Dota 2 General - /d2g/

File: Troll_Warlord.png?version=b492556dcad2fbcb911e7ab8864b562d.png (68KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 256x144px

Hey guys

>http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sp8gsp

I respect casters for doing what they do, it's definitely a job that not everyone can do. As I followed this Boston Major Qualis, I noticed way too much negativity towards players in the SEA/China cast. The problem is that the flames I heard were just wrong reasonings/incorrect stuff. x0 000 people are going to think thats right too and thats what annoyed me and encouraged me to write this tweet. @BTSGoDz his EU cast was perfect no negativity even if players did questionable shit, he would just theorycraft and leave it there instead of saying shit like "I don't know what that guys doing he should have done x or y" the problem with that is most of the he should have done x or y was wrong or the problem wasn't that issue but if casters talk about how they think dota should be played the player in question looks bad/not hard working. I dont wanna say you dont know shit casters you probably do, but most players work 10hours a day 7 days a week to make those decisions in game and they know more shit about dota than you do. Respect players casters dont make casts black and white there are a lot of viewers who listen to you like gods and are misguided most of the times.

File: 1470101390600.png (96KB, 600x709px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 600x709px

>killing yourself when you can be outside getting FREE CANDY

wars pz

File: Earth_Spirit.png (51KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 256x144px

>>158924042
How's it going

File: 1375534400535.png (241KB, 489x399px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 489x399px

>>158923973
>i'm killing myself tomorrow

Can I get your steam items, my dudester?

File: Tusk.png?version=d05a9acc894d9fd32b07b0b8289719ad.png (66KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 256x144px

>>158924156
Alright I suppose

>>158924061
Are you 12? The reason you dress up during halloween is for the pussy and alcohol.

File: 1476678849362.png (88KB, 235x272px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 235x272px

¿ʎʇɹɐd siɥʇ uioɾ I ʎɐW

9ϛƖㄣᄅ68ϛƖ<<

>>158924182
no

>>158924182
hey its the 3k abbadon

File: Underlord.png?version=7007b02f233638e1248a17160a2b77d4.png (78KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 256x144px

>>158924235
Everyone's invited

>>158924230
you can literally do that anytime

halloween is the only time you can get candy that can last you for an entire year

did I mention that its free

>>158924042
>>158924156
>>158924220
>>158924235
>>158924309

Nice draft Dire, now for Radiant

File: Gyrocopter.png?version=c13041da410294cef17fc2898254d180.png (62KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 256x144px

>>158924406
Can I go first?

File: techies pepe.jpg-large.jpg (153KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 1000x1000px

>>158924406
first pic

File: 1449669213224.jpg (55KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 1280x720px

are you ready for sing strim tomorrow
i'm not

File: 1448075134566.png (70KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 256x144px

>>158924309
oh boy

File: Phoenix.png?version=efb501e932fe21ddbf551ec0a736f89e.png (65KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 256x144px

Gonna need a support pick

File: Techies.png (63KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 256x144px

>>158924406

File: Meepo.png?version=9e06da86a98ce5ef920561228f7680d1.png (69KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 256x144px

Wouldn't be a party without me

>>158924452
ADELAIDE?

>>158924236
trying to impersonate me

File: Kunkka.png (61KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 256x144px

>tfw hero you main was unpopular, and everybody thought you were cool for playing them when nobody else would
>tfw your hero is now meta
>tfw nobody questions your pick at first, and then compliments you for being good anymore

who is she?

>>158924406

File: 14264046_1298777056829740_7703613378620236090_n.jpg (71KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 720x960px

>>158923973
please don't kill yourself anon

>>158924632
Luna

File: 1350696616074.jpg (166KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 1280x720px

A TOWER FALLS

>>158924659
i'll do what i want

File: shit pickle.jpg (104KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 1280x720px

>>158924432
>>158924453
I WAS HERE THIRD

File: 1467700557700.png (362KB, 774x720px) Image search: [Google]

362KB, 774x720px

>>158924631

So can I have your items? You won't need them since you're going to kill urself anyway.

>watching some random low-tier pub game from a friend
>someone first-picks snipers and calls jungle
>who cares, it's all-pick
>player on his team randoms rubick at the last second
>starts flaming sniper for not going to lane with him
>"I said I wanted jungle, you randomed, it's your fault"
>"ok fine i'll come jungle too lets have fun"
>Rubick calls gg in all chat
>leaves offlane and stands next to sniper the entire laning phase, not hitting unless it's too steal a last hit

I don't get it, honestly. Sure, someone on your team is doing something deliberately stupid and POTENTIALLY game losing, but why be a fucking retard and make the game even MORE boring and MORE game-losing by just afking jungle to steal last hits?

What's the purpose of this ebin mentality

File: shrek when you swamp me.png (55KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 256x144px

PICJK ME ALRDY

>>158924810
no

>>158924810
i have 400 dollars worth of dota shit wanna know who's getting it

>>158924810
why would you need items in the 3k bracket?

File: jebaited.png (149KB, 445x429px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 445x429px

>>158924827

please do

y does reddit like dendi so much?

File: 420 blaze it.png (480KB, 981x1054px) Image search: [Google]

480KB, 981x1054px

check out this DANK and I mean DANK slark build straight from the priority of low

File: CwDZvKlWcAE6FtJ.png (280KB, 709x765px) Image search: [Google]

280KB, 709x765px

hello dotards

>>158924042
>>158924156
>>158924220
>>158924235
>>158924309
vs
>>158924432
>>158924498
>>158924513
>>158924562
>>158924632

who wins?

File: 1457110627328.jpg (43KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 1280x720px

Tiago what do you do with the begged items? Sell them and buy other games?

File: 1462931523289.jpg (14KB, 273x272px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 273x272px

>>158924992
its just like my pubs
bot's got this in the bag

File: 1427700333770.png (337KB, 940x720px) Image search: [Google]

337KB, 940x720px

>>158924858
Why the fuck did you spent so much money on this shit ass broken game, you retard. LOL
It really must suck to be you, loser.

