/utg/ - Undertale General

what the fuck is a burpfic

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cute lizard

>>158546489
I don't know, and I don't really want to know.

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Happy family moments

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Fish abs!

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Where were you when Alphys totally beefed it?

>>158546646
SHOOBIES

>>158546510
I want to feed her cupcakes

>>158546646
woogity

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>>158546646
>>158546669
woo gdy woo gdy

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Charisk!

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ok im going to bed, remember to cherish this lizard

>>158546957
No thanks

>>158546781
There really needs to be more artwork of Frisk and Chara having positive interactions.

>>158547030
like frisk skinning chara?

>>158546957
night night. dream of lizard tiddy

>>158547046
Why would Frisk want to do that?

>>158546957
I will, thanks for making me like her again anon

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>>158546957
G'night, I'll post lizard in your stead

>>158547046
Isn't Frisk a pacifist?

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Goat

Children

>>158547046
Chara would probably enjoy it.

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>>158547461
yes

>>158547461
Goat

Hymen

>>158547580
Chinese knockoffs?

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I wish I had a goat mom.

>>158547636
bingo

>>158547750
I hope toby gets that shut down for the sake of humanity.

>>158547683
is she turning into cat???

>>158547683
what about your regular mom dont you love them anon

What if Frisk carried Chara's surprisingly well preserved talking head during their journey and, during souless TP ending, it replaced their head?

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>>158547816
theres a ton of shirts of annoying dog too for whatever reason

>>158547884
These hypotheticals are getting weirder and weirder.

>>158547852
I don't think so.
>>158547856
She is an alcoholic and I never see her. When I do she tells me she doesn't care about me.

>>158547991
>She is an alcoholic
memes incoming

>>158547991
are all momfags people with mommy issues

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>>158547953
DELETE THIS

>>158547967
This isn't too bad compared to some other stuff i've read. Like half of the stuff mentioned in that "would you fuck" post.

>>158548026
I know I know
>>158548035
Not all but most it would seem.

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>>158548039
no

Why is asriel such a wuss?

>>158548050
I remember that shit.
>would you fuck frisk if they were a female human of legal age, but her body had numerous broken bones, ruptured organs, cuts, burns and areas that are so damaged that you can see the bones under them, but she still keep going because of her determination
Who would even think of fucking someone in such state?

which character is the most goat?

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>>158548371
This one of course!

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>>158548371
pretty sure he is bigger than asriel or toriel

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baby bones

and scales

>>158548502
I am going to bully all four of these

>>158548427
frick is taller than asgore

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>>158548371
your favorite

>>158548572
do not!

>>158548502
the look in the eyes of alphys and undyne... you just KNOW they want to rub their lil dyke pussies together.

ok interesting.. now which character is the most skeletal?

>>158549223
Chara.

>>158549223
Chara because they don't even have eyes like Sans and Papyrus.

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>>158549402
You wot m8

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>>158549223
The dogs

>>158549432
Eyes (among many other things) would rot away after all those years of being burried underground.

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>>158549553
Not if you're filled with DETERMINATION

>>158549672
You can't be determined when you're dead.

What's up with that pink blook OC i see all the time?

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who else wants this cute flower to bully them physicallyu and emotionally

>>158549091
I'm gonna put Papyrus up in a tall tree where he can't get down from

I'm gonna push Undyne into the mud and then just keep pushing her in when she tries to fight back until she just starts crying

I'm gonna steal draw mean things on Sans's skull

I'm gonna steal Alphys from her foster home and send her back to her real parents

>>158549813
fan design for mettaton's ghost form

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>>158549730
Then how do human souls persist after death?

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>>158549824
me!

>>158550025
In asgores jars

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>>158549863
>I'm gonna push Undyne into the mud and then just keep pushing her in when she tries to fight back until she just starts crying
NGAAAAH!

>>158550025
Because that's not 100% dead like Chara was and they don't last forever anyway.

>>158550086
she was killed by a kid
get cucked

>>158550260
Nah, she just saved the world. >>158532378

>>158550260
so? everyone was killed by a kid.

>>158550260
I really wish undyne was unbeatable. I know that that would be bad game design, but it still seems like such a waste, killing a character right when they've reached full potential.

