Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Dorado tomorrow.
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https://www.twitch
.tv/blizzard (finals start November 4)
Old >>159067518
akasha's butt
First for best healslut.
Shimadas
Is it time?
>>159076772
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/22813879/
Oh man, this is great, everyones crying about the event ending an hour early XD
The ARG today is a bust. It was supposed to be some mini-game ARG shit on Discord but their bot fucked up
>Sombra is Talon, so she's a bad guy
>Sombra is trying to shut down a corrupt corporation, so she's a good guy
>Sombra is detonating a fucking nuclear power plant, so she's a bad guy
I don't understand where Blizzard is going with this character.
Sombra midnight
>>159076862
>People think this is happening now
>They already broke into the dorado bank
>Evidence in the actual map with this on the monitors and roadhog junkrat mine/pots
>This all happened in the past
>All the sombra stuff already happened there
>>159076921
are for lewd
xth for THICCCC
What does Bastion need to be more than a gimmicky, scrub stomping character?
How likely is that to happen?
>>159076892
>Mercy
>healslut
I don't think so
snuggle with ana mode when
>>159076963
AWAKEN MY MASTER
JESSE MCCREE
>>159076965
reddit should just demand a free box, desu
Good luck, I'm behind 20 ARGs
>>159077056
that fucking photoshop lmao
>>159077052
my ninja
>>159076976
She's a true anon, she does it for the lulz
Well?
>>159077056
remove 3D pig from the premises
This is a non-blue thread.
>>159077056
Is that the one that didn't shave her ass or was it another whale?
>>159076968
>all for fun
lol, please no more args in the future blizzard
>>159076862
I don't think they're working together
Roadhog and Junkrat just went in because Sombra and Lumerico and Muertos really heated stuff up
I assume they had planned this all beforehand, judging by maps Junkrat drew
nothing indicates they even know each other
>>159076968
Discord attention whores made an unofficial unrelated ARG and failed again. Just ignore them.
>>159076968
>>159077138
Look at this fucking purple badass
>>159076772
Made a chart for Sombra fan art that will be flooded on the internet in the following months.
>>159076968
>Blizzard not prepared for their own events even though they're a multi-million dollar company whose well aware of how many people follow their ARG carrot on-a-stick bullshit
Getting a bit tired of this "im going to lock in dps but i can't dps" meme in diamond
>>159077138
>those thighs
>>159077085
when cookies are done baking
>>159077182
thats the one
someone repost pls
>>159077232
moooooreeeee
>>159077148
>Is he..... is he biting my face?
>What the fuck is going on right now?
>>159077214
Needs more meme skulls
>8% to go
Who's ready for more NOTHING?
>>159077056
does she stink?
Dont forget to hack.
>>159077148
Genji is for Mercy
Hanzo belongs in the trash
>>159077117
I hope everyone gets 1 free box of grey items or duplicates. Bliz would never have the balls though.
>>159077232
>Bimbowatch
>>159077148
i love november posters, but I think that shimadacest is a superior homoship
>>159077342
im ready for nothing since the first countdown
>>159077247
I always shit on them. I feel like it's a nice change of pace for the people that try to heal/tank and get told by incompetent DPS that it's somehow their fault for losing.
A DPS hero that can't kill anyone and still dies last in the team fight is the lowest kind of person.
>>159077138
I love this cute churro
>>159077368
Doesn't do anything m8, it's going up at a fixed rate
>>159077289I got hard imagining Hanzo getting surprised like that in the middle of the fight
We're getting trolled hard.
These two bitches better get legendaries and n the Winter event
>>159077461
I want to believe mate.
>>159077461
This
About 34 minutes left
So we'll see Sombra at Blizzcon?
What the fuck were they thinking making this go on for so long?
ana amari is made for fug
>>159077138
>tfw will never have a gf with a sidecut
please kill me
>>159077232
>>159077521
"we don't have anything else to show at Blizzcon"
>Eichenwaldt
>D.va's sit emote isn't even that unique
>they just made it a legendary to take more coins from you
>>159077486
>hanzo goes on a literal 'blind' date
>doesn't realize his partner is Genji
diamonds
What if they reveal that the REAL Sombra has been Taimou this entire time? I mean...it makes sense. Who else but a grade A hacker could cheat in Overwatch AND somehow get away with it even when theirs proof to the contrary?
>>159077507
D.va needs a sleigh or kids wagon.
Mei needs abikini
>playing with friends
>play as widowmaker
>friend wants me to switch
>tell him I'll switch when he upvotes me at the end of the game
>he agrees
>never end up as an available option because I'm shit at widowmaker
How to learn to snipe?
I got a new mouse and it unironically made me better at aiming, but I still suck.
>>159077556
> tfw gf had an undercut for awhile
was pure sex but she's letting it grow back out
>>159077594
It's the only one with new models
So i guess this confirms Junkrat and Roadhog are villains?
need more art of D.Va getting domme'd
>>159077590
MURRRRRPH
>>159077695
husbandos*
>>159077426
Yeah like, if you're going to die and be useless at least play really aggressively so you get get some you know, damage, in.
It's so annoying to have to go zen because people immediately lock in DPS then suck at DPS.
I'm not a great player really but I would hope that people in diamond could at least match my basic competency.
>>159077682
Practice, practice, practice
>>159077507
Winston will be Santa Claus
Phara will be a Reindeer
Torb will be an Elf with a Toy Sentry
Mei will be the Grinch who stole the fun out of christmas.
D.VA and Symmetra will get Valentine day stuff
AT BLIZZCON WE GET FIRST STRIKE
>>159077695
they're cunts, m8
they don't give a fuck
>>159077621
It's a bug nigga.
When Mercy does her ult the mouse may stick to a target sometimes
>>159077695
Mercs for hire, would probably be good guys if they were paid the right price
>>159077695
>confirms
dude, they're bank robbers who explode shit. Of course they are villains
>>159077621
I think it says a lot about the e-sports scene when this is one of like two or three webms consistently posted here to prove widespread cheating after the game has been out for this long
>>159077695
no shit Sherlock
because them blowing up stuff and stealing and robbing isn't a big hint
>oh, and murder, never forget the mruder
>>159077695
they've always been villains
>>159077695
They are neutral. They are crazy and dont care about anything. Chaotic Neutral is not evil.
>>159077395
I'm usually not really into relationships inside the familybut something about them really turns me on
>>159077609
Needs lightsaber
>>159077754
i like the wild west costumes better
>>159076862
Thats been on the monitors of dorado since release.
Are you ready fornothing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91pJ3igFTpk
>>159077628
Not before Reinhardt gets awrestling singlet.
>>159077807
I need another short with those two
>>159077695
They're like wario
>>159077827
Not even. They both still vehemently hate omnics and would just kill them wherever they went.
>>159077831
Christ that comic was awful
Such easy characters to follow and the writer still fucked up and made them incredibly ooc
>>159077884
>ana just asking to have both hands with a bullet-sized hole in them
>>159077621
Sombra is Bramos in Spanish team. He can aimbot during World Cup lan.
>>159077754
Damn, i`d love this skin.
>>159077695
they're mercenaries. they're also sociopaths but mostly they work for monies.
>>159077621
You are a joke.
>>159077621
After seeing Taimou pull off that 4K on Anubis A at the World Cup, I'm pretty sure Taimou is just that fucking good.
>>159077695
>wanted for arson and murder
>a-are they villains?
come on now
>>159077962
how, they blow stuff up and kill teh guy who tried to kill them
>>159077748
Roadhog is Santa Claus. Jesus Christ.
>>159077906
>ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT ME
6%
I think it will be done in 20 min. 5 min before 20:00.
>>159077695
>With Roadhog in tow, Junkrat left the Outback, and embarked upon an international crime spree leaving nothing but havoc and bedlam in their wake. They were responsible for a string of robberies, arson, murder, and other crimes stretching from Sydney to King's Row. They had a creed of "no job too big, no score too small." It is known that they performed the heist of the Banco de Dorado by digging a tunnel. In the United Kingdom, they stole the crown jewels. Their spree of mayhem and chaos caused untold millions in property damage around the world.
>>It is known that they performed the heist of the Banco de Dorado by digging a tunnel.
>>159078134
how do I access this page?
>>159077830
>I think it says a lot about the e-sports scene when this is one of like two or three webms consistently posted here to prove widespread cheating after the game has been out for this long
Translation from Redditian to English:
>"I'm a pussy ass bitch who can't take a joke, everything everyone says is serious ALWAYS! HOW DARE YOU JOKE ABOUT MY FAVORITE STREAMER BEING A HACKER, BITCH ILL KILL YOU!"
>>159077695
They're Australian.
