Sombra on PTR edition
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old >>159041973
patch when?
Thicc.
first for akasha's butt
asking again, what's the syntax for grep in the admin console on lumerico's site?
There's no man page for it, and the standard unix syntax doesn't seem to be working at all.
>>159052826
Bloo
>>159052826
I bet there's a direct correlation between people with autism and finding sfm acceptable to look at
>>159052769
Happy day-after-Halloween!
>>159052924
I miss when her butt was this big.
>>159052927
Nothing wrong with SFM.
TURN ON CNN QUICK SOMBRAS HACKING THE CLINTON FOUNDATION
If you play healer, you want males to impregnate you
Soon.
Why do people think she's out tonight? It's unlikely they'll reveal or release her before blizzcon
>>159052826
>Fishnets
Regular stockings are better.
GOD DAMN SOMEONE FIND OUT THE SECRET BEFORE REDDIT DO
>Login to https://lumerico.mx/login with MJimenez/d0r*NuLw9
>Visit https://lumerico.mx/admin for the admin panel
> In the console you can type "override" and you'll be prompted for answers
>The answer to "Movie" is "some like it bot"
>The answer to "Cookie" is "nuevas sabor delicias"
>The answer to "Secret" is currently unknown.
I wanna fuck the french right out of her.
Still havent found a cuter name tbqh
>>159052924
>typical blueberryfag staring at his ass instead of getting on the objective
t h i c c
>>159053027
introduction and gameplay
Is sombra really on the PTR?
>>159053116
Gross. Cheese is literally jizz
>>159053024
>He doesn't want to be impregnated
>>159052826
Stop using that word until you know what it means.
AT BLIZZCON
WE WILL GET FIRST STRIKE
(we better)
CUTEST SHIP
>>159053057
the answer is sombra es tu culo
>>159053147
there is nothing and there wont be anything because blizzcon
>>159053096
I-I can't concentrate on the thread when you guys are doing this
>>159053057
>currently unknown.
>>159053147
She isn't, anonymous.Don't trust anyone, not even yourself
>>159053096
>>159052994
>>159052924
>>159052826
Smugposters, I have to ask.Dommaker or Submaker? Which is preferred?
>>159053106
>standing on the point so you can be blown up by self destruct
>>159053346
>no cameltoe
one job
>>159053346
Sub all the time except in bed.
>>159053147
NO.
FOR THE LAST TIME
WE ONLY GOT ARG UPDATES TODAY.
NO SOMBRA PTR RELEASE.
NO SOMBRA LIVE SERVER RELEASE.
>>159053346i think it depends on her mood. part of me wants to pin her down and the other part wants her to pin me.
>>159053346
Switchmaker,since I'm a switch myself and taking turns is a lot of fun.
Sombras E ability is too strong and her LM does no damage, I dont think she will be released like that
QUICK!
MARIACHI OR EL BLANCO?
>>159053098
man = homme
omelette = manlet
CONFIRMED
>>159052826
>>159052924
>that blu smug
Why is she so perfect? I want to get snug with the smug.
>>159053460
>and her LM does no damage
t. bronze
>>159053480
Neither
>reddit is so fucking bad at solving the arg that blizzard just updated the email and highlighted a clue in purple
This is actually legit for once - Sombra is comming
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20750314987?page=3#post-49
QUICK, POST OVERWATCH CHARACTERSSLEEPING
PATCH ON PTR.
>>159053480
Mariachi. Reaper suits a darker colour scheme.
>>159053253
>it's not a hentai comic
why bother
>played more overwatch in the last few weeks for the event than I ever have
>open my boxes, get some nice shit
>look at everything that has transpired the last few weeks, and make a harsh realization
>I really fucking suck at this game, and will never git gud
>not even 2-3 weeks of intensive play and practice made me feel even slightly better than when I started
it fucking hurts /owg/
>>159053610
>1.4gb update
HOLY SHIET
>>159053596
>>159053594
Yeah right
>>159052996
BASED SOMBRA MAKING AMERICA BIEN AGAIN
>>159053656
>hentai
What
Anyone has the sombra discord link? It got removed from leddit
So I put "somebody set us up the bomb" and it keeps autocorrecting a random word into September.
what does it mean?
>>159052996
OH SHIT, SOMBRA HACKED THE BBC, IT NOW SAYS
>THE ONLY BBC HERE ISMINE__________________
>>159053693
Don't get my hopes up.
>Its a 4 offense heroes episode
>>159053596
>>159053716
oh don't be autistic, you know 'what'. Porn, i'm talking about porn
>>159053773
https://discordapp.com/channels/129022124844253184/131877987644735489
>own team's mei blocks your hook
HOLY SHIT CHECK OUT NTR
>>159053794
kek
>>159053480
I prefer Mariachi because it's slightly more authentic.
>you will never embarrass her
>>159053596
Sleeping? Not quite related, but it's a smug.
>>159053442
>>159053447
>>159053425
I see. Thank you for answering.
>Tease this character for months
>It's shit
>mfw
>expresso
Fucking retards
>3 Hanzos on Hollywood Attack
>someone gives a preemptive gg
>"lul git gud"
>naturally get our shit stomped in
>git gud finally swaps 30 seconds before time runs out when he realizes we're about to lose
>lose anyway
>naturally its everyone but the Hanzo's fault
>the "I got 4 gold medals" argument comes up
What is it about the snipers that draw these kind of folks towards them?
>>159053596
Widow should sleep more.
Someone post some Pharah reaction images
>>159053918
because snipers.
>All this bait
Fuck me this is going to continue till blizzcon too
>>159053970
>that face
Can someone tell me the current state of things
Servers down?
>>159053991
>>159054035
Of course it is.
Sombra was never getting released beforehand
>>159054076
the game is still an unbalanced piece of shit
>>159053918
>He thinks Hanzo is a sniper
lmao@urlife
>>159053991
>>159053057
Tried password123, didn't work. Just leave it guys
>>159053991
Where is my sombra?
>kek Sombra will not be released today because guys at Gamdetectives cant solve the password game
>>159053256
Post more pleasr
>>159054110
It's literally what the game calls him.
>>159053890
>tease this character for months
>it's shit
>mfw
>>159054076
Life is going pretty well, thanks for asking anon
>>159054097
>>159054123
why is her face so autistic? especially since young ana looks like a succubus
>>159053821
do you have an invite link so i can use the desktop app?
>all these people thinking they would release something this big right before Blizzcon
>>159053991
>>159053480
The guns have little boots.
Unless you have the RIP victory pose that removes his hat and makes him maximum spooky, use pumpkin or PD for a good legendary skin.
>>159053447i wonder what it is that attracts switches to blue.
>>159054171
Try playing the game for once. Literally every grandmaster player will tell you that Hanzo is mid-range.
Just type "format c:" in console for fuck sake
>>159053918
Because "le one shot one kill"/"I never miss" badass persona is alluring
>>159054239
She bred with an inferior man. Should have just used the wonders of future science to clone herself
>>159053485
Noooooooooo
fucking ruined
>>159054317
Picking multiple Hanzos will net you the warning "Too many Snipers", thus Hanzo is a sniper in Overwatch.
stay mad
>>159054317
I never said anything about what I thought about the character, but it's not wrong to classify him as a sniper because that's literally what he is according to the game.
>>159054306
Probably the latex.
>weekend
lose 400 sr
>not weekend
gain 150 sr
Fucking kids man
>>159054324
formatc:
>>159053027
It's an esports match that they posted last night but deleted due to reasons. It was confirmed to not be a Sombra related video.
>>159053256
>cutest ship
>notAlejandra and kid from Recall
GUYS CHECK THE PTR
HOLY FUCK
>>159053819
>autistic
Hentai is clearly male on female and any turd knows that. Term is doujin. Or maybe, I dunno say porn. You can just say porn you know.
Sombra, I swear to god...
>>159054391
Damn you caught me. I'm so mad that you've no idea how the game actually works. Grrr!
>>159054239
Because pharah isn't a mommy yet
>>159054239
That's what autistic people have.
Without knowing it, Gamedetectives are actually hacking iranian nuclear power plant.
It seems Wargames movie tought people nothing.
>>159053256
Wrong.
Blizzcon mann. its so close
>>159053480
Pumpkin
>>159054541
Hentai is porn; doujinshi is parody porn comics - examples are porn of strike witches, overwatch, and whatever show you're watching this season
>>159054410
My dick is breaking.
baitspray for Sombra when?
>>159054565
what a qt
>>159054560
Shut the fuck you retarded faggot and accept the fact that you're retarded, wrong and love dicks in your mouth.
>>159054650
>>159053918
>Giving a fuck about what happens in QP
>Blogging about your silver Elo QP adventures
kys please
>>159054687
Perfect for intensecuddlingsessions.
>>159054597
The only ship Tracer needs is her face x McCree's bullet
>In a team with a guy with a mic, sounds like he knows what he's talking about
>Telling people not to triple stack DPS, we need two tanks two healers, etc.
>Halfway through our Hanzo switches to Winston
>All of a sudden he's shitting on the Winston switch saying Winston is terrible and can't even kill a 200 HP hero
wew lad where do people find their opinions?
