Keg Brawl Edition
Previous Thread: >>158191837
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Kandra Wildfire, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
maid vae polishing my boots
1st for Celebration.
Cuntboi vae polishing his fluffy cunny
Second for detonating dragon energy IEDs at several key, populated locations throughout Div Reach, causing widespread chaos and death in the name of the Dragons!
>>158557056
Fifth for aussie internet can slip and slide off my fucking taint
i love lil femsura anons and always will.
i hope you are all cute and comfy <3
>>158557707
W-Washing behind my floppy ears right now!
femcharrmelons
>>158557732
Anon, that sounds really cute. I wish I was there to watch you!
>>158557707
Comf I will only be comfy when all the major cities are nothing but smoldering ruins tainted with the deep rooted corruption of dragon magic!
>>158558080
your'e adorable lil snugglyfu but I know once I rumble you and give you cuddles you're gonna be the qtiest lil thing so soft and sweet!
I will hug the femsura until I crush its body and turn it into a mush of meat and bones
>ywn help Taimi wash behind her ears
Wrapping a belt around my neck...
is necro considered the worst profession?
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Master Ruseman, Awena, Valsi, Meyer The Shark, Surbrus Mindfang, Apothecary Beatus, Ancora Softpaw, Oren Nil
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
Don't Join [FUN] or [HOPE]
Those are troll guilds made to trick members away from joining the real above official guilds.
>>158559068
No, engineer
>>158559281
There's only 2 active guilds, HOPE and FUN in the OP. Please don't troll new players with that bloated list, that info is almost completely false or misleading, and I see you are now trying to convince people that it's not.
But as others pointed out in many threads before this, you contradict yourself by posting FUN and HOPE, that's just one example. It's pretty obvious you're trolling, but it's gotten old.
>tfw still farming 6 corn cobs
it never ends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71by232_Vgg
>>158560680
laya? or is this someone new?
>>158561165
i'm on your friends list ...
>>158558184
C-comf!
Y-you're not wrong... I guess..
>>158559903
t. necro
BIG
FLOPPY
EARS
BIG
FUTACHARR
COCK
>>158561410
my friends list is huge, in fact it's maxed out... I'm sorry I don't automatically know who you are. You rmeind me of my friend laya, it's just I wouldn't expect her to be farming corn cobs. Nonetheless, I hope your cob farming is going well, anon.
>>158561682
yusss! c: I know how to break the dragons spell :D
BIG
CANTHAN
TIDDIES
>>158562589
ree i'm suppose to be your BEST friend rexxie, how dare you!
Gimme the velvety fluffy cunny
>advertise party
>one person joins snf leaves a bit after
>party is fully disbanded and have to advertise again
>>158564031
Well I for one know what I'm doing the next time I see some pretentious-ass RP shit in the LFG window
pulling maid vaes tail until he cries
Hey anon...
Can I... can I come in?
>>158567121
ye sure there's ice cream out back if you want any.
>>158567480
is the ice cream suppose to be your dick?
female charr are a mistake
thank god the original GW didn't have them
>>158570849
I thought I was a cuntboy now.
female charr are a gift
thank god the original GW is dead and forgotten
>>158570918
male/female asuras are a mistake
seriously they should be hermaphrodites
Returning player whp's been gone since late july, how hard is it to complete the Rising Flames and Out of The Shadows achievements for the neat armor pieces?
>>158571275
They are both moderately doable. Some take a bit time, some are fast to get. None the less both maps are fun to play. Enjoy.
>>158562356
FOUR
FLOPPY
EARS
SIX
FLUFFY
EARS
A trillion fluffy cunnies quivering in their perfection
A trillion barbed dicks throbbing in their perfection
But no femcharr wives
without femcharr players this general would be dead
thanks femcharr cancer
an overabundance of femsura gf's
And neither mcharr husbands
One disgusted femcharr shuddering in her disgust
In the end, only shiposts will remain
Such is our fate
We're not even fit to lick their cunnies...
>>158571962
disgusting
Prepare for unforseen fluffiness.
mirror mirror on the wall
who has the fluffiest cunny of them all
It is SO fluffy...
>>158567121
this cat reminds me of that cat
>>158557910
Indeed.
i'm scared right now. please report, get rid of these bad gatos.
>tfw no femcharr wife that thinks breasts are fun
>>158576201
Absolutely disgusting. Furries pushing their agenda by giving femcharr boobs.
>>158567121
>>158567480
please stop avataring for the 293284th time
>>158576337
You are so weak, my child. You won't survive the fluffiness like this.
>>158576201
charrs should have six nipples
>>158576141
>>158576653
It's humor based off the animations you can make your characters do, dude, are there people that attentionwhore with their characters? Yes, but that was fine, and I thought the interaction was funny.. You should chill out so you're not working your way to number 293285, or let the mods decide, /vg/ has been getting more moderation lately.
