Genji's Haiku:
>so much grams
>unzip da bag, dip in my hand
>then I palm trees
Illustrated hy Hanzo edition
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Previous thread:>>158678838
GOOD TIMES
ALL NEW STATE OF MIND
Jesse Mccree
>I can't get out of gold because my team sucks
>elo hell fuck this matchmaking!
I dropped down to 1600 for you guys to prove that it is very possible and easy to solo querers out of gold back to diamond.
Tracer
Last weekend to get those Halloween 'chievos.
Anyone else gonna hit the grind? Any groups?
>>158699274
most of the overwatch playerbase are massive shitters what do you expect
>We are clearly the worse team in the match
>as we go to attack someone on their team DCs
>they never return
>we barely pull out a win 6v5
>ggez
>>158700009
>>158700242
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20353652
>>158699784
>ggez
>>158700489
But will something good happen?
This game is so disheartening
I can never win as support or tank because there's only so much I can do if the dps is awful at countering and outputting damage and I'm not good enough at dps to carry and even then dps is usually instalocked or everyone else lacks the fundamental knowledge to actually play their roles right
;_;
>>158700785
Blizzard is good at caramel waifus
>>158701073
God damn right they are
what do i tell me team to win a choke maps like hanamura and numbani?
>decide to look myself up
>click on someone with the same name as me out of curiosity
uhh...
>struggling to get out of 2500/2600
>turn mic and chat off
>insta lock dps
>6 game win streak and suddenly 2800 by the end of the night
Life is good
I think everyone in this game has poor reading comprehension
They think "defend" means "rush the enemy team"
God I fuckin hate people
>>158701207
>>158701073
They are, but restrain yourselves from sexualizing them.
yfw Mei ice wall blocks your ultimate
>Team can't beat genji
>Switch to roadhog
>Team can't beat mei now
>Can't swift of genji will fuck them
Holy shit guys learn more than 1 hero before joining competitive
Where did things go so wrong?
>>158701638
>Not rushing B like a cyka blyat
good night /owg/
may the smugberries and mccree bfs watch over you
>>158701664
>your face when she tries to block you from running from her slushie gun with an icewall
>except you were playing genji/hanzo
Hahaha bitch, a slippity slap i'm Spring Heel Jack, and away I gooooooooo!
>Sombra has been lying to us and manipulating us into doing her dirty work
GUILLERMO IS INNOCENT
YOU'RE ALL FOOLS
YOU'D TRUST A GANG OF RUFFIANS?
>three days before the event ends
>people are even worse now than during the beginning of Junkenstein's Revenge
FPSfags are absolute garbage at PvE, god fucking dammit.
>>158701640
Well I love tf2 and I love heroes of the storm, mix them both together and you get overwatch.
I'll just have to wait until my studies begin and I'll get my student loans going.but I'll have to pay back some IOUs first so it''l take probably until march until I can buy overwatch
why
Tfw no mccree bf
>>158701874
not all heroes wear capes, or leave the house
>>158700465
>>158700009
>>158700242
>tfw no qt Smugberry to playfully tease
>>158701808
I was playing today and right off the bat, two guys with the same name except one had a '2' at the end both pick hanzo, someone picks Genji and another Widowmaker. We're on attack.
It's like they were literal fetuses or retarded orangutangs.
>>158699274
i solo queued someone from 1600 to 3000 in the span of 2 hours mang
>Boxes from 50 - 90
>Got all skins + Genji highlight
>Still 3000 gold left for the next event
>>158701874
I guess some people just want to chill out. No elims, no damage, no off-assists, no sound barriers even. Just sit on the objective and chain heal amp.
I've never seen so many patronizing autistics in a community before I came to this game. It's like no one on this game knows how to trash talk. They just drop one of the following and they act like they won something:
ur salty
ur toxic
ur mad
haha i luv u :*
thanks britbongs
Which
>>158702186
>still no witch mercy
>got 1355 gold
Am I going to make it? Be honest guys.
Also why is this the only skin that's so fucking expensive?
>>158702294
Yes
So what the fuck is Hanzo for exactly? Aside from his ult, I don't see the point in him aside from just being Huntsman the Class.
>>158701965
>Junkenstein's Revenge
>beaten to Hanzo
>fine I'll pick Ana much cushier responsibility
>someone isn't watching the right lane
>tell them to watch their lane
>middle lane becomes neglected
>Reaper soon
>McCree and Hanzo use their Ultimates before Reinhardt even announces the first boss
>Leave the Game?
>>158702373
I dunno man i'm alright with him on defense. I get POTG's with him more than any other character without using my ult.
>>158702261
I never see any since my chat is perma muted at all times.My blood pressure has never been lower.
>>158702484
>all those times you want to leave the game because of this shit
>just go on cruise control and get those experience points
I wish I wasn't a whore for experience.
>>158702373
People who play him don't say he's the best, most consistent DPS. They say they pick him because he's fun.
>>158702629
I pick him because I do well with him and his sonar arrow is super useful.
>>158702373
I don't know what they're thinking when it comes to his intentional design, but you can really fuck people with scatter arrow.
>>158702373
He's decent long-range DPS and can shut down a choke point pretty hard, also >>158702709. Issue he's a magnet for shitters who can't aim
>>158701874
Ah a girl gamer? Do mine eyes betray me!?
>>158702709
Roadhog and Hanzo are a hilarious pair that puts the enemy team on tilt so much. "Random" headshots, and then hooking people the second they step out of cover because you could see them through the walls. Makes people mad as fuck
>mendo telling stories on stream about what a horrific shithole sweden was
>says one of his friends got raped, was going to the police station to report it, and it happened AGAIN by a different person
>>158702792
>sonar arrow shows a bunch of guys coming down a hallway
>fire scatter arrow into the hallway
>ding ding
>mfw
>>158701642
who would want to sexualize pharah
>>158701948
iktf
>What's the name for girls like this?
Angela took a step back from the door.
What she had heard was without a doubt Morrison and Reyes going at it in the shower and she was turned on beyond belief. While the way the two of them carried on was an open secret around the base, for reasons due to how private both of them were, it was still shocking to be a party to what was a private moment.
And yet she loved it.
She twisted her hands over and over as she moved farther from the bathroom. This is no time to be acting like a schoolgirl, Angela , she thought, you should just leave and never mention it.
And yet she didn’t.
While she did have a strong sense of decency and politeness, what the good doctor did not possess much of when it came to her libido was sense. As she drifted back towards the front of the apartment, the swell of her own horniness made her body ache. Hearing Reyes, someone she had pondered about cornering in a dark room herself, groan in pleasure almost made her knees buckle. The idea that he was melting under the touch of Commander-All-American-Good-Looks-Morrison himself was almost too much for her.
So she stayed.
>>158702884
Sweden used to be amazing but we started importing the third world in and people acted surprised when we became third world.
>>158702860
>>158702186
All of them but mercy adn 2kj gold. plus twice I've gotten double legendaries that were non-event skins. mercy would be ncie but not worth 3k desu (to be honest). especially since i never play her
>>158703045
That's my fetish. Congratulations.
>>158702998
Fujoshi.
Why i can't learn from my mistake
why am i even try to play comp without friends
holy fucking shit elo hell
>>158703045
tsareena best pokemon
>Team picks troll heroes
>I pick one
>We lose first round of course
>I was joking anon please play seriously
Fuck you that was your fault to begin with I'm staying this
These people need to learn already
>>158703114
>>158703045
That shit probably tastes like grass, no thanks pal.
>>158703114
That's it!! Thanks.
>>158702373
scatter arrow can one shot lots of characters. well timed sonic arrows can give your team an advantage when other teams makes a rush. his arrows hit pretty hard and it's surprisingly easy to get gold damage with him, he can do 250 damage crits every couple of seconds. if he is left alone behind theaction he can shred the entire team.
I find it hard to find reasons to choose widowmaker over him honestly.
So let me get this straight
>Ana
>Deals damage on par with Zeny
>Heals more than any other support, even fucking Mercy that only function is to heal
>Not only that, her grenade boosts any healing + deals damage + denies heals from the enemy team for 5 FUCKING SECONDS IN A 10 SEC COOLDOWN
>Can shutdown any aggressor, contrary to other supports that are fucked without their team
>Her ult has no counter except other Ana's sleep dart
>Aaaaaand, she has the tiniest model of all heroes
How can anyone consider this abomination remotely balanced? There's a reason why burst damage is meta, anything that's not an instagib is only feeding ult charge to this bitch. Jesus christ, what a travesty of balance team
>>158703398
I'm ready for Sombra to dominate s3 in a similar fashion.
>>158703114
Fujoshit.
>join quickplay
>enemy team goes all hanzo
>pretty easy win, even got POTG, match lasted like 3 minutes
>next round, same players on both teams
>team goes Hanzo and expect me to go Hanzo too, despite other team saying they have a normal team comp now (they did)
>hate hanzo so don't
>get insulted by both teams
>>158702373
To break some tight choke like Hanamura's attack, and that's it. His ult is pretty good to tear down that Rein + Mei annoyance
What's he likeliness of Blizzard doing some edgy hacker meme to introduce Sombra?
>>158703525
>official news article recognizing the arg
Is it finally happening? I just want it to be over.
>>158703581
Where have you been?
>>158703496
If her ""leakead"" skills are real, I doubt it. But it wouldn't surprise me if Blizzard pushed her without testing her full potential, they do that all the time with their games
Goddamn, I love Tracer. She's so much fucking fun, zipping around, capping fools in the back of the head.
>>158703581
If nothing substantial happens on Tuesday that's what you should be expecting
>>158703525
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>>158703705
What are her leaked skills and from where?
>>158700883
Zarya and Ana can carry teams to victory
It's just really hard, keep at it bro. All you can do is tilt the game in your favor by playing out of your mind. If your team wants to lose, they will lose.
>>158702373
I'm a Hanzo main and I can say it's because he's a good hero useful in every mode and map. He's great at attacking a point or pushing the payload with his ult, his sonar arrow is a free wallhack, scattershot is a guaranteed kill, and he has plenty of mobility and damage to 1v1 anyone in the game.
>>158701664
I report every mei for griefing when they do that. I had one block us all off the objective on KOTH in overtime after we pulled off the clutchest revive into teamkill I've ever done.
To be betrayed by your teammate is a terrible feeling. I truly hope they are the empty, despair-filled human beings I believe them to be.
Genji fucking sucks at haikus, no wonder Hanzo killed him.
Who /notexcitedatallforsombra/ here?
>>158703520
>quickplay, Gibraltar Attack
>Two guys go junkrat
>Domino's, and everyone goes junkrat
>Literally leisurely strolling around with the payload
I know I'm a noob, but why is it that one-hero teams seem so powerful? I remember one team that went all Soldier, then on defense all Torb, and it was a curbstomp.
What should I do?
I won't make it to the level 100 overlap for easy Halloween boxes.
Should I play normally and get easy boxes after the event, or should I risk losing the free boxes (because of the new leveling system) and wait for Sombra?
>>158702792
He's a 1 hit kill sniper, with a tank busting ability, wall hacks, and pretty good mobility. Don't forget an ult that combos better with zarya than anyone else.
I love it. Zarya locks the whole team in her ult, Rein puts his shield up while I just ult through it and kill everyone. Thanks Zarya :)
>>158704025
here's the attention (read: (you)) you wanted
>>158704025
I just want porn for her, that is all.
>>158704204
thanks, really means a lot
>>158703762
From when the halloween event and sombra image were leaked. Some people were saying one of her abilities revolve around disabling health packages around the map, but I doubt it
>Reach Diamond
>Games are significantly easier to win than high Plat games
Is this the fabled Elo Heaven?
