Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

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>tfw to intelligent too bee fwha

>be fwha
PFFFFFFWAHHHHAHAHAHA

xth for not enough catbois avatarfagging

Hello again thread o/

>>159158824
I think they do it cuz I said I have a crush on him.

>>159158946
I'll assume you meant aren't and to answer your question... how do you know we haven't been? :>

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death cant come soon enough!!!!!!!!

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c@

>tfw he puts a meme scheme in your head then asks you not to post it
How could you be so cruel to me?

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Anyone on Balmung want to grind PotD floors 71-80+ with me?
PST to Kistol Shiruku. I don't know how to play.

>>159159184
do you have a flist?

>>159159259
Me neither.

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Does anyone else feel like dying?

>>159159184
Ah... but Elk is crushing on me.

tfw bun will never have a crush on me

>bun and kiss AND fwha posting

i'm out! *hops into bed at 5pm*

>>159159468
Please get a trip

>>159159376
Show of hands, how here hasn't had Elk crushing on them?

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Is it safe yet?

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>>159159184
No crushing on Elk allowed.
Don't ruin his purity.

>>159159578
>tfw to intelligent to be liked by /xivg/
:(

>>159159363
yes

>>159158939
Why is the discord in the OP?

post c@pits

>>159159672
Felix I've always felt horrible that you were webbed

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>>159159691

>>159159672
Elk is pure and my bf

>>159159771
Wrong Discord, it's the ERP one.

>anon is having a meltdown about nothing again

i'm out! *hops into bed at 2pm*

>>159159184
I dunno I asked you first

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>>159159267
I've attempted to make one twice now, but then something comes up or I get kinda bored cuz there's 1000 different options. But maybe soon, if I decide to sit myself down and actually do it.

>>159159376
Oh, nice! Crushes are fun c:

>>159159503
I don't really have crushes long because I'm pretty forward and just tell the person how I feel. I only use the word crush in the thread because...uh...idk.

>>159159578
Sleep well, don't fuck up your sleep schedule too much.

>>159159672
runt post. Also,
>purity
Haha..hahahhaHAHAHA

>>159159651
God, I want to push your face into the ground and fuck you right after an S hunt so that everyone can see.

>>159159771
not only discord, but ippiki meme video

Do they think Ippiki makes the ops?

>>159159884
goddamn you are a special kind of retarded

can we post an xivg spider power ranking?
which spiders weave the stickiest webs?

reminder that elk doesn't crush on anybody
he lures people in by saying he is all lonely and depressed. just to get people to like him.
once you like him he could not care less

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>haters save your screenshots
Autographed for you, fuckboy.

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>>159159651
safe from the purge? never.

>>159159184
>>159159376
>>159159672
elk is mine stay away

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>>159159943
>wtf, this guy's being honest, real and mild-mannered
>THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED SKREEEEEEE

which ebin do you think smells the worst irl?

i always imagined paks and sha to be the worst smelling

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please join us ^-^

>>159160101
100% paks or tofu

>No tsundere Highlander to tease and do symmetrical docking with.
>No bokuko Highlander to put in a maid costume and make squirm and beg and call me Ojou-sama will tickling her muscular cock.
>No Highlander gf at all.
Why even live?

>>159160079
>honest
>real
pretender at best desu

>>159159376
how do i get elk to crush on me

>amber whines about the xivg discord being in the pastebin
>puts his own erp discord in the thread op

Nice.

>>159160158
you're alright anon

>>159160121
We were discussing /doze poses, dude

If you're just going to creepshot everything, why are you there in the first place?

post meme tier names and yfw you see them

>>159160219
It's pretty easy to tell when most people are acting like someone they're not.
The trick is to talk to them when they're as angry as possible and to see how they act compared to when they're calm, and/or happy.
Not that I've ever seen Bun get angry, so idk why I wrote any of that. lel

>>159160408
f'whalon rhiki

general nausea

>>159160294
i want to erp with the poopbox!

