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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
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Sheever
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>the only person casting the qualifiers in english is FUCKING LLAMADOWNUNDER
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Theme of Dota 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_S7nyIq0N8
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>tfw my future depends on Not Today not screwing against PR
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>>158496905
Sheever?
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>>158497013
Sheever.
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>>158496980
breaky is casting them too
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llama!
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>>158496905
>>158497013
yes
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>When enemy buys pre-10 minute gem

Some dota players are just fucking wierd
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>tfw never any new teams because of the competitive circlejerk.
It's been 5+ years, I want to actually see some new players in the scene.
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>>158496857
>>158496905
>>158497013
>>158497075

faggots
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Who is the b2 stealth bomber of dota?
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>>158497119
Sheever is cute!
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>>158497084
fuck off
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Let me add to you good sir, since you forget other nice things about Ogre:

A level 16 Ogre, with all skills maxed, has:

Fireblast, a 6 second cooldown 1.5 second stun that deals 220 damage. If Multicasted, the stun can be up to 3 seconds and the damage 880.

Ignite, a 400 dot, 26% slow that lasts 8 seconds with a cast range of 1150 and a 450 radius. If Multicasted, The spell can fire multiple projectiles.

Bloodlust, a 30 second duration buff that gives 16% movement speed, equivalent to a S+Y, PLUS 60 attack speed, equivalent to a consumed moonshard, with a 5 second cooldown. Multicasted, it affects multiple allies.

Adding an Aghs to this Ogre gives him Unrefined Fireblast, giving him a constantly available Fireblast (as it costs a % of current mana) that does 25% more damage.

EDIT: I'm gonna add more:

Ogre Magi has more starting strength than 17 heroes, while being tied with 7. The rest are obviously higher. He also has more strength gain than all but 4 strength heroes, two of these he's tied with.

He's tied with Nyx assassin with highest health regen on a hero (3.5 as you said), but has 5 more starting armor than him. In comparison to Axe, who has 3 health regen, he has 7 more armor (Axe starts with -1).
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>>158497184
funny

she has the same effect on my DICK
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>>158497278
and he's completely dogshit, proving stats aren't worth shit if your skills are lackluster
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>>158497079
not him but thanks I'll check him out. He kind of sounds like Cap
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So, which European team is going to win the second American qualifier?
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>>158497371
He's the tobi of HoN
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>tfw you automatically ignore posts with reddit spacing
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>Pudge support.
>Slark.
>OD
>Drow
>Shadow Demon
You guys asked for this.
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help me fill this up, /d2g/


worth it tier:

zeus arcana

high tier:
SF arcana

mid tier:
TB arcana

shit tier:
techies arcana
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>>158496980
do you have some weird inability to find streams? there are plenty of channels streaming the qualis in english
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>>158497675
PA arcana > the rest
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>>158497675
Fap tier
PA Arcana
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sheever is a whore
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>>158497579
>sing shitters still think that he will be relevant one day
lul
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>4 reports for not landing 5 man black hole every time

Love the gulag.
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>>158497853
>>158497675

you have shit taste if you think PA's arcana beats Zeus
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>>158497910
>dotards think sing is irrelevant
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>>158497579
>>158497993
Adelaide?
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can't decide between watching PR stomp some peruvian subhumans or kaipi
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Why hasn't this sub human killed himself already?
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>>158497949

Please be pasta bait>>158497675
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entire day of autists and oeruvians and ruskies made me too fucking pissed and i got reported to hell
and now in low prio i keep getting turks and worse degenerates, please send help
can someone play with me to make this less painful please ;_;
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>>158498069
>Jakiro
>epin void meme combo
No stomp will happen here
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>>158498179
>alch turning back at the top of the stairs
you underestimate peruvians lad
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WHY

THE FUCK

IS NO ONE BUT LLAMA CASTING RIGHT NOW

WHERE IS GRANT

WHERE IS MERLINI

WHERE IS DRASKYL

WHERE IS LITERALLY ANYBODY?!?!?!?!?
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>>158498557
watch in-game?
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>>158498557
All the good casters are getting ready for the regional qualifier hubs which are starting in a few hours
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>Russian Ritsu could be in this very thread.
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>>158498557
>caring about the tier 3 european teams qualifier
LAMO nobody gives a fuck.
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WTF I HATE SANDKING NOW
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this dude casting kaipi is not totally bad

needs lot of practice but has a good voice
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>>158498941
who?
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>>158498983
pythian legume
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>>158499080
name of his twitch channel?
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>>158498829
>caustic finale can counter diffusal spam cancer lancer

BASED DIRTSPIDER
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BLITZ THE SAVIOUR
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>>158499126
>open dota section on twitch
>filter by language: english
>ctrl+f: kaipi

it's not that hard, the name is pythianlegume
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>>158497675
players who have arcanas are 9/10 fucking shit at those heroes its ridiculous
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LD WANTS THE PERUVIAN AUDIENCE

https://twitter.com/LDdota/status/791393218726211585
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>>158499234
>Misery co cast
based
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>>158499314
fucking hell that already looks better than 90% of the english casters they hire
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>>158499304
Can confirm, I just settled for putting as many particle effects as possible on Wraith King instead.

It's so distracting that they are slightly more likely to attack you first.
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>>158499314
All memes aside this is actually a good idea and I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner. They have a huge audience there to jew.
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>>158499314
i bet he pays them fucking pennies
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>>158499413

are you joking?

>southamerican EE with fedorabeard
>southamerican black hair godz
>southamerican punished zyori
>southamerican cyborgmatt
>southamerican random mexican
>southamerican sarkozy
>southamerican metalhead

that looks like a terror movie but with all the characters being monsters and the slasher having to run for his life.
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>>158497675
SF and TB arcanas are fucking shit and I have no idea why people buy them
CM arcana is great but most CM players are feeders that don't support
Techies arcana is fucking hilarious if you can somehow still use him well
Best is obviously Zeus though I do miss electric Mario
>>158497949
Butthurt poorkid detected
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Where were you when the myth of MMR was dispelled once and for all?
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>>158499927
>only shows 2 games

hmm...
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>>158499927
what the fuck am i looking at
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>>158499927
You aren't wrong but you are still a raging faggot PSG
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>>158499757
meanwhile in the BTS studio
>zyori
>maut
>llama
>the fat cow whose name i forgot
>all those new shitters he probably doesn't even pay

it's so bad that i can only listen when it's TI and they bring cap, blitz, tobi and merlini
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>>158500012
only played 2 games so far

I guess i'm just gonna do 1/day so forced 50 doesn't kick in

>won with offlane
>won with pos5

I will next play carry, mid and roaming
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>>158500109
the most powerful poster on /d2g/
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>>158499314
HE'S TAKING OVER THE WHOLE DOTA 2 SCENE.
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>>158497732
>By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.
Finally
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>post yfw wagastack gets btfo from qualifiers
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>>158500109
I bought a 4k russian account for 20 dollars and despite the years-long narrative that i would "lose every game" etc, I have won both games played at 4.1k solo while having relatively good performances in each game. in the centaur game i was probably the best performing player in the game.

btw in the lich game i had a force staff completed and a point booster, but you know, terrorblade game.
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>this NoT vs PR ingame chat
wew lads i'm glad i don't get peruvians in my games now
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>>158500256
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>>158500147
remember when you said zyori was the worst and then they brought kotl?
remember when you said kotl was the worst and then they brought llama & anedroid?
you are doing the same again, you have no idea how those casters are
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>>158500367
REMINDER
MAUT
CAST
IN
THE
INTERNATIONAL
SIX
FINALS
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>>158499927
I thought you fucked off for good, why do you keep coming back?
You'll probably start getting dumpstered again when you wreck that account's behavior score because you always get assblasted every single game.
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>>158500256
>he plays TA.
Does he really think a competitive game works the same way as his usual pub games?

