Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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pugna is best girl

third? world country like US of Aids

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whens the new patch

I'm not loading Dota up again until Pudge/OD/Slark/Jungle Veno have been hit with the nerf stick.

Is this game dead already? Valve can't barely keep the servers up at all nowadays.

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PL buffs when this is getting depressive

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Steam has been ddosed by some edgelords, if you were wondering what was happening.

https://twitter.com/PhantomNations/status/794187004422524928

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>play lycan as a support hero with shitty aura items like vlads, medallion ac
>lose

>play lycan as a carry hero
>win

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>>159230076
a group named phantomsquad has claimed to be behind the outages

this https://steamstat.us/ should let you know when dota services resume

red draw moar pugna

>>159230210
>blaming the patch instead of geting gud

You have no excuse. Now start practicing.

>>159230210

not surprised at all that a 2k shitter spamming nobrain picks would think any of those are OP

>>159230294
t. 2k shitter

>>159230236
he's cancerous

>>159230294
>OD
>not OP
Literally in half the pro matches, drops ult and instakills 3 enemies

>>159230236
Never. Reddit does not like him.

And this is literally a Reddit game now that panders to everything Reddit wants.

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>sing strim everyday now

>>159230238
>>159230250
I've honestly been waiting so long for the day some disgruntled NEETs finally get fed up with Valve and do something like this, too bad nothing will come of it.

Would only be better if something like "THE ATTACKS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MATCHMAKING HAS BEEN FIXED" was there somewhere, force Valves hand on the region lock we so desperately need.

is the game down?

>>159230236
About the same time as techies buffs.

>>159230236
Cancer hero, he deserves to be in the trashbin.

>>159230439
Holy fucking cringe.

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>>159230426
you've been whoring yourself in this thread everyday this week as well

>>159230439
When like 80% of the playerbase is third worlders you are NEVER getting region locks, give it up

https://twitter.com/PhantomNations

>steam will be down for the entire day
>literally up in 30 minutes

wow

>>159230426
>his pro career is over so now he's a full time streamer
Not sure how to feel about this desu

>>159230528
>>159230250
>>159230238
>Giving some script kiddies the attention they want.
baka.

>>159230439
>tfw profile picture of attackers could have been >>159230141 "every day until solo queue"
or whatever that picture is for
it's been years and i've forgotten

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You will never be relevant on the competitive scene why are you even trying? Why are you still playing this game?

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>>159230564
If you want every other post to be WHY STEAM NO WORK???? Be my guest

Can i queue dota now?

>>159230584
>you should only play dota if you want to be relevant in the comp scene.
cringe.

>>159230584
Same reason I played before there was a pro scene, you braindead animeNEET

>>159230464
t. Ahmed Jabaar Khabduul

>>159230525
They'd at least have to make a statement though. "We know your games are ruined by people that don't speak your language, yeah, nothing will be done about it, have fun don't forget to buy the next Arcana" and people might actually take Valves dick out of their mouth and get upset at the fact they care so little

>>159230579
That's solo queue naga alright, bless his heart it will be back one day because of his efforts.

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Any good matches today?

>>159230696
that's true though

>>159230704
that's wrong but true

>>159230236
HOW TO FIX PL IN 6.89:

>Juxtapose damage taken from 500% to 500/400/300%
>Juxtapose damage dealt from 16% to 16/24/32%
>Juxtapose from illusion duration from 4 to 8
>Phantom Rush now slows its target by 100% for 0.3 seconds on the first attack
>Spirit Lance cast range from 750 to 600/800/1000/1200

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>>159230236
>>159230771
Only way to fix PL is bring back the Radiance illusions lasting 1 hour PL.

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The esports day is starting

https://www.twitch
.tv/esl_joindotared

Escape vs. VP, solo cast by Tobi just like old times

So I was watching purge coach a 1k replay and he really emphasized how important the early game landing is
So my question is how do I shape my build to take in account bad early game/lower gold?
What should I do to catch up when I fall behind in cs?

