/owg/ - Overwatch General

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“Hey soldier, I think you’ve got the wrong door, the leather club’s two blocks down.”

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posting best girl

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Jesse McCree

So Sombra is Zarya's friend or some shit?

>2 completely retarded teams in a row
I want to die

>>159218912
Me too. I'm never playing comp on Friday ever again.

>hanzo instalock
>reaper starts sperging out asking him to switch
>hanzo: why does everyone doubt hanzo
>koreans start yelling at him to switch
>team falling apart before any action can even happen
>he does nothing, as predicted
>doesn't change until they've taken 2 points already

>first game of the day
>genji, tracer, mei, hanzo, mccree on defence
>bastion, widow, hanzo, pharah, soldier on attack
>no healers
>no tanks

What the fuck do you pick in this situation?

I tried Zarya but, Reinhardt seemed to work better.

>>159219008
My first team couldnt group up at all
Just refused to go in even in two's, people went in one by one to die horribly.
The second team had all 3 snipers on defence and i nearly killed myself

>>159218878

She is an associate of Reaper.

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Hana.

>>159219094
>Doesn't have a reinhardt in any map for both defense and attack

I mean with no healers its not really your fault

>>159219094
You go whatever the fuck you want because the team clearly didn't care enough anyway.

>>159218912
Make it 3

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Smelliest and worst couple, by a large margin.

>>159219304
What happened now anon? It can't be worse than the 3 snipers can it?

>>159219343
Thankfully not, just an inability to push again.
Nobody responds to anything in chat and even the super obvious LETS BREAK IT DOWN doesnt encourage anyone to go forward

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>Play Reaper
>Get hooked out of ghost form even though I clearly pressed shift before the hook got to me
>Get killed by a random junkrat grenade despite having pressed shift before walking onto it
>Get killed by a faggot tracer out of nowhere EVEN THOUGH I FUCKING PRESSED SHIFT THE MOMENT BEFORE SHE STARTED SHOOTING
I
WANT
TO
DIE

>>159219265

Reinhardt is very difficult to use on gold because they often just ignore the shield.

You can plant yourself on the chokepoint completely stationary and they'll go right through it to fight further down and if you follow them, you obviously get overwhelmed.

>>159219417
It's time to stop queuing I think. You can't outheal stupidity.

what makes the game decide which hero to auto pick for you when you first load into game

is there a way to make it stop auto picking phara

everytime I see her I can't concentrate on the game and need to take a break to fap

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How can other waifus even compete?

>>159219008
but it's thursday

>>159211510
Fucking robot-hugging reddit faggots thinking that omnics have souls and shit

Lets see how much of that soul is left when the robot apocalypse comes

Anyone want to play comp with me a little later?
Currently sitting in 2800 and I really want to get to Diamond.
I'm in NA btw.

>>159219334
But that's not your OTP, anon.

>>159219460
>I WAS IN ALPHA!

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>>159212723
>You are cumming in me, dead or alive!

What did she mean by this?

>>159220769
sombra

>One of those days where I feel like I'm barely doing anything on Lucio/Zen/Ana but I shoot up 100 rank to 3650 SR anyways

feels carried, man

Pretty sure teammates in competitive aren't random at all and the game builds teams to get you to the rank it believes you deserve.

These enormous winning and losing streaks while playing exactly the same are too unlikely.

>>159221656
Literally every single competitive game on the planet has people saying something like this. Must be a conspiracy. Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

>>159219460
>play reaper on 20 ping
>pop wraith form
>animations trigger and all the ui effects as well
>still get hooked a full second into wraith form
>eat a roadhog combo and die
t-thanks Blizz

bonus round
>get hit by ana dart
>take a biotic grenade, a pharah rocket and soldier rounds for a full half a second before my hero even starts to wake up

>>159220769
You're going to cum, you're going to cum, you're going to cum dead or alive.

hoh

>>159225940
well, the t. literally means regards so terveiset would be more appropriate, right?

regards, romance language pro

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French spiders

>>159219460
Death becomes (You)

>>159218912
If the result is the same with two different teams, maybe the team is not to blame.

