/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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literally first for our BULLY

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>tfw haven't played in a month
>tfw trying to get my aim back but my sens just feels fucking alien now

Boypussy > girlpussy

>try hard but getting steam rolled
>decide to throw scout deag only
>hitting dirt nasty noscopes and headshots
>get accused of hacking
is the secret to getting good not giving a fuck?

>>158530727
Ping? If it's over 40 and you have half-way decent aim you should be peaking EVERYTHING you can. You can look at someone for 1/10th of a second before they even see you. Which is more then enough of an advantage to win you the fight. Playing passive and holding angles only works on lan or sub-15 ping.

what knife should i get? looking for T side one

>>158535190
Vanilla flip

>>158535375
Ehh
I want like a bit flashier than that, but not gaudy. Like autotronic

How do I stop being scared of playing matchmaking and communicating with people in real time?

>>158537216
Fuck around and laugh with people on private servers and casual

>>158537260
I only get tilted when I play casual. Even drunk and high i have more situational awareness than a casual team

>>158537260
It's boring. I've been doing it for years.

>>158526845
>best skin in op
>still stuck on page 10
What went wrong?

>moe's wife wont let him go to a LAN and wont make him a quesadilla

I don't know what to say.

our girl casting rn

https://www.twitch
.tv/gfinitytv

>>158545756
130 viewers
How dead can a game be

What should I do with my Slaughter Shadow Daggers?

>>158545998
Throw them into the trash lol

>>158545756
>not watching korean cs on vsl_cs

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>mfw adult males who wear shorts in public

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>he gets the awp

>permabanned from ecws stream for asking frogs to speak english

ded general

Watching Semmler on Esports Salon 3 is fucking infuriating. Is he literally mentally retarded?

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I was remembering watching roca's stream back before he became popular with reddit, went years back on his videos.
Man I used to watch him so much. Found a video where around when I'd started watching him again after not watching him for a while, ended up not watching for even longer after that. And that was over 2 years ago.

The passage of time is depressing me, man. I graduated high school in 2014 and I haven't moved a single step forward in the 2 and a half years since then. It doesn't even feel like that long. But I miss it, man. I was an mg2/dmg shitter who watched small csgo streams when I got home every day and had /csgog/ open in another tab. Was able to play CS without my mind always being distracted and my body being all shaky.

I'm sorry for retarded blog post I'm just feeling sad over the years. How does the time fly by so quickly?

>tfw these posts are more than 2 years old
I still remember making that bot tom post at the top of it. I remember I made that post because the bot was being spectated while people were joining up the server and he whiffed on whoever the fuck. Copenhagen Wolves haven't even been a thing for the longest time. Epsilon is basically nonexistent too.

I could cry man this stuff gets to me because my life is so fucking devoid of anything. I don't even know why I just don't do anything. All I have are these memories of this past. I don't know what I'm doing trying to run back to these memories when the time I'm trying to relive is running away from me. This consciousness is just too much sometimes.

I miss you all a lot, /csgog/. I really really miss you and the days I spent with you guys. I'm sorry for being retarded.

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>AK47
>clearly an AKM

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>jw will never be good again

>>158556397
don't doubt our pige

I had a dream that I was playing CS in real life on inferno and smithzz drops the bomb at banana and loses the round and I beat the shit out of him.

>>158556842
Shox you bring this on yourself

>>158556842
wait in game or in your life or in the dream computers life?

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>>158556842
im sorry shoxie... but u werent dreaming

lurppis mentioned

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Is it worth paying for stattrak or is it just a meme?

>>158557012
a mem

>>158557046
a gud mem? or a reddit mem?

>>158557114
bad mem

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>>158557157
ty

>>158556842
Memes aside I had a dream I ranked up to mg1 last night
Woke up and checked and I'm still gn4

https://twitter.com/DevilwalkCSGOD/status/791630986958237696
Miss him yet?

