/ink/ - Splatoon General

Callie will never twerk for you

>>159460821
will she at least rub her tits on my face for me?

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i love callie
i miss posting about her

is this the true end of /ink/?

>>159461336
maybe

>>159463046
No, it's the lull between games. Autumn low tide.

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>>159463725
well then, that's just fine

Is the Discord still a thing?
I don't want to be in it, in fact I want to be as far as possible but I'm just curious if it's in shambles yet.

why did /ink/ go from sparse but still bumped to impossible to finish a thread in the span of a day?

>>159466535
I'd rather see ass

>>159469912
You'll have to deal with tits, sorry

>>159464583
when will we be back?
january?

I miss the days when shit happened around here.
I'll never forget you, /ink/

Reminder: If you sexualize squids you are a pedophile!! No "ifs," "ands," or "buts!"

why were so little splatoon doujinshi created?

earth, it's not fair.

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GOOD NEWS GUYS, THIS SHIT GAME IS GOING TO BE ON THE SWITCH WITH NO GYRO CONTROLS

>>159479071
There are actually a LOT of splatoon doujinshi.
It's just that none gets scanned, ever.

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>>159479918
THIS

What weapons do y'all main? Post pics of your squid.

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N-Zap 85/89
Waiting for Spyke to get my parka.

>>159477967
There's actually lots of butts.

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>>159489212

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callie with glasses is cute

Oh hey we're back?
Don't die overnight.

So did you guys buy everything, or just the stuff you actually liked?

>>159496827
bought everything

I still haven't ever worn the Jap fedora though

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team ikamoya!

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>"It Ain't Me" echoes from far away

What do you guys think the likelihood is that Splatoon will come in some way to the new 3ds?

>>159502836
Minus zillion percent. NX is close, and it replaces both it and WiiU.

>>159496827
After you play enough you have a shit ton of money it just makes sense to buy everything

>>159499783
>two rollers is bad to have on a team
>implying having two bad inkers is better in any game mode other than tower control
Not that 96D is a bad inker, though, but it's still no good.

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>tfw your drawing gets yeahs

I really fucking hate rainmaker. Any tips?

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>people bought Wii Us for Splatoon
>Nintendo dropped Splatfest support after 15 months
>online (even ranked) is just Japanese school children
>will likely shut off servers or leave them to die when the Switch version comes out

only Nintendo baby

>>159509310
i've been thinking about the servers too

absolute best case scenario is that nintendo does crossplay with switch splatoon servers

but if the switch doesn't have a gyroscope then that is 100% not happening because wii u players would shit on them

>>159509310
Tbh Nintendo dropping Splatfests was the worst move they could've made.

>>159510516
Yeah, it brought a lot of players back on a monthly basis. Maybe they'll bring it back for the Switch release?

>>159510637
I'm sure they will. I just hope they plan for more than a single year. I'm hoping for 2 and a half at least.

>>159513015
Considering it's going to be a launch (or near) title they'd be insane to drop support that fast.

>>159513217
Yeah, but Nintendo doesn't have the best track record with online multiplayer.

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Don't give up Squiddos, I still believe in you

I haven't played in a while, are the japs still going strong online or has it petered out after the last splatfest?

>>159519210
Splatoon is still popular with the japanese, it was north america and europe that that dropped off after the final splatfest, only people still around are esports players or squidkids

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>>159509310
There's still the approximately 0.02% chance that it gets a forward compatibility patch.

>>159519685
Escort players?

>>159526714
It says esports my man. You know, 'competitive Splatoon' as it were.

>>159526714
https://youtu.be/BMZ2QFLrLvk

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honestly, the only reason i don't want this place to die is because i don't want to never see noseanon again
their art was great, and they were very kind as well
i know they aren't anywhere else but i really wish they were, i worry about what they'll do if this place goes down for good

>>159527519
>this place is shit
>but at least there's still noseanon
Only reason I check these threads every day

>>159527519
I'm sure they'll be back when the next game comes out anon.