>>159078075
wait what's wrong with his right hand
>>159077872
same here. It probably has something to do with just how generally lewd genji is
i want to hug ana
>>159077695
they are shitposters
>>159078167
admin login
>>159078164
Last time
This is their second heist there
>>159078238
Anon
>>159078238
Junkrat is missing his right arm below the elbow. Did you never notice it's a prosthetic?
>>159077276
>>159078119
No.
Roadhog got a Legendary.
Here the legendaries we got so far
Summer :
Lucio
Zaryah
Tracer
New map :
Reinhard
Halloween:
Roadhog
Junkrat
Mercy
Reaper
Christmas :
Winston
Torb
Mei
Phara
Valentine Day:
Symmetra
D.VA
Sombra
Soldier
Those are my guess for legendaries.
They might get epic recolors, but Legendaries need to go to people who dont have them.
We need more Legendaries emote too.
>95
>95
>95
>95
>>159077732
KEK
>>159076921
Are for sex
>>159078238
anon, pls. junkrat is an amputee
>>159078085
Its the little things in this panel that makes me love it. The door being slightly broken, Roadhogs pinky is out.
>>159078238
you mean his missing arm?
I guess they took it off as a precaution?
>the only thing I don't like about this picture is teh skull and crossbones
>those are actually candles
>>159078391
A BOMB
guys
I'm taking a huge dump right now
do you think I'll be done before the countdown is done
>>159078167
GO TO THE LUMERICO LOGIN PAGE
https://lumerico.mx/login
Username: MJimenez
Password: d0r*NuLw9
go to the admin page
type in "override"
then "some like it bot"
then "nuevas sabor delicias"
then "OpenAnything1.1.0"
then "exec payload"
finally type in "U2FsdGVkX1+vupppZksvRf5pq5g5XjFRIipRkwB0K1Y96Qsv2Lm+31cmzaAILwytX/z66ZVWEQM/ccf1g+9m5Ubu1+sit+A9cenDxxqkIaxbm4cMeh2oKhqIHhdaBKOi6XX2XDWpa6+P5o9MQw== "
Remove all quotation marks
>95%
Meltdown soon lads.
>>159078341
this is so shit
>>159078341
disgusting
>>159078191
>its Day of the Dead in mexico today
>sombra entire motif is day of the dead
>fucking Lumerico website was a goddamn countdown to today
>still nothing
Please never do anything like this ever again blizz
>>159078040
>tfw you'll never be that happy
>>159077519
Until what? its not a percentage
>People are so excited for the countdown from a countdown from a countdown
Right into the jews hands all according to plan
>>159078191
you know when you make a post like this it just makes you look mad as fuck, not even that guy
>tfw sombra is comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_djk1RQ2Ew
>>159077745
Is there a good way to practice that doesn't involve being a nearly useless Widowmaker sitting in the back of other people's quickplay games taking up the 6th slot on their team?
>>159078495
>Until what?
the next countdown.
>>159078085
Junk is portrayed as a calculating psychopath, sort of like Heath Ledger's Joker, while in-game he's more of a standard explosion-loving nutjob
And Roadhog is a mute for some reason, I don't think I need to tell you why that's retarded
>>159078495
It is. It will reach 100% soon.
The gauge goes from 0 to 100.
>>159078525
Custom games/AI matches
>>159078341
>someone finds this attractive
>>159078484
>>159078391
wasn't it confirmed that they fucked up the site and the arg?
>>159078306
Theres is nothing to indicate this is a new heist. Everything we know so far has shown that the ARG is taking place in the past of the Dorado map we play on.
>countdown ends on the date of blizzcon
>>159078410
i bet hanzo has the cutest O face
>>159078341
PLEASE I NEED MORE
MY DICK EXPLODING
>>159077368
how do I access this on my browser?
Let's make an Overwatch hentai.
>Characters
>Tags
>Plot
>>159078341
Link to uncensored?
>>159078614
yeah, but it's present day, present time. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>159078525
Not really just make sure to spam "its only qp bro" when people call you out it increases skill
>>159078664
neck yourself
>>159078306
Nope. It's the same. Dorado map is in the future of now. The heist, the party, the piniatas. That was the party going on right now.
>>159078603
The discord team fucked up whatever part of their ARG they wanted to tie-in with the official ARG. Blizzard's ARG is unaffected.
d.va!
>>159078603
The dumbshit on discord and the reddit was what backfired. The actual lumerico site is separate.
>>159078391S'cool.
>>159078267
>that image
Okay goodbye sleep my dick just got nanoboosted
>>159077815
>>159077830
>>159078032
>>159078053
>>159078045
>You are a joke.
This guy gets it!
>>159078525
If you're in a group of people waiting for some AFK guy to come back, click Custom Game, Skirmish, Widowmaker Only, 0% Cooldown. You can practice your hook jumps and sniping. Return to Lobby to get the "Leave As Group" option back once your AFK guy returns.
>>159078760
Merciful, Wadjet or Wasteland?
I like being able to see her face and the hood down is qt but the Mad Max-esque costumes are badass too.
Don't bother suggesting Young Ana, Shrike or Ghoul.
>>159078676
GO TO THE LUMERICO LOGIN PAGE
https://lumerico.mx/login
Username: MJimenez
Password: d0r*NuLw9
go to the admin page
>>159078614
>We've received a photo from the Security Department of the Dorado Bank, where the two criminals that broke in during the protests appear. Look at these fools, can you believe that? I remember seeing them at the time of the crime. It seems that they've been working with the hackers or Los Muertos, there was to be some clue we can track.
>I remember seeing them at the time of the crime.
>>159078567
>mute
in-game his speech is muffled by his mask and for me, most of the time he's hard to understand if you don't listen closely
>and he doesn't talk much
>Junk is a calculating psychopath
he blows a hole in the roof without checking if there's a second floor
he only cares about blowing stuff up
>>159078664
The art and idea is awful but atleast they didn't forget her accelerator.
>>159078814
halloween is best ana
>>159078761
>>159078737
I was worried for a moment
>>159078760
>loli dva
no
>>159078484
>Sombra will not use Churros as weapons
I know it wasn't going to realistically happen, but I'm mad.
>>159078814
Merciful
Wasteland skins would be cool if the colors weren't so terrible
>15 minutes until another countdown that says "fuck you wait until blizzcon"
>>159078685
Why is tracer so brown?
>Watching Widowmaker statue video
>Hmmm I want that
>Trying to do some research
>Find FXdeco in france where Tracer and Widowmaker were made
>Asking about a duplicate but they can't give me exact amount if there is no a real deal
>Instead they gave approximate
>"If sir X is still interested the overall cost is around 3k - 5k in amerifat currency.
>Wants to kill myself after that
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP-ESyGGkxo
Why life needs to be so painful? why I need to wait at least half a year to buy it?
>>159078519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXTJlH7g0tw
>>159078813
delet
>>159078916
>that tumblr artstyle
no
>>159078936
She's British
>>159078923
>Fag doesn't like Mint or Grey/Gold.
does the overwatch universe have a great wall that separates mexico and the united states of america?
>>159078685
>Characters
Ana, Pharra, Mercy
>Tags
Femdom, Degradation, rape, mind break, incest, ryona,necrophilia, futa
>Plot
Ana tried to rescue her daughter from the clutches of the mad medic woman, but get's caught up and corrupted by various experiments.
>>159079079
yes, and you gotta go back
>>159078813
whoa, d.va must've watched some anime
>>159078936
Because she's shit
>>159079016
Tumblr does not have an art style. It's website.
>>159078664
this gets me on
the outfits primarily
>>159079079
no because Drumps cant even win the elections in a virtual world
>>159078815
Also:
[
write override into the terminal:
What is your favourite movie: some like it bot
What is your favourite cookie: nuevas sabor delicias
Secret: OpenAnything1.1.0
after that
exec payload
U2FsdGVkX1+vupppZksvRf5pq5g5XjFRIipRkwB0K1Y96Qsv2Lm+31cmzaAILwytX/z66ZVWEQM/ccf1g+9m5Ubu1+sit+A9cenDxxqkIaxbm4cMeh2oKhqIHhdaBKOi6XX2XDWpa6+P5o9MQw==
]
>>159078685
>All the girls
>mind break, netorare, amputation, rape, drugs, unusual pupils, bestiality
>Fatalpulse
>>159077695
Actually he considers myself a freedom fighter. A misunderstood one.
>>159079070
Me being a fag has nothing to do with this, I'll thank you remember that
>>159078916
Loli what?
>>159078851
Halloween Ana is a corny skin that will look out of place the day after Halloween. So today.
>>159078971
well its a really high quality statue that is extremely well made (and large too) so what the fuck were you expecting? 5$? 15$?
amerijew detected.
>>159079185
:3
I am going to bed, I wont miss anything important anyway.