>>158578846
this, 4chan makes reaction images all the time, its a similar concept with mmo characters
>not posting characters in an mmo thread
what a fun reaction!
RIP Thicc
i can't fucking tell what anyone's class is because of these HoT class icons
nothing makes sense anymore
why is guardian an arrowhead?
why is ranger a moon?
why is engineer a hammer?
why did they feel the need to add new class icons? all it does is confuse new/returning players
>>158576653
The first charr hardly posts so it's okay and is kinda cute tbqh
kittdai
>>158580520
this
>>158579829
Because they're there to tell you at a glance that someone isn't the base class. Guardians are arrowheads because they got a bow and Dragonhunter, their elite spec, is about being a dickass monsterhunter with bows and traps. Rangers are a moon because the Druid gave them "celestial avatar", a sort of pseudo-deathshroud that gives them huge heals they can spread around. Engineers have a hammer icon as the Scrapper because that spec gave them a literal hammer.
It really, really isn't hard if you know anything about the class and that's why the icon is there - so you know they're not a base guardian, druid, or engineer and that's why one asshole has a spirit bow, the other one just turned into stars, and the last guy is followed by a fleet of gyrocopters.
>>158583319
cringe
>>158583535
Ok, I can cringe. Any particular reason?
>>158583535
This one is better actually. It's kind of a cringe and a pout.
Accept the gift of the fluffy cunny and your suffering will go away
>>158584035
>>158583839
/surprised or /no ?
Which is the better cringe?
>>158586671
/surprised works well on your character in particular
Wats the most nornpilled guild by far lads? Preferably one which also has many aryan norn qtfus in it
>>158586968
Thank you! I'll remember that!
/no looked good on those other two though. I guess it depends on character?
Dear lord are other generals this horrible?
>>158588084
When there's not a new update to talk about, yeah probably.
>>158588084
what do you mean by "horrible?" If you mean "containing charr," then no. Charr are exclusive to Guild Wars
>>158588084
MMO generals in particular are bad, because you get the kind of attention whoring you see here.
Some are/were actually worse, if you can believe it. Wildstar for example. ffxvi too if what I've heard of it is true.
>>158588084
no, this is the worst I've seen
>>158588615
sounds about right. I love gw2 for the content and yes, even the extreme amount of flexibility you have with character creation. Holy shit though.
>charr are horrible
You will regret this
>>158588887
>>158588615
The endgame of GW2 is fashion. You shouldn't be surprised.
>>158588084
I havent visited generals this bad, in fact i'll check some out later and see but /gw2g/ is literal trash now. I dont know how it got this way but it makes me sad to see it this way.
>>158589729
we're pretty content, anon. Most days, anyway
Can love bloom, even on the battlefield /gw2g/?
>>158582694
>fleet of gyrocopters
>tfw just realized how scrapper is like Shadowrun rigger
>tfw both classes are a mess
>>158590235
Yeah? it sucks that it's this way every time i want to browse it. I'm glad we can filter though so there's that.
>>158586671
This rat has the lewdest eyes
>>158595257
he's a bit of a lewdist
>>158595257
>>158595461
Too bad his armor and dye choice is trash.
>>158588084
Tf2g is pretty bad
post lineups
>>158598071
>>158598071
mvari and fhd are my favorite
>>158598874
I love your salad on the left, but I think it could benefit from a different leggings piece and slightly more contrast between the armor dyes.
>>158598874
Where's your femsura?
>>158599090
Thanks! I'll keep it in mind next time i get on, i actually dye the armor differently depending on what character i keep it on. It's ascended for my mvari and femvari. So it switches around.
>>158600083
I still have her, just didnt have a saved picture in character select screen.
>deldrimor steel ingot farming
>one of the components can only be made once a day
please fucking end my life
>>158603378
sell all the materials and buy deldrimor from the TP
>>158603440
yeah no thats fucking 200g for the amount i need
im poor, only got 30g to my name
>>158603532
if you have more materials than you can craft into multiple deldrimor each day, then you have enough to sell in order to buy multiple deldrimor each day.
>>158604059
I dont though, thats why im farming the mats
>>158605003
retard, so sell the fucking mats you get and buy the deldrimor after you craft your daily one, what the fuck is wrong with you
>>158605003
so the timer isn't an issue?
>>158605079
i dont think 90 iron ore and 40 plat ore makes 7g
>>158605089
well i can easily farm more than one a day
>Sonic Traveling Tool
>Travel item
More like [Endless Gravel Mound Tonic]
something's not right...
>>158606590
you forgot your pants
>>158576653
>only post things I like
Ratfags are pathetic
>>158606590
You're missing dros having his butthole plowed by you
>dros letting florburz barb his yaoi hole for his advancement to officer
>>158603532
200g is like a day or two's worth of AB farming
>>158610072
explain
>>158610072
wat
>>158610072
>two days of the same shitty meta event
>grinding two days of time in gw2
>for meme gear in a game that originally didn't want to promote grinding
Fuck kids like you who try to say it's fine.
