/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive Dedd General

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>>159062148
>55 posts

Last thread was 10x better

why is the general for cs so dead?

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>last thread archived at 56 posts
come on lads we can do better

shitpost harder!

>>159063537
normie game for normie peeps

is an 4chan general an SNS?

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>>159063968
shut the fuck op

>>159065339
don't disrespect me like that, im a famous /csgog/ attention whore!

>not hitting anything at all on ESEA
>ping seems to be fine
>raging hard
>check my router
>turns out I have 25 percent package loss
Yeah, fuck you Vodafone.

>>159065664
>you probably cheat or you are gold nova and you only post in this general because no one else liked you in other generals

ftfy lam oa

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operation dropping hot this thursday you heard it here first csgog

>>159072745
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

why is 1024x768 so perfect

newcomer to the game (roughly 50 hours in)

whats /csgog/'s opinion on the XM104?

>>159074017
hiko you fat fuck. killed liquid yet?

>>159074017
ive been maining the xm104 and two flashes for oa while now and have recently ranked up to gold nova master
i think its a very good gun for the price some might even say op?
dont use at it long range though..

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Ebin

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>>159077115

http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2016/11/16957/

Release Notes for 11/1/2016

1 Nov 2016 -

[MISC]
– Halloween has come to a close.
– Dropped weapons and other grenades no longer prevent flashbangs from blinding players.
– Fixed a bug where Killer Replay sounds would sometimes continue playing after the Killer Replay had finished.
– Players will now measure regular UDP pings to matchmaking regions where SDR is not yet enabled (Brazil, EU North, EU West).
– Fixed a problem where players experienced high ping because region selection was based on SDR ping, but SDR was not used in the region for gameplay.

[OSX]
– Fixed a bug where the game would sometimes fail to start with the message “Only one instance of the game can be running at one time”

>>159078684
great update

>>159081503
no

>tarik trying to knife someone at the start of a round they could have easily won

NA CS

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3-12 to 16-13

NA CS EVERYBODY

when did mixwell start to cheat?

I thought he was clear

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how do we make csgog great again?

>>159092297
Make threads on /v/ and tell about this great game and this awesome general!

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>>159092536
But /v/ is even shittier than /vg/

>page 10
LMAO

>>159092297
be my gf (male)

>>159097935
Stop laughing you stupid bitch

>>159092297
by contributing actual counter-strike discussion

>play MM
>lose

WHAT THE SHIT

will there ever be anyone in esports as based as stich? https://twitter.com/theonlymichal/status/793669932143828992

post eseas to prove u arent shitters

post your deathmatch jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlHv3BbBv6A

>>159111928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M_Byidl4gQ

>>159111928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL7sF0HI8Dw

>>159113835
this is an 18+ website

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bPWsiGcIb8

>>159068463
Couldn't you just check that by turning on the netgraph?

>>159111928
who
/normie music while playing mm/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcWlHQ6EzFk

>>159111928
I have been using this ever since it came out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj6iDHciEmA

Why is this thread so dead during euro time?

Why did euros quit cs? Was it because SA and NA finally caught up to them and surpassed them?

>>159125695
it's 1pm dude
only neetfucks like me are online

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>csgo
>good game
PICK ONE

>>159128113

Noob.

You should always aim for the shoulder height to head. Ala classic 1.6 aiming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpfxc64jWss&feature=youtu.be
lol

>>159131432
DON'T BULLY MOUZ

>>159131676
She's pretty QT, but she also has that "what in the fuck did I just get myself into, this fatfuck plays videogames for a living" look on her face.

>>159131860
Niko is fat and they are barely tier 2

>>159131956
>barely tier 2
top 10 you fucking nigger

>>159131953
She's on a """""""""""""""pro"""""""""""""""""" team as well called doyoueven fe. They finished 7-8th in ESWC female.

