SC2

I really like how often dazed says "you know" in this thorin's new video

that is one sad af list

>>158467205
?

>>158467343
don't u fucking ? me u fucking idiot

gvg finals~

gookies

AWOOOOOOO

i cant stop kfapping...

As I lay down on the floor I couldn't help noticing her gaze had a very sharp look to it. "She's done this before" I thought to myself. This was confirmed when I heard the noise of what sounded like someone eating a banana. It turns out when you're this close to an asshole the act of pooping is quite audible. Before I got lost in this thought I snapped back to reality and there it was, I felt relieved for IU as her straining had paid off. I couldn't see her face as she squatted while facing away from me, but I could distinctly tell that she wore a glowing smile on her face.
here it was, a beautiful kimchi flavored turd, it was coming right at me, my heart was beating faster than it ever had before. "This girl is a professional" I thought again as she constricted her sphincter at just the right moment and made a perfect flick at the end of her turd, just like toothpaste

anyone down to go sarging with me hmu?

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>fapping to kpop

>>158469156
did you ever see mystery's reality show?
https://vimeo.com/114058775

https://www.twitch
.tv/herosc2

sunny is one of my top kfaps

>fapping to kpoop

>>158469359
no, or should i say, not yet

>>158469468
there's 2 seasons. i hate reality shows but that one is obviously amazing. they do stuff like get to wear an earpiece and mystery will tell them what to say in it

matador and j-dog are based too

what the heck are you two even talking about

>>158469718
can i find all them shits on vimeo/youtubs?

>>158469054
why do u still think anybody gives a fuck about sc2?
just stop please

not kidding

who should i pick as my hearthstone champion

>>158469921

yeah just search for it, they're probably all there and if they aren't you can find them on one of those shitty tvlocker? sites

>>158469359
>How did your family do in Katrina?
>Two died

good to know there's people that are actually more socially retarded than i am

>>158470182
thanks pradeep

all these virgin guys who are bad with women seem like real nice guys

>>158469875
theres this guy who calls himself "mystery" and is a pickup artist

he's this guy p much
https://youtu.be/_n2IVF9a2IA

>>158470432
ok why dont you fuck them then?

>>158470465
i dont fuck on the first date cowboy :)

nice guys finish last...

nice guys finish first with stinkers..

*finishes first*
nothing personel :)

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>>158470618
that's why we neg

>>158470719
nigger

>>158470767
ahem
it's "negger"

we neg

neg nog

den do NEFFEN

so we're all rooting for zest right? he's fighting to honor his dead father's memory, fuck all the other pretenders

what are we dressing up as for hween?

we stopped rooting for gooks years ago

>>158470767
edgemeister...

>>158471152
are you 12?

>>158471343
i'm going with my little bro...

my avatar sucks

we aren't rooting for anyone because we aren't watching and we just dont give a d*mn

>>158471610
wwydth...

i'm rooting for alvaro

>>158471970
gonna get fucked by big korean executives?

>>158472097
money doesnt matter but chastity does youd be making a baaaad trade

>>158472206
chastity has no value

concede to me

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stupid 4chan thinks this awesome post i spent a lot of time on is spam and won't let me post it. fuck those guys

>>158471832
play sc2...

>>158472458
why is there a big gap between the l and e?

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>>158472206
i'll trade you this for your chastity:
yes?

>>158472583
good eye. it's a mistake i forgot to fix. sorry bout that

>>158472424
id fuck either of the two on the left

ϟƘƦƖןןΣx

>>158473126
word

>>158473126
hes a lucky guy if he got to fuck cl

>>158473264
i don't like cl but this outrages me a lot

kill me

>>158473481
live and let live

love and let love

>>158473535
*hugs you*

>>158473597
b*tch

>>158473805
its gonna be ok
>>158473809
*hugs you and strokes your beautiful hair*

is it gay to fuck a f2m tranny if they haven't had surgery or taken hormones?

>>158473924
*breaks down on your shoulder*

>>158473931
post a pic and i will decide

>>158473931
yes you shitlord

and dont use the t word

>>158473931
no that's just a mentally ill tomboy at that point

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>>158474007
just an example

>>158474040
thats what i was thinking

>>158474135
that's pretty gay yeah

>>158473931
what would be the problem?

