>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
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>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
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Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>>158465043
EG will never lose.
>>158465043
>EG without ppd
wait what
surely they're not retarded enough to have kicked him right
>>158465143
>surely they're not retarded enough to have kicked him right
of course not anon, he's still under EG's paycheck
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
dead
thread
dead
game
Forev is such a good fella
also very handsome
>>158465694
is it really ok for a cat to eat spaghetti
hi guys,
when do the south african open qualifiers start? I'm waiting to inscribe my team but I can't find any info
>>158465694
too bad he smokes
>>158465139
>>158465143
>>158465312
Dont forget
has grandgrant committed sudoku yet
How big of a shit storm will this general throw when the EU pubstacks cant even take a game off ixmike.
>>158465784
>too bad he smokes
what's up with that?
i'm not gonna kiss him or smth
>>158465754
cats and dogs can eat most human food as long as its not a staple part of their diet, as long as you're carefull with salty/sweet food and chocolate
remember to cheer for our guys today
>>158465973
Is ritsu with him?
Hologram Javeliner and Negative Wizard buffs when?
>>158466681
Which negative wizard?
>>158466751
The Opposite Sorcerer
>>158466632
No.
TI6 qualifer line up with with Wwd instead of SunBhie
friendly reminder that grant will commit suicide live on stream after 2 EU teams qualify from the NA open qualifier
BUFFS WHEN?
>>158466946
His method of choice will be to hit the LD50 of Dr. Pepper consumption
>>158466953
never
hopefully
>>158466681
If the toad is clever we'll see decent buffs to the Hologram Javeliner, Negative Wizard and Uncertainty Rider to counteract the addition of Lightning Gaoler and Hole King to captain's mode.
>>158466953
mmmmmm maybe +100 stone speed or something? I admit I am a shameless earth spirit hater since he was ported but at this point he might actually need a small buff on him again
>>158466946
>EU shitters are so delusional they actually believe this is a possibility
>>158466953
all the memes killed him who would have thought
>>158467354
>eu shitters
>more eu teams in the top 16 than NA + SA combined
?
>>158464964
where did you find this image
>>158465754
maybe diarrhea.
>European teams go to North American open qualifiers because European qualifiers are too hard.
>They win in the North American Opens.
So why is NAdota scene so bad
>>158467613
great. exactly zero of those teams are playing in the NA qualifier.
>>158467751
how many of the "NA" teams are actually from NA?
>>158467247
he was OP when he was released and for a bit after but icefrog really did listen to reddit to much and over nerfed him. i am convinced that after a while it was not so much that he was OP but that no one even tried to learn how to play him or beat him. everything after grip needed an aghs to hit allies was over kill aside from maybe boulder smash damage
>>158467813
u dum?
>>158467843
Of the invited teams 4/6 are NA
of those 4 teams 1 is EU and 1 British
other 2 teams are full SA
in the EU qualifier invites 1 player is NA
>>158467939
nah just partly revert the boulder speed nerf and he's fine
he's still a GOAT lvl 1 roamer at lvl 1/2/3/4, and even has decent power spikes at lvl 6/11/16 and scales well with items and levels
How do I find a fun carry gulag
I have tried most things and they don't feel right
daily reminder that if you know how to read and right in English you are therefore an honorary American.
we must stop shit flinging at each other and focus on defeating the red menace.
>>158467942
what do the top 16 teams have to do with a NA qualifier?
>top 5 in the world is 2 NA and 1 EU
EU btfo yet again
Axe with octarine and kotl in team can call for 3.2 seconds and perfectly time another call for 6.4 second bkb-through aoe disable and each spin heals axe allowing him to tank it easily and heal up
How do you feel about it?
>>158468113
>he thinks there are SA teams in the top 16 world
lmao are americans this stupid
i was talking about the 16 teams remaining in the NA open qualifier
>>158468085
>chinese spies falseflagging
is beastmaster the truest waifu?
he has done nothing but give me mmr on a silver platter
>>158468297
a waifu can not by definition have a penis
the correct term is bara husbando
>>158468376
but anon
he fucks other heroes with 2boar 2necro
hes pure waifu material
>>158468430
post the cosplay pics already
>>158468085
>right
Right.
>>158468078
just play offlaners until you find yourself, they can fill all kinds of roles
>>158468182
sounds legit
too bad its a pair of heroes
too reliant on other people to utilize effectively in ranked
>>158468085theyis so cute!
>>158469024
I don't want to play offlaners
I like farming and carrying, and I can do it on most if not all heroes. The problem is that I want to find something interesting to play and not be the counterpick bunny
>>158468182
add a refresher on axe and now you are 9.6 of bkb piercing disable.
someone get coldtoad on the phone
we've broken dotes
>>158468585
>cosplay pics
>dota porn with one hunky bearded guy, his two dogs that he glued snouts on and two midgets in halloween devil costumes for toddlers gangbang a blonde with a blue cloak and a staff with a crystal on top
>>158469030
with a friend it could probably be great, being ready to illuminate into a 3 man call and shit
>>158468182
but if you get abyssal, you can get 5.7 s of disable plus more survivability and a chance to bash
all this without needing a kotl
(hes a good hero dont get me wrong but hes more situational than he used to be)
>>158469206
>he doesn't know about ourslut
>>158469112
Silencer is the only one I like to play. Global is never bad, however I think core Silencer is bad most of the time, even though it's fun. the only hero that I think is strong enough to stand on her own is probably PA. other than that dota is just counterpicks
is team anime or eg playing sometime in the near future guys?
>SECRET WINNING
>ANIME LOSING
>Envy
>A full blown autistic weeb
>Sing
>A living meme
>These two used to be on a team together
How do you think communication went back on ol C9
>>158469562
Supposedly SingSing is a shut-in autist that doesn't communicate at all.
Mean while Envy is yelling every second DROP YA STICK
its like the opposite ends of retard communication spectrum, too much or too little
>>158469291
Axe doesn't hit enough for the bash to matter and abysall is only on one hero
Even without kotl octarine also heals you during call
If you call 3 people and spin triggers atleast 5 times during it you heal about 700 and call still has about 50% uptime
>>158469364
I mean like jug
People can play him every game most of the time no matter what heroes enemies take. They can try new builds etc. but most other heroes are pretty same(don't have a lot of space for variety) or have too many counters OR they are picked only to counter one specific core
what role is monkey lord going to be? carry, support, offlane, mid?
>>158470035
he's the first Wisdom hero so he'll probably create a new role as well
>>158467138
No way gettoboss gona be in cm without nerfs
>forced 50% is a myth man haha just get gud man haha just get gud :^)
>>158470035
tempo controller
>>158470334
whats your winrate
>>158464964
>>158470035
Agility so a carry
>>158470035
micro skirmisher
>>158470486
>nobody gets report because the system is bugged
oh boy
time
for fun
>>158470486
is he unaware that his dick always being everywhere is kind of uncomfortable for a lot of people?
>>158470776
I think he's given up on ever having dignity
>>158470486
is this the Zyori thread
>>158471553
Sure. /d2g/ is dead anyways
fuck that jewish piece of shit and his low priority
this is the most fucking braindead thing in the game
Would you /d2g/?
>>158471808
dont get lp then faggot
>>158471553
I think I'm going to be sick...
>>158471852
only if she sits on my face
>mfw I see more faggots maxing out blur over blink than vice versa
Is 10% evasion early game where most damage is from nukes really going to be better than a 5 second blink?
>The dire moment when you realize that 2 of your 3 cores are beyond help and will cause you to lose the game eventually.
