Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

first for lunara isn't fun or cute

ROTTEN BAGINA :DDDDDDD

Lunara is CUTE and FUN!

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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

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>>159123716

We want fun and cute this friday Blizzard, we NEED FUN & CUTE. Is time for a new waifu!

Lunara will never be surpassed though.

>>159125058
I wonder if they can add someone even close to as fun and cute as lunara

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Why would anyone play Lunara instead of Jimmy?

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>people who fuck off away from the objective to clear 1-2 fucking creep waves so we can't actually take the objective
>when we literally just hit a talent tier
JUST FUCKING TAKE THE BOSS AAAAAAA

>>159126058

Splinter spear+vines+Q burst (16)++dmg on slow

In a second you have the entire enemy team at half health running for their lives. LOWNARAH isn't only cute and fun, but also deadly and sassy.

>>159126058
Watching people die 5 seconds after you walk away is the most DEVILISH and satisfying thing in the game.

>>159126058
Leaping and poisoning people

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Why is she so perfect?

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>>159123716
Ready for fartventure!

>>159126557
When are we getting the lunara home screen again?

>>159126815
That's no fat face.

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is blizzard really gonna hide their announcements behind a paywall? i just wanna watch the new hots heroes reveal.

>>159127457
The reveal is a part of opening ceremony, which is avaliable live for free

The panels explaining more about heroes kits and designs are behind paywall. But they're obviously gonna be online unofficialy

>>159127457
>babby's first blizzcon
Cute

Should I buy the Stitches plush? It looks pretty cute.

I don't have any skins for Stitches, but I don't know if I want Bikini.

>>159127457
Usually the websites like mmo-champion have up to date information coming out as the panels are live anyway.

>>159127713
Events like blizzcon are about shitposting in a thread on 4chan together with other while watching the stream. Refreshing a static page waiting for info or reading others' comments wouldn't be very fun.

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>>159127457

Last year I got to see the panels on a rusky streaming site. The link was put here, I'm hoping it'll be the same this time.

Here's the heroes to be announced at Blizzcon faggots (6 this time):

>Varian (warr)
>Snake Sanders (spec)
>Rohana (supp)
>Arcturus Mengsk (spec)
>Malthael (ass)
>Deckard Cain (spec)

also in dev are D.Va (ass), Lei Shen (warr), Karax (spec), Tosh (spec), Kel'Thuzad (ass), Blackthorne (ass), Velen (supp), Korazun (ass), Winston (warr)

These are who I know you will all be getting in 2017. screen cap this

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>>159125842
>What did we have?
We had a Li Li poster who went to Blizzcon cosplaying as Li Li.
Haven't heard of him since so let's hope he's still alive.
Also we always had best girl.

>>159128892
>>Rohana (supp)
Literally who?

>>159128892
Meh
I prefer the list from last thread with Varian, Ragnaros, Malthael and Reinhardt.

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>>159129101

>>159128892
Sounds like a pretty shit line up, also you need to put more waifus in your list to make it believable they mostly try to alternate male and female sometimes there are 2 males in a row but not often.

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>>159128892

You mean Vorazun anon. Yeah, she is my waifu. Sexy blue skin protoss with piercings, all over my body please.

I wish Fenix was in development as well. Wasn't he the most popular hero between all universes at one time when the polls were left and right? Shame.

>>159129303
No waifus incoming, sorry to say

>>159129513
>piercings
Dropped

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>>159128892
WHAT IS THIS INSECT! I AM NOT INVITED!
I WILL CRUSH YOU FOR THIS INSOLENCE!

>>159130186
>>159130291
ragnaros is so fucking gay

>>159128892
D.va as an assassin? Wut

>>159130503
You mother is a murloc.

>>159130503
fuck right off

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>>159128892
>no Superman
Lame and not genuine.

>>159130186
>>159130291

This trash is cringe material. Mate, Ragnaros was NEVER cool. It was just you being a kid liking GI.Joes and such (I think Max Steel is for the kids nowadays?)

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>>159128957
>tfw I remember
Li Li posting was never the same after that.

>>159131581
>turns out he just fell into some closet last Blizzcon
>nobody just checked since last year
>some poor Mexican worker will now open the closet to get some material out of
>finds a mummified dude in panda costume

buy Cyberhawk KT, yay or nay?

>>159128892

Well played. This actually lines up if you assume we have three heroes left for this year and one hero per month in 2017.

Except it's never worked that way so far. So nope.

>>159131887
I'd try all his animations first.

>>159131976
Especially since Axolotl didn't have Alarak even on the "worked on" list but was released before Samuro.

They don't plan everything a full year ahead

>>159132078
very polished skin desu

>>159131887
his living bomb is harder to see than normal kael

>>159132295
They move stuff around. In Samuro's "building the nexus" video they shed some light on how they delay hero developements (for fucks sake, Samuro was THE FIRST hero they started developing and he was released only just now). For example, Rexxar was supposed to come out last summer, but then they delayed him because of Eternal Conflict event. And Samuro was decided to come out only after Rexxar, but then LoTV got released, so Artanis pushed him back, then Blizzcon where they decided that there's not enough ranged AA assassins (plus OP Kael meta would've just destroyed Samuro) so thye moved him more, then there was Tracer hype, Warcraft movie "hype" so they had to release Gul'dan and Medivh and that'd be too much orc for one summer so they moved him more and so on and so on.

