Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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OUR GUYS.

Bulldog.
Arteezy.
N0tail.
that's it.

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post your futa waifu

Big dick sc2 blowing dota the fug out.

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I want Cap to hold me down with his strong hands and whisper the secrets of hype casting in my ear

>>159471914
>yuroapes
>our guys

lmao

epik simply epik

>>159472059
heh.... forced memes...

>tfw no dota 2 gf

>>159472203
i dont know man i thought it was funny

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>>159471978
delete this! she is pure

>>159472059
you do realize we can see the (you)'s right?
nobody thought that shit was funny
literally just (you)

>want to enjoy a fun game of dotes.
>forgot you get lpq after 1 report.
oh..

>>159472059
I miss whyareyousomaddotardsposter
I miss tonyposter
I miss drippingwetdoecuntposter
I miss aiushtahposter
I miss gents
i'll miss nagaslardarposter when he's gone

>>159472345

> She

>>159472203
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Sing is our guy

>>159472423
obviously i know that what am i retarded
even so there were more posts by other people than by me, whats ur point? i lit the fire a little bit ya know

holy shit tasteless looks so old now, and jesus sc2 is still an awful game

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>that dick bulge

Now he's losing weight is it only going to look bigger?

>>159472662
Zerg defends against terran instead of the other way around. Things are weird. It's like support AM or spectre and carry dazzle or some shit.

>>159471978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fola80rQop4

Is NP going to be actually invited to events now?

>>159472631

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>>159472058
man
cap has a tranny gf?
noice

>>159472892
no why would they
the only legit teams they played against were EG and VP and they got raped by both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzJ53eAJ3G0

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>>159472726

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Explain yourselves doturds

Almost getting beaten by hots

>>159473287
that's not evian tho

>>159472892
After pulling out of dreamleague because they got dumpstered? Not likely.

>>159472345
I want her to cram her massive cock into my ass

I don't even know if it would fit but I want her to try

>>159473402

> Evian

Even your taste in water is fucking awful

Is RTZ on /wsg/

What is all this cancer

>>159473564
did you save that pic without even knowing what it meant retard

>>159473564
Why are you even here if you don't know the memes you post

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Best heroes for rat dota? I would just play Broodmother but she seems to get easily countered. preferably not tinker i hate playing him

>>159473564

his dick is as big as a aquafina bottle exdee

>>159473832
Morph

>100% of games are very high skill
>every tard in a game always has some normal skill games in the last 5 games
EVERY
TIME

>>159473832
any hero with mobility can rat if enemies don't have a lot of stuns

Even if they do morphling is pretty good

>>159473832
>playing dota during wcs

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>>159473832
Arc fucking Warden

>>159473832

>purchase blink dagger
>carry tp
>have map awareness

whoa u split pusher now

>>159474140
bad lone druid

These casters are basically badTobi with the screaming.

>>159471914
>rtz
lol, gross.
>>159473832
meepo, senpai.
or i mean, you could go the easy route and play furion. just make sure you tp top ;)

daily reminder that terran is the only race that EARNS 100% of its wins

>basically a 10 min gg
>game will be dead now
You had a good run.

>go to rtz stream
>get trolled

does he really listen to this music himself or is he just shitting on the stream because dotards hate themselves and like getting shat on?

>>159474332
>1000 magic dmg when he gets level 6
>farm faster than an Alc because LOL DOUBLE MIDAS
>can disable an entire team with Vyse and Bloodthorn
>literally no risk hero, just send and army of clones
>inb4 DURRRRR ULTI GIVE BOUNTY DURRRRRR just learn to micro you dumb fuck

>>159474791
bad post

>>159474662
Shit things are still shit even if you like them ironically

So who cares, it's shit.

>>159474791
>ignored in elimination mode
Yeah OP isn't he?

>200$k
woah

>>159474993
Who are you again?

sing sounds like a cuck now
what happened

>>159474993
Not him but

He was picked there couple of times

Surely more than LD

>Lost 500mmr in 1 week
Okay, what hero do I spam and what build? I am 2.9k now.

>>159475243
got mentally penetrated when kaipi destroyed him

>>159474949
i'm thinking he listens to actual music himself while only the streams get to hear this shit

>Bill fucked tons of women behind Hillary's back and she stayed married to him
>a literal cuckold is about to become the President

Defend this dotards.

