/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Hey guys

What's your greatest secret

*farts*

>>159757024
No males pretty please!
Lets ask Yoshi to remove males from the game!

lala thighpussy

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Owo what's this?

>>159757156
Males are great fuck you.

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>>159757104
I hate everything

>>159757204
Sure sure.
But they can be great in a different MMO!

>>159757204
they're just trying to bait male characters into posting so they can masturbate

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If anyone's interested, Amber and I have an A9S learning party up in PF, under K.S.
Please look forward to it.

>>159757104
I'm secretly living a perfectly normal life despite playing this game and visiting this general.

>>159757176
*smels* OwO

>>159757104
I slept with 2 guys from CL once

>>159757279
I seriously do not like male characters and the people that play them.
This isn't a joke or baiting, I am seriously asking people not to post them.

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>>159757279
>>159757156
People would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

>>159757267
Or they can be great right here.

>>159757358
ippiki post

>>159757360
you are a lying whore

I don't like male characters but I masturbated on serveral images with them posted here

>>159757360
>being THIS autistic

>>159757428
No I am not.
>>159757387
Buuuuuut it would be better for everyone if they weren't in FFXIV.
How about we compromise and just send all males to FFXI so they can play that game and revitalize it?

>>159757421
Not Ippiki but you guys should stop being so mean to him, he's really nice desu

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>>159757360
Why not play scarlet blade or w/e that one all female game was called?
Males are here to stay

>>159757104
i feel like i am slowly going insane

>>159757358
At the same time?
>tfw you slept with people from CL before
>find disgust in yourself so you try to stop from going back
>can't help but continue to look sometimes, getting close to meeting up with someone again until you finally stop yourself
I fear soon it will happen, and I'll really regret it.

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>>159757536
SOME of us people with good taste enjoy male characters being posted thank you very much

>>159757553
ippiki post

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>>159757156
「ざわ‥」

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Obligatory catpost

>>159757553
He's very nice to me, but then I see him being mean to other people, and so I'm not troubled by all the shit he gets.

>all female game
>/excited
>google
>Scarlet Blade Is Being Shut Down – MMOBomb.com
lol

>>159757536
How about you get some actual taste.

>>159757024
>stealing our /v/ image
You fucking trash.

>>159757841
oh

>>159757616
Yea it was at the same time, definitely a regret
I just sate myself with slutposting on here/irl relationship (wasn't in one when it happened)

>>159757841
I can stomach bad games but that game was absolutely shit.

>>159757873
There's tons of cross-posters. For all you know "your image" could have been made by some cat-posting degenerate from xivg.

>>159757873
>taking credit from reddit
typical /v/

>>159757659
jealous hater post

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>>159757630
>Urianger in a new outfit showing his hair and face
>Goes back to his normal robed self
What a shame.
I guess he'd rather not draw attention to himself?

>>159757791
I wish he were nice to me.

>>159757573
Male players are disgusting creeps that come into this thread and beg for internet girlfriends.
Their removal would make this community much better.
>>159757630
>>159757868
>Liking males
>good taste
????
Do like a haurchefant and die

>>159758062
become a female midlander

>>159757881
So you went and met up with these people or did you just happen to live in the same area? Or was it at fanfest?

>>159757881
I've seen an ad with two guys that look attractive that are by me. Keep being tempted to contact them.
At least you have one. There's a reason I keep feeling the need to look recently.

looking for malera, male elezen or male cat on balmung to call me a dork and pull on my hair pst
am femlander

>>159757943
>I can stomach bad games
I can tell, look what thread we're in.
>but that game was absolutely shit
I'll take your word for it, convincing post.

>>159758090
Lived in the same area

>>159757873
Mad breaux?

>>159757112
name & server?

>>159758062
Just play a female character that isn't a cat or femroe

>>159758083
rip haurchy

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Is this possible fantasia salvageable at all or should I just sudoku right now?

>>159758197
it's just me
kiki fartripper

>>159758089
I heard his fav is female elezen actually

>>159758217
>isn't femroe
What makes you say that?

>>159758040
Wear hempen set and post a selfie of it here please
Asking for a friend ofc

>>159758160
Wow I just realized you were talking about craigslist and I thought you were talking about Collision

Lmao

>>159758235
She's really cute.

>>159757706
Where do you hold out? So I can just randomly stumble upon you. I dont want to seem like a creep and seek you out.

>>159758217
>or femroe
He has ERPed with femroes before.

