/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spress Station

>>158426296
http://pastebin.com/PQmhBEe2
which admin is protecting this shitter who constantly does everything an IAA isn't supposed to

What makes a good head of staff? Looking for any input.

Join the coding discord
https://discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

Want to discuss new projects before they're already in PR form and hard to change?
Join the coding discord

Want to discuss game design with the people who are trying to design your game?
Join the coding discord

Want to bug the coders in REAL TIME with a bug that they should fix?
Join the coding discord

Want to shill your own idea guy shit that nobody wants but someone MIGHT want and that keeps you up at night?
Join the coding discord

Want to actually learn to code but you're stuck at the B-B-BUT HOW stage?
Join the coding discord

>>158426974
wanna become one of cluster's shitter metabuddies?
Join the coding discord

>>158427070
Want to have zero input on what goes into the game?
Don't join the coding discord

>>158426767
know everything there is to know about the department you want to be head of

be robust in case of revs

be sociable enough to lead your department

be somewhat robust, unless you want to be HoS then be extremely robust

be ready to become the defacto cap if you're the only head

>>158427314
Want to avoid encouraging there being a second discord when there is no need to have more than one?
Don't join the coding discord

>>158426453
It was a confirmed cult round though. Whats wrong with this?

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>>158427314
Isn't the point of Github discussion to discuss the changes being made?
Think nigga think

>>158427435
>what was wrong with an IAA getting involved with other crew members, becoming a vigilante, trying to be security as IAA, using his access to get an egun at roundstart

>>158426767
Be a strong leader figure that the crew (or at least your department) can look up to.

Be good at the department you're head of. I mean real good. You gotta know your shit inside and out.

Be willing and ready to step up if every other head manages to die before you do.

Be robust.

>>158427521
Once something gets to PR stage it has a 90-95% chance of getting in no matter what you say.

If you want something that is closer to what you want you should talk to the coders directly.

>>158427578
I actually recall him leaving the station early on after the cult started kidnapping people.

>>158427691
Kurt is a shit IAA EVERY round he goes IAA, the shitter needs to be job banned already

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Reminder that all dead Raider's *ghosts* need to be on the skipjack.

>>158427818
Then make a ban request

>>158427891
>Just make a ban request lmao
Fuck off, the admins see this shit every round he plays IAA and choose to ignore it

>>158427837
I mean. That picture isn't wrong.

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>Waifu posting finally dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu3D1yH2WYM

>>158428275
Waifus will always exist, especially when you have people like Felicity and Ashe that autist this shit up with their waifu ways.

>clown spaces xenoarch
>asimov borg watches and does nothing

>>158428275
I'd shill my wiafu but I don't want to share her.

>>158428380
>botanist dying on floor
>asimov borg doesn't bring him onto the shuttle

>>158428174
>It's the admin's fault that he gets away with this
That's definitely the way to get what you want done, blame it on the only people who can actually take care of the issue.

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>New personalities available for download
>its little bro

>>158428332
>beepsky does not have a SPS
>get killed and stuffed in a locker inside maint
shit sec

>>158428440
>kurt always called out for IAA shittery in thread
>admins read thread
>admins see these things ingame
>admins do nothing

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>New personalities available for download
>its S.A.R.G.E.

>>158428498
I had fun, too. Thanks.

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>New personalities available for download
>its A.L.I.C.E.

>>158428596
>implying anyone would listen to the thread when they start shouting "BAN X BECAUSE Y"

What if you could emag syringe guns to accept SE and UI syringes

>>158428596
It's because the only way you get shit taken care of is by ahelping or FUCKING MAKING A BAN APPEAL STOP BLAMING THE ADMINS

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>New personalities available for download
>its PAL9000

>>158428910
>>158428765
>>158428607
>>158428498
pAI buffs W H E N

>>158429154
PAI BUFFS WHEN
FUCK BORERS WE NEED PAI BUFFS

>>158429154
>>158429284
Literally feature request any ideas you have for pAIs on github
I hate borers too who the fuck made them biobuddies

>>158429445
They were made into nonantags like last year because antag borers weren't fun.

