Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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Can't stop fapping to pugna please help.

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Esports is starting

Tober casting slavs
https://www.twitch
.tv/esl_joindotared

Then in 1 hour dreamleague

2 hours after that elimination mode with DC and EG among others

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>>159040889
This is a dota thread, not a variety twitch streamer thread, can you leave please

how do we fix lycan

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Can somebody explain why Rank 1 EU player has 1k MMR more than the Rank 1 Americas player?

How is Witch Doctor a support?

In a ez game he needs aghs+glimmer not to be useless.

In a hard game he needs aghs+bkb. Thats 9k gold.

>>159040843
Plz link the full picture

>>159041034
It's a meme you dip!

>>159041023
9k eu = 5k na

>>159041013
Remove vlads and medallion/solar from his recommended items. Move necrobook to situational.

>>159041182
5k NA=2k PK

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dota

>>159041034
U have to go midas like with AA and Warlock

Dota 2 is a game for low IQ people.
/sci/ told me starcraft is a game that requires higher cognitive functions than dumbass games like dota that relies on twitch reflexes and primitive cunning.

>>159041492
>autism is intellegence
t. /sci/

>The PA meta is almost over

Thank you yesus

>>159041492
Starcraft is ded game and no amount of shitposting will change that.

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Anyone have the EE aui version

>>159041564
Games that /sci/ likes is are based on programming and automating things instead of making you do everything manually. Stay dumb.

>tfw it's been so long since joindota uploaded to youtube you forgot you were subscribed
>gareth
>mrp
what happened to tobi >_<

Tobi solocasting brings so many memories. It's 2013 all over again.

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POST BEST GIRL
PUGNA

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>>159041881

>>159041892
it requires less thought to do nothing than do something retard

>misery streaming
>only 200 viewers

why? he's the best dota captain in the west right now and is totally alpha.

>>159041034
witch doctor is a jungler
he's got a spammable 225/500/875/1350 nuke against creeps on 20/18/16/14 damage
he's a ranged hero so he can jungle with just an iron talon like everyone else

>>159042047
Becuase our girl SingSong is live, nerd

>>159042047
>support lesh

Was swindlez right about drafting him?

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>>159041331
is omni waifu tier now?
is PA viable?

>>159042047
>best captain
>zero lan wins

cr1t is the best western captain

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>>159042047
he doesn't shout enough memes and he's not particualrly cool like puppey is when he streams

>>159042183
>honeypot lans

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>>159042205
>EL PRESIDENTE

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>when you are about to kill the ancient and BKB just for the end photo

>>159042273
honeypot or not cant call yourself the best if you never win anything

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This guy walks into your lane slaps your support on the ass and starts taking your farm

What do you do?

>>159040889
>put it on just for you
>viewers are 13,337
>literally the moment it turns on he yells "OH MY CYKA"

>>159042472
If the chinks win everything but you come second, you're the best western captain.

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>>159042047
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>>159042482
I had a dream I gave Fear a handjob once. I needed both hands

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>>159040668
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>>159041881
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>>159042482
AHH, MORE MEMES FOR MY DANK MEMEOIRE

>>159042306
TIS A RETARDED MEME NOT WORTHY FOR MY MEMEOIRE

>>159042543
He fixes toilets now. Stop posting him.

>>159042624
What if the ancients are a metaphor for toilets and he managed to win at dota just because he's good at fixing toilets?

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How do I get into int cores?

Only ones i like are zeus, death prophet and leshrac

>>159042482
bkb

>>159042685
who's this qt?
just spam OD and if you're alpha: Silencer

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Which team will Kanishka turn tier 3 next?

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>add big tits to the base creep model
>now I last hit 100% of the time

dotards?

>>159042834
Faceless

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Help me.

>>159042856
>falling for the padded bra meme

rofl virgin

who wants to stack with boc

>>159042954
bew

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>>159042925
>tfw me and my friend fell for the padded bra meme when we were in highschool
man we were so shock when we found out that her breast is literally non existent during an outing

Red please draw another hot pugna and color it please.
Make her body grey and delicious.

