Dota 2 General - /d2g/

reminder that ee is the reason puppey lost his mind

Guys I need to fuck Drow

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>EEnvoker

where is the webm of that envy play?

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Nth for EE

Imagine if you had to play a support on envys team. He's gonna draft some hero for himself mid
He's gonna lose mid
He's gonna feed....
He has a hero pool of ONE hero, terrorblade mid...

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>be 2k
>one guy is screaming at us during picking stage to pick his stupid shit
>i dont want to listen to this fag
>check his profile
>4k solo 2,5k party
>shit i better listen
>he stomps while his stack and i watch
easiest 25 of my life

>>158605787
goto sleep tobi, you have a long day tomorrow

>wanted to play with gfs butt tonight and masturbate onto her spread butthole
>she agrees to this
>falls asleep on the couch and then gets up and goes into the bedroom to go to sleep for the night
>i'm just sitting here with an angry boner

explain this dotards

>>158605886
BOUT TO DIE BETTER USE MANA BOOTS

>>158605916
Where can I subscribe to your blog?

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>>158605896
real girls are ugly though

>>158605886
ee storm is always the best
he abandons lane to jungle so fast

>>158605995
/r/dota2

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>>158605787
same

well I guess it's over since I can't watch in client

>>158606012
he looks so chinese in the last one you can just see him becoming one o fthose old broken english chinese men that runs a cigar shop or something

why the fuck is this chink like 6'4 though envy is 100% chinese so hes literally in the top 0.001% of height for chinese

bet that nigga dick short as fuuuuu

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>>158605896
>normalfags literally need to constantly post nsfw images of 3dpd to reasure themselves of their sexuality and availability of women they'll never even see once in their lives
could not fabricate this

>>158606012
reminder
clips.twitch dot tv/beyondthesummit/HelpfulDolphinDatSheffy

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INVOKED DAT GHOST WALK TWICE

NO DEAFENING BLAST

EE SAMA SPARE MY SIDES

hey guys can anyone post the wr webm?

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>>158605964
You need Social level 6 for the Mate Dominance spell

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Fresh off the presses boys

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>game is called defence of the acients
>my ancient gets destroyed

these tricasts are super comfy

>>158605964
just rape her lol
she'll like it ;)

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>Watching Envy so characteristically fuck up

Pottery.

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Did this really just happen?

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>>158606010
I agree, but can we fug something that doesn't exist? Pls respond.

>>158606140
>getting triggered by 3dpd
Settle down ok?

>>158606181
That was definitely the inflection point on the fucking graph of that game.

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>>158606269
Thanks family

>>158605542
I wonder if anyone got up and went and smacked EE in the head after that. I would have

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>>158606269
nice, time to add this to the collection

>>158606269
>>158606361
holyf uck

>>158606140
im not a native could you reword this shit i dont understand much but i can feel some autism

art thing is giving me a seizure

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Why can't you wager tokens for your team losing?

>>158606432
Better aim for the front of the head, the guy has some frontal lobe impairment for sure because his decision making is all sorts of bad.

>>158606495
because you could intentionally lose? fucking retard

>>158606269
okay so, list of things he got wrong
>invokes alacrity twice
>invokes forge spirits while it was on cd
>took too long to bb to try and at least snipe the rosh for the bounty
did I get it right

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>>158606495
Why aren't the tokens that are lost in the wager given to the opposite team?
Where do the tokens go?

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is NA Dota dying?

seems like the majority of other NA players I know quit 2-3 years ago, only ones still playing are the ones who have been playing since WC3

these days the NA servers are like 50% Peruvians monkeys, seems like the pub scene here is completely evaporating

It used to be that only 3k and under had the Peruvian plague, even the fucking pros like Arteezy and Sumail are getting Peruvian feeders in their high mmr games, and in the actual pro scene they are getting banned for match fixing

Why doesn't Valve protect NA Dota from that shit?

REGION LOCKS NOW

>>158606571
well
he never icewalls it while it's walking back
he doesn't have the proper items for it

etc
w/e

The point is if he had any clue how to play invoker, he could carry this game.

>>158606547
dotard?

