/smgen/ - SMITE General

TERRA'S DONKEY DICK

>>159299084
Now in three strokes to make her cum!

>T5
>Demon Anubis

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK

xth for TERRAS BIG DONKEY DICK

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i guess playing at night is a bad idea

>>159299505
>those account level
>5 man premade
Lorez matchmaking at its best here

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>>159299505
>Hi-rez matchmaking

>tfw solo queue for years, stay at 1900-2000 sgs forever

How often voice pack goes on sales?

>>159304836
Quite often. Every 1-3 months I would say.

There was a hindu gods voice pack sale just a week ago.

What's the chance on getting Warlord skin from the chest?

>>159305460
It'll have a lower drop rate than the other items. That's just how the bigger chests work.

Those chests are so dumb. I don't fucking want voice packs, wards, display pictures or anything but the damn skin!

Yo.

>>159307473
Have to make money somehow when running a free to play game.

>>159299505
Man I've seen some shit in my days but that takes the fucking cake. The fact that those four are premade is fucking retarded.

>>159312087
"Suku! Let's go! On an adveeeenture!"

>>159312367
>there will never be a Smite anime about cute goddesses doing cute thing

>>159312529
Who will be the main casts? Let's go with 4 gals template.

>>159312852
Awilix, Artemis, Ammy, and whoever fits the last, untaken archetype.

>>159312852
Neith, the most played god in the game and the first smite poster girl, she will be the quirky one
Bellona, she is the second smite poster girl, also we need a tomboy
Amaterasu, she seems to become the third smite poster girl and could be the serious one
Scylla because we need an evil loli.

>>159313775
This sounds good. Honestly I want to see it now.

>>159299505
>complaining about matchmaking
>in siege

There's your problem right there

>russian Thor
>ult in the enemy team to 1vs5
>never use it walls to help people
I hope Hilary get elected and that the US nuke Russia, fucking shitters.

>>159299018
>Just read the patch notes
What retard fucking wrote those ability descriptions
>Basic attack projectiles receive a reduced damage bonus
Christ pon pon wtf

>>159321251
Yeah , im pretty sure i could write a more coherent description of the abilities so i would expect a professional to do better

>>159319615
No high res version?

Why is Bellona's T1 skin a tumblrina?

>>159328758
Because she is a strong and independant goddess of war that don't need no god

I'm new to this game with ~100 hours played (most in warriors and guardians) but is it just a common trend that Kali and Loki players are just naturally neanderthals? Every single game I've seen one, they feed. Even ones that have that mastery 10 level, they just feed then act like toxic little shits, my team or the enemy team.

The only time they don't is when they seem to be enabled so hard, they do well and they act like the sole reason the team won was because of them.

>>159329690
> it just a common trend that Kali and Loki players are just naturally neanderthals?
Yes

>>159329690
>>159330747
>play Clash
>master 9 Golden Loki
>he expects the four of us to drop everything and help him gank random enemies

>>159330995
>oh no I have to walk maybe 2 seconds away from lane to gank

>>159331532
how do you gank someone when they can see you coming?

>>159331532
>enemies pushing in the left lane
>enemies pushing in the right lane
>moving out of position to gank in Clash's tiny-ass middle "jungle"

>go up against people with the super speshul loading screens from S2 ranked
>Kali spends all game bitching about feeders while she builds zero damage
Joust is hell.

>>159333956
>not playing Kali support
It's like you don't want to win

jesus chirst is there anyway to avoid these fuckign spics you get match maked with they are below fuckings russians at least vladimir can play his insta lock assasin somewhat competant fucking spanish

>>159337656
>Vladimir
>Not Ivan

>>159337656
Fucking hate these wetbavks that instant lock Thanatos and then proceed to go 0/14. Made me think he was hot garbage edge bait but then I played him and start destroying even though it's the first time I've ever played him. Makes me wonder how terrible these shitskins truely are.

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>Arena

>>159338941
Reminds me of an assault game where we go full physical. Cupid ask someone but not me (I'm Guan Yu) to reroll and of course no body did. We're not doing that bad and managed to wiped the enemy team twice until of course they build physical protection item. If only the Loki reroll, we should've win.

Yes there's a Loki who ended up being useless all the time.

Is Ravana any good? For some reason his ult makes me want to play him. It looks fucking stupid but amusing.