So yeah, they move stuff not only a month apart. Mengsk and Mekatorque abillities strings were in thegame for a while. For all we know, they may even be playable at Blizz fortress realm, but they can still not come out for another year. Same with Varian and Malthael with recent "leaks"

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>>159131856
Fug dude, that's dark

>>159133864
Well if there was enough food and water in the closet he could still be alive.
Probably more Panda than man by now though.

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>>159134214
I believe they had already reached the maximum panda level.

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everyone in this thread is a noob

>>159131856
>>159131581
wasn't he arrested?

>>159135252
I don't know.
Really remember him posting about going to Blizzcon as Lili but then we never heard from him again.
Maybe I just missed the conclusion.

>tfw still no leaks
DED

>>159136057
Hots isn't important enough to have leaks anymore :(

>>159136232
it never was anon, it never was

>>159123716

My friend started to play HotS and recently told me so. His account is exactly lvl 10. Is he eligible for the referral friend promo?

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WHERE
ARE
YOU

YOU
FRENCH
FUCK

>>159136057
>>159136232
The leak is: There is no new content

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>>159138602
He died like he lived. In a ditch somewhere

>>159129254
>>159128892
>Rohana
Fucking yes.

What a cute slut.
I can imagine her being super specialisty with her controlling that mothership thing.

Why would they not make Maiev a hero? Is there something I do not know?

>>159140476

She got ditched because Zeratul is way more iconic. Her kit was literally the same, and like the used slut she was, she got discarded to die in a corner of some slutty hotel.

Sorry mate, sorry to have to tell you the truth, but is better to die by the sword than by kisses. She is gone man, never had a chance.

>>159140635
I'm 100% sad.

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>>159140476
>Maiev in WC3
>Fan of Knives, Blink, Shadow Strike, Vengeance
Out of these three are almost identical to Zeratul's current kit as far as gameplay is concerned.

>>159134931
Rip achewood

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>>159140705
>>159140476
There is a slight chance they might take Cordana Felsong's (another Warden) kit from WoW, modify it ad give it to Maiev.
http://wow.gamepedia.com/Cordana_Felsong_(tactics)#Abilities

But then again they could als add Cordana instead.

>>159140476
She's basically confirmed to be a skin for Zeratul, which is hilarious.

WHY ISNT GARROSH A HERO YET

I JUST WANT TO GARROSH

>>159141093
This makes me very angry.

>>159141279
BTFO more than the widowmaker fags. Zeratuls kit was a mistake.

>>159141221
Varian's taking his spot. I just want some good ol' execute and enrage mechanics.

>>159140708
if you think fan of knives is anything like zeratul's spaghetti cleave you should kys yourself

>>159141430
>widowmaker fags

Wanting an overshit character is completely different to wanting a cool warcraft character.

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So who else isn't a filthy casual and has a glorious account like me?
You're not bad at the easiest MOBA out there right?

>>159142310
Didn't she just have like 3 missions in Warcraft 3? Including that tunnel one that must've been the stupidest gimmick shit.

>>159142561
You need a shower, I can smell it from here

>>159140708
Maybe fuse blink and fan of knives into a single skill like she does in Starcraft hero wars arcade maps. Then we can give her rest of a kit similar to Katarina from LoL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxd_Md9jbi0

>>159142561
XP on characters doesn't indicate skill in the slightest.

>>159142643
You're forgetting the first campaign of TFT where she was playable in ~80% of it.

>>159143027
Where she tries to chase after Illidan and ends up being hated by everyone because she lied about Tyrande?

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>>159141221
They still don't know how to integrate his heroic into the game properly.

okay so one of you panda loving bronzies is gonna put up a link on Friday so we can watch this shit, is that clear

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>>159144234
What did you call me?

So Malthael and Deckard Cain are going to be revealed at Blizzcon, saw some posters also some dude with long blonde hair and a guitar and another protoss. Kek.

>>159145180
OMG WE ARE GETTING ARTHAS

>>159145309
No it's Arthas but those are who I saw on the banner.

>>159142561
>literally spending money on stimpacks

is blizzard's cock really that satisfying for you, anon?

>>159145569
It's not Arthas*

>>159145309
tfw you'll never have a son named Arthas and say "glad you could make it, Arthas" everytime he gets home

>>159145585
Which reminds me, is anyone who bought the one year stimpack still playing?

>>159145180

Soo, Malthael, Cain, Snake Sanders and Rohana/Fenix? Where is muh Mengsk?

As long as we get Snake and a waifu I'll call it a success.

>>159145180
Can you describe what the protoss looked like?