>FDL beats NP
>Col beats NP
>One of the SA teams beats NP

Is it conceivable for this loss to put NP in the bottom 6 or w/e of the NA quals?

>>158606795
>town portal expert
every goddamn time

>>158606835
NP beat themselves

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IS CM the most powerful support in Dota?

Hey guys can anyone post the webm of windrunner?

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>>158606374
If we fug something does that mean its real, and applying the transitive property, does it make the fugged girls ugly?

hello yes what should i but for late game health regen
it feels like tangos dont heal enough after mid game and i dont wanna keep running back to spawn to heal everytime i get down to 35% or lower

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reminder

>>158606885
yea she's literally a real vacuum with that mouth of hers
never would have guessed from looks

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>>158606980
what is real anon ?

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>>158606959
gotchu familia

>>158606990
bkb

Are NP playing any more games today

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>>158606980
I'm not defending 3dpd you retard. Truth is I really want to fug Luna's ass.

>>158607091
thanks friend i will try that next game

I haven't paid attention to dota since the last major, what do I need to know

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>second place is the first loser

>>158607141
They'll have to find a replacement mid player after they're done choking envy

>>158606885
hey qt

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>>158607161
Based shitposting wizard

>>158607224
Variable bitrate fucks that webm

>>158607416
I wish I could just make it through mpv instead of youtube-dl/webm4retards

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>>158606885
yes

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>>158607416
>>158607525

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>>158607607
lewd

>>158606269
so EE is a "pro"?

really makes you think...

>>158607416
its not variable bitrates fault he's retarded with numbers
enjoy your bloated webms that you'll never get to post since they're too big for 4chan using constant

>>158607757
he has made over $750 000 playing dota2.

i would consider that a professional.

>>158607607
holy shit bulldog is based

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>>158607725

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Dec 12th make Krobelus great again

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Is Crystal Maiden the most Disney hero?

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>>158608017
>Posting About based trump in /d2g/

>our guys are playing
>cast by lama
guess I'm watching in game...

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>>158608139
I want to nut in that ghost ass

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>>158608139
finally

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I liked when in older dota2 you get customize 1 item to any hero. It just got set to same equip slot.

I post a few

>>158608160
no, enchantress is

EE still got another game?

>>158608205
grant is such an idiot

Heroes I NEED to fuck:
>Drow
>TA
>Lina
>QoP
>Mirana
>CM
>LC
>Naga
>WR

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>>158608269
grant is casting with eosin & kotlguy on the bts stream

>>158608283

>>158608406
>no men
wow racist

>>158608406
where's wyvern?

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i miss carry void

>>158608406
I NEED to fucking BREED lanaya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>158608336

go beesa
go 04
go eosin

>>158608406
>not Luna
shitty taste.

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>>158608606
>eosin
Who?

Is NP out or what? I dont know what any of these games actually mean

>>158608785
check the tournament page on liquidpedia

>>158608638
Forgot her, but definitely need to as well.

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>>158608785
No, they're only 2-1.

I'm still feeling that CoL or FDL will win the playoffs though.

>>158607078
thanks bruh

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>>158608406
Why are there no cute boys there?

Azama is really cool.

god damn the only US team i like is FDL love their picks they are always fun,GO BEESA PLAY THE CARRY

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>>158608406
>no Venge
rude

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>>158609223
There's no pussy like angry ghost pussy.

Buffs when

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this new post timer shit makes me not want to dump my krob/vs pics

>>158609223
God dammit
first luna and now venge wtf
they're two of my favorites

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>Wraith King picked in the FDL game

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>Beesa, playing the One True King
based

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>>158608406
>no medusa

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That patch completely ruin Dota for anyone else? I was missing a dll file and now it's varifying for 12 hours.

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>>158609489
underrated milf pussy

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>>158608406
based

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>>158608406
PA?

>>158609642
FUCK

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>>158609563

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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>>158609712
>not the edit

>Giving away that huge stack
Hooly shit I'd just abandon.

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Does anyone else get massive FPS drops during the drafting screen? I don't see anything about it on reddit. help :(

>>158609791
is there a worse feeling than getting your stacks stolen?

