Dota 2 General - /d2g/

nth for LLAMA

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>>158559609
Uhm Dotards?

>>158559609
20 posts early to get your meme shit

Fuck you faggOT

>Yapzor suddenly walks into rosh knowing a cheese is still there.
smells like a stream snipe.

JUST LEAVE THE CHEESE IN PIT TO RIPEN AMIRITE

>>158559703
>not seeing both khezu and qojva scout and ping the cheese

>>158559703
what stream are you watching you dumb nigger

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>>158559754
piss off?

>>158559703

yeah its not like they have a bm hawk and a sunstrike you mongoloid piece of garbage

When's Monkey King ? We're almost in winter and it's still not here

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Why the HECK can you still purge Satanic active???

>>158559774
drink bleach you mongoloid

>>158559845
have a nice rusty nail sandwich cunt

>>158559812

>almost

over a month to go

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>>158559703
Nigger what, it was just scouted out by BM hawk and mirana arrow

>>158559773
Did you not read the WW comic? She is crazy as fuck. Like, beyond fun sex, you don't put your dick in something that crazy.

>>158559812
Pic related

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>>158559232
hey

>LIMMP
THIS FUCKING GAME LOMA

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-Spectre Aghanim's Scepter Upgrade: Adds the ability to Reality to any illusion at any time, including enemy illusions.
-Wraith King Aghanim's Scepter Upgrade: Now removes mana cost from ultimate as well.
-Make it impossible for any hero to jungle except if they have built in jungling mechanics (such as Enigma).
-Remove iron talon

-Remove Scan
-Remove Unique Attack Modifier limitation

-Remove Captains Mode and Captains Draft from unranked
-Remove Random Draft from Ranked
-Everyone can click to be Captain. Highest MMR player has priority to be Captain.
-Revamp Captain's Mode and it's UI, promote the new changes, get more people to play it somehow

-Remove Random button from ranked All Pick
-Remove banning from All Pick
-Move Ability Draft to custom games complete with blog updates.
-Soft region lock for ranked (players foreign to a server only play on the same team with each other)

What do you guys think about this?

>>158559997

>-Remove Captains Mode and Captains Draft from unranked

for what purpose

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But Arteezy and Sumail said SF needs buffs...

>>158559997
>No
>Not sure
>No
>No

>No
>Try it out

>Yes
>No
>No
>Yes

>Yes
>No
>No
>No

i calibrated at 3,5k some years ago and im 3,5k still haha

>>158560173
haha

>>158560130

do you even think before you post shit like this you stupid faggot

>>158560203
shit bait

>>158560067
so more people play Captains Mode ranked

>Successful Raze hits now raise the raze damage by 3%/6%/9%/12%. The % resets when SF misses a raze.

F I X E D

>>158560249

nobody plays cm ranked because playing cm with 4 randoms is fucking retarded, not because unranked cm is available

>>158560286
>This clears the stack

>>158560343
Nobody plays CM ranked because

>Pros & amateurs have ACTUAL matches and scrims for that.
>They play pub for just mechanical/hero practicing

>non-pros/amateurs are too casual for that, if there ever is a five stack they probably play for fun and scrim seriously.

Captains Draft was the most midway

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what if there was a hero that could rewind the whole game (except his own ultimate) 10 seconds with his ultimate?

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So it's looking like el Presidente is gonna breeze his way through

>>158560343
playing captains mode ranked isnt retarded. its much more fun than all pick and the quality of games are much higher. the problem is takes too long to queue because everyones playing it in unranked instead and it needs to be modernized.

>It's a late game invoker kills everyone because 500 skills episode.
How Icefrog thinks this hero is balanced is beyond me.

LMAO [A] actually lose to ESC

>>158560568
>pick right click carry
>press buttan for Black King Bar
?????????

>>158560568

>pick garbage late game
>lose late game

wtf i hate invoker now!