With all the talk about Sombra nobody will notice this reflective ass.
>>159054691
CUTE
>love Widow's voice lines
>love her entire character
>never play Widow because I suck at snipers
such is life
>>159054657
You're wrong, doujinshi are just self published, they don't need to be parodies. It's just that you can't have parodies in commercial manga.
>>159054157
>>159054421
>weekend
lose 400 SR
>not weekend
lose another 100 SR
wanted to go diamond but instead I'll go for all time low silver
>>159054650
>>159054728
Just wait for the cringey reveal of jeff trying to act surprised when she "hacks" the event
>2 genjis on my team
>they can't kill 1 mercy
>>159054913
cute
>>159054843
I want her tocover us both with her cape while sleeping.
>>159054985
I miss Ashley Jones so much. Please come back and make more videos.
>it's a "junkrat main is the only one refusing to group up and trickling in" episode
Why do Trashmouse mains have brain damage?
LESBIANS
E
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B
I
A
N
S
>>159054298
It sounds like you're trying to say boots is a reason NOT to pick Mariachi but that doesn't make sense.
>>159054976
At this point, even he must know no one will buy into that shit. He'll probably stand there in silence looking all smug and just say "Sorry that took so long"
Kinda wish I could do this.
>>159054874
This so much.
I've been trying but the play style just isn't for me. Not to mention OW is my first real attempt at this types of game.
>>159054985
Its hard to do that when the Mercy just instinctively flies to their tank
>>159054253
https://discordapp.com/invite/YqWZgZp
>>159054815
I've got you on my radar.
>>159055117
>its a tranny goes full shitpost because hrt makes you dumb and bad at video games episode
>>159055221
If you can't kill mercy with genji don't play genji
>>159054976
>>159055150
>yfw the big surprise is Jeff pulling out a gun, putting it in his mouth, and blowing his brains out on stage
>>159055282
>You're going to come
>You're going to come
>You're going to come with me
>>159055117
this is sexual harassment
>>159055282
What do you mean?
>ANOTHER COUNTDOWN
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>159055217
Have you tried hanging yourself?
>>159055296
>If you can't kill mercy with genji don't play genji
I know it's frustrating but people go to quick play to try out new shit.
Of course if they have like 30 hours on Genji and still take walking routes that's completely unacceptable.
>>159054410
funny part is, ive never had a thing for latex.she could fix that though. being trained wouldnt be too bad.
>>159053480
Blanco
>>159055392
Pharah's QT voiceline.
>>159055385
Is not!
>>159055385
Everyone knows women love being sexually harassed by other women
>>159054306
The attitude shift?
>when I come on the event will be over
What drive is there to even play now familia? The boxes were the only thing keeping me going lately. Competitive has become a chore and QP is fun but too memey to last more than a few games. What are your plans for the wait until next event, fellow anons?
>>159055397
Its not time countdown though - the counter changes from some actions - so either progress number as they discover stuff similar
Can we get the reset already so I can stop hearing shitty birds and lightning when im in the menu
>>159055249
that's not the group, that's not the group at all
that's something much lewder
>>159055384
Why is Pharah so lowkey lewd?
>>159055546
>in the belly button
>>159055561
Forbidden love
>>159055487
You should amend that. Latex and bodystockings are both godly.
so this happens
>>159055732
>so nothing happens
>>159055561
What if Blizz reveals that Pharah is the straight one and Mercy is the dyke?
I like how /owg/ is propably the only Overwatch "community" thatf ocuses on lesbians and not Sombra
I joked a couple months ago that she would try to "hack" the blizzcon event. Jesus christ the fucking idiots are actually gonna do it.
I'm a man of my word. I guess I'll be streaming myself drinking a shit cocktail later tonight.
>>159055782
what
>>159055782
What if Blizz reveals that you're a faggot?
>>159055830
We know Sombra is bullshit.
Sombra when
POST MORE LEWD
>>159055881
I'm already aware that I'm a faggot, anon.
Heppy Halloween! ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAdWKZl72BM
>>159055830
We figured out she's not showing up till Blizzcon a while ago
>>159055854
how would we know it's really shit and not just chocolate? Will you also film yourself defecating first?
Why does she look like that
>>159055383
I would love that but (((Kaplan))) will never think about that. Not when there is money to be made
>>159055732
overrite
some like it bot
nuevos sabor delicias
the secret is unknown yet though
>>159055830
I need to find a new community then, this general is a shithole that needs all of the waifu and shippingfags banned
>>159055896
>>159055990
Expect nothing, don't get dissapointed.
I'm proud /owg/
Here are some lesbians for you
>>159055941
>''That's right Amari, good girl... Like mother, like daughter.''
I'm at work, what's the new brawl?
When is next esport?
>>159055941
No
>>159056052
but widow is her stepmom
>>159055941
non-canon alright with you?
>>159055447
Why should a grasshopper hang itself?
>>159055956
It's good that you've accepted that anon.Are you cute? I'm bi and kinda craving some cute boys.
>>159056052Pharah gets dicked by Reaper there. It was really disappointing.
>>159056129
Hide the pickle.
>>159055993
Yeah, I said I'd shit in the cup on cam first. My diarrhea has slowed down since though, so I'll have to water it down. I hope that's okay.
First for halloween hauls
>>159055714
ive never been the close minded type.im willing to let go of all predispositions for Amélie.
>>159056145
this friday
what are the essential halloween cosmetic items?
I wanna make sure I grab everything good before the event ends
>>159055941
>>159055984
the DAH DAH DAH DAAAAAH of that always gets me
>>159056259
Do it for her.
Them arts.
Rare Waifu.
I called everybody in the room who believed they would ever release a new character less than a week before Blizzcon and betted my ass that Sombra would not release until at least Friday, if she doesn't release today I'm gonna win 50 bucks.
Any fun game I could buy with it until Sombra releases? How is God Eater?
>>159056129
All the players run around trying to find out who your dad is among the hundred plus men your mom fucked in the month of your conception.
>>159056334
Spookyatta
>>159056368
source for that?
I'm in mood to fap to some curry
>>159055561
Why are swirl lesbians the best
>>159056365
Sombra is cute and smells nice!
>>159056376
Fuck you and fuck blizzard
>>159056340
>>159056176
everything is fine with me
>>159056230
Ok, i'm kinda intrigued. Waiting for the stream now
>>159056209
Kills the entire thing for me tbqh
>>159056463
The halloween patches ends at 4pm EST. Chill senpai.
>>159056590
She will release on PTR, it doesn't matter when Halloween thing ends.
>the blizzard stream hasn't started yet and already has more viewers than paladins' peak count
>all these straight sfm porn
Are there anything for homos?
>>159056473
well then
>>159056365
She looks like a LoL reject
>>159056429
Have fun anon.
http://rule34hentai.net/post/list/Symmetra/1
>>159056230
what the fuck where will you be streaming?
>>159056230
Well this is some good ol' fashioned pre-06 4chan content right here. Count me in.
>>159056635
It does when you realize they'd likely upload and patch both versions at the same time for convenience sake
>>159056708
What stream? next overwatch stream will be on saturday.
>>159056209
>fucking own daughter
disgusting
>>159056746
Thanks anon,
I'll dedicate that one for you
>>159054798
>It's Quick-Play, therefore it's ok to let autism fester unabated
>>159056772
Periscope unless there's somewhere better that allows me to stream directly from my phone.
VULVA
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Estimate for Lumerico is currently ~1 week
Is halloween over in 15 minutes? Im 40 coins away from what i want
>>159056209
should have been futa widow again
>>159056976
that's literally what quickplay is for though
more excited about the new brawl than sombra desu
>have maybe an hour-ish after work to try for the last two brawl cheevos after failing at them for 3 weeks
shit
>>159057053
yes, if i were you i would just buy a couple extra loot boxes because you won't have time to grind a new one
>>159056976
>>It's Quick-Play, therefore it's ok to let autism fester unabated
Yes. That's the point of QP.
>>159057053
Should be 3 hours and 15 minutes, assuming it ends when the sale of lootboxes end.
>>159056365
Is Sombra a neutral?
>>159057102
>inb4 its just "army of one" or pharah/mercy shit again
>>159057038
for Lumerico to what?
>>159056976
Yes.
why didnt blizzard just say they'll reveal sombra at blizzcon instead of dragging out this incredibly boring arg for 4 months
i want to anally the amalie
>>159053057
Love, Secret, Sex and God. System Administrators love God
ajajaj vamos chicos ustedes pueden falta poco! xDD
>>159057361
This retarded ass ARG would have at least been alright if they at least gave us a reason to want Sondra. They have shown literally nothing.
>>159057385
holy fuck that rendering
>>159054843
I want her tohave real time reflections.
>>159057361
But isn't this so much more fun?
>>159057441
the thickest grill
>>159057361
why do people do anything on this stupid shit planet idiot
for fun
>>159057385
I prefer snuggling.
>>159057361
I think the whole point of this ARG bullshit is that we get to have more lore.
But even then i'd prefer if they'd done it by comic or background vid like they did with Ana.
So...