Also got his voice pack in a chest and his Demon King skin for the hell of it.

Whats core on him? I've tried Ninja Tabi/Urchin/Frostbound/Qins/Bulwark/Valor

>>159340013
>Yes there's a Loki who ended up being useless all the time.

and water is wet anon.

>>159340237
havnt you already played him?

is he good?

>>159340578
ive only played a few games and the results were mixed

>>159328758
I love the voice set for that skin but hate the look.

>>159340237
Him and Erlang are the best solo laners / warriors at the moment.

Why are there swedcucks on the US region? They are an ocean away and insist on our servers so they can speak their gurgle language and be general shitters.

What's the fucking point of regions if you don't lock them?

>>159341292
They probably try to avoid the invasion of Ivans in EU server.

>serqet complains about me kill stealing
>tell him okay you do everything
>I just watch while their ao murders her
>kill him then spam laugh

>>159338941

I literally had 3 people on my team pick Mage after I locked in mage, and then the fourth person picked mage when I told them that too much magical is a bad idea.

>"we just need to build penetration"

>>159337656
>>159338680
>spics
>shitskins
Back to /pol/

>>159346352
>spics
>white
Pedro please.

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>be high-context European
>somehow wind up playing with low-context Americans

Save me from this hell.

>>159343223
>teammate chasing someone through the jungle desperately trying to kill them
>looks like they might get away
>swoop in and confirm the kill
>they care more about me getting the last hit than they do about all their damage, abilities, and ult not being wasted
Fuck these people and their broken ME ME ME ME ME mindset.

Are there any assassins you guys generally like having on your team? Awilix players are usually somewhat competent and if they aren't my Geb/Bacchus play is good enough to carry them most of the time.

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so this absolute madmandog ganks your lane, stuns your gf, slaps her ass, and tells you to look into his eyes and gaze upon death itself
what do you do and why is it bending over to take the knot

>>159347673
>Anubis
>ganking anything

Impossible, I ward.

>>159347673
I press aegis button, turn 360 degrees, and walk away.

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Happy Friday everyone.

>>159350836
>Stacking pen.

>>159351785
hot

>scroll down
>see dick

fuck you

>>159352181
The dick is the best part.

>>159352425
Fag

>>159346352
No one likes beaners not even other beaners. That's why they move to white countries. Unfortunately they are cursed to forever be subhuman trash that turns everything they touch into third world shitholes. Fuck Mexico and everything South of it.

>>159354917
Atleast Mexicans haven't made a Detroit or Chicago (yet).

>>159347453
Usually Thanatos players are good as long as they are br scum. Almost every English speaker I've seen play him is at least decent while I've only seen one good br play him.

>>159355103
Most children in their capital run around with trash for shoes in gangs trying to pickpocket people while the rest of their families drive around and kidnap dumb white people for 20$ worth of pesos.

>>159355103

Are you fucking serious? The slums in mexico make most of our worst shit look pretty livable

>>159355571
>>159356036

I was talking about here in 'Murica.

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>>159356158
There's one in Texas. Take a wild guess who's in it.

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>>159356958
Damn.

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>3 enemy gods grouped up
>our raijin ults
>doesn't land a single hit

>>159360485
>No bend on the bow

>>159360823
I want to group you up on a pile of dirt and ult your anus. I won't miss.

>scylla spams retreat the entire match
>goes several team fights without using ult

Okay so you just want to hug your tower and do nothing

>>159364148
But tower are so kawaii ;3

>defending this overpowered piece of shit
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsxpCxIOqX8

>>159365569

The thing that pisses me off is I was setting that dumb bitch up constantly with susano ult knockups for her to followup on and she never fucking did.

She only would ult if our Ares ulted, that's it

>>159366198
And how is Thoth OP?

>>159366198
>OP
He's gonna be a bitch to lane with, but that's about it, the skill ceiling for team fights will weed out most of the shitters.

>>159367527
Fafnir+Thoth+2 ADC+ Guan Yu will probably be a great comp for sieging objective.

>>159367263
I can see his 3 being an interesting damage boosting mechanic, but increasing range?

Fuck that.

>>159369352
It just increases the range of his abilities, he's supposed to be a long range poker

>kali keeps dying with her ult
>look em up after the match
>3k sgs

God damn smiteguru is fucking worthless

>>159371112
You just now realized this?

