/owg/ - Overwatch General

PHARAH HAS NO LEGS

RUTH

Pharah is an amputee confirmed!

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Cutest and best pairing

that esports guy in a hat is fucking retarded desu

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Jesse Mccree

REMINDER AMPUTEEFAGS ARE ON OFFICIAL SUICIDEWATCH

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Which character would cause the most buttblastedness if they were revealed to be gay/bi/etc?

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>>159480383
>>159480431
no

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Delicate ankles

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Fareeha's delicious limbs

I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

PHARA HAS NO FUCKING LEGS
FUCK OFF

>>159480383
>>159480431

TWO ANONS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Symmetra confirmed for amputee.

>im too much of a wimp to cheer for what I like, please help me overwatch

nigga how you gonna ask overwatch team to change the basic nature of humans to root for their home

Cuntsman detected

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>>159480283
Jamison Fawkes!

>>159480437
Hi anon! How are you?

>>159480449

Why what happened

Holy shit, Pharah is now a confirmed amputee!

>>159480462
genji for sure

Q: "The Overwatch League seems like an awesome idea. How are you going to prevent traditional sports culture into leaking into OW League? IE. Home team vs Away teams.
A: "We haven't really thought about that being a problem, we're making sure our content never goes down that path. We want both teams to be celebrated, but I'll keep my eye on that."

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>>159480462
You already know the awnser and which one it's going to be.

NOVEMBER 9TH, BE PREPARED.

Well, fellow /plat/s

Do you belong in plat, or have you realized you're actually worse than you think?

>>159480306
i went to comfy 2860~ and now ive fallen to 2550~ and my life is turning horrible

players are increasingly terrible the lower you go, fuck me

>no one asked about the ui in the top left of junkenstein's revenge coming to the game
reeeeeeee

>>159480383
>>159480431
D E L U S I O N
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L
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>libcuck already considering cheering for an esports team that isn't from his state and afraid of letting people know that

Jesus fucking Christ.

>>159480572
Never seen one autist force their shit so hard
Worse than any other shipping group
Fuck off already

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>>159480443
My husband

>>159480462
Torbjörn
If the one Swedish character is gay I will fucking kill myself

Who are going to be the soon to be revealed fags?

>>159480548
WRONG

Symmetra is though.

Killfeed question was good, it should at least change if it's a headshot

unf this redhead

>>159480462
Only the male heroes being confirmed gay.
Mercy/Pharah, Tracer/Widow and Zarya/Mei fags will literally mass suicide.

>>159480578
No because I was placed in low gold and then worked into plat

I belong there.

>>159480674
How is Sym an amputee? Am I missing something?

Who else here is relieved they're going to release a very special LGBT comic soon? I was starting to feel unrepresented!

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>>159480383
>>159480431
>>159480449
>>159480505
>>159480505
>pharah is just a head connected to a robot battlesuit

SOMEONE NEEDS TO ASK HOW MUCH OF GENJI SI A ROBOT

ALSO WHAT IS THE LINK TO THE STREAM

>>159480702
>Zarya/Mei

what the fuck?

OR YOU COULD JUST FUCKING TALK

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>>159480484
>>159480517
>>159480632

Please I need this amputees are my fetish.

>hotkey to say "I'm dead" or "I'm on the way"
kek

>>159480743
have you looked at her fucking arm lately?

>>159480437
I used to ship them but the fucking menu pose of Junkrat and Roadhog during the Halloween event was some of the gayest shit I've ever seen, so my bet is those two are the token gay couple.

Sorry Mei, you might be thick, but Roadhog's thicker.

>have a key saying "I am dead".
Average Gamer Grill. Should come in handy often.

>new character is a member of Talon
>except she's not really loyal yo Talon and has her own agenda

OK, this is some bullshit and you know it.

>>159480743
Her arm is cybernetic, gears in the finger joins and everything.

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wew

>>159480462
By buttblasted, are we talking about the 12-year-old COD squeakers who use gay as an insult, or the social justice shipperfags who only want the RIGHT people to actually be gay in spite of saying that everybody should be gay?

>>159480743
Her arm.

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>>159480661
Also my husband

Post season high and season low.
High: 2500
Low: 1700

>>159480538
>Amputeefag asks the devs if Pharah is amputee
>Straight up says "No"

>>159480743
How the fuck is she not? Were people THIS retarded to think she wasn't?

