Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>>159092948
>hmm this jap jew who is infamous for selling user data owns a website

>LET'S GIVE HIM ALL MY 4CHAN POSTS AND TIE IT TO MY REAL LIFE NAME AND ADDRESS AND PAYMENT INFORMATION

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Xth for the savior of western Dota

nth for cute carry players

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Anime (NP) will win the Boston Major!

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is /a/ the most dunning kruger board on 4chan?

>>159093428
nah thats /n/ or /o/

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>>159093402
Wings will win.

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>>159093259
>All the advertisement is perfectly setup by moot for years
>Retarded chink goes to fuck everything up in a single day
>"Whoops looks like we lost our advertisers, please buy several passes or site is kill"

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So why are we using a new thread when the previous is at 719 posts?

What the fuck happened to the mods deleting threads when these were made before the last reached the 750 post limit?

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>EE fancucks

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>>159093521
no

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>>159093559
>What happened to the mods

That's what I'd like to know too.

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reminder that banter culture replaced anime culture years ago

pretty cringey when animeNEETs from steam or foolz try to "raid" d2g during EE games desu

>>159093264

howthe fuck we gon goe to a new thread sub 720 post right wheni advertised fuck yall niggaaaaaaasz

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>>159093652
None of the other teams are choke-proof like Wings are and the meta hasn't changed significantly.

>>159093784
>Wings are anime
>Wings won TI

Checkmate dotard

>>159093859
jesus christ psg why not just end urself, youre clearly god awful

Some of you guys are alright.
Don't queue USW tomorrow.

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>>159093784
>banter culture

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What the fuck is the point of being so slippery if you pose absolutely no threat to anyone ever?

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>>159093270
This fucking kid smokes?

What a fucking degenerate.

It's shit like this that will make you losers die before you reach 50.

I'm over 30 and never smoked a day in my life, man. I'm as healthy and I look as if I was still in my 20's while my friends who smoke look and feel older than me.

And this is a old generation example. Fuckin' Millennials today are even worse, nothing but trash.

>>159093983
DUDE

>>159094037
WEAVE

>>159094037
>>159094089
Epic.

>>159093989
zai is a pseudo-intellectual as it gets
of course he smokes

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>>159093989
>over 30
>posting anime on an image board

>>159094114
I think he smokes because he was raised in Sweden and they fucking love their cigs and snus there, also probably fell for the dumb "relieves stress" meme about it.

Growing up where I lived in America a packet of cigarettes was almost twice the cost that it is in Sweden.

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>an 83 year old moortugeese anime addict trying to give other people life advice

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>>159094114
>pseudo-intellectual

Shouldn't he be smoking Opium then?

>>159094131
That's just a reaction image LOL

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>wake up
>qualifier spots granted to peru & russia

well this is how following pro dota finally ends for me, I'm done. maybe I'll make an exception to follow AF in Boston since they are the last likeable team

guess now I'll have even more time to play the game and I can even delete twitch from my bookmarks because any other esport is garbo tier

>Create new account in the hopes of getting a better mmr (currently 2k)
>Play okay in most of my games trying to have the least deaths and the biggest amount of asists as possible
>Play support because in muh pubs there is always the ebin 5 man core lineup
>End up so far with almost 65% winrate and okay stats
>I'm still in NORMAL SKILL

DOTARDS? CARE TO EXPLAIN?

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/372432100

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>>159094262
What's wrong with liking Anime?

I've watched Evangelion on TV back in 1996 and Dragon Ball even before that.

It's a pretty good hobby to have.

Much better than spending over 3k hours playing a shit ass broken game like DOTA 2 is.

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>thread is both dead and full of animeNEET raiders

>>159094401
a new account doesn't mean your skill gets better

you're still shit

>>159093270
fuck this pic made me crave a ciggie

>>159094401
how du u get the lane displayer thing

>>159094472
Neck yourself, frog poster.

>>159094564
Neck yourself as well, degenerate.

>>159094401
its almost as if the game knows your 2k trash

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>>159094472
I feel like it's almost every day I have to tell some cretin that I run this shit and it's not /d2g/ anymore, it's /asg/ - anime shitposting general. It is only /d2g/ during major lans and TI.