>>158609862
getting your rosh stolen

>>158609862
not getting any (you)s for a quality shitpost

>>158609782
well post it

>>158609862
what about when you get bashed by rosh and die when rosh is 100 hp
then you buy back and miss the sun strike snipe on rosh

>>158609862
Prepping the Rosh for the big Alpha carry on the enemy team

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>>158610073

>tfw you use your friend's laptop and he doesn't have adblock installed

How do people fucking live like this.

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>be me fucking loser
>no family, no friends, no girl
>work and dota
>hate every iconic person in dota
>especially grandgrant
>vow to quit dota if he gets mainstream
>hes becoming mainstream
>hate every other game but dota

other than suicide what options do I have? cant someone just teach me to hack like in the movies my lfie needs a purpose other than being a wageslav fahm

>>158610193
ignorance is bliss etc

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>>158610004
heh

>>158610229
youre a faggot if this is true, which it probably isnt

>>158608491
That is the worst fucking d2g meme pic I've ever seen.

>>158610229
Have you ever realized that you hate people because you're jealous as fuck?

how many fucking times can this SK die where 1 point in his W would save him
jesus christ

SUSIE NO

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>>158610229
Let me show you the way.

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>>158610315
i completely realize it, that doesnt answer my question

you cant just change psychology

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>>158610308
i like the 0 lbs of ghostpussy and ghostass but yeah the rest isn't funny

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>>158610565

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Beesa, playing the carry, is doing it

>>158610565
is that supposed to be doom?
really silly that you can't see his face behind axe

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>>158610565

>>158610565
>doom
>a giver
'no'

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>>158610229
Have a cat pic to cheer you up

>>158610565
who is fucking him?
also today i started spamming axe offlane,thoughts?(~4k mmr)

>>158610229
>hating grant
lmaooo

>>158610868
I don't like axes offlane
they always cut the wave feed first blood

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>>158610868
axe is fun to play I hope he doesn't get nerfed

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>>158608406
>No Death prophet

SUZY IS A FUCKING GOD

beesa
playing the carry

FDL are an exciting team to watch, I hope they make it. Getting tired of seeing the same tier 1 teams rotating players.

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why is he so cute dotards

>>158610229
>someone is getting popular/successful
>REEEEEEEEEEE fuck him/her why are they successful REEEEEEEEEEE

>people care about NA teams that are not EG

literally why?

>>158611305
I love dota not ecelebs

>>158611305
Clown 9 is fun to watch

>>158611305
If you follow just EG you're no better than those masses of Navi fans from a few years ago

>>158611235

Watch out for Steven "Eosin" Cheng
The public enemy of Dota 2 #2
Known facts:

[x] Midget
[x] Tryhard
[x] Stacker
[x] Racist
[x] Overweight
[x] Gook
[x] Dumpstered by fakkaliv in /vg/ masters
[x] Communist
[x] Artstyle hater
[x] Doesn't post first for #kaidota
[x] Directly responsible for Silencer casting last word and curse on you every 14 seconds
[x] Bad player and captain
[x] Known homosexual
[x] Virgin
[x] K-Pop spammer
[x] Ledditor
[x] Is trying to kill E-Sports
[x] Posting 'dead thread dead game'
[x] Smells bad
[x] Direct cause of the development of the .H264 10-bit profile
[x] Supports Pendragon
[x] Likes bad music
[x] Has Athlete's Foot despite never exercising in his life
[x] Attempted to take down Adblock
[x] Tried to add nipples to Naga Siren
[x] "That"
[x] Jewish ancestry
[x] Hates America
[x] Caused Gents to get a day job
[x] Alcoholic
[x] Samefagger
[x] Marijuana addict + marijuana needle sharer
[x] Bad teeth
[x] Israeli apologist
[x] Attempted to assassinate Draskyl
[x] Attempted to shave Gabens beard
[x] Successfully assassinated Barnyyy and KingRaven
[x] Hindered intergalactic relations
[x] Responsible for seizure of Bitgamer by the Feds
[x] Watches and enjoys The Big Bang Theory
[x] Abuser of animals
[x] Possible jaywalker
[x] Copyright violater
[x] Borderline mentally retarded
[x] His nipples resemble misshapen pepperoni

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>>158607078
what the fuck, man

>>158611235
Eosin destroyed me mid 3 years ago with dagon Pugna. I think he was one of the first known players I'd ever played with.

