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>tfw no activity

Ciri! :3

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>>159410184
:3

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>ywn marry Ciri

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Geralt and Triss OTP.

>Open 6 kegs
>Only shit inside
>Silver cards i get re copies from silver cards you have from start

Whats the fucking point CdProject?

>>159411605
Try harder Emhyr

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>>159411170
It's time to post mandatory Ciri

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>>159412616

>>159412526
I'm not in the beta, how much of the value do you get back for "dusting" each card?

>>159413290
not much , like 1/8 to 1/4

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Will she ever be in gwent?

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>>159413621
Maybe as Painting Wraith but not as Iris

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>round 1
>opponent has Skellige deck and plays Olgierd
>I play Caranthir
>opponent forfeits
ayy lmao

Cirilla of Maribor

>>159413290

Depends on the card
Epic Gold and silver cards costs 800 scaprs but give you 200 if you mill them
Some bronze cards costs 80 scraps to make but giv you ony 10 scraps if you mill them

>Bored of my Mill deck where 3 crucial cards are missing
>Think about Elven cards
>Build a Trap deck
>Most the time useless as fuck

Maybe i'm just bad but how the fuck am i supposed to balance the cards?

>>159414354
>round one
>play Ciri
>round two
>play cow
>forfeit

Name a better quest than the crookback bog quest

protip: you cant

>>159418298
Climbing the tower to Sile and then fighting Saskia in the second game

>>159418636
DELEEEEEETE THIS SLUT

SLUUUUUUT

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!

>>159418739
Seconding this

>>159418739
Trissfu is a former slut :3

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>Triss
Didn't mean anything to Geralt in the books, was close to Ciri but then betrayed her, role interchangeable with any other sorceress
>Nenneke
A mother figure to Geralt, like a grandmother to Ciri, respected by Yen, irreplaceable

They should have used Nenneke instead of Triss in the games

>>159419082
Nah, Trissfu was the best choice ever. CDPR knows their stuff.

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>>159419082
Would be weird to have Nenneke as a romance character. And if Ciri's not there in the first two games, she's pretty useless.
But yeah, don't know why they went with Triss. She had less lines than Eredin in the last two books.

>>159421998
> thicc Yen

Sin

ok I'm done
tribuchet spam is the fucking worst, hope CDPR will fix this issue

and you think the golden double-scorch-dragon is unfair

Ok, this is fucking weird, I fee like CDPR has change something. I've opened 7 kegs between today and yesterday and I got an epic card in 5 of them. Lambert, Vesemir, Olgierd, Skellige storm and Udalryk all in 24 hours.

Question, should I mill the whole Scoiatel faction, except the rare cards (Francesca and Toruviel) to get scraps? I don't use them, but destroying a whole faction... seems like too much.

>>159422897
>tribuchet spam is the fucking worst, hope CDPR will fix this issue

Yeah, I said the same yesterday, and CDPR already said they thinking about the trebuchets.
They are the problem, not philippa.
I hope they either drop the +1 strength for other trebuchets or that they make them silver with 6 strength

Guys, Have they announced if they wipe during beta, and/or how many times?

Usually games wipe at least 1 time in the transition closed/open, but some don't, and some do more than 1.
Did they FAQ about?

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so cute and beautiful

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>>159424560
CDPR'S true masterpiece. TW3 was made solely for her sake.

>>159419082
Kek, look at that chestlet

Them aint pectorals, I've seen real pectorals, the artist hasn't.

That's gyno, dude's got some manbreasts

>>159425198
That's Ciri after the witcher herbs make effect, you dummy

>>159425713
Or he's a polish alcohol swilling fagit and the alcohol gave him gyno.

Booze up in moderation /wtc/, most beer contains an endocrine-dispersing chemical called BPA that accelerates development of fat cells and lowers testosterone leading to growth of female breast tissue in males.

Alcohol is a waste of calories for a two hour good feeling anyway.

>>159426371
b-but ciri loves fagits with manboobs

I WANT TO MARRY DRUNK TRISS NOW PLEASE WHY CAN I NEVER BE HAPPY

>>159426715
Me too, drunk Triss is adorable.

I just found out Triss is the miracle of the universe.

Yen would be perfect if she had Ciri's piercing eyes and Triss's bouncing rack.

Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't.

>>159426997
I knew since the moment I first laid my eyes on her :3

>>159427146
Who's that cutie?

>>159427416
Breeding material.

>>159427416
Herpes personified.

>>159427686
Loving material would be more accurate.

>>159427819
I want herpes.

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Hey, just played the first game in my native language (French), but the voices suck really hard.

Should I switch back to English for the last two games, or will it be too immersion breaking ? The characters really don't feel the same when they have another voice.