How many times must this man get stomped before he realize he can't play the same way he usual does in a pro game.
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>>158500367
kotlguy isn't bad just an emotionless robot who hopes to destroy the world one day.
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>>158500446
That's how I knew TI6 was a honeypot desu
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>>158500446
Reminder Slacks hosted the event in white sneakers
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>>158500513
>kotlguy isn't bad just an emotionless robot who hopes to destroy the world one day.
people that want to destroy the world are the "bads" in movies for a reason
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>>158499927
Countdown until Patrick Shitty's Ghost ruins his new boosted account?
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>>158499314
>No Patrick
SeemsGood Gracias Practic SeemsGood
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>>158500586
story of that picture? why is slacks sitting between mason and ppd?
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Get FUCKED wagashitter
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>>158500786
Even his Twitch chat is all against him.

Is there anyone that actually likes Waga nowadays, how can he still have so many viewers when he's so hated?
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>its a 'sing forgets he's not playing a pub' episode
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>>158500918
I watch in hopes that he kills himself on stream one day
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>>158500918
people like being mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE3j_RHkqJc
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DooWap NA saviors
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>>158500278

Where did you bought the account sempaitachi? I have always wanted to do so but I don't really know where to start.
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>>158499927
>Went from 14-6 to 1-3 in one game

It is going to be 0-20 in the next game
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Kaipi are doing it!
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TEAM SOLO MID DESTROYED BY ZEPHYR

LUL LEAGUE OF LEHESBIANS LUL

TEAM SOLO MID DESTROYED BY ZEPHYR
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did we ever find out who fucked waga's gf?
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Breaky seems already pretty good at casting dota. Wouldn't mind him becoming a thing
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>>158501161
you want a 4k account dude?
i can check my smurf maybe one is low enough
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>>158501369
breaky is the GOAT caster from hon.

no surprise that he will eventually be the GOAT caster in dota as well
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>>158498829
PL deserves all the shit he can get. Pussyass hero.
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BRACKET UPDATE

9 eu -> 8 eu
4 na -> 3 na
3 sa -> 1 sa
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why is wagas cheeks so pink
is he anime?
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Time for Zai stream
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>>158501680

Please do.
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>>158501850
gonna lose two more EU no matter what tho
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>Hidden queue
>Everyone is fucking retarded, but only my team
>Opponents draft sensibly, build right items and win lanes
>My team: 1-12 doom, carry abaddon, last pick random, buys gem when we have Mirana+ shadow blade hero and they have 0 stealth heroes
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>>158501940
loading in atm on the last i played on
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liquid is SO BAD NOW

i wonder what kuroky is telling his team after every failed series
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LMAO yuropoors crying about time zone issues while playing in a NA qualifier.

Whats next? That they need to que on Lux?
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WHO'S READY FOR A PREMIUM SERVING OF PURE NA SALT?
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>>158502227
They're only tactically bad. They will show their true power level when the qualifiers start
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>Kaipi throwing

Kaipi throwing

>Kaipi throwing

Kaipi throwing

>Kaipi throwing

Kaipi throwing

>Kaipi throwing

Kaipi throwing

>Kaipi throwing

Kaipi throwing

>Kaipi throwing

Kaipi throwing
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>>158502391
>I was only pretending to be retarded
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>Kaipi are actually going to lose this shit
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>>158501940
>>158502078
allright seems like it dropped to 3.978mmr only after some borrowing
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>TSM in Dota

What's going on? When did this happen?
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>dead game
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>>158502384
rtzW1 rtzW2
rtzW3 rtzW4

that's all
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>Not a single Tier 1 team managed to get to the final in the Boston opens.
>People still think the competitive circlejerk does not exist.
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>>158502391
>Play really good before TI
>Lose TI
>Play like shit before Major
>???
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>>158502419
>>158502469

kaipi already won a few minutes ago not sure how much lag you have, if you are watching blitz he's like 10 minutes behind
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>twitchcucks

Lmao just play u shitters
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Has Digital Chaos played a single game since TI or when are they going to play?

I'm curious to see how well they are playing at the moment.
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>>158502652
>tier 1 team
>playing open qualis in the first place
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>>158502532
not real TSM famalam
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>>158502532
You aren't this retarded, are you?
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>>158502719
>wut was ti6 na and yuropoor opens

tnc dota as well if u want to consider sea
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WHehn should i nout buy midas in ranked
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russia is finally annexing NA
get used to it fatties
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>Grant literally on suicide watch
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>dowop took out waga stack

god bless america
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>>158502510

Well that's great I dont know how you want to continue around this my mang. I'm all ears.
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>>158502831
this isnt the TI6 open qualifiers anon...
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>>158502831
>>158502652
are you mentally retarded?
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Blitz Grant Moon and Misery

get in here familia /blitzdota
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T I M A D O
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>>158503019
literally the most chill stream of 2k16 and I won't be able to catch all of it
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>Grant, Blitz and Misery stream
my penis is salivating
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>>158501850
BRACKET UPDATE, Ro16 over

9 eu -> 8 eu -> 5 eu
4 na -> 3 na -> 2 na
3 sa -> 1 sa -> 1 sa
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timado the great pride of NA dota

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJktcP3HmQo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nygZPeDTOX8
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D O O W O P
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>>158503205
>>158503336
God bless that little hero of NA (South)
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>>158503312
doing god's work anon
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>>158503312
Grant literally on suicide watch
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>>158502907
thing is im goin to sleep atm
if you want talk bout it add me on steam
id is worldwake, pic is sf holdin a flower
other profiles W same name is still me but unused
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>>158503270
who's that other guy in the ts
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>>158503597
motpax I believe
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>Not a single good streamer/caster right now.
>tfw
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>>158503684
>Not watching ourest guy tumblr nose gook
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what did Blitz ask Grant???
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>>158503684
breakycpk is casting doowop/brood
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>>158503684
pythian legume casting kaipi vs HQ
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>>158503790
breaky? He doesn't know shit about dota, does he have a cocaster?
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>>158503774
why they bully Grant? he's better than any of them at this
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>>158503990
not currently.

its open qualifiers, you dont need t1 casting
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>guy sounds retarded on blitz stream
>wondering who he's
>realize he's moonmierda
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Why doesn't anyone pick Abaddon anymore?
Not even these T3 teams are picking him.
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nice teams NA
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>>158504070
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>Elder titan
>Tidehunter
>KotL

it's over guys

kaipi lost

the dream is dead
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where's NA guys?
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>>158504221
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>>158504221
>Xin out of fucking nowhere
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I'm not feeling this Kaipi draft, Adelaide.
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>>158504505
they just need a strong adc for safelane
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>>158504189
souce?
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>>158504221
>doubting Samsung Mirana
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>>158504579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USiwjWRKguI
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>6.87: Damage Block now works for illusions
Why aren't you faggots building Vanguard on CK and other illusion heroes?
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>>158504717
NEVA EVA
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>ZEPHYR

>bone7
>sing
>33
>fluff

what the fuck did I miss?

What?
>>
>>158504717
All this time and this never stops being funny
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>>158504875
Zephyr stronk
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>>158504875
it's kaipi but they're memein
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this blitz stream is super comfy
>>
so moon was the NA vs EU instigator on d2g all along..
>>
>>158505065
Is that suppose to be funny in any way?
>>
>>158505261
memes
>>
>>158505261
bamboe used to be on Zephyr
>>
>kaipi
>>
>maelk, misery, moon, blitz watching Kaipi play

but

why
>>
>>158505331
>>158505339
Right I forgot Sing"I still like Reddit memes"sing is on the team.
That team is even more Reddit than Waga's stack.
>>
>>158505382
same reason you're watching maelk, misery, moon and blitz watching kaipi
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>>158505151
yup
>>
>KP losing to monkeys-fever's team

What the hell
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umm Kaipi fans?
>>
>>158505537
>>158505561
lol kaipi

monkeys is a fucking shitter tho so they'll probably win in the lategame
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>>158505537
I dunno if you're aware of this but kaipi are shit
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>>158505537
monkey fever more like monkey feces lMO
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>>158505151
Wish this would happen more often so I wouldn't listen to the regular cast
>>
Who the fuck is this potato sounding dude speaking about Sven's stack
>>
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>>158505935
EE
>>
Misery has nice attitude with regards to DOTA 2
>>
>>158501161
https://www.epicnpc.com/forums/73-DotA-2-Accounts

I used this guy

https://www.epicnpc.com/threads/669686-ALL-MMR-HERE-Lifetime-Warranty-1500-accounts-sold-verified-since-2014!