>>159078965
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58875219
10 more minutes until the ARG goes on guys.
>>159079243
Why the fuck is Mercy a child
Reminder the current dorado map is post sombra riots/explosion
There was no explosion
>>159079301
you'll miss out on the next timer
>>159079185
>>159079243
woah this is a new erection
who is the Kars of the Overwatch universe?
oi luvs fancy a shag
>>159079219
Meh, she alright. It's not like Pumpkin Reaper wont look weird.
>>159079243
>adult pharah kid mercy
I don't even begin to understand
>>159079185
>>159079243
...What the fuck is wrong with people?
>>159078971
the fuck did you expect it to cost?
>>159079185
Mercy.
The court said you have to be a minimum of 1000ft from any minors at all times.
>>159078971
Holy shit, that cheap for something like that? That's a steal, actually.
>>159078426
Candles? Not dynamite?
>>159078685
>D.va, Roadhog
>NTR
>Fan gets to meet D.va and they fall in love with each other, just for Roadhog to ntr Hana from him with his big fat cock
>being admin of owg discord
>can't even get pass plat
why do bad people play this game for
2 percent left boys
>>159079237
I was expecting 3k at max but they gave me that bullshit "around 3k-5k" and that's a huge amount of money, also I'm not even americuckI'm a lawyer, single, no kids, just my cats and still years away from 30'sthat's why I can afford the statue but not right now.
>>159079424
She just can't help it.
>>159077960
Right so good guys
>>159078461
and then?
>>159078971
>>"If sir X is still interested the overall cost is around 3k - 5k in amerifat currency.
that's actually affordable, I want to save up for one now.
>>159078851
Halloween ana + sleep potg.
Spoopy.
yfw
>happening
>>159079512
You'd have to be criminally retarded to not get past plat. this is my first actual FPS and I've made it to top 500.
TRY AND STOP ME
>>159079361
>no explosion
It would make sense because overloading a reactor wouldn't really cause an explosion, it would just... become inoperable.
And if Sombra is just trying to free Dorado from Lumerico's grasp, then she's probably trying to do so without killing the townsfolk. (moreso if you realize that she was once a member of los Muertos and probably has close ties to Dorado)
>>159079442
dynamite does not flame up like that
whoever goes to BlizzCon can ask the devs whether or not the tattoo features candles or dynamite
until then i go with candles
>>159079374Symmetra
>>159079512
you're a fucking sperg dude. why join a discord where people don't like you?
>>159078384
The halloween epics were more than just a recolour.
>>159079558
You realize how many shit you can do with that money? you can even have a super RIG with that money and avoid spending in parts for the uncoming 7 years.
>98
>>159079551
Keep going ,
Or just press F5 to see the gauge go up slowly.
I think it's set to release at 8pm no matter what.
>>159079367
>>159079625
which region are you from? Pretty sure some of those Brazilians in the world cup are top 500 too.
>>159079690
> you can even have a super RIG
what's stopping me having both?
>>159079685
They were. But they are less intense than Legendaries. They dont have custom voices and weapons.
>>159079741
Fucking Xavius
Do you have to reload the page for the counter to be updated?
>>159079625
"But guys my teammates are holding me back"
>>159079004
>have to leave for class in 20 minutes
HURRY UP SOMBRA, BLOW THE DAMN THING
post your HAPPENING music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htDB8SuLrng
>>159079841
yes
>>159079741
>evil tracer
oh fuck you really know how to push my buttons anon
>tfw no talon tracer skin
Post best couple
>98.92%
>>159079841
Yes
>>159079787
Are you rich enough to spend more than 12K on getting the statue and a RIG? and that's not even counting the shipping costs because that was made on France, delivering the statue should cost at least 2k more minium.
99%
>99
>99
>99
POST YOUR FACE WHEN ITS FUCKING NOTHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
>>159079882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45FcKC5PJVM
99 PERCENT
GIVE IT UP FOR 99 PERCENT
>MAX PERCENTAGE WENT FROM 100 TO 120
WHAT THE FUCK
>>159079529
As her lawyer I am trying to do my best to keep her out of jail.
But if she keeps indulging on her little "hobby" it's going to get a lot harder.
I barely got her cleared for that incident when she was in Overwatch.
>>159079512
where the fuck is the owg discord anyways
why the fuck you people make a discord of the general and not post it
>>159079773
NA, I've also boosted a friend's account from gold to master in a few days playing Tracer/Ana/Roadhog
http://i.imgur.com/HPOQT3h.png
http://i.imgur.com/HPOQT3h.png
http://i.imgur.com/HPOQT3h.png
THE MAX WENT UP TO 120%
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Who's ready for a Blizzcon countdown?
>core 1: 99.11% overload, meltdown imminent
>core 2: 99.11% overload, meltdown imminent
>core 3: 99.11% overload, meltdown imminent
>core 4: 99.11% overload, meltdown imminent
>core 5: 99.11% overload, meltdown imminent
>core 6: 99.11% overload, meltdown imminent
>core 7: 99.11% overload, meltdown imminent
>core 8: 99.11% overload, meltdown imminent
THE GOUGE JUST WENT FROM 100 MAX TO 120 MAX LMAO
BLIZZARD FUCKING DOES IT AGAIN
CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR IT A SECOND TIME
>>159079882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFZjqVnWBhc
ITS
>Times where the loss actually WAS your fault
>be Ana
>sleep a Nano Reaper
>Other teammates nearby staring at him
>Throw my grenade on him and start shooting
>Teammates: "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU WAKE HIM UP
>DIEDIEDIE
w-whoops...
>>159077214
You forgot "and published by Activision"
>>159080009
SEND THE PAGE!!!
>>159078685
>Mercy, Pharah, D.Va
>NTR, futa, hairy armpits, muscle, humiliation, docking
D.Va walks in on Mercy and Pharah having sex, Pharah naked, showing off her muscular body and hairy armpits while Mercy fucks her with her futa cock, D.Va takes off her suit to reveal that she has been hiding a cock much much bigger than Mercy's, teases Mercy about her small cock, and especially the fact that an 16 year old completely outclasses her.
D.va fucks Pharah, her gigantic dick stretching Pharah's pussy out so much that she can barely even feel Mercy's little prick anymore, then D.Va fucks Mercy by shoving Mercy's little dick down her urethra, when she cums she pumps Mercy's balls absolutely full of cum, making them swell up, D.Va's dominant sperm taking over Mercy's balls, so even if Mercy ever got someone pregnant, it would be D.Va's kid.
>>159079893
>>159079987
>>159079960
you realise this is because basic graphical software doesnt like you having lines RIGHT AT THE TOP of the graph?
>120
>120
>120
HAHAHHAHHAHA
>>159079882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U52sP25ynE
>>159079934
>>159079960
>>159080019
>>159079882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9_pa3eorjs
>>159079987
did you just post a link to an image on an image board
>>159077590
welcome to the T I M E O U T D I M E N S I O N
>>159077232
WHERE'S HER BLONDE HAIR
WE'RE GOING FULL GANGURO
ahaha it's nothing!
>120
WIPE THIS ARG FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH
FUCK YOU JEFF
>>159080019
>>159079987
>>159079960
It's just a graph. The meters only max out at 100
>tfw watching all these retards getting played by Blizzard again and again
Keep at it guys, I am sure if you fuck around that shitty site November 4th will happen two days earlier.
>>159078685
>Characters
D.va, Mei,ME
>Tags
Vanilla, Preg,Consensual sex in the missionary position with the sole purpose of procreation
>PlotFollowing the celebration of the death of Mei and her removal from overwatch D.va and I get married and have a few children and live happily while wiping out omnic scum together
Almost 100 boys
>>159079987
for fuck sakes bizzard
OH LOOK ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>>159080043
IN THE
>>159080143
WORRY NOT IT MIGHT BE A GRAPH OVERSIGHT
>>159080042
>add new girl
>evil D.Va only better
>dominates her
why is D.Va always the submissive fucktoy?
>>159080143
It's just the graph having a 30 increment. It will stop at 100.
>>159080075
>you will never get captured by talon tracer and be forced to play console games while being hugged.
REACTOR OPERATING AT 120%
MEME MAGIC
>>159080064
>D.Va's dominant sperm taking over Mercy's balls, so even if Mercy ever got someone pregnant, it would be D.Va's kid.
>>159080228
REFRIGERATOR
>>159080228
REFRIDGERATOR
>>159080057
you could've communicated it was time to focus him, but your teammates should've reacted.
It should've gone
>grenade
>flashbang + fan
>hook + M1
>charge
literally anything would just melt him
This is the worst fucking arg I have ever seen.
>helping a terrorist nuke a mexican town
????