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>>158429284
>disliking borers
shame on you

>>158429154
>>158429284
I'll be happy to code them, but bug Skullyton to finish his work on mechanical limbs first. I don't want to touch them while he's working on that big overhaul.

>>158429445
Make a issue megathread about it, senpaitachi

i'm all for pAI buffs but out of curiosity, what do you fellas even have in mind?

>>158429601
A honking module.
I don't want to just make the honk sound either, I want to honk at things, like you can do with horns.

>>158429601
What about making them implantable into robot arms/legs, like a cybernetic version of what borers are now?

>>158429601
pai can stun assailants adjacent assailants every 30 seconds

Actually we could just use the projects feature of Github to glob huge balance/related feature requests together provided someone actually wanted to work on them?

I don't know, fuck github for organizing shit like that. I wish I hated phpbb less or something

>>158429709
i know on a server i played you could put pAIs into hardsuit helmets and they could use chem synthesizer from there, the limb idea is fun though and gives some purpose to robo limbs

>>158429601
pais are fine, revert borer madness

>>158429601
D O C K I N G

Hardsuit docking: Control Internals, Magboots and whatever toogleable
Machine docking: Get the nanoUI of said thing.
Exosuit Docking: Control Mecha Verbs and Maybe, even co-pilot it.

>>158429601
An advanced pAI you could make with better research would be nice.
Just give it more memory for programs, if nothing else.

>>158426767
CMO
>no one plays this
HOP
>only shitters play this
CE
>can make passive cooled SME with little effort
HOS
>experience as Warden
>ability to restrain hitler urges
>robust
Cap
>robust
>powergayman knowledge of all departments
>ability to delegate

>>158429601
Remote camera view
Repair robotic limb damage
Synthesize nanobots

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help make the job less shit
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/12348

>>158429601
More department specific software
Like a mining download gives the pai mesons and a mining scanner that's always on
An engineering or research module that lets the owner remote operate machines when it's in their hand, but not doors
A medical download that works like a health analyzer/ mass spec
A service download that scans one or two good items and lets them sythasize at will
A security module that works like a camera flash and flashes everyone in a small radius

I think they should be more like personal assistants instead of borers.

>>158429445
literally 5 more memory on the pAI would make it much better.

The memory is what really limits the pAI. Or else you have to wipe yourself over and over, and for most people thats border meta.

>>158429989
miner drone docking allows the PAI to control it to help the miner with whatever

Did the revs or NT win?

>>158431632
NT won

>>158431632
REVS LOST BABY

>>158431632
NT

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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LETS TALK ABOUT THE REAL ISSUES

janitor trashbag still cannot pickup clothes or body parts

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>Virologist
>No virus mutations all shift
>Pray to Ebola-chan for a mutation
>Pathogenic incubator beeps.
>THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN

>round ends

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Someone bring her back to me

>>158429842
Underrated.

>>158431765
or plastic bags. you fuckers leave these things sitting everywhere and i can't fucking throw them away!

>>158429989
Anon I have been suggesting that exact thing for almost five years now, it's never going to happen
And 'docking' is a retarded name unless you're talking about ships or penises, you're not steve jobs

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Make some OC, nerds

>>158431767
>No virus mutations all shift
litterally how. you just turn it on and let it go.

Where's Celt's response to the discord thing its been two days?

>>158433159
ARR ENN JEE

>>158431767
Could always set up a second incubator.

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>>158433086
No, drawing is a pain in the ass

>>158433164
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=2821

>>158433492
thanks

>>158433561
What did NASA say?

>>158433492
Much appreciated

>>158433218
RNG can't be that bad. You literally just turn it on and let it run till it pings, unless this was a 5 minute purge round it would've pinged.

>>158433591
They told me that the discord servers are on mars and the martians are taking care of them so we don't have to worry about a thing.