>>158557440
>currently playing overwatch

f

>>158556916
In real life, like you operate the guns yourself and shut but sont really die.

>>158556397
>csgog will never be alive again

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Our guys are going to qualify right family?

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>>158551528
You got a problem with that big man?

What is it with brs and cheating?

>>158559270
they only care for the short term success, grab the money while you can and dont care about consequences

Brazils getting destroyed YET AGAIN
Will they ever recover?

>>158559270
Due to the poor conditions of their country, the favelas can only experience "happiness" by cheating in online games.

>>158559270

Take the money and run.
Win big and get paid while you can.
They can ban you from tourneys, they can't take back prize money.

>>158560748
with real money on the line, surely it could be considered fraud in some way in front of a judge

>see optic player in the background
>oh thats tarik
>its mixwell

Has anyone noticed something about immortals?

When they don't cheat, they do poorly.

Why is this?

>>158561151
Problem is how to prove someone is cheating beyond reasonable doubt in the eyes of the law. You would need hard evidence, like catching them injecting the code.

>>158561167
some spaniards look arab

>>158561215
its same with SK, NiP, VP and G2
silver trash without cheats, unstoppable with cheats

>>158561460
Valve could disclose how VAC detected their cheats. Hell probably could do it in a way that still keeps their mechanisms private.

>there are redditors in this very thread who dislike our boi Janko

Liquid losing Peacemaker is a bigger blow than losing s1mple.

After losing s1mple they still performed well at ESL NY by beating Navi on map one and playing Navi close on the last two maps. After losing Peacemaker they're getting smacked around by tier 2 teams.

Optic and C9 have both had some time to adapt to having no IGL. Liquid just lost theirs, and he was a damn good one.

envyus used to be a good team lol

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>Cadian's new team loses to a group of Swedish teenagers
Embarrassing

>>158562887
>Cadian
literally who?

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>p1mp

>>158562887
>v1c7oR

is it 2003 again?

>>158562959
pimp used to be nuts what happened to him?
people used to say that all he needed was a chance on a big team with how talented he was at the time.

>>158563032
>all he needed was a chance on a big team

he still needs that

Jesus Christ they're losing every gunfight

i want a blue version of crimson web

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What the fuck how did Rogue lose to Fnatic Academy? Betting is fucking impossible nowadays.

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>>158563032
his skill went along with his weight

>>158563268
didn't he play his best soon after he lost the weight though? i'll admit i forget his exact time line but i'm pretty sure he was still a nuts rifler when he lost weight and it was memed on here that it was the weight loss making him so good.

it sucks that he ended up being the awper for a while its like that just sucked his skill out

>>158563247
>bet on literal whos
im guessing you used to bet on NA pre ibp ban too

>>158563360
I actually bet on IBP in that match, but yeah I bet on everything and used to win doing that.

based kenis

>almost win round
>don't
reallym akes u ponder dosnt it?

>>158563683
No good coaches or IGL's are available in NA.

So the Liquid players need to find a way to play for Sgares.

>0-8
hiko is at it again

Americans, is Hiko considered chubby or fat?

>>158563898
He's what other fat men call "A real man"

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>>158563898
extremely obese

>>158563898
Just healthy

>>158563898
http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-600-lb-life/ hes on next season

>>158563898
he's thicc

>>158563898
overweight

>>158563898
why do Euros and Canadians not understand that white Americans have obesity rates similar to their own countries?

>>158563683
Is hiko just incredibly demotivated?
Is he still butthurt at losing the chance to play with ex ibp?
Is he distraught at skadoodle leaving him?

Seriously what happened to him? Is he just blow at the game now? There has to be some reason behind it.

>>158563898
he's considered a powerlifter in my country

>>158564316
Actually no they don't. Average weight is much higher. For example, former adult actress Siri considers herself skinny and curses anyone who calls her chubby. She did her best never to appear in any BBW categories, because she is skinny.

