this assmad about a changeable facemodel
topkek
+70% of all artwork is with ME3 Femshep, not my problem if she triggers you so much
get yourself checked maybe?
>>159975071
she's based
>ughugh muh shaved head space marine
lick me
>>159975081
>not my problem if she triggers you so much
what?
>get yourself checked maybe?
im not the one posting the 3shepmonsterfem
Did you want the perfect ending?
>>159975202
>she's based
>>159975257
fits definitly better in ME storytelling than playing this full beta sheploo
>>159975498
>fits definitly better in ME storytelling than playing this full beta sheploo
>>159975220
>conflating a saccharin-sweet happy ending with a perfect ending
Worst fanbase for the worst franchise.
>>159975559
>posting in a general which games you never played
wut?
>>159975737
played all 3 thrice
femshep=shitshep
>>159975819
I guess its a good "roleplaying" expierience for you if you can identify with this full beta cuck of a protagonist
>>159975819
>>159975559
>>159975257
how can one anon be so unbased?
>>159976016
>check out these dank maymays!
>am i a 4chan yet?
>>159976521
>being this unbased
anon
>>159976521
>its a meme if its true
you tried
>>159976521
>maymays!!!
>>159976390
how can one anon be such a faggot?
>>159974765
>"still hating on femshep with PeeBee confirmed"
>"hey guys Hitler was pretty bad so that means you can't dislike Albert Fish right?"
fuck off autist.
>>159977438
with all kindness, please lick my cunt. and dry your precious eyes from all the juice that's making you cry like a bitch.
>>159975220
I totally would've been in favor of an unambiguously happy ending. Edgelords need to fuck off, an ending isn't "better" just because it's bleak and unsatisfying.
>>159945739
The first ME trailers were also no gameplay, and the closest they had to eye candy was friggin Ashley. Give them a chance.
>>159977798
>Give them a chance.
we're many games past 'giving them a chance' be real.
>>159977764
>>159977798
>The first ME trailers were also no gameplay
But those came like 2 years before release. MEA is supposed to release in less than 5 months. The closest we've come to actual gameplay is just a guy wandering through a linear area.
>>159945349
>>Peebee aka Sera 2.0
Who's Peebee and who's Sera?
>>159978869
>Peebee
the Asari from the trailers
>Sera
a horrible abomination
what is going to be the most popular system for andromeda? and is me3 multiplayer dead ona ll systems?
>>159979372
PS4. Most populated console and Mass Effect is a normie game.
>>159977572
>Hitler was pretty bad
>>159979372
probably xbox.
i'm getting it for ps4 but xbox360 was cheaper at the time. it depends.
>>159979450
>i can't read a whole sentence
get your shit together joker
>>159979545
>probably xbox
Hasn't the PS4 outsold the XBone by 2 to 1? Seems like the PS4 having a larger MP pool is an inevitability.
>>159979930
>Hasn't the PS4 outsold the XBone by 2 to 1?
i hope so considering that bullshit cant lend games between systems bnullshit they tried to pull.
>>159945349
Yeah Sera was horrible, characters that buck normal societal trends and rebel against the establishment annoy me so much, especially when they're all sweary and in your face about it
>>159980302
>the actual character doesn't matter, just the stupid broad strokes i give credence to
Nice try, fagnut.
is there any info on an AI type character yet?
>>159981461
No, just PB&J, the boring human guy, a blonde human gal, and a Krogan called Drack.
they should have gone all.out tumblr pandering and make her absolutely, irredeemably ugly.like femshep
>>159984767
Have you not seen Sera?
>>159986083
I try to ignore that this thing exists.
>>159986083
>>159987909
The only difference between her and Jack is that Jack is pretty.
>>159987989
Except that's demonstrably wrong, you fucking idiot. Jack was a damaged person, literally scarred by her experiences, wearing toughness like armor to protect herself from a cruel world. Sera was just a stupid person with a chip on her shoulder.
>>159961325
Giving Mac the lead.
Things already went wrong with Arrival. By giving the universe no time to prepare Mac was setting the stage for the Diablo Ex Machina ending.
Instead of Humans (thanks to the Protheans) having the best preparation ever it's just another cycle and they supposedly can't possibly win conventionally. Moving the story away from the intended TTGL ending towards Deus Ex.
>>159987989
I've gotten into actual fights for lesser bullshit than what you just said.
>>159992684
Bald jack is uggo but ponytail jack is 10/10
>>159995607
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH I'LL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND THAT MANGY RAT YOU CALL A DOG!
>>159971556
I'm getting thefuck outversion.
>>159978869
Simply put, Sera is the best thing to ever come out of the Dragon Age franchise. Pic related.
>>159998686
>Simply put, Sera is the best thing to ever come out of the Dragon Age franchise. Pic related.
