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WATCHING ESPORTS edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
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What went wrong?
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>>158834856
He builds Manta and prays the Crit gives armor reduction.
The problem is that in Pro games, he just gets stunned if he Rifts, so he gets kited.
Also the enemy team managed to get a non shift draft, so he is essentially completely counterpicked unless he Ults for Towers, which he has failed to do.

On the top of that, enemy team has counter itemized.
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>the rocks die in about 5 hits
why does this hero exist again
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>Pick CK
>be more useless than a GIVE ME ALL THE FARM Tinker
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Roaming support CK is the best CK
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CK had a game to lose the moment he got picked.
Meracle is probably in tears as he plays this shitty sack of shit that can't farm.
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is CK the most useless carry you can pick?
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>>158835038
He didn't do radiance so his got no idea what to do its been so long.
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Is Mineski literally physically incapable of playing a game that goes under an hour?
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>>158834981
I'm with this dude.
There is games where you just go Maelstrom Rush, and even just with like 5-6 levels and 2 points in Mana shield you have the HP of a hero with more than 2k health.
Pubs just need to stop itemizing really badly.
You can't win anything if you deal no damage.

>>158835038
He did have a good earlygame. But when they was top, they failed to just let the Illusions attack the tower, then got cleaned up one by one.
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>No damage medusa wins another game
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How to fix CK.

>Rift brings CK illusions with it no matter where they are.
>CK illusions do not expire, they must be killed.
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>>158835038
medusa's ult counters the shit out of him
if mineski were smart enough to force medusa to waste her ult or just to ban her, CK would've raped WG
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mineski more like mineskshit amirite???????????????????????
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How it feels to be Mineski right now?
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Oh hey Mineski couldn't qualify for something important didn't see that coming
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>tfw no Sheever GF
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It's fucking bullshit that the losing team from UB has to play immediately after the ub games.
They should have played the UB finals yesterday.
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>>158835226
I doubt anyone wants to be his GF
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Rubberbanding is literally what made Singsing quit the game.

He stated multiple times when trying out LoL, Hots and even Strife: "shieeeeet, can't play this game, FUK MAN you can't snowball here, it's so boring".

On top of meta's farming cores he simply couldn't find his place in this game.

His favorite position was playmaking mid, he loved Rhasta mid and other various int heroes. Since Valvo fucked the game over and this went away from these picks, Sing could never adjust. He tried carries, offlanes, meta mids, but was never successful, because he didn't enjoyed that gameplay.

Hope all you shitlord rubberband defenders are happy, because you ruined this game.

This "increased accessibility" killed what made DOTA a real man's game and now all that's left is a hero farming simulator, as in a fucking LoL clone where Leddit literally dictates the balance and every shitstain loser is pandered by the spoon.
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>literally had a better chance of winning if Riki got all of CK's farm
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is it

der dota

or

die dota?
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What went wrong?
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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
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>Liquid vs Ad Finem 1h 29m
this is hard do tpredict
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>>158835271
it's

ded game
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>>158835157
This wasn't "no damage" this was "Medusa gets initated on, throws a 50% slow that lasts for ages, and Lifestealer no longer get kited as a result"
And it kept getting worse for every item she got, because it turns out Skadi is a fair and balanced item.
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>Comfy Dota Semi-NEET hangout stream that watches competitive Dota with obnoxious anime music.
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>>158835308

I dont know what you're talking about

dota has AT LEAST 5 years left
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>>158835269
this
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>>158835273
>ck did less hero damage than riki/batrider/TA
>CK farms heroes not creeps


Uhhhhh???????
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>>158835307
no?

Ad Finem choke every finals, Liquid 2-0 shit stomp.
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is the guy in the middle a manlet?
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>>158835349
dota has always been a ded gaem newfriend
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>>158835343
You keep posting this shit but never the stream link.
How the fuck am I supposed to find you?
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>>158835371
meth stunts your growth
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>>158835271
Isn't it Der Doter?
Die Dota?

T. can't speak German fag

>>158835273
>Dusa gets Skadi
>TA refraction dies to illusions and gets kited
>Chaos Knight can't move and gets kited
>Batrider gets... kited
>Golem dies past 20 minutes because kiting + free aoe damage and Lifestealer
>Riki gets kited
And Lifestealer had the game of his life, because he didn't need to build a Basher, so he could get Mjollnir instead.
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dota creator: Abdul Ismail
lol creator: Steve Feak

why is dota better than lol again?
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so how do we make Nessaj the Chaos Knight viable?
guy can literally only kill supports and that's it
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>>158835371

why is the guy on the left such a man baby?

someone post the webm where he spergs out over a harmless game
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>>158835371
plot twist: they're all manlets
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>>158835371
No dad just has bad knees from the meth
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>>158835419
Riki did more damage than him that game
Even batrider did more damage than him.
I can't believe this.
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I have encountered several 3-5 player premade teams recently in ranked matchmaking. Even if I queue solo, there is chance of meeting premade teams. First of all, those games aren't balanced at all. At second, it sucks to be the 5th player, while other players are sitting in their teamspeak server and unable to communicate with you. I have been playing ranked only, because I got bored of one sided smurf-team stomps. Now it seems, they have ruined the ranked matchmaking as well. Could someone confirm this?
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>>158835271
thats herr dota to you
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>>158835476
Yes. I think this game would be a lot better if Valve implemented solo queue again.
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some requests I got around to finishing
1/4
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>>158835419
savage roar - like passive that triggers every X times he's hit
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>Adelaide was one of Tiago's alter egos all along

really makes you shit
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>>158835589
Pugna looking delicious plz
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Hurricane Pike is so broken. If you thought Dragon Lance was broken then hohoho just wait until people start catching onto this item more. The Dragon Lance stat nerfs are not reflected on Hurricane Pike

Look at the stats and cost. Very comparable to SnY but gives more stats, and an arguably more reliable ability that can be used offensively or defensively. There is absolutely 0 reason not to get a Hurricane Pike on any ranged carry. You get cheap stats, you get free range, you get an absurd active that makes you insanely mobile.

I'm really hoping for a nerf on this thing. Whether it be -5 agility, -200 force range (when used on enemy), or -50 bonus attack speed on the active.

I don't know what needs to happen but this item is stupidly versatile and it won't be long until you see it on every single ranged core hero.
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>>158835419
Start taking out his random elements. Normalize his fucking base damage, the gap between lowest and highest is dumb as fuck. Rebalanced/scale the stun so its not overpowered when you take away the random, RR ALWAYS brings the target next to CK instead of random point between. Maybe rework the crit since it will never be as good as Juggs and WK already got the meme gimmick crit.

CK's reduces armor by 5 for 8 seconds and does more damage than Juggs, but wouldn't be balanced when its not FUCKING TEN PERCENT CHANCE aka useless shit without illusion spam.
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>>158835476
Ranked has always been fucked. True ranked cannot exist until valve stops placing MMR punishments for report rates, and give beaners/ruskis the boot.
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>>158835589
very good very good... where are the lewds?
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>>158835589
2/4
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>>158835583
Valve needs to implement role queue so you if you feel like playing position 4 support, you get a team that needs position 4 support. Everyone will happy and no arguments.
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>>158835671
>make CK not CK
no
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>>158835476
I love the ingame voic is bad meme.
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>>158835589
Hey what the fuck.

This is based off one of my images.

Who the fuck gave you permission to do this?

DELETE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW.
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>>158835419
Every hit that doesn't trigger crit, adds a stacking 4% slow
Works on illusions
Crit doens't purge it, just put the slow proc on cooldown its gone.
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what are your thoughts on Icefrog being a muslim subhuman shitstain?
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>>158835397
Guess you just need to search harder.
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>AF vs liquid 2-1
>VP vs liquid 2-1
and this is the only possible scenario
if you think otherwise you do not belong here and should discuss dota in other places
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>>158835690
No, this isn't league of fucking legends. There is no forced meta. God knows Valve panders to you brain dead monkey faggot retards enough already, its only made the game worse. The only thing league ever did right was locked regions, and that's the only thing Valve HASN'T 'taken inspiration' from in the past two years of patches. Fuck you and your game.
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>pld could've stop sing from retiring
>pld could've made kaipi the best team ever
>pld could've made kaipi win multiple lans, majors, TIs
>pld could've prevented all this

fuck you puppey, if only you had let go of pie he could've saved the best team from disbanding and the best player from retiring
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>>158835683
3/4
>>158835751
yeah all of these shitpost drawings are based off of something, it was requested
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>>158835772
Can you at least tell me how many viewers do you have so it will be easier to search?
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>>158835751
And your image is from a shit show from SHAFT.

What's your point idiot.
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>>158835786
Have fun arguing for the mid lane then. Cut your wrists and burn your hand while you're at it. You seem like a masochist after all.
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>>158835271
What a fucking stupid language, who thought giving words genders was a good idea. The all the different cases are fucked too
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>>158835821
4/4
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>>158835821

I'm not really sure I approve, dudester.

Can you like, at least redeem yourself by doing some sort of Abaddon edit?