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ask me anything

>tfw your gf takes a massive shit and doesn't flush because she was in a rush to get back to her dota game
what do /d2g/?

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>>159043249
Fuck off and go masturbate to homestuck already

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>>159043401
cum all over it to assert dominance

>>159043424
I can't cum unless red draws me a new pugna. I've fapped to the old ones.
There is a severe shortage of loli pugna art.

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>Heroes that are impossible to last hit with

Which ones /d2g/?

For me its Earthshaker, Nyx and Lina.

Even if its freefarm i get like 2/5 per wave with those heroes

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>>159040889
>Wants to watch a Dota stream
>Open up Singsings channel.
>"HI THERE TWITCH! Today I'm going to play Dota 2 haha! Remember to like and subscribe :).
>mfw.

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>>159042606
>being so much of a secret fancuck that hed let puppey shaft him
>picking warlock ever
deny yourself my man

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Are we ready for tonights shitty memes and the match leading up to elimination memes?

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wat if pugna is a trap and we have been lied all this time?

>games i win
>english speakers
>games i lose
>spanish speakers
wow where's the trend???

>>159043830
she's a woman read her lore, she only turned into a skellington because Viper fucked her up since she locked him in a cell.

>>159043826
Why does everyone have to draw red boxes around things these days

If you wanted to sum up the internet in 2016 it'd be red boxes and circles all over images

>>159043896
Forced 50

>>159043826
>people actually betting on CoL
I know gambling degenerates are retarded but come on.

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It's amazing how quickly I've grown sick of warlock

>>159043896
The trend is that soloqueue should be removed. The fucking "9k mmr" superteam has showed that soloq mmr is meaningless. The only mmr that matters should be that with consistent 5stacks (ie a group of 5 players has a single mmr appointed to them)

i just woke up from a coma
red pill me on iron talon
what is it for

seriously please someone save me from all these dumb cunt south americans on my u.s.a. server. if you don't speak english dont play on usa east. its that easy.

>>159044030
maybe you should stop playing a game only played by subhuman filth

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>>159043935
It could perfectly be a cute boi pretending to be a girl and the narrator/storywriter not know the fact she had a feminine penis or he was too embarrassed to write about it.

>You missed out on the Garden map
>tfw you will always be at disadvantage now because the map is just so blatantly p2w.

>>159044017
you know what i agree. anyone want to party with me? i only like playing support and i'm 3k shitter at best

>>159044018
making sure you get enough farm
basically to bail you out of a game you fucked up by letting you junglefarm for 5 minutes and catch up

>>159044018
Giving people an excuse to pick jungle legion every game

>>159044145
i mostly buy quelling blade on melee heroes for hard lanes; is iron talon a thing on ranged?

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Man, Secret sure is having some bad luck. First the President gets impeached, then Midone falls down several flights of stairs in a bungalow, and pieliedie walks both eyes first into a door.

>>159044030
USE and USW being short for US east and west respectively is a common fallacy. They in fact stand for US-Español and US-Wank

>>159044237
ahahah holy shit epic post bro

put it on reddit before someone steals that karma xDD

>>159044237
>secret
who cares? literally no talent has beens

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Memeleague is live

https://www.twitch
.tv/dreamleague

Today is Ad Finem (Replacing Navi) vs. Escape and The Imperial vs. Ad Finem

>>159044017
Solo queue shills will oppose this

>>159044608
>Ad Finem (Replacing Navi)
then who is replacing Secret?
wait NaVi dropped out?!

>>159044668
Yes, but fuck them. And they already removed true soloqueue anyway.

