>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMNIszCDqx5/
I'm with peru on this one.
Complexity don't deserve to get through with these players
i swear next weekend im not doing this 'dota' shit anymore. gonna play some games on friday and that's it.
Can they kick the ass of the faggot who drafted these mid and safelane players for CoL?
Moo doesn't deserve this suffering.
cancel is fine but I think he's getting bullied by the kikes and possibly choking
Justin tho is a massive shitter. and Moo has a limited hero pool.
>tfw you actually feel sad for your NAbros
no man should have to see his teams lose to peruvians
Post Gustav
honestly how do you win dota?
duoqueue is not enough for these retards
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
uhh Burgers?
We are going to Boston sisters!
>TB free farming
Man, Americans really hate their towers.
>>158898002
>shirtless envy
*shudder*
>>158898224
ONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER
>>158898252
what do you call that body-type?
Ummm hey icefrog?
Where's my invite?
Do you want me to leak your info onto reddit?
>>158898323
'disgusting'
>>158897874
Reminder
S4 is nailing this super hot chick and basically, you're fucking stupid
Who is more NA, NP or Peru?
>>158898323
anime fan
>>158898363
>gustav
>nailing anything
>>158898323
Dotabod
>>158898224
THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS
>>158898182
why do you have a bunch of early game items?
>>158898363
Gustav is gay senpai
I met him once and he slapped my ass
>>158898552
>dotabod
tfw the days of hanni and fitjew are long gone
why even live
>>158898624
I'd let Gustav do me. No homo
Kotaro Hoyama is the Sumail of South America
>tfw Americans are not able to play dota with a console joystick
It's not fair...
>tb dying with sunder off cd
a fucking 4k pub
this game LUL LUL LUL
WHAT THE FUCK
all these teams are fucking throwers
wings are going to destory them
what a bunch of fucking clowns
>you pick your mid a void
>he rushes linkens
good shit
>>158898914
can't tzunder a warlock golem
YESSSSSS KILL THE FILTHY SUBHUMANS
>qualifier ends
>2 months for the actual tournament
Can Valve learn to schedule?
>The best team from a country whose biggest game is dota is losing to a tier 3 cobbled together team of shitcans
so next letter patch is nerfing the shit otu of kunkka and naix right?
who else?
warlock of course since he's getting picked to much, regardless he's losing
another waternigger nerf, right?
Zfreek and cancel are way to good for this team
>>158899010
even then he should have predicted that situation
also nice arrow dodge
>>158898552
I miss Jerax
>/d2g/ unironically thought Peru would take it
Professional pub TB player here.
You don't get Aquila anymore, you go straight for Manta to get it at 17~ mins after Lance.
Because of this the Peruvians will lose.
He also has to go Linkens next, but is likely to go Skadi.
>>158899365
they can still win this
the omni player is just a shitter
>>158899153
wait... which one of those is COL?
the only game where void should get a vlads to help in all those team fights, he doesn't
really makes you think
>one of these two will participate in the Boston Majors
>THE CITY OF ARTOUR BABAEV
What's the dota 2 equivalent of this?
>tfw no rtz strim
why live
>>158899460
Dota probably isnt even in NAs top 10
>>158899585
I guess cancel and zfreek kind of deserve it
the other though..
>>158899439
?
peru relentlessly feeding is more of a deal than TB's itemization
They can still win though with chrono
>>158898182
>juggernaut heal 0
>tinker heal 0
lmao
>dragon lance on legion commander
uhhh, dotards?
>there actually may be a third game after that
>>158899625
6.79
Triggering content do not view
>>158899796
good stats
>>158899796
b-but -1 strength???
>>158899335
We all do
>this is the cancer now populating /d2g/
what do these in-game predictions win me
>>158899796
dragon lance is core on every STR and AGI hero
>>158899796
it's NA, don't ask.
I unironically want peru to win so CoL disbands and swindle can fuck off forever
merlini recommends heart on cuncca
makes no mention of BLINK DAGGER
>tfw playing some custom games just so I don't have to deal with junglers on my team
I'm sorry. I just can't
>>158900071
>tfw no qt big titted norge gf
why even live
>Americans praying to god for a 3rd game
Oh wow
terrorblade might be the only hero that actually looks cool without cosmetic itens.
how did col lose a game to these retards
>>158899931
better than LeL general's literal shitskin discord
>>158900285
where the fuck did TB find 2k hp to sunder off this SD
>>158900182
He's fast!
>>158900342
that made no sense
>>158900182
So this is what happens when you abort during the upload
>peru
lol
what a clown game
GARBAGE itemization on this omni lost the game I guess
and a lot of feeding
>these plays by zfreek and cancel
Why are these 2 on CoL
PERU JUST SHAT THE BED LMAO
>>158900285
Earth Spirit
Ember Spirit
Storm Spirit
Night Stalker
Shadow Shaman
Razor
Timbersaw
Tiny
Sven
Faceless Void
Juggernaut
Luna
Undying
Phoenix
all look fine without cosmetics
>legion won a game
good fucking going america you fucks now she won't get a rework to not be an entirely useless hero
>>158900383
>I don't know how sunder works: the post
neither of these teams deserve to go, invite Secret instead
why is this country so bad at dota?
It MUST be genetic. You cant have so many people playing dota without at least 5 half decent players popping up.
>>158900640
>flushing while still sitting
anon...
>1-1
>>158900640
>Wiping while sitting.
American?
>>158900742
Literally better than Russians.
Step it up burgers.
you wanna win, just one hero to pick hombres
terrorblade
>>158900692
fucking hell I've always thought it was based on flat numbers for some reason
>>158900787
>>158900876
????????