>>159758235
Looks good honestly. Though I'd consider dropping the freckles.

>>159758235
yes, swap gender

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>>159758235
Maybe no freckles but she looks cute!

How do I get Stratos to EB me?

>>159758083
>Being this triggered by males while probably being a male or mtf irl.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>tfw you failed your newbie social grace period and are forever doomed to irrelevancy
>you will never worm your way into the deepest, darkest, most grown-man ebin shitposting cliques without completely changing who you are as a person and putting in a shitload of effort

>>159758235
DON'T drop the freckles, for the love of god!

>>159758624
1)be asexual plant lifeform
2)like dogs
3)feed him scooby snacks
4)make good kylo ren impression

>>159758727
It's okay.
It's not so great on that side of the fence.
t. someone that made themselves irrelevant

WHAT THE FUCK IS EB

Can someone drop me some tips on how to woo some individual c@girls from Ultrash?

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>>159758217
>isn't a cat
Oh

Male Xaela looking for whatever to hug tightly for 10 minutes as I deal with crippling depression.
PotD afterwards is fine too.

>>159758727
just make your own clique

>>159758931
ya

>>159758931
>/pol/

>>159758931
aint no stinkin' american

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>>159758861
Eternal Bond aka Marriage

>>159758727
Why would you ever want to associate with unstable degenerates more than you need to?

>>159758923
PST Meria Athera

>>159758923
Cael stop

>>159758986
sorry i mean uh post catpits imagine the smell post drama haha

>>159759004
i'm envious desu

>>159758959
good on you

Only eight more hours until Vjera, Iri, and all their orbiters are eternally BTFO

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>>159758923
I'll be your teddy bear and I'll play the game with you afterwords

>>159759248
What happens in 8 hours?

>>159759058
Not sure if troll.
>>159759059
Not that guy. I don't post my character in xivg

>>159759165
Much better. You get cummies now.

>>159759315
Unique retroactive thread IDs based on browser fingerprinting.

>>159759248
you're welcome to btfo inside of me ;3

>>159759391
Stop forcing this.

>there are still people who die from sliding off the boat on Levi EX

>>159759326
Eh, go for it even if it's troll. Meria's nice as fuck.

>>159759391
thread ID has never been retroactive

>>159759391
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/Retroactive%20Thread%20IDs/
Kill yourself anytime.

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blaq mage

>>159759248
>>159759391
I'm here bud. Here to laugh in your face.

>>159759302
Who dis?
>>159759454
Man, I don't want to do that shit if it's a troll.
I just want to hug someone, take a deep breath and continue playing the game.

>>159758235
Needs proper examination by a qualified alchemist.

>>159759032
Okay so what's an ebin then

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>>159759248
>>159759391
I'm fine with IDs , though it won't happen.

>>159758727
Don't give up, anon

>>159759580
>its all from xivg
this guy really has a sad worthless existence

>>159759614
>Who dis?
F'telor

Paging Amber. I have a question.

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>>159758235
She looks cute!

>>159759732
2

>>159759264
what is that outfit lol

>>159759592
he blacc

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f@ c@ p@s

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I live in a fucking nightmare right now

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>>159757104
I put on a cheery mood for everyone. At my worst I'm a little sour and never intentionally try to intentionally be hurtful.

Really I'm angry, bitter, and so, so lonely. I have no friends whatsoever because if I open up to anyone there is nothing but misery visible.

>>159759647
A thread personality

>>159759391
is this ippiki?
this is all he talked about like a few months ago

>>159759812
Do you understand that you are literally and objectively wrong in your understanding of such a basic game mechanic as materia melding?

Do you literally and objectively apologize for spouting your pseudo intellectual garbage on a subject you know nothing about?

>tfw have a reputation of being not garbage
>am actually garbage

how do I keep pretending to know what I'm doing, xivg

I wouldn't mind thread ids desu

retroactive thread ids would be the equivalent of forcing everyone to get a tripcode and that's just not going to happen

>>159759943
I'm never wrong except the few instances where I happen to be but I can't recall one of those.

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>>159759053
Because other people give me stimulation as my own life is completely devoid of recreational social interaction primarily due extreme introversion and general apathy.
This manifests itself in my online interactions as well and I usually alternate frequently between "completely comfortable being a loner" and "mostly comfortable but a little lonely".

It's an abstract kind of feel.