>>159998797
I was being sarcastic.
>>159987989
And that Sera is a lol so randumb retarded carpet muncher, while Jack is a hard ass with a soft interior that like superior DICK.
>>159996271
Bald jack is so gross
Like you literally have to rescue her from a prison/insane asylum
Ponytail Jack is qt who swears at her students
>>159916678
this game is gonna fucking suck isn't it.
>>160000090
>Bald jack is so gross
nice digits
also bald Jack is qt and I love her just as much as ponytail Jack
>>160000337
Where the hell does she keep all her makeup?
>>160000404
SHES NOT PERFECT ANON! SHE MAY BE BEAUTIFUL BUT SHE NEEDED SOMEONE TO LOVE HER SO SHE'D FEEL BEAUTIFUL! THAT'S WHY SHE WORE SO MUCH MAKE UP.
on a lighter note. the fuck is up with our digits? I've never gotten shit like that. kinda wish i was somewhere where people cared about it.
>>160000650
Huh. Never thought it like that. This game is deeper than I thought.
>>160000337
You know bald Jack is kinda of qt
Not ad qt as haired Jack
I just want Jack to be happy :(
>>160002274
>I just want Jack to be happy
I do to, anon. I do to.
>>160002274
And then comes the realization that, even though her kids bring great joy to her life, she will not be happy without Shepard next to her. So Destroy with the Breathe ending is the only acceptable choice.
I'm so jaded about mass effect andromeda.
I haven't bought a Bioware game since ME3 and I feel like I'm going to buy andromeda solely because it's ME but I also am completely aware of how atrocious the bioware writing team has become.
I just don't know anymore.
Remind me what the designated mass effect 1 make-less-ugly patch is?
I stopped my playthrough partway through because I-Can't-Remember and now I think it got disabled because the game looks hideous again.
http://img10.deviantart.net/f44d/i/2016/316/2/9/t_soni_mass_effect_by_shaman94-dao7z11.jpg
>>160003108
Love blue titties
>>160002857
Having played DAI I can tell you bioware has gotten a lot worse since ME3.
>>160002857
At least wait for it to hit the sales bin.
>>160003252
I unironically enjoyed DA:I desu
Although I have to say that /lgbt/ pandering was annoying.
And I am incredulous and scared that there are people who openly admire qunari way of life after what the bull very explicitly described practices of their thought police.
>>160002869
MEUITM
>>159961325
I wish it would have given you choice over the order in which you dealt with the different species and made the game react to your choices
It feels as though killing your squadmates is the only trick bioware can pull off to try and make you feel bad
>>160007561
>naming a corvette after oneself
like the general sentiment though.
>wake up
>no female turian love interest confirmed
>go back to sleep
>>160009485
makes the game just a tack better already.
>>160011820
That looks like shit. Yeesh.
>>160011820
man, that's bad
Mixed my personal Commander Shepard model from Mass Effect with a soldier model from the newly released Battlefield 1 game.
>>160015937
are you quoting from deviantart or is that you?
>>160016648
From DA, I don't make anything.
>>160016938
>I don't make anything.
shame, really
>>160015937
>potential to make the greatest world war 1 game with new gameplay focused on rwealistic warfare from the time
>releases another generic dudebro shooter where people run around with mgs
my hate for EA cant be put into existing words
That faggot Gaider isn't working on Andromeda is he? If he is then this game is destined to be SJW trash.
>>160018963
What? No. He left ages ago. He's now working in Beamdog or whaver-something-dog that made BG remakes.
>>160018963
It'll still end up as SJW trash.
>>160019091
Did he work on siege of dragonspear or was that out before he went there?
>>160020031
He joined Beamdog earlier this year, so anything that's already come out had very little to do with Gaider.
>>160018963
and what a terrible terrible person he is
>>160022680
I don't know if he's a terrible person, but he always came across like a whiny bitch, complaining about the behavior in the fanbase that he encouraged with his writing and attitude.
>>160025184
It's not wrong
>>160025719
it makes no sense if you aren't a grill though, who'd fuck you?
>>160026219
who says I'm not a grill?
>>160025184
>>160026475
giving women rights was the biggest mistake in the history
>>160026783
why do you feel that way anon?
>>160026475
>>160026939
women end civilizations if they are given power.
women are on the same mental level as children.
>>160027216
wanting to take dick from various different mass effect races is going to end civilization?
>>160027357
>women whore around with aliens instead of continueing the human species
you have proven my point quite well
>>160027357
why, yes.
>>160027505
>>160027538
but humans are included? besides why do you need every woman to birth children when we face overopopulation anyways?
>>160027758
in the toilet countries
>>160027758
>implying I want to procreate with a skank that projects her twisted values on my offspring
also I thought we are talking about Mass Effect, but yes, women whoring around in the western countries instead of marrying in a stable relationship is the reason for the population decline of white people to the point where elites funnel millions on millions of foreigners into these countries.
