/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General:

first for satan

well this is actually the worst OP

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amber's discord

I have no choice but to give up.

so uh, why do people use discord?

how does a stupid noobie like me level

Queue for random dungeons?

>>159289657
to get comfy

>>159289494
cute!

>>159289657
it's better than skype as far as free VOIP goes

>>159289713
palace of the dead is good

>>159289613
>seto's in ambers discord
Birds of a feather

>>159289753
but most people dont even use voip?

>>159289657
it's like teamspeak but user-friendly, customizable, and completely free

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c@s

>>159289601
Oops sorry I was holding the monkey paw when I wished there was a new thread again.

The mutant monkey paw with a million fingers I'm always holding when I wish for a new thread.

>>159289805
all of /xivg/'s top worst are in there

*gulps down another swig of cough syrup* anyway thats why trump is real *burps* everything is so clear now maga!

>>159289927
who are the worst?

>tfw want to falseflag self to get some attention

>>159289850
other than that it's a pretty bullshit-free chat room software that has clean interface and is customisable

>>159290227
Can i help?

>>159289713
if you're a tank or healer, queue for the highest level dungeon
if you're a DPS, do PotD
if you're a completely fresh player, please for the love of god do your story quests while queuing for roulette first then highest dungeon after getting your roulette reward

>people unironically using discord

They're already selling your data, and as soon as it gets sold off to some chinese conglomerate, you'll be treated to a multitude of adds filled with malware.
Stick with free (as in freedom) voice chat clients.

Good for nothing

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What other crafted stuff can you get from Gold-trimmed sacks? I've scored some G5 materia and a crafted Ravana weapon so far.

>>159290424
i dont care

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I love my gf!

Balmung simulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSdlDoIX1Bg

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>>159290424
I haven't seen an ad in years.

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>>159289482

Thick Highlander Thighs edition.

>>159290227
i could post rude things at you if you want

>>159290424
>he thinks to lecture anyone on internet security while not running an adblock addon
Dohohohohoho

>>159290654
tfw no thick aggressive highlander gf

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>>159290532
xivg

>>159290524
>tfw no gf

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>>159290712
one day my friend.

Have you made sure to do your daily comfort duties for your all male squadron, /xivg/?

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xth for boredom...
who am I kidding, I miss Amber and she's only been asleep for 30 minutes, god fucking save me from my suffering with a bullet through my skull ;_;

>>159290884
sure

>>159290532
I tend to find it's more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3GaylCZKbM

Because it's a bunch of fruits in a warring state.

>>159290760
would I have had better odds playing a male character instead of lizard girl because I thought they look cute

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When are they gonna add an option to instantly complete training for your squadron? I want to play something else, but don't want to have to log back in to complete the training and start a mission. this game sucks

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>>159291061
yes, girls don't like guys that play female characters.

>>159291078
Just don't play it.

Feed me a stray spuki bugi

>>159291078
Don't play the game if it sucks.

>>159290654

If only they didn't have man faces and use male body language, Highlanders would be 11/10 GOAT.

Instead they're just meme characters for trannies. What a god damn tragedy.

>>159290702

She's only aggressive if you antagonize her, anon.

Miqote looking for glamour advice
PST

GATHERING QUESTION~~~
I just unlocked blessed harvest II. Should I stop using blessed harvest I and just use this instead?

>>159291130
>all of my characters are female
guess I'm shit out of luck

>>159291303
that's the point

im sellin purple rain rip to prince

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>>159291273
>Instead they're just meme characters for trannies.

Does no combination in character creation break this curse?

>>159291273
>adorable tomboys
>male body language
you get out

*walks in and rings the bell*
spaghetti is ready!

>>159291273
This

>>159290227
>tfw elk gets called out for impersonating liora
>imposter posts stop
It's like pottery

>>159291446
Mom i want a lalafell to smother me to death between her thick, marshmallowy thighs.

>>159291320
depends on the situation, generally I try to use II, but sometimes I use regular blessed harvest. I don't really do serious money-making gathering though, more like I just gather stuff when I need it to craft

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wtf i hate chloe now

>>159291136
>>159291192
It's not that bad. I'm just super tired right now so it's putting me to sleep

>>159291553
*smacks hand with wood spoon*
I didn't raise you to be like this.