>>158703398
She's support.
I am A-OKAY with support being OP.
Cutest and best pairing
>>158704254
jesus. Can you imagine if we waited for this long for a character who disables health packs? AHAHAHAHAAH EPIC BLIZZARD
>>158704254
That sounds like a shittier version of ana's grenade.
am I not supposed to use him on maps like Lijiang and Nepal? What should be my strategy with him when I'm trying to claim the point?
reminder that stealth is one of the hardest mechanics to balance in an FPS, and is part of what killed dirty bomb
>finally did placement matches
>only placed 2625 plat
feels bad man. genuinely thought i was better than that
i played support all games; does that still matter? or am i just terrible
>>158704072
because people play against hero stacks as if it's a normal comp. like when a lone genji tries to flank 6 meis and thinks his double jumps mean anything, or roadhog even attempts to attack.
I played a match as 6 meis, we thumped the other team until they went 4 junkrat and could just hang back and drown the points in bombs then they almost won. if they had've done it from the start they probably would've.
>it's a "The other team picked 4 flankers and our team has no idea why there's no heals episode"
>>158704220
I got you senpai
>>158704349
Literally half of the playerbase is in Plat. The amount of skill variance is staggering,
>>158704349
The overwatch people said a lot more people placed in platinum than they intended, and not as many in bronze and silver.
>>158704072
Because the amount of skill and coordination required to execute a 6 hero strat is pretty much 0, but to counter it, you need specific picks and some team coordination. Needless to say it usually results in a brain dead stomp.
>The Reaper!
>run to McCree
>You're powered'up! Get in there!
>Step right up!
>bang bang bang bang!
>feel pretty proud of myself
>run past McCree to take care of a Zombardier
>McCree dies
>look behind me
>Reaper is at full health
>>158704349
You're average or maybe slightly above it. Plus side is you should get matches very quickly.
Does anyone have the webm of a dva ulting the anas surrounding the sleeping roadhog?
>>158702860
>girl gamer
It's possible, there were like 3 people spectating the game so they could be in that person's stack.
>>158702338
all the event items are 3x the normal price that non-event items have
>>158700489
>In addition, emails revealed conversations with Indian megacorporation Vishkar to explore the exporting of LumériCo's proprietary energy systems to Vishkar's developments worldwide. Vishkar itself has recently been the subject of inquiries regarding its business dealings, particularly in the wake of its newest projects in Rio de Janeiro. Given the amount of investment Mexico has put into LumériCo, a partially state-sponsored energy company, its cozy relationship with Vishkar should be a cause for concern.
I wonder if Symmetra will be affected by this
>>158702912
She's a qt pa2t so I can see why
>QP
>We are in dire need of a tank
>No, faggots only want to use Genji, Hanzo, Reaper
>Stuck as healer
>They are not even able to kill a not-so good Mei
>They blame because I was not healing them 100% of the time and they sream because I'm attacking
No
FUCK YOU
I had 4 gold medals with fucking Mercy because you suck
>>158704902
I just mute all chat in QP
>>158704302
>She is a support
>With an offensive hero dps
>That's better at defending than defense heroes
Let's just slap +300 HP/100 Armor so she can be a tank as well
>>158701874
>""""Lady""""Murloc
>mains brain dead support
>probably not good at it anyway
Gee I wonder why.
>hear ana boost someone on the enemy team
>hear enemy genji activating his ult right after
wat do?
>>158701874
I think I realized something. In about 5 profiles I have seen, including my own, it seems everyone has a winrate hovering around 4 wins per hour. Can anyone confirm?
>>158704186
>pretty good mobility
He can't do shit once someone gets in melee range, even widow has better mobility with her hook if it's off cooldown.
>>158705142
here's me
>widow on defense trying to play team captain
>It's okay that D.Va doesn't do any damage because tanks aren't supposed to deal damage!
>Reinhardt can kill most heroes with one charge and has an ult combo that lets him solo wipe entire teams
>Roadhog can one-shot anyone he lands a hook on
>Zarya can easily reach 100 charge and blow through anything besides Genji and Tracer
>Winston has zero-impact no matter what he does
Stop buffing her fucking health and give her a way to actually fight someone. If your hero is countered by walking three feet away then they need a fucking change.
>>158705231
Sup fag
>>158705046
pray your ana has incredible aim
>>158705283
it's offset by the fact that it's unlimited ammo and requires zero brain to hit anyone
>>158705283
D.Va's damage is fine, play her outside of shitter ranks before you talk
>>158705142
>check mine
>sitting at 4.03
>>158705283
>tfw her meka's weapon is called Fusion Cannons
>shoots out popcorns
>>158705046
who /sub-1700 on console/ here?
>>158705231
You're 4.4 wins per hour.
>>158699274
>there are people who prefer excuses and shifting responsibility onto others rather than to accept that they are shit
you wasted your time, these people are not worth trying to convince
>>158705231
i think i played with you. i was the very very good ana
>>158705046
>mfw this happens and Genji goes against me and my turrets roast him
>The entire match is that faggot trying to get me from behind or detroying my turrets from afar and not helping his team
Playing Simmetra is sometimes just that fun
>>158705283
>Winston has zero-impact no matter what he does
>>158703708
>tfw zipping around and annoying the enemy team so much they forget about the point and chase me around the entire match
Tracer is so great to use.
>>158704254
>>158704328
>>158704337
What if she didn't disable them but poisoned them
Still kinda shit on its own though
What if she could turn any turret or trap from hostile to friendly
>>158705621
>Can't deal damage
>Can't tank
>Can't chase
>Ult is easily nullified by any stun and actively detriments allies when used
>>158700489
>previous hero reveals had some teaser the week before they were revealed the following tuesday
>get this article with a date for next tuesday
Will it finally be over?
>the only hero that's almost S tier
she doesn't need """"re-belance"""", she needs a good old fashion NERF.
>>158704254
Considering the amount of Reapers, Genjis and Tracers that only survive by dashing through Health packs I say we would at least enjoy a week or two raging faggots with that
>>158705896
just kill her lol
>>158705724
>turret
>health packs
so another useless defense character?
:^)
the solo queue myth is just a meme
>>158705794
Please post your rank, I want to see the stats of someone who thinks this. I'll give you another free (you)
If you just reply with something gay like I expect like "lol rank why should i no post ures fgt" I'm not going to reply at all.
>>158705896
>the only
What? What about Lucio?
>>158705939
>jinxing yourself
wtf are you doing anon
>>158699274
someone who blames his teammates will never learn from his own mistakes
>>158705896
she has a pretty big nerf on ptr, 20% less charge gain
Is Junkenstein's Revenge possible in a PUG? It seems like the average group is too fucking retarded to know that ana ult should stack with mccree or soldier and that you need to be shooting the zomnics almost constantly
>play comp
>faggot decide to "troll" because someone has taken dps class before him
>he's taking mei and doing nothing beside being a huge faggot
>LOST ANOTHER SHITTY MATCH BECAUSE IT'S SO FUN BEING ALONE
>>158705954
Lucio isn't S-tier, this is why those retarded "tier lists" are fucking stupid and only shitters follow them. Pickrate doesn't directly relate to how good a hero is, Lucio will always get picked because nobody else has anything even remotely similar to speed boost.
>>158706078
I just do my best to deal with the small fry while a bunch of rape happens behind me.
>>158706109
What the hell is your criteria then?
Potential damage output?
Now I realize why plat is so bad
in my last 5 game I have been told to kill myself 10 million times by deranked diamonds and been shitstomped by 3 different boosters
>>158706109
>Pickrate doesn't directly relate to how good a hero is,
>Lucio will always get picked because nobody else has anything even remotely similar to speed boost.
>nobody else has anything even remotely similar to speed boost.
>nobody
That's what makes him good you dip.
If they removed every healer from the game but Mercy she would be a good hero.
>>158705557
>>158705432
>>158705231
>>158705142
So I guess it's confirmed? Blizzard sets things up so most people will have ~4 wins / hour. Win too much, and your team will be progressively shittier people, and viceversa.
>>158706078
I randomly joined a Hard game a couple nights ago, not really expecting to beat it, but after a good attempt the four of us grouped up and got it on the second try.
This is after six+ attempts as a four man group off my friends list.I was supposed to wait for one of them and get the achievement together.
Does anyone else get really angry when you have a Draw game in comp?
>>158706231
Kill yourself
>>158705896
Check PTR.
I would like a redesign of her and Lucio. Really dislike everything about how they both work.
Whose responsibility is it to watch our rear?
>>158706241
>>158706189
Not that guy but Lucio won't single handedly carry a game, that's why I personally don't consider him S tier
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20353652
>>158706252
It means Blizzards MM algorithm is creating balanced games because people are trending towards a 50% win ratio.
>>158706189
Tier lists are supposed to be calculated based on their strength in a vacuum then adjusted by matchups.
Zarya would be classified as S-tier because she's strong and has no actual counters.
Junkrat is low tier because on paper he's quite strong but in practice he's mostly just going to give a lot of charge to zarya and the supports.
If you're going to go up to S tier then Ana and Zarya are the only ones because they're both strong and have no reliable counters.
>750 down the drain
>>158700489
Holy fuck
If they had done shit like this three months ago, then this wouldn't have been a complete shitshow
This is the first thing that actually looks like a fucking ARG
>>158706415
>I personally don't consider him S tier
Good thing no one cares about your shitter opinion or whatever random criteria you think makes a hero good or not.
>>158706308
>>158705896
>Heroes that fill very spesific roles
>In a game with 20 so total
>Where none of the others can fill those roles
All you need is others that can fill speed boost and denial and they wont become must picks anymore.
They really need to release a bunch of heroes (2-4) together to get the game back on track then release more every few months
>>158705525
I play on console at 1600 and to be honest it is much harder than playing on a computer
Watching the higher players on computer, i reckon I could get 2800 at least If i played on one.
>>158706431
It's nice they acknowledge the people participating the arg but still makes me wonder what was the point of everything before the Lumerico emails. I guess Sombra's password was used once but still
Coldhardt or Blackhardt?
>>158706593
If you can't climb to 2800 on console what makes you think you could climb to 2800 on PC? You could probably climb to 4k on consoles if you personally played on a PC while everyone else played on a console.
>>158704169
In the same boat. I want to hold off for Sombra, but I don't want to get fucked
>>158703045
>Not Grass/Fighting
Blunder of the century
>>158706593
There's basically no difference between 0-3400
>>158706704
I always go with the skins that have a helmet over the ones that don't
>>158704169
Just play normally, they'll probably implement the 20k xp for all levels once sombra comes out.
>>158706678
Pretty sure blizzard got too trigger happy and wasn't ready to reveal anything on sombra yet so they stalled till the countdown was over knowing blizzcon is around the corner
>>158706575
AOE healing is stupid to me, I just plain don't like how he's designed.
>>158703307
>he thinks grass tastes bad
>>158706823
Yeah, the leveling changes aren't coming out until mid November
>>158706816
Same, without the helmet his head just looks too tiny in comparison with the armour
>>158706907
>he thinks sombra will come before november
>>158706593
>I'm 1600 on console but I could be 2800 on PC
HOLY SHIT LMAO
I didn't think console cucks were this disillusioned. You would be lucky to break bronze.
