THE GOOD OL' DAYS edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
1st for BananaShitstainJamma
Is he the next Arteezy?
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
>>159188707
Yeah, aui is single-handedly carrying this team to success
What a god of a carry player he is
>open up Dota 2 Twitch
>see this
wat do?
>TF picked OD
NO STOP
ICEFROG IS GONNA FUCKING GUT HIM AGAIN
FUCKING STOP PLAYING HIM
>>159188959
This is ironic, right?
I'd assume that Rime is the kind of a guy who hates people like BSJ
SECOND BEST DOTA 2 PLAYER THIS WORLD HAS EVER FUCKING SEEN PUTTING EE AND HIS WEABOO OTAKU FAGGOTS IN THE FUCKING DUMPSTER
>>159188959
>>159189032
>people like BSJ
meaning?
>Elder Titan is picked now.
What a time to be alive.
>>159189081
>those fat kid jeans a size too large because "they're uncomfortable and squeeze :("
>>159189136
newfag
>>159189103
black
>>159189136
you mean months ago ?
>ixmike omniknight
my dick
>tfw Americans, once again, ruined Liquid
>Undying knows the smoke is coming
>BSJ doesn't
???
BEST
FUCKING
PLAYER
THIS
WORLDS
EVER
FUCKING
SEEN
>>159189136
>Sven is picked now
What a time to be alive.
>Play ranked
>I'm the only one who ever picks a character with a stun
>we lose
Fuck people who random in ranked
>>159189103
>Normie with normie tastes, normie views and humor
>Speaks out about problems, even if it's just complaining sometimes
>confident in himself
>Not passive aggressive or a memer
BSJ is literally just a boi
>>159189337
that was weird
>>159189389
>>159189103
Oh, and
>does shit he acknowledges is incorrect, but does it still and judges other for it
>just got back to 4k for the second time after dropping 500 mmr
>scared to play ranked and lose it again
what do
>>159189324
>tfw couldn't save her
>>159189389
>>159189523
in other words not a bitter gook cartoon lover ?
>>159189371
Have you not been playing Dota for the past year?
>>159189371aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
BSJ is honestly my hero right now. Not only does he have one of the most popular dota streams in the world, I heard he also has a 90% swipe right rate on tinder so you know he pulls mad tail. I told my Mom I wanted to be like him and she told me to be realistic.
Offlane Treant
>>159189687
Not enough. He has been not picked for too long.
>>159189658
I guess
Or just not a typical /d2g/ passive aggressive memer
>>159189791
Kek
Someone post the pic if him and his gf
Theyre both 4/10's
>>159189897
'tis better to have a 4/10 gf than a 10/10 waifu
BSJ IS OUR GUYYYYYY
THAT DODGE
GO BSJ!
>>159190076
>triple digit ping
>packet loss
>win because I'm playing a balanced hero
>Reactive armour is fine
-Icefrog, 2016.
>>159190279
If CM was lvl 6, he was dead
if dirge didn't have a dogshit skill build, he was dead
if BSJ had farm, he was dead
Who's the guy you can put any player you hate against, and root for the player you hate?
Is it just EE, or is there someone even worse?
For me it's probably Demon or pic related, he has literally the most punchable face I have ever seen
>>159190279
>timber buffs WHEN???
-/d2g/ 2015
what if timber chain worked like timewalk now.
>>159190279
He had max reactive though didn't he? A level lower and he woulda died.
whats their obsession with undying ?
>>159190279
>max armor
>literally cannot be bullied out by any solo hero pre 10 mins
uuh
>>159190468
just an easy hero that allows them to do their retarded 5v5's
Obviously you can see the problem here, BSJ and ixmike are fucking massive shitters.
If mike had any competence in laning or playing, they would be winning
>>159190492
>uses magic damage
back the fuck off???
>>159189389
>BSJ
>not passive aggressive
uhmmmmm
Rest seems accurate though
But his passive aggressive whiny attitude makes him really unlikable
is there anyone who can even touch bsj?
>be highest mmr
>want to play pos 4
>other support decides he's not going to ever buy any support items
every fucking time
>>159190573
me ;0
why vorvo dont go good jew and make pay to play in other servers outside you residence country?Like LoL
>pick Rylai
>lose
wow who didn't saw that coming
>>159190571
I don't think he's passive aggressive besides as a joke when he talks to his pub teammates, which is probably because he is actually annoyed with them. He also talks a lot about what's wrong with his team and their play, which isn't passive aggressive, especially since he very often asks them to change the things they're doing beforehand, not in hindsight
But there are those people who are passive aggressive to pretty much anyone, belittling them before they even show if they're worth belittling
I don't even watch BSJ, but I like the sound of /vg/ getting behind him.
BSJ soon to be our guy? I hope this Freedom squad sticks together.
>when your safelane Void only has vlads + treads 18 minutes in
>go vs pudge mid
>ogre comes and tries to gank
>I get ulted and he didnt level stun for some reason
>ogre comes and dies 2 more times
>pudge has like 20 flesh heaps by 20 min
>whole team getting mad at me
I already got reported so I just trolled the shit out of those retards pretending I didnt know what was wrong
is mike drafting for TF ?
>>159190720
why is np so good
outside the pychological no pressure aspect
>>159190720
fuck of hellfire bitch
>>159190720
shut up Lina at least she gets picked
>use 2 ultimates to kill a POTM with 10 HP left
JUST LIKE MY PUBS.
>>159190720
GOOD ONE FLAMEFUCK
>>159191112
SHE'S SO BAD NO ONE AT TI PICKED HER
VALVE JUST BUFF HER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>159190848
I have nothing against him. But that's probably because I absolutely hate CLQ and think he's the most unfunny personality I have ever seen.
Most people just don't like how BSJ because he speaks out when he sees something doing terrible shit, and because he is so full of himself, but not even in that braggy of a way.
He also has the most normie personality ever, which doesn't really combine well with a bragging pro videogame player
>>159190571
adelaide?
>>159191202
raindrop turns her into a harpie creep
>>159191202
How would you like her to be buffed?
>>159191279
REVERT HER DAMAGE NERFS
>>159191235
Adelaide!
>>159191112
At least I'll be useful once I get buffed, CM will always be relegated to pos 5 support slut
>>159191349
>lina is so bad that she believes the supports are useless meme
this is why you have a 44% winrate my girl.
how do i stop sucking
>>159191349
rp autism is not accepted in the 'lag
Is there a single hero that works with Void pos 1, if you only have that 1 hero that really does damage?
>Void chronos and then does no damage
This happens in way too many '''''professional''''' games.
Even when he's your pos 3 it seems like such a waste.
>>159191502
farm the goddamn creeps
die less
>hating on CM
I wonder who's behind those posts
>>159191502
dont buy midgame items if you are having a horrible game
>np vs tf
honestly this draft what was he thinking ?
safelane void ? maiden and undying ? zzz
>>159191502
Pick Sven.
>>159191512
Did someone say RRRRRRRP as in
RRRROLL PLAY?
>>159191673
No no, he meant RP as in reverse polarity of course!
Why did he call it autism I'll never know, but I'll gore him for that!
>>159191673
doturds!?
>aui walks into range of the OD on the high ground
?
what did he mean by that
>>159191660
draft was fine, the players just suck dick
>1caster that clearly never played dota and needs to look up abilities names constantly
>the other one is an autistic beatboxer that dies to every gank ever
what gives ?
Cleaveland will win
>>159191789
>*steals shackle
>*shackles cm and drow together
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/11/Rubick_laugh_07.mp3
>>159191880
don't bully cncc
he is not autistic
and he is high mmr NA player
HE'S SO SHIT YOU GUYS
>Omni + OD is broken
>wahh I can't win my pub games so broken
-d2g
who does breakycpk know that allows him to get these gigs
>>159192043
definetly autistic, maybe mild assburger but theres something
It must feel bad to be a tier 2 caster stuck in irrelevant casts.
You're not a bad caster talk vice, you just have a great voice thats a mediocore casting voice because there's already so many good voices in the scene, so there's not really space for improvement. Your voice isn't even that good for a hypecast
Your only hope is to wait for some BTS/Moonduck cuck to invite you to one of their tournaments like they did to GrandGrant and Mommymilk while you wait and watch those two probably be in a Valve event in the next couple of years
>>159192273
did you forget he got nerfed
>>159192284
yea ok m8 ur the internet psychiatrist huh
>>159192276
>these gigs
It's an irrelevant NA scene game. It's like asking "whos dick do you have to suck to get there" from a radio personality who got the 3am shift in the local station
>>159192276
friends with ppd, former hontrash caster so him getting jigs actually makes far more sense then someone like anne
>>159192276
he's friends with our God Emperor Peter Dager
When will Chaos Knight get his chance?