Now that the dust has settled and all things have been considered, what exactly did she, Serys Rudine, mean by this?

so did Shiva take Hraesvelgr's dick or did they just cuddle and everyone blew it out of proportion

>>159291346

What are you waiting for?

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>>159291648
>not rerolling to ensure at least 1 line

>>159291648
>not rerolling until you have at least 1 line with a chance at 2 and 3

casual

>>159291717
look at the fucking sticker placement
i could have had it all
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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where drunk niggas at

>>159291660
Ow
Fuck you mom you didn't raise me at alll, moot did, you just keep me fat and at home to booat your self esteem
*blubbers sorrowfully into hand and stomps back into basement*

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>>159291662

>>159291814
>s-soft isn't an erp fc guys

lol

If I parse on a level 50 dummy compared to a level 60 one is it that much of a big difference when it shows on the parse?

>>159291505
p.sure hes also the one hardcore ripping on Ada too

>>159291779

I'm drunk too often and am right now.

>>159291814
serys trying to damage control to make his fc look good when everyone already knows its shit and beyond saving

Anyone wanna be friends?

I'm on Gilgamesh. I'm a bean sprout.

>>159291794
That's it young man. *lifts you up and SLAMPS you into the ground* you better never talk to me like that again.

>elk calls me a sociopath
>semi-solid evidence starts building against him being a complete psychopath
>still have a faint hope in my heart that elk is not who he's being made out to be
You know who I am, Elk.

>>159291505
>>159291976
I never even understood why someone would do that. It just seems autisitic and stupid.

>>159292049
sure

>>159292063
What the frick mom! I'm calling adult protective services! Enjoy watching that fat check you get for taking care of your "mentally ill" and autistic son go down the drain!

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>>159292018
I dunno, as someone who doesn't ERP and stuff, I've been enjoying the whole two days I've been in the FC.

>>159291814
It's patch discussion.

Someone wanted to know what was new in the pipe.

why do people keep sending me lewd tells since i racechanged to male elezen?
i thought nobody liked those

>>159292229
That's literally only because your thirst target/webber is in there. We know how you are, you drop people in an instant :^)

Once again it's going to shatter into a million pieces
It is inevitable

>>159292229
cringe

>>159292297
Amber post.

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>>159292297
Weren't you supposed to be asleep, Amber?
>>159292336
Thanks sugishirougraal

Inb4 Soft pulls a NEET

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>>159292297
loh dropped me on my head when i was a baby

>>159292049
Name?

>>159292312
*vagueposts about your vaguepost*

>running thru arf with a smn that doesn't use bane and a nin

i am fucking hollering

>>159292379
I want to feel those long arms being forcefully pushed into my anus

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>>159292297
Forgot my trip. And my image.
>>159292378
>>159292379
>>159292386
Amber's asleep, dumdums.

>>159292218
NOOOO!!! *handcuffs you to the railing* im not gonna let my moneymaker just step out of here boy!

Buying gf (male)

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who cares about what free company people are in
soft is like irredeemable dogshit tier but like real

Should I go to bed or wait again and see if they notice me this time...?

>>159292552
Sorry, I'm on the wrong server.

>>159292582
Where are you?

>>159292524
>being this blind

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>>159292452
>not leaving immediately after seeing the first shit pull

Combos? I hit em
Resets? I GOT those

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>>159292482
This is a uniquely disturbing response.
>>159292524
That's the joke
>>159292552
Pst Kale Salad.

Miqote looking to get webbed
pst

>>159292524
Close enough.
As far as I'm concerned, you're the same person.
Two halves of the same, festering tumor.

>>159292552
>>159292586
What are you talking about, he'll drag you with glee to Balmung and probably pay you for the transfer then you can cuck them when you get bored.

>>159292552
wts bf (girl)

>>159292586
I did say buying ;)

>>159292675
I fucking hate kale

>>159292703
I don't want to be on balmeme, lol.

How hard is POTD 51-100?

>>159292675
Cute screenshot/edit :3
>>159292685
You sound bitter for someone that's never spoken to either Amber or myself, shortestmanlet. Heck, even if you're basing your opinion of us on our posts here, your feelings still seem extreme. But I guess that's what makes me a psychopath, not having extreme black and white feelings about people I've never met.