Who is the common factor in both ?

Reposting it since it was @ end. I've been tracking my progress this Season. Looks like I'm gonna make it to Masters boys

>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tDw_3A98R8mPBt7WRFlL0eFzIqCS8rS6wm-oF5eXQMw/edit#gid=0

Does anyone think something like this would be helpful on sites like MasterOverwatch? Showing you:

• How many games, on average based on your past performance, it will take you to get to your next rank
• Using statistical analysis to determine what rank you will be at the end of the Season if you keep playing like you have been
• How many wins you need to get to your next rank

>>159211830
>leather club
>not country club

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>>159211510
Remember to vote for your Waifu/Husbando

http://www.strawpoll.me/11556646

>>159226023
No because it refers to yourself, I meant regards to a third party.

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>comp
>someone instalocks widow
>she does jack shit
>our grand master hanzo threatening to dox her

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Will the loot-boxes you earn before the xmas event turn into xmas loot-boxes? I am debating if I should horde them.

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>>159219210
Hana Tied.

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I love Hana.

>>159226093
>Who is the common factor in both ?
that shitter who clicked "Prefer player" in hope of getting carried

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*winkyface*

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Can someone explain why Widow's origin skin is a giant plug hair and why Pharah's is made of playdoh?

>>159226118
Oh alright, I stand corrected then

thank you for your help pekka

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How good are Soldier/D.va on PTR?

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Thicc spider.

>>159226136
No

>>159226169
She's a Na'vi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8IRIYBSnk

>>159222186
>t-thanks Blizz
That has nothing to do with the blundering of blizz

Internet games are always gonna have lag and what happens on your screen isn't what happens on theirs

>bonus round
There's a window when you're hit with the dart you can't be woken up by anything yet so to actually give people a moment to stop shooting you and waking you up accidentally, you probably get hit during part of that. It's not perfect but it's already an extremely broken CC as it is. And I'll glad say it's like Ana has two ults to be honest, I win so many games because of sleep dart...and lose them too.

>>159226204
>widow with big tits

get it away

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So I had someone call me out for being terrible for the first time recently and I'd like to know if his anger is justified and I really am that bad

>Play quick play, I've never played ranked
>Be lucio
>Generally stay towards the back of the team since I don't want to get picked off easily
>guy starts yelling at me telling me to charge the point, even though nobody else is pushing
>says something about me doing nothing but shooting from 300 yards away
>the next round he switches to mei and just builds ice walls to block our team the whole round
Am I really supposed to initiate the push as lucio? I mean sure I can speed boost us in but I sure shouldn't be the one in front. This is why I don't want to ever play ranked.

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Future meme ship.

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tfw you're the odd one out in the streamstack

I ripped this image from moon's stream from yesterday so yes, I'm the one not in the stack

>>159226206
Okay thanks guess I will wait until then.

>>159226059
her legs are so detailed

>>159226136
We've been through this a million times, here goes 1.000.001:
-loot box contents are generated at the moment you get them. It doesn't matter when you open a box, you'll still get the same content
-event boxes can only be optained during the even. Same rules apply: content is generated when you get them, doesn't matter when you open them.

filthy dumb hoarder, skinfag scum

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Cutest and best pairing

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>pick X class
>someone else picks X
>...then third
>...
>suddenly all are class X

This is getting more common than it should be

>>159226309
Well psychopaths attract each other.

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>>159226230
Big tits are an important part of breeding, anon.

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What players teabag the most ingame?

>tfw you lose to a meme stack in QP

Is there a worse feeling in this game.

>>159211830
>not retirement home

>>159226314
Reason 64 why I dont play Quick Play.

Fuck new characters.

A new character isn't going to make the long stale games modes any more fun. New game modes are more important.

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>>159226143
I want my own tied up hana.

>>159226240
>Generally stay towards the back of the team since I don't want to get picked off easily
You should pick zenyatta instead then
With lucio, you should always be leading your team to the objectives
Sticking with them so everyone can benefit from your aura

your playtime on him = your total objective time

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What is objectively the best skin in the game and why is it nomad?