>>159132007
>check hltv
>rated no. 8
wtf

Nonetheless
Tier 1 is 1-4
Tier 2 is 5-8
So barely tier 2

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>>159132279
that's fucking retarded dude.
unless you've won the last tournament you're not tier 1? NiP is not tier 1?
top 10 is tier 1

>>159131676
>Nina Flatness

xD

>>159132417
>10 tier 1 teams
Now THAT'S retarded.

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>>159132417
>mous, nv and liquid are tier 1
>in the same tier as vp, sk and godnitas
are you retarded?

Is the G403 wireless any good for CSGO?

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>SNS

>>159132661
>complains about sns on a sns
dude

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>>159132579
>wireless

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>>159131676
>swedish
>plays cs
>cute

>>159132791
I wish the wired version wouldn't use a fucking braided cable.

>>159132906
I wish the wireless version wasn't fucking wireless
Are you mentally challenged?

>>159132958
Are you?

>>159133031
Well not to the point that I would consider buying a wireless mouse over one with a braided cable at least

>>159133132
kys

how many games do i have to win to rank up honestly

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Will our guys make it?

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how do I get a csgo gf (female)

Trump supporters are RACIST

>>159133569

How many fucking times does it need to be said that you don't rank up by winning x amount of games? This isn't the fucking hearthstone ladder. How fucking dumb are CSGO players god damn.

Daily reminder that putting the shit cord link in the op kills the thread.

Daily reminder that anime kill the thread

Daily reminder that gay posters kill the thread

Daily reminder that shit skin hues kill the thread

Daily reminder that 640x480 is the op res

Daily reminder that playing in high sensitivity is op

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>>159133675
csgfs like men who wield the big green gun

AWP = alpha
rifle = beta

Old less moderated discord https://discordapp.com/invite/ZwBP8Sy

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>fags so bootyblasted about being rejected from new discord so bad they shitpost

>new discord
>get banned for posting glorious horse bagina
it's shit bud

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Who here /goodcitizen/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoHHxm9qAh4

Your passport please, magog.

how do i contact rabbit?

>>159139214
id/stoaga

>>159139595
FACK U GAY BOY

>>159139595
thanks

Our guys Tyloo is in murica

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>>159140795
The Age of Whites is over.

Anyone here main the awp?

>maining broken 1shot weapons
kek

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whats your favorite knife?

mine are the rust coats just cause of how nasty looking battle-scared version is

>>159150803
m9 rust

semipro player, ama

>>159150928
Hi els

>>159151745
nah im from EU

>>159150803
yeah, i've really started to like the rust coats.

thinking about selling my doppler and getting different knives in rust coats.

>>159150803
Doppler knifes with its blue and green alternatives. Looks good desu.

>>159150928
is 144hz a meme or is it an actual good investment.

>>159137486
Daily reminder to neck yourself, you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

>>159133578
Godsent is probably gonna lose

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>>159140859


>Dreamhack Winter 2019
>Every team is Chinese
>The crowd is Muslim

>>159155062
144 is nice very smooth :ok_hand:

>>159155062
144hz isn't required to become good at the game, but if you feel like you are at a disadvantage ingame and want to improve its definitely a good option as they have better response times and it makes the game feel so much smoother.

>>159156301
another thing.
Is having 800 fps to play optimally a meme or is 150-200 good enough

>>159156743
i think 200-300 is optimal, 150 is kinda pushing it. Anything else?

>>159156908
whats ur coolest skin

>>159156985
white

>>159157012
eat clams ya friggin blockhead

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>page 10 again


What a fucking joke...

Which discord should I join?
>cs discussion, but dead
>no cs, fags in every sense, alive

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maybe if you posted REAL 3D anime cuties we wouldnt have this problem...

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Wow good pick ups by astralis

>astralis in charge of winning

>>159163927
Astralis won't exist in 2017

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>>159165238
Astralis always exists. It's that feeing in the back of your throat that stops you from asking her out, its that next car payment that think of that stops you from quitting your day job. Astralis is that boosted nova who makes youvlose your rank up game. Astralis is always with us.