I got the account information in about 30 minutes, wasn't instant but i didn't start worrying or anything
>>
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When you have eblade on Morph do you just eblade adaptive strike or should you also use waveform?
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>>158506057
he's been through a lot of shit
>>
>kaipi
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>mememeander
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>>158506094
Or not..
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>NAdota pogchamp, EUdota brokeback
-Moonmeandher

do you think he is legitimately this excited or is this just a play?
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>>158506165
>A hero denied by his captain
Poetry.
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>Moon just shit talking EU
lmao
>>
>>158504773
I mean, it makes sense into Luna and that about it.
>>
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>MONKEYS-FEVER
HOW ARE YOU THAT FUCKING BAD

WHAT THE DOG FUCK
>>
>no timado picture to post
>>
>>158506324
all of the above
>>
lol monkeys
now he's gonna go on tilt
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>>158506357
>shittalking the people winning your own qualifiers
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>>158506567
never mind I'm dumb
>>
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>>158506567
>>
I hope DC doesn't become a trainwreck like OG or Team Liquid. They shuffled one player but still.
>>
>>158506129

Not the same anon but this might be useful thanks anon.
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>>158506748
there's no way i can root for THIS
GO zephyr!!
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>unhealable damage
>>
>>158506748
>>158506814
jej
>>
>misery 100% baffled why the players don't help each other in this game


lmao
>>
monkeys is a little faggot, its good to see him getting ruined, ban me from ur chat more dipshit
>>
>>158507048
>apparently think someone is a faggot and act hostile towards him
>still watching his stream

what the fuck
>>
>>158507146
SORRY AM I TOO "TOXIC" FOR YOU?
>>
>>158507146
>he doesn't watch envy to see him ridicule himself
>>
>this plug for dyson
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>Grant
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>everyone missing flights
>misery missed his flight even though he was at the gate
>>
Misery knows damn well that "danish" is "pastry from vienna" in danish
>>
>>158507364
>>158507405
You grant enablers should be killed
>>
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>>158503312
BRACKET UPDATE

9 eu -> 8 eu -> 5 eu -> 4 eu
4 na -> 3 na -> 2 na -> 1 na
3 sa -> 1 sa -> 1 sa -> 0 sa

waiting for kaipi vs hq to end
>>
>HQ is the only North American team left in North American qualifiers
Top fucking KEK
>>
do gush hits stack in armor reduction? they should
>>
HARD QUESTION YOU'RE NA'S ONLY HOPE
>>
>>158507752
and they are shit trash lul
They can't possibly win this with monkeys on their adc
>>
>Fear
How did he play so fucking badly in TI
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>>158507752
>>158507779
Losing to a team that got knocked out of the EU round of 32

NA should be fucking ashamed
>>
>Monkey-tard didn't have quelling blade

fucking lmao
>>
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>>158507749
DELET THIS
>>
>>158507980
>Losing to a team that got knocked out of the EU round of 32
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

NADOTARS EPLXINA YOUR
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umm guys, why are all the teams EU?
>>
WHO IS THIS DUDE WITH POTATO IN HIS MOUTH IN BLITZ STREAM

ITS NOT MOON IS IT?
>>
>>158508262
my neighbor
>>
>>158508262
grant
>>
>Misery still wants Terrorblade to buy Quelling Blade

lel this Terrorblade player getting told
>>
Hey guys, how many NA teams are left in the open qualifiers? :v) :V) :^)
>>
Ritsu and yawar could've saved NA but they went to school instead
>>
>>158508485
school is the present day hitler
>>
>>158508485
>e] [Auto] 1 new postHASHAHASHAHAHAHAHaHASHASHASH
>>
>Octarine Core Mirana
Why?
It doesn't effect her aghs at a ll.
>>
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>>158508485
>>
HOW CAN

TERRORBLADE HAVE ONLY 13K NW

AT 42 MINUTES
>>
>>158508485
>Yawar
>Ritsu
>NA
Yawar's a Paki and I'm 99% sure Ritsu isn't American.
>>
for those watching Blitz stream (6 minutes behind): kaipi just threw the game and got megacreeped gg coming out any second now
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https://youtu.be/750rCqFaVbE?t=50
>>
lmafo kaipi
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What the fuck just happened
>>
>>158508735
monkeys forever is the sorta faggot who plays on EU because he can't handle the NA bants
dumb ass liberal beta male that chokes & is shit
>>
>BONE7
HAHAHHAAHHA FUCKING GYPSY FUCK

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS HAPPENING HERE
>>
lmfaoooooooooooo Kaipai
>>
>>158508706
>Ritsu.png
>Not EternalEnvy.png
anon
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>this game
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>kaipi
>>
>Kai "Zephyr" pi
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>Kaipi
wa tare you niggers doing
>>
>KAIPI THREW THIS

HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THEY LOST
>KAIPI THREW THIS

HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THEY LOST
>KAIPI THREW THIS

HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THEY LOST
>>
>yuropeon dota
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>you think bone is having fun?
>>
>have test tomorrow
>watching kaipi instead of reading
its worth tho
>>
>grant getting salty about the NA teams getting stomped
I agree the yuros should stay out of NA but watching his life crumble is funny desu
>>
>SVEN HOLDING
>TREADS OVER DOMINATOR

HAHAHAHAH

FUCKING BONE7
>>
WHY DOESN'T THE SVEN SELL HIS FUCKING TREADS ALREADY

WHAT IS THIS SHIT
>>
>>158509283

why? by your logic africa should get a qualifier too

america has much fewer teams but the same slots, it's fair to have anyone participate or give america less slots than europe and china
>>
Just woke up
how is kaipi doing
>>
>>158509283
>implying NA teams fall for honeypot lans
>>
>>158509630
playing right now vs the last NA hope :^)
>>
this fucking nigger got BFLY AND MOONSHARD
>>
Kaipi are SO FUCKING BAD
>>
>Bone7
Terrible player.
>>
I feel bad for the coon

he doesn't deserve this
>>
>>158509630
EXTREMELY BADLY

FUCKING BONE IS TRIGGERING ME
>>
KAIPI USED ALL BUYBACKS

BONE7 GOT RAPIER

MAXIMUM TENSION HOLY SHIT WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN

KAIPI USED ALL BUYBACKS

BONE7 GOT RAPIER

MAXIMUM TENSION HOLY SHIT WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN

KAIPI USED ALL BUYBACKS

BONE7 GOT RAPIER

MAXIMUM TENSION HOLY SHIT WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN

KAIPI USED ALL BUYBACKS

BONE7 GOT RAPIER

MAXIMUM TENSION HOLY SHIT WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN

KAIPI USED ALL BUYBACKS

BONE7 GOT RAPIER

MAXIMUM TENSION HOLY SHIT WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN

KAIPI USED ALL BUYBACKS

BONE7 GOT RAPIER

MAXIMUM TENSION HOLY SHIT WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN

KAIPI USED ALL BUYBACKS

BONE7 GOT RAPIER

MAXIMUM TENSION HOLY SHIT WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN

KAIPI USED ALL BUYBACKS

BONE7 GOT RAPIER

MAXIMUM TENSION HOLY SHIT WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN

KAIPI USED ALL BUYBACKS

BONE7 GOT RAPIER

MAXIMUM TENSION HOLY SHIT WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN
>>
SINGU((((
>>
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Just woke up dude here