>>158472135
adelaide?
who /sheever/ here?
i have 100% winrate with slark on the enemy team in the past two months
i have 60% win rate with slark on my team
FUCK THESE NIGGER SHITTERS WHO PICK FUCKING SLARK REE
slarkniggers make me so fucking mad that i start fucking capsposting and i never capspost fucking slark pieces of shit who think instead of being good at the game, learning how to fucking play, learning how to not be fucking imbeciles, they can just pick a hero they perceive to be SUPER OVERPOWERED jsut because their shitter retard nigger faggot brains cannot comprehend why they constantly die like dumb fuckers to this shit hero and they can't comprehend why they constantly lose like dumb fuckers to this shit hero and fuck those fucking braindead fucking piece of shit IT MAKES ME SO MAD that they think they can jsut fucking PICK thiS FUCKING HERO and just WIN free GAMES just becaus ethey picked an OVERPOWERED HERO BUT IN REALITY HE'S NOT OVERPOWERED HE'S A FUCKING GARBAGE HERO FOR FUCKING RTEARDS slark is so FUCKING SHIT he needs plenty of buffs BUT THEN HE WILL JUST GET PICKED EVEN MORE i just wish slark was removed from the game SO RETARDS ON MY TEAM WOULDN
'T PICK HIM it makes me so mad that my winrate gets blemished by these slark fuckers who ruin my winrate fucking SALRK PICKERS
>>158472173
>even as a tide hunter with greaves, crimson guard and pipe you cant save you retard teammates
>>158472223
looks like she's about throwing up
>>158472223
I wish sheever was my wife.
>>158472286
>crimson guard on tide
HOLY FUCK GULAG
FOR THE LAST TIME
STOP TRIGGERING ME
if singsing go to puppey team,will he success?
>>158472262
>>158472531
>crimson guard is bad on tidehunter
Our girl is streaming
I repeat
Our girl llama is streaming
>>158472645
he may success or he may not be success is all poosibility
What is the best ultimate in the game?
Our girl is streaming
I repeat
Our girl llama is streaming
>>158472775
RP or chrono
>>158472775
LC ult. Free damage
>>158472716
Holy fuck you cant be serious
you know how damage block works right
>You will never relive the old C9 and mouz times
>>158472531
>>158472886
yes
btw
crimson guard has a 60% win rate on tidehunter
PUGNA IS CUTE
dont mind me just posting the worst hero in the game.
>>158473021
What went wrong in your life, anon?
>>158473007
HOLY FUCK
>Using ITEM WIN RATES
Holy fuck. just never post here again. i wish i had fucking smug anime girls to post but im actually just so shocked
>>158472842
nice I love llama, I bet she has a nice cock
>>158473085
crimson guard is good on tide hunter
>>158473083
uh? what do you mean?
>>158473125
>nice cock
that's her girlfriend(male) dummy
>>158472854
>RP
Ravage is better in every way
>>158473204
can it reposition heroes or pierce bkb?
checkmate dotard
Dreamleague is starting
Today is alliance vs. vega then alliance vs. vp
So if you like swedes todays your day
https://www.twitch
.tv/dreamleague
>>158473204
black hole is bettter than ravage
>>158473282
>>158473326
Vacuum is better than black hole
what does my fellow gulagite do when doter is down?
for me I always like to imagine myself fucking a tomboyish girl wearing only an apron
>>158473326
>channeled
'no'
>>158473326
black hole is what you'll have after I've ravaged u :^)
>>158473246
>reposition
Has nothing on the largest aoe stun in the game
>bkb piercing
Just wait 10 seconds lol. Ravage is for initiation anyway
>tfw highest last hits, gpm, xpm, hero damage, tower damage, kills, assists, and least deaths as off lane omni
>>158473404
>>158473516
>>158473526
?
whats the worst ult in the game
>>158473718
DUDE
I uninstalled so i don't have that problem.
>Buy aghs on storm
>Gets GoodRP on a 18 second cooldown
>>158473753
TIME LAPSE
>>158473718
even if this spell did LITERALLY NOTHING it still gives vision at like 2000 range at a 40 sec cd
>>158473771
meant for >>158473407
>>158473796
I really like this kot, do you mind if I save it?
>>158473718
>noobs think armor does nothing because they don't see obvious effects
eheh
>>158473865
>ground vision
>>158473940
ive always thought shallow grave should be her ult
>>158473921
if you give me a kot back
>>158474021
>her
>>158473921
no
godz is a pure retard
>>158473921
why do you call cats "kots"?
>>158474242
take that back
>>158474301
Кoт is Russian for cat
>>158474242
it's amazing how someone so uninteresting and so consistently wrong has stayed in the scene for so long
>>158474242
I would assume that a mud golem would have a low iq
>>158474465
it's amazing instead of being autistic in an appreciatable way he's just pure garbage autism through and through
>>158474465
he's an allied of the jews, he could murder a cat live on stream and nothing would happen to him
>>158474465
Godz andshanemade the most correct predictions at TI
>>158474465
cronyism at its finest.
what the fuck is up with the matchmaking lately
i didnt get games this garbage before
I guess all the ui shit that's been going on is the hud update we were promised way back when
https://my.mixtape.moe/gaqpwh.m4a
>>158474664
only a faggot like godz would try and act like he "knew" demon would take a bunch of seamonkies further than some of EU's tier "1" teams
>>158474884
only took 2 years to add a rectangle that no one asked for, good job Valve!
>shitskins invading dota 2 commentary now
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
>>158475056
MY BOY FOGGED
>>158475056
Donald J. Trump
Why does there not exist a single full NA team?
Is NA dota really that bad?
>>158475312
NA has less than 10 good pro players
>>158475056
>Greeks
>White
WHEN THE FUCK IS QUALIFIERS, I WANT TO SEE SHITREKT LOSE AND LAUGH AT BULBA.
>>158475056
he looks like an oompa loompa
WHY PEOPLE DONT FINISH THEIR BOOTS AND GO FOR LATEGAME ITEMS INSTEAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
how the fuck timbersaws ult work? where the fuck does that shit go
>people don't know about fogged
so this is the current state of d2g, I'm done
>>158475440
yes
>>158475565
I think it's just because he picked up a deep tan over the summer
>>158475440
some heroes can get by on brown boots alone
centaur warrunner is a good example
>>158475565
>acting like fogged is a famous player.
>dont be a dick sheever
is slacks our guy?
>>158475312
>what is team NP
not that im proud of them. but they do exist
>Sheever was waiting at a bus stop at midnight
>in Sweden
How fucking piss scared was she?
>you will never travel around skyrim with your strong nord wife
My CM girlfriend
official cabal 6.4k here amaUSE and china
Smash the MMRtriarchy.
>>158475953
all women secretly want to be raped
>>158475953
>she looks like a horse & she kicks like one too
>owen known to also chav out when backed into a corner
Slacks talking a lot about sheever having a kid, did she and owen slip up?
>>158476225
>OD will be taking care of a muslim mongrel kid of Sheever
Truly suffering
>>158476118
why havent you played a second game on that account
burden of knowledge
>>158476210
muslims always fuck farm animals though
>>158475565
>caring about NA shitters that aren't EG or ixmike
???????????
>>158476313
he probably has but disabled stats because he went 1/12 but im sure it was his team's fault
>>158476051
mmr is not about how good you are, it is about how good your patience is
>>158476313
don't really feel like it. I played some games on my old account because I don't want to leave it in low priority for when the patch comes out. I had fun building incorrect shit and intentional feeding away an ez win because a guy said he was reporting me for no reason whatsoever
I might play some today. I should main centaur and tidehunter at 4k methinks.
>>158476614
t. PSG
>>158475953
She's like 12ft tall she could easily take a Sudi gang on.
hey guys i'm banned lol been a whlie :)
>>158476671
it's true, my skill is 6k, but i'm only 4.9k
>>158476051
How is china ranked?
>>158476652
why do you need to autistically main heroes if mmr makes no difference.
you should be able to press random and win
>>158476671
i googled psg dota and found a dotabuff
i'm assuming he's some d2g shitposter?
we have about the same number of matches
i have 60% ranked winrate, he has 45%
i have 52,5% global winrate, he has 48,4¤
GYRO BACK? POGCHAMP
>>158476783
bad argument
>>158476827
my win rate has never been below 50% and ive in fact lost down from 52% win rate in the past year due to intentional feeding and shit
>>158476827
He's a 2k shitter that thinks valve are intentionally giving him shit games, ignore him
>>158476857
gyro is still a garbage adc but washed up teams like alliance are still stuck in their heyday
>>158476968
>adc
Dota says I'm only 2k but deep down inside I know I'm actually an 8k player
>>158475953
>>158476929
i intentionally feed in all my unranked games with baddy friends, and have done so for years, yet my win rate is 52,5%
>>158476929
is it? i win all the time in 2k and 3k pressing random.
you should be able to do the same.
if you are relying on role or specific heroes to win at 4k, then you cant truly believe you belong at that bracket and mmr means nothing
>>158476950
>proved i could play 1000 mmr above where my unranked was by boosting
>proved i could play 1000 mmr above where my ranked was by account buying
>proved shadow pool
rofl just mad because you're irrelevant and i have dispelled the illusion that is MMR.