NOW IS THE TIME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDLi-d3P24k
HERE WE COME
>99.96%
HIT THE DECK
>>159080042
I like you.
>>159080305
Same.
HAPPENING
sheeeeiiiitt
>>159080064
>D.Va is 16
Immersion ruined.
>>159080075
is there any new talon tracer art?
>99.99
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>yfw it needs to be 200%
>>159078916
loli d.va yes
em boys? The site is... hacked?
THE SITE IS FUCKED SOMBRA GOT IN
>>159080309
ITS JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
>hits 100%
>KEEPS GOING
BLIZZARD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
>>159080064
This is my jam
>>159079904
>>159080202
>mfw
SOMEONE TAKE A SCREENCAP
Dasvidanya?
That aint taco speak
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GOTTEM
NUKE THE MEXICANS
>>159080260
warning: meh artist
>>159080367
not really
Good job, folks. I would not have done it without your help. Anyway, I got the resources needed for my next hit - will love.
Wait hear from me in the coming days
>>159078727
So the only way to actually learn how to aim is just piss people off while doing it?
Are there any other tips I mean? I heard lowering your mouse sensitivity helps but that's hard to get used to.
oh it was a countdown
thanks blizz appreciate it
Buen trabajo, amigos. No lo hubiera logrado sin su ayuda. En fin, me consiguieron los recursos que necesitaba para mi siguiente golpe – les encantará.
Esperen noticias de mí en los próximos días...
Les voy a mandar algo para agradecerles… Ojalá lo puedan aprovechar.
Dasvidanya amigos
"Good job, folks. I would not have done it without your help. Anyway, I got the resources needed for my next hit -. Will love
Wait hear from me in the coming days ..."
FUCK YOU JEFF
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
Good job, folks. I would not have done it without your help. Anyway, I got the resources needed for my next hit - will love.
Wait hear from me in the coming days ...
Dasvidanya friends
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU IDIOTS BOUGHT IT
HOLD ME
OH WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING
Good job, folks. I would not have done it without your help. Anyway, I got the resources needed for my next hit -. Will love
Wait hear from me in the coming days ..
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>159080370
it means it's skele time senpai
Good job, folks. I would not have done it without your help. Anyway, I got the resources needed for my next hit -. Will love
Wait hear from me in the coming days ...
IT'S A FUCKING BLIZZCON ANNOUNCEMENT
IT'S A FUCKING BLIZZCON ANNOUNCEMENT
IT'S A FUCKING BLIZZCON ANNOUNCEMENT
IT'S A FUCKING BLIZZCON ANNOUNCEMENT
IT'S A FUCKING BLIZZCON ANNOUNCEMENT
FUCK OFF BLIZZARD YUOU STUPID FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT
>that feel when its nothing
MOTHERFUCKER
>it was actually 'see you at blizzcon!'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Good job, folks. I would not have done it without your help. Anyway, I got the resources needed for my next hit - will love.
Wait hear from me in the coming days ...
Dasvidanya friends
"Good job, folks. I would not have done it without your help. Anyway, I got the resources needed for my next hit - will love.
Wait hear from me in the coming days ...
Dasvidanya friends"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>Good job, folks. I would not have done it without your help. Anyway, I got the resources needed for my next hit - will love.
>Wait hear from me in the coming days ...
>Dasvidanya friends
>Wait hear from me in the coming days ...
>Wait hear from me in the coming days ...
>Wait hear from me in the coming days ...
>Wait hear from me in the coming days ...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AND IT WAS NOTHING
Good job, folks. I would not have done it without your help. Anyway, I got the resources needed for my next hit -. Will love
Wait hear from me in the coming days ...
. I'm going to send something to thank you ... I wish I could take advantage
Dasvidanya friends
FUCKING
FUCKING
FUCKING
Ok, fuck you, Blizzard. Fuck you.
>>159080479
click on the skull
I've missed all the sombra shit today. Where are we right now? Do we have to keep waiting?
>>159079882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdrcsW9Jfig
epic
Well that was kind of pointless. Time to watch the Tribe win the world series.
Good job, folks. I would not have done it without your help. Anyway, I got the resources needed for my next hit - will love.
Wait hear from me in the coming days ...
Dasvidanya friends
DASVIDANYA FUCKBOIS
They actually said wait until Blizzcon. THE ABSOLUTE MAD MEN
>it really was just a blizzcon announcement
I KNEW IT
>In the coming days
>>159080450
>>159080458
>>159080459
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>159080362
Is she not? I thought that was the right age. How old is she?
BO
>>159080437
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Blizzard should NEVER do anything like this again.
Ever.
>>159080429
She's nuking Volskaya next?
Motherfucking Blizz...
>it's fucking nothing
>again
>>159080517
>MFW
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>159080546
Doesn't do anything,
I'm done
I'm fucking done
Fuck Sombra
Fuck Blizzard
Fuck Overwatch
I WANT OFF JEFF'S WILD RIDE!
How does it feel knowing you could have done literally anything else for months
but instead you got hyped and watched a timer to blizzcon.
>all these retards dumping shit into google translate
will love
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
>>159080579
>Dasvidanya
Volskaya hit confirmed
>>159080448
oh god why do they look like men now
be sure to drink your COUNTDOWN TIMERS
>yfw
BEAUTIFUL
>>159079967
https://discord.gg/b5qDPuP
can we actually hack blizzard now
>>159080669
SEE YOU AT BLIZZCON SOMBRA!
>you will see me at blizzcon <3
Bravo Blizz
Any groups going for that sweet 20%?
John#1754
IM
GONNA
FUCKING
LOSE
IT
did anything happen?
https://lumerico.mx/MISDIRECTION/index.html
https://lumerico.mx/MISDIRECTION/index.html
https://lumerico.mx/MISDIRECTION/index.html
GUIYS GUYU KSJDAFJL F
>people who actually thought it wasn't gonna be a blizzcon announcement
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>even more waiting
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
Are you just intentionally being unlikable? Holy fuck. Something must have gone fundamentally wrong with your administration for this to happen.
Blizzard is a garbage company
>>159079904
>shipping winston with anyone besides mccree
shit taste im afraid
Meh, I'm okay with it.
It was weird to release Sombra 4 days before Blizzcon. Not long enough of a PTR to release her live.
>YFW SOMBRA HACKING BLIZZCON IS CONFIRMED
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Volskaya Industry ARG next
https://lumerico.mx/MISDIRECTION/index.html
>People actually thought we would get news
>It was a countdown that led to a countdown that led to a countdown that led to a blizzcon countdown
>No news on sombra at all
>Got more news about her from leaks
hahahahaha jeff sure got us good huh
IT LITERALLY WENT PAST 100
BLIZZARD IS SO FUCKING SHIT
THIS NEEDS TO STOP
>>159080763
http://volskayaindustries.com/
http://volskayaindustries.com/
http://volskayaindustries.com/
has blizzard single-handedly ruined ARGs forevermore?
https://lumerico.mx/MISDIRECTION/index.html
Can't wait for the cringefest at blizzcon
>>159080728
>BROWSING IN INCOGNITO FOR MAXIMUM HACKING EDGE
boop ;)
>>159080796
POST THE PASTA
>DASVIDANYA
>Sombra being in Volskaya in the leaked image
IT"S NOT A BLIZZCON ANNOUNCEMNT
>>159080763
>>159080763
>>159080763
LOOK HERE
>>159080728
>dasvidanya
why is she suddenly speaking in bad russian?
!!! REMINDER !!!
THIS IS THE ACTUAL SCHEDULE
ANNOUNCED 4TH NOVEMBER AT BLIZZCON
PLAYABLE ON PTR ON 4TH NOVEMBER RIGHT AFTER ANNOUNCEMENT
RELEASED ON LIVE 24TH NOVEMBER WHEN S2 ENDS WHICH WILL REQUIRE A PATCH
THIS WAS LEAKED WEEKS AGO
!!! REMINDER !!!
WE NEED RUSSIANS NOW
>>159080842
volskayaindustries.com
you weren't joking lmao
Blizzard can suck a fat cock.
I CAN'T WAIT TILL THEY GET HACKED ON STAGE
>>159080754
In English:
Good job, friend. Congrats, it was literally fucking nothing! See you in a few days (at Blizzcon)
>>159080842
>>159080856
>blizzard doing this shit AGAIN
This is a joke, right?
>>159080856
Dear russian gods.
