/owg/ - Overwatch General

fuck this game
competitive is shit
silenced so i can't even tell people they're shit

i just leave every game if my team sucks, they deserve the derank

gg ez four gold zarya can't even carry teams this awful

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>"anon, mei isn't a dps"
>"anon, widowmaker isn't a dps"
>"anon, junkrat isn't a dps"

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Bleu

>>159259695
SR 2994, how fukt am I next game?

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I love Jesse McCree

Ppparott stop playing Widow on KotH you freaking cunt.

>>159259848

Her suits sweats?

Fucking just delete defense heroes from competitive.

Take the heroes that are easy to play somewhere else.

It would also improve KotH tenfold if Mei couldn't literally just deny the point whenever she felt like it.

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>have leavers backfill comp matches when the timer has run out so the remaining players get less royally fucked maybe
y/n?

>JAMISON FAWKES!

>>159259917
what did he mean by this?

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>>159259695
First for don't make Sombra cry. Sombra is to be loved and cuddled.

>On the last episode of /owg/ one autist defended his f2p version of Overwatch
>Will he come out victorious or just prove that he is a master baiter
>Stay tuned to find out

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>tfw someone compliments you on your flicks

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>I am going to fuck this korean girl.

>>159259989
sombra isn't a real person

>>159259989
There wouldn't be such a problem if there was atleast something for the effort, all we get are these vague things and another timer.

>>159259914
Yes, but they should not gain or lose skill rating. That way, you also get a pseudo-practice mode version of comp.

>>159259783
you are toxic and are making your team-mates perform worse by berating them. If you started to suck a little dick, you'd go up hundreds of rank points.

Any time your team-mates do something good, suck their dick a little bit
>damn, genji is going HAM
>clutch res mercy!
>great pick on the ana, roadhog!

Given good positive reinforcement, people will perform at their best, given negativity when they make mistakes will cause them to get tilted.

also FYI its a team game, no one player can carry without being supported

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>>159259848
>Amélie Lacroix
I want to hug the smug.

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Shimadas

>>159260102
D.Va is for healthy relationships with people her own age, not exploitative age difference ones

>>159259701
sorry, wrong term, "desperate" was the word I meant to use. Maybe they were afraid of Blizzard or they were not, but it shows in their game that we see today.

>>159260167
i've been silenced for a month and I never even played competitive before this week
i haven't done anything to my teammates in ranked other than play well

go back to lolg sky williams

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>>159259917
based

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>>159260193
Are brothers and should stop fighting

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>>159260114
You take that back anon.

which Overwatch girl is taking the disproportionately large Torbjorn cock?

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>3 man premade
>they have a SILVER Reinhardt
>oh boy, here we go
>stands in the correct position
>stays on chokepoint
>doesn't fall for the tracer distraction on point
>plays pretty much perfectly
>better than most platinums
>he's in the next game and plays well
>he must be doing something wrong
>check his profile
>63 hours on Rein this season
>has never been above 1996

???

>>159259989
I hope the ARG crashes and burns

That way nobody plays Sombra and I can have her all to myself

>>159259914
I be fine with that but it shouldn't punish if you just entered the game if it's pretty much over. If you do manage to win then you get rewarded just not as much. Players that didn't leave still suffer the consequences.

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>>159260205
But I want to be Mercy and corrupt the little gamergirl.

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I like Mei, but she really should not be able to contest in ice.
>TEAM KILL
>mei shitter that died first comes back
>iceblock
>contesting with a sliver left
>suddenly gravitron + justice + die die die
>lose

>>159260275
what the fuck did you even do? Ive been silenced for 24h before for being obnoxious with 'ez game'

but a month is either dozens of reports or repeated offenses, either way its your fault.

PS dick sucking meta works

>>159259989
what is Sombra's master plan?

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>>159259876

>>159260442
quickplay with friends, we compete to see who can come up with the best insults and laugh about it in mumble

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>its a 4 stack of masters get a couple diamonds on their team so they abuse the "1 person leaves right away so the match cancels, then he rejoins but it cancels anyway and they don't loose anything just because they got 2 diamonds" episode.

seriously, last 3 games have had this happen. I didn't choose to get matched with master's, and the other team also has diamonds so its even so why waste everyone's time by doing this?

>>159260418
>twitch whore
>implying that there's anything left uncorrupted to begin with
besides, rape is wrong

>>159259917
What's this? What game?