>>158611518
me in the back

>>158611473
not that anon but come on, EG is the only good team in NA who won't disband by losing a single game

>>158611492
Who's public enemy #1?

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Alright time for SEA Dota, which team is Black^ + Icethrice stack?

>>158611473
i follow other teams aside from EG just not NA teams because they are all fucking awful

>>158611771
reddit

>>158611771
LD

>>158611785
faceless

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>couldn't play Dota all day because esports and everyone would just yell at me for blogposting

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>Almost Halloween
>Still no Diretide
>Not even a shitty, hastily made Halloween themed custom game
>Or even a shitty treasure with Halloween themed sets
>Just nothing
>Nothing at all
>NOTHING

>>158611473
http://whendidegthrowlast.com/

When is it viable to do the dagon eblade build on arc warden?

guys I just woke up what'd I miss

>>158611958
You can play without blogposting anon.

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>>158612098
but I need attention or I'll die

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>>158611958
Well, I'm yelling at you right now for not blogposting. Good job faggot.

Guess the fan time.

>Nah, they are not playing with meta here nor they are playing with their comfort draft. I think they are just testing their draft flexibility.

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>>158612309
oh shit it's a hard one. Is it OG?

>>158612309
Uh is it faceless

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>>158611943
thanks

>>158612309
pretty much faceless jabz is the drafter while iceiceice ban the heroes

>>158611473
the difference being that eg has actually won far more

>want to shit but the toilets are still clogged
the dilemma

>>158612449
>>158612552
>>158612714

No. Think about it in this way: What kind of fans are so delusional, so out of reality to consider that as justification for bad results?

>>158613095
Unironic Liquidfags?

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>team faceless
>they all have face
are they mocking me

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>my SK jungles from minute one
>builds nobots aghs, all parts except point booster first
>check him at like 25 minutes
>level 9, no points in ulti, no points in caustic

>>158613095
Is it Fnatic or Na'vi

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>>158613042
i fucking hate the nu-lag

what's the most expensive item you guys got in your inventory?

>>158613319
Dagon 5

>>158613095
secret fangays or og fangays. but the description works best for EG when ppd was their captain.

>>158613319
Cowboy ursa costume

>>158607829
he got carried to be fair. this "pro" is actually just a trained noob.

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>>158613095
Kaipi :^)

When do the complete retards stop? I'm 3.5k and I just got team that should LITERALLY be 1k.

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>>158613263
its an objective fact

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Do low grafics increase mmr?

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>>158613464
>believing the trench ever ends

>>158613464
EE has gone to multiple internationals

>nahaz relegated to hosting sea & china

>>158613572
At least he's getting paid just being there ;_;

>>158613464
I had someone in a pub call me a retard today cause I told him his deso and morbid mask didnt stack

>>158613523
Some people do it to make things less cluttered but really it's up to you whether or not the moving portrait and shadows and what not affects your ability to process what's going on.

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>>158612617
post the original fag

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lolabab here
Can anyone tell me why does the Dota 2 competitive meta is so diverse? Why is there a lot of unique pick&bans? Is it because the heroes are extremely different from eachother? I know shit about dota.

>>158613257
Winrar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trR15Ip_UBs

>>158613464
someone post the ppasta already
haven't seen it in a long time

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non-human gulagians

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>>158613572
the Professor is back baby!

>>158613507
>443

jesus

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>>158613689
http://g1138.tumblr.com/image/151086732949

Where the fuck does sing sing go? little shit

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>d2g, the community of redditors, is still triggered by 4chanians like ourteezy and grant

>everyone already flipping shit about nahaz

Ageism from underage twitch memers desu

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Recently, we have taken to her marking my boxers before I go to work. I am usually up before her. At some point in the morning she will call to me from bed "I have to pee". That is my cue to bring over a pair of my clean boxer shorts. She stands up on her knees on my side of the bed, and holds the the boxers between her legs a few inches below her pussy. After a moment or two, or six or seven, her strong morning pee begins to dribble from her pussy. usually she will dampen the boxers in a area around my crotch. Often pee will dribble on to the bed but that's OK because it is my side of the bed. I have offered my pillow so she can wipe herself. She gladly accepts. I made it absolutely clear to her that I enjoy smelling her pee on my pillow at night. It sooths me.

