/utg/ - Undertale General

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nth for being this flowers property

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Nth for good thread hopefully

>>159664642
what the fuck

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nth for blook smooches

>>159664671
flowey would have no interest in dirty scum like you anon, he'd just kill you

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robot

Guys, what if Toby crushed our hopes and dreams.....to jape us into thinking there wont be an update, but really is planing a major haggis update?

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Chara burpfic?

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>>159664759

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>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwq5OO-UkAIXhzw.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwrJQ1OVEAAjXfw.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwq82BXVIAAo748.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwpOySyVEAAxk6y.jpg:orig
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwq2LYUVIAAKZ7S.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwqYU0-VIAEMsmT.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwqqLFJUAAAu_xi.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwqn_ksUcAAsj0M.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwrJFeAUUAErcj-.png:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwg09LWUoAApSz-.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwq296sUAAAavnC.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwqsD0BVIAAtp7b.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwqVv3SUsAAoxwY.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwrTbXZVIAA0pkm.jpg:orig
>Mad Dummy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwqXX6gVIAELjpt.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwqXsLbUUAIv_3c.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwqdLv_VIAEAMMf.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwqeIXDUUAAAkhH.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwqllZXUcAEidXZ.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwrCjfRUsAArqJ4.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwqP7VZVQAAmnE4.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwqQ0v1VEAEZpcp.jpg:orig
>Asriel & Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwqM89AUkAAiQBP.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoY-sFXVYAEqGtj.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwqw9zzUAAAklUi.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwqf_EMVEAAgq3r.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwqjGQgUkAAWSC5.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwrMnSrUcAEQT-_.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwrMnr2UcAAjscW.jpg:orig
>A true hero
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwq3373UcAASuBu.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwq3375UcAAd7mV.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwq3373VIAAEbRY.jpg:orig

>>159664940
>haggis
The fuck? how did that turn from hard mode to haggis?

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>>159665046

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aeious

>>159665045
One day, Chara was drinking soda. A lot of soda. Too much soda. Once she ran out of soda, she couldn't lift herself off the ground. But before she could burp, something approached her...something with very strong intent to kill...
To be continued...

>>159665158
WE SCOT NOW

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>>159665153
cute
thanks anon

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>159665462
continue

nth for dead contentfags

F

>>159665919
who died today
F

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>>159665919
F

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reminder that ?????

>>159665919
im died but im here now what do you want me to draw

>Waifus from best to worst
Undyne
Alphys
Toriel
Muffet
Frisk
Chara
Minor characters
>Husbandos from best to worse
Papyrus
Sans
Mettaton
Asgore
Flowey
Asriel
Frisk
Burgerpants
Chara
Minor characters

Objectively correct list

>>159666069
well, i don't want to admit it but i agree with this one

>>159666069
>papyrus
>husbando
>not a waifu
it's shit
also
>sans being anywhere near the top
also shit

>>159665628
Out of the dark alley, THEY appeared. Cloaked in shadow, with grim expression on their face, Frisk approached Chara. They were clearly upset at something.
"Chara."
"F-Frisk? What are you doing here?"
"This is my soul and my body. Can't really go anywhere and WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE WITH IT?"
"Both are mine now, so, fUUUUURP!"
"..."
"Excuse me. It has to go somewUURP!"
"Can you please stop?"
"Sure i c-"
Then she FUCKING EXPLODED with the final burp strong enough to tear off trees out of the ground. Frisk was horrified, but then remembered that they can reload.
...But then realized that maybe it's not gonna happen because it's been 6 years since Chara exploded.
To be continued...or not. Maybe. Eh. Don't count on it.

>>159666069
But what about contentfag husbandos/waifus

>>159666069
complete and utter shit m8.
kys

>>159666230
Worst taste

>>159666208
more

>>159666230
we'd need a separate chart for that, anon

>>159666069
this is objectively the correct list because statistics never lie
http://www.strawpoll.me/11392947/r

>>159666069
you forgot OCs at rock bottom, sans should be lower too

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>>159666069
But Aaron is the best husbando

>>159666316
Maybe in the next thread.

>>159666372
frick is top tier though

>>159666469
stop it with your shit meme

>>159665919
F
>>159665967
>Caribun
F

>>159666367
>3 for mad dummy
god bless

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>>159666230
I claim flowey drawfag as mai waifu!
She a cute!