>>159531217
i think they're still here
but i'm worried if /ink/ will be

>>159491287
wheres the bamboozler???

>>159526827
>>159526865
My bad. Didn't get much sleep last night.

>>159537795
Old chart, famalam.

S is hell because NOBODY FEELS THE NEED TO DO THE OBJECTIVE!

was about to post this in /nintyg/ but i just checked the catalog out of curiosity. thank god
anyway, i just randomly got the callie/marie and the squid girl amiibos today as a present, they look really good

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>>159542115
grats anon! free dances for everyone!

>translator anon still here
>nozzlenoseanon still here
>squid sisters concert
there is hope

>>159542115
hotglue hotglue hotglue hotglue hotglue

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>>159542115
thats awesome!
ive been playing around with my squid sisters amiibos after that new animal crossing update! its really cool. you can order all her clothing and she acts just like callie.
>Phew! Ohmigosh! I just had, like, THE scariest moment of my life.
>I was driving into the campground, and those trees - they totally came out of nowhere!
>I thought one was going to literally spring up inside my van.
>But it's fine! It's fine! If there's one thing I'm known for, it's my ability to overcome any challenge!
its better writing than the NA translators do
now i can finally dedicate a room to callie like i always wanted (and maybe dress like her but my outfit is already pretty cute)

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today's mmimamami clamors as she watches on in the predicted battle spectator mode! "i hope you'll be able to spectate other battling users! maybe you'll be able to check S+ matches without worrying for once?!" spectating is always fun, but usually i prefer to just play the game. some people just need a break from the stress though, right? in any case, there are already thousands of users who enjoy watching splatoon streams - it wouldn't be unreasonable for nintendo to cater to them! maybe it would have predictions for the winner, like in smash bros?!

so, is anyone in the tournament? or do we not like turf war here?

>>159545236
I'm playing ranked currently.

>>159545236
i'm in the tourney -- how about you?

>>159546583
i have NNID issues that would make it a bit difficult, unfortunately. are you teaming up with people from /ink/?

>>159547293
yeah there were a few of us still around

did you get banned or something?

>>159549226
when you buy a digital copy, it's locked to the NNID it was bought on, rather than to the console. i got it as a present from someone who didn't know that, so i have to play using their NNID. works fine, but i can't squad, etc.

i'm pretty curious to know how someone can get banned though, other than hacking

so, i think we should update the FAQ. yes, the one that no one reads. for the most part it's good, but there are some things that are outdated, particularly the diminishing returns point.
i think addressing why chargers stack so much damage up is important, it's certainly something i was confused about when i was a new player

>>159550557
where will you go if /ink/ dies for good?

>>159550557
Wait, so you can't squad on alts?

>>159553041
/nintyg/
>>159553197
nope, alts don't work at all on it. i really wouldn't recommend buying the digital copy unless it's absolutely necessary

>>159554073
Last time I went there I got no responses when I asked for squads.

>>159554536
i think that's because it's the /vg/ equivalent of a hospice

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>>159554073
>/nintyg/

>>159554073
Wait wait wait wait, I have a digital copy and have three different accounts playing it (my main from which I bought it, my bro's and my alt) and they all work online, though I only squadded from my main. Did I do something wrong?

>>159554989
what
i hope you're not fucking with me, because pretty much everything i've read about how NNIDs work suggests otherwise

>>159555626
yeah I think that other anon is correct

remember during ink 1.0 when we would put together squib squads of C- squids to massacre other C squads? i member

>>159555626
Yes, exactly that. Both my and brother's accounts were there before we bought Splatoon, while my alt is a month old,and all three work.

>>159558807
If octoniggers stop using zapfish for their weapons, they will probably have enough juice to run their kettles ten times over and grow enough food to export it to Inkopolis. But they chose the violent way, and inklings responded in a violent fashion. Now they have no zapfish, neither our nor their, and their domes are crumbling from all the devastation Agent 3 brought in their wake.

>>159559503
they resurrect their old machines to fight back the genocider in the hi-vis vest. also do you really need to rob them of their zapfish when all that had gone missing the great zapfish, which was under the ever watchful eye of Cap'n?