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>>159142840
>>159142990
>>159145585

You all should get gud instead of trying to tear down how magnificent my account is.
Jealousy makes you ugly laddos <3

>>159148429
Hey, it is cool you love the game. I respect that. But don't try to pawn it off as making you Grand Master.

>>159148429
How many real matches have you played anyway?

>>159145704
>Arthas
>not Uther

>>159149537
I'm not your son yet, young Padawan.

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>>159145180
>>159128892
If you're not bein an ebin memer then I just got really sad. All of these are pretty damn underwhelming.
Especially getting another Protoss so soon after Alarak sucks.

>>159149537
jesus christ you're right...
>tfw you'll never have a son named Uther and say "glad you could make it, Uther" everytime he gets home

>>159149784
Can confirm that half of those are not happening.

>>159149918
Why?
We need some proof damnit

D.va as an assassin seems ridiculous though

>>159149905
Why do you assume it's impossible to have a son named Uther?

>>159150045
"este es mi hijo, Uther"
lol no

Hey guys it's me, your friendly leaker axolot (I'm not using my trip because I forgot my password LOL) anyway I wanted to give you a little sneak peek on what's coming at blizzcon for Heroes of the Storm!
Three new heroes will be announced:
Hogger, Malthael and Zul'jin
Also, a brand new map based on the Warcraft battleground Eye of the Storm where you can knock people off the map to eliminate them!
Hope you have as much fun as we had while playing these heroes, see you in the nexus!

>>159150404
Okay, point taken.

>>159150449
>axolot
>not axolotl
fuck off impostor

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>>159150449
>Hogger
About time

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>all those fake leaks
At least put some effort in it, no one is gonna believe if you don't include Varian.

Seriously guys, you can meme around with all those "leaks" out of your asses for reddit to eat up, but but for those who actually want to know:
Blizzcon reveals: Ragnaros, D.Va, Varian (playable on the floor) + model for Malthael (not gonna make it for december).

>>159151154
See, but that's not believable either.

No Diablo hero, and no unique weird hero.

>>159151780
Ragnaros is this years "special" hero, and for Diablo anniversary there's Malthael but of course he's not gonna be on time, same as last years Towers of Doom halloween map came out mid-november

>>159151976
What's special about him?

He'll just be the Firelord hero from Warcraft 3

>>159152074
Yeah, and also he is boring as fuck. Give me the Goblin Alchemist instead.

>>159150404
>being a mexican

WALL FUCKING WHEN??

>>159152775
He could be spanish anon.
AND THAT MAKES HIM EVEN WORSE FUCKING SPAINTARDS GET OUT OF MY VIDEOGAMES RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>159152775
>every spanish speaker is automatically a mexican
ok Donald

>>159153745
don't you have drugs to sell or an economy to crash

>>159153812
t. CNN

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>look at bnet
>A NEW HERO
>get excited
>it's e-sports shit

>>159154315
>tfw it wont be called Battle.net for long

theyll probably call it blizz.net just to keep BNet for short, but it wont be the same.

>>159154408
the new name is blizz-tech

>>159154408
aren't they naming it "BlizzardTech" or something like that? Which sounds like a name for customer service, not the game client.

>>159154408
>>159154628
>>159154678
Why are they dropping battle.net?

>>159154818
because it's 2016 right now

>>159154818
because the word, "battle" is a trigger word

>>159154917
>>159154991
You have to be kidding me, right?

>>159154818
because apparently people get confused that the name of the company is Blizzard and the games are commonly named as "Blizzard games", but the platform is named after random word: battle.net
Most of the target audience was't even alive at the time battle.net became a new exciting brand in itself and they all recognize the games by company's name, not the client

Wait a second, doesn't artanis mention the battle.net in one of his jokes?

>>159155034
dude, stop being such a shitlord

>>159155115
This is just silly.
It's a nice name. I mean you don't hear of Valve renaming Steam to Valve-tech or renaming their company to Steam Games.

>>159155284
So when is Warcraft getting renamed to Sorcerycraft and Diablo to Red Bad Guy?

>>159155279
Yes.

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>>159150991
FUCKING WHEN?

>>159130503
He's quite the flamer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzfg0aBE19Y

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>>159157560
2 days

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>>159155531
Native Americans are not bad guys you fucking shit heel.

>>159159734
Indians are bad guys if you're a Cubs fan.

>>159159961
>being a cubs fan
hahahahaha loser!

>>159160185
I'm not a Cubs fan.
I'm an A's fan. The farm team for the rest of the league.
At least they've won a championship in my lifetime.

>>159159734
Implying that Native Americans have red skin is racist as fuck you CIS shithead.
I don't even...I mean come on it's 2016 and you just run around implying the Natives have red skin. Haven't the suffered enough already?

>>159162059
I blame Disney.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGKnCUnAsus

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>>159162582
>This video is not available in your country

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Place Your Bets: Fuck Greenskins Edition

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>>159164056
>Baning all the orcs.

>>159164056
I can't wait for Garrosh to be added as an Orc Warrior.
Can finally run full Gang Green Gang.