>>159666275
I want to dig my teeth into your favorite's abdomen and consume that sweet sweet tenderloin

>>159666015
Yourself rising from the dead.

>>159666794
You can't exactly do that but have fun trying

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Nth for I love this goat

>>159666709
and she left because of you, kek

>>159667049
are you guys talking about pumpkin?

>>159666160
Papyrus is a man
>implying Sans isn't a good lazy husbando
>>159666249
what do you think is wrong with it
>>159666367
>pedos
>>159666372
Where do you think Sans would be?
>>159666418
No

>>159666848
Are you a skelefag or a botfag?

How soft are Asriels buttcheeks?

>>159667157
Botfag, dare I ask why

>>159667091
>i want to be a mom
>denying papyrus his dream
truly cruel

>>159667231
>implying men and husbandos can't be moms
Uhh back the fuck off?!

>>159667091
i think he'd be below asgore, he's lazy but still would be better than flowey etc that's just my opinion tho

What if Heishiro Mitsurugi fell into the Underground

>>159667091
no i'm not implying that, i'm saying it
he wouldn't be a good lazy husbando
also i'm pretty sure papyrus is a skeleton, he can be a waifu
>>159667308
epic

>>159667212
Well I can't eat his tenderloin but I can charge him in his slot

ifyoucatchmymeaning

What if Tzar Bomba fell into the Underground?

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nice

>>159667476
>skeletons have to be waifus
What? Fuck off hes a man. Wanting to kiss Papyrus is just as gay as wanting to kiss Asgore, Asriel or Mettaton.

Wanting to kiss Flowey is straight though

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>>159667504
Have at it

>>159667049
HA!
All according to plan!
She still answers emails, I don't have to share her with the thread

>>159667515
What if Tzar Bomba with Frisk strapped to it fell into the Underground, but somehow fused because of the barrier and now each time Frisk gets angry, they fucking explode like that hydrogen bomb?

>>159667308
>wanting a skelemom
uhh not everyone wants a mom full of bones

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>>159666826

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>>159667515
What if Prometheon was how monsters were formed?

>>159665583
If she's so cute how come she still webs her bed every night

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>>159665441
What the fuck is this?

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dummy

>>159667592
i never said anything about flowey? pretty sure papyrus is a waifu bub, i mean he's just so ladylike, just look at the way he puts hand on his hip

>>159667807
toriel getting some mail order socks

>>159667826
>he
that makes him a husbando
moron

Reminder that all mainstream aus (eg us, uf, storyshift) are shit

Less well known ones, like Papytale and Skeleflore, can be cute though

>>159667875
pretty sure he's a girl
checkmate

>>159667592
papyrus is literally the best mom though. he's a waifu.

>>159667826
>>159667947
>straightfags

>>159667927
>literal hipster scum

>>159667626
get real anon, we all know you're not emailing anyone

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>>159667927
>skeleton-centric AUs

No thanks

>>159668018
More like Bearfags who view not-as-burly-males as waifus. I've seen it before in other generals.

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Goat

Children

>>159668018
well i am straight but that doesn't mean papyrus isn't a waifu

>>159668145
>bearfag
fucking disgusting, what a grotesque body type

>>159668150
Looks more like a mouse or dog/cat child.

>>159668150
>no fangs
>no horns
>black nose
>inner ear showing REEEEEEEEE
is this even tagged undertale

>>159668129
where can I find more of this edgy shit

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I want a goat husbando desu

>>159668112
Your loss
More reu for me

where was it stated papyrus wanted to be the cool mom, i remember the line but not where it is
was it in the trailer or somewhere else

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>>159668317
Iunno I only scrape up what I see every now and then but I'm sure if you typed undertale blood and that sort of thing into tumblr you'd find a lot

Which is Mettaton's stronger form, EX or NEO?
Not counting regular as that one is unkillable

>>159667770
She doesn't. Even if she did, that would not make her any less cute. Spider monsters produce web all the time. Heck, even traditional beds from spider culture of old were webs themselves.

>>159668478
you're really sad anon

>>159668603

HP
9999 (Box)
1600 (EX)
30000 (NEO)
AT
30 [10/8] (Box)
47 [8] (EX)
90 [10] (NEO)
DF
255 [999] (Box)
47 [1] (EX)
9 [-40000] (NEO)

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>>159668603
Depends on how you define strong

NEO has more Attack but infinitely less defense.
Going by Attack, NEO is the strongest.
Otherwise, EX is strongest.