Sombra will pretty much be either completely fucking garbage or insanely overpowered right?
overwatch discord for that sombra shit is cancer
Post Best Couple
>>159057743
Just like ana
>>159057697
where is the fun in waiting for 2 months for something that turned out to be absolutely nothing
>>159056716
Saw a bi one of Mercy face sitting Genji while Reaper ass fucks him
>>159057743
Will be released, everyone will talk about how useless and bad she is, until some pro in a tournament picks her a few times and suddenly everyone realizes how broken they are.
See; mei, ana
>>159057697
IS NOT FUN
>amalie will never lock her legs around you and slit your throat as you finish inside her
>>159057743
>insanely overpowered
that one yes
>>159057668
>mfw everyone aside from D.Va has thick as hell thighs
>>159057795
>>159057818
for the devs
https://twitter.com/randileeharper/status/793531471533408258
>game so easy even women can play it
>>159057768
>>159053057
> Secret word is only revealed on Friday to those that have a Digital Blizzcon pass
Does anybody have that high quality ass picture?
>>159057936
Women so hard anon still a virgin
no Sombra today. is she never getting released?
SURELY WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS
>>159057936
So what.
SSniperWolf mastered MGR before she even finished the game, and MGR is like 4 hours long.
>>159057768
junkenstein's revenge on easy is actually really hard because the players are absolute fucking morons
>potg is mccree standing totally still, missing five shots on an enemy six feet away before ulting
>>159057361
Hype pure and simple, brought the attention back to Overwatch.
>>159058030
Maybe the real Sombra was the friends we made along the way
>>159058048
She actually plays video games?
>>159057978
>>159057876
>mfw looking at the grill's side butt in the character viewer
>>159057936
>All of this in response to a pun from Razer
okay
>>159057361
Hyping up idiots
>>159057978
Is this supposed to be funny?
Did a tranny write this?
>>159058169
Yeah, and I like it because in the actual gameplay videos she doesn't attention whore, she doesn't even use facecam.
>>159058261
Then you write something better
lumerico is down again
I think we are taking too long to solve the secret prompt.
>>159057743
That's literally the design for on-release characters. How do you not understand this.
>release character
>make it a little OP for hype and get people playing
>just patch it down in the next patch
That's how it's always been.
>>159057936
>that guy trying so hard to get her attention
holy shit this is pathetic.
Alright nigga, so if sombra is supposed to come out in a week then that means she has to hit ptr today. Blizzard ain't gonna just put her in live without a test.
Unless, of course, she goes to ptr next week. In that case I'll cry.
>>159056987
Sus af
Why do headshot hitboxes in this game extend about a half head width beyond the actual head?
>>159058098
I'm not a huge fan of this pairing, but God damn the lipstick smear.
>>159054976
Post the pasta? I thought it was funny.
ywn the meat in their sandwich
>>159058279
Is she a likeable person (for you)?
>>159058417
>Unless, of course, she goes to ptr next week
that's probably the case and why you should boo kaplan.
>>159058427
because 60 tick
>>159058348
>tranny gets overly defensive due to hrt on top of mental issues
Calm down we don't need another cosmo
>>159058427
and a full head above it!
You can thank all the whiny fuccbois. Blizzard fixed it, but they patched it back after people complained about not being able to headshot you while you were behind a wall anymore.
>>159058417
The later part is correct, they both probably will release her to the PTR next week. So no she doesn't have to come out today.
>>159056176
Delete this right now.
>>159058580
Sounds like someones projecting
I don't even want to play anymore I just want enough credits to buy one last skin.
Wish they would just allow to buy certain skins with money.
is the lumerico site down
>>159058540
I sincerely hope they get boo'd on stage if they do this.
>>159058108
every difficulty is like that
i swear like 90% of the playerbase has a severe learning disability, its like nobody can ever infer what exactly theyre doing wrong or how to do things better without someone yelling it in their face and calling them a retard
>>159058417
That's literally exactly what's going to happen.
She wont be announced until blizzcon, and she'll be put in the PTR on the 8th, and wont drop into live until at least a week later; though im expecting two weeks.
I need a webm of a torbjorn potg where he just stares at widow's butt while the turret kills shit
>join S2 right at the start
>start uppper gold after placement
>immediately go platinum
>hover around upper plat forever
>getting close to diamond several times
>never quite there
>one week ago
>lose all my skill for no reason
>SR is back to gold level
>lower then after placement, alltime low even
>don't know the reason
>don't know how to fix this
and so I welcome my new live as a goldshitter, maybe I'll even go doiwn to silver and see a whole new world there
at least I can solo carry as mei and reaper a decent lot now
>>159058684
Problem is it's mostly the most dogmatic of Blizzard's fanboys that buy passes to Blizzcon so it probably won't happen. They'll cheer and weep thanking Kaplan for being so generous.
10/10 matchmaking
>>159058417
>revealed/playable in Blizzcon
>hits PTR next monday or tuesday
>goes like a week before s3 (15 Nov)
Screencap this
>>159058767
no
the one where the torb slowly falls off the wall is better
>>159058143
gaaaaaaay
>>159058809
It's balance because you have 2 diamond who've dropped to gold level!
>>159058767
>>159058638
>i don't know what projecting means
Did pretty good, Green are from loot boxes, red I bought with gold.
Shame you can't buy the player icons, but at least I got the one I wanted from them.
>>159058809
wtf I'm the Hanzo in this screenshot
>Only wanted Ana's skin
>Just bought it
>mfw all these angry waifu shitters who played day and night and still didn't get the Mercy skin crying about how Blizzard's a bunch of kikes because they didn't get every free skin they wanted for their waifu to jerk off to
>mfw definitely no Mercy skin during the Christmas event since she just got two
>mfw I have no face
>>159058623
I already said it's non-canon, bro, don't sperg outeveryone knows Ana was actually sleeping with latino thighs-man
>>159057831
I hope that is an sfm
>>159058814
this is the cutest dva pic
>>159058992
>buying ghoul instead of wadjet
apply yourself
>>159058782
I know the feels brah. I'm in a smaller margin but the fucking rollercoaster is killing me man. Seems out of my control.
>>159059052
Ana wasn't with Reyes or Morrison.
>>159058979
Then you should git gud
>>159058979
I knew /owg/ was all underage fags
I'm ok with it.
I hope I'll be able to buy missing next year.
>>159058910
>I'm desperately trying to cover my ass
>>159059145
Yes, relax, I know that she was with both at the same time
>>159059124
Only had 800 shekels and liked Ghoul better anyway. It's like Shrike if Shrike wasn't a clusterfuck of colors that don't mix.
>Error: You must wait 1 second before posting a reply.
>4chan Pass users have lower cooldowns.
>>159058885
thanks
>>159059124
Every Ana potg I've seen so far has been some killstreak. Shame really. Her healing should "weigh" as much her damage, it's not like she's just sitting there like Lucio.
Sad to see some people start an argument just shitpost for (you)s
>>159059354
One in the front, one in the back. What a bad girl.
>>159058814
you're a cute anon
>>159058539
Don't see anything unlikeable on her.
She seems to genuinely like what she plays, unlike the vast majority which are camwhores.
>>159059409
Honestly what's sadder is people falling for it every time
I didn't play competitive this entire season now how the fuck do I get out of Platinum when everyone is a retard.
>Reaper I have Nano let's find a good spot for you to jump down from
>Goes straight for the choke every time and just dies immediately
Okay he's a retard then we'll give it to the Reinhardt
>Pop it on Reinhardt
>Immediately runs at the other Rein and gets earthshattered
>>159058385
It's been literally the opposite for Ana.
>tfw you've lost the past 15 games because your teammates have consistently been tilted so fucking hard.
>getting gold medal with 3 kills.
>team religiously blames me regardless of hero choice.
Starting to think it's something more than bad luck here, I mean if people are sucking shit so hard and I've been taking breaks to avoid going tilt.
I don't autistically main heroes.
I can't get mad at teammates because I'm muted anyways.
I haven't been intentionally dying or anything.
I've tried to select the best heroes to counter the enemy team comp.And still every match ends in a loss.
>>159059462
Smart rather - instead of choosing between vanilla and chocolate she eats both
>>159059559
As an Ana "main" it goes both ways. I can't tell you how many times I've been ulted with no warning when there's jack shit I can do. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM A 0 ENERGY ZARYA WHO JUST SPAWNED
who else /lost a best/ here
>contest for 20 seconds
>gold objective time
I hate quickplay so much.
>>159059623
>release a somewhat balanced character
>make them ungodly OP so much so that they dictate the entire meta
>enemy team has tracer, winston, mccree
>my teammate picks Mercy
>after some time, says "man I just can't stay alive"
. . .
I hate memes
>>159053671
>play overwatch since release
>really fucking much
>really
>still fucking suck
>people who barely played the game a dozen of hours absolutely destroy you
>>159059652
Ana knows what she wants, and she knows how to get it. Nanoboosting also makes her have as much as she wants for however long she needs.
I just wish that Young Ana had a younger voice.
>>159059723
kek now that i think about it ive never moved the payload for more than 3 seconds
>Blaze through attack on Eichenwalde, the most bullshit map to begin with. Storm the castle and take it.