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>>159554073
>>159554658
>haha, /nint-
>mfw i realize that means ill have to go there too if this place dies to see noseanons art

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>>159560295
They were planning to go to war with the surface kind. Not only they resurrected old machines from 100 years ago, they also built a brand new one that can handle the power of the Great Zapfish. Keep in mind guns that kids use in their turf wars are toys compared to Hero Shot, and even it couldn't have possibly prevented collateral damage the octoweapons would've caused, even the old ones. As long as octarians posess weapons of mass destruction, they are going to get pounded hard. They had their chance to achieve diplomatic relations, but they burned that bridge the moment they thought they can take on us.

>>159555626
I remember you from ages ago, haven't you just tried making an alt?

>>159560295
I just had a thought... It is indeed a high visibility vest in our bland and mostly gray and brown world, but in a world where colours are everywhere, it's actually camouflage. Mind blown.

do you guys think callie would like carpenter brut

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>>159565814
https://youtu.be/qFfybn_W8Ak

>>159565814
YES

>>159565814
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts4axsSHlpA
>we're covering this at our next rock concert
>callie that's not a rock song
>it's got guitar shut up!

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>>159565814
i want Callie to try a slower song, i bet she could still keep it high energy even at a medium pace
https://youtu.be/6QUmPZmkr4I

Where can I pirate the soundtrack for this game, or any Squidkid related tunes?

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callie!

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>>159570592
Callie!

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>>159572415

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>finally get on to the tower
>everyone from my team also joins
>we all die thanks to one or two suctionbombs

fuck

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>>159573535

>>159570592
>>159572415
>>159572985
Callie a best. Marie a worst.

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>>159575098

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>>159575098
this
im glad /ink/ is starting to come back to its senses

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>>159575098
I think Annie is better will agree that callie is the best

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she is the fucking strong

/ink/ make me work on my assignment that's due today

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>>159580026
get to work; then you can squad with us later as a reward

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>>159580026

>>159580343
WHAT IS THAT

Does anyone have the copypasta about not sexualising squid loli?

>>159580026
Write the concluding sentence.

>>159580026
Maybe I can draw you something.

Some fucking nip just idled my rank away.

>>159582983
die waito piggu desu

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>>159585229
Fuck the nips.

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Page 9 bump

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>>159588450
>/ink/ will never be as squidilicious as summer 2015 again
jus krill me now

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have some little squid sisters (1/5)

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(2/5)

>animal crossing gets huge update
>splatoon is basically done

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(4/5)

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(5/5)

live

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>>159575098
>>159575765
Could you not

>>159589217
>jus krill me now
I see what you did there

>>159592564
Where were you the 4 months that Mariefags shit all over Callie far past saying Marie was better?
Talk about selective defense.

>>159592182
love

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>>159593065
Stop

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>>159593065
>no one likes callie anymore because of how shitty she is, that's why her managers had her killed and are replacing her with an octoling in the sequel like she always should have been
>...
>callie is better than marie
>can you fuck off?

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>>159593672
>Implying all Mariefags are the same
Where were you to tell those Mariefags to fuck off?

>>159593994
I actually spent my time doing this pretty much all the time during the splatfest, but yeah dude, sure, being just as bad as some random idiots is clearly the smartest thng you can do.

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good night /ink/
I love you

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>>159594363
Don't be angry

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i want takamichi to do charadesign on splatoon switch

>>159594621
it will be dead when you get back

What's the average dick size/cup size for inklings?

>>159598218
20 inches
DD

>>159598218
squids have the biggest dicks of any animal, fact

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3/4 squad

Anyone want to join?

My ID is SuburbanWhiteKid

>>159598791
wrong its barnacles

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today's memimamemi puts the final touches on her "logo making"! it's a shark, of course. "i hope you'll be able to draw your own logo, and put it on your weapons and gear! how about being able to share your design with your friends and teammates?" i think it would be cool to put it on your gear... though i don't approve much of set customizing, allowing the player to customize the aesthetics is a good way to let a player feel unique! though, i'd probably just put a callie motif on all my weapons...