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>>159230821
nice la

>>159230821
I'm sick of watching escape fucking hell

>>159230734
no but like what is it, exactly, that that guy wants
cause there is solo ranked matchmaking right now
i can't remember what it was that was removed

>>159230771
I feel like since crimson guard exists, no matter how much you buff illusion damage it will still do 0 beside diffusal if you don't overbuff it

He needs another rework or just revert it, perhaps give illusions some unique type of damage

>>159230771
LOL

>>159230821
lets see if vp throw

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>>159230426
>Watching Reddit incarnated.
The only thing worse than meme Sing fans are RTZ fanboys.

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>>159230867
Well this is the rest of today's esports

so uhm doturds?

lole!

its up

why do we hate lulu but tolerate adelaide?

>>159230962
>EG favored against NP
lol retarded betters

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>>159230584
Because it's fun anon, there's a reason why I only play normal matchamaking nowadays. Those games are much more enjoyable.

he is not a dotard


what is your excuse?

tell me d2g

come on

https://steamstat.us/
fugg no dota

wat do?

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>>159231093
Fap

>said I would start my dota break till after the summit finishes.
>already getting urges.
what do lads?

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>>159230982
why lie on internet?

>>159231093
crossdress

>>159230076
>no one links the previous thread anymore
What a fucking shit dead thread.

>want to reply to someone
>write all the text
>add lame pic
>decide against it and turn off the reply window

This is my life now

>>159231205
give in to your urges

coordinator offline or why teh fuck is it still loggin in?

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Oh yeah, no esports because no coordinator.

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>>159231196
no fap november
>>159231239
no cute clothes

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>Game Coordinator down
time to claim your waifus dotards

>bot stream

this semen slurping stream isn't for me

>>159231571
>templar dickgirl
wat

no seriously what?
why?

>>159231571
>3DPD
barf

anyone else love playing dota after skipping taking your meds?

>>159231571
gimme the pack of sloots

>>159231571
breastmaster get

>>159231659
better take your meds because no dota

>>159231571
roll

valve can't do anything right

>>159231571
let me sluts

valve are in Hawaii lads.

is steam fucked senpai?

oh boy the pros are complaining about the casters again

here we go

>>159231848
Can you give us a source please, or is this hot news from reddit?

>>159231891
7ck off.

h-have patience guys, buy the compendium and we'll fix everything
too much work at boston major here

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>>159231519
>no fap meme
Why?

>>159231997
>samefagging
cringe.

>>159231920
Oh fuck that handsome french stallion do they need casters to learn psychic powers or something

>>159231997
you can't live the rest of your life with a hand on your dick anon

>>159232013
>all anime posters are the same person
kys cuck

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>>159232013
You ok there anon?

>>159231571
>no venge
>2 Qops and 3 CMs
Shit cosplayers.

>>159231997
hek hek hek

qt bb ur not allowed to fap!

>>159231571
Rolling

>>159231625
How fucking new are you? Templar is the best dickgirl.

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http://dreamleague.dreamhack.com/2016/11/03/np-departs-from-season-6/

>PULL OUT OF A TOURNAMENT BECAUSE YOU'RE BEING DUMPSTERED

EE is such and oversensitive little bitch

>>159231571
please not wasted qop

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>>159232203
Remember when Dreamleague was stacked as fuck then Valve announced Boston.


;_;

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>>159231571
Rolling for qt rexxar

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>Valve literally so busy laughing at how much they get paid to not keep the game updated that they can't keep the game updated
>Will suffer literally and actually zero backlash for putting zero money into servers despite making $100,000,000 off TI6

Pottery within poetry within dolla bills, how do you even cultivate fans so brainwashed? Make a decent game a decade ago and suddenly get infinite free passes?

>>159232276
Pros are finally wising up to the concept of honeypot LANs

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>>159230881

>there is solo ranked matchmaking

Yeah no, you can queue in parties of 3 in ranked matchmaking. There is no option to ensure everyone is solo. It's fucking cancerous and here's why:

>non-solo queue
>someone in a party plays like shit
>call him out on it
>rest of his party jumps on your dick and won't stop riding it until the game ends
>non-party members join them because mob mentality
>party starts screaming to report you
>get sent to low priority

vs

>solo queue
>someone plays like shit
>call him out on it
>he either (A) Apologizes and attempts to play better or (B) Starts going full shitter, in which case everyone else reports him and sends him to low prio where he belongs

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>there are people in this thread who wouldn't suck on Lanaya's cutie pink cock in lane

>>159232354
like current DC and every puppey team ami right?
refuse to play and you'll do fine at the main event

>>159232291
Fuck off Ms.44% Win-rate , no one likes you.
CM is the purest of maidens.