>>159427146

currently reading the books and Ciri said to Triss she has her period.
Triss storms into the dining hall of Kaer Morhen and says Ciri cant train today.
Because of that scene , i read it about 100 times, i got a period blood fetish.
I fuck my gf on her period and just the mell of it makes me cum
The hot stinky blood running down on my dick of her period is in my dreams the blood of the elder and this make me cum instantly

>>159429061
''Romantic relationship''
Wu-what?
>>159429061
imo, the regional voices for the witcher games suck in general.
I'd say stick to the English, anon.

>Waited to get Gwent beta invitation
>get it
>play some games
>realize that I am shit with no critical thinking in game it self and deck building
fuck

Where is this scene from ?
https://youtu.be/pfuZQADPI5U?t=2m52s
Don't remember it from the game.

>>159429740
>''Romantic relationship''
>Wu-what?
What's the problem? They're accurate.

>>159431120
From the hym quest with Cerys I think, when you're exploring that abandoned hut before you enter the cellar you can look into other rooms and trigger that scene.

>>159431120
> I'll never experience that story for the first time
Fuck me, man...
>>159431586
>What's the problem? They're accurate.
Only one is romantic. The rest are sexual encounters

>>159431947
>Only one is romantic. The rest are sexual encounters
It's obviously an umbrella term to cover non-platonic aka romantic and sexual relationships.

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What should I change?

>>159432972
Why the two healers?
Their ability is pretty shit.

Should I take Radovid or Henselt ?

>>159434363
Do you just want to be a dick or do you want to gold spam?

>>159434440
I love being a dick.
I'd love to spam the Redanian Elite and Poor Fucking Infantry though.

>>159434235
Nenneke is fine, she is not random, like the field medics.
Dunno, to bring Priscilla from the grave if they kill her, to bring some buff card, the infantry if they kill, which is common, at least that is the first thing I do when I play against NR, etc, etc
>>159434363
Mad Rad.
Henselt is great if you combine it with Margarita or the siege towers. Also, spam Reaver hunters or poor fucking infantry. Then gold the whole row
I saw someone using that strategy yesterday. He lost, but still.

>>159433995
Hnnnng, such a nubile creature. Look at those eyes, that mouth, that lustrous hair...
There must be something in Skellige's food. You don't find goats like that in the continent, I tell you

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Where do I find Patrick de Weyze when he's not in the New Narakort ? He's not there anymore.

>>159438881
At another hour, maybe?

>>159439318
Tried it too.
But I have to sleep with Blue Eyes, according to the wiki.

>>159439398
>But I have to sleep with Blue Eyes, according to the wiki.
Yeah, you fuck her and you can comment on a scar she has or something.

>>159440031
To Blue Eyes or De Weyze?

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This deck is fun as fuck.
I bet it's gonna be insane once I get the cards I'm missing.

noob here im level 15 and havent started with the gwent should i? or i can leave it for after i finish the main story

>>159440031
Worked. Thanks, bit of a scam that I had to pay 500 gold though.

>>159440471
like how you censored your own name, but didn't censor the name of the person you we're playing against. Fucking kill yourself really. You selfish fuck.

>>159440272
Blue eyes.
Once you fuck you can identify her.
>>159440471
> Hawker support buff
>>159440745
> noob here im level 15 and havent started with the gwent should i?
If you want the trophy? Yes. But there is a big chance you already fucked up. In that case, I recommend leaving it for the next playthrough

>>159440745
If you want to, you need to backtrack all the way to white orchard and start there.
If you start now, you'll get assraped like I did.

>>159441293
hi neverbegameover

>>159441314
> Hawker support buff
Yes, and? Way more fun than the braindead weathermonster and NK meta.

>>159440471
Scoia'Tael is the best deck, but also the most expensive because you need lots of right cards.
It also helps that 95% of the playerbase dont know what to expect and how they work.
Most of them just play two rounds and lose because of shit starter deck and never touch them again.

>>159440745
I remeber I ignored the gwent stuff for half my playthrough and then got curious, and had barely any problem to catch up. You have the first quest no? Do it. Then you know that every merchant play gwent, start to play with them...you will be fine. I was super strong at gwent, and started it half-game in.

Oh, I don't know about any completionist fuckers in here who want "all the cards", I don't care for that, so i don't know if you missed something you can't recover anymore

>>159441968
i think im going to do this, dont care much about completionism so, yeah thanks

>>159441550
>Yes, and?
Nothing, only that
> Way more fun than the braindead weathermonster and NK meta
is more or less the same.
I'd say the weather monster is actually the funniest, but whatever, is a matter of personal taste.
>>159441718
>Scoia'Tael is the best deck, but also the most expensive because you need lots of right cards.
Yeah, this.
I think is the least attractive for newplayers cause you have a lot of names that mean nothing to you, cause most don't give a shit about the books, and as you say, cards are awesome, but also rare so you'll have to craft most.

