/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>>159506924
do you really think you don't sound like a spic to everyone else?

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I want to lick her.

>>159506919
>gayposters now making threads

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Torb is for ______

Your progress in comp is based solely on whether mmr feels like fucking you over or not one day.

>>159507059

i want to play video games

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>>159507059

>>159507075
Building turrets to protect objectives.

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why are people so excited and hype for one character? new maps and modes are so goddamn far away

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>tfw nanoboost

>>159507059
I want to play her

>>159507183
Because she is going to be the offensive version of Ana as far as balance goes.

She will be a nightmare to deal with at Diamond and above.

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>>159506919
>Talking to a 6/10 chick about Overwatch
>Sombra just announced so we start talking about how good looking she is
>I sheepishly mention that I can't wait for some good r34 Sombra stuff
>To my surprise she agrees
>She says she found one she liked
>She shows it to me
>I tell her I like it and I'll look for more for us to enjoy
>I find this image
>She likes it and even says "I'm horny now"
>I get a boner
>Ask her if she'd like me to find more for her
>She agrees
>I find some Mercy and D.va r34
>She then shows me some more Sombra stuff
>I say "god she's hot. My shorts got tighter"
>"Have fun with that!"
>Haven't heard from her since.

Why the fuck are woman such fucking teases? Was she playing me the whole time /owg/? Woman are such fucking bitches.

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>Sombra thinks she's hot shit
>MFW I play Hanzo
>MFW I spot her out with sonic arrow
>MFW I shit on her life with scatter shot into the little spic-den she's hiding in with her health pack

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Tracer! <3

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Remember when Widow was OP?

Serious question.

Why the fuck is /owg/ so gay? Like, you don't see lolg foaming at the mouth over fucking garen or some shit. What is it about this game that attracts you husbando freaks.

>>159507338
I really really really like this image. Mind if I save it?

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>mounting evidence
>the Q&A panel was the icing on the cake

Accept it while you still have time.

November 9th.

>>159507305
anon, don't take the bait
learn from this

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>can't aim for shit while sober
>can aim like a god-tier mccree while high

>>159507420
Save it, it's all yours my friend. :)

>>159507417
It's just a few people, and they've gone mad over the Reyes/76 ship. Shipping is dangerous when combined with autism.

>>159507305
Nah, like, as soon as you mentioned your dick, you fucked up. Learn from this mistake.

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>>159506919
Jamison Fawkes!

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>>159507417
Omnipandering. The girls are good, the guys are almost all good, everyone is sorta happy.

>>159507417
because autistic gays browse tumblr and don't play videogames, so all the sane gays that played lol dropped it years ago

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Part of me hopes Sombra has a BOOP emote bit at the same time, it's so context-dependant on her interaction with Katya Volskaya that I don't want to see it run into the ground out of context

>>159507590
Why can't 76 use his sidearm?

>>159507664
she does it to the camera i don't think it needs context

Does Mei replace a tank or an offense in team composition?

I wish Parah's cheer emote did damage. Animation-wise it is a shoryuken.

I want a game mode where you can only play as:
Pharah
Junkrat
Roadhog
Tracer
Mercy
Widow
Torb
Mei
Sombra

And it's called TF3

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>>159507470
Thank you :)

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>>159507660

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>playing zarya
>"my ult is ready"
>spam this at least 6 times
>teammates still waste offensive ults in panic situations

I gravely regret ever dropping below 2500.

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I love Hana.

so sombra has 3 abilities

she can also see critically wounded enemies through walls?!?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmNmALJbXv4

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>I gon' fuck your anus, see

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Jesse Mccree
>>159507417
I'm attracted here because the husbandos here are so much better than LoL
although there is a one or two in league...

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>>159507987
My husband

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>when you no-death Eichenwalde on attack as The Racer

>>159507945
>invisibility/mobility burst
>translocator/blink
>health pack hack lasts 1 min, denies enemies from using them while speeding up their regen, does not have a limit on the amount you can hack
>seeing critically wounded people through walls
>SMG has the same distance as 76s rifle with a smaller amount more spread

>>159507417
>What is it about this game that attracts you husbando freaks
>husbando freaks
>husbandos

It's such a mystery.