>>158550573
same. or at least have asgore actually absorb the souls to fight you like undyne said he would.

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Dead hours. Dead thread.

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>>158551008
Dead lizard

>>158551008
And a dead poster *fucking shoots you*

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>>158551229
Dead children

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>>158550040
yeah!
>>158551008
cute flower

>>158548150
This is NOT okay.

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>>158551621
https://world.taobao.com/
undertale / 传说之下
have fun

https://soundcloud.com/interovgm/dog-battle-wip
remember not to trust the dog's lies

>>158552679
dang this is a good tune
i would gladly play a fangame or something that used this track
why doesn't anyone make one

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g'mornin

>>158553067
good morning!

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>>158553067
Hello

Daily reminder to worship flowey and allow him to mindbreak you to the point where you even enjoy him binding you and gently piercing your skin with your thorns, even if it is in your daydreams and dreams.

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Who is next to be killed by Toby?

>>158553474
He's going to go back in time and stop Alphys NEO.

>>158553351
I dont need the reminder desu
Flowey worship is my life

i was gardening last week, i purposefully ran my arm into a rose bush and pretended it was flowey

>>158553992
i kno what you meanbro...
one time i saw cute goat shota at pet zoo and i grabbed it and tried to shove self inside for comfy digestion but only tore it apart...
this world, just not meant for people such as ourlikes...

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>>158553992
that's cute

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Good morning everyone.

Have a nice day.

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Alphys is shit!

>>158554567
Alphys is a nice monster that just wants to be friends but doesn't know how.

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nice

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>>158555165
Is it time again?

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>>158555329
ye

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>>158555507
Alright, as you wish.

>>158555582
>fur
>sweat
burgerpants probably smells really bad

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>>158555582
do not

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>>158555748
You asked.

>hugging my cat, pretending it's Asriel, listening to his heartbeat and relaxed breathing
>he meows very softly and breaks the illusion
>realize what I'm doing and bury my face into his fur to hide my tears

how did it come to this

>>158556249
I too have a large cat

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Why the hell are people shipping fontcest? What kind of absolute degenerate fap to that?
Incest is absolutely disgusting.

>>158556334
But what about the "home videos" you find in Sans's basement where Papyrus says that he loves what Sans does to him for the "home videos" very much, that he loves it so much, with the bone knife at his throat and multiple fractures in his face, he loves it so much

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>>158555862
na-ah

>>158556291
4u

>>158556249
Hug your cat, anon.

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>>158556793
Yes.

>>158556249
Asriel could like a cat sometimes. I mean, look at this goat mom she is cat.
>>158547683

>>158556334
I don't know, Asgore and Toriel are siblings but they make a pretty hot couple desu

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>>158557017
nu-uh

mkid/frisk best ship

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Chara burpfic?

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>>158557729
Yeah.

Good morning /utg/, I love you!

>>158558028
>>158558107
you two should make babbies, beep boop

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>>158558094
no
bullying is bad

>>158558146
What?!

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>>158558169
Yes.
Bullying is fun.

if even i draw something

>>158558367
Draw Flowey with powerful beefy arms

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>>158548035
No, I'm a Torifag and I have a great relationship with both of my parents, my whole family are the one thing I've always been able to depend on.

>>158558107
Morning lad.

Have a nice day.

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>>158558169
>>158558281

Are you guys going to bullypost WITHOUT ME?

>>158558367
Then what?

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>>158558281
nonono

>>158548035
I do

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>>158558747
Yes, I was actually. One person is fine. Two people are overkill.
At least you can take over now.

>>158558791
Yeah.

>>158558479
>>158558747
no i mean if i had gotten an even post number
id have drawn something

dont worry, it wouldn't have been good its just for practice
but im feeling lazy, so i gave it a 50/50 chance

now i can get away with not practicing tonight guilt free

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>>158558891
What about #3

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>>158558747
>>158558891
oh no ;_;
i can't handle two of you

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>>158558928
Note to self, all it takes is bullying the nicepants guy to get other botfags to show up.

>>158558967
I'm so sorry.