>>158560642
did you just not watch the game you retarded mongloid TWAT

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>>158560286
>This is trench balance
>Max level raze
>Do two full combos
>Shadow raze now hits for over 600

>>158560568
just push early
he can't do much between laning stage and thirty minutes into the game except afk jungling and spiltpushing

>What's that skill called
>Grave

Is Blitz going full Alzheimer

to the anon who posted the new alice march scene
i was expecting a bit more gape to be honest. and she wasnt that pretty in this scene which is weird since mike uses the best makeup artists in the industry

were liquid saving strats after all?

>>158560782
Her and Lexi Dona's anal scenes are my favorites desu

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>Liquid 100% winrate

where are you now haters?

>>158560909
check out chloe couture in her latest evilangel vid its brutal

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>>158560903
>>158560913
>Kuro vs Puppey final

>>158560903
>>158560913
>>158560996
>winning against 0-3 open qual team
>le liquid le back xd

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>Slacks replacing Blitz
there goes the only good stream

>>158560990
if i want brutal i just watch hotkinkyjo or whatever her name is

or that weird woman from South East Asia that stuffs like 1 meter dildos in her

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>Liquid are going to beat literalwhos and everyone will say THEY'RE BACK

It's just like Na'Vi.

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

The Liquid Throw has Begun

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

>>158561291

do you guys really get turned on by that shit

i mean i watch all sorts of degenerate garbage but watching a woman destroy her asshole just makes me cringe

>thid navi draft
based
fucking
dendi

babyknight is so fucking bad jesus christ

LIQUID LOST LUL

BULBA LOSE EVEN WHEN HE WINS

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>>158561412
Yeah, got an ass and anal fetish.
And this was the Philippine woman

So liquid were saving strats after all

>>158561471
>lol pudge so epic hahahaha

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What went wrong this time

>>158561590

i used to have an anal fetish until i had anal sex for the first time in my life with gf

it was pretty meh

>>158561291
but its not brutal its just huge gapes. i mean there is a diff between fisting and prolapsing and all that and just gaping big

>>158561412
yeah

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It's over Liquid are going to clean sweep this shitty EU qualifier

Liquid lost to imperial?

>>158561848

no?

>>158561848
yes XDD

>>158561872
>>158561884
http://www.joindota.com/en/matches/215071-the-imperial-vs-team-liquid
?

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>godz and sheever coming to ruin the comfy tobi cast

>inviting Xboct
MAD MAN

>>158561898
read the comments

>>158561748

mag fed away the networth advantage he had in kills. as a result they rolled over the medusa.

also no blink or any positioning item on doom

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Imagine being told you're going to play Sladar for a match.

>>158562052

ez win

Blitz is such a fucking drama whore and crybaby holy shit.
I used to not mind as much but nowadays it's either gotten worse or I've just started to realise it.

>>158562097
He does seem to whine a lot nowadays..

>>158562097
what happens when you stack with arteezy

>the fat guy loves living in america as a consumer
not surprised

Has Dendi been smoking the ganja?

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>Right now AF, Secret, Alliance and Liquid would advance

All according to kotaku :)

AF v secret

Predict your winner here

secret but im a madara fangay

>>158562052
>free damage
>free rosh
>free permahaste
>best stun in the game
what are you talking about, slardar is pretty fun
lich is ten times worse

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>>158562408
>implying you can beat Madara

>>158562408
AD FINEM.

I'm a Puppey fangay but Madara is 10x the core midjuan and mp are

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>>158562152
this pretty much. he even picked up some of rtz's speech habits like the "alright alright it's cool I'm fine" in a muffled voice.
He used to be one of my favorite casters, but he's mostly just obnoxious to me now.

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

>>158562440
>free damage
>free xp
>free lanecontrol
>best offlaner in the game
what are you talking about, lich is pretty fun
viper is ten times worse

>They still lane.
>They haven't transitioned to jungle optimization and Iron Talon meta.

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What went wrong?

>Foreve on Timbersaw AGAIN.
Fucking shitbag.