>>158564557
I'm confused that you're citing an individual's opinion and extrapolating that to an entire country's.

I'm also confused that you're referring to perception instead of actual obesity rates.

>>158564687
There is no need to be confused, lil' chubby.

liquid got completely trashed on the 3 maps they played. why?

>>158564784
Oh, you're just being a hilarious memer. Keep it up.

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>>158564802

>getting dicked on the only map they're capable of playing
hahaha team liquid shit

>>158564802
They lost Peacemaker, their IGL.

Also they whiffed all their shots.

>>158564872
Winning Dust 2 back in early 2016 doesn't make it their best map. In fact it's probably one of their meh ones. But they suck ass in general now so it doesn't matter.

>>158564927
they won it like 2 weeks ago

>>158564973
Oh yea against fnatic. But fnatic isn't a good team right now.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/earthnews/9345086/The-worlds-fattest-countries-how-do-you-compare.html

>>158565004
Well it wasn't 2 weeks ago, the team has changed since then

>>158565004
actually, fnatic used to be pretty damn good on dust2 so winning 2? 3? times in a row is outstanding for NA team

>>158565251
fnatic wasn't a good team then and we don't know how good they'll be with Krimz*

>>158565297
that was a different fnatic

>>158564927
was losing Peacemaker that important.
I know he is a good IGL. but damn. getting 4-5 rounds on every map?

based spunj

I fucking love Spunj.

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>all unlikable teams being disposed of at record pace

>>158565870
How in the fuck is C9 "likable" after its core players have dicked around for the past year to the point that even their IGL abandoned them to join some shitty org?

>>158565870
>Fatman team
>unlikeable
Do you even eat

>>158565870
>NV still there
>Faze
>nip
>Fnatic

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post your favourite /pig/

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>>158566573

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>>158566573
>tfw ayy lmao is a dead /csgog/ meme
>tfw ey bubba calm down never took off

LMAO

owned germanerds

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>>158566573

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>>158566816
a boar may be a pig, but a pig is better than a boar.

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>>158566879

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does flusha count as a pig?

Twitter is shutting down vine save your favorite while you can
https://vine.co/u/1142142712595042304

>>158567018
bigfoot is known to be surrounded by a powerful pig that protects him from dangerous video cameras that will steal his soul

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>>158566573

>>158567018
flusha wrestles pigs

>>158567061
>The company said it would not delete any Vines that have been posted — for now, anyway. “We value you, your Vines, and are going to do this the right way,” the company said in a Medium post. “You’ll be able to access and download your Vines. We’ll be keeping the website online because we think it’s important to still be able to watch all the incredible Vines that have been made.”

>>158567212
Just means they'll enable downloads and keep it up for a few months.

/!\ ALART /!\
MEME ROUND DETECTED
/!\ ALART /!\

Is ChrisJ wearing a MAGA cap?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRpEZyjAiYc#t=7m00

>that smoke
lmao csgo

>>158567156
What the fuck is this real?

>>158567512
smix gettin low

lmao wtf kind of pistol round

>stan can not win his battle against stan
good casting

>>158569504
blu is the worst caster, how did he even get into that tournament

Should I bet on FaZe?

>>158570190
he's like the best who is signed to ESL.

>>158570190
He's a discount caster for shit american tournaments.

Germany officially better than NA

>>158570375
>stating something that was always known
NA is inherently trash.

Cool cheaters are gonna win again.

>>158570321
honeypot caster

faze jesus christ.. I can't believe I put $20 on them.

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>EU CS

FaZe on literal suicide watch

>>158574208
thanks for the skins.
its obvious sk is going to win this. or at least get to the finals

>>158574468
I'm an adult. I don't bet with skins.

BR = 2 MAJORS 4Head NA = -2 TOWERS 4Head EU = +2KK ISLAMICS ANELE

>sao paulo esl
Are all casters huge assholes like these guys?