EX has weirdly low defense though, compared to other monsters.
I guess because his soul was partially exposed? (and in NEO it's completely exposed)

>>159668523
I really hate how this AU went from genuinely interesting creepy shit, to complete skeleton wank.

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>>159664782
id try to be entertaining for him
all i want is to be his
>>159668317
is this edgy?

>>159668918
that's what happens in all AUs

>>159668942
Nah that's lewd

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>>159668942
mildly surprised to still get a you from that post

>>159668729
>>159668894
Thought beating him in one hit was because genocide frisk is just crazy strong but NEO just has shitty defense of itself?

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>>159669157
Yeah
The in-game excuse is that Alphys forgot to give him defense, also possibly that his soul is exposed.
But we all know Toby ran out of time.

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Your mission
Go onto your art site of choice
type in undertale blood
post results

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>>159669448

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>>159669448
I don't know what this is.

>>159669607
Bloodbourne

>>159669607
bloodborn

>>159668704
What can I say?
I love her!

please stop slandering my very manly boyfriend, his biceps are enormous and you're making them cry

>>159668990
oh
i dont have any non lewd then
sorry

>>159669953
Sans what the fuck

>>159669953
i feel the same. it oesnt matter how strong he is i love mettaton anyways.

>>159669946
you should probably seek help anon

>>159669953
your bf a waifu

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>>159669448
OW! THE EDGE!

and a bonus picture, for the brave only

https://derpibooru.org/1231285?scope=scpe5abd76484c7d83f68ca3bb258beaa4b51f1e89ca

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>>159669448

>>159670249
don't you mean a boneus picture?

http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?word=undertale

goldmine of UT images

>>159670249
wow i remember this character from the game
good times

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Good night, /utg/.

>>159670336
Ha, quit ribbing me on!

>>159670361
wow I had no idea that Pixiv had art

>>159670447
wow their art style got shittier

>>159670506
I thought pixiv was a cart outside of times square.

>>159670447
>not bad
>full anime

>>159670621
No no, didn't it used to be a brand of chips from the 90s?

>>159670447
Good night, anon. Sleep well.

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>>159670447
Goodnight! Sleep well

>>159667718
Thanks.

>>159670447
I like how the Chara went from a little smug buttmunch to the generic Higurashi killer thing

>>159669448
http://nullgray.deviantart.com/art/VampireTale-Hodag-644514181
http://specialminds.deviantart.com/art/Poor-Alphys-644287788
http://dragonhistorian.deviantart.com/art/Erase-The-Underground-may-be-visually-disturbing-644288957
http://specialminds.deviantart.com/art/Devil-Baby-full-body-644328908
http://the-noisemaker.deviantart.com/art/really-tho-644248106
http://darkshreaders.deviantart.com/art/REAPER-a-traditiontale-fic-644165606
http://shoosun.deviantart.com/art/Please-tell-us-644281962

>>159670058
don't ever insult me like this again

>>159670142
he's a handsome lad that could easily do 10 push-ups, maybe even 15

Who would you kill to save Asriel

>>159671068
he's already saved, even if he wasn't i i would sacrifice no one for him

>>159671068
Chara

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>>159670964
We have to go further

>>159671068
Asriel. Put him out of his misery.

AWW SHIT
SOMEBODY SAID PUSHUP
EVERYONE DROP AND DO 20!
TAKE AS LONG AS YOU NEED THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH ONLY DOING WHAT YOUR BODY CAN HANDLE

>>159671325
Done.

>>159671325
But I just drank some soda, it was the worst and moving doesn't sound appealing.

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>>159671325
You got it, babe

Who would you kill to save Undyne

>>159671176
If you say so.
http://xxluminousnightsxx.deviantart.com/art/I-Won-t-Give-up-Even-If-You-Kill-Me-Once-Again-644048516
http://mary-volt-htf.deviantart.com/art/get-dunked-on-643843017
http://cybersingle.deviantart.com/art/Osomatsu-San-Baseball-Jyushimatsu-643840733
http://sweetgirllify.deviantart.com/art/A-megalomaniac-child-643680079
http://babykittensrus.deviantart.com/art/Headless-Horsepap-643329666
http://silveredtalegsans.deviantart.com/art/Insane-Silver-643315618
http://donniebuilds.deviantart.com/art/Best-Birthday-Ever-643227867
http://melosette.deviantart.com/art/Undertale-The-Fear-Of-Defeat-642982824
http://lonichedgehog.deviantart.com/art/Halloween-Special-Emerging-Evil-643030200

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>>159671325
done

>>159671546
monster kid and also i would beat alphys half to death

>>159671546
Asriel.