>>159598895
still looking?

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im pretty DTW (down to worship) callie right about now

>>159599523
Full now, sorry.

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just get through this night

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goodnight callie
i love you

>>159598218
B cups and 4.5 inches.

good morning /ink/

>>159606379
Good night.

>>159513015
>>159510516
>>159510637
Always wondered why they couldn't have just preprogramed an extra years worth in.
I wouldn't think it'd need that much interaction to keep them going...

>>159559503
They only used it as a weapon when the squiddo attacked.

>>159610130
Well, Nintendo is kinda retarded when it comes to online multiplayer, so...

>>159563482
>They had their chance to achieve diplomatic relations
Our governments have been completely ignoring their pleas for years, shutting down any pro-alliance protests so the skids don't have to think about it, sooner or later they'll block me for even posting pro-octo propaganda here.

>>159610130
Literally who cares.

>>159610421
For good reason. are all scum and deserve to go the way of the human.

>>159611537
*Octoniggers are all scum

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>>159610421
They had it a century ago, when they were a small starving landlocked nation. Bubbleheads could've joined forces with the Calamari County like Jelly Kingdom did. But they didn't. They decided to fight their way to the sea instead, and killed a hundred times more defenseless, innocent people during GTW than we did specifically trained soldiers during zapfish crisis. The only thing that saved us back then was nothing short of a miracle. So we contained them in old human bunkers that they occupied anyway and made military service mandatory- right now our navy is unparallelled, both in numbers and quality. But it seems that octarians never learn.
>>159610294
They had it. Like humans had nukes. Those who had nukes had power, those who didn't... Well, they became glasslands if they did something wrong. Eventually nuclear nations decided to nuke each other, and that was the end of mankind. We don't want to repeat these mistakes.

>>159612190
Oh, and also, most of their soldiers are clones anyway, both mooks and octolings.

>>159612190
Why do you still feel the need to argue with retards? Octos are shit and whoever likes them is retarded.

>>159613089
Because if you just tell people that octarians are evil, people like him will symphatise with them as it feels like we're oppressing them for the sake of it. But if we educate the population about what they done and what they can do, they'll quickly realise that we have no choice.

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This thread needs some quick respawn.

>>159611537
Humans where objectively bad.
What the fuck have the octs done that was any worse then what we did?
>>159612190
We had enough backup generators the lights didn't even dim for a second when the zapfish was taken, some are saying it hasn't actually been plugged in for a decade, that it was just for decoration, as it alone could no longer sustain our quickly growing city.
But it was just enough energy to keep the octo water purifiers going, fuck, they where using 90% of the surplus energy to fix up hospitals and stockpile medicine, the last 10% to build up that pathetic military we stomped all over.
>They had it. Like humans had nukes
As much as I hate the indiscriminate weaponry the humans had, the helmet cam footage of the octoweapons was nothing like that.
They where piloted and directed, some entirely stationary. Sure, back a century ago that shit might have been deadly, but even our current military pistols are enough to obliterate them
Fuck, all it took was one mildly skilled agent to destroy the lot.
How can you act like they where a nuke level threat when we have tens of thousands of enrolled agents all more competent than that?
>>159612493
I don't see your folks around here either squiddo.

>>159613089
Have you read any of that old human propaganda we all to hate so much? You're doing exactly what they're doing, reducing them to a lower form of life.
Sure, it seems fucking obvious on humans when they where all the same fucking species, but god forbid ANYONE be allowed to talk to an octo troop lest they realise they're basically just a bit thicker than us.
>>159613289
>Educate
>NUUR EBIL OCTOS I MEAN NO SHIT THEY JUST STUPIDER THAN US DEY DESERVE WHAT DEY GET
It's been what, five fucking generations since those IN POWER where fighting us, but no, let's keep oppressing them even more, that never makes people do stupid crazy shit.
Just like they already did with the zapfish.