>>160028008
what twisted values anon? the nuclear family concept is all well and good but shouldn't people have the right to not settle down with the first person they meet?
this is especially true in mass effect, or are you going to tell me you guys never talk about banging asari or quarians?
Take it to /pol/, ya rejects. They love this tired old maymay.
>>160027758
>when we face overopopulation anyways
We don't though. Only in the shit countries because we try too hard to keep everyone alive there instead of letting nature run its course and having the population fall back to a sustainable level.
Humanity in ME is not even close to overpopulated, with new colonies having more than enough space and need for more people who contribute.
>>160028214
that whoring around is ok and a path for women to "find" themselves and a fulfillment.
>you guys never talk about banging asari or quarians
when these asari and quarians have the values I expect of a woman then I have no choice.
>>160028258
calm down, we are clearly talking about the mass effect universe
go to reddit if you cant handle serious discussions
>>160028214
>shouldn't people have the right to not settle down with the first person they meet?
you mean when they're in their mid 30's and decide to settle for some pathetic frumpy fuck cause somehow the 130 men she fucked before didn't want them after they were passed around more than a basketball?
>>160028258
these niggas need waifus in they life.
>>160028634
>proceeds to post picture of the biggest skank in all of ME
oh wow, thats rich
>>160028735
I am going to rape your father while your mom watches
>>160028634
S-sorry! I swear this doesn't happen often!
>>160028479
I don't lose the values of a close and lasting family just because I want to sample and enjoy exotic dick.
>>160028496
why is everything one extreme or the other to you? when did I say I'd sleep with 130+ men before "finding the right one"? by this logic anyone who changes career through the course of their life is a bad person because they veer off the path they first set out on, makes no sense.
>>160028761
>that wierd ass looking cum
what, did she just fuck spider man or some shit?
>>160028859
>I don't lose the values
you didnt have values in the first place if thats your argument.
>>160028915
with that view on women I'd recommend Islam, its right up your alley
>>160028859
>when did I say I'd sleep with 130+ men before "finding the right one"
even one instance of casual sex without a meaningful relationship is too much
>a job is the same as a relationship
thats not how it works
>>160029101
why do you think europe is inviting islamic refugees into their countries?
why are the biggest supporters of this invasion women?
think about it
>>160029115
>even one instance of casual sex without a meaningful relationship is too much
he says, before proceeding to trigger every casual sex scene in the games possible
>thats not how it works
why? because it doesn't help your narrative? unfortunately not everything is tailored to suit your narrow view of how the world should function
>>160029221
>why are the biggest supporters of this invasion women?
sorry? most politicians in the EU (the people who made this happen) are men
>>160029574
>he says, before proceeding to trigger every casual sex scene in the games possible
I am always faithful to Liara
its sad that a fictional character has every trait I want in a women but in real life these examples have become so rare its considered great luck to find someone like this. really sad actually.
>why? because it doesn't help your narrative?
I dont have a moral responsibility to take shit from my boss if he is unreasonable. if the job sucks I chnage it.
this doesnt apply to a family where I have a moral obligation to ensure a friendly and faithful realtionship to my partner to ensure the best upbringing for my offspring.
>most politicians in the EU (the people who made this happen) are men
yeah, I see how people can mistake Merkel for man, but come on.
you mostly see women in refugee welcome events and mostly men in anti immigration protests.
>>160029902
>its sad that a fictional character has every trait I want in a women but in real life these examples have become so rare its considered great luck to find someone like this. really sad actually.
>he's so beta he can't mold a bitch to his liking.
'Sup /r9k/
>>160029902
>if the job sucks I chnage it.
and what if you end up with an abusive or otherwise bad partner? you stick with them regardless and suffer on a daily basis.. "just cuz"?
>you mostly see women in refugee welcome events and mostly men in anti immigration protests.
I'm not sure this entirely anecodtal evidence based completely on newspapers (who also push their own narratives) is a good argument for your case. Merkel is the exception, not the rule, no idea why you're acting as if all the leaders of Europe suddenly turned female because one of them exist and has become infamous due to her policies
>>160030030
>implying it is worth to mold damaged goods
>having this low of a standard
>calling someone beta without realising oneself is the biggest beta cuck
TopKeKeLeLe
Jesus fuck, I would rather /meg/ be dead.
>>160030269
blame the virgins who get triggered as soon as someone doesn't conform to their unrealistic social standards
>>160030237
>>implying it is worth to mold damaged goods
>he can only get damaged goods
>>160028634
>>160028761
>>160030185
>and what if you end up with an abusive or otherwise bad partner?
then you fucked up by finding a suitable partner.