>>158900640
>finish wiping and flush the toilet
>water flies up onto my ass and balls again
NANI?
>this is the best player on complexity
Swindle might still make it to Boston fellas
These peru can't stop feeding.
>>158901051
That's not Waga
>>158901051
USA
USA
USA
>>158900878
There are more people playing Dota on Pitcairn, than their official population.
>>158901051
What's the point, anyway? Either team will get sent home on the first bo3
>>158901208
no way Liquid are disbanding who could have seen this coming :^)
>>158901238
Multiple accounts or tourists visiting
>>158901238
probably just one really autistic guy with mutliple accounts
that or tourists/sailors/military being stationned here
>tfw all these dumb uncivilized niggers are not blessed by the virtuous service a bidet provides
>>158900878
Slavs have cobbled together several tier 1 teams in the past and have won countless relevant lans including a TI with good showings at 4/6 total TIs
Peru has never won a single relevant LAN and their only shot at a tier 2 team died when they were caught match fixing
Theres literally no defending them. Peru is simply a bad dota country
>>158901485
surprisingly good post from an anime poster
Why is warlock being picked? He reminds me of Razor because he gets picked from time to time but he'sbad
>>158901689
I wish I had some pro caster to explain that to me but alas the only thing we have is 3k trashcans thanks to a certain someone
>>158901689
very relevant without items
best slow in the game
one of the best support ults in the game
>>158901208
>>158901616
It was meant to be a roman soldier instead of a qt anime girl, don't know what happened with my brain mate.
>>158901776
>hey zak, maybe if I pick warlock again, it'll work this time
So what do I win for getting all these predictions right? They're pretty ez.
tfw dont have ranked unlocked yet
>>158901880
A date from someone on /d2g/
>this CoL draft
why isn't storm played in the offlane?
fucking hell, this game is gonna be 80 minutes long
>>158902182
what's storm's biggest weakness anon?
>it's literally the "we're both afraid to lose so we'll just draft 10 cores" match episode.
>>158902280
He's implying that he should just iron talon jungle from level 1/
I swear all the NA Qualifier games have the same fucking heroes
The only ones doing something different are NP with the EEnvoker and Sven shenanigans.
SEA is much funner with Pugnas and shit
>have one (1) really good (relatively) core player on your team
>make him play dragon knight
>>158901208
where'd you catch this
>>158902561
check the filename
you're getting memed
icefrog here, hope you're enjoying the games
>>158900640
>he doesn't put TP in the water to prevent it from splashing
are you a literal child
is void the new antimage? He can go MoM treads and still rush a battlefury before 12 minutes, and he has way more survivability in lane with his q. With regen from battlefury he can farm jungle faster than antimage too. Is there literally any reason to pick antimage now?
>Black is going to the major not as a caster this time
>>158902716
buff wraith king and chaos knight you lazy faggot
>PERU
>>158902868
I miss the fuccbois
>>158902868
KALLE :DDD
>they got rid of the HR monitor meme because it made it so obvious when players were on addy since it raises your HR like nuts
holy shit its so obvious now
>>158902737
>tp get wet
>cant go back to base
?
>>158902868
Why are they waving?
>It's an Icefrog adds stupid aghanim upgrades instead of fixing the silencer one patch
>>158903093
hey!
>>158902868
do we get synderen back now?
>>158903058
:DD
>>158903034
Name a hero no one likes to play against more than Viper.
Protip: you can't
>using a DoT skill on Viper
>hitting Viper
>daring to last-hit with Viper in your lane
>everyone complains about Jakiro model and cosmetics but no one cares about Viper - because no one wants to see Viper picked ever
>>158903347
lich
foolish non-human peruvians
>>158903347
Viper doesn't like burst physical, so I just pick Slardar
Also good luck slowing me from my 500 ms
>>158903034
>>158903058
>>158902868
>>158903287
>>158903319
Infamous is actually so fucking bad holy shit
>>158903347
I like playing Viper blademail
>>158903347
Naga desu
fuck absolutely everything about that hero
i'd rather play against a team of 5 vipers than a single carry naga
merlini has a comfy laugh
comfy!
>>158903462
Oh god they were good times
>>158903590
Support Naga is preety fun tough
>>158903613
UH OH SPAGHETTI O'S
>>158903838
how cn ppl say d moon landing wasunt real when this exists????
>>158903613
agreed
>>158903638
Except Era was a massive faggot who was too afraid to play on stage.
>>158903685
not to play against
>it's a you got a pefect initiation but that blue scaly nigger slithers in singing and the whole enemy team tps out episode
why would they 5 man a tier 2 when their naga has 4000 gold saved up
Stupid dotards...
>pick DK
>lose
I've seen this episode before
>>158904032
my thoughts exactly
>>158903915
I don't want to watch either of these teams at Boston
why would you 5 man before the radiance
when you have enough gold to buy the relic
now i finally understand boston major mean
NO EU
>>158904231
Who do you want to watch?
>>158904231
If Complexity goes then we'll get Swindlezz on the panel at least once and he'll be good for a few laughs. I do not want any more Peruvians in the USA.
>>158904362
>x-marking the illusion
ok i'll admit that was rather cheekyif intentional
>peru
lmao
WHAT IS PERU DOING
>peru
just what were they even thiking
dumb peruvians
>>158904864
>GG
what?
HHAHAHAHAHA
CANCEL DOTA
JUST :tp: OUT
this is honestly the worst dota ive ever seen in my life
>cancel
If this was league or starcraft cancle would've dq'd his squad just now
>first match of the night
>take offlane
>teammates in safelane feed slark multiple times before i even get boots
>continue to die one by one because they are always alone
>slark becomes raidboss
>lose
well i guess i'll go to bed early again
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME
5D CHESS
THAT FUCKING STORM SPIRIT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
why do col always make it so hard for people to like them?
both of these teams can throw at any moment it's amazing
>make retarded misplay
>somehow works out
I don't know who I want to lose more.
