/palg/ - Paladins General

I want to smash the new champ in his tiny face.

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Glorious Nippon Steel folded 1000x times Hero when?

>putting bot note at the bottom
stop
also does anyone know when daily quests reset

How to Grohk?

Holy fuck I'm mad been 4/2 tonight people keep playing as if this is a tdm holy fucking shit!

>>159403316
Healing Rain IV and learn to track.

>>159403298
I have a feeling it's around 4am EDT. It's usually when things like patches go out.

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Tbh I'm only here to see if there's any good porn in the works

>>159403202
nep is CUUUUUUTE
CUTE!!!

>>159403298
I'm guessing in about 20 minutes when we hit midnight PDT because then it'll be Saturday in the whole US but that's just me talking out of my ass.

How do you counter a level 3 horse barik?

>>159403980
Makes sense honestly.

>>159404171
From my experience, it helps to also get Master Riding as a front liner as soon as you see him getting, and run to the point ASAP to contest it.

>>159404171
Really messed up how nando & barik are seemingly just straight up better than makoa & ruskus.

>>159404324
>>159404560
If I lvl 3 horse fernando, what cards are the most vital for him

>>159404906
I like using Safe Travel/Last Stand IV.

just started

why am i only fighting bots

>>159405427
so you don't shit up the game for at least five levels

>>159405427
Because Hi-Rez thinks you need a grace period to learn the game.

Would you nerf Viktor? I think he just needs a bit more damage falloff..

>>159405427
It's very short

>>159405626
No, you just need to get up in his face.

>>159405695
That makes it even easier to land his shots.

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Still waiting the NSFW version.

>>159405626
I would because he's too damn easy

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Topkek at my teammate crying that he'd be ranked master after the provisional game but all he does is feed and wanted to report our kinessa who was our last pick and trash too.

Serves him right for being a faggot.

>>159405739
No it doesn't. He excels at mid range, where he can track you easily with iron sights. If you're right next to him, he has to spray.

>>159405806
TEN

>>159405739
This is very good advice
>>159405739
Viktor is surprisingly frail up close

>>159405626
He needs more recoil on his AR. That thing is a laser.

what sort of changes are they doing with the founder's pack?

>>159406297
Manwhile
>be Grohk with an actual laser
>get outr-anged by Viktor despite my visual hitting him

>>159406185
does victor need to max his f speed card?

>>159406327
Changes? I just bought the pack last week, will it apply to me as well?

>>159406380
I think the best builds build him for mobility

>>159406327
They're adding two new ones that cost more that include stuff like a bunch of free chests and crystals and shit.

>>159406476
oh ok

do early adopters get anything

>>159406568
Hirez said that early adopters will get something or some shits.

>>159405626
If anyone needs nerfs, its Cassie.

>>159405806
T E N B U C C S

>win 5 matches in a row
>next match
>3 flanks and Kinessa instalock
You bastards!

Did they change Mal'Damba?

I want Evie to freeze my tongue inside her tight anus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

which one of you is responsible for this
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/683417?id=683417

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>>159407684

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lul

>>159407752
wow that site is still alive?

>>159407752
I bet its you since nobody else even remembers newgrounds exist in which case good work

I cant believe I've just experienced a game in competitive where victor is the last pick

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>tfw you send your illusions around a corner to kill someone who ran off, only to get a three player multikill

>>159408002
>teaming up with a living meme
Kek has truly blessed you.

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>>159408731
I am the meme
what did he mean by this?

>>159409003
It means you have to be a really good player to get a win rate that is not 50%.

Refer to this player: http://paladins.guru/profile/pc/silentxaxa

>>159405806
often posted in the /aco/ thread

>see ying and buck
>rush cauterize III
>win
>buck has 13 deaths
>ying has 37k healing
[VEW]

>>159409172
So I suppose I'm in the clear then
http://paladins.guru/profile/pc/NoChaika

Is the game still going strong?

>>159410174
Sure. Still in the top 10 played games on Steam.

>>159410174
They release new shit regularly unlike a certain game that spends time and money on useless shit.

>>159405806
https://i.4cdn.org/aco/1476659159562.jpg

It was posted on /aco/

>>159410271
>no bush
One. Fucking. Job.

>>159410271
>ten bucks

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>>159410465

>darkish skin
>purple leather suit
>invisibility
>low range rapid fire burst weapon
>somewhat related occupations
>playful slut attitude
nice game palababs, stealing character months before it came out in overwatch
how mad blizzdrones were?