>>159321251
In the Thoth lore video lorelady says it exactly how it is in the patchnotes, so there's that.

>>159372094
Yes because it's reduced compared to the abilities damage bonus. But I agree it's poorly worded.

anyone looking to play Smite? just realized you need to be in a party of two for the double bonus

>>159313724
Scylla

What changes do you want to see for Season 4

>>159377061
A complete remake of the conquest map.

Ah yes, we're getting steamrolled and are now 4-5 levels behind but thats not surrender and keep going into teamfights and dying.

>>159377061
ADC nerfs

>>159377146
How so?

>>159299018
people are calling that sylvanus skin racist and tumblr is calling it culture apropriation.

do these retards don't know what bandoleros are?

>>159377609
Just change everything.

make it feel "new" so that more people want to play it or just try it out.

Bring back the side jungles

>>159377870
It's the same people that say America was "stolen."

>>159378056
We stole the fuck out of America and I would proudly do so again.

WHITE
PRIDE
WORLD
WIDE

>>159377879
What about making the jungle more claustrophobic and spoopy like the Beta?

>>159377879
>>159378321
Ajax did say he liked season 0 the best when asked which season of smite was his favorite. Now that he's the lead designer instead of scott, there's a chance there could be things from inspired from the early days beta coming in season 4.

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>>159377870
>check skin showcase
>Naruto fanboy bitching about Hi-Rez refusing to acknowledge nigger gods
>MUH NUBIANS

>>159378881
WE

>>159377061
New joust experimentation.
like a larger jungle and map in general.

>>159377475
Or more items like witchblade for ADC counters.

>>159379324

Like all those anti mage items right?

Is ranked less retarded than regular mode?

>>159379697
It's worse.

>>159377475
>ADC nerfs

play as a warrior or guardian you Russian assassin autolocker.

>>159377061
>Golden Bow back as melee only
>Bigger conquest map and jungle
>Mirrored conquest map
>cost increase on core ADC items

>>159380187
Fuck off mercury

How do we make sylvanus a part of the meta again?

>>159380187
Never queue up in a game with me ever again.

>>159380187
Golden Bow needs to be Warrior only.

Page Ten

>>159382594
Warriors don't need it when they get blue buff.

Is Arachne any good?
I like the way her Tormentula skin looks but I wanted some educated opinions before I buy her.

>>159385058
She's mediocre.

>>159384916
Warriors deserve the best of everything considering their overall role.

>>159385938
No they don't.

>>159385058
Great for carrying shitters when playing against other shitters, especially in joust from my experience. Her early game is decently strong but she can fall off late.

>it's a "loki calls jg" episode

>>159378881
Wow, a pantheon from Africa would be really cool!

>One of the Greek Quests is "Play two games as a Warrior"
>Greek Pantheon has no Warriors

What did Hi-rez mean by this?

>>159390935
You don't have to play as a greek god.

>>159390478
good meme literally 10 meme points out of a total 5 meme points

>>159390478
Don't we already have an African pantheon?

:^)

>>159390972
I know but why doesn't it fit the theme and composition of the Greeks in-game?

ded game ded general

>>159394471
not as dead as your mom

I have 750 gems; what should I spend them on?

>>159395794
Wait for the Black Friday sale if there is one.

>>159395794
save them for next season's fantasy pack, goofball.

Haha. I bet you don't even have Griffindwarf skin yet. Baka!

Izanami is my favorite God

How do I get plague bearer for her

>>159395894
>tfw want that skin, but haven't even made it past 5000 FP

what's the best way to grind FP

>>159397580
Arena.

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What genius has the bright idea of being the adc knowing they randomly disconnect at times?

Who are the most >fun hunters?

>get into today's motd
>our first pick immediately bans Fafnir and Terra despite me telling him to ban Loki, Change and Aphrodite because they're actual threats
>The enemy teams goes ahead and picks Loki and Change
okay, whatever
>I'm last pick and I tell the dude not to ban Xbal
>he bans Xbal
>the rest of the team is full of the squishiest mages you can think of and adcs, we had no heals, no cc
I'm fucking tilted, I kind of regret what I've done but what's done is done and I can't take it back, but it felt fucking satisfying
>I pick Athena because we have no defense, no cc, fuck it
>whole team goes mid and basically feeds the enemy, they can't even focus one target and Hades is having a seizure with his mouse
>just jungle the whole game to pass the time,
I proceed to turn into an asshole
>body block our team
>use my ult as an escape and leave our friendly to die when he thought he was getting help
>VEL/VET when facing my team
>sit and VEL whenever enemy team takes our phoenix
at one point, the whole team is wiped out while I was at the other side of the map and Ra decides to call me a motherfucker in his native language
>proceed to body block Ra from escaping the enemy team and harass him in game rather than chat
"puta puta puta puta puta puta puta puta puta"