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>>159094470
at least you're right about one thing, dota is indeed a garbage game

i thought you were a gameshitter though 'iago
or was that in your past 57 years of life

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>>159094401
>Create new account so i can play peaceful without getting bombarded by party requests
>Play game
>Smurf detection kicks in
>VHS consistently after the first game

>>159094114
>zai is a pseudo-intellectual as it gets
based on him smoking?
what a pseudo-intellectual claim to make

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>n-no stop posting that

>W-we run 4chan not y-you

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>he's triggered by the face of 4chan

sheever BLACKED

when

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>>159094780
>>159094793

>>159094401
because you're shit?
how hard to you actually think it is to get good stats on a new account?
fuck man, I actually think you just don't realise how shit the level of dota guys in your trench actually play

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>i don't even know why im posting this

>tfw probably gonna be one of those dorks in normal skill bracket after 1k hours

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>stop posting the mascot of the four chins

>>159094624
>>159094489
>>159094881

I'm not really worried about me being bad or not.

Here is the first account for reference: http://www.dotabuff.com/players/320976521/matches?page=14

What worries me is that in my first account I started getting high skill and very high skill matches around the 10th or 11th game won (I'm not even that good but I just did) and in this new account I havent breaked that specific bracket even when I have been doing okayish and gotten even more experience kinda like this anon >>159094679 says. Did I dun goofed at some point?

Also the real reason I kinda just abandoned the first one was because I just got sent to the shadow realm so hard that I wanted a new start.

>>159094929
it's okay if you don't play much and have a life

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>>159094638
I only played serious on good games, my dude. Like Diablo II.

I actually ranked #26th on the 1st Paladin Ladder, #12th on the 2nd Paladin Ladder on Classic, and I was also I was the #9th Paladin player to first reach level 99 in the entire European Realm in the 1.08 patch when Diablo II 's LoD expansion came out on 2001.

It was good shit.

Though my phone bill went through the roof.

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>tiago actually has good taste in video games

>>159095085
why phone bill
did you actually play diablo 2 on dialup

>>159095213
he also has good taste in anime

>>159095085
Diablo ii was the shit

Did you also maphack and/or bot then

I feel like it was just the way it was meant to be played online tbqh

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>>159095309
>good taste
>anime

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>WAKE UP
>BROWSE TWITTER FOR SOME LATEST DOTA 2 PROFESSIONAL PLAYER NEWS
>TEAM NP IS POSTING 4CHIN MEMES
>REALIZE THAT REDDIT WILL CLAIM THEY DID IT FIRST
REEEEEEEEEEE WHY DOES REDDIT ALWAYS TAKE OUR MEMES AND CLAIM IT FOR THEMSELVES FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEE

>Nahaz continues to be allowed

nice esport dotards

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Do you guys know the bathtub curve from reliabilit- oh wait you're NEETs of course not

Anyway there's early life failures and then the failure rate goes down and it only goes up late in life

I just realized that AnimeNEETs this applies to since many of you kill yourself between the ages of 16 and 30.

If you make it past you become tiago and then usually live to a normal age of death

>Luigi with the spicy meatball
poetic

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I'M GETTING THIS THREAD BACK ON TRACK
QUICK
POST
RATE
SUBSCRIBE
GUESS
MMR

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>Yeah, I know they lost that fight BUUUUT IMAGINE IF X HERO HAD Y ULT
wow great analysis nahaz good stuff

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>>159094780
>>159094793
>>159094908
>>159095004
>Frogposters

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>>159094638
>>159095085
Little typo there, sorry about that. I went to grab it from a pasta because I was too lazy to actually type all that.

Also, I was rather serious in WoW during the Burning Crusade, as I was part of one of the top 50 world guilds that killed M'uru in Sunwell before he was nerfed.

My guild actually killed him on the last day before the nerf. I had never screamed as hard as I did in front of a PC screen before.

>>159095224
Yes.

I played Diablo II during 2000, 2001 and maybe 2 more years after, but I've only did two ladders in LoD and then went back to Classic.

During those years the only internet available was through dialup.

And kid, I've been on the Internet since 1998. I was using IRC before some of you mongoloids even learned how to walk.