>>159410631
shit's on fire yo over /owg/

Sombra is expected to break the game, even harder than Ana did.

>>159410773
She won't get past ptr the way she is now.

>>159410925
When will she get into the PTR? And no, Blizzard never changes anything.

>>159410925
Ana did, and bitch even got buffed.

>>159411025
next Tuesday

>not paladins

>>159410561
rip chuby buck

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Tfw it's so humiliating to be the only person that died due to cassie backstab

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>matched with a youtuber fag and his buttbuddy
>enemy ruckus is good so the youtuber thinks he's aimbotting
kek

>>159411127
WOW IT TOOK 3 OF YOU TO KILL ME

>BEHOLD THE DRAGON'S FURY
>I WILL NOT DIE, NOT YET AMIGO
>Ying runs off to get the dragon dick anyway

Best shit that I've ever seen in my life.

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>Ally Cassie actually refuses to get on point
>Everybody starts acting like her and follow her to the enemy spawn to die in 0.2 miliseconds
>Playing Grohk so I can get in competitive
>Be the only one on point
>Enemy team focuses on me because I'm the only one on point
>Enemy team rapes me every time
>Cassie blames me for not following them and dying with them
>Every ally has objective time around 4~12 seconds

Please tell me competitive will be better.

>>159412653
> Please tell me competitive will be better.
It will be even worse.

>>159412653
nope
there will be skye pickers even after barik is picked

also is 61% winrate in comp decent in 67 games?

Every single update they manage to fuck up my hotkeys. the fuck

>>159412653
You know they change the mechanism so that you only need 1 guy on the cap right?

https://www.paladins.com/open-beta-36-patch-notes-the-pumpkin-patch/

You should only stay on the point to contest.

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>page 7

ded thread

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This is a hot thread, it's like a normal thread but with me in it.

Anybody here playing only frontline and support role because of the instantlock shitters?

>>159418061
I want to hang all Kinessa instalock shitters.

>>159418061
>>159418245

>Team instalocks shitty picks like Kinessa
>Pick Drogoz anyway
>Shit all over the enemy team as hard as I can

You can't carry mongoloid subhumans as a support or frontliner, so you gotta take shit into your own hands and play hardball as a damage dealer.

>>159418061
>forever frontline
>always 1vs5 on the point because nobody die in the other team
Fuck them, I wouldn't mind being a frontline if those retarded instalocker were able to do their job.

>>159418061
>trying to git gud a handful of Champs
>and raise others to 5 so I can play Comp eventually
>fucking retards play damage and damage only
>decide "fuck it, I'll keep playing grover"
>entire team locks damage again
>pick up 3ds till match starts
>look back as it loads
>3 have switched to Mal'Damba, Pip and Ying
I mean we won that match, but fucking hell guys.

>>159418061
I only play those cause I suck at playing damage characters.

>>159418279
I did exactly that last night! You're absolutely right about it, too because the only good player on the opposing team played Grover so he had NO chance.

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>>159418061
I'm stuck playing Ying and Fernando 24/7 because of instalock damage and flankers. I actually used the crystals from this event to buy Ying's Snapdragon because I'm sick of the default Ying look.

I'm a mastery 12 Ying, I want to die every second I play her with soloq shitters on my team that die in 0.5 miliseconds because they try to camp the enemy spawn, and then blame me for staying on point with our tank.

>>159418061
>lock damage
>give no fucks
>stomp anyway with poor comps
ez

>>159418061
I don't really mind cause i'm shit at aiming

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I'm glad the few times I get top plays remind me that I'm bad by showing me a death before it gets down to it.

>>159419679
A fine enough "I pressed R on Andro" play of the game. The death at the start was pretty funny.

>>159419750
I felt so cool in the moment and then it plays back and it's like "I could've totally gotten the barik if I aimed better"

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thrill of the hunt IV is good
protip: you can stand on the pillar that I pass by at the end

>>159419917
Thrusting all the time is pretty good. Nice pro player low graphic settings.

>>159419750
>R
>>>/lolg/

>>159419970
thanks m'dude

>>159419028
No matter what others do, it's always the healer's fault.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T STAND IN RED CIRCLES

>>159419917
>ezho and his premade buddiy adventures

>>159419917

Fuck your mother and your premade friends fucking shit cock sucker nigger quadrupple nazi nigga of the universe holocaust atomic death 3000 faggot.

Finally done with my daily pick fernando and hope strat, time to actually enjoy- wait, nevermind. I still hate this player base even when I play something I enjoy.