>>159292784
Not at all

>>159292614
Same place but not alone this time

>>159292756
Fat ppl usually hate kale

i want amber and kiss to spitroast me desu

>>159292856
I'm the type of nigga that drown his salad in French

>>159292817
I'd kick you in your stomach until you died from internal bleeding

>>159292784
I'm shit at this game and recently switched mains from MNK to BLM. Still barely know how to play BLM.
It's not hard at all, even with those circumstances considered, 51-100 (and even floors 101-150) are easy as fuck if you have a competent party and decently leveled PotD gear.

>>159292817
Nah, I just thought it'd be fun to say. Don't take everything everyone says here so seriously, friendo, else you fall into the same sort of labelling you accuse me of.

Then again I don't entirely blame you for making assumptions about the people here. Anonymity has the power to bring out the absolute worst in people. :3

>>159292678
>Miqote looking to get webbed
>pst

Seto... And

>>159293076
Well, it's not like Palace ever required you to actually know your job. 51-100 isn't any different, you still don't actually need to know your job, and it still breeds bad habits as a result

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>>159293084
Is this advanced, post-logical ~meta~ trolling?
>>159293167
>and it still breeds bad habits as a result
you mean it's not good to run around using a level 50 opener and rotation 99% of the time..? ;_;

>>159293235
hell if i know, I'm just having fun

>>159293235
do you wear fedoras irl?

>>159292784
pretty much like 41-50
just exercise some measure of caution as appropriate to your party comp and you shouldn't die

>>159292756
I mean I do have a balmung alt I could dork around on with you but I'm pretty cozy over here.

I would't have to do anything scat related, would I?

>>159293235
You imply they even do that. Palace is why SMNs never Bane, BLMs don't actually know how to use Thunder, never mind using it properly at 60. Not even going to comment on DRGs because they were bad enough before PotD. The rotations they use in PotD are almost always wrong even for 50. It's sorta like how FATE trains taught people shit habits in 2.0

>>159293531
I play Lancer in potd and cross class raise and protect and raging strikes and so on and I still do decent damage it's fun as heck don't take this away from me with your "wah diluting the player base" bullshit because any decent player will know to look up or figure out how to play a class while shitters remain shitters

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>>159293398
How'd you guess.

>>159293531
is it because mobs and bosses die too fast for the DoTs to have any visible effect

>>159293783
Why the heck does cuckputer make me laugh so much

>>159293781
>Lancer
Ew, stop.

>>159293791
Yes.

>>159293870
because you, like him, are a child.

wtb bf (boy)

>>159293870
I don't know, but it made me laugh too looking back on my logs from that night.

>>159293895
I'll stop when I'm level 30.
But not really because fuck you.
>>159293909
Oh right I'm a man-child and enjoy funny things without worries of being outcast by my peers like you jaded husks of humanity.
Smile more, bucko. It's good for ya.

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anyone here gay

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What do you think about male catboys?

This game worth playing if I'm not a degenerate ERPing faggot?

>>159294238
i like the one from earlier that looked like a girl

>>159293935
>>159294072
>>159294238
>>159293895
>>159293783
>>159293870
:3

>>159294238
They make me excited.

>>159294274
Not with that attitude, micro mini shortman.

>>159294238
They're trash, a mistake and they all need to DIE, DIE, DIE!!!

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>>159294238
they are ok..

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can potd be solo'd anon

>>159294274
Sure, just avoid this general and balmung

>>159294230
Yeah my dude!
I sure do love the penis!
I also enjoy the masculine figure!
The mere thought of nestling into a burly, hairy chest and inhaling manly musk makes me shudder with excitement!
I do believe I may have messed my pants fantasizing!

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>>159294072
Losing your dragoon skills for raise is a bad idea.

>>159294287
What does this mean?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhvWnJmgVes

>>159294449
hey you wantto play battlefield with me

>>159294376
Cant you get a few of your webbed bfs to go with you?

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*blankposts psychotically*

>>159291670
the snow white bitch literally says that she (shiva) "took him into her mouth"

>>159294376
Yes.

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>>159294274

Yep. Just don't get sucked into the generals like everyone else is.

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>>159294230
anyone here a despair filled corpse only animated by the will to die again?

>>159294376
>slippers in water
idiot...

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>>159294368
So about 7 out of 10 on a liking them scale where 10 is super liking them yeah?