>>158575519
What's your disability?

I just got scammed out of 60 dollars. How you guys doing tonight /csgog/?

coldzera looks like a person who likes to fuck goats

>>158576153
scammed out of skins?
how the fuck does that happen nowadays?

>>158577203
because I trusted someone on the internet like the complete retard that I am

Friberg you son of a bitch. Don't fuck me again, my last money is on this match.

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>>158578469
how much?

NIP ARE YOU JOKING

>>158577448
even then. you have the steam confirmation. you have to be a complete retard to get scammed . not trying to offend you anon.
also >nip

>nip magic

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>>158579006
why

>>158579114
>you have to be a complete retard
Do you know where you are?

>>158579220
I know. but still. steam gives you all the tools to not get scammed.

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oh my god what the fuck is NiP doing

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>he betted on reddit in pajamas

>>158579006
>>158579490
>reddit in pajamas
>2016
I would ask how much but you types are morally opposed to gambling

>>158579642
60

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>>158579642
>hating on OUR boys

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>>158579794
I don't (me irl)

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>>158579885

How do you shit the bed so bad, friberg? You just gave away 2 kills in mid.

>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
???

Friberg you fucking piece of shit.
Leave NiP and Sweden.

>>158579114
I'm not offended, I know I'm retarded. Only a retard can get scammed nowadays

>>158580429
buy them the whole game its impossible to not top frag

>>158580964
honestly, this is one of the few games he's played bad in, he's improved so much in the past weeks and month(s)

>>158580979
well. I hope you learned your lesson.
do not trust people on the internet

Why is this thread so dead?

Are there no GOtards on 4chan?

>>158581547
discord killed it

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>>158581547
all left to overwatch

>its a even pros drop take bomb forklift instead of site episode

>>158581547
we're all too depressed and anxious to play this game anymore

NRG had this game. but their T side is so trash

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how 2 git gud

M4A4 [ ] M4A1 [x]
4:3 [ ]16:X [x]
Native [x] other [ ]
Five7 [x] CZ [ ]
Fnatic [ ] NIP [x]
CT-side [ ] T-side [x]
dust2 [x] Mirage [ ]
Anders+Cummler [ ] DDK+black DDK [x]
anime [ ] no anime [x]

prove me wrong
protip: filename

>>158581659
What's up with discord popularity? It's fucking everywhere even though it's basically just IRC (and voice chat but that's used a lot less)

pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew based get right

NiP magic.

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thank you based nip

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NEVER FUCKING DOUBT OUR BOYS
NINJAS
IN
PYJAMAS

Nice that GT decided to start trying

>>158582206
he wanted fuck nrg right in the ass
THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA WIN

LMFAO

>>158582142
>basically just irc with voice chat

improvised IRC is a pretty good reason to use it

>/csgog/ was shilling a NiP loss
>NiP actually won

NEVER DOUBT

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>>158582091
DELETE THIS!

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>yfw reddit thinks their guys has a chance against our guys

>>158581659
What's the invite link for discord?

>>158582861
https://discord.gg/hSmMq

>>158582091

aside from the d2 meme you are correct

>>158582679
DELET FAVELA

>>158582679
>cheating monkeys
yeah. they are our guys alright

>>158583120

reddit is thataway sir.

>>158582971
would you rather play three mirage in a row or three d2

>>158583283

mirage

>>158583191
but reddit hates sk because they cheat. and NiP is reddit: the team.

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>>158582091
>no anime

anime website etc

>>158583283
d2 for sure

>>158582091
3/9
>M4A4 [x] M4A1 [ ]
>4:3 [x]16:X [ ]
>Native [ ] other [x]
>Five7 [x] CZ [ ]
>Fnatic [x] NIP [ ]
>CT-side [ ] T-side [x]
>dust2 [ ] Mirage [x ]
>Anders+Cummler [ ] DDK+black DDK [x]
>anime [x] no anime [ ]

>digniggers
>good

Getting my lol on rn

>our boys mercenaries vs people who put effort and soul into the game.
Not even a contest.