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>>159420395
:)
t. noko

>>159420698
don't bully noko, he tries his hardest on bomb king.

>>159420698

Why did you reply to me with that SS ? What should I understand from it ?

>>159420845
actually he was andro. I though we both played really well, but he lost the game so I guess he got salty

>>159420989
merely memein' ya lad

>>159418061
>be the only tank
>your damage does better job than you at being stationary
>gets shit on.blame the tank for not standing in the objective 24/7'

i just like playing tank. why do they force me to take the damage role.

what's the command to say "i'm getting fucking murdered behind you, please turn around"

>>159421484
VBE

>>159418061
I wouldn't mind playing only ying and nando IF SOMEONE ELSE PICKED A FUCKING SUPPORT OR TANK I CANNOT PLAY 2 ROLES FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>It's a healer who only heal himself episode

>>159422252
>complaining about pip

>>159422252
Pip players who do that shit really need to just use Gift Giver IV already.

>>159422385
It was Grohk

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How many competitive wins do I have to have so I get a purple frame?

>>159422647
like, two or three.

>get Top Play as BK with Ult

I AM THE KING!

What does being crippled mean?

>>159423065
Crippled means you can't use your movement ability.

>>159423065
slowed, kinda.

>>159422529
>use gift giver 4
>can't use acumen 4 and side tanks 4

>>159423127
You can still use one of the other. I'd still use Side Tanks IV then maybe Acumen II.

>>159423176
>use side tanks 4 acumen 2
>can't lifesteal for shit and can't use guile 2 as well
heal pip is for the birds

>>159423065
playing kinessa

Every game that I've played today literally has had a Kinessa, Skye, and Ruckus in it. Holy fucking shit.

>>159423308
It's just another style of playing him, but explosive flask focused Pip is best.

>casul mode, pick barik
>for starters, my custom deck doesn't appear
>enemy has 3 tanks, tell my team to consider buying wrecker

guess which card did 3 of them buy. guess where was the mal'damba (hint: not near me, healing)
I'm so fucking done with this game.

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>>159423353

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>Level 10 Ruckus on team
>Pick Nando to help him out
>He is typical sniper Ruckus

Why do I even bother helping the team anymore.

Another day, another 3 first wins. Please let me go 3-0 so I don't have to play this game a lot.

Where are my free crystals? how do you get them?

>Kinessa
>In competitive

Stop this meme.

>>159424894
you play at least 10 matches with a bunch of autolock kinessa/cassie/androxus kiddies and hope to win 3 of them.

>>159422647
I get it after one
That shit is actually pretty embarrassing if you're actually not that good with the champ

>>159424894
Win three matches. Get 25 crystals a win up to 75 free crystals.

I want Evie to freeze my cum and put it in my urethra

>>159425695
Huh? That's girl's shit.

>>159425806
Shut the hell up, you stupid idiooooot!

>>159425806


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding

Grohk+Haven+Life Rip= SURGING WITH POWAAAH

I was unkillable during a 2 minutes overtime stalemate. That was great.

do you guys think they'll ever nerf cassie?

I've been steamrolling almost every comp match with her and I'm thinking of using the free crystals to buy a bow skin

>>159426229
no, his ult is very shit
if the enemy team isnt bad theyll just shoot you and youll die

>>159426314
They need to nerf the damage of the dodge roll shot a bit, or at least give her arrows some falloff. She's like the only character in the game that doesn't have damage falloff still.

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qt tiny female evasion tank frontliner when?

She would be small but needs to wear armor so people know she's a tank.

>3000 HP
>LMB: something moderate range like javelins. Dashing through an attack empowers her next LMB.
>RMB: Dash to a nearby ally and shield them and self
>F: Creates an area around herself where she can dash up to three times, lasts eight seconds. Dashing through an attack shields herself and reduces its damage by 70%.
>Q: Summons two flying eagles/imps/robots that chase the selected target. They don't deal much damage, but they are fast and have high health. They are even faster if the enemy is far away.
>E: For four seconds, if slain, explodes for massive damage, and revives self at 70% HP.

>>159426380
It doesn't also make sense that arrows don't have a damage falloff while firearms do.

>>159426328
I'm not saying his ult is good or anything. I barely used it besides taking out multiple squishes in a point because it put him into hazardous position more than it help. His main attack hurt like shit and with it you can constantly protect your frontliners ass.

