cute edition
>Patch 3.45 Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c55a99e864094c0c7dfcbde0fa35bd9fda60dfcb
>Stormblood Expansion Teaser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/hq1iFqR9
Previous: >>159339473
Cheat engine tiddy
son you're a gotdang screw up
xth for shinyobis
>tfw to intillegint to play healer
Middies!! \(^_^)/
I just started. I'm on Balmung because apparently it's the best server. How to find non cringe guild and friends? Did I fuck up? Did I waste 20$ to transfer?
tfw dont know why i stay on balmung
Kuus a best.
>>159391573
you are totally a drakn guy
go join their fc
syunsets
*peeks around the corner to scope out the scene before entering*
hey whats going on in here guys
>>159391071
Is Red a SLUT? Inquiring minds want to know...
>>159391573
Add Yorick Murick, I'm just as new as you and just as lost. It'll be a fuckin adventure.
>>159391573
>I'm on Balmung
>How to find non cringe guild and friends?
hello
>>159391642
>>159391573
>drakn
unless he wants to join raim in the cuckshack perhaps
Hello /xivg/
What is everyone doing in game today?
I hate maintenance almost as much as I hate myself.
>>159391798
>Murick
>Not Muhdick
This guy seems normal.
wassup family
>>159391574
same
>>159391916
Being alone.
>>159391573
you see that squid
>>159391875
join their FC
>>159391998
That doesn't sound fun! Shoot me a /tell in game and we can talk anon. Ririten Yuyuten
>>159391916
Palace of the dead is super comfy. I'm running it, I feel like such an adventurer in ways dungeons don't make me feel. I think its because team composition is always random and you can fuck up and wipe and you get random loot.
>>159391972
ftelor....
>>159392030
that's probably not a good idea
it's got like 2 of my static members and mari in it, and that's it
Please enjoy the weekend, Anonymous. You earned it. While you're at it, maybe post some Highlanders?
>>159391916
make stratos mod
>>159392114
fuck you slut I'm not ftelor
>>159392148
where is your a11s clear
>>159392109
Yes! Me and my friends have been absolutely in love with it. We're doing it -only- together so we aren't nearly as far as a lot of people, but it really adds to this sense of being an adventurer team. And we're all roleplayes so it makes a lot of interesting stories to tell!
PotD is my favorite content in a long time.
>>159392187
If they buy me Xenoverse 2 sure
Bribery, the fastest way to modhoodI am joking
>>159392108
are you on gilgamesh
Why is Soft inviting so many fucking people
>>159392220
dude cmon he is trying to push his class to its limits that takes a while
>>159392162
Highlanders!
>>159392220
probs next week
we actually have a healer and a warrior now
stop asking me
xth for PotD "challenge" floors are fun!
:3
>>159392215
oh you're the guy who dated a nigger pretending to be a tranny lmao
>>159391916
Same thing I do everyday.
Loaf about.
>>159392296
World dalmatian.
...I mean domination.
>>159392162
You too Lady palutena
what if everyone starting false flagging?
>spent $10 for this very minor change
>>159392494
Lei...
>>159392296
they are trying to implode, its in its final moments before it bursts and then that filth will go everywhere. it will go out the way of Neet, with some retard booting everyone
>>159392494
Wow do you have autism
>>159392267
that's how two of your mods became mods
how is it a "joke"
>tfw hate potd
>an entire .5 patch of only potd and relic
When the fuck is 3.5?
>>159392371
don't you ever compare me to that kume stain again
also he's on gilg you fukc
>>159392295
Nope, Balmung. Sorry friend
>>159392581
I know we say thats why I gave Bun modBut since some of you don't have a sense of humor, it actually isn't. Bun bought me the pizza well after becoming modbut who is the second?
>>159392494
I spent 10 dollars to change a tail
all the other cats knew immediately
>>159392295
What's your name on Gilgamesh? I can add you friendo.
>>159392607
>expecting any different in the middle of a patch
3.5 isn't going to be out until late Decembe desu
So, are servers going down?
>>159392671
cause i'm not on balmung
>>159392735
cause i'm not on gilgamesh
>>159392671
>after being modded
Ririten will die.
>>159392820
Is it really going to be that soon?
>>159392823
Yes.
>>159392735
Cornelia Sylvanas
>>159392823
No, it's Square's/some NA ISPs that are having maintenance, not the game itself, they're simply warning you that they MIGHT go down and/or have latency/connection issues.
>>159393014
>Yes.
Just kidding, I'm dumb.
Apparently servers might be unstable, that's all.
why is sera SOOOOO f*cking cute?!?!
Is crit the best stat to meld in for SMN or does SS scale better cause of DoT's?
>>159393529
crit > ss > det
>>159392946
Nah i'm immortal.
Gonna live forever
>>159392380
In your super comfy house! I'm so jealous of your decore still.
Ok just to make sure i followed it right.
TLDR was WoD won so hard on their world that light overwhelmed everything and started fucking the world up.
They came to our world to try and merge the planets together to balance things back out on theirs at the cost of ours.
After we beat them up Minfilia agreed to travel to their world and pretty much try to take some of the light away and attempt to restore balance to it.
That about right? It felt like they dumped all their motivations in about 5 minutes so.
>>159393353
Back the fuck off. Sera is mine.
I will die.
>>159392820
If they follow a similar schedule to 2.x's patches, we probably won't see 3.5 until January or maybe even February. But who knows maybe they'll change it up.
>>159392924
bun confirmed slut
>>159393697
lol kys panpan
>sera still samefags himself years later
>>159393859
Who?
Good Friday evening!
Smells like fish
>login after not playing since 2.4
>everyone is gone and the last person logged in ago was 129 days ago with the other one being about 2 months before that guy
>the server feels lonely and dead without them
Is it time to seal the deal and move to balmung and hate myself so i can never come back into this game?
>>159393992
Don't think there's any fish around these parts, my dude
IM
DONE
>>159393964
suck him off
for fucks sake november just started
WITH
>>159394145
I wish November would fuck off, honestly
STRATOS
>>159394043
Catfish thrive in dehydrated environments like gilgamesh lmao
>>159393529
ss does very little to increase dot damage
AND
>>159393647
I kinda wanted more of the warriors. But they went from appearing to obscurity to reappearing to gone in short order.
That said, the battle against them was hilarious as a SMN.
DON'T
SPEAK
>>159394145
Merry christmas!
>>159394265
I'm pretty sure Gilgamesh players have access to fresh water. I mean, anyone on Ifrit is probably thirsty with all the heat and all, but Gilgamesh seems like a pretty well maintained society of raiding memers with access to fresh water and food
>>159393647
There wasn't any bringing balance back. They wanted to merge their world with ours, which would mean all life on their world would be reduced to aether and returned to the Lifestream, which they considered preferable to spending an eternity in essentially a light version of the Void.
*cuddles u*
no homo~
>>159394427post pic
>>159392162
late
>>159394389merry crimbus
I claim this tree in the name of Mars.
>>159394104
>>159394141
>>159394194
>>159394215
>>159394318
>>159394325
>>159394360
what lol
ho effective can i be while i'm drunk?1
>>159394616
Step up on this bitch like
Post meltdowns
>>159394718
Tom Cruise
>>159393761
man oh man i love those shoes. how much would the eastern set set me back on gilga if i were to pay with gil?