>>158474053
i said without hormones or surgery. i'd rather have sex with a dude tranny than buck angel

https://www.twitch
.tv/playhearthstone

happening!

>>158474615
i hope thijs wins a lot so i get a bunch of packs

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>>158474687
wtf did everyone vote for him

>>158474615
not watching

>>158474816
its the only dude i knew tbqh

shitstone just has too many fucking pros since the skill cap is so low

what the hell is there to watch?

>>158474965
dwarf fortress lets plays

>>158474816
is this a virtual ticket thing?

>>158475038
no

>>158475028
not a bad idea...

ayul fighting~~

hanna please bully me!

>>158478035
*slits your throat*

imagine doing strange things to your butt for hanna...

karma is a bitch

i just gotta love living on the right side of history ALL THE TIME

am i a god or what???????

>>158478407
slut

imagine hanna feeding you until you become too fat to walk and then leaving you to die... omo...

i took a yellow pill i hope it fuck me up

>>158480513
hbt...

>>158480513
drugs are the best

guess a number between 1 and 50
whoever gets it right can have an extra lotv key i have

>>158480710
44

>>158480710
a number between 1 and 50?
i could list you all of them what a stupid math problem

>>158480513
was it estrogen?

the locker room...

boys will be boys...

...but some boys will be the girls...

>>158480834
all this codeine got me stuck, but the molly get me up

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>>158478407

i saved this pic for you.

laptop stickers are one thing ill never understand

>>158480807
he said a number not all numbers moron

>>158481236
why? i have a cat mom sleeping with her kittens on mine

gotta trick out the l'top

so theres rumors that there will be a matte black color of macbook pro. do i go with white or black? serious question

tfw being a wageslave cuck sucks even when the pay is perfect

>>158481301
okay i'll say 9
there, that's a number between 1 and 50

>>158481337
what a stupid abbreviation

>>158481407
are you talking to yourself in a mirror?! little bitch

>>158481348
flip a coin

>>158481470
no i'm not an abbreviation

l'topz*

>>158481531
yes you are, f'got

what do you guys think about what stefano dimera did to sami brady

>>158481802
who

it just sounds french and french is the ugliest and shittiest language in the world

lmao """professional"" hearthstone

>>158481802
are those sportsball monkies or what?

>>158481348
dude wait until they come out so you can look at them in person

you dont want to show up to campus looking like a clown just cuz you picked the wrong color prematurely do you?

what do you guys think about what richard lewis said about phantomlord and dinglederper

>>158482081
we dont know what he said because we hate that loser

what do you guys think about what destiny said on womens rights

what do you guys think about losing some weight ?

>>158482261
we dont know what he said because we hate that loser

>>158482352
dont you mean losting

>>158482494
i think you mean frosting

yummo

>>158482376
+1

i wonder if i did all of it accidentally in my life or if im actually really smart

what if i just got lucky and ended up in a great university that many wanna be in? what if i also lucked out on getting an amazing job that everyone dreams of having right after uni... similar with other things

like, i try to comfort myself and think "these are all really big achievements, you must be smart" but what if im not.. i mean, what i was just really fucking lucky in this life and all the good things happened to me by pure accident or something idk

>>158482725
post a picture of a blue bear

also "chance" doesnt real

>>158481802
we dont care about niggerball here

>>158482725
determinism is real

>>158482725
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impostor_syndrome

u

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>>158482998

lets start a conversation about that

>>158483101
that article, holy fuck...

what if someone just has really low self esteem

>>158482998
everything was set in motion and the rest is history...

>>158482842
not true, we have som confirmed non-whites here like gleepy and the atlanta boys

>>158483372
uhhhh... us atlanta boys are white like wolf

>>158482998
sargon?

im getting a lot of (You)s on /a/
and i only memearrowed another guys post and added a funny reaction pic:D
u jelly

>>158483101
*boots up sfv*
i expose frauds every day

>>158483397
lol

>>158483439
quality over quantity

>>158483397
>americans
>white

>>158483457
mike ross...