"""""""""""best team"""""""""""""

can't say it feels good to loose 40 euros due to faze going for braindead plays every single round.

will cloud9 feel the togglefest?

>>158588018
faze won

>>158588334

>doubting wallen

rip to your skins my man

>>158588547
>implying I would bet against sk at their home
I would be surprised if cloud9 wins though

>>158588547
kiss my boipucci twerp

>>158588350
I worded it badly. They shouldn't have won. Dignitas got intimidated by their rushes. I bet for dignitas

>>158589451
I like this new polite csgog when there is a misunderstanding

rip in peace favelas

https://twitter.com/f0restCS/status/791748869742657537

What did he mean by this?

>>158590714
Friberg almost ate all of their cocaine thinking it's sugar powder.

>>158582091
how 2 git gud

M4A4 [x] M4A1 [ ]
4:3 [x]16:X [ ]
Native [ ] other [x]
Five7 [x] CZ [ ]
Fnatic [x] NIP [ ]
CT-side [x] T-side [x]
dust2 [x] Mirage [ ]
Anders+Cummler [ ] DDK+black DDK [x]
anime [x] no anime [ ]

>>158590940
>>158585684
>>158582091
>not playing on 5120x1024

What is wrong with you guys?

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>>158590940
>>158585684

>they fell for the 4:3 meme

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>>158591117
>>158591196

>not 2x3 stretched to get the best of both worlds
(you)

>be brazilian
>be above average at the game
>get a jumping awp 4k pre jumping fix
>get a spray at the spot that it happened

Literally anyone LEM+ could've done that.

>>158590940
fuck I agree with 100% of this

this anon my homeboy kk

>>158590940
>4:3
>other
>dust2
you shouldn't give advice if you're not good

>>158582091
how 2 git gud

M4A4 [x] M4A1 [ ]
4:3 [ ]16:X [x]
Native [x] other [ ]
Five7 [x] CZ [ ]
Fnatic [x] NIP [ ]
CT-side [x] T-side [x]
dust2 [ ] Mirage [x]
Anders+Cummler [ ] DDK+black DDK [x]
anime [x] no anime [ ]

fallen didnt have time to plant
FUCKING C9

>>158592772

non weeb cuck answers

M4A4 [x] M4A1 [ ]
4:3 [ ]16:X [x]
Native [x] other [ ]
Five7 [x] CZ [ ]
Fnatic [x] NIP [ ]
CT-side [] T-side [x]
dust2 [ ] Mirage [x]
Anders+Cummler [ ] DDK+black DDK [x]
anime [] no anime [x]

I like watching c9 getting btfo

>>158593674
While I dislike sk I dislike c9 more
Glad to see streamers get btfo where it matters

>>158593825
yeah. I'm with you 100%
cloud9 could be a top5 team. but they think of themselves as cool people that don't need to practice and they just fuck around

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>blue is now obese and sporting a neckbeard

>>158593992
what else do you expect from shortsfags?

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>>158593930
>cloud9 could be a top5 team.

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M4A4 [ ] M4A1 [x]
4:3 [x]16:X [ ]
Native [ ] other [x]
Five7 [x] CZ [ ]
Fnatic [x] NIP [ ]
CT-side [ ] T-side [x]
dust2 [ ] Mirage [x]
Anders+Cummler [ ] DDK+black DDK [x]
anime [x] no anime [ ]

best answers

The amount of people that just went "anime [x]" proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKw_cbgmziY
>Thorin's Thoughts - Who Were the Problems? (CS:GO)
EleGiggle

>>158596432
fuck off sean

https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/791768705571102721

What did he mean by this?