>>159759614
probably not a troll
go for it
she's idle in ishgard market atm

>>159759391
>>159759980
test

Hey guys, I'm new here and I was wondering if y'all had any tips on shaving your ass?

>>159760039
I'll give you a hint. It involves your lack of understanding with the meaning of the word "exponential."

>>159760107
why would you shave your ass
you some sorta
faggot?

>>159760107
>>159760107
ya

wax it son

GUYS


I RAIDED

Hi everyone my name is valvey. AMA.

>>159760219
Will you suck my dick?

>>159759956
keep running baby-tier instances

>>159760219
Why are you such a massive fucking faggot

>>159760219
You will suck my dick.

>>159760164
uh...haha
yeeeeaahhh

>>159760187
Where can I get this done?

>>159760107
get a friend who's comfortable looking at your butthole or your b/gf to do it for you
or do it yourself and shred your scrotum/taint

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I'm actually REALLY liking this character, guys. I think I did a good job.

>>159760523
is there life on MARRRRRS

>>159760219
Do you have PayPal whiteboy.

>>159759438
>>159759496
>>159759580
>>159759719
easiest (Yous) I ever had

>>159760523
>those bedroom eyes
pretty cute

>>159760075
Worst outcome she has no idea what you're referring to but hugs and chats anyway

>>159760523
I'm digging that, actually.

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>>159760523
smug as fuck

>>159760065
>that gif
too adorable
Do not give up the fight

>>159758305
This one time I'll fulfill that request.
Don't really like the hempen too much to be honest though.

>>159760523
Now post more as you level. Or every time you ERP?

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>>159757573
!!!WARNING!!!
THE THIRSTMASTER HAS ARRIVED
EXTREME CRINGE LEVELS AHEAD

post yfw landslide tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmuS7JPuQqI

>people start making fun of ippiki
>he anonymously starts posting about Thread IDs again
Fuck off loser.

>>159760795
>clearly didn't click on the image

>>159757294
what happened to your static

>>159760039
Daily reminder that you're clueless.

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>>159760795
Not quite, but nice try

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Ex roulette anyone? I'm healer

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>>159760703
thanks my dude
i actually tricked you, i just wanted the xaela version of this

Someone have a countdown until Japanese FanFest?

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Is this cg and meria?

Mittens

You're here mittens?

Fuck you mittens

>>159761118
it's on either december 24th or 23rd

>>159761081
WoW decided to crash on me so sure, server/name?

>>159760908
Don't talk about my friend like that, you loser.

>>159761214
Balmung, come to the bench

>>159761191
oh man that reminds me of a vintage meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fP4emqw7O4

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>>159761083
Have a proper 1:1 then

>>159760523
CHange your hair
That looks fucking awful

>>159760695
It's her.

>>159761127
>no pregnant belly on the left one
>no cut "Thancred's wife" on the right ones collar
no

>>159760523
plz be on balmung

>>159761261
i like dis

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>>159761261
>Always Sunny is now vintage

>>159761127
put brown hair blue eyes on blond one and blonde brown eyes on the brunette and u got it

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Oh my fucking god Yugiri is so cute. She makes me want to fanta into an Au Ra and level ROG.

>>159761479
>not being an au ra to begin with
you made mistake

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>>159761191
hi whats up?

>>159761578
Not you, Cucki's fuck boy

MITTENS

>>159761578
when will you give ceci your mittens kittens?

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>>159761261
this is my favorite show

>>159761578
pst...

>>159761616
what

>>159761462
I'm surprised it's still kicking to be honest, but I stopped watching TV a long time ago.

>>159761616
? What's the problem?

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>>159761612
excuse me i am the boss around here.

>>159761664
you first...

>>159761616
whoa is someone trying to play the game?

stop the presses

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navel, now potd spam

>>159761616
ROFL

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>>159757024
gonna get VERY poopy in a sec.
and it's gonna involve a few of those big people.

Character and Youtube time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkUVToIfrKg

>>159761616
lmmmaaaaaaoooooo oommmmggggg

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>>159762189
>people that intentionally wear slutglams into potd

get OUUUUUUT

>>159757104
I don't actually want a fully armored au ra waifu.

>>159762189
Thanks could you link us your blog instead?

>>159762325
I do

>>159757104
i like trannies

>>159757104
I have a serious crush on Velvet

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>>159757294
my ilvl isnt good enough yet.

>>159757104
cuck fetish

I am glad we get Thread IDs tonight.