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MAD
DUMMY

>>159671325
I'm fuckin eating dinner
I'll get a push-up pop from the freezer afterwards though

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>>159671559

>>159670476
certainly, I'm feeling quite humerus today.

AWW SHIT
SOMEBODY SAID PUSHUP
EVERYONE DROP AND DO 9999999999999999999999999999999999!
TAKE AS LONG AS YOU NEED THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH ONLY DOING WHAT YOUR BODY CAN HANDLE

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>>159672130

>>159672130
done

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>>159672130
I already did leg day today though

>>159672130
Shut up Undyne

>>159672331
Sorry, anon, wrong buff character ;)

Good evening /utg/, I love you!

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im going go ask one more time until it gets closer to comiket.am i missing anyone out?

>>159672395
Aaron-senpai doesn't scream at me like that though

>>159671778
http://sapphirecove.deviantart.com/art/New-Sacrifice-cover-642319521
http://ask-bluestar14.deviantart.com/art/tHeRe-S-nOtHiNg-WrOnG-wItH-mE-642181785
http://littlesnaketail.deviantart.com/art/Papyrus-do-you-want-anything-642226247
http://amimallover618.deviantart.com/art/Avia-My-Undertale-OC-642225624
http://lance-the-young.deviantart.com/art/Goatbro-615029731
http://ckibe.deviantart.com/art/The-Spider-is-coming-641716261
http://kasodani.deviantart.com/art/I-SEE-YOU-641718632

Alright, that's enough edge for now.

>>159672528
Good evening lad!

>tfw Toriel is the only moral and likable goat
I don't understand why you would even bother caring about the others desu

Reminder that Chara a shit an that any fanwork focused on Chara or which involves saving them can be safely regarded as shit.

>>159672549
Semi made one?

>>159672867
I mean - Chara DOES shit a lot.

undertale is shit

>>159672895
they helped in making one

>>159672549
Nice

>>159673032
you're a shit!

>>159672549
I really-really want that Frisk/Flowey one. Or cat_earth's doujin as a runner-up. In any case, it's still some time away, but I hope you'll have fun, Cry!

>>159672895
Not a solo book, but they have contributed to this:
http://alice-books.com/item/show/2193-1

>>159672860
because she's boring and gay
kinda like you're mom

>>159672528
Howdy, lad!

>>159673107
fuck u

>>159673269
no fcuk yuo

What if Sombra fell into the Underground?

>>159673310
no fuck u anon your a shit so this game is too
only shits likes undertales

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are mettatits a thing?

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>>159673047
the blog hasn't updated in a while and i am sad

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>>159673537
nah

>>159673537
Yeah.

Too much of a thing for comfort, actually.

Does anyone have this link to that story in which someone made Mettaton female in order to ship her with his self insert? That should make the point.

>>159673703
Eh, they're probably just busy. There'll be more of Alphys devouring cute little kids soon enough.

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>>159673537
I want more of these kind of lewds

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>>159673053
yeah
>>159673145
im just really excited ive never been to such a big con before.ill probably get both if my wallet allows me,same withe everything else

Hey does anybody remember that iconic scene in the 1989 family adult sitcom action anime Undertale starring Sans, where Sans is protecting kiddo from his evil and autistic brother and fishguard anime weeboo Undyne in a battle to the death with his massive ectobelly and he then got pierced by Undynes spear and bled ecto ketchup everywhere and he say "kiddo my kiddo it's okay, just run, i'll ketchup with you in a bit", then he became his mega evolution mega daddy seraphim belly ogre sans and he said "you're gonna have a pleasant bad tom" to his autistic bro and undyne fish harem waifu. he then anal vored them and barfed them out and they were now sans approved good and they feared loved and respected sans and then sans said coocoo cashews? that was the best scene.

>>159674036
You forgot the part where he turns into a printer. Did you even play the game?