>Entire other team drops out due to their crippling defeat.
>Get a whopping TWO POINTS for winning
Fuck you Blizzard. If you do so fucking well you destroy the spirits of an entire team and make them quit to go cry under their mommy's arms, you should get 100 points.
>>159058606
blizzard never fixed it. They changed projectile hitbox sizes, which are also extra huge, but reverted it all with the exception of Hanzo because "it changed the game too much"
character hitboxes have remained unchanged. I think ANA was released with visually accurate hitboxes, which is why she's so much harder to hit
Anyone else getting server issues? Keep disconnecting in the middle of matches on my end
>>159053834
>Play Soldier
>I've got you in my sights
>friendly Mei blocks entire enemy team from LoS
>>159059723
It's worse when you're just fucking around as Genji and you've got gold objective time. Every single time.
>>159059291
Was it confirmed to be purchasable in next year?
>Sombra finally released on ptr during blizzcon
>Is a slow and situational defense class hero that gets ignored two weeks later
This is going to happen so stop hyping it
I love Jesse McCree
>people use ana's younger model instead of her regular model
Why
Just once I wish I could be on a team with a Reinhard that actually tanks and doesn't just dive into the enemy team expecting to be kept alive.
Ana can only fire so fast and no Mercy is stupid enough to follow you into a death pit.
There's immense value in charges but ffs learn WHEN Reinhardts.
>>159059914
They did both, you can go back and read the old patch notes.
Lips.
>>159060000
looks too much like a nigger
i like my blueberrys to have whiter features
>TFW STILL NO WITCH MERCY SKIN
I'm gonna cry
>>159060029
If you have to ask, then you obviously are incapable of understanding (she is fine as hell! Facial animations just have her salty 25/7)
>>159059809
Why is her daughter still virgin then?
>>159059462
progressive polygamous relationships of the 21st and a half century
>>159059809
>tfw realize nAna boost had them going the whole night
What class is sombra
>>159059723
>>159059813
>>159059931
honestly, their should be some kind of team deathmatch, because a good amount of my quickplay matches were pretty much just skirmishes until time runs out for the attackers. Nobody actually cared about the objective but were just goin out killin people.
>>159053834
>Team mei blocks my D.Va ult
>>159059976
Considering Kaplan said the Symmetra rework was explicitly because she was too situational I doubt they'd make the same mistake. She's going to suffer from the same issue as Genji where everybody is just going to consider her useless or OP due to the presumably and relatively complex nature of her kit.
On another note: REINHARDT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IF YOUR SHIELD BREAKS THAT MEANS YOU FALL BACK, NOT GOD DAMN CHARGE INTO A BUILDING 1V4 THEN WONDER WHY THE FUCK YOU DIED
>>159060159
Don't worry Anon, there's always next year!
>>159060059
For once, I would like to be a Rein who has people behind me. The only one I can rely on is Bastion and that's because they don't move
>>159059892
SR gain and lost is decided before the match even begins.
>>159060029
>people don't use her sandpeople skin and pretend to be a Tuskan Raider.
>>159057936
>aposematism
Is it time for me to wake up yet, /owg/? I hear shouting by the window...
>>159060257
>Team mei blocks my D.Va ult
>mfw this happened in one of the major tournaments
>>159060059
I dive into the enemy team on certain situations, when it's safe to do, where they can't react quickly enough and I'm almost guaranteed to get one or two key picks, where a suicidal charge gives enough space to cap a point by keeping 2/3 people away from the point, a charge to confuse a team or counter another reinhardt into a 3-4 man ult, etc.
A lot of these might look fucking retarded but 99% of them are calculated.
>>159060215
It is a mystery.It's because she's too focused on trying to follow in her mother's footsteps instead of getting laid byMcCree, Hanzo, or Genji. She's honestly spoiled for choice.
>>159060225
>>159060217
What a wonderful world the future is.
>>159055112
B-but senpai I main landfillcapibara and I stick to my team and cover their flanks
>>159060215
Because all that nanoboosted sperm causes autism in unborn babies
>>159060403
Fuck off you little cunt, you will wake up on Friday anyway.
I keep getting these weird graphical bugs where textures on some maps keep flickering. Anyone know what's up? I'm running everything on epic settings.
>>159060240
Hopefully anything but offense
>>159060075
nooooooope they didn't, you can go back and read the old patch notes
OH FUCK NIGGERS I JUST GOT RAPID DISCORD ON RUINS
>>159060505
It's because you have sex with men.
>>159060264
When a good Rein charges he saw an opening. You retards need to follow him so he doesn't get gangbanged behind enemy lines.
>>159060336
Pretty much, your performance only has a very minor impact
>>159056365
Anyone else thinks she looks like Raven Symone?
Why does everyone from 2100 to 2,999 rank pick Mercy religiously, like it's a good pick? Only at mid diamond and above to people realize this shit is terrible.
I can't tell you how many "epik 5 man rezzes" i've seen that just end in the team getting wiped twice in a row then they lose.
>>159059639
PLEASE HELP
>tfw padding hit % on rein's shield
>>159060454
capibara are rodents
>>159060440
>>159060470
Too bad. They could have fun together
>>159060505
your video cards are old and dying
>>159060580
Yeah I'm sure charging in by himself out of sight of any healers when we were already outnumbered is a top-500 play.
>>159060685
What the fuck is with mei's leg?
>>159060440
>McCree, Hanzo, or Genji
McMeme is the only right choice really
>>159060680
have you tried moving on to other games like
minecraft
legos star wars
barbies adventures?
>>159060654
Mercy is good, but with Ana and Lucio being the way they are right now she just doesn't get the love she needs.
old ana is hotter than young ana
>>159055112
It doesn't matter if the junkrat groups up or not, because his hero is specifically designed not to fight head on. It doesn't matter what you do with a junkrat on your team; you're going to lose.
>>159060871
Ana is not for lewd
>>159060695
>tfw you're the only one and lose the match without breaking rein's shield once.
>>159057936
>You call yourself a pro? S my D.
Well, not only is it a pun, it's also pretty standard shit talk which is par for the course in online gaming between men.
Apparently, including women in this banter is offensive.
>>159059639
>>159060680git gud
>>159060790
Why is there no rule 34 of loli fareeha getting dicked
>>159060302
Goddamn can I relate to this.
>Come out of spawn on payload as Rein slowly inching forward
>Entire ally team runs in front of me
>>159060771
I'm just saying. You're not wrong, but I've heard far to many people complain about Rein charges when he's meant to do that to initiate a fight. He can't shield forever.
>>159060505
The black squares?
>>159060927
Anon, please...
>>159060967
>he
>doesn't
>know
¿cuanto para Sombra?
>Widow mains who cant hit shit
>>159059639
>>159060680
You need to_____git gud_____and stop fucking tilting. Any mongoloid can hit Diamond by staying calm and picking babby's first FPS heroes like Rein and Lucio.
Let's all take a moment to collectively laugh at all the idiots who thought the last leak was fake.
>>159061131
Post that loli if you're so great
>>159060685
Why are Symmetra's hips so small
>Play almost every day since event except maybe 2-3 days
>NO FUCKING LEGENDARY SKIN AND ONLY 1 EPIC HALLOWEEN SKIN
FUCKING. HOW?
>>159057936
>almost never the only woman in random games
is this what bronze is like?
>>159059730
Did you forget how they buffed her mag size and fire-rate cos she dropped like a sack of shit after the hype died down?
>>159061263
Buy my boxes bitch
>>159061263
because you didnt pay them the sweet sweet shekles
>>159061363
>did you forget that thing you're directly referencing
>sombra arg once again turns up fuck all and leaks gave more info
>>159060017
Back off he's mine.
>>159061145
Jamas y nunca.
>>159061263
Your droprate increases if you spend money.
>>159061263
How many boxes did you get? I leveled around 50 times and got all four legendaries.
>>159061025
And I'm not saying you're wrong, but it's not exactly uncommon for a retard to charge into them when we're clearly unprepared for a push. The overly passive Reins another issue entirely
>>159060574
least I'm having sex
>>159060580
I know Reinhards like you. All I can say is, I hope you're on the enemy team.
>>159061481
I don't know actually. Is there a way to check how many I opened?
I love playing mei just so I can make others feel as miserable as myself.
UncommonMeekAdeliepenguin
https://twitter.com/MrMuselk/status/793487923513483264
This guy gets it
¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
>>159061572
easy way is to remember what level you started at
>tfw got every halloween skin and all emotes and intros
feelsgoodman
>>159060580
>get charged while defending
>survive while the charger gets completely fucked
funny how that works
>>159061454
what leaks
are there new leaks
>>159061597
there's a library at vodka industries?
>Hey guys, unfortunately things didn't go as planned. Originally we intended for SOMBRA to hack into LumeriCo using the power of our users to help. Unfortunately the server load was maxed out quickly and we weren't able to handle the traffic.
>Ultimately we're humbled by your guys' dedication to the ARG. Again, we apologize we weren't able to make it as fun as we had hoped.