>>158559064
you are already 3
do not call other botfags

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>>158559064
Party

>>158558967
I'm not sorry at all

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What are your guilty pleasures /utg/?
I made a mini me on kisekae.pochi for fun earlier today. And then began making it Undertale style,then AU style, while listening to the music I would use as my "themes" for each. And I actually enjoy doing it, it feels like being an edgy 14yo drawing a self insert OC again.
Someone help me.

>>158559140
stop bullying burgerpants, you robot

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>>158559113
Hey, I don't do it intentionally.
I do it just to get through dead hours.
Besides, it's all in good fun anyways.
At least it is when it comes to me.

>>158559140
Maybe.

>>158559187
I was really tempted to buy the Sims 4 just to ship me with my fav

Thankfully I couldn't justify spending like $60 just for fap fuel

>>158559187
reading fanfics with my fav in it and drawing for my fav ship


is kisekae.pochi that program that makes psd files move like it was 3D?

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>>158559219
Never

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3 botfags!
time for me to post nicepants too!

>>158559283
Aw man

>>158559423
heck yeah, I read some fanfic with my fave x reader, once comfy one kinky.
Nah it's like some very detailed animu styled "dress up" game with lewd options included

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>>158559545
No

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>>158559256
>>158559431
god damn it
>>158559545
oh, that's great
>>158559641
ye

How big is Chara's ass?

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>>158559064
Bp bullying is my favorite hobby.

>>158559219
Go away NCG. That cat doesn't love you!

>>158559545

>>158560101
Small because they're a dead child

>>158560156
Brutal.

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goodnight everyone
>tfw i will never fall asleep in floweys strong vines

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>>158559806

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>>158559641
yes
>>158559806
!

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>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ct0kyk7UAAE8SSm.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvxXIgPUMAA7_Gv.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvxzew5UEAAuWbP.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvqYsECVUAAF-Ue.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvxhGLZVIAAbB-l.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvxv3QUUAAAjV2q.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvx0yeJUIAAR6Th.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvx9n9wUAAEkMiz.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvx_T6uUEAAnKts.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvwx6UdVMAADJyx.png:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvx9WWJVUAETkHH.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvvZOMtW8AAoe4Q.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvvZPaNXYAIwgFp.png:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvhXTzBVUAQxVov.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvxqtPGVMAAJAjn.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvxhObbVYAAQPx2.png:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvxVD8cVUAAR0Ez.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvxaLG8UMAIm2GP.png:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvhX4eAUsAEM6uA.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvhX5JAVMAAGXM6.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvxIlYKVIAAK6Jq.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvxaUMpVYAEdzGL.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvx6tLmUEAEFjhW.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvxyF4hUEAAi4G4.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvx3xUqVYAAa7PA.png:orig
>Muffet
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvxcUpTUAAAShZh.jpg:orig
>Mettaton & Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvxyNKiUMAE7HA6.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvxrg15UsAA4F8o.png:orig
>skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvYIciPVIAE9k5e.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvxhggWUIAARZap.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvxod8EUIAAbQsg.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvxwS8PVIAAa_gV.jpg:orig
>muffet x Tem yaoi
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZUMURDWEAAxWFI.png:orig

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No but seriously, what ARE you listening to anon?

I want to listen to something but I'm just stuck listening to the same songs over and over.

>>158560597
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvxrg15UsAA4F8o.png:orig
Who died?

Thanks for the bots, dad

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>>158560718
Burgerpants' dreams

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>>158560775
Ah, RIP

>>158560637
https://youtu.be/wkRX6-o2_JI

had to find out if he could hit the high notes. he could. it was fuckin hilarious

>>158560637
Depends on my mood, have exemples:

>calm/chilling/when drawing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jw-HI5YoOA&index=29&list=PL-3aEB3IDbLNwPeGtM2nLmhL1Gdo4mdqd
>kinda sad/lonely/need something upbeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPkRkb5eaL0&list=PL-3aEB3IDbLNwPeGtM2nLmhL1Gdo4mdqd&index=25
>idk, just like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJRVqbdbAkg
>same here, i'm 21 and still have emo kid's taste for music sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PHj_ohCt8U

>>158560637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7V406XfAaI

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>>158560637
https://youtu.be/gwyrPARCd8g

Post canon sans.