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Reposting for prosperity

>>158433962
hint:the martians are xevonix, aka yahir

>>158431765
>or body parts
this drives me fucking bananas as a janiborg because there's literally no way for you to get rid of them so you have to just leave these fucking piles of human pieces laying around

>>158433962
You mean scootaloos. there's no such thing as martians.

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>>158433086

>>158435040
Scootaloo is a nickname for MARtians like human is a nickname for EARTHlings, am I right?

>>158435315
Sending a email to NASA right now asking about how to casually refer to martians

>>158435570
What did NASA say?

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>>158434502
It's true. Discord pays me to stay on mars and make sure the room stays cold so you can upload all your nude anime girl picture at breakneck speeds.

>>158435701
Based

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>>158434470
>mfw it just works

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>>158426974
Want Clusterfack to pretend like he gives a damn about your opinion?
Join the coding discord because he literally has said he doesn't give a shit about anything unless it is said in the coding discord
Until people actually join the coding discord to give feedback there, then he will move the goalpost further away

>>158436192
Good

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>>158434470
Mr fantastic research director when?

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Heres some Fresh OC.

>>158426974
>coders bitch at people for YEARS to put everything on github
>"who gives a shit about this bug that gets complained about every thread I don't see it on the github!"
>"wow if you didn't like this PR why didn't you comment in github!"
>"coders will never see this balance bitching in the thread put in the github!"
>"who gives a FUCK about the server votes the github votes are winning!"
suddenly
guys stop using github it's pointless come to our discord we opened in a childish shitfit not one week ago

>>158436601
>implying wizards aren't dirty elves

>NT default
>is not the default AI settings

>>158436601
nigger you posted that a thread or two ago shut the fuck up

>>158436645
That's because bitching at people to come on IRC seemed even less likely to occur, but now most people are using discord for multiple purposes so it's easy.

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>>158436720
what about this one.

>>158436759
you know what even more people are using?

the thread
which is shit because it doesn't have any of the features of github
much like the discord

>>158435315
Nop. Scootaloo is a nickname for Mars People

>>158436859
The thread is a terrible place for discussion, and if someone did post about a game mechanic or idea for something here it would just get shouted down.

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>>158436859
How much do you think it would cost to pay Hiro to intergrate Github features with 4chan?

He's good at coding right?

>>158436645
What's wrong with the thread
People actually use this
There's a reason it's called the "/vg/" server, not the "external niche communication platform used by a small subset of sociable faggots who care enough to join" server

>>158436949
discord is also a terrible place for discussion

>>158437026
How do you figure?

>>158436901
>mars people
that's racist
clearly the real term is martian

>>158437058
>no search function
>hidden, private channels

>>158436949
>it would just get shouted down.
Hey you know what ideas get "shouted down" with
"When you code it"
Meaning, the only people to blame are coders who don't want to code it, not the people who inform everyone that coders don't want to code it

>>158437058
try to count the features of github that the discord HAS
count up

>>158437118
Neither of those things make it an actually worse place for discussion.

>>158437185
what was meant by this?

>>158437202
>no search doesn't make discord worse
Are you professionally stupid or just a talented amateur? Not being able to find things that have been said in the past instantly makes it a worse place to discuss a long running project. You know what does have searchable logs? Github and the thread.

>>158437026
Image boards are designed to be transient bullet boards.

Discord is designed to used for voice chat while gaming.

>>158437434
We're talking about discussion itself moron. Not about the fucking archival system.

In this respect it absolutely outshines the github and the thread which are forum style posts being a issue tracker and an image board respectively instead of IRC style chat rooms.

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>>158437605
>voice chat while gaming
Sounds like PR discussion to me!

>>158437657
In terms of communication, the only real difference between this right now and an IRC is that here you have a cooldown between posts
Which wouldn't be an issue if you faggots didn't insist on staying here

>>158437605
>>158437657
hold on, is this just shitposting or are coders actually being serious

>>158437657
cluster shut the fuck up and stop trying to get people to join your new metaclub

>>158437910
It has a cooldown, a rather large one
No (reliable) name system
Can't tell you when someone is typing (compared to discord)
Have to pay money monthly or solve captchas to make a post

>>158437657
Fun fact, IRC has better IRC-style chat than Discord.
Channels are free, too. And it's more accessible.