>>159044017
Just forced 50 firing back at them in pro games instead of pubs

>>159044707
navi is imploding at the moment

>>159044707
They replaced Secret at the start of the league

Yeah, navi dropped out, "disband" and "new" squad of Dendi + 4 announced soon probably

>critting for 1k+ from 1200 range
>with 0 manacosts

fucking pa man

although its kinda nice of valve to make a hero so that even the mentally disabled can win matches

>>159043346
why no dagon veil runner you cuck

>>159044772
>>159044846
fugg. doubt those weren't Ukarinas finest tho, NaVi is over

>>159044846
will they still have dondo playing after he dies just because of the name. I was going to say imagine navi in a TI booth with a stiff smelly corpse in there but then I realized they would need to qualify to be at IT

>>159044852
>still complaining after the nerfs
take a shower, you stink like drench

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>>159044852
>tfw just won pa match
Umm... sorry, i guess. I had to do Abyssal blade kills quest for battle pass.

>>159044856
E - B L A D E
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B
L
A
D
E

wow they're actually having a conversation now at dreamleague since slacks died

>>159042173
PA is pretty sick mid, obv max dagger go early blight stone into vlads > deso and win dota 2

Are Valve literally trying to turn Dota into LoL?

These new bars on the healthbar, tiny damage numbers and disable notifications are fucking stupid and retarded.

>>159044018
iron talon is basically a hand of midas that costs 500 gold

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Hey /d2g/ hero hipster here

How the fuck do i play this weirdass rightclick support hero? In offlane?

Treads or tranq?? Do i only pick him in early game fight lineups? I can't imagine him viable past 40 min.

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>>159043346
>unranked

>>159045590
>raising the skill floor is turning the game into lol

kys

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is Puppey the Brendan Fraser of dota2?
>a certain pajeet killed Secret
>a weeb destroyed him big time
>now exposed no one new will play with him now
>didn't qualify for Boston while the weeb who destroyed him got in
>his vice president stage a coup d'etat

>>159043125
>me and my friend
You still DP'd her after right?

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Were Sing streams always this boring?

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>haven't played for a month now
FREE

>>159045920
>Watching Sing when Memeleague is on.

>>159045949
>Watches games and posts in /d2g/

Eheheh...

>>159045808
>le I say le KYS like my le favorite babysitter on youtube does xdEE

How does white bars and tiny numbers that literally no one watches do that exactly.

it's stupid and pointless.

so what do we think of AF v ESC? I think 1-1 or 0-2 because AF are still celebrating

>>159046080
i only came here to post this
I'M
FUCKING
FREE

>play ranked
>no support
>courier never get upgraded
>our spirit breaker with almost 5000 hours dives enemy base with a charge expecting anything but dying
>"I got their LC out of the teamfight , What did you do huh?" (Such teamfight never happened in the first place)
>Midas Nature
>Solo safelane lifestealer
Fucking forced 50. How do you even deal with this.

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So old now...

>>159046176
>sing
>our guy
choose one.

>>159045920
>Watching any of the Reddit streams.
I bet you also watch RTZ.

>getting memed by a 4-core lineup at our highground
>typical dogshit pub CK player on my team only 3-slotted at 55 minutes
>they have a medusa, QoP and Ursa rampaging about
>have 6k stashed as abaddon
>ult is used
>run back into fountain, have a eureka moment
>team is getting stone gazed and slowed with shivas
>I WILL BUY GUARDIAN GREAVES
>buy all the items
>for some reason it's boots in stash and a mekansm in my inventory
>complete brainfart forgetting you need the secret shop for the fucking mana booster
>tilted as fuck, use mek thinking they're still my phase boots
>run out at 310 movespeed into 4 enemies
>everyone on my team is splattered
>aphotic shield and run back into fountain, bury my head at my keyboard

I've never had a cranial prolapse that blatant in Dota before, I'm going to be tilted for a week.

maelk talmbout jerking off at home

>>159046108
the white bars locate your exact hero during a chaotic engagement.

the tiny numbers allow necro to position him for maximum heartstopping

and if you dont like those answers both are able to be disabled. so once again i will tell you to kys xD

>>159042606
You're here!