If you do it then I can let this shit slide.

>>158835848
Neck yourself, shitlord.

It's one of my reaction images. I MADE THEM. No one uses them but me.
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>>158835271
das it dota
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>>158835907
jej get triggered more amerifag
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>>158835907
>>158835907

stfu. english is merely an ancient german dialect blended together with vocabulary from latin and french
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>>158835861
I do have fun, in fact, I have so much fun that Valve put a fun limiter on my account. People like you ruin games. Little bitch baby rule cucks suckling the system's teat like the whiner ass eaters you are. Fuck off. You're a bad influence, and Valve's constant pandering to people like you has only made this game worse since launch.
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>>158835786
Chinamen with 600 ping, Peruvians and Russians inexplicably playing on US West is literally why I stop playing DOTA2.
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>>158835271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8
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whens the next esports
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>>158836047
I can't even have banter on the U.S. east. All the Americans insta-mute the whole team, and none of the other people speak english. Third worlders are a scourge. I had to quit playing dota because of them.
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>>158835972
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>>158836087
EU games soon
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>>158836105
>>158836047
>>158836026
>>158835786
So fucking wh*te holy shit
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>>158836019
Buttmad that your shitty language is dying pop out Hans?
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How are you enjoying this patch /d2g/? no patch until 3 months after major btw
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Pudge nerf when?
>gets aghs
>nukes me for 1350 pure damage over the span of 12
>throws out hooks like a retard untill he gets one person and they die instantly from the enemy team
>30% fucking slow at level one
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>>158836283
>he thinks I play this shit ass game

LUL
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I can't wait for true sight ep 2 too see the butthurt in the fnatic camp
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Give your energy for our boy Matu!
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>>158836343
What's valve going to do now?
How can they follow such a failure of a team in this documentary?
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I see Blizzshills are out full force
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>>158836141
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>>158836371
How about I give you my DICK, nerd.
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>>158836283
6.89 will be right after boston retardo
>>158836310
>whole team jumps on pudge and throws everything at him
>"Denied!"
every time
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>>158836371
>in bizarroworld matu is a caster and maut a proplayer but their skills are the same as in our world
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>>158836418
Well get over here and give it to me big boy;)
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>>158836442
That shit has to be bugged like fucking hell what
>carry hits for 300 damage
>pudge has like 10 armor at max
>hes at 100 hp with rot on
>carry hits him
>denied XDDD
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>>158836505
GAAYYY..............
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>>158836456
>Matu is the best caster in the world
>not part of LD's dollar crew so never hired for anything
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>No more pro doter Singsing
One less thing to look forward to in life
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>>158836536
the day of the rope is coming for you
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Post pugna.
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>>158836536
Thank comeback mechanics for that.
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>>158836283
High tier: New patch for final day of Boston Major, with lots of changes

Mid tier: After major

Low tier: It gets delayed
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>>158836536
Cheer up, Adelaide.

He will be back to streaming soon enough!

Do you want me to buy you something to take your mind off this meantime though?
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>notail streaming
u wot
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>>158836410
You don't really believe there are paid shills posting on this shithole do you?
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>>158836283
Is Icefrog really muslim? I might really have to stop playing this game.
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are you expecting greatness from patch 6.89?
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ALL-IN MEDUSA MEME STRATS
WOULD BE COUNTERED BY TINKER SHEEP SPAM
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>>158836576
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>>158836536
>mediocre player quits pro dota
>people only care because he's a meme twitchlord

Sing never accomplished anything of worth during this '''''professional''''' career, I'm glad he finally realised that all he's good for is over-reacting to things in pubs.
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>>158836669
I hope the patch makes liquid great again
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>>158836669
yes
i hope lina, leshrak, sky and qop will be playable again
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>still 1 hour until the next match so esports cleanse the thread of shills

guess I'll queue for a game meanwhile
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>>158836628
No thanks tiago
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>>158836658
of course not
muslims aren't capable of creating things, oonly destroying
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>>158836536
it's okay adelaide
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>>158836669
considering the significant changes happening to League with it's upcoming pre-season patch I'm hoping 6.89 or 6.90 will be some crazy fucking shit and not just full of
>-1 armour
>+4 base damage
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why has he let her go?
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>>158836731
is that why hes destroying this game patch after patch
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So dotards should I pick up EVE once it goes f2p?
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Why does every caster stream have shitty Nintendo remix music only?
I know casters are mostly casual, but damn that got to be the epitome of having casual taste in gaming.
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>>158836776
no that's (((valve)))
icefrog is buried in a shallow grave somewhere in the mojave desert
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>>158836775
He's a retard who doesn't realise when he has a good thing going on
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>>158836775
Is that Anita Sarkeesian? I actually really looks like her.
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>>158836784

I find nigger rap more annoying, it's a fucking dota game but something else than "muh dick money bix nood"
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since when is Icefrog an engineer for boat engines?
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>>158836728
Are you sure?

I hate to see you down like this.

But really, cheer up! I really like Sing as well, and as sorry as I am, and most of my friends are as well, from seeing him leave, it doesn't mean that he will stop streaming or producing the videos and content that we all enjoy so much.

Besides, he will probably take on a casual role at the game by still participating in qualifiers with a team of friends, kind of like Veggies do and such.

It's not the end. Put a smile on your face!
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>>158836576
Hm
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>>158836863
I fucking hate 2016 /d2g/
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>>158836784
Because they are good games.
Because remixes usually don't have tight copyrights so you can play them as long as you mention the source, fucking kid
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>>158836775
He knew that in the end he would just break her
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I haven't lost a single game since I started listening to lebanese pop music. just saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH6RNzTLmwo&list=RD9W4zAajdHF0&index=27
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>>158836946
>>158836946

omg those hips and cute little feet
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>>158836946
That's Anita sarkeesian
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>>158836940
what is this
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>>158836990
sounds like absolute shit m8
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>>158836990
Try listening to this instead, shit eater:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT8NWowhSg8
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>>158836669
You'll like it.
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>>158837191
FUCK OFF SHITSKIN
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>>158835838
Just stopped streaming for the moment, but can give a head up next time I start streaming.
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>>158835751
Good thing your permission is not needed for derivative works.
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>>158836778
EVE will not try to entertain you like any modern MMO so game will be as fun (or boring) as you are
that's all you need to know
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>>158837191
FUCK YOU, PAJEET.

MAKE ABADDON GOOD AGAIN.
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>>158837191
MAKE MORE HEROES VIABLE. and give is another raid boss.
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>n0tail back to twitch
All we have to do is believe hard enough, and he will return aswell ;_;
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>>158837290
He doesn't like the memeing underage retards that make up /d2g/, that's why he stopped
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>>158836775
Because Soe has no ass and James is an ass man
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>>158837326
I know, but I want to believe.
Maybe if we post enough futa, we'll summon the one true king
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>>158837380
>soe has no ass
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>>158837191

could you tweak alch properly? his acid spray is way too strong in lane past a certain point

its quite difficult to shut him down even if you ward his damn jungle and AA has shit armor to begin with
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>>158835268
So you're telling me that Sing^2 and Adelaide are connected?
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>>158837287
>make more heroes viable
Nigga say what you want about rubberband but the last 5 patches or so have had the largest viable heropools in ages
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>>158837108
>>158837183
one day you will suck the dik of the caliph like I learnt to do as a boy. it's factually correct though, I've just been letting youtube make up a playlist and am at a 7 or 8 winstreak
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>kaipi shitters

only decent player was the coon
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>>158835268

more like he fucked around with his friends for the whole year every year until a month before the qualifiers to make a rag tag team and got shit on because they couldnt gel

dont delude yourself, playing pubs with tucker is not fucking training in any way
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>>158837191
>falling for this bait
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>>158837523
Singsing is adelaide.
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>>158836863
She honestly looks exactly like Anita in that picture.
Especially with that Feminazi hair, cloths and earnings.
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>>158837326
>underage retards
More like he doesn't like the mememing, passive aggressive young adults that make up most of the /vg/tards into the whole "OUR GUY" thing
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>>158837469
this is all gods glory
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>>158837610
I think I just learned something
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>>158835268
Please stop stealing my bait which I stole from another person, thanks!

Steal your own stuff next time.
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>>158835268
>rubberband defenders
like who?
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>>158837703

That pasta is mine now, loser.

I even edited it a bit to fit my personal taste.

Stay a loser forever.
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>>158835268
>rubberband makes the game more fun
>also gets rid of a shitskin streamer appealing to 13 year olds
so what's supposed to be the downside?
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>>158837707
my neighbor
>>
this is OP as fuck
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>europe wakes up
>dumb animeposters are back

really makes me wonder
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>>158837972
>>158837972

LOL

this just lost mineski their chance at boston my man
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>2 battle cup tickets
>friends dont play dota
really makes you sad
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>>158837972
Literally better than disruption by 1.5 seconds, and SD only has that one ability
Why don't more teams draft support OD?
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>>158837972
how can icefrog even hope to balance OD, the design of hero make him snowball three times faster than other heroes if he is doing well, but he also falls out three times harder if has shitty game
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>>158838228
lmao

thats balance

hes the have a good game or suck dick the hero
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best dota server?
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>>158838210
because they can't push with it and SDs other skills are actually fairly useful
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>>158838194
Your friends are smart people.