Kaipi fucking lost

>Sven mirana
>Vs lategame storm TB Ember SD
>>
>>158509775

61:45

HQ USED ALL BUYBACKS

KAIPI GOING ALL IN

HQ USED ALL BUYBACKS

KAIPI GOING ALL IN

HQ USED ALL BUYBACKS

KAIPI GOING ALL IN

HQ USED ALL BUYBACKS

KAIPI GOING ALL IN
>>
Both of these teams will be slaughtered by any real team
>>
>>158509885
uh
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Kaipi are doing it!
>>
Kaipi got lucky

There's no way they'll win the whole thing
>>
>>158509905

KAIPI WON

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GRANDGRANT ON SUICIDE WATCH

ALL NA TEAMS OUT

KAIPI WON

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GRANDGRANT ON SUICIDE WATCH

ALL NA TEAMS OUT

KAIPI WON

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GRANDGRANT ON SUICIDE WATCH

ALL NA TEAMS OUT

WE FUCKING DID IT ADELAIDE <3
>>
>>158509929
right now it's a matter of national pride
>>
OOO MY GOD THEY FAKKED IT AP

.t maelj
>>
NA DOT ALMAOOOOO
>>
WHY THE FUCK DID THE TB GO HIT THE SVEN WHO HAD SATANIC AND BFLY
>>
LOL

LAST NA TEAM IS OUT

I REPEAT

LAST NA TEAM IS OUT
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Wait HQ has terroblade, ember and storm how the fuck did they lane that?
>>
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UPDATED BRACKETS

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ALL EU TEAMS

THAT'S ALL FROM ME

GOOD NIGHT SEE YOU TOMORROW
>>
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Hey!
>>
>this is the state of na dota
>>
FUCK

YES
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Bone7 tried his best to throw this game but NA threw harder
>>
Will Blitz stream more games with these guys
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LUL NA DOTA LUL
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Grant is going to kill himself
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GET FUCKED NA SHITLORDS

GET FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!

EU OWNS THIS SHIT
>>
>4 EU teams left

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>
>ember has skadi
>not TB
what a clown show
lul
>>
>>158509885
>ember
>give me all the farm man
>winning
>>
uhm na??
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>GRANT ON SUICIDE WATCH
LMAOOOOOOO
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>>158510151
I actually like monkeys
Fuck singsing
>>
Bet Valve is going 'we fucked up' at their office RN
>>
>>158510226
>Ember doesnt have mkb vs bfly
>>
>>158510135
aggro tri TB and 1v1 Ember against Tide. It shouldn't have been close, the two farm vacuum team was wayyyy ahead but sucks balls so all this shit happened
>>
if NA doesnt win this major its all over
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A NATION OF KEKOLDS
>>
>>158510286
because the retarded TB was played by a shit player and he maxed his fucking quas first
>>
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>>158510280
based Valve killing an entire region
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>grandgrant mad as fuck shittalking kaipi
>someone mentions fluff'n stuff
>OKAY WE ARE BACK GO GO KAIPI
>>
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>American Terrorblade players go against a God Strength+Satanic Rapier Daedalus Sven
>>
Can't wait for NP and CoL to shit all over these tier 5 EU teams
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Would you dare?
>>
>>158510286
>1v1
wasn't it WD + Ember vs Tide because the trilane instantly crashed with no survivors?
>>
>>158510439
NA OPEN QUAL TEAMS LOST TO AN EUROPEAN TEAM THAT GOT KICKED OUT IN RO32

H
AHAHAHAH
>>
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>>158510452
maybe
>>
Anyone else get a boner watching grant being suicidal?
>>
>>158510483
oh yeah shit that's right
>>
>>158510426
2 hits
>>
>>158510543
right there
>>
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>>158510452
STOP IT
>>
>>158510539
>bo1

even t1 teams lose in bo1s
>>
>>158510452
>>158510542
https://my.mixtape.moe/flzqmo.mp3
>>
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>>158510452
>>158510542

>get both lina and rylai one lying on top of the other
>alternate one thrust into each sister
>>
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>>158510452
would you ?
>>
What realistically could be done to avoid this kind of stuff from happening in the future?

>If a team signs up for the open qualies in a certain region, they can only play in tournaments in that region
or
>You can't sign up for regional qualifiers if all of your team's members aren't in that region
>>
>>158510705
how does my mother vagina turn white dicks brown?
>>
>>158510752
It's fair as it is if the teams with vastly lower pings can't win they don't deserve to play
>>
>>158510752
should be based on ethnicity & race not on region
>>
>>158510752
all us games are played on US West

there I fixed it
>>
>>158510758
your mother is a dude who calls himself a woman and you get the rest
>>
>>158510752
nothing should be done.

eu teams play with a ping and time zone disadvantage.

region should only apply to server selection. the whole /int/ eu vs na vs china shit needs to end if dota wants to continue
>>
half the casters have stopped casting now NA is out of NA for fucks sake
>>
>>158510752
give a logical amount of spots to each region
aka way more spots for europe, way less for NA
>>
>>158510880
so i came out of a dudes vagina?
>>
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>Na Dota was literally raped in front of everybody in the first open
>in the second one the corpse got gangbanged
will NA ever recover?
>>
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>>158510752
But thats bad for business

what if a popular team doesnt get in?
>>
Why is NADota so bad yet so popular?
>>
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>>158510865
>free slots for china
nice try godz
>>
>>158510650
>freeze-thaw action causes your dick to crack
>>
>>158511037
eg will wreck everyone anyway, you know its true you faggot
>>
>>158511098
no double elimination in boston, rip the EG dream my man
>>
>>158511050
why is EUdota so bad at lan, yet so popular?
>>
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Would you have sex with skeletons?
>>
>ppd salty tweet coming soon
>grant holding back tears
>NAdotards questioning why their teams lost despite having a ping advantage
wew
lad
>>
>>158511050
>nadota is popular
200 teams vs 800 in europe
>>
>no more than six months ago Elder Titan was widely recognized as the worst hero in the entire game
>now he's in every game
how could you be so wrong?
>>
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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
>>
moonduck now? or nah?
>>
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Why is sniper suddenly being picked? Has he even got any buffs recently?
>>
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>>158511178
>bad at lan
lmao
>>
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what the fucj is sthis garbage
>>
>>158510752
first one probs
would lead to hilarious situations of EU teams actually completely ditching EU qualifiers and go NA, except now all the top EU teams did it and only the bad ones left in EU are claiming free qualifier slots
>>
>>158510259
who is grant and why should i give a shit about him
>>
>>158511414
>giving hiroshimoot ad-revenue
>>
>>158510752
The better team deserves to win - always.
If an NA team can't win against an EU team that has pings of 160, when they themselves have pings less than 40, they deserve the loss and the EU team deserves to win.

It's that simple.
>>
>>158511414
advertising you dummy
>>
>>158511354
>DC is EU

by that logic NA won with Secret
>>
>>158511414
I'm guessing samsung
>>
>>158510887
every good comltetitive avtivity is about nationality and hometown pride faggot
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>>158511414
>phoneposters
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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
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>>158511520
NA secret didn't win shit newfriend, it was weeha+misery secret that won
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Why is Zai listening to a bunch of punk?
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>>158511456
white trash walmart employee

you shoudln't
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>>158511414
>this is the average gulagite in 2016
>>
This game doesn't need more region locking, it's dead as it is. NA region is smaller, just suck it up and make better open qualifier teams next time.