>>158610072
Maybe if you go max autism and play 13-15 hours each day.
>>158610592
>le I'm clearly bitter concerning everything about this game yet still shitpost in the threads meme
items like that are time gated specifically to discourage people from grinding the shit out of them, instead crafting them over a longer course of time as they play. if you want around that you'll need the gold to buy them straight up.
>>158595461
>>158595257
I guess these eyes ARE pretty lewd.
>>158611314
disgusting dog-fucker
>>158610072
more like 8 hours of labyrinth
>>158611086
>playing guild wars for more than 30 minutes a day.
What's so fun about it?
>>158611481
sometimes your only friend in the shiverpeaks is too horny and lonely, gotta let the dog bone to release pent up stress anon we all have pent up stress in us and you know that dog loves you enough to die you for so it's special
>>158611105
Playing the game runs dry far faster than what it takes to """earn""" ascended armor.
>>158609037
Does that actually work!?
>>158615372
my dog would never fuck a nigger
>>158613749
All the little things you can discover, even the things outside of achievements. NPCs you can talk to that aren't part of a quest (or hell, might be part of another quest you aren't aware of) that share little bits of information, lore, or humor.
On a related note, here's a sylvari.
why does everyone who gets kicked from HOPE turn into the thread autist
>Change one of my norns' hairstyles
>Instantly starts to look like my real life mom
>Follow through with more little changes like the exact hair color, skin color, nose width, chin shape, everything until I'm too pleased it looks eerily like her more than not
>Rename her to with my mom's real name and my grandmom's first name for a norn style surname
>Dress her like a turbo slut and ERP on her
>This next level of lewd
>>158616747
thats fucked up man, but my moms ugly, so maybe i dont get it
>>158616747
post your norn anon.
>>158617417
I can't, people know I post here and will know the inspiration behind my norn if I do
>>158611086
do you have any idea how easy gold is to make?
You can make over 20g an hour doing lab/ascent to madness. You can make up to 30g per AB farm. Up to 20 gold daily from doing T4 fractals.
Making 200g in a day is easy.
>>158616747
So I guess this is the inverse of the "daddy dom" thing.
>>158616747
>>158617550
this is weird vae
>>158617550
>>158616747
You're a coward.
>>158617550
>people know I post here
cringe
>>158618383
I agree dude, that is weird. But I'm not sure what it has to do with me or my nornfu.
>>158617945
>20g/hr doing one of the most boring holiday event
>t4 fracs for 20g/day--can't do those without the max agony
>30g/monotonous zerg meta event
You're not making it sound any better for prospective players.
>>158616408
None of those things improve the gameplay to make the game more fun
Their charm runs out after the first time you do them
>>158619808
Honest question time: If that's the case, why are you still here?
>>158618705
so that's what vaes mom looks like!goteem
>>158618705
nice mom
>/gw2g/ designs their female humans after their daughters, female norns after their moms, and female asura after their little sisters
>>158620483
>>158620635
It's mum not mom you spastics
>>158620928
>mfw I was going to say something about this until I realized my femsura is the little sister of my msura
>>158621046
>not posting the correct version
>>158620284
Maybe that person's like me: they want to like GW2, but have better taste than that, so are left conflicted.
>>158621337
The other one's better desu. Better font and more subtle
>>158621046
>>158621337
what the fuck is the original for this? Could have sworn I had it somewhere
RAZIEL IS SUGOII AND SHOULD BRING HOPE TRAINING RAIDS BACK
Is it just me or does the Axe just come off as really lackluster for every class that uses it?
>>158623252
I like it on ranger offhand.tfw frostfang and this is all I use it for
>>158623252
warrior MH axe is pretty good
w2c exotic accessories
>>158623252
Bloat weapon.
>>158623252
There are so many worthless or underwhelming weapons in the game, I honestly think that anet should have just paired shit up instead of allowing off-hand and main-hand options. There's never any real choice anyway. Might as well just focus on making a select few good sets that are all bound together to fixed dual weapons or two-handers.
>>158616747
I know who this is.
Underwater combat shouldn't even be a thing and I have an ascended breather and twice told legend.
>>158625797
calm down swagg
Swagg, do you still E/RP your hero rat?
Swagg how does Schneppa's cum taste like?
>tfw you will never taste schneppa's fatty rat girlcum while stretching her nasty futa cunny
fluffy cunny is the only cunny i need
Does anyone here like femcharrs . . . .
>>158626543
You act like I don't have a valid point or something.
I haven't touched my hero rat in a while, but there's no reason why she wouldn't still be her old muscular, crime-fighting, virile self.Her favorite snack is cranberry tarts. I don't know what that does for taste.
Fluffy cunny is the only cunny
vae cunny is the only cunny for me
>>158627951
You don't need any more Cranberry Tarts.
I just scrolled up through this whole thread. What the fuck is going on here? This thread's contents are more autistic than me.