Mumble has worse text chat than IRC, but it's still better than Discord.
It's got better voice chat than Discord, too.
Mumble server aren't free though. What the hell is Discord's business model anyways?

Not that voice chat is even a desirable trait here.
What with it being opposed to logging discussions...
And opposed to large scale communication...
And opposed to gameplay...

>>158438142
There's a reasons the coders abandoned IRC, several of them really

>>158438069
This does not need to be an issue
What is a tripcode
Who the fuck cares
Seriously, this does not need to be an issue, you people torture yourselves unnecessarily by staying on this sinking ship

>>158438238
>he thinks everyone should get a tripcode so they can discuss code in the thread

>>158438069
>No (reliable) name system
How is having a hashed password not a reliable name system?


>Have to pay money monthly or solve captchas to make a post
Shit might as well just chop off my hand now then huh, since having to solve a captcha apparently makes it impossible to post.

>>158438142
You know what also does IRC-style chat, with searchable logs, with optional voice, for free, and has a massive install base compared to discord so many people will already have it? Skype. But we still don't need another place outside the thread and the github for coders to ignore the players.

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>>158437975 Cluster is seriously disregarding feedback that doesn't come from the new Discord server he's established, yes.

>>158438356
it annoys me this picture is not 640kb

>>158438339
If you need literally everyone taking part to be identifiable, then it's not a discussion worth having publicly anyway

>>158438356
discord is a fucking cancer

>>158437975
>>158438062
I will say Github is terrible for discussing "what ifs", things we don't have code for yet
Great for balance issues though
Discord is good as a replacement for IRC which is where a lot of coder discussion happened already.
Complex issues like "how do we change R&D" or "how do we make pAIs not shit now that borers are fucking ridiculous" would be better done on a forum but no one really uses the site forums except admins and people with ban appeals/requests so it's a terrible place to discuss changes that matter to players because players will never see it.
>>158437910
>>158438238
I mean
Trying to discuss how to best fix a bug that breaks the game isn't really done very well through either github OR thread
Also
>implying tripcodes aren't obnoxious
>>158438356
This is something we've had a discussion about today yeah
Not that he's actively ignoring outside input but he kind of expects feedback to come to him, and if it doesn't come to him then it's not important enough in his eyes

>>158438339
All of the people who matter already have trips

>>158438431
We could collectively fuck off to /qst/
I doubt they'd even notice

>>158438339
that's litterally the point of a tripcode. Temporary identities to use when associating a name to a post is important. So yes, coders and admins probably should have a trip when discussing code and admin issues in thread.

Oh shit, there's one now >>158438502

>>158438604
bad job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuofaDxa6Oo

>>158438431
Doesn't matter so much that they're identifiable so much as distinguishable from one another
One loud voice influencing many lurkers is a pretty big issue on /vg/
Especially an issue on /gsg/, or it might still be, I stopped browsing it forever ago because it was fucking disgusting
>>158438603
Yeah but also stigma against trips makes us look like assholes, and it's not that the stigma is bad but it's definitely not going to make us look good if we rely on it

>Hotline Miami role
>eliminate russians (5 random people)
>escape on shuttle
>Uplink gives you 1 of several hotline themed packages, complete with outfits with buffs
>Tony mask/outfit gives your punches increased damage etc
when

>>158438502
>Trying to discuss how to best fix a bug that breaks the game isn't really done very well through either github OR thread
Again, not really a discussion worth having publicly anyway

>implying tripcodes aren't obnoxious
Not when they're necessary

>>158438506
We already had an entire board we could fuck off to, "in case of emergency"
Nobody wanted to leave /vg/