>>159156985
i dont get donated any, only borrowing a stattrack flip knife bright water

at what rank do people start buying armor and stop forcing every round?
also why the fuck is this inferno reskin based in italy but the terrorists still look like basque separatists?

>>159169813
>spanish/french terrorists
>italian placement
>based on place in california
Well in cannon they're blowing up weapons being transported, which could end up in their region. Same for cs_ITALY

>>159156034
>they all cheer for the terror side

Is it possible to get good with R8? I like how it looks.

I fucking miss skin betting. I don't care if some retarded 12 year old spends all his money on skins and gets a gambling addiction.

My EMS sticker capsule went down by around $250 on opskins since the gambling bots being banned.

Yes I'm mad.

>>159173579
You can do better with the Deagle. That 0.4s "charge time" for its primary fire fucking kills the gun and don't give me that "it's running accuracy is amazing!".

It really doesn't have enough accuracy to hit the head at anything beyond medium ranges whilst running.

>>159174316
Same here, anon.
Fucking kids running everything as always.

>xp-reset on Wednesday
>collect 7500xp as every week so I can still get the second service medal of 2016
>already need 6 days off because of how frustrating this game is

It perfectly works out.

>>159174316
Joke is on skin hoarders and the 12 year olds. Skin betting is still huge, easy to get into, and easy to find. It just isn't surface level now. Valve saying fuck you to the Wash. Gambling Commission pretty much gave skin betting a blank check as long as they don't do go as far as TMartin and such went just before the shutdown. It's still there and bots aren't getting shutdown.

rabbit/stoaga please accept my steam add, this is important

>north american counter-strike

>>159179102
>stogay accepts
>call him fag and block

>>159128113
scout's accuracy drops, but this is just dumb desu

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>don´t have friends to play with
>can´t rank up
what do?

>>159187313
be my lover

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>>159187313
add me and play non prime with me
im dmg ;)

id/pleasegodfuckingkillme

>>159187313
B my gf

>>159188418
>328.9hours in the last 2 weeks
don't wait for god, just do it yourself

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Can we please talk for a minute about how much of a shit service faceit is.

>broken mmr system. Rank 8-10s vs rank 1-3s every match
>shit anti-cheat. Getting more blatant than people in mm. Fucking accounts with 50 hours playing faceit premium.

It's fucking aids. If I wanted to be raped by people 10x better than me every match or cheater smurfs I have non-prime matchmaking for that.

why is this game declining in popularity? why doesn't anyone like it?

why is this general so dead? games with way less players than this have way more active generals.

>>159191397
its just hourboost men

>>159193842
>why is this game declining in popularity? why doesn't anyone like it?

that's a meme

the game is still really fucking popular and hasn't declined much if at all

>why is this general so dead? games with way less players than this have way more active generals.

because the game is 20 years old and there aren't any waifus to shitpost about

>usually play casual
>decide today is the day to play some comp
>have been using scout to git gud
>to my astonishment I wreck everyone
>get called a smurf
Is that right?

>>159193842

Because Valve has blatantly shown the community their priorities for the game which is lowering the skill ceiling, keeping run and gun a thing and not nerfing the op pistols. Instead they add new sounds and make shit remakes of already shit maps. When what they should be doing is killing run and gun by fixing tagging and wallbanging, and nerfing pistols so the economy game is actually important again.

>>159195210
people doubt scout legends I cant awp for shit but I crush it with the scout for some reason.

>>159195545
Well, it's not only that but I was doing with with almost every gun. Am I a smurf for just now getting into comp? I mean for now I'm silver one

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>>159195362
feels fucking bad man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_blCZ3iigo
ooooh yeeeeeeehhaaa

>>159195729
>for now im silver 1
wat

>>159197662
like i said i usually play casual

>stewie streamed for 2 hours

literally why does he even bother

Did Steel find himself a surrogate son

>america wins a big lan
>cubs with the world series

what is next?