>>159426582
>>159426380
she was intended as a sniper.

they should just reclassify her to flanker by this point.

http://ask.fm/AskDrybear/answers/140655273675?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=answer_own#_=_

Pip heal buff next patch

I think Cassie should have less exaggerated proportions, especially with her voice and backstory, she sounds like she's only about 15 yet has the proportions of someone in their mid-20s.

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>tfw healslutting my way to free crystals

makoa cannon is garbage how do people play him?

>>159426995
This will either be good or terrible. People will start playing Pip as a solo healer.

>>159427071
She's a big girl.

>>159427094
The only good think about him is the hook

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>>159427082
my nigga

>>159426995
Top fucking kek.

>>159427071
I hate her voice/personality. Quirky in a bad way, but not like how Evie is quirky.

>>159427071
*cums in you*

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>>159427095
>trying to duel pip when he heals himself by 1250 or maybe even 1500

>>159427094
You don't play Makoa for his left click damage. You play him for his hook and dome shield.

>>159427242
She's basically got the bland girl next door personality, similar to Neith in Smite. Basically what you'd expect from a young female with a nice body.

The only reason she knows her skills is because her dad taught her.

>>159427271
Pip is the character I hate facing in 1v1 the most.

>winstomp 3 in a row yesterday
>eke out 1 win today at 4-3
>lose 2 in a row

Forced 50% was a mistake.

>>159427539
Eh, Neith seems kinda slutty to me. Her taunt involves her smacking her ass,

>>159426423
never get into game design

>>159427702
The taunt is her doing some stupid weeb strut like how she does carameldansen when she wins.

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>>159424151
Please don't stop. Every time I get a tank buddy to help me Ruckus, we wreck everything up and have a jolly time.

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>>159427985
>I play Makoa
>Teammate plays Ruckus

I'm a happy turtle

>>159427702
neith, lore-wise, is ironically one of the most pure girls in Smite.

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I finally got all 288 cards, today is good day

>>159428139
Now quit

Why doesn't Hi-Rez add lip-synching or fcial animation to any of their games? Is it really that hard to do?

>>159428139
Now buy all the skins, goy.

>>159428217
no, considering a 10 year old game with an outdated engine can do it

>>159426995
The biggest problem with Pip's heal is that it's hard to land because even another player suddenly walking in front of you makes you fumble it. There is also stupid shit like the heal exploding horizontally in a disc format instead of a proper explosion, good luck trying to heal a quake dragon even if they're flying next to a wall.

It's like they imported code from a "2D" game like Smite so you have shit like Ivan's air strike being explosions on the ground so it goes trough Makoa's shield but if you're airborne it won't hit you, or time bomb's infinite vertical range.

>>159428346
>if youre airborne it wont hit you
i saw in a potg how a viktor killed a drogoz while he was airborne and stuck near a wall
it was so fucking stupid and hilarious

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>3 games
>3 wins

who /not shit/ here

Man tanks earn way too many credits

>>159429108
Being a damage/flank main is easy. Being a frontline/support main is the real pain.

>>>/v/356919927
>>>/v/356920216
>>>/v/356921887

Really makes you think.

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>>159429170

>>159429281
shit forgot my meme arrow

>casual

>>159429170
why would you ever willingly main support?

>casual siege mode
>people get on the obj, aggressively
>slav grover stays near the tank and heals and doesn't plays sniper
>kinessa had top damage, 30k more than the second place

IS THIS BIZARRO WORLD?

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>>159429408
I liked playing Medic a lot in TF2. I've always enjoyed playing support/healer classes.

>>159429396
Post your account first then you can talk
http://paladins.guru/profile/pc/silentxaxa

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Why would anybody play Makoa in pubs? I could literally be standing there with my shield up trying to protect my teammates while there's a flanker right beside me taking most of my HP and my teammates won't turn and attack them. I'd even have a Fernando in my face or hook a high priority target and it's like a gamble that my team focuses them down for an easy kill.

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>tfw you want to level up your damage and flank champions but people keep autolocking them

>>159429260
Jesus chirst, why every single anon that frequents /v/ is a massive cock sucker?

>>159429732
I honestly believe that most of /v/ is 15 year old horny teens.

>>159429260
wow /v/ is really a shithole

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>>159429408
>imblyign there is anything wrong with maining best girl

>>159429832
I honestly have a better time healing people as Grohk.

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>>159428071
>My team has Ruckus Nando
>Gonna be easy
>Their team has Ruckus Makoa
>Mfw
That Makoa was devastating and almost made their victory but we had a better healer so we won by a slither.

>>159429910
as long as you enjoy playing, it's all OK.