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>>159046254
Why didn't you buy a rapier you faggot?
The only item that would have worked.

>>159046361
That's nice, because I usually can't find my hero sometimes.

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>>159046462
How are you supposed to get gold then?
Every time you hit a creep?

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>godz say you play better with a decent breakfast

Is he right?

>>159046462
and whats your logic behind that

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>>159046187
Are you also 3k like me?

I just reached 3k and the players are all worse than high 2ks. Everyone has like 10+ deaths and can't even get their builds right, and they megatilt for every little thing.

They also pick 4 farm cores and think 1 support is enough when there's a Riki or Mirana on enemy team. Hardly surprising they are fucking terrible at playing core heroes as well.

>>159046361
I bet you buy every chest and battle pass, valve drone.

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>>159045920
Aside from actual esports, Bulldog's stream is the only entertaining to watch for me.

Sing, RTZ, Envy are all boring as shit. Even Waga has a better stream than Sing and his cancer stack.

>>159046765
actually i have spent zero (0) dollars on this free to play game.

triggered?

>>159046681
godz is gay, he's never right

>>159046228
Still cute.

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>>159046483
desu if I was pos 4 and we had something that wasn't a roaming mirana, it was probably in the bag.

Should have gotten that rapier though

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>Adelaide still forcing the shitshit is our guy meme
Adelaide pls stop

>>159046934
dusa 1v9'd this game

>>159046773
Post all of these plz

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>>159047091
Things change, time moves on.

>>159047091
d2g never liked shitters

and d2g doesnt like you either

>>159046826
I have made around 200 steambucks on this game.

checkmate nerd

>>159047063
It was a last pick medusa and yeah, again, if I could have dual laned against her instead of solo (she had pudge support), it probably would have gone a little differently.

o well, trench is trench.

>>159047091
He became shit.

>>159047253
great, im a normie with a full time job.

hope that 200 steambucks brought u happiness anon

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>>159046934
>mfw i see Ursas with zero damage items, solar crests and aghs and shit

Do they not notice it themselves that past 30 min people don't die anymore?

Fucking buy manta/s&y and mkb or something

godz can't name
qo
vero
kpii
ana

what a faggot

ayyy my boy khezzu

>na teams are picking up euro supports
literally just eg & dc

shut the fuck up godz

>>159047605
Which team?

>>159047773
So the only NA teams that matter then

low 6k is where all of the braindead core-only players accumulate

i'm in trench doto
as krob i just got memed on by a huskar who farmed our team while their AM riced
should i have built eblade instead of necro?
i had 13k net by by the end of the game compared to our PA's 8k

>>159047424
Unfortunately, at least in that game, it paid off.

Ursa would split push another lane, and CK would just go for him every time because he was 'alone', even though he took about 15-20 seconds to kill and still managed to take down the CK. Just some meme bait build while their whole team pushed without our hard carry present.

Tinker was also dumb enough to always use laser before he ulted, so that kind of ruined it as well.

If I was sitting somewhere in 4k instead of trash mid-3k maybe it would have been different

>>159047773
> there are relevant na teams other than eg and dc

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What are your numbers of these settings

are there any relevant eu teams these days?

>>159047970
pick a hero that can actually solo carry the game until you're 5k.

>>159048117
i suck a _lot_, and play mostly -sd

Dotards, I am sincerely disappointed by the lack of skillshots in your game, and therefore the lack of skill. Get a better game.

Sincerely, LoLbabs.

>>159048117
there isn't a single hero in the game that can carry on 4k this mmr bracket is shithole

>>159048117
>main a fotm hero til 5k
>new patch is released and fotm are changed over
>return to the trench where you belong

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>>159048185
>implying this ain't some tricky ass shit to get right

>>159048205
Get autistic at either:
- Riki
- Slark
- Tinker
- TREANT
- Morphling
- Outworld Devourer

And you'll be able to carry at least 70% of your games

wheres rtz strim

tfw the adderall is peaking and you're shaking and your mouth is dry

anyone here ever play on e? what's it like?