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>no female orc hero

>>159232521
AXE IS GLAD FEMALE ORC HEROES IS NOT AXES PROBLEM!

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>less than an hour until col BTFO's DC

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Is there NO ONE sheever WONT FUCK?

>>159232693
you

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what if Bulba is the one behind the server attacks?

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>>159232760
I think we know who was behind the attacks

Fluff "N for No survivors" nstuff

>>159232624
I want to put cream on her asshole and eat it clean.

>>159232405
>no option to ensure everyone is solo
oh shit
yeah ok, i fully support nagaposting now
i don't ever play ranked, which is why i didn't already know this

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>>159232760
Leader of the Bulba defense force here, I will not let YOU disrespect him ever again.

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>>159232863
>Not wanting cream inside her asshole then getting it shot all over your face and chest

It's CURRENT YEAR man

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what did LD do to him?

>>159233037

he shitposted himself to the brink of death while simultaneously blowing Burning's cock

>>159232986
She lost a ton of weight you know, she doesn't look like that now

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>>159233037
there was once a man behind those eyes... not anymore

>>159233026
>path of exile
>no pvp

Have you played the game?

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>>159232986
>ywn feel that huge ass bouncing on your dick
WHY.LIVE?

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i like watching bulldong lose lads

>>159233165
man mafia was hilarious you could see everyones autism shine

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>>159233037
Some say the rectum can only withstand 11 inches.

I happen to know otherwise...

>>159231571
fuTA pls
its even my favourite set dat tummy

>>159233026
>make game about customization
>the stronger you become, the fewer things you are useful at until the entire game is repeating one or two specific moves forever

Diablolikes are only a lesson for how not to make a game Tbh, not meant to be played

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BREAKING

>>159231571
rollin

>>159233165
What's the contexrt

>>159233415
>make game where you cast 40 different spells
>pvp is a clusterfuck and nobody plays it

>make game where you do nothing but teleport and shoot fireballs
>pvp is god tier

you realize dota 2 is a game where you only have 4 abilities, usually 1-2 of them passive, and the 2 active skills often have 15+ cooldown

>>159233430
well PLD is in hospital for a couple of years after Secret didn't make Boston...

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>>159233430
>moving to an already broken team
what's the goal this time

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>>159233430
Hope this is true because Pie left to join a good team

>>159233430
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
A
HA
H
AH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>159233430
That poor man. He needs a Tier 3 team that aims to be Tier 2, getting passed around by Tier 2 teams aiming to be be Tier 1 isn't going anywhere.

>>159230854

What is that shirt supposed to say?

>>159233675

stay weird

>>159233526
Anal fisures maybe

>>159233430
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>159233430
WTF

Where is the dota discussion????????????

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>>159233430
Bulba opens his heart for anyone to stab it, as many times as they want

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>>159233909
Servers are ded honey

>>159233909
dota is kill right now

>>159233909
>discussing a game instead of playing it
literally why

>>159233998
Are these supposed to be the horns of a demon who keeps picking at them like some people do to their fingernail area?

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Why is sing playing vs bots?

>>159234428
It is the only winning move

>>159234428
https://steamstat.us/

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>pic

https://steamstat.us/ still says dota is down though

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>One day off every week to play dota
>Servers are down

>>159234428
he's bad at dota

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why do people pick support hero's when there gonna do zero supporting in the entire game

my last game someone picked dazzle and didn't even buy a single fucking ward or courier in the entire game

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>>159234487
Well, shit

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It's up. I just joined a game

>>159234487
>we'll ddos all day
>hurr now we stopped
>implying this wasn't steam just shitting itself like usual
why do people fall for this crap?

>>159234638
>my mom is the same age as gaben

Should i get the anime AM?