Maybe you should stop being a loser and follow their example?
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>>158838380
im better than them in everything already. dota is a competitive hobby for me, not an obsession.
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What if you could pick multiples of the same hero
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>>158838482
>replying to the resident retard of the thread
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>>158835397
The idea is that he posts a description so that people who like the sound of it can go looking for it and find it. He's afraid that if he posted the link the bullies would come and bully him, but he figures they don't actually care enough to find which stream is his.
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>>158838501
it's called playing zet, the zetura
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>>158838501
>5 mapo
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>>158838501
>pick 5 zeus
>press one button
>win
just build necros so you could push towers
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>>158838372
I'm assuming cancer is Aus
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>>158838543
does he not know there are thousands of 0 viewer strims?
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>>158838228
Probably Icefrog will just reduce his base damage or armor again next patch so that his laning sucks ass. Icefrog doesn't usually nerf a hero's strengths, and OD is more of a carry mid than he is a lane bully nowadays, so Icefrog will just want to keep nerfing his base stats.
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Bigdaddy stream is actually pretty comfy
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>>158838482

Sounds like you have pretty shit friends, loser.

Like, take a look at what my friend is doing right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6rvQx-yw-Q

This is who I hang out with, literally.

Like, get some fucking real friends and some proper hobbies like fuckin' bitches, going to the beach, travelling and hanging out instead of being a introverted shut-in like you are playing a shit ass game.
>>
>>158838501

What if you could deny enemy heroes?
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>>158838583
No problem just pick 5 ember spirits to counter
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>>158838542
sorry, now i realize the mistake i made
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Would you like a karma reward system post game in solo ranked?
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>>158838729
>actually calling honeylans Bigdaddy
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>>158838729
is he screaming in his mic like usual
>>
miracle quit OG for this
baka
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>>158838843
What are you going to do about it kid
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>>158838637
SEA
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bts is actaully a fucking cancer studio holy shit
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>>158838840
>karma
>triskel symbol
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>>158838887
>GET THE FUCKING DK
>FUCK HIM UP
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>>158838717
Astral's going to get nerfed. Lvl2 astral is hit ranged creep twice, hit melee creep a few times and that's the entire wave gone while zoning the enemy mid, enemy wave pushed in and you get to take both runes.
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>soft region locking
>replace shitty model heroes like Pugna with qt waifu models/voices
>force casters to stop using shitty immortal gardens

Dota is saved
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>>158839046

>autist animeneets remove themselves from dota and the world

Dota is saved
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>>158839046
>muh region lock
is this the 2k mmr shibboleth yeah i think it is
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>>158839107
>remove 50% player base
>save
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>>158839046
>soft region locking
what
>replace shitty model heroes like Pugna with qt waifu models/voices
fuck off to league
>force casters to stop using shitty immortal gardens
but it's a pretty good map skin, if only it had default map fps
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>>158837897
You was not even close to get as many (you)'s at me.

Amateur..
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>>158836669
>added runes which you can buy for real gold and enhance your in-game abilities such as grant extra armor or damage
>added monkey king, $9.99 to unlock, preorder now for $18.99 and also receive the arcana and a new documentary about a pro team
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>>158838740
wtf is this video
and why i'm watching how to pick up chink chiks in hong konng right now
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>SingSing quit professional Dota 2

Why?

He's probably the single strongest player in Europe, he's just had a hard time finding the right team and the meta has been against him but that's probably going to chance next patch.

Why quit on the verge of your big breakthrough? If things turn out right, he could win TI7.

I don't get it. At least we get to see him stream more.
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>ruhub dream team is Resolut1on, Maybe, XakoN, Dread and ppd
do you think this team would be successful
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>vg stack
>30 min game
>0-2-0 1k mmr TA (Randomed)
>0-1-1 jungle naga
>Easy lane fed axe 12-2
Epic honestly, got in lpq for the first time in my life.
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>>158839348
I don't know Tucker, why don't you call him up and ask?
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why bts keep replay EE invoker roshan moment
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>>158839405
don't stack with nigs who report meme games
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>>158839405
Heres pic, how can people be THIS retarded
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>>158839348
>single strongest player
wow d2g still got retard
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>>158839459
that's how normies use memes
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>>158839405

LPQ is the actual redpill, wish I was there all the time
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>>158834948
tfw u will never straddle jugg's thigh while watching electronic sports
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>>158839459
LD doesn't care who he pisses off now that he controls a majority of the casting scene
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>Drow first pick.
I am still baffled about this.

First pick Drow in 2014 or 2015 and your team gets blown the fuck up in 10 or so minutes by supports or cores feeding of the hero in pro matches and only few good Visage+Drow surprise drafts bring up victories.

Now its autodraft mode to first pick it and not really get punished in any way.
>>
Sheever is cute!
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>>158839515
That's why you're supposed to only go inhouse, dumb micspammer
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friendly reminder that bullgod is solo casting the EU qual games
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>>158839348
ADELAIDE STOP
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>>158839685
haha, MEMES!
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>>158839639
memepike makes her pretty survivable
people also learned how to play better and can protect her
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>>158839659
>tryhouse
Inhouse was ruined in 2015 by 2k mmr tryharding autists that buy wards, bkbs and dust.
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>>158839639
> what is hurricane pike¿
>>
>>158839721
mr gorman please control yourself
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>>158839732
>Play dota
>trayhard !!!!!: :<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Whine more Beesa
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>>158839405
sounds more fun than a 50 min pub that ends in a surrender desu
>>
Uhh, hasn't lanaya basically lost every game the past few days?
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>>158839891
it's thug TA
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what is purpose of undying in this patch
i remember he could dominate enemy safe lane easily due to tomb being unkillable, but it's free gold right now
>>
The finn is a support now?
>>
MATUMBA ON KEKPORT DUTY.
>MATUMBA ON KEKPORT DUTY.

MATUMBA ON KEKPORT DUTY.
>MATUMBA ON KEKPORT DUTY.

MATUMBA ON KEKPORT DUTY.
>MATUMBA ON KEKPORT DUTY.
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>>158839639
>I am still baffled about this.

It's not really that difficult.

You pick Drow and a Ranged DPS mid, your mid gets a good start from the bonus damage and hopefully snowballs while Drow sieges towers.
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wtf I thought miracle got knocked out like 2 hours ago
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Lost my first battlecup. My bud picks slark but enemy team have sven and his 4 honchos do hardcore stacks and outafarm even we are dominating.

I need a hug /d2g/.
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>>158839960
being really strong in laning phase. other than that it's to lose the game mostly
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>>158840037
this is meracle the goodMiracle
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can you imagine that it took 4 billion years of evolution to give birth to this perfect creature?
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How would you guys feel about the fourth roshan being a Dire Roshan, needing both teams to kill, spawning several cheeses and aegises
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>>158840059
*hugs anon*
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>>158838228
>every hero needs a comeback mechanic and ever hero needs to scale well lategame
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>>158840087
Don't say I don't do anything nice for you

http://imgur.com/a/SfWnO
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based henryk "zyklon B" ahnberg
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>>158840190

I love you anon
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Is Bulldong the one based swede left in swedistan?
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>>158840190

creep
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bulldong strim is cute and sad at the same time, I didn't ask for these feels
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>>158840190
uh how is this appropriate
>>
why are cs go pros so much hotter than other pros
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>dat smoke gank
lmao a bunch of clowns
>>
Liquid are playing so fucking bad
>>
>matumba SD
liquid are playing 4vs6 right now
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>>158840402
CS is chad as fuck, they all suck eachother off while doing chinups. "if you do 5 more I'll let you cum bro" that kind of deal
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>>158840368
I remember when people flipped shit over those pictures
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>tfw u wanna start a game but know you wont have time to finish it
>>
How do we fix mind-control?
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>>158840449
>draft Cuck "the Puck"
>lose

When will the manlet kebab learn?
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>>158840568
control his mind
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>>158840449
I bet on AF.
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TA deleting heroes.
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>mind_control puck
i'm not impressed
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Hasn't it been like two years since the last hero?
LoL pushes a hero out a hero every two days, you know.
I hope you don't kill yourselves or anything drastic.
I know it can be hard to accept that the game you love is dead, but its no reason to do something like that.
Take care of yourselves.

With love, /lolg/
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>>158840702
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>>158840702
Our anime shitposter slots are filled, find another general
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>tfw donating money to Soe's Patreon so she can empower other gamer gurls like herself and Anita.
>>
>anime posters are league players
figures
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>>158840702
Hey....