>>159201221
trump winning

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>>159201221

>>159198250
So did you get ranked to silver 1 or what? Silver 1 is one of the higher skill zone currently, and you start at nova for comp

>tfw a teenager paid $300 for prac with Steel

>>159138768
>0 replies
Reddit has taken over

What if swag is cheating, like its not like he will play real matchs, it would explain why he is so good and shitting on everyone in ranks

why is riz the cutest gotard?

>>159210963
Hes in the same place as steel, everyone else is better served to practice in scrims and whatnot and just meme in rank s, steel amd swag have more to gain from rank s money since ow is already dying

>>159210963
he lives in hope of getting unbanned one day. there's no way he'd risk cheating.

>>159211648
Exactly so why wouldn't he cheat? Its not like anyone would be suspect to it, anytime swag does anything nuts everyone goes "oh thats swag for you"

What happened to subroza?

>>159211798
he died desu

>>159187313
stay silver forever

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shroud and n0thing would be a good couple

>>159218462
But that's gay, familia.

>>159220328
stop being so homophobic
it's 2016 retard

>>159177886
post link

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>page 9

second most popular game on steam and you do THIS?

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csgo is a bad game and i t can suck my dick

anything dropping HOT today?

>>159225938

ur mum on my dick

>>159225938
dropping a hot load in your mouth

are the servers fucked rn or is it just me?

>>159225938
new operation

>>159204225
wha? I think i need to check again, i made the post when i was tired

>>159204225
No, wait what the fuck are you on about? Silver is the lowest tier.

>>159227864
>>159228024
he's making fun of you

>>159062148
>11/02/16(Wed)06:44:32
this game is dead

>live from NA matchmaking

take tv is pretty cool

tali

>>159227036
some gay twitter "squad" ddosed steam its down for all

>>159062148
Steel's yesterday stream was awesome, saw it live

Brax was on fire too, some random gold nova kid paid 300$ to Steel for him to teach him some lessons

it almost make me feel like playing cs again, but the normies ruined it

>>159230619
i miss him

>>159074017
I like using it every once and a while on CT for enemy save rounds. Can easily stop a full pistol rush if you are positioned right and are lucky enough for them to push you.

WENTON KEKED

Lately I've been leaning forward super close to my screen when I go for long range tap shots and it is very uncomfortable but clearly seeing their head makes a huge difference. I wear glasses but my prescription is weak and it doesn't seem necessary to wear them for a monitor in front of me.

Is it my resolution or ratio? Or is this just normal for people? I am 1080p with 16:9

> -wenton
> +disco doplan

fnatic will win the next major

is tim our guy now?

>>159232816

Some pros play with their face practically attached to their monitor

It's nothing unusual

>>159232816
>not 21:9

It's like you don't want to win.

>>159228024
it isn't. silver 1 and 2 are high skill due to the time it requires to get there. its a bunch of smurfs and derankers with almost no real players.

>>159232816
Try 1080p at 4:3 ya fuckin tard

>>159233230
Got it. The way my chair is set up makes me naturally \_ ounge so I should just try to adjust it.

>>159233503
I'll probably experiment with it later.

>Steam in charge of working

>>159234064
ddos > steam

>>159234064
lol!!!! #phantomnation #trolled #btfo #xD

imcute~

>Playing on SMFC
>People not buying on pistols
>People not forcing atfer-pistol ( it doesn't matter if they win or lose )]
>Basically saving for college
>People doing 2 catwalk 1 long
>You should go long with him and just leave 1 catwalk, also 1mid and 1B solo please
>Shut up, what you understand about CS anyways?
>I watch competitive matches and rank S
>I fucked your mom, shut the fuck up you nigger

Yep, the casuals killed CS

rip 2012 - 2016 fucking normies ruining everything they touch, can't they pieces of shit just leave?

>>159234268
ever concidered uninstalling?