She has me wear pee-soaked boxers to work. This is my chastity device. We figure that no other woman will want to go near me if if they knew I was wearing soiled boxers, let alone boxers that were marked by another woman's powerful pussy.

She has graciously allowed me to let them dry to some degree before I put them on. Wearing wet underwear is quite unpleasant. I wear them all day and hope that nobody in the office can smell them. Sometimes when things get busy, I forget that I am wearing them. I am reminded, every time I go to the restroom and open my slacks to urinate. I am greeted with the scent of her woman pee. It make me smile. I often send her a text message after I visit the restroom "thinking of you. Thank you for your wonderful nectar."

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>only human contact is using mic in game and twitch stream

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>>158614028
>Where the fuck does sing sing go
trappin

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>>158614039
dotards?

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>Lumi english

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>>158614123
>no mention of /d2g/
I knew it, /d2g/ is full of AI

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>>158614123
Herr i give you (you) a FREE (you)

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>>158613980
>PAs stupid face
gets me every time :^)

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>>158614394

Fucking normie. I'm glad he's banned from valve events

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>>158614359
>I knew it, /d2g/ is full of AI
delet this

anyone knows how many ingame predicitions do I need to get right to win all achievements?

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>>158614338
>Lumi english
someone post that pasta

Nahaz has played 300 games of Invoker, what about you /d2g/?

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umm
doturds?

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>>158614531
>Not watching Ayesee

HAMMER = DROPPED
SABRES = RATTLED
ISSUE = FORCED
ANKLES=WET
PUSH = TP REACTED
DOLLAR = SHORT
DAY = LATE
THOUGHT = BETTER
HAND = COOKIE JAR
BUTT = SLAPPED
SKILL = CONNECTED
MUSCLES = FLEXED
WELCOME = OVERSTAYED
WORK = GONE TO
FIGHT = COMMITTED TO
SPOT = ON
GOLD = INFUSED
WICKETS = SPLIT
DAY = AT THE END

>If Ayesee casted TI2
"THE BAGLES ARE STORMING THE RIVER
NA'VI ARE ABOUT TO BECOME BREAD STICKS IF THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT IS GOING ON
DARKSYLL SHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT NAGA COUNTERS
BLACK HOLLEEEEEE
THE WEASELS WERE TURNED INTO RATTLESNAKES
DENDI DROPS THE HAMMER TO THE PEDAL ON THE METAL OYOYOYOYOY OPAPOPA OYOYOYOY
DENDI
DENDI
DENDI
IG WERE A DAY LATE A DOLLAR SHORT WITH THAT SMOKE"

Tobi:

>THERE'S YOUR RP
>NOW LODER, HE HAS HIS MJOLLNIAH UP AND RUNNING, BUT WITH HIS TEAM ON THE SIDELINES AND DENDI HAS THE GHEM TO TAKE A CRACK AT DEWARDING, AND YEAH, EASIEST DEWARDING OF HIS LIFE EVEN WITH THE CUDDLE BLAST AND THAT?S ALL SHE WROTE
>IT'S A DISASTAH
>WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR LIVES? - courtesy of CV

BTS studio:
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH

The GD Studio:
>Where's my whisky? You bloody bastards, stop wanking to Soe on 4chan. God dammit, Bruno explain the lanes.
>So, we'll have the Benomancer on the eassy lane, and we're using Ogre Magi because we have no Jakiro. I'm going to repeat it. BENOMANCER. Draskyll?
>I mean, Jakiro is not THAT important of a hero, by any strech of the imagination. I'm not saying he's THAT good, too. It's just that he's pretty much average in most ways, and ends up just being a medium hero over all. Who do you think will be in mid, Weppas, Mag or Puck?
>... Yeah

GIVE ME BACK HP BAR YOU CLOWNS

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>>158614502
What if we all are AI

Is kaipi going to disband?

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>>158614665
>THE WEASELS WERE TURNED INTO RATTLESNAKES

every time

>>158614515
anyone?