>play a game of dota today
>it's a "teammates run past barracks and feed enemy team 3000 gold" game
well isn't that just every game of dota i guess
every single game
imagine the asshurt from swindlezz if the GG from earlier invalidates their win
AMERICAN TEAM:
1. chink
2. chink
3. poo
4. poo
5. jew
>play dota
>its actually a good game because I have more mmr than ingame hours
well anons
whats YOUR excuse?
>Casters wondering why COL doesnt sleep into a wombo combo
>Casters dont realize COL is too stupid to do that
>if disruption is targeted on an illusion, it makes copies of the illusion, not the hero
This way the illusions get even weaker when he uses them when seiging high ground.
LMAO
THEY ACTUALLY FOUND A WAY TO FUCK UP THE SONG
>luna just turns around and kills DK
alright then
WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK IS PERU DOING LMAO
>>158905631
>cast song
>moves backwards even though no one has a BKB
????
>DK didn't stun Storm
Did I miss something?
He didn't have a Linkens.
>people think this is worse than Liquid vs VP
>>158905738
>oldfriend baiting for (you)s
anon please
also peru is unironically winning
>Song of Siren
It's Song of /the/ Siren
REEEEEEEE
>no secret
>no liquid
>no alliance
>no na'vi
HOLY FREAKING SH***TT YUROKUCKS !!!!!
>>158905984
delete this
this game determines how much of a cuck the white man is to the superior dota players
>>158905984
madara tho
>>158905984
I'm looking to make the switch from otherassfaggotsto dota.
What do?
>>158906182
install it and play
>>158905984
>>Hillary going to be elected before Boston Major
AMERIKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>158906161
>NahazChamp
>>158903347
Tinker.
Play with or against. He's a pain.
>>158906182
depends, do you like pink girl cock?
>>158906210
kek
good taste tho
>Unhealable
why is Dragon Knight such a bad hero?
merlini hates grant so much i fucking love this cast
>>158906210
>reading comprehension
god damn whites damage control is just pathetic
>>158906336
potentially
can anyone report this luna
>watch a 6k+ game with miracle while waiting for queue
>it ends
>match found
>I'm matched with the jugger from that very game
LMAO
>>158906424
>peru is so stupid that they dont even know when they are being made fun of
>its a 'casters are surprised at a shadow demon in an illu strat with good farm' episode
jesus christ...
that was the least organized teamfight I've ever seen in my life.
god bts is so shit
rip peru
these were 3 fucking clown games
>peru
>>158906403
>hates
BASED R****T BRO SHIBBOLETHING HIMSELF BY BEING AUTISTIC AND NOT RECOGNIZING FRIENDLY BANTER WHILE TRYING TO STILL APPEAR A FELLOW 'LAGIAN BY POSTING /OURREPTILE/
>CoL is going to make it
On one hand, fuck peru
On the other, fuck off CoL youre fucking garbage
>storm zips straight into naga to die
impressive
Not sure if I want coL to die a slow painful death or if I want them to resign shamefully after losing to a tier 3 peruvian team.
>>158906472
>implying im preuvian
>so fucking mad
LITERALLY FUMING
>peru doto
somehow managed to be worse than complexity
>Secret wont go to Boston
>BUT THESE RETARDS WILL
>peruvians are so bad that even complexity beats them
>>158906602
so, do you win no matter the outcome or do you lose no matter the outcome?
Why did joindota die?
>pudge hooks me
>im dead
dotards???
>>158906587
can't tell if mad or just memeing but i approve of this post either way
>>158906210
>Riley Reid
always knew godz was a cuck
>Complexity
>not complex at all, just completely random and unorganized
Peru just got double raxxed at 43 minutes by one of the lowest building damage teams draftable.
>>158906370
>hero gets 12 FREE armour and good STR / AGI gain
>people still build him as a tank without DAMAGE
Baffled ereday.
>>158906701
1 hook and im die
This series is legit in my top 5 worst sets of professional dota ive ever watched
>>158906430
these might help
https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
>>158906720
>DK
>mirana
>lowest building damage teams draftable
>>158906708
really makes me think
>>158906708
>team liquid
>didn't play solid at all
oh wait
>>158906370
Lacks damage. Being durable doesn't mean shit if you deal no damage.
>>158906802
thanks
>shitpost about the game
>end up missing out on said game
such is life on the 'lag...
>peru
>good at dota, ever
what does NP stand for?
>>158906720
>six slotted naga
>6 illus at your tower
yeah that -30% dmg is gonna save your rax anon..
>>158906769
same, and i've been watching since the first TI
>>158906370
>hey i have FREE armor and health regen, this should really help me build as a glass canon carry without actually being glass canon
>wait nah let me build tank LUL
>>158906930
Nobodies Perfect
Well despite my shit drafts
shit plays
shit supporting
shit mid
shit carry
shit teamfights
and shit shotcalling
I'm going to Boston
>>158906930
No Puppey
>>158907036
HOLY SHIT
stupid peruturds
FUCK OFF COL
FUCK
OFF
YOU DON'T DESERVE BOSTON
REEEEE
HOW'D
THAT
EBLADE
WORK
OUT
FOR
YOU
PERUVIAN
NON
HUMAN
BEINGS
>EU is the worst region
-/d2g/
>>158907069
zfreek is decent tho
>6.4k damage void
>12.7k damage storm
i'm glad it's over
>>158906930
Nerubian Penetrator. An old hero from dota that was scrapped.
