thirsty males edition
>Seasonal Event (All Saints Wake 2016)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/All_Saints_Wake/
>Patch 3.4 Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/159309cb1ef0706cf37a9a91e3e18865b70097a6
>Stormblood Expansion Teaser:
[YouTube] FINAL FANTASY XIV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/ZRWVQiDw
Lizard LF someone to permanently put an end to my life
PST
*fills post with personality*
whoa hey!!!!!
>>158681894
POST DESCRIPTIONS OF YOUR MAIN
Someone spoonfeed me on 3.4 mining
stupid cat seeking oblivion and demise looking for lizard that desires the same
>>158682032
What?
>>158682032
replaced by ast
>>158682032
gone forever.
Tell me everything you know about Laika Blacke
Can anyone please give me some advice on improving my Paladin opener ?
>>158682086
Google it shitbird
>>158682153
no, it's perfect
>>158682153
>not using cure to proc divine veil
its like you dont want to maximize clemency usage
>>158682152
More brown than black.
xth for lala wife
Why aren't there any good MCH outifts
>>158682430
did not wipe, fucking disgusting.
>>158682153
>starting with convalescence
I like to save that until shit's starting to go south
>>158682345
How would you treat your lala wife?
>>158682415
MCH AF is the best looking set in the game
>>158682635
fed copious amounts of my sperm on a regular basis
>>158682635
i dont have one, i am the lala wife
>>158682153
>sentinel runs out right on top of the dummy
lol
I'm gonna miss being a sprout
>>158682153
dresses are great
>https://youtu.be/jmOPluebhA4
>>158682635
Wash it, then skin it, then slice it in thin slices and deep fry it.
When is Lily's next EB and who is it gonna be to? I haven't seen his LF EB posts much lately.
>>158682032
An excuse for not dodging AoEs.
>>158682032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwzJZnoxDog
>>158682759
Pls marry my Pops
cats and midlanders \('-')/
>>158683175
post more cute lewd
xth for best husband in the whole wide world
>>158683284
Sorry I was looking for Dina
>>158682506this is an earlier screen
>>158683175
that cat is insufferable.
>>158683407
Kek I thought you had bird in your hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkqbHQqLwMU
>>158682307
What's that mean?
>>158683175
Hell yeah!
>>158683175
>tfw no midlander to treat me like a pet
>>158683558
he is fwuffy and puffy and cute
When is the next ebin EB? We haven't had one in a while.
>>158682153
>4 seconds of nothing at the start
disgusting
>>158683726
PLEASE send me an invitation I love weddings
>>158683726
well will know in less than 18 hours
>>158683726
What was the most recent one?
idiot
>>158683690
there all respect gone for you.
>>158683965
Shut up mumu
What dumbdumb idiot changed the soft house roof, you can't jump on top of it anymore what the fuck were they even thinking
>>158683965
you can't erp on lala what have you done
>>158684070
If that was mumu I would make them sit on my lap in lala form and be cuddled for hours.
Hours.
>>158683726
well I don't know. I canceled my EB plans.
>>158684139
Him, he is a grown man.
/xivg/ please help me.
I resubbed recently and wanted to raid again (I'm a WHM main) and all the statics I applied for told me I have to play AST instead.
Did they get buffed again or something?
Do I really have to play AST?
>>158683965
WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN /ffg/
>>158683676
what the heck
I'm not a pet
so when are we getting a vg ls on gilgamesh?
>ywn mentor awena in the art of fishing while pounding that ass with your cock
gook
>>158684267
i can't read
>>158684396
Cass?
there shouldnt be any borders or countries
>>158684268
why not tho
do you get headpats at least
>>158683965
i get that a lot
>>158684465
faggot
>>158683915
Why is that?
What is a man?
>>158683965
When will we finally be together blonde lala
>want to clear a9s
>raid finder takes an hour to queue up
>get people who die to mechanics that were in NM
>pf parties take 2 hours to fill
>>158684460
I don't think Cass erps.
any of you balding bros tried finasteride/propecia? im scared my pee pee will stop working
>>158684072
i managed to get up just fine
now apologize for making such a dumb post
>>158684812
>playing on a dead server
lul
>>158684812
I don't even know how pugs struggle with A9S. Most don't even see the bombs spawn, they die to Scrapline or Full Metal Faust burns the world. I had no idea pugs had such a hard time until I tried pugging it for a second lockout
>>158684072
Get good
>>158684893
kind of wish they did and only with me. they are perfection.
>>158684893
>he doesn't know
>>158684231
Go read the patch notes, they got some nice buffs that have to do with their cards. Balance got doubled as well (10% DPS on a spread, 20% individual). People like them because they are greedy for numbers or because they think the cards will help them push phases, and they kinda do. I play all 3 healers and raid, there's a couple situations I've seen so far when I'd rather have a WHM, but AST gets the job done and the rest of my group loves the cards so much I'm fine with it.
If you're legit at WHM you might be able to convince the co healer. But you gotta be good, 4-500 DPS and 40% overheal ain't gonna cut it.
butt
>>158684475
>Liora Nae'blis nuzzles against Guffy Guffs
Ad infinitum
>>158684396
PST
>>158684460
Not funny
>>158685160
What is this meme and why does it apply to every cat?
Lorebook scans/PDF when?
xth for dead lalafell
>>158684884
Honoroit not so sassy since being molested.
>>158684231
>Do I really have to play AST?
No, all 3 healers are viable right now with the difference between all 3 being roughly 5% in party dps. Though if you're at 0 dps you're better off being a AST than a WHM right now, if you can already pull 500+ dps while main healing there isn't a reason to swap.
>>158685307
please cutie! Stop!
>>158685307
futa?
>>158685329
futa?
>>158685451
futa?
owo
post some fucking lewd lalas NOW
>>158685969
omo uwu
Post search comments
>>158685728
i just can't help my self sometimes...
>>158685946
DELETE THIS
>>158686119
No.