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>Navi falling apart
and there goes the ruskie audience

>>158562848
>hating on Forev or Timbersaw

people like you should have been gassed by hitler with the jews

>>158562815
Clintons

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>PieLieShit.

Is Shane one of our top analysts right now?

>PLD
lol

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>>158563123
yes and Anne is our top caster

>>158563123
I have no idea how he got into the scene, he has never said anything of worth ever except stating the obvious like all the non-pros on analyst panels do.

>>158563227
cronyism

No Columbian hero?

Shane is pretty accurate in his commentary

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Why the fuck every single NA players act like Arteezy second-coming Jesus of Dota or something?
Jesus Chirst stop cocksucking this fucking wigger.

>>158559997
>Remove Unique Attack modifier limits
That would be pretty neat to see.

>>158563389
You don't understand dota if you don't understand how far ahead of everyone else RTZ was in laning mechanics

>>158563389
mason sucks his dick like mad because he's irrelevant and RTZ is the face of Dota right now.

>teammate chooses rubick
>lose

waow

nearing 35% win rate with this nigger on my team

>>158563381
Honestly yeah, he doesnt have amazing insights but doesn't really say too much stupid shit.

>>158563389
But mason is right tho

>>158563389
he's right tho also
>browsing NAdota

:thinking: how does a puck die to a windrunner solo at level 3

>>158563535
how hard is it to state the obvious.

at the same time, how is he suppose to contribute anything meaningful when sheever and slacks are just spouting memes

>>158563426
>desolator is now even more broken than raindrop or hurricane pike
yeah no
basically UAM are still exist in the game to keep mana break, ice arrows and desolator balanced

>>158563763
Pretty hard, considering a lot of the stupid shit LDs zero wage slaves say

>>158563426
>desolator core in every carry
Just remove items and turn this into a ""hero" "brawler"".

>>158563660
But NAdota is goodD2G

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our guy Puppey is going to win the Boston Major

>>158563939
Shane has been in the scene for so much longer though.

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>OG INVITED OVER THESE SHITTERS

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO ALWAYS LOSE, DEE TOO GEE?

>>158563795
>>158563969
Shit i forgot about Deso, still think it'd be neat to have some mana-burners be able to build UAM's.

>>158559609
my mom saw me looking at the op pic and probably thinks I'm gay now

thanks /d2g/

>>158564253
based n0tail

>Ars-Art going mental on Ruhub because of Na'Vi shit drafting
Disband imminent

>>158564268
>AM with a diffusal would be neat
Staph!

>>158564315
cmon dude its 2016 theres nothing wrong with being gay

>>158564391
disband confirmed on twitter

https://twitter.com/JustXBOCT/status/791662803346157569
what did he mean by this

>>158564315
If you were looking at it, it's your problem. Don't blame us faggot.

I'll be blunt. Hearing pros cast games is boring as fuck. They sound like they don't give a flying shit. At least when EE was casting he seemed invested in it.

sheever is so retarded

>>158564628
navi fell apart

>>158564817
Well, she's a woman.

>>158564418
i was more thinking AM with Satanic and such, i'm pretty sure Mana burn wouln't stack with itself even if it wasn't a UAM.

>>158564815
yeah but then you have to listen to EE

>>158564815
I disagree. I like it when they aren't shouting every little thing that happens as though I'm some autistic child that will tune out if the noises stop.

I wanna hang out with enchantress!

Tied to the pipes and fearing for her life, all Venge can do is shudder. Down the basement steps, Earthshaker descends. "Stop shaking" he commands, and brings his monstrous girth to her sealed lips. "I'm going to pound you" he chuckles, a twinkle in his eye, before forcing his totem deep into the fallen skywrath's throat.

>>158564418
diffusal's manabreak isn't UAM but manaburns don't stack anyway

>>158564864

>i'm pretty sure Mana burn wouln't stack with itself even if it wasn't a UAM.

it doesnt and diffusal isnt uam you FUCK

I think clinkz and ursa are among the funniest heroes to play
fight me

Madara good player.