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>>159260205
i've been playing Mr Trashmouse a lot lately, heard him humming some Tchaikovsky after a multikill, and got inspired to make a classical playlist for the best pyrotechnic havoc experience.

It contains some of the most popular and most famous tracks of this genre, but I still seek for some lively and energetic tunes. Help, anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLefABKTUmTLsJTSXKlFz4DVhLJKg-gIvm

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>you will never go on a shopping spree with Reaper

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>>159260193

島田姉妹

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>>159260318
>no animu exploring the dojo days of shimadas

>>159260332
Sometimes good players fall through the cracks and are held back by shitters.

So since the OP is holiday themed, who here would like to see an Overwatch version of A Christmas Carol?
Who would each character be?

>>159259783
>>159260275
>silenced so i can't even tell people they're shit
>why I was silenced???? I just played welllll

You probably are an annoying shitter who starts to blame the team at his first death. Kill yourself cancer, you deserve to be stuck in gold

>Start bursting down Reinhardt shield anytime I even catch a fucking glimpse of it
>Win every match

>>159260275
>silenced for a month
Toxic players like you should just go back to league\dota\whatever shit game you came from.
we don't need fucks like you polluting our games.
>also not knowing sucking dicks in teamgames makes your team be mroe confident, hence play better.
Jesus christ.

When I play Mei, I always get a lot of kills, but I don't do that much overall damage. Is that bad?

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>>159260653
>he will never raise you into a perfect husbando for himself
this is my curse

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>>159260474
Does this mean we're not friends anymore? If I thought you weren't my friend. I just don't think I could bare it.

>>159260829
last hitting is considered skillfull in some games...

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So is this:

http://volskayaindustries.com/

A dead end for the ARG or have we moved on?

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Fareeha

>>159260763
>>159260813
le le toxic memaymay x d

le online games are for community-building and having a good time with fun people that you meet online from r/gaming!

have fun with your friends, fuck everybody else, especially if they're shit at the game

>>159260829
>not seeing eliminations as bullshit
Wew

>>159260813
>"Toxic"

The shibboleth of League. Kill you'reself.

How would Widowmaker react to hot mom kink?

>>159260983
impassively, she has no emotions

>>159260762
Reinhardt as The Ghost of Christmas Present is a given.

Obligatory Waifu/Husbando-Poll post

http://www.strawpoll.me/11556646

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>>159260642
I'm a big fan of the planets (Jupiter in particular), and this piece is my all time favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idL1kQex-ss

>20 tick
DEFEND THIS

>>159259991
considering you made this post I'd say I did a good job at both.

>>159260530
your friends probably reported you to be funny. I got banned in league for a week a couple years ago because after every game we'd mass report each other. One of my friends got a permaban because he kept that shit up and got reported a lot in solo queue.

>>159261063
your bait it too stale

>>159261071
aren't there diminishing returns on reports though
like even if you report someone every single game won't it only count for 1 real report

i'm guessing, I don't know if this actually works but I feel like it should

>>159261063

>bait

Defend this

>>159260938
>not understanding you need teamwork in a TEAM game.
I'm surprised you know how to construct sentences
>>159260958
>thinking the term is owned by league
??????????????????
this is a term used in the E N G L I S H L A N G U A G E.
What the fuck?

>a good Widowmaker can literally dictate the pace of a game if she's well guarded / stays with her team
>people want her buffed

In which situations do you use Ana's scope?

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>>159260919
>''Anon, my armor. Please.''

>>159260332
Reinhardt's success is decided by the rest of the team. Holding RMB does shit if no one is there to use it.

>>159261006
would she help out?

>>159261178
>this is a term used in the E N G L I S H L A N G U A G E.

yeah just like problematic and ugh and ... and XD (unironically)

THEY'RE ALL PART OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE GUYS STOP JUDGING ME FOR THE WORDS I CHOOSE TO USE

>>159260223
First you say they were greedy, now you say they were the exact opposite just to try to hold in more players? please make up your mind when bullshiting

>>159261148
depends on the game. League had a horseshit tribunal system and the customer service were brain dead retards so they just looked at the amount of reports on an escalated case and went "lul toxic, permabanned" without reading them.

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Why doesn't Mercy have any synergy with Torbjörn in game even though they are a couple? She should be able to heal or damage boost the turret, and use it as an anchor point for guardian angel

>>159261036
Organs made me unsure about this, but later on it got sooo good, great addition!