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>there are people who thinks Sombra is the loli from the Soldier 76 short

>>159507945
Why an SMG? There are already plenty of those in the game.

Soloq is hell, i just can't take it anymore, i know im shit at the game but i just want to have fun without people flaming or picking retarded shit...

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>>159508194
Only widow has a SMG though.

>it's a "hacking is magic" episode

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>>159507417
OW has better looking husbandos

Sombra's skill set looks like absolute bullshit.

>play against a premade
>we're all solos
>the premade say "lol, just use mics"
>2 people are koreans that are bitching in broken enlish about heals
>1 person is a peruvian that can't speak english
>lose 30 SR when we inevitably get rolled
>this is supposedly good matchmaking
we need to build a firewall to keep the gooks and spics off the american servers

>>159508241
>SMG
>Assault rifle that becomes a sniper rifle

Choose one. Tracer has a pair of SMGs

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>>159507664
Nah she does it to Volskaya as a power play to further rub it in that she knows everything about her and how easily she can get to her daughter.

Look closely at this scene

>>159508327
She'll fit in perfectly then.

Been playing PC Version for the first time, trying to get to level 25. So many people play Widow and Hanzo, including both or even stacks, and it turns out they're all complete garbage.

I regret selling my PS4 copy now. I miss playing in teams that rarely ever had Hanzo or Widow.

>>159507450
what are you talking about?

>>159508334
Those are machine pistols.
Widow's default is not an "Assault rifle", it's much too short.

>>159508286
>it's a shooting dragons out of a bow and nanomachine ghosts are fine but cyberpunk hacking is too unrealistic for me post

>>159508331
jajaja, where are u gonna be in 30 years when theres more spanish speakers than english speakers in america?

>>159508331
>blaming koreans when they steamrolled the whites
you should just uninstall instead

>>159508059
My hand on the bottom.

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>>159508402
You fuckers honestly ask this question too much and it's been discussed over and over. Just know to look out for it. It's coming.

But if you're referring to the Q&A panel. We're getting our first gay confirmation/romance (they did use the word romance) very soon. And the story coming up on November 9th as everyone knows is First Strike. 99% chance that they are referring to the first big visual novel.

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>>159508436
Then it's a carbine, but certainly not an SMG. Just ask /k/ if you don't believe.

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>No cute Roadhog pictures ITT

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guess the rank

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>only 2 male asians
>both japanese
>mfw i want more

dey my fetish son

>>159508659
Silver

>>159508659
If this is season 3 then I'm guessing ~2000.

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>>159508228
>they are in this very thread

So i guess she hacked the world so it would froze in time for twenty-something years then.

>>159508076
>reaper deals higher damage close range than any other hero in the game
>has long range teleport
>can become invincible and still contest points
>gets a movespeed boost while invincible
>is untargettable by CC while invinicible yet can still be healed
>his ult is a high damage AOE that can wipe entire teams
>has more health than any other offense character
>can heal himself at any time by picking up souls from dead enemies

I can do it too

>>159508602
It's a fully automatic short barreled carbine aka a submachine gun.

Don't preach to me about /k/
I own more guns and ammo than you and every person in this thread combined including lurkers.

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>>159508720
>tfw I was literally trying my hardest each match to lose the game and I still accidentally won 3

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>>159508579
honestly I'm just kind of hoping that McCree is one of the gay characters, even before the game debuted. Just for the Brokeback Mountain bantz

i cant wait for them to bring back that brawl mode where everyone has decreased cooldowns. i imagine Sombra would be absolutely fucking cancer

>>159508492
>some pro koreans beat a bunch of youtubers
>this means all koreans are good, even the dumbshits who come to NA servers and try to 1v6 the enemy team
kill yourself if you're honestly this stupid my man

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>the ARG is over

I'm so glad
So tired

>>159508810
>one not very active youtuber
>also russia
you do the honors first mate

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>on patrol duty
>check room, see this
What do

>>159508810
>if they are speaking Korean, they must be playing from across the pacific ocean
I knew Amerifats were dumb, but not THIS dumb.

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>QP Sombras who don't announce anything on mic
>QP Sombra's who try to hack up front and not from behind

>>159508331
>Muh premades

When Blizzard finally gives you whiners a solo only queue, nobody is going to tank or heal. Enjoy your 6 DPS games.