>>159192426
agreed, I mean just look at the impressive EU scene first you got the powerhouse shever, followed by siractionslacks and shane. And thats just the analyst panel for casters you have the very impressive ODpixel and gods.
Truly the EU scene is miles ahead of every other scene
psssh...
>there's another NP match after this
>>159192553
>you will never grill n' chill with CK
LMAO CHICAGO
>>159192636
haha you sure got me man I was here defending EU like a shitty muslim yuropoor and you caught me in the act haha
No, fuck off. This isn't an EU vs NA thing.
The b-tier NA scene is still way behind, it's been like what, 3 years since the A-tier scene became relevant.
There's a reason so many of the nonames casting shitty EU games still find their way into TI though, while the casters living in the country where the event is held, aren't
>>159192668
Really? Where?
what went wrong?
>>159192636
How are ODpixel and ODpixel relevant to this. They're A-tier casters/panelists, talented or not.
No one is talking about the quality of the games or casters, but the relevancy of the scene.
>>159192668
>>159193032
There isn't. Last NA esports of the night is ESL Freedom vs CoL.
>>159193032
oh never mind it's Freedom vs Col I got my NA teams mixed up
>>159193002
prob because succeeding as a caster has nothing to do with talent and skills but rather connections and luck
>>159193134
Of course. that's jpw pretty much any "scene" works
How is that relevant to anything though?
>>159193251
>There's a reason so many of the nonames casting shitty EU games still find their way into TI though
because you said that
>>159190848
>our guy
Probably not. He might not be a tier one player, but he does make 50 minute videos on pulling the hard camp as a safelaner and actually tries to explain why its important in terms of xp gains at each minute and shit. He occasionally gets a but whiny in game but mid game turns a lot of people in to complete cunts so I guess that's fine. He's not a tier 1 player but he is good at the game and his coaching and teaching vids aren't half assed. BSJ is basically goodpurge. Purge 2.0.
>No more esports
What're we watching now, mates?
>>159193425
you qt
>>159193334
Yes, since when your scene isn't still in it's baby shoes, people make connections and get to places.
That's how the NA b-tier scene is. It's like the NA scene of the past, inward.
And that's not how you become a relevant scene, especially if you don't manage to make more than 1-2 great teams
>>159193425
im going linkens first item after boots/aquila in every agi hero and no one can stop me
just watch me gain 2k mmr by just doing this
>>159193623
What was the story with this anyways?
>>159193606
man you sure are proud of having 30 tier 3 teams and zero tier1 teams
somehow despite having less teams, less lans, less scrim partners we manage to produce more tier1 teams
strange how that works
>>159193623
Still can't believe he never got any charges despite essentially raping sheever.
>>159193728
nahaz after finding out valve has blacklisted him for the shever incident
>>159193425
Watching a once in a lifetime baseball game in its final minutes.
>tfw people underestimate you just because you're a little girl
>>159193937
link stream
>enemy team has a smurf with 800average gpm and like 99/100 past games won
why is this even allowed
>>159194198
im on this one
http://42.hehestreams.xyz/mlb/games/f2f9581b65aa4174
businesses like MLB so tone deaf to the modern world. You have a chance for millions of young people to watch perhaps a legendary moment in your sport, and what do you do? restrict it to TV, no free online stream.
Just how stupid are they, really?
>>159194198
http://42.hehestreams.xyz/mlb/games/f2f9581b65aa4174
>>159193729
You're making this an NA vs EU thing again, senpai.
Alright then
>zero tier 1 teams
>navi
>alliance
>OG
>Liquid
>Secret
>b-but theyre not good now.
Irrelevant. We're talking about how relevant the scenes have grown, and having these powerhouses in some part of the scenes history helps it to grow
>Less lans
US has like what? ESL new york and MLG?
Meanwhile EU has
>Dreamleague
>ESL
>Dreamhack
>Starladder
manage to produce more tier1 teams
>EG
>C9 I guess if you count it
???
Like you can't possibly be defending NA scene as more relevant than EU scene as whole, and as it's part in making dota bigger
What items does one build on horseriding man of lucky 4s in the current patch?
>>159194358
>guys we used to have tier one teams
oh god lmao
>>159194385
ring of repick and urn of abandon
>>159194385
same shit as always
>9800 behavior score
>reported 6 times by 2 parties
>9200
epic
>>159194347
Thanks, this actually works without flash.
>>159194462
Yes.
Unless you wanna get into the old argument about "Our scene is better than your scene at the moment", the "We have a single better team" argument is literally irrelevant.
>>159194358
Yea im not reading that
5 decides what i read
>>159194604
dont worry im sure alliance will eventually be tier2
>>159194316
>That's me
Valve doesn't care that's why
>>159194691
>>159194708
I couldn't care what scene does better, since I just wanna see some quality dota, and there will never be an unpredictable memeteam underdog like old fnatic again to cheer on, that actually makes it into any tournaments.
But saying a scene that's just barely out of its babyshoes that's had a single good team in all of it's lifetime has catched up to a scene of over 10 years of history with multiple powerhouse, king of the hill teams in its history is just insane.
If it keeps going like it is, NA will be THE scene in a year or two, we can already see plenty of tournaments appearing there with decent pricepools, but I doubt it can stay on the top since it only has a single great team at the moment, while EU has like 7 teams that are doing pretty bad due to roster changes and other shit, but have the potential to become great again. NA just lacks the future potential
>the state of chicago
So anything good to watch right now?
>>159190279
>>159190492
>what is magic damage
>2nd most popular Dota stream is some ruskie who sells high MMR accounts
hrm
this is really making me think
>>159195317
wow he didnt hit the ball zzz
great sport zzzz
>>159195293
>trade 5th of your mana to 6th of timbers hp, that he regens back in 10 seconds by aclicking your carry and pulling creep aggro for armor stacks
>>159195293
How many heroes have enough magic burst early game to bully him out of lane or kill him?
Also raindrops.
>>159195380
Don't have to enjoy the game to enjoy the shitposting. Join the fun over at >>>/sp/
So hey guys, when's Blizzcon?
>>159194347
Why watch shitty sports when you can just read Rookies and get the dramatized, more interesting version of it
>>159194572
flash isnt used anymore really
>>159195317
>Watching or caring about "American" Sports
is Liquid finally free from the TEAM ASSASSIN?
>>159196003
They're still shit
Oh right, I almost forgot it was time for Wednesday night fights with the FGC.
Tune in on TeamSp00ky's stream, guys. This is much better than DOTA.
>>159196003
yes,now they only need Jerax back
What the fuck is the tarp for?
>>159196367
FUCK
IT JUST ENDED
FUCK!!!!
how come rtz and sumail worked but not matumber and miracle?
aren't they the same?
is it the captainship or the player themselves making space for the other?
>>159196859
because they have Zai on the team to make all the space those two retards need
>>159196859
RTZ was forced to become a teamplayer after so many team shifts
Remember back after SADBOYS, it was thought to be impossible to have Sumail and RTZ in the same team, since they were both star players
current tier 1 support?
>zai
>lil
still got who?
>Read pugna lore
>doesnt mention anywhere how he turned into a skeletal
Ummm dotards????
>>159197142
ppd but he's not playing
>>159193843
>>159193745
this is fake right? I can't find any information about it
>>159197226
I'm a ppd fag but him being a tier 1 support? in terms of skill no if being a ward bitch ye
>>159197271
And you wouldn't.
Valve and Reddit both are working very hard to censor everything about it.
Valve can't have something like this being associated with muh esports.
>>159197352
so how does d2g know about it?
>tfw their safelane Jugg goes Battlefury Deso Aghs
do not post my waifu in /sp/ thank you
>>159197271
because they buried it like pic related
>poor network conditions have been detected game not scored
simply amazing valve, just
fucking
amazing I get these games every 10games
>no DOTA 2 E-sports
>no one streaming interesting enough to watch
>NLBC's Wednesday night fights already over
>Kripp left for Blizzcon
Nice fucking night, DOTARDS.
You literally have absolutely not a single decent player streaming.
No wonder this game is fucking DEAD.
Are other esports even trying?
>>159197747
maybe you should stop playing at cabinas hombre
>>159198143
Artour is the only presentable person on there.
>>159198143
Why are Dota players so handsome compared to every other esport out there?
So why don't people do Echo sabre on Jug? Seems like the stats (INT especially) and double hit are useful to him.
>>159198769
I think dota pros are like the Aryans of digital sports
>>159198838
FREE....HIT?
>>159198838
can he get free hit in omnislash?
>>159198861
ye
if morph makes a replicate of alch does morph get increased gold from greevils greed?