>>158686119
the ABSOLUTE LEWDEST you should get with a lala is hugs
anything heavier is absolutely haram
>>158686376
Let's help each other out tomorrow.Leveling roulette!
Is Stratos EB'd or getting EB'd? He has a cute cat and he seems cute....
>>158686964
Back off, that BP is mine
>>158686647
Are you telling me I should be your tank. Because I wouldif wasn't going to going out of town tomorrow
>>158687216
stratos tp (toe pussy)
>>158686332
>>158686964
Just eb'd Lily.
>>158687216
Who are you because I'll fight you for him
>>158682032
A fancy bufflander wielding a gun!
Hey guys, I just wanted to say...
>Gay losers
lmao
>lalathicc
>>158686964
stop samefagging stratos
>>158687410
lily assures me that there is nothing between lily and starburst orthodontist
>>158687410
>Stratos
>Going for Lily of all people
Did I step into bizarro xivg?
>>158687614
who are u quoting
>>158686964
what's this guy's full ingame name?
i want to blacklist him
>>158687614
>>158687742
Startbar Oregano
>>158682032
lazy as fuck
can save a raid if shit hits the ceiling but too lazy to do so
>>158687724
The thread Aaron, that's why I posted it
>>158687647
Stratos isn't even at home right now
>>158687616
Oh man... what I wouldn't give I've to just lay my head between those soft lala legs...
What would she smell like?
>>158685015
I'm on balmung. My party took two and a half hours to fill, but at least it looks like we can clear.
>>158687878
>wut r phones xD
>>158687742
Starbucks Argonfluorohydride
>>158687942
Phone isn't even home right now
>>158687985
>not sniffing after pulling your fingers out
Shiggy
>>158688089
fucking lol
>>158687260
Oh okay. Tank me some other time then.
>>158687902
Probably like a giant bird. When is the last time your character took a bath?
Oh man, I just got to Mor Dhona for the first time. Everything here feels so much more endgame-ish and expensive than anything I've seen in the 3 major cities. I love it.
>>158688226
You got it
>>158688247
>stomach
Jesus Christ I forget how fat lalafell are
>>158688247
SHIT WHAT DO BIRDS SMELL LIKE
do you like miqo'te
things that RPers do to piss you off
>they talk in puns
>they are witches or warlocks
>they are a catgirl
is this recruit trying to seduce me?
last word idiot??
>>158688551
not sluts who dont wear shirts
>>158688682
no thats a robe of purification it activates whenever filthy degenerates get near
>>158687742
Samsclub Farcarter
>>158688514
>Jesus Christ I forget how flat lalafell are
FTFY
>tfw person you hate talks to you in public as if he isn't a scumbag
please fuck off
>>158688870
oh god that cant be true
>>158688723
I wanna FUCK that gauss hole!
>>158688551how good is egypt cat in bed?
>>158688958
sorry
>>158688870
Why has Stratification taken your lf eb shitposting?
send potatoes back to where they belong
>>158688967
why would he know? Cass is pure. do not defile such a perfect cat
>>158689118
wouldnt that just make more lalafell tho
>>158688967
>>158689132
I want newfags to stop assigning names to people that were already in use by others 2-3 years ago.
>>158688958
>hating someone over the internet
Just block their twitter and blacklist them then call it a day
>>158689118lala pits...
>>158689287
kerk
>>158689214
o shit your right
>>158689214
No potatoes don't have seeds in em so they don't grow potato trees when you plant em. They'd just rot like corpses.
>>158689118
Can't tell if bully or not
>>158689132
>he doesn't know
>>158688551
Please don't post pictures of my cat.
>>158689118
I can still hear their voice 1 laughs...
>cap scripts
>get lot from the creator
Is there any other reason to login until next week?
>>158689439
unsub
>>158689439
nope
>>158689428
That kitty looks like it's been given bad milk
>>158689096
Take a wild guess
>>158689240
>tfw people get super pissy and call you a coward when you blacklist someone because you grow tired of their inane drivel to the point they go on shitposting campaigns about you in PF, LS and other places
>>158689667
u herd me bub
>>158689096
I don't know. People just keep taking it.
>>158689240
>tfw you blacklist a former friend because you two can't stop fighting or being unhappy because of one another
>tfw its fine until they realize it and use it against you to stir shit and make everyone get mad at you over how you're causing drama by ignoring the person you fight with
>>158688624
what do u have against kuus
>>158689439
>lot
kys
finally a look that shows of my amazing cybernetic legs!
>>158689423
im sure dropping that in a thread is such a good idea. in a tread full of potential stalkers and lewd beggars and shit.
that shit is straight paks teir bro
>>158690163
RUN FORREST RUN!
>>158689390
I mean
you're wrong
Mostly you get the best potatoes from specific 'seed' potatoes, which you cut in half or quarters, leave to dry, and then plant. but your average potato is still a tuber and therefore part of the root and will grow more.
>>158690163
wrap your cybernetic toes around my cock
>>158690253
its just a meme bro
>>158689439
>Not even savage
lol
post blacklists
>>158690291
stratoes...
>>158689439
you can always
>do hunts
>help sprous/FC mates
>take up crafting
>do savage
>level up alt jobs so you have a geared healer/caster/melee/tank
but nah you can bitch in the thread and post in a bikini like a slut
>>158690138
loot* baka desu
>>158689957
Shit's like that in nearly every general I've been in.
>Blacklist someone because they wont stop their shit
>YOU'RE THE PROBLEM NOT THEM
>>158689659
you deserve it all, Aaron
>>158690163
you done did got /petted.
>>158689957
>tfw you make alts to get around someone's blacklist so you can harass them more
>tfw you as an outsider see a member of soft in the wild
>>158690645
hi beepy
>When you spend all your money on DoH gear and realize you hate crafting compared to gathering
At least I can start to make my own DoL stuff..
>>158690607
Nah I'm not Paks, I'm in Chaos.
When are Stratos and Lily getting ebd? I wanna go...