>>159261206
vs pharah or picking out a mercy from a nest

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Is there any confirmation or rumors tomorrow will have the Overwatch reveal? Or will it be the day after?

>>159260762
Tracer is one of the Ghosts. Reaper is the other one.

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20750274847
A simple request exploded into drama due to a Top 500 player who needs to remind everyone of his ranking

>>159261206

It is hitscan so you can click on (or near) the target instead of having to lead.

You should always be amidst your allies, so the scope should be used most of the time.

>>159261269
>ugh is a term in the english language
>XD is a term in the english language
Please open a fucking dictionary and look these up. The results might shock you.

>>159261296
>implying that Mercy/Torbjorn is canon
the worst ship that she has, not even joking

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>>159261307
King of Instruments nigga, the organ is what I love about it.

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>>159260189
I want smug to sit on my face until I die

>>159261321
yea should be tomorrow since thats when there's the conference on new heroes and maps for OW

i expect some cheesy shit like the presentation getting "hacked" and then sombra reveals herself

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>>159261070
What can I say it was a good show

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>torbjorn could have an 8 inch cock as dwarfism doesn't affect penile growth

no wonder angela is all over him at the halloween party. she probably saw his bulge

>>159261434
I love how you're just arguing with the semantics of the previous post over and over without actually arguing any kind of point

>>159261429

*shouldn't be amidst

You should be in a position where you can see as much of the team as possible in the fewest degrees.

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>We don't need three DPS.
>"Umm, Mei is an off-tank."

>>159261278
Jesus, I said "greedy" as in greedy for players.

fucking "me no english very bueno", ok??

>>159261603
Mei is as much of a tank as Roadhog

>>159260938
Yes, people play video games to have a good time and have fun, they sure don't want to hear an underaged faggot crying at them and you sure aren't having a good time if you keep getting mad and scream like a bitch.

Also even if you want to play competitive you should know that what actually matter are your skills, even if you lose a game or two because of teammates you should still keep advancing in rank if you're good.

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>>159260913
There will be a countdown timer that Sombra will hack into the Blizzcon show that will reveal the Volskaya website to be hacked. Then there will be a timer on that page that will end on the last day of the OW tournament. Then as the tournament ends the winner will be given a piece of paper to read 'from Sombra' that will lead to the next part of her master plan. Then that will lead to another countdown timer that will end on the last day of Blizzcon in which Sombra will leave a message featuring "Happy non-denominational Holiday season! Adios!".

Sombra loves anal play

>>159261206
trying to kill an enemy from long distance

>>159261485
>that pic
>implying that present-day 76 isn't handsome anymore
what is this heresy

>>159261769
can confirm

Reaper is fun to play at the last point of Eichenwalde.

>>159261652
what's the best stat screen to post if i want people to tell me if i'm good or not

>>159261769

most latina girls are

>>159261434
I can't wait to report all these problematic, and toxic players. If I may take my fedora off for a moment, and sully the English language I might say, "ugh, get a life XD".

>>159261485
Bro, not denying greatness of organs, it's just I always seen em as "ominus" in sound, which is all right.

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How to make pharah viable:

1. Holding crouch while using jet jump now boosts downward, resulting in a ground pound on contact with ground

2. new ability for right click: Raptors Overdrive

- 0.5 second cast time, 13 second cooldown, 3.5 second duration
- grants +25 armor for duration
- grants 1.5 times faster movespeed of hover ability while active
- grants immunity to self damage for duration
- causes 30 damage to individuals in concussion blast radius

>>159261178
>>thinking the term is owned by league
>??????????????????
>this is a term used in the E N G L I S H L A N G U A G E.
>What the fuck?

Certain words are used by certain types of people. An inner city nigger is never going to use the word "toxic" to describe anything.

A fat white redditor/League player who is bad at video games, unsuccessful with women, has a whiny and nasally voice, butthurt attitude that can't handle banter, is mad at his own losses and displaces blame on others, is the type of person who spends $100 on virtual hats, is the type of person who will use the word "toxic" frequently.

To reiterate; please find a way to die before this week is over.

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>>159261218
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

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>>159261218
So good

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>>159261924

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Dorito-Girl is cute!

>>159261702
>sombra is delayed to thanksgiving
>they rework her design into a native american
>HAPPY NATIVE AMERICAN GENOCIDE DAY YOU FUCKING OPPRESSORS

>>159261924
>My latina isn't into anal.

Tomorrow is the day!