Why do you show no interest in me and make excuses but then go off with someone else?
help
Remember to p@ a c@ today
>>159394427
{Same.}
>>159395007
Because you spend your time vagueposting.
>>159395039
fluffy tail
lion tail a shit
>>159394612
But this is our tree!
>>159395007
why don't you say anything I'm terrible at initiating
>>159395084
I would rather eb this c@ so I can p@ it forever.
>>159395084
Comin for those ears bb
>ywn web a vagueposter
>>159391573
Balmung is literally the worst server on Aether, but for the same reason everyone in this thread plays there- it's a haven for perverts, homersexuals, transexuals, pedophiles, and every other brand of deviant you can think of. Piss drinkers, diaper wearers, foot fetishists, you name it.
It's also actually only a mid-pop server. Or at least, only a middling to low range of the players there actually play the game. The rest treat it as their ERP dungeon and mostly sit around at the Quicksands (or whatever is the popular haunt if that's too old school- it's been a while) or their FC house.
>>159395216
Damn those sexualized Homers.
>>159395178
>>159395185
pst friendos...
>>159394145
Who's this semen demon Raen?
>>159395167
because I do say stuff and initiate conversation but you ignore me cause you're too busy ERP-ing with other people.
You said no to ERP-ing with me but not 3 mins later you're fucking someone else.
>>159394828
Maybe about 2 mil? Dunno
>>159395198
pst..
>>159395125
thanks i wont need to waste another $10
>>159395505
Ok, who?
>>159395817
/pet
>>159395817
won't proci be jealous?
>>159395889
/joy
>>159395903
Nothing wrong if it's not sexual
>>159395315
you won't meme me so sir
>>159395162
fite me tatersyou won't
>>159396214
ftelor confirmed whore
proci a cuck again
>>159395817
*multiquotes* heheh dumb bitch take that
>tfw no mama elezen
Can someone who's made a giraffe before tell me if these ear cuffs can color change/be taken off using the aesthetic guy? Also judge my giraffe I guess.
even decides whether i go to the gas station for booze
>>159396567
literally crying rn
>>159396638
yes you can do both
also she's cute
whats with all the grey/white haired characters?
>>159396706
Kill yourself already Elk you stalking fuck.
>>159396638
Yes to both.
Looks motherly, I like it.
>>159396706
maybe
Recommend me some rap
>>159396567
>tfw no cutefully armoredau ra waifu.
>>159396567
PST
>>159396638
You can add/remove claps and change their color via the aesthetician
>>159396706
No, instead cuddle me.
>>159396638
yandere/10
>>159396794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUnQMIbxjD0
>>159396706
log in and web me instead...
>>159396784
wtf
>>159396794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jpRA69aoI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee-uNg86JcE
>>159396706
do it you bitch
Man, this game just kicked it up a notch. This world isn't a happy go lucky fantasy world that I expected. Kinda gives that vibe from FF11 intro video sorta.
Anyways. Should I be doing side quests? I'm like 6 levels above my MSQ and I've been doing every side quest I come across but they often offer like...100 gil and 400 exp. It feels pointless. Is the lore/story any good usually?
Also. I have a neat headband that gives me exp bonus until 25. Should I take it off at 25? Should I take it off now and get a decent helmet? Once I'm passed 25, does it affect the exp gain when im level synched?
>>159396706
i should get drinks too
>>159397080
What's your ingame name?
>>159397080
Sidequests are firmly an "if you want to" thing, you can take 'em if you like and ignore 'em if you don't, and sidequests that actually give you important stuff are clearly marked 99% of the time.
The headband is perfectly fine to wear up to 25, and it will give the bonus if you level sync to or below 25.
>>159395286
Wow, how much have you had to drink already? Or are you really this eager for affection?~
>>159396316
>again
When was the first time?
>>159396364
Wow rude, dude
>>159397308
What the FUCK, Ippiki?
>>159397401
when he admitted to wanting to lick puttels cum out of ftelors ass
>>159397208
I don't know anon. I don't want you following me around trying to ERP with me.
Bartholomew Carter on Balmung.
>no elezen eb
>>159397308
I'm going to pyut an nyend to this
>>159397459
Gross
Aether queues. Sophia ex.
/0/1/1
Duty complete
Completion
>>159397710
does smudges ever nut in your butt?
>>159397308
What the fuck is going on in that picture
>>159397757
not sure if I got you but I'm in
>>159395817
>>159395817
>>159395817
>>159395817
>>159395817
Report.
FREE
AUTISM
>>159397401
I will pump proci in front of you
catbois autism
>>159398118
Nah, you didn't get me
>>159398404
All day; every single day
/soc/ it up, discuss everything but the game
Autismbois :3
>>159398514
she looks fuckin elderly lmao
>>159398632
who is that other c@
>>159398632
>>159398514
>>159398404
Damn straight.
>>159398709
The only pink catboi around here
>>159398720
Stories like this are honestly kind of sad, but I'm glad they've at least found some kind of happiness.
>>159398643
It's mostly her face, it's really disfigured. The worse thing is she used her hand, which looks like a hand of some fairy tale old hag, to cover it. The result is awful.
>when you walk into a web
I feel it
>>159398720
the grown men world
>>159397587
This feel I know it well.
>>159398720
>that avatar
Embodies the sarcasm perfectly.
>>159398819
I miss ninf...
>>159398720
>a trip of self discovery and surrealism
cringe
>>159391071
>midget
>cute
>>159398819
Ah, the person you sold out and shat on
And you have the nerve to post her here now
You're honestly a trashy, trashy human being and I wish it was a bait or ironic shitposting. Arrogant bitch, really
stop being mean to ftelly
i mean it
>>159398819
i am not sure that catboi appreciates you bringing them here. just because you're an attention whore, doesn't mean they are. they left for a reason.
>>159398819
did you and her make up???
>>159391573
>I'm on Balmung
>How to find non cringe guild and friends
>Did I fuck up
HE ACTUALLY FELL FOR THE BALMUNG MEME LMAO THE MADMAN
>>159398860
who is it?
>>159392594
>>159395360
please, PLEASE tell me theres more of these
>>159399041
Tell Britty to get a trip or cease on posting the same off topic soc shit every single day, every single thread.
>>159395817
>>159395817
>>159395817
>>159395817
>>159395817
>>159398819
>>159398819
>>159398819
>>159398819
>>159398819
>>159398883
You can thank the Internet Prostitute for that.
>>159398720
Poor Mari...
>>159399176
>of all people, tell ftel to stop posting offtopic
>not amber or kiss or any of the other neo ebins
>>159391573
DRAKN
>>159399275
>You can thank the Internet Prostitute for that.
is that iri's new nickname?
Why the fuck are collars so hot. I work with a chick that will wear one every now and then and unnnnghghggh
Does anyone have an idea what the AM raid scene is like on Gilgamesh? My current server is nothing but despair.