>I'm not sure this entirely anecodtal evidence based completely on newspapers (who also push their own narratives)
yes, they push the narrative that immigration is good and women eat it up like the sheep they are not realizing that they are the first targets of these new arrivals. just look at europe ffs, it cant get any more obvious
>Merkel is the exception, not the rule
you have no idea how politics work, do you?
>>160030397
>being so retarded you dont uderstand the post but still reply
m8...
>>160030237
Don't lie to yourself. You're not alone because your standards are too high, you're alone because no one wants you.
>>160030526
I was the literal Chad in my older days who found the girl of his dreams.
But remember, there is always a better Chad around the corner and women are never satisfied with what they have.
Sure, talk big now, but it will happen to you too. count on it.
>>160030516
>>being so retarded you dont uderstand the post but still reply
>m8...
>this ass blasted
>>160030778
>trying this hard
>>160030861
>losing this hard
>>160030516
>then you fucked up by finding a suitable partner.
because its entirely possible to every single time judge a character and they would never ever lie about themselves in any capacity. What fucking planet do you live on?
>you have no idea how politics work, do you?
not even a rebuttal, just goes to show you can't counter my point and instead make a desperation ad hominem, if that's the level you want to bring this down to I'm done
>>160030953
>g-guys I won on an anonymous shitpost forum
>p-please notice me
you are a loser
>>160031158
>not being able to accept defeat
>>160031062
>because its entirely possible to every single time judge a character and they would never ever lie about themselves
like I said, hone your skills to find a suitable partner.
if you cant distinguish a dirtbag from an honest human you really do something wrong.
>ad hominem
In no point did I insult you. I just noticed from your post that you lack standard knowledge in this field and I wanted to clear this up in a simple question to see if its worth to start an argument in this field.
Did I hurt your fee-fees or why you get so defensive?
>>160031340
>being this insecure on the internet
>>160031552
>being a faggot on the internet
>>160031695
>grasping this desperate for insults
>>160031376
>he actually thinks he could hurt someone's feelings with his insane rethoric, broken english and ancient and outdated view of the social construct
>the same person genuinely thinks he could ever meet a girl who would be interested in this, let alone one that had never been with anyone prior to him and would love him unconditionally
>>160031775
>"grasping this desperate"
>trying to insult someone while using bad grammar
>>160028876
She wanted to feel sexy. So she had one of the maintenance bots spray her with spurts of lubricant.
>>160032157
>not getting the concept of cause and effect
>>160032235
>getting even more desperate
aww man, god, give these people some brain
>>160032293
>So she had one of the maintenance bots spray her with spurts of lubricant.
>>160032317
>completely strayed away from his original point
>thinks he won
Guys i think ive found my waifu
>>160032834
>still talking about winning and losing on the internet
>>160032954
not the best, not the worst.
>>160032954Literally an engineered transgender
>>160033031
>thinking it's about anything else
>>160033142
at least hes not a talifag
>>160033142
What does that mean? That she's got both a vagina and a dick? Where's the bulge in that case.Is her vagina above her cock, and is she constantly fucking herself to keep her dick from poking at her suit and revealing her secret?
>>160032954
>>160033382
yes
>>160033249
>measuring oneself by worthless accomplishments
Holy fucking hell just shut the fuck up already, you shitposting fucks. There's nothing funny being posted, at all. You're just two retards trying to out-retard each other on the internet.
>>160033456Lewd.
>>160033448
>>160032954
BLUE GIRL MASTER RACE
>>160033457
>not wanting to be the very best
>the best their ever was
>>160033581
im sorry im not attracted to lizards
>>160033675
must be gay then friend
>>160033675
Actually they're squids
>>160033581I cucked Liara with Jack
>>160033808
>Jack
damaged goods 10/10 would go on to cuck you
>>160033808
>Not with Miranda
That would hurt more
>>160033864
>would go on to cuck you
if you knew anything about romancing Jack you'd know that would never happen
>>160033980
>romancing a feminist
>>160034062
>not wanting the challenge of fucking the feminist out of her and turning her in to a cockslave
step up your game
>>160033382
>>160033456
>>160033551
>tfw Miranda will never give herself a creampie while you watch.
>>160034062
There's nothing that implies Jack is a feminist
>>160034197
>implying that when J*ck gives you that shit stain on your back you don't become her property
>>160034292
apart from her entire attire
>>160034408
That's not how they dress
>falling for the romance meme
plebs
Replaying the trilogy. I only ever keep Ashley alive past Virmire if I'm romancing her. Planning on Liara/Jack. So her or Kaiden? They're both useless in 3 but I haven't done the Citadel DLC with the VA yet and want to know who would carry over the most fun.