MP is a retard

>>158565084
patrician taste but only if you go mask of madness + aghs on ursa

Is secret back?

>>158564939
I would prefer Stunning Enchantress.

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Remember when you used to be excited for that Mouz game with Tobi casting?

actually madara didnt lose

he used his genjutsu.

just wait you'll see

>>158565310
>Remember when you used to be excited for that Mouz game
That never happened, dumb frogposter.

OPA

>>158565239
eh depends

>Echo Magnus
>Not the far superior Aghanim Magnus

>>158565481
FREE... cleaving?

>>158565310
>end of 2016
>there are still mouzshitters out there

Just die already for fucks sake

>the good cast is over

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>>158565481
all in due time
>late game silencer with aghs mag

>escape beating navi
lmao NaVi should just disband.

>>158565794
p sure they already did

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Is this the most unneeded change in dota? Like, how retarded does icefrog think we are?

holy fuck navi are even worse than at their first game today
>>158565689
this game is not going late m8
>>158565794
some navi guy said on twitter that this is last tournament for current roster
also syndstack is top-3 EU so it's no shame to lose to them

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>Get to 4k MMR
>Everyone is 500% more toxic
>Filled with tryhards who think they know everything
>1 gank causes mids to tilt and feed couriers
>People tell me it's the most hostile, unenjoyable bracket in Dota


I want back to 3k
Should I just main furion until I lose enough MMR?

Friendly reminder that you should cheer for elements because our guy Swiftending is playing

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Post better feeling

Protip, you can't

>>158566019
4K MMR is quite literally 'I just bought my 4k account and I play against other account buyers' MMR.

You basically need to farm 1000MMR more to get enjoyable games

>>158566047
Fuck off memepire.

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One more game for the full page, wish me luck, dotards.

>>158566047
4k is the single worst bracket in all of Dota, see >>158566019

>>158566098
You will pick NP and lose.

>>158566098
you can do it lad

>>158566098
>NORMAL.
oh boy these sure are relevant

>>158566098
>normal skill
lamo

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>Slacks was just living as an obese, balding, obnoxious autist (and probable virgin) with a useless degree doing him nothing
>despite all of this became a major dota personality, got to host the largest dota tournament ever and will likely become a staple in tournaments for the foreseeable future

I don't like him, but it's inspiring really.

>>158566098
good luck friend

>>158566019
and it get progressively worse until ~5k

>>158565982
>he doesn't believe in dondo

Liquid v. Ad Finem up

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which stream are we watching doturds?

>>158566190
>Caring about a pointless number in electronic entertainment

>>158566235
your mom is inspiring my cock jake

>>158566235
what degree?

>>158566019
you either pick furion every game and get back to 3k.
or pick drow every game and get 5k in 100 games

AF must have fuckin PTSD from timbersaw at this point

forev did a number on them

>>158566235
He just pander to the lowest common denominator of the audience.

Literally the pop music or marvel movies of casting.

>>158566185
>>158566248
Thank you.

>>158566185
>>158566190
>>158566209
>Comparing yourself to anyone but yourself.

Will come back and post results regardless if I win or lose.

Navi is pulling the classic "now you will doubt us" but will soon turn it all around and it'll be "why did you doubt us".

>>158566451
What the fuck

>IMMORTAL BURDEN

AHAHAH

>>158566342
pretty sure you can maintain a 70% wr with drow from 4k to 5k

thats around 52 games

i know a friend who climber from 3.3 (calibration) to 4.2 this patch spamming drow and arc warden

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>I rate NP

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>>158566451
>anime fans in japan

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>>158566235
The guy has a wife you idiot, Slacks is just another case of /d2g/ hating someones guts cause they're normal and get to live in the Dota world while /d2g/ festers in the dark of their rooms on a Turkish fighting fish husbandry forum.