You might think it's all over for them, that that was their final struggle, I'm dead certain they where planning their next idea even before they took the zapfish.
We make peace now, or come 23/3, we're fucked.

>>159618414
There are no oppressed Octolings, they're all evil

>tfw you win so hard the game only lets you play with asian namers now.
Does this mean i don't have a soul anymore? but i was going to trade it for stuff!

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>>159618197
Are you forgetting that the Zapfish aren't the only source of electricity? Octos reverse-engineered humans' geothermal generators long before our conflicts. Now that they lost a chunk of their power, guys high up are considering getting them a power line to keep their kettles up with our surplus power from tidal waves and windmills. Zapfish is just a powerful *portable* generator, able to power autonomous machines, and that's what violent but squishy octarians shouldn't have- means to power their tanks.

We sure can take on octoweapons, but that's not how it works. They're weapons of mass destruction. They destroy people. Thousands at a time. They destroy buildings, leaving further millions homeless. We can't put civilians in danger. It's better to prevent Luna from getting near the tower than having to hastily splat them after it itself splatted everyone on it. Cynical, yes, but true.

>>159618414
>just a bit thicker than us
If you're referring to octolings, they're not really octarians. They're genetically engineered hybrid species, inferior to both true inklings and true octarians. The actual octarians are mostly like either Octavio or Octobombers/strikers- enormous brain blobs with zero combat capability. That's why they need machines to fight. They can cut off their tentacles and put them into simple machines, but in a long run, a few great octoweapons are much more devastating than a mook army, and the only reason for mook deployment in recent conflict was unpreparedness for counter-strike, they didn't expect our spies to get the intel.

>>159623529 Cont'd, the thread was sinking.
I actually believe octarians are much higher forms of life than us. Their intelligence is truely astronomical. We just can't coexist now, we can't let them out at this point because they will rip us to shreds the moment they're given a chance, and trigger-happy turf wars-trained squidkids will gladly do the same in return. It's better for both sides to keep status quo, even if octarians don't think so.

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>>159563482
>>159610421
>>159612190
>>159618197
>>159618414
>>159621416
>>159623529
>>159623898
As much as I hate Octolings, if you have long, drawn-out discussions about them like this you are literally autistic.

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>>159624110
I have nothing better to do now, my gamepad went the way of humans.

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i have a strong desire squids
but of what i cannot say

>>159625106
You want to kill yourself some octonigs and have sushi for dinner? I'm all in, senpai.

>>159625468
fuck off retard callieanon loves octolings and supports the cause

>>159590560
Lewd.

>>159599126
>i hope you'll be able to draw your own logo, and put it on your weapons and gear!

aka "dicks, dicks everywhere".

>>159627019
Do squids have dicks?

>>159628826
one of there tentacles are their dick, so i guess inkling males proudly display their donger, favoring the topknot

>>159628963
Their top knot and girls' bangs are tentacular clubs. They're anatomically different from tentacles and can't be the penis. So it is either one of tentacles on the back of their head, or one of their limbs, which boils inkling sex down to fingering and male foot... I dunno how it's called.

>>159629296
so do they use their clubs when they want to destroy something instead of splatting it?
is it dangerous for an inkling male to wear sandals when squid jumping to female teammates?

>>159628963
That is extremely not true

>>159629296
No man, the tentacles are their hair. Since the inklings are anthropomorphized, they have penors/veejays in the standard human spots.

>>159635078
You know how cephalopods have evolved their eyes separate from the rest of the animal kingdom? They function on the same principles, but have different construction. Bipedal form in inklings is the same. It was beneficial as a whole (in the same way it was to humans- high endurance and good manipulation capabilities), but there's absolutely no need for their reproductive, or indeed any, organs to be in the same place as they are on us, especially considering their head is larger than their torso, unlike ours.

>>159636548
Plus the whole shape shifting ink creature thing.

>>159640910
Whatever, that's not important at all. They just can because it's impossible.

>>159636548
>>159640910
>>159641695
Then why do they need to wear clothes?

>>159644130
Freshness!