>>160035661
Id keep ash cause bewbs and her va is better
>>160035661
ashleigh is a bit more fun to have in citadel dlc
if i am making a file that i can import into me2, do i need a mass effect 1 save editor? does anyone know of a guide i'm stupid.
>>160035759
>>160035927
People say that but I love listening to Carth.
I'll take Ashley.
For the boobs
Plus I like her family redemption arc.
>>160036040
Why not start up ME2, get off the bed. Save the game, then edit everything in Gibbeds? The checks don't really start until you're off the station, unlike ME3 where Anderson brings up shit during the intro
>>160035661
Kill the racist cunt
>>160036792
She's speciesist
>>160036894
thats even worse
I want to fuck a krogan in ME:A
>>160032954
I mean, all the girls were pretty attractive other than Ash
http://i.imgur.com/s5kqyAZ.jpg
Will there ever be a bioware points sale? or update the Origin store to directly buy the DLCs with actual money?
Sure, this shit is old as fuck but still an issue.
>>160036971
Is it, why?
>>160037115
Why is Jack still wearing pants?
>>160037134
I fucking know I would just buy all the DLC for the PC if that shit was on sale considering I already have it on the 360.
>>160037115
Yes, yes. Plastic did a great job.
>>160037115
OCD should do a waifu flashing their goods list.
>>160037323
Absolutely.
http://i.imgur.com/Urrh1sy.jpg
>>159817658
That ass ain't purple enough
>>160038363
Now we're talking
>>160038363
>that face
>>160034229
>tfw Miranda will never give you a creampie
Why do people hate BUFF MCLIFTHUGE so much?
It seems to me that bioware wanted him to be a good character, but he's so boring.
>>160039926
>BUFF MCLIFTHUGE
who?
>>160040385
You're so loco
>>160040385
>he doesn't know who STRONG MCMUSCLES is
it'sjames
>>159814103
>>159815117
>>159815383
Why the fuck did they need to bench Jack for Tali?
Also why didn't they just make everyone temporary squad mates like they did with Tali?
IE, if they are alive you can use Wrex and Grunt for different parts of the Tuchanka Campaign.
Like the loyalty mission kind of things?
http://i.imgur.com/rhJHLkq.jpg
>>160040385
>doesn't know BEEF MCBIGARMS
>>160040519
oh. well personally i think it was cause it was too late to introduce a new character in the mix.
Javik was good cause he was interesting, but james was just a generic soldier boy who didn't fit in
>>160040631
>Why the fuck did they need to bench Jack for Tali?
I think the head writer was a talifag or something
http://i.imgur.com/dI13Sbn.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEGQtWO9J4w
>>160041701
is that by venomous sausage?
>>160039558
>tfw she'll never give you a prostate orgasm.
>>160043583
>Miranda will never milk your prostate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rtUvlR1pZE
>>160043676
Not available.
>>160043792
hows this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FOwQeiYd0U
>>160043864
That one works.Lewd.
>>160044683
>>160045275
fags
>>160045552
you don't seem to realize how uniformly ugly those arab women are
Can't someone just snipe Udina if he decides to chill on this balcony? Isn't he one of the most important people on the Citadel? Why would they let someone of his stature expose himself like this? Does the entire building have shields? Obviously weapons can be smuggled through security. A simple rifle and scope is all it takes. I guess the council really does look at humans as second-rate citizens.
>>160045893
>posting a photo of the screen
>playing as custom male Shepard
shiggy diggy
>>160045871
You really have no idea how bureaucracy works and what sort of output it can generate. And how this output is used.
>>160045893
Maybe they do have kinetic barriers on the balconies. I don't recall being able to jump over them, certainly not in embassies.
>>160046053
My fucking print screen button doesn't work with this game and I don't want to investigate why. I have neither the time nor the inclination.
>>160046680
a simple google search for Udinas office wouldve done the trick
no need to post a pic of your monitor and your ugly af shepard
>>160046680
it doesn't work for anyone. just use some other programme to take screenshots like all normal people do like MSI Afterburner or some such.
>>160047091
>batarians, quarians, krogans
>resources
>capable of any useful work
I bet you would even let vorcha on citadel
>>160047347
Don't tell me. Tell the businesses.
You think that citadel restaurants want to forego the money they get from not paying their illegal Batarian cooks minimum hourly credits?
>>160047620
Surely any savings gained from lower labour costs would be more than offset by bribes and/or fines to customs and potential damage to poisoned customers? It's one thing to have an unskilled mook, but another one entirely to have an illiterate one that's also a walking biochemical hazard.
>>160047620
if the cooks then dont wash their hands before cooking and the buisness looses customers because of it, it really wasnt such a smart buisnessman in the first place.
Since humans got a sit at the Council, they have taken over C-Sec, and crime rate has increased by 24% percent. Why do they even have a sit? Because they won a """battle""" against one ship? Turians had to win a fucking WAR against KROGANS for that privilege.