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. The ERP virginity was broken.

>>159160363
Not even him but don't lie, I looked in your discord too. It's literally only bad clipped poses to look like cuddling or sex, and one channel is a bunch of new mod screenshots. I have never seen a discord full of lonelier people.

Go outside.

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>>159159767
I'm not webbed by anyone though?
In fact I only even know like 4 people.

>>159159884
Pure enough by Balmung standards.

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>>159158939
This OP image is perfect. I love you, anon.
>>159159578
Let me make it worse for you, bro.

>>159160541
elk has posted his dick multiple times

>>159160408
>Viewing Cutscene
I don't have a face that captures the one I made when I saw this.

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>>159160408

>>159160627
link

>>159160539
>the current conversation is the entire discord
Why are you even there if you don't like it?

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>>159160363

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>>159159871
I was implying something anon...

>>159159943
Oh no, a random called me retarded, lemme go cry!

>>159159984
I didn't start liking Elk cuz he was a little whiny bitch though, he hasn't been like that at all with me actually now that i think of it... have you ever talked to him? He's actually pretty witty and funny imo.

>>159160219
It must suck that you've attracted so many horrible people in your life that you've become this jaded. Try and find nicer people to hang out with and perhaps one day you can be happy too!

>>159160442
Kiss please... -_- I only get angry about once or twice a year, and that's if someone really pushes me. But randoms on the Internet will never bring me to that point, cuz... why should it.

>>159160609
Jerking two invisible catboys

>>159160482
Oh no....Stratos...

>>159160729
based valvey BTFOING losers as usual

shyvana sp (squid pussy)

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>>159160534
there will be tying up, with a noose.

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>>159160729

>>159160730
>But randoms on the Internet will never bring me to that point, cuz... why should it.
Truer words have never been spoken. I feel like most active posters here need to realize that.

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>>159160773
God, if only.
>>159160913
Purge 'em good.

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>>159160408
made me laugh

>>159160264
Why would I ever help you out?

>>159160363
All your posturing about meeting women and "courting" them and you're just a massive grown man arranging your character in sexual poses to jerk off to.

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>>159160915
>unironic orbitting

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>this thread

>>159161151
how do you ironically orbit someone

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>>159161163
>me

>>159160729
Does Valvey play on balmung?

>>159161301
he did but he's on phoenix now

>>159161301
he transferred to phoenix

>>159160998
Do you really like catboys

>>159160915
I don't get why you'd do this after someone did something nice for you

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>>159161224
here u go famalam

>>159161301
he transferred to be with sera again

>>159161412
because sera and vjera are psychopaths

but valvey isn't much better, don't feel too bad for him

>>159161412
who knows they probably have a humiliation fetish as well

>>159161462
sera is in soft though

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/7299751/

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Meow

>>159161412
Sera is autistic and doesn't know when people are being nice

Don't respond to it.

*eviscerates a baby and has sex with it* Meow

>>159161453
thanks i needed that

>>159161491
Valvey is just really dumb/naive

*responds to it*

>>159161564
incoming valvey transferring back

screenshot this post

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>>159161730
stop

>>159161598
he knows he just doesn't care

>>159161698
you're right, but people that dumb and naive don't deserve my or your sympathy

>>159161382
If you have to ask this, you haven't been around me long enough or at all. Catboys are sexy as fuck if they're not bogged down with shitty hairstyle/color choices or those eyes mooncats can have that make them look like soulless monstrosities.

Redpill me on Cactuar server.

>>159161212
Acting obsessed with them and fucking around.

The thought of someone buying games to someone that probably doesnt give a shit for them actually disgusts me.

>>159161564
that looks like diego's old catboy

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>>159161667

>>159161772
*stops*

Anyone for PotD? ;_;

redpill me on valvey

redpill me on vjera's feet

>>159161930
An autist who actually has no idea what he's doing in or out of game. Transferred to balmung for Sera then transferred off to "raid".