Cute .gif, dude.
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>>158840702
It's true, the only heroes we have left are shadow demon, luna, and alchemist. All others are just filler creeps with cosmetic effects
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#worth_it
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>>158840823
MINDS = CONTROLLED
>>
>have no lockdown
>can't kill anybody
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>>158840702
doesn't league have like 7 hero roles and all heroes in the same role are basically are better or worse versions of each other?
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>>158840759
>>158840795
>proving that the general most notorious for being reddit infested just happens to be the source of the anti-anime cancer
stimulating the neurons something feirce
>>
someone post 'that' mind control webm
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>>158840823

well the aegis deny is the only thing he really achieved

its big but liquid are still gonna lose probably
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lol
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Why does none carry dust/detection in Pro games? More than 90% of the time when someone goes invis there's zero people carrying a dust.

Even in my 3k MMR games everyone carries dust against invis heroes.
>>
>>158840919
im not anti anime
just anti anime retard who attaches anime to every one of his posts
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>>158840919
this makes me feel physically sick
>>
that was some kind of stealth action
>>
Meracle left mineski for this >>158840993

:thinking:
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>>158840919
Oh anon be nice to them. redditors are the Americans of the internet after all. They think nobody knows, but everyone knows. Its just so obvious. The funniest thing is that they think nobody can tell.
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>>158840557
>tfw you want to start a game but know that you don't have the energy to go past 40 minutes and don't want to be the person who fucks a 60 minute game up
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>>158841017
They do though. It's just your confirmation bias kicking in.
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>>158841024
But he only posted once
Why bother lying, redditard? To save face?
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bASED
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let's go late against wisp, luna and TA guys :-)
>>
well GG
>>
thug is unironically the best player in EU
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>are we sure they're greeks
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>>158841164

no. that would be madara

you delusional faggot
>>
>inb4 greeks new dota 2 scene dominating race
WOAH
>>
Holy shit are our Greeks finally going to not choke?
>>
>>158841154
>late
>23 minutes

They just snowballed.
>>
>>158841164
I unironically think it's lil
>>
why the fuck is kuro playing carry?
it was funny for one game but does he honestly think it's a good idea?
>>
>>158841024
Why do you type like that? I really hope you don't thing its acceptable to browse reddit. Because if you thought that you would be wrong.
>>
What if shadow demon only had one spell?
>>
>pick puck the game losing dragon
>lose
¿dotardos?
>>
>>158841228
Lil and Solo are amazing, but it's really hard to say who the best is in respective positions.

I love watching VP and these two supports play.
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Thug life and madara need a better team.
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reddit this, reddit that
when will you fucking autists not care about this issue. I go on reddit and here but there's a reason d2g is dying. It's because of you fucking autist thinking you are some sort of special tard.
Seriously look at this thread
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>>158841236

matu doesnt want to play drow or luna apparently

kind of ridiculous considering those are two of the best heroes in the current meta
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>>158841228
you are not far from truth my friend
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>tfw want both Liquid and AF to move on
I'm sure both teams can beat VP, but it's fucking nerve-wracking.
>>
>>158841236
I think they're looking for the right 4 support 1 getup to get Miracle performing again
>>
>>158841017
They do, it's usually just a weird timing thing when they don't have dust or sents. The only invis hero liquid had was invoker and they weren't really ganking him at the time (and he was extort invoker so his ghost walk was super slow at the time so he can't use it to actually escape) All of their sents were dropped for counterwarding.

also

>9k support

kek
>>
>>158841145
>land a dream coil
>it does nothing
>>
>>158841254
Wasn't so much Puck as much as them not having lockdown.

Axe, Centaur, Slardar etc. would have been much better.
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>>158841273
Then maybe you should go back to your hugbox
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>>158841273
dont bother reasoning anime retards, their brains have already turned to mush from over stimulation
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>>158841273
>I go on reddit
You have to go back
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>>158841307

nah VP will shitstomp liquid

i really hope the greeks win though
they have been decent for a while in the run up to ti6 and frankly their roster stability makes them a great contender
>>
>>158841380
>literally proving the point of >>158840919
Just further proof that redditshitters are a plague
>>
I just want AF to win to see their celebration video
>>
Matu+Bulba as a support duo is better than KKY+Bulba.
>>
>>158841307
>wanting liquid

the irony of Miracle being the only member of old OG who doesn't go to Boston is too great. At that point, the illusion is finally broken and people know that Miracle was carried by his four supports.

Kuro is even trying to simulate the old OG environment for him. He's playing n0lans style pos1 where he is basically a big support hero. He put Matu on support so he can't take farm from le 9k ritalin man.
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What happened to the more memes for my dank memeoire guy?
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>>158841392
don't respond to my posts anymore
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>>158841228
did someone say big dick lil who btfo shitpi and shitrekt?
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>>158841273
Most people on here go on Reddit and it's hilarious to me that they act like they don't.
>>
>>158841380
>anime retards
Any reason I've never seen you use the word faggot? Does that word offend you, faggot?
>>
>>158841352
What's puck good for then?
You oldfags keep getting BTFO. Every time we see a CK you say "he farms heroes not creeps" and then CK does the least hero damage on his team.
Then you say puck is CC when he can't CC for shit.
>>
>>158841440
well no shit matu is a better player than kuro in any position but kuro's support is better than kuro as a carry
>>
>>158841292
what a cute guy
>>
>>158841273
um what is this webm about?
>>
Elo Hell is a phenomenon - An outlaw hellion whom even other demons fear.
Oh wait, that was Elo Foulfell.
Anyway, Elo Hell is the phenomenon that has three parts to it:
1). Snowballing, which makes the game boring while losing.
2). Dota is a team-based game.
3). The fluctuations of True MMR.

1). Dota is a snowbally game. If you win, you get +25 MMR. If you lose, you just wasted 40 minutes of your life sitting there, unable to abandon, wishing you were doing something else.
This occurs because of the farm-based nature of the game. You kill one guy, you get a 400 gold advantage. With that advantage, you are more likely to kill that guy again, because you have 400 more gold's worth of items.
The counter to this is to pick a carry and farm. Don't defend. Don't fight. Just keep farming.

2). Dota is a team-based game. However, some heroes are more independent than others. Such heroes are known as carries. Pick one, and farm.
One of the things is farming.
The second is hitting a tower.
The third is getting Roshan (I never do that since I spam TB).
Surely three things are enough things to do?
3). This is the most important point. It is the point that validates the Elo Hell theory in the first place. The first two theories are simply explanations as to why this could affect the player experience so much.
The human brain is a machine that functions on glucose and water. It is notoriously unreliable, cannot output the same skill every single game, and can be affected by external circumstances.
Now, every single game is perfectly balanced, at least, for the point in MMR that they are at.
However, every single bit of skill matters.
Have a bad day? There goes your last-hitting power. Someone flamed you? There goes your ability to take in information from the minimap and use it critically. Someone threw a headset at your monitor, forcing you to replace it? There goes your farming speed.
All of these contributes to a player being complete trash.
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>>158841441
Bulba's been my favourite player since TI2 or so, and I've been cheering for the Greeks ever since I heard of them as London Conspiracy.
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You don't need to shitpost about anime, politics, racebaiting or post reddit comments for replies. You could just talk about dota.
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>>158841528
Bulba isn't even the underperforming player on Liquid. They just can't seem to balance Miracle and Matumbaman as cores and then shitshows happen.
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>>158841463
KEK

fucking based
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>>158841528
>Bulba's been my favourite player
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>>158841478
all this talk about who's best position x is just nonsense, the real reason they keep switching is playstyles and specific heroes. when they want a carry who kills everyone, they go with matu. they want to do a safe push strat with miracle as the star, they go with kuro drow/luna.
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>>158841453
too much memes, memeoir is not bottomless you know
i wonder what happened with lesnar terrorblade guy
why do all good memeposters go away and we always left with drowshitters
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Is there a Dota 2 player that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH London Conspiracy Madara? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about XtremeXPC International Madara who played mostly third position offlane role and placed 2nd in Battle of Central Europe Season 1 against Oslik Gaming playing Dark Seer and Doom. Hell, I'm not even talking about the Madara that placed 1st in GameAthlon Greece LAN and eGaming 2014 Greece LAN. I'm also not talking about the Madara that placed 2nd in Dota Regions against Not Today playing Nature's Prophet and Faceless Void or the Madara that placed 2nd in GFinity League against GOOMBA Gaming. I'm definitely NOT talking about the Madara that placed 1st in Dota Legends against Skarmory playing Tidehunter and Faceless Void. I'm talking about London Conspiracy Madara with 1st place at Star Ladder Pro Series Season 11 playing Luna and Jakiro and placed 1st at Deadly Gaming Cup Season 1 playing Juggernaut, Viper, Alchemist, and Slark and placed 1st MSI Dragon Battle #2 playing Troll and Puck and capable of knocking out EG at MLG with teammates like Keyser Soze, SkyLark, SKANKS224, standin ThuG and team captain SsaSpartan that plays position 1/2 core heroes like Leshrac, Queen of Pain, Gyrocopter and Phantom Lancer while being very skilled at both securing farm and executing team fights
>>
Madara and thug need a better team.
Can't EE pick them up?
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>>158841476
I think puck is the quintessential tempo controller hero: xe forces fights, creates mayhem. needs some farm tho and needs someone else to carry late. must have mid for farm xp and runes and only does enough if you have someone who can be properly snowballed by 35 minutes like midas Slark or something
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>>158841565
You forgot the metaposting, dumb Purgeposter.
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>>158841580

They did in game 2 against VP yesterday.