>after game lobby
"Please report Ra for harassment"

I feel like a scum bag, but I've never gotten so angry at a group of people who just don't understand what they're doing

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>finally got around to watching thoth's reveal

Is Hi-rez serious?

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>playing assault
>enemy comp is 4 mag and 1 phys
>their phys abandons
>our adc gets killed one time and suggests f6

>>159385228
For example Awilix deletes foes with 1>auto>2>auto>(if still alive) 3> auto. This isn't taking her cc, pull or the use of her ult as a steroid into consideration.

There's gods with better early' mid/ or late games

>>159397791

or if there's a real fast motd, shit like max c/d, 100k starting

>>159397791
this doesn't work

I keep getting shitty teams

wat do

>>159402813
Wait for your forced 50%.

>>159403168
But my Arena winrate is 40% and my Assault one is 20%. This forced 50% doesn't work on me m8.

can I only get Ody points by buying shit/doing daily quests?

>>159403839
yea

>>159403839
I might buy that is is skin and I don't even play the cunt

>>159402813
I don't know what is worse. The matchmaking or the retards that think it's OK to have two Autolock two assassins and two adc on the same goddamn team.

I hate these game because some many dumb people play this shit and there is no way to filter them out.

>>159406179
>I hate these game because some many dumb people play this shit and there is no way to filter them out.

Every multiplayer game ever.

>>159406179
what god should I pick to solo carry a sack of retards

>>159406179
I just finished 2 games where some faggots waited until 1 second was left just to lock in a hunter and then an assassin.

If the stupid nigger would have just picked a god, I would have gone support.

>>159406250

That's the problem. You play tank and no one else does damage. You play carry and no one will tank and peel for you.

>>159406478
I'm sure you could use your teammates as bait

>>159406440
you didn't happen to play geb, did you?

>>159406739
Both games didn't have a support.

>>159406440
I don't know what's worse, instalockers or wait til last second locks

>>159406978
You can build around instalockers.

>>159397342
Buy two Odyssey items and make sure you complete all the quests

>tfw down to just 590 gems

Finally exhausting the last of the 13k dreamhack gem pack. Black friday couldn't come faster.

I hope the next goddess uses a greatsword to fulfill my girls with big swords fetish.

>>159409072
>girls with big swords

FUTA

Hermaphroditus when?

>banned because I said russians can't play videogames to save their babushka
>1-30 takes so fucking long
>forced to play with russians for weeks on end

I hate my life

http://www.tentonhammer.com/articles/smite-tier-list
Thoughts you futa loving fags?

>>159412952
>terra
>s rank

She's D-. I don't give a fuck if she's top pick/ban in high ranked or in the SPL. She's shit and so are the pros, those stupid egotistical fucks couldn't play smite against a paper bag.

>>159413202
I thought you were going to point out they said Chronos is an A ranked solo laner

>>159413202
could you beat them?

When will HR change Ao Kuang to assassin?

>>159413274
Honestly? Yes, most likely. I could end up all the way to the semi's of worlds easily in the jungle or support role. Would be known to be the guy who breaks the meta. But I have better things to do with my time than bully children.

>>159413253
I closed the tab as soon as I saw terra in S.

>>159412952
>Freya
>no explanation, you'll see why
>Scylla
>fun to play
>not subjective
I'm halfway through S tier and I feel the need to ask, did this guy get paid for this shit? Also how is Jing Wei in S+ tier and Rama or some shit is much lower, I don't understand. Is he a console player?

>>159413354
Jing Wei has a better kit than rama.

>>159413354
>how is Jing Wei in S+ tier and Rama or some shit is much lower

That's right though. Jing is the top hunter right now.

>>159413412
>>159413415
She's not gamebreaking though.
Also I like how even in B tier he talks about how good half the Gods are. If they're so great why not put them higher, jeez

>>159413559
>'S+ Tier - First pick, first ban material.'