>dying to bots
new low for shit-shit

>>159234762
yeah it gives you +3 to base agi

Patch?

>>159234678
they prolly got board

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>>159234487

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I almost lost to medium bots as Jakiro.

>>159234467
That's fucking adorable

Any guesses for treasure 3?

I expect extremely rare and very rare to be some CM/pudge/OD

>>159234669
not here

>>159234916
ehhh, you don't really get bored of running a server process in the background. my guess is it wasn't as effective as they would have liked or countermeasures were starting to work, and they wanted to quit now and save face.

Can anyone defeat Faceless?

>>159235136
betcha they wanted to play dota xD

>>159235136
>Dota is down
>But league is up
really makes u think....

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Region lock when?

>>159235087
My guess is one of them will be ok and the rest will be shitposting fuel

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>Envy pulled NP out of dreamleague because they were losing

How can people take that autist seriously

>>159235087
6 Juggernaut sets and an ultra rare Sven sword

>want to buy a cheap cosmetic
>it's dropping in price
>can't buy it till it stagnates

Life is hard

>>159234623
What MMR?

>>159235351
man maybe he should've picked a hero that wasn't shitty lol

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Rate my Treant loadout dotards

>>159235536
Nice goblin man

arcana rework when?

>buying all the individual pieces of a set costs less than buying the entire set as a bundle
lol nice game dotards

>>159235667
check the anime AM set

the bundle is cheaper than piece by piece for some reason, it never happens

>Sing still playing bots when the coordinator is up

>>159235351
as if losing isn't good practice too? lol

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>>159235536
dendrophilia/10

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h-hot...

>LSOING RAX TO BOTS
LUL

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Feels good not to be a SingSing tard.

>>159235762
he's retired man give him a break

eu ESC vs. ru VP LIVE 4
us coL vs. us DC LIVE 1
gr AF vs. ru Vega

>All three played simultanously because of LE DDOS HAX IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR neet virgin faggots thought it was LE EPIK to ddos servers

>game coordinator down again

i honestly fucking hate valve

maybe they should dip into gabe the fat retards mcchicken fund to get some protection against ddos

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>mfw I did the math and assuming 25 mmr per game I've gained a positive total of 3325 mmr since I calibrated

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GOD DAMN YES, baconcpk at moonduck. He was a god caster back in the HoN era

kill yourselves you stupid fucks

>>159236316
If you get as much as 25 mmr per day it's gonna take only 5 months for the average 3k shitter to reach 7k

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pudge in bot match is actually a pretty good way to let off steam from 3k pubs

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>>159236397
have a good day brother

>Valve can't afford Dota servers anymore.
Where were you when Dota 2 died?

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So this is the power of anime...

>>159236495
shut the fuck up retard

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>>159236397
And good day to you too anon.

>>159236451
even with a winrate of 55% that would mean 10 games every day

>>159236583
NP will win the major
prove me wrong

whats going of with game coordinator? is he ok?

patch?

>>159236643
me on the right

>>159236689
perhaps if you have 55% winrate in ranked you're not meant to climb too quickly

>>159236451
>G-guys it's only take playing 10h a day with a really high winrrate to go from 4k to 7k mmr for half a year.
>t-thats nothing! MMR is totally not inflated.

>>159236643
i said shut the fuck up retard

>>159236023
holy shit fogged is so brown

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>DC vs Col
is it even possible to lose to Swindle?

sunsfan is the real presidente. you realize that, right?

>>159236643
how big are their feminine penises?

dead game dead thread

>>159236841
but if you have a 55% winrate in ranked you do climb very quickly

waah waah I can't climb team mates waah waaah enemy always better waah waah
Ever stop and think that maybe you are a fucking shit player

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>mfw riot listens to the gooks and buffs PA again

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>>159236996
You spend too much time on /v/ anon.

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>>159236643
>mfw reporting your post caused the webm to close and I had to manually unhide it to watch it till the end

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>>159237002
?

no it isn't

>>159237103
so 8 inches?

>>159236845
Im a retard that memes half the ranked games at 4k and i still manage to have 70% winrate

What's your excuse?

>>159237006
If you play 400games with 55% winrate you get only 500mmr, and what autist plays 13~ games a day

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Are we Yuri now?