>>159399320
iri is barely posting itt, at least when compared to ftelor
>>159399462
rip knee you welt
>>159399462
eh, gets the job done
What is the name of the laser beam visor glasses? Can't remember for the life of me
>>159398860
Ada NO.details
>>159399462
shotgun the next one
>when you want to web ada and make him your personal and exclusive erp servant but you know its impossible
>>159399074She left because no one replies to her, dummy, I've said this like 20 times now
>>159399091Yeah, I told her I was sorry and that I'm a huge asshole and stuff
Any of ya'll nigs know someone with a firecrest or firecrest earring?
This game friggin ruleZ
>>159398860
I wish someone would web me...
>>159391573
Imbecile. You better have asked this just to find out who to avoid.
>>159399573
The Sharlayan Goggles? They're the only thing coming to mind right now, unless you meant the Imperial Shadow Visor
>>159399670
I reply to her all the time.
>>159399573
Perhaps Ftelbitch will answer that question and actually contribute somehow?
Please recommend me some cute Seekers of the Sun names! I want to be a cute cat!
>>159399827
Kirito Tia
>>159399827
Neko Yagami
>>159399827
Y'esi Milkdiks
>>159399670
That doesn't warrant you bringing her here in your avatarfagging you dumb cretin
>>159399867
That last name makes me think of goblins
oh that is sick as fuck
>>159399842
That's a boy's name!Although if I used a boy's name I could be a trap, I suppose.
>>159399912
{Flicking Dicks and Taking Loads}
>>159399803
I know, but it's not enough;;
>>159399573
Imperial Shadow Visor?
>>159399810
you didnt contribute either retard
>>159399670
You should leave if anything.
Maids give me the funniest feelings
>>159400021
I won't though, and you know that
>>159399779
>>159399810
>>159399989
No that isn't it. It is like a one beam across the face kind of like Geordi Laforge's visor
Post ending in 5 chooses fanta race.
>>159399641
Lily, please just post genny pegs
>>159400025
what kind of feelings
>>159399989
Just how much replies does she require?Does she still do the guilt trippy kind of thing?
Which ebins would make the cutest babies?
>>159400209
catb
>>159400104
I know, you're too attention starved for that. Gotta give that good name to all females itt.
Whoever thought B rank hunts were a good idea in huge zones like Azys Lla should beinformed that they were not a good idea in a calm and civilized manner.
>>159400248
>>159399641
looking for acutietoebonlamia
Lonely miqote looking to get webbed... PST...
>>159400248
Me x my gf
>>159400209
roegadynmale
>>159400225
the kind of feeling when you nail a rap verse
>>159400340
Do you like leaking chocolate girl cock and knot?
>>159400104
get a trip you massive shitposter, considering how you keep saying you have friends in game, you sure love coming here to shitpost to get your daily dose of human contact for some reason
>>159400209
Purple male Au Ra.
>>159400398
weird...PST...
>>159400454
Name?
>>159400375
>>159400398
holy FUCK eb me
>>159400398
yeah...
>>159400501
Awena Marette...
>>159400286
That's adorable. Whose is it?
>>159400501
awena marette...
>>159400375
Must be white thing
>>159400541
>>159400547
>>159400518
>>159400519
Alright,meet me at Snowcloak...
I just wanted a glamor
>>159400620
No...
Meet me at Helix...
>>159400709
Lets meet in the middle...the Habisphere...
>>159400518
>>159400557
i Don't understand?
VELVET ALERT
>>159400228
Nah she doesn't and I have no idea
>>159400260
What I do is no different than the grown men here, just throw me in with them
>>159400417
I never say anything about friends
>>159400827
You're really stupid
Requesting all available Lalaphiles!
Does anyone here like Elezen...?
>>159400940
Yes
>>159400841
And just because others do the same shit, it's justified? Fuck, you really need a 72h long break to set your damaged head straight.
>>159400890
pst Lohil-
Wait ika fanta'd to lizard.
>>159400963
Even duskwight...?
>>159400841
>others are shitposting so I will shitpost and avatarfag too
I wish I could punch your washboard face
>>159399749
name/server/marital status/sexual preference
>>159400940
>>159401045
No Awena.
>ywn experience the wonders and excitement of playing Heavensward for the first time with your now-mentally-deceased best friend again
;_;...
EAT MY ASS
>>159400841
you got that right, you shitpost just like them
ftelly stop takin the bait
>>159401102
That wasn't me.
>>159398963
its calld CHIBI u baka gajin
and yes it is CUTE
plebians with ur shit taste would never understand
>1 autist going for F'telor
> >>159400890 and >>159401118 get nothing
backwards mentality
oh shit i've had too much to drink
>grown men upset girls get the attention they want so desperately
XD
>>159401339
im on the way there>>159401339
>>159401308
>wanting someone to 'go after' somebody who is literally posting about the game
>complaining about any of this shit and contributing to the problem instead of reporting and moving on
:ok_hand:
>>159401420
your post has very little to do with the game, just more /soc/ blogging
>>159400940
They're alright
Also, out of the HW zones, CWH > Churning Mists > SoC > Hinterlands > Foreskins > Azys Lla
Fact.
>>159401408
y r u stil alife
Who are the nice DRAKN and the DRAKN to avoid?
>>159401408
pst when y ou've beecome beyond stupid
>>159401626
i dunno, what's a DRAKN with you?
>>159401614
because i decided hitting the brakes was a better idea than jerking the wheel to the right and going into the trees at 130 that one day
>>159401640
im not online
/pet
>>159401509
What do you want people to discuss, exactly?
DPS mathematics and game theory? This is literally an MMO, where "/soc/ blogging" is ingrained in the community. Or are you some kind of butt/lewdposter?
:)
>>159401198
Gold rank soon
>>159401509
If you wish for game discussion, discuss the game. For example, let's have a question. In this situation who is in the wrong? The undercutters, or the ones who aren't buying and reselling?
>>159399170
>>159401761
its better than what you and your boyfriend post
>>159401626
Well everyone in DRAKN is pretty nice, and all the bad DRAKN member recently left to join Soft.
So you're in luck.
>>159401752
rip :(
my pet quota is low
just rememberyou could survive that crash best do it a surefire way
>>159401626
The nice ones left a couple of days ago
>>159401875
And who were those?
>>159401857
>post about the game
>buttposting is apparently better than that
>shitposting with a vendetta against people is also apparently better than that
Gee, I wonder who you could be.Sometimes it's hard to believe I'm actually responding to real human beings on this board and not AIs programmed to feel nothing but anger and spite.
>>159401875
falseflag
>start An Allied Perspective
>go to Coerthas
>"Foundation" now on map
>can view Ishgard
n-nani
>>159401958
>That spoiler
I feel the same way sometimes
>>159401875
>The ones who left were the bad ones
Sensible_Chuckle.gif
>>159401958
>implying I'm talking about buttposting
read your own post next time, retard
>>159402009
Yeah, but you can't enter. It's like how all ARR dungeons are on the map without you being able to enter Keeper of the Lake until 2.5
>>159402059
Who left?
>>159401875
Pretty sure the trash that joined are worse. All they need to do is recruit Elk to have a trifecta of human waste.