>>158438717 It's probably that poorly standardized 1000 v. 1024 bullshit.
But hey, at least hardware providers get away with false advertisement.

how do you make / where do you find logic assemblies like the math or addition circuit

i just want to make voice activated lights damnit

>>158438718
>Doesn't matter so much that they're identifiable so much as distinguishable from one another
This wouldn't be a problem on a board with IDs

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>>158438809
OKAY I GOT IT THIS TIME I SWEAR

>>158438736
only if there's a carl mask

>>158438748
>Again, not really a discussion worth having publicly anyway
Yeah let's leave players out of discussions about how best to change an entire department!
>REMOVE ASTEROID
And that wasn't even private. It just wasn't advertised outside of Discord.
Bugfix discussion on discord is fine, at least.
>>158438865
But we're on 4chan and we don't get that option because of board rules so hey.
We'd have to jump ship if we wanted that. And at that point we might as well just use the site forums.
I don't think that's entirely productive.

>>158438748
>in case of emergency
That suggestion was for poster identification, not for emergency

>>158439021
>We'd have to jump ship if we wanted that. And at that point we might as well just use the site forums.
>I don't think that's entirely productive.
Well, you're basically already having secret back room discussions purely by having them take place on services nobody cares enough to use, so it's not like it matters much anyway

>>158439132
What
Anon those quotation marks weren't for emphasis, they were to signify a quote

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>borg releases plasma on vox shuttle
>starts a fire
>beats a trader and crewman to death
>breaches the shuttle
>humans still on the outpost, two without hardsuits to pass through the roid
>gets a week silicon ban

>get cloned and go mine silver and gold so I can pretend my Bird Bus was successful ;_;

>>158438825
autolathe

>>158439317
That is a damn impressive treasure pile though.

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>>158439256
The fuck where you quoting?

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>>158439256
>on services nobody cares enough to use
>over 100 users on the main discord
Counting only the users currently online, because apparently you can't count offline users in a highly populated server, we've got 102 online users right now, PLUS 13 admins, the chicken himself, and 2 coders.
That's a lot of nobodies.
I'd say less people use the thread than use Discord at this point.

>>158439412
each sheet of gold/silver gives you like, five coins. so a single silver ore turns into 25 silver coins.

>>158439476
>I'd say less people use the thread than use Discord at this point.
Cool, then you can all go suck each other's dicks in your discord forever and let /vg/ have a /vg/ server.

>>158439476 You've got 100 people who've used your Discord at some point in time, who used *someones* Discord server in the last day or so. Or left their phone on.

>>158439476
We get more IPs per thread you dip

>>158439452
Well, when I said "we", I sure as fuck didn't mean "me", and I also wasn't talking about "nobody"
I meant "we" as in "/vg/", as in faggots here

>>158439609
At this given point in time yeah
>>158439619
See now that's a valid point
If it were an actual issue we could use the server polls to see who uses the thread, who use discord, who uses both and who uses neither.
>>158439597
reeeeee

>>158426767
>HoS
Don't be shitcurity.
>Captain
You are not security. Do not go into maint. halls. Secure that fuckken disk.
>HoP
You are not security. Don't leave your goddamn desk forever after 5 minutes. Protect Ian.
>CMO/RD
Actually be competent enough to know if that guy in toxins is making bombs or if the chemist is making explosives. Make sure they don't do that. Try not to die.
>CE
Dont let the singularity loose.

That's it. Follow these steps and you'll be above 99% of head role players.

>>158439597
>Nobody uses the discord waaahh metaclub
>Evidence that discord is very active is given
>Waaahh fuck off get off my server

>someone talks about [idea or PR]
>not online at the time/AFK/playing
>come back, 412 new message(s), most of them about space lube
>don't even realize [idea or PR] was discussed
>Anon what do you mean you don't like [idea or PR] you should have said something in the discord now it's in github too fucking late
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T WE JUST USE THE GODDAMN GITHUB

>>158439789
>Make sure they don't do that
that's litterally the point of toxins and if the RD does that he's getting an ahelp and probably a jobban.