Anyone else miss the golden age of magog (age of anime posters)?

how 2 git gud

M4A4 [x] M4A1 [ ]
4:3 [ ]16:X [x]
Native [x] other [ ]
Five7 [x] CZ [ ]
Fnatic [ ] NIP [ ] - Neither
CT-side [x] T-side [ ]
dust2 [ ] Mirage [x]
Anders+Cummler [ ] DDK+black DDK [x]
anime [x] no anime [ ]

>>158597194
Why is he even following a trash twitter account like that?

>>158597232
they're all in the discordapp.com server

>>158600967
:ok_hand:

This game is just as bad as before prime was introduced. You have some guy with a k/d of 30/10 who decides the whole game and you ask yourself whether he is a smurf or a hacker. Just took them a few weeks to upgrade their alt accounts to rank 20.

>>158597754
>16:X
how about 16:12

>>158561151
ya kqly and friends are all in jail :^)

making a dmg+ csgo team. no ragers or egos please. looking to be on a sched and practice regularly. if you're interested post your steam id

>>158597754
i literally can't play 2560x1440

Anybody know of any erotic/homoerotic csgo rp servers that are free? I can't afford the paid ones.

Basically just looking for a spot to jerk off while I'm defusing without getting griefed over it.

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>attain a 54% winrate
>can no longer play because at supreme I'm put on teams with people who play like gold novas

>>158582918
it says its invalid or expired.

someone link the discord server

>>158614712
https://discord.gg/jEd2rrX

our ddks are casting tyloo (our guys) in the first match on their road to winning the major!

I feel like r8 is unsarcastically better than memeagle

>>158615210
Why? It has chargetime and still only 1 hits to the head. Deag does that without charge time.

There's a reason pros will never adopt it in mass. Anything you want an R8 for a deagle does it better.

>teamkill

lol

>I drank some beers, took a couple Xannys had a blackout and was seen all over town
Stich is our guy

Black DDK has the best dry delivery in the game.

>Not watching gotv
Hello?

>>158623221
Is it me you're looking for?

A prophecy is being fulfilled, it seems to me the bible is being fulfilled. The bible predicts there will be a short reign of a female leader in "mystery babylon" which is Amurica. It also warns of a grand deception that will deceive even the elect, the elect are those who are elected by God to be more spiritually advanced than others.
It states there will be a war between two nations, south/north of each other. In my opinion Russia and America.
It says there will be 3.5 years of "war on saints" which is when the mark of the beast will get laid out. The only way I see people getting any mark whatsoever is if aliens come and supply us with it because people aren't dumb enough to get it any other way. In the bible it also states to my knowledge that ET's will be here.
If I can elaborate on some occult knowledge I have I will share with you some just so you can look into the rabbit hole for yourself.
Magic is real and I believe entities are real. They are secretly dictating our world from the high ups. They feed on our spirits. Our world is a physical realm created from another realm. We exist in both realms. This world we live in is the "fake" world and the real world we can only access through certain drugs, those that Shamans, witches and alchemists use. DMT or Ayahuascha for example.
I learned things from the spirit world and researching immensely. I just feel it happening. It's everywhere in music and such. Our minds are actually radios that come from the spirit world. God grants us knowledge and also demons, it's our choice and based on our spiritual capability that will decide which we give into.
I'll just throw a bunch I have heard on the radio.
"I got guns in my head and they won't go, spirits in my head and they won't go"
"This is it, the apocalypse woahh"
"Something big I feel it happening out of my control"
It's bigger than you can imagine so I'll try to touch on it some more.