>>159161564
why is sera a catboy now

redpill me on c@s

>>159162092
finally admitted to being a man pretending to be a girl

Seen anybody with the Lonely Explorer title yet?

I think I might be able to make it soon, just wondering how far ahead of the curve that puts me.

>>159162146
proof?

>>159162229
ask him yourself in discord? i don't autisticaly save shit

>>159162146
Is that why he quit the xivg discord

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>>159162373
he's still in it

Hmm, no PotD?
Anyone need A9N/A10N, Mhach, or any of the roulettes besides level 60 roulette? (ex roulette is fine.)
PST... ;_;

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what did he mean by this

I barely know this Sera person but they bought me a game once and I felt bad because I almost never played it.

Thankyou thread for helping me feel less bad.

>>159162598
what game? was it bad rats...

who is more cancerous

>sera
>vjera

you have to pick one or the other

What's the xivg discord

>>159162771
sera

>bringing discord shit into thread

>>159162771
there are many more cancerous people

>>159162771
sera literally tries to emulate vjera all the way down to claiming she's been a guy all along because vjera gets extra attention for being a black man

what do you think

>>159162771
vjera by a mile
sera is just a sad desperate imitation of vjera

both are dreadful

>>159162814
https://discord.gg/0gZmJPQElZ22e0py

>>159162845
that wasn't the question being asked

>>159162771
http://www.strawpoll.me/11560994

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>>159162505
>when you show him your 3" monster cock

>>159162771
>>159162857

I don't come to this thread much but I thought Vjera killed iteself like two years ago.

>>159162890
OK? there's still more cancerous people that post much more than them.

>>159162814
Here's an invite link
https://discord.gg/0gZmJPQElZ1eoSDc

It's Aether's one since now that requires clarification I guess? I am not in the other one.

>>159162992
vjera is a psychopathic compulsive liar, they've "killed themselves" at least 3 or 4 times by now

>>159162992
vjera drains the life force from their orbiters and will never die

>all these pieces of gear that have no stats or requirements except being a certain level

Are they just for cosmetics? I just got rewarded some top from a leve that's just a reskin of the one I'm wearing now, but with no stats and 5 higher level requirements.

1.3m for ironworks apron a good deal?

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>>159161930
The aus stands for australian

>>159163154
isn't this the boss mechanic in tam-tara
we already know how to fight that

>>159163201
On Balmung? No. Any other server? No clue.

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>>159160913
Hopefully for my inability to spell!
>>159159925
Rather than reposting what I had earlier I will simply say that may be one of the more exciting things I have heard today and I would love to get some more S rank kills at the same time.

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stop drama
post cute

>>159163201

That's somewhat high but depending on the server not incredibly so.

It'd almost certainly be cheaper to buy the materials and have someone assemble it though.

>>159163287
How much is it on balmung?
>>159163412
If I were to buy the materials, it'd cost 200k almost more ;-;

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>>159163396

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>>159163396

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>>159163396

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This person is a mentally ill tranny

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>>159163395
more like your continued existence as a voidsent...

>>159163396

Why can't real Elezen women be that attractive

>>159163483

If it's really cheaper than the combined materials on your server, then that's the best price you're probably gonna get.

Whoever made it could have literally made more money selling the mats. Why would you even ask if it's a good deal in that case?

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xth for kissing lalafells

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>>159163396

shitou shitmaaa

kumed 4 a niggaaaaaa

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I really feel like going back to 51 to get better gear instead of wasting time trying to do 91-100 with random people

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>>159163396

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>>159163606
Heh..... fell right into my trap........

>>159163718

Just solo it nigga. What are you, casual?

>>159163614
Because it could be a hoax and maybe the prices aren't always that high, thus why I asked.