>>159430043
Ying's fine too, but I just enjoy Grohk more. I've been using the free crystals from this weekend to buy that mask set for him.

>>159429408
pip is fun.

>>159429832
>buy cauterize III
>"best" girl is now useless

>>159429697
dunno man, my winrate as makoa is higher than 50% at least and i don't play ranked. i'd say he's one of the best in the game, but that doesn't mean much if the teammates are bad. get morale boost after the first item and you can hold by yourself pretty good.

>>159430010
It's just that Makoa hooking people lets Ruckus absolutely wail on them while the dome shield protects him from all harm. Was it a Ying/Ying mirror?

>>159430256
Yeah for sure. That hook makes Makoa Ruckus my favourite combo. My team had a good ying and their team had a not so good Pip. It's a wonder how it was even such a close game.

Is the 1 second delay after pressing the button to Fernando's ultimate intentional?

>>159430547
What's your ping? I was playing with 400 ping yesterday for some reason and I missed his ultimate 3 times.

>>159430157
pip is hardly a support

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>Enemy picks Makoa,Fernando and Ruckus
>They got Skye and Ying to take care of heals and our damage
>We get REKT
Is there even a way to counter such faggotry?

>>159430872
>Makoa,Fernando and Ruckus
>Ying
no fucking way you can win this even if the enemy team is braindead.

>>159430872
Take drogoz, cassie/viktor, evie/buck, barik and snek

>>159430872
Your damagers all get level 3 Wrecker while someone else gets level 3 Cauterize?

>>159430872
same but pick cauterize and bring evie who rushes wrecker

>activate ability
>ability starts to activate but stops
>have to activate it again
>by the time i do the enemy positions changed and my ability doesnt do anything

oh yeah sure love those skins and sprays hirez keep em coming

>>159431116
I've had that happen to me a couple times as well. It's annoying.

>playing vs a team with some faggot wallhack/botter viktor

it's one thing to be good but to have perfect timing to shoot me instantly when I come from behind a structure is another thing

>>159430658
How can I check it?

>>159431116
>press button to activate an ability like Buck's heal
>it didn't activate for some reason
>oh I need to press it aga- dead

and one time tried to activate Skye's ult and it even said her line but as I was pressing it some skill pushed me back a bit and then I had to do it all over again

>>159431430
Press F9.

>>159430872
Pip's ultimate destroys those team comps well

>>159430872
your damage dealers need to not be shit. That team is a BK or Drogoz's wet dream.

>>159431618
This. Pip's ulti is fucked if used right and your teammates focus on killing the chickens.

>>159431514
At 100 ms

>>159431678
Chicken bomb and explosive flask guarantees multiple kills if the team can follow up.

>>159430872
sha lin was apparently designed to shit hard on deathball comps. He's going to have like ~1500 DPS with his Q with zero fall-off depending on how they setup the numbers, and with wrecker, he can punch through it if the enemy doesn't focus him down.

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I LITERALLY LOST 1 GAME AND LOST OVER 200 CHAMPION RATING. I WENT FROM #19 GROHK TO OFF THE TOP 100

>>159431678
>use pip's ult
>supposed to go through shields and some ults as well
>should have hit 3 people
>only one is affected
>die
>lose point
>lose game
>nothing but sadness

>>159432401
Clearly you weren't worthy of the top 100.

>>159432401
competitive sure sounds fun :D
I wonder why I don't bother playing it :)

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can someone post the Skye futa animation? I lost the link.

Matchmaking is so cancerous

In 1 game I played vs 5 premade high tier players which just spawn camped us instead of pushing the payload and in another game played vs another 4-5 man premade which stomped us.

Is there a reason to continue playing this game since it's so one-sided towards cock sucker premade kids ?

FUcking Stop PIckingBO B KING if you are BAD

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>play against 5 guys that all have purple outline on their characters
>game is tense as fuck up until the final moment where we stomp them in the final round and win 4-3

Bretty gud feeling, think that's my highest objective point time too.

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>>159433216
You do realize people need to play a champion before they fully learn how to use him effectively, right?

Though BKs who never spam grumpy bomb on the point are awful

>>159433216
you gotta start somewhere

>>159433216
K Bro ILL onLy pIcK My LvL 100 sKyE

>yesterday struggle with 10 losses and 3 wins just to get my shitty crystals on my main thanks to absolute retards on team
>today go 3-0 with non-retarded teammates and the third win is a complete stomp where I get potg

huh

really makes you think

>>159433917
been like that these last 2 days currently 2-1 yesterday was 7-3

>>159433740
>>159433538
>>159433390
t. SHIttERS

I messAGE that to SHITTERS post-GAME to SAy its OK to be BAD

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>>159434250

>>159434349
PoST ProFILE and THE N you GET to TAlK

http://paladins.guru/profile/pc/SilentXaXa/casual

>>159432751
https://my.mixtape.moe/fojdsl.mp4

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>>159435315
thanks, anon.