>>159509041
I'm willing to bet my games of all randoms vs stacks is a higher winrate than my games getting paired with a stack vs randoms

>nobody is going to tank or heal

This isn't a problem outside of like silver

>>159509041
so you're saying a group of 5 people in discord organizing their roles and strategy should win 40+ points from a group of solo players who don't even speak the same language?
you know the matchmaker doesn't give you better matches if you suck off kaplan right?

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Tonight I'm YOUR shield, /owg/.

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>>159508810
While Americans are busy being chads, Koreans play video games. Of course the average Korean is going to be better. Aardvark pays off.

>>159509186
shield me from this dumb fucking american

when is sombra live

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>>159508773
McCree isn't in First Strike as far as we know. Sorry friendo.

Won't the new Reapfield material be better though?

>>159509153
>the matchmaker doesn't give you better matches if you suck off kaplan right
>r-right?
Holy shit did you just reveal the main secret mechanic of ow elo? I'm gonna go and buy 100 boxes to see if will still get gold-tier genji mains in my games

>>159509153
Kaplan doesn't seem to understand groups at all

>i want to encourage people to group up

What like have a mode for only groups to play in?

No, he means he expects groups to pick up solo players for funzies when groups are actually just circle jerks solo players are forced to play around

>>159509250
On Friday they said on PTR "next week".

>>159509254
Who makes these comics? I see them every thread.

>>159508978
Check to make sure Ana isn't behind me and about to shoot a sleep dart in my direction.

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>>159509312
If only the artist put their name somewhere in the picture like a signature or something

>>159508194
it's actually a PDW

>Start game
>Someone leaves
>They rejoin in seconds
>Game still gets canceled

why this

>>159509041
>no one is going to tank or heal in solo games
No anon, what's going to happen if they give a solo queue is literally every solo player is going to pick that mode and there will be no people left to fill in for the groups.
the group queue would die out and groups would have to wait 10+ minutes to get games

right now, the fun of group players is earned on the back of the solo players forced to play with them. Your friends are shit, they suck. You don't want to say it because you know them, but they're awful, they're loud, they're rude, and they suck at video games. And I don't want to have to play with them, you can do it all you want though

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>>159509312
Does this help?

>>159509381
I experienced this for the first time today, didn't know you can exploit competitive.

>>159509130
>This isn't a problem outside of like silver
It's much harder to climb as a Lucio or Reinhardt than as McCree or Genji. Everyone knows that. Everyone in diamond and master has inflated ego and think that THEY are MLG pros and everyone else are shitters. The only tank or support mains there are those who queue with their DPS friends.

>>159509186
I'm never behind your shield because I'm always le ebin flanker

>>159509381
exploit to dodge games
if you mention it on reddit or official forums you'll get banned because blizzard is trying to hide it for now instead of fixing it

>>159509369
artist?

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Cutest and best pairing

Who is the biggest semen demon in overwatch

>>159509254
Someone already posted a scanned page (although in Korean) and McCree was in it.

>>159509532
Mei.

>>159509532
The one with the demon skin, I believe their name was Hanzo.

>>159509532
rein

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>>159509552
That was from a doujin man. You didn't know? I'm sorry. That art was too good for what we're actually getting. Pic related.

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>>159509458
No idea

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY

I listen to this on max volume while playing winston so I cant hear anything else

I have achieved monkey business levels of enlightenment

>>159509532
McCree

>>159509312
>>159509552
I mean is it a artist from here or not.

WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO BAN PEOPLE WHO PLAY TORB/SYM/HANZO

FUCKING WHEN? CAN WE STOP MUTING PEOPLE FOR HURTING FEELINGS AND INSTEAD TRY TO MAKE THE GAME PLAYABLE?

>>159509591
He's pure though.

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Rate & Post your hero time

Improving aim is tough

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>>159509663
>not banana phone
Also I once heard that song was about drug use or something I think the person who told me that was looking to deep in it.

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>>159509757
>win 2 rounds in a row
>team gets cocky and our rein and dps change to torb and symmetra
>completely killed our momentum and lost the next 3 rounds

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>>159509768
Well, this is me....