>>158475853
Is there even a single white member in team NP?
>>158477046
>alt-right
>trollen
>2016
wew guys I think I understand swedish, maybe I'm like neo
>people 5 stack in low prio
>and still lose
lmao. just how BAD do you even have to do?
>>158477167
"we play for fun"
>>158473662
SAUCE
>>158477141
>being white is now a requirement to represent your region
guess eu has zero relevant teams
Every fucking loss i've had for the last 3 days has had a duo queue in it. I'm so fucking tired of this shit. This games already fucking hard enough to play solo with risking getting matched with non english speakers, then you throw in getting matched with two literal fucking retards playing together.
It's fucking bullshit.
>>158477167
when a friend has lpq I like to 3 or 4 stack then just troll those fucking retards
they all deserve 10 times as many games
>>158477141
how the hell does handsken manage to play lich for more than 15 minutes without falling asleep from boredom
>>158476614
56% use winrate tho, which is about 2/3rds of my games
no idea why people pick enchantress
what a garbage hero
>>158477436
LMAO HERE'S A DUO QUEUE FOR YOU! ENJOY YOUR SOLO MMR LOSS AND YOUR 48 HOUR MUTE BECAUSE LMAO YOU SOLO QUEUED!
>>158475392
NA has less than 10 players
>>158477503
Reminder that this is how a "full NA team" looks like.
i miss carry void;_;
>>158477636
theres no white people left in NA
>>158477436
>your duo queue plays in seperate lanes
>their duo queue plays in the same lanes
ERRY TIME
>>158477503
>no official images
>just cut & pasted from other shit
destined to fail
>>158477680
Me too anon
me too
>>158476767
>racial homogeneity
but being retarded, flaming and autistic is human condition
>>158476827
the dotabuff called PSG you found was some brazillian
he's actually just a pure normal shitter that spends most of his time in lpq
ignore his lies about winrates >>158476827, he has a stellar 46% over the last month
>>158477636
a team full of second gen immigrants representing a continent founded by immigrants.
>>158477767
>tfw can't tell 95% of china players apart
does EU even have a full white team?
inb4
>slavs or swedes
>>158477996
The majority of them are Canadian.
>>158478169
so Canada isnt NA?
I fail to see your point here.
>>158478169
4 of them are asian
and 1 is a jew
none are "NA"
>>158477996
Yea ok because "immigrant" is an ethnicity, right?
>>158478268
they were all born in NA.
by your logic no one could be from NA, since even the native americans migrated here at some point.
>a hero you see picked once 100 games
>is suddenly in each of your 5/whatever daily matches
How does this happen?
>>158478536
Because they want you to not autistically main the same 3 heroes dummy
guys I said jebaited to my mom, what do?
>gyrocopter wins a stomp
>GYROCOPTER IS VIABLE NOW
haha
no
>>158478512
well no because there is one race that founded civilization in NA
Being born someone is irrelevant to who you are, which is a question of ancestry/genetics.
>>158478707
The indians founded civilization on the continent, but they still came over across a land bridge from Asia.
>>158477962
>Winrate mattering on designated intentional feed account
Ell oh ell smugpepe.png
Chinks look so alike. Do you think they do incest?
>>158478775
Universe is Indian. So there's nothing more American than him.
>>158478707
>tfw mesopotamia has 6 ti victories
na and eu shitters btfo
>>158478907
universe is not really american
If he was a real American he'd be supporting Trump, but he's just another non-white outsider
Where can I watch Kaipi play if Grant isn't casting today?
>>158479102
He's a native Indian. How can you call native indians outsiders when they own the continent?
>>158479125
I guess BTS will have something on
>>158479179
theres no such thing as a "native indian" the race of people who founded civilization in the indus valley are not at all the people who inhabit india today.
All great civilizations were founded by white indo-europeans and were ruined by mongrelization with the neighboring browns.
>>158479125
My image will BTFO you
>>158479321
there's nothing wrong with cheering for underdogs
where does the anger come from
>>158479125
nice pic
>>158479492
now im curious to see artwork
is there a more boring carry to watch than gyrocopter? the hero does nothing except sit at the ancient camp with his finger in his ass and occasionally run at people with rocket barrage. late game he jerks off in the middle of the fight while his autoattacks hit everybody
>>158479492
>>158478907
>>158479179
>those bottom of the barrel tier baits are getting (you)s
>>158479638
Sidegunner makes him interesting.
why won't fogged take the hat off?
>>158479525
thanks
>no pudge
>no zeus
>no invoker
>russian says sorry
what happened to the world? did I miss a memo?
>>158479517
the time will come for the 10th crusade when all muslims will burn
and the holy land will be christian once again
I just won a game of dota 2. AMA
nice that's 2 pics i hadn't seen before
>>158479894
what god did you play
>>158479492
The helplessness knowing that your own personal skill isn't enough to bring you the satisfaction of winning even if you deserve it.
It may be a videogame but if you played Hockey and 3/5 you team didn't know how to skate it's be pretty not-fun and disheartening to play.
>>158479917
mid silencer
>>158479914
that was for (You) >>158479785
>>158479914
what about this one?
>>158480096
>underlord had sex with tide
>>158480065
is Shadow Demon a weeb?
>>158480148
?
she hasn't touched her original up, how triggered are you
>>158480198
>implying I'm triggered
>implying I did this because I thought the original was touched
If it was touched up it wouldn't be the grainy mess that it is.
>>158480198
I'm triggered by all pedophiles anon, they should be put down, /vg/ isn't the place to spam your obsession with petite, flat chested ten year old boys.
>>158480193
well he wears pantsu on his head so yeah
>>158480420
Bane?
>>158480418
your meme still isn't funny desu anon
>>158480418
>this is the no meta meta
>luna, OD, slardar, bat, ogre and Io in every game
>>158480418
Having a qt dota bf is one of the most sacred rights of all dotards
>>158480181
Who is the land whale? Tide or azgalor?
>>158480540
>Enchantress already fell off since icefrog nerfed her ult into oblivion
when did this game become no fun allowed?
>>158480658
Is that Soe on the left?
>omninigger spammers crying about nerfs
>now picked almost every game in high level pubs and even in pro matches
dotards?
>>158479321
It's funny how slavs have great players like Vanskor, Lil, G, Alohadance, Yoky list ltierally goes on all very good and they have garbage teams.
>>158480715
NaVi still get good mileage out of her. she literally got balanced
What should I spam in Twitch chat when a pro misses a last hit?
CS LUL, or CS Jebaited?
>>158480805
I love how /d2g/ used to say "Just buy diffu and he's useless" when there was so many people that said he was OP. But the moment pros started to pick him everyone suddenly agreed that he was OP.
But what's the deal with it taking ages for pros to find those "OP heroes?" Omni has been OP for ages and it took them this long to start picking him.
GIVE ME ALL THE FARM
>>158475440
because boots upgrades are shit on 90% of cores
>>158480805
b-but they made purification have a shorter cast range!
and nerfed repel twice, both of which were actually buffs!
>>158480983
omni is shit, its just that you can last pick him when the other side has no decent diffu carriers
>>158480658
What the fuck is happening in that pic? Is that some random fan or someone that swindle really has a relationship with?
at what time do the EU-west qualifiers start?
>>158481103
yeah
>>158481103
Most dota pros have cute fucktoys to take out their losses on
>>158480531
>My meme
Just how hard are you trying to fool yourself??