>blizzard destroyed by traffic
>again
When blizzard announces sombra at blizzcon are they gonna get booed?
>Charge into enemy Reinhardt and take him out
>Team just stays back and lets me die instead of pushing up and supporting me
Thanks guys.
>>159061609
Well yeah, but I don't remember what level I was when the event started.
>>159061590
why would anyone listen to this mucus moose
>>159061770
Only the most hardcore fans attend so no.
>>159060946
>>159061152
How do you git gud enough to carry 5 other teammates?
>>159061590
Anyone with a brain knows this
They'd never release her before blizzcon
>>159061643
official character art
spoiler: the old leak was real and /owg/ is a bunch of fucking morons
>>159061771
>Reinhardt player that suicide charges and then blames his team for his death
I didn't think you people actually existed.
Where's my imgur McCree dump, I've been waiting patiently for it
>>159061739
Fuck off Jeff
>>159061263
>mfw have played probably even less than you did and already got most of everything all legendaries except the irrelevant bwitch
>Overwatch: PTR has started an update
GUYS
>>159061770
>paying $200 to boo jeff
>>159061857
that's not "more info"
that's just a picture of her, that's worthless as fuck
what we actually need to know is how she's going to fuck up the game
>>159061845
This idea that you need to "carry" every game to climb is fucking retarded. All you have to do is consistently play better than the people you are matched with. The better, and more consistent, the faster you climb.
Whats the new brawl (assuming there is one)?
>>159061771
>reinhardts that charge in without saying anything
>giving zarya no chance to shield him
>ana no chance to heal him
>his team no chance to do anything but react to his dumbass decision
please keep playing the game for me
>>159061481
I leveled 75 and bought 24, never did get pumpkin or half the non legendaries
Do any of you even play widow?
>>159061873
>reinhardt gets a super key pick off that would allow them to win a point/push a shitload
>but team doesn't follows through
Not even that guy but you're a retard
>>159061880
bro, just go on tumblr and pixiv - there's plenty of mcmeme porn there (expect it to be with hanzo)
>>159054976
>>159058474
tfw Blizzcon in 3 days:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>Audience member: Oh Fucking hell
>Jeff: I don't know what you want Sombra but please...
>Sombra:What I want is to take the opportunity to finally show the world what Sombra really means by REAL GAME
>A couple Members of the audience start booing making Sombra and Jeff difficult to hear
>Jeff: well all I can say is it took you long enough
>Jeff takes out keyboard and begins to type
>Sombra: ¿Que es Esto? Are you trying to Defend your Stupid convention against my Sombra protocol
>Booing becomes louder
>Jeff: I-I may not be the best Hacker... But I'll do whatever I have to to defend blizzcon
>Audience starts yelling Anti-Semitic remarks targeted at both Jeff and Blizzard itself
>Autistic Tom Kenny keep typing away
>Jeff: You May be skilled but the Overwatch team has been working in an Counter Hack just incase this type of thing-
>The lights begin to dim before Jeff finishes
>Someone off stage yells at Kaplan to get off the stage and that they'll just play the gameplay video instead of what was scripted
>The audience is restless with their booing and hate
>Jeff gathers his Keyboard and what remaining dignity he has left >Jeff: I guess I saved blizzcon
>Jeff says as he stumbles off the stage
>once the video starts playing the crowd settles down
>>159061963
MobaWATCH
>>159061845
I could do it as Pharah until I hit 3000 sr
>>159061523
Yeah well...have sex with me then :3
>>159061884
It's from the guy who works for discord.
>>159061641
He died because you FAGGOTS didn't followup. I hate when I break through and earthshatter then my team cant capitalize because they were pussy footing in the back.
Stay in Bronze, idiot.
>>159061985
Only on quickplay, she's pretty fun and she's my 2nd most used character in qp
>Overwatch tournament is 99% Reinhardt, Ana, Lucio, Genji and Zarya
>Casuals think there's nothing wrong with this
These are the same idiots that main Mercy too
>>159062084What's your SR?
>http://pastebin.com/raw/LwALYFJh
What did she mean by this
This ARG is getting increasingly more retarded. I did not think it was possible.
Hana Song pleases old men for money!
>>159062149
is a fake nerd wow the site was down and someone posts that how retarded are u
>>159057936
Rly makes u think why they'd even make posts like this, anymore.
Are their PR teams this oblivious of how sensitivity the PC brigade have become on the internet?
>>159060986
how the fuck do you play this shit
>>159062128
>genji
Lmao
MOM!
>>1590621301800 I share an account with my brother. My brother mains torb/sym/mei T_T
>>159061941
>1gb
>>159062128
why would casuals pay attention to this at all
>>159061770
>Kaplan is about to walk off stage
>Screen becomes distorted
>omg what could it be
>Half of the audience is so excited they're lactating
>The other half are busy telling the first half "I already knew this would happen, durr it's Sombra"
>Kaplan is pretending to be scared while telling everybody he doesn't know what's happening in a voice that sounds like he has a gun pointed to his head
>Sombra's skull appears on the screen, nothing else happens
>Commence booing
>Kaplan tries to slip out of the room during the commotion but slips on the man milk and suffers a fatal injury
>In his last moments, the crowd becomes pacified and asks when Sombra will be revealed
>Kaplan: ... *cough*, the next h-hint of the ARG *gasping for air* will be revealed in 100,000,000, 99,999,999... *Kaplan fades out of consciousness*
>>159062350
Sorry but I have standards. Gonna have to say no.
>>159062164
I hope someone gets an answer out of them at Blizzcon when it comes to all this shit.
I want to get off Sombra's wild ride
Pharah, Hanzo, Bastion or Symmetra skin? Or perhaps Genji intro or Reinhardt emote?
>>159052769
give me something lewd to draw
>>159061771
if you charge too far your team wont follow.
There might be update, but you are not getting Sombra since ARG isnt solved and dubmfags doing it are beggin Blizzard for tips and gave up.
>>159062164
remember when the 2 month countdown ended, nothing happened and we thought we hit rock bottom? well if you look up you can see it or something. I don't know what the fuck I'm saying but it's 2016 for christ's sake!
>>159062014
>>159062431
I like those
>>159059923
>Play Pharah
>Ult is up
>Almost the entire enemy team is gathered at the computer store, at the first chokepoint of Eichenwalde, trying to kill me in vain.
>Perfect moment to wipe our enemies.
>Press Q
>Out of nowhere, Mei's wall pops inbetween me and the enemies.
>Die by my own rockets.
>>159061770
The only people that attend Blizzcon are the most extreme Blizzdrones you could ever imagine, so no.
>it's a 'guy barely in plat crying about how much better he is than his plat teammates' episode
So...we Sombra or still nothing yet.
Buttpillow.
>>159058432
It's not lipstick smear. She's sucking the soul out of Tracer.
>>159062475
>>159062552
Ana getting dp'd by Reyes and Morrison
>>159062552
sombra lewds
>3 hours left till event
>want Mercy Witch
>need either 1k coins
>or get really luck w/lootboxes
it's not happening is it? thanks blizz
>>159062673
How does it feel to have shit taste even by waifufag standards?
>>159062552
D.va teasing Daddy 76
>>159062552
mercy with huge tits giving candy to some random kid
>>159062585
>since ARG isnt solved
No, we're not getting Sombra because Blizzcon hasn't happened yet.
>>159062660
people fail to solve ARG, gained access to console and solved first 3, but dont know the 4th
>>159062475
so is this a legit blizzard thing or is it somthing some kids made up till shes released? im still confused about this sombra shit
>>159062552
Zarya straight femdom
>>159062475
>reddit staff is in on this ARG
fucking what?
>>159062552
sombra
>You're going to cum
>You're going to cum
>You're going to cum
>You're going to cum with me, dead or alive
How to fix Ana:
>remove speed boost from nano boost
>decrease sleep dart cool down by 2 seconds
>slightly decrease melee attack power
>slightly increase hit radius for sleep dart (it's not for aiming, it's for those moments where you get the shot in and miss because of MS or retarded shit like it went between the character's legs)
Buffing the sleep dart is fine as long as the Ana punch/fire combo is nerfed. Sleep darts should be for stopping ults and mainly for removing yourself from 1v1 encounters.
>>159062762
Mercy with small tits giving candy to some random kid
>>159062475
>reddit staff
Lmao i shit talked that gook faggot in game so many times. Small world
>>159062913
What melee attack power? everyone's melee is the same and she lost her old animation cancel combo like 2 patches ago
Gabriel was happy once
>>159062913
>remove speed boost from nano boost
already happened
>the rest
shit
kys
>>159061469
whats the name of mcmemes haircut? i want to cosplay as him but i cant cut my own hair
>>159062449
It's all him, not me!
I main Rein/Lucio/Zen goddammit, I don't belong in gold!
>>159062475
So were they ACTUALLY a part of the ARG or fucking what???
They make it seem like they were in league with Blizzard by saying "we're humbled by your dedication" but if they're no longer part of it then what the fuck are we even doing right now?
God I'm so sick of all these retards trying to play along with the arg
>>159061873
>>159061975
You dumbfucks should be playing around your Reinhardt
>>159062523
delete that picture immediately
>>159062475
>being a Turkey
Hello Erdogan, i regonize that language of those red coloured words.