>>159480578
I got 72 in season one so I think I'm fine
However I'm like 2900 now and haven't been able to get into diamond, suicide watch

>this literal inbred autist

>>159480795
>>159480795
>>159480795
>>159480795
>>159480795
>>159480795
;_________________;

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>>159480527
Hello Junkrat-anon!

Are you watching the Q&A as well?

>>159480743
Her arm is actually robotic. Confirmed by lead character designer.

>>159480658
>evidence out the ass
>story appropriate
>at this point it's all but confirmed

YOU
WERE
WARNED

Your ass hurts now, you better prepare for an operation when it gets confirmed.

>Sombra health too low
FUCK
OFF

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>>159480662
Don't worry anon

Why is this amputee shit being brought up again?

>>159480462
Rein better not be gay, I hate bara

>>159480606
2700 hitting 2300 here

What a fucking nightmare. I had some guys that couldn't understand how the enemy Mei got her ult out so quick when they literally just whined about getting headshot by her. They actually suspected she was using hacks to get ult charges quicker. Save me.

Duncan please.

This is what happens when an actual autist attempts sarcasm.

>gib sombra shield and increase her HP

who let the retard use the mic again?

wash your face kid

>her health feels very low
This fucking anti-nigger.

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>>159480437
Finally a heterosexual pairing.

I was starting to think this community is gay.

>sombra
>low HP

average reaper fag

SOMBRA REGENERATING SHIELD CONFIRMED

Oh look it's fart fetish OP

>sombra health low
LMAO

>>159480827
>every single girl is a landwhale
this is disgusting tbqh

>Sombre autist

>>159480809
Reaper only uses them for supplies and Widow is only there because of brain washing.

>>159480845
I haven't done my placements.

First season I placed at 55, lost all games for the next two dies due to trolls and leavers, and stopped playing ranked once I reached 50.

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BUFF SOMBRA

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>>159480805
>>159480869
Sorry, nobody plays Symmetra so I would never know.

>fags already want Sombra buffs

lmao

>>159480992
Don't worry we gayfags are getting a special comic just for gays

I expect at least 4 gays, 2 bis, and 1 trans

Soldier76 will be the trans

WHO LET THIS AUTIST ON THE MIC

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>>159480943
Acquire taste

>Blizzard diversity striking again
A literal fucking retard! Duncan is now a legend.

>>159480778
Seriously, why isn't anyone ever asking that?

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DUNCAN ASKING THE HARD QUESTIONS

Why do Symmetra's skins give her a normal arm though?

>Suggesting hero changes for a character you haven't even gotten to play for 24 hours

Fucking retarded people

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I bet Duncan will be in bronze next season

>>159481027
>I want regenerating shields like "sombra" has

Jeff knows how to play his own game

duncan pls go

>>159481027
holy fuck, that imbecile. This what OW team has to deal with every day. I feel sorry for them

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>amputeefags on suicide watch

>>159481091
Get away from my favorite character, fag

>Sombra disabling genji doublejump

OUR GUY

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IS THIS GINGER /OUR GUY/?

What if the hidden character beside Hanzo in the Sombra network image is the third Shimada sibling, their little sister who took over the clan after Genji and Hanzo left???

>>159481027
GIVE ME A BUTTON THAT TAKES ME TO VICTORY SCREEN

>>159481112
Why do some skins make some heroes young again or into literal monsters

Hint: Fuck you

DUNCAN IS OUR GUY

>letting the autist continue to talk because he's special
>asks even more retarded questions
DELET NAO

>>159481112
you can ask similar questions to all heroes

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>>159481027
THE FACE OF AUTISM

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With sombra incoming, will junkrat see more play in comp now?

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>>159480879
No, I've just been watching things unfold in the thread. I'm kind of surprised the amputee thing came up again, but mostly it seems like it's been an interesting panel!

>completely turn off Omnics and cybernetics
That would be hilarious, but she's OP enough.

Also, on the topic of giving Sombra shields, I'd be okay if she had 50 HP with 150 shield like Zenyatta, then enemy Sombras can completely destroy other Sombras.

>>159481112
They take place in the past essentially, even the gun's design is much more "in prototype"

HERES 10 REASONS WHY REDDITORS LOVE THIS GINGER

>Asked this question last year

Lorefags are dedicated if absolutely nothing else

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>>159481174
He's my favorite character too

>>159481268
Only on KOTH for camping translocators

QA strim where?