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fishes

I love sams the skellington

>>159674202
That happened after the coocoo cashews, and the big ecto 18 wheeler underground orgy and Mettaton getting dunked on. Did you even play through the game?

>>159674202
Anon was talking about the 1989 family adult sitcom action anime Undertale starring Sans, not the game.
The printer was retconned.

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>>159674295
fishy fishy fishy

Its amazing how much shitposting from around the world still has the game relevant one year later

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>>159673797
I don't have a link but I know what you're talking about
Straight guys are adorable when it comes to no-homo cocklust

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>>159673885
You are awesome Cry, even with your shitty fetish tastes.

Keep being awesome.

>>159674359
>>159674345
>>159674202
>>159674036
Yeah, that was an iconic scene!
http://natassya13.deviantart.com/art/b-buddy-hey-l-look-at-me-640765561

>>159674345
I'm pretty sure it was before. It was when Alphys pushed Gaster and the kiddo into the core and then Underfell Papyrus also showed up but was defeated by black ink soul printer attack Sans.

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>>159673885
love ya Cry, no homo

>>159674642
No, that scene happened after the drunken Toriel dance party scene with outertale and Demonsans sex scene.

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>>159665045

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>>159673797
Oh, and then there's mettamom. Which I find especially peculiar.
>>159673865
oh yes, that melty heart thing.

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asriel a cute

>>159673885
I'm sure you'll have a blast, cons big as this will have tons and tons of stuff that'll grab your attention. You'll probably have a hard time just taking everything in.

Take plenty of pictures if you're so inclined. But even if you don't, I'm sure you'll have plenty to remember. If you can surprise yourself with some neat merch, then all the better, but even if not, I'm sure you'll have a great time!

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>>159675795
I'm liking him more and more lately.

>>159676121
>>159675885
>>159675586
Splice it, anon

>>159676121
>not posting the full version
You know, the one I don't have on my phone.

>>159676238
pretty sure it's an old comic that's already been stitched

Quick, /utg/! Truth or dare!

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>>159675982
Finally, you see the light.

Come, join us.

>>159676343
truth

>>159676343
truth

>>159676343
truth

>>159676343
truth

>>159676343
Dar- um...

Polite, non-committal suggestion?

>>159676402
>>159676425
>>159676440
>>159676541
What is the most shameful thing from the fandom that you actually enjoy?
>>159676548
I dare you to watch the entire Sans is Ness video to the very end, with no breaks.

>>159676343
DARE

>>159676628
Underfell

>>159676637
You also get to watch the video.

>>159676628
The porn.

>>159676786
Pussy, give me something original

>>159676628
>watch the entire Sans is Ness video to the very end, with no breaks.
Ha! I already did. Gotcha!

kill me...

>>159676842
ok kiddo... *gaster blaster scythes your head off*

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how well did chara and asriel get along?

>>159676628
kinky underfell bondage and shit like that

>>159676628
lewdfics i guess

>>159676972
About as well as any siblings, really.

>>159676928
*but it refused

Eh, at least the headache that resulted from THAT isn't as bad as the headache that resulted from the video!

Thanks, bro.

>>159676628
swapfell

I just want the feral muscle lizard to destroy me

>>159676836
Fine. Watch any of the Chara dindu videos to the very end, with no breaks.

>>159676628
Uh... Besides the porn? Undertale Vine comps? Shitty YTPMVs? I'm a 13 year old boy at heart, but not the kind that likes edgy Underfell shit

>>159676628
x reader fanfics

>>159677104
Fine

>>159673885
good luck cry!

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>>159676121
>>159676238
>>159676279
just stitched it

>>159676628
Frisk/Asriel and Frisk/Flowey
Savefics and floweypots.
weird porn

>>159677185
Good luck bro.

You're gonna need it.

i dont like what ive drawn so far any more
i think it would be better to start over completely than try to fix what ive got

>>159676628
Zarla's comics

>>159677645
its cool man. don't expect things to be perfect the first time around, just keep trying.

why dont you look me in the eyes when you stick it up my butt anymore anon

There is not a single good reason to like Alphys, Asgore, Papyrus or Chara over any of the other characters.

Undyne, Toriel and Sans are just better in every way

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>>159677856

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>>159678458

>>159678458
>>159677856
Skeleflore best swap au.

Why are the Japanese better at UT fandoming than we are? It's not fair!