>>158924861
I don't even play this shit anymore. I'd just sell all the crap on the market and buy myself a proper game hehehhe...

>responding to yourself

>>158924992
pitlord ans spectre arent even bad

fuck off

>>158924936

>>158925061
>he couldn't break 3.5k

also, nobody QUITS dota unless they quit video games entirely

>>158925061
>t
because i worked a 6 figure job for 8 years and i have nothing left in my life

no one cares about me
no one wants me alive
i have nothing to show for the life i've lived

>>158925117
literally no one said they were bad

File: 1454460475406.jpg (43KB, 582x741px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 582x741px

>>158924632

Riki, except i'm not sure if he is meta but no one complains anymore when i pick him on my team

Everyone on the enemy team however still get anally ravaged every single time they lose to him and now i get to check the amount of gold they wasted on detection

File: 1461224422550.png (786KB, 859x720px) Image search: [Google]

786KB, 859x720px

>>158925016
Nah dude. I keep'em as mementos of true friendship.
Trust me here, I'm being 100% legit.

>>158925135
Not that it matters though but I'm actually 4k when I stopped giving a shit.
3.5k is on party ranked.

>>158925150
Hold up, I've got a better pasta to answer this.

>>158924992
Kunnka buys Aghs and MEMES the other team into Techie Mines.

>>158924936
i dont know

File: 1453121935081.png (42KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 400x400px

>>158925150
I care...

File: 1375774547755.jpg (595KB, 849x1200px) Image search: [Google]

595KB, 849x1200px

>>158925150
Here you go, my dudenlord:

Stop being a fucking manchild and caring about digital pixels to the point where you actually spend money on them.

Jesus fucking Christ. Instead of saving up to buy a car, or a apartment, or even to go on a really nice vacation you waste your time and your money on crap like this.

You're a fucking loser and Valvo knows this by the book. That's why they literally keep pushing shit out of their ass that will go straight into your mouth, by the spoon.

Just fucking drink a gallon of bleach already and do Darwin's survival of the fittest theory a favor by proving that you are in fact a weaker human when it comes to the gene pool.

Evolution can do very well without fucking shitlords like you.

>>158925225
nigger if you're going to post on 4chan and try to claim that you're a certain skill rating in dota, then you most certainly haven't "quit" the game

there are way more productive uses of your time, but here you are

>>158925225
it wasn't a copy pasta just i live a cliche and useless life that contributes to a system that doesn't give a shit about me

>>158924128
I HATE IT!!

>>158925328
also to add on anime posters are far more useless to this world than a 6 figure job with enough disposable income to spend on dota

File: momiji.jpg (9KB, 243x207px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 243x207px

>>158925150
why don't you just smoke some weed and listen to vaporwave?

and why don't you try getting good at dota?

File: 1472458082802.jpg (491KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

491KB, 600x600px

THE FROG WILL FUCKING BUFF JUGG IM CALLING IT NOW

>>158925472
no he wont

also what is the hardest counter to jugg

when the arcana comes out some faggot will instalock jugg every game

File: 1474774018495.jpg (35KB, 456x456px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 456x456px

>>158925465
you need to kill yourself more than i do

File: jackie_chan.jpg (143KB, 987x1000px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 987x1000px

>>158925150

If you saved money you could use it to start a new life, what you do with your life is your own choice, hopefully you'll find happiness in your choice

>>158925465
flinging insults at others is usually a reflection upon oneself

the bully calls others gay because he himself is insecure about his sexuality

>>158925539
Ursa is good for him, he mauls him to death and can actually kill him during Spin, if he Omnis you just Ult. Or kill him first.

>>158925539

slardar

jug doesnt want to build armor and slars bash and stun are physical

do you think icefrog plays pubs and makes choices from that or does he jsut sit around and watch dota all day to get ideas?

>jungling axe without a stout shield

What did he mean by this?

>>158925719
he's clearly played Dota IMBA

File: 1330338803440.png (357KB, 452x521px) Image search: [Google]

357KB, 452x521px

>>158925579
>>158925628

Nah, I'm pretty fine with my life, dudes.

No complaints here.

Nope, nope.

Though if I had to complain about something it would be that it's getting fucking COLD and I can't go to the beach anymore.

Fuk, man.. I haven't been to the beach in over a month now. Sucks...

how do i get out of 3k mmr.
i recently started playing again and i've been stuck in one place. wat do?
should i just spam a single hero until i'm good at them?
tired of white teenagers playing team captain, but i know i'm no better.

>>158925719
Watches a lot, plays a few games and ask for advice from pros from time to time

Keep in mind lots of decisions are geared towards pub games

>>158925719
icefrog reads /d2g/

File: 1355265489027.png (230KB, 420x323px) Image search: [Google]

230KB, 420x323px

>>158925150
>i have nothing to show for the life i've lived
So what? What the hell do you pretend to do, conquer Jerusalem in a crusade?

Don't be such a faggot, do what the rest of normal people do. Buy a dog or a console, some other new shit that comes out.

Read, exercise, fuck/get fucked by other people, join a dragon ball figurine collection club, etc.

>tfw happiness is the real life mmr

>>158925820

axe's spin at 1 is so shit, if i jungle him i buy talon too.

it helps you if you get trash rng with medium camps too

File: dende.png (242KB, 512x384px) Image search: [Google]

242KB, 512x384px

>>158924936
because pudge is le epic win to 16 year old edge-lords

File: 1445584488455.png (299KB, 720x541px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 720x541px

>>158925885
What the fuck

This guy is actually saying some good shit.

It's pretty rare to find someone here with their priorities straight, man.

Most of you monglords are just plain losers, but yeah, take this dudes advice and fucking get something right in your lives for a change.

>puck offlane

when will this meme end

File: 1430586249921.jpg (35KB, 700x720px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 700x720px

>>158925363
Don't listen to that fuck wit. If you are financially secure take some time I'd and so something with your life. And if Dota is making it worse, consider changing games. I've been in your spot before. Don't let it take over.