Humans are a fucking plague on the Citadel and no one wants to acknowledge it.
TAKE BACK YOUR STATION!
>>160047281
>Quarians and Krogan
>Not useful work
Put Krogan in manufacturing and Quarians canonically eat up the tech industry the same way americans think hispanics fill up their factories.
>>160047968
To be fair that ship was pretty big and was tearing Asari and Turian ships like wet paper.
>>160048101
There isn't going to be a wall. Unfortunately for the construction sector. It's all going to be finance freezes and the like. A "virtual wall"
>>160048101
>ofc its the assmand leftist SJW scum
we take over now, your time has come
>>160048369
>you
>you
>you
you realize you aren't talking with just one person right? and I actually supported your point, you just didn't realize that either.
>>160048941
>you dont solve a problem, you create a fuckton more
I used "you" in a general sense you dense faggot.
>tfw no tsundere turian gf
>>160048569
Good luck lad. I'm sure your logical and critical mind will be great asset in resolving the challenges mankind is facing.
>>160048413
Well he did promise some highways. It's past pre-election bullshitting stage so one can always hope...
>>160049137
>"Can you get that into your head?"
>not directed at one person
>>160049349
I am clearly more fit for it than you can ever be.
>>160049607
are you literally retarded?
>>160049651
No, you're all fucking retarded and should honestly shut up.
>>160049789
>this fucking damage control
USE THE FUCKING PLURAL THEN YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE SCUM! IT'S "CAN YOU NOT GET THAT INTO YOUR HEADS?" OR RATHER "CAN'T YOU GET THAT INTO YOUR HRADS?" IF YOU HAD ACTUALLY TALKED "IN GENERAL"
>>160050307
I don't recall ever seeing someone this upset by another person agreeing with them.
Getting your delusion challenged really rattled you didn't it?
Perhaps there is hope for you yet, you just need to master the skill of admitting mistake gracefully.
>>160050547
w-what?
>>160050307
>roleplaying as grammar nazi on a taiwanese tranny hookup site
>>160050762
Ah, my apologies. I got lost in the thread and mistakenly attributed your post to the other guy.
Please excuse the unseemly attack.
(although the caps lock really was uncalled for)
>>159919687
what a shitty fucking thread this has been
>>160052112
it's your fault
just popping in to say that I'm still assmad about the ending of ME3 and the fact that no one I like from the trilogy will appear in Andromeda.
>>160052474
n-no its' not
>>160052619
>just popping in to say that I'm still assmad about the ending of ME3
>and the fact that no one I like from the trilogy will appear in Andromeda.
that was clear right from the start, you just set yourself up for disappointment with that.
>>160052619
Let's be honest, given the ending(s) it's probably a GOOD thing that characters from original trilogy are forgotten and not referenced.
If they were, it would probably be in form of green holograms with circuit tattoos.
>>160053813That'd be funny just as Bioware shitting on that "Indoctrination theory" one last time.
>>160053813
putting the starting point of the andromeda expedition way before ME3 and ignoring all old characters was actually a good decision (the best decision would have been to let the series die, but whatever).
if they had brought back old characters or put it directly after ME3, they would have had to decide for one of the endings without making it an even more complicated and unworkable clusterfuck and that would have meant to fuck over people about their decisions yet again.
make destroy canon? synthesis and control fags feel fucked over.
synthesis ending is canon? destroy and control fags feel fucked over and so on.
>>160054432
Or they could man up and retcon entire "retake earth" sequence away.
Shepard recovers the 2d prothean, finds catalyst, uses the macguffin (results are up for debate) and everyone can go home.
>>160037323
>>160037734
Decided to do my own take on a list. I hope /meg/ likes it, tell me what you think!
>>160052664
I wonder if a scene like that with the waifus would have placated the fandom post ME3.
>>160054979
Miranda a qt.
>>160055256
>Diana
>>160054979
Too bad shit like this didn't happen in game. Cause she looks cute even with all the scars
>mfw I had the DLC just to fix Garrus's armor, give Tali an upgrade, and give Miranda armor. Actually I usually put Jack in her alt costume too
>>160055256
>I wonder if a scene like that with the waifus would have placated the fandom post ME3.
it'll all i ever wanted.
people say "happily ever after" is a cliche or that they don't like it anymore. but sometimes it's just what people want.
>>160056043
>it'll
it's
Well goodnight /meg/ I'm off to bed. Sleep well.
Man what the actual fuck is up with this design?
>>160058926
>aliens using human style weapons
oh god why i this bothering me just now? i mean, i see garrus or tali with rifles and don't even bat an eye
but aliens from a completely different galaxy somehow human shaped weapons just seems wrong to me.