>>159402061
>implying that's all I implied or assumed
In addition to my previous spoiler, I have to wonder if people here literally just act retarded to try to "bait" me, which literally does nothing except mildly entertain me, or if they're actually retarded. Huh.
>>159402242
Why are you shifting the discussion to you again? Post about the game or don't post at all.
>>159402225
lol
>>159402225
redpill me on elk
>>159402339
Guy knows a sociopath when he sees one.
>>159402339
Stalked Renko on Mateus while masquerading as a brown elezen.
>>159402339
Thinks the world revolves around him
>>159402339
he has a mole on his dick
>>159402339
has 0 (zero) friends
>>159402412
>Stalked
lol wtf
>>159402453
i mean it does
>>159393761
Why can't I have elezens this cute?
>>159402516
not true
>>159402550
You need to shit in a diaper for inspiration.
>>159402225
No. Everyone in the FC for the most part is very nice and few do any shitposting.
>shitposting about f'telly and other tripfags stops
>elk starts avatarposting
it's like poetry
>>159402613
>Mafu
>Guffy
>Nice
I'm laughing harder than I am at Elk trying to deny stalking Renko.
>>159402508
proof?
>>159402550
Yer short, most can't bend their necks far enough to see you.
Why does Elk falseflag as Liora?
>>159402656
They seem nice in game.
>>159402603
I don't understand this meme. The tallelves are pretty.
>>159402695
On the upshot, I'm fuckin blaqq
>>159402516
I'm his friend :3
>>159402710
>Put on a friendly facade in game
Wow so hard.
>>159402708
Why does Liora false flag as elk being liora
>>159402623
nope none of that was me
me for reference:
>>159402526
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>>159401408
>>159401045
>>159400940
>>159400518
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>>159399867
>>159399462
>>159398885
>>159396886
>>159396706
>>159402708
i dont
>>159402759
/hug
>>159402557
/hug
>>159402751
go back to /bnsg/ crossthreader
>>159402516
hello
>>159402763
Why do I care as long as their actions continue to benefit me?
>>159402759
Time for me to unfriend you then.
>>159402759
preemptive rip hannaagain
>tfw I'm a post-meta-friendly facadester pretending to be nice in game when in reality I pretend to be mean behind people's backs because I'm a psychopath
;_;...
>>159402847
I'm in so many fucking generals you have no idea
>>159402841
hey...
what's up...
>>159402934
Look everyone, he's shitting up the thread again!
>>159402942
alas poor yorick
have you rerolled yet you warlock piece of shit
how much can i drink tonight?
>>159402992
no niggaI'm drowning my sorrowsin bleachnew phone who dis
>>159402989
*blankpostsmenacingly*
>>159403056
leanice
are you just too fucked up to understand me
or is it the other way around
maybe its both
and i just dont know which is worse
why are you ignoring me?!
I'm so sorry, come back please.
oops i have a trip cant vaugepost fuk
Has anyone else managed to solo 1-100 in Palace of the Dead yet? Did you get your Pal-less Palace II achievement after clearing floor 100?
I'm asking because I died around floor 24 and can't enter floor 101 as a result. Have I been fucked out of a title?
Video games
>>159402874
Sorry you feel that way anon, I like being friends with anyone. I'll still be here if you ever change your mind ^_^
>>159402916
pls don't rip my wife
>>159403213
Here we stand.
At the end of the world.
The only thing we have to keep us occupied isvagueposting.
>tfw the person you spent most of your playtime with is taking a break for a while
This loneliness is unbearable
Is there any tank gear that doesn't look awful dyed yellow?
Almost all of the dye options I saw dyed the metal such a horrible tinge of yellow, even DoL shit ended up better.
>>159401790
IS THERE ANYMORE?
>>159403213
>>159403283
nice vagueposts, bitch faget niger ass cunt loser nerds
>>159403092
literally who
>>159403290
who the fuck are you supposed to be?
Summoning Mado
>>159403351
you on balmung? name?
im stretching myself so thin its killing me but i can try and be there for you
>have a crush on someone
>find out they like one of your friends
>help the two of them get together
Am I a cuck for wanting people to be happy?
elk is truly the greatest poster we've ever seen
>>159403351
>tfw they took a break 5 years ago and never came back
I'm like his black son or something
>>159403442
i try i try
people just dont have the longevity i do, it takes real dedication and nobody else has it
Anyone want to EB?
>>159403426
I am on balmung, don't worry about it though I wont add to that, it's complicated anyway
>>159403351
>tfw they ditched you for internet dicks
just poppin in for a quicky post
>>159403538
PST Stratos Oronir Krowe Jr
>>159403351
Add me bitch, I'll spit with you for a while but I'm a new player so I'm low level.Yorick Murick
>>159403529
I hope to reach you're level one day
>>159403315
Get your video games armor?
Got my video games armor
>>159403609
Go to sleep, Jr. Your father's talking.
>>159403374
me
>>159403669
>Won't be able to get this coat because they're doing a gay mount instead
>>159403547
I feel like they're going to ditch me soon after they come back, they told me to stop worrying about them so much and that they think I might be taking us too seriously, which I guess it means it's my fault but it's just hard not to take it more seriously than other people I hang out with online when they spend all day with me doing stuff and only do lewd stuff with me
>>159403614
No no I don't want this getting out there, i'd rather vaguepost about it
Just delete me and get it over with.
>>159403763
The coat's pretty gay.
>>159403742
>fftoes
LOL
AHHAHAHAHA
>>159403742
10/10
The fucked up face only adds to it.
>>159403851
waddup you gay retard
>>159403851
Not nearly as funny as your pathetic life.
Hey! What's up dude. Oh what's that? You got more coming I hear you man, I got just the table for you. And I would just like to say, Thank you for choosing /xivg/ for your dining tonight
>>159403669
Nah, got too salty over season 1 because I dropped really low and just couldn't recover and didn't bother with season 2
I regret it because the top is great
>>159403925
I wouldn't trust /xivg/ to cook anything
>>159403941
>que
>win or lose
>rank up
How did you fuck that up?
>>159404013
Que?
Now, I'll give you some time to look over the menu, but how about we start off with some drinks? Or do you need some time to think about that too? Either way is alright. Just ask and it's yours my man
>>159403906
boutta play some forza horizon 3 hbu
>>159403923
you gotta lignten up dude
>>159404013
Non-stop loses
>>159404056
Racing games? Pretty homo dude and I don't hang with queers catch you on the flip side
Post cute BLM glamours!
I need inspiration... ;_;
>>159404056
And you need to drink some bleach.
>>159403742
who makes these
>>159404056
can we kiss
>>159404095
>racing
>homo
wtf are you on
>>159404202
right on it buddo
>>159404056
who the fuck plays racing games you fucking homo flaming faggot
>>159404182
Alexandrian Coat of Casting, Alexandrian Gloves of Casting, Lady's Knickers, Bridesmaid's Sandals dyed Jet Black
Do people play other games than this?
>>159404357
guys ;)
>>159404241
Kill yourself.
>>159404363
yes
i filmed me and my friend mashing people up on darkrp but i forgot to enable my mic so i'm fuckin mad
>>159403351
>>159403540
>>159403812
Please stop posting such embarrassing things.