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>>159226059
Why are her hair amplifier cords?

>>159226276
Not everyone religiously stays in this general. And I was just saying it since I just got promoted.

>>159226314
>leave game
Problem solved.

>>159226412
nomad and it's variation are garbage, also seems to be a shitter magnet because every genji using it is garbage.

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post evil mercy

>>159226412
>spams memes
>uses shit skin on a shit hero

pottery

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>>159226496
Mommy is never evil, she just has weird phases.

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>play roadhog
>mfw eating shitty Zens for breakfast

>>159226412
Why would you want to play as a sand nigger?

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What crosshair and color do you mainly use?

Let's see if this corresponds to rank too.

>>159226392
They have a brawl for that.
And yeah, new characters change the meta a lot. Ana alone made ults less of a problem because of her sleep dart.

>>159226412
Taegukgi with golderino cannons

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>>159226150
>they are working on adding new lines for when D.Va block ults with her DM

I hope it's going to be something really obnoxious and rage inducing. Preferably specific for each ult.

>>159226551
This.
I hate sand.

>>159226539
I learned to love Roadhog last month because I wanted to try my Legendary skin.
So much fun to pull a Reinhard or a Healer from behind

>>159226059
Is it worth keeping this skin to sell it later?

>>159226569
Big crosshair
No bloom
White
3560 sr

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>>159226496

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>>159226362
>no game will ever have teabagging as satisfying as in the Halo games

>>159226595
Bruh, dont be racist against Sand. Sand is pretty cool.

>>159226569
green dot
3650

My friend told me he had an app on his phone that told you what skill level you were for each individual hero (e.g. hanzo platinum grade 1, zarya gold grade 4, etc.).

Does anyone know what the name of this app?

>>159226572
Only certain Ults, cancer Ults like that pile of shit Mei don't give a fuck about Sleep Dart

>>159226569
green dot
~2750

>>159226486
>>159226517

t. literal shit taste

I bet you think Noire and basic soldier skins look good.

>>159226647
teabagging as hog or mei is pretty damn good

>>159226569
2300 gold shitter
green dot

>>159226663
No, I hate sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

>>159226673
Sleep darting a Mei, even when she did her ult, stop her from getting headshots.

I dont get why her ice do not have a short distance though. Being a pro Melee and Sniper is pretty bad.

>>159226569
Short crosshairs, yellow.

Its the closest I can get to small yellow cross I used in quake and tf2 for years. Also 3664

>>159226687
Noire is shit.
Bone for s76 is his best skin so yes.

Sombra is tomorrow! Who here is going to Blizzcon? Take pictures and post them here please.

>>159226647
>teabagging at all

Literally children

>>159226551

Because some people are elevated above primitive tribalistic instincts which refer to objects as parts of their social reference groups rather than individually, in this case arabic designs = muh terrorism. I take it that you are an American.

>Harambe meme name
>South American accent
>GEE WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE
>raging over voice about bad team
>he's over extending and dying
This is the third South American faggot that unironically does something involving "Harambe". Is this just me?

>>159226768
I'm in a inuit village, and cant play Overwatch for 3 weeks. So I'll get the info tomorrow morning.

>>159226768
>Sombra is tomorrow!
please don't get your hopes up.
>Who here is going to Blizzcon? Take pictures and post them here please.
I think you can watch the main panels without a virtual ticket, though I could be wrong.

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First Strike will reveal 76 as one of the homosexual characters.

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I didn't play for a whole day after the amomentincrime incident, I was too annoyed and hated blizz

But I crawled back...still going to talk shit and try to get people to see blizz is abusing their juggernaut status to take advantage of all of us.

6 months and 1 map and 1 new hero and 2 temporary minigames that could take a kid 1 day to make

BUT TONS OF SHITTY TRINKETS TO SELL YOU OF COURSE LOL, PLENTY OF TIME TO MAKE THAT GARBAGE

>>159226569
Magenta dot for Zarya, magenta short crosshair for everyone else
3300SR

>>159226893
Stop saying this shit. It wont happen.

>>159226814
>I take it that you are an American.