>>159975220
I got the MEHEM mod and CEM mod and had my happy ending
>>160059260
Mass Effect has always operated on the "there's a reason most good races evolved in the two arm, two leg fashion"
What other shapes would they make their guns? Really, find a more comfortable shape. Something like this?
>>160059842
well idk what i expected, but i didn't expect Andromeda aliens to have rifles
maybe they should have had shooting weapons attached to their forearms.
>>160058926
Such boring aliens. Would have hoped they would have gone with something unique not rock-protheans
>>160060468
they look like a mix between protheans and collectors
except somewhere along their evolution minerals got infused into their dna or whatever they got.
should i?
>>160062554
haz lo que quieras
Implying i'm buying this shit after that fucking shambles ending where my boy shepard got cucked and didn't spend happily ever after fucking liara.
I'll pirate it.
>>160063193
same, don't even care if the crack takes 2 years to come out i'm not buying it
>>160063428
Meh if they bring back the GOAT multiplayer i might, ME3 mp was fun as shit and helped me get over the fucking bitter, sour, trashfuckassblack blue, green, red ending.
>>160063754
>>160063936
>>160064156
>>160055256
>skirmish with the massage oil smugglers
>>160064340
>>160064475
>>160064623
>>160064778
>>160064934
>>160063193
>>160063428
I literally only play 5 games though
Mario Baseball
Resident evil 4
XCOM series
Mass Effect series
Blood bowl
>>160065095
>>160065259
why not branch out into other series? Dragon Age? MGS? Fallout? Witcher?
>>160065095
>>160065686
>>160065842
>>160066025
>>160066170
>>160066305
The more I play and think about ME1-3, the less I like them. Honestly, they are all pretty shitty games. Andromeda looks like it could be alright though.
>>160067275
>Andromeda looks like it could be alright though.
c'mon now. if you like the original ME games less and less why do you think Andromeda will be any good?
did you play DAI?
>>160040631
>Why the fuck did they need to bench Jack for Tali?
Laziness.
>>160058926
Look at the skin. Look at the joints, where the rocky flesh meets the torso. These things are Reaper mutations, like the Collectors. That's why we're supposed to empathize with them.
>>160073028
Because literally no one cared about Jack.
>>160074721
>using literally instead of "i'm fucking retarded holy shit look how fucking retarded i am"
>>160075480
Kill yourself Liaradrone, you should've been aborted and flushed down the toilet like the piece of shit you are.
>>160075892
>Liaradrone
>talking about Jack
So you're LITERALLY retarded then? Good to know.
peebee
>>160074721
>Because literally no one cared about Jack.
>>160075892
>Kill yourself Liaradrone
I like Liara and Jack
Let me know when there is a quarian male you can fuck in the butt
>>160077469
You faggots are the reason this franchise is going down the drain with your disgusting fetish trash. If I so much as suspect a male quarian squad member I'm going to find where you live fuck your shit up
>>160078435
This series was only good for fetishism from ME2 onwards. Anyone who thinks otherwise, is deluded. This is not a series you should treat as a regular game. There are much better ones out there where it comes to gameplay, narrative etc.
Just regard the Mass Effect universe, as the expansive, well-developed backstory to an especially immersive porno, and you'll be a much happier person. Just like I will be when I push a quarian onto a table, pull his trousers off and slap his tiny pecker and balls around without consent
>>160063428
>>160063193
>>160062554
Just buy it goys, you want them to continue making mass effect games don't you?
>>160081783
>, you want them to continue making mass effect games don't you?
well they said Andromeda will not the the start of a new trilogy so....
>>160081926
which can mean anything really
>we're never making another mass effect game after this
>we're only making another once we see the potential success of andromeda and play it safe to use the funding from the first game to make another
>we're going to keep making the games but they'll be seperate installations in the series
>we're making more than just a trilogy
really not much to go on here
>>160082042
look i liked most of ME3 and i liked some of DAI but to fully enjoy those two i had to buy most of the DLC's for it.
Bioware games are getting worse and worse and having to spend money of bioware points to buy dlc which is worth less than what i payed for points for is bullshit
i recently pirated ME2 with all the dlc and i don't regret it.
I am not buying any more bioware games or dlc unless i find no other way to get them.
>>160082482
fair enough anon, I was only memeing earlier but personally I don't mind paying for the game. DLC however I will just pirate/not buy since I don't like how they never put it on sale
Would anyone be kind enough to list essential ME3 DLC?
Only played it once on release and never experienced any of the DLC, including the expanded ending.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/5cgh0d/gi_show_mass_effect_andromeda_impressions/d9wkxq6/
Honestly the "even after the sovereign attack the citadel doesn't buy the reapers thing" plot device seems really lazy, in retrospect.