>>159678389
man, I'm only doing this because you refuse to put the suppository in yourself, don't make it any more awkward than it already is

>>159678457
But Undyne is a weakling bully that Sans defeats easily when she gets too uppity

There's no reason to like her one bit

>>159678694
>best swamp AU because it has fanart of nothing but the skeletons
lol no. Its shit just like all the other Skeleton based AUs

AU where every character is your favorite. Y/N?

>>159678852
Already exists.

>>159678774
>swamp AU

we talking witches and gurgling cauldrons or hillbillies and banjos?

>>159678852
thats literally undertale

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>>159678852
No because that would be really boring and while Asgore is my favorite and I like him a lot, I also like the other characters quite a bit and would be sad to lose them just so I could wank him off

>>159678694
The bad stuff is hidden behind language barriers.

We only see good stuff because only the good stuff can escape out of their internet.

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>>159677751
thanks
this was the first thing id tried drawing other than practice exercises i guess so i still feel kinda bad giving up on it this quickly

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>>159678774
This au is in its infancy, doesn't have a lot of art of other characters because it doesn't have much art at all.

Even so, the skeleton focus in this au is different from the skeleton focus in US and UF. For one, there's no fontcest.

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>>159678774
>swamp au

AU where every character is your least favorite and genocide is canon. Y/N?

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>>159679110
Now, now, we don't know there's no fontcest yet, especially since sans is Toriel and Gaster is Asgore

>>159679110
Skeleton AUs are always shit and that's not going to change.
>>159679174
>>159678927
I see skeletonfags are as retarded as usual

AU where Frisk is a chimpanzee that all the monsters mistake for a human

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>>159679187
NO. Why would I want anyone suffer through Chara's shit?

>>159678852
Heh, I'll take it!

>>159679187
No. That'd paint them as an innocent victim and give them the moral high ground. And that's one of my triggers!

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>>159679270
>kingdings is already a thing in this AU
good

>>159679187
An AU where every charactrer is So Sorry and they all die?
Perfect.

>>159679275
alligator alphys getting swamp thing undyne dickings

>>159679187
No. But a lot of /utg/ would say yes to my least favorite.

>>159664413
Previous thread died so quickly. Was that because it was inactive for so long or it reached its maximum reply limit?

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Well we all know that the worst AU never came to fruition

Who is your least favorite character /utg/?

>>159679610
muffet

>>159679590
But Storyshift is a thing..?

>>159679610
Well, I said I hate Storyshift. Make a guess, won't you?
You know what, I'll give you another hint: they ain't a goat.

>>159679079
well when you draw stuff, youre gonna make mistakes or not like it. i know ive got a lot of unfinished stuff cause i wasn't feeling it. early on it's rough but keep at it anon. thats what erasers are for and no one has to see your mistakes but you.
and hey its way better than my first drawing, like miles ahead

>>159679521
it reached post limit like 3 hours ago man

>>159679610
Toriel
>>159679835
Clearly its Undyne Chara

AU where Alphys is a single mother with a baby child trying to make it in the big city

>>159679610
Chara did everything wrong
just like Homura

>>159679906
yup

>>159680003
Hmm umm yeah about that...Homura did uhh nothing wrong?

How did the normies react to the Chara date in storyshift?

>>159679610
Asriel.

>>159679610
Asriel

>>159680069
Homura ruined EVERYTHING and became LOLI SATAN because she couldn't let her waifu go

>>159679610
Correct answer is Mettaton. Literally nothing likable about them unless you're a faggot

>>159679610
Jerry

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>>159680219
>giving up on your waifu
>not being willing to destroy the entire world to protect their smile
Worst taste in this whole general

>>159680101
Probably start gushing over Chara and what a poor little cinnamon bun they were and drooling over any possible implication of Charisk.

I'm going by the general mentality of r/undertale, which is where Storyshift originated and the audience to which Storyshift is blatantly pandering towards tailored.

>>159679610
snowdrake

>>159680456
Dinduism has become pretty big.

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dummy

>>159679610
dummy

chara did less wrong than asriel and toriel and asgore. how can you hate them if you like any of these characters.

>>159680556
No shit.

I wouldn't even mind it if at least they didn't attack anyone who doesn't subscribe to it. But that would just be expecting too much of these people.