>>159199296
illusions don't do that anymore tard
>>159199296
no
illusions don't get increased gold anymore
>>159199045
Only once since omnislash even with aghs lasts just shy of 5 seconds
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about BSJ. u wouldnt say this shit to him at LAN
because he wouldn't be there.
t. reddit stealer
>>159199519
wow i said that joke in twitch like a month ago
>>159199689
>watching BSJ stream
That's just embarrassing
>>159199807
>reddit spacing
That's embarrasing desu senpai
>>159199884
Literally not a thing and you are unaware of the word filters
CUBS WIN
CUBS WIN
CUBS WIN
>>159199949
Yes it is and I'm aware brah
all caps cuck
KEK
WHAT WENT WRONG
>>159199970
no joke a dude just ran by naked with a giant flag screaming in front of my house
>>159200051
I mean the joke was that I took it from Reddit you fucking idiot
>>159200078
>slark ate a moonshard instead of selling echo
there's your problem
>>159198143
I'm fairly sure csgo has the most handsome esport ppl though
>inb4 JW pig meme
This dread kinda sucks today.................
>live in chicago
>don't give a shit about baseball
>fireworks happening right outside my window and it's so fucking loud
>people from the bar down the street from me are screaming
>everything is loud
>all i care about is dota
pls help
>>159200338
pre-boston slump
dread is dead
what now?
>implying puppey won't do a better job
I actually like the single-elimination format. I think we're past the need for double elimination.
What team will this bonjwa destroy next?
Based slacks. For a fat meme forcing unfunny sack of shit, he was on point as fuck.
https://mobile.twitter.com/SirActionSlacks/status/793943334989406208
>>159200185
eating moonshard has to be the biggest noob bait in the game
i see so many players eat it before they're 6 slotted
>>159200575
If estonia ends up hating his rule, would he import millions of young SEA bulls to change the voterbase within the next generation?
>>159200685
OG or EG after the Boston Major, probably.
>>159200707
kill yourself phone poster
>>159199807
it was in the opens i think or some qualifier
/our guy/ confirmed
Is Puppey the first esport player villain?
>>159201152
>already defeated
more like a midboss
>>159201134
r u a retard lol
>>159201152
no we had swindles already
>>159201176
Puppey will be final boss of TI7
2017 will be best any fiction story ever written
>>159200421
time to shitpost on here all night and skip classes tomorrow
>>159201134
our guy!!!!!!!!!!!
our-teezy!
Why the fuck did liquid pick up gh only to put him on the midlane and put matumba as support?
>>159201367
Kuro being greedy with potential T1 players.
>>159201367
Because having 2 turbo farmers (matu/miracle) is bad
That team is so fucked with Miracle
Do you think esports will ever be as big as real sports, mates?
>>159201531
especially without a god tier support like jerax
>>159201590
definitely not in our lifetime
>Execration now have Dj and 343
Any chance for them reaching top 8?
>>159201531
Uh gh is a fucking amazing support.
Matumbaman support is bulba 2.0.
Sheever is spooky!
>it's a 2-stack or 3-stack grief and don't take the game seriously because it's just party mmr for them
Who needs solo queue only ranked anyway?
peruvian extermination service, we gotta call you guys had an infestation?
>>159202046
time for kot?
>>159201152
China already has that spot filled brah
Who is the hottest dota 2 player?
>>159202334
I am.
>>159202334
My neighbor
>>159202334
>>159198838
Because he doesn't need more cheap stats items, manta/diffusal are enough and in the end they are more useful
>>159202334
iceiceice
>>159199807
>embarassing
He's the only ricing autist Slark player I have now that Barnyyy died
>>159199045
>>159198838
because it's a bad item on jugg, the stats are alright but the passive isn't that great. all it's good for is hitting twice before omnislash, the damage it adds during omni is neglible.
>>159202334
>>159202607
>Because he doesn't need more cheap stats items
>nearly every decent Jug player puts points into stats over his other highly useful abilities because of Jugs mana problems
>>159201176
>already defeated
>did probably one of the most disgusting things in esports
>No pro thats directly not involved, and no dota personality commented on it
>Literally no setback, everyone just forgot it
>went back to building his brand
>>159202334
SingSing
>>159202901
>over his highly useful abilities
>max spin over stats
>Take a point into healing ward and crit over stats
>takes 3 points into healing ward later on instead of stats
What?
Unless you mean them taking a point or two on stats early game, which is irrelevant and in no scenario would you build echo saber just so you can get those 2 extra points into your healing ward sooner
>>159202901
what is this, 2014?
>you will never celebrate the cubs winning with a dotard
>>159203207
>>159203227
???
Pro Jug players dump loads of points into stats before taking more than one point into healing ward or crit.
Have had to max spin ever since the mana cost reduction.
>>159202916
Shut the fuck up, EE.
Enjoy 15-16th at the Boston Major.
>>159203512
Still better than that tier z lan secret got invited to and has to end up going since they have literally nothing to do until well after Boston ends
>>159203348
What are you even on about
Most good players take 1 point into stats pre 11, some might take 2 or rarely 3, some don't take 1 at all
Like I'm looking at the top players and pretty much no one takes more than 1-2, because he's not like a WK that uses his kill people skill then has half of his mana left.
cba to do the math, but by the time lvl 4 spin is up again, you've regen like 1/3th of the mana back just with aquila
>>159202916
Most dota pros are clueless children
i nvr see EE using invoker defending blast?
got any match he actually use it?
Do you think Bulba is close to killing himself yet?
will someone take puppey so he doesnt miss a valve event?
>>159204062
>decides to play pro again
>gets on tier1 teams within a year
at least he isn't singsing
>>159204062
why would he? He's accomplishing his missions
>>159204164
>Gets on tier-1 teams.
>Makes them tier-3 instantly.
What is his endgame? From behind the scene interviews we are told he is a strategic DOTA 2 mastermind with unconventional thinking
>>159204164
>you will never be such a nice guy that you get invited to multiple tier 1 teams eventhough ur shit
>>159204261
he is a deep agent sent by morello himself bent on destroying dota from within
>>159204261
>everyone thinks Puppey is the villian
>Bulba controlling everything from the shadows
>>159204227
is Bulba the Nolan Joker of DOTA 2 scene?
>>159204273
>yfw Sheriff Pajkat uncovered the DOTA 2 team assassination plot.
>yfw for this, Sheriff Pajkatt was forever excluded from the DOTA 2 old boy club circlejerk.
>>159203348
Are you one of these shitters that picks Jugg and then auto loses the game because you go with some retarded garena tier Aghs rush no heal ward build?
You need spin 4 for fighting and farming, healing ward for pushing, fighting and sustain. You can skip some levels of crit for stats but any build that doesn't go max spin ASAP and has at least some levels in healing ward is gutter trash.
>>159204332
Sounds plausible enough. He was sent to destroy tier-1 dota from within, to kill DOTA 2 esports by making great teams turn to garbage.
>>159204358
We need dotagate, we need a deep throat.
why isnt offlane pa a meme
people play mid pa in 6k pubs so it seems viable to me
>>159204480
PA is shit hero, pick actual hero please
>>159204480
because you'll get BTFO by a decent tri lane, it's as viable as shit like offlane Mirana, Invoker, WR or Clinkz
Hey EG I heard you're looking for a substitute player, remember when I coached you guys to victory at TI5? Never know when Crit might come down with pneumonia and need to be replaced.
>>159204621
What was the cataclysmic event that made Bulba a team assassin? Did "LIQUID ARE DOING IT" break his mind?
>>159204374
What does he even do these days?
I don't think he streams, ne's not in a team, he's not the DC coach anymore, I might have seen him in some EU event panel but that's about it.
>>159204374
isnt NoLAN the Nolanof dota2?
why the FUCK is morphling allowed to use morph doring stuns and chrono?
like who actually thought that was a good idea
can they just remove that and he would be fine
>Blitz listening to Skepta
>Changes it
>>159204375
By level 6 pending Jug went a full spin build it costs 430 mana to cast all of his spells once.
Jug has 318 mana at level 6 without any stat added int / mana.
It takes a little below 10 INT to make up that difference or make sure he has arcane boots ready to go from a support or a mango.
Only stat item he might have by that level is an Aquila which only gives 3.
>>159204801
that's not me
>>159204724
>can they just remove that and he would be fine
Maybe if gigashit hero sounds fine to you
>>159198143
i want to marry arteezy
every hero I play is completely irrelevant after 30 min
what are good heroes that you can pick into almost any lineup
I mostly play mid and offlane
>>159204662
>be in the scene for 9 years
>see everyone you played inhouses with become tier 1 pros, even making literal millions
>meanwhile you're only known for 9th place match in TI 2013
>everyone even pities you, giving you joke positions like coaching players 5 times better than you
>then something just snaps
>>159204662
Reminder RTZ was on to him. It started as mmr assassin but then evolved into something infinitely more grotesque and sinister
>>159204934
I'd estimate he is more known as bulba thouhg nowadays. I didn't even remember how low he placed in TI anymore.