>>159095353
I never used any maphack or bots. I just grinded, insanely hard.

I was responsible for several duplicated items such as "the blue bow" and "the prismatic greaves" back in classic though. But I just provided the original items, I didn't duplicated them myself, my old friend Bonelegend did.

I was actually present the first the duplicate of the blue bow got traded off for 100 jordans in the game. Good stuff.

Here, take a memento of mine because I'm feeling thankful.

No autographs please.

>>159095834
why is his hand so small

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>>159095834
Wow, someone actually responded.

>>159095940
Trump

>>159095947
haHA DALE MR 3 OOOOOOHHHHH 5

haha oop

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Dotards?

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

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Man, you losers actually made me feel nostalgic now with this shit.

Fuck, man... back in the time when I actually cared about video-games, didn't had to work, didn't had to put up with shit and all I did was hang out with friends, get drunk, fuck bitches and play games.

Not cool my dudes, not cool, man.

Not that I still don't do that stuff anymore, but the having to work part and having to put up with shit part fucking SUCKS.

This is why truNEET is the superior lifestyle all the way.

I actually feel sad for you losers here. You'll never get to experience the prime moments where playing video games online actually meant something and actually was fun.

Or wait... no I don't, you should all kill urselves if you haven't realized your playing a shit ass broken game right now LOL

>>159096632
t. peruvian

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wait, NP Is winning?

man just by looking at the images in this thread I can tell it's pure garbage.
I don't need to read anything to know which aspies are currently in the thread
You 'tards should mix it up a bit desu

>>159096701
yea this is how the pro teams win games without trying
they just out experience them in the lategame

>>159096528
tfw no qt manlet bf

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HOW DO YOU STOP HIM?

why is the joindota stream such shitty quality

>>159095632
I see this guy posted a lot.
Who is he?

>>159097021

know this feel well

>>159097179
Capitalist

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Why does Nahax have to ruin everything he touches? Why can't he just fuck off to obscurity already?

>>159097140
JoinDOTA has no money.

>>159097021
Only "woman" he's had a relationship with in his life was a transsexual he would cyber with on WoW. If he didn't have the sense to only do it in private messages I'd have the proof to out him to his family and get him disowned too.

>>159097081
he himself is the only one who can stop him

wait so if you are 5k can you just spam a hero and turn off dotabuff ever time you lose and become the #1 ranked on that hero?

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Ill finish the whole thing some other time
and by finish i mean coloring
i did not make the original paper drawing

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>>159097606
>Flat shading

Jesus fuck just use a gradient brush and overlay it you r**ard

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why is hard support riki like the most fun shit to play in this game?

>>159097738
is there anything you cant do Tiago?

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>>159097834
I'm not Tiago fa**ot

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Post heroes who are totally useless

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

@159097764

nice damage, faggot

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>>159097606

This is a pretty mediocre vector.

I've seen people in the Sakurafish threads do a better job.

>>159097924
>all those redditors that role play as him.

>>159098018
>having damage as riki
>when you have 0 agi items and took 0 farm in the game

right

>>159094401
>he thinks that it's the GPM that wins him the game

>>159097738
fu didnt you read?
>Ill finish the whole thing some other time
i bet you are a bad teammate in dota

>>159095890
r u really 57 tiago? my mom just hit 57 today. (not joking)

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artour

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>>159097924

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>>159098080
Sorry it looked like you spent about 15 minutes work on it so I figured it was just always going to be bad.

Also I think the stroke on your outlines is too thick.

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>>159098116
What the fuck

nah dude, I just turned 33 last month.

>>159098116
Congrats to your mother though.

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who /chamomile mint/ tea with carr's here?

>>159095890
>During those years the only internet available was through dialup.

nope you could get ISDN in the late 90s and cable by 2000

congratulations on all that but as PSG I have been on the internet since 1994 and I was actually part of IRC groups that mattered, suck shit and get off my general fag

>>159098405
uhmm.. its spelled creams

>>159098020
well im not a drawfag, im using paint.net and concider this is the first time im coloring something
>>159098230
y-yeah i spent like 15 minutes on it
or maybe 1 hour or 4
im new to this shit don't be so hard on me

>>159098467
I know someone I'd creme qt turn around

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>>159098415

What the fuck

Who?