>our fuccboi going to boston
Why is this continent so unforgivably bad at Dota?
How can Kyle ''Moonface'' Freedman make it to Boston, but our guy Jimmy can't? How is life fair?
>>158907158
Shame he promised his mom he'd only play with his brother
No matter who wins
We already lost
>>158907195
third world shitskins
>>158907103
>mad 'ruvian
lmao
disclaimer: claiming not to be peruvian does not nullify your present status of FUMING so please take this You and get along with your life
>>158906930
never pertinent
>>158907097
nyawhooo
turd :3
>>158907240
thanks i will have a you back
>Peru
>tfw 11 game streak ruined because tinycan't wait 5 minutes for rosh respawn without 1v5ing
>Chink qualifiers next
Who is ready to get /riced/?
>China next
>I haven't been following them at all
Can anyone give me a rundown on what's been happening in the Chinkland Qualifiers? Any well known players still able to qualify?
>>158907232
That applies to indians too but Saahil "UNiVeRsE" Arora is the best position 4 player in the world
China's finals in 1 and a half hours
Teams are iG Vitality, LGD Forever Young and LGD (vanilla)
these draw sections are pretty aight.
>>158907069
thanks for that i'll repost t his when they get FREE last place money
>>158907240
How many penises are in the full version of that picture and where can I find it?
>>158907193
BASED
Who is /our guys/ in the chink qualifiers?
>>158907195
most of these country's water distribution systems still utilise lead piping
dumb thirdie shitskins
>>158907382
position 3* key stuck
>>158907447
no /ourguys/ played in the SEA qualifiers and already made it
>>158907382
'no'
also there's over 1 billion pajeets, there's bound to be 1 good player in there
>>158907337
All i know is
Warlock is really, REALLY popular in China right now.
>>158907535
We have to have guys for each region idiot.
>>158907328
so thats how lanm met his gf
>south americans think they're relevant
>>158907328
based racist japs
>>158907337
LGD Forever Young have Yao, Super and Xiao8 so they're the best choice it you want to root for known players
>>158907546
'yes'
>>158907570
fine then
Our (chinese) guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFEWBm_3yK8
Has Queen of Pain ever won a match since she got nerfed like 4 patches in a row?
>>158907553
>>158907608
thanks
At least you tried Peru!! ^_^
>>158907676
'no'
>>158907768
kys anigger
>one more day to witness singsing crying on stream to his dwindling 6k viewers
>>158907447
Got eliminated
woh, who is this boner toner?
>>158907727
I wonder if he'll play skyrim this time xD
>>158907713
>still no BAT or agi gain buff on qop
reeeee
>>158907727
One more day untilAdelaide?
>>158907792
'yea'
>>158907289fite me
wtf its an hour and half till next qualifiers....
i can't wait that long doturds!!!
>>158907382
He's a first world shitskin from Wisconsin
>>158907918
'no'
fuck off pajeet
>>158907546
>over 1 billion Sams in the world
>not a single good player
really makes you think
>>158907843
Templar Assassin
seriously though, who is this grill?
>>158907792
I'sorry bro but yeah
>d2g
>>158907827
sauce
the girl on stream right now is my wife do not masturbate to her
>When you have to spend all game peacebrokering between throwing, flaming retards who have bitchfits over anything and everything to win
I think I'm the only adult person in DOTA2 sometimes.
Would you start banging in own goals and pass the opponents if u had a bad hockey match? I wouldn't. Do your best, finish the damn game and forget about it.
But then I remember that 90% of all dota players are anime-watching bullying victims who deserved it, who've never played sports or got beaten up enough.
>>158908152
>d2g
>>158908205
then i'll have to masturbate to you
>>158908126
Not fwosh
>>158908059
Im willing to bet money that im whiter than you
'yea'
>>158907447
got you senpai
>>158907553
its been meta in all the qualifiers mate
I am a newer player and my friends tell me that all the heroes I like are pretty dog shit. For example, I like Treant and lich.
Mty friends tell me that treant is hot garbage right now. I like playing him however and sometimes I do notice his glaring weaknesses. Like how do I get aggressive with him?
Or maybe you play him defensively? As a support? Any ideas?
>>158908307
>blink in with perfect vision
>press R
easily impressed doturd
>>158908205
Too late.
>>158908396
you basically have to try an undying and go aggressive trilane
>>158908396
I want to help you but I don't have the energy to do so right now.
Ignore your friends. You're playing support yet they're incapable of carrying you. They suck ass.
>>158908396
your friend is garbage at the game
treant is fine
IG.V and LGD.FV
got one super on each side
who is our guy?
>>158908630
LGD.FV
These art segments are cool. Excellent advertising idea, really.
>>158908396
Treant IS a shitty hero but that doesn't matter in the slightest at your level of play
>>158908361
>this ayylmao cucked Sylar into leaving VG
ok i guess Sylar's an autist but how the fuck is some chink with no chin supposed to be attractive
>>158908274
>hockey
Who even plays that lol
>>158907926
*fights with 0 damage*
hek hek hek
stupid turd
>>158907768
hello qt bb ^^ sugeh -_^
>>158908440
miring that jaw game
>>158908307
Why didnt they go out when they knew they had been spotted...
>>158908817
C-Canadians
>>158908307
ready for the DUNK
IN FROM UNIVERSE
IT'S A DISASTAH
CDEC
is that the most memorable and based 5 seconds of casting in dota history?
>>158908817
white people
my condolences to whoever is in the high 4k / low 5k bracket
my smurf is there and it's actually the worst shit in the world
these games aren't even dota
>>158908945
sure if you started watching dota last year
>>158908856
they had zero vision, they didnt know if it was a ult sent to check rosh or an initiation.