Sure he can be annoying but the guy gets pros to talk like no other interviewer before him, sometimes it pays to hire someone who's not a mumbling aspie retard and just have a retard.

>This just in anon
>YOU'RE GARBAGE

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>>158565982
>syndstack is top-3 EU
>no shame to lose to them

>>158566293
dondo should've retired year ago, but organization doesn't want to let him go
i hope they will make him professional streamer and let him rest

>>158566451
is this from when he went to Japan last year?

>>158566479

to what do you refer

>>158566524
That was basically the point I was making anon

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>>158566603
Fogged nickname for Synderen based on his Dazzle cosmetic

>>158566498
maining op heroes to achieve a certain mmr bracket is the exact opposite way to prove to belong there

>>158566740
You can "prove" (lmoa) you "belong there" when you get there. It's just fucking retarded of you not to stomp the games you can stomp.

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>>158566516
>I rank Jacky Mao

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>MID FARMING MIN 10 NO GANK GG NOOB REPORT

>>158566819
Tell me more about life in 0-4k MMR

has envy known a woman?

>>158566782
w/e nerd enjoy playing the same mindless hero over and over just to have to nerfed then fall back into mmr obscurity

remember when people thought BSJ could save NA doto? then we all realized he was just some faggot slark mainer

>>158566871
he's had a gf for awhile now

>>158566867
every other game there is someone who just walks down mid and tried to kill the first person they see and dies repeatedly but not on purpose

this is not an exaggeration

>Dendi wasted his RP
>Instead of dying and buying back

Holy fuck this udde

>>158566550
you are half of year late if you want to laugh at based feeding danish man ability to play dotes
stability sometimes make wonders to teams

>>158566782
No anon it's called integrity, the way Dota is right now the most OP heroes play themselves (Drow aura auto winning every lane at once, Invoker having 9 ultimates, Slark having 3 get out of jail free cards) and it doesn't show skill to raise in MMR with heroes like that.

Sure you can reach the MMR but you're pretty much a third world account buyer by doing it.

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>a RNG card game is beating us by 40K viewers

step up ur game doturds

>>158566740

whatever bro. i was impressed actually. his mechanical skill is decent but his shotcalling and map awareness are really quite on point.

LoH was so righ tabout navi

>>158566963
desu that's like his first mistake the whole game

what's with the magnus build

>>158566990
HS will be dead in a year though

>>158566867
I've had players sit in the jungle for twenty minutes and come out with less items than I had playing in the solo offlane.

Oh

and expect jungle heroes to go 20 minutes of farming

>>158566890
>w/e nerd enjoy playing the same mindless hero over and over j
Thats how you usually get good with x hero.

It's only plus if it means escaping the account buyer mmr
>>158566985
some mental gymnastics to justify why you are in a shit bracket, protip, you are shit or otherwise you'd 'main drow with 70% winrate to get 5k'

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>>158566990
>mfw literally cannot fathom how Hearthstone has an audience after playing MtG for years

I mean, no stack? NO STACK?? WHAT??? Is it like League and Dota where one is just a colorful dumbed down version for kids?

>Execration direct invite
>Icex3's team and Fnatic looking storng as fuck

Has even SEA surpassed NA?

>>158567080
>you are shit or otherwise you'd 'main drow with 70% winrate to get 5k'
DEE TOO GEE

>>158567119
Combination of captive Blizzard audience and eceleb hype. People are getting mad and leaving though because they can't balance and started jewing

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>Dotards blown the fuck out by a 90% rng card game
DEAD FUCKING GAME

>>158567127
>strong as fuck against seamonkeys

nice la

>>158567119
It's fun watching streamers get salty over RNG and you don't need to know much to keep attention.

Why anyone is watching HS tournaments I have no idea. It's boring as fuck.

>>158567127

nah but SEA is definitely going to crush yuro-peons. OG will get crushed if they face fnatic or faceless.