>>159404420
Yeah no, if you think using the good looking chest and gloves is bragging then actually play the game and it won't seem like such a feat
>>159404241
Yeah I bet you like driving stick you knob jockey, hit me up again when you aren't playing some marmite miner pride games okay?
>>159403393
Hi what's up
>>159404357
I'll check them out in a sec, thanks for the response.
>>159404429
O-okay anon
>>159404502
"binds u"
hehe now ur my egi
>>159404428
griefing is kind of gay even if its darkrp
>>159404428
*pumps ur tentacles til they ink* ahn~
That femroe looks so big even though they're so far back in the picture...
>>159404568
Kiss will die.
>>159404568
Moonfire Sandals also work well with the rest
>>159404357
>recommending gear that they'll never get
actually cold, dude.
>>159404709
More like fucking hilarious.
>>159403669
I got my video games armor.Now I need a video game wife would will wear video game armor with me.
>>159404670
you dont understand how funny it was to see people drop in a second when my friend shot them
>>159404693
wtf
>>159404502
What sort of diapers should I buy from Walmart tonight? I've been thinking Pampers
>>159404242
>>>>>>>>he cant handle the SPEED and POWER
>>159404426
after you m'lady
>>159404480
>marmite miner pride
lmao
>>159404626
Good, see you in a couple days.
>>159404693
>Kiss will die.
Just being alive makes me kind of want to die...
>>159404765
what the fuck you play on faggot
>>159404765
how is fh3 on pc
>>159403351
>tfw you thought they'd miss you if they quit but they don't at all
>need 300 more poetic tomestones
>tired as shit and already done all the dailies.
What do?
>>159404852
Stop trying to steal my shtick you woolly sausage jockey.
>>159404746
I'll take you in and raise you to be my second video game armor wife.
>>159404965
Run more dungeons anyway
>>159404852
pc
>>159404878
its decent, get some slowdowns sometimes especially when doing the offroad stuff but idk if thats just my hardware or bad optimization, im running a 970 and 4690k
>>159404998
get a new shtick then you mongoloid carpet muncher
>>159404765
>tfw elk will never ride shotgun while elk races a sick sports car
>tfw wont jam to sick tunes in the radio
>tfw won't feel elk's need for speed
just run me over a million times...
>>159404919
It's so hard to find happiness
>>159404765
not playing the superior racing games
>>159405091
heck
>>159405182
im sorry that was very rude i should apologize
>>159404746
I was pleasantly surprised about the helmet becoming a PotD drop before I actually had one crafted.
>>159404660
Dang, didn't see that one coming. What happens now?
>>159402550
Thank you!
>>159404761
Funny memes
>>159405267
caught you you poofter you're weak you'll always be weak
>>159405016
The spirit is willing but the flesh...
>>159402550
Because you're a lala
It's that simple
>>159405513
what the fuck did you call me i'll fucking wrek you
>>159405397
i will send ur aether to the lifestream to hang out with ysayle
>>159405574
BE MY GF
>>159405001
{No Thanks.}
>>159405574
You look familiar, like a celebrity with knifears.
>>159405660
Fuck off
>>159405574
Be my gf!
>>159402550
Because you don't look in the right spots little one!
>people say potd is good for leveling
>only got a single level from the first 20 floors (16-17)
Am I missing something here?
Does anyone want to play something that isn't ffixv?
>>159405874
I thought you were just supposed to farm the first 10 floors.
>>159405878
I was about to cook up a hit of heroin, want to join?
>>159405878
Russian roulette?
>>159405874
No it isn't. The people that say it is are fucking retarded.
A normal dungeon in 15-50 can give you a level (or at least almost one level) in one dungeon. 51-60 ones can give you a level every 4-5 runs.
>>159405874
Palace is only good in that it doesn't put DPS behind long queues. Healers and tanks level quicker through dungeons than through Palace. Palace just comes with other benefits. Palace loses more for speed anytime you have an exp buff (squadron manual, for example) because it only affects kill exp, so, while not huge, it puts dungeons further ahead
>>159405952
>>159405957
fantastic ideas sounds great
>tfw no hunk boyfriend
>>159405878
So what do you play? Ps4? PC?
>>159406069
>tfw no hunk bf
>the people who thirst over me are always the bottom bitches
why even live
Does anyone likejustice...?
>>159405817
>>159406173
So how's Dark Souls 3 sound to you? Or perhaps Overwatch? Battlefield 4? Rocket League? SUGGESTIONS?
>>159405136
I found it, but it left me
>>159405874
PotD is good for leveling, but not until you're at least around level 40 or so. The experience just doesn't scale down well enough to be worthwhile versus other low-level sources of experience.
pls
>>159406036
stop slut posting
>>159406290
I've got them all except rocket league and bf4 isn't installed so ds3 or ow would be good
>>159406396
cheer up
>>159406418
ill suck your dick desu senpai that'll show you to mess with me
>>159406436
Been through the new ds3 DLC yet? We could do that or some of it at least.
There's a fish in this bucket! O: He must be so far from home
>>159406507
Suck mine instead slut
>>159406536
I've started it but haven't played much of it yet. I also like to duel in pvp if you're into that.
>>159406615
wtf how dare you label me
How do I get Stratos to jerk off for me?
>>159406507
>>159406698
Frank episodes are the best
>>159406673
Too late
>>159406692
Show him your ps1 collection
>>159406507
You wouldn't dare.
>>159406782
ahhHHHHHhhhh!
>>159401071
Vemund butt Panzer/ Buttmong/ Bingle/ Butt<Butt
>>159406807
i wouldn't dare what?
>euromuslim hours
im out
>>159406901
Stop this nonesense.
God smiles upon me this day.
Might be a dumb question but im asking anyway.
Is it worth doing potd when your playing a low level character with all the story stuff to do?
Also does ARC/BRD ever get good? It kinda feels like i dont do any damage. (Only level 16 so i know its super early but it feels so much slower then other dps classes that i remember at the same levels.)
>just started playing
>roll conjurer because suffering is what I do best
>it's not terrible?
>community is actually nice
>people give out advice and have pleasant attitudes
>twilight zone theme is constantly playing in my head
What sort of crazy bananas game is this? I'm scared, guys.
>>159406945
Well, for most people a weekend removes the need to be up at a set hour so it's kinda whatever
>tfw work on Saturdays
>>159407016
sorry i get out of hand sometimes
>lost my sprout
>tfw no one will be nice to me again
>>159407080
it's actually really fucking terrible to run PotD on your first class to 60 since a) you don't have the exp bonus from levelling secondary classes and b) you're locking yourself out of a lot of content by not doing the story
>>159407113
Same, same, same, and it's weirding me the fuck out.
>>159407113
>community is actually nice
What server are you on, out of curiosity?
>>159407113
>>159407195
Are you still sprouts? If so then you might experience a shift in attitude once your new player icon vanishes
>>159407129
It's good that you know your place.
>>159407264
Faerie. Not sure if that means anything.
>>159407080
Use Palace as a DPS to remove some of the ARR gating (which consistently hits me just before Cape Westwind) and to get your cross-class skills/required level 15 class for your job quest. Dungeons and MSQ carry you to 50 (actually 48) otherwise
Finally unbanned. What should I post first?