Also they had less than 2 seconds of warning. The 3-400 distance they would be able to move wouldnt help whatsoever given their only exit was walking towards EG
>>158908945
TI3 final game was more hype because the base race was over a longer period of time and had a huge story leading up to it
>>158908945
THEY'RE GONNA GET WIPED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH APART FROM AGGRESIFF
>>158908945
sure ti5 baby
whatever you say
Welcome 2 dota 2 I will be ur teammate tonight
enjoy your game!!!!!!!
>TI won by the west
>most memorable, hype cast moments
>TI won by the east
>people literally forget they even happened
>>158909490
carry abaddon?
>>158909021
i assure you 2k/3k is literally a million times worse
>random melee str hero
>team picks 3 more melee str heroes and slark
>enemy team picks dazzle and lifestealer
>they all take turns blaming each other and me for us not being able to win a single fight
>>158908307
>team makes a 2k mistake in the highest tier 1 tournament
>people still consider this a 'huge play'
I will never understand.
Is there a dota version of this comic?
If not somebody should make one
>>158909535
the only fun chink team to follow was DK prove me wrong
>>158909535
>butthurt americans try to forget the times they lose
I remember TI6 very well considering it probably was the best dota team I've ever seen
I remember TI4 as well as the shittiest dota I've ever seen being easily countered by Newbee right after the MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE faggotry of said butthurt americans
also webm related
>>158908396
They are situational support heroes, but by no means bad. Your friends most likely not better or more knowledgeable than you.
Beginner-friendly support heroes who are never bad against any lineup and don't require much game knowledge/planning:
>Lion
>Ogre Magi
Lion: Just buy Blink Dagger first item after tranquil/arcane boots always.
Ogre Magi: Arcane boots and whatever u want, Force Staff/Eul Scepter/Aether Lens.
If the enemy picks many melee heroes Lich is never a bad choice. Good luck.
>>158909535
it's only fun when its na vs eu
nobody cares about chinks, let alone a bunch of random no name ones
>>158909651
did you not see wings or ehome at ti6
they were based af in their play and iceiceice on carry was amazing
>>158909651
make that any team with iceiceice or slanm in it
is he right?
>>158909782
oh man, even the throne blowing up animation used to be better. how did we let valve trash this game so hard?
>>158909651
C9 was the best chink team
leave Wings to me
>>158909854
I like Wings just because they were carried by a fucker named SHADOW
>>158909952
post THAT Purge Bernie picture
>>158909952
I don't remember kevin "I shouldn't have missed that last hit" godec being a finance analyst
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5a8bnu/liquid_might_be_disbanding_bulba_caught_talking/
his next target is NP
for once I say let him do it
>>158909952
absolutely
t. economypro
When will bloodstone be removed so that awful players can't just feed early, get memeback gold, and then invalidate how shit they played for 30 minutes with just a bloodstone?
>>158909952
Godec isn't #WithHer I hope
How do we buff the king of moss beards?
>>158910143
>nerfing badsoulring
l m a o
>>158909952
Is Purge our guy?
>>158910178
lower the attack speed loss that he gains with every level of grow
raise his int gain ever so slightly
>>158909952
always love seeing retarded poor neets like Purge talking as if the dollar or the economy has any fucking effect on them LOL
He's also obviously totally delusional
>>158910265
yes
>>158910063
I'm gonna donate to Bernie so he can demolish my school loans instead of me paying it
>>158910093
>once an mmr assassin now evolved into a team killer
Gentleman, how do we stop this man? He won't quit till there is nothing but tier 3 teams left.
>>158910178
he doesnt need a buff
you just dont rice him. he should be played as a super greedy pos4 transitioning into a carry
t.80% wr tony player
>EE goes to majors
>Puppey doesn't
>>158909952
>Bernout
>talking about economics
>trump will lose and stupid /pol/tards will cry like little babies
>we will have first road sits to witness it and laugh at them
>>158909952
>Trump scares investors
>cause he's unpredictable and will hurt relationships.
Yeah.. That's why... Thanks for correcting the record Kevin.
>>158910178
My problem with Tiny is that he can't fucking farm at all.
The most snowball-reliant carry of all, then he drops off super hard late.
>>158909994
what about uni?
>>158910387
>Donating money to a rich guy.
Are people really that retarded? It's nearly as bad as donating money to someone like Soe so she can be a gamer gurl full time.
>>158910431
>>158910330
>>158910265
>>158910175
>>158910105
>>158910081
>>158910063
>>158910513
>all these triggered trump kids that cant answer a simple yes/no question
Thanks for correcting the record guys
>>158910504
Stupid phoney...
>>158910646
use it wisely you little whore
>>158910574
liberals like to pretend that the people they worship aren't rich
>>158910646
>1 fun dollar has been deposited into your account. You have 841 fun dollars. You require 9159 more in order to claim your gift certificate of 10$ to Starbucks. Thanks for correcting the record
>misery is bad
- le gulag
>He's unpredictable and will hurt relationships
Hold on guys I think Purge knows enough about this subject to talk about it
LUL
>>158910574
Bernie isn't rich, he's actually poor as shit. He doesnt even make six figures at his job
>>158910063
Where did Purge go wrong
>>158908396
>maybe you play treant as a support?? dunno guys pls help
>>158910896
Chao P STREAM?
>>158910896
How did they get away with it?
>>158910896
OY VEY IS THAT COMPONENT FOR MY AGH'S ON THE GROUND?