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>>159163396

>>159163779
>rune is froo

good to know, i advise everyone else to ignore them too

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>>159163714

>>159163824

Look at the goddamn sales history holy shit nigga, like, all the information you need is right in front of you.

>>159163808
Guffy couldn't even get carried through A6S, you think he'd be able to solo anything?

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>>159163396
I want to be cute

>>159163910
Why?

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>>159163396

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>>159163396

>>159162771
Why are you bringing Vjera up when he has barely been mentioned for months?

Are you him?

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>>159164001

>>159163974
i like how not even the best raid FC on the server could carry him so they kicked him and he quit haha

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>>159164118
2cute

>>159160264
be lei

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sad lizard

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>>159163396
cute things are the only reason i get out of bed anymore

>>159159363
I never understood this line of thinking. Healers are called healers because they are known to have potent healing abilities, but that doesn't mean that's the only thing they have going for them. They're taking it pretty literally.

If I applied this kind of thinking into other roles, then tanks shouldn't have a DPS stance and are just meat shields that do no damage at all and DPS should have no support utilities whatsoever.

>>159164169
vjera has been posting as recently as yesterday

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>>159164276
you too...

>>159164372
does this ugly slut[/spoiler] like nooses?

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>>159164173
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>159164173
This is kind of cute.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cvp2LoUkzc

>>159164276
>>159164440

That's it. We need bunny girls in this game.

Likelihood of Viera being added in 4.0? Though if they look like they do in Ivalice it's kind of... eh.

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>>159164441
she [/spoiler] likes roses

>>159163910
shut up froo. stop being adorable.

>kiki replying to himself

Miqote looking for glamour advice PST
willing to pay...

>>159164697
kys aweoner

Does anyone have a screenshot of a midlander hyur with y'shtola's hairstyle?

>>159164401
Just queue as a tank for stuff and only use flash/unleash/overpower. You're holding aggro aren't you?

>>159164678
froo post

Should WAR always keep fracture up at all times? Should the previous application of fracture be clipped or should you just apply it as soon as it won't interrupt your combo after it has fallen off? Should you hold berserk like 10 or so seconds for optimal fell cleaves or use it as soon as it comes off CD assuming it won't fuck up an actual tank mechanic? Should you constantly pop infuriate for more total fell cleaves or hold it for berserk?

>>159164687
nyo...

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Post more gay boys please.

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>>159164697

Here. Just do this.

Is chemo filterable?

>>159164531
*hugs* ill protect you from that creepy ogre

>all these buns
You're all FAKERS

>>159164847
is he spamming right now? i can't tell because i have him filtered

>>159164765
Unleash/Overpower does damage ;)))

>>159164697
Ask your gay eb

Those gays know about fashion

I like dick but I'm not gay

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>>159164826

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>>159164440
>tfw not enough cute rabbits in my cute folder
Post more pls

>>159164941
Pretty gay

>>159164737
why

>>159164835
yuck

>>159164907
i dont want to impose...

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>>159164826
ok

>>159164895
Yeah so does Assize. The point is that you're making the absolute bare minimum contribution based on a narrow and literal understanding of your job

>>159164173
I jacked off to this.
AMA my life sucks

>>159163958
Fuck you Anon I just wanted help from my friends!

>>159164697
What chest piece are you using?

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no signs of life

Red pill me on Renko Nakatsu.

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>>159164826

>>159164894
The last few days he posts the lala guy's face over and over again.

How do you filter him?

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Shiny cat

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>>159164826

>>159164697
Did you ever finish that legendary?

>>159165289
I want to suck this cat off

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>>159164637
I'm okay with this

>>159164987
Mine isn't very big either, sorry...

sandwitches burritos hot chocolate gyros oats grains and other sorts i've got them all

>>159164697
>Miqote

You'd have better glamour choices as an elezen or au ra.

will you homosexuals just fuck off and die already

>>159164756
>>159164756
>>159164756

>>159165375
What about pies? Savory and sweet

>>159165470
thanks for the input i'll keep it in mind

>>159165257
oh i never filtered those because they're not very disruptive

you could filter by filename (if he uses the same one each time) or by md5

>>159165295
>literally ippiki hairline
lol

>>159165192
Iron works...?