>tfw 2649 ptr
5 wins and 5 early leave. Forever a platinum

>>159262059

i want to creampie the granny

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>>159261992
Don't need any of this shit. Just remove jump jets entirely because it's useless and exaggerated. The amount of free air she can get from pressing caps lock is excessive and doesn't accomplish anything.

Instead of jump jets, give her Unreal Tournament style boosting where double tapping any direction will dash in that direction. She uses her jets to boost herself. Now she's useful. She can keep her jet pack while holding jump, and now she has to use rocket jumping effectively to get verticle distance.

There fixed. High skilled and useful. Blizzard pay me.

>>159260762
76 or reaper is scrooge

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>>159261989
Yeah, it can be. But in this piece I find it to be glorious & energetic. It really tells a story.

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>>159261532

Why didn't they make every hero a FUCKING LOLI jesus christ?!

>>159262086
(you)

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>''Come on Papi, give me what I need...''

I still dont have a gf.

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>>159262150
What if I dont make it? What if I die in my sleep? I want to see cute Sombra tomorrow!

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>>159261218
what the fuck is this dude

you know she has no limbs right?

>>159261532
>>159262317
Torbjorn not being a whore loli is pretty depressing to be honest.

>>159260571
make sure to report them for it so they get banned

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>ping jumps from 50 to 200 every few seconds
>only happening in OW

Come on Blizz I just want to play

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>>159262372

>not a condom in the mouth

dropped

>enemy team lose
>gg wp

can people invent some other phrase please? every match:
>gg
>gg
>gg wp
>gg ez
>please hold me, my mom doesn't love me (or some shit like this)

>>159260642
Love the deadpool reference in the filename

>>159262215
>rocket jumping
sounds dangerous

>>159261643

That explains why she has 600 HP. Oh wait.

>>159262458
Why would you need condoms for anal?

>decide to check this game out since all my friends have been playing it
>first thing I notice after booting it up is all the microtransactions
jesus christ who pays 40 dollars for this shit? you guys are the problem with modern gaming

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>>159262059
NEVER

>>159262403
>amputeefags still haven't made a collective suicide

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>>159262403
>that old chestnut

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>>159261815
All that stuff they pumped into him has got to be good for something

>>159262372
I was working as an intern at a manufacturing plant last spring, and one of latina migrant workers kept calling me papi or señor every time she saw me. Is this a much less sexual thing to say to someone in latino culture, or was she hitting on me?

>>159262215
>pressing caps lock
?

>>159262542
So shit doesnt get in your dickhole.

>>159262542
to prevent HIV/AIDS

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Cutest and best pairing

>>159262627
>>159262616

Sombra is a very clean and pure girl. No worries about that.

>>159262458
mommy my willy is leaking milk ;___;

>>159262601
Some of them use it as a charming nickname.
It literally means ''daddy''.

Señor is just ''sir''.

>>159262542

last longer, no aids and to hook around her panties after completion.

>>159262426

same bruv. fukkin tedious as shit especially as i'm starting to get actually decent at aiming

>>159262635
>"what the fuck is this bubble tea thing"

>>159262540
Tanks protect team-mates, roadhog doesn't

>>159262543
(you)
Incase this isnt b8, its all cosmetic and can be unlocked by grinding

>>159262689
>It literally means ''daddy''.
I know what it means, but if an American girl called me that out of the blue it would be an extremely flirty thing to do. I was asking if it was more casual among Mexicans and stuff

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>>159262215
For something like that to work they seriously need to lower the damage she does to herself with her own rockets or replace some of her health with shields.

She's already very vulnerable while in the air with 200 health, rocket jumping is just suicidal right now because it costs about a quarter of your health.

>>159262790
Yeah, it's more casual, but it still has lewd connotations.

So what are the odds that there is going to be a Sombra cinematic that is either the Volskaya or Dorado raids that introduces her at Blizzcon?

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>And now! the moment you have been waiting for! SOMBRA!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGKrc3A6HHM

>>159262790
well like if an american girl called her own dad daddy or her boyfriend daddy, context obviously matters

papi can be used sexually by mexicans or just in a regular 'hey boss' kinda way

>>159262769
bubble tea is disgusting

>>159262458
Would she show off her panties so lewdly like that to her son? What about her bra?