>tfw support main
>tfw no idea what to do and flounder every time I have to play dps on the rare occasions both support roles get insta-locked
>this time dps and support got insta-locked so I had to dps
>play Zarya despite having only an hour on her in total
>get the 20 elims without dying achievement
>end game with gold medals in kills and obj time over the Genji
>bronze damage
>even got potg
>ended game with 31/5 k/d
Holy shit why did nobody tell me that Zarya is so fun, I think I'm going to play her more often. Does anyone have any special tips for her? While I think I did well, I probably made some mistakes. Like for instance, if we get gravitonned should I also graviton the enemy team if they're all grouped up or should I save it? Also I was primarily using M1 for attacking rather than M2, really only using the M2 to spam long range engagements until they came to us. Is that good or bad?
note: the leaver only left as soon as the first half was done, I didnt notice they had anyone leave until pasting the screencap in paint but I think he came back pretty shortly after since they had 6 when attacking
>>158706991
But I just said that wouldn't be until mid November?
>Anubis
>2-2
>they have 1:00, we have 1:10
>they sweep us for 4-2
>aw fuck man
>we sweep them
>4-4 draw
How come Sudden Death pushes teams to the limit
Both teams took 8-9 minutes to cap B the first round, then went fucking ham the second round.
>>158706513
thats why you wait for the last day to spend coins
>>158706513
tfw don't have it, it's easily the best pharah skin.
>>158707065
>WHy did nobody tell me Zarya was so fun
Because "mains" are fucking cancer that need to off themselves
You were not worth the time it takes to talk to
Now if you start practicing with other heroes and expand your pool, you might be getting somewhere
>tfw trying to improve your aim
>found this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSUmjfYA9TQ
not many guides on improving aim feel like they actually help but I think this might really help, thoughts?
>>158705464
>Transformers Megatron has an arm canon classified as a fusion canon
>one of the most powerful weapons in the series
>D.Va has fusion canons
>can literally stand in front of her for hours without dying with even the weakest character without so much as a bruise
I played her a lot in the free portion of the beta but I havn't played her much sense. The last time was a week ago where her fly boost plus shield and knocking enemy teams around was easily the most fun thing to do.
The last hero you just played as is now pounding at your front door and yelling at you to come outside for a big surprise.
Would you open the door?
>>158707246
Boosting and melee does more damage than shooting point-blank headshots. It's fucking stupid.
>>158706078
I believe it's almost impossible in solo queue unless you get lucky like the soldier in this pic did. We finished hard with a 3 man group and a random. The only way to finish it is if everyone times their ults, and doesn't fuck them up. And if you do fuck up be able to recover without too much door damage.
But even with the 3 of us it took several tries to get it all just right. Sometimes I'd miss my sleep dart by a hair, or someone instantly dies by accidentally walking into duel zombarder blasts. When the stars align and everyone does their role it is possible.
>>158707271
>McCree
Why not, he seems like a decent enough guy
>Don't have Junkenstein's Monster yet
>Don't have a single purple skin
>3800 gold
>Desperately torn between either completing my collection of legendaries (I have Witch, Pumpkin, and Junkenstein) or getting over half of the epics
>Time's starting to run low
Help
>>158707174
I dont main any specific support, I play zen, lucio, and ana
But if you had meant role mains, then I do see where you're coming from since I usually dont perform well when having to go away from healers and I do want to try and fix that
>>158707271
>Tracer
I'd rip the door off the hinges, and mine is made of steel anon
>>158707271
>Zarya
Well seeing as how I'm not an omnic nor have I openly supported omnics I think I'd be fine opening it
>>158707271
>Open door
>Scattershot under my feet
>Dead before I can do anything
Fucking Shimadas.
>>158707271
>Widowmaker
>big surprise
I can't wait.
>>158707174
Zarya/Mei main here, just hit grandmaster entirely solo today. Please do go on about how I'll never get anywhere.
>>158707432
At least wait until the final hours so you don't end up with dupes. Personally not a huge fan of that skin because of the TERROR across his stomach but still, I like the lights on the gun.
>>158707271
>Ana
either im getting sleep darted and kidnapped or I get hard candy
I think that's a risk worth taking
>>158707271
>Tracer
Yeah I'd open it
>people who can't play every role
why do you even play this game
>>158706109
>he's not S-tier
>he's just completely essential to every team with no other hero nearly as important as him
Bastion main here, why does my team always leave when I try to play comp?
>>158707174
desu Zarya and Lucio mains are acceptable because they are always welcome in any team setup and gamemode/map
Zen was until Ana came back into the scene, but Ana hasn't entirely replaced him because he's still good for KOTH
>>158707723
If he was s-tier then nerfing him would do anything to his pickrate
>>158707271
>>158705218
I can't get in melee range of hanzo when he's 50 feet up in the air on some stupid sniper perch
>>158707626
The surprise is a poison bomb. on the other side of the door while she sneaks into the back to shoot you.
>>158707626
I wonder what kind of surprise it could be
I really hope sombra is a sabotage/shut down support, having skills like slows, damage debuff, and silence. Seems like a character that could really help keep certain strats and combos in check. Then once curry master gets her rework support can be more than 4 flavour of heal slut.
>>158707793
you typed a bunch of words but none of them seem to connect into a coherent thought
>>158704963
Good idea! Can't we make it 200 hp 400 armor though?
>>158704169
You don't really lose them, you just have to work harder for the first few than you would now.
But it's still roughly the same amount of EXP for 100 boxes. (It's actually 8500 more in the current system.)
>>158707681
It's mostly autism wanting all the legendaries, but yeah. Witch and Junkenstein were the ones I've wanted most, though there's a couple epics I wouldn't mind getting
I'm going to wait until as late as fucking possible to buy it, but this shit is nerve wracking
>>158707773
Why KOTH specifically
>>158707718
yeah omg
football kickers should be able to play linebacker too omg lol
>>158707640
Mmmhm. Sure you did
And even on the off-chance that you did, assuming that just because it happened to you means it applies to the entire game is a special kind of mental retardation
>That one group who instantly locks 2 dps
>>158703525
>>158703758
Corrected version
Has anyone ever gotten to Diamond solo queueing?
This is suffering.
>>158707065
Dont bother firing your graviton surge when the other zarya does. Just fire it when you and you team can capitalize on it the most. GS is easily one of the best ults to combo with.
Lads, I only have 1k gold
Do I get the ana emote, mei highlight intro (I never play her but holy shit that's cute), or save for sombra memes
>>158708143
>trusting shitters not in your group to do damage
HAHAHA Fuck no go mercy and heal me you shitter
>>158708183
Yeah, it's called winning the game.
>want to play overwatch
>league of legends season ends sooner and I'm still not gold
>>158708068
because everyone's always grouped up for transcendence and discord fucks Winston hard, and Winston is pretty much required on KOTH
>>158708196
Hey anon, another thing, when's the best time to time my shields at? While I was doing a good job of maintaining high energy, I sort of want to know the best way. Do I do it when a teammate is about to walk into the action or when they're already in the action? I was doing a mix of both. Shielding whoever was under fire but also shielding our rein as he got really close to the enemy.
>>158708183
I was 2 wins away then dropped all the way back down
It seems possible but sure as hell luck depended.
>>158708275
league of losers is shit
uninstall it and be free of your addiction
>ping 196
>People actually want Lucio nerfed
Just make another AoE healer but without the Speed boost and he won't be picked as much as you fuckers are thinking
>>158708183
I did
I played at 2700, went on a huge losing streak to 2400, and now I'm at 3031
>>158707718
I honestly just main Hanzo at this point. He's good at almost everything except tanking and if you're good you don't get shot in the first place.
>>158708583
>not a lucio main
>>158708587
*placed at 2700
Also I should note I've barely even played comp since like, after the first week or two of season 2 I had that losing streak and rage quit until halloween update came around and
>>158708587
I lost 200 points already thanks to Koreans (in my team) but I'll keep trying
700 to go
>>158708068
>>158708314
Also because it's a lot easier to heal the more fast paced flankers like Tracer that will be 100% on your team, plus you can do damage and de-buffing while you're at it
>>158708583
Speed boost is why he's played
But yeah more heroes will always help balance the game funnily enough. Till there's too many of them to balance which will be around the 50 mark
>>158708124
certain players are better at certain roles
my little sister can't flick or track for shit but she has good game sense and can heal really well
im chatty and like to direct the team and flow of the game, i gravitate towards tanks as a result
maining shit is fine as long as you have a few backup heroes within that role
Why do white girls in video games love black men so much? Anyone else notice this trend?
>>158708583
>Three second cooldown when switching between speed and healing
>Wallride now has a 5 second cooldown
It's easy.
This guy plays Genji every game and is below bronze.
>>158708776
He's probably a child.
>>158708687
Dont worry, anon, I believe in you
It'll be frustrating as fuck, believe me, but you can do it
I'm a support main so for me it was extra frustrating since I have to completely depend on my team to perform well. There's only so much you can do as a healer.
I'm sure that as a tank or DPS you'll have a much easier time than I did.
>>158708776
>20 hours played
Bro he's new, chill your autism you cuck
>>158708739
No.
>>158708776
>Time on Fire
>Average
>00:10
>>158708160
>tfw you were hoping she was a sentient virus
>>158708430
You want to position yourself in the middle of the action, the front when necessary. You want to pop out your shields like right as your teammates start taking damage. Since yr shield only last two seconds you have to really time it right. As Zarya your job is to save people at just the time they are about to take a lethal amount of damage, but don't be afraid to pop them out when the enemies are at a distance to gain a bit of damage. Also, when you have your personal shield up dont be afraid of popping it and stepping into some damage to charge up your power, like a hanzo ult or reinhardt firestrike.
>>158708879
I like how Asian women don't really emote when they take their licks. I wish my girlfriend would learn to do that instead of crying.
>>158708202
Ana emote. By the time Sombra comes around, you may have earned a bit more money. Plus, the emote wont be available for another 11 months.
>>158708846
>20 hours
>new
I have 12 and placed Gold. I don't play FPS games.
That person clearly has Downs or is under ten.
Remove all healers.
>>158708238
your friends are shit
I know you tell yourself that he's doing well, but he doesn't do shit
you friends suck and don't pull their wieght
>>158708829
No, I've played with him and he says every game: "Ready to win?" and he loses
>>158709091
Remove everyone I don't personally like.
>>158708772
What is the fat cow actually saying?
>>158709040
Coo, I don't give a shit, sub 100 hours makes you new. Expecting someone to be good when you're new makes you a retard
>roadhog's hook is fine
>>158708772
>Lucio's Crossfade Speed Boost reduced to 10%
>Zen's Orb of Harmony, Mercy's Caduceus Staff Damage Boost, and Ana's Nanoboost now increase speed by 10%
there fixed lol
>>158708937
Mei ult is also a fantastic time to do it. Charges you like mad and eliminates any slowdown long enough to escape it and negate freezing.
>play junkenstein
>pick McCree
>Ana doesn't nanoboost you when you Deadeye
>pick Ana
>McCree doesn't Deadeye when you nanoboost him
>pick anyone else
>both suck
>>158709132
>your friends are shit
Keep healing me slut no one wants to hear you
>>158709053
Hello there!
>>158709215
>changing lucio at all
Fuck you he's perfect.
>>158709207
>>158709237
Yes, also this. Zarya can save the shit out of your teammates by clearing the cc effects of her freeze ray.
>>158709175
Allowing someone to be bad after ten hours makes you an enabler.
>>158708937
Thanks a lot for the advice, anon!
I take it timing comes down a lot to playimte with Zarya since it just takes a bit of different gamesense, but I'll be sure to keep these in mind
>>158709237
This is something I did make sure to do since while its rarely happened to me, being saved by Zarya from Mei ults always feels like a million bucks
>>158709215
that wouldn't really be the same thing because all of the other healers' boost would be single target
it's not the same as the entire team being able to move faster than the other team in a team fight should the other team not have a lucio
>>158709343
>Lucio's perfection decreased to 10%
>>158709343
All he needs are some good skins or a green frog helmet skin.
the copy pasta of blizzard getting hacked sombra reveal is going to happen isnt it?