>>159407338
Butt
>>159406673
>I've started it but haven't played much of it yet. I also like to duel in pvp if you're into that.
I'm feeling more PvE than dueling. Sides the DLC is pretty good. So then want me to put my sign down at the first bonfire of the DLC or where?
>>159407293
Just started playing tonight, so I think so. Does the sprout thing go away after a certain amount of time? It's kind of cute.
>>159407390
Yeah, I don't remember exactly when but it'll eventually go away.
>>159407137
I'll be nice to you, anon.
>>159407390
from my experience it's gone once you hit 58
>>159407390
One week of playtime. I can say with certainty that people treat you differently as a sprout than otherwise. I still have several characters that are sprouts and they're always treated differently than usual. The last time I lost sprout on a character (a long time ago, in all fairness) those handholding guys you run into stopped trying to hold my hand
>>159401752
pic related is literally me irl btw
>>159407372
Sounds good
>>159407594
Alright password will be xivg.
>want to grind ex roulette repeatedly to get some BLM practice in
>minimum item level is 210
>only ilvl 209, no way to quickly get that extra item level other than spending gil
;_;...
>>159407323
Ah, I don't actually know much about most of the servers' communities. It's just somewhat rare to see any talk of the game's playerbase being anything other than shitlords (at least on /xivg/...)
>>159407515
>>159407486
>>159407445
Fucking RIP. Thanks, guys. Gonna go try to make all the friends and find a FC filled with cute Hyur/Roe boys.
>>159407651
that's because a majority of this thread is fuckin dumbcunts with sticks up their arses that wouldn't bust a giggle even if they watched their boss shit himself
>>159407650
I'm not seeing a sign anywhere :\
>Tfw no malezen husband
>>159407113
There's actually a decent amount of friendly people if you keep out of savage/EXprimal stuff, this thread, and really meme-tastic guilds.
Or if you play at weird times when all the twelve year olds are asleep.
>>159407836
>tfw no maleRa husband
>late to the party
>just did that huge cutscene before HW
>that entire fucking sequence with Raubahn losing his shit
>Yda and Y'shtola justifying their existence
>Thancred and Papalymo being even better than they already were
>the FUCKING merchant from the intro
Sometimes I forget this game is from the same company that killed Aerith.
>>159407836
>>159407953
Male characters are played by creeps and losers.
Get a cute c@girl instead
>>159408058
And yet...The actual resolution to that plotline is pretty garbage."Oh here's a potion to make everything better."Except Raubahn's arm.
>>159407918
>just bee a normie anon haha
REEEEEEE
>>159407953
>>159407836
>tfw no cute boys will ever want my slightly-above-average hyur girl
How do you guys make friends? I feel incredibly lonely in this game
>>159408194
pst elk rearden
>>159408180
D-do you like tan highlanders?
whatcha drinking tonight xivg
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this image?
>>159408254
FOUR LOKO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyPdHwiUNrc
>>159408194
pst Lohillus Pan'Umbra
>>159408229
Yes, but no shitty hair or beard and you have to be my tank bitch while I'm healing you.Handholding is mandatory.
>>159408276
>FOUR LOKO
My elk crush faded a while ago but you did it again. This is your last (you)
>>159408362
how did you know tha twas me...
believe me id be drinking something better but this is the only thing the gas station has to offer that can get me drunk
>>159407953
Kling post
>>159408194
Don't pst any direct names dropped. You ask to meet in a place on your server, telling them to look for your initials and hang out with them.
If you enjoy their company, befriend them.
>>159408279
Who's Meria?
did anon ever post the compiled list of filtered trips and namefags yet
>>159408357
I use the buzz cut and stubble. Don't have a tank class leveled on my aether character but i can level warrior if you let me tank in deliverance.
>>159408401
I dunno, it's pretty obvious.
>>159408194
Think of every time you saw someone and thought "Hey that's a good character/name/glamour/whatever". Next time you think it, tell them! Most cases, the worst you'll do is brighten their day. Then ask relevant questions, "Where did you get that coat". Express interest and keep talking.
And you only think you're boring because you're stuck with you all the time so don't give me that shit.
>>159408254
It's 9:30am so coffee.
>>159407836
I thought people don't like male elezen?
>>159408637
haha i got you
you said it was my last (you) but i got one more out of you
>alphinaud mopes
>alphinaud cheers up
>roll credits
Neat.the entire postgame questline was a massive string of setting yourself up to get fucked over and that bothers me
>>159408682
No, only grown men don't like malezen.
I just want a main;_;
>>159408793
Main WAR, SCH and BLM. Grats, you're now in every party.
*bang*
>>159408881
Nice aim, gayboy.
we runnin through your pockets for xanies and bong hits
>>159408881
Does it blow bubbles?
>>159408682
women like male elezen
see: meria, cg
>>159408682
I like them when they're raping my catboy
>>159409026
spuki...
>>159408194
pst ciele oshin
its just not the same when you wake up in the morning with a smile on your face
whe nyou know you lied yourself to sleep to make it better, to make it better
>>159408637
Nyet. Sorry, boyfriendo.
Can someone clear something up for me?
How is it possible to like diapers and yet not like shit? Not bait, I just genuinely don't understand the logic. Diapers were invented to poop in, right? Their only use is to poop and piss in, right? So how is it even possible to like diapers and not like poop, if even possible at all?
Thanks.
>>159409442
What an amazing question about the video game Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward.
man I'm so glad I have arms
elk
>>159409492
send me a tell f'telor tia
i worked out for 5 yyears but my body aint that sick
spooky
>>159408753
I'll give you more if you heal me while i tank in deliverance. Do you even play a healer?
>>159409327
Fuck that, ima do it anyway.
>>159409670
>wind-up edda is cuter than any female ingame
really makes u think
>>159409670
Is she anatomically correct? Asking for a friend.
its weird that pendulums stop and then start moving again completely on their own
>>159409697
i do but i dont want to die when my gravity steals aggro from you
>>159409753
I kinda want to fuck Ruriand Elk.
>>159409670
smegma
>>159409753
Good point. When someone is as fat as you, the gravity becomes by far the dominant force.
>>159408881
Bang...
>>159409670
Spooky.
>>159409753
You'll be fine, i didn't mean entirely in deliverance. Just mostly. I'll hit you up when i get home.
goodnight thread
no more shitposts from me tonight so ur safe
Thigh jobs
Size difference
Fellatio
>>159409753
whos the qt on the right
>>159409753
You really should kill yourself already, you're trash.
>>159409878
You forgot
Queefing
m'fraulein
>>159409951
Ew, girls
>>159409789
wat
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/14371598/
>I don't erp guys
>>159410346
The only reason to go to mateus is to erp with Yysara's cat..
Where do I find a friend to invite for the exp booster circlet? ;_;
>>159410401
Do what I did because I have no friends. Buy the game again with a different email.
>>159409753
Why do you stalk Renko?
>>159410490
i didnt?????
>>159410346
who
>>159410490
Because he's fucking pathetic. Stalked him on Mateus, now on Balmung.