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>>159234268
>I watch competitive matches and rank S

>>159234268

>Willingly playing without a full stack

>>159234259
ur fat

Who will be the next in Astralis to get kicked?
Dupreeh or x9x9x9x9x9?

our guy

https://twitter.com/lurppis_/status/794231481099026432

>>159238103
kjaerbye

>>159238221
when is someone going to point out they're all wrong and its association football and gridiron.

>>159238221
slurppiss

is bubble going to join room on fire/

holy fuck fnatic looking nutty

why is ECS so shit?

why is glaive allowed to aim lock so blatantly?

>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win

explain this

>>159241956
CT side
>Buy rifles
>Wide peek, push, take fights you shouldn't, don't rotate well, don't communicate, lose round.
>Buy Pistols
>Hold gay angles, stack sites, know you can't win fights against rifles at long range, surprise them, or rush something together as a team and catch them off guard, win round.

T side
>Buy rifles
>be shit, lose round
>Buy pistols
>Other team is retarded and throws the round for you, win round

I know it's a meme, it's just a stupid one.

>>159238221
i like when non-native english speakers get hissy about soccer/football

xp3 luckiest frog na

>saving last round

Fucking Niko.

why do they let an immigrant cast games

fucking britcucks

itt semphis tells you how to be a trap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lAqY5Bgdew

Why hasn't Valve gutted the way casual currently works and replaced it with a 5v5 unranked version?

>>159248426
that would take effort

is dupreeh a furfag?

>>159250031
why?

>>159250175
isn't the bunny on his steam avatar from a furry movie?

I got removed from prime mm and its asking for a new number wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE2AixOjEWs

our boys at it

>>159248426
shut up and buy cases

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>>159248314
>tfw already lost 26lb and down to 128lb now

i'm gonna be trap material in no time

pansy is so cute

>>159251929
>I will never share wings with sean

fuck fuck where did I go wrong

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>>159255306
>you will never go on a date with freakazoid

>>159251929
wtf I love echo bots now

>The city of Jason Lake
http://www.hltv.org/match/2306418-splyce-complexity-americas-minor-eleague-major-2017-open-qualifier-1

How do I gid gud?

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rate my me me

i want to breed pansy

>>159261789
shit

I want to kick Pansy

I want to grab Pansy's pussy

>>159188418
>Being this much of a weeb
>I have Le Depression XDD
>Dat special snowflak syndrome

Hang yourself, get out internet, read a book nigger

>>159264018
have sex blockhead

>>159092297
Gas all the weebs, normies, and cancers in general

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>>159234347
You must be either favela cancer or weeb tumor thinking you understand shit about game

Tell me, how does it feel to be a walking flesh tumour?

Just to finish what I was saying

>Maybe I should give another chance
>Play solo cache
>Not nagging a single time during entire game
>Dropping M4s left and right for retards overextending
>On T
>Enemy making cumback
>Save 2 rounds
>ask for everybody to just buy kevlar because I'll drop tec-9s
>Niggers just ignore me and die
>ask for a boost, nobody gives it
>Was nice all game, but my team mates keep being dicks to me all the time
>Goes back to thread
>I basically got 3 replies of pure autism
>tfw CS is actually dead

Hope you niggers contract cancer, but I wish you long life, so the cancer can each month make you puke some of your organs but never killing you completely

You are the reason why the game is dead, you and only you, you should do a barrel roll when you kill yourself because thats the only thing you will ever be useful in life

Peace out niggers, even fucking lol has a better community than Cancer Strike these days

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>he thinks TyLoo won't win the ELEAGUE major

>>159261789
why would the sign for the tournament champs area be facing inward? use your brian next time

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>>159264126
Learn real skills, interact with people, develop taste and a personality, stop thinking you are special when you are just a lazy faggot without goals or anything going on with your life

When you stop being a social outcast leecher piece of horseshit you may reply to me again, weeb