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>>158560106
stop it
>>158560496
do not
>>158560591
keep posting, i didn't have those nicepants but they are really cute

>>158560597
Yo, those Flowey pictures are FUCKED UP. So is sticking your hand inside Undyne's torso gills. Kek at the tem image.

>>158561272
>jacking off the tail
LEWD

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Whatever happened to Pumpkin?

>>158561653
Got carved ;-;

>>158561195
>tfw no goat to leash

When your fave was little did they like to snuggle up with their mommy or daddy when they had nightmares

>>158561653
Don't worry, we got a new one

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>>158561791
feels bad

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Egg goat

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>>158562131

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>>158561041
Oh god why...

>>158561065
I like the first one. Makes me think of FTL which I had completely forgotten about.

Odd, the last time I listened to the DATING START remix I thought it was kind of lame but now for the second time it's kind of neat.

Eh, a mediocre song and Sans wankery in my opinion.

Catchy but something about the synthesized Japanese female voiced songs drives me off.

>>158561134
I really need to see this movie some day.

>>158561195
Hello Crybleat.

>>158562714
DELETE THIS

>>158562746
おはようございますanonくん

>>158561653
She drops in once in a while. Less often nowadays but that's only natural. We should be giving up too but somehow we're unable.

>>158560637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuxFumQJpao
:^)

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Does porn posted on here get deleted anymore?

>>158563356
>anymore
lurk more and you might understand how mod/jan works.

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Morning /utg/
It's been a few days
Will post fic in a few hours then do a lewd draw chart

>>158563451
>lewd draw chart

what the heck is that?

>>158563451
yeah it was a nice few days

Who is best for bullying

What if Chara accompanied Frisk, but as a zombie rather than a demon/ghost/whatever?

>>158564131
Character or characterfag?

>>158564234
She'd try and eat his brains

>>158564291
Both

>>158564429
Burgerpants and the Nicepants guy.

>>158564474
do not

>>158564474
he's better for deflowering

>>158564474
I ENDORSE THIS POST

>>158564763
do not rape nicepants guy

>>158564234
>Flowey gets uncomfortable upon seeing his best friend in such state
>Toriel pukes as soon as she recognizes her child
>Sans doesn't question it
>Papyrus gets more evidence that humans evolved from skeletons
>Undyne is disgusted by seeing something straight out of human history
>Alphys gets curious about how they are still going
>Mettaton kicks them out of the room because they look too ugly to be on TV
>Asgore breaks down because it reminds him of other fallen humans
>everyone tries to avoid breathing near them because rotten flesh doesn't smell good
>Frisk still doesn't give a single fuck about anything unusual and might even try to date a zombie because not everyone even gets a chance to do so
And this is just the Underground, where monsters come in all shapes. Things would get really awkward on the surface.

>>158564763
>>158564916
please don't

>>158563140
Well then...

>>158564963
I meant towards Burgerpants. Anonfagging is shit

On a side note, is anyone else having issues posting images?

Friendly reminder that there is no legitimately logical or moral reason to like any goat except for Toriel

>>158565226
Friendly reminder that Toriel is not worth talking to.

>>158565226
>>158565336
Unfriendly reminder that you're both twats.

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>ywn pin your favorite's back to the wall
just kill me

>>158565226
Edgegote hot. Hot edgegote. Gote so hot you clear your throat.

>>158565226
t. salty falseflagger

I can't believe Alphys canonically killed Segoe UI Semibold, Sans's secret sister and love interest, just to upgrade Frisk's phone

What if EVERYONE and EVERYTHING in the Underground was a bomb? That also includes Chara, who is inside Frisk's head, so...

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>>158565432
I could really go for a coke right now

>>158565587
That one part from scanners

>>158565070
i'm talking about burgerpants too
don't bully him, mettaton

>>158565632
I have this off-brand strawberry soda from Aldis and it is delicious

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>>158565670
Sorry, what? I can't hear you over his screams and self-loathing

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reminder to love your goat

>>158565587

So... the dust... would then be gunpowder?

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>>158565759
That sounds nice, I could go for some DP right now

>>158565913
I try

>>158565971
Gunpowder and bomb shards. Which means that if Frisk isn't careful, they're gonna be like Punished Snake except i don't think they'll look as good.