>>159475554
females cant be cuckolds
just like how supports can't be op

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WHAT HERO?

>>159475656
Morphling

>>159475595
>he doesn't know about cuckqueens
hello newfriend

>>159475656
>0 denies
2k shitter

>>159475656
WK

>>159475656
centaur

>>159475656

Chadwarden the warrunner

>>159475656
p u d g e

>>159475656
storm spirit, yawn

>>159475656

kel'snippity

>>159475656
clan_iraq

>>159475690
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>>159475720
>>159475725
>>159475749
>>159475751
kys

>>159475714
Most women actually prefer men with multiple partners.

>>159475656
ck

>>159475917
They must be dream women

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>>159475690
>>159475720
>>159475725
>>159475749
>>159475751
>>159475953
ALL
THIS
FUCKIGN
REDDIT
/d2g/
IS
DEAAAAAAD

>see you at blizzcon in 2017
Lmao they think they stand a chance. Well I don't know if dota will live forever either.

>>159476061

is it autism to post the same picture for 4 years.

>>159472345
sheever is the purest

>>159476126
If you do something for long enough it's tradition

>>159475656
earthshaker

>>159476126
>autism
welcome to d2g

>>159476081

Dota is part of the cultural heritage of third world shitholes, plus free

That's why dota numbers aren't swayed by new releases overall

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>no creep hero
dotards?

>>159476516
Doom

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>aN/aN/aN(undefined)aN:aN:aN No.undefined ▶

the fuck?

>>undefined
WHAT

DOTARDS I'M SCARED

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>play ranked once again this time i try US west server
>go as clinkz because why not
>have a dazzle support lasting hit my creeps
>while bagging me to destroy the tower for his quest or whatever keep shiting on me
>change line
>go top look at slark is feeding the enemy CM and weaver
>somehow mange to kill them both
>slark shit on me for KS
>go gank the mid liner
>our SS isn't last hitting creeps
>invoker is ahead of him by few level
>meanwhile bot dazzle didn't call missing and we all got fucked side ways
>we lost at 35 min
>somehow it my fault

it like God doesn't want me to play ranked anymore

>>159476950

>playing clinkz because why not

Found out why you lost anon dont need to read the rest.

wtf

>>159476942
This is sending chills down my spine

>you will NEVER get UNDEFINED

just fuck my dubs up senpai

>>159476950
>change line
>line
fuck off thirdie scum

play on your own server

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what's happening

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>pick jungle LC once in months
>get low priority

WTF

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>>159471771
c-can i get a you ?

>>159477096

my servers are full of Russians and Arabs you guys couldn't possibly have it worst

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Soe's hosting a dota lan in a week, we gotta lay the groundwork for her return

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I need an elite team. I am looking for a few very bad heroes for my mission.

We have a game to lose

Artour is fucking 9k and 800 above average, and lanes still getting stolen from him for a "smurf"

THE TRENCH DOESNT END

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>>159477380
anyone got that imgur one anon posted with hundreds of her pics?

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>election on just three days
I'm so scared. Please tell me Trump is winning.

>>159477474
he said that's why it is impossible to get 9k on US servers

>>159477543
http://imgur.com/a/SfWnO

>>159477659
mmm this is the reason

>>159477603

Trump has no desire to actually win the election. He wants to get a dedicated core of alt right pepes so he can start Fox News 2.0

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>>159477659
nice nice

>>159472785
I'd pay to see carry Dazzle in a pro game. One of the kekkest pub strats

>>159477804
>>159477659
>>159477543
>>159477380
soe

more like

sow

oink oink

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William Lee @Blitz_DotA
Down 30 ty grace cap and Charlie for helping me stay motivated


any advice on losing weight like him...

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Post the first dota2 match you ever played

>>159478058
hey back to your containment zone starcrumpet

>>159478064
get a gf and then have her leave you

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>>159477603
assange just released a new batch of leaks

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>>159478064
start a diet of pure semen

>>159478131
he has a gf?

>>159477819
He's a little fucked then, because now the country can't decide which candidate terrifies them more.

>>159478064
nothings gonna fix his gook face

>>159477659
The way soe smiles pisses me off so damn much

>>159477819
>>159478196
thats nonsense
trump wants to win and he WILL win
Making a Trump TV to bypass the establishment media is also needed.