What should I get I have 3k gold and all the new skins. I play pharah and macree what are the best skins?
>its a roadhog hooks you when he wasn't even aiming for you episode
>its a hanzo headshots you when he wasn't even aiming at you episode
>its a rein pins you just as you randomly walk around a corner episode
>the jews at blizzard noticed that people were gaining 20 ""free"" boxes during the event resulting in less mtx
>XP is changing so you need 20k for each level, no reset
why are they so greedy?
>>158709412
Have fun, she's definitely one of the best characters in the game. Just remember that just because your at 100% doesn't mean you can 1v6 the whole enemy team. I forget that sometimes.
>>158707271
>Mei
Probably has ice cream!
>>158709576
All me.
>>158709207
>>158709356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDvqptnzi6M
https://plays.tv/video/5813cdbd161b7be761/roadhogs-hook-glitched-me-into-the-air-
It works both ways kiddo. Fixing it only makes him better so quit your complaining unless you want that
>>158708275
LoL is 100% for fags
Abandon it
>>158709207
holy shit i'm the hanzo in this webm
>>158709343
jfc that's cute
>>158709692
But it's October and cold outside
>>158709576
>Boosting to get somewhere quick
>Accidentally bounce someone off a cliff
>>158709638
I get it, I suppose, but now there is no real reward for prestiging. Give a few boxes as a bonus if you're going to change the XP requirements. Or maybe add in a modifier based on prestige level. Every 100 levels adds 5-10% to experience gain or something.
I just want another tank, preferably an omnic one. Something similar enough to rein so there are some variety in picks.
>>158709861
So?
>>158708275
Not even gold its like you don't even try.
t.a plat 2 riven main
>>158706457
>excuses for Forced 50
>ana ADADs and spams crouch
>becomes a nigh-unhittable semi-hitbox, flickering between dimensions like fucking mist
>>158709917
There should be a tank with a unique hp bar that doesn't give ult charge till it depletes and reaches their health. Healing them wont work until it depletes far enough too. Would be a nice pure tank like reinhardt is, we need more of those
>>158709364
>allowing
You are not allowing or disallowing anyone to do anything, you tremendous faggot.
>>158709207
>>158700883
>I can never win as support or tank because there's only so much I can do if the dps is awful at countering
Then pick DPS. I recently lost 400 SR on a massive losing streak, but I found out that I can climb back up just by instalocking DPS (usually McCree). Usually works about 60% of the time.
>>158708776
>Level 73 in 20 hours
???
Does jumping around actually move your hitbox much at all, or is it just to throw off people aim?
>>158710053
Anyone with Zarya's particle barrier
also
>want to practice mccree
>join a QP game
>nobody has picked yet
>pick mccree
>four-stack also picks mccree because this is the FUNNIEST, MOST ORIGINAL AND NEVER-SEEN-BEFORE HOT MEME OF THE MEMELENNIUM
>>158710150
>pulled him so hard he entered an alternate dimension
>>158710187
it's only showing his quick play hours played
>>158709861
>tfw october and still hot outside
>>158709839
>buying a gold bow
lol faggot
STOP
S T O P
>>158707271
>Junkrat
Gosh, I wonder what the surprise is.Fuck it, I open the door. Maybe it'll be cool and not deadly.
>>158710279
>people still denying climate change
Listen to Mei anons!
What are the best golden weapons in the game?
>>158709996
>riven main
gg afk
>>158710245
Zarya is an off tank
A tank hero with a personal bubble could be a decent tank too, need to break it before ulting much like reinhardt
>tfw you're getting all the skins before the event ends
>it's another you just wasted 30 minutes of your life because blizzard thinks 2CP maps are viable for comp despite half of them ending in draws outside of shitter ranks episode
Why don't they just fucking delete Hanamura already
>>158710380
she's not even a real climate scientist
girls can't be climate scientists
>>158710383
torbjorn
>>158698976
Welp I just got memed hard /b/ros
>good streak of wins
>break SR max today
>Stop for a moment and think that maybe I should stop for today
>fuck it
>anubis attack
>get shifted hard in the first choke point
>realize we have a widow in attack
>"why we have a widow in attack?"
>"Because suck my dick"
>"I have gold damage"
>"Oh Boi the damage meme"
>Loss without even getting the first point
>change sides to attack
>"OK Mr gold damage show me what you got"
>he picks phara and dies first to an Ana
>we got steamrolled
>shitter says nothing
I know is still gold but damn I was doing so good with rein until that happened, why these kind of people can't stick to qp?
>>158710491
It suits a dwarf honestly.
Oh and a pirate. It works on multiple levels.
>>158710383
Zenyatta's, hands down.
>>158710352
>QP
They're strong independent snipers who don't need no healers.
>>158710441
>tfw at least managed to get all the legendaries
Way better than the summer games where I only got one of Lucio's.
>try Junkenstein Hard Mode
>just 20 Zombardiers 24/7
ebin
>>158710150
kek i love these
https://gfycat com/EarlyPowerfulBull
>the hacker collective known as sombra
>collective known as sombra
>collective
>sombra
well...shit
>>158710640
>posts a link on an imageboard
>>158710674
>sombra is le anonymouse xd
i fucking despise blizzard
>>158710674
It's just crediting the discord people as well
>>158710674
>Okay we need a new character
>What's a hip cool archetype
>Gotta make the internet love it
>I know, let's make that V for Vendetta man
>And totally go not-Anonymous
>>158707271
>Zenyatta
But I don't want to convert to Buddhism.
>>158710638
>nanoboost mccree
>"it's high noo-"
>gets hooked by monster
every
fucking
time
>>158710674
>sombra is actually multiple characters
>everytime you pick sombra is a random member
>>158710750
Not my fault it's too large to post
>>158704665
That has happened to me a few times. If a Zomnic accidentally walks in front of Reaper's kill shot they can actually body block it accidentally.
>>158710370
kill yourself
nicewould have preferred 76's skin because I don't play Mercy
>>158710864
>>158710674
If Sombra is not a new hero but some other bullshit, I swear Blizzard is going to pay
>>158710936
That is probably what opening the door would do in this situation, yes.
>>158710674
It's a meme you dip
>>158710767
nah bro, sombra was never a character at all
>>158710974
>it's just some lore fluff and not a new character
>>158711000
No, anon. We were Sombra the whole time. We, the players, were Sombra.
>finally have time to grind boxes
>all are pic related
>>158710263
>one match has ruined my entire experience
>>158710974
>>158710674
What if Sombra is actually a collective of hackers and every skin is a different member?
>>158710674
Collective as in multiple people calling her that
I literally just need one person to queue with so I stop getting solo queue matchmaking
I'm down to 3.1k from 3.7k
Outlaw#12639
>>158711045
>panicking because end date is near and no witch mercy
>keep getting this
I'm gonna freak.
>>158710263
king's row?
What is the most pure couple in overwatch, and why is it reinheart and ana?
>>158710352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5xTReubUro
>>158710674
>>158710263
QP will always be trash. Just play McCree and be happy when you're hitting shots.
Don't expect to get healed either, so you'll die a lot since McCree has 0 mobility.
>Using Symmetra against low level enemy players.
Hilarious. They don't know her power yet. So they just let you run rampant.
Unfortunately Blizzard's quality MM put me back with my level after the game disbanded.
>>158711170
Gerard and Amelie.
>>158704349
I placed at 2508 going 5-5. One loss we were winning and had some faggot leave and another loss which really pissed me off I got d/c'd 10 seconds into the match and got a loss for some reason. I wonder how bad that fucked my rating.
The Wolf HUNTS FOR HIS PREY!
>>158711170
Purest pairing isWinston and Tracer. Technically bestiality, but one's a genetically enhanced gorilla and the other is basically a ghost, so I give it a pass.
>>158711232
hmm, a geth type omnic horde chracter. could be fun.
>>158711139
>Want Junkenstein
>Get witch Mercy 6 times now
I don't even fucking play her, fuck off Blizzard.
>>158705283
>Winston has zero-impact no matter what he does
Are you jumping enough? A big chunk of Winston's damage is from the damage he causes when he drops down on people. 50 damage from a jump pack landing + 60 dps on the tickle gun = 3-4 seconds to deleted 200 HP hero. Works even better if you jump in while they're already damaged.
>>158711045
>tfw i get 3 legendary's (1 dupe) in 10 boxes and i still don't have witch mercy.
>>158704349
>>158711263
Your rank last season weighs heavily on your placements too.
>>158711312
Come one man, he's like 98% human. Maybe more all things considered.
>>158705794
Holy shit I can't tell if you're baiting or actually just bronze.
>>158711235
>never getting healed
it's why winston is hard to play in QP, instead of being able to constantly leap in and out of the action and have heals right there you have you play more conservatively or even run and grab health packs, which really defeats his purpose.
>>158701590
good taste
>>158711459
Winston needs two leaps before cool down.
>>158711435
Hey, I like him and I think they're a cute couple! Tracer seems to be down with omnics, so maybe she'd be open minded about Winston.
>>158711547
>winston can leap twice before c/d
>winstons that understand jump arcing can jump, tickle jump to delete squishies in 2-3 seconds
No.
>>158711574
I wonder if she gets moist looking at gundams.
>>158711459
>>158711547
Thank fuck bronze players aren't in charge of balance. Winston is fine as is, if anything he could maybe use 50 more ammo in his gun though even that's pretty questionable.
>>158711574
Tracer would fuck a dog if liberals were pushing for dog equal rights.
>>158711084
While they were just referring to the ARG discord and game detectives, this would actually be pretty fucking sick
>>158711676
Make it 20 more. He burns that per second, so it'd make his total damage before having to reload 240.
>>158710864
I know it's you japanese moot.
>>158711724
Well then fuckin woof woof. Now where's my cockney cock sleeve?
>>158711767
That seems reasonable. A full clip + melee would take out the 250's in the game.
Just missing Hanzo
>it takes Winston 15 seconds to kill Roadhog
>>158711839
Nobody's pushing for dog equal rights though.
What's the one character that for some reason you just cant for the life of you do even quarter decent on?
Reaper here
>>158710948
I got the Frankenstein and Reaper, but no mercy. A normal person can't play enough to get enough crates.
>>158711676
yeah no, he's fine as he is.
>>158711547
like I said, with support Winston is extremely powerful. if the other team is constantly having to turn behind them to stop winston going apeshit on their squishies they are not concentrating on the entire rest of the team. if he had a two leap cooldown he would be OP as fuck.
>>158711897
I was bad at Reaper until I learned how to play like a sneaky sneak.
>>158711897
I've tried, but I can't into Tracer at all.
>>158711045
Good, you deserved it
>>158711664
She definitely gets wet looking at cyborgs, that's for sure. Can't stop looking at cybernetics-enhanced man-ass if she tried.Mercy keeps talking it up like a goo wingman, too. She won't stop talking about how supple and firm his butt is, and how great it is to the touch. It's driving Lena so mad that she's almost grabbed it when they eat in Watchpoint: Gibraltar's mess hall.Twice.
>>158711897
I find reapers shotguns really unpredictable, sometimes he will blow people away in 2 shots, other times a whole mag barely chips their hp.
>>158711897
mcreed, I only play him to use dead eye
>STILL no Mei nerf
what the fuck is wrong with blizzard
Why is it that ults and abilities seem to suck you in?