>>159204980
I hope EG is safe from Bulba now that RTZ is redpilled about the true nature of Sam Sosale
>>159204868
Most people go mango on jugger though.
Also no one expects you to cast spin, ult AND healing ward back to back.
And if you think there's a need for it, starting item mango is a completely fine build, since theres often times when ur short of mana for ur ult after a spin.
But how is this relevant to echo saber, you won't have them for those early levels anyways. I don't even understand how you would have real problems with juggernaut mana. Like sure, you can't spam healing ward and spin, but it's not like a WK where you use a skill twice and then you have 0 mana
>enemy team picks weaver, PA and morphling
>teammate picks sniper
>feeds multiple times
>lose
THIS HAPPENS EVERY SINGLE TIME
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
Literally every single person who picks Sniper in pubs is the most useless fucking retard ever. He doesn't even cost me MMR because half the time he's on the other team and below 8k you can just waltz up to him and rape his little turd chute to death.
He is in half of my fucking solo queue games and he's basically the deciding factor. He is Bulba in hero form.
WHY DOES THIS LITTLE SHITSTAIN EVEN EXIST?
>>159205125
the TI match is the LGD one
Just let me in, I promise nothing bad will happen to the team
>>159205331
would you rather have cyborgmatt "manage" your team or have Bulba play support?
>>159205449
matt since I don't have to pay him
name one thing that Cyborgmatt did that was even wrong
>no friends to play dota with so you play hearthstone
>>159205594
he fucked with our guy
>>159204868
>Only stat item he might have by that level is an Aquila which only gives 3.
But wand/stick/bottle/mango/clarity/perseverance/team exist. I'm not even sure what you're trying to say here. That it's better not to take free early towers when you play Jugg? That you're not going for free kills because mangos are too expensive? That it's ok to farm slower because you didn't level spin? That you'd rather have no heal ward and run back to base after fights? That it's fine not to farm ancients when you could do so with a different skill build? That you'd rather die to ganks because low level Bladefury has a long ass cooldown and high mana costs?
how are you even supposed to play mid when you have a retarded brainded afk jungler every game
like how do you play mid when you cant farm the side camps
xdddd le 350 gpm mid
Stop BULLYING Bulba, I'm getting really angry now guys.
m'lady.
SAND KING COMETH
>>159205965
>gets btfo by v1lat and slacks
>tries to joke it away by saying he's not friends with anybody
is Charlie an agent of the Bulba Cult?
>>159205965
why is Charlie still a thing?
>you will never make love to a green waifu
YEL?
;_;
>>159206125
good friends with ld
>Sniper uses Hurricane Pike active on enemy ranged carry.
>Literally didn't see where either of the heroes are, just Desolator flashes going across the screen and enemy hero dying.
What is Icefrog's endgame?
>>159206184
What if.
>Item with active that changes your cast point to 0.
>The active shares the cooldown of the spell it was used on
?
did I just break Drow Ranger and Pudge
Say
my
name
I hope pudge gets DUMPSTERED next patch
>>159204584
offlane mirana is ok because you can just arrow the hard camp if it doesn't get blocked
>>159206189
we are transitioning to fps
>Luna orbital strikes
>Techies land mines
>unreleased tank hero
>>159206352
big dick two time major winner space creating god big daddy N0tail.
what if there was a hero whose auto attacks were skillshots?
>>159206525
>still no hotglue
one job dotards
>tfw dude who tilts you so bad in your next game on your team again
why valve
>see trump avatars all day
>not even one hillary avatar/name
wow why are dotars so racist???
I don't think Valve completely thought through the dummy target option
>pick to test naix
>hits 300dps at level1
>>159206640
reports should prevent you from being matched with that person for at least one game
>>159205281
Pros are winning with sniper.
>>159206613
i-i want to post it b-but i don't want to get made fun of for my uncut dick ;_;
Fucking Earth Spirit and his skills, you need a fucking notebook for this shit
>>159206756
maybe they're in the 1k bracket
>>159206971
There is no reason to play that over-complicated bag of shit anyway.
>>159206971
OK his ultimate doesn't even work in the test mode, what the fuck?
>>159207113
>test mode
>has a limit for amount of enemies
really not much of a test mode
>>159206796
m8 you took feast first. it always does percentage of total health. read the skill.
post shitty/overrated items
>>159207245
I'm saying they should allow us to customize the dummy units health, armor etc.
It's pretty useless information for now
>>159207356
the test mode is actually such a joke, I swear someone could make a better one as a custom game in an hour
>>159207236
What if Earthshaker could use items during Enchant Totem
>>159207279
Does anyone else find a strong desire to complete every quest 3 stars even though you know inside that it's a waste of time and effort
>>159207236
Wu Tang Clan comin at ya
>>159207397
Going to local lobby is far better
Reasons to pick Weaver over any other hero?
>>159207692
DUDE
>>159207714
WEAVE
>>159207692
maybe if your Lil and can pull off support weaver
>Can't even spawn additional hero in test mode to carry items like auras
Fucking shit 'test' mdoe
>Stack of 2 buttbuddies complaining about their retarded feeding non stop and throwing blame around while you're winning the entire game by yourself
>Call them on being shit and STFU
>They go more vocal
>Later on snatch aegis for myself
>LC fag goes full mental
>Tell him he is useless and would be a waste of aegis
>Immediately after ends up dying in the other side of the map alone
>Call him on this
>Meanwhile use the aegis to take 2 pairs of rax with the rest of the team
>They stop responding altogether at this point
>Win
Had my fair share of fun BTFO both teams
>>159208142
relax it's a beta
Curse stacks, didn't know that.
>>159208142
The test mode is literally so you can try out hats and see if you like them.
Now go and try them out.
And then buy them.
BUY THEM.
>>159205748
>waah toby tried to cut out competition
>waah toby has a rider on his contract to not have to cast with people he doesn't like
>>159208276
Yes I should've realized that.
Local lobby is still the best
>>159206829
Pros are winning with Visage, too.
>>159208256
Nortrom is a shitload stronger than he looks. Stacking both spells with Veil debuff will easily remove half of someone's health and let you finish them off.
>Dazzle ult stacks with itself.
for what purpose
>>159208565
who fucking cares dude
why are you even doing this
>>159208256
this gives me an idea:
>silencer aghs
>refreshing arcane curse's duration adds another instance
would be better than ghetto zeus ult
>>159208626
kys.
>>159208565
r the creeps one shotting the axes?
How do you fucking lose to Romanians?
>>159208696
They aren't but Dazzle is 2 shotting them and wiping out with his E heal
>>159208626
I'm on an investigative journey to discover bugs. Though I might have to switch to local lobby soon
>tfw reddit steals our memes
>>159208959
>Have to do it on twitter because their shithole website has no way to derail threads with this meme
lel
>when ur making fractals with Dark Seer
this is dank
>>159208959
>they keep getting away with it
it's time for our own poo poo pee pee
>>159209064
D2G I'VE COME TO BARGAIN
>>159208959
lifestealer
>Have maximum number of Axes like >>159209064 here
>Use Spec ult like five times.
>DOTA 2 crashes
lel
>hate playing support with a burning passion
>have a stack of people who I like playing with
>they all play core; the hc player just memes whenever someone randoms carry
>>159209178
cuck much?
what if Morphling can replicate a tower
>>159209329
what if wind runner was cute
>ECHO SABERS SHARE A COOLDOWN
Literally NO FUN
>>159209302
>implying I'm not voting specifically to keep that aayyylien bitch out of my country
>>159209413
Then Tiny + Alch would become meta.
>>159209413
sometimes im thankful le frigid croaker lets reddit balance the game instead of gulag
>>159208959
>tfw it's not even an int hero
Can no one play this game right?
>>159209456
>Trump wins
>stops caring day 1
>Clinton wins
>vaporized by drones
>>159209540
>vaporized by drones
>implying Clinton doesn't literally want to butt heads with Russia to prevent these cunts from being bombed
>>159209601
>stoke world war 3 in middle east
>muzzies all dead
>>159209358
what do you mean IF?
>>159209685
what if dotards weren't gay
>>159207692
His swarm his pretty op against low armour heroes like pudge.
Shukuchi behind people and swarm them and watch niggas drop
>>159209776
There'd be less hairy muscleman heroes
>>159209685
pettan pettan tsurupettan
Dota is now an anime and Rubick is the mc
>>159209910
Shit MC really.