>>159294498
*replies to myself anonymously*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPmzRa-sXQs

can renko and zettai be the new otp

Break me

>>159294418
Really man, botd/litany and the jumps aren't much to gain when everything dies so fast as is and my lancer isn't 30 so I can't unlock drg anyways

I ended up tanking the boss but I'm going to owe that to my weapon being capped.

>>159294625
no it's all about lily and stratos right now

Lonely midlander seeking good time post...

>>159294625
no zettai x yysara is still the real otp

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>>159294449
>980
>4:3 resolution

>>159289657
I like to

>>159294230
I know you're gay.
I know you're really really gay :3

>>159294579
You're okay so you're an exception

>>159294750
they dont even post about each other anymore anon it's over zettai needs to move on to greener pastures

>pick up dark knight
>oh hey i bet i can make some neat glamors
>every single piece of tank gear is a slightly different color of metal from every other one

i hate this game now

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>>159294648
The jumps are oGCD and Spineshatter is a gap-closer. They help more than you might think.

>>159294996
zettai has hannah though

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>>159294694
What? When did this happen?

>>159295096
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880752831/
idk bud

>>159295080
I think they've got foot slave backwards here...

>>159295080
kill yourself unironically

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My life can only be described by electro-opera music combined with post-dream neo-pop, referring to the fact that I am connected with all things electronic, yet my body is made of flesh and blood, and I appear to be stuck in a state of dreamlike consciousness.
This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8BnYjyqvmY is the perfect piece of music to describe me - my life, my heart, my soul.
Please enjoy.

>>159295080
i am glad i spend a lot of my free time on this website and not going other things that aren't looking at this

>>159295080
do you have the entire set of these somewhere?

>>159295235
kill yourself already

>>159295070
I know. I've played drg before. Spineshatter doesn't avoid traps and can encourage poor decisions if I'm zoning out. I just use spear toss if I'm out of range. My point is that the utility this combo provides makes it far safer to drag through a matched group. Especially a 4dps group.

>>159295301
Must be nice being unenlightened.... *sighs paternally....*

What job has the best lore in your opinion

>>159295370
dark night

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>>159295080

>>159295087
hanna cucks him with lil bun and who knows who else

>>159295370
Summoner.

>>159295096
>>159295158
When DID this happen?

>>159295398
Yeah, I sure do love meta stuff, it's totally not overdone.

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hello

>>159295370
SMN

>>159295369
I want to poop in kiss' shoes so she gets a squishy surprise when she slips them on lol!

>>159295428
lil bun doesn't count since he's gay af unless hannah is lewding with someone else, don't think they are though

>>159295519
This screenshot embodies my entire life

why did Bismarck have to be so trash

>>159293781
You have fun with braindead content, that's cool but don't claim it's anything but that. You are the reason levequests and FATEs are still a thing.

>>159295490
replace poop with baby oil and then pst..

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enjoy

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go cart racing confirmed for next gold saucer update

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>>159295612

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>>159295584
tell me about it

>>159295370
black mages blowing up everything so hard they caused an umbral era

also if they aren't in complete control of their powers they incinerate from the inside out so that is also metal as heck

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>>159295659

>>159295080
These are the fucking best. Never stop, my man. Loving every laugh.

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>>159295716

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Idyllshire

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>>159295773

>>159295834
>>159295773
>>159295716
>>159295659
>>159295612
Hello who is this and why should I care

Guys I laid down to sleep and shitpost for two hours instead and am no longer tired.
Thanks for the energy!

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>>159295834

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>>159295895

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>>159295080
I realize these are supposed to be memey but pls work on your faces

why does this game get me so fucking tired

roullete lvl 60, lvl 50, trial, leveling, guildhests, msq roullete, then after im done with all those im too fucking exhausted to progress in raids, MSQ, and primals

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>>159295951

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>>159296007
more soon

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>>159296059
>more soon
Can you not bud

thanks

>>159295951
>dxm

lol these are so amber

>>159296142
Because Amber was the first and only tranny to use dxm, right?

>>159295567
im not going to dignify that bullshit with a proper response anon

>>159296218
hi kiss

It's crumbling before my eyes

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>>159295428
Never lewded Hanna banana and I don't plan to anytime soon.

>>159295567
You're gay af...

>>159296257
soon enough you'll be overtaking loh in cringiness

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>wanted to get to level 60 on BLM tonight
>realize I don't even have enough lore to get a decent set of gear right off the bat
>too poor to buy 220 accessories
I'm such a great planner.
>>159296246
Hi.