>>159509864
junkrat is so fun to play as

>>159509861
YEAH NOT GOING TO FIX THAT THOUGH. GOTTA HAVE THE DESIGNATED SHITTER CHARACTER THAT GUARANTEE A LOSS IF ANYONE PLAYS THEM.

CAN I HAVE A FUCKING REFUND? THIS IS RIDICULOUS THIS SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO EXIST, AND THEY AREN'T FUCKING FIXING IT ANY TIME SOON.

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>>159509768
If it wasn't for that Zenyatta, I would have though that you can't aim at all

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>>159509768
Junk is OK

>>159509757
can't wait to play the new torb

>>159509460
stop this madness

>>159510004
NOPE CAN'T PUT THAT INTO THE GAME FOR ANOTHER 5 MONTHS XSDDDDDDDDD FUCKING PLAY PTR IF YOU WANT A PLAYABLE GAME HOW DARE YOU SO TOXIC

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>>159509768

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>>159509768
>>159509864
>>159509910
Junkrat is best boy.
Fun as hell to play as. Too bad his skins are pretty shitty.

>>159510004
75 armor for your Sombra when the round starts is going to be useful. Would have said Tracer, but Sombra is just a better Tracer.

>>159510042
OH BUT REMEMBER NO ONE ACTUALLY WANTS TO PLAY PTR SO PTR IS JUST FULL OF RETARDS JERKING EACH OTHER OFF AND NOT PLAYING. YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME YOU PAID 40 BUCKS FOR? NO FUCK YOU HERES A SHITTY DICE ROLLING SIMULATOR WHERE THE TEAM WITHOUT THE HANZO/SYM/TORB INSTANTLY WINS ISN'T THAT FUN.

WOW I SURE LOVE PAYING 40 BUCKS FOR SOME DICE THAT I CAN ROLL

>>159510061
>Hanjo
>Gengu
>Spamrat

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>159510158
>spamming with junkrat
>not having a 64% accuracy with him

>>159510105
>>159510105
>>159510042
>ptr
>supposed to test out characters and patches
>people just fuck around emoting almost every lobby

>>159510237
Even worse when it happens on live and they say "it's just quick play xD"

>>159510275
>>159510237
YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME YOU PAID MONEY FOR? HOW DARE YOU THAT'S SO TOXIC. REPORTED ENJOY YOUR BAN.

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>>159509768
D.Va is fun.

>>159510369
>it's okay to ruin it for 5-11 other people if im having fun

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>>159509768
How do I stop being a healslut?

>>159507462
>can't hit shit with hanzo
>Potg on Ritalin all the time

>>159510275
>>159510369
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TRY TO WIN? WTF! ITS FUN PLAYING MEME COMPS AND THROWING THE GAME FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME BECAUSE WE REFUSE TO SWITCH XD ITS JUST QUICK PLAY WHO CARES

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>>159510063
Junkenstein was pretty good, and maybe someday we'll get more. Don't lose hope, anon!

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What's the most tasteful, and responsible way they can reveal this relationship in First Strike?

>>159510419
Play a fun hero instead.

>inb4 shoving my aneros up my ass and playing the healslut game IS fun!

Post yfw Sombra is revealed to be Alejandra's sister.

>>159510546
>orphan

>still can't choose which character to display on menu screens
come on

>>159510483
idk i just want them to either hard confirm or hard deny it

>>159510471
Junkenstein is alright, I just use his default because even though I play him so much I haven't gotten a single skin of his. I didn't want to pay 3000 overshekels for 1 skin I wasn't in love with so default it is.

I hope he gets a christmas skin (doubtful)

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>>159510483
lewdness

>>159510483
Mention it in passing. The focus shouldn't be on their romantic tryst, but more on the struggles of the characters in relation to Overwatch business.

Basically, don't be the faggot in the thread who keeps shoving it in everyone's face.

>enter hanamura game
>4 people immediately leave

I really hope they're tracking these stats

>>159510596
That's okay, default is still really good. I have a couple recolors but the color schemes just seem kind of off in comparison... Maybe he'll get a good winter epic. He's got good epics, at least.

>>159510616
its kinda boring tho if its just mentioned in passing coz then ppl will try and say they arent gay. just fucking do a kissing scene or some shit. get it over with and move on with the plot imo

>>159510592
It'll probably be blunt.