>>158483513
we're white!!!!!!!! fuck you!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>158483513
especially HOTLANTA
tha ATL
it's one of the niggeriest places in america

>>158483636
nigger

>>158483470
>>158483513
funny, i dont remember seeing yalls mixed race half asian asses at the meetup

keep talking shit online lest one of us white christian atl boys decides to show you some southern hospitality deliverance style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy54VTYsj-U

i love fighting games
they're so primal
you can smell the testosterone

>>158483716
fag

dumb racist idiots -______-

when i'm sober i just don't know who i am

>>158483787
>not enjoying fierce competition between high test men
nothing gay with that you fucking cuck

>>158483932
fag

>2016
>drinking normie-hol
people really do that?

>>158483672
ATL is so based

bless atl for giving us gucci mane, young thug, migos, chief keef and travis scott

hey im not gay

>>158483967
fuck you i just said it's not gay you must be a girl or some low test faggot if you think that

>>158484051
bow wow & jermaine dupri too

>>158482725
nah

life is just really easy if you're a white male

shit keeps dropping in my lap just like that all the time
i don't even bother attempting shit these days cuz i know everything's gonna be alright

>>158484061
*drags you to the nearby locker room*

*goes shopping for hand bags with a bunch of girls*

lol later fags call me when you get out of that gay cave aka gym

>>158484051
soulja boy, outkast, the falcons

>>158484190
based false flagging shitskin

real men dont interact with women moron

>>158484190
fuck off nigger

i cant wait for trump to win

>>158484336
>>158484430
kek
stay mad fellow whiteys

why the heck r u so salty anyways?

if youre a man you should hang out with other men

>>158484478
*slaps your pecs and goes to jack off in the locker room*

high test ahh yeah im a fucking real man not gay at all

>>158484358
except to rape

>>158484607
dont joke about rape

>>158484590
*cups your balls and sniffs my hand while i finger my ass*
uuhhh ooh yeah that's the stuff
that's the locker room stuff

>>158484358
>>158484607
wording this
genghis khan is the realest man ever and all he did with women was rape them

ghengis khan was a cuckold

>>158484854
he was a closet homosexual though..

>>158484854
shitskin detected

he wasnt even white

being straight is a social construct

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imagine if our culture had arranged marriages...

we'd all have female wifes and have sex with them regularly

>>158485087
is that gleepys sister?

>>158484894
are you talking about when borte was kidnapped?

>>158485087
my parents hate me theyd give me some fat ugly girl just to fuck with me no thanks

im going to burn down your locker room ive had it with this gay shit

>>158485087
but i would have to beat them regularly and that is against my beliefs

>>158485229
and how he took her and her son with another man as his own according to the movie MONGOL

>>158485234
word

besides i don't even want anyone in my fre*king life

>>158485267
whats that? the beta cuck religion? lol

>>158485247
locker room antics arent gay

this is fucking hilarious
https://youtu.be/AwXgfBzK_L4

>>158485425
i can't watch facialabuse.com without feeling uneasy for a few days afterwards

all violence is haram

>>158485234
it would probably just be the daughter of one of their friends. it would come down to chance how hot she was

>>158485530
actually i dont mind physical stuff like slapping and such but i dislike it when they are mean towards the girls, saying mean stuff etc

so unnecessary

i wonder if basedzii is hype about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9CdTrmu1Q8

>>158485703
it would be the daughter of some business partner so they could make money, my happiness and her attractiveness be damned and if possible they would choose the ugliest to piss me off thats how it would be

>>158485504
the heck?? the interviewer is literally filling his sentences

how many times did they try??

>>158485530
khan's old series "meatholes" was better. "sweet auditions" is also good

>>158485504
>dumb gay sports shit
haha wow that was so funny : )

>>158485852
nah i'm not desu

>>158486052
SICKZII ANALFUCKMII IN MY ANALFUCKZIIIIIIIIIII

>>158485852
yeah i am actually

>>158486052
did you quit pogo? i did like a month ago because there's no real content in that game...

>>158486506
it took you that long to realize there was no content?

>>158486506
i still play it. but only omw to work and home

>>158486702
i dont even feel like responding to this idiotic post

>>158486234
+1

>>158486749
post your mons

anyone watching gauntlet?
scarlett is playing

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>>158486927

wow it's phoneposter time again?

im outt

>>158487072
cheaterzii...