>>159410543
>Pretend to be a brown elf maid visiting
>Fanta into your main
>Post pictures of it constantly and stalk him until he removes you from steam
tfw no cute lalaboi to be my personal slut
>>159410583
Lalabois are always so fucking slutty, it's amazing
someone give me the lowdown on potd 101-200, please
>>159410645
give me a blowdown instead
>>159410645
Too complicated for your shit ass.
>>159410645
Can't you lively up the thread with some butts?
>>159410580
uh what
i was a brown elf and i fantad into my cat while i was talking to him i only ever logged into mateus twice
i removed him on steam when he started being a shithead to me
>>159410730
Nice lies and bullshit, that's why you stalked him and added him on Balmung too right? Fuck off creep, go play with traffic.
>>159410774
autism
>>159410680
I'm lacking new outfits to take pictures with, and hairstyles
>>159410669
kappa
>>159410667
:>
are the mounts the only significant loot from it or are there other things at higher rates from the gold sacks? also is there a story to it or is it just potd hard mode
>>159410774
shut up renko
meet me in qufim island to own some clippers
>elk webs the cute boy
>elk shitposting erupts
:thinking:
>>159410802
Butts are the best when not covered by cloths and nobody will look at your hair. I will be focused on the ass and what I want to do with it.
>>159410730
What constitutes as being a shithead?
>>159410802
Remember when you used to be a decent human being and actually contributed to threads? You're not anymore, kill yourself.
>>159410942
Not ERPing with your stalker. Awenas only his "friend" because of ERP and he gives him attention besides being fucked in the head.
>>159410946
Opinions are pretty mixed, everyone is entitled to one /patpat, that said I asked something and didn't get any real feedback
>>159410918
alright alright, if you insist
>>159410951
Put your trip on Amber.
>>159411017
this is some basic bitch bait
>>159411047
Don't you have a big enough pool of webbed idiots to ask?Kidding I know you probably already know the answer to your question and just wanted someone to ask for butts again
>>159411047
Christ you're ugly.
Where are the lalas?
>cutter's cry for roulette as BRD
>one fem raen AST and male xaela DRK
>both wearing lewd shit
>same surname
>they keep randomly pausing occasionally after skirmishes
>pretty much 100% sure they're erping at every given opportunity
>the other random is a MNK
>never drops demolish ever
>AST never attacks ever
>run takes fucking forever
>wipe at chimera because MNK is too retarded to dodge blue/purple eyes, AST raises and loses all her mana spamming Benefic II and forgets to actually dodge things
>we eventually clear with both the MNK and AST dead with DRK kiting the chimera around the map while i do my thing
>none of them have sprouts
i hope this never happens again
how are people still so bad after playing so long
>>159411047
I want to shove that naughty cat up against a wall and pound that ass so hard it the water dries on impact.
>>159411212
Renko you need to stop.
>>159411165
Because Balmung is full of shitters that refuse to do the bare minimum for their class. I stopped leveling my alt there because duty finder is so suffering.
>>159411245unfortunately this was on Cactuar and not Balmeme
>>159411047
Give me a blowjob in game or else I'll just find someone else then
>>159411238
Try again
That one isn't me
>>159411321
When are you going to come meet me
>>159411321
>>159411430
eh whenever you stop memeing me and tell me where
Hey DDOSnotSE faggots, Primal data center is fucked again.
Tell me more about how this isn't SE's fault.
>>159411568
i love cumming with my underwear on and feeling it all warm and squishy on my crotch
>>159411473
I'm not memeing I really want to meet you but I don't want to be the one to initiate contact
>Elk trying to stalk Renko again
>>159411652
give some easier hints thenAnyone in uldah can be lonely for all i know..
>>159411674
he wont get away this time
>>159411610
fuck thats hotgo to bed D.L i know its you
>>159411769
who? that's not me
>>159410474
Does it show your character name or anything? I just want to post my code somewhere and forget about it, not have some shitter bother me with their new player questions
>>159411816
prove it
>>159411294
in a while maybe
>>159411123
I am actually really clueless when it comes to potd, i tried it for the first time recently
>>159411212
p-pls, do it over a countertop instead
>>159411916
Ok where should we meet so you can start slobbering all over my cock?
>>159411916
The wall is closer, slut
Your cheek is going to get squished against the wood wall as I ream out your ass
>>159412045
>>159412046
saddos
>>159412120
THE ERP CRUSADER
BRUCIE 'BRUCE' BRUCINGTON
HAS SPOKEN
>>159412120
responding to every erp post again?
>>159412156
>>159412185
>>159412156
its just kinda pathetic when ppl talk this way about shit they are going to type to someone
like damn bro whats wrong with u
>>159412185
nope
>>159411916
The same countertop you cook for the fc on? That's downright filthy.
>>159412120
>Thirsts for Au ra cock daily
?
>>159412218
remember guys, its okay if it was with ayase ;)
>>159412267
are aldyet and ayase still together
>>159412223
no, I would never do that, I use a substitute countertop and substitute everything to satisfy little fetish scenarios, that's how its done
>>159412225
???
>>159412267
i didn't do fuck all with ayase tho
if i did it was most likely ironic memeing
>>159412309
confirmed for erping with a fat autistic
>>159412282
no aldyet is with me now
>>159412341
is ayase single? i want to hit that. i love sticking my dick in crazy
>>159412309
e-date the biggest erping retard on this site
but no not me ;)
does Estinien keep Nidhogg's eye up his ass
>>159412336
stop that right now
i NEVER erped with him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>159412372
who are u talking about now
>>159412392
>squid on the prowl for more au ra men
>>159412295
Would have been way hotter if you said yes. Rather just do it in the neighbors shower then.
>>159412392
gee I wonder
>>159412415
no
>>159412456
well ye thats why i was asking u autistic retard
i already told u i didnt do shit with ayase
>>159412427
I can't be mixing our love fluids into the normies' food
>>159412503
Don't worry dude I'm sure everyone believes you
>>159412534
Why not? They might like it.
>>159412614
ok lol
>>159412503
Why did you stalk Elk until he deleted you off steam?
Reminder that Shyv stalked Elk on Sargatanas until he deleted him off steam.
>>159412704
because i wanted him to show me his feet and willy on webcam
>you're minding your own business weaving mittens for homeless kittens and this guy approaches you
What do?
Reminder that at one point Shyvana was the biggest ERPer in this thread
>>159412775
contain my lust
>>159412773
all you have to do is ask
>>159412775
bite
>>159412673
please that's extremely lewd, tfw i want people to do potd all night with..
Also I guess while we're getting the reminders of shyv out there
Reminder that Ayase actually did nothing wrong
Reminder that what people get off to is none of your business, and getting angry at people for ERPing is probably a sign of mental health issues. Trust me, I know all about mental health issues - I'm a psychopath after all.
Good night, /xivg/!
>>159412907
this is pretty good
>>159412961
I just don't like it when people ERP in the fucking thread
>>159412798
reminder that shyvana orbited meria for months and threw a bitchfit and reported godspeed for calling him fat in say resulting in a week long ban when he realized he had no chance and she had a crush on godspeed
its the nutshack but every nutshack is replaced with ada's erp logs read my microsoft sam
>>159413061
Yeah, keep the thread relevant with posts like "hello" one hundred times a day!