>>158480715
I had a lot of fun with her being an ultra-howitzer yesterday, Dragon Lance, Ahgs, 2 Moonshards and I think MKB, they couldn't break our highground at all and we eventually wiped them and won.
Firing off 4 Impetus a second from 1000000 range away is still brutal and will tear through most every hero.
>>158481103
Both, it's his fan and they have a relationship (personal cakeboi)
>>158481210
>>158480858
Is MoM build still viable?
>>158481195
man i wonder how hard he got his bp pounded the night after this match
>>158481195
>trillion bear heroes
>no bear-riding hero
>>158481371
>mom viable on anyone except ursa
ahahaha lmao
>>158480851
it's because they all hate each other and can't work together
>>158481452
what if MoM was toggled?
>>158480995
>25 attack speed
>9 attribute in any stat
>can switch
>950 gold
or
>24 damage
>840 gold
Literally best item
>>158481482
Are the slavs really that dramatic? I heard it was not so much drama just they can't stop acting like pubstars and practice as a team
Urn -> Mana boots -> Vanguard -> Echo sabre
What do you think?
>>158481534
>have CM on team
>mana drain becomes unnoticed
>farming at the speed of light
Yea, no
>>158481482
They should've have like 2-3 tier-1 teams just based on how fucking good their pro players are.
Maybe they have very bad/0 captains outside of FNG who himself is a very derp tier captain these days.
>>158481371
Well the way I see it Ench is still a decent hero if there's big burly heroes to take attention. Things like a Spirit Breaker or Axe to keep people off you while you sit in the back and hammer them with pure damage.
>Is MoM build still viable?
Probably not if the enemy has any idea of positioning, when she was meta I used to pick Nyx and just wait for her to pop it and zap her out of existence. She's still wet paper woven from glass and gets butchered by the meta (drow aura, Timber, Silver Edge)
>>158481586
someone post that webm of G blowing a fuse in the booths while being filmed
She haunts my dreams and I love it.
Purest girl.
>you will never slap sven's ass after wiping the enemy team with your hands still drenched in blood
;_;
>>158481586
I was exaggerating when I said they ALL hate each other but it is a big issue with their teams. Pubstar ego like you said.
>>158479652
>IT'S THE CURRENT CENTURY
>>158481564
>delay your important items by 1000 gold for something that on a farming hero becomes useless quicker than you can say "fag"
kek
How did Loda just fuck that up.
>>158481687
Nice items. How will you get the farm for them?
>>158481687
Trash meme anon
>>158481882
Killing heroes
>>158481905
But illusions get damage block from vanguard
>>158481687
i think its a terrible build.
>>158481786
her pussy must be like a vice when she goes red
>>158481729
>big burly heroes
Is that what tankers are called these days?
>Lods
is this the greatest webm ever made
>>158481839
what happened
>>158482031
Tankers = Aggression Sinkers
Mids = Tempo controllers
Carry = HyperCarry
Gankers = Micro Skirmishers
>>158481808
I bet you're the carry that buys midas, bot's and blink every game and then cries when you lost the game
>triple kill wisp
>>158482101
He botched a gank because he forgot how to use lucent beam.
>watching Alliance
>>158481423
we at least need a spear wielding mounted hero
>>158482356
>haven't seen an OG match since MDL.
>>158482236
great comeback faggot i bet you are a carry who buys PTs on useless heros and loses
>>158482387
that was supposed to be tresdin but valve went full cuck
>>158482356
>not watching kinos
>>158482356post gustav
hold on a second
aneedroid and llamadownude are not the same person
how many of these mediocre female casters trying to force their way into the scene are out there?
>>158482507
>tfw no team like Secret 1.0/team DK 2013 no more
I just want wodota plays in my dota
>>158482438
Mine atleast makes some sense
I have no idea what you're trying to say
>>158482507
>>158482507
>mfw an EU team wins the Boston qualifier
>teams still don't know about the power of caster Luna
>tfw lost all my gustav images
>>158482507
cuck who fell for asian women meme
>>158482094
After which game losing EE fuckup was this?
IVE MADE MYSELF INVISIBLE TO THEM!
>>158482894
how long until his slut gf jumps ship to a bigger name
>>158482470
>hating on best tresdin
>>158482849
Insider bro hereLuna will get a Mirana style aghs in 6.89
>>158482507
How many scientists baffled to this day?
>>158483074
thatsbullshitbutIbelieveit.jpg
will Grant be streaming today do you think?
>>158483074
she's already getting picked a lot. why give her a buff like that
>>158483063
>yfw be OHP by Tresdin after being ravaged by her
why live?
VENGEFYL
SPYRUT
I love her :3
>>158482894
>hating on best boy
>>158483386
skycuck?
>>158482387
Sir Gallus, The White Knight
Melee Strength Hero
Typical white knight on horseback that wields a lance
Q Joust
>Sir Gallus charges towards target point in a strait line at 600 movespeed
>destroys trees and passes through creeps dealing a regular auto attack to each one
>if an enemy hero is hit they are stunned and dealt a crit
>stun duration and crit percent are dependent on how much distance was traveled
>travels 500/700/900/1100 distance
>stuns for 0.28 seconds per 100 distance traveled
>crits for 0.19 per 100 distance traveled
>max stun is 1.4/1.96/2.52/3.08 and max crit is 109/133/171/209%
>a Joust hit will always proc piercing strike
>120 mana cost
>9 second cooldown
W: Piercing strike
>Passive
>20% chance to deal bonus physical damage and ignore some armor
>does not lower the enemies armor but acts as if it was a lower value.
>can never drop below 0 armor unless another source of armor reduction is used as well
>deals 20/30/40/50 bonus physical damage and ignores 2/5/8/11 armor
E: Valiance
>releases a pulse in a small area around him
>temporarily mutes most buffs on affected enemies
>Costs 120/130/140/150 mana
>3/4/5/6 second duration
>18/15/12/9 second cooldown
R: Battletide Aura
>gives small boosts to pretty much everything
>15/30/45 damage
>3/5/7 armor
>3/6/9% magic resist
>20/40/60 attack speed
>10/20/30 movespeed
>1.5/3/4.5 mana regen
>2/4/6 health regen
>only affects heroes
>can be toggled on and off
>2500 radius
>fully stacks with all other auras
>also boosts the range of all friendly auras to 2500 radius
>Meaning if any aura would affect Sir Gallus its effects would be copied at 2500 radius centered on himself
Aghs upgrade
>gives a negative battletide aura to all enemies in range.
>the negative health and mana regen cannot drop enemy regen below 0
>>158483063
>>158483310
>tfw no /fit/ gf
>>158483310
>>158483063
>>158483483
>Being this gay.
Have you ever had to give your fellow gamers a motivational speech when you're the captain they need?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rVN-z9C3g9Q
>>158483483
>tfw chubby gf
>>158483437
>>158483618
Stupid
>>158483483
You fucking gay faggot. Did you know getting attracted to a body building bitch is gayer than liking traps?
>>158483661
Fuck off with this shit
my waifu is angry as fuck
>>158483661
Where's Terrorblade? He's supposed cuck Skywrath and then turn gay for him
>>158483727
Ur mom is stupid
>>158483661
Isn't a whole part of their interaction that Vengeful doesn't give two shits about Skywrath?
>>158483567
>he doesn't want to rub his dick on some girl abs
What a gay
>>158483727
nothing wrong with being gay
>>158483905
She thinks he's a traitor or something
>not a single black hero
Dotards?
>>158483905
She did until she was kill and now only cares about vengeance.
That's why he is a cuck and not just a lonely beta fag.
>>158484080
DK and AM are niggers
>>158483727
>gayer than liking traps?
Liking traps isn't gay retard they have cute stockings on
>>158484080
>rubick
>>158484160
>Cucked by the abstact of Vengeance
Literally Sakura tier
>>158484080
Chen is Somali
>>158484080
What is Chen, LC and Drow
>>158484165
Am is some monk not a nigger, niggers aint monks
>>158484317
AM concept is literally based on a black kid Gaben saw one time
>>158484080
Literally Legion Commander.