Game 1 was miracle rubick so he wasn't the carry mid there either
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>>158841565
Why didn't Purge knock up his GF yet? He's approaching 30.
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>>158841478

matu's support play isnt stellar by any metric

they need him on support though because he is literally too efficient as a carry in using space which miracle needs a shit ton of

kuro's carry is more pos 3 like loda in ti3 where s4 and bulldog were the real carries of alliance and he just serves as an aura provider or target to focus on
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>>158841653
Easiest (You) of my life.
>>
>Bulldog finally saying what no pro's have said before
Gotta replace bulba for liquid to work
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>>158841612
>push strat
>Miracle buys Midas and is practically AFK from the game

Waht did the TEam Lqudi mean by tshi? !
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>>158841646
He doesn't control shit.
>mayhem
Try to create mayhem verses a TA and you'll up in the fucking well. Puck is a support that needs too much farm.
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>>158841645
>wanting to be in the same team as eternalshitter
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>>158841687

hes going to adopt a black kid like rest of the suburban white cucks
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>>158841642
love this pasta
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>>158841690
>they need him on support though because he is literally too efficient as a carry in using space which miracle needs a shit ton of

eh. matumba usually farms dangerous places with escape heroes, antimage-slark-morph you get the idea, so its not like he is vacuuming everything that is within the graps of the team.

they just can't sync their playstyles well overall, its not justa bout farming, but its because both play so similarly.

i think they just need to play more together honestly.
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>>158841701
>admiral bullshit can say things of worth
>admiral bullshit is a pro
Wow haha. And here I thought he was a nigger. Oh sorry he still is because we've been saying bulba is shit for half a year.
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>>158841603
Good Invoker (at the time at least), funny and knowledgeable in casts, bantz with EG boys.
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>>158841645

>better team
>EE

heres the (You)
>>
>>158841797
5jungz didn't qualify for frankfurt either, I'm sure kuroky is able to make this team work on some level. they started playing together a bit too late this time
>>
has bulba even responded to his memehood or is he too based?
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>>158841714
cuz SD feed non stop at early game?
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>>158841645
he could but then they wouldn't be in a better team
i don't understand your post
>>
You think they gonna pick Silencer? Else Batrider into Oracle seems weird.
>>
>streaming after losing boston qualifiers trying to become good
>>
I hope it's not bulba oracle. he never saves anyone
>>
>>158841848

They lost frankfurt because kuro insisted on single core lineups against tricore, fata veno in the deciding game etc
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>>158841797

the point being that miracle also uses those same spaces, be it with forge spirits on invoker
or another mid like that

the real issue is that if you have 2 players who are absolutely farm hungry and efficient, you end up with two cores with split farm and other inefficiencies

you are spot on about them playing similarly
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>>158841476
I don't actually think Puck is a good hero, but it can work SOMETIMES.

The idea of the hero is that it jumps around fights being a nuisance while being difficult to kill, there's some decent combos with the coil too.

Its problem is poor scaling (only really with an Aghs), you can just pretty much ignore Puck after a certain point in the game unless it goes full meme magic burst damage (Dagon, E-blade, Veil etc.)

If they want to make it more viable
>silence lasts longer
>coil always pierces / stuns through magic immunity without needing Aghs

Maybe some other things I can't think of right now.
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>meme control lc
gg go next
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9inches
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kuro really doesn't want to go to boston
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>>158842015
naga siren

the whole point of the hero is to never fight, so you basically hate fun
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>>158842027

t. boner7
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>>158842015

magina, tinker
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>>158842015
Al the chemist
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>fat_control Legion Commander
lol
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>>158835419
hes actually not bad.

the biggest problems he has are that his illusions are too easily countered. he cant get mkb or bkb for them, so many heroes just shit on his gimmick, like kotl blinding light or anything that clears them fast.

his ult should have way shorter cd and purge ck and his illusions also much shorter duration and a little dmg nerf.

turn it into manta on steroids basically.
allow him to use the ult more liberally, so he isnt so reliant on the cd.
>>
what the fuck is this LC pick? is this offlane lc+carry void? they will have no damage then, and they'll lose all lanes other way
>>158842015
naga probably
or techies
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>>158841993

the thing about puck is that he is a lina with a aoe teamfight disable

memedrops are pushing him out of the meta and the problem with him is that hes already useless past 25 min when items like pipe and bkb start coming up

fuck the longer silence. im all for bkb piercing stun through magic immunity though, with reduced duration
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>>158841642
that manlet on the left groping that chick's butt
that girl in the black miniskirt booties and white top is this L O N D O N?
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>>158841906
>>158841834
>>158841728
EE won the major and AF haven't even been to a valve lan. Madara can play carry and thug can play mid. EE can kick two of the shitters he has and play support like the feeder he is. Remember that people become great when EE plays with them.
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>>158838501
>Pick 5 Bristles
>Quills stack with themselves
>Win game
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>>158842128
>he

Puck is an it.
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>>158842156
You are fucking retardd, are you?
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>>158842167
>EE can play support
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HAHAHA

>Madara ursa
>Liquid with Legion commander

liquid just want to lose quickly so that they dont want to suffer mineski's fate i see
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>>158842239
>what is NTH
>>
>>158842248

But losing 2-0 is mineski fate
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>>158842248
well, they have to play against VP still, long day ahead
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>Matumba void

Someone post it
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>Legion
>enemy has Ursa

?
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>>158842015
to pick woods 100%!if you go jungle and is not enigma or maybe axe you are a retard
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>>158842239
Its the best role for him because if he baffles then he won't feed the enemy team huge amounts of gold.
>>
If Bat gets an early blink this is gg. Ursa can create space with aegis and dp can pressure towers meaning Liquid have a really hard job stopping Bat farming.
>>
those legion and skywrath skins are pure cancer
>>
>>158842167

what if, team NP drop envy and get a non retarded mid like Fata?

they would actually be decent, aui isnt as big of a baffler on carry, remember dignitas and potmbottom
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>>158842283
a team that won a TI after booting that shitter
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>>158842352
so c9 2.0??
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>LC gets 3 sets of regen
is he really planning to lane against ursa
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>>158842352
NP is EE.
I will hate the team if EE isn't on it.
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>>158842291

yeah, but mineski lost 2 60+ min games. better to lose in 20 min stomp either way and go to the other games with some strength

>>158842410

no one asked you
>>
WHAT A FUCKING PLAYER
>>
B A S E D
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wait- do greaves purge silence? if so: how is Silencer still a thing?
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so pros don't watch minimap?
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lolx2
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>>158842493

greaves cost like 5k
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>>158842493
they do but only for the caster
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>>158842576
oh ok
>>
>>158842493
>6k item
>Doesn't stack heal
Its fine
>>
maybe next time? more like maybe next next next time XDDD
>>
9k
>>
9K BOIS
>>
WHY IS MASTURBAWOMAN STILL ON SHITQUID
>>
will there be a bunch more games later today? I had planned to go out and work out for a bit but this is so comfy desu
>>
>>158842493
>wait- do greaves purge silence?
yes, also it can be dispelled by bkb, manta, eul, lotus orb or diffusal, basically any hero can build dispel item which would synergize with his build
> how is Silencer still a thing?
which is why he isn't
icefrog should make global undispellable and slightly nerf his other spells
>>
>predictions stop giving points
>not even casters do them

well played volvo
>>
triple melee core versus death prophet and ursa

to add insult to injury one of them is legion commander

how do they expect to win

someone explain liquids master plan
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>>158842768
yeah fuck off
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>>158842771
Wait, so what's the point? Literally nothing?
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>>158842771
im actually triggered by this
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SHITQUID IS TRIPPING
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>>158842735
Matumbaman is the heart of the team, newfriend
>>
>Doom used to mean you are fucked, deleted from a fight, non-factor and basically meant you ran away from the fight for the duration like a little bitch

And now being doomed doesn't mean nothing, hell at least you aren't stunned or something
>>
>Cucktumbaman
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>>158842310
Ursa was last pick.