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>>158614683
Nice try, I'm not falling for your tricks again

>>158614725
Don't worry I'm sure sing will have a new team to lose with in no time

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>>158614857
Who said it was a trick

>>158614123
u dun go to minimart? anon

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Hey, DOTARDS.

So, did you spent a nice day in front of your PC's while locked in your rooms watching the "E-Sport" DOTA 2 Regional qualifiers? (LOL)

Watching a bunch of manchildren play a broken game sure is the best way to spend the day, right?

I bet you saw so many amazing plays, man! Total professional style, just like watch football all day! Shieeeet!

I wish I could have watched them though, but fuck, I was like busy all day doing stuff like my broseph in this clip, man:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6rvQx-yw-Q

Shit, I missed an entire day of watching DOTA 2.

Fucking sucks, dudes. But ah well.

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>>158614665
Thank you based pastabro

>>158613319
Healing salve

Very expensive for one charge

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>envy streaming
has he mentionned the "rosh incident" yet?

>ld casting
>1080p60 stream unlocks

who's he casting with?

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>come across a gulagian
>discover they literally unironically consider themselves human beings

>tfw no gf that lets you lick her vagina while she plays dota

>>158613348
>>158615130

hurr hurr hurr

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i will be attending the boston major, would one of you kinda americans be willing to accompany one of your finest mcdonalds so i can sample the best american cuisine in existence like this fine sandwich?

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Do you remember her /d2g/?

>>158613319
Golden BZZ Set.

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>HE IS LITERALLY PAYING MONEY TO TRAVEL TO THE GARBAGE HONEYPOT CITY KNOWN AS BOSTON
OBNES
FUCKING
GIGASIDES
RUNNETH
OVER

>>158615245
>1080p60
I'm curios how he got that, I think Valve only tournaments has that quality

>>158615510
>being so poor you cannot travel the world and attend all the majors/ti

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>>158615556

>>158615510
It could have been Detroit, anon. It could have been Detroit.

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>>158615570
>boston
>a city worth visiting

utterly foolish gulagian

the only merit this location has is to absorb nuclear warheads in a potential full fledged war

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>>158615556
I'm sure he has connections

>>158615510
For a trip to Boston it'd only cost me around $100. That's including a place to stay too.
Not really breaking the bank. Not that I'm going though.
Boston's a shithole.

>>158615691
>being this butt hurt that you cant afford to go to the major

kek

Is oracle still ok as a mid

Canadian major when.

>>158615750
>>158615691
>>158615664
i thought boston was the only one of your cities that didn't look like absolute shit

>>158615796
>>158615835

t. man who has not been the to shithole known as boston before

it's a trash city in a trash state

literally the 1k mmr of locations

>>158615835
New York doesn't look like shit.
t. foreign visitor

>>158615857
What's a 4k location?

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>>158615456
>her

>>158615830
maybe 2017

>>158615914
Chicago

>>158615857
>>158615908

>>158615835

what they are trying to say is that everywhere in america is a shithole

pretty sad tbqh

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>>158615456
yeah

>>158615857
>>158615908
is it full of niggers or something

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>acne appt
universe?

>>158615857
every major city has its nice parts. thats where i will be staying because i am not a poor sub human like yourself. enjoy watching the major from your shack on your old tube monitor in what ever third world shit hole you hail form though :)

Portugal Major when?

>>158615914
California

reminder that the American Midwest Is goodeurope

>>158616053
acne sucks man dont be a bully

>>158616098
arent u scared of being killed by niggers?

>>158616064
enjoy being in the northeast in the shithole known as masscahusets during december you stupid completely devoid of value motherfucker

you haven't seen shit of this world and you are literally making a big deal out of visiting one of the worst states in this country

you are _literally_ the dunning krugerite of tourists and your existence is a blight on recorded human history

>>158616090
Isn't that a 6k place?

>>158616053
dunno why he can't just go home & pick up some accutane

>>158616098
sounds like someone's never been to europe

>>158616185
Just move to non-Toronto Canada if you are afraid of the dark, no point staying in anywhere in America if that's a concern.