>>159441718
>Scoia'Tael is the best deck
I kinda dont like how Eithne SEEMS like the leader for the hawker deck, but Francesca is miles better.

>>159441968
>Oh, I don't know about any completionist fuckers in here who want "all the cards", I don't care for that,
I don't give a shit either, mate, I say it for the trophy,
Doing all what you can only to discover that you are missing one card (Usually Dandelion) and having to do everything again.... sounds shitty. But hey, nothing is stopping you.
I applaud your determination

>>159441483
I'm not that guy, but if you're gonna be such a fucking pussy and hide. Then atleast have the decency to respect other people's privacy. I hope you get doxxed someday.

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Did they fight over Geralt?

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>page trissfu <3

>>159445693
no need to, Triss knows her place in the second row

>>159445693
I hope not, Yenfu is stronger and would easily kill Trissfu and that would make me sad.

>>159445792
In my Geralt's heart, Triss sits on a pedestal :3

>>159446134
My Geralt also prefers Triss because of her cuteness.

>>159446240
My Geralt loves her delicate, gentle nature and the inner peace she brings him.

>>159446332
My Geralt loves to wake Triss up and give her a good tumbling.

>>159446332
>>159446414
My Geralt loved drugging both Triss and Yenn then turning them in to Radovid.
Their screams were like music to Geralt's ears.

>>159446414
My Geralt loves rubbing her tummy in the morning :3

>>159446556
How about Ciri, does your Geralt drug her too?

>>159442854
hey i wasn't the one posting the screen
you're rude neverbegameover

>>159446556
My Geralt listens gently to the cute screams that Triss releases after getting impregnated :3

>>159446556
Question: Radovid would enjoy torturing Triss, sure, she was another Lodge member and Philippa's pet, what about Yennefer?

>>159446753
>How about Ciri, does your Geralt drug her too?
No.
Geralt restrained her to a wall in dimeritium cuffs and collar, then let her get fucked and cummed inside by every willing buyer.
The resulting kids were trained to be as good as witchers.
And that's how the Wolf School got revived.

>>159447543
Yennefer is pet of papa Empyr, of course Radovid would enjoy putting her on a stake.

>>159447543
I don't think she's his top priority, but sure, he would love it. Good 'ol Radovid.

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Ciri's clit have become so big due to all the potions the witchers used to give her that now you can choke on it :3

>>159447849
Tell that to Papa Emhyr, he's insatiable

And here we go, one great thread without waifufagging and it's all gone.
I hate each and every one of you.

>>159447849
>now you can choke on it
Is almost as three pounds of steel
>>159447773
Is a shame that they are enemies...
Emhyr and Radovid could share a lot of good moments together

>>159448627
>Emhyr and Radovid could share a lot of good moments together
Oh the fun they would have plowing waifus to death

waifufags are retarded

words cannot describe what i would do to Triss' feet but ill try! i would put some nice thick wool boots on her with no socks on and make her run on a tread mill for a long time, getting nice and hot for me! then when she's done i would pull of each boot and marvel at her hot stinky sweaty feet, i would lick the steamy sweat off her toes and breath in her foot scent it is gorgeous! i wanna smell her feet so bad, nice and smelly for my nose! spread your toes baby i want to suck each and every toe and lick all inbetween your feet! sucking and slobbering all over your gorgeous toes! spread those toes! spread those hot sexy toes for my tongue i want so worship your feet forever! c'mon spread them as wide as you can im very hungry and your feet are just what i need, smelling and sucking all over those sexy hot ass toes! yummy i can smell and taste them already!!!!

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:3

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>>159453203

Why does silver swords have little effect on humans?

It's still a stell sword, but with a silver layer on it.

>>159454423
>It's still a stell sword, but with a silver layer on it.
No it isnt.
It's a pure silver sword.
It has same effect, but silver is softer than steel so if go around swinging it for no reason it'll end up notched as fuck.

>>159454616
It is said in the books that it's a steel sword with a silver layer, because if it was pure it would just break, monsters or humans.

just played against a proper scoiatel deck with all the legendaries
that shit is gonna the most broken garbage in the world once more people run it

>>159454874
Meh, I feel like only pro players will go for it.
Can't wait for ranked game

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No dying pls

>>159460208
what is dead is a shit game

>>159460705
S-shut the fuck up ;_;

TW1 is comfy tb(h)

>>159461406
It's pretty nice desu (to be honest)

Alvin loved Geralt more than Ciri did!