>>159209685
>>159209767
>>159192029
>*runs in and uses omnislash
>*uses blade fury
>*laughs at your misery
>>159207692
Devours the retarded shit that people like to pick in pubs. He's one of those heroes that's really good for guaranteeing a win, when your skill level is significantly higher than that of the other team.
>>159209987
*unsheathes ghost scepter
Back the fuck off?!??
>>159190374
Is it a good idea to have right-click deny on? What do pros do?
>>159209910
stinky pits
>>159210086
they probably use a-clicks if they're legacy users. not sure if force right click deny has any real downsides tho, iirc you can't deny allied heroes or something?
>>159210280
My problem with it is that if you accidentally click on an ally creep or hero when running away from enemies your hero will stop.
>>159188839
me in the back
theres something oddly addictive about killing people in three seconds with echosaber lycan
>I use legacy keys
>hey Nevermore can you gank bottom and help us kill Leviathan?
can someone let bulldog know that in dotaimba orchid/bloodthrone gives spell crit, every single time he plays an int hero he always feels like hes not doing enough damage
>SEA players first pick Warlock every pro match
>pub players now play le useful red man in every other match
Based chinks finally did some good for the game.
is dota dead
It could be the last major when you will be able to shitpost in color. Either the UI update will break colors in chat or Gabe will make you pay for using them:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=736206374
>>159210546
>Re-use the chicken!
who /uninstalled/ here? though the game is balanced there's something unfun about this patch
>>159210678
yes
>>159210691
>tfw guilty of saying "recrow" despite never having played wc3 dota
It's just easier than saying "reuse the courier"
>>159210694
we need a proper madman patch fuck balance
>>159210546
>lmao fuk blue u retard shudda ganked pink in the suicide lane requesting ban grey
>>159210859
If techies gets buffed I'm gonna find out where icefraud lives.
what if memepush+memeback(.83) =6.89
>>159211067
what if
no memepush+no memeback =just proper Dota
>>159210981
techies needs a rework already. The hero will always just be a garbage-can that delays games and infuriates everyone
>>159211067
>let's combine the two worst patches
what can go wrong?
>>159188839
>Outback Devourer added to Team Fortress
now that would be something worth witnessing
>>159211067
what if my dick+your butt
>>159210546
Who the fuck is Leviathan?
Uhhh, dotababs?
>>159211348
Tide
>>159211348
kunkka's secret crush
>>159210546
>support buys courier
>buys another one
>but guise my bottle crow strat wouldn't work if we share couriers!!
>>159207692
>pos 1 / 2 / 3 pick who can scale into right click damage very well, in turn this makes him a good building killer in combination with Geminate
>can roll over dual lanes solo
>swarm is very good anti-armour which also works on stacks / Roshan
>very slippery in general, even with detection Shakuchi gives him hasted MS
He's in a fairly weak spot right now though because you can't really lane him anywhere that wouldn't be better off with another hero currently.
>>159212053
jungle brah
talon and tangoes
germinate is a hell of a thing and practically built for kiting
its real simple to get a quick 6
>Be solo weaver against solo sand king
>He's constantly pushing out lane with caustic
>Can't go near creeps because I barely outrange caustic
>Swarm to harrass sk and stop lane from pushing
>He just sandstorms it off
>Shukuchi at him in his sandstorm
>Take more damage than I deal damage to him
>Team is baffled on how I lost
>decide to give supporting a shot instead of spamming carry every game
>carry just farms all game
>dies without buyback late game
>lose
how do people play this shit without killing themselves
Is this item gonna replace Daedalus on melee and some ranged DPS carries?
>disruption instantly destroys enemy illusions
>disruption can no longer target allied illusions
discuss
>>159212495
>7k item that can be dispelled by items
does building vanguard on AM actually work if game goes full on memefighting?
>>159212570
it can work for fighting, but it's more useful as a farming tool instead of needing to get Vlads which will be replaced later.
>>159212368
Pick dazzul omni ww oracle and save him.
>>159212570
>extra 170 ehp for fighting
not always
>>159197593
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>159212570
Not really.
Memefight is probably better as pms > treads > yasha > vlads > manta > basher > bkb > abyssal
>>159212550
>11 second cooldown
>can blow up many people with it on them over a stun duration
>fixes any sort of mana problems
>tfw you make a misplay that results in a kill being turned into 2 deaths for your team
>>159212672
>bloodthorn huskar
hmm...
>>159212495
how hard is it for you fuckers to actually use the word 'situational'?
its either 0 or 100 with you
triggers me
dont do that, k thx
>>159212672
Might as well get dagon desu.
same price
solves mana
turns you into a lina
>>159212761
Not as useful against high HP targets or magic resist.
Bloodthorne amplifies all the damage they take.
shame no one saw that mongolz-rrq game
it was great
>tfw you realise gameshitters are worse than streamcucks
>>159210678
yeah
>>159212898
well then what the fuck are you doing here if you're neither
OUR GUY BULLDOG IS STREAM
>>159212948
I just come here to shitpost in d2g, like most other sane people in this general
>Reports don't give LPQ anymore in unranked games
>You need 20 reports from different parties to get LPQ in ranked
GREAT JOB VALVE YOU REALLY DID IT THIS TIME LADS
GUYS WHY DOESNT OUR GUY STREAM ANY MORE XD
>>159212948
People replying to autists is what killed this general. You only make them post more shit and people who want to talk about the game fuck off to other places. It's kind of ironic considering d2g got rid of tripfags.
>>159213107
I have no idea how this guy became an 'analyst' or is even involved with the pro scene at all.
>>159213098
20 reports over the course of 10 consecutive games.
Valve really outdid themselves this time.
>>159213143
became friends with James and Bruno that's literally it
>inb4 James is kill well Bruno is literally behind the scenes now working for doter at valve
>>159213198
>>159213098
plus they reduced report refunding
thanks for supporting valve and paying our salaries d2g you fucking cucks!
>>159213273
They reduced report refunding because nobody is getting LPQ anymore, which is how reports get refunded in the first place.
What are we watching?
>>159213285
I wanna see that bed in ultraviolet light.
>>159213385
lewd
>>159212617
You can take Roshan with vanguard+butterfly
How do people even get muted or lpq other than abandoning now anyway?
>>159213374
our guy of coursefiltered
>>159213285
the bedsheets were blue before owen got done her with
:^)
>>159213438
Play with /vg/ and see for yourself
>>159213374
im watching this vodfiltered________
>you will never pay a subscription to be allowed to play online
why are consoles so superior? guess it allows us to save up money so we can afford eye surgery when our eyes get too damaged because of the fps being over what the human body can handle.
>tfw you bet $100 on brexit
>tfw you bet $100 on trump winning the nomination before iowa
>tfw you bet $100 on the cubs
>tfw you bet $100 on trump winning the presidency
today has been a good year for me
>>159212825
bloodthrone doesnt amp damage
Do you pronounce Alchemist as Alchemist or Alchemist?
>>159213591
I call him investment farmer.
>>159213591
I pronounce it badnaga
>>159213569
Yes it does.
Silences a target for 5 seconds and amplifies the damage it takes by 30%. All attacks on the silenced target will have True Strike and land a crit on impact.
Cast Range: 900
Damage Amplification: 30%
Critical Damage: 145%
Duration: 5
I don't remember if spell damage crits, but auto attacks do.
>>159213642
The real build is mjolnir silver edge ac/shivas abyssal
How does one team choke this hard
>>159213648
go into a lobby and test it yourself mate
it does not amp damage
>>159213642
bara is female???
Who /midas/ here?
Every hero every game?
>>159213729
Are you pretending to be retarded or do you not understand what I mean by 'amplifies'
Because I'm referring to the 100% crit chance while they're under the effect of it, the amplification damage at the end of the duration is a bonus if it isn't purged.
>>159213729
it does, the amplified damage is delayed until the end of the duration
>>159213704
High mmrfag exposed as a fraud.
>>159213779
No, Puck is genderfluid. That means his/her gender changes depending of the environment. With a big bull like Bara around you can guess which gender he/she will be.
>>159213496
trumpo has won the presidency yet. knowing your liberals, hillary will probably win. she won all the debates after all
>>159213825
>>159213815
not damage amp
damage amp is like soul catcher or bloodrage
What is his engame?
>>159213935
You should get that autism diagnosed.
>>159213912
when the mh370 plane disappeared we entered an alternate universe where berenstein becomes berenstain and sex in the city become sex and the city and mirror mirror on the wall becomes magic mirror on the wall and memes are the defining force of nature
back in our old universe the mh370 plane landed safely.