File: 1458258315615.jpg (78KB, 597x616px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 597x616px

Wait a second
LGDFY > LGD ?
Explain this dotards

File: 1476377727407.jpg (154KB, 1153x692px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 1153x692px

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

File: Dendi3.jpg (20KB, 250x375px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 250x375px

>>158924936
dendiiii! dendiiii!

File: sleeping-man-desk.jpg (18KB, 350x254px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 350x254px

3 kills at 10 minutes
this is chinese dota, eh?

File: LEWD Maiden.png (361KB, 384x531px) Image search: [Google]

361KB, 384x531px

>>158926148
Yes. Yes it is.

>>158925885
>fuck/get fucked by other people
You make it sound so easy.

>>158926146

have you not seen the magnitude of the LGD chokes? its unreal

>>158924936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv-6cZiTRxI

File: Well done!.jpg (29KB, 465x437px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 465x437px

>>158925150
Please do not give up.

File: Pugna_ult.png (264KB, 474x260px) Image search: [Google]

264KB, 474x260px

Loli Pugna remodel when?

>>158926596
Why are real lesbians never this hot?

>>158926367
m8 if Tiago can get laid on a regular basis so can you

>>158926497
Does he even still movies anymore?

>>158926647
you gotta look for the emo cam-whore couples. get out those tokens.

File: 1449795046209.webm (2MB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 960x540px

>>158926641
;_;

>>158926776
kind of, hes like 62 now so he doesnt do much action stuff anymore though

File: 1477878906165.png (26KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 800x600px

>secret dropped out of dreamleague because of the boston major
>fail to even qualify

File: WHAT.png (1MB, 1904x1072px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1904x1072px

>>158926776

how come melee carries exist in dota but no league?

>>158926854
I want to cut off her skin and view her back muscles working first hand.

>>158927009
No turn rate in League.
Kiting for days is possible; melee carries would be utterly useless versus ranged carries.

File: 241479.jpg (33KB, 225x350px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 225x350px

our guy Sakata shitting on Maybe

>>158927041
huh
I just want to insert my penis inside her

>>158927009
no turn rate and free blink on all heroes

what is the most JoJo hero?
void as DIO is a given

File: 1477509946497.png (334KB, 542x681px) Image search: [Google]

334KB, 542x681px

>>158927169
>>158927103
>no turn rate ranged heroes
>everyone is wisp
how is that even balanced?

>>158927253
Shut the fuck up

File: LoL Worlds 2016 51 minutes 9-4 kills.jpg (146KB, 1024x528px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 1024x528px

>>158927335
>how is that even balanced?
The game is complete shit and all their heroes (or chimps) are basically the same.

>>158927335
it's not, less than half the roster is viable

File: 1421906293034.jpg (110KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 800x450px

What's a good hero in bed?

File: 1475731261324.png (285KB, 398x487px) Image search: [Google]

285KB, 398x487px

>>158927434
>that chat
I'm surprised its not in subscribers only mode at this point

File: 1400553773355.png (331KB, 500x455px) Image search: [Google]

331KB, 500x455px

>>158926002
Great post.

>>158927434
tfw i miss rice dota

File: CM_drooling.png (109KB, 203x266px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 203x266px

>>158927476

File: 1421001761282.png (468KB, 909x722px) Image search: [Google]

468KB, 909x722px

>>158927434
>51 minutes
>13 kills total

Am i reading this wrong or something? are there minigames for the audience or something to fill the void?

>>158927659
>are there minigames for the audience or something to fill the void?
its called Twitch chat

>>158927702
audience in the arena you mongoloid

>>158927659
>LoL has generally the most viewers
>all these people sit around watching 10 people farm and maybe teamfight once every 20 minutes or so

>>158926854
i know this sounds like some boney knees commentary but that bitch is too skinny

girls are a lot more fun to fuck when they aren't all boney and shit. watching her put that on looks like a black bitch sucking a chicken neck bone

does anyone wanna play FTB with me? i haven't played in ages, kind of wanna make an infinity evolved world or somethin'
new curse launcher blows though :<

File: 1477812022240.gif (574KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

574KB, 320x240px

>>158927253
Alchemist

File: 1366385850526[1].gif (966KB, 200x150px) Image search: [Google]

966KB, 200x150px

>hit a 4 man aghs epicenter burrowstrike initiation onto enemy team from inside comfy treeline
>they blow up like the world trade
>enemy axe goes fucking insane calling me a hacker
>adds me after the game to tell me he's "turning me in" and "sending in the replay to valve"

these are literally the moments you play dota for, i did you proud ixmike

>>158927847
the best kind of girl is when her belly button disappears when she bends forward :)

File: 1477873785329.jpg (42KB, 500x773px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 500x773px

>>158927702
>>158927773

I don't even want to imagine how boring the actual game must be

>EU let russian monkeys into the major while NA dutifully eliminated peru and SEA removed pinoy

yuros baka

File: fatal1ty.png (341KB, 467x396px) Image search: [Google]

341KB, 467x396px

There are people who literally play dota and get mad about it after 1 loss despite that being the first game AND their last game of the day for them. While also sometimes they will even play 1 or 2 while swiping their forehead over a hard day's work and patting themselves on the back. I can tell you that people who do enjoy the dumb horrible things that this game brings to them, they play at least three times that much. Low mmr people holding egos way too high over themselves, having to point at others to hide the fact that it's themselves that are to blame for a loss sometimes and are also but most importantly holding themselves back.

Majority people enjoy the "high" of winning in this game and when they don't get it, they get upset and cry. People here give up, sit at fountain, feed the enemy, or even go on about "it's unwinnable, why bother trying?". You should always be looking for ways to WIN the game rather than talking with the person who has given up all hope. But you have to understand another thing, put your shoes in your teammate who is crying and whining while sitting in the fountain, that's YOU act when youre mad and get upset about losing and wasting time typing and aruging. People who really want to win look at themselves on improving to increase their mmr and their gameplay to reach higher because they "just want to play dota".