>not playing bomb king, makoa, ying, rukus team

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>>159435515
>playing

Is there any way to see how much you've healed yourself vs teammates? Or is it only total amount healed?

>>159436001
Doesn't the end-game score card show only healing to team mates?

>>159436328
It says Total Amount Healed, so I assumed that was including myself. Unless I've just been misreading it this entire time.

>>159435418
I do want that skin fo Barik

>>159418279
This is a big problem I have with these new hero shooter games. Only 3-4 characters max are viable. Picking anyone else is just asking for your team to pull their weight AKA instaloss.

>enemy team has 2 healers
>shitter retards still buy 1 level of aggression instead of cauterize

DAMN DAT EBIN +5% DMG

fucking lost of course

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>let's make this game where both modes revolve around a cart that moves
>and then make this character who places a totem that can't move!
>but make sure he can't put the totem on the cart... that wouldn't be fair
>the turret can go on the cart tohugh because it's KOOL
>oh yeah and don't forget to make it die in 2 hits so he REALLY has to think about where he puts his little AoE circle that can't move and has a 10 second cooldown
>oh and by the way, how's the work on Grover going? I don't thikn people will mind him just being a walking heal totem

>>159419917
>1920x1080
>bitrate from 1999

shit nigger what are you doing

>>159437328

Only Kinessa (and possibly Skye, depends on how braindead the enemy is) are detriments to your team.

Everyone else can help, provided your team's composition works well together.

>>159418061
http://paladins.guru/profile/pc/AvianZebra

>Paladins is Overwatch for poor people

Try to refute this claim.
Protip: you cant

>>159438048
*cums in you*

>>159438048
For poor people who don't like Press E to Win

>playing buck
>go kill one solo, eliminate another
>die in a 2v1
>team already lost point and 3 of them are dead
>solo ruckus pick
>he is too scared to go on point because he gets blasted to shit because he was dumb enough to pick ruckus as solo tank
>someone still buys veteran after it was made worthless
>complete shitter team that loses their 1v1s and the point by default

that's when you stop playing instead of wasting more time

>>159438048
i bought overwatch and currently enjoy paladins more because i'm bad at shot bullet and paladins is more forgiving in that respect

>>159438048
Overwatch doesn't have a stealth slut wearing purple clothing :^)

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>>159438309

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>>159438048

Overwatch died to me when they removed Genji's wall-climb reset. Number tweaks and cuts are just fine, but to strip some of the only fucking mechanics present in that game from the only marginally interesting character to play? I had allowed myself to forget how obnoxious Blizzongo's balance philosophy is.

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>>159438729
>Playing Genji

>>159437519
seriously why does grohk's totem ven have health but things like Damba's gourd is fine?

I can't ever get to use it because the moment it's put down it dies to some AoE. Isn't it being immobile bad enough?

>>159438963

only character with a semblance of mobility

and no, tracer's strictly horizontal blinks don't count, nor do pharah's fart jets

Is it so much to have expected one character reminiscent of the scoot from a game that was very obviously cashing in on the desire for a new team fortress-style game

is 5 inches enough

>>159438048
i won't. don't know how much better is overwatch compared to paladins, but paladins isn't really that bad.

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Evie a cute, CUTE!
Drew Evie from memory, she looks cute.

>>159438048
At least Paladins isn't press Q to win.

>>159439276
Cute.

>>159439705
Extremely cute. Frizzy hair girls a best.

>>159438048
Just the fact that you don't have to waddle from spawn to the objective for 1 billion years already makes OW not worth playing by comparison.

>>159436507
healing yourself doesn't count as healing on the post game scoreboard
t. pip who always heals himself

>>159438048
Overwatch isn't on Steam.

>>159440357
Get Gift Giver IV. Heal yourself more than you do your team mates, it doesn't even need to heal them for you to get the benefit.

>>159440440
So?