>>158483483
Only possible gay to more gay than you is to like a girl like Soe.
>>158484080
>>158484317
AM isn't a chink monk. Only other monks are Indians
>>158484389
We don't allow ESLs in /d2g/, please leave
>if the skin isn't white they are black
DEE TOO GEEEEEEEE
What's this number?
hOlY FUCK 3k GAMES R SO HARD EVERYONE IS SO DOGSHIT THIS ISN@T EVEN DOTA DOWN HERE
>>158484080
>Io
>>158484432
Still not a nigger
He's so orange he's more like a dorito
>>158484508
players watching the game with pennants.
>>158484495
You have to go back
>>158484495
Found the shitskin.
>>158484570
Peru?
>>158473718
>He think's a low cost low cooldown armor buff/debuff with nearly 600 radius and lasting 24 seconds at 1.25 armor gain/loss per second is the worst Ult in the game.
shitter detected
>>158484559
If you are 3k that means you are no better than them.
Stop talking shit and get good.
>>158484559
kys (kill yourself)
>bkb + Eclipse for Wisp
SWEDEN YES
>>158484639
Sven armor buff is ten times better for defensive purposes than this piece of shit
>>158484604
Only thing that posses me off more than wh*tes are half wh*tes
>>158483661
do you think he looked under her skirt while she was unconscious?
...would you guys look?
>>158474021
>her
I hope to Nothl that you're baiting us at this point
LC = Brazilian Tranny
AM = Filipino
Chen = We Wuz Kangz Egyptian
DK = tanned
Drow = Dark Elf
Rubick = white fuccboi wearing black latex
Huskar and Witch Doctor are the only two Black people in Dota
>>158484774
>lets ignore the fact that it also lowers enemy armor
>>158484818
No and no.
>>158484878
>everyone is black
>>158484913
its one of these good on paper skills that you will never utilitize to its full potential
casting your ult on 9 people and hoping teamfight lasts 20 seconds will never fucking happen
>>158484878
>LC = Brazilian Tranny
6.89
Lucifer the Doom's strength gain increased to 6.66
>>158485124
A B S O L U T E M A D M A N
>>158484878
what about e-nigger
What about spectre?
She's a black woman
>>158484878
>Chen = We Wuz Kangz Egyptian
literally is black people from Africa
>Drow = Dark Elf
She is actually human and paints herself
If Huskar is black then so is Dazzle as they both come from the same African voodoo tribe
>>158485113
The point isn't that you can get it on everyone. The point is that because it hits enemies, it can drastically effect the outcome of a fight because it buffs your front liners, makes theirs fragile and it lasts for 24 seconds.
It's an insanely good spell that only scrubs think is bad.
>Invoker has been the most vesitile and overpowered hero in Dota for a solid year and has escaped every single swathe of major nerfs that have effected every other OP hero eventually
Honestly when is this pice of shit being removed from the game?
>Ace of all trades, jack of none
>Literally more games played than Pudge because of how blatantly overpowered he is
I mean he does EVERYTHING GOOD. He should at most do A LOT OF THINGS OKAY. He mana burns better than Nyx, buffs better than Ogre, slows better than viper, does more AOE damage than Jakiro, is sneakier and harder to catch than Weaver and that's not even half of his skills.
WHY
IS
HE
NOT
NERFED???????
what if during Halloween all spooky heroeos were buffed hard for a week?
>>158485376
Sven is son of a white father and black mother which is why they were accused of racemixing
>>158484774
>8 seconds of 5/10/15/20 aoe buff with a 900 range with no aghs boost and a cd of 32/26/20/14 that can be dispelled
>24 seconds of .75/1/1.25 (1.25/1.50/1.75 with aghs) buff and debuff in a 575 (775 with aghs) radius at a 2000 cast range, that also gives ground vision for three seconds and cannot be dispelled
nah, Dazzle's is superior
>>158485442
muh skillcap
>>158485442
He requires skill you noob. All they have to do is buff other heroes so they also require skill which will justify their OPness
>>158485482
Sven's mom was a fish.
>>158485628
did he fuck Naga?
>>158485628
>yfw sven's helmet is shaped like a croissant because of his massive gills
>>158485652
did you fuck your mom?
>>158485564
>>158485594
>Download script.
>He's now a hero with 14 mini-ulties you can cast instantly.
The best thing is that Valve allows scripts so you're free to use 'em.
>>158485715
You require skill to find a script.
>>158485715
Weren't scripts forbidden at one of the majors or was it some meme lan?
>>158485467
6.89:
Pugna INT gain from 4.5 to 5.0
>>158485715
>get spanked by a legitimate good player
>get so frustrated you have to take it out on an imageboard
>blame scripts
literally u
>>158485442
because he has a comfortable <50% winrate at all MMRs and isn't particularly strong competitively.
>tfw no Onion Knight hero with exponentially increasing stat gains
>>158485715
No they aren't allowed.
>>158484878
Nah, I think DK is 70-100% nigger. Just listen to his voice lines.
>>158485376
>Dezun order
>African
They're mountain trolls, damn it
>>158485853
>pl agi gain to 1,8
Mark my words
I just realized all assassin heroes can go invisible
fng a cute
>>158486061
but they can't
S T A G N A N T
T
A
G
N
A
N
T
>>158486150
They all do. PA goes invis on the minimap
>>158486061
every undead hero has some sort of heal or lifesteal
every bug has invis
>>158486186
Is the game going to die exponentially now?
>>158486195
that's not the same
>>158485951
Yes they are, not a single person has been banned or warned for using scripts.
Ever since 2013 has people asked about this and Valve has still not said anything about it, so it's safe to assume they're allowed to be used as none is getting banned/warned and they don't say anything.
I even think a Dev from dev.dota2 said they were allowed.
>This is a premier Defense of the Ancients Two tournament
>>158486061
i just realized cm with blink same hero as phoenix with shiva
Every fish hero has armor reduction
>>158486284
They don't work. I downloaded a meepo script and it didn't work
>>158486061
what about all fish heroes haveing armor reduction?
>>158486356
>>158486379
Slark doesn't. But he's OP so he doesn't count.
>>158485886
>because he has a comfortable <50% winrate at all MMRs
Winrate has NEVER been an indicator of how OP a hero is since half the people playing this game are raging subhumans that are so bad they can't win even with heroes like Invoker or Slark.
>and isn't particularly strong competitively.
Yes he is? He's not usually picked but if he is he's picked by a competent Invoker player and they show that it takes a fucking coordinated team of people that know what they're doing to deal with him. I can play him decently and rape people to death with him, I choose not too because he's so OP
>Lmao I cast Alacrity on Tiny and took your racks in one second, stopped everyone trying to contest by purging their buffs and holding them in the air for 3 seconds, took all their mana so they can't chase with spells then sped off hasted invis to safety
>No guys I'm just good it's not the hero
EVERY
G A M E
Hhahahahha
I love memeleague
gonna have to upvote the official thread on reddit brb
>>158486480
Technically he does, each hit removes agi therefore removing armor
>all mage heroes can cast spells
>>158486480
Slark steals stats, stealing agi means your armor goes down.
>>158486536
>>158486480
You do know that heroes get 1 point of armor per 7 points of agility?
>all warrior heroes have weapons
>it's the Essence Shift doesn't count as armor reduction argument all over again
Do you retards not get tired of doing this shit for like 3 years straight
>>158486632
how deep does Icefrog game design go holy shit
>all mage heroes have an antimage
>all dota heroes are free
woah...
>>158486685
>All heroes that walk on the ground do so with their or their mount's legs
hey guys are we allowed to talk politics here
>Heroes aren't actually heroes
>all strength heroes are tanks
Wow
All mounted heros are/have?
>>158486685Towers shoot people
>all ranged strength heroes are OP
>all skeleton heroes are spooky
>>158486908
Slightly fast movespeed.
>all the Spirit heroes have remnants
how is dota even real?
like one of your strongest heroes
is a fucking dude riding a bat
like what the fuck man
what if there was an ability like rupture but for health
>all Dire heroes are anti-heroes
>Only gold heroes are alch, doom and bounty
Bad game.