>>159478174
no she left him

>>159478038
Everyone used to carry back in wc3

>>159478064

why does it look like he has breasts now

>>159478064
msspyte is a lucky girl

>>159478141
>purge btfo

i'm not sure how you can be happy sanders lost when clinton is the other choice and she's just going to cheat more if trump gets a lead

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>>159478064
>that plump butt
>that dick bulge

soe has no fucking ass

>>159476516
what is rubick?

who wants to memepush in USE or south america servers? (no gays, no weirdos, no suicidal neets, no needy people)

>>159478058
Im not saying she is perfect, but you dont need to be perfect to be super cute.

>>159478370
she dumped him

>>159478272
>to bypass the establishment media
Please, if he gets elected, he will be the establishment. The media tried to kill Obama back when he competed with Clinton, too: http://www.ibtimes.com/bernie-bros-obama-boys-echoes-2008-medias-clinton-sanders-pundit-clash-2300707

They have no ideological agenda, they just have no reason not to enforce the status quo. If it changes, they will adjust.

>>159478370

she dumped him because he kept going on loud asians are the master race rants whenever they went out for dinner

>>159478386
trump isn't a cuck who is just gonna take it, like bern victims
They learned their lesson hopefully, don't trust a jew

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>>159478469
???

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>>159478637
>they have no ideological agenda

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who keeps nahazposting on /v/

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>>159478469
>americans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asPTAL5xk18

>>159478724
>posts image from like 6 years ago
ass sizes change dumb dumb

>>159478681
>trump isn't a cuck who is just gonna take it, like bern victims
High energy wouldn't save Melania from falling onto some bullets.
>They learned their lesson hopefully, don't trust a jew
Trump is an ardent Zionist. /pol/ has yet to explain this one way.

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>>159478858
me

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>YAWAR

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>>159478858
all me

>>159478928
hitler was a zionist

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>>159478868
looks fine to me

>>159478774
I wouldn't really consider money an ideology.

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Post forgotten Nahaz's

>>159479123
how does forcing "diversity" on my country and continent get them money exactly?

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>>159479148

>>159479148
why do white men feel the need to get offended for gays and minorities that don't give a fuck

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is nahazposting the new blitzposting?

>>159479148
its ironic because he wasn't triggered by turbopussy and goes on to say its good because its not related to gender

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>>159479148

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>>159479368
Upcoming hot new old meme

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>>159479259
Are you the guy that made this picture?

>>159479368
>nahazposting
>new
???

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>there are people in this thread who don't nahazpost
see me after class

>new veno aghs
>your plagu wards now shoot venomous gales instead of harmless green spaghetti

there dotards

icefrog me

>>159479123
cultural marxism and globalism are not about money

>>159479673
So you believe in magical beings that exist solely to make your life miserable?

>>159479589
no but it does have some truth to it

who /sour patch kids/ here?

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nahaz is pretty based desu

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>tfw the stats lied

>>159479820
they are satan worshippers and occulltists

the long term goal is a global brown underclass ruled over by these leftists

>>159479635
His current aghs is cancer enough

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so Soe get cucked out of Overwatch by a more attractive female host and had to come crawling back to dota 2?

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I wish I had beatiful silver hair like Nahaz. Now I'm just balding like Loda

>>159479820
that's quite a way to interpret his words

>>159477659

>glorious long hair and no tats slowly transitioning into more pig disgusting tats and short dyke hair

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>159480041
You literally sound mentally ill.

>>159480043
Cancer in what way? His ult always seemed fine as is if you have levels.

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>>159480097
wear hat then

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>>159480151
you're insecure in your sexuality we get it

>>159480274
you are a closet homo if you think testosterone injecting dykes are attractive

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Every time i try to finish these support/post 3-4 quests I get gamelosing carries. Every time.
Doesn't matter how much space they get, they will find a way to lose.

>donald trump assassination attempt just now

hold me d2g

>>159480274

the only bitch that ever did short hair was trinity

where is the based /int/ poland bro with his long hair folder to cast these disgusting short haired pig digusting tattoo'd needs no man slut pics into the the abyss where they belong

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>swindle steam name
I regret reading Dune now

>>159480657
lmao it's a fucking haircut

>>159480627
thanks mike!