Reminder that this post is a reminder of something you may have forgotten that may or may not be important.
>>159413106
>implying that post was me
u suck bro
>>159413106
>If you don't like one side of the extreme then you must be part of the other!
retard
Am I just slow in fights because I'm a Guardian?
Should I switch to something else?
>>159413168
>excusing bad behavior just because it isn't the bad you personally dislike
really makes u thonk
>Tataru will never weave a nice suit for you
why live
>>159413106
*hello-posts menacingly so he can ERP anonymously without the unique poster count rising*
Dang, what a nice 7 minutes of sleep that was. I feel refreshed!
>>159408254
it's 530am so vodka straight
>>159413207
pls respond
I just started playing
dont know if I'm slow cause I picked the tank class, I have shit weapon/gear or if every class is slow
>>159413220
>excusing
???????
im saying that just because someone posted about disliking thing 1 doesnt mean they DONT dislike thing 2
learn to read retard
>>159413364
If you want faster GCDs play NIN or MNK (DPS). Everyone else is fairly slow.
>>159413364
Every class is super slow, but tanks are especially bad in that regard. Pugilist is slightly faster than the other classes in the game - while most classes have a 2.5 second cooldown timer between abilities, Pugilists can get closer to 1.8~2 second cooldowns. It's not much, but it feels smoother than most classes I feel.
>>159413437
anon
what is GCDs?
>>159413207
>>159413364
You mean Gladiator, right?
And yes, tanks are slower to kill stuff and your gear likely isn't super stellar to boot.
>>159413487
Global Cooldown, the shared 2.5 second (base) delay between using weaponskills.
>>159413487
GCDs stands for "global cooldowns." They're the cooldowns in between your "main" attack abilities. While they're cooling down, you can use certain abilities that are considered to be "off-global cooldown." For instance, you can use attack A, which is a GCD, and immediately follow up with attack B, which is an off-global cooldown, without waiting for attack A's cooldown to finish. I hope that makes sense, I'm very tired and am bad at explanations anyway.
ELK GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
>>159413437
>>159413485
>>159413489
>>159413534
>>159413575
Thank you everyone. Deleted my Gladiator and restarted with a Pugilist.
I didn't like being a Lalafell anyway.
>>159413582
Good one m8
>>159413582
why?
>>159413623
>>159413632
you know why
>>159413707
i dont tho
tell me again
what should I make my blue lizard's retainer look like
>>159413748
a gun and shoot yourself with it
>>159413613
I hope you enjoy Pugilist! It was the first class I ever played in this game and I absolutelyhated it.A couple months ago I gave it another shot, and enjoyed it quite a bit though - it's fairly simple and easy to learn, without being dull or boring (in my opinion at least...)
I'm an ausfag. Should I roll on a Jap server because of my time zone?
>>159413613
Pugilist's speed increases at 3 points, so don't be alarmed if it doesn't feel much faster right away: level 6, level 20, and level 40. Level 6 is when you get your first weaponskill that applies Greased Lightning (the buff that makes your actions faster), and at 20 and 40 each you get extra stacks of Greased Lightning to increase the effect.
>>159413731
you need all the energy you can get for the great c@ orgy later tonight
good meowning xivg >w< nyaaa
>>159413748
me
>>159413775
a cum gun? but seriously, I was thinking a red lizard for the blue-red contrast
>>159413823
a .shotgun, put it in your mouth and pull the trigger
elk sexually harassed me who do i tell?
elk
elk
me
elk "kala" crowe
>>159413796
what time was that again?
i could use a reminder
elk "cuteboy" rearden
GO WEB GO
hjad to go to reddit for the answer
fuck you guys
>>159413823
>blue-red contrast
>>159414056
aaah! *is webbed*
how do I get elk to notice me
elk...
*gets on bed* hehe join me
elk webbed me how do I get out he just bullies me now im stuck
Umm, guys? I thought you said to always use Ice/Fire 1 instead of 2 or 3 because you'll end up running out of mp using the others. But I just checked my abilities and it says that they both use the same amount of mp...
umm...
>>159414117
Okay ^_^ *hops on with you* what are we gonna do on the bed anon? :3c
>>159414079
>unironically love the male side-shave/long hair
>two guys on my server have it
>their faces are ugly as fuck
>tfw I will never have a cute alternative boyfriend to hold hands with
>>159414159
hehehehe! *tickles you* OMFG! don't wet the bed tho!
elk
>>159414102
>>159414114
>>159414143
no elk is mine stop this instatnly~!@?~?2~!
>>159414158
f3>f1>f1>f1>f1>i3>t1>f3]
yw
pst elk rearden for more blm tips
How does this man make you feel?
>>159414286
whelmed.
>>159413613
Good choice, it's not exactly the most complicated or difficult class. But it's super satisfying to play, and when you hit 60 it's just a non-stop flurry of blows.
Definitely my favourite class, I hope you enjoy it!
>>159414242
pst read faelynn for fireweaving tips
I love hunting elk. It's really one of the finest meats
help felix argyle webbed me what do i do
>>159414379
you go the fuck to sleep
>>159414242
Umm, I don't have the slightest clue what you just posted...
>>159414379
pound that catgirl (boy) pussy
how do I become Valvey's friend
https://youtu.be/Mk9_340xqeU
Hello I could use some help. How do I counter this!??!?!
>>159414376
älg kött? i'm tasting it right now.
what does webbing mean?
im new
>ywn have delicious maple syrup poured on you
>>159414495
OwO
Such a graceful creature
>>159414537
you'recute
>>159414575
>could make pancakes
>feeling super lazy
Life is hard.
>>159414537
wtf are you me
here we are
>>159414763
Elk right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSQ6l4YZfpw
>>159415449
>still in apartments
You're right.
>>159415502
>>159415449
whos the lucky person?
THIS is why you don't associate with /vg/ in any way...
>>159415551
Renko
>>159415552
you can't stop me
>>159415684
watch me
>>159415803
*watches you curiously*
>>159415684
>>159415371
damnit, this is what they call a feeling of emptiness to some degree
>>159416205
now you know how all the people you web feel after you're done with them
>>159416205
Do you want to have sex with me? Just asking cause you always seems so thirsty and would like to know where you stand.
>>159416323
I don't think that's the same thing even if it was the case.
I was thinking about the development of my blue lizard's body into other colors, she's based off a character I write about that assimilates elemental residue to a degree, changing her color features.
>>159416393
no. I'm sharing thoughts really
>>159416516
Is that a no? Im not really sure.
>>159416516
you such a weird nigga
I feel like quitting this game...
>>159416653
don't leave me
>Minfilia can't fight
>literally every other Scion has combat capabilities barring the secretary
who the hell put her in charge
>>159417485
louisoix
Lewd elezens?
i main monk and dont even give a fuck
our time will come again
>>159417625
yo dude *gives you a high five*
we're at our maximum!
>>159417509
Wonder if his decision was influenced by those big ol tiddies
>>159417927
>>159417927
>>159417927
Move whenever unless I'm retarded and didn't see the new thread.
>>159417485
Does it matter?