>>159080881
>gay sex with HACKS ON
>>159080763
>Volskaya industries
Oh boy now they're gonna push us to another fucking countdown while Sombra does something retarded to the titans in Volskaya
>>159080856
ITS FUCKING
N O T H I N G
>>159080918
NEXT HIT IS VOLSKAYA
AHHHHHH
>LITERALLY "See you at Blizzcon"
KAPLAN THAT'S IT
THAT WAS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW KAPLAN
I'M COMING FOR YOU
I'M FUCKING COMING YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>159080763
>>>>>another countdown
GOOD JOB KAPLAN
Good job, friends. I wouldn't have done it without your help. In the end, you fetched me the resources I needed for my next hit, you'll like it. Expect news from me in the next few days...
Dasvidanya friends
>>159079882
https://youtu.be/yueWU5K8O9w
>>159080667
Didn't you already say that?
>>159080920
>Ana playable in July
>have to wait almost a whole 4 months to get a new hero
Yeah this game fucking blows holy shit
>quickplay
>nanoboost our hanzo twice and our widow once
>1 nanoboost assist
SHAME SHAME SHAME
>>159080763
>http://volskayaindustries.com/
>can't copy/paste the vodkaspeak
I swear to god, if anyone in this thread is going to Blizzcon, you better fucking boo Jeff off the stage when he does the inevitable "OMG ITS SOMBRA HACKING BLIZZCON :DD" skit
I'm so fucking sick of this shit
LOL AT ALL U FAGS GETTIN KEKED BY BLIZZARD
http://volskayaindustries.com/
http://volskayaindustries.com/
http://volskayaindustries.com/
http://volskayaindustries.com/
http://volskayaindustries.com/
>THE TWO MONTHS LONG COUNTDOWN PRECEDED BY A COUNTDOWN LED TO A COUNTDOWN WHICH LED TO A ONE WEEK LONG COUNTDOWN WHICH LED TO A COUNTDOWN WHICH LED TO ANOTHER COUNTDOWN WHICH LED TO FUCKING NOWHERE
AIN'T EVEN MAD. SASU FUCKING GA BLIZZARD.
>>159080941
Thank you based mexico friend
>>159080856
>>159080842
you gotta be fucking shitting me man
>>159080856
what does the ruskie say
what if sombra is not even revealed at blizzcon?
>blizzard literally just tricked tens of thousands of people into thinking the end of the arg was a blizzcon announcement while secretly releasing yet another part of the widely hated arg
This is legitimately the best trolling I've ever seen from any company, ever
>>159080929
>>159080842
THIS FUCKING BEANER
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
>>159081013
>you'll like it
Suck a fucking dick, Sombra. I told you people not to get your hopes up, and this is what happens.
>here now play this OTHER ARG on this OTHER fictional website
>>159080856
we gonna do this shit all over again
JUST
>>159080896
>>159080606
wait, is she in pain or not?
!!! REMINDER !!!
THIS IS THE ACTUAL SCHEDULE
ANNOUNCED 4TH NOVEMBER AT BLIZZCON
PLAYABLE ON PTR ON 4TH NOVEMBER RIGHT AFTER ANNOUNCEMENT
RELEASED ON LIVE 24TH NOVEMBER WHEN S2 ENDS WHICH WILL REQUIRE A PATCH
THIS WAS LEAKED WEEKS AGO
>there are still people who will not boo the living shit out of Jeff kaplan when his stupid fucking face shows up during Blizzcon
>people still think the ARG isn't a fucking horrible thing
>people are STILL thinking the next ARG event will be different
NOT ONCE
NOT TWICE
THREE TIMES
THREE FUCKING TIMES
BLIZZARD MADE YOU IDIOTS WATCH A TIMER FOR MONTHS ON END
THREE TIMES IN A R O W
JUST SO THEY COULD TELL YOU TO WATCH BLIZZCON
THEY
GOT
AWAY
WITH
IT
THREE
TIMES
>>159080763
>>159080856
AGAIN
YOURE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO FALL FOR IT AGAIN
NOT EVEN 5 MINUTES LATER
H O L Y S H I T
>>159080842
makes sense seeing as shes chilling with the robot in the picture from volskaya
>tfw people actually believed that Sombra wouldn't be revealed in Blizzcon
http://volskayaindustries.com
https://lumerico.mx/MISDIRECTION/index.html
>>159080763
>boop ;)
>>159080990
holy fuck, you're right!
I stayed up for this shit LMAO
I work in 3 fucking hours, I'm fucking retarded.
>>159080763
>https://lumerico.mx/MISDIRECTION/index.html
>>159080856
>>159080763
>>159080842
>>159080920
Watch the Volskaya countdown go until the 24th
REFRESH THE PAGE
THEY'RE THROWING A BONE
Les voy a mandar algo para agradecerles… Ojalá lo puedan aprovechar.
>>159081040
>quickplay
>nanoboost our reaper with ult
>he literally turns around and runs away from the fight
wow he sure trolled me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7hzGtmPb6M
!!! REMINDER !!!
THIS IS THE ACTUAL SCHEDULE
ANNOUNCED 4TH NOVEMBER AT BLIZZCON
PLAYABLE ON PTR ON 4TH NOVEMBER RIGHT AFTER ANNOUNCEMENT
RELEASED ON LIVE 24TH NOVEMBER WHEN S2 ENDS WHICH WILL REQUIRE A PATCH
THIS WAS LEAKED WEEKS AGO
!! REMINDER !!
>>159080856
>http://volskayaindustries.com/
Server load exceeded. Maintenance underway.
4chan the mastertroll getting outtrolled by blizzard XD
>DOSVIDANYA
THAT'S RUSSIAN
вoлcкaя CONFIRMED
>next target is Volskaya
>knowing spanish is now useless for Sombra fun
oh well was good when it lasted, dasvidanya sombrito
>>159081127
t. asscheeks
>>159080856
>http://volskayaindustries.com
Exceeded load on server. Maintenance in progress.
You should all download the google translate app. Pretty nifty.
>>159081041
>>can't copy/paste the vodkaspeak
It says "server load exceeded, maintenance in progress"
>>159081162
Feel bad man. But you should not stay up for video game stuff like that.
Why do you guys assume "few days" actually means few days and it is not bullshit like soon™.
>>159081162
kek you absolute madman
>>159080920
>Leaked WEEKS AGO
Nigga. Any one who isnt a delusional tumblr fag could've guessed that a large enertainment company would save their announcements for their Yearly convention. How you mouthbreathers keep expecting her to be behind every corner of this easter egg hunt when in 3 days Blizz will be making hella dosh from all of the people that want to see new game updates is beyond me.
>>159080763
happening
!! REMINDER !!
THIS IS THE ACTUAL SCHEDULE
ANNOUNCED 4TH NOVEMBER AT BLIZZCON
PLAYABLE ON PTR ON 4TH NOVEMBER RIGHT AFTER ANNOUNCEMENT
RELEASED ON LIVE 24TH NOVEMBER WHEN S2 ENDS WHICH WILL REQUIRE A PATCH
THIS WAS LEAKED WEEKS AGO
!!! REMINDER !!!
>>159078971
>tfw i could afford this in 3 checks/6 weeks
It feels good not being a neet
trolling the arg discord, its better than playing the game
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
boop ;)
>>159081279
Because Blizzcon is actually in a few days
I'm sad that nothing came from this but I'm also laughing my ass off.
How can blizzard fuck up this badly?
>>159081292
SHOW YOUR WORK. WHERE ARE THE RECEIPTS
they updated the message
>Les voy a mandar algo para agradecerles… Ojalá lo puedan aprovechar.
they updated the message
>Les voy a mandar algo para agradecerles… Ojalá lo puedan aprovechar.
Well this surely will go down as the worst ARG in the history of ARGs
>>159081217
>THIS WAS LEAKED WEEKS AGO
you keep saying this but refusing to post a source besides saying "it was leaked weeks ago"
>>159080856
Fucking Blizzard making fun of retarded children over and over again.
But at least its funny watching all these elite hackermans eating shit time after time, getting mad about it and then erasing the previous ruse from their minds.
Have at it guys, I am sure you will get her this time.
>>159081279
Because Blizzcon is in literally 3 days you fucking mongoloid.
>>159079882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2gVi4CwdL8
>>159081219
Silly Russians, 4chan is for kids.
I love watching "Stop being a douchebag" though.
People whining in Russian is so funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZaptT_k88I
>>159081246
>downloading anything made by google
no thanks man botnets aren't really my thing
>people think Sombra will actually be available on PTR during Blizzcon
She will be playable at Blizzcon and literally nowhere else, and then won't be on PTR until the end of november.
!! REMINDER !!!
THIS IS THE ACTUAL SCHEDULE
ANNOUNCED 4TH NOVEMBER AT BLIZZCON
PLAYABLE ON PTR ON 4TH NOVEMBER RIGHT AFTER ANNOUNCEMENT
RELEASED ON LIVE 24TH NOVEMBER WHEN S2 ENDS WHICH WILL REQUIRE A PATCH
THIS WAS LEAKED WEEKS AGO
!!! REMINDER !!