>>158565780
stop it

>>158565780
Requesting third panel of mettsbox yelling back at burgerpants, showing a frown face, saying, "oh, darling no...", then with an exclamation point screaming, "You're in-bread."

little words off to the side saying "heheh"

What if Papyrus was a communist?

>>158566442
Rather, two panels.

>>158566542
Bonetrousle would be an even more appropriate sounding theme for him.

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tfw you die in snowdin and they keep expecting you to turn into dust

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>ywn hug a black goat

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>>158567640
>ywn lynch a black goat

>>158566542
Then I could never complete pacifist

>>158567736
>ywn take part in a proper lynch mob ever again
Shit hurts.
But maybe the future holds some surprises for us.

>>158566542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iJSwVIR7IU

>>158564763
Burgerpants already fucked an ugly girl when he was 14. You are too late.

>>158567624
Wacky hijinx as Snowdrake accidentally killed someone and now he and his friends have to hide the body!

>>158567640
this goat oc sucks I like frick's more

>>158567736
/pol/ go back to your containment board and stay there
SS uniforms are pretty sexy though

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Today is the most dead I've ever seen /utg/ since it was made aside from when the site was down occasionally. I wonder what's up. Is Sans on his way already?

>>158567640
That's dumb.

>>158568013
Yeah, where are his gigantic hands?

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dummy

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Post ONE (1) picture of your favorite

>>158568063
Botposter, swerve

>>158568153
I want to part MKid's legs

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>>158568202

>>158568416
Go away

>>158568086
It was me.
I gave them the sker.
Don't sker, frighted anons.

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>>158568202
okay

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Who is the Negan of Undertale?

>>158568962
>>158568573
>>158568202
>liking terrible people

>>158568628
I want him to sit on my face as I pleasure him in ways he never felt before.

Is it normal to have a favourite that has absolutely nothing in common with you?

>>158569156
It's okay
>only being able to relate to people just like you
boring

>>158569037
I like you too, anon

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>>158568202
Alrighty then.

>>158569156
Yes. Could be someone you look up to.

>>158569156
one of my favorites is my complete opposite

>>158569037
>t. Monsterbot

>>158569018
im triggered, get outta here negan

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SPIN
THE
WHEEL

>>158570843
FOR THE TREASURE TO TAKE

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>>158558028
Chara grimdarkfic

>>158560597
>>158566340
I'm so happy right now

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>>158571263
>double (You)'s
You a skelly man?

Reminder that Asriel would be pretty boring if he wasn't also Flowey. And that anyone who tries to remove the Flowey from the Asriel is missing the point and doesn't even deserve to be called an Asriel fan.

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>>158571263
youre not allowed to do that here

>>158568153
MK knows what's coming

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goat feets

>>158561195
It's too bad this is the first time I have seen this joke

Reminder that if The Bird that Carries You over a Disproportionately Small Gap isn't your favorite character, you're missing the point of the game.

>>158571456
Yeah. At that point he just becomes Frisk except worse because he still tried to kill people and then fucked up by letting himself get killed.

>>158555862
>>158557017
>>158558747
>>158559140
>>158559256
Botfags really are the worst posters left.
At least the other shit characterfags don't spam anymore.

>>158571371
yessir, and you just brightened my dreary day considerably

>>158571519
fuck the rules, I'm a rebel

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>>158571951
>five pictures over the course of an hour with 20 mins apart for the first 4
just pretending?
>>158571973
I'm glad I could help you feel better!

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>>158571973
please ma'am if you continue to be happy i'll have to escort you out of here by force

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>>158571646

>>158572202
To be fair, posting Mettaton ever is always shitposting.

2 questions:
1. How tall are the kids here if Asgore is 9 feet tall and Toriel is 7-8 feet tall?
2. Why is Chara hiding their face?

>>158572445
like 4 ft?

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>>158572445
Forgot the image. I really wish editing posts was possible.

>>158572445
1. The kids are a few centimeters tall
2. Chara knows modesty.

>>158572351
but you're making me smile on purpose, that's entrapment!

>>158572445
>2. Why is Chara hiding their face?
To hide that it isn't Frisk obviously.