>>159680687
Asgore had a cool boss fight and Chara didn't. Asriel is cute and fluffy and Chara isn't

>>159680441
>going against your waifu's wishes
>rendering their sacrifices meaningless
>treating your waifu's friends like toys and erasing their memories
>manipulating the entire universe to your benefit in the name of 'protecting' them, even though they don't need or want that sort of devotion

DISRESPECTFUL

>>159680687
Chara has none of Asriel's, Toriel's, and Asgore's redeeming qualities.

Unless you're one of those people who believe in Charrator, which I'm not a part of.

>>159680808
>going against your waifu's wishes
to save them
>rendering their sacrifices meaningless
Well of course since you saved them they no longer had to sacrifice themselves
>treating your waifu's friends like toys and erasing their memories
They'll be much happier this way
>manipulating the entire universe to your benefit in the name of 'protecting' them, even though they don't need or want that sort of devotion
Gotta protect their smile

>>159680926
i know we dont know a lot about them but what about the plan they made to save all of the monsters and free them

>>159680687
Anon it's just a matter of the players thinking their the real dindu's when their the one's who actually set the demon free, just ignore the blatant autism as best as you can

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>>159679610
none I like them all

>>159680926
but anon

charrator is canon

Where is pumming dosty?

Hey /utg/, it's been a while. Are you still lusting over that goat boy?

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>>159681045
>liking Ice cap
He's literally the worst
I heard he spreads bad rumors about people behind their backs and then pretends to be their friends!

>>159681145
No i'm still lusting over the goat dad

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>>159681145
No, I still love the fish.

>>159681021
We know that they were manipulative and abusive towards Asriel.

And they hated humanity to the point where they were willing to die to kill a whole lot of them.

>>159681047
Right. You really are one of THOSE guys.
No point arguing with you.

>>159681145
https://youtu.be/SeGw5QyX8Qo?t=26s

>>159681234
fuck off snowdrakefag icecap is pure and a good friend and good boyfriend material

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>>159681145
No I'm still lusting over the goatmom

>>159680998
madoka wasn't even in lesbians with homura

homura is destroying everything in the name of an idealized version of her waifu that only exists in her head

that's selfishness, not smile protection

REMOVE HOMURA

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>>159681436
>pure
He's selfish and only cares about physical appearances! He thinks hes so cool with that hat... BUT HES NOT!
>good friend
Nice joke...its a well know fact that Icecap is a backstabbing bastard that will pretend to be your closet friend one moment and then stab you in the back in the next! I heard not even Jerry will hang out with him any moire...
>good boyfriend material
I guess if you like selfish cold and downright abusive boyfriends he would be right up your alley

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>>159681145
he's the only thing keeping me alive

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>>159681145
Asrielfags are still probably the biggest characterfag group, though every character has some people who want to fuck them.

I personally love this lizard.

>>159681145
no but I'm still married to Papyrus

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>>159681145
only as flowey

>>159681651
>selfish and cares only about physical appearance
yeah but i'll teach him to love his true self, his inner beauty. i'll fix him with my love.
>jerry
good we dont need him hanging with us. all we need is each other.
>good boyfriend material
like i said i'll fix him. he'll be a proper gentleman.

>>159681145
I never lusted over any character.

>>159681962
fixer-upper boyfriends NEVER work out

they either never improve or they ditch you after you've helped them grow

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Watchu listening to tonight utg, on the eve of this election?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z4KBe2z704

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>>159681145

>>159682148
you dont understand us. I LOVE HIM.

>>159682191
I'm watching RyconRoleplays roleplay of Skyrim.

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>>159682191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsxavPANO8s
I don't really care who wins though
I'll admit it is fun lurking in /pol/ though and seeing how crazy everyone is getting

>>159682239
direct that love inward and learn to respect yourself
find a man that treats you right, not a charity project

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W42lDNpOZlg

we're fucked

D E A D

>>159682471
better omega trump than genocide route.

>he likes the shitty faggot fish and lizard
what's it like having the worst taste in the thread?

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>>159682991
feels okay man

>>159682991
you misspelled shitty faggot goat and the demon

>>159682947
but anon
if /utg/ is dead
that means all the anons are out there living their lives

A L I V E

>>159682191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQGZO8--vjk

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>>159682991
feels pretty good

baiters gonna bait.

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>>159682191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya3iMNKrOPI

>>159682191
not gonna lie, i read that as "on the eve of this erection?"

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>>159682991
You misspelled best.