Not really I'm a Europoor but thanks for responding to my edgy comment

>>159226794
Yeah, real mens spray tag Well Played on the ground. Or sorry if you are Mei.

what should i change my battletag to
i have the most time in roadhog, junkrat, and 76

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>play comp with a friend
>this master guy gets assigned to our team
>instalocks zarya
>never see him being high energy
>he blows his first graviton at an escaping solo mei but can't kill her because muh iceblock
>uses his second graviton after 3 of our teammates are dead, 2 are retreating so he dies alone
>doesn't bubble supports once
>"you diamond shits can't do anything"
>check his profile
>over 50 hours on reaper and less than an hour on zarya

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>>159211830

>>159226737
Mei's current state and Ana should tell you Blizzard has no idea how to balance. It's almost like they are purposefully shit at it. The game is more unfun now than it was when Widow and McMeme were broken.

>>159226758
>Bone for s76 is his best skin so yes.

That's now how you spell Commando: 76

>>159226935
Denial will only make it worse if you don't want it to happen, it is.

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>>159226864
What else is there to reveal tomorrow? Remember there's a "what's new" panel.

>>159226768
The opening ceremony is free to watch and there's bound to be people streaming everything else

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>>159226581
My nigga.

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So at what time the fucking Blizzcon starts? or that's tomorrow?

I'm jusr getting tired of waiting for those fucking jews to give Sombra and more content for Overwatch. Also I just wanna see Blueberry goddess already so I can masturbate at least 4 times a day until my balls hurt.

>>159226908
Things could change. We get info on new heroes, maps, brawls, and gameplay features tomorrow.

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>he mains genji
>4 dragonblade kills
>3 dragonblades

>>159226961
Please tell me that there is a SFM version of Van Darkholme skits with Overwatch characters

>>159227004
WE GOT 3 HEROES AND A MAP LAST YEAR BLIZZ PLS

>>159226947
>implying I do anything at all when winning a firefight

Ever heard of being a graceful winner?

Is the only way to get Bastion's Blizzcon skin through buying a 40$ virtual ticket?

Or will they be in code form I can buy on ebay?

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Sombra is cute. CUTE!

>>159227004
I was thinking you meant she would come out, I think she will be revealed but that's it.

Sombra will be reveled tomorrow at Blizzcon at 2PM EST.

They will also be showing off a new map & the new social systems coming early next year.

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>>159227052
Opening ceremony is in 27 hours and the Overwatch "What's New" panel is a couple hours after that.

>>159227148
>social systems

the fuck does that mean

>>159226569
short crosshair
green/yellow depending on the map

three different top 500 accounts

been trying out dot but it's too small and i lose track of it. people say it's better for headshotting apparently?

>>159227110
It's good sport. If I get 3-4 kills, I emote my voice line "Ahhh this old dog still know a few tricks!"
Or Global chat a ":)" when I get a good push off Lucio.

>>159227045
Wow I didn't know D.Va was so cute.

>>159227193
New chat, report system, friend list etc.

>>159227148
but the panel description says maps and heroes implying more than one.

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>>159226614
>So much fun to pull a Reinhard or a Healer from behind
You sound like a real bully, anon.

>>159227141
>transparent legs

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>>159227045
The cutest.

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>>159227201
Eloboost me senpai.

what is the high skill counter to genji

because it's not winston

>>159227141
Is she supposed to be one of those people with no limbs?

>>159227287
getting a lucky dart off as ana
mei

>>159227287
"Woah there"

>>159227287
McCree

>>159227237
Completely different from teabagging.

The game would be better if it had soft counter instead of hard counter so everyone can have the chance to kill everyone.

>>159227141
I want a footjob from sombra!

>>159227201
I like dot because I can actually see how close I am to the head etc instead of guessing which I sometimes have to do with the crosshairs

I also don't know what you mean about losing the crosshair because it stays in the same place on your screen

>>159226569
green dot/green standard xhair (+ with a gap)
floating between 3800-4000

>>159227141
What the fuck, her legs aren't transparent

They're shiny ass pants god damn this fanbase

>>159226095
They can't show you the number of wins to rank up since it's variable
I have under 50% winrate but I still have climbed 1k sr this season because I'm literally always on the underdog team

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>>159227251
I'm a walking hug machine.