>>159296257
what happened to taking a break from posting kek

>>159296248
I hope it is an apple

>>159296257
I'm straight irl though bun so you can't use that on me

>>159296257
bun a cute..

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>ywn massage bun's bunions
why...

Good night /xivg/.

>fag hour
im out

>>159296560
That's every minute on xivg though.

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>>159296326
That's cool dude.

>>159296389
Well when people mention things that could tarnish my friends name I kinda feel like I should step in to try and correct it for whatever reason, guess I'm just that great of a friend. Although... I shouldn't have made the joke in the first place because I forgot xivg doesn't understand jokes very well.

>>159296516
Prove it fag boy, oh wait... you cant! Mr. Gay af.

>>159296529
*pet pet* Anon a cute too :>

>>159296541
Sleep good kissbutt.

>>159296560
>fags make you uncomfortable
More like out of the closet

"Appear Offline" status option when?

I just want to log on, do my stuff, and not be bothered by people.

Who's the best at giving fellation xivg? and why is it Lil Bun in game and irl?

HOW DO I USE SNEAK ATTACK

>>159296901
>appear offline
>in an mmo
Just fucking set yourself to busy, faggot.

>>159296901
Just set it to busy then? People cannot /tell you if you're busy

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>in the middle of an unspoiled node
>didn't even collect an item yet
>gay faggot piece of shit black bear attacks me
>lose the node forever

>>159296443
I wish it was

>>159297037
Well, cookies aren't that important

>>159297068
They aren't
this is

>>159297139
Oh, so it's a blackberry?

i wish elk would give me a cookie...

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Can we get some elezens in here

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waht did she mean by this?

>>159296919
I bet I'm better.

>>159297225
lily...
zetai...

>>159297259
what did he mean by this

>>159297356
lily dropped elk

>>159297386
I think he wants to be in the presence of Elezens

>have a pet
>let's me use them anyway I please

I'll get bored soon, won't I?

>>159297324
I bet you can't even prove it

>>159297418
are you sure
that sounds strange
are you sure he wouldn't prefer cats
people around here like cats

Cheat engine tiddies

>>159297426
>have someone I really like
>lets me use them however I please
>doesn't always let me us them however

>>159297356
i wish
i'm not even on the same server as elk...

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>>159297259

>>159297318
That face was just never destined to look feminine in any way

>>159297558
No tolans

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>>159297537
Reporting in.

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>>159297259
Giraffe nation is live

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>>159297654

>>159297589
None of the trannies here can escape what's engraved on their genetics, they all look like men

How much more erp will I get if I join soft?

>>159297804
A bunch at the start, and then it will fade away once the "new" charm wears off.

>>159297804
Depends.
Female character? Tons
Male character? Look for erp outside of soft

>>159297781
to be fair, so do all the women here
except cg

>>159297546
sounds like you have a slut on your hands that or someone with low libido

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>>159297259

>>159297847
>cg
That one's not far off, hideous face

>tfw waited all day for someone to get back on
>tfw think i'm getting webbed on accident
wuh oh

>>159297865
Nah they're not a slut, they spend all day with me everyday doing different things, the fact I can't have it whenever also stops me from being bored with them

<<159297847
>guy always has to post about girls
<<159297948
>bitter guy always has to reply

change the channel

Sera will die.

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Aranea will die.

>>159297847
>tfw play with known reel girl here
>tfw she's actually really hot irl

>tfw you really want to erp but you started edging hours ago and you need to bust right now
I don't think it would be morally correct to start and blow my load in the middle because my creativity goes with it.

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>>159297259
I have been summoned.


Ţ̵̣̳͈͉͆̄̅̓̋ͅh̴̦̺̜̝̟̬͓̻̝͑ͯ̒̐̓ͮ͘e̶͇͋͢͞ ̤̥͚͕̺̯͍̻̌͛ͬͯf̛̤́̏͊ͦi̷̢̨̺̓͑̊̏̉͛r̵͉̯̻̬̹̭̙ͧ̌͌͡e̯͍̜̠̪͎ͤ͌ͭ̃̇ͭ͐̋͟͠ ̨̪̙̻͓̮̆ͮ͊̕s͎̩̳̼̣͖̓͆̿̌̾́́̚ṗ̵͇̯̦̺̳̖͊̿͘r̨̮̰̣̙̪͇̤̦̊͢͡ę͓͈͇̣̍͋̐ͭ̽́a̴̯̤̻͖͔͕͇̅ͦ̅̀d̵̟̫̯͑ͪ̊̒ͮ̓s̸͚͉̝̲̖͙͗̒͐̚ͅ.̥ͤ̋̈́̄͐͒́͠͝ͅ

i will die
soon hopefully

>>159298091
Of all the sluts that have fanta'd into this exact cat recently, you're like, second place.