>>159237006
lets say you play 100 games
you will win 55
that's net 5 games, thats 125mmr for 100 games

mmr climb is not fast you dipshit

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>>159237239
yes

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what if valve finally fix Lina and Drow's AA animation?

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>>159237141
>announcing reports

I thought I was only watching team NP ironically but after realizing that I watch them more than any other team I think they might genuinely be my favorite team.

>>159237061

i cant climb because THE GAME COORDINATOR IS FUCKING DOWN

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>>159237269
Reminder that Valve has literally rigged the MMR system so that only Streamers, pros and extreme no lifers has a chance getting a high MMR.
This is all to keep the illusion that pros/streamers are way better than the regular players so the game will look more competitive than it is.

>steam is down still

holy fuck volvo get it together

>>159237324
lol you justl ove flaunting how much of a shitter you are don't you?

>>159237269
even at just 2-3 games a day which is very reasonable and doesn't require tryhard dedication that's still over a thousand in a year.
and don't forget that's steady climb, anyone can gain 125mmr in a day and drop it the next day. it's difference comparing a long term average rise like that.

>>159237408
They're only a good team in the context that how unbelievably fucking STUPID they are. They literally went to Rosh without TPs when enemy Luna was pushing and lsot two raxes for fucking ROSH at 50 minutes.

They're like C9. You know their games will be incredible shitshows of lowest of skill always.

I like this moonduckTV stream

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is it possible to bind TA trap detonation in a way that it detonates the trap nearest my cursor rather than my hero?

maelk is too based. who is he really?
>that sleeve
>that hint of a mysterious night life

>>159237269
why would you WANT to climb mmr fast? you realise you're at your mmr because it's your skill level, right? if you suddenly shoot up mmr you're going to lose a bunch of games and go back to your original mmr. just get better at the game and eventually your mmr will increase

>>159237191
>70% winrate
You either:
>played very few ranked games (thus will climb out of 4k and stabilize near 50-58% winrate)
>don't solo queue a lot
or just a plain liar.

>>159237725
Just download TA scripts.

I WANNA PLAAAAAAAAAY

Guys please help. How do I craft a reddit post to maximise viewers for my stream?

>>159237825

check your reading comprehension anon

how long has the coordinator been down I just launched the game and it's not working should I wait or not

>>159237969
just say youre a cancer patient with aids collecting money for charity

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>>159237801
He also knows what soe is like on the inside

>>159238083
>tfw

>5 fps in client
>15 fps in game
>"timed out" every few minutes
>random screen freeze
What's happening to my game?

>>159238065
I's been down since this morning

>>159238151
not true I played this morning

>>159238134
nothing, its just the normal dota experience ever since they added 6 billion useless extra particles to the game

>people who discuss cosmetics more than they play

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>>159237239
>>159237282
>/u/ posting without me

No you don't

Bulba kicked LOL

>>159230756
Can't even play, nigga.

>>159238083
>male and female appear in a photograph together
>this means they had sex and everyone else who has ever even thought of the girl is now a cuck

why do i go here even as little as i do

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2 FUCKING SOON DRMEALGUE

>UBLBA SUPPORT

>>159238134
well, when that happened to me this morning it was because discord had stuck on an update. killing the discord process brought me from 9fps to 80fps.

after the game i restarted discord and everything ran fine.

>>159235536

oy vey

>>159237937
I wanna kill myself

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>>159238403
Maelk and soe dated for like a year, everyone knows that.

>>159238168
In eu? I woke up at 10 and it was down. Not sure if you can call that morning really but it's been a while.

>>159238461
they arent dating anymore?

>>159238083
>implying maelk isn't a massive cuck

JERAX AND FATA CONFIRMED FOR LIQUID SHOTCALLERS

>>159238461
Did they fug?

>>159237493
even rtz said drow sucks

fuck off

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>>159238328

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>>159235536
No emberbark/10

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>>159238554
yes i fucked her in the titties!!!

t. malek

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Servers back at SAMerica.

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Puppey kicked Misery and w33

>>159235536
>hahahah long nose jew goy ovey jewman
fuck off to /pol/ you underaged loser

>>159238743
I meant the girls fagtron.

