/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

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First for B*NK

xth

I don't like trying to get as many kills as I can I just like grabbing the intel and defending myself.

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>>158601757
>Complains about something being "tumblr"
>Posts an image straight from tumblr

>>158602305
i dont care where its from if its of ferris

hes a cutie catboy

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>>158603018
It's a "man" with a "woman's" face is what it is. Disgusting.

anime out

>malicious ads
we're going to die aren't we?

>>158603261
Did Hiroshimoot fuck up the ads again?

>>158603405
>>>/qa/786936

Solider Bazooka Idea

>rockets deal half damage
>but can headshot
>double magazine size
>reduced rocket jump effectiveness

>>158604572
no

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hey guys look at this screenshot of a burning spy

>>158604854
1 rocket per magazine then you have to reload.

150% damage and 150% splash area.

150% travel speed when fired with m1

hold m2 and hold still to get a lock on a player, bot, structures. lock time takes 3 seconds and is very obvious. lock on broken by dropping LOS from the soldier or the soldier moving. 75% travel speed when fired by m2

>>158605343
no

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>tfw finally made to it to level 26
thanks to merasmissions getting my ass up and doing so
now for that game boi engi

>>158605343
straight out of spuf or?

>>158605893
w-where is this from?

fucking airplane captchas

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>>158606208
wow that was hard
it's got futa

bring back skill stick

>payload
>3 spies
>5 snipers
I wonder why I never when

After becoming aware of who Silkee is through these threads, I've checked out a bounch of videos about him. In all the in-game videos of him being a asshat, his voice and accent sounds different from the two "music videos". Are we sure it's the same person?

>Go to piss
>Come back to see a monstrosity of a lime soldier staring at me
>Right as i sit down he votekicks me
>It passes
fuck's sake

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I'm sure this is related to tf2 in some way

>>158609406
i dont get it

>>158609550
donald duck and mickey mouse wouldn't talk about things like that normally

>>158605893
are you still hunting the game boi engi?

i have faith in you anon, it will happen

>>158609602
yeah but i dont get the message
>>158609637
I got one from merassmission lel

>>158609675
welcome to the cool dudes club

>>158606742
tfw you will never do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BK__76rHJE

>>158610183
the one time i was rolling out i saw a soldier with sunbeams unusual and i wanted to impress him so i tried and rolled out in like .03 seconds i was a badass

i never did it again though

holy lel
http://www.teamfortress.tv/37043/evl-medics-banned-by-esea
also I never realized how good saturn is

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>>158610651
holy shit

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add me to the meme count pls

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Whoops, forgot to include the picture.

_ _ _ _ _

>>>/qa/788606
what did he mean by this

>>158611547
what is medic

>>158611598
He can't pay the bills.

>>158611547
I'll take an M.

>>158611598
4Chin is gonna die just like TF2

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>>158611808
You Win!

>>158611903
Sorry that other person guessed it already :/

>>158612049
fuck I thought it was malware ads

>>158612569
What, the gif? Nah it's just a gif.

>>158612889
He meant the answer to the question. Which is dumb, because there weren't enough spaces.

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>>158613016
Oh, well uh yeah.

Here's another one!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

>>158613016
well you're a faggot
>>158612889
see
>>158613016

>>158613206
Can I get an E?

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http://logs.tf/1553066#76561197978508626

when u nut

>>158613354
NOPE

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>>158614216
ok

>>158613432
>sniper offclassed as spy, pyro, engi, and heavy

jsut whta

>>158614486
you're welcome to guess again

>>158616151
I don't wanna anymore

>>158616405
ah okay

>>158613206
Show me O.