How it is now will actually ensure that we get the best possible Dota at the major. Less direct invites would be nice though, no reason to invite shit teams to fill some slots imo
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>>158511315
In pubs: xXxXx360n0sc0peXxXxX 0-20 feed
In pro games: trolling to encourage the former
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>>158511315
apparently lanes well against OD
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>>158511591
Because he likes it
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>>158511568
>his "EU" teams needed NA bulls to win
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>>158511608
only the sea invites were bad you emeing fuck
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>>158511456
The walmart-wonder whose relevance stems from the amount of NA dick he's sucked
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>>158511538
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>>158511697
I don't think you know how to read. Those "NA bulls" didn't win.
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the problem with NA is that its too racially mixed
so you have all these NA teams that form, get taken over by non-whites, who kick the whites out, then suck ass

Just another consequence of diversity really. If NA was all white they would have a dozen top tier teams
>>
Is our boy Singsong still in the tournament
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>>158511826
no its you that doesnt understand that the only EU team to do well at a major was liquid.
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Why does having more tier 3 chaff justify EU getting more slots at Valve events?
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CARRY ABADDON FOR PR
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Who gives a shit how many EU teams in the open qualifiers?
They all won't make it two feet past the door in regionals anyway.
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>>158511864
yyyyep
he personally even kinda deserves to be
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>>158511928
NA gets less than every region, just because it's a lot smaller region.
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>>158511906
All I see is that your mental gymnastics are garbo.
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>>158511928
EU also has way more t2 chaff
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>>158511928
what are you retarded? you want worse NA chaff just to make a fucking point?
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I have 40 ping in elements vs broodmothers game. Are they really playing on EU servers in NA qualifiers? fucking LMAO, amerifats get your shit together this is embarasing
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>>158511928

Because EU historically has performed better on Valve events and AM worst. See >>158511354
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>>158512041
Im surprised you dont also try and claim EG's ti victory as EU since Sumail is from the middle east.

its the same bullshit logic you use with secret og and dc
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>>158511975
NA regionals aren't exactly top tier
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>>158511538
So I have to root for the noskill retards I happen to live closer to?
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>EU shit talking
>EG is going to win the major anyway

LOL enjoy your top 8-16 placing
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>>158512108
why would 2 EU teams play on NA? lol
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>>158512156
You don't think OG was EU?
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>EU regionals start tomorrow
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>>158512231
they only had 2 members actually from European countries.
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>>158512167
>3 literal whos
lmao
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>>158512156
More american players = american team
More european platyers = european team

It's not that difficult.
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>>158512296
They played in the EU region, just like DC is NA because they are based in NA
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>>158512328
>team freedom
>whos
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>>158512156
DC had literally one NA and he was shit
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>Moon talking shit about EU
Isn't Moon EU himself?
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Quick, post Abaddon.
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>>158512254
>esport is finally happening
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>>158512405
wait they photoshopped ixmike face on all of them right..?
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>>158512426
>>
>5.3k teammate picks pl to counter omni
>has 2.5 items at 52 minutes
classic low 5k dota
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>>158512537
>He's a SEAcunt
Same thing.
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>>158512491
Why haven't you killed yourself yet, Umaru shitter
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>>158512405
they're all literal whos except ixmike
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>>158512426
Don't shit on Moon please he's one of us
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>>158512465
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>>158512704
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>>158512364
then how did EU place second at TI 2016
>>158511354
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Why is this thread so fucking dead?
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>Ad finem
>alliance
>escape
>liquid
>navi
>secret
>vega
>VP
>F5
>imperial

all fighting for 2 spots

meanwhile in NA

>CoL
>NP
>FDL
>kingao+4
>infamous
>freedom
>prodotag
>TBD

fighting for 2 spots as well
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>>158512985
NADota is the lifeblood of /d2g/
No more NADota, no more /d2g/.

You think anybody actually gives a remote fuck about whatever happens in EU games?
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>>158512409
he was exposed vs wings. everyone was.

but saying that moo wasnt an integral part of them placing 2nd is asinine
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>>158513048
Kaipi is strong!!
>>
>NA competing with EU when it has 5% of the player base as opposed to EU's 30%
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>>158513086
Well looking at >>158513048
I think a lot of people will be considering EU DOTA, dude.
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>>158513086
you're deluded m8
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>>158513048
>NA holding back dota
Do they have no shame?
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>>158513157
America is 100 times larger than Estonia yet Puppey won a TI first
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>>158513157
>made by company based in the US
>no US players

Why is this?
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>>158513117
>defending NA Shiki
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>>158513157
competing so hard that not a single NA team qualify
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>>158512983

The team played in the american region, so americans can say a team from americas won.

The players are 4x european, so europeans can say an european team won.

The organization itself matters very little, pretty much everybody in dota follows players not organizations
Alliance and Liquid are american organizations but nobody gives a shit
Fnatic is an european organization but nobody gives a shit, etc.
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>>158513387
liquid is actually dutch
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When will the patch notes drop?
Sick of this NA vs EU shit hapening every day
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>>158513571
the week of december 12th friendo
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>>158513347
implying a team with cwm on it or one of 4 eastern european memestacks is beating np, fdl or col
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>>158513262
>>158513273
>>158513347
You're right, you won. EU deserves more spots because how the fuck are they going to make an impact otherwise?
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>>158513571
It should be released in never.
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>>158513564
ah, sorry
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>RTZ will win a Valve event in your lifetime
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>>158513724
It's not TI anymore and 90% of the teams aren't the same except the fuckin winners lul who knows what will happen at the major
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How r u guys enjoying the new patch :)?
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NA AND EU PLS STOP SHIT FLINGING AT EACH OTHER, WE NEED TO BAND TOGETHER AND DEFEAT THE RED MENACE WINGS GAMING.
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>>158513724
EU
>2nd place
NA
>3rd place

are you trying to disprove yourself?
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>>158513674
no, simply implying those EU memestacks destroyed all opposition in the North American open qualifiers
although i'd cry of laughter if NP got BTFO by one of those memestacks
>>
can Bone not throw for one fucking second
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>>158513890
>invited to the NA qualifiers
>qualified through the NA qualifiers
According to valve that is an NA team
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>>158513886
Imblying anyone can beat China aside from china
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>>158513998
not really, it's a team that plays in the american region which is not the same as "an NA team".
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>>158513886
impossible

>>158513890
are we really trying to start this meme again

>>158513935
the difference between those memestacks and the people they played in the opens is that the only actual team i know of that competed is not today, all of the others were stacks like timados and ryuuboruuzs; if mason or ritsu had a stack in there id take the euros that did pass through more seriously
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>>158513890
>owned by NA
>living in NA
>bootcamping in NA
>scrimming in NA
>playing pubs in NA
>qualifying in NA


Yuros are so delusional holy fuck. Whatever makes you sleep at night.
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*phases behind u*
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>>158514108
and yet the only part that matters
>players from EU
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>>158513890
?
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>>158511723
>>158511456
>>158511596
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>>158513664
you mean week of december 31st
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>>158514098
so here we are back to NA having 0 competition
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I remember when /d2g/ was the west vs. china, those were better days
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>you now remember circa NaVi era where every single NA team sucks and we don't get this much region shitposting
>>
An Fnatic is a British team by that logic.

Doesn't work like that.
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>>158514218
I guess zai and cr1t are EU then, delusional yurocuck.
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>>158514298
na has three t2 teams competing for relevance and two t1 teams, other than that theres not a lot of relevant competition

>>158514372
the logic is that dc bootcamped in north america, played in the north american qualifiers, and scrimmed north american teams
fnatic never bootcamped in britain
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>>158514314
>2011-2013
>/int/ not an underage redditor meme board

>2014+
>/int/ an underage redditor meme board

This is why.
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>>158514218
And they moved to NA, like most other Americans.
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SingSing is doing it!
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>>158514490
Haven't you in a while, Roma poster.
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>>158514410
Of course they (those 2 players) are you retard. If you are talking about the team it isn't, there are more na players.