>>159762645
>people think it's not gonna happen
>when motorola mitsubishi is in charge

>>159762645
>>159762740
this stopped being funny the 10th time you've forced it

>>159762585
wait a second who is that midlander

>>159762189
Server?

looking forward to the chemo meltdown when thread ids don't actually happen

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i have contracted a case of unfortunate lighting

>>159762828
More please!

tfw I have no idea what this thread ID shit is about but even if it was a real thing I'm not a fuck so it wouldn't matter in the least.

>>159762983
don't worry, just put your head on my abs and relax as I stroke your head and tell you that we'll get over this

>>159763046
It's just Chemo spewing fear mongering in his own little world.

are vit melds still necessary for a healer in a12s if one has a mix of 270 acessories and 260 left side? thanks

>males have no bulge whatsoever
This really bothers me.

>>159762189
Still my favourite lizard

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>>159762906
pins i've got boobie pics too but i like pins so i wont share em.

Are thread IDs actually happening? I don't want them, but at the same time, I think it'd be fun to see how the threads change due to them

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>>159761407
Sorry, honey, I'm on a dead server. Planning on transferring a bunch of characters to Balmung if I really like this game, though.

>>159763215
>tfw think your cats cute but I'm not into certain things

>>159763332
A few of us are on dead servers, actually.

Thread IDs would be the greatest thing ever. Avatarshitposters would starve.

>>159758391
Way late reply but I'm usually hanging out by the soft fc house or crashing someone's bed

>>159763210
You sure? I think mine has some.
Wanna check?

>>159763332
Like the character, but the lighting of this picture makes the game looks like a game from mid 2000s.

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>>159763110
kay

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>sprout scholar in garuda normal
>casts a total of 3 psychics, fairy did all the healing
>after fights over reccomend he try doing DPS in cleric stance whenever the tank is healthy
>get this 20 minutes later

L U L

>threads ids dont happen
>chemo breaks down and chainquotes and spams kanji
business as usual i guess

>>159763501
Yeah please come to the bench outside the Quicksand in Ul'dah, Balmung we have our best judges at the ready

>>159763501
No. I know for sure your model doesn't. No models do.

>>159763560
Elk is Chemo

>>159763646

Chemo played GW2 because they posted on /gw2g/. Find out who played GW2 and FFXIV and narrow it down.

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XIV DnD

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>>159763550
This is why despite being a mentor I rarely comment on stuff unless they actively ask for advice, some people are just far too stuck up to help

>>159763427
why would they starve

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>>159763521
What, don't you like Mass Effect™ ™ ™ lighting?
That filename really caught me off guard pls no eorza doxx

>people going on about chemo for 2 threads in a row

congrats, he won, he became a persona without ever posting his character, so in a way he won harder than any avatarposter

>>159763550
>le triggered

>>159763804
PS4 file names are a pain to have to chop off every single time, I know.

>>159763667
>deleted
But funny, that does seem to be a fitting description.

>>159763804
It still didn't change, mate.

>tfw people are SOOOO fucking scared of retroactive thread IDs

hahahhahahaha

>>159763560
Zayev is Chemo

>>159763818
chemo has been discussed off and on for over a year, if not longer.

he lost a long time ago when he became a persona like all the ones he was trying to fight against.

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>>159763804
fucked up again

seppuku now, goodbye friends

>>159763873
>>159763906
it's fucking spooky
i think i'll just forego it, anyway
im just big-land after all nbd

>>159763928
let's test it
kanpan's a cunt

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post cool action shots!

>>159763192
Anyone please?

>>159763668
The original chemo was a gw2 shitposter that hated Awena and Valsi and followed them to this general.
Over the years many people have assumed the mantle.

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>>159763740
but that feel when they actually respond positively...

its happened a few times i swear

>>159764010
Do you have over 22k health? If so you're fine. Do you want a little more room for error? Meld vit.

>>159763192
I don't know if I would call them necessary, but they might be good shitter insurance as far as healing. I am i259 with only a single vit V and there's times where I survive with 1-2k hp when I am shielded and at full HP to begin with. Stuff hits really hard in there. I'm getting the hat and a 270 weapon this week so that will give me a nice cushion, but I had the ring from earlier in the patch and will probably still use it rather than spend scripture on a 260 one, especially because it's overmelded with acc and lets me use piety or caster food.

>>159764025
The original chemo is the guy who still posts cats during Saturday in /gw2g/

>>159763915
It's amazing, isn't it? Avatarfags, mostly from Drakn, Soft and Ultrash, would literally shame themselves for life. All the samefaggotry would be revealed.