>>158690680
woah thats not me, I mean it is but that post wasn't me
speaking of blacklsits make sure to add me to urs if im not on it, chigu buduga
>>158690825
>tights dont show your red skin
shit game, i cant jerk off to this
>>158690820
I hope they dont. I wanna EB Lily
>>158690936
No, -I- want to EB lily!
>>158688682
You need to be the one doing the seducing as a display of dominance as a superior officer.
So wait
The first 45 BLM quest gives me most of a set but not all, and it's level 50 so I can't wear it. The second 45 BLM quest gives me most of another set that I CAN wear, but not all. I get the last piece for both for completing the exact same quest at level 50.
What the fuck?
>>158690936
>>158691085
Okay Elk/Rena/Ysara
>>158684812
If you ever need any help I'm down whatever. It will be a one chest though..
>>158691117
yes
>>158691146
Wrong on all three.
>>158691146
not even close baybeeeee
>>158690936
>>158691085
You guys missed your chance, they're inseparable now.
>>158690825
crop 4 u
>>158690825
I want to cum on that chest.
>>158691117
Remnants of an old questline that is highly irrelevant now.
>>158691309
explain please
>>158691575
it was like this before 3.0, now to make shitters like you progress the story faster, they feed you another set with twice the ilvel so you don't need to gear up for the msq
>>158691575
before heavensward you only got the ilvl 50 pieces, you get everything but the chest at 45 and the chest at 50. the i90 set is for catchup
>>158690917
I never understood peoples obession with these pants, theyre not lewd at all!
>>158691292
crops 4 u 2
>>158691296
I didn't see any lalafells in that picture!
>>158691575
There is the lower ilvl set, which is what you got originally, and then the higher ilvl stuff was bought with the original tomes back then. Now that those are obsolete multiple times over, they give you the i90 set as well.
>>158690917
>opaque stockings
I don't know how to feel about this information.
Definitely upsetting, though.
>>158690446
Savage looks too hard to it with duty parties
>>158690509
That sound like artificial content
>lol just farm same shit to get gear for other jobs
>>158691727
>1920x1080
baka i dont even know what im supposed to look at, maybe the windmills?
>mfw no lala gf (great friend)
>>158691885
those are crops you dumbass
>>158691735
The bunny tights are shit too, this game is really lacking.
>>158692041
I'm fine with them being opaque. But I was under the impression that the Ninja tights were not. I feel betrayed.
>>158691117
Used to be you got the level 45 set, minus the chest, at 45 and the chest at 50, then had to do a questline later on to get the level 50 set.
Why the fuck would someone use Manipulation instead of Waste Not or Master's Mend?
>>158692265
Less CP cost
>>158691826
still can help other people jackassicus primus
but nah yu wanna bitch and make excuses maybe onigiri is more your speed it has sluts
>>158692265
it's great for 40 dura crafts since you don't lose dura for less cp cost.
>tfw seeing people from /xivg/ around Eorzea but not having the courage to speak to them because you're wearing a silly hat
>>158692423
just ask to s that d son
>>158692265
it restores dura step by step so you can ues it as early as after the 1. dura loss
>>158692423
>silly hat
I'm looking for you...
>>158692423
>implying we dont notice any badly dressed faggot
we saw.
am i cool yet
>>158692669
no but you are cute
>>158692669
No you'recute
you just KNOW
>>158692782
she succ me
Odd - fap
Even - wipe to a11s
>>158692727
>>158692770
t-thanks
>>158692859
>>158692859
I haven't laughed at anything in this thread for months then this comes along
>>158692669
Begging then crying for everyone to pass isnt cool
>>158692909
fapto ME
>>158692909
have a good one bro
>>158693002
>haven't laughed at anything in this thread for months
>that shit has been spammed in the thread the whole week
>>158693249
stay mad ippiki, no one browses this general every day like you do
>>158693446
>July
This has to be half a dozen ebs old by now.
>>158693446
>marrying your realdoll
>>158693495
Not ippikek but you did say you've been in these threads for months.
>>158693446
why are you posting neas wedding
after they left the fc?
>>158693660
Lily is obsessive + creepy + sociopathic
>>158690253
Nigga they were drunkposting about people not fucking them a year ago, what retard thinks Cass is pure?
>>158693782
Those are traits of like half of /xivg/ though
>>158693821
stop posting about cass
>>158693821
Just becasue you were lewd in the past doesn't mean you can't regain purity.
heh...
you just KNOW
>>158693821
you would keep track of that, Paks
post your character and battle theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bwx01foVgI
How do you pronounce her name?
Is it YAH-SHTOLA, YEH-SHTOLA, or just SHTOLA?
>>158694112
yeast shtola
>>158693498
Around that much, yeah.
>>158693660
I just like that image. Nea's not even in it. I don't even know how you figured out which of my ceremonies that was.
>>158694112
none of the above
>>158694010
I want to make a dick sandwich with these fairies.
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY
truly a mystery
Do people do RP in this game?(Read: Roleplay, not ERP)
More specifically, Odin(EU)?
>>158694112
I say it yshtola, the first syllable like a really quick 'yish'
>>158693986
hey..
>>158694391
Yes.
>Odin
>EU
No kill yourself
>>158694096
its been a long abusive relationship with retarded broken games with pgood music
https://youtu.be/RQLuU-5IL1U
>>158694391
yes but mainly on balmung (us)
>>158694257
Selene is the better fairy, nicer butt
>>158694391
yes a lot of people
they're mostly on balmung though
>>158694330
HE CAN RIDE
HE CAN SHOOT
DONT TAKE NOTHIN
FROM NOBODY
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p42uCWF7_Q
Just bought this game.
>Unable to download patch. [30413] [25008] [20495]
I'm going to shit.
>>158694163
>7/20
Try removing the date next time
>>158694582
We wouldn't want an open-faced sandwich now would we?
>>158694492
hey...
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuQdtFb_Z2k
>>158694850
are you.. playing...
do you want.. help..
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVL5EaYc6cw
>>158694662
>People remembering the dates of my EBs
Whoa.
>>158694662
This isn't creepy or anything.