>>158567119

HS is to TCG as Heroes of the Shitstorm is to ARTS/MOBA/ASSFAGGOT

>>158567080
>n-n-o guys I'm good really, just a coincidence I spam all the FotM heroes that have evaded nerfs because of the 4 month wait on a patch

I bet you're a real good Timber player as well and definitely won't get knocked down 2K MMR when heroes rotate and shitters like you are scrambling to find the auto win heroes of the patch.

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>>158567119

>grow in the 90s
>played Quake, Dota and MtG all my life
>mfw seeing present day kids choose CoD, LoL and Heartthstone

I'm not sure at what exact point the world went to shit honestly.

Kaipi is btfo but what about wagastack? I wasn't following us qualifiers

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>>158567298
>guys I could spam OP hero too but I have HONOR so thats why Im 2k


ok sure

remember that your games are too shit for even bulldog to smurf in and waste his time with meme shit (he does it in 5k)

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Remember when the Russian stream at least brought in good viewers? Even that is dying, everywhere you look Dota is dying it's time to wake up and face facts.

>>158567119
So yugioh is the smite of TCGs then?
>captcha calle calle

>>158567298

but i just stop playing ranked until i see a pro stream a hero played that makes it fotm.

how do you think i started climbing? even supports are not an exception. i spammed the fuck out of sd when shadow poison was 40 mana as well as bounty when he had ww for 50 mana

>the state of navi
wew lad mi gusto

>>158567414
waga lost to NA stack.

the ultimate insult, when will that swedish faggot learn he can only whore himself out for donations

>liquid

>>158567367
Somewhere during 2007
>release of CoD 4
>the big bang theory

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>>158567367
what kind of fruit is that?

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Did Liquid fool us all along?

Were they just pretending to be bad so they can stomp the qualifiers.

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Puppey is making a statement on this qualifier. Secret should've been invited.

>>158567575

you can hardly classify the current game as a stomp though

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>Liquid

>>158567487
>>158567464
feels good to see redditor teams getting shitfucked on every step
NP will be next to get rekt hopefully

>>158567626
t. swedecuck

>>158567439
No, it's actually the League of TCGs, literally the TCG with most cards ever sold.

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>>158567417
Bud you're bad. Dota is full of people that spam FotM hroees, climb in MMR, then get dumpstered by people who got there by being good, It's why account buyers are in every single 4K game and they're nearly disposable accounts

>Guys I can spam OP heroes in Rosetta Stone: The Moba truly I am a master of skill and don't just rely on Valve to placate people like me so I'l keep playing and buying hings

>>158567626
My only wish for the NA qualifiers is for NP to lose all games.

what MMR is Shane? His analysis is like 3k 2bh

nice greek infrastructure

>it's an envy gets kicked and said team goes on a tear of dominance and wins TI episode
havn't seen this one in a while desu

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>warlock

>>158567824

5k

Anyone still plays mexican electrician on pubs? Is he still viable mid?

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Can Liquid beat Madara?

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>>158566451
that is my favorite picture of envy

>>158568058

if youre gooderer than everyone else u can win 1v9

Only 9 inches?

Navi are running out of slav players to pick up when they disband

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>mfw they were only pretending to be shit

>>158568193
teach me your ways anon

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>>158568203
Pathetic

>>158568239
;_;

when is eg playing

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>>158568203
how big is LC if 9inches is short?

>>158568239
Dondi on suicid watch

>>158566990
dota is shit to watch desu
without the million dollar hype its just uninsteresting

>>158567767
Yeah I'm bad when I double your MMR and actually win games.

The cognitive dissonance is strong.

>>158568239
are they officially out?

>>158568414
Dondi doesn't give a shit. All he needs is to play on some tournament from time to time and lose to keep his huge salary.

>>158568473
No.

>>158568473
might as well

>Want to watch good clips or big plays because my games are boring as fuck
>Dotacinema way too slow releasing vids
>have to watch dota WTF
>Clips are okay but editing is atrocious
>Memes from years ago used unironically
>Show clip, show edited same clip, show clip once again

They seriously used "IMA FIRING MAH LAZOR" in their most recent video.