>>159227362
it pretty much does function like that since everyone sticks together in the current meta.

>>159227394
Actually we can calculate that pretty easily, barring any crazy streaking of course.

>>159226965
Mei is fine and you are bad if you think otherwise.

Ana is pretty nuts though.

>>159227381
> shiny ass pants that go into her fucking feet

>>159227004
It is certainly possible that they have something extra alongside Sombra. Then again, they probably don't. We'll see.

you can still buy seasonal crates right?

>>159227045
>>159227263
What the fuck are the cuffs she's wearing? I've always wondered

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>>159227250
I'm just assuming they'll also talk some about Ana and Eichenwalde since I don't feel like getting my hopes up. Especially since Ana is at the center of the Blizzcon poster.

>>159227085
Probably not, at least not according to youtube.

>>159227504
They're super cool future pants I don't gotta explain shit

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>log onto Overwatch after a break
>see this
The fuck is this shit?

Is it just Bastion?

Do I have to go to Blizzcon to get this shit?

What the fuck Blizzard.

>>159227478
>Mei is fine

t. Mei player

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>>159227396
>easter costume of Roadhog with pink Bunny ears, in a pink bunny pyjamas. Drinking from a easter egg and his hook is a basket for the eggs.

I want it.

>>159227547
She uses it to call her meka in.

>>159226309
whats the appeal?

>>159227625
it is just a bastion skin, you can get it for 40 dollars

>>159226569
Small crosshair
No bloom
Green
3800

>>159227625
Pretty sure you can also buy a Blizzard Virtual Ticket™, goyim.

>>159227287
mccree

>>159227686
Opposites attract. Visually complement each other. The latter is purely subjective like with most pairings, of course.

>>159227743
>40 dollars
Wow, thanks Blizzard.

>>159227767
Is it just the virtual ticket or do I have to get the goody bag too?
They seem like separate items on the Blizzard store.

So you need a virtual ticket to watch the event? Can't someone with a ticket just stream it?

>>159227790
this is a meme to justify low standards

>>159227869
They could get sued, but yes, they could.

>>159227869
IIRC a lot of people do that. Streams get taken down fast but there are always 20 other you can watch.

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>>159226314
>trying to get PotG with every character, just as a personal achievement
>stuck on Zarya (everyone steals her play)
>using her every game
>a friend decides to use her in a random match
>oh well I'm still using her because I want that PotG
>a third Zarya pops up
>fourth
>everyone is Zarya

I shouldn't be mad, it's my fault

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streetswine or pavementpig

>>159227861
It's part of the same low low price deal my friend! Only for 40 units of a first world currency of choice!

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SOMBRA?

>>159227878
>this is a meme
What is?
Liking specific pairings or not liking any at all and feeling smug about that is all a matter of personal taste and I hope you realize that.

>>159227638
I just understand the game man, I've been playing games a long time and understand balance and what needs fixing and what doesn't, I have like a 95% correct record with calling this stuff.

Mei is already going to see less play when the new patch hits due to the 40% extra charge rate she'll need.

will anything cool happen at blizzcon?

are we ready for the inevitably poorly acted sombra hacking routine?

>>159227976
Autobahn Boar

>>159227983
The fact that I'm even considering this is depressing me.

>>159228031
IS CUTE

>>159226569
Depends on the hero, but it's usually short crosshair
Some are red, some are green, some are white

2751 I hate this fucking game

>>159228075
Buy it and stream the event for us

:^)

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>>159227241
She just is.

>>159228063
It'll be even worse

They hired someone that can do both the voice and the role in person and she'll come out in cosplay to be stupid and lame and "in character" but it'll just come off as cringe

>>159226192
Jesus, instant diamonds. any source?

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>>159228031
BLIZZCON?

>>159228031
you're a big hacker

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Requests?

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>>159227547
Her design was clearly ripped off of Asuka.