Legion was like third.
>>
That was some Envy-level rosh play.
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mitä vittua lasse :D
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>>158842812
You know that must have hurt.
>>
>>158842812
shit, that looks painful
i hope his fat absorb some damage
>>
>matu
retard af
>>
FINLAND POWER
>>
>>158842896
Why does this pic make him look like a guy I play MTG with.
>>
>>158842854

does doom disable item passives? or do you need an aghs for that

a nice touch to doom would be to make it do stuff like physically disable radiance when casted without aghs, requiring players to press the button again when its ended
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>sjokz is currently lying in a ditch somewhere covered in a mixture of makeup, korean jizz and her own urine

its not fair desu
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>>158842854
>6.89: Doom now stunned for the whole duration of his ult
there, fixed him
>>
>>158842790
swm phat combo with LC and Void
Oracle is a good hero and also good with LC
Jugg is never a bad pick
>>
>>158842820
and one of its worst players
>>
what if we freeze EE for 10 centuries?

would scientists then still be baffled?
>>
gg
>>
>Saving strats in a game point

Woah.... Revolutionary...
>>
YOU CAN'T STOP MADARA!
>>
liquid without fata is just a joke
>>
M A D A R A
>>
liquid doesn't want it eh?
disband after the losers bracket in 10...9
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>AF aren't actually choking for once.
I feel good for them desu.
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How have Liquid become THIS shit lmao.
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>>158842957
>sheever is currently sitting on a couch watching dota

comfy
>>
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2741389688

AD FINEM WON 10 MINS AGO

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2741389688

AD FINEM WON 10 MINS AGO

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2741389688

AD FINEM WON 10 MINS AGO
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madara snowballed hard
>>
>ranked
>"hey guys im doing my quest Xddd"
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>>158842820
Then they need a transplant asap, because Matumba has clearly suffered from several Myocordial Infarctions.
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wow this ursa is snowballing like in my pubs
>>
>14:00
>bulba still doesn't have level 6

WHAT THE FUCK

FUCK THIS RETARD
>>
>dude how do i counter a bear xD
>>
so Liquid obviously disband after this
which team will fall for the bubla meme next time guys?
>>
>No Shitrekt
>No Liquid
>No Fnatic

This is going to be the best DOTA 2 tournament ever.
>>
>Liquid 2-0 VP yesterday
>VP 2-0 Ad Finem
>Ad Finem 2-0 Liquid

explain dotards
>>
>>158842992
the only reason we haven't done it is because he'd fuck it up somehow and die like he always does
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>status bar says "STUNNED" when in Chrono
Does literally no-one who works on this game know mechanics anymore?
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>Greeks are the most powerful EU team
what a time to be alive
>>
>>158843094
Don't do this.
>>
>>158843125
They still have a second chance. If they lose this game they face VP
>>
>>158843180
Do you really think this team can beat VP

delusional little faggot
>>
>>158843151
But.. But that's how chrono works, mechanically. You know, in the code. It applies stun to all non-void units in the chrono. Just because it doesn't say so in teh tooltip doesn't mean it's not happening.
>>
>>158843151
but heroes are stunned inside chrono
>>
>>158843094
>this is not even a spoiler
Haha, jokes on you
>>
>>158843180
>thinking bulba and friends can even win against big dick LIL
>>
>>158843132
AF just wants to let in a team that they can beat
>>
>>158843151
>Affected units are stunned. When other units walk inside the area, they also get affected for its remaining duration.
next time read the wiki before shitposting
>>
>>158843210
>>158843260
?
Liquid is the reason VP is in the lower bracket in the first place
>>
>>158843132
Paper beats Rock
Rock beats Scissors
Scissors beats Paper.

>>158843163
That's not DC :^)
>>
>>158843260
>Lil, the big dick feeder
Doesn't sound as good in the actual game
>>
thug in the streets
madara in the sheets
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>bulba can't even press R

Why the fuck do teams play with this guy again?
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H O L Y FUCK
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Liquidfags on suicide watch
>>
Sacred Band of Thebes
>>
Why is Matumba so shit now.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>rubick gets a better chrono than void
matu what happened to you
>>
>dat fucking chrono
Fact: Greeks are the most powerful race.
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Matu?
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How do the bots queue? Other than Ability Draft on Dubai? I want to do my bets and some quests rather quickly and after I've been looking on my own I got LP, so probably not the best idea.
>>
lmao that matumba chrono to kill lc
>>
IS THERE ANYBODY ON LIQUID WHO CAN EVEN TOUCH MADARA
>>
Who is the worst player in the world and why is it FUCKING SHITUMBAMAN FINNISH PIECE OF CRAP DRUNK RETARDED FUCK MONGOLOID LOSER
>>
>>158843402
why do you think? because valve introduced roster locks and liquid needed a 5th player quick. that's the only reason bulba has gotten into teams in the last 2 years
>>
>faceless qualifies
>AF stomps liquid
>secret is out

its a good day
>>
>>158843308
>he fell for the winner bracket meme
el oh el
just look at fucking mineski
>>
>>158843408
Christ, get a proper graphics card that can support the highest settings if you want to play on meme resolutions.
>>
>>158843483
It's purposefully at low.
>>
>>158843478
>mineski

Serial chokers that never qualify for anything of value?
>>
How do you beat Madara?
>>
How come all of the 9k players are so bad? They have zero game sense and throw all the time.
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>>158843474

You know it, my dudenster!
>>
>>158843443
>He doesn't know about the thriving ability draft scene in the middle-east

>>158843517
For what purpose besides being unable to run high. It looks absolutely disgusting
>>
>>158843439
but can they pay denbts tho
>>
>ad finem didn't choke
what's happening
>>
>>158843547

You can't be 9k without getting carried
>>
>>158843563
probably fps
if it's only 128fps on low it would be shit on high
>>
>>158843520
wow new liquid is also like that
wow
>>
>>158843467
Matumba is really bad and it puzzles me how gulag2reddit doesn't see it.
>>
>>158843483
what resolution is acceptable then
>>
>>158843548
don't reply to my posts ever again you subhuman
>>
>>158843567

they will spend the easy mil they get from boston to revitalize the greek economy
>>
>>158843568
they didnt fall for the valve event meme

>show up at valve event as woefully unprepared underdog
>get absolutely bootyblasted
>cause internal arguments
>disband

instead they choked their way out of each event and now they have continuity and team chemistry
>>
>>158843595
Stop playing on fucking meme resolutions and/or invest in a decent graphics card then you shitter. All the higher resolution does is make the low settings look even worse.
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>>158843636

Suck my COCK, loser.
>>
>>158843547
slav studio scholars said 9k means jack shit because they play with 7500 people all the time anyway

VP vs Liquid yesterday was 2nd highest average MMR game
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>>158843563
>For what purpose besides being unable to run high

higher the graphics the more clutter, useless particle shit, flashy bright distract trash comes visible/takes more space.
>>
>>158843607
Maybe because he played really well in the spring?
He also destroyed IN THESE SAME QUALIFIERS when he played Lifestealer
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I just played a game and fed 0/15/0 then gave the enemy a rapier. We won. If this isn't proof of forced 50/50 then I don't fucking know what is.
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>Greeks trying their hardest so they can finally pay debnts

Make me proud
>>
>arcane rune DP
ah yes
'balance'
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LETS GO AD FINEM BOYS
>>
>>158843747
tab back in matum
>>
>>158843694
m-make me
>>
>>158843676
why are you angry about some random guy playing on low rofl?
of course if he has a 1440p monitor he plays with 1440p. this isn't 1995 and he probably doesn't use a CRT monitor. tft's can't scale without looking like garbage.
>>
GREECE TO BOSTON

BASED
>>
L I Q R E K T
>>
What was the point of Liquid draft, LC and Skywrath mage are auto-lose heroes
>>
shitquid?
>>
>>158843408
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>
this game would be over 20 minutes age if not for this dogshit death prophet pick
but they're still gonna win
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Seriously fuck bulba, how can one player be so trash and still get invited to top tier teams.

He single handedly makes tier-1 teams tier-2
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>>158843747
>AF wins Boston Major
>Greek govt makes them pay 90% taxes
>They only get 10%

It's a reverse secret!
>>
bulba on suicide watch
how many teams does he have to ruin
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>>158843890
uhhh, but you can duel or chrono into sky ulti! and then there are 4 heroes left and you have no more damage
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>>158843890
they gave ad finem a free trip to Boston since they always tilt at Grand final qualifers don't worry though they'll 2-0 VP easily
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>>158843890

Kuroky was ALWAYS the problem senpai, did you doubt our boy artour?
>>
>A nobody team beats all Tier 1 teams.
>People still argue that there's no competitive circlejerk.
How do you explain that when finally a "none tier1" team gets the chance to play against Tier 1 teams they totally stomp them all?
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>>158843940
pay debts
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>>158843890
they should've forced towers with LC blink and keep killing DP since AF had no save for her

but they just fell apart right at the end of the laning stage feeding kills on all 3 lanes and that whole rosh fiasco
>>
puppey :P LOL!
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>>158843952
he should stick to coaching/theorycrafting
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BULA THE PROFESSIONAL MMR ASSASSIN
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>>158843990
don't post on my d2g anymore lelouch
out now
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>>158843940
Most Secret players didn't even got a 10%, LAMO.
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LC is a fine hero, they just don't seem to have that good of a lineup for her
Jugg AND void ? All melee? Sky was a dogshit hero that people stopped picking for a reason too
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>>158843937
>Matumba didn't play like shit this game
>Kuro didn't sit uselessly mid

I know Bulba didn't accomplish anything early game either, but I think a lot of this is on the team's (Kuro's) decision making.
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>>158844018
more like roster assassin
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>>158843990
After the TI shuffle there weren't really any "tier 1" teams besides Wings who stayed together, everything was put into flux.