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>>159098525
>Paint.net

Why don't you stop being a faggot and just pirate illustrator or photoshop, people only care about the quality of your work not what you were capable of with subpar tools.

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>>159098709
Hey you.

I like you.

You've got your priorities straight, my dude.

>>159098782
Haha, nice one kid! I like your moxie, I really do. You remind me of a younger me.
Back when I was just starting out on the boards, I would pull stunts like this all the time. Turn a meme on its ear. Try to be a "big guy" and impress the oldfags. It's completely normal.
But ya know what, kid? In time you'll come to learn that there's more to memery than simple tradition. There's great strength in it. Playing along with some OP's epic bait isn't something we do because we want to fit in. We do it because it weeds out the reddit fags and normies from the true memesmen of 4Chan.
You stay around here long enough, kid, and you'll come to realize this. But for now, get out there, have some fun, and think about what I said.
And then read the first letter of each sentence of this post ;^)

So... from now on we'll have SA and NA qualifiers, aswell as EU and CIS have been separated...

I guess it's time to start grinding mmr, I mean, I have to be better than those peruvian monkeys... Maybe I am the king SA region needs. If I get 6k by the next qualifiers I'll make a team.

>>159098415
did you comunicate over the world or just the lokal area during that time period?
i remember my brother sitting in some irc chat in 1995 or something like that and probably a few years before that.

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NP VS EG soon

So who wins?

I have a confession to make. I dream every night about Mirana and Luna. You just know that they're passionate lovers that will do anything for each other. I imagine that Mirana is quiet and shy and Luna is fierce and outgoing, but in bed they always swap roles. Mirana is secretly the dominant partner, and Luna is a submissive slut. Every night I dream that Mirana ties Luna up tightly and uses one of her arrow heads to tear neat holes in her spandex. Then she forces Luna to take off her shoes with nothing but her mouth and worship her perfect feet, one in her mouth and the other rubbing Luna's pink pussy. Then she switches off and makes Luna taste her own juices while the other continues rubbing Luna into a pure ecstatic orgasm. Then Mirana flips Luna over and fucks her raw with a strap-on while Nova and Sagan fuck her in the mouth and booty-hole. Luna orgasms over and over and lets out screams and moans of joy, until everyone cums one last time in unison.

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>Enemy picks carry
>Doesn't get pressured whatsoever
>No one helps gank him in jungle or ward
>Lose when he's 6 slotted

>I pick carry
>Nightmare lane
>Jungle warded
>Smoke ganks in the warded jungle
>Lose with 2 items

Honestly is there some kind of fucking secret to playing carry? Some box in the options where you check it and suddenly no one gives a shit that you sit in jungle farming your way to victory?

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>>159099303
EG doesn't have a match for 17 hours and they'll win it for certain.

>>159099376
early lane aggression before they get levels

farm your jungle

split push

farm the enemy jungle

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>>159099303

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>>159099303

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Goodnight d2g, you're all fucking losers to me

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Thread is kinda dead isn't it, dotards.......

>>159100021
yeah? well you're puppys cute

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i just realized looking at my dotabuff items that the items with which i have the highest win rate are mobility items (like crazy 70% winrate with all of them)

looks like im buying blink/force staff/glimmer cape in every game now

and 40% wr with qb
what a time to live

any good games on that meme mode?

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>>159097968
Yes

>>159100021
hello sir its my birthday today
can i have that pup please

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>>159097968

>>159100619
o shit my brain is fried
for some reason i thought this was lina

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>Attacker stream
>he picks Kunkka

Time to git gud /d2g/

Any way to induce nightmares when I go to sleep?

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>lay in bed
>all is peaceful and quiet
>im left completely alone with my own thoughts to contemplate life
>suddenly a revelation dawns upon me
Arc Warden is fucking garbage

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>159100879
>Attacker stream
>he picks Kunkka
>again
and people wonder why not even a tier 3 teams would pick him, guy only excels at one hero and that hero is getting nerfed at 89.

Why isn't anyone good streaming?