I'd say that fits Jing fine as the top hunter.

>>159413348

Sounds like you and DM should form a team and be unstoppable

>>159382213
Give him a better passive.

Why is this general filled with futafag?

>>159416571
>futa
>fag
????
Also why not, are you gay?

>>159412952
>fenrir isnt one of the easiest assassins in the game
>raijin is hard to play
>he bo is easy to play
>loki is hard to play

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Never seen anybody do so poorly but get such good results before. You would think that a 6-2 Fenrir would have had a pretty good game but this guy had the most baffling play style, he would only use his ult as an escape.

>>159421726
>4687 player damage
I see he likes "kill securing"

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>tfw catching someone's dash with fafnir stun and they die

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>trying to get win rate up with ah puch
>people wont stop fucking feeding
>Go to joust
>have more control can carry a bit better
>after 2 wins they give me fucking feed teams
>I go 13 1 and my apollo stays at base at level 9 and never comes out at 0 8
WTF can i even do? This shit is driving me mad

I like when people on the loosing team call people in the winning team noob, particulary when it's a Vulcan building rod of tahuti third item and spear of desolation fourth.

>play 2 games as a Warrior
>all the instalock hunters/mages/assassins build like shit and get curb stomped.
>can't pick up the slack

>play 2 games as a hunter
>literally no one chooses a tank role and you get a team with 3 mates and an assassin

Fuck these quests. If it would at least give me a pantheon quest I could pick my favorite Guardian from hat set and at least stand a chance.

>>159330995
>loki player is a shitter
nothing new here

I'm retarded how the fuck are you suppose to position as a carry like I know how to initiate as a Gurdian/Warrior and to pick people off with an assassin but when it comes to being in the right spot as as a carry I just fuck up lose the game for my team because of it

>>159425383

stand a little behind your frontline, stay with your team and go in when they do but just stay in auto attack range, don't dive like a retard

you dying to get a kill on a support is not worth it

>>159400056
all of them

>>159421726
Free beads yo

Reroll just needs to be taken out of assault, I'd rather the game give me a shit team than people choosing to get one.

>It's another episode of Belona wrecking the opposition
Geez, I wonder how broken she was at the time of release.

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You guessed it, it's time of another round of Guess That God?

>>159430637

skadi?

>>159430009
she could solo fire giant at level 13 without lifesteal items.

>>159430637
I swear to God if that's Loki I'll shoot myself. Or Nemesis.

>>159430009
She could tower dive at level 1 get a kill and survive.

>>159430009
Image prime R@ except she could also tank as hard as they can hit

>>159430637
guan yu

>>159430009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncixh-7S22s

>>159432720
>DM

TRASH! TRASH! >>/Trash/

He should make like his sister and commit suicide.

>>159432720
>dm

fuck off you moron

>>159432896
>>159432947
whats wrong with dm?

>>159433271
He's not liked on this general you newfag.

>>159433423
why?

>>159433271
While he is right about a lot of shit and knows a lot about the game, he is a narcissistic asshole who bans people from his stream for not agreeing with him or for not playing perfectly. He also did shit like that when he worked at hirez, banning them from the game instead.

>>159433485

Because he's a whiny little cunt that thinks he should be on an SPL team and cries that no pros want to play with him

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>>159430910
>>159431360
>>159432605
Nope, it's Ne Zha

>>159433626
among several other years worth of retardation, fuckery and bad behavior.


He told a viewer that he should have killed himself when the dude was thanking him for giving him a reason to live or some shit.

>>159433584
>While he is right about a lot of shit and knows a lot about the game,

not true, he knows almost nothing since all he mostly plays is custom games. he'll ban anyone who can beat him because he'll say they were 'camping' or 'trolling' him.

Fucking Ares from Burrito, holy shit

>>159433848

This. He only plays with people he knows on his team against a team of randoms. Unless he is complete control of everything he freaks the fuck out and lashes out at everyone.

But yeah best solo laner na, sure.

>Green hud

>>159434195
oh good, i'm glad i'm not the only one seeing it, thought my video card had kick the bucket.

HIREZ LISTEN TO ME I GOT IT

I KNOW HOW TO SPICE UP SEASON 4

CHANGE THE MAP TO BE A TECHNOCYBERNETICFUTURISTICDYSTOPIAN CITY!