>>159763980
If that's you're real name I doubt anyone will be able to find you either way. Don't sweat it.

>>159762910
Mateus
>>159763213
you flatter me

>>159764228
your au ra looks pregnant

>>159764123
>revealed
No, people would just have to choose between shitposting for a thread or characterposting for a thread.

As a healer halfway through A12S, with 22k HP and the new relic, should I even be worried about trying to get the i270 tome weapon?

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this set shouldn't look as good as it does. it's so adventury though.

>>159764123
Thread ID's would destroy chemo more than other posts.
Most people just come here to make a post or two and then go back to playing the game.

>>159764228
Oh. RIP.

>>159764367
It's more dps and stronger heals. Why not?

>>159764367
unless you have your bis shire pieces already, no

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This outfit feels like a bit of a comedown from the 50 relic gear

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I'm thinking of moving to controller because my hands are small and can't reach across a lot of keys without me having to stop my character completely and/or using the mouse to click the actions.
Would this be a good idea or should I just stick with keyboard and mouse?

>>159764601
It's a fine idea. This game is designed to work on a controller.

That being said, how small hands are we talking here?

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>>159764589
Only part of the Bard AF I liked was the hat honestly. Still use a dyed one in a glamour.

>>159764601
Game works fine with controller.

>>159764507
>>159764462
I'll be the last one to get the micro tome this week, but I like being able to be flexible with my other melds by having +127 accuracy on my relic.

What level do I have to get the new potd weapons to keep them outside? The max 99?

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>>159764601
>because my hands are small
pst...

>>159764942
60/60

>>159764949
How did u get a pic of spuki and meria mating

>>159764601
>tfw small hands
>still get 90th percentile parses while clicking skills

>>159764601
how small are your hands? would they fit inside a butt without difficulty?

>>159764601
imo healing is a tiny bit worse because of the way you cycle through the party list and casting jobs don't feel natural to me but other than that controller is perfectly fine

>>159764601
Controller is jsut fine. I fy ou wanna keep using keyboard though, you could bind shift/ctrl to your mouse buttons to make pressing modfier keys easier. Also freeing up letter buttons for more hotbar space would definitely help. Personally, I did both of those and shifted my movement keys to ESDF to free up A and W for more skill buttons.

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>>159764997
stop that

>>159765113
stop being fake gay then

>>159762189
>tfw you'll never be able to enter The Navel (Yysara)

If you had to EB a male character, who would it be?

>>159765267
Ririten

Because he's basically a girl

>>159765240
okay

im real gay now

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>>159764997

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>>159765267
guffy

>>159765267
Probably Jaiba or >>159765314

how do i gay?

I'm going to marry Lilith Starr!

>>159765384
no ur real straight now
>>159765396
WOAH WOAH WOAH
this is a blue board, lets not get too kinky

>>159765267
kumfi's highlander!!

>>159765439
kiss dudes on the lips

>>159765267
ftelor tia

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>>159764735
I just always find it a bit awkward to switch,but it seems better for the skills.

Around 6.5 inches or so. Maybe somewhat bigger. Pretty sure it's the average size for female hands.
>mfw about this fact

>>159765016
Pray tell, how do you do it?

>>159765102
Sounds fine to me for the most part. Not so sure I'll be picking up healer for a while if I ever do.

>>159765112
Oh right. I forget I have the two side buttons. Thanks for bringing that to my mind. I'll keep your binds in mind. Thank you.

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>>159765453
>no ur real straight now
no

elk

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>>159765396
that kind of animals left an image like this uncensored
it's depraved

>>159765559
is cute

>>159764975
Thanks. Any point to getting them past that for the weapons? Or does past that only matter for in the dungeon?

>>159765642
don't do that

>>159765510
>retty sure it's the average size for female hands.
eyyyy bby where u @?

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>>159765569
we meet again.

>>159765615
You definitely want it at 99/99 for the dungeon. Nothing else right now.

>>159765569
what kind*

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>>159765553
there, there, pal. it'll be alright. I'm sure you're used to this stuff by now.

>want to try healing
>afraid I'll get bullied for letting anyone die ever
how hard will the transition be from playing SMN

>>159765553
go away straightie!!!

spuki kisses girls hahah ewwwwwwww
bet u like boobs more than pecs as well lolololo

>>159765748
Thanks, mate.