These qualifiers are proof that "I only watch tier 1 dota" memers are faggots.
>>
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT OMNI MIRACLE??????
THEY TRADED FATA FOR THIS?
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>URSA BB
>FEEDS
>DP DIES
LULD
>>
kuroky has been trash since ks.int, fight me terrorist apologists
>>
>greeks alt-tab to check d2g
>see retards everywhere
>decide to throw the game

BASED
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what the fuck AF
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>>158844164
You are absolutely correct
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>>158844018
Who does he work for?
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>>158844164
I liked when he was carrying for secret v1
no turkroach trash to bog them down
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>>158844225
he seriously tweeted mid game?
wtf I hate af now
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nice 8k gold swing dotards
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>successfully killed EG
>successfully killed Secret
>successfully killed Liquid
>somehow will end up in a top tier team next
HOW DOES BULBA DO IT LADS
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NICE FUCKING JOB FINLAND
>>
GG
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>>158844287
>>158844287
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2744863884
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I put graphics on max.

Void's face turns blue.

Send help.
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>>158844184
>>158844287
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Oh fugg :DDD
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9K MMR CHRONO, MY DUDES

LITERALLY LMAO'ING AT THESE LOSERS RIGHT NOW LOL

"PROFESSIONAL PLAYERS"

9KMMR

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AAa
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>2536
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MASHALLAH THEY HAVE DONE IT
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2536
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>>158844301
Bulba the HITMAN
It was inside job to ruin all htese teams
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NOT ONE SAVE BULBA. NOT ONE FUCKING SAVE. HOW USELESS CAN YOU BE? PLEASE KILL YOURSELF I'M ACTUALLY BEGGING YOU
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>Liquid was saving strats
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Can we all agree that Matumba is the worst player of Team Liquid?
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Watch Ad Finem lose all games in the Major. At least Liquid could become better than what they are now but these AF guys are just eternal tier 2 shitters
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>secert, alliance, navi, liquid all in the dumpster

what the fuck happened
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>>158844287
stream is delayed
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BASED AF SAVING GREECE FROM DEBTS
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>tfw EU makes you give your Boston major spot to greece
Greece pay debts!
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>sorry guys first time oracle xD
>>
BULBA THE TEAM ASSASSIN STRIKES AGAIN
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>>158844434
that would be miracle followed by bulba
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>>158844225
Our boy Omar!
>>
how much will they get for last place at Boston?
>>
>>158844301

insider here

last year at after ti5 it was decided something had to be done to balance the teams so it was decided bulba would be the balancing factor: there's a lottery with the top teams, the better the performance the more chances to win and the winner takes bulba to make the scene more fair between all the teams
>>
>Cucktumbaman
>Miracuck
>Mind_Cuckold
>Cuckba
>Cuckroky
>>
Hjelp meg forstå hvorfor man velger Legion Kommandoren i et profesjonelt spill?
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kick miracle
kick bulba
pay jerax billion euro bucks to get him back
hire some meme matchmaking player for mid

fix liquid when?
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Holy shit these shots at Secret from Bulldog
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>>158844439
its a new era of dotes
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Someone post YEE GOD BLESS
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>>158844301
B-but muh inner circles, if I don't invite him to my team I will be hated the everyone in the scene!
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>>158844456
That's the worst thing, they've already played A LOT of Bulba Oracle. It's like he doesn't understand that he can save people with his abilities, he does absolutely nothing on that hero
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>>158844225
is "Omar Dabachach" a greek name? is madara white?
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I can't wait for the madera uchihuhu dungulugu paste to be spammed when af wins ti
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>>158844438
ROFL stay bitter you fat fuck.
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>>158844434
matumba is the best player on TL now that jerax isn't there anymore. mind control occasionally outperforms them all though, but he's inconsistent.
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>>158844532
CHOTTO
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>madara is going to get his chocolate ice cream at boston
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>>158844492
man tror att kombon med himlavreds magikern ska va värd nåt, och det var den väl på ett sätt men int fan räcker det att lägga två picks på en kill per fight
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>>158844551
Greeks were Turkish cumdumpster for over 300 years, it doesn't get more brown than that.
They have literally nothing to with ancient greeks, they're just turkish impostors.
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>>158844583
MATTE
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>>158844551
Well Greece is in the vicinity of arab states and the first stop for immigrants from that region, so a name like that doesn't surprise me.
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>>158844551
Greece was Ottoman territory since the early 1400s until late 1800s. They're basically pseudoturks.
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>>158844551
Omar is a muslim name my brother.
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>tfw 2 9k mmr players on the other team

free win I guess
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why no one post tat madara anime shit yet
>>
is tubber wan the guest on this week of memeleague
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>>158844634
Kill yourself neckbeard. I can smell your Cheetos from here.
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>>158844660
yea but they have an mmr assassin on their team
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>>158844680
This stuff goes on reddit now
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>>158844551
WE WUZ PHILOSOPHER KANGZ N SHIET
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Sheever has a fucking linebacker torso WTF? She (male) is huge
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>>158844551
>shitskins taking over america and europe
>now they have set their sights on dota 2

I want ww3
>>
remove /pol/
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>>158844726
xD /int/ memes!
>>
So does this confirm this? That Miracle was just a fluke? A meme created by the hard work of Cr1t, Fly and (God forbid) NoLans?
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>>158844772
Yes and our anime watching muslim greek omar is going to Boston.
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>>158844660
doesnt matter how many 9ks you have when you have bulba on your team
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>>158844740
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What team will LULba ruin next after Liquid?
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>>158844740
Sheever has a 10inch cock
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>>158844551
why is it always fucking muslim
Im gonna guess that Romania isn't even 5% muslim, yet their most famous player next to bone7 is w33 who is muslim and now same with greece?
Does allah grants his followers power to play dota on next level?
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reminder that miracle is trash now that he has an adderall tolerance
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>greeks won
>nobody posting that madara copypasta
nice general dotards
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>>158844672
underrated
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>>158844660
It must be a hard life when your team mates who are below 9k can't do even simple 9k stuff and follow simple 9k game plans. You're just gonna look bad when that happens
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>>158844660
how cool would it be if someone from ad finem was a gulag member all along
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>>158844861
not attracted but i wonder what its like to plow this kind of giant woman
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>>158844772
demon broke him and now blubas finishing the job
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>>158844884
#eSports is nothing but shut-in immigrant children

In NA they are usually chinks/koreans, in EU they are usually muslims.
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>>158844884
Game is all about taking down towers in the name of an imaginary god, with senseless sectarian violence as the only option

How could muzzies NOT crush in this game
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>>158844772
More like cr1t fly and moon, there were tons of games where moon ended up as the real pos2.
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>le bulba boogeyman is the reason my team is garbage
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>>158844924
you would probably spend a lot of time putting her legs in position
>>
god i fucking hate bts
>>
Never trust players who already won a lot of money, they don't have the drive. (Miracle-)

Oh and never trust bulba even though he never won anything
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>>158845004
>liquid without bulba
>win games
>liquid with bulba
>lose games

?
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>>158845004
you'd be ready to fucking kill yourself if you had to play with bulba every game
>>
>OD's face on top of tobi
>tobi wanking
>sheever laughs loudly

what did she mean by that?
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>>158845107
>Liquid without garbage meme mid.
>Somewhat relevant.

>Liquid with meme mid
>Utter failure

HMMM
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Can liquid beat VP?
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>>158845112
>>158845107
>miracle was ""good"" when he was on OG and was babysit and during his adderall honeymoon

>complete fucking garbo now that he isn't babysit and has a tolerance to it

>B-bulba is the reason my team is bad!
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>>158845160
Ok time to take this to the polls

http://www.strawpoll.me/11537014
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>all these miracle fancucks desperate to blame bulba
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I thought Asians were suppose to be good at this game? But all they ever do is pick hard carries and afk farm. They have zero sense of decision making, strategy, map awareness or even basic comon sense. They could have an entire team of nothing but hard carries with no disables, then blame each other poorly and being unable to farm.
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>>158845220
will adderal realy make you better at dota?
>>
>>158845194
>doubting slav throws
>>
I mean say what you want about BTS, but their memeing is top level
Mostly because OD
>>
>>158845194
if liquid will play like they played with greeks and VP will play like they played with secret, then no
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>>158845194
liquid can't beat themselves at this point
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>>158845268
of course. it's like amphetamine
>>
>>158845107
>any team with bulba
>lose games
why do people keep picking this guy up?
>>
>>158845268
>will a performance enchancing drug that improves reaction times, concentration, and vigilence make you better at a game that requires concentration and good reaction times
it's literally like a free 2-3k MMR

its literally the steroids of video games
>>
Can I get adderal at Christiania?
>>
>>158845248
Wouldn't you flame the dazzle/oracle/shadow demon who NEVER saves anyone with grave/false promise/disruption in your game?