Why no Winter Major

>>159101547
Too many Major's not enough Generals.

>>159101290
i'm sure he could get on tier 3 teams, it's just that he doesn't want to join them

it's the same problem with most non-professional high mmr players

>>159093983
bump

>garethcasts
wait a second I know that voice...

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>>159052102
I havent checked on dorohedoro in months
possibly a year
gulag helping me out again

>>159101664
that's partially true but it's also largely the idea that nobody needs another mid / carry player. there are way too many of those. you have to be truly exceptional, which attacker isn't, if you want to get picked up from a good team as a mid or carry player.

what if you could stack rosh

what if you killed yourselves

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>tfw I might have a chance to go to the next major through SA qualifiers
Gracias Valve!

what if morphling could morph int

>>159102231
well he can
negatively atleast

>>159102129
who are you

>>159100881
look into sleep paralysis

>>159102129
smash pls you're banned at valve events

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>>159102360
That's probably verguenza.

>>159097606
Nice, it seems like the cape is miss placed though. The body looks a bit awkward to.

what if morphling could morph movespeed

what if Morphling can replicate a tower

>>159102936
what if you got +1MS for every 10 AGI

what if morph could replicate the ancients

what if morphling could morph attack range

So it's one of these threads, huh?

>>159103157
what if morph could morph shitposts

what if Morphling can replicate an entire thing

what if alchemist received a discount on all item purchases

what if everyone in this thread killed themselves

What is the best courier and why is it Cuckles?

>>159101290
>be 8k mmr
>people wonder why he's not joining tier 3 teams like BSJ

what if you could reincarnate in real life

Why is everyone buying a quelling blade in professional games now? Is this the new magic wand?

>>159103441
BSJ deserves a better team like EG

>>159103507
Nothing would change since all humans have 0 mana.

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>Super perfect Riki streak broken by internet connection randomly dying out

Not even the forced 50 can handle me right now

When sheever has been a footslut?

>>159103725
>pick rikki
>game think you are a noob that dont know how to play
>win
is that what happen?

>>159103725
forced 50 is evolving

LPQ is the worst designed system I've ever seen:

1. It should be region locked.
2. It should be a maximum of 1000mmr up or down.
3. You should only be able to be reported a maximum of 1 time from each game, regardless of how many players from that game actually report you. But a minimum of 3 different players from that game should still have to report you for it to count, parties only counting as 1 vote regardless.
4. Leaving LPQ games, AFKing, or having the game detect that you are feeding should give you a 2 hour ban from LPQ.


Comedy Mode:

5. If all 5 players leave the fountain without a courier they are instantly given a loss and a 2 hour ban.
6. Anyone who instant picks a hard carry is automatically forced to buy 2 obs wards and the courier.

what happens if rubick steals burrow, uses it and then steals another spell

>people that play lich/tusk as solo offlane
>people that play wd/rasta/lion mid
>people that play necrophos/pugna as a support
>people that play beastmaster/centaur as junglers
>people that play bh/riki/pudge as solo offlaners instead of roaming supports
>people that play spirit breaker as anything but a support
>people that play nightstalker mid
>people that play doom as anything but a roaming support
>people that play void as a safelane carry
>people that play weaver mid
>people that play slark mid or offlane
>people that play clinkz offlane
>people that play zeus as a support
>people that cliff jungle

please kill urselves lol

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remember to keep it positive

>>159104451

all of these opinions are incorrect

get these player cards out of my inventory lads

>>159104451
i agree
Don't forget people who play dota

>>159103860
>be nobody
>not know how type
>look dumb
is dis wat hapin
Honestly if you can't see the benefits of roaming riki you gotta be mega trash. Also LMAO 3 ECHO SABRE HITS WITH ULT

>steal some losers mid
>WERE GONA REPORT U DUDE
>they all abandon
>nothing ever comes of it and one of them scored low pri from the abandon
lel

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>still no techies nerfs
MY RIDE CONTINUES

>>159104805

echo saber doesnt work with riki ult i believe.
Riki's regular attacks trigger Echo Sabre as usual, but attacks from his ultimate are performed once and Echo Sabre is on cooldown anyway. The thing is that Echo Sabre triggers only for the first two attacks. If there's one evemy hero in Riki's ulti, the slow debuff will be applied after the first and the second hit on enemy. If there's two enemy heroes, the slow effect will be applied only after the first hit, but on both of enemies. If there's three enemies, everything stays the same as for two enemies, but the third enemy will not be slowed.

roaming riki is situational as fuck btw

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>went from finishing last at big LANs to not even qualifying for them anymore
>no westerners want to join his team after EE's revelations
>lazy as fuck according to Universe
>can't retire and and get a good roster to siphon money from to "build the brand"

Where does his career go from this point?