Everyone knows that this game can have major ups and downs but the only way to get better is to play more games. Resharpening your skills in bot matches for last hits and practicing new and old stuff isn't and shouldn't be frown upon. So if people wont put more time into dota and can't accept those facts about self improvement over everything else, than they are better off just sticking to watching streams with BTS.


it's just a game

>queue for late-night ability draft
>notice the enemy has 7k mmr, 4.7k, and a 4k
>my team only has 4.3k listed on their profile
>haven't ever played ranked, always assumed i was around 3.5k at most
>get absolutely shit abilities (outside of living armor), enemy 7k has nether blast and liquid fire
>he spends the first 10 minutes of the match taking all of our t1s
>get garbage farm and exp for the first half because the enemy is obviously better than us
>through a miracle of nature our tide and treant stop the enemy from instantly taking all of our towers
>after the 1st failed deathball the 7k abandons
>the other players left on enemy team spend the rest of the game throwing themselves at towers just to have the towers heal up to full in a minute thanks to living armor
>win
what the fuck was this game? i'm damn sure the 7k was an account buyer or something, he didn't have a profile picture and his account wasn't set up. i'm still not sure how they didn't wipe the floor with us.

File: hqdefault.jpg (12KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 480x360px

his life got messed up by a autistic weaboo

is there a bigger cuck in the doter scene

>>158928016
>ability draft
there's your answer

File: 1340256801842.jpg (13KB, 275x297px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 275x297px

>1st treasure
>whatever, give me anything but this veno set
>veno set
>2nd treasure
>whatever, give me anything else but this treant set
>treant set

>>158928068

Whoever joins the next Puppey team
Whoever picks up Bulba as a player

>>158928016
its ability draft

prob just fucking around and got bored

>>158928016
>>158928212
abandons in ability draft are still abandons and take away behavior score

you can also gain behavior score in ability draft

but i found its hard because literal 1ks will report you for "blocking" them and taking some ability they wanted (unspoken of course) and these are people who play ONLY ability draft

>>158928301
who cares behavior score does not matter in 6k+ brackets

File: shit stirrer.png (23KB, 930x116px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 930x116px

>>158928068
I mean EE doesn't really matter
NA/EU already knew him as a cunt and unwilling to work with him, his only chance was with SEA and he took it way before the blog
All the EE blog did is reveal exactly how big of a cunt he is and stop people from wondering 5 months from now why secret/puppey are irrelevant, and instead of reddit sucking his dick and wanting him to come back they just wish he'd fuck off sooner

File: kidded for the last time.jpg (106KB, 654x862px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 654x862px

>>158927936
screenshots of ass-ravaged axe?

>>158928345
Which you literally cannot get to with low behavior score since the game will stick you with every intentional feeder it can.

You have to be a nice goodboy and climb MMR and once you get high enough you can do whatever you want.

File: PW7UuMF.png (549KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

549KB, 1024x768px

time to let the depression take over...

>>158928557
shut psg

>>158928557
what the fucks a behavior score

SD is literally the most cancerous support I've ever played gainst

Like, why are toolkits like this even allowed lmao

I'm so fucking done with this game desu...

>>158928645
that's not me

just my acolyte

hey can we get a bot that responds with voice clips on d2g like reddit has, so I can type "You're a fine acolyte!" and then there's automatically a link to it

no wonder chinkmoot is failing get with the times grandpa

>>158928676
dont listen to anything psg says

behavior score is a rating assigned to players based on reports, pings, word filters, and who knows what else. It's used to pair you up with players of the same rating similar to mmr. It doesn't have a huge priority in searching but it does take a role.

to check your behavior score open the console and type developer 1 and then dota_game_account_debug and scroll down to the bottom.

>>158928815
Is ez in the word filter?

I use it ironically all the time but if its lowering my score I will stop.

>>158928890
there is no wordlist related to behavior score

its based on actions but pings are part of those actions. so are unpauses.

>>158928890
no one knows valves word list, but yea it prob is in there

should just type out easy to be safe

>>158928927
No problem with that

Just get iron talon and ward the buttresses

File: sleepingMan_794075c.jpg (17KB, 460x288px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 460x288px

>game 3 of chinese dota

File: Untitled.png (226KB, 992x566px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 992x566px

easiest win of my life

>>158928989
>they'd be so half-assed as to add "ez" and not "easy"

you're fucking stupid kid

the things that contribute to behavior score are known because you can fucking hex edit the executable and see them you dumbfuck

>CoL won
FUCK YOU FUCKING CHOKING PERUVIANS

File: rollin niqqas.png (291KB, 1012x359px) Image search: [Google]

291KB, 1012x359px

Post them

File: IMG_20160922_134824.jpg (56KB, 749x1011px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 749x1011px

Can I cheer for NP even if I hate anime from the bottom of my soul?

>>158927889
OVA star plat is so sick...

File: lina.png (13KB, 937x263px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 937x263px

>see this
>no feet option

What gives?

File: tfw too intelligent++.jpg (25KB, 480x422px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 480x422px

>>158929150
>just casually browsing through hundreds of thousands of lines of assembly code and binary data, and somehow determining that only client-side information contributes to your behavior score

>>158927949

eh

pubs are kinda fun, but its such shit as an esport because vision is so free, everyone has flash and towers are literally a safe space for retards, resulting in games where nobody dies and nothing happens

>>158928085

are you me

>>158929224
why would you even cheer for them in the first place?

ffs not one of them is a white american as well

File: Untitled.png (315KB, 1394x356px) Image search: [Google]

315KB, 1394x356px

>>158929223
I just bet 50 or 100 every time even if I think we will lose.