Why do these niggers care about what happened to their countries so much?

>>159481167
he is literally autistic don't bully

>Fat girl with dyed hair
>HEY IM X COSPLAY
Oh my god

>>159481027
I bet half the faggots posting here are about as autistic as he is.

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#hackmyheart

fucking kek

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>its a lorefag question

Hi mom

Medieval Mode.

melee weapons, bows, and crossbow weapons only.

what does each hero use?

how do you change their abilities to be medieval and not future cyberpunk?

>No one asked about the UI from Junkenstein's brawl

REEEEEEEEEEE
NO ONE CARES ABOUT MOTION SICKNESS ACCESSIBILITY

OH NO THIS LAST QUESTION IS GOING TO BE A BIG ONE

>we have time for one more question
>let the fucking retarded sjw that gets motion sick playing fps games ask a dumbass question

>>159481378
MUHHHHHHHHHH DIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
more please!

>Doing all the damage as Junkrat
>Getting all the kills and starting/finishing all initiations
>Win all of the games
>Team still tells me to switch
>"no"
>Every match
>Muted
Lol

What was her name? Cerebral palsy?

>>159481268
>picking a shit hero just for a slight nuisance to Sombra
Terrible decision.

>Fat woman with dyed hair
>I HAVE X
>Asking about accessibility options for a niche problem at a fucking Blizzcon QnA

Fucking Tumblr

>>159481027
This kid probably downvoted me on the official forums for telling him Hanzo isn't OP

>>159480845
lowest 3076
highest 3270

Where are you clowns watching it

ITS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE
>FAT COSPLAY
>HI MUM
>MOTION SICKNESS
>HE WALKS LIKE THAT
IT WAS SO BAD THEY HAD TO END IT

When are they removing the final score screen? It's a waste of time

>see these people
>can barely talk, most of them are legit autistic or mentally challenged
guess this explains THOSE games

>hang out at the panel area for an hour early to even get in line for questions
>then stand in line for 45 minutes to ask a lore question


a u t i s m

>>159481467

>Motion sickness is a niche problem

I'm not saying it's a good note to end on, but fuck

>>159481443
Post a masteroverwatch link.

THIS WAS THE LAST OVERWATCH PANEL RIGHT?

>>159481443
>Junkrat
>getting kills
Nice silver league

>>159481408
I don't want this desu

>>159481587
ye

Jesus christ like half the shit they answered was stuff they've already answered before. Did we learn anything new?

Wait, I didn't understand that last question. What's so specific about bastion and motion sickness? What's the connection?

>>159481443
Heyo bronzo

WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO ADD A PROPER STATS SCREEN ON THE TAB KEY AND AT THE END OF THE MATCH?

>>159481598
harpoons

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>>159480998
i'm not fart fetish op

>>159481598
FooD.Va

>>159481636
Gay soon.

>>159481637
He walks jerkily and your player camera is actually attached to the model head so that means he bumps a bit as he walks

Just wait. It'll be revealed that Rein and Torb have been madly in love for decades!

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>>159481467
>>159481427
>motion sickness
>tumblr sjw

/pol/ gets more amusing everyday

>>159481505
It really is
>Accidentally quit too fast and get suspended due to having to wait fucking forever for the game to decide to stop rubbing the Defeat screen in my face

>>159481598
Doritos overload

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HAS THERE BEEN ANY FUCKING INFO ON SYMMETRA? ANY ACTUALLY SUBSTANTIAL INFO?

>>159481325
being autistic and being stupid aren't the same thing

>>159481637
his "wonky" walk

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>giving last question to [I have X] tumblr landwhale

>>159481598
oh, murica

>>159481637
Bastion mains are mentally deficient that they need help.

>genji girl version

WHYY DIDN'T THEY DO IT
WTF

>>159481605
Why exactly would he not get kills in higher leagues?
Do characters become immune to explosives or something?

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>>159480943
>I hate bara
low test detected

>>159481598
Nice ham reminds me of the pigs I plow back at the pappy's farm I visit for summers.