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>>159095663

>>159105093
Maybe if you didn't fucking assume, booted up dota and take the 5 minutes to test it you would fucking know. Of course riki is situationnal not many heroes aren't. If Echo Sabre is on cooldown and the first hit is with his ult it has a weird interaction where it applies the echo sabre debuff twice and literally hits 3 times. Just stop fucking posting misinformation and fuck off back to 3k.

>>159105135
C'mon dude. He has a family.

why don't people play a bot game or play around in demo hero before playing a new hero in a real match?

it's really boring having a slow 4v5 loss while someone figures out what spells do

>>159105331

thats literally what i posted

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>>159095663
GIVE ME CLOCK TIPS NOW

HELP A NORMAL SKILL PLAYER

I build tranqs, blademail then either aghs shivas or lotus

>>159105730
play him 2 years ago

>>159105730
clock is just not a hero after 30 min

>This Zai Timbersaw game

WONDERFUL BALANCE MY MAN.

>>159105850
plz buff clock for bulbo

zai stream is pure kino

>>159105331

it doesnt hit 'literally 3 times' but it does debuff multiple units

pretty decent i guess

>>159105135

fight me

>playing ranked
>in picking phase
>3 people simultaneously abandon on my team
>they actually didn't and their hero portraits are still visible and they even pick their heroes
>in game now and two players who are definitely in the game have their portraits blacked out
>two people on enemy team quit because who wouldn't the game thinks they abandoned
>except it doesn't and the game isn't safe to leave
>two of our teammates dc too
>playing a 3v3
>28 minutes of fucking around before we take ancient
>"+25 mmr"

Based volvo handing out literally free mmr

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dead

Good Streams:
GrandGrant solocast
Zai
Puppey (rip
Eosin
2GD cast (rip)
Shit Streams:
Everything else.

>>159107579
shever tier:
siractionslacks trying to solocast games

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Who is the hardest carry?

>>159108646
my neighbor

>>159105135
>soon no Eastern players will play with him too
>forced retirement
>PLD, Cyborgmatt, and others needs to jump ship
>The inevitable Kaipi reunion begins
>meanwhile Puppey's stuck in the CIS trying to poach players

Man, I wish Puppey's career just fucking dies before TI7 as payback for not paying his players and being a fucking cunt to his teammates (destroying RTZ's dream, twice).

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PUT THE ____ IN THE BAG

I HAVE A GAME TO _____

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>>159108646
YOU FUCKING SPOILED IT FOR ME
I WANTED TO TAKE A 3 MONTH BREAK SO I COULD READ A COUPLE CHAPTERS AT ONCE
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

why is draskyl such a dick?

outside of casting he's not interesting

>10 hours until Kaipi play

>>159105598
who fucking knows
5k players always pick heroes they have ZERO fucking clue how to play

they could even be a hero spammer but the moment they're on my team they decide it's time to learn a new hero

>pick a support
>don't buy support items
>don't support the lane
fucking nice

>>159109462

Who did they replace SingSing with?

>open dota
>updating dota

EVERY FUCKING SECOND DAY A 200MB UPDATE WTF ARE YOU UPDATING HOLY FUCK

>>159108991
put the DAGON in the bag, i have a game to WIN

>>159109669
bulba

>>159109669
Attacker.

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>>159109669
welcome to gabeN's botnet. you can never leave

>>159109674
please see >>159109836

>Spring major is using the same single elim format
Why

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>>159109674
>open dota
>downloads like 20 kb of what i pressume are custom games leftovers

Just how many custom games have you installed?