>>159165349
No, I haven't been playing GW2 lately, and I'm kind of at a really not fun part sorry.
I hope this is a sign that you aren't going to be busy.. I want to say hi and stuff

>>159165380
Don't want to be either

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>>159165394
n0

>>159165512
Alright i'll give it a shot I guess.
While you're at it how do you filter his spamming too? I thought the random text made it unfilterable.

>>159165595
Being either would help you in more ways than one.

>>159165394
not until... i make you my wife...

>>159165636
>this image exists
gays were a mistake

>>159165661
>random text

if you mean the walls of chinese/russian/whatever just filter the characters, nobody here is actually posting in cyrillic or kanji

if you mean the giant walls of backlinks just filter more than x replies in a row with regex

>>159165127
are you mafu

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>>159163396

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What's the materia order I put on Ironworks gear? Left side 2x Control+3x craftsmanship and right side all CP?

>>159166008
I would imagine that after taking stat caps into account you put the more expensive materia on first then use cheaper ones as your meld chance goes down

Post all the /xivg/ weblords and their tactics, and how to avoid their tricks.

>>159159394
I would like some pizza of favorite toppings sir

>dies to steamroller
It wasn't my fault.
>dies to blighted
It wasn't my fault.
>dies to tank prey
It wasn't my fault.
>parses 9th percentile
It wasn't my fault.

>>159166245
calm down fwha

>>159164792
Hello, can a kindly anon help me be a better WAR than Ippiki?

>>159166206
Evie F.

"Hey what kinda music do you like?"

>>159166206
>tfw nobody will ever make a detailed, objective writeup of all the xivg weblords

chasing vodka water is probably the worst thing in the world

>>159166205
Oh, I never thought of it like that! Thanks Anon!

>>159166424
Hardly, you pussy

>>159166545
eat my ass buddy boy

>dps dies to optical sight over and over
>kicks the tank for low dps

>>159165295
I wanna go fishing with left desu

>>159166206
>do you like miqo'te...

>>159166647
I mean vodka/water is like a standard girl drink. You saying you can't throw down with the average college girl?

>>159166721
Yeah, well why was his dps bad?

If it was better the boss would die before more optical sights had a chance to kill DPS.

>>159165236
that is TOO gay

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tfw bf

>>159166424
>chasing it with anything

Here's a little lesson in trickery. This is going down in history.

>>159166818
I'll suck your dick like the average college girl

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>>159167094
stop that right now

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>>159167074

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>>159164531

>>159165236
*prrrffft*

>>159167082
oh god what was i thinking

>>159167190
So, unenthusiastically and with teeth?

>>159167289
I want to tug that chain to test how strong a hold the flesh has. And then yank it with enough force to tear the piercings from his chest.

hmm

>>159167310
Let me suck those toes.

>>159167372
you got it

Activate countdown

>>159160121
>Berke
Is that the same tryhard faggot from /dsg/?

>>159167530
yes

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>>159167421

>>159167530
Isn't Berke le Midan Greatsword swindler?

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I wonder if its an old ERP partner.

It's only healthy to talk about the pillars of community in a general! So, why haven't we, /xivg/? State your opinion on the following highly regarded members of our luxurious community:

>Ippiki Atros
>The Onlyafro
>Elk Crowe
>Lagia Thermidor
>D'yaeven Lyft
>Suro Ruro
>Crazy Horse
>Takakazu Abe
>K'is Maram
>Nephyron D'arques
>Paks Dorthansdotter
>you can pick the last one

Having a good census of opinion on community members can tell us how well they are received. Please reply to this post if you enjoy the community of ffxiv.