>>159480657
It's hair. It grows back.

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>>159480614
>Implying he gives a fuck
>He is already back in the stage

>>159480627
yeah I need to see those screenshots

>>159481263
>>>.-. . -.. -.. .. -

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>>159481436
It's just typical rage no lame as a nigger's baby stuff

>>159480627
mike truly is the best dude
>142
how time flies

So im trying ebola spirit

How come by timing it right, you can get the speedboost from one remnant and still kick it away for the stun same time?

It just sends away an invisible remnant

This shouldn't be like this, should it

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>>159481528
based Professor

>>159480993
it's a shitty fucking haircut*

>>159481604
it's a beta
it will be fixed
that's all there is to it

>>159480993
>>159481089

yeah im sure plato would have had his way with your boypussys

>>159481528
bland as fuck, I was semi-hyped

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>>159481635
people give nahaz a lot of shit but he's just a dotard like anyone else

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>lose unranked games
>win ranked games

gaining mmr is that easy lads, valve's forced 50 system forces you to play with pros if you've lost a lot and retards if you've won a lot

>>159481883
>win 11 in a row
>get the same retard trying to throw on my team and bitching and blaming me 3 (THREE) games in a row despite waiting 15 min to queue
this game is so shit

If it is going to put me on his team again it should at least let me report him again

I have 3 reports and they should all go to that faggot

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>>159479783
should say "give me that pink pussy" after what he did to Sheever

>>159481883
how can forced 50 be real if i have a 53% winrate

how come anyone who whines about forced fifthy is below 5k?

>>159482017

Something like this happened to me recently after a 9 win streak, i feel you

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>>159481789
>plato

i.e. sophmoric bullshit for literal plebs that don't know better

>>159482017

>win a game
>queue for another
>none of your teammates from the previous game are on your team, maybe 1 or 2 on the enemy team

>lose a game
>queue for another
>1 or 2 of your previous trash teammates is guaranteed to be on your team

>>159471978
Can someone please post the sauce or the artist

>>159482031

Who is that skeleton? I don't remember Clinkz or Pugna using a sword.

>>159482017
you're queuing for 15 minutes because there's nobody else queuing, retardo is also queuing 15 minutes waiting for a 10th to free up
the only one to blame is you

>>159482298

i was just picking someone who was a famous boypussy connoisseur- is that fellow one too?

let's say you play offlane

if you get an assload of farm and levels and build items to help your team in teamfights and have the least deaths (3) and most kill participation can you be blamed for losing?

what are people who play dota smoking?

>>159482531
new lich arcana

>>159482531
some Hots champ

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>want to play dotards
>too afraid to catch the /d2gay/

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>>159482531
>you will never roll the bones again

>>159482570
who are you talking to?
and yes, of course you can always be blamed for the loss, doesn't necessarily mean its fair, but you can be blamed.
if you play 9k lvl the first 20 min of the game and singlehandedly keep your team afloat in the game, but then continue to get picked off 3 times in a row into enemies 5man pushing with aegis at your hg, then yeah you fucked up, past 'accomplishments' in that game not counting

>>159482570
Did you annoy and attack the enemy safelane?

Yes: your other cores are retarded
No: you are retarded

>>159482017
>lose 2 times with the same retard in both games
>report him
> queue a third time
>he appears at the enemy team
>stomp their team

>>159482821
this happens so often

usually with retarded stacks who feed 20 kills each and try and blame you

literally nothing better in dota than raping them on the enemy team next game

>>159482821
Forced 33...%... ? ......... ????

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How come this babevsky can manage to have one of the most hilarious streams out there even if he havent said a single word during this whole day?

>Artour goes safe lane with Arc Warden
>Opponent offlane is Sladar
>Artour and his support makes his life miserable
>Slardar has not a single cs in 6 mins
>He is for the first time ever close to a creep with low health
>He really wants this creep
>He uses crush to get the last hit
>He dosent get the lasthit, the creep has like 2hp left
>Artours attacked it before the stun
>Creep gets denied
>Artour: >Good game

Laughed my fucking ass off, HOW DOES HE DO IT?

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>try to go to spankbang for a fap
>down for maintenance
guess ill queue for a match

>>159482950
He plays on NA

>>159482950
high level dotes without filter
its what every stream should be

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>>159482916

On the flip side: There's nothing more infuriating than some shitheel playing like garbage on your team, but then magically playing like he has a brain when he's on the enemy team next game.