>>159510598
As if.

>>159510616
You know if they try to go around the subject people will push that it's not canon. You can mention it and not have it be the whole focus. No one suggested it would be. Maybe Jack wakes up in the morning and Gabe gets up from the same bed and that's how it's discussed. Or Jack just mentions he has a date with Gabe. Something simple that would come up and be discussed on one page or less.

>>159510758
Toasted and Jailbird are fine, I don't like them enough to buy them even though they're only 250. I just really like the color scheme of his default and what not especially compared to his common and legendary skins.

I like the concept of Scarecrow and Hayseed but I don't like the execution of it. Scarecrow especially is ugly as fuck with the puke green.

I like the Fool and Jester RIP-Tire design but I don't like it beyond that. Poor color schemes there as well imo.

>mfw they still havent released skins and other unlockables that arent related to events or holidays...

>>159510483
Why do we think they're gay?

>>159509932
yea i can't really aim

>>159510913
And they won't unless it's a tie-in with something else to get you to play a shitty game like HotS or buy more Blizzard gear/virtual meme tickets.

Anyone who bought a virtual ticket for the bastion skin should have their head kicked in t.bh

>>159510596
I quite like the jailbird skin

>>159510926
Ok this is how you jump in on the conversation:
>use the catalog
>go back a few generals
>ctrl+F the word "November"

Then you can catch yourself up bucko.

>>159510913
Balderich

>>159510926
>we
It's just gay shippers.

To be fair to the faggots Blizzard did explicitly say two characters are gay, even if it was a one-off PR comment they're going to have to honor that promise somewhere down the road, seems like First Strike will be the beginning.

>>159509864
>the fetish OP poster is literally in gold
pottery, just pottery

>>159510908
Pretty much. I feel like Scarecrow and Hayseed aren't that bad, but like you said, I don't like them enough to shell out the coins for them. The default just has this really nice balance of orange to green and none of his recolors can get close enough to that for some reason.

>>159511067
How do you know that's him?

>>159508210
>tfw haven't done placement matches cause I soloq hanzo.

>>159510998
It's nitpicking but I don't like how the score marks only count to four on the tire. Might be an ausfag thing I guess.

I would unlock it but it's one of the only things I'd be happy getting in a default box right now because I have most of what I want.

>>159511114
he puts his name in every one of his OP images

Post music that best describes your main
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh_p20lHqtA

>>159511208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

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haha imagine if sombra tried to have sex with widowmaker, like, sombra would rape her if widow said no haha just as a joke haha

friendly reminder that justice isn't going to dispense itself

>>159511127
I've seen Hanzo mains in competitive. Bastion and Torb mains as well. People will complain, but if you're a team player who's trying to deal with the problems the team's facing then you'll be at least half-way appreciated.

The bigger problem isn't playing odd heroes, but maining one role in general. There will be times where Blizzard puts six DPS mains on one team and at least two of you assholes will have to tank or heal.

>>159511260
oh, haha, nice

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>>159509663
>not going full dong with the DK rap

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>Once more to the beach
What did /our guy/ mean by this, /b/?

Winston's skins are underwhelming as fuck too.
Explorer and Safari are decent but that's it.
He better get a good Christmas skin.
What would a Winston Christmas skin be?

>people that won't join team voice
>yell at them to get back so they won't get picked off
>they keep peeking
>they can't hear
>I keep screaming
>they die

>>159511260
Would it be rape if Widowmaker enjoyed it even a little?

>>159511464
yeti winston

>>159511464
mall santa.

>>159511492
Widowmaker is severely mentally impaired and can not consent, legally.

>>159507075
Attack only

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>>159511464
it can be that monkey toy that

>>159508772
Wouldn't that just be staying inside spawn?

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>>159511538
Widowmaker is not retarded.

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Rate pls.

>>159511701
10/10 doing God's work

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>>159507206
male mercy, good taste

>>159511208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlnA4KuqXGE

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Guys, do NOT be homophobic in-game.

>>159511697
No but she is brainwashed.

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>>159511743
heh

post your favorite smugberry pics and webms.

I'm gay as fuck where can I read about upcoming changes and stuff that was mentioned during Blizzcon?

>>159511768
>Sweden isn't some awful place to live in
>a faggot is Swedish
Surprise, surprise.