>>158614523
some people on the team were goofing off and i was trying hard to make sure we didn't lose

it's plat 6s

>>158616603
_ _ _ _ _ o _ _ _

>>158616664
R

>>158617542
NOPE

>>158616664
>>158617609
L

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>>158601253
so many comm servers on that list
what about making a pastebin with different pastebin links for each region? EU, USA, Asia...
and a link to TF.TV servers too, those are decent, specially for few players since they are specific good modes for low population servers

hey guys

do you ever realize

that tf2 is almost similar to a moba

>>158617670
_ _ l l L o _ _ _

>>158617856
full louse

>>158617808
Yeah, just the other day some guy noticed that the game was like wow. He was healing a heavy and was like, "you're like a tank and I'm a healer this is just like wow"

>>158617917
NOPE

>>158617856
E

>>158617856
Bull Locks?

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>>158618089

>>158618171
What did I win?

>>158618231
The game you win the game

>>158618309
oh

I'm gong to bed

>>158618401
bye

http://www.strawpoll.me/11521248

>tfw play tf2 for the first time in a year
God I've missed this game. Missed you guys a ton but you probably don't even remember me.
How you guys been? Any cool shit I've missed?

>>158619227
Casual and competitive are new, a few weapon changes, mmm the game is pretty similar to what it was before.

does botmode still throw every match

>>158619527
you mean mvm?

>>158619481
Yeah I played casual Halloween for a few hours today, had a fucking blast. Takes a while to get the ol' competitive instincts back though

>>158619596
the 6s player

>>158619668
You thinking of playing competitive anytime soon?

>>158619917
Naw, I'm waaay too rusty to do that again and don't really wanna dedicate all day every day to srs bsns. I will play ranked though, sounds pretty fun

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>he spams text binds

>>158620471
#PoppingKritz/Uber

>that guy spamming the "mad?" bind at the speed of light in comp mm
oh the irony

>>158620471
>Random crits are fair and balanced.
>Random crits are fair and balanced.
>Random crits are fair and balanced.
>Random crits are fair and balanced.
>Random crits are fair and balanced.

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>first round
>lol blu team a shit lmao
>beat the first section
>wtf omg you guys why you let blu team cap
>same deal with the second section
>get to the last section of the map
>lose
>haha blu team a shit lol

how do i read that

you just did

reinstalling tf2
whats the current state of the game?

>feel like doing the wave 666 mission
>buy ticket
>mann up
>cant see it in selection
>internet it
>its community only
>join community server
>laggy as fuck
>4 scouts
>sniper
>mini sentry
>meme heavies
>cow manglers
fuck

>be me
>do thing

>>158621382
competitive is shit

casual is basically a dumbed down version of community servers and you have to re-matchmake at the end of 2 rounds for some fucking reason

community servers are dead except skial and 24/7 2fort

>>158621635
eh good enough
just want something i can hop on and be annoying when im bored of playing other games

>>158621382
competitive in a nutshell
>no class limits
>vacc medics healing cheaters
>sometimes the game is balanced even with cheaters, but only because there is one in each team
>loooong wait for each match
>shit performance specially in viaduct

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post black grenadiers
r8

>>158622404
>if doge played tf2

dude like
le mems xd

why is there always that one guy in this general who writes replies without actually replying to anyone

does anyone have that pic of the tiny pyro with the big head it was really cute

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anyone here play war thunder?

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>>158623787

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>>158623934
>mfw waiting to play comp TF2

>>158619135
like the whole thing senpai

>fucking around with late night zombie robots
>traditional groups, buff soldierx2, kritzs medic, brass heavy, eng, scottish demo
>cant even get to spy wave
>everyone said fuck it
>uber medic
>hitman/pee sniper
>regular minigun heavy
>eng
>buff soldier
>battalion soldier
>made it past spy wave
>realize this is the first time that has ever happened
>fail around 25%

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Die white lists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYs2xn9jigk

>>158627765
amazing stuff right there, the frenchies really shine in i55
i58 was kinda lame
>almost no airshots
>pussy teams
>only 1 NA team
why are there wierd textures in snakewater clips tho?