>the match is completely in our favor
>their team is completely sperging out on each other
>one of them leaves what is a lost match
>15 minutes wasted and they don't lose MMR
BRAVO, SUCH A MAGNIFICIENT SYSTEM

>>158568239
well it was said they were not doing well together anyways so no surprise

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>>158568301
Rougly 14 inches when whipped into a fury about Stonehall

>>158568460
>Account buyers typing like they opinions are relevant

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>>158568301
sister pls

>>158568473
i think if they lose one more game they will have no chances to get to playoff phase
they are done for today though

>>158568550
try pub scrubs

its pretty entertaining

Reminder that timber is in no way op at all

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Motherfucking Bulba is styling people all over, is this real life?

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APOLOGIZE

IS LIQUID ON STEROIDS??

>>158568810
>>158568824
>>158568831
ss-s-s-s-s-s--s-s-sorrryyyy b-b-bulba...

>>158568831
Nah they just took off training weights.

>>158568730
he looks OP only to dumb shittters who play only rightclickers

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Don't talk to me or my team ever again

miracle still playing like shit

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>NA qualifiers about to start
pls let me rest

new shipment of ritalin huh?

>>158568810
>>158568824
I've been defending Bulba even when they lost in Dreamleague or whatever tournament previously. The issue is in Miracle and Matumba, and drafts.

Bulba plays good most of the time nowadays :)

but d2g doesnt watch ingame with player perspective but they play friend sim with twitch so what do they know about dota

>>158568719
Oh yeah aren't they sponsored by gameleap.com the premier site to learn from pros, high-skill pubbers, and Brax.

Fucking hate all the shilling for that site on every single dota video. People's videos have gotten noticeably shorter or lower quality when they stick in that gameleap advert.

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>>158568971
You're going to watch sixteen hours of dota and you're going to like it, bitch boy.

>>158568971
just going to watch NP games in the hope they get BTFO desu

LIQUID WILL NEVER FUCKING LOSE THEY PLAYED YOU ALL LIKE FIDDLES LITERALLY SAVING STRATS

FUCKING RETARDS ACTUALLY THOUGHT MIRALCE WAS BAD AND THAT BULBA WAS JUST A FEEDING MONGOLOID KILL YOURSLEVES

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>>158568971


gr AF vs. eu Liquid LIVE 8
eu ESC vs. dk Imperial LIVE 5
eu ProDotA vs. pe InF 8m 3
rs EPG vs. us wwd 8m 3
eu Liquid vs. se Alliance 38m 7
world Secret vs. ru Vega 1h 8m 6
ru VP vs. cis F5 1h 8m 4
pe InF vs. us NP 1h 38m 4
br K4 vs. us coL 1h 38m 2
gr AF vs. se Alliance 2h 8m 5
ru Vega vs. ru VP 2h 8m 2
us wwd vs. eu ProDotA 3h 8m 2
us FDL vs. rs EPG 3h 8m 4
us coL vs. pe InF 4h 38m 2
us NP vs. us wwd 4h 38m 4
rs EPG vs. eu ProDotA 6h 8m 3
us FDL vs. br K4 6h 8m 3
us wwd vs. us coL 7h 38m 2
eu ProDotA vs. us NP 7h 38m 4
cn FTD.A vs. cn VG 9h 8m 1
world Faceless vs. my FDE 9h 8m 3
cn EH.K vs. cn VG.J 9h 8m 1
br K4 vs. rs EPG 9h 8m 2
ph Mski vs. my WG.Unity 9h 8m 2
pe InF vs. us FDL 9h 8m 4
cn EH.X vs. cn VG 10h 8m 1
cn CDEC vs. cn VG.J 10h 8m 1
ph TNC vs. id RRQ 10h 8m 3
mn Mongolz vs. th Sig.Tr 10h 8m 2
cn EH.K vs. cn LGD.FY 11h 38m 1
cn FTD.A vs. cn LGD 11h 38m 1
my WG.Unity vs. ph TNC 11h 38m 3
id RRQ vs. mn Mongolz 11h 38m