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>>159482428
>YOUR BONES WILL NEVER TRAVEL AGAIN
>YOUR WELL BEGUN WILL NEVER BE HALF DONE AGAIN
>YOUR OLD FRIEND WILL NEVER BE DEATH AGAIN
>YOUR ONCE WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH AGAIN
>YOUR THIS TOO WILL NEVER SHALL PASS AGAIN
>YOUR BONE WILL NEVER FRACTURE AGAIN
>YOUR BONES WILL NEVER MEND AGAIN
>YOUR BONE WILL NEVER BE STRONGEST WHERE IT WAS MENDED AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER SUBMIT TO THE EMPIRE OF BONE AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER DRAPE A SKIN O'ER YOUR BONES AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER USE SOMEONE'S BONES TO LINE YOUR GARDEN PATH AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER COLLECT THE DEBTS OF SOMEONE'S TONGUE WITH YOUR SWORD AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER REFUSE TO PAY A ROTTEN CORK FOR SOMEONE'S LOUSY HIDE AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER PITY SOMEONE'S FLEA-BITTEN PELT AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER ROLL THE BONES AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER MURDER BONE SOMEONE AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER CALL SOMEONE A WRETCHED BAG OF SKIN AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER COME FOR SOMEONE'S SKIN AND BONES AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER BE SEEN SOONER THAN THEY THOUGHT AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER FALL WITHOUT RISING AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER SWEAR REVENGE BY YOUR BONES AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A LOVELY TOUR OF THIS BONEYARD AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER CLAIM YOUR ENEMY'S BONES AFTER YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HAVE SURRENDERED ALL THEIRS AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A BONE OF CONTENTION AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER BRING YOUR FOES BACK AS DICE AND DOMINOES AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER GET YOUR BONE STUCK IN THE ENEMY'S THROAT AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER BE GROUND TO POWDER ONLY TO RETURN AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER BE DECISIVE ABOUT CHOOSING A QUEEN AGAINs

>>159483015

buy some hard drives and stop trusting the internet to always have porn

>>159483061
>have bad game
>guy on your team shittalks you constantly
>know you had bad game, but this guy can just fuck off about right now
>que new game
>see said past ally
>pick your best hero
pssst..
nothing personell..
I've been in this position before and his cries of 'b-b-but your slardar is a s-shitter!' only made my dick harder

>>159483061
man I just checked the profile of the guy who ruined 3 of my games and he won the next 2 like 14/5/20

I believe if the forced 50 kicked in for him that I should be fine in my next games

>>159482937
nah, just happening to queue too soon

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>grant thinks losing a duel steals your damage

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>>159482821
>absolute retard support on my team
>constantly criticizes our best player roaming with me
>lose game arguing with him
>next match
>queued against him
>win lane easily
>he is worst player on their team
>their clinkz is a fucking smurf with 300 hours and an anime avatar
>fucking rapes two of my teammates with 0 kills
>gets fat and memes on everyone with bloodthorn
>am fucked because i picked nortrom before he picked
>shitter from last game fucking brags about winning in chat

I'm still a little angry.

>>159472345
this looks like some lol art

>>159482950
>offlane slardar desperate for cs
>offlane
>cs

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>>159483467
Yeah? The days of pic related are long gone

>>159482950
that wasn't funny at all

>>159483602
congrats you are above the age of 18

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>>159483597
>enjoy these lasts moments of joy they will be your last

>>159483597
I meant why wouldn't an offlane Slardar go for kills rather than cs? Is his carry or support teammate just that bad to go for a kill?

>>159473564
Sup newfag

>>159483597
>these last moments will be your last
errytime

>>159483771
m8 if you cant go for cs then you most certainly cant go for kills..

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>Mispronounce Nevada
>Almost get assassinated

How do you pronounce Nevada, /d2g/?

why do people pick rubrick

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what is this heroes name again?

>>159483939
>needing so much cs at early levels

Then the lineup must be shit then.