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>>158616335
there's nothing to do if you're in the middle of canada though

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>>158616335
But chinks are scary

>>158616345
maybe if you live in the rural area.

all you see in the media is blacks marching against cops in the midwest and the demographics dont lie for urban areas

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>>158616195
>literally this mad he cant afford to attend

>>158616410
Just narrowed down to non-Toronto non-BC.

Look just go to northern Ontario.

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>>158616297
i lived in newMiddleEast for a year actually lad

>>158616443
>he fell for the nu-male millenial honeypot region known as an urban city center
my fucking sides

its called a suburb lad

>>158616512
>live in the suburb
>decide to do anything outside that area
>likely to be shot

i thought it was the land of the free, yet you cant leave your neighbourhood.

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>>158616448
>literally sunk cost damage controlling krugering

you know why i'll have the last laugh

because
you fucking paid money
to
go
to
massachusetts

>>158616384
>hiroshimoot a gargantuan jew
nothing new here

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I unironically think Envy is the best mid player in the world

>>158616512
>for a year
opinion invalidated

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i hope 4chan dies desu

there's really no value left here

>>158616641
i spent 500 dollars on wine last night and i dont even like wine that much. dropping the dosh to go to the major means nothing to me. its pretty funny how other people being well off triggers you so hard though. whats that matter? did the pennies i through in the "help shit skins" bucket at the store not go as far as it normally does this year?

tfw watching crit's stream
he's been lost to the nadota """""""""""culture"""""""""""

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>>158616889
>he's still on maximum undefendable damage control mode because he literally exchanged his own financial currency units to go to the garbo city of boston

DOES HE EVEN KNOW
WHAT HE IS IN FOR

IT'S LIKE A GUY DRIVING INTO THE OUTBACK WITH 2 GALLONS OF GAS IN A FUCKING FORD PINTO

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So what are you DOTARDS planning on doing to spend the night?

Watching another one of those so called "professional players" play this broken ass shit game?

Seriously, get your fucking priorities straight already.

As for me, this is what I'll be watching!

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>>158616969
You mean purified of being a Euro.

>>158616969
does he talk exactly like arteezy, fear, universe, and sumail yet?

>>158617007
my allowance for the week is most likely more than what you make in an entire year. i could literally fill a bucket with 100 dollar bills and burns it without even noticing it was missing from one of my bank accounts. stay mad though, maybe one year valve will have a major in your shanty town of a country and you will get to attend it :)

>>158607063
>Nerd/weeb fuck it up
>classroom laughs

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>>158617170
yeah, it's disgusting
>purepesls maikng me mad

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>>158617283
>literally on his last legs of damage control because he knows he has utterly fucked up by going to the worst location in the western hemisphere, the completely devoid of any value city known as boston, in the worst of all 50 states, during the worst time of the year

>>158617149
That's not Zai's hat is it?

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>>158606361
classic jacky

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Is Dagon really not the build for nyx nyx anymore?

I still feel super comfortable popping int cores and then going Aghs after Dag1 or 2 and/or Aether Lens.

I mean, it works in my 4k shit bracket, but watching Universe he plays the hero much different from what I do. Like, he didnt even consider dagon, he instead went midas and blink.

>>158617364
keep on believing that third worlder, at least they have running water until your third world country. now if you will excuse me its time to head out on the town and have some fun. when i am drinking my 30 year old scotch that costs more than everything you have ever owned ill be sure to think about you ;)

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>People actually watch other people playing this game

>>158613691
>neutral objectives in LoL are complete shit or mandatory unlike roshan
>baron or whatever spawns always at the same time and no TP scrolls so teams just jerk each other off in front of it for 3 minutes
>map is small as fuck
>lol no turn rates, melees need dashes to catch up to people
>almost every hero farms at the same speed and amount of farm on the map is super static
>items are mostly passive stat boosts
>no medium-long duration CC skills, everything is a scaling nuke so if you fall behind you just lose
>vision is everywhere and no smokes or skills like Blur and stealth that lasts a long time
Basically the best champs in LoL are the ones that these facts suit the most. Also LoL has a major problem where half the cast is a shitty version of another one in the cast. Why pick akali when you can pick diana or katarina etc