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>Play Drogoz because 12 champions etc.
>Enemy team has 2 supporters, Ying and MalDamba
>suggest Cauterize and not Aggressor because it makes more sense
>Cassie player is like "nah Im damage class, i need dat!"
>told him that 5% for 400 vs 10% for 300 is making Haven more attractive and that Cauterize would cause more damage since less healing than a forgettable 5% damage boost
>can you shut up you arent even that good
>think to myself that I cant realy argue against that since I am aware how shitty my drogoz is
>he followed up with a "kys"
>"I know, math is hard"
>"KYS!"
>we won the game somehow, probably because the other 3 carried us
>Cassie player was even worse than me
>"So much for you are better"
>"kys"
I would assume that faggot was a /v/ user. Eitherway, im in high spirits now.

https://steamcommunity.com/id/burzum4u

Any of you homos play on EU? I'm decent, but don't want to play with randomshitters.

>>159440450
we went over this, there's no room for gift giver in a good pip loadout and you don't need it if you're good enough. not saying I am, but I've seen people who are

>>159440708
You can still get Side Tanks IV and Graviton II.

>>159440768
like I said, no room for it. acumen IV and side tanks IV are must haves, guile II gives you a lot more dps, sturdy I is useful for getting up in someone's face. I suppose you could take gift giver I, but reload I is more effective at that point.

>>159440642
we're all randomshitters but we just happen to post in these shit threads

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>>159440642
well I am but the issue is that i might pull you down, since im myself am stuck at a 50%win/rate ratio. Also the preassure of playing with "friends" and trying not to be a burden would stress me out greatly...
sorry.

How to Viktor?

>>159440642
>linking your steam
What the fuck? Link your paladins profile and prove you're not a "randomshitter".

>>159439276
>>159439705
dumb cuteposters

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>>159441240
but anon
cute things are nice!

>>159441184
hold lmb and rmb
track enemy
????
profit

literally more braindead than ying

>>159441184
Get in trouble and run away at the speed of sound.

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>>159441240
I get you are into mean girls?

>>159438048
a much higher percentage of characters in paladins are viable, unlike in overwatch where ther's only really one or two good characters for each class.
so paladins is better if you have a particular playstyle preferance.

>>159441184
>Compensator IV
>Speedload IV
>Firing Stance II
>Other pointless bullshit you want
>Hold down RMB
>Hold down LMB
It's worked pretty well so far, considering I've only played with randoms though I haven't used it a lot.

Androxus? More like...Androksucks!

LOL

>>159441194
https://paladins.guru/profile/pc/HeppiePeppie

!!

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cute drawings

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>tfw no autistic european boyfriend

>>159442680
Hi~

>>159442742
proof that you are an autistic european boyfriend

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>>159442869
Its 19:55 in my country right now..

>>159442680
I have a girlfriend, sorry ~

>>159443030
>german
Sorry, I prefer white, not brown.

>>159443146
Im not german and i am white

I think they broke something in the optimization, I used to get 60fps at fullscreen but now it chugs like hell sometimes, and I've seen some posts on the forums complaining about an fps bug.

>>159439623
enough for what?

>>159443030
>82%
how many games do you have ?

>>159441397
Viktor is actually really hard to play against good players, the ones that will instantly blow you up if overextend at all. Shooting and landing headshots is only like 30% of good Viktor play.

>>159441184
basically you have to siege the point while playing hide-and-seek with all your threats. Grenadier is important. Stay on the move. Prioritise Morale Boost and Kill to Heal. It is acceptable to ult Kinessas.

>casual is not really casual
>just a shitfest of people not caring what is picked and everyone doing whatever
>constantly vs premades/tryhards and pros
>implying it's casual or fun to play this piece of shit

just playing for rewards at this point few times a day and not for fun because there's no fun to be had even if you win because it's usually just a one way stomp

>>159437519
Also most useful ult in game.

How do i get better with cassie?
Either i get a really low damage or just doing mostly average
I literally can't improve

>>159444502
It only counts the games you gotten atleast one achievement in, but my total library is 139 games

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>>159402595
>when you are the best frontliner as grohk

>>159437519
he used to be op as shit and his ult could shit on skye old ult in certain circumstances but hi rez hates him and buck

>>159437519
I'm too cheap to buy his VP, does it have a "Shazbot" line to go with his Tribes skin?

>>159448138
What's a good Grokh loadout?