>>159214024
he's just a boy wanting to play some dotes
>>159214024
>If I cant be successful, no one can
>>159214024
disband all teams
>>159214046
dont say bloodthrone amps damage mate because it doesn't
>>159214058
>berenstain
>sex and the city
you are joking right
its berenstein, surely and it was sex in the city
>>159214114
Silences a target for 5 seconds and amplifies the damage it takes by 30%.
>>159214138
yet if you hit a bloodthrone'd target they only take the crit damage
and at the end of the five seconds theres a shitty magical burst
thats not damage amp
>>159213791
>midas in 20 min stomps
seriously if you get reported by your entire team 2 games in a row you seriously need to get 50 games of low prio
ive literally lost 5 games in a row because of intentionally game ruining retards
Now that we will get new heroes, what if we got a hero based on a dota personality? Who would you choose and what ulti would he/she have?
I'd choose Sheever but he would probably be too similar to Tresdin. An arcana for alch where sunsfan is the goblin and LD the ogre would be cool too.
>>159213935
That is some retarded logic anon.
How the fuck is a 100% chance to crit not damage amplification?
>>159214481
the same way 30% chance to crit isn't dmg amp, its crit chance
>>159214024
he's preparing the scene for the domination of an indian super team
>>159214481
he's retarded or trolling, don't bother
how come nobody plays lycan anymore
>>159214481
>damage amplification
sprint
soul catcher
mask of madness
chen's thing
blood rage
flesh golem
>critical strike
bloodthorn
drunken brawler
blade dance
coup de grace
chaos strike
mortal strike
jinada
shapeshift
daedalus
crystalis
>>159214481
damage amplification increases all incoming damage (except HP removal), bloodthorne increases only damage from autoattacks
>>159214634
Because his wolves become garbage with the damage type change
why is nobody casting Dota2 ACE NewBee vs MAX.Y bo2?
russians and chinks are casting it but there's no english casters. The casting scene is trash
>>159214691
>>159214716
>Slardar's ult is literally called amplify damage
>NOPE IT'S NOT AMP DAMAGE
>>159214634
BadBeastmaster
Venomancer is BadBoar
>>159214789
but it does amp damage, just amps physical dmg by removing armor
makes far more sense that bloodthrones """"dmg amp"""
>>159214783
why'd you need 4k casters telling what's happening in the game? are you retarded
>>159214279
I don't like this idea.
People who grief or flame are usually people who care deeply about this game and so they're usually the people who buy more cosmetics. They fund the game and they are really the financial backbone we need for even having a game. Putting them in LPQ just makes them lose interest in the game and the cosmetics and makes Valve lose money. When Valve loses money they cannot maintain a sufficient developer staff and the game suffers.
The right thing to do would be to have an LPQ for people who don't actually contribute anything to the game other than increased server stress.
>>159214691
>>159214716
I thought I had minor autism by getting triggered from people mispronouncing hero names, but this is a whole new level.
Figuratively it amplifies the damage they take without needing to mean so strictly 'official mechanics definition' wise.
Stop being tards.
>>159214789
>enigma ult called black hole
>doesn't suck all map and end the game in on use
chinks are unironically picking sniper
>>159214848
it relaxes me. ODpixel and tobi have no idea whats happening, but they're still nice to listen to
>watching bulldog
>have adblock
>see ads
REEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK
>>159214935
that'll teach you to be a stream monster
>>159214876
Void used to freeze the entire map with chrono. Icefrog had to nerf it all
>>159214935
>He still uses Adblock
>After they started selling ads they wouldn't block
>>159214921
AnneeDroid has such a nice voice to listen to, I only hate when she goes retarded fast forward mode during teamfights.
>>159214935
The jews are finding their way around it, I even sometimes have ads come up on YouTube now.
>>159214874
well, dota has a lot of mechanics with complex interactions, so it's important to use correct names so people understand what are you talking about
but i guess you can call every source of crit, armor reduction or magic resistance reduction as damage amplification if you don't care about that
>>159214874
>Figuratively it amplifies the damage they take without needing to mean so strictly 'official mechanics definition' wise.
Back to League of Legends with ye.
Does he have autism?
He seems really awkward at times. Or is that just a cultural difference thing?
>>159215094
>so people understand what are you talking about
Everybody knew what I was talking about when I said it the first time in relation to Bloodthorne until someone like you gets triggered.
Everyone still calls BKB / Repel magic immunity even though it's spell immunity and magic resistance. People still understands what it means.
how real dmg amp works
unit is amped for 30% dmg increase
unit hits target for 100 dmg
damage dealt is 130dmg
unit takes 105dmg thanks to 25% magic resistance
total dmg = 105
how orchid/bloodthrone work
unit is """amped""" for 30% dmg increase
unit hits target for 100 dmg
damage dealt is 100 dmg
unit takes 75dmg
5 seconds later
unit takes 18 bonus dmg from soul burn
total dmg = 93
this is why it's not considered damage amp, it doesn't work like any other damage amplification in the game
why do russians use english names for their teams?
Most of them don't even speak english
>>159215208
>be the quiet guy in a loud group and you'll get called out as autistic
>be the noisy guy in a quiet group and you'll get called out as autistic
>>159215208
hes swedish
>>159215208
he probably has some minor mental disorder
>>159215406
so non-russians can read them
the real question is why half of chinese players have nicknames like cty, zxy orxyi
>bulldog is openly racist on stream, supports trump
why is this allowed?
>>159215459
Are all swedes autists
>>159215475
chinks are literally the biggest playerbase and know nothing about english letters but they use english names anyway. It's puzzling
>>159215510
no but all autists are swedes
>>159215510
idk but they tend to play autistic video games like smash and dota
>>159215570
swedish boys are cute
>Be void
>Get ganked by Lina
>Backtrack her Laguna blade
>Time walk to base from half of the map like nothing
how is this hero balanced?
>>159215638
>Backtrack
Anon I...
>>159189338
What match is this? What team are BSJ playing on?
>>159215632
>swedish boys
>cute
PICK ONE AND ONLY ONE
>>159189372
>play ranked
>pick 5 stuns
4 retards use them at the same FUCKING TIME
God, i Fucking hate this game
>>159215638
SILENCE
>>159215823
>chinks unironically pick troll and sniper and win games with them
western dota is shit
>all fire heroes attack speed boost (if you count sleight of fist's quick successive attack as such)
>except phoenix
>all ice heroes have some form of movement and/or attack speed slow
>phoenix have both of those
is phoenix supposed to be an ice hero? fire slowing enemies doesn't make much sense anyway
>>159216140
pheonix does damage over time like most other fire heroes
>gain 100 mmr
>lose it right away to completely unwinnable shitshows
nice game
>>159216140
>no electricity heroes have anything that makes them attack fast except Arc Warden
how do i win games where my lane is getting camped by 3 people while my team fucks around doing nothing
>>159216332
AM, PA, Jug, ursa, troll have nothing in common but still attack fast
What do you build on Clinkz nowadays?
>>159216332
If the enemy team is dedicating three heroes to shut down your lane than the other 2 should be benefiting from that.
You should be worried if a single hero is crushing your lane.
>all purple heroes have at least one ability that can deal damage
really makes you think what was iceforg's trying to convey with this decision
>>159216184
well, three out of five ice heroes have damage over time too, same as with fire heroes
>>159216421
>than the other 2 should be benefiting from that.
doesnt answer my question at all
what can i do when my team doesnt even realize theyre in my lane/dont care and do jack shit
>>159216382
desolator to take buildings
>>159216450
You just made me realise that Drow and Clinkz are the only heroes in the game that don't have any abilities that do damage and are entirely reliant on right clicking.
>get placed in retard MMR
>trying to climb out so i can play with less peruvians and rednecks
>lose to smurfs with weeb avatars and 200 hour accounts that probably shitpost on /d2g/
>lose because of idiot with 100MMR solo deranking for fun on his main account because he only takes parties seriously
>repeat ad nauseam
i guess compendiums arent so expensive
>>159216638
who can you compare sniper to?
>>159216650
im 4.8k on my main and and 3k on my smurf
if i actually got placed in 3k on my main instead of low 4k i dont think i would have had the willpower to climb out. the games are just so fucking awful
based ehome chinks are picking pugna
>>159216708
i'm honestly 500 or so because i had bad connection issues when i placed, though i understand the game a hundred times more than when i placed anyway
it's just annoying because i honestly do want to git gud but my bracket is treated like a spectacle for faggots that can't climb in their own. you will literally never learn anything in a smurf game, regardless of side.
and i feel conflicted about it because like 20% of my rank does genuinely deserve to be beaten down like this, just got out of my third match of the last two days where two retards fed 20 times and i had most kills
>>159216856
Just grind unranked mmr until the next goypendium that lets you calibrate. Id rather chop my dick off than grrind from 500 mmr lel.