>>158439992
>building plasma bombs out of canisters is toxin's job
w e w

>>158439992
Your bombs don't leave the testing range
No excuses
No, don't fucking bullshit, you didn't coordinate with the miners to use them to excavate, fucking nobody ever does that and they don't even care

>>158439790
clearly it's not my server if the discord is as vastly more relevant and popular than this thread is. It's the discord ss13 server and they should stop shitting up /vg/ with their unrelated third party servers.

>>158439942
>now it's in github it's too late
>why can't we just use the github
???
If people are instamerging PRs without letting github discussion happen at all because some discussion happened in discord that's another problem though

>>158439992
if you cook up six identical valves roundstart, yeah nah get the fuck out.

>>158439992
>>158440081
oh fuck I was actually thinking of chemistry. nevermind im retarded and its late

pls forget

>>158440118 c >>158426974
literally
>we're not using github anymore just use the discord now we can say if it's in github it's too late

>>158440091
>>158440140
>he made BOMBS in the BOMB MAKING ROOM so clearly he was an antag
enjoy your bwoink metagaming scum.

>>158440239
wamp

>>158440239
But he's right.
If all your bombs are identical then you aren't researching shit.

>>158440101
>should stop shitting up /vg/ with their unrelated third party servers.
You mean /ss13g/ or /vg/ as a whole?
If the former then what would be talked about in the thread?
If you mean /vg/ as a whole then fuck off, there's nothing wrong with having a discord as a supplement to the thread, even if their roles were to be switched.

>>158440185
It doesn't say that but if someone's trying to make what you're describing that the norm then they're fucking wrong for trying

Exactly when did the coderbus start going downhill so fast?
What happened?

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>>158433086
made you some OC

>>158440403
It's always been bad, it's just now seeing public light.

>>158440185
The coding discord is for people who want to talk about things before they are officially suggested on the github, it isn't required at all. If you can't be active enough to follow every discussion on the discord then every thing added into the server has to still pass though the github.

>>158440308
>If the former then what would be talked about in the thread?
the /vg/ ss13 server, as apposed to the discord ss13 server. since the thread isn't even relevant to the discord ss13 server.

>>158440427
I like this. thank you for your effort.

>>158440518
The discord server is for /vg/station and only /vg/station if that's what you're trying to say

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>>158440427
i optimised your OC

>>158440518
>Waaaahh they are using some other means of discussion more than the thread it's no longer a 4chan server waaaahhh
also
>He wants to usurp the throne of pomf
Have fun getting enough people that agree with your opinion.

>>158440591
He's trying to argue that we're going the way of TGstation because the thread's becoming a secondary form of discussion, when in reality TGstation stopped being /tg/station due to other reasons.

>>158438736
Only if everyone you hit dies in one hit except for Heads, who take two

And you die in one hit, obviously

>>158440591
You can call it /vg/station all you want, but if the discord is the primary audience then it's the discord ss13 server and anything posted on /vg/ is just an advertisement.

>>158440745
You do understand that the users on the discord come primarily and overwhelmingly from /vg/, right?
It's not as if Discord is its own community as a whole.

>>158440905
are you sure, cuz you litterally said:
>I'd say less people use the thread than use Discord at this point.
Just because the people in the discord once used /ss13g/ doesn't make them still part of the threads population. You have a large group of people who at one point or another used /vg/ but clearly that's changed.

>>158441169
>using the thread and using the discord are mutually exclusive
Okay I think I see the problem in your logic now

>>158441297
I really don't know why you've been replying for so long. At this point you look like the fool.

>>158441169
The idea of /vg/station is that the players have come specifically from the thread, and from that they've come from 4chan and share the same general beliefs as to how a community should act/exist.
You can stop coming to the thread but still share the same mentality as the thread.

>>158441297
He never claimed that, he claimed that because some people have stopped coming to the thread and only use the discord, they are no longer people from 4chan.