>>159481665
Shut up Duncan

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NOVEMBER WAS RIGHT
NOVEMBER WAS RIGHT
NOVEMBER WAS RIGHT

LITERALLY
BTFO

>>159481636
GAY STORY COMING SOON
THE NEXT OVERWATCH STORY IS FIRST STRIKE

EL OH EL

>>159481684
NOVEMBER 9TH IS DEATH DAY

>>159481689
>>159481720
Ah, I see, thanks.

>>159481495
PLEASE

REPLY

>>159481598
I would.

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>>159481439

>>159481716
They're planning a rework of her so she's more playable throughout an entire match.

>>159481716
no one asked about her changes

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>>159481692
Sounds great

>>159481598
D.Va cosplayers are fucking lazy shits and should never be posted unless they have a MEKA

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>>159481818
>Posture collar

>>159481808
it's over anyway

>>159481794
Anon. Stop. Just fucking stop, Jesus Christ.

>>159481818
I can't see the willywasher pubes

>>159481794
You have 0 proof. Fuck off.

>>159481637
He has a very slight headbob. I barely notice it, it's not even comparable to something like the Steam version of STALKER

Okay, but who will be the Transperson on the Overwatch cast???

>>159481940
Sombra

>>159481832
We already knew that? Were people retarded enough not to ask for more info about the changes?

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Who's gonna be featured in the gay story?

>>159481940
Mercy

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>that kid straight up ordering them to make sombra a god

how? I win 6 times and loss all my points with just two loses, thats bullshit

>>159481794
Keep up your high energy, anon. I believe in you

why does people get so triggered by lgbt characters

Guys link to the stream?

>>159481598
she's cute

>>159481983
No, people care more about who the homo characters are.

>>159481940
>>159482003

Stop fucking samefagging autist

>>159481940
Sombra, she has a translocater

>>159481750
Fuck off unless you're going to post Rein/Lucio

>>159481940
>Soldier 76
>Originally a woman
>Super-soldier program turned her into a man to get rid of the -4 STR penalty

>>159480462
Winston. (Not the monkey, but the human Winston named himself after)
Not only would they be furious, they really couldn't justify why they are so angry about it. Blizzard trolling would be complete.

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>>159481794
that's pretty funny. I'm glad that he appears to be right because r76 is otp but that anon's 'evidence' was garbo

>>159482003
Some side character from the lore, it will be female, and she will be bisexual.

>>159481940
Bastion

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>>159481605
>>159481641
>>159481557

>we will never know if Widowmaker's ult lets her see camo'd Sombra

>>159481940
We'll find out when Sombra gets released.
She can use her translocator

>>159481978
Ah, but the trick is she'll be Transhuman, not Transsexual.

>>159481598
10/10
Would let her sit on my face.

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>>159482003
Hana and Lena of course.

>>159480553
Not gonna happen. Chu is a Gencyfag so no dice.

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>gf was sucking me off
>decided to imagine Mei was doing it
>it was the best orgasm of my life
This is bad, boys.

>>159482180
Go back to the Street Fighter general faggot.

>>159482165
We know that now, the answer is yes

Also Hanzo sanic arrow

You are dumb tho

The more I listen to this lead designer the more I'm convinced the Overwatch team is genuinely retarded.


>LET'S MAKE A STEALTH CHARACTER!
>WITH TONS OF DAMAGE FROM HER GUN!
>AND WITH TONS OF OVERPOWERED ABILITIES ON SUPER SHORT COOLDOWNS!
>OH AND WE CAN'T FORGET HER BULLSHIT ULTIMATE THAT WILL FUCK ANYONE IN THE ASS, ESPECIALLY ZENYATTA AND ZARYA
>OH YEAH SHE HAS LIKE 200 HP INSTEAD OF 150! ENJOY BITCHES!

>>159482180
M-MY HIPS ARE HACKING ON THEIR OWN

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>>159481907
>>159481914

>0 proof

ITS BEEN IN YOUR FACE FOR MONTHS
THE EVIDENCE IS MOUNTING

YOU CHOSE YOU IGNORE IT

HAHAHA

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>>159482071
Checkmate :^)

>>159482165
Pretty sure it does, as well as Hanzo's sonar arrows.

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>>159482160
>47% win rate

>>159482180
>Ganassa

Take it back

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>>159481818
>no Fareeha to breed with

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What if blizzard just trolled us and used the archaic meaning of gay (Happy/Overjoyed) and its actually Reinhardt doing medieval shenanigans whilst Torbjorn looks after him.