>>159164683
>Not having Rexxar master skin with green tint

>>159164864
But Rexxar is filthy half-breed.

>>159165015
Better him for full-orc team than no tank
>inb4 Sgt Doomhammer is a tank ;^ )

>>159165092
That why Garry be warrior to fill in as tank.
I forgot about Orky Hammer.

>>159164683
Garrosh is brown and gay though

>>159165216
Still orc.

>>159165216
Garrosh might be brown on the outside but he's green on the inside.
Unlike Thrall who is green on the outside but brown on the inside.

It's like pottery.
It rhymes.

>>159165496
And Jaina wishes he'd have made HER green on the inside.

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>>159164683
>Full orc team
>Orc battle cry at the beginning of the match
>Enemy team can hear it from the distance

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>>159164056
No Greenskins were harmed in the making of this screenshot.

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>>159165812
>Thrall hates Gul'dan and Garrosh
>Samuro hates Gul'dan
>Reghar hates Garrosh
>Garrosh hates Thrall and Gul'dan
An uneasy alliance for sure.

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>>159165812
>>159164683
This comp is more fun than it ever should be. We absoutely wrekt with it.

>>159166508
except murky about 8 times

>>159128957
>warcraft 3 jaina
>mists of pandaria jaina

>>159167020
Man, that's pretty sick. I don't even like orcs, but it does get your blood pumping.

I wonder if a full Terran team or full Nephalim team would be fun.

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>>159168871
The fan artist didn't know and had since been informed.

>>159169082
hello metzen

>>159169082
Team Terran still needs a warrior. Meaning Firebat.
Yes, I know Rexxar can fill in, but he really shouldn't count.
Zerg could almost do a full team if they had a support.

Varian
Zuljin
Ragnaros
Maybe valeera, not sure how done she is

Winter lunara
Gingerdread nazeebo
Marauder muradin skin

Cyber ram mount

KT is also in the works

>>159170464
>Gingerdread Nazeebo

don't play with my heart like that

>>159170464
I'm down for all this other than not having any SC or Diablo characters for 6 months.

>>159170970
I think we need to remove SC and Diablo from the game desu. DOTA1 didn't have them and HotS doesn't need them either, and neither does it need Overcancer heroes. TLV can stay, they're bros.

Monkey king samuro too, at some point

>>159171128
Eh. I never really played a Blizz game before this so my main reason for wanting other franchises is variety. Though I'm sick of Protoss.

>>159171896
Blizzard is the WARCRAFT company, they make WARCRAFT and people like it. These shitty little side projects they keep forcing down our throat add nothing of value and noboy likes them.

Hey, got a question:
when did people start doing the team fights in the middle lane at the beginning of the map?
and why do people do it?

>>159172546
what, are you too pussy to fight mano a mano?

>>159172156
>i don't enjoy these other franchises so they shouldn't add anything from them!!!!
this is an incredibly naive point of view, especially seeing as how diablo practically defined ARPGs and a shitload of people enjoy starcraft

>>159172156
There's a lot of fun characters in HOTS that are from side projects that are fun. Dehaka may be a nobody, but he looks cool as fuck and his kit is very entertaining.

I'm completely fine getting some Sci Fi or Darker Fantasy stuff in the mix. It does get boring when it is all Warcraft stuff, I can't imagine anyone thinking otherwise unless they are just nostalgic.

>>159172546
Apparently the wave gets there faster so clearly it and then dispersing (since mounts make map travel easy) is better for the push.

OFFICIAL HERO REVEAL LIST FOR BLIZZCON '16:

>Varian Wrynn (Melee Warrior)
>Malthael (Melee Assassin)
>Overmind (Ranged Specialist)
>DVa (Ranged Warrior)

teased but nowhere near done

>Snake Sanders (Ranged Support)
>Kel'Thuzad (Ranged Specialist)

>>159172632
>Dinosaur with a goatee that serves no purpose other than making sure your team knows you don't want to play seriously

There's nothing worthwhile about Blizzard's failed attempts at ruining their own brand.

>>159172819
>Overmind
How the fuck would that work? Would he replace the core and the player would control the minions?

>>159172602
>Koreans
>people

LEL

>>159172970
I like dinosaurs. Him being a bit undertuned numbers wise doesn't change that.

>>159172819
>DVa

I hate overshit so much.

>>159172580
as my teams designated support? yes, yes I am
>>159172764
ohhh, okay thanks, that makes sense.

>>159173234
pro teams, the general populace, and even the company who makes these games all like Overwatch more than this dead piece of shit mario party dota edition. why? because it's actually a good game not an unbalanced broken cancerfest with a skill floor lower than your mom's sagging cow tits.

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>>159173553
>because it's actually a good game

ded game

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>>159173553
>Overwatch
>good

>>159173901
>>159174267
>sour grapes

$40 sure is enough to keep the shitters out

>>159173234
I don't like it either but I like jerking off to D.va so I welcome her

>>159174329
I own the game. This doesn't magically make it not shit

>>159174329
40 bucks to eat a shitpie that every other normalfag is eating doesn't make it good.