>>159644130
They're cold-blooded, clothes smooth out temperature variances. Splatfeat tees and hero clothes have heaters in them to allow inklings not freeze to hibernation at night.

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its just a game, god damn

post fresh things and be fresh

>>159644130
tell me about woomy, why does she wear the clothes?

LIVE

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TRANSFORMERS
SQUIDKIDS IN DISGUISE
TRANSFORMERS
MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE

>>159654615
>that slight camel toe
why do people do this

>got squid amiibos
>calamari in the fridge
gonna have myself a good time

>>159655392
I have a feeling of deja vu. Last two times this pic was posted someone replied in exactly same fashion.

>Left stick doesn't reset to neutral after moving forwards
Goddamn, I keep sliding off ledges and shit, multiple calibrations have done nothing. Switch can't come soon enough because replacing/repairing gamepads is hilariously expensive.

>>159610130
Seriously, it costs them next to nothing to keep doing splatfests.

>haven't played in months
>play some ranked
>Tower control is still full of QR+SJ Luna's
Shitters never change.

>>159658395
last time i played, it was all damage up lunas
pick your poison

>>159658471
Rapids on TC are the new jam, senpai. Do you even fresh trends?

>>159659174
i played a few games of ranked after a long break, i'd just assumed the meta had gone stagnant? no one really talked about it. is there any particular reason for that trend?

What are the odds spla2n/Splatoon remastered is a launch title for switch? I don't want to have to wait

>>159660158
95% considering it was shown in the trailer

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what is the freshest piece of gear in your opinion?
>pic semi related

>>159659338
Rapid Blaster on TC is ridiculous. With 3/3 damage ups, the whole area of the tower is 2-shot territory, plus 99.9 direct, plus faster fire rate than Luna, plus it outranges Splattershot Pro and Range Blaster, plus ink mine and bubbler is the ultimate TC kit, and sucker rush and diswail are not much worse.

>>159661301
w2c?

>>159661502
>99.9 direct
good fucking god

>>159661709
https://editmode.jp/en/special/ns0006-7-8/

>>159662009
>No rockenberg
>100 dollary-doos
Darn.

>>159655392
Because it's hot.

>>159661301
The beret, definitely.

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>tfw you're just an ordinary squid

>>159656637
Get yourself a squid hat and you're on, son

>>159668774
anime when? animated by Trigger

squads?

it's Kelp Dome / Ancho-V Games SZ, so a 6/10 rotation I'd say

wommy

>>159461854
oh hey you're back
and so am I

>>159625468
oh, that too, anon
>>159625626
never

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>>159680070

I miss when I could waste away days and days shitposting here. Do you guys think that we'll be restored to our former glory when the sequel comes out? I sure hope so. Those days might've been the happiest moments of my life, as sad as it is.

>>159689416
this place is certainly much comfier than it was in july
the downside is that it's probably because we're so dead even the shitposters got bored
but oh well, i think i could settle back in here

>>159689416
The Thursday of the Switch announcement felt like Summer 2015 almost.

>>159690190
Yeah, it kinda did. I guess the only thing we can do now is wait.

>>159689416
I just don't see how or why the discordians come back. I'd love to be proven wrong, though.

cuz I agree, I don't think I'll ever have as much fun playin a video game as I did during summer 2015 with splatoon and /ink/. I really hope we can recapture it someday

>>159690879
Did you forget a word? That first paragraph makes no sense. and the discord used to be fun, too, to be honest

>>159691420
>and the discord used to be fun, too, to be honest
kill yourself

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>>159691552
classic

>>159691420
The Discord has literally always been cancer.

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Bump

>>159580343
WTF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il85E-ms-44

So much politics posting on Miiverse. I bet most of these people are kids who can't even vote yet.

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goodnight /ink/

Ugh, why do all of the stealth jump gear have to look retarded?

good morning /ink/

Got myself into A-, time for bed. Remember to Make America Great Again tomorrow.