>>159047643
>retired
Mm, okay.

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>>159048278
more like
>reach 5k
>stop playing

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>>159048185
If skill weren't a thing in Dota, this man would be able to succeed.

He does not succeed, so there is skill in Dota.

get your LOL on at 4chan.org/vg/d2g

>>159048387

i actually got my autism on and started spamming carries going from 3.3k to 4.8k during this patch

morphling is dogshit since his early game can be pretty weak and your supports have no clue what the fuck theyre doing

you should play shit like naix or sven that can do just fine even if your team abandons you

>>159048387
>- TREANT
is this a meme or what
i want to gain mmr by playing supports whats the best hero to do that

>>159048573
Wait are you saying LoL doesn't even have a VISION GAME in it? What the fuck DO you guys get?

>>159048387
any tips for 2.2k?
though I assume it's the standard sven, naix, riki, timbersaw, pa

Im empty, can you post some Gifs

>>159048523
reaching this plateau is suppose to be an achievement or something?

>>159042606
puppey cuck where has you been

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>>159048751

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>>159048639

oracle or omni and save some retards

>>159046934
>linkens Ursa with 0 damag
>5-12
Jesus christ how horrifying
He's such an easy hero how do people fuck up

>>159048639
Position 4 Abaddon and Nyx fucking fun, effective and underrated.

Support omni, silencer and warlock are also fundamental game-changers with a high winrate.

>>159048728
When I play on a 2.8k smurf, most players have no fucking clue what to do against an Underlord still, and it's almost impossible to not get farm. Same goes for Centaur, Phoenix and Necrophos.

I'm and offlane shitter, but I'm gonna assume the ones you listed are just as good or better.

>>159048985
>28.3k dmg
>nearly as much as the 31.3k tinker

zero dmg

nice memes m8

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Whats gulag opinion on random draft rankeds

>>159049232
>acknowledging the tinker that has equal farm to an abaddon

>>159048728
Weaver is a fucking beast up until 4.5k

>>159049336
you mean the abaddon with better farm than his safelaner?

this is the trench anon

MiSeRy is literally listening to Ludwig Van.

How does this man stay below 200 viewers? Do you really have to worship BBC like Arteezy or memes like AdmiralBulldog to become a popular streamer?

>>159046761
pretty sure its hard as fuck to roll your mmr at something like 2.9k, so people who are in the higher end of an mmr bracket normally had to grind their way up there, as opposed to someone who has lets say 3k mmr, whom was probably just put there by matchmaking.

>>159049618
Does CK count as a safelaner? Fuck, does he even count as a hero?

>land a 4man vacuum wall
>it does nothing

dark seer is so fucking DOGSHIT

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>Get into ranked match
>random shitter goes SF mid , fair enough.
>dies 5 times against an invoker
>abandons
>turns out he was in party with our omni that was offlane
>mfw he fed as much as him
The trench never ends.

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Is "Crystal Maiden" the worst title in dota...

>>159049738
No shit, look at their fucking lineup.
The wall isn't meant to be devastating, he was picked pretty much exclusively for disrupting the safelane farm and getting utility.

Nigger you're dumb

>>159049637
you have to pander to twitch kiddies

you're not allowed to be yourself

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>>159048069

been having a lot more people who feed -> abandon. has my behaviour score gon edown?

>JUG outfarms AM
>/d2g/ says AM is still a good hero

>>159050115
report system playing up at the moment

>>159050128
the only way that happens is if you go blink and if you go blink you're at best 5 slotted AND AM has better teamfight abilities late

>>159049974
What does it mean man?