>>158694163
Are the rumors about you and Stratos true?
>>158694917
i was probably going to do a leveling roulette so I can level and continue the MSQ
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcddDuKv0fw
>>158695115
Lmao.
I wouldn't kiss this nerd.
Hey lily, wanna get webbed?
>>158695201
tfw in leveling roulette right now
want to queue together... 10 mins..
>>158695001
>>158695053
except it shows the date on the ring?
>>158694639
Reinstalled. Ran as administrator. It keeps freezing at 525 MB exactly and then shutting down.
Do I have to pirate the game I just bought?
>>158695505
I had this same problem. Using a free VPN for downloading the one file you're stuck on should help.
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe93CLbHjxQ
>>158695395
Look one post above you, you've already lost.
>>158695405
sounds good
>LS #1
>vg's let's keep talking about ippiki again
>>158695342
>Not even his main
>His webbing alt
This is literally a sure fire way to have a very, very short relationship
>>158695659
post logs
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JhRCWUtUV4
>>158695395
Sure. Web me. PST, Lily Celestine.
>>158695468
So you have Nea's ring or something?
>>158695917
Can I just message you on steam? I'm not online right now.
>>158694096
mmmmm sure why not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDMGXZL6-f8
>>158695769
>he doesn't know
I must pump___proci
>>158695560
I have no idea how to do that.
I wish someone would web me...
>>158696005
Anon, this is going too fast...
>>158694096
https://youtu.be/3oTlX6NhDGQ
>when someone recognizes you and you just wanted to leave everything behind
>>158696447
Friends are friends, no matter the poor circumstances you meet them under, anon.
>>158695917
Wish Lily would web me, and im being 100% here
is it weird to order pizza for lunch
>>158682119
that's not a scholar
>>158696556
no, it's not even weird to order pizza for breakfast.
>>158696526
Why would someone unironically want that?
web and pump are the buzzwords of the month
what's up next?
>>158696387
Too bad, message incoming in 10 minutes.
>>158696696
Don't forget gc
>>158696696
Snare andbrutalize
>>158696792
i want to brutalize L A !
>>158696505
I'm sure whoever it is since it's an alt hates me and everyone hated me. They all stopped talking to me so I peace'd out.
>>158696863
N Y post
>>158696696
Duck and Fuckstick
Anyone know how to change the size of the blue text that pops up when you sell something on the market board, and other notifications? It's fucking huge and annoying, but not seeing any options for it.
>>158696631
Ask Stratos, or maybe it's the other way around.
>tfw your lover shoved her testosterone-filled horsecock in your semi-virgin bp
>tfw incredibly sore and full of hemorrhoids
worth it xD
>>158696447
iktf....
>>158696631
Why not? If you talk to them in person they're very nice and normalish.
>>158694112
nigga they literally say her name like 72 times, pay the fuck attention
>>158696863
I want to pet L A tenderly on the head!
>>158697462
lol
>>158696447
>when you just want to live a peaceful life and people are relentless assholes
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk_AD9YeJ7s
>>158696447
>you just want to continue playing with your casual friends and avoid drama
>there is no way to be sure that those people won't be able to track you even if you change servers and names
>>158697662
Tfw gay
I haven't leveled in awhile. What's the absolutely fastest way to level a dps class to 60?
>>158697827
potd
>>158697462
so?
that's the basic fucking standard in the real world, do you try to date anyone who doesn't tell you to fuck off right away?
>>158697645
i want to harvest L A's kidneys!
>>158697462
You talked to them in person already? How?
>>158697662
Aldyet is cute, cute I tell you andnice to talk to.
cold post
>>158697941
They were in fanfest
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5_Sj6OJ9Xw
>>158697820
same
>>158697885
Which levels should I queue for to be exact?
>>158697896
Well obviously theres more to everyone. Im just defending them in the sense that people think they're some crazy terrible shitposter and nothing more.
>>158698010
C
MUTE
T
E
>>158698063
All of them, you only get the exp once you get out lol.
>>158697945
What race would make you Fantasia?
>>158698091
cmte?
>>158698129
cat but taller
LF grown man to web me.
Pst...
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoqH1Rk4ANM&list=PLvf6bYtLtdbrsLduOPRvIiCgR4006oY8H&index=1
I wish I mained DRG
>>158697941
i'm none of that
>>158698285
What race and gender do you play
>>158698326
Female catgirl...
>>158698072Thanks, anon, but it's true that I am a crazy shitposter.
>>158698463
I didnt deny that part, just that you have any deeper layers that just your gimmick.I wanna peel Lily's layers!
>>158698325
easily the cutest fish face desu
>>158698414I can web you if you're cute. Balmung?
>>158698613
Of course
also
>female catgirl
duhh...
>>158698285
I will, send a tell to Awena Marette....
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag41F7eCLU
>>158696696
trumped, smeggies
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljOMXgfflRI
awaaaay...
AWAY!!!
>>158696000
shit lala
>>158698805
Pittes?
>>158698673How to meet you I got to raid for a few hours first.
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB8CbpRYZDk
>>158694096
if u aint listenin to jethro tull ur can just go gay urself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWubhw8SoBE
>>158698559My layers are not for peeling...
>>158698856
I'll get to digging one for you.
xth for OTP!
:3
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9Eua5UaMoQ
>>158698285
I want someone to web me too...
>>158698882
in sophia rn...
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT7VnaGBKKY
>>158698325
but it's true, we talked already before!
>>158698696
sent
>When your friend is ERPing with Lilith Star
I could have prevented this
>>158682912
Alright, I dig it.
>>158699214
they used to drop their logs on their tumblr
better tell them of that RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
>>158699214
>When your friend is ERPing with Awena Marette
I could have prevented this
>>158699453
he only baits people he doesn't actually erp
>>158699453
wtf...
who....
>>158699487
you're missing out...
>>158699487
Dude, I don't want to tell you how to love your life, but I think you fucked up.
>>158699173
oh... i think i know who this is.
>>158698428
>>158699573
how aldyet?!