>>159765642
I want to turn Kumfi into a vanilla eclair!

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>>159765702
then post more feet, slut

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>finish raid
>7 pieces of loot up for grabs
>tfw some dense idiot is AFK and you have to wait out the timer
>mfw I get the minion and nothing else

Why is this allowed?

>>159765510
>Pray tell, how do you do it?
Personally, I use 1-4 only. I don't shift or ctrl them either. I move all the skills that I'm going to be using a lot over to the right side of my hotbars while keeping my main skills on 1-4. For instance, I have Spinning Edge(1), Gust Slash(2), Aoelian Edge(3), Dancing Edge(4). Everything else, I click. I just memorize where everything is at and my eyes are constantly moving. It can be a bit of a hassle but I've gotten used to it and it works fine for me. There might be some bumps at first but you can get over them. Do whatever is most comfortable for you though.

>>159765898
he afk to get ppl to leave so he can get the loot

>>159765801
Going from caster to healer is the easiest change.
It's pretty much the same except you need to click on your party members and heal them as well.

>>159765405
imma leave you a treat

>>159765267
Haurche.

>>159766034
>tfw ywn watch a romcom featuring Selzh and Guffy

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>>159765559
whats up

>>159765578
yes

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>>159765793
it won't be alright... i'm having a MELTDOWN

>>159765807
aaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Special snowflake RP characters that I see in this MMO annoy me so much, like:
>Mary sue story/description or has a really tragic backstory that's sooo sad blah blah
>Instead of sticking to what the game's CC can offer, they give them 'unique' features not possible to be in-game like body deformalities
>trap characters, especially an obvious male being a female in 'canon'
>Characters that just bend lore like a garlean catboy
why are they so common

>>159764589
Bard's Artifact2 has some nice pants.

>>159766034
selzh what do you think of guffy posting pictures of himself drinking your piss?

>>159765952
will I get bullied for not DPSing
SMN was fine because no one expects me to heal and hell, I get praised if I've got fast response on Swiftcast Raise when required but I heard healers have to DPS as well and that worries me since I have a tendency to fumble with targetting

>>159766229
who is that cute piggy

>>159765719
Somewhere on the globe.

>>159765905
Oh, sounds pretty much what I've been doing. I just move the combos to 1-6 as needed. Everything else I try to click on. I just tend to keep going through combos and not really use some of my other abilities because of that.

Thanks for telling me still.

tfw someone who you really liked and invested so much of your time into just breaks your heart

i just want to die.

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>>159766186
why are you so gay

>>159766186
why did you cut rum in half

>>159766241
You'll hate mine. Mine is the Warrior of Light.

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>>159766354
it stops hurting so much after a couple times

>>159766357
im straight

>>159766401
i needed more rum

>>159766424
Worst of them all
I wish they went with the FFXI approach where you weren't always the sole hero of everything

>>159766229
calm down or you might marry and impregnate a girl lol
imagine that spuki a dad to his children lmao
go give ur wife a goodnight kiss lol

>>159766186
How much do you cost?

>>159766320
>6
idk if you have big hands but that's a bit of a stretch for me

>>159764949
>>159764997
>>159765396
>tfw will never hold merias tiny body against mine

>>159766505
Ironic because you do it to more people than have done it to you

>>159766512
I know how you feel, but this doesn't seem too bad. Kind of like the twist before HS.

Never played FFXI though. How did that one go?

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>>159765267
I want to marry a handsome male Au Ra someday!

>>159766548
i dont understand the question

im not for sale

>>159766613
no ive only done it once

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>>159766315
my best fwiend

>>159766536
you're cruising for a bruising here lad

would you want to live in a world without shitposting?

>>159766709
Why not, you could make lots of money

>>159766578
I'll use my ring or pinky finger to press W sometimes. I'm using my middle finger then it's a stretch for me too. Normally I'll click on 6 instead though. Mostly because I'll accidentally press 5 instead half the time.

>>159766770
no, that would be boring

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kiss is naked again.

>Azys Lla is my first unlocked flyzone
am I a lazy fuck for not unlocking earlier zones or is this the case for most people

>>159766853
front

>>159766856
you lazy

>>159766739
no i was talking about u
the actual pig is cute too

>>159766853
No one cares, you schizophrenic freak

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>see Selzh
>lose all control of myself and get naked
Huh.

>>159766949
D:

>>159766739
calm down wifebeater dont make me get the cops for your domestic abuse