please bring back quick play

there was absolutely no reason to bring in this horrid thing called casual matchmaking

>>158628131
>the three dumbfucks in valve headquarters think "casual" like in csgo would be liked by the community
>they make a very shitty version of the casual in csgo
>you cant even join your friends like in csgo's casual
THEY SHOULD STOP.
like if they want to release garbage, at least copy paste it from csgo somehow, or just leave the old stuff that ppl like
i didnt even use quickplay since im a compfag but still, its so fucking retarded

Yo
Why won't valve just bring a bunch of volunteers who actually like this game and want to fix it?
Like that one sigsegv dude, I bet there's probably 20 more who just like digging around the code out of boredom

Why not just fucking do it like seriously? Is there something super obvious I'm missing?

>>158630536
whenever the community gets involved with anything they ruin it
see: every tf2 community site

>>158630536
they wanted to hire sigsegv, but sigsegv couldnt ccept because narcolepsy
him being in the TF2 team would be the best thing happening for the TF2 update pipeline in years

if they just looked as competitive as a community update, adding whats already done instead of making everything from scratch and adding a shitty "casual" mode, it would be much better

>have low expectations for valve's mm
>its so much worse than even those expectations

>>158630705
But I meant people who are just tf2 enthusiasts, not gell and his whole pony brigade.

>>158630735
Damn, that really sucks. This game really needs a hero like him.

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>pull up to the spawn
>eyes land on the med
>i get pissed off over something she said
>she said she only pockets her BF
>grab her by the hair and tell her "stupid cyka blyat"
>she started talking shit, wouldnt ya know
>reach back like a wrench and slapped the hoe
>her pocket stood up and starts to shout
>run a vote kick
>they are both thrown out

>>158631917
funke go back to not making videos

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>>158622404

>>158632094
Isn't that what hes doing?
Or not doing?
I'm confused

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>mfw I have over 10 active community servers in my favorites tab and virtually always have a good game of tf2 in reach while the newbabbys flounder about helplessly after having their quickplay crutch taken away from them
Good thing I never settled for less. Do you guys ever realize you're complaining about losing easy access to the servers on the bottom of the barrel?

>>158633379
community servers are like pub snipers
most of them are garbage, but a few of them are incredibly good

there seems to be no middle ground

>>158633379
are there secret servers that dont show up in the server browser

>>158633379
>have over 15 servers in my favorites tab
>most of them empty at all times
>the few that ever get full are SOAP DM servers where max players is 8 and some mge servers

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Look guys i got a medic and i can press m1!

Post pubstomps.

>>158635282
I never understood why m1 got to be insult status.. what else are you going to do with a minigun?

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>>158635282
i prefer this kind of pubstomp

>>158636060
gracious that is a lot of engineers

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>>158636060
>having more than 5 friends on steam
lol pleb

I DID NOT PAY THREE FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS JUST TO LET SOME WORTHLESS GIBUSVISION SCORE A LUCKY KILL ON ME AND USE MY GOD DAMN GOLDEN FRYING PAN. Just when I decided to leave this board and think things would get better for me, no, now this fucking shit happens. Now I'm going to be leaving the game entirely unless someone does the right thing, and makes a server pluggin that completely disables this new feature. This is the biggest fucking loadout of bullshit to ever have been dumped onto TF2. This makes EoTL look like a good update. I think it's safe to say all other gold pan owners, saxxy owners, and gold wrench owners agree with me 100%. IS NOTHING SACRED TO YOU PEOPLE? Suuuuuuuure people only are able to use the imbued weapons until someone kills them or they leave the server BUT EVEN THEN that is PLENTY of time for them to enjoy WHAT THEY DO NOT DESERVE. They didn't save money up for months. They didn't do hundreds of tours in MvM. They didn't make an amazing short film that earned them a saxxy award. They didn't get super fucking lucky and crafted a gold wrench. This is by far the single most unfair, inconsiderate, atrocious, move valve has ever fucking pulled. And it doesn't stop there, anyone who owns anything nice, something you hold dear to your heart. It could be something as simple as a specialized flaregun. Someone could just walk right along, pick it up, and use it against you. YOUR OWN WEAPON. How would you feel after getting blasted with your own pro ks aussie RL? or any other aussie for that matter? YOU'D FEEL LIKE SHIT. Now Imagine the situation I'm in. even if they killed someone else using MY pan, they do NOT deserve that kind of privilege upon scoring a melee kill.