Why did they decide to line every wall with objects that hook you if you try to walk backwards?

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>it's another "mei & junkrat keep bitching at the team for not keeping them alive while the enemy pharah demolishes us because nobody will counterpick" episode

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>>159509186
Danke, Rein.

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>>159511008
>unwarranted sense of superiority about gay shipping

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Shimada Sister when

>>159511701
>tfw my top 5 characters have roughly the same time
>tfw I am mediocre at all of them

>>159511513
I like the idea.
Bigfoot would be rad too.
>>159511515
I think Roadhog would be a more suitable Santa candidate but I wouldn't mind having a Santa winston either.

>>159511634
I do like this idea too, a vest with a fez and the little hat.

>>159511856
Lijang Tower is the worst about this.

The terrain boxes in general are extremely jagged and uneven.

>>159511891
>unwarranted sense of superiority about gay shipping

No man, it's the fact that you're asking me to track down and post the giant green text of examples when it's been posted over and over again for weeks now.

I want to deepthroat Widowmaker if you know what I mean.

>genji has a small hitbox
>his hitbox becomes bigger than roadhog when using deflect
>seagullfags will defend this

>>159511049
They didn't say two they said multiple. We don't know how many there are. But they did toss around the word romance.

>>159512037
Not him but shut the fuck up, it hasn't been posted that much and most people who aren't gayshippers haven't seen it.

He is right though you do suffer from USI which explains partially why you chose to lead a gay lifestyle.

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>>159512039
You do?

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>tfw you get off work early tuesday and have two days off to play your new waifu

This game would improve if they deleted mercy so nobody on my team could ever pick that useless piece of shit

>reapers that won't group up and will only dive defending
WHY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>159511049

How can the gay characters not be Junkrat and Roadhog? Junkrat even has a line about being on top when he kills Roadhog...

>>159511871
>mccree who can't hit the broad side of a barn
>complains about team composition
>switch to appease him because advice can be solid even if it's from someone underperforming
>he can't keep the pharah off us no matter how long we keep him alive/zarya bubble him etc
>blames the team in all chat after we lose
>get put against him next time I queue
>run roughshod over them
>complains about his team again
>tell him he was the worst member on his team
>his team attack him in all chat
How will people get better if they can't realise they're the problem?

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>>159511824
>that blue skin
>that figure
>that voice
I want to fug the Smugberry.

>>159511970
Santa
>Winston
>Reinhardt
>Roadhog
Toy soldier
>76
>Mcree
>Reaper
>Widowmaker
Elf
>Torbjorn
>Junkrat
>possibly Mercy
Mrs Claws
>most likely Mercy
>Mei
toys
>Bastion
you know what. forget all of these because there will only be about 4 costumes if we are lucky

There needs to be an enormous accuracy penalty when jumping.

Since /vg/ has a 3 MB file size limit: https://blzgdapipro-a.akamaihd.net/hero/sombra/intro-video-b22a097eac23e31f46679706c352ef8fe246a2d23f48612ac3b6a6495921d669310c204546b0c9c7aaa3f87241d30e2153ff893f8829b7a413e7be19bedd5afd.webm
Is this some kind of emote for Sombra?

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genderbent skins when? i want kpop male d(ick).va

>>159512154
Hnnngh, yes. Yes I do.

Lucio will be completely useless when Sombra comes out.

>>159512037
Just give a high level of what the fuck you're talking about. Jesus Christ. How do you function in the real world?

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>>159512298
DELETE THIS

>>159512298
Is that a wet spot?

>>159512265
>>159512265
>you know what. forget all of these because there will only be about 4 costumes if we are lucky
I was thinking about that a bit ago. Who knows maybe Blizz will actually throw in some more skins because it's Christmas.
I'm just as incredulous as you are I just want to believe not every billion dollar company are huge kikes

Mei is definitely getting a skin.

>>159512298
Genderbending Hana wouldn't make him/her/it muscular. See what SK's OW team looks like.

>>159512354
it can be if u want

>>159512291
Do you really need to ask that?

>>159512184
Being on top just means being in charge. Junkrat's supposed to be Roadhog's boss, Roadhog clearly doesn't respect him or think much of his abilities in a fight, so it makes sense. There's also a lot of problems with them being the gay characters, but I've said it before so I won't go into it here in the interest of not being redundant.