>>159262683
Probably not, she is eating probably only burritos and tacos with that spicy sauce. I bet once you put your dick in her ass you feel the flames of hell around your dick. And melted shit will go all over your dick and in your dickhole. The liquid shit that entered your dickhole slowly starts to burn your dick from the inside. Ever put some hot sauce on your dicks head (you have to pull back your foreskin)? That pain but it is inside you and nothing you can do to stop it.

Use a condom m8.

17 Hours until JewCon 2k16

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did someone say autism?

>>159262996
If you remove the retarded amounts of cheese, Mexican food is very healthy.

>>159263013
this is true autism

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>>159262235
A great piece indeed. And about my take on organs, see Osbourne's "Mr. Crowley", that's how I see em.

Not classical, but hey - I am open to anything.

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>>159262917
You have no idea how long I've been trying to find this song! Thank you senpai.

>>159262936
Not if it's good quality tapioca cooked just right.

>>159263040
>if you removed the best thing about Mexican food it will be shit
but why

>>159263040
>Implying mexican food can be healthy
JÓSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>159263142
It's all 100% natural food, and it's all meat and vegetables.
Except nachos, of course.

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>>159262919
>in a regular 'hey boss' kinda way
So did reyes call morrison 'papi'?

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>>159262396
Do these people use chromatic aberration to make sure it doesn't look like a chromatic abomination?

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>>159263040

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>no Volskaya update means no Sombra tomorrow

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>>159263190
>natural means healthy

>>159263142
I know it's hard for you murritards, but please try not taking your stereotypes and tv shows as absolute truths

>only one archer in the game
>it's a Japanese dude

Kind of a waste desu
We could have gotten a Greek or a Mongol.

>>159263106
source

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>>159263013
>not in alphabetical order
Fuck

The conversations about anal, shit and mexican food made me hungry. Fuck you guys.

>Go on 10 game win streak
>Get bad teammates and lose

It begins.

Goodbye Master rank. Diamond demands my return.

>tfw -1°C
>wear 4 layers of socks

comfy as fuck

>>159263309
>Not just having super-thick, super-comfy socks

>>159263218
this looks delicious no lie
thanks lemons

>>159263309
Are they at least overwatch-themed socks?

>>159263308
>get carried by 10 teams
>finally play one balanced game
>lose
ftfy

>>159263218
what is the source of this video

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>Got stream rolled within the first minute?
>Think you are gonna lose the match from the get go?
>Disconnect, reconnect immediatly to cancel the match and lose no ranking
AND THEY WANT TO PUSH THIS FUCKING SHITTY SYSTEM INTO S3, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>159263283
In every stereotype, there is a little bit truth.
Also not murrican btw.

>>159263218
The doritos are stupid. If that's flavored ramen, and not just flavorless stuff meant to be added to that's stupid.

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i bet Sombra would hang used condoms off her panties during wild nights

>>159263293
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/705140/5230c53fe6/
Enjoy.

>>159263286

He doesn't even use a Japanese bow.

>>159263536
>g.e-hentai.org

Feels like I am 14 all over again

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>They're taking the point! Time to blow it- THEM up!

>>159263441
No, some of them are just totally made up or outdated as fuck

>>159263418

no, I only have the Tracer leggings.

>>159263308

A blue post had admitted the game tries to keep you at the SR it believes you should have.

>>159263371
>letting your kid wear stockings and a small skirt

>>159263641
Tell me one.

if I'm ranked master (3500+) Does that mean I'm good?

>>159263426
Someone's jelly they can't climb out of Plat

>>159263663
post pics of your cute leggings anon :3

>>159263683
what's wrong with stockings?

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How do I become good at playing Hana Song?
Like, what is her role? Do I go after supports? babysit our own healer? Help people secure kills?

>>159263040
>tfw everyone eats the lard fried versions of mexican food
s m h familia

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THE MOST FUN HERO IN OVERWATCH IS _______

>>159263742
you could be top 100, doesn't mean you're good

OW is a casual as fuck game. If I played 100,000 games, I could be top 100 too. There is no skill involved in this shitty game.

>>159263258
Cyanide is found in shitloads of food, idiot.

>>159263820

Reaper.

>>159263820
sombra and she aint even out yet my nigga

>>159263521
But Sombra is for D.Va, and 2 girls don't need condoms

>>159263820
Van Darkholme

>>159263771
Nothing

>>159263742
typically yes
unless you party queued and got carried all the way there

what is the hottest yuri D.Va pairing?

>>159263683

Those are tights.

Children frequently wear them.