>>159228141
If I buy it, I probably won't even watch it. Wouldn't even know how to set up a stream so I can get my b.net account banned.

>>159227110
>not bming all the time to tilt the enemy

>>159228050
Her Ult is part of the problem, but that doesn't stop her from slowing the game down to a crawl when shes present.

>>159226569
Green dot.
Jumping around 2600-2900 all the time.

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>>159228235
Zarya in a dress

>>159228235
porn of your drawn characters, still waiting

>>159228235
Sombra making Bastion uncomfortable.

>>159228031
One more day my tiny hacking retard

>>159228235
Mei with huge ass and tits

>>159228235
junkenstien laughing

If they make their presentation like it's gonna be hacked by sombra it's going to be the cringiest shit.

>>159228235
loli pharah

>>159228235
sombra footjob

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>>159228163
>Her get up is full of lights like pic related
>Only it overheats like they tend to do
>She catches on fire
>Nobody was prepared
>Runs around screaming and dies in front of everyone

Are you excited for Blizzcon?

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>>159228357

>>159228235
Pharah with her raindancer/thunderbird pigtails

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>>159228357

>>159228402
this

>>159228294
It will be useful for reasons.

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>>159228241
I always thought Hana was Shinji after the hormone therapy

>>159228443
T H I C C

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>>159228235
Can you?

>>159228443
I was hoping to not have to see that again for a while.

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Jack, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day getting headshoted as Genji. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any play of the game? I mean, I guess it’s fun blocking other peoples line of shoot with Mei because of your own lack of skills, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse than grabbing Junkrat’s tire as Roadhog.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was leader of the old Overwatch team, and came back from the deads. What did you came from, beside from the “D.Va with a big ass” fanclub? I also get straight headshots, and have a banging hot medic (She just resurrected me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just ragequit. Thanks for listening.

When was the last time you saw a potg other than genji, owg?

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>>159228235
Draw the cutest and best pairing

>>159228314
This so much.

>>159228567
line-of-sight, not shoot

>>159228443
THICKER

>>159228235
How about Bastion carrying D.va on his shoulders and they are chasing some random bad guys

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>>159228523
>Ohhhh noooo

>>159227201
>i lose track of it
How can you lose something that's literally middle of your screen all the time?

>>159228567
>grabbing Junkrat’s tire as Roadhog.
wait
you can do this?

>>159228713
Yes. You can also grab D.Va's MEKA when it blows jp.

>>159228572
Saw a Lucio get one for booping three people off the point on Nepal sanctum.

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There was some amusing posts yesterday about what Widowmaker's exchanges would be with Gerard if he turns out to be alive/gets resurrected. Feel free to contribute

>I never stopped loving you, Gerard.
>I find that hard to believe, monster.
>I'm still your wife...
>My wife is dead.


>Overwatch is gone...we can be together.
>Die, monster, you don't belong in this world.

On killing her
>Why...why won't you love me?

Spawn together
>We were always good partners, Gerard.
>Amelie was my partner, creature. You're just a weapon, a thing, you'll never be more than that.

>Crime passionnel, amoureux?
>You're not worth my time, let alone my feelings.

>>159228713
You can combo it, even

Even when you hook it you actually stand a pretty good chance of surviving the explosion

I cant wait for waifufags to move onto the next game so we can get some actual serious discussion about game balance, map balance, and the game as a whole in here. It's honestly disgusting too how lopsided the favoritism is towards the female waifus too. Male waifus deserve just as much love if not more just due to how many there are, surely if one logically thinks about it just due to she sheer number of flavors to pick from you'd get more people showing waifutism towards them but no. This only really can be attributed towards the alt right from /pol/ infesting every board known to man and trying to make things a safe space for the "straight white male." I know there are waifufags here for males though, so please, let your voices be heard. Let us hear for all of the winston lovers, the junkrat lovers, and the lucio lovers here, please. Also if you're going to Blizzcon PLEASE tell Blizzard to make lewd skins for them, ESPECIALLY Lucio. Thanks.

>>159228782
Naturally, it seems the potg values environmental kills.