>>158571456

The Flowey and The Asriel
The Evil and The Good
The Ying and The Yang
The Spicy Buffalo Wings and The Blue Cheese Dressing
One cannot exist in it's purest form without the other.
Such is the inseperable bond between those who follow the path of the plant, and those that follow the path of the goat.

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>>158572727
i have no idea what youre talking about but im gonna need you to put those hands where i can see em dirtbag

>>158572923
>spicy buffalo and blue cheese as opposites
>not complementary

>>158572835
That image is shown when it's obvious that the human isn't Frisk. It's the last memory shown before Asriel breaks down and starts crying.

>>158573165
What is the opposite of black

>>158573165
>not understanding that's exactly what i was implying

>>158573268
white christian men

How the fuck would a child survive the fall without a bed of flowers?

>>158571456
On the contrary, not separating the two and acknowledging both of their vastly different personalities equally instead of meshing them together is a disservice to both characters.

>>158573372
You know how they say that the good die too young?
It's the opposite for Chara.

>>158572359
How would Asriel feel about you giving him feet massages daily?

>>158572445
Small enough for the boss monsters to eat them whole.

>>158573437
The bad die too old?

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>>158573454
Have you ever had a foot massage?
It's alright

>>158573587
I want to massage his back here.
Start with his shoulders
And go further down.

>>158573560
Basically. Too shit to die early

>>158573640
Tracing the lines of his muscles with your thumbs!
Hearing him sigh and say "That feels good."

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>19yo
>hate life
>have to go work my shit job at McDanks in three hours
>smoke weed erryday
>literally Burgerpants
It's a complicated feel

>>158573587
>mexican sexual predator answering pedo questions
No surprise here

>>158573774
Except they did. They killed themselves pretty early.

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It's been 9 hours and we've barely gotten to 300 posts. What's up people? What're you up to?

>>158573852
And after a while you start leaning down. Kissing his skin while you stroke over it with your hands.

Has there ever been an AU where everything is the same except all the races are scrambled? For example, Mettaton is still Mettaton, but he's a skeleton now. Sorry for the dumb question, I just want to start a non - lewd discussion.

>>158573210
I disagree, there's still a chance they're the same person at that point.

Would Chara be less of a little shit if they were conscious after Asriel's death rather than just being resurrected when Frisk falls?

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>>158573587
I want to lick his stomach.

>>158573952
Not early enough

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>>158573943
All questions are welcome
Also I'm whiter than sour cream

>>158573940
Hey, can I go out with you?

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>>158574169

>>158574096
I'm pretty sure there exist several. Something where they're all skeletons and one of the several different swap AUs.

>>158574261
Especially if those questions relate to underage boys
Oh boy, the shotafags are on the loose again.

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>>158574342
m-maybe
I'll think about it

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>>158573957
I'm watching someone play a horror game and i'm playing Shining Force atm
>>158574096
Yeah

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>>158574361
Not that goat!

I want this goat!

>>158574097
>you hear the story of a fallen human and Asriel, but they both die in it and you are alive, so, you're not that fallen human
>you listen to the tapes where Asriel is talking with Chara, who is obviously that first fallen human
>when you SAVE Asriel, you see him help the human after their fall, but your first encountered monster was Toriel
>then it shows this image with all 4 Dreemurrs, but you never see them together because they are all separated after Asriel's death
It's obvious at that point that you are not Chara.

>>158574497
Jackpot

>>158573943
>pedo questions
>when the post you reply to shows a fully grown goat

>>158574454
Oh boy, the incessant hate shitposting that drove entire groups away before is on the loose again.

Daily reminder that fishfags will never come back after they left because of this

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>>158574497
Back to work with you!

>>158574639
You were answering a question in reply to a shota goat post.
Of course it was a pedo question.

Now let that child out of your basement.

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>>158574806
Anon that's not me
You're losing your mind
Ask your question

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>>158574639
Fishfags never die!

>>158574806
>all this projection
I'm not over here saying you stick your dick in a flower on a daily basis, since 90% of the time people like you are Floweyfags

>>158574917
Alright.
Then that dude was defending a pedo shitposter which is even more retarded.

>>158575080
>not sure if anon is legit retarded and actually thinks MSPG is a pedo or if hes just ODing on the memes
Neither of those guys btw