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVEGMax42dw
>Resub.
>Log in.
>Instant regret.
et iterum
>>158699137
let me know when you get out
>>158699689
because i only talk to like 3 people
>>158699487
>>158699542
>>158699563
Stop...
>>158698129
i dont think there is one
i did have a lala i wanted to try but not for 10 dollaroos
who does these pet edits.?!?!,,##@
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZEV84o_E7U
>>158699963
If I've learned one thing from you, it's that "stop" really means harder.
>>158700035
can't you just buy the fantasia with gil? that's what i do
So what exactly is the story with <OOK> anyhow?
>>158699816
I'm out in a bit let's meet up in uhh... Camp Bronze lake?
>>158700048
OBLITERATE ME
>>158700145sure, how do I know who I'm looking for though
>>158700161
wait a ticker...makes your nogger tonk...
{/poke}
>>158699903
I'm not that guy but I'm posting that picture again when I get home
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGDa525fU20
>>158700237
How do I know what I'm waiting for.
>>158699903
my cover is blown then my point still stands thoughcute cute.
wear clothing
all of you
yes that includes male characters
you're all supposed to be the warriors of light, not the harlots of dick.
>>158700314
uhhhh
>Conjurer Storyline
>It's a comfy ass journey of self enlightenment with hardly any emphasis on combat ala Ultima 4
>With a genuinely neat story of you acting as a mentor and guide for a young and talented but troubled fellow Conjurer.
That was pretty fucking excellent for a job questline. Are any others that good?
>>158700303
I wanna EB ZR!and then cum on her freckles
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0murder death kill maim disembowel destory
>>158698593
Little dude bro.
>>158700325If your second intitial a T?
>tfw sophia weapon matches my old drk glam
{internal hemorrhaging}
>>158700697
>carried thru another primal
lol
>>158700713
Did you learn nothing from Mr. Hands?
>>158700697
what is that outfit lmao
>>158700121
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>158700697
>>158700713
lookin at boring cats gives me a brain aneurysm
>>158700756
i have no hands
Holy shit I am pissed. I was able to play the trial just fine. I buy regular access. I go to download the patch - it stops at 525 MB and keeps closing.
"Unable to download patch files. [30413] [25008] [20495]"
I connect to a DNS (i think? all the settings are there but I don't know how to confirm that I'm actually using a free DNS) and it still stops.
I delete the folder from My Games. It still stops. I run the launcher as administrator. It still stops.
I try removing the "read only" attribute from the My Games folder and it keeps reverting.
I try to go to the support forum.
>Since the login to FINAL FANTASY XIV in the last 14 days could not be confirmed, you are not allowed to log in to the official FINAL FANTASY XIV forums.
What the FUCK am I supposed to do about this? I want a goddamn refund if their shitty desktop client can't even run the game so I can at least try to download it via Steam, but that probably wouldn't make any fucking difference.
This is making me saltier than I've been in months.
>>158700351
t-thanks....
>>158700376
I'm fully covered!
>>158700772
that looks pretty good though, serious tank stuff
>>158700784
>>158700745
You too familia
>>158700802
ill s ur d for a fanta
>>158700867
will you wrap your hands around myneckand squeeze until idie
thingken of going tank
PLD or DRK?
what do you guys think of__maleau ra
>>158700918
Yeah the patterned bandana really ties it all together
>>158692423
I usually just {/pet} particularly notorious ebins.
>>158700843
Email support and do a chargeback on your credit card. Goddamn you're stupid.
>DRK goes into grit
How embarrassing lol just uninstall
>>158700997
you have a problem
>>158700697
It's a pretty nice looking greatsword
>>158694096
One million years late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jDw2iX6A2U
>>158701135
They have the bestdicks to suck desu
>>158700376
Something something freedom of movement
>>158701260
Oh fuck, I never noticed how low the crotch bit was on those pants. Fuck, time to find new ones.
Spam running Alex normal is killing my soul
>>158700474
No you don't..
>>158701260
Good lord that's a terrible glamour.
>>158701445post them again
Where can I download scans of encyclopedia eorzea in it's entirety?
Just hit 50 weaving. What do to get to 60 now?
>>158701645
moogle beat tribes
My little fairy can't be this cute.
>>158701681
RIP tribes. Lost to fucking Moogles.
Any /vg/ fcs on Cactuar or LSs?
>>158701551
Someone is obsessiveObviously you know who I am so why don't you just ask?
>>158701681
I can only do so little of that a day. I already did all mine today and only got to 51.
>>158701714
>>158701835
leves, then collectibles
So FC's are guilds?
Any on Balmung?
>>158701867
prblm?
>>158702096
Balmung is permalocked and you need to pay to transfer there. so with that in mind you would know what a FC was before hand and therefore you asking that was just silly
silly png posters
>>158701450dump hanna
Lei Ari!!
Such a cute and perfect cat!!!!!
>>158702096
no, there's no free companies on balmung at all, despite being the highest population server
kinda weird, huh?
>>158702096
STAY THE HELL AWAY FORM /VG/ FCS
seriously all you will be met with is pettyness, backstbbingness, and if your lucky, youll get into an inner circlejerk with boring recycled memes day after day that will make Prometheus cry in torment.
Join a normie FC bro
>>158702389
Lei Ari is MINE.
>>158702096
Play with people from /vg/
Do not join /vg/ guilds, and do not get attached to people.
>>158702096
so which ebin who "left" is pretending to be this newbie
because this isn't how someone new acts
>>158701921
ok ty
>pats
>>158702446
>transferred to Balmung
>made friends with pretty much everyone, even people who're pariahs on here
>been in 3 different /vg/ FCs
>have never once been involved in drama or have been backstabbed
almost like these things only happen if you act like an asshole
Any FCs or LS on Cactaur that I could join?
I want to EB Lily Celestine! Who do I have to kill to win this cat?
Which ebin gives the best succ?
>they think someone asking for a FC on Balmung isn't already an xivg shitposter
>>158702621
Just ask them
>>158702636
aranea
>tfw to inteligent to do ex primals
>>158702290
greenc@ post
Who is the CUTEST DRAKN?