>>158514451
>the logic is that dc bootcamped in north america
that's why they are an european team that played in america, which is very different
>>
Time to watch comfy Waga stream
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>>158514451
better train that damage control because EG is now
>1 paki
>1 canadian
>1 swede
>1 dane
>1 "american"
>>
>moonmeander calling out women for faking rape
wew
>>
>europeans are unable to comprehend the idea of the great melting pot of america

this is why muslims rule your country
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>>158514638
very few teams are pure any more though, aside from the chinese.

the game is international.
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>>158514609
theyre a team formed in north america that plays in the north american region, which means that they are north american
if they were founded in europe and played in europe they would be european

>>158514638
eg is a north american team for all factors stated above
canada is in north america, as is wisconsin (where universe is from)
eg bootcamps in the bay area
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>>158514638
anon America is a nation of immigrants
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>>158514609
>actually saying that zai and cr1t are EU

Fucking CHRIST you are literally clueless and probably a post-ti3 babby.
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>>158514592
Been busy, technically still am but I had to make time for Kaipi.
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>>158514816
>that plays in the north american region, which means they play in the north american region period

everything further is mental gymnastics from your part
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Post your face when NA can't even win their own Qualifiers.
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>DC has 5 NA players on it
>it never wins anything

>DC has 4 EU players on it
>it comes second at TI

Really frazzlin' the old fron here
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>>158514932
>>that plays in the north american region, which means they play in the north american region period
what
thats not even what i wrote
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>>158514908
No, I'm not. Playing a shitty inhouse league doesn't change your nationality. You need to go a step further like RTZ or Sumail for that.
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>>158515036
Pretty much this, dudester.
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>>158515060
Sorry. I didn't know you were retarded, my bad.
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>>158514786
>>158514889
this is just sad
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>pick abadon
>destroy 6 towers towers and get rosh by 18 minutes
umm
doturds?
>>
imagine where NAdota would be if more than like two people on its leaderboard played support more than once a year (as a joke)
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>>158514889
a nation is a people

a buncha fking immigrants are not a people

America was founded as a white ethno-state.

>>158514786
yea aside from the best region...
even the best EU teams are all slav or swedes or central europeans
these mongrel teams are always doomed to failure
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>>158515037
>Old DC had Moo, the American burden
>>
how is it even possible to win when the enemy picks 5 lategame cores

protip your team will feed in lane and it is impossible to end in 20 minutes
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>>158515254
>America was founded as a white ethno-state.
/pol/ come on will you ever not be a joke
>>
>>158515212
>has nothing to say
>youre retarded xd
as expected

>>158515247
every region needs more stan kings
>>
>>158515254
>America was founded as a white ethno-state.

that is not true and is also the most fedora shit i've heard in months

back to rebbit with you
>>
>>158515298
first immigration law passed was to limit citizenship to WHITES only

>>158515360
you're cuck bullshit is a post ww2 fantasy
This race neutral horseshit is killing civilization on this earth
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>>158514889
>>
>>158515247
the na mentality is literal cancer
you can see it in this general too
>>
>>158515254
>America was founded as a white ethno-state.
but brits aren't white
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>Calibrate at 3.6 when dota first comes out, brand new to the game, drop to 2.6 over time from tilting, learning the game, and feeding intentionally like a faggot
>learn how to play, don't act like a faggot
>climb back to 3.2
2.6 players have 2-3000 hours in the game. I get to 3.2, every game has duo queuers and 2/5 out of the players have less than 500 hours.

3k is literally a fucking wall impossible to get out of, every fucking game i've lost in the past FOUR days has had a duo queue team
EVERY-SINGLE-ONE
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>it's a "/polfaggots" keep going when the subject is closed" thread
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>>158515473
hours played has nothing to do with skill
>>
>>158515254
>implying anglos are white
>>
WHY THE FUCK ARE QUESTS EVEN ALLOWED IN RANKED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EVERY FUCKIGN GAME SOME FUCKING RETARD PICKING RAZOR OR SOME WHIT AND JUST FEEDING

EVERY SINGLE GAME RUINED BY QUESTS

FUCK YOU VALVE

REMOVE QUESTS AND RANDOMING FROM RANKED
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>>158515516
the damage control never ends
>>
>>158515438
What the fuck are you smoking.

How often are the people who post this psychotic shit actually old enough to browse this website
>>
>>158515516
is this your boyfriend (female)?
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>>158515540
ITS A FREE GAME

STOP BEING SO ENTITLED

WHY DO YOU HATE PEOPLE HAVING FUN

MAYBE THIS GAMEI SNT FOR YOU

ITS A BETA
>>
>>158515589
Rarely. /pol/ is the new /b/. There's a new truckload of teens hopping over from youtube every day.

I really wonder if we'll be hearing about suicides when Shillary wins. Some of these kids are just way fucking gone.
>>
>>158515516
Why is a man crying over a picture? That's a thing girls do.
>>
>>158515473
>Getting mad at a made up number that valve gives you so you'll tilt yourself and keep playing till you win

I've got 2900 hours in this game with zero ranked played and I still enjoy it. You should try realizing everything outside a strict 5 stack vs 5 stack is like 75% luck 25% game skill/knowledge. Lots of games where people like RTZ just can't carry the burden of shitters regardless of how hard they try.

Dota 2 is a team game. Anything less than a team (5 stack vs 5 stack) is just a matter of which team is worse not who's better.
>>
>>158515741
I dunno. Dude looks like a cakeboy to me so it makes sense.
>>
>>158515820
Where do you live where the boys have asses like that
>>
>>158515729
they're actually migrating from reddit, /pol/ has their own subreddit there that encourages cross posting a lot
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>>158515878
L.A. desu
>>
>>158515540
kys nigga
>>
>>158515906
It's more like they have several. There's the Trump board and then there's the half-dozen boards about niggers, the two-dozen boards where people just sit around circlebitching about SJWs, etc. And yeah, almost all of them use /pol/speak and openly admit to browsing the board too. The cross-pollination is out of this world. /pol/ IS reddit.
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>>158515729
been here since the beginning of this site faggot, myb ur the new one

100 years from now there won't be a USA or Europe due to this mass immigration & mass cuckoldry thinking.
But that's just sooo progressive, isn't it....
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>>158516023
But when you make a /pol/tard mad they tell you to go to reddit!
>>
>/d2g/ is reddit
>/pol/ is reddit
>/d2g/ hates /pol/
???
>>
>>158516039
>been here since the beginning of this site faggot, myb ur the new one
Who was op number 2 in #4chan on rizon in 2006.

Fucking try me, wannabe.
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>>158516137
>activity advertising another site

the proof is in the pudding
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>>158516023
just like /v/, /tv/, /co/, etc
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>>158516157
/pol/ posting is at the very heart of /vg/ & /d2g/

>>158516196
who the fuck went to #4chan lol, all I remember is alternate.
>>
>50min game
>under 40 kills
>"NA" team just sends illusions to rat, nothing else.
So this is the power of NA Dota.
>>
>>158516196
my neighbor
>>
>>158515540
Quests actually highers the win chance if you are to poor for a Compendium you shitskin. People with quest on the enemy Team=5, game ruiners on yours=4, but if you Play like shit with your bought Account ofc. you loose. Thirdie.
>>
>tfw no friends who play dotes
>>
>>158516287
What a fucking surprise, you're full of shit.
>>
>>158516394
>tfw only dota friend just plays rocket league now
>>
>>158516394
>tfw all my friends stopped playing Dota and only plays Blizzardshit now.
>>
>>158516407
the only point of #4chan is to go ask to be unbanned from shit
>>
>>158516240
>/tv/ and /v/ are progressive
EleGiggle
>>
>>158516479
atleast rocket league is fun
>>
>>158516309
ratting is european speciality, NA only farms, never pushes
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>>158515279
>Literally forcing teams to ban Timber dispite the fack the Hero not being that good.
>Burden
>>
>>158516572
have you tried posting on /tv/ recently mate
>>
>>158516615
wow I guess by that logic aui_2000 must be twice as good as Moo because seadick had to ban techies AND naga against him.
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>sounds of Sajadene gagging on cock leaking on the cast
lewd
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this fucking eu vs na shitshow
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>>158516809
_ ___ __ ____ ___ ____ ________
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>>158516709
Yes
>>>/tv/75723207
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>>158516905
The guy on the Left is EU while the midget proposing is NA.
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Kaipi actually lost this game.
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>eblade doubleheart centaur vs badnaga the chemist