T. Turkey who got born in Germany
>>159063079
youre in silver anon, not gold
>>159062552
loli Pharah getting fucked by Roadhog.
>>159063131
I am the Reinhardt.
>>159061590
anyone with half a brain has realised that ever since nothing happened after the two months countdown
>>159062952
but then she won't have cleavage while bending over
Did Blizzard do something with the cards? Its weird that you go on a rampage, kill 6 people, cap the point and no card for you but the hanzo with 20% accuracy gets one.
>he thought we were getting Sombra today
>>159062523
delet this right now bitch boy
sad reaper is too far
>>159062552
those two are good suggestions:
>>159062717
>>159062758
>>159063103
>So were they ACTUALLY a part of the ARG or fucking what???
Apparently /r/overwatch was running their own sombra arg unrelated to the actual sombra arg
>>159063173
#ShotsFired
>>159062552
Where can we find the finished product?
twitch dot tv/synth3sis
lads, WE ARE HAXORING WITH SOMBRA
>>159063353
That's not infuriating at all
>>159060790
Anyone able to translate? I'm curious
>you suck get off dps
a shitty support isn't going to be any better you fucking faggot
let the retard play his shitty mccree
>>159061960
>not paying $200 to boo jeff and ben
>>159063186
Pls stop it hurts to remember where I have to play comp.
At least I can make literal children angry by playing "not meta enough" and win.
>>159063396
>shadman
>>159062552
Widowmaker face sitting Pharah while Mercy looks on distraught.
>>159059639
>>159060680
You are the only constant. See the following video for advice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>>159063396
hey make me a mod
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuK6Bnidl6I
Basically this summarize 90% of the genji players out there, which means Genji is a character for shitters.
>>159053057
I don't think any "Secret" answer will yield anything
That said, who is Jimenez supposed to be?
>sleep, grenade and punch a tracer as ana
>Youth is wasted on the young
Goddamn
Event is over in 2 hours, right?
>>159061770
>getting booed
>by the people who paid to be there and would eat shit from Metzen's hand
pick one guy, same people who wanted to boo them are now crashing the arg site
>>159062552
drawfriend never gave me twintails Tracer
>>159063468
When he's not drawing pedo shit or literal shit he's great, fuck off
Ahaha, discord in flames.
>>159063543
BUR MUH JAPAN AND HONOUR
MADA MADA !!
>>159063620
>shadman
>great
You can like his art but you shouldn't lie on the internet.
>>159053057
SECRET IS OpenAnything1.1.0
>>159063595
YES FUCKING STOP ASKING
>>159063543
>Those solo ults on tanks
>>159063620
>he's great
LMAO no he's not, he has trashy fucking tastes, horrible lineart, proportions, etc.
Reminder shadman LITERALLY DREW HIS MOM NAKED
>>159063591
Does she really say that?
Most I've gotten from Tracer kills is "who taught you to fight like that?"
>>159063723
Wait, seriously? What the fuck?
>>159063723
>Reminder shadman LITERALLY DREW HIS MOM NAKED
Wanting to fuck your mom is normal though
>>159063428
Unless he goes to Ana, there's not much to fuck up on support
Most supports are hit a button and forget as far as healing goes
>>159063756
I got it yesterday
It might be a relatively new addition
>>159063638
>not discord in discord
youre exactly how i imagined you /owg/
unread and disappointing
>>159063807
I promise you that that is not normal, Anon.
>tfw the koreans use super high sensitivies and user their wrists to aim
Are these guys trying to kill their wrists and go out in a blaze of glory? Tons of pros had to call it quits due to wrist injuries.
>>159062262
how the fuck do you snipe like that
>>159063723
>drew his mom naked
Link or Source..?
>>159062912
>tfw this is all you spammed in comp with friends
Ah, good times.
I'll have to get on again, try and shoot for diamond again. I'm really worried because i've been bouncing around 2800-2900 for the longest
SANDWICH OF SMUG
>>159063723
>LITERALLY DREW HIS MOM NAKED
Prove it.
>>159062750
>Gotten Witch Mercy 5 times now
>Don't even play her that much
>Friend has 35+ hours with her
>Hasn't got it yet
Poor bastard.
>>159063396
Shadshit better not touch mah girl.
>>159063918
>>159063807
>>159063958http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/theshadling/mother
>>159063958
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/theshadling/mother
>>159062552
Zarya riding McCree and he's holding on for dear life.
>absolutely stomp with team
>anyone wanna group up?
>everyone leaves
alright antisocial cunts enjoy 50/50 solo queue
Ana Buffs when
>Torb is no longer a meme pick.
Blizzard cheated and just gave the Key since no one could solve it, so we are at next step.
answer to secret is: OpenAnything1.1.0
after that you type: cat d_ilqh_nhb.html
>>159064026
He also gave the picture to her on her birthday
>>159063396
i don't want to fug that smug
>>159064026
>>159063543
>using sand nigger skin
>not nihon, the ultimate weeb skin and best genji skin
>>159064087
>"You're powered up, get in there!"
NOW LOOK AT THIS NET
THAT I JUST FOUND
>>159063240
Loose shirt
DONDE
ESTA
SOMBRA
>GENJI
>ANA
>MEI
>ZARYA
>EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GAME
"""""META"""""BULLSHIT IS THE REASON WHY I STOPPED PLAYING ASSFAGGOTS AND NOW IM <--> THIS CLOSE TO DROPPING THIS GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>159064127
so what sort of relationship does he have with mother? Also I wanna see what he looks like
>>159063251
I thought that loli was getting fucked hard soon but I didnt get that either. Life is shit.
>>159064218
bye
>>159063996
10/10, what a lad. Glad he started drawing kids again too.
>>159064218
what are the other 2 picks?
>>159063992
lol he did Widowmaker forever ago
>>159064121
>OpenAnything1.1.0
Can I use it to open Sombra's heart so that I may be her true love? Please.
>>159064087
I didn't know Legoman liked Ana.>ywn get to make ana make this face as you make Fareeha with her
>>159063029
punch/melee/nade can solo kill 200hp characters still
>>159063043
it's not shit at all
>>159064116
>tfw at least 20 armor packs made every game
>1500 armor provided to the team
>still no commends
>enemy team graviton surge+pulse bombs the other four teammates
>keeping rein alive as ana against the entire time
>he immediately charges into the enemy team and dies
Holy fucking shit I'm so tired of losing with idiots.
>>159060685
Where are Widow's nipples
>>159064218
If no DPS, pick Bastion or Torb.
Ez game ez life.
>>159064121
exec payload
is next step, requesting a key - a key is in previous step, but need to figure it out
>>159064334
Pedofuck
>>159064392
pretty sure LM has drawn all the overwatch girls.
>>159064424
I stole them
>enemy team had a torbjorn for 2 games
>played lucio for 2 games and reaper for 1
>>159064209
>>159064087
is there an uncropped version?
>>159064087
>>159064203
i want ana to be my mother
>>159064116
>>159064418
Pls give me good Reins to support my Torb, Amen.
>SOMBRA STREAM
Do these guys actually think Sombra is coming out today?
Or elaborate le ruse
>>159063723
>Reminder shadman LITERALLY DREW HIS MOM NAKED
I see nothing wrong with this.
>>159064121
So what does that give us?
Where can I follow this live?
>>159064523
kek
>>159064624
Clickbait
>>159064582
Never thought I'd want to smash a 60 year old woman then Ana shows up
>>159064467
>posting on an anonymous hacking website
>not being a pedo
stop this
>>159064087
I ain't a grandpa but dont push me.
>>159064121
>OpenAnything1.1.0
how were they expecting people to find that
>>159064582
she looks like a toddler in that pic
>>159064213
Sombra esta durmiendo
>>159064393
>punch/melee/nade
>punch/melee
>retarded while also implying the shot/melee/nade combo does 200hp
oh shit its gonna blow up, RIP dorado map
>turbonerdvirgins getting worked up on stream because its @60 now
>>159064393
I assume you meant shoot instead of punch?
That combo only does 180 damage.
>>159064026
>Let me show you how I love you, its our secret you and me, but keep it in the family.
Drawing her naked would be kinda shocking if he hadn't fucked her.
>>159064523
>The "amazing" Platinum DPS that never change
Hate to deal with those shitters.
>Play QP
>No one even trying because "is jus a gaem xD"
>Play competitive
>No one cares about anything except their SR
>>159063618
I never got the Zarya dressed up for a date, we don't always get what we want.
>got all the skins except soldier, reaper and pharah
Shame, I liked reapers.
>>159064790
with
about | grep ter
with that shitty pipe syntax it would have taken me HOURS
>>159064464
the key is Traced code
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4vx23s/secret_code_in_tracers_light_trail_in_summer/
Its solved, and Power plant is about to blow up atm, with raising temperature values rapidly
>Another arg part that will lead to nothing but another "information is the power" quote
Im loving this arg blizzard, please keep making them, and make arg for every new character!