Good work.

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>>159297847
Most of the ones I've met and gotten to see are pretty attractive imho. Some of the ones I haven't met but seen posted here are pretty cute too.

>>159298214
Take me with

>>159297804
when you join, ask ada about the toaster strudel club. they will add your name to a googledocs and after a waiting list you get to kneel down in the "cum bath" while all the cat futas circle you and take turns glazing your face with horse jizz and then at the end Ada gives you a hot cum enema and invite to the strudel LS

>>159297712
What top is that.

>>159298345
No one asked for your opinion degenerate

man I'm so glad I have arms

>>159297804
About as much as you try to extract from its members.

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AST is p cool

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>>159298387
Griffin Leather Longcoat of Aiming

>>159298578
I approach almost everyone so it'll be that much erp then huh..

>>159298607
>Aiming
Rip.

>>159298642
Originally dungeon gear, there's a healer version from AK Hard.

>>159293447
Uh, of course not anon. That's something that has to be asked for

How much of a pain in the ass is it to get an account back if you lost your one time authenticator thingy?

>>159298634
Do not pursue Lu Bu. He's already in a relationship
>>159298673
Is there a caster variant?

>>159298345
post elezen legs in those healer boots

>>159298701
No offense, just gotta cover the bases before I pretend to be anyone's girlfriend!

>>159298703
Not at all. Just contact SE support.

>>159298770
ippiki post

>>159298864
more like creepiki
or icki creep
XD

>>159292160
lol

i also have no idea who you are vagueposter

>>159298864
plenty of people here like elezen, though???

>>159298994
oh fuck off you've posted here multiple times about those fucking ugly shoes

>>159297687
Good tiddy

>>159298734
I think the recolor was originally aiming too. Healer is named Bogatyr's if I recall.

Anyone want to slobber all over a girlcock?

>>159299236
no fuck off
I wanna slobber over a male cock

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>>159299236
Hi!
/tell Alyasra Tonbogiri

>>159299236
Sure message me, Qwest Mode.

>>159299283
pst

>>159298841
Contact me out of game sometime anon, let's get cozy 'w'

>>159299295
Proof this is you?

i don't get this whole girlcock/feminine dick meme. like, i can't tell if it's ironic anymore, like the joke has gone too far and now people actually believe it.

Who has the biggest libido in xivg?

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>>159298770
Don't have boots glamoured at the moment, unsure which ones you are thinking of!

>>159299407
Me. Of course I'm not an ebin but I can fuck for hours.

>>159299316
name?

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>>159299380
Not sure how..
I don't care about thread drama / who people hate, as long as you're not weird to me personally.
This is an E/RP alt.

>>159299316
race/server...
>>159299402
i want futafags to die a horrible death

>>159299463
caelus able
i mean jeph irving
i mean berke oronir

>>159299515
tfw i'll never lewd with a sexy male xaela like caelus

>>159299480
c@ man/Gilgamesh
>>159299463
Last name Nori

>>159298847
>tfw have to wait 9 hours for support to be available

>>159299580
>homo and scat hour
i'm out of diapers for your freaks

>>159299750
What the fuck are you on about?

>>159299750
disregard that quote i suck cocks

>tfw friend gifts you another group commission

futa>female>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>males

Looking to get cozy on discord, pst...

>>159299930
What does cozy mean in this particular instance.

>>159299897
You got that backwards friend

>>159299975
Just someone to talk to mostly

>>159300010
Do you sound cute as a guy?

>>159299975
you getting webbed and sucking futa cock

>>159300032
I-I meant text chatting but we can voice chat if you want when I get home

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>>159299464
Cute lizard.

>>159300094
Woah, that's pretty intense. I guess I'm okay with that. What's your discord info I'll send you a friend request?

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What's everyone up to in game tonight? I'm about to log back in and knock out my roulettes and all.