We vodkaland nao
WHAT DOES THE NEW SITE TRANSLATE TOO
>>159081351
Jhub? Faggot
>>159081292
Stop spamming this. We know.
>>159080920
>20 days of waiting between ptr deploy and in game deploy
>everyone waiting and swearing at blizz during 20 days
stop posting this
>>159081353
>>Les voy a mandar algo para agradecerles… Ojalá lo puedan aprovechar.
"I will send you all something to tide you over... I hope you approve of it" ?
what the fuck is she sending?
Jesus Christ I can't stop laughing
>>159081390
I'd rather be doing useless countdowns for video games than discussing corrupt politicans with the plebians on this website.
That is how bad society is right now.
>nonsense in the ARG
>Brawl is bees again, the worst brawl
oh well no OW tonight then
>>159081470
Yeah bro, keep spamming that
Hopefully you get banned
>>159081437
You are on the internet. The FBI know everything about you already.
30TB UPDATE ON PTR
I'm laughing my ass off but my heart is breaking apart at the same time.
You did this to me, Blizzard.
>>159080856
Found this within the source code. does it mean anything?
>>159081531
post yfw it's the leaked hero art
Some roosky translate this
>>159081458
Not really, she will be playable in Blizzcon and on Monday she will hit the PTR.
>>159081592
shit i only have 29tb of space in my ssd
>>159081592
HAPNIN
>>159081592
INGAME ARG CONFIRMED
>>159081410
>posting worst MGR theme
>tfw you don't get angry anymore
>tfw all you can do is laugh
I've lost it.
>>159081470
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DEVIANTART PAGE.
ITS
FUCKING
NOTHING
>>159081608
><body> reveal
lewd
>post yfw the reveal tonight is just her design
>>159081624
"See you at Blizzcon! Will love"
>>159081608
it means sombra is going to reveal her <body>, if you know what I mean ;)
>>159081624
K6 Bonbckon confirmed!!!!!
>>159081624
Volskaya Industries
>People still going nuts over Sombra
Does anyone have webm of Genji in his sparrow outfit doing the challenge emote? A closeup one of his face preferably, I thought I saw him winking or something and it's bothering me
>>159081458
S H U T U P
this is like a god damn abusive relationship.
why do we keep coming back? why are we expecting blizz to change?
>>159081608
It means that you are stupid as fuck and its time to stop.
Literally WHAT has Blizzard been doing with all this time? Did they fire half their staff? Because we've got one hero, one map, and two """"fancy"""" brawls to program in the span of HALF A YEAR
>>159081737
>it's the leaked image we got this morning
>>159081749
>>159081615
>>159081737
>inb4 sombra is boring and shit
>>159081737
>the reveal is that Sombra is delayed because they're going to change the character design
>>159081803
reminder that overwatch has a team of 100 actively working on the game
I DIDN'T EVEN CARE IF SHE WAS PLAYABLE OR NOT
GIVE ME A FUCKING TEASER OR SOMETHING, ANYTHING BUT THIS NOTHING YOU'VE PRESENTED
Transalete the russian text please!
It was fucking nothing
>ARG still going
will this ever end? will sombra ever be released? will my children's children be wasting their time watching a fake countdown for the rendering of a fake film on goldshirepictures.com a century from now?
what is blizzard's aim at this point? to see how thoroughly they can obliterate their chances of generating hype from any potential future ARG for any potential game/character? to find out how big of a joke they can make their own reveal?
Sombra was a bust
post blue
Daily Reminder that if Sombra is revealed at Blizzcon 2 things could have happened:
1. Blizzard actually planned for the arg to go on this long and for it to have this much waiting.
2. Blizzard didn't plan for the arg to go on this long, extended it to make up time, and then finished Sombra late. Now they are waiting even LONGER to reveal her at Blizzcon even though she should have come out long ago.
It's very fun to be able to participate in these games Blizzard has laid out for us. I'm really sad to see so much anger and disappointment toward Blizzard's ARG. They make an entire ARG for us to participate in and there is this much dissatisfaction? I'm disappointed in the community. I can understand criticism, but what I'm seeing in this general and Discord server(s) goes above and beyond criticism.
tl;dr The vocal minority is very... vocal. It's embarrassing to people on the sidelines like me who have to put up with what feels like children begging for instant gratification.
>>159081737
>>159081896
It would actually be worth the tease and wait, since her current design if true is horrible
>I have enough resources for my next hit
>Leaked concept art shows her with tendrils connected to robots
This is clearly a hint at her abilities. Seems like she can drain power and then use it, sort of like Zarya's mechanic. The point of the exercise was to drain enough power from the power-plant and then use it elsewhere which will probably be in the animated that introduces her.
>>159081902
Rito has a 1000 working on theirs, and look how well thats going.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice...
>>159081902
Tf2 had two dudes and a fucking donkey making it and they still made more stuff than Blizzfucks
>>159081737
Better than another countdown to be honest with you familia.
QUICK
POST YFW SOMBRA ISN'T ANNOUNCED AT BLIZZCON AND THEY START ANOTHER COUNTDOWN
I've been waiting to get the Mercy Witch skin in a loot box, but haven't. I've saved up 5600 coins to buy it if I didn't get it in a box. Didn't get it, so I was gonna buy it tonight. Find that the event is over already, can't buy witch skin.
Am I fucked?
You know, I think people inside Blizzard are also thinking they've fucked up with this shitty ARG nonsense.
Why else would they release that leaked art on the products site?
Why would they have that random leak before the Halloween event hit?
I think even people inside Blizzard are annoyed at how badly they're handling this Sombra shit.
>>159081990
>giving a fuck anymore
You're funny anon, I like you.
>>159081458
More like she will be announced at Blizzcon, then a comic will be released a month later, will be playable on PTR in summer 2017, then around this time next year will be released officially
>>159081990
Fuck off Jeff
>>159082068
yes, you screwed up you fucking idiot
>IT'S NOTHING AGAIN
THANKS BLIZZARD YOU'RE GREAT
>>159081879
I appreciate the image too anon, thanks
>it's a lose because rein is retarded and the DPS can't do anything episode
>it's an all night marathon
>>159081990
Have a (You) you meming motherfucker, now get out
>>159081964
>>159082054
>friend is global elite
>can't even make it past 3000
??????????
I don't get it
>>159082057
https://vid.me/6AwP
>Sombra's lipstick
Fucking why.
I thought we all as a species recently agreed that lipstick just doesn't look good.
PHARMERCY BRAWL IS BACK
>>159082020
>that feel when she drain the Ultimate of other heroes
who else /notevenmadanymore/.
>>159081990
I want to fuck that girl
>>159082054
>>159081990
This ARG is a bunch of countdowns with nothing at the end of any of them.
The ARG contained one (1) piece of information, the skull which is most likely the icon for sombra's ult. Nothing else. That's a really shit ARG
I CANT TAKE TEH SUSPENSE IM HAIVNG A HEART ATTACK
>>159082096
so pissesd that there was no way of knowing it would end at a random time on the 1st, instead of the usual 2am cutoff for "first win of the day" etc..
that is so fucking annoying.
>>159082054
>OVERWATCH PANEL STARTS
>LIGHTS OFF
>A 2 HOURS COUTDOWN APPEARS ON EVERY SCREEN
>THE DRONES START CLAPPING FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT
I wish Blizzard had the balls to pull a joke like that
>>159082187
>I thought we all as a species recently agreed that lipstick just doesn't look good.
you are wrong
>>159082083
ARG shit has been fun to watch, at least. You have to admit it's at least creative
>We get sent to Egypt after the countdown in volskaya
>>159082186
>fart sounds
this is still salvageable..
>>159082083
They could've just given those things out as rewards for doing this ARG shit instead of having NO REWARDS AT ALL.
Sombra will release after a countdown that lasts till 2020
>>159081990
Leave, Fucker.
L E A V E
>>159082054
If they don't boo the shit out of Jeff when he gets up on stage I'm gonna sell my hat.
>>159082054
>mfw
>tfw Blizzcon in a few days:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff begin to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>Audience member: Oh Fucking hell
>Jeff: I don't know what you want Sombra but please...