>>158628641
There are a few common shitposters that literally shitpost the same thing in every single thread. You kinda just have to live with it and ignore em.
>>158628631
Compact, high-calorie snacks are among the many useful tools in my utility pack. Lurking in shadows and punishing crime should never be done on am empty stomach. For one, the clenching rumbles of hunger can give away a delicate position. I've no intention of altering a diet and system that works for me.
Fluffier cunny
Fluffiest cunny
Ultimate fluffy cunny
>>158632530
Not even satan will accept you
>>158632530
Get that abomination out of my sight. Holy shit.
I'm here to protect and serve!
LITERALLY
FUCKING
DEAD
GAME
LITERALLY
FUCKING
FLUFFY
CUNNY
Fuck the fluffy cunny
>>158623252
It's good on warrior.
But ever since PS became a thing every warrior has been shackled to a greatsword so no one uses it outside of PvP. But it's reallyfunin PvP.
Cunni
Where do I go to find femsuras for erp?
>>158633548
Um, no this is not the necropillia general.
>tfw no risen femcharr wife
>tfw no femcharr wife
>tfw no wife
>tfw
grooly stinky furry cunny
cummy musky furry sheath
This post is about fluffy cunny
>you will never pet maleherm vae on his belly
The power of the fluffy cunny compels you
>you will never pet plain old male vae on the lips with your own
Look
I like you guys
But this is unhealthy I have to tell you right this very moment that you guys need some help
Sometimes you just need to masturbate before posting because sometimes hormones aren't well-adjusted
In this case take it as a sneeze in the right direction
Sneeze out your urges to post about charr genitalia to some... I don't know, national geographic programing on lions or whatever you furries watch to get your fix and then come back and post about Guild Wars 2! Yes. For our sake, for your sake, and for the sake of being a team player and keeping this general afloat for good reasons and not dirty posting reasons. There are better ways to release dopamine and posting about "maleherms" when all hermaphrodites are, well, hermaphroditic and "cunnies" are all fluffy at one stage in their lives shouldn't really cut it on the reader's side of things and on your side of things, ye?
Don't take it personally you furry loving you's, but if you believe then I believe. If you post about GW2, I post about GW2. It'll be nice.
I'm just saying because like I said, I like you
and like a drunk friend with an exhibited erection at the passenger seat, I have to tell you to zip up and roll down the window so the ride isn't as memorable for all the wrong reasons. Those reasons being far away from mentioning horse sized pussies that are soft and hairy or what have you.
>>158629074
tfw i miss reading your rp banter
>tfw barb
>>158641150
Anon, I'm not even a furry but I literally got nothing constructive to post about the game, job is boring as fuck and 80% of the time I'm waiting for shit to get done and more than 30 fluffy cunny shitposts in this thread were made by me.
I just don't want this general to die because I like both the game and /gw2g/ as well...
I want a horse sized pussy senpai
>>158641912
You're my wife now...
frotting with male herm vae
fresh air fluffy cunny
ran out of silk while there's still 150 levels to go
Did someone say cunny?
>>158641150
you're literally retarded, why would someone let everyone know they are a furfag by posting on national geographics website, when they can do that here anonymously
>>158629074
Predictable. It figures someone like you would stick to groveling in the darkness while scarfing down a deep stash of fattening pastries. A righteous day's work is as foreign to you as a balanced diet, but while you're busy stuffing your grubby beak, true crime fighters bleed and die swinging righteous hammers and piercing blades.
Seeing you in such a fallen state, knowing the legacy you once heralded, sickens me to the core.
tfw thinkin of qt comfy kappasuras nomming on pastries
tfw in bed and comfy c:
i hope ur all havin a nice day/night anons
cunt cat
cat cunt
God what's with all the fucking decap thieves in spvp lately? God all they do is just decap your point and fuck off. They don't even fight. Just zipping around the map at insanely fast speeds. Makes me force having to stay at the home point. Goddamn they annoy the shit outta me.
>>158629074
>>158647704
swagg and some retard erping in the thread again, because they are too cucked to just play ingame with each other
pathetic
>>158648690
RP is not pathetic
>>158648891
>RP is not pathetic
fluffyposters are pathetic
>>158648891
roleplaying where nobody wants you to, and continuing to do so, is pretty pathetic
on top of how long you and swagg have been doing it, its getting to the point where its actually fucking sad and I feel the need to comment on it
>>158649268
What about RP in general anon? Tell me your thoughts on rp done in the correct environment.
>>158649182
fluffy cunny is not pathetic
>>158650084
catposting where nobody wants you to, and continuing to do so, is pretty pathetic
on top of how long you and jugg have been doing it, its getting to the point where its actually fucking sad and I feel the need to comment on it
Maid cuntboy vae wetting the bed
>tfw comf will never confront you attempting a terrorist attack at a major population center in the name of the Dragons, and try to convince you to return back to the good side, cuddling you and comforting you and telling you everything will be fine.tfw you will never jab him with a paralyzing agent, crying and desperately begging his forgiveness as you run off, still considering his words.