>>158487026
>vengeful spirit
>brewmaster
>>158487085
>>158486908
Shit.
See: SK, Warruner, Sparkle pony, chen, keeper, non-carry Abanddon
>>158487130
yeah im not seeing a pattern. shit game
>>158487161
venge's aghs gives her an illusion after she dies
brewmaster ulti gives him a stone remnant, fire remnant and static remnant
holy fuck gusy
mind actually blown
>>158487213
Icefag probably left. He would have left a pattern
>All lightning heroes are shit
Hey, I had to leave Dota alone after Balance of Power because real life sucks. Is Arc Warden still broken?
>>158487042
the fuck? ever seen star wars ep3? high ground advantage hello? if you can fly you have it m8
>>158487353
storm is not shit
>>158487390
He hasn't been mentioned in the past week.
>you get stuck on a team with someone who only plays alchemist
god I hate that hero so much. He just sucks the fun out of any game he's in. ESPECIALLY if he's on your team.
>acts like an entitled cunt, wants every bounty rune, wants supports stacking & sitting on his dick mid and pooling tangos ALWATS, will complain if anything goes SLIGHTLY wrong
>ignores team entirely because he wants to see those shiny gold numbers pop up as much as possibles
>ALWAYS blames the team if he loses
These players are the absolute bottom of the barrel teammates.
Why is Puppey the most based D2 personality?
>>158487353
>arc warden is shit
>all Ice heroes have a slow spell
fucking poetry
>>158487353
>This Raptor is shit
>>158487473
I main alch and take the safelane. My behaviour score is over 9000 so you only have a problem with mid players okay?
>>158486480
>b..but I haven't spawned yet!
>>158486517
The point I was making about winrate was that even in 5k+ matchmaking, his winrate isn't even that great (even though its where you would imagine he would shine). Infact his winrate actually goes down from 4k to 5k+. Meaning if you know what you're doing, he isn't that bad.
He isn't picked actively competetively at all. He's a common pick, B-C tier, but if he was as overpowered as your suggesting he'd be first pick/first ban since all of these teams could run it competantly.
He has a lot of issues early on if he is shut down and he isn't particularly hard to gank. If he doesn't hit his item timings and enemy cores get magic immunity, he becomes a rather weak pick.
>>158487473
>tfw Alch rushing you a 20 minute ahgs on AA and you keep landing your ultis on Weaver, Huskar and Necro
It was a satisfying game, will probably never hapen again but hot damn is it nice to land ulti on a 900 HP heroes just ticking down to their death and there's not a thing they can do about it.
>>158487620
Naga will jizz her eggs and then slark will cum on them like a true fish
>>158487390
Nounless you're a really good arc warden and don't pick it every game
>all heroes have at least one ability designed to damage enemy units on the map
>>158487508
Because he doesn't feels need to explain himself to reddit.
>>158487745
Quick, someone write biologically correct NagaxSlark smut!
>>158487740
that's my fetish
>tfw good boy
i think my behavior score is still shit though
>>158487624
Yea but look at OD, bkb fucks him even harder yet that doesn't stop him from winning a lot
>>158487778
wolves need no nukes
>>158487778
THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS TRUE
>>158487921
forgot pic
>>158486186
Have you ever met such a lazy company before.
They only fix things when its on reddit front page for fuck sake.
>tfw no pacifist hero
>All int heroes are supports
>>158488023
He is right though, even hard support heroes usually have nukes. You can find Dazzle rampages on jewtube.
Even Lycan's wolves are technically intended to deal damage.
>>158470532
But he may be agi the same way io is strength.
>>158488205
Isn't warden a pacifist
>>158488290
>all agi heroes are carries
>all str heroes areTANKERS
>lose
>all female heroes are sluts
What if Lycan wolves bashed
>Just want to do non-carry quests in unranked
>All carries are shit
>Every. Single. One is a gamelosing retard.
>Lose everytime because I'm not carry
Why dont they just uninstall?
>>158472173
Lost a game where enemy team was down two t3's by minute 25 because midlane Zett had 375 gpm. It was naturally my fault as Slardar for saving for bb.
>>158488359
Warden wants to kill both sides, not neither.
>>158488290
>>158488367
The sad part is that below 4k, this really is how it works on a basic level because of stats.
>I've started to enjoy playing with my team for the first time over the past 12-18 months
guess the guyno google search, dont be a cheater bastard. Btw, Whats is he doing now?
>>158488426
what if Luna glaves applied unique attack modifiers
How can I make coffee more drinkable? I want to be a grown up.
>>158487620
>tfw when u spawned accidentally and aborted your seed coldly
>looking back you think about how he'd be 9 years old now, just getting to the point where he starts to say interesting things and have original ideas and surprise you with what he says (or she or xhi)
dang bros
ahahah sike, i fucking think about how that nigga soul awaits me in hell while i'm blowing loads of babies down my girlfriends throat
>>158488205
>change your steam name to some jewish name
>pick jungle alchemist
>supply stupid goys with ak47... i mean aghanim scepters
ez +25
>>158488480
EE?
>>158487943
OD is basically guaranteed to win his lane, is one of the best mids for setting up ganks on whoever he's versing and just needs a force staff before he can walk up to the enemy carry and 4 hit them. Needs less to get going, and its easier for him to get.
Also i'd argue Invoker has way more issues with BKB.
When does our guy Singsing play dotards?
>>158488519
>HD: 63
>Pick Antimage
>Never get any space at all
>Enemy is always taking racks by 20 minutes
>Enemy picks AM
>Never gets ganked
>Never has his jungle warded or ganked by anyone else
>Lose after he finishes comfortably 6 slotting himself.
This is literally every AM game for me, why can't I just enjoy that mana break sound and farm items and sunder cabals? Why the fuck is 4 man smoke ganing a thing only on the enemy team??
>>158488170
>post in the official forum
>ignored and buried forever
>cry in reddit about something
>new dota update
>>158488519
>HD: 63
lol
>>158488592
>Half chink subhuman
>Our guy.
Artour Babaev @Arteezy 2m2 minutes ago
i just queued into a game with 8 peruvians out of 10 guys needless to say it was a nightmare containing level 1 rosh and 0-10 huskar at 5min
>>158488543
Similar braindead but no. Still, lukewarm.
>>158488749
it's only going to get worse unless Valve wake up and region lock servers
>>158488617
>>158488680
some stupid goy must have stepped into acid spray
>all female heroes are supports or have supporting auras
what did valve mean by this
>>158488964
>all healers are men
Valve?
>>158489045
men can be sluts too anon
>>158489075
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/8/8b/Necr_omni_07.mp3
>>158488964
is cancer still trying complain about sexism in dota? I'm kinda disconected of the scene right now.
>get a jungle enchantress on your team
>-25 incoming
>sits in jungle all game
>doesn't gank
>rushes
>RUSHES
>glimmer cape
>>158489224
i fucking knew it, under that beard and that manly gut there's a feminine buttboy
omni a qt
>try to play lol
>Summoner spells, rune pages, and mastery bs
Nah
>sandstorm with Amplify Damage
This really makes me think guys..
>>158489424
>empire
>>158489387
>dotababy overwhelmed by good features crafted by people with 10 year experience in moba games
figures
>>158489501
>check guides
>"you need these masteries to jungle with this hero, otherwise it's unplayable"
Get grinding goy
>>158489567
lmao there is no way that's true
>>158489501
>10 year experience
That's not even enough to wash dishes in a diner let alone design a videogame properly
>Mana cost on Blink removed.
>2 runes always spawn now, allowing both mid to bottle every 2'nd min.
>Greaves and Soulring added.
>Many good items gives mana and mana regeneration now.
Remember when Mana actually was an issue in this game and you had to be somewhat tactical and know when to use your spells? Back then CM was really good because of her mana aura which is nearly useless now.
And now you can spam spells even more than in LoL because of all the powercreep in the game.