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>>158636060
More than 6 people on lobby then

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Keep crying baby!

*does that*

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>when people start with the whole "6v6 elitistm" thing

I main Heavy 6v6

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>>158638471
Comp 6v6 is literally one of the most boring things I have ever watched.
It uses all of the classes who have no diversity in tactics and every match is the same.
Its not like Highlander where the engie can do intreasting things with sentry or tele placement or the spy can sneak up and get some picks or the Pyro can fight back an uber. Theres some exitement and tension there.

In 6v6 its basically:
>Demo puts down sticky trap in standard place for defense on the map
>Roamer takes the top path and tries to bomb the med
>Pocket and med stay back until they get bombed
>Scouts just flank and try to pick
>team who gets uber first wins

Its over before you can blink and there are no tactics to it. Just shoot until the med dies.

>>158639139
you have no idea what you're talking about, lmao

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>be me
>team gets their shit together
>spawn camping quick fix faggots
>scouts and a spy gets on the kart

pyro mains

>>158639608
Oh shit wait that was last game we were spawn camping, wrong ss

>>158639653
Hello

>>158639139
Plus they just play cp_badlands or cp_granary over and over again.

Boring as fuck.

>>158635282
I've never stomped pubs.

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>>158639139
i remember watching my first 6v6 match
i was on the edge of my seat when the uber was 90%
then it got to 100% and i was overwhelmed by joy
the referee declared the match was over and Yoyotech won their 3rd consecutive premiership season
it really is all about the ubers, i wish it was that simple for other esports! how are you gonna keep track of who's winning when theres not even an uber-based system
>mfw i could have been prem if i knew about the kritzkrieg

>>158639174
>being this insecure about your own opinion that you have to confirm to yourself that I am wrong

>>158640094
6s is more complex than hl is

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>mfw I just learned you can select specific maps with the MyM screen

HL was a mistake
it was made as a middle-ground between casual pub play and competitive, but some people took it too seriously

http://steamcommunity.com/id/MikeTF2/stats/TF2

sniper mains ww@

>>158640892
i'm a sniper main

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> 50 crates 5 unusuals

the market is gonna be so fucked with this increased high unbox rate

>>158641314
If they release a new gen directly after Halloween then the gen 3 effects will raise due to the overstated Halloween effects

>>158641314
i have opened 170 crates and still havent unboxed a single unusual

>>158641314
How much do you want for the little bitey?
What effect?

>>158641465

Starstorm. Idk offers i've had so far are 100 keys, Tesla Coil Norseman + Fade shadow daggers, or a duped poisoned shadows brig helm

>>158641757
>>158641465

Sorry, I meant Starstorm insomnia (Green stars).

Also fuck Valve for putting the directors vision unusualifier in the case and not allowing it to be tradable if applied. Not too mad since I still got 4 others but still..

>>158641841
Ill give you 150 dollary doos

>>158641841
You could have sold it and not applied you dumb fuck

>Strange law
>demoman killed parts

clever

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>tfw playing heavy against a man with 1694 hours on spy yet no cosmetics

>>158642653
>Not putting it on a disciplinary action
but yeah it's neat

>>158642783
cosmetics do not equal skill

>>158633379
i hope you enjoy your pinion ads up the ass and glitching out and playing in the background you cuck

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>>158642653
>putting weapon parts on a strange cosmetic

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>>158643336
It was changed a while ago you dunce.