Somehow still beating my friends who have like 3x the hours

>lifestealer
rage cooldown +2
>sand king
caustic finale debuff duration +2
armor -1
>kunkka
ghost ship damage reduced to 350/425/500
removed rum movement speed bonus
>warlock
fatal bonds damage reduced to 19/21/23/25%
>timber
reactive armor has only 60% chance to activate off of creep attacks
whirling death no longer removes attributes
whirling death now slows for 10% +5% for every 5% missing health for 6 seconds (slow isn't retroactive and stays the same once it's applied)
chakram no longer slows
chakram now reduces main attribute by 3/6/9 when it passes through someone and by 1 every 1 second they stay in the aoe. lasts 4 seconds
>mirana
aghanim's starfall increased to 12 seconds to match regular starfall
sacred arrow no longer instagibs creeps, now deals double damage to them instead
>shadow demon
disruption can no longer make illusions from illusions, instead just destroys them if they are an enemy
>slardar
slithereen crush cooldown increased to 11/10/9/8
>drow
precision aura now has a 900 radius on levels 1, 2 and 3, level 4 is still global
>outdoor dude
base attack time increased to 1.8
astral imprisonment mana cost increased to 125/150/175/200
sanity's eclipse mana cost increased to 250/375/500
units affected by astral imprisonment (including aghanim's ones) now give all of the mana drained to od if his max mana pool is smaller than the mana gained it is increased for 5 seconds to match the mana restored
>slark
essence shift duration changed to 20/40/60/80
dark pact damage increased to 150/210/270/330
dark pact no longer deals half damage to slark, instead now deals a flat 150 pure damage to slark on cast
shadow dance vision delay increased to 2 seconds (casting shadow dance still instantly activates it)
>omni
added a new support item that costs 1850 gold that lets you purge dudes and has good build up and is low cooldown and completely prevents you from being played t. necrolyte
>waternigger
morph replicate cast time increased to 0.5 seconds

>>158929224
cheer for madara

>>158929360
But white Americans are shit at dota anon

>>158929398
>naga
song radius reduced to 700/800/900
>axe
berserker's call now slows axe by 50% because running away is unbecoming of axe
illusions no longer get counter helix
>juggernaut
healing ward now has a 70/100/130/160 bounty
healing ward aura now has the default 0.5 grace period instead of lmao 2 seconds
>ogre
fireblast stun reduced to 0.9/1.1/1.3/1.5
>storm
ball lightning initial mana cost increased to 30+10%
>tinker
missile damage reduced to 115/180/245/310
>arc warden
spark wraith mana cost increased to 80/85/90/95
>faceless void
base damage reduced by 5
time walk cast time increased to 0.4
>invoker
cold snap, tornado, alacrity, forge spirits, meteor mana cost all increased by 25
>riki
movement speed reduced by 5
>dragon lance
has a 500 gold recipe
>raindrop
cooldown increased to 9
now procs after spell based damage block like living armor or refraction
>blight stone
cost increased to 330
>wind lace
cost increased to 270
>wraith band
recipe cost increased to 200
>iron talon
recipe increased to 200
cooldown increased to 17
>ethereal blade
no longer uses an eaglesong, now uses an ultimate orb and a 1100 recipe
stats changed to +20 all stats
>bloodstone
charge gain and heal radius reduced to 900
>diffusal blade
now uses only one blade of alacrity
changed to 3 levels
15/20/25 agility
10/15/20 intelligence
30/40/50 mana burned
melee illusion mana burn 15/20/25
ranged illusions mana burn 10/15/20

hire me icefraud

>>158924816
That's how you treat retarded junglers. I purposely buy sentries and put them in my own jungle just to annoy my junglers.
The game is lost from the get go. I just help make it faster.

>>158929247
>has no idea that you see plain text when you hex edit executables

wow, just wow.

File: 1400712735034.png (107KB, 500x363px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 500x363px

>>158929460
>Ball Lightning manacost to 30+10%
Maddie baddie detected

>>158929460
>ogre nerfs
please no, this is the only hero my retarded brother can play

>>158924816
>someone intentionally ruined your game
>why make the game end faster and also annoy that person

gee i dunno

>>158929150
ez is not the same as easy, ez is more "toxic"

>>158929572
Don't worry I'm not Icefrog. Icefrog never nerfs supports because supports cannot be overpowered.

>gain +25 mmr
>queue for another game
>get a completely unwinnable shitshow

wow nice game guys

File: pepe shart in the mart.jpg (11KB, 224x225px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 224x225px

>>158929528
All the plain text in the world won't tell you that only client-side information contributes to your behavior score, numb nuts.

>Winter's Curse now silences your team for the duration
Does this fix Need2Breed?

>Pudge
-5 movement speed

thank god this cancer fuck

>>158929661
I just fucking hate how the heal is independent of the damage dealt. He still heals if he eats magic immune dudes and does no damage.

>>158929650
>Winters Curse now displays a giant flashing IMMUNE TO DAMAGE in whatever native language each player has set

>play winter wyvern in overthrow
>cast her ult
>it stops damage dealt by other teams too
fucking epic

>tfw eating grandmas leftover stew for breakfast
hows your day going fellow europoors

>>158929725
meanwhile infused raindrops fucking dumpstered DP because you can have max spirit siphon and the heal gets completely blocked even on full duration by 1 raindrop

File: image.jpg (23KB, 344x427px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 344x427px

>All the dogshit teams in Boston
Can't wait to see my boy rtz winning another tourney

>>158929962
>Implying anyone can win against Madara

File: U18Y5KN.jpg (530KB, 1700x944px) Image search: [Google]

530KB, 1700x944px

>Chaos Knight
Reality Rift cannot be cancelled by fog anymore

Phantasm removed

Cavalry:
literally Illuminate but it doesn't have channeling and if it hits you it will apply a - armor debuff that will last for 3/4/5 additional damage 150/250/350 cd is 100/70/60

there fixed

File: 1420004827185.jpg (41KB, 374x374px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 374x374px

>>158930063
>it will apply a - armor debuff that will last for 3/4/5 additional damage 150/250/350 cd is 100/70/60

>>158929398
>>158929460

Non trashcan- edition

>slark
Night vision reduced to 800. 1800 when using Shadow Dance.
Essence shift now returns the stats of affected heroes on death (it already removes the stats from slark on death)

>Timbersaw
Reactive armor gains 3 stacks when attacked by an enemy hero. It no longer gains stacks from any other sources of damage

>Storm Spirit
Static remnant no longer provides flying vision

>dragon lance
Recipe changed to Ring of Aquila + 2 Wraith bands. Stats now reflect these changes

>iron talon
Quell mana cost from 0 to 30

>drow ranger
Deleted from the game.