You need the fluffy cunny just as it needs you
Squatfu shitting on the streets of the black citadel
Vae shitting the bed
>>158618705
What top is that? I recognize it but can't find it and it's really driving me crazy.
Florburz cockfucking maleherm maid vae while giving squatfu piss enemas
Punished Vae
>>158646038
he literally didn't say that you real retard
femsuraposting where nobody wants you to, and continuing to do so, is pretty pathetic
on top of how long you and rikki have been doing it, its getting to the point where its actually fucking sad and I feel the need to comment on it
Burying head into Florburz
Burying dick into Florburz who's burying dick into Oothier who's burying dick into_(you)___
>tfw no femcharr wife
>tfw no musky mcharr husband
>tfw no mcharr husband
>tfw no femcharr husband
>tfw no futacharr dom
>tfw no femcharr
>tfw no futacharr sub
>>158652767
Anon, I'm used to not being wanted
>tfw no charr SO
drosposting where nobody wants you to, and continuing to do so, is pretty pathetic
on top of how long you and dros have been doing it, its getting to the point where its actually fucking sad and I feel the need to comment on it
>>158653884
It's okay florburz
here's a quick simple way to fix /gw2g/:
ban all fluffy cunny posters
ban all futasura posters
ban all rpers
ban all australians (rexxie/delphy/vae)
ban all posts that have an image but no text
ban all lewd posters
ban all anime posters
there now this thread won't be pure garbage
Cunnyposting where nobody wants you to, and continuing to do so, is pretty fluffy
>tfw no fluffy wife
>>158654204
And then the thread will be dead
>>158654204
Lick the pussy pussy
>>158654338
The thread has died hudreda of times before, HOPE will make sure there's a thread up afterwards so this is not an issue.
>>158654338
It's already dead anon
sweating thirsty femcharr
Who the actual fuck okays all these endgame story missions?!?
You spend 90% of your time waiting and listening to godawful dialogue and voice actors with no way to skip them
Jesus fuck
>>158654646
Would charr sweat through their fur?
Cunn fluff
how do I become a femcharr?
>>158655269
you let a werefemcharr bite you
>>158655269
Innoculate yourself with the essence of Squatfu
>>158655269
>>158655394
>>158655371
do both of these, let a squatclone bite you
wereburz epidemic
sixfoldnippleplay
>>158654923
SJWs can't write or make good video games.
Unleash the femcharr transformation gas
>>158598071
my main
femcharr and femsura fighting back-to-back against the wereburz that have surrounded them
give me the femburz
>>158663245
That's the piece of a carrot, you dumbass.
>>158662135
and some other ones
I wish gw2 didn't have the midgets
>>158664317
same desu
>>158663613
>>158662135
PROUDEST
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P
A
>>158665408
ty i try
>>158662135
She's cute, i wear the same thing!
Twinsies bruh
femcharr in heat desperately seeking barb
>>158656521
It always flares up every Halloween. There is still no cure for turning into a wereburz on a full moon.
femsura in uniform desperately seeking justice
awoo
were-femcharr sneaking into house desperate for barb
Returning player here, logged in to see some weird fuckery going on with my game. I formatted and it was on my D drive but I thougth it would be fine.
This place looks really weird and completely blinding, as if the lighting decided to fuck off. Even inside the jumping puzzle is full of weird light. Also, my elementalist and engi animations look like utter shit. Fireball, orbital strike and every sort of flame or field looks like it came out of a cheap korean MMO.
Should I reinstall?
>>158668162
Literally everyone has this bug. Woking as intended
>>158668370
Did I just uninstall my game for fucking nothing?
>>158668162
thats a high ley-energy area, you learn about it later in the living story stuff
>>158668417
Yup. This lighting bug is here since a some months ago
>>158668162
>ele and engineer animations
>that bug
oh you poor sweet summer child
>>158667453
How desperate, exactly?
>>158666546>>158669041
..more
best pants :D
>>158666546
the but crack and the boob wobble on the broom is neet :D
>>158669748
It's like you knew what i was up to baka
where tf is kittdai
Does anyone here like femcharr?
>>158670453
I've but a lot of research into the potency of the female meta
>>158672205
Show me your research notes
is the elite specialization less important for guardian or warrior?
wanna make a guardian or warrior but don't have HoT
Cunny
Fluffy Cunny
>>158672516
Took some time to find again but here :)
Fetch me my Mcharr.
>>158678064
nr 2
flafi cani :DDDD
>>158678325
>he doesn't like asura feet
your notes no longer matter.
>>158678325
numero 3
are dungeons slow because of halloween or it was already this slow?
>>158678325
#fourth
>>158668162
Orbitol strike and fireball were visually nerfed "for clarity", I think turning off the effect LOD turns it off a bit, at least for the latter.
White stuff it a lightning bug on their side, it pops up randomly in new places after pretty much every patch, they take weeks to fix it and then it appears somewhere else again.