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>>158643552
Tell that to the wiki

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You see, the trick to get good crafting luck is to use very bad hats, since you can't get them as a result of such crafting!

>>158645167
So why are you using a good hat?

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>>158645220
because that's half the joke
the other half is my life
http://tf2r.com/koykpju.html

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>>158645098
Okay lad, I'm just saying I have a Professor Speks with Domination Kills on it, so either I have one of the most valuable items in the world or regular Strange Parts are now universal.

https://steamcommunity.com/id/engio

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>>158645515
>dota
>ugc badges

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>>158645098
The wiki tells it to the wiki:
December 17, 2015 Patch (Tough Break Update)
All Strange parts can now be applied to Strange cosmetics items.

It's in the update history section.

The diguise kit is your first weapon or should i say kit unless u start with your enternal reward but u dont't.

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here is the webm before i go to bed

Magnificent Mongolian - "Mongolia is right next to Siberia in Russia and the people at the border have a shared ancestry. Many Siberians in the region have chinky eyes and a number of their Mongolian counterparts have blonde or brown hair."

mine

Ol' Geezer - "The Ol' Geezer texture and model name is prospector_hat, indicating that the item may have been inspired from the hat worn by Stinky Pete ("The Prospector") from the 1999 animated film Toy Story 2"

PY-40 Incinibot - "The name "PY-40," is Pyro in abbreviated in numbers. The 4 represents an A, the zero represents an o."

>>158647480
How do all these people avoid their view bobbing up when taking damage? It'd make aiming a whole lot easier

Pyromancer's Mask - "The original name was "Pryomancer's Mask", but there is a possibility that the name wasn't a spelling error, and infact references Prancer the Reindeer (PRyomANCER), due to this being a horse-like skull."

Scout - "According to what the Soldier says in "A Smissmas Story", the scouts first name is Judas"

Sober Stuntman - "The fact that the helmet is similar to those worn by stunt man Evel Knievel may be a reference to the South Park episode "Pinkeye", In which the character Chef wears an Evel Knievel costume."

Spy-cicle - "The Description is a possible reference to a children's book; A Spoon for Every Bite, a story in which a rich gentleman gets tricked into thinking someone could have a spoon for every bite. A spoon for every bite turns out to be a tortilla chip for every bite. In this case it would be a knife for every stab."

Stainless Pot - "Intelligent Heavy, an internet meme created by minifett, dons a Stainless Pot, that gives him "knowledge of all sandviches in the universe"."

ÜberCharge - "If u have the medi gun out it takes a long time to make it full but if u have kritzkrieg out it take a little moment to make it full."

Ullapool Caber -"While most likely a coincidence, 'Ullapool Caber' bears certain verbal similarities to the Arabic phrase 'Allahu Akbar', also known as the Takbīr. A common Islamic Arabic phrase, literally translating as 'God is Greater', the phrase has, following the September 11 attacks, come to be associated with Islamic Extremism; in particular suicide bombing."

Shut up you not funny.

Wiki Cap - "This hat is similar to the Soldier's Stout Shako, the difference being that the Stout Shako is taller and has a flat top."

Wiki Cap - "This hat was given to the members of the tf2wiki that have added text to the tf2wiki."

Ze Goggles - "Ze Goggles are the only hat with Ze instead of the. This is the reference to the German language."

Me - "I"

We - "You and me."

You - "Me"

Funke - "In the hood. Hes always hard. I mean metaphoricaly, not as in hes "hard"."

>>158649312
delete this shitty post immediately

*Doesn't*

Poot

>>158652147
ovo what's this?

>new 50/50 win rate makes certain games completely unwinable
>always luxemburg
>always one sided
old pub servers fucking when?

>>158652494
>new 50/50 win rate makes certain games
Ive won about 80% of my matches

Overwatch general is that way

who else tfgh here?
why restrict yourself to half the keyboard with wasd when you can put way more keys within reach with tfgh

>>158652781
i wanna try that out
mind posting your binds/config.cfg?