>>159167730
aw that's sad

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>>159167530
Awhh

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>>159166424
>vodka
What the fuck, dude. Get some rum or Jaeger. Or if you like fruity shit, get some Midori, Malibu, Blue Curacao, and pineapple juce and make some liquid marijuana.

>>159162771
meria is by far worse than both
vjera and sera erp at the least

>>159167896
>Jaeger
you have to be 18 to post here

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>>159167440
>>159167526

>>159167310
Make more

>>159166359
Fracture means you are a GCD behind on Fell Cleave, but it's not so extreme that it's a damage loss. Try to keep it up 100% of the time outside of time-sensitive windows like hypercharge/TA or when a mob needs to die quickly.
Similarly, you don't want to hold onto your CDs. Only hold onto them if a burst window is happening very soon or if the fight is nearing its end, etc.
Infuriate on CD, it'll interact with every other Berserk.

>>159167905
erping makes you less cancerous?

>>159167310
no

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>>159167896
>tfw all out of rum

>>159162771
Isn't Vjera from /wowg/?

How many /wowg/ people migrated here?

>>159167951
I'm 22. I love the stuff. A good hard cider is miles better, though.

>>159167983
if you're female or claim to be female yes. it's the only use for women.

>>159168016
Tfw was in the same Guild as Vjera and was a laughing stock who kept dying on Norushen.

>>159168016
grats vjera

>>159168059
>jaeger
>hard cider
stop lying about your age

Anyone for PotD floors 51+ on Gilgamesh? I'm WAR with a BRD friend.

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>>159168126
It's fucking great, dude.

Time for catbois?

>Doing leve
>hand in 2 HQ and one normal item by accident
>decline at reward stage
>quest eats all items without telling me

wow okay fuck you too game

I would like to put my dick inside of Aether
What is his IGN?

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>>159168126

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any time I get mail I'm reminded how much I love this mailbox

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>>159168461

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>>159167896

Old pic gets the point across

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>>159168467
>tfw never get mail

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>>159167849
delet this

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>>159168524

who wants to cyber with me?

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>>159168646

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>all this discusson about alcohol and age as if the former is actually anything more than a shallow way to deal with your innate problems and the latter actually matters

This feels more relevant than ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXAU3-3RLxc&feature=youtu.be

Redpill me on Madison Mcgregor

>>159167315
the censored version does make it seem that way

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Whats with all this gay fuckboi shit in my general?

Yall niggas need Jesus.

>>159168697
pst kala crowe

>>159167779
>Paks Dorthansdotter
Literal rapist

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>>159168706

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>>159164792
Only apply it in your opener, if you need to buy 3s to line up Berserk with the next GCD after Heavy Swing, or is Trick/Hypercharge are running out and you don't have enough time to fit a Fell Cleave in. Never clip it.

Hold Berserk as little as possible, when you're around 10s remaining, hold your stacks until Heavy Swing, then let it rip

Only pop Infuriate on CD if there are mechanics that require you to hold your Berserk, otherwise, hold it for Berserk

>>159168697
NO
Who
wants to cyber with me?

CHOCOBO COMPANION REWORK FUCKING KWEHN

>>159168775
MORE GAYS

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Dont worry though, im here to set things straight.

>>159168956
Hitler could have ended this...

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>>159168775

>>159168910
He wants good advice though, not advice that will put him below the DRK

>Only in your opener
>hold your Infuriate

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>>159168956
You disgust me.

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>>159168956

>>159165595
Eh, I'm okay. I just wanted to check in a little.

>>159168910
>45s prepull

LOVE
THIS
MEME

>>159168910
>only in your opener
>only use the single most damaging WAR skill outside of Fell Cleave in your opener

i love the feeling of men shoving their cocks into my asshole

>>159169269
i love the feeling of women consuming me with their womb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V784AiYtG8

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>>159169269
{Same}

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>>159169089
What the fuck is wrong with you. Theres not even a height difference.