>Sombra: What I want is to take the opportunity to finally show the world what Sombra really means by REAL GAME
>A couple Members of the audience start booing making Sombra and Jeff difficult to hear
>Jeff: well all I can say is it took you long enough
>Jeff takes out keyboard and begins to type
>Sombra: ¿Que es Esto? Are you trying to Defend your Stupid convention against my Sombra protocol
>Booing becomes louder
>Jeff: I-I may not be the best Hacker... But I'll do whatever I have to to defend blizzcon
>Audience starts yelling Anti-Semitic remarks targeted at both Jeff and Blizzard itself
>Autistic Tom Kenny keep typing away
>Jeff: You May be skilled but the Overwatch team has been working in an Counter Hack just incase this type of thing-
>The lights begin to dim before Jeff finishes
>Someone off stage yells at Kaplan to get off the stage and that they'll just play the gameplay video instead of what was scripted
>The audience is restless with their booing and hate
>Jeff gathers his Keyboard and what remaining dignity he has left
>Jeff: I guess I saved blizzcon
>Jeff says as he stumbles off the stage
>once the video starts playing the crowd settles down
>>159082068
I got the Witch Mercy skin three times. I bought 24 lootboxes on the last day and got two more.
>>159082187
>doesn't like lipstick
gay
>>159078685
>Characters
Tracer, D.Va, Mercy, Zarya, Pharah, McCree.
>Tags
Femdom, Impreg/Creampies, Anal, Harem, BDSM, Rape, Mind break, Ahego, Nurse, Medical,
>Plot
Lets see what someone else does with that.
>Plot
>>159081990
>minority
HAHA
nah
>>159081902
This doesn't make sense.
who /hardmodeneverever/ here?
I'm too trash
>>159082083
>I think people inside Blizzard are also thinking they've fucked up with this shitty ARG nonsense.
There have been a lot of random posts on here and reddit that sound like believably annoyed as fuck Blizz employees
they all seem to say that the "arg" is just marketing based from EA's side and the team hates it
>>159082231
It's been a journey. Bring on the Big Red One.
>>159082083
I can believe this since the first leak came from blizzards internal server.
>>159082313
SHUT UP SHUT IP SHUT UP FUCJING IDIOT
>>159082284
>at least creative
>the last 2 months have been solely countdowns
>>159080763
>Boop;)
That's cute Sombra. That's really cute.
God I want to hate fuck her so bad.
Play Bastion on volskaya and go to the screen.
>>159081624
>http://volskayaindustries.com/
KB Volskaya
КБ in Russian is an abbreviation for Department of Design
NEW EMAIL
>>159081624
Volskaya CB. CB stands for Constructor's Bureau
>>159082313
>Then UK
>Then Greece
>Then Japan
>Then Route 66
>>159082054
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP DOING THIS BLIZZARD
>>159082187
>I thought we all as a species recently agreed that lipstick just doesn't look good.
What alien planet do you live on where that's the majority opinion? Where the hell did you even draw that conclusion from?
Post yfw Sombra is F tier and we have to go through three months of buffs until she gets to C tier
>>159082284
Yeah I think a countdown revealing a countdown is very creative and now its being done again. Very creative indeed.
>>159082509
play Zenyatta on Volskaya and jump off a ledge
>>159082572
>new character is bad so not everyone instalocks her
good
>tfw the acronym "ARG" is now a trigger phrase for your PTSD
>>159081458
WRONG
November will be Thanksgiving skins
December will be Christmas skins
Only one special event per month, you stupid goy. No Sombra until 2017.
>>159082381
This still gets me
>>159082381
IT'S ALL LITERALLY NOTHING
WE'VE GOT MORE INFORMATION FROM TWO LEAKS THAN MOOOONTHS OF ARG AHHHH
is there even a countdown with the Volskaya site, or is it literally "lmao eat a cock and sit tight till Blizzcon?"
>>159082284
>ARG shit has been fun to watch
>watching a slow moving number progress
>fun to watch
You must really love watching paint dry, or watching your mother grow old and die.
>You have to admit it's at least creative
?I'm being baited aren't I¿
>>159082054
THEY WILL BEGIN WITH A COUNTDOWN DURING THE CONFERENCE, TO ONLY AT THE END OF THE COUNTDOWN THEY WILL BE OPEN TO ANNOUNCE ANOTHER COUNTDOWN HAPPENING SOMEWHERE ELSE
>all these shitters quitting the game because of some pr stunt
good
IT'S OVAH
>>159082471I really want Sombra's leaked art to be incorrect and she's a young hacker girl
soo what's the gift from sombra?
>>159082360
Damn that Shimada prince is thicc
>>159082186
That only gets me HARDER, anon!
>>159082693
Another countdown!
NOW TRAVELING TO VOLSKAYA INDUSTRIES
>6 months since release
>one new map
>one new hero
>meta is stale as fuck
>tease a character for months that at this point can only be underwhelming
>Blizzard: Why is our game dying
>>159082693
volskayaindustries.com
>countdown timer leads to another countdown timer
Man, what a twist.
Is he the M. Night Shyamalan of vidya?
>>159082693
>you get to wait some more dirty fucking cis gringo
>>159082284
No, the ARG was shit. The only fun part was watching autists and ledditors get mad at nothing happening and seeing people who actually thought that a hero would be revelead weeks before the biggest annual Blizzard event getting their expectations crushed every single time.
>>159082693
One free hot dicking
How much do you want to bet that people start booing at Blizzcon if Sombra doesn't get released before then?
>>159082693
She's sending an exit bag to every player
This thread is memeing so fast about Sombra nobody will notice thissneaky Smugberry.
THEY REGISTERED THE SITE TODAY
IT WASN'T PLANNED THIS WAS A LAST MINUTE DIVERSION
>>159082658
>pr stunt
>3 months of cryptic bullshit that only reddit will find
any Mexican players in /owg/? I'm looking for players for our team, we did above average in recent tournaments
>>159082750
that's not a gift, that's her next target
>>159082561
BLIZZAAAAAAAAAARRRDDD
>>159082749
>Blizzard: Why is our game dying
not on pc
>>159082747
That's been there though
Since before tonight at least
>>159082750
CYKA
>>159082615
is Reaper the sole pure and good thing that came out of Overwatch?
The sombra ARG could've been alright if they just gave some actual fucking information. Like at the end of one part, reveal her gun in some artwork. Then in the end of another, reveal some device she uses as part of her ability or hint at what her ability does. The end of one of the largest parts, you can leak the screenshot of her looks or maybe just some art of her clothes.
But instead they give us FUCKING NOTHING FOR MONTHS. It's like consistently solving puzzles to go back to square one.
>>159082527
>Then back to Dorado
>>159082798
The thing is that there are still Blizzdrones that think that booing them isn't nice and we should "be glad they're giving us anything at all"..
>>159082821
Or they didn't want people catching on and finding it before they were supposed to
is the game actually dying? are less peopel actually playing?
>>159082840
what's the rating for each team member?
>>159082614
>thanksgiving
>anyone giving a crap about american genocide celebration
in my opinion the arg they did today was a lot better than what they've done previously
like more of the community was able to participate
it just had a terrible ending
>>159082821
WHO KEEPS FUCKING UP
IS IT THE FUCKING INTERN JUST GET RID OF THE GUY
>>159082386
the last day is today, right?
what time exactly? was there any info about what time the event ends?
>>159079526
That's a lot of wrong in one place.
>>159082756
where is the Volskaya timer?
Finally I feel free. I no longer have to play every night just to grind lootboxes. Now I can stay away until the PTR changes hit live. Maybe in Season 3 I can finally play my main in competitive.
>>159082821
No. They just didn't want people to know that there would be a new countdown.
>>159082821
well i guess sombra isn't being announced at blizzcon now
>>159082820
You thought wrong
>>159081842
>it's the leaked image we got this morning
what?
As soon as Sombra is released I'm going to instalock her and be useless in every single game, just to make sure that anyone who somehow still likes her sees the error of his ways
>blue ball/edging fetish
Sombra is shaping up to be the best girl
>>159082969
Excuse for more skins to sell, goy
>>159082981
It's already over
(510) 766-2726
anybody tried calling the number from the Lumerico site?
>>159082749
>inb4 "Dude you're so entitled" shitters arrive
I PAID FULL PRICE FOR THIS GAME SO THAT THEY CAN RELEASE NEW CONTENT "REGULARLY". THIS ISNT "REGULARLY".
>>159083039
nobody is going to give a shit about this in a month
she'll just be a part of the meta, nobody will care
theres updates every month
sombra's ult should be countdown related
>>159083025
You dont know? They had a leak of Sombra artwork.
>>159082981
It's already over. The last day was Halloween, or the last day of October.
>>159082821
Wasn't one of the countdowns equal to how much a certain site was "hacked"?
I think the autists were botting to progress the countdown faster than Blizzard expected. I wonder if they didn't, if the countdown was able to progress at the speed blizzard wanted it to, if it would reach 100% during blizzcon.