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https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/4a/Dlc_bastion_announcer_pick_viper_follow.mp3

Viper love when? Fuck Jakiro.

SirActionSlacks reminds me of Chris Pratt

>>159110812
Who?

obligatory me ooga team booga post

phew. glad i got that off my chest. thanks for listening d2g. im glad you are here to help me through these troubled times

>>159110546
Nil by custom games?
Also that chick more please, holy shit

>>159111445
>obligatory me ooga team booga post

obligatory kill urself reply

>>159111461
>obligatory kill urself reply

obligatory peruvians/pinoys/russians shitting up my games though response

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>>159111453
>tfw i like extensive entretaining blogposts
>basically all blogposting these days is ooga booga

>>159111775
>>159111445

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Why is this allowed

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why do people get armlet on kunkka but not on weaver? it's amazing with geminate attack and synergizez well with her ultimate

will there ever be a NA team as good as ti5 EG?

the current EG looks pretty good but its hard to call them NA at this point

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>>159112102
Ppd will return in couple months, just be patient
In the meantime, you can wish him Happy Birthday on Twitter

>>159112076

its EU mmr so theyre better than slacks

>>159112094
well gee i duno, maybe because he's not a strength hero and also can't handle the hp it burns while used
theres only two non-strength hero's that armlet goes alright on, and it's PA and Sniper
and that only applies to memeing, nothing serious or legitimate

>>159112076
?

how was DC actually so shit last night?

i missed ti6 but i thought they would be good

>>159112225
>pa and sniper
>no juggs

>>159112076
sheever gained like 700 MMR, good girl

>>159112357
DC only played one strat that involved spamming Timbersaw and Mirana for their ability to shit out AOE damage. They kicked Moo so they lost their TImber player, and its a special draft format so they cant play the same strats.

Also it just got exposed

>>159112597

is gaining mmr easier when streaming? i mean theres the chance of sniping but id imagine people are less likely to act like dipshits

>>159112660
how the fuck am I supposed to know why dont you go ask her

>>159112738

shes not responding

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>decide to finally git gud at playing Invoker
>play like Invoker 20 games on new smurf
>games start to get harder than on my main account
>start to feel bad for going mid because everyone else tries so hard to win and they can actually play their hero while i choke during late game fights and rarely win mid without rotations
Should I just go offlane as QW? I can't bring myself to play Overthrow or bot games. I'm just so bad at late game fights, watching my replays is painful. How do I stop caring about disappointing my team?

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>>159112076
>I have a higher MMR than ODPixel and Sheever
Feeels gooood.

>>159113082

tfw lower mmr than sheever by 2k

at least im not anthony burch

>load into game
>mark carry
>some guy picks slark instead
>whatever, ill support
>"sorry i didnt see u marked carry, sry for wasting time"
>abandons

?????????

>>159112946
hmm try not giving a fuck

>>159113137
your comment made me glad, because atleast I dont have to tell myself I'm not anthony burch to feel better about myself

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>>159112225
>he doesn't know about armlet nyx

>>159113380
hi anthony burch
what are you doing up at 3am?

>>159113696
Nigga I was saying that you're pathetic too and that I'm a step above you on the non-pathetic ladder as in anthony burch is one step under you then theres me one step over you baka making me explain shit this is basic stuff anon

>>159113667
wow sugoi meme

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>>159112185
i miss him

what if bloodseeker thirst ms/dmg lingered for 2.5 seconds after a target was killed?

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>>159113860

why does PPD choose some ugly gfs

>>159114552
you don't choose who you fall in love with

>>159114552
because he's ugly himself
why do you worship him

>>159114552
What does his current girlfriend look like?

>>159114745
https://twitter.com/deathnekotifa

>>159114552
Money can take you only so far, also he is as thirsty as any normalfag ever.

>>159115062
why do people tweet their entire life like that
do they really think anybody cares

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>>159114552
leave him alone, its hard finding someone who looks like you
hes settling for as close as he can get

>>159094401
l2p noob. Im very hight skill player, but i don't even tryhard in my games

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is our guy streaming yet.

>>159115254
is he a narcissist?