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>>159263820

Lucio/Tracer

>>159263910
Sombra

>>159263951
awful butt

>>159263910
LoliD.va x Mercy

>>159263951
Is Tracer worth maining?

I'm looking for some heroes to main when Mei's nerf hits

>>159263910
76 (female)

>>159263820
The Hog Man

>>159263998
how can you say that when Sombra isn't even out yet?

>>159263910
Anyone that isn't Widowmaker

>>159264003
just like tracer

>>159263910
Sombra

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>>159263905
>solo q all the way up
>doesn't matter, your teammates being good or bad is just all luck

>party q up
>doesn't matter, you got carried

What is with the influx of shit players jesus christ

>it's a "we lose the game because Reinhardt is a fucking moron who puts his full-health shield down for literally no reason, and the get four kills after an earth shatter stuns everyone standing behind him" episode

>>159264026
kill yourself if you seriously "main" a hero

>>159263689
Majority of the Italian ones, especially there are retards thinking that Italians aren't whit. Hell I live in north Italy and I know only 2 people with slightly dark skin, two people from south also have blond hair and blue eyes. But murritards think that Jersery Shore is a perfect cultural documentary

>>159263772
Feeding Zarya lots of yummy ult meter

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>>159263887
>ywn play as Aniki
You got me mad now...

>>159264138
What do you do? There's no random button

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>>159264057
is evil Tracer acceptable?

>>159264138
I main Hanzo.

>>159264067
no one says both of those retard
solo players say shit about groups because the system favors groups and groups have inflated SR
groups talk shit about solos because they think all solos are braindead and solo games are a coin flip when you don't control half the team

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>>159263910
>yuri shit
FUCK THE FUCK OFF

>>159264026
All the good heroes are worth "maining"

Just make sure you can play them all well, and know to switch when the team comp calls for it.

Can someone tell me what's the name of that one famous junkrat/symmetra fanfic? Wanna read something not gay

>>159264216
I pick whatever hero is good for the map and team lineups
if you limit yourself to 1-2 heroes, you're going to be shit
this game isn't about playing your "main" every game, it's about swapping around and getting a situational advantage with your picks

>>159264189
It's a crule world anon, a crule world

>>159263820
AHOGA MAN

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>>159263082
Great song too. I love all kinds of music.
Have you heard this version? That scream in the beginning, hm hm hmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ1huZuZVNA

>>159264450
>crule

>>159264320
What are the good heroes currently?

>>159264225

Prove Talon are evil.

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Blue thighs

>>159263820
Genji and Tracer. Mobile, fast heroes are always the funniest

Should I be getting gold elims and damage done as Roadhog?

>defending in Numbani
>team locks in 2 Widows, Hanzo, Ana, and McCree
>fucking end me right now jesus christ
>don't want to wait in queue another 5 minutes for a new team
>pick Reinhardt because what else could save this team
>we lose HARD
>Hanzo tells me to pick an "actually viable hero"

What the shit happened to this game's community?

I mean aside from this I've had several games today where we had both a Widow and Ana while attacking

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>>159264292

Sorry, yaoifag, but some of us have different tastes.

>>159264559
He literally can't. Talon triumphs!

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post cuties

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Any streams for leeches like myself not wanting to pay to watch?

If i save the loot boxes i get til the next event will they become event boxes or just stay normal loot boxes?

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>>159264682
Fuck Pharmercy!

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>>159264750

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Where does /owg/ find people to play with? I found a few people but they are never on now.

>>159264759
is this supposed to be sombra umaru

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>>159264750
With pleasure

>>159264814
they blocked you

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>>159264292

oh sorry, you don't like yuri? better not post any then

>>159264801

>my bullet punishes all without distinction

I got that reference

>>159264536

Genji, Reaper, McCree, Tracer (maybe Soldier after the buffs)
Junkrat on certain maps, Hanzo if you're good with him, Mei just for her wall and ult
Rein, Hog, Winston, Zarya
Lucio, Ana, maybe Zenyatta or Mercy depending on skill

The other characters are actually still really good, like Pharah, Symmetra, Torb, Widow, but they are way more situational and face harder or more bad matchups than the top tiers.

You should basically be able to play every hero well and know when and why to use each one.

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>>159264860
Only a shimada can ride a dragon

>>159264814
Why do you need someone to play with, I have like 1 guy on my friends list that I play with regularly.

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>>159264484
I want to ____ Genji's mada madas.
>>159264750
Delete this!