I think I cracked it, when you open volskaya.com, you have t
>>159082917
>Be glad theyre giving us anything at all
What I hate most about this mentality is that it implies that even playing the game period is a privilege (that people paid for) and that the devs even acknowledging our existence is the pinnacle of generosity
And its weird that people still think that way because anyone who isnt blind can see that player feedback is a pretty significant factor even if it isnt always good
>>159082973
The entire ARG other than the countdowns has been really solid on a task front, it's just that reward has been sorely lacking. For an ARG to work, you have to trade effort on the players part for teasers, hints, anything really. All we've gotten ever is 'wait for next time!'
We'd know exactly as much about Sombra as we did when the game released if it weren't for the leaks.
You guys are alright
don't go to blizzcon
>>159083162
sombra strikes again
>>159083115
I saw the 'leaked' render from a couple weeks ago, is this 'leak' just corroborating what we've already seen?
>>159082969
I think a turkey skin for Pharah would be awesome
Whenever I lose, I feel like it less that the enemy team was better, but more that my team is worse.
>>159083098
>in a month
I think you're underestimating the amount of countdowns Blizzard is capable of
>>159083119
>>159083057
It was supposed to be the through the 1st
>people think monthly free updates isn't good
???
>>159082956
2600-2800
>>159082953
Yes, its dead. Hearthstone is dead. WoW is dead. SC and Diablo are dead.
Take all your stock out of ATVI before it crashes
>>159083082
Yes. That was part of the ARG a week or two ago to get clues.
>>159082953
Blizzard doesn't release player counts AFAIK, but I doubt it's losing players.
>>159083108
>Press Q
>HACK YOU!
>your controls are inverted
>cucked again
at this point you were asking for it
we were all asking for it
this company is a special kind of shit
>>159083240
That's how it usually is. Everyone is shit but your team is just a bit shittier.
>>159083108
Sombras ult will countdown over and over until the end of the match then it will show a ascii sugar skull logo and thats it
>both new heroes were female
is bliz pandering?
>>159083108
T I M E S
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>>159083270
Every single game does this. Every. Single. Game. Updates. All. The. Time.
>>159083108
When it reaches 100, it resets to 0 and takes even longer to count up.
Hello /owg/
What are you memes?
Do you have any namefags?
>>159077590I've came to bargain.
New thread. What happened to the autistic thread makers?
>>159083356
>>159083356
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS REVEAL HER GUN AND SOME IN-GAME RELEVANT INFORMATION OR SOME SHIT LIKE YOU DID WITH ANA
FUCK YOU BLIZZARDDDD
This whole thing makes Sombra out to be a master class troll which is kind of alright I think.
>>159083334
both are ugly dykes with no sex appeal at all so nah
>>159083394
>New thread. What happened to the autistic thread makers?
we're not at bump limit
>>159083394
>50 posts earlier
faggot
>>159083394
FORTY
FIVE
POSTS
EARLY
>>159083268
it ended at 6PM EST, an hour earlier than they said it would.
They had the audacity to say you could still buy Halloween boxes for a half hour on the website with money though.
>>159082187
>I thought we all as a species recently agreed that lipstick just doesn't look good.
fuck off homo
>>159083373
>memes
pretend like soldier76/reaper is canon
>namefags
haven't noticed any
>>159083403
>hide scrambled ASCII images in the website that need to be decoded
>reveals tests she's done on robots for her abilities
>>159083373
There's a lot of homoposting
Right now countdowns are our biggest memes because fuck blizzard's shitty ARG
Couple of namefags, but they're thankfully rare
>>159083443
>He thinks releasing ugly dykes with no sex appeal isn't pandering
"ПPEBЫШEHA HAГPУЗКA HA CEPBEP. BEДETCЯ TEХOБCЛУЖИBAHИE."
"Exceeding the load on the server. MAINTENANCE IN PROGRESS."
>>159083232
It's a piece of artwork done by Blizzard's head concept artist on OW. It was up on their Blizzard Merch page last night for about an hour before being taken down.
>>159083443
>Ana
>Dyke
Why do you use words you don't understand
>>159083108
>Ultimate: The Waiting Game
>Sombra disappears from view and all actions for every player are disabled for all seven of this ability's durations.
>>159083443
>sombra
>ugly dyke
>>159083493
image cap hit, its proper general edicite to jump over when image cap hits, but apparently owg is the only general that thinks its the end of the world when the thread doesn't keep going on while people post text that no one reads.
>>159083443
>Ana is a dyke
Uh, what? Do you know how to properly use words?
>>159083708
dude honestly kill yourself you're so autistic
>>159083708
>edicite
>still stretching out sombra ARG
>still stretching out sombra ARG
>still stretching out sombra ARG
>still stretching out sombra ARG
holy fucking shit take the fucking hint
FUCK YOU OVERWATCH I HAVE WORK IN 8 HOURS BUT I NEED TO RECLAIM MY LOST 500 SR
I'M FUCKING STAYUP AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME FAGGOTSfirst, time to take a shower
>>159083708
It matters less for /vg/ where there's less of an issue with the front page being flooded. On other boards you don't even create it if both the image and bump limits were hit, but you wait until it hits the 8th page or so.
>Shitters in ELO hell make youtube videos trying to "prove" that Competitive Overwatch is all about RNG and no skill
He REALLY likes saying the word "fallacy". If you're looking to kill yourself via alcohol poisoning, feel free to take a shot each time he says it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnL2T_Mj5fU&feature=youtu.be
Enjoy!
>>159083962
>RECLAIM MY LOST 500 SR
That might not go so well for you.
>tfw you carry as D.va
embarrassing.mp3
>>159084053
>Competitive Overwatch
never heard a funnier joke in my life laddy
I really hope Reinhardt gets nerfed out of the meta because I'm so fucking sick of being forced to pick him
>>159084053
Blizzard already said that platinum has a huge range of player skill in it. Which means it might as well be random.
It was alot easier to get from 3000 to 3300 than it was to get from 2700-3000.
>>159084848
for me it was a lot easier going from 2500 to 3000, than to navigate the 3100 hell, then it was a quick raise to 3490 and now i'm stuck with 50-50 matches for a week and I cant get master
You deserve this if you play along with ARGs.
>Still fucking nothing
>She's actually going to be a fucking pet class
Holy fuck this is so bad.
>Switched to Hanzo (was Widowmaker)
>Switched to Junkrat (was Hanzo)
I want to find every single one of these players and wring their necks.
>>159085406
To be fair, there's been some good ones
Halo 2's ARG was good
What's worse A good tracer or A good genji?
>>159085851
Tracer in my opinion
Good tracers can shred tanks faster than Genji can, and get out safely
>>159083108
>her ult adds time to current match
>>159083108
sombra's ult disable all guns and machines for 7 secondsit's hammer time
Who's the easiest person to learn how aim with?
I'm tired of exclusively playing Lucio, Reinhardt and Roadhog.
I'm sick and tired of Hanzo players who think they're good. This is different from good Hanzo players, who can still be cocky but can at least do something. Shitty Hanzo players might as well just DC from how little they're actually doing.
They'll quote their kills and medals if you even question their decisions. They'll never swap even if they're hard countered. They do absolutely NOTHING.
>>159087919
Zen and Ana shoot constantly. Good for learning because your team generally won't notice if you're shit at it. Good shots out of them are bonuses. It's not like picking Widowmaker or McCree where you have absolutely no value compared with the DPS player who's slot you stole.
>>159087919
American Dad for hitscan and Justice League for projectile
>mfw they call me bad
>mfw i have 3 gold medal and they got jack squat
I haven't played since before Ana.
What have I missed?
>>159089013
you missedana
>>159088941
>mfw you have a fourth gold medal
>on your profile
>>159089108
What? She got taken back out?
>>159089108
It's painful how true this is.
>>159089013
Ana's Q is the current "I Win" button in Overwatch. The only viable counter is having your own Ana. Pairs well with Reinhardt, who's also the best defense against Earthshatter. Popular heroes are tanks who soak a lot of damage for Ana to build ult off of, heroes such as Roadhog who have minimal trash damage for the enemy Ana to build ult off of, and Reapers because of all the tanks and because Nanoboost+SpeedAmp+ZaryaBubble+DeathBlossom melts faces.
>>159086017
A good tracer is next to impossible to kill, a good genji might be if you caught him in cd on his deflect.
>>159089631
>Nanoboost+SpeedAmp+ZaryaBubble+DeathBlossom
Man you don't even need the middle two to melt some faces
>>159089013
1 new map and you missed the halloween skins, that's it.
>>159091905
he also missed the summer skins
>>159091687
Zarya bubble is needed to counter stuns. Sleep dart, flashbang, hook.
Speed boost counters any team who thinks it's possible to have their own Lucio speed boost them out of range.
>>159081151
>literally nothing: the event
people actually pay hundreds of dollars to fly out and see these for a bunch of in-game cosmetics and non-news
absolutely ridiculous