>>158487207
who's phoneposting newshit?

ughh these newshits are really irritating -__-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCEtqjgP-Js

>>158487676
epic my man im totally going to watch this

lol

>>158487882
*slits your throat*

>>158487558
u fucking real?
kek

ur the newshit if we start comparing dicks, idiot

just woke up lol
*farts*

>>158488026
*plugs your butt*

i think we all know who the newshit is in this argument lol

yeah u better run from this fight kid

we all know youre new theres no need to pretend :3

*runs away*

u think this meta is old

that's why i know ur new kid

omo do you think sickzii is gonna kiss a boy gn again...

ive jerked off to kaceytron 5 times

>>158489174
FAT

>>158488548
>>158489019
newshit...

naniwa offracing
https://www.twitch
.tv/naniwasc2

>>158489280
isn't there a neo-scv namefag you should be sucking off??

>>158489174
she should do amateur porn

someone show this newboi the ropes and get him up to speed

>>158490372
what do you want to know?

reminder that real life peopl can't handle the bantz

>>158490598
thorin...

>>158490718
not that loser

Any pics of buff idra? Did he ever make it?

>>158491261
according to incontroll he did

gook

https://blockchain.info/unconfirmed-transactions

bitcoin is getting destroyed...

the powers that be...

>>158491409
wow

but the price is about to break 700$ though?

dark stinky kpussy~!

the niggers of asia...

kniggers...

brown skinned gook contrasting with my translucent white skin... HmmStiny

neeb might surprise patience ;)

spicy korean turd in my eyes

might have to give up everything and start hacking cryptocurrencies

imagine the monies there...
omo

dark stinky kcurrencies~!

how do you stay sober fr more thahn awweek my bros this is hell my guys

>>158493172
drugs = tell your mom
alcohol = lol grow up

>>158493276
make me idiot

>>158493347
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disulfiram

here you go

>>158493172
stare @ wall

u get bored when ur not drinking

but that is the reality of what life is like when ur not addicted to smtn
deal with it or keep boozing or find a new addiction

how do i get high on life which hole do i put it in

i order things online 1 at a time with the slowest shipping option so i have something to look forward to

>>158494016
buy junk from china that takes months sometimes and when it arrives and you open it you get sealed china stink in your nose its fantastic

based. i wish i had money to do cool consumer games like that id prolly order some legos

>>158494167
just order cheap stuff you would need anyway like bulk flour, or a box of tissues

>>158494437
what would be the point my mom buys those anyways i only have 60 dollars

>>158494747
tell her she doesn't need to buy those things anymore. from now on, you are in charge of buying flour and tissues and tell her to up your allowance

so if i find out how to dupe bitcoin im set for life right?

im on it

>>158494964
i dont get an allowance if i did id buy legos

>>158494747
nice you can afford the new skyrim

do koreans use squat toilets

>>158496735
good news, anyone ever salvaged an idols skid marked tp?

gook

final jeopardy winning answer: my names amanda kim i love you, anon!

to the question: things anon will never hear

hi guys whats up

the sky

whats up dog

whats updawg?

>>158498862
nm dog whats up with you lol

oh you know nothin much same ol same ol

i got banned for 7 days from /scv/ holy crap that felt like a month

but im finally back and ready to have a little fun! >:D

*looks at the wall*
how long am i supposed to do this exactly lol?

>>158499020
as long as humanly possible

>>158480710
21

>>158499519
unlucky. i already gave the key out but ur guess was right..

who would ever pay $3000 for a computer that uses windows 10????

>>158500225
why dont you just upgrade it to 2k or server03 after buying it?

wgirls...

>>158500502
DYLT?????

>>158500502
+1

W.W.Y.D.T.T. ???

>>158498984
sigh

>>158500623
wanna have some fun

wgirl suck lol

>>158500751
what kind of fun?

>>158500843
omo!

>>158500847
we could :
stare at a wall together
talk about stuff
grope each other
drink beers
play bomberman together

do i eat a slice of pie?

>>158501252
are you a big boy?

>>158501189
how do we play bomberman together?

>>158501307
i used to be bigger...

>>158501252
no

we are making our (gluten free dairy free soy free) protein shakes right now for a snack instead of pies and cakes and chips

>>158501372
how big are you still...

>>158501348
we dont

>>158501189
bomberman sounds does pretty fun desu

>>158501419
in a word? formidable.........