>>159704275
Some of them look good

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Who do you want to become president of the United States, /ink/?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11601319

>>159704275
Because stealth jump is retarded

>>159708770
doing some last minute shilling i see

>>159709386
It's the best ability in the game you klutz

bye bye /ink/
please don't be archived when i get back

>>159714490
it will be

What do you th/ink/ of the Cherry H-3?

>>159716304
Very decent. No better than vanilla and D, but no worse either, having no echo hurts it a lot, but bubble makes up somewhat. Turfs a ton, so you'll be popping those bubbles often. Under no circumstances start with Cherry if you want to learn it, blues are much better for training.

No die.

Morning /ink/

>>159714490
it's not archived!

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Is it just me or there's really nobody in this thread?

>>159724234
Not really.

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>>159724234
it was night time in the americas, and it's a week day, slow thread because we need to work/sleep

>>159728302
Also I hear there's some sort of IRL splatfest happening.

just came from /vp/
why do dataminers have to ruin everything

>>159728946
Just... don't go to /vp/? Don't read leaks?

>>159728946
because there can be no secrets, did you get spoiled?
spoilers You play as a 10 yearold on their journey to become champion in a little less than 10 hours, something Ash couldn't do in 20 years

>>159728302
>work
>election day

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>>159729627
>everyone lives in the USA
it's a regular day here in Canada

>>159728946
a good point about /vp/, i'm more talking about ruining the surprise. people often accidentally run into spoilers
apparently nwplayer is involved

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>>159728946
also, in their defense, we can find hidden details like with splatoon, how there is an unreleased native american headdress

>>159729773
>squib fucker
AAAAA

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>>159735139
i picked that image for it's winter like context

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>>159730157
N-nani?!

That would be so fresh...

>>159735345
Octofags need to burn in hell.

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>>159737338

>>159736919
People say it was disrespectful to native americans, but the real issue was that it clipped hard. Maybe if it was attached to hair physics it would've worked better, but all the hats are static. Maybe in Spla2n, now that everyone has a wild hairstyle.

>>159740039
I want an enormous jester hat that pokes over the top of cover and jingles whenever you run.

>>159703774
>that picture
there isn't that much fucked up splatoon art, is there

>>159740039
>People say
*Butthurt SJWs say
Ftfy

>>159742563
Related question: Has Shadman gotten ahold of Splatoon?

>>159742563
There was that one Jap on twitter.

>>159742675
yes, you can google it
but I REALLY dont recommend it

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>>159742563
Oh, there is a lot, and that one is so mild it's actually funny.

>>159742675
Dumb question desu. Of course he has.

>>159742942
there is also that artist that is fascinated with X + gore/torture

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>>159743213
pic related

>>159743647
i like subtly fucked up art
it's weird but there's no blood. it's nice

Here's your Bubbler.

>>159749937
where

>>159750582
It's clear so it's hard to see.

i love you!

>>159752389
i love you too!

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So was there any indication that there would spla2n news along with the switch direct?

>>159752389
>>159752489
get a room!

>>159742942
good fucking god

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trick or treat! today's memmememe has dressed as a pumpkin witch for the festivities of october 31st - though, actually, in the name of safety, most trick or treats happen a few days before then, now. but regardless of when it is, trick or treating is a marvelous time full of candy and costumes, and always safe to boot! she is going with her friends, with a vampire boy and a girl dressed as the dreaded cat mummy! ...although, now that i think about it, both were desired in ancient egypt, right? tako-chan has taken on the appearance of a demon, but i think that is only because of their red color - evil doesn't really suit them! you might think that halloween has at least some following in japan, like christmas, but that's sadly not true. though certainly loved all throughout, halloween is not actually celebrated unless you and your friends had a halloween party or something. it's all marketing! but then again, i don't think i've heard of any other country besides the US that has the tradition of trick-or-treating. no offense, but you guys are missing out!

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>>159744349
>there's no blood
its like one of my japanese animes

>>159761931
a little late there buddy
still nice to see the halloween one

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MOYASHI LEWDS

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>>159765530
those fucking eyes....