>>158678102
Just use the throne.
>>158678702
5th time the charm :)
>>158678863
It's not barbed enough. I need more barb.
>>158611086
I made about 100 g in 3 minsEcto-gambling
>>158678102
Rytlock is right there anon.
>>158678879
you have nice writing friendo
The fluffy cunny is the pain reliever this general needs before it finally passes away
>>158680525
that's not MY Mcharr.
Though actually Rytlock is pretty good. Nice voice. Never mind I don't need my Mcharr anymore.
>>158680530
I think his writing is horrible t b h. I can't read half the FHD research notes.
>>158680530
thanks.. made a lot of grammar fck ups tho :P
>>158680983
show us your writing nerd.
Fluusi?
>>158680983
better?
>>158682851
asura have better feet t b h f a m
>>158682851
Now post your room
does anyone here like fluffy cunny ?
Does anyone like femcharrs cunny . . . ?
Does anyone like mcharrbp ?...
>>158685914
yes
>>158683649
room...
>>158686608
yes
MOVIE NIGHT
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V
I
E
N I G H T
gimme now
lets do it on halloween
moviesssssssssss
>>158688664
what did he mean by this?
>>158690102
"someone else do a movienight for me, because I'm too lazy to do any work, and just want to have fun based on a previous experience I had, I don't really care about anyone actually having fun, or I'd actually just set up the movienight myself"
>>158668162
Did you try to turn off postprocessing? That fixes a lot of toxic shit of their engine.
I'm confused by light field projectile combos... I assume it removes conditions from the person firing the projectile... but why would hitting someone with a projectile stop me from bleeding?
>>158691992
they are projected band-aids
>>158611086
If you do AB properly, you can easily make 30-40g per 1 meta (that is 60-80 grand chests), which is 10-15 mins for gates and then 20 mins running and looting grand chests. That is ~40-45 mins of game time including meta, looting, salvaging, vendoring and posting on TP. Depending on how many hours you play each day, you can do this 2-3 times and make 100g a day. And you don't have to stay in game for 6 hours straight to get into 3 metas, because it happens every 2hrs and you have at least 1 hour between each event to do your other things.
And what is 100g a day? That is either any store outfit in 2 days (or whatever you like: bag slots, bank slots, character slots etc etc) OR any ascended gear piece craft with all mats purchased straight from TP, which is 6/6 ascended in 6 days just from TP (assuming you've spent few hours in SW to farm account bound mats from bandit chest trains).
Nobody is making you to grind it over and over every single day. You need some gold - you adjust your activities in game, make how much you need and finish, come back later when you do need gold again.
Yeah, there are some weird people who are only doing AB for 12 hours a day like you said. I know one of those guys. He already have all the gear, he even has the legendaries he want and he keep farming AB. Idk, probably selling gold or just extreme autism level.
>>158654204
>blames Australians even though two of those three aren't even bad
>doesn't mention rikki and florburz avatarfaggotry
HOPEfag detected
>>158694097
nice one, vae
>doesn't mention a ban on vae
>>158692652
Doing AB multiple times a day is already extreme autism given how boring and easy it is.
>>158694417
>two of threevae can be removed the other two can stay
>>158691992
the person who whirls the cleansing bolts are not cleansed unless they move and spin into them, if you stand in place while whirling you don't lose conditions
Here's how to fix /gw2g/: make GW2 a good, fun, engaging video game. As long as GW2 continues to be a stagnant borefest kept on life support only by autism and ERP, so too will /gw2g/
>>158695141
Thanks for the update, Captain Obvious.
>>158694097
I probably avatarfag less than everyone else right now.
i hope ur comfy and havin a nice day/night anons c:
why is vae allowed back in hope after all that he has done?
>>158694446
Yeah, anyway AB (or SW) is the stable and reliable gold income if you are looking for gold and don't want to throw cash to buy it with gems. And unlike other sources of gold like fractals, it has no any gear requirements. Gold farming is always boring no matter which game it is. Ofc, when you have some good amount of gold you can just make more from reselling items on TP or gambling with ecto, but that's not the case I believe.
>>158696415
what has he done?
>>158690338
HOPE does movie night?
Watching a movie with maleherm vae and sneaking your hand inside his loins
>>158668417
Yes cause you were stupid enough to not ask first.
how does it feel to be a femcharr
>>158695089
oh so it's actually that if a friendly gets hit with the projectile they get conditions removed?
>>158695141
You do realize how many people have tried to make GW2 "A good. fun, engaging game"? It's not going to happen. Unfortunately their loudest part of their audience is Reddit, the spergs that blindly praise Anet for everything, even where Anet to shit down their throats they'd still enjoy it. Then proceed to post threads to let others know how much they enjoyed it.
We really can't expect much when their main priority is pumping out recycled Gem Store items while making minuscule balance changes that you'll forget ever existed.