>>159512265
Tracer is an elf for sure.

>>159507417
>on /vg/
>ask why people are faggots

this is like /lbgt/ for vidya fags

>>159512139
>it hasn't been posted that much
kek

>you do suffer from USI which explains partially why you chose to lead a gay lifestyle.

Oh of course, jumping to unwarranted aggression yet again. Unsurprising that someone this autistic would go flinging laughably bad insults. Sorry if I don't like to contribute to spoon feeding that would require over 5 minutes of my time.

I told him how the find the info he wants. If he wants to find it I gave him the easiest way to do it. Why that pisses you off is anyone's guess.

>>159512328
>Just give a high level of what the fuck you're talking about
I don't understand that this means. A high level of what?

>How do you function in the real world?
Dandy, but what does that have to do with anything you're asking about?

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>>159509768
I'm into precise German engineering

>>159512416
Junkrat still beats Roadhog 1v1

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>>159512139

> it hasn't been posted that much
>

I'm not familiar with HoTS. What's the fastest, laziest way my friend and I can get Genji's Oni skin?

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>>159507417
Im not one gayposting here but I have a feeling there are many /mgg/ bros here

I hope D. Va and Pharah are the gay ones. Maybe Genji too.

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>>159512339
no

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who is the purest owg gentleman?

>>159512523
You can just play vs ai

>>159511832
Oh shit my bad anon, I thought you were asking about the potential gay characters mentioned at Blizzcon. Deleted the post now

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>>159512551
They look the same as always

>>159512482
Well, yeah, but that's the crunch - it doesn't really reflect the fluff, which is where the line is coming from. Lore-wise, Roadhog's supposed to be this terrifying mass of strong and could probably snap Junkrat like a twig if he wanted to.

>>159512283
There also needs to be
>less chokepoints
>better kit distribution so heroes like zarya and ana aren't 100% pick rates
>normalized projectile hitboxes for velocity rather than 1 size fits all horseshit
>complete rework of some abilities
>flat reduction across the board of healing and armor so 4 tanks and 2 healers aren't meta
Sombra was a bandaid to the last point but all she'll be is a bandaid because its easier to patch a hole than to actually fix the boat.

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>>159512403
>implying that SK girls that play vidgames look like Hana

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>>159512534
>many /mgg/ bros here

It's because Overwatch lore is 70% copied from MGS and many MGS artists on pixiv have switched over to Overwatch most likely for that reason, whether they are aware of it or not.

>>159512453
Because you're being an elitist AIDS-chasing spaz.

And no, not everyone browses the general 24/7. I've seen it a couple of times in the last week.

post the cutest ana/reins

>>159512676
>Because you're being an elitist AIDS-chasing spaz.
Nah you're just claiming that because you get triggered so easily over nothing.

>I've seen it a couple of times in the last week.
I can bet you it was posted 3 to 5 generals ago.

>>159507305
>just having a normal conversation
>and you mention you're hype for porn of a video game character

come the fuck on dude

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>there are people who are actually upset that they're removing hero stacking from QP
>even though 6v6 no limits will still exist in arcade
>even though you get extra rewards for playing arcade

>>159512676
He's not going to do it
There's actually been none posted at all

He's just aggressively trying to deflect from the fact that he has absolutely nothing
Any request for proof or evidence or anything that he keeps claiming is 'common' gets met with belligerence and condescension so he can avoid the fact that he doesn't have jack shit

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Widowmaker is meant to be cuddled.

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>>159512750
I'm le triggered because you faggots are actively ruining the general t.b.h.

>>159511208
https://soundcloud.com/smolgucci/hey-bastion-take-on-me

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>>159512565
Mr 76.

just look at him in this pic, its like its his first time!

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>>159512665
mgs 5 was a disaster, but I'm glad we got Ana out of it.

>>159507664
at the very least, she'll have it as a voice line, and i for one, cannot wait to spam it.

>>159507075
I want to plow that thick swede

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>>159512867
I read that as cucked

>>159512872
>tracer anon
>gayposting

uh?