File: hqdefault.jpg (33KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 480x360px

OUR GUY BULLDOG IS STREAM

>>158930193
static remnant already no longer provides flying vision try to keep up

File: teggies.jpg (33KB, 235x272px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 235x272px

Buff us!

File: super.jpg (58KB, 600x900px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 600x900px

Hey!

what's a good hero

>>158929398
>units affected by astral imprisonment (including aghanim's ones) now give all of the mana drained to od if his max mana pool is smaller than the mana gained it is increased for 5 seconds to match the mana restored
What is the point of aghs on OD right now? Does everyone get hit by the imprisonment damage when they all come out or what?

File: WorstHeroInTheGame.png (80KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 256x144px

>>158930312

Delete worst hero of the game from the game.
Remove remotes and give techies rearm

DONE

>>158930287
It does you baddy. He lost almost all his flying vision on ball lightning a few patches ago.

File: Brewmaster.png (70KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 256x144px

>>158930371
>worst hero in the game
hey!

So what team will Kanishka destroy next?

File: BroodIGotAGameToLose.png (68KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 256x144px

>>158930371
>>158930445

My LOSS streak needs FOOD

>>158930371
>get aegis
>suicide
>rearm
>suicide
lmao 2300 aoe damage

File: cool thinking guy.png (798KB, 1169x916px) Image search: [Google]

798KB, 1169x916px

whats some fun hero to build good in dota 2

>>158930357
it's like siren song that does damage

people diss the fuck out of it and it's not even bad

>>158930371
>techies with rearm
You monster

>>158930063
how about
>Reality Rift applies a 30%-50%/36%-56%/42%-62%/48%-68% slow for 2 seconds
>Phantasm illusions cannot be targeted by enemies, can still be affected by AoE slows, stuns, miss etc
>Phantasm illusions cannot take damage
>Phantasm duration reduced to 30/33/36

hire me icefraud

File: 1403177771045.jpg (18KB, 373x354px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 373x354px

>>158930507
>Physical damage
More like free 800 aoe damage

Holy fuck I forgot gyrocopter even existed

>chaos strike lowered to 1% chance to do 3000% damage

>>158930312
Techies is fine

Its just that 90% of people don't know how to play.

>stay in lane for some early XP
>mine the enemies side of the river to zone them as much as possible
>push towers
>do not put all your remotemines in a big pile in front of the tower and pray the enemy has no detection while pushing

I had a techies player on the enemy team earlier today who I literally never saw for 90% of the game. I saw him at the 2 minute mark and then again when we where taking base and that is all.

He just sat in his jungle planting mines and was level 8 at the 32 minute mark and he never even put a point into stasis trap.

>>158930641

Allow me to translate each line of greentext into non-techies dank memer speak

>Lose at least 1 lane by sapping xp but also being useless
>Be hilariously underleveled for most of the game because of that dank meme minestack you set up. You'll get 1 kill at 15 minutes whil being level 3, awesome!
>Be carried
>Hope the enemy team is literally retarded

>2 duels in 1 teamfight
UMMM
DOTURDS?

>>158930312
>Suicide squad now does half damage to buildings

>>158930312
replace him with bombardier from hon

>>158930727
If you refresher on LC and rubic and have lotus orbs you can do 8 duels in a couple seconds

>>158930312
suicide removed now he can turn a tower into a mine statis or his ult

>>158930770

>hontrash still exist

I thought SingSing was literally the last of that shit species.

>>158930312
remote mines is now an auto attack modifer

>>158930831
moon is literally one of the best players right now

File: 1471787654140.jpg (44KB, 612x380px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 612x380px

>>158930831
?

>Neet alberto barbosa anime posting 400 pound 3k mmr faglord is still posting in this thread projecting his low self-worth on everyone else

I hope a marauding drugged up Somali rapes you're mother (is it rape if the whore enjoys it?), skins your father alive and flails your obese body with a combination of ejaculation and fists as you masturbate your t*rk cock in the corner of your mudhut.

This scenario would at least entertain us, as your sad, pathetic, poor, shitstain of a life will finally bring a net positive gain for humanity.

File: wolfhowl barbarian.webm (2MB, 1000x640px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1000x640px

How do we fix lycan?

Reminder that aside from his ultimate, Beastmaster Boar is literally a better Venomancer

>>158931107
who

File: 1465866672351.jpg (86KB, 500x683px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 500x683px

>>158925150
just because you can't think of someone who cares about you doesn't mean that nobody cares

if you don't like your profession and have a passion for something else pursue it, doesn't matter if everyone else on the planet won't understand, think its not profitable, etc.

don't think that it's too late too pursue other interests after having worked for 8 years in whatever you do. people spend far more time than that for less or no pay for trivial or borderline pathetic reasons. then these same people change their minds and start to pursue what they really want in life and you can do it too.

if you don't have a clue then its ok to take time off and figure out what you really want to do. This can take years or you might already have something or someone in mind.

If nothing else im saying makes any sense to you then there is one universal fact that you can't miss or ignore. When you die the world will keep spinning. There is no way you can leave a mark on this world or have an impact on those around you unless you stay alive long enough to do so.

File: 1305535355885.png (570KB, 704x650px) Image search: [Google]

570KB, 704x650px

>>158931107
Hey...

You seem kinda triggered, my dude.

Like, what's your beef, man?

No need to like, have your underwear into a fundoshi.

Like, take a chill-pill, broseidon.

Make a Mazagran or some shiet, watch a Anime with some babes and stuff.

Live the life, man. Fuck'em dump'em and chillax all day.

>>158931181
He's literally goodLycan now.

>>158931181
>veno hits you with gale + 1 love tap
>you will take 1000 damage over the next 15 seconds
>adds in his ultimate
>you will take 2760 damage

meanwhile:
>Boar hits you for 27 damage per hit and 0 dps

>>158931312
>passion is food
>don't like working as a cook

hmmm

>>158931401
JUST
U
S
T

TP OUT.