>>159174587
>>159174440
>being this mad at a more successful, objectively better game

literally lmaoing out loud rn

>>159174724
>literally lmaoing out loud rn

You sound like a real winner.

Overwatch saved Blizzard so you ungrateful bastards can sit the fuck back down and stop crying.

>>159172819

>Snake Sanders
>Support

Wat.

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>>159174861
>Overwatch saved Blizzard
>this is a good thing

>>159174861
Overwatch was thrown together with Project Titan scraps and hasn't really affected Activision Blizzard stock in any real capacity.

It is an okay game. I play it every now and then.

>>159174861
Even if that is true it doesn't make it non-shit. Don't spill this crap into their decent games.

The only thing Overtrash saved was Metzen's coke habit

>>159175117
>>159175238
it's objectively (i.e. it doesn't matter what YOU think about it, it IS) the best blizzard game on the market and one of the best team based FPS games of all time. again, not a matter of opinion.

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>>159175325

What up hoturds? Still dead and salty about Overwatch stealing your spotlight?

>>159175325
You're actually serious and not shitposting, aren't you? Holy shit.

>>159175464
We had the spotlight at some point?

>>159175501
says a lot about your delusions

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>>159123716
S Y L V A N A S B O Y S

OP was not a niggerfaggot today

Name one thing that humanity has created that is worse than Braxis Holdout

You can't

Jaina is here to _____

>>159175820
Purge

>>159175808
Heroes of the Storm

>>159128957
>Liking blonde slut who does anal with orcs and trolls for ''diplomatic'' reasons

Jaina fag pls go

>>159175808
Warhead Junction

>>159175820
Dismantle

>>159175875
I like angry cougar Jaina more.

are blizz servers getting rekt?

>>159175820
feed

>>159175808
removing haunted mines

>>159175808
>Garden of cancer
>Shrine of Aids

>>159175325
I literally have no idea what you are on about. It is fine, I guess, but you're acting really oddly and have yet to really discuss its virtues.

I play it every once in a while and it can be fun, but the fervor you are expressing doesn't make any sense.

>>159175875
>"I'm sorry, what? Thrall and me? Ugh, who keeps spreading that filthy rumor? Besides, everyone knows I prefer blue over green."
MAGIC'd

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>>159175820
Hump

>>159176001
I think they are redesigning it, will probably reveal the updated one at blizzcon

>>159176135
Does this mean she'd take Draenei dick?

>>159175808
Overwatch

>>159175808
Furries

>>159176135
>Rumor
She spreads it because she gets off on knowing people think about her getting orc dick.

>>159176327
Nah, probably referring to the new aspect of magic.

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>>159176135
Jaina is like those college sluts

They even suck off their teacher for grades or 1 on 1 classes

Anyways, the one thing worse than Jaina fags are Tyrande cucks, both are cancerous tho

There is one only queen

>>159177283
Jaina only ever fucked Arthas.

>>159177283
>Tyrande cucks
But Tyrande is pure as the morning rain on Kalimdor.

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>>159177425
>Pure
>Pretends to like Illidan when needs his help, but ditches him for Malf when she doesn't need him anymore
>Implying she didn't cheat on Malf with some other elune soldier

>>159177406
Yea, sure thats what she wants you to believe, also that hot chick that somehow got her college degree without even going to the classes also only fucked her boyfriend this entire time, thats what she said amirite?

Also even she just fucked Arthas, he is fucking nasty, a midget white-skinned nigger

I'd rather stick my dick in pick related than Jaina, and she is a fucking runway bandit

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WHERE IS RYLIA

>>159178141
>Pretends to like Illidan when needs(...)
That's just in the spirit of a woman's nature.
>cheat
>with another woman
Come on now, he's been asleep for ten thousand years.

What's THE Samuro build to stomp shitters? I've been trying the super evasive + bladestorm and it isn't THAT good, outside of being nigh-unkillable (le 6 second stealth movementspeed blink)

>>159175820
Oh, I know this one. The correct answer is 'breed'.

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Fun and interaktiv
His weapon trade 1for 3cards.no way to get boardcontroll ever.

>>159179865
dude nice

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Does Sylvanas have functioning reproductive bodily parts?

>>159180408
If by functional you mean "there's a hole," then yes.

>>159180408
no

the only suitable breedpigs in hots are jaina, zagara, auriel, morales, li li, and azmodan

>>159178732
Its not because its ''natural'' that is acceptable, but I understand what you are saying

and cheating with a woman is really not that big of a deal

After all Tyrande isn't all that bad, I take back what I said about Tyrande fags being the worst, Jaina fags are the absolute worst

>>159180670
No. Can she BREED or not?

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>>159180408
Of course

>Current year
>Almost next year
>Not wanting to breed a virgin immortal supernatural being to breed hybrid babies with superpowers

Only Jaina fags will tell you otherwise

>>159181107
But she's dead, anon. How can she breed? Maybe that's her vengeance.

>>159181060
No, of course not. She's literally a ghost moving her old body around like a meat marionette.