>>159461485
I'm agreeing with what you said se(n)(p)(a)(a)(i), (to) (be) (honest) (family)

>play shit near basic skellige revive deck for 4 days
>get ggs after almost every single game
>finally have enough dust and luck to make a legitimate weather control monster deck
>haven't gotten a gg since
?

fuck these xbox live players
if you cant bother to actually play and instead wait down the clock, dont play at all

>>159461267
Anon is being very mean! ;_;

>>159461657
Lies! ;_;

>>159462127
Because everyone hate weather spammers.
Always say GG though.

>>159462532
well its not my fault the cheapest good deck is weather

>>159461267
>>159462150
scan you two pair up for a ritual suicide?

So, I need to rally either the Scoia'tael or the Order to fight the Salamander, what do I do if I want to stay neutral?

WHY AM I SO IN LOVE WITH TRISS SHE IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY THIS LIKEABLE IN THE BOOKS DAMN YOUUUUUUUUU i was a yenn fag before playing the game ;_;

>>159464908
I get you, I feel warm around my heart when I think about Trissfu.

>>159465098
>I feel warm around my heart
take some tums then

>>159463858
In what point are you?
I don't remember needing their help...

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>>159463858
The only time you have to choose one of them is the bank mission and it will affect who accompanies you to the Salamandra cave later on. Other than that just ignore them to remain neutral.

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>>159462532
I prefer a weather spammer than
> buff > buff > adrenaline > promote
At least monster try. If you fuck up your rival's combo they immediately forfeit.
I only find that or russian streamers that fuck my ass.

I'm not getting any rewards when winning on gwent, is that normal?

>>159468230
it's a visual bug, check your values after a match, you should still be getting them
unless you got more than 3 levels today, then you stop getting rewards after every win, and only on level up

>>159468567
That's stupid, its basically telling me to stop playing

>>159468921
i mean, you still get shit from a gg, and from actually leveling up
you're supposed to be playing because you enjoy the game

>>159469071
yeah but i dont want to lose rewards

>>159468921
>its basically telling me to stop playing
Of course it is, you dumb bitch. Is telling you that you've grinded enough for today, come back tomorrow.

In a more serious tone, yeah, you level up 3 times, get all the ''?'' in the progress bar and after that you are on your own.

Any tips for the spells un weathermonsters? I already have the deck completed, but aeromancy is fucking expensive

>no fire in the salamandra cavern
fuck off polaks

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Gwent isn't as fun as I'd hoped. I don't know how to build a deck and all the starter decks get shit on.

My second game, I ran into a guy with a card that added four strength for every weather or clear skies card played, so he weathered all my rows and there was nothing I could do. Next round his faction trait lets him keep that card. How is that fun?

Gwent is a bluffing game, but there are so many cards now with so many different effects that there's no way to anticipate what your opponent has and bluff him.

>>159474679
>a card that added four strength for every weather or clear skies card played
Sarah
> there was nothing I could do
Scorch. Or Lacerate when it was 3 strength. They give you those cards at the start of the game.
> no way to anticipate what your opponent has and bluff him.
There is, you are just new. Most people can deduce what deck the opponent is running just by their first 2-3 movements.

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>that Ciri sex scene on the third act

I want to put a bunch of Triss' dirty panties in my mouth and choke on them. That's my perfect death.

>>159475179
>Scorch. Or Lacerate when it was 3 strength. They give you those cards at the start of the game.
And if you happen to have neither of those two cards in your hand?

It's pretty easy to make a decent Monster deck. I don't have many good cards yet. Only had moderate success with the other decks, but I'm winning a lot with monsters. Made some guy ragequit by playing spiders for 72 strength on the first turn, the poor guy didn't have lacerate or scorch. It's super-satisfying to pull off combos with northern realms though.

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>Playing Scoiatael vsing Skellige
>First round opponent plays Skirmisher and buffs him 3 times with shieldsmith
>Second round resurrects him, I scorch, he rezzes again
>Opponent keeps 1 card to carry over to round 3
>Gee willikers I wonder what that card could possibly be?
>Opt to go first even though I won round 2
>Place firetrap on siege row
>Your opponent has lost connection
People told me Traps were shit.
People told me Scoiatael were shit.
This faction is fun as fuck.

>>159475945
wh-what

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>mfw playing Monsters and spawning lots of shit just when the enemy though he could relax

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>>159476695
>perfect death
>not being stomped and choked by Ciri's feet

>elf are dying of hunger in their cuckshed
>give one bread and honey
>"IS THAT WHAT HUMANS FIND AMUSING?§§§§"
well fuck off and die you elvish cunt

>weather control mirrors
lmao