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boop

>>159482220
if she also plays videogames she might be into cosplay sex.

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>>159482226
She's not as thick as Bonita

>>159482306
she's trans

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>>159481598

>tfw cosplaying as diva to instantly become god on earth thanks to betas worshipping me

/vg/ mentioned.

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>>159482306
Fareeha is pure
she is for Angela only

>>159482197
That's kinda cute actually

>>159482261
When can you use a trip so we can filter your retarded ass since mods don't care about the level of shitposting you do here

>>159481832
swap her ult for one of her normal abilities.

so she can constantly place teleport exit pads for her team to use to deploy from spawn quickly.

her ult is now her deploying a swarm of flying armed drones shooting slowing beams.

>>159482315
Or it's not really any of the characters and just someone that's important to the story at hand that's gay. Like the little girl on the cover of First Strike?

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Real talk, who do you think will be gay/lesbian or bi? What do unironically think? Will it be the obvious choices, or will they be surprises like Tracer/Sombra/Zarya being totally straight?

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>>159482315
Works for me

>>159482418
context?

>>159482113
black bottom detected

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>>159481362
Bitch better be able to bust some JoJo poses.

>>159482389
The trans character is actually Roadhog

>>159482113
this ship exists?

Scatter shot should do more damage based on the number of bounces so Hanzo doesn't just use it as a shotgun that can instantly kill anything that isn't a tank.

>>159482469
Why do you choose to ignore the evidence? On November 9th you'll get banned once you have an autistic fit and shit post in rage.

Everything they've put out in the past two days has made me realize that anything good about this game thus far has been a fluke and the overwatch team will have it all destroyed within a years time.

Watching this thread (and people in general) talk about ranks is kind of hilarious.
Seems like if you slap the term "Competitive" on to something and then assign a number to it as well, people become insufferable cunts about it.

>>159482524
Stop fucking asking autist

>>159481716
Her shield are being reworked so it's more fun to use, less drop and forget and something like a more active ability.

Her kit is being reworked so she is more viable throughout a map and on many maps instead of feeling you need to switch off her. The exact example they gave was building up your Teleporter but unable to get it down before losing a point. Could this mean her ult has multiple applications besides teleporter? Who knows.

Also she's a confirmed amputee. Her arm is robotic. The Architect and Vishkar skins clearly depict a time when the light technology/gun was still in a prototype stage and she hadn't replaced her arm yet.

>>159482391
Bunnysuit D.Va is the only one that put effort in
>Mountain Dew in cocktail glasses
>that cute bow
fucking nailed it.

>>159482253
Not really its quite smart.

1) Having the new character start off as powerful or op is a good thing because it will make sure she gets played
2) it will force the meta to change weakening heroes that were considered too strong before.
3) They can always make changes later, there's no point in getting perfect balance now when they can just qa test and limit bugs.
Communities always know the balance better then the devs because they can exploit it better.

>>159482583
>Scatter shot should only be useful when it's highly random, not when it's a calculated shot
Hanzo isn't even viable competitively, why do you even want this??

You want to reward people who can't aim and just fling arrows that bounce around at random?

>That arrow bounced 8 times, enjoy your 400 random damage from the blue!

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>>159482560
She uses lens flare well.
There may be hope for us yet JoJoBro

>>159482613
Gold detected. Enjoy your proper placement in Silver next season.

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>>159482524
I really hope Zarya is straight or bi, I wouldn't want them to give in to buff grill stereotypes

I want some lesbians and bi grills and I don't care about the gay boys but if there is one it's probably one of the weebs

>>159482429
>implying Mercy or Pharah will ever be gay
Not with Chu dangling Genji over Angela.

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>>159482559
No I just like size difference

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>>159482524
I think maybe Jack but not necessarily with Gabe

>zero useful, meaningful questions

At least Jeff's bantz were top notch.

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>>159482568
>they were lady nipples the whole time

>>159482391
Fat and skintight suits... ugh

>>159482261
Anon, I have nothing against Reaper76, but I'm coming from a place of genuine concern here - not just for everyone in the thread, but for you. It's not a good idea to get this excited over a pairing when there's still a non-zero chance that it won't happen. I'm worried about you, what will you do if First Strike comes out and the pairing gets debunked? Please don't do this to yourself.