He's really bad at defensive supports at least
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>>158845248
mmr shills on suicide watch.
Bring back fata and jerax.

What did we learn dotards?
How about not shuffling after a big event? How about staying in the same teams instead of fucking the entire tier 1 scene back to the fucking stone age?
>>
>>158845268
no

at most it'd help you maintain focus for longer, i.e. make you more consistent. but if you're bad to begin with then drugs can't fix that
>>
>>158845245
MIRACLEFANGAYS ON HOSPICE PROGRAM
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>>158845302
it _is_ amphetamine

i just used the normie name since d2g is not intelligent
>>
>>158845347
This is why Dota 2 esports is such a joke. The level of play keeps going up and down because players for reasons unknown don't want to keep winning.
>>
Hey guys Secret lost to a mediocore team playing their best while Secret had a bad day.
They must be LITERAL shit now, right?
>>158845347
>when teams shuffle theyre often shit for a while
oh wow, amazing. It's almost like teams know that getting used to new playstyles takes a while.
And Liquid will probably be the last ones to get upset about it, they started a team with literal nonames and weren't really that good for a while.
>>
>>158845451
nonames with recognized potential is different than a known washed up shit player
>>
Liquid were /OUR GUYS/ before TI6 ended

what happened?
>>
>>158845451
Puppey is really fucking bad and u don't understand dota if you don't see it.

also MP is probably actually bad at the game.

Midone, Forev and PLD are good.
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>>158845443
Because you don't know what's happening behind the curtain.
Pro players are living the life, they don't really care if they stop winning for a while, if their team synergy isn't really up there.
Some players also can't cope with being known as the top dogs, being extremely confident in yourself just to be beat by some B-level team
>>
>>158845443
>>158845347
Teams think they can kick people, and have other really good people replace them easily. Other teams need to scramble replacements.

but then they have a huge drought of not winning shit and we see Liquid role swapping which is the sign they are fucked
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>>158845451
Let's throw away all the hard work it took to become tier 1 by fucking the team up again.

>>158845443
Jerax is going to Boston at the cost of liquid.
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>>158845534
>chokers who can't compete in relevant events
>our guys
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>>158845569
I hope Wings sets a new standard for teams and they win everything from now on, I really do.
>>
>>158845194
no, Ramzes is better than every single Liquid player
>>
>>158845545
MP is a shit 5k carry

but if you think ppy is bad you're just retarded, the guy is 7,5k mmr plays like 10 games a month and just fucks around. his skill and decision making are incredible.
>>
>>158845634
I'm praying my ballsack crossed that VP doesn't do the Russian chokeroo this time around
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>>158845615
A perfect fit for /d2g/ don't you think?

>>158845663
Don't you have a monitor to break or something pupper?
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Is EG the only team that can shuffle and not fall apart?

Hell they're arguably better now than they were at TI6.

Why is that?
>>
Is there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha?

And I'm referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.
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>people arguing who's good and who's bad as if prodota results after TI3 mattered at all
just relax and enjoy the ride guys, there are no likeable teams anymore or the few likeable have 0 chances of winning anything
>>
Game is fucking garbage now holy shit
>>
>>158845663
mp is 8.1k and poopshit is 7.3 worse than bulba
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>>158845674
current VP roster is pretty low on throws
>>
>>158845725
They got rid of Bulba

>>158845752
>Wings
>not likeable
>>
>>158845663
I refrain from calling MP bad until I see him play more, it might just be extension of Puppey's effect that is making two out of three cores play badly.

Forev is immune to it, he seems to understand what needs to be done and PLD is good honestly.
>>
>>158845752
this, mouz was the last likeable dota team
>>
>>158845780
We know what mmr means. The team with the highest mmr loses.
>>
>>158845837
>liking team BenQ
wew
>>
>Waga has one of the highest MMR's.
>Loses every Pro games he has ever played.
>Liquid has 2 of the very top MMR players.
>Loses to everyone.
Ummm dotards?
>>
>>158845923
What don't you fucking retards get

about DOTA 2 being a team game

in 2016 even more so than ever before

Fucking WHAT
>>
>>158845752
>>158845797
>>158845837
dota died when artur "con-fucking-gratis you can buy null talis" babaev became the most "popular" ""personnality"" in the """""scene"""""
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>>158845923
jerax and fada carried those shitstains
>>
>>158845923
waga is a choker, and he plays a hero thats absolutely garbage if you are choking
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>instead of being happy that madara finally made it d2g is in flames
What the fuck?
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>MMR is literally a honeypot metric

it was so obvious
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>>158845613
You're not fucking up the team, why does everyone think player transfers are a bad thing.
Players wanna try out new comps, play with people they like, evolve as players, even possibly find better teams
Esports is still in its babyshoes, a year to get good again might seem like ages to you, but it's really not.
Of course there are some players that are obviously done playing, but still continue to try, like Puppey or Dendi
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>redditors hating on ourteezy
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>>158845725
Core people stay the same, or players return after having spent time on EG like Zai and RTZ
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>>158846112
Actually made me laugh out loud.
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>>158846112
[You]
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>>158845752
>anymore
But old Fnatic and old Mouz never had chances to win
>>
>>158846108
Madara was always going to make it, like people saw in Matumbamama in finnstack days.
>>
>>158846112
yes
3k is comfiest bracket
>>
>>158845923
Having 2 guys who are really good friends actually makes for the best teams out there.
You need 2 who will work together like a charm and have complete trust in each other and then just drag the rest of the team with them.

>fly/notail
>zai/arteezy
>ogre/IceX3

This is the winning formula. Debate me, or rather don't, I'm feeling really sleepy right now.
>>
>>158846130
>Half black
>Nignog music
>Anger issues.
What is there to like?
>>
>>158845971
>solo queue
>team

lel
>>
>>158846263
Like that Secret team with EE and Arteezy that crash and burned at TI6
>>
>>158846271
>Stops listening to songs once they get popular as memes
is he OUR GUY?
>>
>>158846271
if arteezy is half black putin is half black as well
>>
What if roaming gyro?
>>
>>158846271
Not to mention rtz always has his eyes half open like he's on drugs all the time. Everything he says is meme as well. Did he even finish high school?
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What if dota had a place where you can choose your favorite proplayer and then in the shop there was an item that costed 100g and did absolutely nothing but if you purchase it while your favorite player is playing 1 gold is transferred to him in his game (item can't be sold). for each gold transferred to that player, if he wins that game, you receive 1 MMR.
>>
>>158846352
Putin is half finn A K A vepsian
>>
>>158846331
>ee

People unironically consider EE a """Professional""" player in the current year 2016.
>>
>>158846353
terrible since barrage is nerfed to shit
>>
>>158846353
What if you kys?
>>
>>158839801
>Beesa
When has he ever whined? He has more sportmanship than any of you
>>
>>158846393
>>
I hate rtz so much. Why valve did invite that negro?
>>
>>158846514
Because he's a Reddit guy, and Valve loves Reddit.
>>
>>158846112
Does this mean... that I could... be a PROFESSIONAL DOTA 2 PLAYER with my 3k MMR?

WHOA
>>
>>158846514
to get people like you and me mad
>>
>>158846486
Dude whined the fuck out when I bought BKBs, wards and gems in inhouses
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>this enlongated break before Liquid vs VP because liquid is currenetly falling apart
wew
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>>158846696
>>158846696
>>158846696

new thread

>>158846696
>>158846696
>>158846696
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>>158846271
he's not half black, he's full turk
>>
>>158846353
>>158846472
>>158846473
What if support gyro that maxes flak first, with drow + venge on his team
>>
>>158846671
inhouses are complete and utter cancer. I flamed by like 4 different people for 40 minutes because I was actually trying to cs/deny during the laning stage
>>
>>158845923
Zai was considered the best offlane in the world when he was barely even 6k.
>>
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
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>We live in a meta where Pugna and Warlock are viable mids

When will publords try to adapt to inevitably fail while ruining all my games?
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reminder that in this interim, you do have a choice besides watching bulldog, cs:go has some tourney ongoing with cheating monkeys vs swedes
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>>158847081
>cs:go has some tourney ongoing with cheating monkeys vs swedes
Explain
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>>158844439
its the first major, its the post ti season.

Navi has never been good during this period even when puppey was around
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>>158845752
>TI3
>MUH GLORIFIED 5k PUB WAS THE PEAK OF DOTA
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>binland on Io
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LUL BA
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>>158845832
have you seen him playing drow and jugg? he hides from the fights instead of right clicking, it's awful to see.

and russia has a bunch of 8k+ carries that austitically play 15 games a day of carry and wonder why no team wants them. mmr doesnt mean skill and understanding, it means mechanics and a lot of free time.
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>>158846856
dont forget mid omniknight
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obmygod 'rons means neurons doesn't it I fucking hate d2g
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>>158854292
lel
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>>158846671
That definitely was not Beesa. Beesa is no whiner. He hardly even speaks. He for sure never flames. So dude you must be confusing him with someone else - an imposter maybe!?
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