I have entertained many thoughts and what even the craziest conspiracy theorists would consider crazy I went farther I checked into everything and just looked around into what makes sense. My understanding, for anyone who studies the occult should see how it relates, Saturn is the planet all elite worship.
The reason they worship Saturn is because in reality. As Tesla said everything is vibration and frequency. Currently the earth and our bodies are 528hz. Saturn has the hexagon ring as shown in Jewish religion. As many know the Jewish people, zionist jews specifically, run the world banks and are a key part of the grand deception. Since everything is frequency I believe Saturn is influencing our planet and taking us into lower frequency. That is the reason we live for less than a century mainly. That combined with food and a stressful life to the maximum. It lowers our vibration.
What is going to happen is Saturn is going to either stop vibrating and influencing us, or saturn is going to vibrate faster so that we raise frequency. In many holy books like the book of Enoch, Enoch lived for over 700 years. Today nothing like that is even fathomable. The reason is because we live in low vibration.
Combine that knowledge with how you get the keys of knowledge. I know I had my break through when I was on a really big high. I felt low about myself and as Eminem would rap "And suddenly it seems like my shoulder blades have just shifted It's like the greatest gift you can get The weight has been lifted"
From that point on I just knew something and dug deep for it. I followed all the greats and believed in destiny. Tesla said to understand the universe you must look at it as energy, frequency and vibration.
Vibrate high, be high yourself the view is way different from the top. Nothing really matters except avoiding this deception and I almost guarantee aliens will be a part of it.

I don't believe in outer space I see the planets and all but I don't think they are what they think they are. Sounds make different shapes at different frequencies. That's why Saturn has a hexagon. It will change one day. It changed colors a few days ago for some reason. Think about that, if it's just a random planet why is it changing colors. Nothing is how they portray it to be. Welcome to the grand deception.

I'll add in more just so you can see it better for yourself. Dr. Sebi cured people of cancer and aids proven because he beat the USA supreme court. Also a retreat deals with ayahuascha to remove your demons to make you healthier. Simply you are just removing the negative so that you vibrate higher. Dr Sebi advertises a high vibration diet that will cure anything by eating living foods to raise your natural frequency on your body.
If you have any questions ask but if you are going to hate I won't reply. Be respectful I know it sounds unreal but...
you gon' think a nigga psychic, you ain't seen nothin like this - jay z
Only the ones who are spiritually clean can see it. For now it is few I am hoping more will wake up it's seriously this simple just transcend the world and find the next dimension.

>>158622934
ynk has pretty good delivery

clips.twitch tv/dropthebombtv/VivaciousSwallowSeemsGood

>renegades throw a 13-3 lead

>>158630723
>renegades without our cunt spunj and sexy sexy havoc
Who care

>>158631073
I care

I will be sad if these cunts lose

>>158631584
and thank fuck they finally won

inrequent is a nutty awper on d2, he'll probably carry athletico this bo3

and maybe liaz too

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why dont you watch games in gotv?

>>158632187
I didn't realise gotv was available

>>158632385
the maps off main stream have the hltv gotv: gotv1.hltv.org:27055

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>>158632764
ah, i didn't notice it on hltv so i just watched the two shitty aussie casters

>eswc

>Zeus giving animal killing thots on VK publicity
Smh http://imgur.com/a/Q9Vvk

>>158634236
Man those people are pretty subhuman.

t. autistic anime masturbator.

>>158634236
How autistic do you have to be to show your tattoos in your animal killing pictures?

>>158634609
>>158634538
If you want you can sign Zeus' change.org but in russian petition https://www.change.org/p/нacилиe-нaд-живoтными

>>158634765
I don't really care. Kids in russia are taught that animals don't matter so this is bound to happen.

>>158634904
I think you mean kids in russia are taught nothing at all matters, least of all any life including their own

>>158635003
are they wrong though?

>>158635037
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>158634236
russian 4chan doing some work it seems

asian cs best cs
twitch tv/pgl

>>158637387
au cs beating up asian cs though

>>158638240
tyloo didn't lose a map my man

>>158638352
tyloo haven't played the aussies yet

>>158638746
you're right, I thought they played athletico

>>158639219
nah athletico lost to mvp first up in OT, but they might win this bo3 against them which would put them into the semis

>athletico use /a/ in their names
They're our chinks right?