>>158489424
>posting the inaccurate version from reddit
can you pls kys
>>158489501
They're good in a business sense yeah, but they just bloat the game and make it a hassle to play multiple heroes in the fly (which is kinda the point of Moba games with their huge rosters)
Everything that affects how a champ plays should be done in the game and not as a buyable add-on tbqh
>>158489612
it is. you can't kill forest creeps in that game if you don't have armor runes. you also need to spend one of your two summoner spells so you can basically use iron talon on the creeps. those summoner spells are chosen before the game starts and cannot be changed during the game, therefore you are locked into the jungling position after you start. lovely game
>>158489612
It actually is
If you haven't got the max level jungling is pretty much unreal unless its on a hero that's really really good at it
-d2g
watching loda lose is so satisfying
>>158489780
>>158489809
>you have to pay 10 goybux to jungle
brilliant why doesn't Valve do this to discourage retards
>>158489387
I play 1 game of LoL every week (vs 50 or so games of Dota)
That 1 game alone reminds me of why I stopped playing the game, and at the same time makes me reminisce the time when the game wasnt as ASS SHIT as it is now.
It also makes me more baffled than I already was at how it is even possible for this garbage to get the number of players that it does.
>>158489919
the reality is that every single game has a jungler in league of legends. that's the meta, there's no breaking the meta
also the runes are bought with in-game money that you gain by playing, but you can speed up the in-game money gains with real money by buying ip boosts (ÃŒP is the in-game currency, RP is the currency you buy with money)
>>158489780
how that sounds fucking awful holy shit
>>158489780
jesus
What year does alliance think they are playing in?
>>158489780
>>158489919
>>158490152
>>158490185
100
B I L L I O N
A C T I V E
P L A Y E R S
will Loda ever retire?
Is there any reason not to buy Midas in a ranked pub under 5k mmr
>>158490630
Not until he goes bald
>>158490630
stop posting awful pictures with the lore reversed
>>158490630
you think losing to akke and a bunch of nobodies would be the wake up call to move on with life
>>158485376
>She is actually human and paints herself.
Literally appropriating Drow culture in Drow-face.
>>158490780
cute!
>>158490507
they are actually got better without bulldog, akke and s4
i guess they need to kick remaining two members to become a truly good team
and vp are sooo good
>>158487858
>naga shat eggs in the river
>slark came into the river
>bebe is born
>>158490054
but what happens if two people with the jungling spells get matched on the same team
>>158490893
their draft was dogshit
what the fuck is an SF mid
what the fuck is a chen jungler
etc
>>158490959
you get reported to the Tribunal and have to attend a mandated counseling session to cure your toxicity ;^)
>mfw did a siesta today so I can see Kaipi conquer NA
>Fucking gypsies taking over NA quals
>>158490959
basically what >>158491105
said
>>158491105
I don't know why my brain read "mandated counseling" as "mating", or a second I was tempted to play LoL
>>158465436
Lina, if you're going to post this in every single thread, you could at least change up the wording a bit and make it not so obvious/desperate looking.
>PSG can only win at 4.1k with overpowered, underrespected offlaners!
where
is
your
mmr
god
now
>>158488507
>coffe
start out with adding chocolate milk mix. that's what I did more than 10 years ago. coffee can be a right pleasure and a useful tool once you get over the initial hinderance
>>158490986
i missed beggining of the game and not sure about sf, guess they were lacking in push and rosh taking and it's not like support slardar can gank mid efficiently so they decided to get sf
chen is actually not terrible, the same VP were winning most games with him and heard OD said that EGM were quite successful at early rotations
>3 dreamhack masters give you bulllets
is it implying you should kill yourself
>picking sf
>picking chen
what patch does alliance think this is?
>>158491108
Is the nap really worth it? I can't trust myself if I was on a job to take something like that for 1-2 hours.
Also, most americans would have no idea what the heck a siesta is.
Hey, what's up dudesters?
Losing many games as usual tonight?
>>158491392
>pick sf
>don't build aghs
>lose
>>158491291
>b-but you were 1 and 3! you probably didn't even do any damage!
:^)
>>158491521
why the fuck would u ever builds aghs when ur jungle alch will have one hand delivered
>>158491554
>mek lich
lmao
>>158489501
I know this is bait, but there are actually people who think summoner spells are a good feature, and while i dont mind runes/masteries, there are people who go "Yeah its really a thinking mans game, just look at these options you have to choose from"
>>158491635
because SF was your mid, and all mids need to build for AP, not AD
>>158491662
yah meks terrible with terrorblade on your team especially
>>158491554
?
you have the lowest damage and net worth on your team
>>158491687
>bait
that looks like blatant irony to me, not everything posted on 4chan has to be le bait
>>158486480
>Slark is OP
Alright 3k retard
>>158491758
>hard pos5 has lowest net worth on team
wow rly? dmg is same as bloodseeker with 40% more net worth 1k less than mirana with almost 40% more net worth
KEEP
HATING
MMR SYSTEM = T R A S H
GULAG STATUS = T O L D
BTFO KIDS
>>158486529
>>158486550
>>158486630
That's like saying OD orb steals mana
>>158491871
embarrassing
>>158491482
woke up from a nap a while ago, still completely drowzy. thinking about whether or not I should take the time out of my day to visit my dying grandma tomorrow. I don't really care what happens to her but it's probably the last chance to see her alive. I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to die and I want to ask her why, but I'm going with my sister and I don't want to paint myself that gruesome in front of her. I think I would have chickened out either way, but it's pretty much the only thing I want to know from her before she goes. She's old and sick as fuck and doesn't have many people left in her life.
Which two teams are going to Boston /d2g/?
>>158491974
yeah embarrassing for 4ks to keep getting beaten by a 2.9k who bought a russian account
behavior score is 6600 btw not even good
>>158491974
dont respond to avatarfags
Especially irrelevant ones that try to get back to the main group of avatarfags by baiting (you)s
>>158491937
He does
Did slacks mean to say "no hair under this hat"?
I basically like Slacks but he should cut down what he says by about 25-30%
>>158492046
col and fdl i hope
>>158492046
kaipi and kingao+4
>>158492046
NP and FREEDOM
Fogged is to Merlini as Juicy J is to 2 Chainz
>>158492046
Kaipi and NP
>>158492149
No, he steals int
If someone had a skill that stole armor, it would be called "armor steal"
If he steals int, its "int steal"
If he reduces armor it's "armor reduction"
>>158492046
coL + FDL
but i think anime dream have a chance
Yo, can I get some sniper tips?
>American Open Qualifier 1 won by CWM
>American Open Qualifier 2 won by bone7
at this point should they be renamed to Romanian Open Qualifier?
>>158492448
>>158492342
>want to believe in Kaipi at least making it past open so I can see Sing vs Envy
a man can dream
Who is the hardest late game carry?
FUCK OFF WITH THIS PUDGE SUPPORT SHIT, IT'S FUCKING CANCER.
NERF THIS FAT FUCK
>>158492303
Reminds me of Pyrion. IHe was always really annoying to me, but that was because he was in shittercasts with Shane, Sheever, Andy etc. When he was with Charlie, Redeye and CAp, he would only make a single goofy statement every 5th sentence or something, and it was actually enjoyable
>>158492491
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/4d/Snip_ability_shrapnel_03_ru.mp3
>>158492485
Are you literally retarded or just pretending?
>>158492598
my dick
>>158492634
"slark stat steal is not the same as armor steal" is a recurrent bait quite successful in teh past
it gets posted every now and then
>>158492516
this is liberalism in a nutshell
the celebration of white genocide
every place that is our own taken over by foreigners
>>158492608
agreed. Reined in Pyrion is real nice
>>158492634
Are you retarded.
There's a lot of terms used in dota, and for a reason. People get confused, and theres often math involved on how different mechanics work, so you should use proper terms.
It's like saying "Purge? That's just dispel, right?"
>>158492491
yea kill yourself and uninstall dota
>>158492760
What the fuck are you talking about? Romania is infinitely whiter than USA, if anything your shithole is being saved.
>>158492863
lmao americans btfo
>rape all lanes
>get all towers by 20 min
>enemy has lycan and bloodseeker
>we have lifestealer and sniper
>both of them die in literally 2 hits to wither of the enemy
how is bloodseeker balanced
literally can 2 shot anyone with 500 damage for free because you didnt end in 20 min
>>158492863
Slavs aren't whites, they're subhumans
Why do people say Slark and OD steal stats when they give it back in the end?