>>159484005
waveformnling

>>159484005
Tidehunter's gush

>>159484083
what the fuck are you even on about i see you trying to act smart and shit but you're just spewing bullshit ''lmao why dont you jst KILL them xd' like fuck off k nothing you say have any value at all

>>159484005
ling ling

>>159484231
k then, enjoy farming until late game and have your carry whine about you stealing cs instead of ganking lanes

>>159483597
>no jungler
>a bad thing

the meta changed a bit huh

>>159483597
post more old memes.

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>>159484462
literally not talking about any specific game at all and you're all 'k let me just make assumptions about everything about how you play based on you saying that if you are in a bad lane you cant just go 'well I guess I'll just have to kill them then'
notihng
of
value
kys
kthx

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>>159484541
There used to be an imgur album full of old gulag memes, not sure where it went

>>159484494
>riki sven lane with sand king oflane
this is a deep trench game
the meta back then was 2-1-1 and 1 jungler

>>159484697
>1 says whatever
why does this make me laugh

>>159484654
and
nothing
of
value
was
lost

>>159480627
SeemsGood Thanks Mike SeemsGood

>>159484839
if you're talking about your own demise then yes

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>>159484541

>>159484958
>projecting this much

>>159481528
that's what he gets for picking Centaur " worst hero in the game " Warrunner

>>159485015

>minecraft

minecraft was fucking comfy.

>hurr legion commander is bad

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>>159484697
this is a start
http://imgur.com/gallery/P39sp
at what point did we completely stop making and even reporting OC
where did it all go so wrong

>>159485125
thats not what projecting means fishface

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>>159485329
posting /pol/shit is OC here now

>>159485353
>when all he's done is spout ad hominem and namecall

>>159485550
is that the beginning of a poem mr hemingway?

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>>159485542
>tfw the archive doesn't have anything pre october 2015
all those threads lost to time...like tears...in rain

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>>159485542

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>>159485748

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>>159485748

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>>159485965
I miss Bruno desu

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I remember people didn't complain about peruvians too much in the old days
what happened

>drunk arise

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nobody will get this and I don't care

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>>159486063

>when you realize you took bruno for granted and he will never analyze games ever again

>>159486247
NA players stopped playing or some shit

>>159486445
>Instead he's reading reddit to come up with the next dota idea

>>159486432
moscow5?

>>159486613
ehmmm wheres the aegis and od edit

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>tfw even tiny tike dropped dota completely

>>159486625
P

G

G

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>>159486782

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>>159486752

>>159486752
I wonder how burdening feels about a 16 yr old kid winning a TI before him.

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>>159486989
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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>>159486782
but how medusa able to meld

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>>159486980

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>>159487162
>diretide and skele king in one image

is morseposting still a thing

>>159487247
save it till the morning

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>>159487162

>>159487247
a.pomf.cat/fnbhad.wav

>>159487352
lmao

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>>159486782
>Mortred the Phantom Assassin got caught off guard by stone gaze
>assassin got caught off guard
what a disgrace to the sisters of the veils

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>>159487352

>>159487469
post "it"

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>>159487528

>get out of low prio
>first game team is beyond saving
>"whatever, i wan to go back"
>feed 2 games in a row
>still no low prio

i was promised lp if i get reported.
where is it

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>>159487749

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The throwers, now those were the days

wait how can you tell moo & his neighbour switched heroes?

>>159486752
That reminds me, do any of you guys remember when 800 gpm was considered as incredibly impressive?

Now I'm hitting 700+ gpm on mid razor, what the fuck happened to dota?

>>159487954

>Jimmy "Niggers Lips" Ho

The original baffler

>>159488079
You literally get more gold

>>159487954
whatever happened to Jeyo?

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>>159487915

>>159487528
>>159487469
god you're useless
http://imgur.com/a/023xN

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>>159488158
>whatever happened to Jeyo?

They will never find the body

>>159488079
newfag

>>159487954
God this just reminds me of the days when Jeyo was (falsely) considered a good player in North America.

Glad that shitter got exposed.

Now all we need is mason back on a top team, preferably euro.

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>>159488192

>>159488158
disappeared with the other NA shitters like HANNAH_MONTANA and korok

>>159488358
;_;

>>159488275
What? Comeback mechanics weren't around until after TI4 and I'm not referring to the dogshit sentinel heroes vs scourge heroes era where no one knew what the fuck they were doing nor the era where TA's would meld and sit in the easy lane.

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>>159486673