>>159181107
>virgin
She was fucking Nathanos while she was alive

>>159181498
>Implying the prodigy of the windrunner family had time to fuck around

>>159181324
We are talking about a world where travelling between dimensions is possible, colossal multi-dimension dragons, orcs, elfs and wars, don't try to use common logic here Jaina, of course there is a way, there is always a way

>>159181324
>>159181354
>>159181060
>>159180807
>>159180408

see:

>>159123716

Anon finally got her pregnant. Remember him saying "wish me luck" a couple of months ago? Well, he never rested, and he did it! Hooray!

NOW, the question is, who shall we breed next? I vote Jaina, but is too easy, so I'll go with Tyrande since cucking is literally fashion nowadays.

>>159181913
>Implying the prodigy of the windrunner family had time to fuck around
When she was working with him yeah, that's what she was doing. All the windrunners were fucking humans.

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>>159181498

He is Sylvanas' fuckboy in undeath too right? He is her champion in legion

Where are the leaks???

I don't have any good first picks, so I keep being stuck playing Malf and people keep criticizing me for not somehow keeping them alive when they keep setting up 2v5 scenarios.

What should I do? I'm sure I'm at fault as well, but it is so fucking frustrating.

>>159183575
reddit please leave and stay leave

>>159183626
Troll pick Nova then.
I don't mind being Malf. I've been on a 9-1 run with him.
Sometimes you do get stuck with shitters, and nothing can changed that. Got done with a game with a Kael and Jaina who continually insisted on trying to solo the enemy team and a Zagara who refused to leave the top lane.
Still won. Somehow.

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>>159183626
Just remind yourself this game is pretty casual, blizz only makes casual games these days

I play mostly for myself, to get the mvp now, no need to go insane trying to teach some random shitters how to play the game

Started the season on diamond, since I adopted this philosophy 1 month ago I am gold 1 now, but I don't care about meaningless medals in this bullshit of a game, getting those sweet MVPs at the end make everything worth it

If you really wanna experience some real competitive game try lol or dota, or at least find some people and play team league, at least you will probably have some communication and common sense on your team hopefully

>TL;DR
Dead game is dead, Blizz too casual to even care, play for yourself or find people to play 5v5

>enemy team picks double tank
>we pick double tank
>we also pick double mage
>lose
why can't people draft?

>>159185164
Well, I finally had a decent unranked game. I'm playing UNRANKED by the way and feeling that way. I'm fine with Malf, I just feel a pressure that the second pick Butcher clearly doesn't.

>>159185402
I guess I just need to relax. Also, I first picked Johanna and had a great game and MVP, so I guess maybe I should just stick with tanks even if none of my tanks are "meta".

>>159185402
>Started the season on diamond, since I adopted this philosophy 1 month ago I am gold 1 now, but I don't care about meaningless medals in this bullshit of a game, getting those sweet MVPs at the end make everything worth it
>i d-d-don't care, this g-game is shit!!!
how does it feel to be stuck in the bottomless pit of denial

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Post stats

>>159185954
Ho- how the fuck?

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>>159185904
>Game doesn't have last shit AND has shared xp between everybody
>Small playerbase, meaning higher chance to get paired up with the same shitters on multiple matches
>By far this is moba for retards, since you can't even properly build
>Implying Blizz is aiming for true competitivenes these days
>Game where teamwork is more than essential, since one shitter feeds the entire enemy team, you get paired with shitters and lose

>B-b-b-ut I got gm!!!! this means I'm skillfull and your not!!! and I'm not playing lol or dota right now because these games are for kiddies
yea after 20 smurfs you better get that rank
>i-i-implying this meme is real!!!
Maybe nobody is a loser whose only life achievement is having that rank, I can't grind everyday, and newsflash, to get winstreaks and decent teams you need to grind, thats why its called a ''ladder'' system

>y-y-you just jealous of my skill!!

Its like a heartsone legend player talking shit about a Magic or Elder Scrolls Legends player

this game is far from true competitiveness, maybe on a 5v5 scenario it can be somewhat competitive, but when the playerbase is consisted most of drowling retards is all about that grind

But yea, keep telling yourself you are hot shit because you have enough time to waste on this garbage to grind a rank, maybe this will make sleeping at night easier, you micro-dick sperglord

>>159186347
I remember this faggot posted this same pic some thread ago, but it had like zero supports

He actually made progress

>>159186897
>anime reaction face
>stuttering greentext
>thinks dota/lol take skill

Congratulations you have won the award for Biggest Faggot

>>159187108
>Points out superfluous things getting away from original discussion
>Talks shit about lol or dota without even reasoning why they are shit

Nice strawman, now go back to plebbit where you belong, its your hole, it was made for you

>Gul'dan walks into a bank
>Requests a loan
>Bank refuses
"I will not be DENIED!"

>>159187438
theyre shit because all mobas are shit

you are a faggot because everyone that plays dotalol is a faggot

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>>159185954
Okay.

If support is your least played you may as well kys tbqh

healslut triggered

>>159188449
Mercy is not in this game yet.