>>158702218
>>158702424
You guys sure are fucking hilarious but that still doesn't answer my question.
>>158702446
>>158702538
But suffering sustains me.
>>158702564
>>158702723
I'm not new to 4chan, just this game, cut me a fuckin break.
>>158702636
i do
>>158702782
Shana Tsunderie
>ippiki mad at macho for not posting enough loli in the discord
real?
>>158702834
>posting discord drama here instead of in the discord because you don't want your name next to your complaint
real?
>>158702782
Frenchc@
Honorable mention to Melon
So I just bought heavensward after dropping the game back in like 2014. I got a lv 50 character then had to quit because of school. Now I have to complete all the fucking story missions to get to the expansion pack.
This is fucking bullshit, I dont give a fuck about the story and the rewards these fetch quests are giving me will be worthless I bet when I actually start leveling.
>>158702726
I heard they might be taken though so I need to know who to get rid of
>>158702772
>tfw to intelligent to clear expert roulette
>>158702909
>>158702834
Is there a third discord? What are you two talking about?
>>158702817Hungry for cock right now?
Which c@ in Ultrash is the most sunggable?
>>158702949
Ask them and find out
>>158702802
Lala /comfort is the best for casual buttpatting
>>158702938
Time to play a new game then, anon.
>>158702994
The master. The boogeyman. The cartmaster. The gay retard.
>>158702986
i might be
>>158702636
they don't give succs out to dhtey?
why is his nose all dirty?
>>158702994
mute
MUTE!!!
>opens thread
>gay and thirsty losers
lmao
>>158702760
aranea doesn't do that though
bum
>>158702828
delete
>>158703260
at least I'm a straight, thirsty loser
>>158702782
their sub is dead
>>158703254
I want Mute to place her delicate, soft soles on my face!
>>158702802
Join DRAKN
>>158702938
you sure are whiny
>>158703413
*glides into thread*
did someone say straight thirsty losers
>>158703156Name?Got a big Au ra cock that needs you asap
>>158703303
nigga please
there's not an xivg "dom" that won't take a cock on occasion
>another tofu alt
can you fat fuck please stop bothering us?
>>158702802
all i'm gonna say is this naive act isn't really gonna work one verybody so you're silly if you think it will
>>158703481
iirc you are gay my man
>>158703481
it's a hard life, brother.
>>158703482
are you on balmung? we could meet somewhere
>>158703442
>>158703640
Is that what this is all about?
I need to know your intentions.
>>158703303
>he doesn't know
>>158703675
My intentions are pure
I'm all for ERP but getting it from /vg/ is the worst fucking thing you could possibly do.
>>158703508
Nah I've dommed for almost a year no. Haven't let it happened once.
>>158704067
Do you like miqote...
>>158702636
NORIKO MAKOTO
>>158703627
balmung is perma locked
make an anonymous alt somewhere for people to try you out, slut
>tfw to inteligent to do savage
>>158703896
why do you do
what you do
>>158704135
I do awena you're boring to talk to
>>158704219
How am I boring...
hello friends do you like my halloween costume im going as slutty cloud (goblin)
>>158704067
there will come a day
>>158704202
im not even sure
>>158704283
>goblin mask
It's not funny, it's never been funny, it's never going to be funny.
>>158703640
I have a sandwich right here you reminded me of, thanks
>>158704367
PEOPLE DON'T JUST POST PICTURES OF SUBS AND BREAD AND DOUGH AND SOWING FIELDS FOR NO REASON ANONYMOUS
I HAVE TO KNOW
>>158703580
I'm actually new. Like, legit, my account was created on the 23rd.
>>158704032
>only quotes one post in this thread
>multiple posters have been making the same kinds of posts for years
It's amazing you think you're not a bigger problem.
>>158704170
just tell me where and i'm all yours for one night
>>158704459
sometimes....you just have to go to those lengths toshitpost....
>>158703580
>>158704475
We're both new!Not new to shitposting though...
>>158704507
brynhildr, start in gridania
you have a race you like?
>>158704475
just because your account is new doesn't mean you're genuinely new to the game
sorry [your name here]. i just don't buy it based on your extremely convenient knowledge of certain things but apparent ignorance of others. it just doesn't seem remotely genuine.
you wouldn't be on balmung if you were genuinely new / didn't have someone to tell you to transfer there
>>158704290
Never will. I usually decline or ignore them and they have no problems with it.
>balmung's party finder right now
>>158704503
And yet you give him a (You). Filter and ignore until he dies of starvation.
>>158703303
how sure r u
>>158704903
pic?
>>158704903
Holy shit this is actually the best its been in a while. Good giggles.
>>158704732
I wanna give you my popsicle.
>>158704743
i don't mind what you make, i'll be there soon.
Uh, I haven't played in years. The last main scenario quest I did was "The Ultimate Weapon". Where am I supposed to go now?
>>158705056
to hell
>>158705056
There's only one thing for you to do.
>>158705112
Isn't the next quest supposed to be "The Price of Principles"? She's supposed to be in the Walking Sands but the place is empty.
>>158705112
>The writers keep trying to imply that we miss her and want to save her somehow.
>In reality my only regret is that she didn't drag the rest of the Scions to hell with her.
>>158704801
My friend from wowg told me to?
You seem really hung up on this dude.
>>158702782
>>158704732
i'm newi only played for like 2 months a few years ago
>>158704743
i'm at the aetheryte
>>158705000
Is itMango?
Stop replying to Tofu
>>158705393
fuck i spent like 10 minutes looking for ippikis hair in this until i read the filename and the quote link
>>158705639
No it's a cock.I love hipsters and tomboys, I'd fill you full.
>>158705374
Good taste in upward viewing.
selling d scim 100k
>>158705874
selling d scim 99k
>>158705906
fucking undercutters
>>158705393
No joke I'd pet Sushi's legs
doubling 15m one trade no noobs
>>158705874
Selling dragon run w/ respec stones 50 plat
Where are those cats?
trimming rune armor feel free to trade me to see my gold bars
S> raptor +8 rb 30gb or trade for giga 2h +8
>>158705762
o-oh...thanks?