This is the first Valve-sponsored event that Puppey will not attend as a player, as his team, Team Secret lost in the EU Qualifier. The same counts for DDC, who failed to qualify with Vici Gaming, as well as MMY and Hao who have retired or are taking a break.
wat went wrong?
>Be Liquid
>Lose to Arise and ComeWithMe
Dotards?
good morning gulag
>dotards just now learning of the berenstein timeline split
>>159217710
kill yourself
I hate this shit game. Every defeat feels fucking awful and every win is like pushing a broken car home for 45 minutes. Are there any competitive games that arent completely dead and i dont have to play with some taco taco burrito or cyka blyat shit gargler every game
>be kaipi
>replace sing with the first shitter available (arise)
>win games
never felt my braincells so active
>>159218287
Overwatch
>>159218293
Sing was just incompatible with the team
>>159207279
Mjollnir is underrated mate
It is one of the top dps items, gives waveclear and has a really nice buildup
>>159207486
This is the actual overrated garbage item
Everyone builds it on every fucking agi hero for "le epic stats" and it does nothing on 80% of them
>>159218225
wow so mad
>>159218518
manta only use for remove silence desu
they never use as offensive tool
>>159218510
Of course he was incompatible with them. He sucks. He'd be incompatible with anyone.
>>159218636
But he's good
>>159207486
I hate this item. Pros get it on ember so that they can't deal any damage
OMG /d2g/ I finally got into the High Skill bracket, a year ago I was 1k
At this rate I will be 9k in 3 years!
>>159218682
nice, grats on 3.2k, next step is 3.8k then you can post on d2g knowing you are better than 90% of the playerbase
>there exists a """professional""" dota2 team which
>lost a series to fucking beesa
>dropped a game against fucking BSJ
>throws at every opportunity
>has its carry literally die solo to roshan early game, giving the enemy carry a FREE aegis
>is all-around the definition of bad plays and bad players
>>159218682
so you can miss rps?
>>159218778
apologize
>>159219128
>a vote of autistic animeNEET dicksuckers on twitch chat matters
>>159219175
>not superior
>thinks he's superior
what do you mean?
what an insanely dead thread
>>159219771
*unzips dick*
*unzips a better board*
>lebanon shits in the pool whenever he enters
>surprised when hes the only one in the pool any more
LOL
also
>posting in BadReddit
thread
dotards
>>159188519
>that image
>no Fear as Old Boy
:(
very
>>159219175
he's the best ember in the world
>whenever bulldog talks to the girl on his stream
is he really this awkward or is he just memeing
CRASHING THIS THREAD
d2g is badTwitch not badReddit
>>159220493
i agree with this.
Twitch chat is more entertaining
>>159220493
This
/d2g/ is just twitch chat with less emotes and more ERPing
>>159220493
Kappa
>d2g is good
Jebaited
never forget
>>159220761
>bone7, bulba, and notail literally doom every team to playing well below their "potential" because they are so shit
>rtz, pajkatt, and notail (again) literally doom every team to backstabbing that implodes potentially good teams
>these players always manage to weasel their way onto teams, thus dooming most of western dota 5eva
>>159220858
bone7, pajkatt and bulba might stay in the shitter now. Nolans, rtz and EE won't
so...loda is terrible in this video but i've never loved s4 more than i do right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPH3cySLjB0
>That Nara donation
wow lmao is that actually true
how fucking delusional can somebody be
>>159221243
Loda should retire from pro scene and start streaming heartstone and lol.
iceiceice is the best singular player in dota
black is going to make top 4 this major I can feel it
why doesn't black play with white people?
seriously he's always playing on chink/sea teams
see this
wat do
>>159221243
what kind of shit genetics give you hair like that
>>159221939
ignore him
>>159221939
>11 minute aghs
not bad desu
i should do this in my pubs
>>159218606
It's good offensively if your hero has a crit.
>>159221939
midas is better desu
>>159221939
This is funnier than it has any right to be.
>>159221939
early aghs is very strong on undy desu
mixed feelings
>>159222882
He doesn't even have Q maxed. No boots, no talon, no shield.
Fucking lol
Honestly Undying is kinda shit tho
His ult needs to be better.
dotard dick
>>159221939
5 armor.
But then again, Decay heals for 100% of strength and damages for 100%.
Its literally broken if used right.
>>159223251
w-what
>>159221939
Well seeing how your team didnt get raped while he was afk jungling id say you win the game
>>159221939
-10 strength at 12 minutes in the game seems really good though at least in this case. One hit of Decay and Tinker/PA/Chen would all be down to like 600 max HP, QoP would have no trouble bursting anyone.
>no pajeet hero
>>159222983
>e doesn't even have Q maxed
he clearly just hit level 10
3/1/4/1 skills = 9 points spent
he has no points in stats
so he got aghanims and maxed decay at the same time
>>159221939
N E R F E D
E
R
F
E
D
>6.86
>Increased hero base health value from 150 to 180.
>6.87
>Increased hero base health value from 180 to 200.
CANNOT REDUCE ENEMY BELOW 200 HP
>>159222983
People would agree with you, IF Undying only had like 1 level in Decay.
He has 3 levels. So he will most likely grab Decay 4 instead of Ult, if he feels he has the mana.
Then again, Decay Aghs is 200 Pure damage + % hp swing + Decay magic damage.
Its a extreme HP swing.
Wew, this is the furthest ive gotten so far, shame i didnt get to wave 45 and beaten it, but this became really really casual now, sadly..
Was fun, i had a god run sort of and i didnt know you cant buy new towers past wave 40 heh
>>159224202
go practice dota puppey
>>159224202
hello puppey
>>159224202
arma you were presidente all along?
>>159224202
fuck off arma stop trying to get into my pants
>>159224530
>>159224619
>>159224707
Hihi, not sure where that came from now im bit confused
>>159224887
What? Im not trying to get into anybodys pants
>>159224931
Wait im dumb, i get the reference now, fuck it
Singsing is streaming
Is 4000 mmr the worst bracket?
>called 4k trash every game by other 4ks
>everyone has the ego of CLQ
>gets flamed for the slightest mistake
>overall cancerous
>>159225235
5k is the same
WHY IS STEAM DOWN
I WANT TO PLAY MY DOTA
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Excuse me, dota 2 players?
>get home
>want to play some dota
>steam down
valve is such garbage
>>159226153
>>159225697
>>159225498
>LITERALLY bitching about a FREE GAME when you have the option to support it
Valve doesn't run off dreams goy, pixels are almost $5 a piece by now, surely you can't expect Valve to have decent servers after only making $100,000,000 from TI6?
>>159225235
>everyone thinks theyre gods gift to dota
>everyone tilts and starts fighting when something goes wrong
thats every bracket my man
wtf happened with bsj again ffs i missed it
>Dota down
>Turns on Bulldog
>He streams Bully
Fair enough, I guess.
Does pushing high ground need a buff?
>>159226363
fell off the stairs and is in critical condition
>>159226308
you dont see real life video game stores closed during the day because the owner took a shit all over the floor after eating 50 mcchickens
>People with high behavior score should be able to submit more reports
y/n?
I have 8,8k and i get like 3-4 tickets a week. If you play 20 games a week you come across at least 10 people who are actively ruin the game, either on your or enemy team.
CK had a random kiddybitchflip for no reason and decided not to play at all, it was 4v5 but we won anyway after 1 hour.
At what MMR do you stop seeing shit like this?
>>159226431
fucking lmao
>Try to not ruin peoples games with challenges by doing them in unranked
>Keep getting 4 stacks consisting of one semi-decent guy and his 3 friends a solid 2K MMR lower
>4 loss streak with literally 3 in a row being 4 stacks
Holy hell why is unranked even an option? Who would play this shit? Why isn't solo queue an option?
>>159226461
he wasn't alone
>>159226670
Yeah, prophet was cliffjungling and trying to go naked aghs (he never finished it)
Pugna is a boy
>>159226743
was it extremely painful?
>play ranked again EU east
>this time i get match with Egyptian
>WD support want mid
>tell him to fuck off and let pudge have it
>he get mid anyways
>silencer support last hitting my creeps in bot line
>than dies to OD and meepoo giving them XP and shit tone of gold
>WD is feeding sven in mid
>solo top pudge is having hard time against void and riki
>LC dying in the jungle to creeps multiple times
>team fight breaks out LC go duel the over feed sven with the 4 of his buddy around lose
>flame me for not helping
>WD is trash talking pudge
>they feed the sven even more more
>report me ks because i've killed OD with low in the other side of the map
Lose at 25 min
why do i always get matched with third world scums?