>>158639908
i think they're australian, senpai

>>158640090
Yeah therefore they are chinks

Is this a lan?

>>158640317
the pgl stuff? yeah

>>158640435
why don't they show their dumb gookfaces then

>>158640479
they probably will at the end of each map

they should really hold the minors in australia though, i think they'd be far more likely to get a crowd

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>buy a brand new elite build ak
>can't tell any non cosmetic difference from the default ak
gotards?

>>158641761
might want to get your eyes checked

>>158641761
why do you keep posting generic skins?

>>158641851
I can see they look different but accuracy, reload speed etc all seem the same

>>158641956
elite build does double damage, the rest is the same

>Ranked up to Supreme yesterday

wew lads almost there

>steel has more viewers than pgl
our guy

>>158642180
if you want to get better, join a team

stop playing mm, it's basically worthless after eagle

>>158641956
if you want increased reload speed you need to get the fire serpent.

http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=246&statsfilter=9&playerid=7131

This guy seems insane

>>158642340

I don't really feel like getting all serious on a team or anything, I already have a group of like 7-8 guys I usually play with and that's good enought for me, at least for the time being.

>>158642793
There's really not much difference between supreme and global

Also, if you're not soloq your rank is worthless

>>158642791
insane against literal who chinks

>>158642839

>Actually playing solo queue

Let's not be silly here.

>>158642906
It's not silly. Playing in 2 or more stack advantages you quite a bit in mm

>>158643107

Exactly.

>>158643140
Then don't be proud of making supreme?

athletico are throwing this map so fucking hard

Are Athletico /A/nimes' guys?

Sometimes I dab between rounds

>>158634236
hitler and stalin literally did nothing wrong
russians are subhuman

>started playing comp for the first time
>2 wins in a row
>matchmaking cooldown

excuuuuuuse me?

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>win 12 rounds in a row from 2-13 half
>still lose 14-16 cause their guy who hasnt killed anyone in 10rounds gets two 1tap entries


fugg :DDDD

jesus fucking christ

who's ready to watch brs get eliminated on their own turf by the based ubermensch?

If the br's start cheating against my guys, I might kill myself

>de_favela

im scared for our boy niko

>easily win first half
>topfragging
>literally can't get a single kill second half

what did I mean by this

Does 4chan have new ads or does my phone get adware

>>158651693
got memed by hiroyuki my friend

Oh FUCK I'M CUMING BRAZILS BTFO

why do i hate brazilians even though ive never talked to one in my life

>Hen1 still wearing a hat.
Why are ESL such fags

>>158651693
install adaway you dumb fuck

>>158652307
"but its my lucky hat :))))"

>win round
>chimp out

did hen1 just aimlock from bottom mid though the boxes into t spawn with the awp?

>these monkeys in the audience
my sides

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lucas??????????

>>158654054
yes (no)

>chrisJoint

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>>158654079
l-lucas??????

everyone is fat and brown
literally america in 25 years

>>158654042
>>158654072
It's absolutely beautiful to see how accurate it is to call them monkeys.

Pimparoiu are you retarded

>mousesports
>after plant situation
>competent

holy shit

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>mousesports
Why is NiKo still on this shit team?

>mouz
>ever becoming good with denis and spiidi in the team
Top LOL

I really hope the worst team in the tournament beat immortals

I dont wanna be that kid but this is 100% scripted. 3v2 they dont even plant and dont cover fucking aps lmao. 2 of them even die to the bench guy for free.

This womans sounds fucking disgusting.

>the supports make a difference
What did she mean by this?

I wanna slap my 6 incher on her face.

>>158655438
*supporters

>>158654745
1 mil $ buyout

>>158655438
there are plants in the crowd that signal the players what bombsite the other team is going to

i got a sub ban for posting a weird lucas clip on reddit....

Words can literally not express how much i want to punch those faggot mods to death....

>>158655649
serves you right Pimparoiu

>>158655695
#EXPOSED