Junkrat trap
>walking along
>see it at my feet
>start to walk backwards to get away from it and destroy it
>sucks me forward and traps me
Zarya's ult
>standing good distance away from it, trying to shoot enemies that are attacking your team
>it doesnt suck you in for a good while
>the second I try to backup it pulls me in
Rein Ult
>be a good few inches away from the edges of the decals
>still somehow get hit by it
>>158711897
I'm pretty shit with McCree, actually. I can do reasonably well with S:76, but McCree just escapes me.
>>158711897
How to Reap:
>if more than one person is looking at you retreat
>always know where the nearest health pack is
>save wraith form for retreating, not for attacking
>maintain situational awareness
>don't overextend
>>158711923
>Going apeshit on their squishies
Pretty much this. Winston will straight up murder every support in the game, plus he makes a joke out of Tracer and Genji. Honestly, the only heroes Winston has actual trouble with are other tanks, and Reaper. Everyone else is easy enough to fight if you're good with him.
>>158712076
t. supportfag that gets raped by meis all the time
>>158711897
I can play all the characters except Genji and Hanzo. I'm fucking terrible at both.
>>158712076
There's a nerf on the PTR.
>>158712150
same, if you just get bodyshots at long range he doesn't really do that much damage. if you are good with headshots though he is a monster.
>>158711920
I got Reaper, too. My PC is having problems so my hero selection is pretty limited right now. I can play Junkrat, Reaper, and 76 fine, so Junkenstein or Immortal would have ben nice.
>>158711897
Genji
I can aim fine but feel like im tickling them from a far till I go in and get instantly killed
So i guess at this point it's pretty much confirmed that Sombra will arrive in PTR the first week November for 1-2 weeks before she goes in live, so technically speaking she'll actually drop mid-November
I'm pissed that they didn't include her in PTR right now, what with the huge fuck all number tweaking.
>>158711402
I ended at 57 last season so it ended up being accurate but 2 auto losses in my placements is bullshit
tfw you get a completely retarded guy playing mercy on kothyes in competitive
>>158712375
Oh, I know the feel. And they never change either.
>>158712179
>>if more than one person is looking at you retreat
Git fucking gud.
If you manage to kill one you can also kill the other one since you get a regen per kill.
>>158712020
>eating in watchpoint begraltars mess hall
>dust everywhere
>no ones really used it in years
>just been winston mostly
>Tracer: "Winston, you got anything more'n peanut buttuh and bananas?"
>only people really there are winston, tracer, 76, torbjorn, reinhardt, ana, genji, mercy, mccree and pharah
>dead quiet except for the sound of chewing
First thing I thought. Second was,
>Tracer: "Kinda spooky walkin aroun this island at night, innit?"
>>158712223
>Literally no effective counter
>Ultimate inexplicably covers half the fucking map
half everything about mei and you'd have a good character
>>158699120
is for edging for hours on end until he cries!
>>158712551
I've edged all day and never cried. Got real sore afterwards and ate a sandwich.
>>158707271
>Roadhog
muffled "Want some candy!?
So is Mercy a dom or a sub?
>>158712375
Friendly reminder that healslut mains are to be referred to by female pronouns only!
>load into comp mode
>your dps's are the Shimada shuffle
>yfw
>>158712547
>No effective counter
>Anyone that can attack from beyond her range
Git gud, shitlord. Anyone who's decent should be able to out-shoot Mei's alt-fire.
>>158712461
It's a lonely place, when most of Overwatch has disbanded and moved on with their lives. The world's pretty fucked, so there's only so few members that actually came back.
It makes it all the harder for Tracer to sneak peeks at Genji's morning kata without being noticed, but they all sit together in the mess hall. Much easier to 'accidentally' drop a can of Fix so she can give those buns a quick grope.
>"Oops! Sorry, luv, clumsy ol' me!"
>"That is the third time you have done that this week, Oxton-dono."
>>158712667
It doesn't count when you do it to yourself anon
>>158712740Ask Pharah
>>158712740
She's pretty vanilla. Conforms to stereotypical gender roles in relationships albeit a bit bossy especially when it comes to her partners health and life style choices. She's probably married to her job though.
>>158712765
why
How can you be at over lvl 200 and be complete shit at the game?
How is that even fucking possible? And if you are over lvl 200 and shit at the game, why play ranked? What the fuck is in it for you?
>>158712740
Yes
>>158712547
The only good thing about Mei is her buffed ult. Without that she'd be shit since longer ranged heroes can put her down.
Finally!!
>it was a draw, though
>>158712770
>there is a parallel universe where lucio and reinhardt picks are groaned at and mario bros picks are appreciated
>>158712765
>mfw mercy just topped my all time most played hero today
It's not what it looks like though, I just get stuck with stubborn jerks who won't play healer. Seriously. I've gotten super good at keeping my team alive though. I fucking carried a shitter team just by keeping them breathing and reviving.
>>158712909
Because some people play purely for fun and just dick around by themselves/with friends rather than put effort into the game
If they're a tryhard who's still shit then idk, maybe they just have bad reflexes or some shit
>>158712832
Mercy is too pure for a slut like Pharah!
>>158713019
> I fucking carried a shitter team just by keeping them breathing and reviving.
this is what mercy mains believe
>>158712909
I've seen a lvl 156 lower rank then I am. I'm lvl 95 at 2680sr and he was 1400 how are some people so bad?
Post Roadhog lewds please
>got Reaper skin earlier in the month
>just got Junkenstein
>Hog's is ugly so don't really want it anyway
>Don't want Mercy's because I'm not a faggot
Good shit
>>158713067
>>158712909
Some people just keep pumping out matches like it's no one's business, win or lose.
>Mfw I've been playing this game for weeks and I've only just now realized Lucio can wallrun
too bad it's fucking useless.
also does lucio have legs or is he professor x on wheels?
>>158712909
>over 200
>gold
>literally my first fps
>game is too fun to put down
>go on a losing streak for 4 games
>go down 300 points
>go on a winning streak for 5+ games
>go up 150 points
???
>>158713131
>>158713181
you don't contribute to your team
>>158713064
Listen motherfucker, their health was falling like rain water and they would not, I repeat NOT move from enemy fire. It was like they were addicted to lead and missiles.
I kept to corners at chokes, flew over to guys and jumped into mid air to save Pharah while she was being shot to death during her ult.
I will also repeat that these guys were not good players, two were friends and literal children.
>>158713171
I'm in this boat too. I-I'm having fun and you can't stop me!
>>158712448
I meant on approach. The element of surprise is useless if they turn around before you're in your effective range.
>>158713181
The SR algorithm for this game is pretty fucked. Blizz admitted that it's less sure about where you are depending on a few factors, like win streaks and losing streaks. I don't have the specific post, but it's on their forums.
Sorry, anon.
bring back mystery pick weekly brawl
make it permanent
>>158709754
holy cow
less than 1 week left
accept it before you run out of time
>always get destroyed by bastion
>try him out
>people instantly put me down
>ultimate unable to kill a torb turret riding on payload
that shit shouldn't be possible for one and for two what the fuck, i shot it like 4-5 times directly and fucking nothing
goddamn i am so tired of being shit at everything
>>158713315
1 week before what
>>158713368
We're collectively let down.
>playing Tracer
>enemy Genji ults
>I'm the only one around
>just blink around with him unable to hit me while I spam "Hello"
>ult runs out
>he runs away to post on r/AsianMasculinity
>>158712337
They learned their lesson with Ana. She's going to drop officially (live) after this conp season is over.
>>158713131
This is the lewdest I have.
>>158713152
I'm happy for you, anon!
>>158713315
No, thank you.
>>158713346
Part of it is your mentality when playing a character. You can't just expect to be good at someone, even if it's Bastion. Put some time into looking at where other Bastions put themselves on the map. Also, try to combo with a tank.
>>158709754
Fixing it would also be making it a reasonable range, speed, not combo into left click and have a visually accurate hitbox so yeah I'm for it.
>>158712045
Don't use circle crosshairs with bloom. If you're not centered you're not doing shit.
>still don't have many skins
>don't want to buy boxes
I don't care for witch mercy, I want the headless horseman reaper and junkenstein
This is bullshit
I'm hemmoraging Elo because I keep getting put with groups
and group players are always assholes who flame and blame the solo players
without fail
fuck groups and fuck people who play in groups
>>158713453
You're honestly going to push away all the fresh material markraas can use from this development?
post tracer
>>158713368
Jack Morrison and his ex-boyfriend, Gabriel Reyes,
>>158713542
>bought $20 in loot boxes the other day
>got one skin I wanted
This shit is supernatural.
>>158712337
>Drop her into ptr in the middle of an event
>Force people to decide whether they want to get loot boxes for the limited time skins that are going to be locked away and completely unobtainable when its over or play the new hero
>>158713598
Yes.
>>158713610
Sure.
>>158713583
Play in the morning. There's still groups there, but people are 100 times less likely to be angry during that time. People tend to be extremely chill, actually.
>>158712832
Pharah doesn't have permission to talk now.
>>158712306
My internet is being upgraded so I get a really shitty connection, so I can't play an "precision" heros. I find the game to be almost unplayable at even 100 ping.
>>158713610
>win 4 games in a row
>go up by 100
>lose 3 in a row
>go down by 150
..?
>>158713431
>You will never have Roadhog as your daddy dom
Those nipple piercings drive me fucking crazy
>>158713583
Yeah I would much rather play with all randoms vs a group then get paired with a group.
>>158713704
>in the middle
>Nov 1st is literally the day it ends
????
>>158713752Do you think he really has them, or is it just on Sharkbait./Mako?
ok, so this is it for me. I gotta travel tomorrow and won't be back until tuesday so farming halloween stuff ended for me. I had >3000 but decided to buy symmetra's skin (just for the stockins), reapers highlight and a bunch of cute trick or treat sprites.
I have 900 left, is there anything good here that I missed?
>>158713728
For some reason Overwatch at 100 ping is way worse than most other shooters at 100 ping.
>>158713828
get pharah possessed
>>158712740
switch
>>158713791
I like to think he really has them. And that he also has a Prince Albert.
>>158713889
Fuck dont even get me started on those
>>158713610
That's a cute Tracey, and it would be a cool skin
But the blue eyes are triggering me
>>158713889LEWD.I like it.
>Play Genji
>Team whining all game
>Carry the fuck out of them
>Rinse repeat
Can people for once just shut their fucking mouths and learn to play the game instead of crying when somebody isn't playing what they went them to.
>GG I DIED ONCE BEFORE THE FIRST FIGHT STARTED WE LOST REPORT ANON FOR TROLLING
>>158713767
The event ends october 31st at midnight I assume
>>158713453
I mean I don't expect to be good, I expect the bullets to do the same shit when they're against me. I guess maybe it was just my luck or the position of the shots or something but it is unreasonable to fire like 5 shots with his ult into a turret and it and the people right next to it still be perfectly fine.
And his normal shots just completely fucking melt me, but when I'm playing it feels like I'm using a pea shooter.
So at what point does the bonus points from win streaks seem to kick in for you guys?
For me its at 3 wins, the third win usually netting about 30-40 points where as normal wins give about 20-29ish
Alright guys whats the best SFM out there
>>158714001
Maybe you just suck.
>>158714001
The spread of his recon mode gun and his turret mode gun shouldn't be too bad. You have to aim for dead center. Keep working at it, anon - I know you can do good with Bastion.
>>158714065
the one where zarya has a giant dick and is fucking d.va
>>158714065
None of the SFM videos look remotely like the characters they portray. It's all uncanny valley shit.
>>158713828
Here's me, comparatively. I rolled over to level 1 days before the event so I got a good start.