I enjoy more these teams that those boring tier 1 teams
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2 hearts lmlao
2 hearts!!
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>>158517101
it fits
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>>158516771
They were useful for the time. This qualifier is time for Moo to poof that he isn't Aui 2.0
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>net gain of 25 mmr in one week
guess i'm exactly where i'm supposed to be
>>
Why doesn't the sniper buy a rapier and moonshard?
>>
>>158517101
I'm the qt
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>>158517415
>to poof
<meepo joke here>
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>>158514889
raelly makes u think..
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>>158517476
doesn't have the shekels or even access to the shop
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Hello

1. Is Doom good yet?
2. What do I build on Juggernaut?
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>smashing enemy team
>go to take t3
>can't because LMAO HIGHGROUND!1!!!!
>30 minutes pass and finally one of their stupider carries comes down and gets stomped on
>we take that as the cue to start hitting the t3's
love not being able to end and just wasting time
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>>158517369
>>158517101
>>
>>158517762
1. No

2. Whatever the fuck you want.
>>
>>158517651
woah....
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>tryharding in unranked

y/n?
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incoming 3 hour sniper defense game
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>>158517453
>net gain of 1 (one) mmr this week

same desu
>>
>>158518003
>The only way "NA" can win is by cheesing and ratting the hell out of a game.
Really makes your neutrons orbit.
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>>158518029
pic related me if i was u
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>>158518003
lmao they threw the game
>>
>PR
Not only is PR completely batshit fucking awful, but the fact it took Kaipi 70 minutes to win

w e w
>>
>>158517982
fuck no. you random and grab an iron talon to jungle on whatever hero you got.
>>
>>158518003
>this actually won't end
god i hope envy dies a very painful death
>>
KAIPI WON
>KAIPI WON

KAIPI WON
>KAIPI WON
KAIPI WON
>KAIPI WON
KAIPI WON
>KAIPI WON
KAIPI WON
>KAIPI WON

>>158518121
>na
? all na teams are out already
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Kaipi are doing it
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>>158518175

Reminder this is a BO3.

PR can come back in another 2 games.
>>
abaddon is a fucking shite hero
>be abaddon
>have ability to turn the damage you've been dealt with to HP
>doesn't have a skill to make them force to attack you
>>
who's a good roaming support to spam

ogre? mirana? pudge?

i've been playing riki and bh but they don't feel very consistent; if i don't get kills or couriers my hero becomes useless
>>
> TOP 4 NA is 3 EU WEEEW

W
E
W
>>
>>158518358
top4 na is 4 eu actually
>>
>>158518349
yes
yes
yes
kunkka
>>
>>158518358
actually all 4 are NA
>>
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hello?
>>
Why is the build menu always fucking broken? Why can't I EVER pick a build to view in-game?
>>
>>158518338
> make his curse of whatever force 1st hit target to hit abbadon for 1.5 seconds on a 15 second cooldown

andddddddddd hes op
>>
>>158518492
oooh best of ones
incoming cheese
>>
>lose
>nothing went particularly wrong I just played kind of mediocre

the worst feeling
>>
>>158518492
>double elimination

oh shit EG asked valve to change that
>>
>>158518650
why would it matter EG was directly invited
>>
>people care about who wins the open qualis

but why?
>>
>>158518586
A best of 3 round robin and we'd be here for a month
>>
>>158518689
oh my bad I thought it was the major itself not the regionals
>>
>Memememeander defending porn
Based fucking moon.
>>
When will this double elimination meme ends?

You don't need to play 10 million games to decide the winner dotards
>>
Just like when Europeans came hundreds of years ago and encroached on the Indians' land, they have come once again to take our qualifier spots.
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>>158518338
>draft SUPPORT Abaddon
>lose game

EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>Moon: Do you like getting cucked?
>Sunsfan: Yeah I love it
the memes were real
>>
>>158518936
yep, cleanly conquered from backward savages
>>
>>158518961
w-what if you're 6'0?
>>
>>158518949
how comes you are behaving slightly more like a normal person now? did you get some medication for your autism?
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Looking forward to the EU coverage desu
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>>158519137
This place is fucking DEAD, dudenstein.

I literally don't give a shit anymore.
>>
KAIPI VS PR STARTING RIGHT NOW LADS
>>
>>158519347
you just missed a 70 minutes game
>>
>>158519347
I wish I could watch it from between llama's tatas while she casts
>>
I play kunkka cuz he's a Manlet like me
>>
>>158519401
no i didn't?
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>tfw your teammate disconnects at the start and you level stats on his hero.
>>
>>158519484
What's it like?
>>
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>>158519546
Fucking retard.
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>>158519546
>sabotaging your own team
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>>158519546
until someone loses a friend and it isn't funny anymore
>>
>bone jug
oh boy i can't wait to see him go X/X/X+Y like last game
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>>158519594
not him but it sucks. My Dad is 6'3, my brother is 6'2 and I'm 5'9

>Can't be born rich
>Can't be born tall
>Can't be born a girl

Literally zero for everything thanks mom
>>
>>158519896
>blames women for everything
hello pol
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Where this gets tricky is that even an invited to the regional quals EU team could decide they have a better shot playing NA open instead, considering there's likely a gap between both regionals as well.
>>
>>158519896
fuck your dad to get revenge on your mom
>>
>play co-op bot match
>its all bots on my team too
well time to go shit in someones unranked game
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>ooooo le spooky

Why do americans think the rest of the world gives a shit about their corporate holidays, makes the coverage look like a clown fiesta
>>
>>158520807
Who's the person on the left?
>>
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>>158520886
cheap
>>
>>158520886
louminoush

i was going to say you'd be glad you don't know him, but he's actually better than all the """new blood""" LD """"hired"""
>>
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>>158520807
>Not liking Halloween

Reeces for the white kids, Mints for the natives and chinks.
>>
>>158520807
I don't know, at least Halloween is a fun concept, unlike most other festivities that have too much religious/nationalistic weight.
I'm okay with bts trying to make it more interesting.

>>158520886
lumi
>>
>pick onmi because someone said it is free wins
>kunkka loses mid to pudge (?????)
>offlaner goes 0-8 in 10 mintes then starts waling down mid feeding, honestly cant tell if it is intentional
>peruvian LC jungler

so how the FUCK is this hero supposed to be good again?
>>
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>>158521094
>too much religious/nationalistic weight
>>
>>158518349
chaos knight
>>
>>158520268
>lelliance get knocked out in an AM open BO1

im not sure my sides could take it
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>>158521059
someone post the pasta. you know the one.
>>
>>158521349
It's kinda sad that a lot of post TI4 rtzbabbs have no idea about any of the casters that pasta refers to
>>
singshit
>>
Beyondthesummit. Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".
>>
>try to dodge all the big mean EU teams
>they follow you to NA qualis
poor singsing ;_;
>>
>>158521105
omni is an offlaner not supportcuck
>>
>5-3 15 minutes in

why are they playing the dota qualifiers in LoL?
>>
>>158511315
literally every patch for the past 2 years have been sniper buffs. They're small as shit, like faster turnrate and slightly lower cooldowns, but they're starting to add up.
>>
that chrono tho
>>
>>158521669
literally that's how icefrog works most of the time

>little buffs to a lot of heroes
>big nerfs to a few heroes when they eventually become top pick/bans
>>
wow these european open qualifier teams are playing like shit.... can't wait for the american open qualifier to start 4Head
>>
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>>158522027
anri okita
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Which one of them would you guys play DOTA with?