>For the Spring Major Qualifiers, we will be breaking the Americas Qualifiers into two distinct regions—North America and South America—and similarly changing the Europe Qualifiers into separate Europe Qualifiers and CIS Qualifiers.
what did they mean by this

>>159115496
are you new?

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>>159096632
What is actually wrong with you. Why do you ruin every /d2g/ thread ever made. Then you delusionally go on like you're some kind of fucking hot shot that's super popular with the girls or some shit when you're most likely some gargantuan mass of lard that lives in a shack in your step-moms back yard eating frozen chicken nuggets all day long while you masturbate to loli. You're not cool. You never were or will be. Now please go ahead and respond with you're usual cringe show of "man's" and "my dudes" cuz here's your fucking (you)

>>159104472
I've haven't seen so many of his streams, but friend of mine are saying that CLQ doesn't have a job and he don't like drugs. Is it true?

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OUR GUY BULLDOG IS STREAM

>>159115136
same question. But I don't even get a point of having facebook and taking photos of yourself.

>>159115062
I fucking hate women like this.

>>159115573
Nice job replying to that post five and a half hours later, idiot.

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>naming your daughter "crystal maiden"
why would they do this

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>>159116384
that's her title, the name is rylai

>2012
>d2g promises me dota will be filled with cheesy hats like terminator clockwerk or captain america sven

>2016
>still no redhood CM arcana to be seen

why did you lie to me?

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>>159116502
spoiler that shit

SKA DOOSH

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>>159116672
and I forgot the pic

>wake up
>NP stole my 'top 2 na' aui picture
I don't know how I feel about this.

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>>159116502
windrunner's face doesn't even have freckles and her eye's arent blue either, also she doesn't have whatever is hanging off her ear

DELETE THIS

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>>159116775

>>159116797
that's the dota3 concept model anon

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>>159116797
more accurate

back off though it's my gf

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wr is my gf stay away thanks

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>>159116828
>he doesn't know about valve and part 3s

>>159116775
Does that mean that envy browses the 'lag then?
Is he the loli pugna poster?

>ally bots feed 1 by 1 when enemy bot team 5-mans
>bot oracle doesnt use his spells right way
>enemy bots dont even bother defending t4 if they get stomped
They made these bot matches scarily accurate of 3k pubs.

>>159116967
that's impossible since envy is incapable of having good taste

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>>159116865
sorry m8 she's already married to me :3

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>he is not a dotard

what is your, excuse, anon?

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>>159117028
im a dotruds

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>>159116915
it will have a different release name than dota3, like csgo

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cubs won tards of dota

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>>159117061
whats a doturd?

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>>159117094
>"""""world""""" series
>when nobody in the rest of the world cares about ice hockey

how to?

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>Secret suddenly interested in playing LANs again

haha oh wow

>>159117214
>ice hockey
truly the tards of /vg/

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REMINDER

LoL has better content

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>>159117214
>tfw you will never have another queen of the internet like boxxy
>tfw boxxy grew up and so should you
;_;

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>>159117367
boxy was a discount cracky-chan anyway, not something a newfag like you would know but whatever

>>159117256
>Tier infinite chink teams
>Poo in loos
>Literal aussies
>Mongolians

What the fuck is this lan

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>>159117439
The only one secret are going to

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>>159117430
>oldfagging on the worst of all boards
>literal who
>posts a picture of someone who has autism
>he

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>>159117256
I hope MidOne is still able to play good after slippery bungalow stair accident.

>>159117561
Nice post, dude.

When do you buy eul on Rubick

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>>159117256
>ignore tier 2 LAN's thinking you'd go to boston
>fail to qualify
>only thing thats left is tier Z noname shit
granted i was expecting them to disband and the org to die, guess presidential dreams are pretty strong
do you think he's burning up inside, unwilling to quit to prove everyone wrong? do you think he'll EVER give up? i don't think he's capable of quitting dota

What's if Secret gets btfo'd by australians?

>>159117683
wah thats a sugoi pupper

sauce?

>>159117830
You know the more I see this (every fucking thread) the more I realize they actually look nothing alike besides being asian

>>159118410
No shit spreglord it's not meant to be serious

>guess ill check out some dota streams
>they're all russian

the fuck happened to this game?