>winning
>team refuses to let me finish my item and keeps taking retarded fights without me then blames me for them walking uphill with no vision
>enemy gets le epic memeback gold and is all 6 slotted now
>lose
epic
>>158492949
i dunno man this guy looks whiter than any NA pro
>500mb update
>>158493105
>Mihai
Sounds pretty cyka blyat chernobyl babuski to me
>>158493119
>all hats and more shitty overlays
>pick PA
>go mid
>lose
Alliance?
>>158493187
still whiter than murrica
you guys are like 20% white at this point
>>158492949
stay mad
>>158493258
I'm not NA. I'm just telling you that Romanians are also part of the subhuman race
>>158493294
true
but ill take cyka blyats over peru any day
>>158493241
The only set I really want... just because that beautiful ass.
>>158493119
your dota probably got all dlc checked all of the sudden for some reason
i had same issue
restart steam and uncheck everything
>>158493265
?
How is this picture relevant. You find waifus in every country
Too bad about the culture equivalent to third world countries though
romania is not slavic
>>158493460
it's relevant because of the color of the skin mostly
>>158493460
you can also name any country and call it a shithole because shitholes exist everywhere
>>158493513
uhh can you not spoil the memes thanks
alliance is actually so full of morons
i hope they kill themselves
>LODA OD
LAMO FAMALAM
>>158493513
yeah but you can't expect for americans to understand something as complex as "romania" coming from "rome" and therefore being mediterranean people which are basically betteraryans and the most superior race to exist
Bow to your new overlords, amerifats
>>158493513
LOL. It's definitely not pure white EU
I'm sure you can pull some race literally no one here has heard of, but there are effectively 3 groups in EU
>Pure white
>slavs
>different shitskin variants
>gets free lane
>get outfarmed by ench 12 minutes in
nice carry swedecucks
>>158493732
reminder that Italians and French are not white though
>>158493732
what about finland
>>158493513
Well yeah, they're gypsies and vampires.
>>158493717
hold on
when did CWM get cancer?
>>158493712
I'm sure Bosnians and Ukranians count as not slavs and not shitskins to you too
>>158493831
north italians are
so are north french
>>158493831
t. /pol/ards
Everybody is a nigger move on to dota faggots
>that kid who thinks /int/ is the coolest shit ever
>>158493840
If you go by the meme, they're mongolians. If you go by normie stereotypes, just white, if you go by reality, some russian in the east, some swede in the west
>>158493874
they don't speak a romance language like romanians so even if they are white their cultures are degenerated and wouldn't count as whites
/int/ was fun when /int/ was /int/, instead of every other board pretending to be /int/
>its a /d2g/ argues over which yuropoor is whiter episode
>>158494013
>between serbia and ukraine
>white
>b-but we are of glorious roman descent!
Yeah too bad you fucked slavs for ages, so now youre one of them
Or would you like to get called gypsies instead, the group that deserved second holocaust
>>158494164
poland is the whitest country
>>158494164
at least "yuropoors" can argue about it while american whites are an almost extinct minority
>>158494261
>b-but we have some latin blood still left in us eventhough we fucked slavs and are basically living in slav culture!
Speaking of white people it looks like the danes are going to win the second EU open qualifiers
hey dotards , if you died does that mean youre not alive?
>Getting stomped by Sniper.
FUCKING WEW LAD.
Miss me Loda?
YOU
GOT
PEEPED
>LULDA
wew
>Alliance is still shit
>Navi is still shit
>Liquid is still shit
Why are these teams even still around?
Sniper back into the META?
>tfw Glorious Finnish white mongolian
>top tier healthcare and education
>Scandinavian masterrace
>literally breath and live on memes
>next to no shitskin refugees, niggers only in student cities and not that many either
>Terrorists aren't interested, chilling with russia
>no natural disasters
>NEETbux
Feels good to be actual privileged white
I get a little hard every time I see alliance lose
>>158494684
>annexed by Russia in less than 3 years
sure sounds great
>>158494628
>tfw we won't ever got any good teams(outside China) because the competitive ciclejerk does not allow new teams to play.
why do e-sportsmen look like faggots compared to our real-sportsmen?
fucking losers
>>158494643
he is just back from the garbage bin, not because he is strong hero by himself, but because hurricane pike is a broken tier item
>>158494814
>tfw you will never stop posting this retarded shit
>>158494918
who are you talking about
>>158494918
Hey out boys look all right
>>158494812
>source:me
NATO has a real problem with russia gaining access to Scandinavia, a big part of their economy is tied to Finland (Timber, Dairy products, Holiday resorts)
But stay upset, I'll stay here having literally no problems.
>>158495094
I miss Illidan
>>158494918
have you seen pro csgo players? they all look like lumberjacks and athletes
>>158494812
>muh russia boogeyman
kys
>>158495195
i dont
>>158494918
Because they are fucking manchildren who don't know how to socialize.
>>158495094
that asian manlet in the bottom middle of lol section looks like boxers rtz with that pose
>>158495165
>>158495261
Is that what you repeat at night to not pee yourself? NATO are a useless bunch of idiots and the day russia walks into finland they won't move a finger to not risk a big scale war
>>158494684
>Russian cumdumpster for 100 years
>white
nice try tho
>>158495365
You know, aslong as ur not a defenseless slav country like Romania that no one cares about, Russian isn't doing shit to you. They might fly in your airspace once in a while to flip you off, but that's about it.
They might be opportunists who look at Ukraine and go "Yeah we should probably seize that", but it's current year, a first world country isn't walking into another one when they have no hate between them
>>158495365
>russia annexing countries for no reason at all
>russia being able to annex anything but other slav shitholes
>>158495452
Stay upset, non-scandinavians. We'll be here with literally no problems, best living standards, being closest to white you can be (sorry about the shitskins though, sweden)
>nobody is covering the NA qualifiers
>probably going to have to watch llama
>>158495620
Entire scandinavia population is like what? 10-15 million? How many generations will it take for those brown man from sweden to branch out into neighbouring countries and make white people minority? :^)
Why does Sandking aghs just straight up hard counters PL?
The EU qualifier grand final is Alternate (Poland) vs. Imperial (Denmark) by the way
>>158496004
I don't care, I'll be dead by then. I'm just enjoying living in a country that's biggest problem for people under 25 is "bohoo our mental healthcare is just average!"
Hey dotards, check this out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnHQJs8m57M
>>158495924
Why not just watch in game?
It's helped me improve my map awareness a lot desu. I'm still holding out for GrandGrant though.
>>158496084
icefrog hates pl
>>158496130
>tumblr artstyle
nty
>>158496130
>>158496257
>tfw this dude is br
hue.
>>158496143
I haven't had this garbage installed for two years
>>158496257
>ntying "5 reasons to pick" guy
>"tumblr"
wow neo-gulag is fucking abysmal
The coolest thing about LlamaDownUnder is that she has MoustacheMonday where she wears a fake moustache! xD
You really need a lot of personality to be able to pull that off. LlamaDownUnder for TI7 grand finals when?
>>158496386
hey me too
>>158496423
wtf I love LlamaDownUnder now.
>>158496386
>>158496441
Smart choice my dudes.
You guys have your priorities straight.
>>158496423
wow! thats HILARIOUS
im fucking dying over here
>>158496423
Woah, that's epic.
I'll bet a girl like Llama can even start a trend with that.
>>158496423
how wacky!
I'm done playing early game heroes. Nobody wants to push unless drow is picked.
>>158496593
>people can die because of funny stuff
that's why I'm always sad
>>158481978
wheres that fem pugna boi.
>>158496130
Get your shitty reddit videos out of here
Watch this, literally never posted on reddit, that's how /OUR GUYS/ these guys are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li6Pg7m8iQ4
>>158496368
>>158496368
Not the same dude but how do you know?I'm legit curious
What went wrong, I was jugg, what could have been donethey banned slark.