I'd take the fat one, I'd have great synergy dual lanning with her.
>>
>>158522027
AIKA is pure heaven. She's a gyaru but her succ is like Enigma's blackhole on 5 heroes.
>>
>>158522185
gimmie the jav number mate
>>
>>158520807
halloween is cool.
>>
>>158522027
ai desu
not that i can tell if she's even on the picture as all rook same
>>
>keep farting huge farts
>they don't smell whatsoever

i've never felt so let down
>>
>>158522185
still dont have the sauce
>>
>>158522217
shit post.
>>
>>158522217
great post
>>
>>158522217
post
>>
>>158522217
good post
>>
>>158522027
tanned one or gold wig on the right

they are the ones that look less gook, which is ironic because the one with the golden wig looks like an anime. the other ones are just generic asian sluts
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>>158522217
>>
>>158522027
>that dog-ugly one at 5 oclock
>>
>>158522185
DVDES-813
>>
>>158522768
The golden wig one is Anri Okita.
>>
>>158522217
just a reminder that this iteration of IG shamed themselves for an invite to The Summit 3/4
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Threadly reminder that MMR means nothing and the RMM system is completely broken.
>>
BAMBOE DOTO
>>
god fluff is so fucking bad,how him and bulba can still be pros...fucking connections man
>>
>>158522941
>they are actually jav actresses

lewd, I thought they were kpop shits or something
>>
>>158522768
kek you don't like top left?
>>
>>158523006
all for 9.5k dollary doos
>>
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>>158522027
Kurea Hasumi
>>
>>158523151
not ugly, but her face looks like a creepy little girl
>>
>>158523064
>has shit behavior score on main account
>loses games left and right
>buys account with better behavior score
>OMG IM WINNING NOW MMR MUST BE BROKEN!!!111
>>
>>158523085
bone is the worst one here
>that literal afking while his whole team is fighting
>>
>>158523085
god also bone is such a garbage,imma go sleep fuck this
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>>158522185
>>158522231
>>158523302
All good choices.

You dudesters got your priorities straight.
>>
>>158523315
I guess you missed the part where I went up from 2900 to 4100 mmr kiddo.

btw new account is 6600 BS, not even good...
>>
>>158522027
The bottommost one, sitting down
>>
On the scale of Fear comfy to Puppey Rage how salty are you when Valve announced Execration (more like Excretion shit) and destroyed your predictions?
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>>158523085
take that back
>>
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>>158523651
about this angry
>>
>>158523651
i didnt even do the predictions. i dont see the point of them to be honest
>>
>>158523651
>complaing after valve allowed you to buy their compendium
bad goy!
>>
>>158523747
This fucking manchild is straight out rude.

Like what the fuck. Fucking social retard, I would have punched his face like the autist he is.
>>
>>158497164
maybe u be the new face, faggot
>>
>>158523085
you do you realize that if you deny him it will cost your life?
>>
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>>158523949
thanks anon this post made me laugh
>>
>>158523949
i know right? slacks is such an annoying fucking faggot
>>
@158524049

wow could you not use that word
>>
>>158524159
What word?
>>
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>>158524159
Don't you have a class to teach tomorrow Nahaz?
>>
>>158523064
>Has played LITERALLY 2 games on the account since buying it
Great sample size there
>>
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>>158524049
Reminder Slacks WILL stay in the Dota scene till his male pattern baldness forces him out.
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>>158524317
>>
>>158524317
it's the way g*d's chosen people want it
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Is it possible to lower your bottle cup tier during the season? Had anyone here have it increase/drop between tournaments? Or does it only change between battle passes?
>>
so is that it for kaipi or is it Bo3
>>
>>158524317
Yes because there are no Dota personalities who are bald
At this point, he'd look better if he just shaved it.
>>
>>158524647
bo3 1-1 now
>>
>>158524647
it's bo3 and they are 1-1
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>>158524739
>>158524743
Oh great, another fucking 45 min+ game, amazing. Fucking amazing.

And then another Bo3 after!

Holy shit, so good, right guys.
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>4am
>have to wake up early tomorrow to watch dota
>watching dota instead of going to sleep
>>
>>158523064
So when are you going to play your 3rd game on that account you swiped your credit card for?
>>
did valve fix the quest switching bug
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Nice cuisine, Amerilards.
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Is this NA dota?
>>
>>158525587
I don't see a Reddit tab or shortcut there.

Is the Jew actually our guy?
>>
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Who would /d2g/ rather get rid of, PSG or Tiago and no, you can't say both.
>>
>>158525742
literally the first link
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> you can order from a fucking fast food joint

AMUUUUUURICA


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
H
A
H
A
H
A
H
>>
>>158525786
PSG.
>>
>>158525742
Look again.

The bookmarks on the top left.
>>
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>>158525587
>sodium
>1330
>>
>>158525587
post ironic contemporanean artistic food?

>>158525786
I've never noticed a single PSG post, only people complaining about PSG. Hiding tiago's pastas is quite simple. I don't care about any of them honestly.
>>
>>158525854
>>158525881
Oh fuck.
>>
>>158525863
>he lives in a communist state where he can't order what food he wants

feel bad for you to be honest
>>
>>158525953
>>158525587

>that burger is mostly salt

holy shit the memes are real
>>
>>158525587
>jack in the box
>open box
>jack nowhere to be seen
wew
>>
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what went wrong

I am literally going to buy an account
>>
>>158525953
>mg
it's like a teaspoon so what
>>
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>>158525587
>sodium 1330mg
holy fuck america what are you doing
>>
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>>158525587
>only 680 calories

that's genuinely surprising
>>
>>158526003
> cant make his own food

t. amerifat
>>
>>158526193
so you're poor too
>>
>>158526147
2400 is the max recommendation of sodium you should eat per day
>>
>>158525587
I wonder what the carbs are without the bun
>>
>>158525587
who this stream from
>>
>>158526110
made blink dagger for some reason

played zeus when you needed something like invoker
>>
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>>158525953
>>158526073
>>158526148
What you're going to notice first is saltiness...
>>
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>Bane
>>
>>158526346
>when you forgot you were browsing /gif/ on the other tab and suddenly change back tabs to find a supercute cakeboi waving his huge erect veiny cock

Kreygasm
>>
>>158526281
good thing I don't eat those for every meal then
>>
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>>158526281
here is a handy chart for reference

also remember to drink lots of water and stretch between games
>>
>>158511414
well, at least she knows her audience and is self-aware
>>
BANE
BREWMASTER
BLOODCYKA

THE
MEMES
ARE
REAL
>>
>kotl predict line says somethign about "epic fail"

I am literally about to unisntall this shitty reddit game
>>
>>158526261
> confusing poor with somewhat healthy

LMOA

when i found out americunts get kicked out of their family houses like when they are 18 i imagined you people knew how to cook

no wonder your junk food industry is 1st in the world lmoa

truly a sad story
>>
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>>158525535
hey
>>
>>158526718
>>158526718
>>158526718

New thread ready lads

>>158526718
>>158526718
>>158526718
>>
>>158526715
so your stupid too
>>
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>>158526727
>Laquisha
not very accurate
>>
>>158517762
1. >implying Doom will ever be good
2. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=762846890
>>
>>158520807
>now wanting free candy that if portioned out correctly could last you months
s.mh t.bh f.am
>>
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>>158521349
"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me."
His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his ballsack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism.
"This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enomous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock unaware and uncaring about your erection
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>>158499927
The decision making of 3k mmr players and 4k mmr players are huge. Like literally game-winning or game-losing every time. At least here in SEA.
Imagine the difference between 2k mmr players and 4k mmr players?
Maybe EU and NA is so oversaturated that your 4k mmr is actually 3k mmr here.
Who knows?
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>"na" dota

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>>158497164
Sumail? Ana? Frogposters my lord
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>go to bed
>wake up
>thread not ded
>mfw those were the prime NA hours
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This fucking game is impossible, just had a team with 4 heroes with no non-ult stuns, and no supports and the last pick was a randomed Ursa that decided to jungle. Half the games in SEA are over by the picking stage
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>>158519732
need real pic
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