BOOM! INSTA BOOM!

imagine playing smite on a technocyberneticfuturisticdystopiancity! with rave rad colors and stuff!

>>159435113
xD

>>159435393
Ecks dee

I think I made a guy ragequit
>1v1 hyper joust MOTD
>I'm Kukulkan
>He's Agni
>I play K a lot
>get 1st kill
>fast forward like 6 minutes
>I'm defending my tower
>Agni with a DK buff comes to smack my shit
>spam 3 + 2
>keep dodging him with ssssserpent's sssswiftness by running around the tower
>he finally manage to kill me
>then he dies to my cyclone DoT
>then he disconnects

>Tolly calls the Fire Giant the Gold Fury
Why do we have this guy as a caster again?

>>159436650
because every caster does that.

>>159436650
>not calling everything the fire giant and gold fury

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>DMBrandon has joined up EnvyUs as their solo laner in replacement of cyclone
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

>>159437625
Are you memeing me anon?

>>159436650
Because of his magnificent chest hair

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>>159441046

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Anyone want to party up on PC for the weekend stuff? We can play whatever besides conquest because I hate it and already got my first win. Just send me a friend request.

Just turned around and carried this clash.

>>159443128
I don't even know where to begin with this picture.

>>159443460
Yeah, it was horrid. I didn't build wrong did I? I didn't look at any guides for rama.

>>159444256
qins would fuck up hades and cab other then that no

>>159444256
You built penetration way to late.

>>159413412
>>159413415

Jing lanes decently well. Late game she has 3-6 crit boosted shots. Great cc and great chase alongside good skill damage. Her passive lets her get less fucked up by base returns.

>>159413559
She's top 3 of her class.

>>159413202

Terra is fucking amazing though.

>get xbal vp from chest
>get xbal ninja skin from chest
>decide to try him out because the game obviously wants me to play him
>he's literally a "hold lmb" god

do I just build attack speed and crits on this fugger then go downtown? I guess fatalis is also a must?

>>159446236
Maybe transcendance because he is mana hungry early game, but yes.

Xing tian's 3 buff is super helpful.

Did elevate boot the grill?

>Nulisa kicked out of Elevate
HAHAHAHAHAAH GET FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU STUPID IMBECILE YOU MONGREL YOU RETARDED CHICK HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOOOOOOOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>MUH WOMAN IN THE SPL
>GETS KICKED
>TEAM PERFORMS BETTER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Jiffy taking his gf's spot
>Does a much better job

top kek

Cringe & Cyclone are trash teams right?

I mean no way Elevate can have gotten that good from dropping Nulisa and have WorldEdit move to mid

>>159452707
Cringe isn't a trash team.

This Elevate looks really strong though.

Could potentially take Obey.

>>159433271
He got Hirez in the news and not in a good way

>Scott moved from Hirez lead design to fucking Smite tactics
ahhhhhhhh hireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

Is Runeforged Chaac really that good?

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Is juffy gonna get fucked by best milf?

>>159459114
>How to deal with Geb as Nox
>Delete the Geb

GG, Hirez

>All this white knighting

lmao

Did they watch Nullisa's Ullr games?

every nigger can play janus

>>159460173

Yeah her ullr was fucking garbo

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Juffy just got embraced by the night

>Rama 3shots Jing Wei ez as fuck
>J-JING IS S+ TIER GUYS, SHE'S THE BEST HUNTER
I told you about the Rama

>>159462830
he actually shot an arrow mid-dash somehow

>>159462830

he would have done even more damage with db instead of rage, but yeah

to be fair if she hit the wind gust on rama he was probably fucked

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but muh female esports!

No season ticket stuff for the games today?

>>159463605
oh wow, he is a full whiteknight kek

But no, she wasn't.

>passive as fuck, was never initiating with the team
>godpool as deep as the pool pedestal from the summer event last year
>her best god was janus and always did like shit when janus was banned

nah, Nulisa was fucking trash, people just hold her to a lower standard because she was a female.

>>159464678

Yeah she didn't do shit unless she was on janus, which is the biggest goddamn crutch for midlanders in the game

Those games where she played ullr and did less damage than both supports were a fucking joke

>it's a "zyrhoes disconnects during the gauntlet" episode

Explain why people bother with conquest when its slow and miserable and literally every single other mode is 10 times more fun

>>159436650
When you have 10 different points in mind you want to bring up but you leave them in the back in your mind and cast the play by play, speaking faster than you're normally used to, certain things will slip.