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>>159048751
>jiffs

has Adelaide killed herself yet

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>>159049741
>guy rage quits early on after feeding
>flail in the 4v5 and lose after another 20 minutes
>me and another guy berating him in chat for being a dickbag
>at the end find out he was part of a trio and the other 2 stayed to the end saying nothing

fucking why

>>159050374
I'm suddenly reminded of my penis

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>>159040787

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>greece will lose
>implying

POST MMR GRINDING TUNES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w62Nr2r8PQE


I'm finding jazz to be my best grinding genre desu

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>>159050474
she's probably masturbating to sing's stream

>>159050758
been listening to a lot of Thin Lizzy lately. hadn't listened to them at all until pretty recently, they're nice. Soldier of Fortune and Emerald are two favorites, and Boys are Back in Town is actually a damn good song

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GIVE BACK THE HP BAR RIGHT NOW VALVE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>159050758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz-UvmTbx8E

make way for a real nigger

what is the mmr grinding tunes meme

when i listen to music while playing dota i literally don't even notice what song i'm listening to

>>159050758
Would post sorceress by opeth since it's just been released but the full album isn't on youtube

>>159051110
It's just /mu/shits trying to show how awesome cool their music taste is

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but I thought Madara can't lose

>>159051190

>honeyleague

>>159051160
>he still fights over music taste

it's CURRENT YEAR, you should be listening to anything and everything

>>159051004
shouldnt you be casting seamonkies draskyl

>>159050758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1KNzcSflLE

R E T R O W A V E M E M E

>>159046254
Aghs Abbadon is good

wow era is garbage

>>159049717
he's a shittier naga
except if he somehow gets 6 slotted then he's an unstoppable killing machine that will steamroll your t3's within 2 seconds

>>159051286
That great but I don't come here to hear about shitty dadrock or memewave

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>>159051190
>he thinks madara lost
oh gosh when he decides to retire from dota turning off his infinite tsukuyomi and you realize he has actually won every TI after TI3 you will be shocked as fuck

>>159051413
>>159049717
To me, CK is a fucking worthless hero that will sometimes manage to OHKO literally any hero in the game in the blink of an eye with reality rift.

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>Secret Shop
>everyone knows where it is
uh dotards?

>No battle dress for legion commander
Fucking workshop autists. literal zero taste.

>>159050758
how did niggers go from this

to this?
>>159051079

>>159051291
that'd be nice. it's a kind of dadrock I haven't been that into before. I like Sabbath but the sound isn't really the same at all.

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>>159051508
I'll be taking those gems of true sight wojack *walrus punches you*

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>syndershit showing why they can't even get in the qualifier playoffs

What if aether lens was changed to something like crimson/pipe?

>>159051658
both are gibberish m8

>>159051793
it had an active to grant additional cast range to all near by allies?

seems pretty broken desu

>>159051786
you just know

>>159048278
except this doesnt ever happen, you adapt, learn new heroes, you might lose 300 mr learning a new hero, but you will ALWAYS keep the mechanics you've adquired while spamming one hero and climbing the ladder. And games at 5k are more enjoyable to play random heros because people don't make as much stupid mistakes as in 3k and below.

>>159051989
UUUHH SHEEVER IS LOYAL, SHE WOULDN'T CHEAT ON PIXEL

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What if aether lens could be consumed like moonshard and the effects stacked?

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>just realize that Synd can come to Boston as a commentator

>>159043579
getting a last hit with nyx while competing for enemy deny is gratifying as fuck. Which is why i nyx all the time

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in Go you start at 30 kyu and work your way down to 1, then from 1 kyu you go to 1 dan. They say that your kyu rank is the number of objectively horrible moves you'll play per game, and your dan rank is the number of objectively impressive moves you'll play per game. Can we make something similar for dota mmr?

no, because mmr is shit.

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>tfw no hologram hero

>>159052021
hey bsj,

you have already exposed yourself as a mmr fraud, no need to dmg control here.

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>>159052241
arc warden

>>159052102
fuck I want to play QoP now. Such a fun hero when you're winning desu

>>159052168
bring two clarities, rush soulring and get the hard lasthits with impale is my solution

>>159052207
Wtf is this

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>>159052241
"By vibrating at extreme speeds, Arc Warden is able to create a perfect electrical incarnation of himself"

>>159051786
>fwosh
>feet

why is she doing this to me???