They were oodles of ways it could've been proven over ME1.
one of the Asari doctors (Lexi) on the human Ark has ties to Liara, if you do a few side missions for her she eventually shows you a video log of Matriarch Liara with her children (by Shepard)
>>160083680
I thought the Andromeda crew were to have no idea of wtf was happening back in our galaxy?
>>160083545
Citadel, the multiplayer expansions.
>>160083675
Having now finished ME1 and having never really bothered with the series I have to say: it looks like the council does accept the reapers' existence. Do they really just go "nevermind lol" so they can make the plot more dangerous and apocalyptic?
>>160084603
If so, shame on them. That's incredibly lazy storytelling.
>>160084603
It's clear from a lot of angles the writing/plot of the series was thoroughly reworked and taken in a different direction after ME1
>>160084905
That sounds pretty frustrating for a numbered sequel tying directly into the first
>>160085139
yes
Salah satu dari digital painting untuk concept art Mass Effect yang merupakan tugas dari matakuliah saya dulu.
>>160055256
I like it. S'cute.
>>160055256
>dat Shiala
Saved.
>>160086927
Why can't I blow her up? Why? WHY?
>Mass Effect 3
>Omega DLC
>Cerberus villain puts up a barrier around the squad
>The edgy Squidlady tears a hole in it
>cutszene ends, screen is total black
>can still shoot and everything
>load from latest autosave which is exactly at the end of that cutscene
>fall through several floors, die
>load again
>fall through floors, die
FUCK MASS EFFECT
>>160088754
>edgy Squidlady
Who might that be?
>>160088754
das sum bioware quality right dere!
>>160088754
>>160083680
proof?
>>160083880
most likely wishful thinking by a crazy fan.
http://orig10.deviantart.net/b811/f/2016/313/c/3/chase_by_barbdbarb-danwqzd.jpg
>>160092173
Why did she only run? She could've Charged herself far, far away.
>>160083680
Bullshit, they left between ME and ME2 so they can't know or have anything of a Matriarch Liara
>>160083608
>The first impression according to GI is that Andromeda is very similar in general to Dragon Age Inquisition
Into the trash it goes
>>160092258
couldn't get a lock
There's a new pic of Clurbur in a hot bikini on her Instagram. Just so you know.
Best pizza toppings for hangover?
>>160094278
There are several I hadn't seen before,such as the one with the low cut blue dress.
>>160086562
InDOGnesial
>>160083545
i thunk Leviathan is great
>>160099417
>too dark
>noodle arms
>>160083545
1. Extended Cut DLC.
2. Citadel DLC.
3. Free multiplayer DLC.
>>160083545
>>160084548
>>160101928
Citadel is GARBAGE. It's just poorly written, schlocky fanservice designed to make people forget about how awful ME3 was.
>>160103173
>schlocky fanservice designed to make people forget about how awful ME3 was.
that's why you need it.
>>160094278
Literally who?
>>160103435
No, that's why you reject it for the garbage it is, you fucking infant.
>>160103173
>>160103573
>being this angry over a dead game
>>160103173
>schlocky fanservice designed to make people forget about how awful ME3 was.
There is literally nothing wrong with this.
>>160103573
>being mad over fan service
>in a thread discussing a years old game on a Cantonese orienteering symposium
>>160105908
>>160106302
>terrible writing designed to placate the stupidest segment of the playerbase after giving them terrible writing is great!
>>160106302
I saw some footage of Citadel and it did not seem so great
It seemed like Mac Walters desperately trying to be like "r-remember those meme moments in ME2? Comfy, right? P-please don't lynch me in my house..."
>>160107098
That's exactly what it is. ME3 was already constantly winking at the players with stupid references and memes, but Citadel is nothing but winking. It's really fucking stupid.
>>160081783
I think ill just buy the standard edition, im not interested in multiplayer, the informal outfit seems cool tho
>no link to new
Here's a thing with your favorite developer, Mac Walters.
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2016/11/11/revealing-biowares-new-vision-for-mass-effect-andromeda.aspx
I really hate how the interviewers never know shit about video games and never ask technical or indepth questions. I want to know how big the new uncharted worlds are and such.
anybody making a new thread?
>>160058926
>No non-humanoid aliens
Come on, the latex mask aliens were bad even back in ME1. Why is it so hard to make aliens that aren't exactly like humans?
>>160110297
Why don't you make one?
>>160110512
because my net is fucked and I can be happy to send out any messages at all, let alone uploading images to start a new thread.
>>160060326
if they've got hands or claws with digits evolved for manipulating, it makes sense their tools and technology for physical use would evolve along the same vein
>>160110394
Why are you assuming there is only one new alien race?
>>160110989
it just looks wrong to me.
>>160111037
fair enough
you expecting something more yuuzhan vong-ish?
>>160111135
not exactly but yeah kinda