>>159466850
because the moments of monotony make the moments of excitement all the more exhilarating

>>159466823

Woops >>159467068 is for you

>>159467068
But they don't.
Stomping isn't fun, being stomped isn't fun, carrying 4 retards and being exhausted isn't fun, why bother?

>>159467541
That's why you don't play more than 1 or 2 Conquest games a day

Why is everyone such an asshole in this game?
>playing today's motd
>roll Ra, enemy rolls Skadi
>fuck gg
>got the first kill but he got me 4 times after that
>after the game lobby
"ez you fucking suck at this game"
what the fuck is everyone's problem?

Hirez needs to get rid of Joust, Duel, Siege, Clash and Arena.
Have only conquest so everybody is forced to play that and smite can grow, big mobas don't have 1312-09312312312 modes like Smite.

>>159469247

The last time I played hyper joust I got a zhong into he bo

Shit was fucking retarded and I'm never queueing that garbage motd again

>>159469489
t.somebody who hate fun

>>159469247
I like when somebody randomly insults my build because it wasn't wiki approved or when they start feeding because they died once in the first 30 seconds.

>>159469489
You do realize those modes are to filter out trash, right?

>>159469489
Cuckquest is about as fun as I imagine being fucked by your girlfriends bull would be.

>>159471324
Conquest is meant as a first defense to trap all the tryhards, or attempt to. Mainly because all the other game modes are actually enjoyable.

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>>159469489
rather play with 10 year old latam and russians then touch conq
>dude brawler loki supp
>wtf so i went 0-10 at least im not a meta baby
>f7 bro im about to come online 3 hours in
>woah we instalocked assassin and will completely ignore your calls you'll support right?
>omg you critized my build report this faggot bitch for toxic
>premade is the only way to avoid shitters
>even one comp match will drive you to the brink of insanity

>>159469489
Fuck that. Best thing about Smite is that it has so many options.

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>play assault
>get geb 90% of the time

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I'm not sure what's worse, Suntouch white knighting Nulissa or Juffy sperging out like a retard

>>159474735
It's like the Special Olympics; no matter who wins, you're still retarded

>>159474735
>SPL players in charge of their own PR

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>>159474735

>juffy might get fined over the rape comment

top fucking kek

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>Assassin runs ahead of everyone else to 1 v 3
>Dies
>Spams "thanks"

I hate this game.

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>Your kumbha gets mystical mail

>>159347673
Ask him what hacks he's using to stun the gold fury.

You're supposed to say waifu, not gf.

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>VEL
>VEL
>VEL
>VEL
>VEL
>VEL
>VEL

>>159474735
What a kind and generous soul to donate back to Hirez

>>159474735
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET MAD JIFFY YOU PIECE OF FUCKING HUMAN GARBAGE

DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG!

>>159476417
It's incredibly unprofessional; however, the Reddit tumblrinas make me hope he gets away scot free

>>159474735
GET THE HANDS NIGGER
NULISSA PLS FUUUUUCK ME
YOU AND YOUR BALDING HEAD

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>>159480571

I agree, he should be fined for it. Of all the things to fuck yourself over on, he chooses that.

But to be fair to Juffy, he's never been one to make smart decisions

>Jiffy possibly getting banned from smite forever for his rape comment because reddit is mad as fuck he used "rape" and they are saying this is why nobody takes esports seriously because some retards ruin it
well jiffy you've done it this time.

>>159480931
No one takes esports seriously because it's dumb.

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>>159480931

Actually banned? Hot damn

Well shit, he already let his team down for the year so that's w/e at this point

>jiffy furiously deleting tweets


Hahahaha you about to get dunked son!

>>159480931
>this is why nobody takes esports seriously

Come the fuck on. Actual sports players can actually rape people, or stomp on a motherfucker (hello Ndamukong Suh), and the sport is taken seriously.

Players acting like shits is part and parcel for this sort of thing. It's not why e-sports aren't taken seriously.

>jiffy full meltdown deleting tweets and then retweeting pictures with the deleted tweets
>also retweeting dm saying nulisa was glad to get rid of this idiots
shit jiffy stop

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>Esports drama

>>159481946
Well, now he looks like a cuck

unofficial sources have released that Jiffy has killed himself live on periscope.