>>159482715
>Bunnysuits
>Good cosplay ever

Pleasing your dick does not mean good cosplay
They're all lazy shits

>>159482160
Currently sitting at 187-186 with 23 draws, sue me

>>159482751
kek like clockwork
You know I'm right.

>>159482726
I would prefer if Sombra stayed strong and they instead made every other hero in the game equally strong + made ults charge way slower. It would make for more fun gameplay in my opinion.

But it's going to stay like it is now with POKE POKE POKE POKE BUILD ULTIMATE NANOBOOSTED GENJI/REAPER WOOOOOOOOOO

>>159482782
Jack is gay for lolis

>>159482798
No it's like Chaz Bono, they become moobs once you come out as trans-male

>>159482752
>steventumblrverse
Fuck off to your hellhole

>>159481794
Doesn't First Strike feature a bunch of heroes?

>>159482568
I know you're joking but Roadhog is actually the most popular trans headcanon character on certain parts of Tumblr

>>159482864
Well she actually had to make her suit whereas most of the others just ordered theirs.

I sincerely hope Genji turns out to be gay so that all his shitter mains get angry about it.

>Zarya was made in direct response to LGBT bitching

>GEE I WONDER WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE THE GAY CHARACTER

>>159482976
All the original founders at least

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>>159482113
>Rein/Lucio
You're worse than the Rein/Junk fag

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>hots fags get this while we are stuck with rachel the soggytitmonsterchin

>>159482837
>non-zero chance that it won't happen

How delusional are you. You've been warned. You have such little time to prepare yet you haven't.

>>159482976
First Strike is going to focus on Morrison's story though. That's what Metzen said anyway.

>>159483021
I want them to confirm her as straight and just having an interest in breast cancer awareness. It would be beautiful.

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>>159482391
>those creamy thighs on the one in shorts, looking at her phone

>>159482996
>McCree and Genji are outed
>their playbase drops by 40%

McCree should deal 50% more damage when shooting illegal immigrants like Reaper and Sombra

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>>159482989
>I know you're joking

Am I?

Are you sure I'm not just a ftm bear expert?

>>159483071
Fucking in_control getting such a god-tier wife.
How did this esports faggot do this?

>>159483074
When you stream you're suicide after the comic is released, I'll pray for you.

>>159482996
Not with Chu being into Gency.

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>>159482972
Nah

>>159483021
She was introduced in response for "body diversity" though, not LGBT.

>>159482996
Main writer ships Genji and Mercy so that's never going to happen.

I hope every character is bi and everyone would just fuck everyone else, every shipperfag would be happy and Kaplan becomes the president of the world, loved by everyone.

>>159482972
>still parroting the m-muh Tumblr thing

/v/ is a couple of boards up m8

>>159482989
Why can't they leave my Roadhog alone?
>Any art where he is unmasked or trans

I want to burn it all down

>>159483134
>ftm bear

I thought it was impossible for FtM's to be anything other than twinks?

>>159483249
i won't be happy until there's a second d.va in the game that fucks the original d.va

>>159483074
>First Strike is going to focus on Morrison's story though. That's what Metzen said anyway.
Doesn't mean he's going to be the fag though. For all we know Liao and Reyes could bump uglies.

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>just lost a match because of the bug where the game doesn't recognize you contesting if it goes into overtime

And it triggered my lose streak bonus because of it too, thanks, blizzard.

When am I getting a forestfinn character?

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>sombra can stop a scrap gun from working
>sombra can't make a robot change forms

>>159483249
no fuck off

yuri is shit and needs to die

yayoi on the other hand is okay <3

>Metzen leaves Blizzard
>they thank him by making his character a homo
lol

>>159482524

It cant be soldier or reaper because that will upset the cod audence (Though anything gay upsets them anyway)
could be the other person in the
Lucio, dva, mei or Tracer just seems obvious for some reason
Torbjorn would actually bring even more depth to the character, that he's not only resentful about his actions but also his sexuality.
I'd laugh if it was winston.
Reinhardt seems the logical sound choice since it makes very little difference to him.

>>159483130
Only if he has the American skin on.

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>no invisible mode for when you just want to do solo queue and your friends keep inviting you to groups

>>159483335
Most are bears or range from average to bear

ftms have a significantly easier time passing than mtfs

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>>159483413

It baffles me how anybody can think anyone except Zarya is gay

>>159483389
>sombra can hack a hook tied to a rope

>>159483461
iktf, time to get another account

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bZyB7-OvZ0

>>159483389
sombra hack forces bastion into recon mode

r u new?