File: just tp away lmao.webm (3MB, 1048x800px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1048x800px

>>158931434

>>158930815
ehmmm what about octarine bottled arcane runes and octarine refresher kotl anon hmmmm???

>>158931401
b-but the boar can apply a 40% slow (for 3 seconds) before you claim its 26-38 gold bounty!

Lgd.fy and ig.v won the chinese qualis.

Main LGD team got cucked at the final match, and Burning's iG didn't even make the finals

>>158931619
at least we got xiao8

Why did they only invite 1 (one) American player to the international? How is that fair? They didn't even invite more American players than Macedonian players.

Huge Valve blunder.

what now?
no more esports??

>>158931619
'Main' lgd team was hardly 'main', the other squad has xiao8, yao and super for fucks sake

File: 1443110554400.jpg (427KB, 800x1000px) Image search: [Google]

427KB, 800x1000px

>>158931669
Now you do this, pic. related.

File: 1476856819806.jpg (70KB, 605x586px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 605x586px

and people say Maybe is the sumail miracle w33 of China yet he failed to qualify

A month ago Dendi was asked on stream if he thinks that Miracle is the best player in the world.

His answer was "lets see how he does without the OG boys first"

File: 1381880771055.png (469KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

469KB, 720x720px

>>158931810

I upvoted that Reddit thread as well, my dude.

Good shit.

>>158931793
? how are they wrong? Miracle failed to qualify as well

>>158931793
Well, he's looking the Miracle- of China now... don't know about Suma1l or W33.

>>158931810
literally who cares what that wasted up trashcan thinks

why are there parties on half of my games!!??
REEEEEEEE

File: 1463474347988.jpg (151KB, 1114x1900px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 1114x1900px

>>158931409
eat it or
eat very little and become a critic or
bake (not the same thing as cooking apparently)
or catch the food by hunting deer or rabbits or fishing

>>158931901
reddit apparently

>>158931919
>dopey-looking windranger

>"""""""""teammate""""""""" picks furion
>lose

buff this hero or just remove him from the game im so fucking triggered over retards picking him thinking theyre le ebin ratty ti3 bulldong XD

FUCK

>>158931669
Elimination Mode 2.0

File: boston major quali.jpg (28KB, 670x125px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 670x125px

nice game dotards
how do we fix those heroes?

>>158931790
rude

File: 1477825014069.jpg (406KB, 909x1200px) Image search: [Google]

406KB, 909x1200px

Yongmin Kim·@Febbydota

31st Oct 2016 fromTwitLonger





I respect casters for doing what they do, it's definitely a job that not everyone can do. As I followed this Boston Major Qualis, I noticed way too much negativity towards players in the SEA/China cast. The problem is that the flames I heard were just wrong reasonings/incorrect stuff. x0 000 people are going to think thats right too and thats what annoyed me and encouraged me to write this tweet. @BTSGoDzhis EU cast was perfect no negativity even if players did questionable shit, he would just theorycraft and leave it there instead of saying shit like "I don't know what that guys doing he should have done x or y" the problem with that is most of the he should have done x or y was wrong or the problem wasn't that issue but if casters talk about how they think dota should be played the player in question looks bad/not hard working. I dont wanna say you dont know shit casters you probably do, but most players work 10hours a day 7 days a week to make those decisions in game and they know more shit about dota than you do. Respect players casters dont make casts black and white there are a lot of viewers who listen to you like gods and are misguided most of the times.

>>158932579

Furion isn't even the bottom 10 winrate. Blog when someone picks legion.

File: wr pout.jpg (80KB, 609x622px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 609x622px

>>158932506
delete this

File: images (3).jpg (15KB, 510x288px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 510x288px

now that Miracle is about to get kicked by Liquid is it time for the Bonjwa to come back and lead Miracle to victory?

>>158929398
>>158929460
half of those heroes are not even strong and only invoker, raindrop and illusion memesieging truly deserve nerf
and your invoker nerf will not do anything to man of 4 int gain, he needs forge spirit gold/xp bounty increase

File: 5154104E-1EE7-4443-B72B-AA9218976398-2135-0000011CBE1F05EF_tmp.jpg (30KB, 295x360px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 295x360px

Fluff is CUTE

File: mischief.jpg (341KB, 744x1052px) Image search: [Google]

341KB, 744x1052px

>>158932506

>>158932618
By adding two of them in Captain's Mode, for starters.

>>158932624
Suck my DICK, dude.

>>158925328
>Just fucking drink a gallon of bleach already and do Darwin's survival of the fittest theory a favor by proving that you are in fact a weaker human when it comes to the gene pool.

>Evolution can do very well without fucking shitlords like you.
But evolution is objectively incorrect and disproven by the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics. Law> Theory
>falling for the Big Book of Jewish Lies

>>158933360
ah.. smart kid. You catch on.

>>158933037
>when she hardly misses a mark but is ditzy af in photos

>>158933118
The dream team isn't complete senpai

File: IMG_20161031_174351.jpg (95KB, 960x800px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 960x800px

Wings gonna take this one easily since the best team Team Secret didn't manage to qualify thanks to shitone

how do i get good at the best mode (ability draft)?

File: 1468396764478.jpg (161KB, 500x560px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 500x560px

Only 9 inches?

>>158933171
>In b4 he does Boston Bombing 2: Dota Boogaloo

>>158932618
qop needs less cast time on ult and dagger

>>158933540
1. EG
2. Faceless
3. Wings
4. Newbee
5-6. OG and EHOME
7-8 LGD.FY and AF
9-12 Team NP, MVPP, DC, VP
13-16 COL, iG.V, Execration, WG.Unity

>>158933649

she just needs to be able to deal damage after 10 minutes

Who's the jeb bush of dota?

>>158933678
>1. EG
aren't americans supposed to sleep right now

>>158933786
rtz fangays don't sleep, only meme, but even if I didn't favor EG, my top 4 would still remain the same except shuffled, maybe you can make an argument for EHOME or OG managing to break into 4

>>158933540
Wings lost to IG who didn't even qualify

>inb4 they're just fucking around

File: 1468399784604.gif (3MB, 700x285px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 700x285px

>>158933678
>rtz winning a Major or TI

Ya killin' me anon.