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>There will be more Overwatch cosplay at Blizzcon this year then Warcraft

>>159187951
There are more assassins than supports in this game and I'm trying to level them all to 5.

>>159188862
For a game that's purely built on hype/advertisement and "waifu"-material, it's of no surprise.

>>159131887
>>159132965
I just checked, it looks amazing. Fucking get it right now. Every single ability has its effect cyber-fied. Plus, he's Iron Man.

>>159186897
>Game doesn't have last shit AND has shared xp between everybody
last hits are an excuse to waste 30 mins of a game, shared xp is cancer but it's bearable

>Small playerbase, meaning higher chance to get paired up with the same shitters on multiple matches
people love to perpetuate the ded gaem meme but it's not reached the point of being that dead

>By far this is moba for retards, since you can't even properly build
but you can
just no items involved

>Implying Blizz is aiming for true competitivenes these days
with how much they're shilling almost every single one of their game as an esports avenue, then yes, I do believe they're aiming for competitiveness

>Game where teamwork is more than essential, since one shitter feeds the entire enemy team, you get paired with shitters and lose
pings and communication are there to lead others less gifted to the path of not making dumb decisions
if they won't heed you after that then there's nothing to do; the same can be said for bad teammates in dota 2 or lol

>But yea, keep telling yourself you are hot shit because you have enough time to waste on this garbage to grind a rank, maybe this will make sleeping at night easier, you micro-dick sperglord
i like how you instantaneously assume that I'm at a high rank if only to further convince yourself that you're justified in your tantrum
seems to me that you've probably become extremely bitter at the game (yet still play it for some unknown reason), even to the point of falling from diamond to gold and are lashing out at those who put the effort into trying to play the game at a competitive level (because you squandered the chance to do the same? I don't know)

instead of projecting your staggering lack of self-worth to this thread, i'd advise you to do some introspection and not play the game with the mindset that everything is futile and that everyone you play with is bad
though it's likely too late for that since you have fallen into the actual shitter league

>>159178553
Probably dead.

>>159169378

Paging Stukov.

Pig or Goat for Scarecrow Xul?

>butcher charges me
>wind walk
>doesn't cancel his charge
>still hits me
>never even go invis
ebin programming :DDDD

>>159191335
Stealth normally doesn't cancel his charge any more than walking into bushes does.

>>159186897

Look at that, the sissy anime girl avatar anon is back. Listen to me, BRONZE was made for you, it's your hole. No, there aren't excuses to it, and no, no matter how many "memes" and anime reaction faces you post, it won't change it. ; - (

>>159191335
Pop MI or switch to another Image after 10, both break the charge.

>>159185904
>Get paired up with retards who first pick their ''main'' heroes
>AKA Nova, Tracer, Illidan
>sorry, they ONLY pick their main heroes
>tilted already in draft
>ur the only cunstant XDDD

eat shit

>>159192785
So, is the fact that they didn't fix MI's cleanse affect with the patch mean that they intended it to cleanse or do they just not know how to fix it yet?

>>159189682
>Plebbit, The Post

Yea, I must be the problem, save me the memeing, I know my role, I know how the game works, its just amazing how people are retards in every rank and there is people like you who put their white knight armor and try to pretend it you are above it and people are fine

>>159192965
I'm not sure, It works on removing DoTs, but effects like Xuls' bone prison or tracers' sticky grenade persist through.

>>159193121

>p-plebbit!

How fucking old are you? Really, this is the kind of stuff a 16 year old write.

>>159193121
no
i'm just commenting on how utterly pathetic it is to blame everything and everyone but yourself for your own misfortunes
maybe if you'd have just had a bad losestreak with retarded team after retarded team, I'd be more compassionate
going from diamond to gold is indicative of something else though, especially if taking into consideration your nihilistic mindset

How can Tyrael suck so much, but at the same time he's fine?

>>159191335

Shukuchi breaks charge if timed correctly

>>159194229

He's a character like Mehdiv, and outside of very high end coordinated play he's bad.

>>159194229
>Tyrael
>sucking
What?

Even before the rework he was great.

>>159194517
Tyrael is amazing in pubs.

>picks illidan on bhb
>doesn't do a single camp
I hate the players in this game so much

>>159196353
Is it a pre-requisite now to be a total spastic to register to bnet/play HotS? Majority of games I am baffled at how shit most players are. Like genuinely fuck-up after fuck-up throughout each game.

>>159196502
I wish Blizzard would go out of their way to somehow up the general knowledge on how to play the game amongst the playerbase. Pay Dreadnought to do it or some shit, as he's good at explaining that sort of thing.

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>>159123716
>playin butcher vs AI
>two lane map
>have 2 afk players
>literally 4 bots in my lane for 80% of match

butcher is fun when he gets rolling but holy shit if you can't stack meat up fast you're fubar'd

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>playin vs AI

>>159197573

>win 3 games daily
>don't want an aneurysm from losing QM

>>159197573
>casual as fuck moba
>sets goalposts
this game is literally only for fun, if you think ai is too casual you're too much of a tryhard to play hots

>12 game win streak, getting me out of the city of gold and into plat 4.