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>>159052335
QoP is the most underrated Dota waifu

>>159052454
this is why chinadota is winning lads, they've been playing since 3k bc

ancient boardgame, breddy fun

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>>159052549
>fwoshyshitter has shit-tier fetish

Why am I not surprised

>>159052574
>intellectual qop will never fuck your ass with her thick dick in a library

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>kicked out TI5 Secret
>destroyed Shitpi
>destroyed Secret
>destroyed Liquid
when will our guy Big Dick Lil play?

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>Slacks is cohosting the elimination tournament all day
that better mean he's not casting

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>>159049207
As someone who's grown up cooking and using actual sharp knives this webm is depressing when a knife can be sharp enough to cut hrough skin yet this young man had to do it twice to get blood out

sharpen your blades even if it's some edgy knife you carry around to "protect" yourself with, if it's not sharp what's the point in carrying one?

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What level do u have to be to do a tri/quad stack of ancients as TA?

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>>159053017
>literally gets hard carried by ramzes

he's literal fucking trash, stop praising the fucking shit players

>>159053263
how fast do they put up vods or rebroadcast?

>>159042482
break his twinky arms since he's around 5'2" tall

>>159052691
>thinking man's fetish
>shit tier

sorry dude but if you're serious about that you're a regular plebian

>>159053560
>feet
>thinking man's fetish
I'm sorry but the thinking man's fetish is NTR

>>159053376
Ramzes666 is an actual god though. he is the cis arteezy but you know actually good

What is an appropriate time for me to have Soul ring, Bloodthorn and Deso on Clinkz?

>>159053376
>prize money won is a reliable indicator of the skill of an individual dota player within an team
what is this shit logic, especially for CIS teams where they have really good individual players but poor synergy

lil is basically a ukranian yapzor

envy is basically the canadian xboct

>>159053989
I'm not talking about prize money i'm showing you his utter utter utter shit results that make up 95% of his career

>>159053376
>completely ignoring the fact that Lil has caused havoc everywhere in the map so ramzes can farm
yeah ramzes is good but completely ignoring the space lil creates is retarded

>boston is getting nearer
>maelk starts to force himself in the scene again

really makes you think

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What happened to Badman?

MNT just fucked khezu in the ass twice in the span of 30seconds

>>159054502
i'm here

>>159054635
who

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ITS A SAD FUCKING DAY WHEN YOUR MID PLAYER HAS LESS NET WORTH THAN YOUR SUPPORT THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME.

PIC RELATED, HOW DO WE LOSE THIS GAME?

>>159054735
Greedy supports

>>159054735

dont finish the game fast enough and lose because your only core that does anything after 30 mins is a braindead storm?

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https://twitter.com/KaipiDota/status/793527233474392065

umm dotards?

>>159055103
KP.Bulba mid

>>159054849
epic picture, nigger

>>159053905
>threads>soul ring>deso>bkb/mkb/crit>maybe a bloodthorn

or not, kinda depends on the game

>>159040787
Please help me by posting more.

Reminder that anime makes you worse at dota

>>159054923
nobody below 5.5k knows how to end games early

all these fucktards do is farm the jungle

>>159055376

>wipe their entire team
>"can we at least force some buybacks?"
> >I need 1500 gold for Drums of Endurance!
>taco taco burrito taco enchilada

>>159055376
maybe you're right, but trying to be agressive early usually results in memeback kickin in

>>159050758
Good taste, dude. Keep it up!

>>159055376
pretty much
>win teamfight
>go farm

How do I learn invoker?

>>159055982
are you lost

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>>159055982

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>>159055982
>>159056157

Fuck that it's slag time.

>>159054186
Are you by any chance retarded?