>>158714065
this one
>>158714065
I like the one where Tracer is jerking futa Widowmaker and Mercy. The way the cocks look, all big and thick and floppy get's me hot.
>>158713828
can someone post an unchecked/clean checklist that i can use
>>158714065
Undoubtedlyhttp://howlsfm.tumblr.com/post/146406003674/httpsgfycatcomweakwhirlwindgrayreefshark
>>158714179
You gotta link me this one.
>>158714095
Yeah, I'm sure. It's just so frustrating to have people instantly melt me on pretty much 90% of match ups, then when it's opposite...it's definitely not that fucking quick on my side.
Not to mention getting paired with people who are even worse than I am.
grind 3 boxes and got the vampire sym. now i just need pumpkin and skullyatta and everything would be fine
>>158714160
>>158714214
>mercy
waste
>>158714183
>>158713715
>yes
I feel sorry for you
>Pharah
No longer has self damage
RMB is now jetcannon, automatically grapples any unit stupid enough to jump as high as pharah and be in grabbing distance, this bypasses deflect. Deals 100 damage per 15 feet. This will always break genji's legs.
>>158710674
>It turns out we were Sombra all along
>>158714397
How about you just shut up with your shit idea you donkey
>>158714397
>No longer has self damage
this would give her too much mobility and the other thing you suggested is just dumb.
>>158713858
I'm on the verge of buying her...but she doesn't look too good in that skin. I'm worried that blizz might make a good skin for her on xmas and saving the coins could be a better choice
>>158714474
I hate mei's ugly face.
>comp
>4 gold medals as diva
>most damage card
Fuck that shit i wanted to prove to my team they were carried.
>>158714397
>jetcannon, grapples any unit stupid enough to jump as high as pharah and be in grabbing difference
what the fuck are you describing? are you saying she reels in an enemy and slams them into the ground? that's the most retarded shit i've read in weeks, and that's counting that bastion shithead that won't stop spamming his terrible ideas
ITT: Underrated hero picks
>payload attack torb
>cp attack symm
>payload attack mei
Who else am I missing?
>playing with drunk friends
why do I do this to myself
Symmetra Ability 2
Hard Light Constructs
Creates destructible boxes that Sym can move with her Beam and anyone can use as cover or stepping platforms.
Her Shield goes to Mercy.
>>158714732
>having free
kys normie
>lore hidden in other games
so this......is the power.......of blizzard..........whoa................
>>158714727
2 cp bastion
koth roadhog
>tfw actually starting to enjoy playing widowmaker
is this the end for me
>>158714215
Here you go my good man.
http://rule34-data-007.paheal.net/_images/7ab7008b32932954329dd6be69f1c5f4/1790406%20-%20Mercy%20Nyl%20Overlook%20Tracer%20Widowmaker%20animated%20source_filmmaker.gif
>>158714865
same but with hanzo
killing people with scatter arrow just feels so good
>D.Va and Lucio will never invite you over toact out their favorite VN's
>>158714727
>tfw you whip out the 4.5kg Toblerone on Ching-Chong Tower
>opened up 20+ boxes from levelling up
>only skin i've gotten is the coldhardt one for rein
>only gotten 3 victory poses
Why is this allowed?
>>158714995
>that tumblr lucio
Jesus Christ, I can't tell if the artist is racist or not for making him look like an animal.
>>158714839
b-but they're internet friends
Which male heroes are pure?
>>158714683
>get a D.va main on my team
>does nothing all game because they had Zarya and Mei
>probably thought they were carrying ayway
>>158715048
either really bad luck or lying, you are guarenteed to get a legendary within 25 boxes. You'll get one soon.
What about this as another aoe healer?
>>158715059
He looks like the kind they draw wearing womens clothes with a thing next to his head listing him as a pansexual pizza dimorphadon.
>people who save their ult for too long and never use it when they could've charged up 2 more in the time they've just been holding it for no reason
inb4 some fucking retard responds "I WAS WAITING FOR THE COMBO XDDD" or something, fucking 3k garbagecans
>>158700489
Dies this confirm Sombra isn't a "someone" but a group of somebodies?
>>158711897
Genji, I will never git gud at him. I hate his playstyle.
>>158715162
>be Zarya
>ult ready
>other players saying they have their ult ready
>keep dying or going elsewhere
>don't want to waste my ult if they aren't here to combo
>>158715059
>>158715116
genji
>>158715143
I did get a legendary
It was a non-halloween one
>>158715153
Make up your goddamn mind
Tank or support
>>158715218
I want to get good with him and to be fair i've improved loads once I learned to never stand still.
POST MORE YOUNG GENJI
>>158715276
pretty sure you are also guaranteed a halloween legendary, going off my drops anyway.
>team picks a symmetra and 2 snipers for koth
>oh boy
>we fucking win
>entire enemy team leaves
>mfw
>>158715239
Why is he so big and beefy and smelly looking?
>>158715293
Support. Maybe +200 Armor is too much, but then again, Bastion is kinda shitty with just 100 armor
>>158715267
>genji plays hanzo
He probably doesn't even push the objective.
>play Reinhardt
>blare that one part of "I'm My Own Master Now" on mic every time I chargeTIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
<3
>>158714692
dont care
if it was genji only itd be fine. I loathe the character, my enjoyment of the game is near 0 when genji is in it. He's a coward, cancerous, bitchy, pathetic character.
He counters and bitches out too hard, for every character he hard counters - there needs to be crushing hard counters against him.
disable deflect when he jumps. halve vertical distance on dash. remove shotgun shurikens, I don't care
he's cancer
>>158715310
Ok!
I hate nothing more than a bad stack.
>>158715562
>4 stack
>all dps
>>158715480
I love that house. I fought a D.Va in the office upstairs as Mccree. It was crazy.
>>158715554
is that hanzo? fuckin gross dude
>>158715424
Because tumblr doesn't know what things are or how they work, so they can hardly be expected to produce on-model art.
>>158715463
>Play Rein
>See enemy rein
>"Warihum Quwitak"
>"You're powered up, get in there!"
>We both charge at each other at the same time
>it's a 1v1 hammer-fest with both of us too far from our teammates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI
Shit's a fucking mind game I tell you
How to fix Mercy:
>healing stream now includes the attack boost
>any enemy that touches the stream is stunned
>pistol is now LMB, stream is now RMB
>E now summons five balls around Mercy that damages any enemy that touches it
>>158714727
Payload attack bastion if you have time for him to setup
>>158715480
>didn't kill the junkrat
>>158715719
Who?
>>158715719
female hanzo so it's ok
>>158713828
I've only gotten unrelated legendaries and just fucking constant dupes despite me having like 30 lootboxes
>>158699336
what's nr 422?
Does anyone in the general play on xbone?
2600 platinum looking for one or two others. Main mei and reaper (Trying out junkrat)
>>158715734
Playing Reinhardt is a whole other level. I'm so fucking glad I got into playing him.
>>158715480
10/10
post more webms
>Zen main since beta
>decide to try out Ana for a game since she's in the meta now
>tfw I dart an ulting McCree
holy shit I love this character
>>158715946
>console
that 2600 plat on consoles probably translates to 1000 on PC lmao
>>158715761
>killing the Junkrat after he went to this much trouble to try and woo Mercy
That's not very nice.
>>158702261
>toxic, mad, salty
They're usually right though aren't they?
>>158716048
that d.va ult probably wouldn't have killed anyone.
>>158714065
The one where Reinhardt is riding Winston's dick
>>158716048
Why are all the webm's posted today fucking potato quality
>>158716080
>nano boosting McCree
>>158716118
mercy can do better than junkrat
>Try Hanzo on Anubis because I am bored
>Headshotting the healers constantly
>Shut down McCree's ult twice
>Outsnipe their widow
This is fun
I am going to play Genji for the first time.
Wish me luck anons
>>158716205
>thinking dart means nanoboost
>mfw manually typing in "Gee whiz! That was fun. Good playing!"
>they think I said gg ez
>>158716390
Well fuck I'm retarded, sorry
>>158716290
I'm not arguing that she couldn't, butmust violence always be the solution?
>>158716396
MOMS GONNA FREAK
>cant enjoy game even if I'm winning
I'm literally raging and winning
>pick Pharah
>Dva LMB is somehow a threat, Mccree is a sniper, cant really do anything
> still have all golds and just getting pissed off at how their petty existence invalidates any choice I make
I want to hurt this fucking game
I can be having a 15/10 day and I'll be filled with murderous, fucking hatred in under an hour
Removed ana, removed zarya, remove genji
Someone tell me how to beat Volskaya industries on attack. That second point is an incredible hassle
>>158716337
enjoy being called a shitter and being taunted on
>mfw Nano'd D.Va are really what "fusion cannons" are meant to be
How the fuck can they kill Kim Jong Ik with those nerf guns?
>>158716523
even nano boosted they are still kinda weak
>>158716490
>Remove Ana
You're pharah and she's hitscan what do you expect?
Take care of her before ulting.
>remove Zarya
Dont shoot her when she's not fully engaging, pop her bubble if her health is even the slightest bit low and fucking kill her
>Genji
You're a pharah how is he even a problem? In any case, if you somehow cant hit him with your explosives, pick Winston or McCree
>>158716494
you can't
that stupid vodka map is incredibly defender sided
just like hanamura
Would you engage in old man sex with Soldier?
>>158716832
shut it you fucking nigger, I gave one example of a character pick and listed them. You going on a tangent later and nitpicking the end of my post is just fucking retardation
fucking idiot
>>158716396
Say to a tryhard telling me to change class that I'm squelching his chat.Then watch his sperg out ree fest in because I didn't.
FUCK SOMBRA, WHEN ARE THEY GONNA RELEASE THIS BEAST?
>>158716873
I'm sorry about your low SR, anon
>>158716886
Who knows. I recall them mentioning 17 additional heroes after the original batch. With Ana and Sombra, that leaves 15 to go.
>>158715862
>tfw saved the fuck out of it thinking it was a femboy Hanzo
>looking through folder to delete it now
Either keep them both male or turn them both female, you fucking tumblr fujo christmas cakes.
God I wish they'd tone down these fucking screen effects
Sometimes I get shot for like 3 damage and my screen goes full fucking red, then I get a debuff and it goes all fucking purple I can't see shit.
So fucking aids
>>158716490
>pick hero
>other team has several hard counters
>doesn't switch
>expects to live
Are you stupid?
>>158716886
>this guy comes out
>all the Genji shitters flock to him
>>158716886
>desert themed melee hero
MUH DICK
>>158716882
>squelching his chat
huh?
>>158716838
I can somewhat decently beat Hanamura defense, but Volskaya just seems impossible for me.
ITT we pretend what this general would be like if we actually had a community.
Hey wow I can't stand playing with ___ they're so shit haha needs to be banned from our customs.
If D.Va's ult couldn't be boosted but it went off twice as fast would it be a buff or a nerf
Give me 3 reasons why they shouldn't shrink the bus in kings row. Literally just stalls time
>>158716490
I never raged before but goddamn.
>playing mercy because no one wanted to play healer
>lose koth because no one will get on the point
GET ON THE GODDAMN POINT STOP DANCING AROUND IT!
>>158716981
>17
jesus
I hope they don't character bloat it like mobas often do, i'm ok with like 1 or 2 a year and would rather they focus on map making
>>158716490
>muh golds
It's impossible to not have gold damage as a splash damage hero like pharah. And elims, ooh dude congrats you did like 20 damage to them with rocket spam and your team finished them off, congrats my dude.
>>158717158
>Mercy on KOTH
Anon, I...
>>158717103
Should we bring back the community bnet doc? It got people playing together, at least.
>>158717108
Buff.