>>158910979that's zai
>>158910574
>donating money to someone like Soe
Which is worse, that or having 300+ pics of Soeor Sheever
>>158911070
i know i didnt know he was streaming
>>158910896
>>158910995
Why is Rooftrellen's nose so big?Because CO2 is free
>>158910995
lads
https://www.reddit.com/r/JavDownloadCenter/comments/592ut6/anri_okita_megapack/
lads
>>158911258
>>158911258
I wish they posted more hardcore stuff on there
>>158911258
>Lewd stuff.
Stop this!
>>158911258
Interesting
>>158911258
>2 and a half hours to download 1 part
mother of god
>>158910896
This is a really nice loading screen
>>158911258
bruh
>>158911258
does that reddit sub or whatever they call it have those weird jap porns like for example time stop, 2 people literally just bump to each other-they fall over and immediately have sex
>>158911258
>Image 38
>THAT FUCKING POOL
>Secret is eliminated
>Liquid is eliminated
>Alliance is eliminated
>Fnatic is eliminated
>AF is going
>VP is going
>NP is going
>Faceless is going
>Complexity is going
Holy shit, this is going to be the best tournament in ages.
>>158911258
why would anyone waste time downloading this shit
japs are so fucking bad at porn who the fuck thinks a woman screeching like a monkey for 60mins is a turn on
>>158912787
but anri is british
>>158912787
leave
and they said no pros visit 4chins
>>158912787
>normies
>>158912545
I haven't followed Dota in ages, who is worth following right now? I'm Canadian if that matters.
>>158911258
>watching 3d porn
>>158911258
>no anal
dropped
Sheever :>
>>158913163
VP
Faceless
AF for the memes
NP to see the EE """"""""""""""""""""""""plays""""""""""""""""""""""""
OG should be alright
>>158913163
Just watch the Major and forget the rest.
Also the game is still utter shit so no point in playing it either.
>>158913119
naw mate you just have shit fucking taste, I've watched about 80hours of jav and most of it is just complete shit. Only two or three of them really caught my interest because of the humorous plot otherwise its the same trash
>>158913163
Vp
AF
EG
Faceless
That's it
>>158913163
>>158913081
redditors steal our memes
>>158913163
Faceless for the classic Black + iceiceice combo.
NP has eternal envy for your Canadian side.
Ad Finum is the classic anime plotline of friendship winning out in the end.
Complexity is a meme team who is guaranteed 16th place in Boston.
is doctor strange worth watching
i'm like 23 min in and feeling bored
>tfw cant even win pub games
Roast me/Judge me
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/13318314
>>158913312
>OG should be alright
with choke4 and h0neylans?
>>158913419
you've watched 80 hours of what you think is garbage?
>Techies released
>absolute cancerous garbage
>everyone plays him
>Oracle released
>(initially) absolute cancerous garbage
>everyone plays him
>Underlord released
>actually a decent pos3 hero
>community already forgot he exists
>>158913614
>using dotabuff
>>158913618
note i didn't even say good
>>158913471
im pretty sure COL still better than that invited pinoy team
>>158913256
>he likes anal
are you gay? that's literally the worse fetish tied with foot fags and vore
>>158913757
>he's not gay
um, dotards?
>>158913614
as long as you try your best every game thats all that matters anon
>>158910574
Please don't disparage my waifu. She is not a gamer gurl.
>>158913630
yea, porn is porn but at least now I have the knowledge to avoid javs
>>158913939
thank you dude
>>158913656
whats wrong with it? is there a better site
>>158914072
yes it's even indicated in the OP
>>158913757
>not wanting to fuck a qt girl in the ass as her pussy leaks and quivers in anticipation
fucking faggot
>>158913639
good. hes for my free mmr only
>>158913757
>worse fetish
It's not a fetish
>>158914317
>not wanting to fuck a qt girl in the ass as her cock leaks and quivers in anticipation
fucking faggot
this is some chao p dota right here lmao
>>158914590
>ywn massage a qt girl's prostate
>>158914072
yasp/opendota track your stats for free
>>158914476
>>158914476
i want luna to shit on my face
>tfw sorta wanna go and fap
>but games are on in 5 minutes
>but its chinese dota
>but its forever young
>but its chinese dota
>>158909797
>320x258
disgusting
>>158914718
alright well heres the yasp
https://www.opendota.com/players/13318314/pros
i guess i played a game with ritsu a few days ago but im not sure what happened there because he didnt do so great
>>158911258
>>158913287
sheever porn megapack when?
>>158914476
nigga if you like fucking chicks up the arse so much you may as well be fucking dudes too
liking a nice ass is one thing but needing to stick your dick up there for any other purpose than asserting dominance here and there is pure fucking unadulterated faggotry
>>158914806
are there any tall blondes that look like sheever? I need a quick fap.
>>158914753
not every session has to be a 10 hour edging marathon, 5 minutes is more than enough for a quick fap
>>158914952
puma swede?
>no tranquils riki meanders to my mid where i'm dominating pudge and feeds him 2 kills in a row under his tower
>"lag"
>pudge goes on to go 20-2
awesome game love this game
>>158915093
>posting slacks
why do you do this to me
>>158914898
Nigger, I don't want to stick my dick up any ass but anal is not a fetish which you just said is. Also, I'm not the same anon that you replied to.
>>158914952
nah once pornstars start to look as old and beat up as sheever they stop getting work
>Lumi started casting again out of the blue like a couple of weeks ago
did he run out of money?
>if someone abandons and their team wins they lose the same mmr as the enemy team loses and the the mmr they would have gained is split evenly between the remaining team mates
discuss
>>158910178
>nerf raindrops
>nerf wind lace
fixed
pup
>>158912928
no.
>there's a super on each side
>>158915741
Did he have any money to begin with?