>>159261789
10/10

>>159265259
take a shower and get a clue ya birdbrain

>>159265756
Winter you take 2-3 showers a week

>>159234268
I don't get why you are getting so much salt, the player base must be really delusional, all you said was pretty much true

Also

>Betting is harder now, since rip lounge
>Competitive scenario is all about favelas, normies, and players having the star syndrome since they all have huge paychecks and media coverage now
>There will never be another player talented as Brax, anybody saying otherwise is probably some shitkid who started following the scene in 2015 on max
>MM is aids

I just kept it installed to play with friends once in a couple of months, I just sold all my skins, except my AWP because she is especial to me, but 2bh fampai I'm almost selling her too

>>159264852
do not play MM then, play either with 4 friends or go ESEA

>>159265756
What you are even trying to say, fucking weeb, did I already destroyed your core? this much brain damage already? just by seeing words in a screen? hang yourself, I'm telling you, maybe next life you reincarnate as something more useful to the world, like a cockroach for example

>>159266648
2-3 more than you do ya stinkin fatso

>>159266773
seek sunlight acquire height and pursue a career ya dunderhead

>>159266768
>MM is cancer
>Well play ESEA

Its like someone just got out of a car in a car crash, his legs are hurting a lot and he can barely stand up by himself

>Should we treat him?
>No, break his legs, then we give him a wheelchair

Just admit it, dead game is dead, tumor community is tumor

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Sam: I've been waiting for you, Nii-san. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the player; now I am the caster.
Steel: Only a caster of Americans, Dazed.

>>159266648
that aint me tho

>>159267104
stop being shit

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>>159267181
>Goldie going full damage control because he is cancer and knows it

>go hvh they said
>we will win
>we only need a few rounds on assault on ct side
>get 7 rounds on ct side
>lose really hard after that

>>159267908
>7 rounds
try loosing after 12 rounds scrub

>>159267138
>mfw meltdown of jewish neuroticism between dazed and steel

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>>159268151

>want to do paid boosting
>can't find anyone who would pay me for it
I just want to earn myself abit of extra cash.
I have no time for a real part time job.

>>159268491
You probably mean coaching but I'm first of all someone who doens't like interacting with othert people and second I want to work whenever I want to and don't have to wait for my student to show up.

>>159268802
The other thing I could think of is selling leveled accounts.
But I bet only LE+ accounts bring better money at which point I'd have to start tryharding to win since I'm barely doing decent in SMFC.

>>159269002
Wouldn't that make me unreliable infront of the customer if it ever comes out?
Also I don't want to carry the stigma once I get busted for my main account.

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>>159269150
no offense but you obviously have no idea how selling that shit works

keep it for the professionals

there are 3 main power groups spread between the CS:GO discord =
The Faggots - they are currently in control of Discord One (the original discord)
if you return to their domain you will find mostly Blocked Messages, but the wretched scent of faggotry still remains

The Autists - currently in control of discord 2, they are at war with the Faggots but keep kicking their former Allies the Trolls

The Trolls (The Epic Dudes) - currently in limbo between the two Discords, the Trolls are homeless, and their Lulzy ways keep getting Persecuted by Autistic Admins

>>159267138
dad lookin good, damn

>>159271070
link to the second discord?

>>159271070
Faggot discord, (bigger) https://discordapp.com/invite/ZwBP8Sy

>>159271637
https://discord.gg/XGedg

Do you have your arm on the table or your wrist at the edge of the table?

>>159271070
>>159271910
>faggot discord
Theres like 5 gay people in it and 100+ normal

>>159272134
it's full of faggots who do nothing but talk about rage hacking and invite people to their rage hacking lobbies

>>159271070
first discord is like reading the thread
second discord is like reading reddit

you pick

>>159272250
you do realize the hackers left for the second discord right? people that are getting boosted by them also left for that, how retarded are you?

>>159272410
i did not realise that, i haven't paid much attention to discord for the last few weeks.

thanks.

i havent played in almost a year
did the skin betting ban really kill csgo?