>>158716986
You seriously thought that Hanzo was a femboy? Clearly there are titties
>>158717103
I'd prefer not having a community and just having the thread be about discussion. Playing with anons and giving people names just causes drama because there's a lot of autistics on /vg/ with nothing better to do than shitpost on people with names.
What do you guys do when you feel like you've hit a wall and isn't improving?
>>158717195
It wouldnt be a problem if the characters weren't all affirmative action niggers.
>>158717158
>amazing first round of koth
>second round starts and your entire team has branched off to get killed one by one while the enemy team takes the point with zero effort
Instant tilt
>>158717209
I kept everyone alive while Junkrat and Mei were double teaming us in the ass a few times.
>>158716523
>>158716608
I think the best way to buff D.Va without making her overpowered is increasing her damage and her move speed during M1 while increasing damage fall off a bit so she can't deal as much damage from 10 or so meters. This makes her a threat in close quarters but she has a huge ass fuck critbox anyway and the entire roster can destroy that meka ass even without crits.
>>158716205
BUCKLE UP, THIS GUNSLINGER'S LOADED
>>158717251
Don't you want inner circles, tripfag circlejerking and token women to flock to these threads?
>>158717289
???
its a game with a global theme
>>158717003
this was a typical dime a dozen napoleon hanzo telling us to go 222 and the fgt whiffed all his shots
>>158717284
Same thing I do in fighting games: try a new character, or take a break.
>>158717304
I can't fucking tell you how many times my team has stomped the first round of KOTH but then can't even get 1% on the other 3 rounds
I dont even know what the fuck happens
>>158717158
>Playing mercy on Koth
you wanted to lose
>see grill with overwatch t-shirt irl
wat do?
>>158717158
I dont get angry at losing. I get angry at being invalidated by counters, by characters with no counters, that I'm forced to play to counter other characters
>>158717003
I'm sorry that you are broken, it's an unfortunate existence.
>>158716928
Inferior
>>158717393
Women killed the last general I cared about
>>158717393
I don't actually mind all that stuff myself, it just happens to be a huge catalyst for shitposting and it kills generals. for example/ssbg/
>>158717289
>plays a a game about a global task force (more or less)
>"WHY AREN'T THEY ALL WHITE"
Dumbass
>>158717523
It's ok, anon, I'm sure you'll climb out of gold one day!
>>158717289
>>>/pol/
I'm sure they'll have plenty of pictures of your lord and savior Trump for you to jerk your micropenis to.
>>158717591
Not him but I find the idea of brown people acting nobly for the benefit of the world to be hilariously inaccurate. I've never seen a brown country stand up for freedom and justice in my entire life.
>>158717521
>h-h-h-hey nice shirt
>What?
>n-nothing sorry
>Uh ok
>later to her friends "wow that guy was a creep"
>>158717346
load me up, daddy
>>158717750
It's hard to see much from your parents' basement
>>158717750
>the Iraqi government is leading a multi-nation coalition to remove ISIS from their country as we speak
I want stormfags to leave forever.
>>158717521
Already has a bf and wont even talk to your copper league ass
>>158717289
Theres only one 10" BBC in the cast, and its cucking a gook that's too young for all the older shrimp dicklet white bois anyway.
>>158717750
Gee whiz this fantasy world doesn't adhere to real life?
Let's hit up Kotaku, we got them the scoop of the fucking century
>play zen
>use ult when enemies initiate
>win fight
>repeat all game
>all while doing decent damage & healing
le balans man of orb throwing and free mmr
>>158717591
>>158717714
we already have our token blacks and spics (mccree)
>>158717545
Which general was that?
>>158717773
>dad bodThis is okay.
How good is rank 3200?
>>158717945
pretty good if you ask me
>>158717945
If you're on console, it's about equal to high bronze/low silver on PC. On PC, it's good.
>>158717945
Fucking awfulstop being insecure about how good you are at a video game.
>>158717945
Above average but nothing special
>>158717942
he's good in all forms, but i have a soft spot for the dad bod
Why is there no /owg/ community
>>158717773
I swear to god when i get a bf i will make him wear a cowboy hat and a BAMF belt whenever we have sex so i can self-insert and think that i'm being fucked by McCree.
>>158718215
>4chan community
>ever
Do you ever learn
>>158718246
be careful anon
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/59dp7p/my_21m_girlfriend_20f_called_out_the_name_of_she/
>>158717945
According to statistics, anything 3010 and above is in the top 10% of the playerbase
reminder only tryhard weebs palay as Genji
>>158718215
there is
www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/
>>158718330
>>158718246
>not dressing him up as Winston to get the hot monkey dick
>not dressing him up as Hanzo so he can shoot you with his log
>not dressing him up as Tracer so you can "get stuffed"
How disappointing.
>>158718330
holy fuck that's ugly
>>158718330
Slots shouldn't be allowed to have videogames
>>158717874
>implying rein doesn't have the nordic power foot long fuckstick of thor
>>158715562
Well that just happened.
>look at the official formus
>almost everyone who complains about forced 50 is a mercy, junkrat or d.va main
>3-4 on Numbani
>Only have 1:00
>Take A easily
>Don't have to push far to win
>Teammates walk away from the payload in Overtime, leave me to die trying to defend by myself
>Overtime bar goes down instantly
Fuck this game
less than a week to go
>>158718451
2/10 imo
>>158716886
After they put a gun in his hand or think up a way for his primary to not be a melee.
>team picks widow, genji, and hanzo
>the three peruvian dps players start complaining about winston and roadhog
like pottery
>>158717862
>>the Iraqi government is leading a multi-nation coalition to remove ISIS from their country as we speak
>From their own country
>Their own
Woah so noble of them!
>>158718581
Where are they releasing this comic? Is it free?
>>158716290
Junkrat is a wealthy young entrepreneur. In fact, he's the only male character with any notable amount of money besides Hanzo. So of course she would go for him.
It's like you don't even know what women want out of a man.
>>158718447
>dressing him up as Tracer
>>158718698
>free
no
>where
digitally
>why
It's going to be 100 pages long. It's a full length visual novel starring Reyes and Morrison in the early years.
>>158718246
i need a qt bf with a southern drawl so i can close my eyes and pretend
>>158718353
>tfw your bf isn't jesse mccree
>>158718067
desu I can understand it
Video games are basically all I've ever done as a hobby, if I wasn't at least good at them then I wouldn't be good at anything
>>158718581
Jack must have really hurt him
>>158718808
he couldn't protect his smile
>>158718794
i relate to this entire post so much
>>158718719
tfw no wealthy aussie bf
>Sombra
>Secondary/Alt Fire: Leap. She hops forward(or in the direction inputted) a fair distance.
>Ability 1: Cloak. She turns invisible briefly. Torb and Symmetra turrets can detect and attack her after a short delay if she stays within range/line of sight. Widow/Hanzo X-ray shows Sombra's general area as a large circle instead of a defined silhouette. Using her primary attack or Ability 1 again cancels Cloak but Ability 2 and Ultimate do not. Taking damage cancels Cloak.
>Ability 2: Disruptor. She temporarily disables the abilities and ultimate of one close range target. The target can only use primary attack. If Torb is targeted then his turret temporarily stops functioning. Reinhardt can't put up shield.
>Ultimate: Hacked. Spherical AOE emits from her. It expands to a size roughly equal to a capture point then disappears. All enemies touched by the AOE temporarily have friendly fire enabled on their attacks, abilities and ultimates. Torb and Symmetra turrets attack allies. Junkrat mine and traps affect allies. Ana heals enemies and poisons allies; her ult passes through allies and buffs an enemy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncNSJGPl8X4
>try to get my cousin into overwatch
>she immediately becomes a jackxgabe fag and spams my messages with gay pictures
Goddammit.
>>158718930
I'm glad you dont work for any good game company. Ever.
So
Was Reaper always a psychopathic edgelord and the whole power struggle was just an excuse to act it out, or is he only like this because of the fighting and getting turned into whatever it is that he is now?
>>158717248
>Clearly
>start up overwatch for the first time
>really excited for class based combat
>time to branch out from my medic fixation lingering after tf2
>gonna do all sorts of hooking and sniping and who knows what
>gonna be the most diverse, well rounded player ever
fuck this gay earth
Why doesn't Tracer age?
>>158718246
i wanna dress as genji and have a girl dom me as devil mercy or witch mercy
>>158719001
His blackwatch skin is all black and red. Of course he was an edge lord before.
>>158719067
are you not fat
>>158719061
albion got frozen in time
>>158719061
Because of the thing on her chest, and because of the Slipstream accident that got her all time-wonked up.
>gold in every single thing as support zen
>people playing dps are complaining
>>158719141
150 pounds and 6 foot 3
I'm actually already working on a young genji costume just need to find someone for mercy
>>158719130
>black and red
Its a grey (sorta greenish) jacket with blue pants, and besides, it makes sense for him doing door kicking/covert ops and shit. Can't be wearing the company blue's when trying to room clear and stay out of sight.
>>158718885
his husbando rating is just too high. i will always be >tfw no mccree bf
>>158717248
Okami Hanzo is handsome!
>>158719245
>6 foot 3
>150 pounds
Are you a skeleton?
>>158719245
You're like 2 feet too tall to be genji
>>158711897
Genji, holy shit
Tracer I can kind of understand how one gets kills with her, but Genji baffles me and that's why I've hardly played him
>>158719371
>>158719391
no but im pretty fit since i do a ton of heavy lifting at work and i did track in high school
>>158719175
>Pharah flanking
>I'm the only one around to deal with her
>Reinhardt crushing me
>Reinhardt crushing me
>Reinhardt slapping me
>Reinhardt slapping me some more
>"This Zenyatta is losing us the game, give me Zenyatta"
>politely tell him to fuck off
>VICTORY
Something clicked, I guess, and they stopped letting Reinhardt man-handle the backline from the front and countered Pharah.
>>158717942/mk8g/
>>158719423
My protip would be using the abilities instead of not using the abilities
Please damage with shift
>>158718581
Man, I can't wait.
>>158719001
He was always unreasonably quiet and broody for a functioning adult man. It was only after the turning into a nasty ghost thing that he actually went crazy.
Why does Soldier 76 say get off my lawn?
>>158719384
agreed
>>158719371
i like chubber mccree but this is too much. how is he going to run from the law like this
>>158718353
>https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/59dp7p/my_21m_girlfriend_20f_called_out_the_name_of_she/
>Girl yells out name of cartoon character during sex
>"Does that mean she's unsatisfied"
>"Nope. Of all the crazy, strange things this might mean, it doesn't mean that. If you want to know if she's enjoying herself, ask her. Chances are if she's so wrapped up she's spitting out the wrong name, she's having a good time."
Someone please put these degenerates up against a wall
>>158719718
Gran Torino
I have the spooky
>Bastion
>Symmetra
>Hanzo
>Pharah
>Mercy
>Roadhog
skins. Which one do I buy next? Or should I buy something else?
Is anyone a pleb lacking a decent computer like me and plays on PS4?
None of my friends get on lately and you think solo-queue is a nightmare on PC.
>tfw every junkrat game you play nets 3 golds
Whoever said Junkrat is bad is a fucking idiot
>>158719838
get spooky zenyatta if you don't get him in a box before the event ends
Whoah, this did not feel like 6 seconds.
Did they make the achievement easier recently? I did not expect to get this achievement ever, since I never play Zenyatta or be any good on him. I was just mashing E and M1 and it popped up.Also I guess this confirms that D.Va's mech doesn't count.