>>158915198
look at sheever she is bouncing like she is on top of a dick
>>158911113
Depends if they are pre haircut or post haircut Soe
This will be your carry tonight
>>158916112
good point LD probably paid him in mcdonalds
Haven't played dota in half a year.
Head valve's been fucking things up.
What have they done and what console commands undo it?
>>158916730
Just stay away from the game, retard.
this xiao8 build is so stupid
i haven't seen this shit since 2012
>>158916353
>>158916368
>>158916831
You're prolly right. but a good game of dota sounded good today.
>It's a /d2g/ talks about lewd stuff episode
Why is she standing so close to Envy?
>>158916951
talk about this kid *posts blitz*
>>158915556
sheever is prettier than this girl who just isnt pretty at all. just plain as fuck
>>158916353
>>158916983
>>158914952
she's not a blonde, but there's kitty jane
now that I think about it, she doesn't look anything like sheever
she is tall though
>>158916983
who the fuck is the guy between EE and MSS?
MSS's dad?
>>158916983
That Tidehunter sweater is super comfy
>>158916983
she'shis 3D gf
>>158911465
are they supposed to be elves?
>>158917127
nrootn, their social media manager
>>158916983
>EE wearing flipflops
>>158917075
she sucks his smelly 5inch anime cock everyday while he plays dota, think about that for a second
>>158916983
Jesus... Americans dress terribly.
>el presidente get cucked by his vice president
what went wrong?
>>158917239
Those are Canadians
>>158917275
u know wot tea bun
>Swindlez
>can't play mid
>can't play offlane
>can't play support
dotards?
>>158916983
cuz she's his gf?
>>158917280
Same shit mate.
>>158917275
coup d'etat
>>158917383
Yes?
>>158917207
EE always wear flip flops
I swear he was wearing flip fops at TI6
>>158917239
>3 shitskins and 2 chinks
>>>Americans
>went to a halloween party and ate alot of food
>can't stop farting
>open window, turn on ceiling fan
>smell still lingers
>super distracting while watching esports
Also add xiao8 to the list of dota """"gods"""" that won't make it to Boston.
>>158916983
isn't EE way too tall for a chink
>>158917748
hes Canadian
>>158917785
kill yourself
>>158917537
Yeah, but isn't it cold where he is? EE never dresses well so I guess I'm not surprised.
>>158917701
apologize
>>158917748
northern chinese tend to be reasonably tall
>boost a 3k account
>all kinds of shenanigans happen
PSG was right, there's a conspiracy in the 3k bracket!
>>158917953
people who live where its always cold tend to be fine with cold weather in other areas.
>>158917409
whos mom is that
>>158918598
my neighbour
Rate my Treant set my dudes
>>158918598
thicc
bulba's mom i think, probably banged her along with dendi's and rtz's
>>158918793
>bulba's mom
no wonder everyone wants bulba on their team
>dagon rush pugna
>9 minute raw blink enigma
>nobody ends the game with enemy throne at 450 hp
>enigma splitpushing alone and dying
>pugna waddling around trying to dagon and dying
i haven't had a game like this since warcraft
what happened
what's wrong with people
>>158915427
nor am i the one who said that shit
ayy lmao
>win 5 games in a row
>have 5 horrible games with lane stealers, bad pickers, bad manner players, abandoners, just complete lack of skill players etc
wow it's almost like there is some system at work
>>158918892
Playing during esports is where you fucked upI just played a game during esports too, surprise surprise it was full of shitters, guess I'll never learn
>>158916983
>sweaty Chinese sex in EE's own room at the team house
>Theeban and his GF sweaty sex on their own condo
>MSS, SVG, and Aui are all left to marathon anime while they hear the grunts of EE
How the fuck do you stop carries. Please tell me what I can do? I understand that the later it goes the better they get.. but how do you prevent a game from going late? There are so many mechanics in place that make it so games can't end early. Tier 1 towers giving a fort and what not.
How do you stop carries? I feel like they are just playing their own game and we are playing by their rules.
What hero can control carries and beat them into submission early? What the hell is stopping carries from just buying a talon if their lane sucks and just jungling?
>all that matters is my lane
why are 5k players so retarded?
>>158918892
>i haven't had a game like this since warcraft
?
you just described literally every game of dota 2
>THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DONT BUILD TRANQUILS / GREAVES ON ABADDON
WHAT IS THIS MEMERY
>>158919057
you cant prevent games from going late in this patch
its why this patch is utter complete garbage and you should just stop playing dota until the next one
>>158919057
>but how do you prevent a game from going late?
It can't really be done in under 6k MMR. You just have to accept that 90% of the time, no matter how one-sided the enemy team is stomping your ass (or vice versa), it's basically going to come down to 60 minutes of mental retardation and then whoever has better late game team composition wins.
>>158919191
>>158919057
How to win the retard phase of the game (aka 30+ mins games)
1. Pick a hero with high burst damage (i.e. Sand King, Zeus, PA, Lion, Puck, etc.)
2. Gank the shit out of their carries and piss them off by putting sentries in their jungle/ancient camps
3. Once the supports are on their way to deward, gank them
4. Watch as the enemy team crumbles because they're blaming each other
This is how I usually win my games. I spam SK and harass the shit out of their safelane to tilt him then once I get Arcane's + Blink I roam into other lanes to piss off their carries. If the enemies are responsive, I farm jungle/lanes first until I get a Veil so I can nuke down the supports before/during teamfights.
>>158919057
Maybe because in TI4 everyone (read: leddit and devforums) got utterly butthurt at the memeball/memepush meta ending games at 20min that icefraud added t1 fort, memeback mechanics and rebalanced gold to stall out games
>>158919101
Here you go, dudenstein, or future reference take this advice and you'll get the idea of how to build a position 2 CARRY Abaddon:
Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.
Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.
Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.
After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.
If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.
Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.
If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.
>>158919594
>everyone (read: leddit and devforums)
and everyone on here you retarded hipster
to save our mother earth from any alien attack
So I just played and won a game with bone7 in ranked. I wonder if kaipi will have me finally now, im the rubick
Is Secret done?
>>158920149
>>158920149
yes
>>158920149
wow, whos the qt mate?
>>158920149
They're totally done.
>>158920196
>c-can i just have my money back
>DONT FUCKING TALK TTOM E FIGHT ME
>>158918721
nice me may
>>158920297
what is this chinese meta, why is there a chen pick
>>158920265
my waifu, don't save her
>>158920417
where did you get this pic of my wife from????
>>158920417
wats wrong with chen
>It's October 31st
>Last day of Fall
Where is this new hero? We were promised him Fall, 2016.
>>158920546
shut up and buy another hat
>>158920546
Stop being entitled fuccboi.
>>158920546
In Murrica, Fall last until December.
>>158920546
Fall lasts until the winter solstice
That means late December
List of hero's getting massive nerfs next patch just from their pickrate/performance during this qualifiers:
>Naix
>Sand King
>Kunkka
>Warlock
Who else is guaranteed death, doturds?
>>158921027
u forget timbersaw and OD tat most imbalance W
>>158921027
my neighbor
>>158921220
>>158921027
>no timber
>no mirana
>no sd
>no slardar
>no drow
>no od
>no omni
>>158921362
thats why I asked for your help dotard!
>>158921362
leave omnii-chan alone
>be ig.v
>forget to draft earlygame damage
>>158911258
Where do people download JAVs? Can't find a reliable magnet link for shit.
What is this "fall" thing you guys are talking about?
Do you mean autumn?
>>158920059
>KP.
>>158921568
Yeah, Ameritards mean Autumn.
>>158921449
>nerf omni
wat is diffusal blade
Why does the dota 2 wiki list the amount of legs a hero has?
Why was draskyl and co discussing the amount of legs on weaver and sk before?
Is icefraud/bruno trying to bring back the leg meme?
>xiao8
>buyback to kill his own carry
doto legend right there
>>158921669
Revivalism.
This game lives off of past glorified events to mask the fact that it's current utter shit at the moment.
>>158921421
well i hope i helped because i'm sure i forgot a bunch more
How does DK not have a perma-dragon aghs buff?
Why warlock would ever get a nerf. Games showed he is a piece of shit fucking hero
>>158922031
might be too good desu
whatever, as if icefraud knwos how to blance
>>158922078
hasn't stopped icefraud before from nerfing hero's based on pickrate alone
if pros meme it hard enough, it gets nerfed, end of discussion
>>158922115
could make it like WW aghs buff or something
>>158922194
prolly cheaper in mana though
>>158922078
>1 patch later
>OMFG WARLOCK UPHEAVAL SO OP PLOX NRF
>>158903347
Huskar.
Fuck tou and your venom. I get more attack speed, so who needs life anyway?
can LGD just end this shit already
i want go to bed
>these icepaths
VAC
wew yao hasn't played that good in years
>yao
>xiao8
>Start to take my behavior score more seriously
>Become a slut for commends, always saying swap commend and please commend after every match
What the fuck dotards
Apologize
hello?
>>158923657
Hey man hows it going
>>158923584
only if you stop being an emotional mess during TIs
>>158923584
s-sorry
>>158923695
Can I join the fun
>>158923834
just wait until zai shows everyone how it's done.
>want to meme
>image limit
DOTURDS
>>158923973
>>158923973
>>158923973
>>158923973
suicide edition memegrate
>>158924008
>135 PosTS EARLY
>>158923834
Wk is strong thou.
>grind mmr from 3.5k to 4.5k
>games are just as garbage
when does this game become fun
>>158903034
>>158903319
>>158903462
>>158903638
>TFW these guys were probably talented and good looking enough to be a rock band
instead they played video games and disbanded each member to never be seen in dota again
feelsfuckingbadman.png
>>158906370
>Breath fire
deals ignorable damage up until late game where most heroes will have too much health or magic mitigation to matter, debuff is good but won't compensate for the fact that the hero has no significant bonuses to his own damage so will always lose fights against real carries (agility heroes)
>Dragon tail
actually a good spell (no projectile = instant) against other melee heroes, terrible against ranged heroes without ultimate active. no real way of using this in fights outside of an active ult. Damage is negligible at all points of the game but duration scales nicely. The fact that this deals magic damage means almost absolutely everything DK does is negated by magic mitigation. This should deal physical damage instead, but it probably shouldnt pierce magic immunity (similar to echo stomp).
>dragon blood
worst passive in the game not even close. literally ring of regen and a chain mail. provides no magic mitigation so the hero is forced to buy bkb at some point in the game. doesn't provide enough armor or regen to compensate for this fact either. doesn't actually make the hero tanky such as bristleback or tidehunter who have good passives and are also not required to buy bkb. realistically the hero ends up buying the same armor items that he would even without dragons blood, such as AC or shivas.
Needs a significant amount of skill points to even break even in terms of value but that means not skilling up your good spells (dragon tail and dragon form)
>dragon form
good, in fact its probably great. the ultimate defines the hero, so much that the hero is really nothing without it unfortunately. the later the game goes the more DK needs dragon form. late game the hero is dependant on the ultimate, DK can't ult= DK cant fight. The cooldown is 120 seconds so DK has to save this for an important fight and ulting at an inopportune time can be game losing. Not ideal for carrying aegis because no good time to ult while carrying it
>4chan now has video ads
>>158908295
>singsing boned that
wew lads...