>>158568971
why would you want to watch this shitshow
literally only games between NP and 2 EU teams are worth watching

is this game actually about to die in the west

>>158569104
>not supporting the last bastion of NA dota

Spotted the Eurocuck

>>158569187
miracle still playing like shit.
this game is literally matu and bilbo show

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>>158569253
hah yes xd

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we are LIVE on /beyondthesummit4 with Grandgrant and Merlini
Infamous vs Prodota

>>158568227

farm faster than everyone and rape supports supports with zip zap

going for orchid first is often gud idea

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>>158569256
>euro
>cuck
lmao im not the one that got cucked out of his own qualifiers

>>158567598
i dont think ive ever seen a moar coal burning face in my lifetime

i guess you cant technically be a "coalburner" if youre nonwhite though

>>158569253
too many shitskin and 3rd worlders, we gotta make dota great again.

>>158569085
>no strong mistress to abuse you for hours and reward you afterwards

>>158569253
you can always look at the data on steamspy I think they have stats on which percentage of countries play this game.

>>158569459
>implying any NA open team has a chance to qualify for boston

>got some nice blended scotch whiskey and some pepsi 1893s for tonight
>huge ice cubes chillin in the freezer

who else /comfyskyrimSE/ tonight

>>158569459
DELETE THIS

>>158569547
>damage control
sure have more chances that all those NA teams that got BTFO :^)

>warlock first pick
?

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>>158569442
nice time to masturbate all day while watching dota

>>158569463
She fucked zyori

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>>158569573
mmmmmmm

>>158569573
Make ice cubes out of the liquid you're drinking, that way they won't melt and dilute the taste of your drink.

What's the key to carry Undying? Do you go Safe or Off with this fucker and is lifesteal even worth it on him?

>>158569547
>tier 3 european teams utterly destroy tier 3 american teams
>"b-but wait until they have to p-play tier 2 american teams!!"

no shit sherlock, still will see what happens in a few hours

>>158569573
>skyrim
why would anyone want to play this shitty hiking simulator

>>158569692
what the fuck anon

>>158569728
or just use huge ice cubes as is in vogue. they don't melt quickly

>>158569621
quality NA teams like
>caster stack
>NA rejects stack
>tralf "im still relevant" stack

so instead of seeing t5 NA going 0-X we get to see t3 yuropoors lose

LIQUID FOOLED US ALL HOLY FUCK BULBA IS A GOD.

>>158569753
lol calling the NA teams "t3"

the skill gap between open and invited qualifier teams in NA is almost beyond comprehension

>>158569253
you cannot kill that which was never alive

>>158569819
we get to see t5 BRs and peruvians lose too because they had literally no one else to invite

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>>158569573
I wonder who is behind this post

when did qojqva git gud? when syndstack was formed he was a useless 0 impact farm vacuum

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xd

>>158560689
I'm with this guy.
Do the math™

>>158562635
>Play Viper
>Win lane
>Lose all impact past 20 minutes
>Be a fragile source of BKB piercing slow past 30 minutes, and nothing more

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>>158570017
What do you mean, fellow individual that is not Todd Howard?

>>158570079
man BTS are always so wacky and zany :D

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>Grangrant asks to cast the NA qualifiers
>it's an EU vs SA game

I feel bad for him.

>>158569104
good taste FaM

>>158569573

>install texturepack from nexus
>slap a piss filter on it

wow its like a completely new game!

no seriously fuck off todd

FUCKING
SAVAGE

>>158570017
>>158570128
>>158570243
back to /v/

These qualifiers are always a mess and hard to watch and follow. I just kind of tune in and listen but it's hard to get into them.

>>158569573

>unironically playing a walking simulator when civ 6 came out less than a week ago

l m a eoeoOOO