>>159226423
YES
>>159226789
eu east is so shit it makes euw look like a playable server
>>159226743
he didnt fly so good
>>159191112
CM's winrate at 3k and up is around 50%
She hits near 60% in below 2k games
My guess is that trenchies benefit more from her aura due to shit mana management on top of not being aggressive enough vs squishy supports
>>159226649
Are you me?
Like 70% of the time I try to do unranked quests it's a terrible 4 stack. I announce what im going to pick like 1 minute before game. They are 4 fucking friends but still draft like absolute retards. Are they good at their heroes? Nope, like its the first time.
>>159226929
also retards cant react fast enough to use reveal when she ults and glimmers in teamfights and rapes everyone
>>159226861
is there even a playable server that isn't full of idiotic players that think they can carry with support heros like dazzle or WD?
>steam is dead
about time
>>159227335
steam seems to work now, dota 2 still ded though
are virtues throw gonna throw today?
>>159226789
EU West + East was default when I started playing.
I had to deselect east because 80% of the players were this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eodp-rZVe1w
The other 20% peabrained muslim turkish retards
>>159227615
They've been doing really well lately, I'd back them.
>>159193046
As a guy who loves PL
every day i want to die
>>159227698
I just lost to him because he farmed a heart and won't die unless we pick a hard counter
>>159226789
is this 2k mmr or a b8? hard to tell
>>159227829
>unless we pick a hard counter
he's meepo tier countered by heroes, except he also gets fucked by a lot of items
You literally need to be the last pick in the game because he has counters in every position that enemies can take
Guys where is dota
Going to be something interesting on memeleague it seems
>steam coordinator goes from connecting to offline
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE NOT BEING ABLE TO SET UP LANS GUYS? ALWAYS ONLINE, IT'S THE FUTURE OF VIDEO GAMES, FUCK MY LIFE
>>159227650
what is that kid saying
hey guys, what are some good heroes to play on mid? how much time should it take to learn how to play invoker or tinker? (they look quite difficult)
What part
He's mostly just raging at his mom for turning off net/PC
>dota down
is there any other way to lose mmr now?
>>159228293
Jakiro or Ogre Magi
The two most underrated mids in the game
First time DotA 2 player here, recently switched from League. I'm trying to play your game but for some reason nothing I do seems to connect to any games. Is this normal? I don't recall League ever having these issues.
>>159228334
meant for
>>159228204
>>159193046
Good fuck that pussy ass cunt hero.
>Only needs 1 fucking cheapass item to come online
>Cannot be stopped without hard counter
>Illusions with same hp as the original lmao
Thank god they nerfed diffusal illusion damage and his statgain, before that he was the most bullshit hero in the game.
PL pickers are cunts who aren't good enough to play CK or Meepo.
>wake up early to play before the other stuff I need to do today
>dota is down
>be wagecuck
>come home to cry
>wanna play some dota after wiping tears away
>it's down
fuck this """""game":"""""
>>159228334
Wow thanks for breaking it down, I totally couldn't deduce that from all the screaming. Quality post friend.
>>159227979
wait is she one of god's chosen people?
>>159228293
tinker isn't that hard
you can pretty much go by only learning his mechanics, how to que blink to trees and shit like that.
invoker on the other hand you never stop learning. you can memorize spells, and learn to invoke them in a day or two, there is that invoker game online to help you with it, but to properly position, remember what spells are on cd, what to throw and when...its pain in the ass
other decent heroes are WR(she's a bit weak now), TA(lots of counters, but if no damage over time it should be a win). Alche is still great
Who /jerax/ here?
>>159228506
Im sorry, you're right. I'll be making 3mins of subtitles right now
Text you later friend
>>159228389
Hello? Guys? Does anyone here know how to solve this issue or do you just deal with it?
Riot wouldn't let something this severe go unaddressed, much less occur in the first place. This must be why League of Legends has so many more players.
>>159227901
2.7 k mmr sadly
>Wah people are abusing reports and false reporting people into LPQ.
>WE WANT OUR REPORTS BACK.
>>159228708
shut the fuck up
shit eating retard
@159228708
Your b8 sucks m8
>>159218778
Beesa is fucking great
>>159227650
cykas are niggers
gameshitters
can i play dota yet bots are getting BORING
Just a reminder that THIS Spectre could be your team mate.
>>159228758
>>159228809
I don't understand. I'm just trying to play DotA 2 for the first time, why are you guys so toxic? Is it because you can't even connect to the game you claim is better than League of Legends? Please don't take your anger out on me, I just want to play with you and see if DotA 2 is anywhere near as fun as League of Legends.
>>159228856
Yeah, he did a great job accomplishing nothing on "carry" venge all through the qualifiers
this cancel stream is comedy gold holy shit
@159228951
league servers are notoriously dogshit
fuck off with this shit b8
>>159228947
What's your mmr, Lelouch? You crawled out of the trench yet?
>>159229046
still 3.1k
Nobody gives a shit about DC anymore apparently.
>>159229034
But I can connect to League of Legend servers as we speak and start playing. The only reason I'm not is because I want to try DotA 2 with you guys. Do you even play DotA 2 or do you just act toxic all day on this forum?
>He isn't watching sing stream
What's your excuse dotards?
>gameshitters giving a shit about mmr when miracle and matumbaman are shit
>>159229158
sing streams just arent fun anymore
he lost his flair a long time ago
plus perma sub only chat.
Everytime I see a shadow fiend these days they go fucking retard meme build bullshit "muh utility" aghs, blink, euls literally 0 damage and lose the game to a real carry that does damage.
Make it stop, even Ion cannon luna is better than this shit.
>>159229158
I don't give a fuck about epic memes or posting the same thing in twitch chat every few seconds for 3 hours
can valve just let me play a fucking game, please?
>>159229359
fuck off retard
>>159229265
>aghs
>muh utility
>when its literally just more damage
off yourself retard
who having a break from dotes here
this is bad
are we so addicted to this fucking piece of shit game that we are jonesing when the servers go down
some scriptbabbies called phantomsquad claimed responsibility for the ddos i see
>He identifies himself as a neet
>>159229359
Buy more compendiums then you disgusting goy chattel
>you will never play dota 2 again
>>159229441
Same. Playing my wonderful new game Skyrim Special Edition.
>>159229538
good
why are they calling w33haa a syrian when he's got a romanian passport?
fuggin racists
>>159229654
Why don't you tell them, not us?
>>159229538
FeelsGood desu
>>159229715
no I have enough political correctness going on
>Haven't played Dota in weeks because it's so fucking awful and I hate it and don't enjoy it at all
>tfw seeing all the Gulagites acting like heroin addicts when their destructive costly addiction is halted for even a second
Just stop playing this game lads please, it's fine to funpost on the Gulag but in all seriousness the game has been nose diving hard for the last 2 years and you all see it, just let go, Dota is only a cash machine at this point not a videogame
>>159229654
??? ur passport doesn't define who you are
thats define by race, genetics & ancestry
how do i grind levels fast for playing ranked with my smurfs?
>>159229453
well, i don't know about you
but i was playing along just fine and never posting here
but when it broke, my first thought was to come to the one place full of active dota players with a clearly defined place to look for the most recent posts, and see if i was the only one having issues
and clearly i'm not, so i'm satisfied for now
so that's /d2g/ has been dead these past days
everyone's playing the game
whats fun about this i dont understand
>>159229804
who you are is defined by what you do.
He identifies as romanian when he plays games and romanians take credit for his wins.
You're a trumptard racist
>>159229929
are you some sort of libtard, no you can't just "identify" as a different ethnicity
>>159229929
>tripfag stirring up /pol/shit for no reason
Andfiltered
>tfw Dota is so dead that Valve can't even afford to keep the servers up anymore.
>>159229265
>>159229416
Not that anon, but i see a lot of shitters go full retard with like shadowblade, blink, euls, aghs
Best thing to do is just go sb, aghs if you really want aghs and transition to damage from there
>>159229654
>Macedonian
when that Slavic forced meme becomes reality
(good god im sick of stone's fonts shit)
>>159229416
+20 dmg and zero attack speed.
But you have to farm 46 creeps first. So after aegis, buyback or respawning u cant fucking fight.
>>159191502
1. Lasthit.
2. Try to figure out what BIG ITEM you need to do anything
3. Get said item, and if its the one, you could win the game
4. Also get a BKB because you have no health and you get chainstunned
>>159215483
freedom of peach
>>159215910
m-more
>>159230362
375 hp
335 mana
30 damage
10 as
1.4 armour
0.625 magic damage
>>159226461
ANTIMAGE
NATURE JEW
in same team
I know that feel anon.
STOP HACKING SERVERS !!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid niggers why is threa dead
>hack team and get nothing done