>>158698124
>inb4 visible genitals for 4000gems
Finally we can see the fluffy cunny
>>158696415
calm down faeqe
>>158696567
brings personal drama into thread, avatarfags shamelessly, shitposts about hope
why join our guild if he hates it so much?
>>158700164
CALM DOWN FAEQE
>>158700164
we already know HOPE gives special privilege to their own friends so just move on.
>>158700305
HOPE reminds me of Hillary lol
>>158698124
>spergs that blindly praise Anet for everything
>minuscule balance changes that you'll forget ever existed
I don't know anon. The last update sure got everyone on that subreddit crying even before seeing the actual numbers. Regardless of the actual affects of the patch, outcries like that from communities are always embarrassing.
>you'll never have scary halloween movie night with anon
>Vae is allowed in hope but Effie isn't
>>158704059
drosera personally doesnt like effie so he cant be re-invited to HOPE
Haven't played in quite a while. Any reason to use Druid nowadays?
Kick Vuncia from hope
>>158705876
Healbot in raids.
i'll do another movie night tomorrow/when jugg spergs out.
not sure what we'll play, feel free to suggest interesting things.
>>158708954
Stream COPS
>>158708954
stream naruto the movie
>>158708954
stream big mama's house
kick laya out of hope
craft or buy materials for ascended gear
>>158712630
you cant afford either of them poorfag
>>158711306
No kick me, Florbutts, out of FUN
>>158700164
okay now I KNOW you're just bringing it on the thread to stir shit, most of that isnt true, nothing wrong with posting your characters on the thread eitheralthough he is kinda an avatarfag, but god damn a funny one if i ever saw one
>>158712630
Depends. Deldremor steel and damask are usually relatively cheap. Elonian leather prices are usually high. If you don't want to wait, buying steel and damask typically doesn't hurt too much. I do everything possible to avoid buying leather, personally.
vae defense squad incoming. . .
>>158712630
if you are like me and REALLY lazy/impatient for shit in this game, buy order
if you can stand crafting it daily then it's much cheaper
ultimately up to you but if you want to be smart you gather mats -> daily craft
guys i like those suggestions, but i was thinking of streaming jumanji coz it just came up in my captcha
wat do u guys think?
>>158715596
qt
>>158716652
>this close to spook day
>fuggin jumanji
Come on, son.
>Day of the Dead
>The Grudge (the fucking weeb version of course)
>Audition
>The Mist
>The Thing
>Antichrist
>May
>Martyrs
>fucking Event Horizon for fuck's sake
And this is just me spitballing, fuck.
yarr
>>158718539
sorry anon, we dont' really do h'ween over in aus, so i forget about it easily.
those are a lot of good spoopy films tho, ty!
>>158719083
Unacceptable.
You put some sprinkles on a piece of bread or get a timtam or a pint of sniffing petrol or whatever the hell else passes for candy for you bogans in that poisoned desert and you get in the spirit immediately.
How's Guardian now?
>>158722958
i've got tim tams, lol :)
Post dream updates that will never come true.
>Actual WvW world merge. Have an odd number of worlds left for three tiers (Gold, Silver, Bronze) and free transfers every six months. World population limits tweaked per tier and a number of consecutive wins keep a world locked from receiving any new players until they lose.
>Mobile siege. Not just the roller which rarely gets summoned as is or siege golems. Have keeps building siege turtles from GW1, minotaurs/drakes pulling huge cannons, charr warmachines, etc. They go down easier and do less damage than regular stationary siege but can be moved.
>Bring back WvW tournaments along with every sPvP league season.
>Start rewarding WvW weekly match-up wins with account bound rewards that help WvW people keep up the good fight. WvW weekly achievements that reward people based on how many they completed and where their world placed in the end; first, second, or third place. The number of these special match-up achievements completed by the end of each week determines the reward prize pools and the world placement determines how much you get from the end chest.
>Enable the use of the Airship Defense for towers and keeps
>Separate skill balancing for WvW
>Actual PvE tutorial that teaches how breakbars work, how to blast combo fields, how to use combo finishers, and use projectile fields. How to break stuns, heal, dodge, and block. Everything.
>PvE dungeons split up further. Story modes are soloable and unlock along a player's leveling experience, explorable modes unlock at level 80 and come with a "gambit" selection screen where people vote for the difficulty of the run. Think of the ones from the Queen's Gauntlet, being instabilities without the agony. Higher rewards the more gambits selected.
>Tonics, auras, and account bond gizmos added to the wardrobe. If something is soulbound, it cannot be added.
>Upgrade Extractor removed from the gemstore and sold for in-game currency so people can remove sigils and runes.
>>158724136
fix the fucking lighting bugs
>>158724136
remove stats from sigils and runes and rebalance them all
repeatable hearts
minigames like battle royale and basket brawl readded into the game and have them all in a minigame queue like spvp maps
fix zhaitan
>>158724398
>battle royale
It's HUNGER Royale. That game is already in as Southsun Survival, too.