>>159272270
why do you know what reading reddit is like?

>>159272504
the owner of the second discord server is the person that was talking about how he cheats 24/7

>>159272575
gambling will be the scapegoat, but valve refusing to balance the game and fix 10 year old source issues is the real cause

>>159272410
>>159272504
Current hackers:
Kondo (?)
Riz
Nemo
Skally (?)
Winter (?)
Who i miss

>>159272907
those are the hackers

>>159272575
What >>159272815 said, but the secret is everyone still bets, there was never a ban, they just wanted to make it look like there was.

>>159201221
all whites will be dead

>>159273094
CHI

>>159272907
>Nemo
xD!

>>159261789
don't c9 get btfo every other event while liquid at least makes it to semi?

>>159273218
>fat german anime faggot
Cheats

>>159273305
lmao @ his existence tbqh

>>159273143
NA?

finally operation

>>159273258
>liquid without s1mple
>doing anything

ahahaha

>>159271070
list of epic dudes pls?

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>he fell for the discord meme

>>159273772
merky ace
merky ace (female)

>>159273772
-you
-me

:3

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https://discord.gg/4M3jjAT
best discord tbqh

>>159271070
would you please go outside face reality and get a literal fucking clue

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>>159272907
>Winter (?)
>(?)
t.winter

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>>159274819

>>159274768
fuck off winter

Your gay ass discords killed this thread
good job retards

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>>159271070
tfw afraid to speak up in discord 2 because afraid of getting banned

>>159273772
mocha

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>>159271070
great post familia, keep it up

>>159273772
dave

winter
autism


both 6 letters wrong

really makes you think

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tfw I was the first one to get banned from winter's discord

>>159272681
the second discord is the one with the blue logo, right?

>go on website that has literally one feature, posters are anonymous
>create discord on that website where everyone has an animeavatar and a homonickname
good job magog

liste of epic dudes
dave
foley
merky
sleksi
deus
riz
heh (redacted)
mocha (on epic probation)

>>159275929
correct

>>159275981
the thread here is literally dead most of the time, which is why the discord was created

goodnight sweet temporary discord

press f to pay respect

>>159274819
Winter stopped maybe

F

F

F

>>159275667
Thanks dude i love stealing content

F

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>>159276274

>>159276236
don't make excuses for your faggot shit

>>159276093
>riz
Nah lmao

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im really good at cs!

>>159277068
skalli succ me

>>159276736
t. winter

>>159277770
??????????

>>159277185
I'll succ you, anon.

steel gonna get banned from the ibp tournament for MURDERIN THESE KIDS ON TWITTER LMAO

discord

Finally changed my crosshair for the first time in like 5 years. Fragging noobs like no tomorrow. Thanks reddit!

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NA player shamelessly stat pads in regular online matches with same scorelines in all 4 maps

is dazed a virgin?

>>159295682
definitely

>>159296390
what makes you so sure?

>>159296850
I am his mother

>>159296898
i kind of doubt that's true....

>>159297074
ok

>>159297152
im sorry

WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN?

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>almost 2700 hours in csgo
>still use numbers to buy instead of mouse

>>159300221
... using numbers is quicker than using the mouse

do you have down syndrome?

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>>159300590

Numbers: magog
Mouse: reddit
fact

>>159300990
I agree

original discord https://discordapp.com/invite/ZwBP8Sy

Any cunt here is le or fucking higher? Im fucking tired of solo queing with russians

>>159305428
yes, join discord, retard

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>>159276736
...

When is this fucking match starting wtf

>>159306541
in like 20 minutes probably

God damn znayder is an attractive man

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Why is this shit allowed? I hit MORE bullets with M4 than the enemy (all direct hits, not through anything) and I dealt 19 damage less

I don't think Valve will ever do anything about this shit because they still believe in the 2014 meme that the game is too CT sided. Eventhough we've seen pro teams for example win nuke T side 11-4 and loads of other shit like that.