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>>159483461
I got a smurf and holy shit it was such a good decision.

>>159483461
>We would like to add an "Appear Offline" option to Overwatch. We are in the process of coordinating this with Battle.net and the other game teams. Because our social system is a cross-game system (WoW, Hearthstone, Heroes, SC2, D3) adding this functionality is not trivial for us. I know there has been discussion around this feature for a long time, and things have definitely not moved at a rate which is acceptable, I can assure you we care about the feature and want to figure out how to make it happen.

Just fucking tell them you want to solo queue until Blizz moves forward on it.

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>>159483461
>No friends and stuck with solo queue shitters eternally

>>159483553
what makes you think that zarya is gay?

>>159483506
No way, every single FtM I've ever seen is a twink or occasionally regular-looking, maybe even muscular, I know a few in real life

Do you hang out in gay communities or something?

>>159483553
>Russians
>gay

pick one

>>159483376
You forget that the way they designed 76 correlates to when Metzen and Petras said there were gay characters in the story already. There are also the minor in game cues. All together it adds up and saying the gay story is coming soon is only icing on the cake.

It's coming.

>>159483625
No, he stays into sentry, but is unable to change back. He also stays as a tank until the time runs out, whereas her ult cancels Roadhog's ult.

Zarya is russian and is into small young feminine boys.

>>159482429
too bad mercy's a slut then

>>159483434
You're forgetting that Liao was there too.

Heh, what if it turns out that Ana is actually a lesbian and Pharah is a science baby?
Would explain why they make such a giant secret out of Pharah's "father".

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>they make zenyatta both the gay and trans character

>>159483657

>>159483730
I might

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>>159483335
I knew a friend of a friend who was FtM and he was a masculine fat fuck, so it's not totally unrealistic.

I hope it's actually neither of the Junkers, though. Ignoring the fact that there are more pressing matters to their characters than what pronouns they use or who they like to bump uglies with, can you imagine them being representations for anything? The shitstorm would be visible from space.

>>159483751
It's the future where shillary has already nuked russia until they made all their leaders culturally-enriched diversified sjws

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>tfw no fareeha gf to wrap her legs around my head

Thanks for taking the time to BTFO amputeefags again Blizz

>>159483553
lucio is gay as fuck

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>>159480383
>>159480431

>>159483875
You're an idiot

>>159483553
They might not be going the flamboyant faggot/butch dyke route
Some gay people are just normal people

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>>159483872
How can Blizzard be this good at character design?

There is not one female character I do not love.

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>>159483691
>not earning your place in diamond and higher with nothing but your own grit and skill carrying you and your team to victory

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I made it
we're all gonna make it brah

>>159483781
I wouldn't mind, really. Though the question is. Is it gonna be Reaper then or someone else?
Might be that Jack had a boyfriend that died in the crisis and that's why be went to the Super Soldier programm.

NEW META
Offensive heroes:
Sombra
McCree

Defensive:
Mei

Tank:
Zarya
Reinhardt
Winston

Support:
Lucio
Ana

I've played Sombra on Blizzcon, can confirm.

>>159483786
you are factually wrong, I've seen him forced into recon by Sombra on the Unit Lost stream yesterday, and also Tim talked about it on the Anne Munition stream confirming that is the correct behavior

if you want to choose to believe incorrectly until the PTR comes out that's fine with me though, not my job to teach you stuff

>>159483394
>yuri is shit and needs to die
>yayoi on the other hand is okay
my omnigga

>>159482878
meant for >>159482271

>>159483875
No, just a hue monkey.

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>“There’s a plan to do what we’re calling Play of the Game 2.0,” he said. “It’s been on the books for a little while. It’s just a matter of prioritizing everything. We have a lot of really cool ideas. We want to do a lot with the camera work. We have ideas for cooperative Play of the Games. Because what we have right now, is Zarya could ult, and then Genji gets the credit. And that’s like, ‘Come on!’”

>“So we want to highlight the combo play itself, to show both,” he added. “There’s some tricky things there, like how do we handle Play of the Game intros, and how do we decide who gets credit.”

Hopefully we get this sooner rather than later

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>>159483834
Junkers would be a bad choice considering they're literal joke characters