>>159512872

I challenge you to read about the history of AIDS. They can trace it's spread from a monkey in Africa. They said it spread from the monkey to humans because of unnatural relations with the monkey. My IQ is 140 thank you very much. I'm out of here....don't respond to me anymore...there's no use being on this thread anymore. Someday we will all know the truth.

>enemy player(s) start focusing me down seemingly exclusively
>know intellectually I should switch but can't stand the sense of satisfaction it will give them

Hello darkness my old friend

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>>159512298

>>159512808
what extra rewards
do i also get xp

>>159513052
lootboxes
3 per week

>>159513113
more fucking nothing then, fantastic.

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post roadhog!

>>159512808
As a casual this was the best news all Blizzcon desu. I just want to play fair fun matches without some 21 year old high school drop out freaking out for picking someone other than Zarya, Ana or Reinhardt

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>>159513146

>>159513113
I assume its one loot box per win then

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>>159513146

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>backing away from symmetra
>friendly lucio boops them towards me
>get killed

>nanoboosted fatman going whole hog
>sleep dart him
>friendly mei walls him just before the dart hits
>the wall actually missed and boosted him up

>>159513251
It takes like 19 wins to unlock one lootbox for a challenge.

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Post Amélie.

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>>159513251
Nope

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>>159513314

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>>159507417
There's not a single ugly male hero.

Except Lucio

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>>159513314

>Tracer, you inspire me!
>Mei, you're the real hero!
WHO THE FUCK WRITES THIS SHIT? DISNEY?

>Pharah can't jumpjet out of graviton
WHY

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>>159513395
fucking lies

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We street fighter now?

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>>159513226
thank you!

>>159513612
The only fighting here is going to be between Widowmaker and Sombra's tongues.

>>159513264
DELET

>>159507417
I'm not gay but as a drawfag I don't mind the homoposters. It's nice to get an idea of the ideal male.

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>>159513734
Anytime, anon.

>>159513551
No.


pixar does.

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>>159513146

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>>159513610
Truths

>>159513314
Gerard was the luckiest man. Even the night he diedd they probably had sex or cuddled before it happened.

>it's a 5 gold medal roadhog episode
I love reruns

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Leave Reinhardt to me.

>>159513793
I like how he looks at pharah at the last second like "oh... so this is how it feels"

>>159513929
Gerard and Amelie never had sex. Gerard died a virgin because he was panromantic but asexual. It's all in the e-zines.

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>>159513929
Time to save her then.

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>>159513930
>Roadhog are you a smurf?
>Your hooks are fucking insane
The best feeling

>>159507417
OW has better boys, unless you're a furry shotacon or something.

>>159513939
>*gets h4k3d*
>*lft clikks ur head n-e-ways*

heh....nothin perssunnel, pardner....

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>>159513973

>>159507183
Because you play this game for its roster, not its maps.

If you want infinite and better (admittedly) maps you can go play TF2 with its shittier roster and balancing that they stopped doing years ago.

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>>159513939
Leave Reinhardt to me

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>>159513264
>playing Pharah on that stage
>concussion blast an enemy Ana into the pit
>they start making really naughty mother-daughter incest remarks in chat until the end of the round

>>159514172
like...?

>>159508352
Uh...yeah that's what anon was talking about, the boop was because of the context of the situation with her and the picture of her booping her daughter that's right there on the desk.

Not to say she isn't playful, she is.

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I sometimes like to imagine Bastion and Ganymede as a lesbian harpy and robot girl couple

>>159512913
MGS V was an amazing videogame with shit story that was also unfinished. I still wasted 200 hours in it.

>>159508978
>76 succumbs to D.va's stalking at last and now resides in her basement as her cherished plaything

Good End...?

>>159514217
>aw yeh mummos slam me clam and giv'un a right snog

>>159514268
This is not the but among the most autistic things I've read on /owg/

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>>159514268
There are lots of actual lesbians in overwatch, you don't have to make up some silly fantasy about a bird and a robot.

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Daily reminder that every match you lose is your fault

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>>159511743
>tfw no Mercy (male) bf

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>>159514270
last I checked I was at least 2090 hours
and I haven't even touched it for over 7 months now

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>>159509186
Get your stupid ass and shield out of the way I can't see shit I'm trying to kill, I'll just have to fucking run in front you, thanks asshole