>our team has Vik, Androxus, Nando, and Ying
>Nando and Ying are both rank 14
>Androxus 11
>Vik 7
>I pick Pip because he's a great filler when your team comp is already perfect
>the Vik immediately flips shit
>"don't fucking pick another support we need damage you fucking retard"
>Ying says "pip's fine as a damage pick rn, no worries"
>Vik spends most of the match bitching or being dead
>win match anyway because our Androxus completely shits on their backline
>and Nando and Ying are best point buddies forever
>I spend the game lighting their whole team on fire, unloading launcher shots, and turning them all into chickens
>net a triple kill with my ult for play of the game
>get to lobby
>I end with just over 80K damage
>compared to our Vik's 19K (fucking how)
>"Got anything to say about needing damage now, Vik?"
>"you played an op cancer champ who doesn't even do his role and now you gloat?? fucking kys"
>enemy Skye says "lol vik, I murdered you like 10 times while you stood in the same spot the whole match"
>Vik replies with "lol who fucking cares your champ is just as op as fucking pip, kys you dumb n.igger"
>everybody still in lobby chat says some variation on "reported"
>"oh boy gee wow who the fuck cares report me that's fine kys you little kid shits this game is dumb as fuck anyway"

kek

Really though, why are so many Viktors so fucking mad? It seems like it's always the shittiest Viktors who spam "kys" when they don't get what they want. I've seen plenty of other people play a hero badly, but haven't witnessed rage like this except with Viktors. Does he really attract ragers for some reason?

>>159450197
healing rain iv
totem radius and duration increase

whatever else you want

i personally like maxing out on ghost walk speed and cooldown

>>159450268
>why does the cod champ attract tryhard shitters

>>159450420
>not getting every lightning rod and arc card so that you can slow everyone forever

It's like you don't enjoy surging with power.

>>159445767
>people not caring what is picked and everyone doing whatever
>not casual
chill out bro

>>159450814

Lightning ball is so good out of the box I don't really feel the need to card for it, compared to Totem which only becomes (really) good with Healing Rain+Gale

>>159444502
Wiat anon, why do you ask?

>>159451229
You can et all lightning rod cards except for the heal upon enemies hit and then still wreck with it with space for healing ring. So long as you level the -cooldown on hit card at least once.

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>>159450268
Every Viktor player is either
A) A russian
B) A tryhard COD player
C) A shitter with default card set and aggression
D) All of the above

>>159452151
>D
I've definitely been teamed with Russian CoD tryhards with default loadout maxing only aggression (and then apparently refusing to buy other items). It's so fucking painful because you just know they're dead weight, and there's fucking nothing to be done about it.

Every Evie player is either


A) a weeb
B) a closet homosexual
C) a neckbeard
D) all of the above

Genderswap skins when?

>>159452608
>t. Russian Cod player with default card set and aggression

last time I played this game was around a year ago. How big is the download? Is the Hi-rez launcher removed on steam?

The game itself is probably nowhere near what it used to be i guess.

>>159452781
never

>>159453071
t. a fat neckbearder closet homosexual weeb

>>159452781
Never, too much money to pay more voice actors.

Every Shitnessa player is either:

A) Shit
B) Completly useless
C) Deadmeat that never set foot on the objective
D) All of the above

what are the best champs if i can't aim?

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for the androxus pic

why do i take damage from projectiles that don't hit me.the fuck is wrong with this game

Every androxus player is either:

A) Edgelord
B) Thinks he has good aim
C) Doesn't have good aim
D) All of the above

>>159453548
you're missing braindead

>>159453190
>>159453528

Aww, but a femPip skin would be literally perfect.

>>159437519
>UNLIMITED POW-
>lies on the floor
dead on arrival.

>>159453839
Shitty casual hitboxes (just like Overwatch), but with the added benefits of killcams being slightly laggy, making it look even worse.

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Every Ying player is either:

A) A closet homosexual
B) A tranny slut
C) A waifufag
D) All of the above

>>159454468
The skill really is weak for how powerful he looks and sounds. It's like you hear him shout it and get scared but then he come to you and it's like he's just tickling you.

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you guys werent kidding when you said this is going to bring out the worst in people
>guy instalocks my main
>level 2
>fuck
>i never see him anywhere but spawn
>basically no one but makoa and me near the point
>lose embarrassingly first round
>2 people from my team afk in spawn
>alright maybe first one was a fluke
>get on point
>team is nowhere to be seen
>die to their kinessa
>round ends
>afk shitter had 2k damage
>kinessa topscored with 40 something k damage
>kinessa: Magnificent! Simply beautiful round!

i hate the people who play this game

>>159454384
yiff in hell

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>>159452608
A and C
>>159454569
C

seems accurate.

Every Paladins player is either:

A) Shit
B) Poor
C) Brazilian
D) All of the above