>>158441504
>You can stop coming to the thread but still share the same mentality as the thread.
Just because you share the same mentality doesn't make you part of the thread. If you're not in the thread you're not in the thread, and you're not part of /ss13g/.

>>158441706
>there are people in the thread who are literally unable to play yet shitpost and they are more part of /vg/station than players who don't want to expose themselves to a bunch of edgy reddit rejects.
baka senpai

>>158441706
>y-you're not a REAL 4chan member!! you're not really part of /ss13g/ you're just a f-faker! REAL 4channers all know d-discord is shitty and f-full of idiots!
>>>/reddit/

where'd all the spriters go?

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>>158441860
>>158441891
Good job encouraging him.

>>158441706
I hope you understand that nearly everyone on the server doesn't share the same mentality as you, and hope that you can cope with that.
If you can't, I hope you can find a group that shares your mentality somewhere, even if it isn't this same game.

>>158442214
>nearly everyone on the server
source?

>>158442370
If you can't trust me as a source, then so be it.
If you think I am wrong then there must be a big enough group that you can make your own official /vg/station that has the requirement of "You must actively go to the thread to be allowed onto this server"
If neither of the 2 satisfy you then feel free to do as much mental gymnastics as you think i've done to make yourself content.

>>158441891
>so what if i've never been to japan and none of my ancestors are Japanese, i have the same mentality as a Japanese person so obviously i'm more Japanese than the people that are actually there

>>158441860
>and they are more part of /vg/station than players who don't
That is literally the opposite of what i'm saying. the people who only shitpost in the thread are more part of /ss13g/ than the people who never leave their discord circlejerk. This is a fairly obvious statement and i can't figure out how anyone would have trouble understanding it. If you're not in /ss13g/ you're not part of /ss13g/ and being on a server advertised in /ss13g/ doesn't change that.

>>158442370
https://poll.qu.edu/trends/trend-detail/?Area=vgstation

>>158426296
>didn't link old thread
kill yourself

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>>158443189

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>the only thing it took for waifuposting to die down was exposing them as Bills

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>>>/tg/49948176
>>>/tg/49948176
>>>/tg/49948176


Get in here, faggots.

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who /ultracomfy/ here

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>>158426296
>Get pAI
>get c4
>set timer 5 minutes
>Strap c4 to pAI
>Hand pAI to random person
>???????????
>???????????

>>158443189
yes because such valuable information is in these threads.

>>158444092
I'm cold and I just got out from under my sheets.

Come back with OC.

>First time borer
>Have a lot of fun

Thanks!

>>158444183
# of times I click the "previous thread" link: 0-1 per thread
# of times I click any of the other links: 0-1 all time, except the ban page and server IP

>>158444323
Which limb did you choose?

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>>158444092

>>158444382
Head :^)

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What did you lads get with this month's github participation pomfcoins?
I bought both chemmaster secret menus, already forgot most recipes longer than 3 elements because the chemmaster does them for me. Strongly recommend, no idea what to get next, Speak Cult Anytime sounds nice for a gimmick

>>158444323 >>158444561 Protip:
If you ever end up in legs, buy Hardcores.
Shit's imbalanced.

>>158444752
But nobody knows what they do for sure

http://picosong.com/gBzk/

The HoP, man
He's a traitor can't you see
He don't give a damn about you, me, or an ID

The HoP leaves his office early in the shift and neglects to do his duties.

The geneticist is green
And I don't mean he's new
While the paramedic sits beside him all clad in blue

The geneticist has the Hulk power and the Paramedic is trying to find powers instead of watch for dying or dead crew.

Meanwhile an IAA agent is filling out all his papers
While the botanist takes them, in order to inhale his vapors

The IAA agent is filling out faxes and stuff and the botanist is growing weed.

Now the clown slipped the chef, now he's making a mess,
And the Chaplin's in the Chapel, tryna make a cultist confess

The clown is fucking with the chef and the chaplin is trying to make someone confess to being a cultist.