>>159238463
yeah eu I played 8-12
anyway it's back up now

>>159238572
>le albanian niggermusic man
>good
???

>>159238812
Ok i was talking about morning in USA. So your morning is like 5(?) Hours earlier

>>159238572
And how many TIs or Majors has RTZ won that his opinion would be relevant at all?

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>>159238527
Nah, that's been over for over a year.

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>>159238805
found the jew

>>159238572
Isn't that the faggot that took it to the ass in every big LAN

>>159238978
7-10

>>159239000
>n0tail wins 2 majors
>shit play
>no brain

really makes you think..

>>159239014
i wonder if she wants a 21 year old norwegian 5k mmr bodybuilder

>>159238772
No one cares taconigger

>>159239081
Still more relevant than RTZ ever was, RTZ will ever be. Only Twitch shitters think he is important player

RTZkeks on hospice care program

>>159239106
no one fucking wants you tor you're gonna be alone forever

YEESS DOTA IS BACK AND MY LOSE DIDNT COUNT

>>159239196
RTZ in his prime was 10 times better than n0tail

>>159239106
I don't think she's interested in manlets 7 years younger than her no

>>159239413
post date or lying.

>>159239185
wow, rude

>>159239338
>RTZ
Caring about a nobody.

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nice stream dotards

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Tip top tier scene dotards

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Why is everyone hating on Bulba and Notail what is going on

>RADIOCAST @ ELIMINATION MODE
lul

>>159239342
are you talking about yourself? Im 187cm

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>>159239413
>Speak English
>Get reported

When your good boy score is as low as mine every game is like LP, not necessarily bad, just in the fact that nothing really matters and everything could work.

>w-why is LoL more popular than Dota?
There's still people that wonders why LoL is the superior game when the Dota servers are always down.

>>159239485
>opoora

>>159239485
.>opera in 2016

>>159239238
haha vær grei med Tor han trenger også kjærlighet

>>159239556
When the average for your country is lower 180's that's hardly an achievement senpai

>tfw 194 cm

Battlerite is way more fun than dota
t. 5k hours in dota nigger

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>>159239485
>using a Chinese botnet browser

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>DC getting stomped by NP and CoL

g-g-uys?

>>159239715
im indonesian and im 187cm, the average height here is like 160cm for males not kidding

>>159239650
>>159239626
>>159239821
Opera is literally the best browser currently. Both Chrome and Firefox sucks ass nowadays.

>>159239821
I'll take it over the Google botnet browser.

Don't forget to cheer on our guys(Waga) CoL!

>>159240012
lol
coL has never been our guys

>>159240036
>>>/pol/

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>>159239821
I'd rather suck chink dick than google overlord dick. Besides this the based chinks do pick sniper, troll and pugna.

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>>159239823
Me right now, pic related.

Fnatic stopped being our guys btw

>>159240036
>The largest demographic is white
>Le 60% face

>>159240229
still like 75% of the electorate

>>159239715
was not supposed to be an achievement but sure change subject, im sure your 194cm looks great on an virgin orbiter

So is weaver finally meta now?

>>159239014
Is that a boy or girl on the left?

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http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sp8rt7
>Personally I watch a lot of the opponent replays and study a lot about their draft/play
And then I pick Sven for aui and hope he can carry.

Does he think LANs are going to want him if he's going to blow them off like this? Fucking retard/

>>159240431
it's a goy

Who is gorgc?

>>159240603
why does envy whine about ping so much

>>159240603
What was EE thinking?

>>159240603
A shit team with retarded decisions

>team goes offmeta for 2 seconds
>gets btfo
Name the team

>>159240801
Dota 2 has an even more forced meta than LoL right now.

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>>159240603

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saving strats

>>159240603
>A lot of time in spent is preparing for these matches
??? so just don't spend the time and win the games through superior play rather than gimmicks??

>sniper picked
based.

>coL is bad

>DC LOSING TO FUCKING CANCEL

AHAHAHAH

>>159241281
>dc is good

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>DC losing to Col
someone won't be able to walk tomorrow morning

>Watching esports when sing is streaming

?