>SOMBRA HAS HUGE THIGHS AND ASS
THANK YOU BLIZZARD
GET OUTTA THERE IT'S GONNA BLOW
>>159064778
Your logic is beyond fucked, no wonder you feel sexually attracted to kids. Do yourself and the rest of the world a favor and either visit or psychiatrist or submit yourself to your nearest police station.
I just got Reaper's Halloween skin. Still no Mercy skin. Shall I just dump $20 into this game?
>>159064026
>his mom was his first
That must be weird as fuck.
Looks like hes okay with it though
>>159064026
Shadman is a bad ass mother fucker
>>159064746
>prematurely ejaculate
>'Who taught you to shoot like that?"
Does /owg/ have a team for the /vg/ league?
>>159065190
How many hours left in this event?
>>159063996
>>159064026
>>159064127
T-this can't be true. T-this needs to be a fake. S-someone can't be th-hat autistic. T-tell me, i'm dreaming. I do-don't want to l-lose h-hope in humanity
>>159065196
>>159065082
u1+sit+A9cenDxxqkIaxbm4cMeh2oKhqIHhdaBKOi6XX2XDWpa6+P5o9MQw==
Still more finished, probably have to wait for it to blow up
>>159065138
PANIC
i want to smother the motherwith my dick
>>159064026
I wish I had a hot mom. My mom is a crabby old bitch.
>>159065261
Stop s-s-s-stuttering you faggot
EVERYONE GET TO THE SITE AND TYPE IN THE CODE
>>159065261
>stutter meme
You are the autism, anon
Wait, is the powerplant ARG something official or not?
oh my lordy
>>159065190
Depends on how much currency you have. I droped 45€ on loot and only got enough currency to afford the skin. I may have gotten incredible unlucky too.
>>159065261
You're faking a stutter on a Cambodian Cave Painting board. You're all the proof anyone needs for that sort of autism.
>>159065246
No, because no one here cares to make a team for /4ccg/.
EVERYONE BLOW UP A POWERPLANT DO IT NOW
>>159065386
It's official.
>>159065395
Discord shit isn't official. Ignore this shit.
>>159065296
U2FsdGVkX1+vupppZksvRf5pq5g5XjFRIipRkwB0K1Y96Qsv2Lm+31cmzaAILwytX/z66ZVWEQM/ccf1g+9m5Ubu1+sit+A9cenDxxqkIaxbm4cMeh2oKhqIHhdaBKOi6XX2XDWpa6+P5o9MQw==
fixed
Spam it, the more often and more people do it -Sombra countdown goes up on site
>the Lumerico ARG was fake
>>159065351
>EVERYONE GET TO THE SITE AND TYPE IN THE CODE
how
Who else /naked gamer/ here? Makes the roadhog experience far more realistic.
btw. Don't use google image seach for "naked gamer".
Post yfw you realised the arg has literally given another timer
>>159065351
what code? what site? what are you autismos babbling about?
>tfw you hit all your shots as mccree
>tfw you shit on the opposite teams "pro" genji
McCree might be bullshit but at least you have to aim his bullshit
>>159065296
>Posting from the future
Cyka blyat Igor
>>159063805
Yes.
He made R34 of his own mum and he gifted her the picture as a gift for her birthday.
What do I do after I type the secret in?
>>159064858
¡despiertense sombra!
>>159065507
And the timer is to Blizzcon.
Who could've guessed?
>>159065456
23000+
Whats the target number?
>>159065456
what the fuck do we do with the code? post instructions, we aren't reading discord
>>159065507
>Me in the background
>>159065169
Your logic is beyond fucked, no wonder you don't feel sexually attracted to kids. Do yourself and the rest of the world a favor and either visit pedotrist or submit yourself to your nearest pedophile station.
>>159065091
She is Hispanic, made to knock out a litter.
So when is it going to blow up?
>all this this for a shitty latino with an smg and two abilites and one ultimate
>>159065685
when enough people put in the code
>>159065507
Wait, did those guys just overload a nuclear fucking plant?
>Next patch: Dorado map is removed from the game. Introducing new map - mexico nuclear wasteland
>>159065715
How do we put in the code?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIl_BNIJcFg
BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
>post yfw we meltdown the dorado reactor and kill alejandra
>>159065507
>>159065693
Seriously how fucking hard is it to make a character? does it take 4 fucking months?
JUST RELEASE THE FUCKING HERO ALREADY
OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO DUMB
>>159065138
S'cool.
>>159065693
>smg and two abilites and one ultimate
I'm sure all of those will hard counter Pharah, and have insane synergy with Ana, Zarya, Reinhardt and Lucio.
Put in the code you idiots, we're almost there
>>159065617
Log to Lumerico.ws with
Pass: g#fNwP5qJ
User: GFlores
Type:
override
some like it bot
nuevas sabor delicias
OpenAnything1.1.0
cat d_ilqh_nhb.html
U2FsdGVkX1+vupppZksvRf5pq5g5XjFRIipRkwB0K1Y96Qsv2Lm+31cmzaAILwytX/z66ZVWEQM/ccf1g+9m5Ubu1+sit+A9cenDxxqkIaxbm4cMeh2oKhqIHhdaBKOi6XX2XDWpa6+P5o9MQw==
>>159063543
I've never seen that King's Row move before.
>>159065810
Yeah I believe jeff had a post on it. A character can be anywhere from 6-12 months of development
>>159065746
Yeah what the fuck are we supposed to do? Where do we go?
>>159065746
You need to login as MJimenez with a password and then go on the terminal, type override and go through all the security questions before you can execute the payload and paste the Tracer trail. Basically a bunch of complicated shit.
>>159065845
>Ana, Zarya, Reinhardt and Lucio.
yes pleas make this game any more fucking boring holy shit
>>159065856
>Log to Lumerico.ws with
anon
lumerico.mx
>>159065693
Get hyped Anon !!!
Huehuehuehuehuehuehue :^)
>>159065794
>>159065856
a lot of this is wrong
Everyone come help
https://lumerico.mx
login with MJimenez/d0r*NuLw9
go to admin page
enter "override"
enter these for the questions: "some like it bot", "nuevas sabor delicias", "OpenAnything1.1.0"
enter "exec payload"
enter "U2FsdGVkX1+vupppZksvRf5pq5g5XjFRIipRkwB0K1Y96Qsv2Lm+31cmzaAILwytX/z66ZVWEQM/ccf1g+9m5Ubu1+sit+A9cenDxxqkIaxbm4cMeh2oKhqIHhdaBKOi6XX2XDWpa6+P5o9MQw=="
>>159065934
sorry, correct
>>159065323
>>159064582
>>159064087
POST MORE ANA PORN PLEEEEEAAAAASEEE
>>159065810
Some anon suggested she was never ment to be a playable character, but a boss for a PvE style mode. The fan base went full autist and got hyped for a new hero and now they're scrambling to make a hero. The worst part is I wouldn't put it past Blizzard to do this.
Okay here are the instructions
>go to lumerico.mx
>login with username: MJimenez password: d0r*NuLw9
>go to admin page
>type in the console the following: override
>when asked for movie, type: some like it bot
>when asked for cookie: nuevas sabor delicias
>when asked for secret: OpenAnything1.1.0
>then type exec payload
>when asked for activation code: U2FsdGVkX1+vupppZksvRf5pq5g5XjFRIipRkwB0K1Y96Qsv2Lm+31cmzaAILwytX/z66ZVWEQM/ccf1g+9m5Ubu1+sit+A9cenDxxqkIaxbm4cMeh2oKhqIHhdaBKOi6XX2XDWpa6+P5o9MQw==
>>159065856
Really makes me think.
>>159065856
Password or username is wrong.
>you're powered up, get in there!
>run in
>get flashbanged, frozen and pinned with no gap between
Now watch some other guy show up from fucking nowhere and stop the reactor from exploding mere seconds before it goes off.
Thus beginning an arg for new playable character after Sombra.
Are you goys okay with the hero release rate (aka roughly 2 and 5 month) or do you want it to be faster?
>>159065743
that's what the attackers on dorado are trying to do, yeah. deliver a bomb into the power plant.
>>159065978
password/user is wrong again
>>159066069
I think it's just fine. I really am excited for the Symmetra rework though.
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO DO TO CAUSE A NUCLEAR MELTDOWN
GO TO THE LUMERICO LOGIN PAGE
https://lumerico.mx/login
Username: MJimenez
Password: d0r*NuLw9
go to the admin page
type in "override"
then "some like it bot"
then "nuevas sabor delicias"
then "OpenAnything1.1.0"
then "exec payload"
finally type in "U2FsdGVkX1+vupppZksvRf5pq5g5XjFRIipRkwB0K1Y96Qsv2Lm+31cmzaAILwytX/z66ZVWEQM/ccf1g+9m5Ubu1+sit+A9cenDxxqkIaxbm4cMeh2oKhqIHhdaBKOi6XX2XDWpa6+P5o9MQw== "
Remove all quotation marks
>>159066012http://imgur.com/a/AQHai
>>159066080
works for me
>>159065978
>go to admin page
Where is that? You know what, forget it, I'll just wait for you guys to do it.