Loads of players had starts like that. Sumail used to play as a standin for root gaming. Misery was shit for years and then got gud. Have you seen w33ha's tournement history with balkan bears and meepwnd?

>>159055982
but dude i already read that one and fapped hard

>>159056006
Practice your shit talking in bot matches before the real thing.

All Invoker players no matter how bad they are shit talk everyone on both sides.

what if memes were a social construct created by the jews to enslave young adult men into a life of repetitive labor instead of a life of adventure and great achievements?

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>>159056446

>>159056193
>tfw no slag gf to cheat on

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>>159056446
I can believe it, after all moot invented memes.

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>>159056446

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>>159056193
i thought it's meepo cosplay on preview

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Yapzor is pretty filthy lads.

>>159056446
>what if memes were a social construct created by the jews to enslave young adult men into a life of repetitive labor instead of a life of adventure and great achievements?
>what if

heh, kid

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>>159056563
A girl willing to sleep with a taken man is probably a slag too mate, you'd just be jumping from slag to slag yeah?

There's certainly worse ways to spend your time.

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>Paywall your tournament.
>Don't even have 1/10th of the viewers of Dreamleague

lmao'ing rn @ ESL management

Reminder, your waifu determines your fetish:

Legion - Femdom/Muscle Girl
Queen of Pain - Femdom/Bondage
Luna - Femdom/Denial+Tease, Latex, Anal & Assplay
Mirana - Bestiality
Templar Assassin - Futanari
Crystal Maiden - Submissive slut
Lina - Dominating slut, Feet
Windrunner - Flat chest, Feet
Pugna - Loli, Cosplay
Enchantress - Furry, Monster Girl
Winter Wyvern - Reading fanfictions, masturbation
Death Prophet - Shota & younger males
Broodmother - Preggo, Rape
Naga Siren - Blowjobs, Hypnosis/sleep rape
Spectre - Mind Break
Medusa - Monster Girl
Phantom Assassin - Consensual sex in the missionary position
Drow - Voyeur/Cuckold/Netori (would rather have you fuck another girl and watch because she's ugly)
Vengeful Spirit - Netorare (she doesn't give a shit about you and would rather fuck someone stronger)
Puck - Faggot

>>159056858
how would she know I was taken though?

>>159056748

well hes a mudslime so obviously

>>159056917
Uhmm, TA is NOT futa

>>159056917
>Templar Assassin - Futanari
correct

>>159056901
>Pubgame has more viewers than ESL
lul

don't call me a submissive slut

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>>159057062
>>159057043

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>>159056917
>Luna
>no scat
also I have all these fetishes except PA

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>>159056901
Even if it weren't paywalled who the fuck would be watching it, DreamLeague is always fresh.

>>159056989
You'd have to be attractive enough, rich enough, or charming enough to attract a slag in the first place.

>>159057182
Shitting in your mouth is part of the assplay

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our boy playing soon

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Pretty good for a directionless adult right?? Right?

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>fn ragequiting AGAIN

>>159057403

who the fucks this

>>159049637
>Do you really have to worship BBC
yes

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>>159057403
Are those earrings you ponce?

>>159057403
you're fat, what you wear doesn't matter until you lose weight. im sorry, but that's how things are.

can era stop being a throwing retard

>>159057403
perhaps you should stop trying to dress like a shady bad guy?
drop the earrings m8

>>159057539
Shouldn't she be able to afford new pants?

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our guys are playing soon /moonducktv

is arc warden allowed in this memeshit the not-our jew is doing?

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>>159057676
Acid wash is a style.

>>159056207
>Loads of players

>sumail and w33 going through the natural progression of players, passing from tier 3/2 teams onto tier 1 teams and finding quick success
>misery is literally an exception, there are dozens of players like him that will never achieve anything anymore. Ironically found success with one of the already mentioned rising players.

lil's been on tier 1 teams and achieved fuck all on them, if he doesn't get anything done on this VP team he is destined for a career of less than mediocrity