>>158501490
then lay off!!!

>>158501372
youre a big guy

for gook

>desu

>>158501545
hahaa wait i know this one...

>>158501540
im hungry tho...

dess

>>158501621
no is no!!!!

>>158501646
大丈夫です。

>>158499689
damn thats a shame, just getting into starcraft too. last SC game I played was brood war, so I downloaded it for free from battle.net to try it out. Game is still as fun as I remember, haven't got the intricacies or the new units, bit overwhelming for the most part lol

>>158501698
grrrr, fine...

>>158502034
bad post

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loving starcraft hurts so much TT

>>158502049
good boy
*pats your butt*

>>158501735
そうですね...

:/

>>158502096
desu

>>158502106
which gookie monster is this?

>>158502197
(`___`;)

>>158502261
("\(o_o)/")

*buys M4A4 | Desert-Strike (Factory New) skin and applies an anime sticker on it*

:)

>>158502175
そ・う・だ・ね!!

only oldfags

>>158502451
they kept telling me it's spam

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She isn't a monster wtfffff

>>158502680
yeah :(

>>158502709
phone

>>158502709
ayy lmao

*prays for the return of the namefriends*

glass break:
https://youtu.be/-4JoXhiUoQ8

cut my wife into pieces

>>158503486
this is my last divorce

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>WCS Global Playoffs 17h

>>158503507
lol

what is this terrible smell all of a sudden o__o

>>158503685
x__x

>>158503685
it's the fartooner!!!

>>158503751
fat fuck

plastic kgookmonsters

apple event tomorrow !!!

>>158504160
we dont care here

~-=[ apathy ]=-~

set alarm for 9am wakeup for 4pm

>>158504501
:/

90/00s

the golden era

when i read 40 boring idiotic posts in a row, i cant help wonder if it is actually me who is the idiot

new video from 40 minute video guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOu5pCbNW_A
>Can Karrigan Improve FaZe?

*thinks about it*
hmmmmmmmmmmmm...

wcs tomorrow
sc2 alive game
theres so much action going on constantly
i love you blizzard
upvote this comment and get your free copy of bwhd

>>158504862
that's a topic that needs 20 minutes to settle ROFL

>>158505104
*upvotes*

*checks my email*

>>158505104
upvoted

>>158505107
are you being sarcastic??

elon musk

tosog

>>158505365
do you mean me? NoOOOooOoooOooOooOOOOOooooo of coooooooourse noooooooooot

musky cartooner butt

im being sarcastic /sarcasm

vulnerable asian teams

neeb is playing tomorrow

>>158505742
nobody gives a fuck

dweeb
noob

rekt that starcrap shitter good, boi YEE boi

whats this years band @ blizzcon

yeah we care
about starcraft 2 legacy of the void wcs finals

>>158505851
nsync

>>158505951
that would be crazy actually

probably better to just get jt alone tho

>>158505104
+1

neeb

holy crap that guy delivered

check your @scv.net emails

this game is freakin nuts it's like bw but high def holy crap

all posts talking about sc2 are ironic

how ironic

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>yfw darku wins blizzcon easily without dropping a map

>>158506495
what if he gets neeb'd

>>158506587
neeb won't make it out of his group

https://www.twitch
.tv/majorsc2

lol @158506636

>>158506587
hes not beating dark i think
but he could win the entire thing if he gets a lucky pvp bracket
>>158506636
id say he has a decent shot

>>158506636
even if zest has adapted, you really think neeb cant beat true and patience?

Why are most of the posts here imageless and quoteless one liners.

It's like there's bunch of guys just talking to themselves here.

wtf

phone

>>158506953
yeah yeah we know weve heard it a million times

now tell us if you think neeb is gonna get out of his WCS group or not

faggot ass fone bitch!!!!!!!!!

>>158506889
neeb can't beat scarlett and true is way better and patience can beat neeb

>>158507043
I don't know who that is. I just came here to enjoy the autism but I'm just too baffled

*strolls into scv*
*doesnt get the meta and is baffled*

>complains about one liner, imageless posts
>makes a one liner, imageless post

a natural

>>158507331
forgot quotes which I do use as I'm making conversation with my opener post.

they should get sum41