>>158652876
I was lying, I used to use esdf but I've never been crazy enough to try tfgh
sorry

>>158652781
what the fuck do you use for crouch?
and using space is painful

>>158652946
FUCK you

fucking dead ass game holy shit

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oh

>>158652582
proofs please

>50/50 win rate
>On pubs
Is this a joke?

>crafting hats

do people actually do this

>>158658524
>peed
what did they mean by this

>>158659642
Thats what you did when you got your first lobotomy

Why do I have to keep saving this thread from death?

>>158662535
so that shitposters can come later

Just let it die.

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first unbox this halloween
wow!

>>158663563
wow ! it's fucking garbage

>>158663968
it's actually expensive garbage

>tfw not a single lucky unbox
it's not fair, guys. why is gambling so unfair?

Soldier nerfs when

>Being so bad at the game you complain about soldier

>>158664759
howbad.ru

is any one else only getting one contract a day instead of 2?

I still conga

>>158666780
wow thats embarrassing

I got a survey asking how much i'd enjoyed the last match.


What does it mean?

>>158668170
horrible

>>158635532
A+Mouse2+lookright+shift+A/D as needed
if successful W -Mouse2+weaponslot3
else; death
goto 10

>>158668170
I vote horrible every time I get asked. I sincerely hope everyone else does the same.

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>>158656535
To make money, of course.

>>158670186
>free key

lucky fucker

Either it's ok teams or complete shit teams since I've gotten back.

Or it's a scout who is managing to dominate my entire team.

The fuck is wrong with this.

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screenshots

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>>158671387

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>>158671387

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>>158671387

>>158666581
that's what you're supposed to get

>tfw u do a taunt and the sound keeps playing while the queu waits for a server

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>>158674357
>tfw u do a taunt

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>>158677082
C*NGA

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>>158676729
>willingly growing facial hair on your neck and nowhere else but your neck

some people just do their absolute damnedest to be living stereotypes don't they

Got 20 dollarydoos. What buy?

>>158680154
k*ys

>>158680154
2x drop increase goyim!

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>>158680154
The answer is always keys.

>unbox the crate
>get a clan pride

>>158679973
I bet he just got patchy beard. Also it's not even neck, it's chin.
t. ugly beard fat boy

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>>158681370
Happened to me. Thanks Muticlass keyless crate!

>>158681995
put a 5|<U\_\_ on it

>>158682353
I gave it away, I no longer have that to put a 5|<U\_\_ 0|\|

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>>158642963
>cosmetics do not equal skill

the scrap.tf unusual bot is the 40th richest backpack at $20,000

fuck geel

>>158686993
They're all low value unsellable crap unusuals and most are dirty as fuck.

Reminder that if you're looking to pick up some strange cosmetics for cheap, now is the best time. Everyone's desperation selling so they can open more boxes.

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>falling for the orange jewce

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>>158687861
lel
worth 3.7 keys

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>>158689904
>Implying you're ever going to sell it
>Implying i'm not going to get a GRU kit

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Anyone smell that?
Smells like burning rubber and a casual gaming lifestyle.

Post Pyros

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>>158690504

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>>158690463
Well that went as well as i thought

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>>158690504

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should i sell my unusual now or wait for the update to end

>>158690686
http://tf2r.com/newraf.html

>>158690835
That hat with fire effect would be awesome

>>158690835
now, that thing is already the least valuable one and it will only get lower

>>158690892
if i actually played scout i would buy the chicken taunt for it

>>158690835
unusuals are fucking unfair

>>158690836
more like steamcommunity.com/market/

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>>158690504

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>>158690504

>>158690912
good point thanks bro!!!

>>158690912
He is right, is not the best hat and many things lost value over the time.

>>158690656
>>158691080
So...you actually kill something with the scorch shit?