>>159065978
No. I got bored with this shit 2 months ago, nothing we do at this point will make them release Sombra any faster than they are already going to release her.
>>159066037
Post old one, my mistake.
Other guy posted correct
>>159066030
>>159065978
>>159066171
Delete this right now
>>159066069
the entire game has to be updated and changed much more often.
we've gone entire two competitive seasons, 6 months, with the same bullshit heroes picked literally every game
>>159066069
that's a pretty cool dad
>>159066050
>10 hp
>You're powered up, get in there!
>>159066173
Are you fucking blind anon
>>159066073
they're actually delivering the energy core, not the bomb. The bomb part is in king's row
>>159066069
I think the rate is fine. There are already plenty of heroes that don't see use. And having a roster of bazillion shitty heroes is pointless
>>159066171
I chuckled when I opened it and then hated you immediately after.
>>159066171
me in the middle
>>159066069
Yes. I care more about balancing the heroes we have and getting more modes with maps that are designed by somebody other than blizzard.
>>159066315
I must be because I'm not seeing anything.
>>159066171
"You're suppose to do Ana but I'm not complaining"
DESPIERTA SOMBRA!
>>159066414
deportar sombra
so I have to work in like 12 hours from now
do you guys think sombra will be playable by then?
¿Una bocadillo de jamon por favor?
>>159053871
what's the appeal behind humiliation? why do people get off on being embarrassed in front of others?
>>159066504
No, but Dorado map will be removed.
So, everytime we execute the payload, the percentage rises.
So we all need to do this shit?
>>159066405
You need to log in
That's the only possible way you can't see it
>>159066069
i think it should be faster
or at least they should release a map to go with a new hero because none of my friends will play because of how stale the game has gotten
>>159066504
yes
call in sick right now so you can be ready
>>159066574
yea, we're all helping her hack the powerplant
>>159065893
>new hero
>6-12 months of development
Okay hold the fuck up.
Let's try to break this down.
Hero Concept and Creation: 1 month
Hero Animation: 1 month (can only start after Hero Concept is finished)
Hero Balance: 2 months (can begin together with Character Animation)
Hero Testing: 1 month
Hero PTR Testing: 2-3 weeks
6-12 months is too much. Are blizz employees really that incompetent? This is assuming that the respective developers aren't only focusing on this specific work, but still, even 1 month for each phase is still too much.
>Ana will never comfort you after a long day of work with a nice nanoboost lovemaking session and then sleep darting and tucking you in
>>159066574
we need approx eight hundred thousand executions
>>159066529
Same reason every other fetish exists: people get molested as kids and it messes them up.
>>159066378
I'm going to fuck you now.
Hey /owg/, how do you nerf THIS?
!!! REMINDER !!!
THIS IS THE ACTUAL SCHEDULE
ANNOUNCED 4TH NOVEMBER
PLAYABLE ON PTR ON 4TH NOVEMBER RIGHT AFTER ANNOUNCEMENT
RELEASED ON LIVE 24TH NOVEMBER
>>159066378
>getting the best of the two worlds
smart anon
>>159066270
what seems to be the problem?
>>159065893
>an entire year for one character
There's no fucking way
>>159066637
>Hero Concept and Creation: 1 month
>Hero Animation: 1 month (can only start after Hero Concept is finished)
>Hero Balance: 2 months (can begin together with Character Animation)
>Hero Testing: 1 month
>Hero PTR Testing: 2-3 weeks
You are legitimately a fucking moron
>>159066027
no, the worst part is that you're gullible enough to believe a story like this
Why can't we explode Anubis instead?
>we have another fucking timer
kill me
>>159066709
>RELEASED ON LIVE 24TH NOVEMBER
there is zero chance
>>159066574
It's rising at a constant rate.
"Currently 64.94 at the time of the calculation. 100 - 64.94 = 35.06 remaining 35.06/0.55 = ~63.75 mins remaining"
>literally another countdown
>>159065893
So it took 11-22 years to make the game? Plus development time for each map?
>>159066529
They made a fetish out of being low test, mentally weak degenerates. Pity them, for they don't have the self respect to pity themselves.
Just a tip when on the console you can press the up arrow key to auto type the exec payload command.
Goal is 100.000
Since number in thousands equals the % on the chart below, when it reaches 100, it blows up
>>159066650
where the fuck people find all these fucking models
I want to use them
>>159066708
Lower the time it takes for her ult to charge
Remove being able to contest while in ice cube
>>159066849
yeah, it started out as an MMO in the early 2000s and it took until 2015 for them to release the beta
>>159066828
>It's rising at a constant rate.
prove it
>Sombra's going to blow up a fucking nuclear plant
I assume Overwatch steps in to stop her? New video short?
>>159066849
What is parallel development. Each character might have 4k-8k man hours of time spent on it.
>reach 2300
>diamonds who have fallen by 700 SR or more in every game
>>159066650
> "you're powered up, get in there!"
> gives dick incredible stamina
> she cums on you three times in a row
> after you blast your seed into her, she heals you up and gives you a sleep dart to rest for the next round
>>159065978
What do I do after that?
>>159066894
Fuck meant increase
If we overload Lumerico, won't that shit fucking explode? Seems a bit much, doesn't it? Considering it's in the middle of a town.
>>159066814
this is the actual leaked schedule for everything though
and yes it's real because s2 ends on 24th nov which needs a patch so they will release the major patch on 24th nov
>>159066893
some just literally repurpose generic female body rigs
>>159066965
Refresh your tab
>>159066793
Paladins is pumping out one a month with 5 in development at any point in time. Hes got it about right, although throwing more money at it would speed it up. I see bliz not spending much more on ow continued development than hirez is putting in however.
Honestly, ARG would be pretty good, if it didn't take so long
>>159067035
Keep typing, it's almost 100000
>>159066849
>So it took 11-22 years to make the game?
You seriously think they can only work on one hero at once? Overwatch has 100 developers.
>>159067071
>this is the actual leaked schedule for everything though
it's not
>>159066787
If the "6-12 months for development" thing were true, Overwatch's characters would have taken 11 years to develop at minimum.
Basically he's lying because they can't be bothered pumping out characters any more since the game was released.
Just look at DOTA 2. During closed beta, characters were being added all the time. Once it was at "release" (but sitll missing heroes) it'd take them the better part of a year to add a single hero.
>>159067065
Nah, it will shut down all the power in the town.
>>159067110
yes it is you fucc
>>159067029
yeah bliz said the system places people too high initally
>94000
almost there
>>159066069
Considering their complete lack of ability to balance them, I'd much rather slower releases than shitting one out a month
>>159067153
prove it
Where's new thread?
>>159066893
>>159066893
they rip them from teh game
>>159067034
>>159067034
>>159067025
>>159067105
Obviously, I know.
Then now that the game is released they can focus more on characters, increasing the amount of man-hours that can be put on a single hero in less time. I know they still have the balancing team, skin makers and all them working on the game, but imagine if they had half the people they had working on the other 22 heros working on Sombra (and Doomfist I guess) the development time wouldn't be that long.
>>159067092
bloating up your roster isn't going to improve anything, LoL should have taught them that at least
>>159067029
People were put way too high at the start of s2 and then stopped playing
they came back with the halloween update and started to lose down 500 or so points, fucking up the entire system
>>159067102
>over 100.000
reactor only at 75%
>>159067203
Nothing happens at 100000 though
new bread when
>It's not 100000
REMINDER SOMBRA HAS BEEN IN DEVELOPMENT FOR AT LEAST A YEAR
HER NEWSPAPER WAS ALWAYS IN DORADO AND IT WAS ADDED A YEAR AGO
>>159067402
I think we need to get the reactor to 100%.
>>159066637
this is because they have very (very) few developers on this game working fulltime.the developers are also egoistical and think they're flawless and make perfect things
>>159067361
>>159067102
>>159067402
theres another countdown! bring it to 200.000!
>>159067290
the answer is that they released the top grossing PC game of all time 6 months ago and they're scared they're gonna run out of content if they down slow it way down
they also have faggots who will die defending them and their practices everywhere
New bread
>>159067518
>>159067518
>>159067518
>>159067469
if this arg has taught me anything it's that it will get there on timer without our participation
>top selling pc game of all time
>only 11,000 people have done the arg
>>159067478
reactor gauge IS raising slowly, so it works. Refrash page to see gauge number changes
>>159067145
>what is concurrent development
Nigga they're working on 4-5 character currently, all in various stages of completion
You don't just work on one thing at a time and then start when you're finished
>>159065978
how did people even figure this shit out
>>159067860
>Insulting Harryhook's main
>>159066069
The rate is fine but we need a bunch at one time. There's not enough heroes as is and that's why we're having problems with X being op since there's no other heroes that can fill their role.
Examples are lucio, reinhardt, zarya, they all have specific roles no other hero can fill so they're always must picks. That's also why we keep cycling through who's the next OP must pick healer as they're so necessary but so few of them
>>159066652
>all fetishes are a result of child molestation
that's a spicy meme you've got there, lad
>>159066652
>I was molested as a child, I now project that onto everyone else
FTFY
Did any Sombra nudes get leaked yet ?