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>>159264869
Probably.

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>>159264750

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Post your favorite Overwatch quotes.

>I am not the turd.

>>159264790
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=If+i+save+the+loot+boxes+i+get+til+the+next+event+will+they+become+event+boxes+or+just+stay+normal+loot+boxes%3F
:^)

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>>159264759
There should be some tomorrow. The opening ceremony is free to watch though and that's where the big stuff is revealed.

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>There are people in this general RIGHT NOW will die between now and tomorrow and will never see Sombras reveal.

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>Rein,Zarya, and Lucio almost always picked
I am so sick of seeing them in every match.

>>159264662
Medals don't matter, you should be leading pushes with a key pick and well placed right clicks with Hog, or destroying enemy pushes with a key pick and well placed right clicks.

Just remember when you go whole hog into a rein shield that is easily 2000 damage that doesn't really matter. Medals don't necessarily mean shit, especially if you only have elims and damage. Get all 5 and you're probably carrying

anyone wanna be my healslut?

>>159264429
why is yuri always so obnoxiously fluffy and 2pure? where is the hardcore stuff?

>>159265048
I actually don't think so

>>159264982
I don't "need" I just want to see how ez it is to climb with a group of 2 or 3.

>>159264790
They stay normal boxes.
Would be too easy otherwise don't you think?

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>>159264976
They are so adorable.

>>159265048
Don't get my hopes up, I am not that lucky.

>>159265051

Dont forget Genji. And then fags here get triggered over QP not being meta and people messing around for fun.

>>159265120
I'll play Ana and "help"

>go into comp
>seemingly competent team except for one player
>said player goes Junkrat
>go from DPS to Support to help this asshole out
>rarely gets on point and his ult almost always gets destroyed by enemy roadhog
>diamond player
I don't understand - who let this happen?

>>159265121
right where it belongs
in my hardcore folder

>>159265048
It would be really funny if Sombra isn't revealed and instead it is some random dude.

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>>159265121

>>>/y/

>>159265048
The people that frequent this site are all 20 somethings, and the sample size is so small that the odds that anyone will die before now and then are actually quite low.

>>159265074
If there's a Rein on the other team, I should try breaking his shield?

>>159265293
>yuri
>/y/
umm

>>159262458
>>159262982
anon?

Why does the game match you with players that you couldn't queue with even if you wanted to?

>What could drive someone to such madness?
>To be tested!
>.. And to fail

>>159265229
i want a bimbo mercy that will follow me and my teammates, dispensing heals, moaning in voice chat and getting punished for failures

>>159264165
What the fuck m8. Thats not a good example. Never heared people say that italians aint white.

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>>159265249

>And now we are going to reveal something you have been waiting for for a long time!
>Its...RIDLEY!

>>159265337
It's better this way. You don't want to be linked to /u/.

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>>159265121

Your Mom's bedroom right now

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@159265352
Your fetish and waifu are shit.

>>159265121
Ask around on /u/, although they prefer the pure stuff.

>>159265458
Spinoff game with Sombra, Ridley, and Sheng Long when?

>>159265337
compared to /u/, /y/ is fun as hell

>>159265302
Unless you live in Mexico and get beheaded which would be very a ironic.

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>>159265479

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>>159265026
>don't get comfy now

>>159265518
Dumb Vegetaposter, it's actually [email protected], lurk moar

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>>159265337
Might as well post it since it's already invaded by tumblr who can't tell the difference between a dick or vagina.

>>159265479
Is Widowmaker a good mom?

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>watch the first video of overwatch gameplay
>pharah dies during her ult

>>159265048

>Sombra
>to-morrow

Do you really want to disappoint yourself again?

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>>159265337

/y/ is yaoi and /u/ is yuri, newfriend

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@159265674
Doesn't change the fact of what I said

>>159265714
This time it will be different.

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Best to worst pairs

>hana/evil lena
>fem hanzo/genji
>junkrat/mei
>mccree/fareeha
>jack/ana
>pharmercy
>amelie/lena
>jack/reyes
>zarya/genji

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Proto-Mei is cute! CUTE!

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Torbjörn Lindholm

>>159265870
>junkrat/mei
>3rd place

fuck off anon

@159265870
>Those first two

You're just fishing for (you)s

one day we will live happy

that day is when yurifags hit the noose

>>159265870

>fem hanzo/genji
>junkrat/reincarnation of satan

Here's your (You) with a side of greentext