I feel like fiend's grip needs 1 more tick of damage at the end and shouldn't bedispellable

>>158933932

>dark pact purges fiends grip

actually so fucking mad when this happens

REMAKE FOR KUNKKA AGHANIMS:

>No longer pulls enemies / starts at kunkka

>Now makes kunkka's ghost ship be manned by a crew of skeletal ghost pirates.
>While sailing, the ghost pirates fire cannons to port and starboard, aiming at heroes, creeps & towers. Cannonballs deal 100 damage and stun for 1 second in an aoe each
>Upon crashing, 6 skeleton pirates jump ashore. They are uncontrollable frenzied melee units with 500 hp 35 damage and last 30 seconds and attack in the direction of the enemy ancient.
>Ghost pirates have a passive skill: Cursed Immortality
>Upon dying they reincarnate to full HP after 3 seconds. Does not apply to their duration running out

REMAKE FOR OMNIKNIGHT AGHANIMS:

>No longer affects buildings / gives global aoe / increased duration to guardian angel.

>Now gives omniknight a new subskill: Resurrection.
>Active, 100 mana cost, 20 cooldown, 100 cast range
>Whenever an ally dies within 1600 aoe, their bounty is held back and they leave a corpse for 20 seconds. Omniknight can revive them to 100% HP and mana by praying at their corpse as a 5 second channeling spell. Gold/xp is awarded and corpse disappears if duration expires while omni isn't channeling, or that player buys back.

NEW AGHANIMS FOR TERRORBLADE:

>Reflection becomes a passive aura that affects enemy heroes/illusions within 900 range and for 2.5/3.5/4.5/5.5 seconds after they leave the AoE
>Reflection aura is carried by terrorblade's illusions

TWEAK FOR TINKER AGHANIMS:

>Now also improves March of the Machines
>Heroes struck by march are revealed with truesight for 20 seconds

File: maxresdefault (1).jpg (47KB, 1440x1080px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 1440x1080px

>>158933895
what if YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz-UvmTbx8E

>>158934135
OFFICIAL RTZ WINNING THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq0ZPSVYxHU

>>158933118
1. ritsu
2. miracle
3. bulba
4. demon
5. ppd

>>158934079
gimmicky garbage

gimmicky garbage

nice idea but absolutely broken

>a fucking tinker buff


All in all, seek help.

>>158933118
who?

I don''t think miracle eats many bananas...

>>158934458
ritsu and miracle share the same playstyle tho

>>158930479
>Push tower
>Spin out of control
>Build Radiance
>Win game
Its not hard

Holy shit Bulldog is super garbage. I always knew he wasn't the best around, but he is playing like fucking 2k.

What the fuck?

>>158933713

Scream of Pain reduces targets' max hp by 2/4/6/8% for 10 seconds

Sonic wave reduces target's max HP by 5/10/15% for 10 seconds

Stacks with each other

File: 410e52ad897eb280a8a276e5eb517d1e.png (95KB, 204x364px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 204x364px

>Super won the Chink qualis.
How, This guy is awful.

>>158934458
>people with overlapping playstyles in the same team

>>158934764
it's not the mid player from vg / old old dk if that's who you think it is. It's a different guy

>>158934727
every pro will become rusty after he will not play with a team for a while
bulldog also doesn't care much and sometimes he throws intentionally for viewer entertaiment

>>158934079
>march of the machines
honeypot ability
remove it desu,

File: 1477113840802.jpg (19KB, 212x226px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 212x226px

>>158934764
hey Lelouch you didn't answer my question before
do you have a honeylans folder like a waifu folder.

File: 1475609719641.png (195KB, 368x375px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 368x375px

>4chan now has video ads

File: 600px-Miracle_frankfurt_major_2015.jpg (42KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 600x400px

>guys... 40mg isn't working

File: 1409919602128.gif (1MB, 332x344px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 332x344px

>>158934865
Are you sure? JD uses his picture.
http://www.joindota.com/en/edb/player/1925-super

>>158934893
Of course, N0tail is bae.

>>158934079
>kunnka aghs
too good and too gimmicky
>omni aghs
worse than current one
>TB aghs
every-agility-carry-aghs tier, borderline broken, but doesn't help much with his main task of rightclicking people and buildings to death
>tinker aghs
he doesn't need his aghs buffed, it's one of the best currently in game

>>158935134
>going off topic.

>>158935001
>>4chan now has video ads
Will they slip past my Adblock Plus somehow?

lelouch what's your take on liquid

you do realize they're garbage shitters right

>>158934907
i remember moons rant after they got bulba and everyone complained
It was fucking golden

>>158935058
He keeps on picking heroes with low impact e.g Ogre.
Why not pick Lion anymore for PLD? Or pick more bounty/riki/naga for himself?

>>158935091
LoL he's on LFY, i thought you meant the IG.V super

>literally two supers in the same match

nice meme china

>>158935232

Kuroky should apologize to xboct and rtz tho

File: 1474597309410.jpg (61KB, 834x960px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 834x960px

>>158935209
>He thinks d2g has mods

>bulba is the one who gets caught saying they might break it up.
CAN'T MAKE IT UP.

File: 1477698800592.png (358KB, 552x543px) Image search: [Google]

358KB, 552x543px

>miracle chokes
>matumba chokes
>kuro chokes
>mind control chokes
>bulba is bulba

>B-BULBA IS THE REASON WE LOST

yes yes the bulba boogeyman is why your team is hot garbage

>>158934458
replace miracle with MASON THE GOD EMPEROR AND SAVIOR OF DOTA and you have a nice team. idk if it would actually get far but it would be fun to watch

>>158935342

t. manta linkens dusa posters

>>158935308
d2g claimed that image was shopped

File: 1470182429752.jpg (24KB, 620x320px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 620x320px

>MMR is LITERALLY a honeypot metric

really engages those 'rons