I'm ready to die an alcohol induced death
>>158706086I'm going to pull that tail till you scream "nyaa" as I rail you from behind
>>158705951
But I'm smol now!
>>158704903
>still only one application
But yeah, gonna need a screenshot. Faerie's is usually dull as hell until some stupid FC drama rears its head.
>>158705874
Selling Blue Partyhat 2.2b no scammers please I will report you to Jagex
>>158706185
Cringe
>>158706067
I miss the days when mmo GMs would let people get scammed and not mollycoddle them. It's good life experience.
What do you think the average adult male who plays female characters looks like? Why are there so many of them? Why do they pretend to be girls?
>>158706185nothanks
>be whmfag for the past year
>just discovered scholar
>fucking love sch
>have enough lorestones to upgrade one weapon to 340
>conflicted
>tfw dreaming about summoning ifrit
Those Amalj'aa have some good ideas.
>>158705873
I hope for better butts in 4.0.
lf autistic catboy slut
>>158706372
They either look like fat neckbeards or just lanky creeps. The worst ones are always the ones who pretend to be girls.
>>158706050Melon is so fucking cute holy shit
>>158684762
Which one?!
>>158706819
The one that isn't a lewd slut
>>158706610
I'm not autistic but I'm a catboy slut
>>158706795
So, it's safe to assume that
>>158706819
>>158706374
>>158706601
>>158706225
>>158706204
>>158706185
>>158706050
etc. are all godless, disgusting beta males?
>>158706372
playing as a male in an mmo is suicide
>Here-come Dat-boi joins the free company.
Really?
>>158706892
I'm taken by one man only!~ (not ipiki!)
>>158706945
Something like that, ya.
>>158706945
tfw I'm actually good looking irl but not in a feminine way.
>>158707042
what do you expect from puttel
>>158706819
do you have any samples of your writing...?
>>158706819
It's hard to make lalas that aren't cute but you somehow managed to do an outstanding job at it
>>158707042
>Letting Putt back in
What did he mean by this
>>158706945
either that or sissy bitches like me
guffy backstabbed truly out of discord
you might be his next target
beware
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-XaaTqOICU
Good afternoon /xivg/.
>>158706945
And liars, and degenerate scum, and people who will be more than willing to drop their "friends" to join a circle of degenerates that are more more likely to give them the positive attention they so desperately crave in their empty lives.
>>158707552
cute c@, can we see your other pole?
>>158706945
Why would you dare say that about Sushi or Melon? They are NICE people who havent done anything. You coward shitposter.
I hate waiting for FATEs to spawn, especially for this Volxia one.
At least I have a nice thunderstorm to listen to.
>>158707690
I'm not a coward shitposter. I'm a new player who naively thought that the general might be something more than a containment thread,
>>158707078
>didn't post yfw
>didn't prove it
do you think god hides in heaven because he's too cringed of the little shits he created?
>>158707345
what happened
>>158707779
A new person cant possibly come to that conclusion about so many people that quickly. Whats your real angle?
Any other friendly facade people that I should avoid?
>tfw no master crafter bf
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsj-U_SmoyU
>>158694096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
>>158707887
Please avoid me, anon.
>>158707887
>>158707908
See, you pretend you want a bf but all you real want is someone to craft you free shit.
At the very least you can be honest.
>>158707887
>>158708025
elk do it again
>>158708090
IT'S NOT LIKE IM GOING TO FIND ONE ANYWAY!
>>158707953
I love this band so much
>>158707887
I dont think I qualify for friendly facade since I'm pretty upfront about my dislike of everyone.
But Chigu Buduga is probably someone you should avoid and blacklist too.
>>158707864
>A new person cant possibly come to that conclusion about so many people that quickly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Please, reading this thread from day 1 you can tell the people who post here are off in a way. Its been steadly declining to the point where you have people literally saying gay shit outright, Listen that might be normal in Europe seeing as that's the place for low test pussywhipped closeted males who want to be webbed by other grown men/trannies, but that aint normal behavior world wide bro bro.
>>158707887
>>158708109
*kills your ls*
>>158708154
I might think about it if you're actually honest about your intentions and are on Balmung.
Quick someone make fun of Puttel for being an unfunny memespewing faggot so he can meltdown and transfer off Balmung.
>>158708285
thank
>>158707908
>tfw I could do that if anyone actually wanted me
>>158708259
Redpill me on this one
why do people bully putty, what did he do that's so wrong
>>158707673
Only got the one, not buying another until I hit 50 methinks.
>>158708427
cam post
>>158708486
shut up putty
>>158708393
Ew, no. Mastercrafters are literally autistic NEETs. Don't talk to me. Go away, you're gross.
>>158708486
Autistic memer that goes on meltdowns
I need male on male affection
Putty? More like nutty. Neck yourself.
>>158707725
I love you
ok but why did abe cam naked for paks?
>>158708656
Why would you cam with your clothes on
>>158708461
looks like god teir
it blankposts so its obviously not creative and wants attention
its wearing slut glam so it wants to pander to the thirsty losers, meaning it hardly has any dignity
It picked a clearfaced cat so its probably shallow
all me paks jessa abe elk tofu vjera amber putty
>>158708601
>>158708656
shut the fuck up putt
>>158708461
Memelord idiot that used to be EB'd to Lil Bun. Also turned Aranea into a subby slut.
>>158705515
Please save that log before you log out, was very cute.
>tfw going on a spirit journey formation anniversary with your loving lover after a day of feeling apathetic and flat-out negative at times
>tfw loved
I'm so happy /xivg... ;_;
>>158707908
>tfw mastercrafter friends
>don't think they like me much anymore but they still did nice things for me so I feel bad about it
>>158708719
This is hardly anything that cant be observed by the picture itself, come on.