>>158724216
>ArenaNet posted they have no idea why this happens
>Some anon figured it was a DX9 issue
>>158724557
>That game is already in as Southsun Survival, too.
southsun is free for all pvp, hunger royale was team vs team survival. just reduce the hunger damage from southsun surv so more combat survival can happen and leave hunger royale with the insane hunger damage
also >build templates
>>158724557
game runs on dx11 by default though doesn't it?
>>158724136
Bring back lost items like the engi hobo sacks, wooden sword recipe from norn starter zone, old exclusive pvp skins. Finally push out living world season 1.
>>158724216
>being this autistic over lighting bugs
Typical rat tbhhhh
>>158725497
IT IS NOT OK
is it worth to world transfer if I'm on EU but it's fucking dead? I want to go to the erp server
>>158644797
I told you to use a guide you fucking retard.
>>158648615
That's literally a thief's job. They are supposed to back cap/roam and then +1 fights where they can help the most.
>>158730774
had some nice little moments here and there, and getting money from doing a bit of farming with friends was enjoyable. But it lacked truly fun and interesting things to do - it would have been nice if there were like 3 different h'ween inspired helms or backpieces to work (not grind) towards via events and story lines that expanded lore in interesting ways.
>>158724136
>any gw1 mechanics will be re-introduced
doesnt matter which, it just cant be as shit as anything gw2 has done.
can you equip lvl 80 gear while being temporarily upleveled from being in the labyrinth?
is the story worth paying attention to/reading about?
I'm not talking specifically about the personal story, just the whole tale behind the game.
>>158735404
It's a fun ride but the actual lore past ~AE1300 is trash
>>158738825
post fluff
I miss the rats
You'll never miss the fluffy cunny
>returned to the game wanting to play Dragonslayer and roll a Guardian
>tfw can only make norns and humans
>tfw fed up with all their personal stories
any HOPE officer/leader online? I'm f2p
gently stroking femcharr neck
Feeling the fluff
>>158741916
Make a rat, they have a good story and are the best race for WvW backlines
Asura girls have the softest pussies
Hey guys when does the halloween event end?
>>158744819
next month
aw yiss
>>158742240
Yes, post your name here.
>>158747839
c u t e
>>158748225
>that face
>semen-soaked fur
yeahnah
Great it's another no one is allowed to post in the thread episode because of furry autism. Fucking die.
>>158748913
no one posts anyways, it's not like anything changes my man
>>158748724
yeah that's like your opinion man
Can we watch a movie now?
>>158748969
yeah i rather not wade through mountains of shit to see the few decent posts on here, it also fucks with threads since this loser likes to hit the limit every time
>>158749036
my opinion is that you have shit taste
>>158749263
quit your bitching already, this thread is pure garbage
>>158746838
vini.5604
thank you in advance
Thinking of picking this up again after a ferw years, are the sjws writers gone?
>>158751826
no, they hired more
Vuncia should be kicked for what she did to faeqe and his abs
>>158752115
faggots
>tfw I will never get the Witch Hat
>tfw I don't have the patience to grind for the Crossing
My Halloween Necro will never be right.
I have a good cat pic
>>158746838
>>158751378
if you need character name then Yoroke
>tfw no vuncio
>have a male Sylvaria I made a year ago, exclusively used for PvP and shit
>wanna re-make him into another human female daughter and use the boost on her
>getting sentimental and dont wanna delete him
Wut to do?
Hey anons...
>>158758034
nice
So is this /gw2g/ version of shitposting
>>158760553
no this is just one persons autism
>>158760740
>tfw no femcharr wife
this is why reddit gw2g is much better
>>158749765
kill yourself my man, im not wrong about the goodposts that are on this thread, so fuck off and dont excuse your furfaggotry with bs, thanks
>tfw gw2g will not be able to talk for 150 posts without pictures
the true test of a dead game
what is this
is this reportable
>>158765343
it's thread culture
>>158765413
ok but is it reportable
I dont feel like loading 200+ catspam when I open this thread, so new
>>158765516
>>158765516
>>158765516
>>158765343
mods will do things sometimes, the number of reports certain posts works like a downvote, but its still very random
>>158765475
yes
>No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.
>>158765343
>>158765880
He acyually posted his system before. Script saved on a thumb drive, proxies, mobile hotspot, and if all that fails he literally goes to his local mcdonalds for the free internet.
It's as impressive as it is incredibly, incredibly sad.
>>158765562
>i cant talk for 150 posts
lmao
>>158765475
one report wouldn't be enough, you'd have to report all of them to get the mods attention, but who would sit here to report every pic?
>>158768708
calsi
>>158768708
rikki
>>158766437
So the real question is why hasn't he killed himself yet
page 10
>>158778685
i'd rather the thread be ded than have this faggot spam them.
rip
The grool must flow
Fluffy Cunny
Cunny Fluffy
>page 11
xivg is better
both threads ded
>>158814194
oh well