>>158691291
It's Truly Feared is it not?

I use it mostly because of the stun it provides, give my teammates an easier time and deal~60 is damage if both shots hit. Most of the kills came from assassinating escaping players

>>158691291
you act like the scorch shot isn't incredibly annoying to play against because of it's spammy nature and ability to 2-shot light classes thanks to the fucking mini crit boost, bouncing projectile that emulates blast damage, but with fire, and stun lock.

>>158691560
this is the only reason I use the Scorch shot over the flaregun in pubs. The salt is too tasty

>>158691560
I mean yeah, as a sniper is annoying but pretty much that, if they don't have a shotty or the flare gun I can go as much soldier on their asses as I want. Maybe a scout gets angry.

I don't feel like it's efficient enough, granted this >>158691678 but that's it.

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>>158691080
>tfw gave a mishap merc and a bunch of other of the limited cosmetics to a friend who literally never uses their pc anymore
their entire life now consists of working, partying and doing drugs etc.
he hardly even played tf2

>>158691291
It's a good deterrent. Shoot a flare and it lights someone on fire and shoot another and it gets the other people. I use it a lot with the phlog.

>>158692181
ask if he could give you your shit back, it isn't that hard

>>158692391
i don't want it back.

>>158692558
Some of that shit you can sell on the SCM for some epic steam dollerydoos

>>158692558
then why the fuck did you just bitch about it?

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I love this beard.

>>158692646
it was more about the feeling of losing a friend
sorry

>>158692783
Apparently I played with Uncle Dane today in a pub.

He's kind of a faggot.

>>158692898
I've done the same a couple times, and he's been pretty cool every time I've found him. Did you go full retard or something?

>>158693126
Nah just stalker c&d spy because he was doing the glitch in carnival of carnage so he had a sentry shoot through the walls. I was searching for a tele because he had some pals shooting from there too but no luck. Then I started killing him to steal the strong spells and we spent a good part of the game trying to one up the other, it was fun.

In truth he didn't talk much, mostly to a piss sniper on his team, I just told him to highlight me and goodbye. So in the end he technically wasn't a faggot, yet.

>>158693573
>this youtuber that I played with is a faggot
>well, he didn't do anything faggoty and he was pretty cool about the fact I was trying to ruin his video
>also he didn't talk much
>so I guess he wasn't a faggot

Cool story bro

>>158693573
Why does the fact he isn't a faggot surprise you?

>>158696054
Because I'm a bitter bitter shell of a man and I expect everyone to be a faggot.

>>158695991
Yeah about ruining his video, he was ruining my game, that was the 7th one my team was getting destroyed, and then glitches because why not. Besides we ended shooting each other and in the end it was fun.

>>158696325
>he was ruining my game, that was the 7th one my team was getting destroyed, and then glitches because why not.
Blame Valve and yourself
Why can't you carry games

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demoman?

>>158696460
Look Anonymous I try, but I've been playing spy, pyro, sniper and medic a lot of time, I never liked the rest that much because they were slow, I am a terrible scout and I liked to ambush and be sneaky. Just recently I started to play soldier somewhat seriously and it's retardedly easy to get a lot of kills but I'm still not good and I'm matched with "just installed for the event" guys. If I try non-event maps I have to wait 20 min and sent to Virginia while I'm in Europe.

So I'm angry at tf2 and posting here because I'm extremely bored.

>>158696842
>If I try non-event maps I have to wait 20 min and sent to Virginia while I'm in Europe.
I'm in the UK, wait no more than 30 seconds for a game and always get really good servers and ping

I think your internet is just shit, Mr Third World

>>158697062
Probably, apparently the network here is saturated because reasons for the last 3 years, good ping, but the most horrendous stability.

>>158696842
>Ive been playing spy, pyro, sniper and medic a lot of time
>I never liked the rest that much because they were slow

>>picks some of the slowest classes in the game


??? What did he mean by this?