I've seen as little as 2 in the potg

>>159228794
lol didnt read

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>>159228494
It might be good sir.That and ever since lurking /fit/ I wouldn't mind a snusnu scenario.

>>159226583
they probably will be specific
they already added voicelines for each character when they get nanoboosted

>>159226569
default everything

3900

>>159228785
>All she does is love him
>He hates her

Love it, what a horrible fate for the two of them.

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Jesse McCree is the only one for me! Here are five facts for your degree in McCree!

1. He's the cutest a cowboy can be!
2. He's the greatest you ever did see!
3. Jesse was born in the land of the free!
4. There's no one in overwatch cuter then he!

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Reminder that Widowmaker is Sombra's bitch.
>"This one belongs to Sombra"

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>genji gets two dragonblade kills, tbags and sprays
> gets play of the game

>>159228713
Had a Roadhog who did the old hook off a cliff to one once.

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>>159228782
Good times to be alive when this happen. Triple Booping a team on Nepal is great.

>>159228875
They must be the most heavily weighted kills. I only booped one person off and did a little healing and it got potg

>>159228793
One match Junkrat's tire always managed to show up right in front of my target. I hooked that fucking thing 3 times and died instantly every time.

I wished a Winston was on out team just spamming "How embarassing" every time he looked at me. I deserved it so much.

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The further away we get from Halloween, the funnier D.Va's "HEPPI HALLOWEEN" voice line gets

Its gonna be Christmas and I'm gonna still be using it

>>159228908
>be D.va
>YOU BETTER GET OUT OF THE WAY
>LETS MOVE IT PEOPLE
>everything becomes a blur
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGprThdvMNY

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so i'm a platbab

is communication the key to getting out? yelling at and herding my teammates until we have a semi-workable composition, and some small degree of collective awareness and coordination?

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>>159228294
FINE

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I want to FUCK that frog

>>159228991
So it was actually Sombra who broke Amelies mind and brainwashed her with hardcore lesbian rape? Nice.

>>159228991
>Sombra is the one who programmed Widowmaker

ruh roh

>>159229102
yes, but be nice about it and dont state the obvious
also some games you just cant win

>>159228785
>inb4 he doesn't care
Gerard was such a G they had to get the only person he trusted to frag him

>>159228991
The fuck's this?

>>159229102
Pretty much. You can't depend on individual skill in plat so the team that can pulls their shit together the most seems to win the majority of the time.

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>>159229119
Thanks m8

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Time to start drinking all weekend and ponder where it all went wrong for me.

>>159229095
>Pumpkin Reaper will actually fit Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpvdAJYvofI

>>159229249
>He doesn't care
How would you play off their interactions if that's the case? Give an example or two.

>>159229294
> he's a bastion main

LOL

>>159228794
>Male waifus

>>159229362
Bastion need a buff.

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Do you think Reaper's EDGE is embarrassing for Sombra?

>>159229102
Just act like Gunnery Sgt. Hartman
The more they hate you the more they will learn

@159228794
I get this is bait but atleast say husbando it's more subtle

>>159229102
You can try, but most of the time your team won't listen
The number of times I've said "don't overextend", "we need to take high ground", or "we need someone to watch the flank" only to have someone say "yeah" and then fuck off to whatever they were doing before is way too many

>>159228894
Snu Snu? No. A date scene in a fancy bar? Yes.

>>159228979
He's back! Our wayward son is back!

>>159229436
she's gonna be reaper 2, look at her fucking outfit

>>159229493
Ayyyy how you doing today? I appreciate what you were able to make last night.

>>159229119
Now that's a lady~

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>>159229294
>Virtual ticket
At least tell us if Sombra hacks Blizzcon.

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>>159229436
Probably.

is the only reason to do comp gold weapons

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>>159228346
>>159228314
NEVER

>>159229342
>"I still love you Gerard"
>"Shut up baby I know it"

>>159229560
I'm gonna be writing after a few comp games. I'm doing great, thank you for asking.

Just trying to figure out what to write.

>>159229587
And better exp/time.

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>>159229593
Is she going to rape the robot?