>>158719879
>he doesn't get 6 golds as Junkrat
you're shit m7
Love using DVa's ult as a fuel air bomb... works 30/70 of the time.
https://twitter.com/MrMuselk/status/792056337760825344
>Jerseys
>For e-sports
>Literally just playing games as a pro
How gay
>>158719879
>Muh gold medals
You are the idiot my friend.
>>158720030
Overwatch esports is a joke. Very few of them are actually good and are only there because they stream on twitch regularly and/or were past esports players in previous slightly related shooters like Quake or TF2.
And of course plenty of them use aim bots as evidence shows. It's stupid, it really is. It only exists because Blizzard has money to waste on it.
>guy swaps to mercy when there's 1 min left in the round
>doesn't do anything but die and never even charge 1 ult
for what purpose?
>>158720030
>he thinks "real" sports are impressive
>>158719067tfw no genji bf
>>158720205
Keep his main's winrate up.
>>158720030
>australia
>esports
game's too repetitive for me to grind for halloween shit. cry me a river. fuck those skins. nothing for genji anyway
>>158719783
he can roll from the law like a bowling ball
>>158720327
>nothing for genji anyway
good riddance
>>158720367
i laughed at that mental imagery but you are a heathen for posting mcbowlingbowl
>>158719624
I don't understand why this pairing exists.
>>158720327
>grind
Jesus fucking christ your life is sad.
"Hey Darlin, after I retired from Overwatch I had one too many cowboy burgers. You still want to fuck?"
>>158720567
REEEEEEEE
>>158720567
wtf mcree you have boobs!!!
So I noticed something
Out of those who survived the omnic crisis, why is it 76, Rein, and Mercy, the only ones who aren't racist against the omnics?
Or are they still racist but just aren't blatant about it like Reaper, Zarya, and Torb?
You retards are disgusting
>>158720468
Dat boi really thinks he can fix him ;_;
>>158718447
Me and my bf thought about dressing up as Junkrat and Roadhog and seeing where that leads
>>158720752
Females can't be disgusting, idiot
>>158720723
Oh, Ana as well. She seems to hold no grudges.
>>158720752
>>158720801
How does cosplay sex work?
>>158719001
Actually Reaper seemed cheery and nice in the halloween comic, he even had a hobby of making costumes/uniforms
>yfw Reaper was an in-universe cosplayer
>>158720961
I imagine the same as regular sex
>>158720757
But they don't talk to each other or have anything in common. There's not even the potential for opposites attract, there's just nothing.
>>158711897
You posted him, which is odd because I have solid aim with Zenyatta. I always felt like their rate of fire were similar.
>>158720723
Because people have varied backgrounds and personalities anon-kun.
Reaper is clearly an ass. Zarya saw her homeland destroyed. Torb's seen his tech misused and was always paranoid about sentient robotic intelligence and seeing how the Omnic Crisis happened he was proven right.
>>158719826
Anon, its not like she's cucking him. She clearly just has fantasies about her 2d husbando just like dudes have a waifu even if they're in a relationship
>>158719001
I don't think he was actually as angry/edgy as people depict him to be, at least before he cracked it over the promotion thing. See: halloween comic.
>>158720030
>meet muselk sometimes on the ausfag servers
Where's my esports jersey?
>>158720963
You keep pushing this meme, when power dynamics change you can see people's true nature.
>>158720247tfw no mercy gf
>>158721025
Hitscan vs. Projectile, senpai.
McCree requires precise head aim while Zenyatta's projectile hitbox is more forgiving.
>>158721087
>Anon, its not like she's cucking him. She clearly just has fantasies about her 2d husbando just like dudes have a waifu even if they're in a relationship
She doesn't even have the decency to think about the person she's fucking.
>hit torb in the head as widow 203203 times
>no insta kill
wtf guys??
Do you try to match your icon with your teammates?
>when you mic a plan over
>first part of it works
>then 3 of them die to junkrat
>and you carry the team anyway
Feels good man.
>>158721119
>muh true nature
I'm not defending him trying to lead a revolt and then become a terrorist but it's not like it wouldn't be normal to get pissed over everything you do for the world having to be hidden away while your best friend gets both the job you wanted and constant recognition for work you've done together
Hell maybe there was even more to it that we'll see in the comic. But still, I'm just saying that he wasn't always a bad guy, even if he turned into one.
>>158721247
>join game of overwatch
>be better than someone mechanically and decision making wise as well has having better aim
>they put up rein shield, zarya shield, ana ult, winston shield etc
>everything previously mentioned is useless
>join game of cs:go
>be better than someone mechanically and decision making wise as well has having better aim
>outplay enemy in 1v1, because I'm better and deserve to win that fight
Really makes you think.
>>158720961
At first you half-heartedly try to rp for a laugh but then get too turned on and just have regular sex
TWO MORE DAYS. FUCK.
>>158721348
only if you're not dedicated
>>158721187
Clearly have never had sex
>>158721343
wtf I love de_dust now
Who thinks Ana wis balanced?
>>158720204
desu the only e-sports person in overwatch I trust to not hack is Ster and maybe muselk
>>158721078
to be fair it was only the god programs that fucked shit up, not the omnics themselves
>>158721403
>eventually stop playing
>none of this shit matters
Did WoW mounts not teach you anything?
>>158721343
>shoot a gun in overwatch
>bullets go to where i aim
>shoot a gun in cs:go
>i have to drag down into the right to land 5 bullets in a 30 round mag
>>158702338
I believe you can make it, anon.
Shoot for gaining at least 3 levels a day.
Gain as much XP as you can, group up with people for 20% bonus. Make sure to have fun anyway.
Don't stress out.
Be grateful for duplicates as that's credits earned
I have 1590 creds.
After 35 hours total playtime, I finally got witch Mercy in my 43rd loot box. This was about an hour ago.
Good luck!
>>158718930
that ult sounds fun
>>158721201
>what is armor halving damage
>>158721490
As an Ana main I think she is, however I do admit her ult may be a bit too good. I'm not sure whether its the amount it takes to charge her ult that needs to be changed or if its the effects of the ult, but it just seems like something that you need to have on your team to be competitive if the enemy also has an Ana. That sound, that's also how sound barrier was for the longest time so eh, maybe its not as op as people think
>>158714732
comp or quick? if its comp you better be fukin ready to carry
>>158719634
>unreasonably quiet and moody
Then what did Overwatch Employee # 1536 was hearing late at night when he saw Gabe entering Jack's room?
>>158718930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoZgZT4DGSY
>>158719001
>Was Reaper always a psychopathic edgelord
No
>>158721078
>Torb's seen his tech misused
>Made the nano machine rifle for Ana against Mercy's wishes
Fuck that little midget hypocrite.
>>158721428
Clearly you've never fucked a girl that didn't settle for you.
>>158722017
I agree with your point, but that's not the original second panel, anon.
>>158722124
I was more talking about being on that side of not thinking about the person you're fucking, but ok
also
>settling for someone in real life instead of 2d
wowie zowie
>>158717862
>>158717750
>>158717289
>>>/pol/
go back to your containment board faggi
>>158722174
I had the other translated version, thanks that makes a big difference.
>>158720204
I've seen videos of them playing, and their aim seems robotic, but what makes you certain they use aimbot?
>>158720961
You self-insert as the characters you are trying to rp as and have sex like how they would do it.
>>158722354
>>158722354
is it better than real sex
>>158722278
>>158722174
>yfw you will never make gabriel reyes smile ever again
What if: medals are the only metric in for comp rank gain/loss
>>158722392
it depends on if its your fetish or not
Any idea if it's possible to get the halloween skins next year?
>>158722253
>not thinking about the person you're fucking
lol if virgins weren't constantly worried about that they wouldn't be virgins
>>158722539
I'd rather know if I can buy them after the event.
>>158722339
Some don't use it, some do
It's mostly taken from aim flicking to and locking on to an enemy out of nowhere or sometimes it going through walls
>>158722596
No, you can only buy them during the event.
>forever going between 2400-2600 due to solo queue
Will never make it.
>comp, lijiang
>2 stack picks mercy and lucio
>i pick big pink
>the 3 stack picks rein and 2 dps
>the dpses stink on ice
>mercy starts getting ass mad
>"my trump card is that i can res you all"
>"try to die together"
>nobody questioning why this idiot is playing mercy on koth
>if i do it i won't do it nicely, so i don't say anything
>check his profile later
>most played: widow, 2nd most played: mercy
>>158722778
>next game
>immediate widow instapick
fuck my life famalam
>>158721343
>Game is focused on countering and team pushes
>Cries because he can't cowadoody it up
shut up mccree
>>158722339
There are known aim bot software and a lot of the time, when they stream, their movements are jerky and suspicious. And since there is plenty of confirmed reports of aim botters in very high ranks it's not out of consideration.
They don't use the aim bots to cheat with their rank, they use them in quick play while streaming so they don't embarrasses themselves. They just save that for tournaments which are generally just embarrassing to watch. But in that case you can just switch the cameras to someone else who's doing well and you keep the illusion going.
does reaper speak spanish?
>>158722730
Nah you're forever 2500 because that's your accurate rank
>>158722730
I made it to 3034 from 2400 (placed at 2700, but I went on a big losing streak) and I'm still climbing from purely solo que
Granted the climbing has gotten a lot slower since I made it to diamond
>ask friend if I can queue ranked with his group
>he says he might get off soon
>they queue again
:(
>>158722862
Unknown. He's hispanic but not raised in mexico. However he knows Sombra and she's a primary spanish speaker.
>>158723005
9/10 I say this to someone it's because I don't want to ruin a winstreak by going from ez mode 3 queue to to the much more coordinated 4 queue/5 queue. Don't feel bad.
>>158722730
>stuck at 2700~ with stack
>try some solo
>3k in two days
>>158722879
Yeah, getting matched up with hanzo mains, ragequitters and other uncooperative cunts is solely a matter of personal skill.
>>158723052
>>158722862
He communicates with Sombra, that was confirmed in a comic. She speaks spanish primarily. I think it's safe to say he speaks Spanish yes.
But he doesn't do this tumblr meme of shoving random words of spanish in his dialog. He just talks normally, just like he does in the game. English.
>>158723150
It feels like diamonds are just complete shitters that get knocked down to gold.
>>158723150
>he thinks hanzo is bad
No wonder you're in 2400
and yeah, pulling a team together is a skill
>>158723228
>rng is a skill
How did Widow used to be OP?
>3 stack locks in all dps
>3 solo do their best to fix it with 2 healers and rein
>genji: "can we get a second tank plz"
>>158721343
wtf i want to buy sprays now
Separate stacks and solo queue comp matchmaking when?
>>158723161
>shoving random words of spanish
That gimmick pisses me off so much. I don't think anyone does that in reality.
>>158723261
Think she used to do 150 per body shot
>>158718353
>I heard of a person whose girlfriend once yelled out the name of their dog during sex. Good sex can totally addle the brain, lol.
Aww reddit is so innocent
>>158723261
epik quikscopes
Also could one-shot bodyshot zen and tracer
>>158723261
Her body shot damage was like 160, so heros with 200 health that had taken minor damage could be killed easily. With the 2.5 headshot multiplier, she could take out tanks in one shot.
>>158719826
>implying you don't think about jesse mccree during sex
>>158723316
>>158723559
>one-shot bodyshot zen and tracer
You had to remind me
New thread where
>>158723559
They should have reduced the charge speed rather than the damage imho
Make a new thread
>>158723261
Hitboxes were bigger so easier to headshot
You could spam scope to quick charge while looking around
Ult was silent if you weren't standing within 10 feet of her when she activated it...so it was always silent. Ult charged very fast too.
Body shot used to deal 150 damage, Zen used to have 150 life, this also allowed one shotting of Tracer too.