How fucked am I when I play tomorrow?

I was surprised this brought me from a 0 to +19 personal adjustment, I figured I'd get a 'he just got lucky' negative adjustment for ranking too fast

>>159196502
It really seems like it, even in diamond it feels like playing with bronze players who don't know what to soak or how to play the different maps.=.

>>159198641
I hope your placements weren't like mine were the other day.

Finally had time to do them.

>Valla leaving entire match to leave us with a bot all game.

>Purposely trollin first pick Illidan

>Trolling first pick Nova.

>Muradin who troll'd and stayed in one lane all game

>Gazlowe who ignored team fights all game and either sat around doing nothing or ran AWAY from fights.

And so on. I went 3-7 and most f it was from shit like this.

I had never been placed under plat in placements before now so it stung when I was dropped in gold 3.

is medivh as boring as he looks?
the only f2p heroes i have to level to 5 this week are him and zarya

>>159205297
A good Medivh can put the team on his back.

>>159205831
Not really since Medivh is inherently reliant on the awareness/skill of his teammates.

>>159205831
>>159206228
i had a good dehaka that took my portal a few times to catch some kills
he really is dependent on having good players on your team
there should just be a person that can throw allies around so you can slap dumb melee assassin's right on top of squishy heroes and all they gotta do is smack their face off the keyboard

>be medivh
>fucking bitches up 24/7
>finishing niggaz off behind their gates and escaping
>retard illidan hunts in an obvious 1v4 (I'm nearish but other 3 are way away)
>shield and portal right on top of him and into a bush safe away
>dies seconds later
>"omg noob medivh wtf help me?"

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It's time. Post em.

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>>159185954
Most of the specialist games are Abathur.

>>159207240
>Activate Windows

>>159207365
New computer. Don't wanna bother paying for it right now or dl a cracked version.

>>159207436

Nah, you are just dumb.

>>159207240
>.PNG
Kys

>>159188862
>not wanting to see fat asians dressed like sluts
Anyhow, the good cosplayers who want to do something worthwhile will pick warcraft regardless, the masses will go with overwatch, so it's not much of a problem unless you want to sift through a lot of shit to find the nice warcraft cosplay.

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>>159181107
Alleria > Vareesa > Sylvanas > Sylvos

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Tomorrow is the day lads!
This is gonna be great. Hopefully

>>159197573

>win 3 games daily
>go 3-3
>5 minutes in queue
>20 minute games
>150 minutes to do daily

>go 3-0 vs AI
>instant queue
>8 minute games
>25 minutes to do daily
>literally get it done in the time it takes you to lose one game and be 0/3

fucking lmfao stay mad nerd

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The ritual begins.

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Life. Death. A circle unbroken.

Why can you only ping like 3 times? People need way more pings before they can react to something in this game.

>>159213895
>see something urgent
>gotta ping fast and fuck up the ping type
>try to correct myself
>can't
absolute bullshit, once people thought I wanted to do boss because I accidentally pinged defend instead of danger and they went in.

>>159214139
Why did they remove it?

>>159214446
too spooky

>>159214446
too fun

Why do people run away from gazlowe when he just sits there charging his lazer? That is free damage you get on him while he is stunning himself for the charge. Someone took zag from me just to get pushed out of lane by gazlowe because they just let him do that.

>>159214743
t. bronze

>Mirror Image still cleanses all negative effects on an 18 second cooldown with no mana cost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1MAOb-BCnk&feature=youtu.be

>>159214902
Wrong.

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Hola Amigos, my name is José Vargas.
I helped company Blizzard set up for Blizzcon. They gave free codes to people like me. I usually post on /int/ but I decided to tell you what I saw at work.

So for this game they will announce:
Varian Wrynn (warrior)
Arcturus Mengsk (especialista)
Boogeymonster (warrior, HS original)
Fjola Penívea & Eydis Penaumbra (support &
asesino, double hero)
Dark Wandering (warrior, very special for el Diablo anniversary)

Also:
Helicopter mount
Gul'dan skin Murloc
Male Sonya
Christmas Elf Li Ming
Ghost of Christmas Present Uther

>>159215350
And now you'll end up in Blizz's special mexican prison, since you said what's your llamo.

>Varian, Mengsk, Dark Wanderer
good
>Fjola and Eydis
ooook? I guess? Lately there have been many retards that want another double-player hero, but with seperate bodies (Mortar Team). But those two would be kinda nice for that niche.
>Christmas slut LiMing
diamond
>Boogey, Male Sonya, no Reindeer Lunara
aaand...you've ruined it. No chance

>>159215219
Tell me, what doesn't it cleanse?

>>159215884
If you take reveal on auto-attack on Lunara he's still visible.

>>159207360
>>159214139
): Back when tassadar was good. Now he's same winrate but a squishball

>>159215350
>Fjola Penívea & Eydis Penaumbra

Okay, but who?