>>159229413
He does. Give him back his old shield with 200 hp and maybe a new ability.

>>159229573
Actual representation of a french woman

>>159229587
I do it for the one hero limit and I get matches way faster than qp. Don't even really like most of the golden guns.

>>159229629
do you actually get better xp?

>>159229629
Isn't comp worst for exp?

>>159229602
Hah okay as corny as that is I could see it being fun.
>>159229294
I hope you know you didn't need to get that if you wanted to see the Overwatch stuff

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>>159229593
Almost as good as Mercy slapping Pharah, keep it up my man you're a pretty cool guy.

Will we ever get something else besides the gold guns?

Anyone have that webm of Reaper flailing around like Squidward?

>>159229734
>>159229758
I think you do. For me at least.

QP gives you consecutive game bonuses of +400 xp per game but you also have to requeue for every game (because losing team ragequits) and comp chains multiple rounds together instead of just one at a time.

Given that exp gain is about 4xp/second, if you're like me and you spend at least 2 minutes at a time queuing, comp is better.

Most people don't notice they spend several minutes a game to queue because they're skirmishing in that time and otherwise occupied.

If you're getting games within 30s-a minute, then QP is better exp for you.
Also means you're low MMR.

>still no dab emote

>>159229921
I could see hats or pants.

>>159229921
I think they said they were looking into it.

They also said they were looking into genderswap versions of characters but that it'd be difficult due to hitboxes and the like.

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>>159228402

>>159229616
Personally I'd go with something you actually want to write. Sit down and figure out a story you'd like to have played out.when I used to write slam poetry I'd write horribly if it was a forced topic.

>>159229921
Probably eventually. There will be a point where people start having gold guns for everyone and Blizzard will have to add something to entice people to keep playing.

>>159229921
On one hand, I wish they didn't because that'd mean I have to grind more comp points.

On the other, having only one choice per hero is boring.

Sucks for me.

>>159229823
$40 Bastion skin. Fuck my OCD.

>>159230015
Platinum and diamond guns :^)

>>159229980
Good

>>159230012
Believe it or not, I actually do want to write about Zarya's incredibly sweet, yet awkwardly clumsy attempts at small talk with Jesse.

>>159229921
>Right now, the only thing we do have for purchase for competitive points are the golden weapons. We’ve discussed, for the future, potentially adding additional ones, but it’s something that we’ve only really had initial discussions on. Golden weapons, they’re really cool and the nice thing is that when you purchase it for a hero, you get the golden weapons for all of the skins, as well. It’s a very prestigious thing and we like it that way, but in the future, could we add things like additional rewards? Perhaps.

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>change crosshair to dot
>can actually hook things now
>can kill things now with Soldier and McGree

Duuuuuuuude.

>>159230006
CUTE!

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>>159230006
CUTE

Mercy is a normal, well-adjusted heterosexual woman. It is Pharah who is the creepy socially retarded dyke.

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>when Mcree stun over your shield and the enemy team kill you because your shield go down

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>>159230083
Beep boop, son

>gany is like 50% bastion skin

> not even in the game proper

JUST

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>>159230178
>using small crosshair because i lose the dot
>playing mccree or soldado
>shoot stuff IN the hollow in the crosshair but miss because hitscan is so unforgiving

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>>159211510
What would it take to make Soldier good?

Also, what would it take to make Soldier good in a way that doesn't compete with, or nullify, McCree? This is the main problem of balancing Soldier. The 2 heroes are similar, so if you buff one until it's better than the other then the worse one will receive zero playtime. How should the heroes' roles be distinguished?

>>159230006
Yes! another one for the folder! OW lolis are rare man.

>>159229294
Stream it

>>159230140
Could always try to get past that writers block from last night, if not write something else and come back.

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>>159228437

>"I love Symmetra!"
>draws her with Anglo features

>>159230242
There was a cool idea about making her an ability/passive of Bastion's where she'd fly to and harass whoever dealt damage to him last/on command for a few seconds and turn of their main attack

>>159229995
>genderswap versions of characters
Oh god yes, female Junkrat is literal perfection.