>>159765530
this is not ok

>>159772457
i never knew I wanted this but someone should draw Callie as D.Va from Overwatch. At least just put the pink triangles on an existing picture of Callie's face

>>159772758
i hope cuteanon comes back to bless us with cute

>>159772758
>>159772861
could you fuck off

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>>159460185
Anyone have a marie with her fingers in her mouth and on her face? Her face is in pure joy, almost orgasmic. I need it for editing purposes

>>159773196
could you puck off too

>>159773196
>>159773306
dammit i obviously meant "could you duck off too", not puck off

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>>159773639
Has it been so long? That reddit has invaded while i was away?

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>>159773196
no idea what you mean anon

>>159773834
reddit would be an improvement. At least r/splatoon plays the game. recently, /ink/ just circle jerks around content creators

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>>159774020
As lewd a marie as you can find, please, looks like this. Sorry i cant draw

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>>159774245
i have pictures of marie with fingers in her mouth but no fucking idea what you're talking about

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>>159774473
Eh. I don't know either anymore, Thanks for trying. Post more best girl

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>>159774732
ooo, i'm good at that

How do I into rainmaker?

>>159775702
>Get to rainmaker
>Grab rainmaker
>Notice your teammates think they are playing turfwar
>Get fucked by a full team of 50 S+99 nips teleporting all over the place
>never play Rainmaker again

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chapter 2 of "sisters" is out squids! this chapter has a more definite perspective compared to last time, and it's also twice as long. i'm proud of it! it's definitely a bit strange to be able to just jump from scene to scene like that, which i haven't really done before - but it's very much a relief.
i hope you like it! no spoilers on what this chapter is about, but for those of you who missed chapter one, the fic is about orphan squid sisters, before they were adopted by cap'n cuttlefish.
i hope you enjoy!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8287253/chapters/19504585

>>159775874
That's basically been my experience so far. How do I combat the noobiness ofy team?

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>>159775965
I'm far from an expert, but here is what I've found:

>wipe the other team out, or at least get up 3-1 or 4-2
>while your team is fucking around on the other side of the map charging their Echolocators, take the Rainmaker as far as you can
>I will sometimes fire one full Rainmaker shot and then hop through enemy ink the rest of the way; you usually won't have enough time for 2 shots
>die around 60 or 54
>come back and protect your tenuous lead for the next 4 excruciating minutes

Once you get the lead, you cannot die. You just can't. Because you can't count on your teammates. So charge up your special (preferably Killer Wail or Kraken or Bubbler or maybe Bomb Rush or maybe Inkstrike) and stay out of harm's way until you have a clear shot at the RM. Rinse, repeat. Less than a minute left? You can pick up the RM and try and stall

good luck

if i'm wrong somebody feel free to correct me

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i want to be bullied by an octoling

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>>159778208
inklings are not for bullying, they are for friendship

>>159761931
this really has nothing to do with video games.

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>>159778991
how many posts in this thread pertain to video games? why single out that one?

speaking of video games, do you want to squad up tonight? your post has nothing to do with video games.

i bet it feels nice to kill an octoling

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>>159779489
do not kill, love

>>159779267
havent being able to play splatoon in a long time, how are the servers doing?

>>159779267
Nah, they're still talking about Splatoon even if they're just waifufagging. That post literally is pretty off topic.

>>159779652
no problem finding a match in turf war of course, no problem in random ranked, quad squads take a little more time, but not that much of a wait

>>159779761
why is waifufagging better than manmenmifagging? it's the same thing

>>159780629
>"I want to fug Callie"
Vs
>blog post that doesn't have anything to do with Splatoon

>>159761931
I love this guy's art way too much.

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>>159780926
>I want to fug Callie
vs
>Squids like to participate in Halloween
I am done with you (there is bigger shit going on tonight, like the death of America) but both of these are equally irrelevant to Turf War, Single Player, or the three random ranked battle modes.

Good luck trying to save /ink/, and by "save /ink/" I mean driving away one of the 51 unique posters in this thread lmfaoooo

>>159781629
>like the death of America
does the president really matter that much

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>>159781710
But of course!