>>159484991
still more alive then this thread

why are smite servers so bad when they have jew events every 3 weeks

I just realized gg wp means "good game well played"
I always thought people were just being cocking when they said gg wp because I thought it meant "good game we pwn"

>>159487732
are you 13? ggwp is like, literally more than 10 years old

>>159487809
>are you 13?
He's probably 35 and just getting video games. Don't bully.

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>close game
>"ez"

>>159487809
>>159488062
Nah, I'm nineteen. When I was younger, I asked some other guy on some other MMO what it meant and that's what he told me. I've been living a lie though.

>>159488443
>teammate has been calling shitters, noobs, etc.
>starts a surrender vote when we're tied in tickets/towers remaining because he died too many times
>win
>he types "gg ez" in chat

>4 dc on start of game
>3 hunters next game on my team
>4 feeders on my team next game
why do the worst players in the game queue conquest ?

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WHERE
IS
THE
FUCKING
GEM SALE

>>159488443
>lose by 22 points or so
>too easy, must've been bots

10 or less is a close game
20 is a victory
30 is a clear/decisive victory
50 is a stomp
Around 100 I start wondering if they are bots

Now I'll never be able to see Terra's victory dance without thinking about bots.

>>159488447
if its makes you feel any better between 2006 and 2010 i thought Ftw for the win meant fuck the wat

>>159496716
lol=lots of love

>>159496716
I thought it was "flag the way" since I saw it first when I was playing warcraft 3 and holding shift (I think that was the button) and clicking made flags appear to highlight the patch you were making.

why the fuck do they keep making skins on that cupid base model? its so bad

How do you build/git gud with Chronos?

>>159366198
I'm going to main the shit out of this bird.

A little dissapointed his ultimate is just Ra's but better.

>>159498829
Hit the thing with the thing.

how long do I have until season ticket ends?

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Tell me smite puns.

>>159500307
What does Ra say whenever he's surfing?
Ra-dical!

>Bakasura literally three hit kills me with just butcher blades up

>MOTD
>anhur vs zeus whoever gets first kill wins
>try to cheeky kill zeus by ganking him right as he leaves his base
>get killed "oh well"
>send a message you win dude! gg
>fucking gay
>what?
>IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY FAGGOT DON'T FUYCKING QUEUE
>alright dude, whatever
>take a screenshot and send it to hirez
hope he gets banned, i literally did nothing wrong

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>>159500307

>>159501380
I've played multiple MOBA games but none compare to Smite. Players will throw a shit fit about fucking anything.

I want to suck fenrir's dirty dog dick

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>a fully kitted Thor can kill Ymir 1v1

Surprised the hell outta me. And never ever turn on auto-buy, you'll get screwed over.

I stopped trying to win at this game.

3-11 Artemis and 1-7 Chronos.

Why is it so hard to fix matchmacking? At this point I wouldn't mind waiting 3 extra minutes to match with people near my level

>>159505347
that's an interesting build

how well does it work in other modes?

So when Jiffy gets pounded by hirez are they gonna call him the 4chan warrior? And if so will we get more fuckin normies in here to shit the place up even worse?

>>159506306
I'd like to see him get "pounded."

Is there like, a way to block Russians and Polacks from my lobbies? I don't want to play with shitters every single time

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>>159505347
>get matched with the same guy again
>stomp him even worse than before

I wanted a satisfying win dammit.

>>159506192
I haven't really tried it out much since I rarely play Thor and I worry that I'll fuck up as a Jungler.

The problems is that in any other mode it'll take a while to set up.

>>159506430

Nope! Enjoy the quality hirez matchmaking!

>>159506306
Is Jiffy /ourguy/?

>>159505347

>that garbage thor build

jesus fucking christ, did the ymir just never hit any buttons?

>>159506823
Against an autobuy Ymir that has no fucking power worth a shit getting built I'd assume it would do fine.

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Not so good vs Bellona.
He was suggesting more direct penetration like Titan's Bane.

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>>159506707

>Beads against kkk

>>159506707
What was the point in beads? And why do you have deso?

>Curse + Frostbound + Ritual
>ritual keeps refreshing curse after FB fades off
>indefinitely slowed

hahahahaha good shit hirez

I've never really tried to build a crit thor

Am I building him wrong?

>>159509694

None of his abilities proc crit and he has a slow ass attack chain.

What do you think?