>>158697206
That's part of the joke, while soldier had rocket jump I tought it was a hassle to depend on medics or jump good enough to justify the health loss.

How wrong I was.

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>>158697206
That he can't rocket jump, can't sticky jump, uses the powerjack, and sucks as scout

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>>158696842
>tfw east coast
>get thrown into luxembourg servers

my dog is sick and I might have to put her down tomorrow.
:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6ln9vj7rVQ

4:50 for quality engie plays

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>>158697656
lol

Reminder to take the GAME seriously

>>158697656
You have my condolences. I still miss my doggo, even though I have other ones now, it just isn't the same.

>>158697818
Not gonna lie the play at 4:30 was smart

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>>158697656
There are two times a man should cry in his life

When Nicky dies in Rocky II and when his dog dies.

>>158699560
Who is Nicky? It's Mickey, and he dies in Rocky III

Other times you should cry is the entirety of WALL-E, the endings to Royal Tenenbaums, Rocky, Philadelphia, West Side Story. Actually, the list is too long for when it's alright to cry

best event of tf2 2016 was the vacc ban

god it was satisfying

>>158701479
Ye

Too bad that's the only highlight of the year for Dead Fortress Poo

>>158701479
???

>>158701632
Earlier this year, Valve acquired the source code to ChuckleSquare. Everyone who'd used it within a certain timeframe were VAC banned. Many expensive backpacks were lost. There was at least one burning flames TC that was lost. Now ROFLCube users are regularly banned, and not just the usual free users.

>>158702121
why would anyone risk losing expensive backpacks like that

>>158702276
Got cocky and complacent because Valve hadn't done anything about hackers in a long time and didn't care about TF2. They still don't care, and if that guy hadn't sent in the source code, I highly doubt anything would've happened.

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>tfw banana republic as fuck
Why the hell is the sash halloween only.

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>>158701479
Dunno where I put my pulp fiction animation, I really have to organize better.

>>158702121
>chucklesquare
>roflcube

go back to r/tf2 you stupid fuckwit

no one cares about not saying LMAOBox here

>He can't take what is clearly a joke

>>158702725
nice try

they do that on r/tf2 so more people wont buy lmaobox

kekrectangle

And? I think it's funny calling it other things that the thing it is actually called. You do seem to know an awful lot about r/tf2 for someone who gets triggered so much about Reddit, by the way.

>>158702121
>ChuckleSquare
>ROFLCube

what the fuck are you on about dumbass?

>>158703163
he thinks he's preventing people from buying lmaobox by not saying its actual name

its what they do on the tf2 subreddit

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>>158703163
He's thinking he's funny.
He should have stuck to fraggin'.

>>158703216
>he thinks he's preventing people from buying lmaobox by not saying its actual name
how the hell does that do anyt-
>tf2 subreddit

ah, that's how.

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here it is

>guy with $2000 backpack gets banned
>"lmao idc, i meant to get banned lolololol"

Pathetic.

what crates should i unbox

>>158703991
Start with the one full of dragon dildos.

>>158704087
but i dont have a pyroland crate

>>158704191
Then open the one full of human dildos, you fucking faggot.

>>158703294
wait
you can put decals on that?

ahhhhh i love dominating unusual wearing snipers ~ ~

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>>158703790
>Last Online 146 days ago

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>>158704249
gee thanks

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>>158704515
No, but you can replace it user-side. Much less impressive, I know.

root\materials\models\player\items\taunts\medic_xray_light.vtf

Replaces the image in the left photo as shown, this is the same configuration as shown in the screenshot

>>158705029
>shitty sombrero

ahahaha cucked

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>>158705029

I wish I had unboxed an unusual, but 15 crates and nothing but shitty uniques and a strange worth less than $2 really hurts.

>>158705198
oh and it is
root\materials\models\player\items\taunts\medic_xray_viewer.vtf
like the picture, not "light" like I said