>>158708803
>tfw removing someone after trying to rekindle friendship for the hundredth time after they killed it
>tfw they wouldn't talk to you at all the past two days
>tfw they talk to you on a shared discord as if nothing happened
i hate myself
>>158708786
i did, too bad we didn't get to finish. some other time then.
anyone here subreddit their toes and push carts for a living just wondering
>>158708763
>>158708719
Dont you talk shit about them they're a good person!
>>158709031
does anyone here have sex with pigs and refuse to shower just wondering
>>158708803
That image is so fucking stupid and I love it.
>>158708750
[sound of a ship sinking in the distance]
>>158709158
Yes thank you. In case it wasn't incredibly obvious, it's based on Duke Nukem Forever's ending.
God I love Duke. Almost as much as I loveTANITSUKI SHIRUKU
>>158708996
did you erp ippiki
>>158694096
Random battle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQWFXdiezkY
Boss battle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNXdJKp9XPk&list=PLGfBV432sz1l_fwNf9xTUsPOD390cs6RU&index=32
Final boss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhLfLUtBZA4
Also, my great dream is that Soken will some day convince Ryuji Sasai to come back to Square long enough to collaborate on the most glorious primal song ever.
Does Bun Mi erp?
>>158708750
But why?
>>158708567
I'm neither autistic nor a neet, but okay.
Why are morbols so FUCKING TERRIFYING JESUS FUCK
>>158709059
hmmm so are you a whit knight or a webbie or something in between do tell us a riveting tale of how the person in question is "nice" something they did that was truly genuine, less I accuse you of being ensnared by a 3d modeled catgirl who is secretly a grown man, which would make your claims of defense of the person in question invalid.
>>158709406
You stay away from him.
>>158708567
No, most of them are botters unless they've been playing since 1.0 or some shit.
>>158709406
Who?
am i in time for piggys autistic meltdown
i wonder which server hes gonna pick this time
>>158709462
don't smoke kids
>>158709510
Probably a hot mix of all of the above is how I'd describe it.
>>158709584
pls be balmung
i transferred here yesterday and i have yet to figure out why
>>158709406
Stay away from my soulmate please.
>>158709517
Too bad I'm going to send Bun a tell whether you like it or not
>>158709579
post thighs
>>158709674
i think you meant to reply to the post above me m8
>>158709406
Yes
>>158707816
Sorry!? I'm always open to talk things out!
>>158709789
yes yes i did
>>158709579
>>158709674
>>158709584
Flesh isn't very flammable to begin with.
This has the be the LEAST game-related general on /vg/.
Best way to level 57-60 without Vault spam?Or is it my only option ;w;
>>158709860
Potd works but I don't know how effective it is at those levels. Probably about the same
>>158709860
I find cyanide works well for avoiding Vault grind.
PotD is an acceptable alternative suicide method.
>>158709860
You cando library from 59-60 :^)
>>158709860
Potd
Library spam
>>158709406
Never heard of them but check the search info and see for yourself.
>>158709860
Since /kspg/ is dead, this is correct. /egg/ might also qualify but they mostly talk math and general engineering anyway so it's productive, and /tesg/ has gotten back on the rails hard since SE.
cam for me cuckolin
>>158709579
*steps*
>>158709825
I am onto you.
Anyone else here getting lag on Aether?
>>158709847
you don't set a pig on fire to smoke it, dummywho gives a fuck about an oxford comma
>>158709860
PotD
dummy
also why wouldn't you switch to Gubal for chain bonuses at the least at 59, dummy
>>158710061
Melon is too cute!!!
https://youtu.be/BMMgJ9dTxPc
If you wear slut gear as a healer and im in a dungeon im making sure you get aggro, you want attention slut I hope you like beasts.
Aside from the fact that DRG spends 18 levels spamming Impulse Drive, which is more fun/less tedious to level, DRG or NIN?
>>158708996
feel free to post it, it'll help your rep
>>158710061
Im onto you, Melon.
Is Paks still relevant?
>>158710247
I wish healers would stop doing that as a whole.
It's hard to tank with a boner, you know.
>>158710117
Honestly I'm dense and just now realized I can do library. Just didn't even register since it said level 59. Thanks!
>>158710294
You caught me no handed.
hello?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vOA73Amf7X
>>158709510
They're probably one of the better people to hold a normal conversation with on this general.
>>158710061
melon a cute!
>>158710262
>aside from the most tedious thing, what's the most tedious thing?
Well, Jimmy.
>>158710294
I'm onto you, Flat.
You really can't just jump into Sophia EX and tank it. I know it's easy I just get fat fingers and fuck something up. Take too long popping a cool down or some stupid shit.
Pic not related, just some cat butt I found.
>>158710546
You can get past 26 with either class in a couple days at most, 26-50 takes significantly longer.
Anyone want to keep me company and/or babysit me for a few hours?
PST...
>>158710661
I finally stopped being a bitch and went in. It's not as bad as I thought but towards the end, it gets a little cluster fuck for me and I start to fuck up.
redpill me on cactuar
>>158710562
Onto what? Im untouchable.
Redpill me on red pills
What's the best way to kill time? I'm trying to get into Halatali for the Hunting Log and it's taking a decade. Should I try to get started with Triple Triad? Chocobo racing? Verminion? Some sort of solo content?
>>158710751
ded
>>158710661
It takes a bit of getting used to, but you can do it! Helps to have a good cotank you can trust.
>>158710710
PST Mother Mado
>>158710806
I wanna do this to Flat
>>158710848
These cough pills I bought are red and contain dxm, so that's pretty great I guess.
>>158710562
that screenshot is a little creepy
>>158710270
i don't post logs
Anyone else here really sick?
>>158711071
does "of your shit" count?
>>158711028
fine, i'll log in and get them from you later
>>158710984
That roe is just.
What a guy.
>>158711613
he came to cheer me up one day and it cracked me up so much I couldn't be upset anymore
>>158711754
He's a pretty cool guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TtUBZyYJr0
>>158711930
oh shit I didn't even realize it was like, a thing
that's fantastic