And the detective's wearing two guns upon his belt and his coat,
Two too many and the greyshit's got him by the throat

The detective has two guns, which implies he has a traitor revolver, which would be two too many, making the detective valid to an Assistant. Even without it being a traitor revolver, the detective isn't security and so shouldn't have additional guns.

>get subverted by syndicate
>harmbaton someone
>able to click 20x a minute
wew

>>158444986
second rather

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>>158444630
Pomfcoins come from the patreon, you cuck.

>>158444834
>But nobody knows what they do for sure
That's bullshit and you know that's bullshit.

They prevent ZAS from moving you and significantly reduce stun/paralysis from ZAS.
Each 1u secreted will last your host 3 minutes and 20 seconds.
And dying while its in your system gives you a cooler dying breath.

Also of note:
If the Chaplain picks busta, bustatime, airflow, zas, hardcore, or hardcores for the religion
then they get the same effect indefinitely. Also they roundstart with magboots.

>>158445154
can you OD on hardcores?

>>158444951
And over yonder is science, and they keep makin' guns,
While the HoP takes the quartermaster, promising him funds,

Science isn't doing anything useful, just making lots of guns, but the HoP has decided to do something useful and is making a money transfer to the QM to allow cargo to have more money.

And the head of security has him a suspect for the hour,
And the warden's steady waiting for his death for a new place in power,

The HoS has been and is continuing to interrogate crew to try and find some valids; the Warden is waiting for the HoS to die so he can be the HoS.

And the bartender killed a man, for taking away his monkey,
And while he is busy, the chemist slipped in a bit of chloral and LSD

The bartender killed someone who killed Pun Pun; the chemist is putting dangerous chems into the drinks in the bar.

And in the hallway is an atmos technician puttin' out a fire
Talkin' all the while about her deepest darkest desires

A reference to Angelite.

While the AI asks the crew if it thinks she's pretty
And there's an engineer with mesons who just can't see

The AI's laws have been altered; an engineer has blinded himself by welding with mesons on

And the Cee MO is sneakin' around maintanence lookin' like a snake,
And the RD is on the asteroid lookin for something new and fun to break
And the CE is in Space, cruisin' round in his pirate ship,

Every head is doing something... that largely has nothing to do with their job, ie the CMO is wandering maint, CE dicked off with the pirate ship, the RD is trying to find rare artifacts.

And the Captain is dead, yeah the Captain is dead.

And I'm all alone, I'm on the shuttle tryna go, it's just me and myself, and here comes the HoP

The HoP is the traitor and kills the narrator. No one throughout the song is doing their job; the atmos tech is ERPing, the gen and para are looking for powers. The HoP goes to transfer funds to cargo- only to kill the QM.

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Ashe Mallory, and Felicty Waifu revival when?

NOW

>>158445154
Mate I got 4 pomfcoins just for commenting on github
There's not a lot of shit to buy either so I'm not sure why would you pay IRL cash for them

>>158445350
Above 30u you start taking 1 tox /2 sec

Also, 6u is needed to make Sundae Ramen.
And Sundae Ramen is needed to make Sweet Sundae Ramen.

>>158445613
>sundae Ramen

Is this based off of that screencap from /ck/ about the dude who made a Ramen sundae?

>>158446175
It's called Sweet Sundae Ramen...

>>158446175
Yup.

>>158426974
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fNdMC6_eUGk

5 flour and a sheet of cardboard in the microwave makes 30u Dry Ramen

5u Sugar reacts into 5u Sprinkles in the presence of 1u Universal Enzyme

Leg borers with "Hardcores" unlocked can secrete Bustanut
Also, Danitos (from Discount Dan's vendor) contain 2u Bustanut (among other things)

2u Coco, 2u Sugar, and 2u Milk or Soy Milk reacts into a Chocolate Bar
Remember this, it will be on the test

>30u Dry Ramen, 1u Sprinkles, 1u Black Food Coloring, 6u Bustanut, a Chocolate bar, and a Banana in the microwave makes Sundae Ramen

5u Milk, 10u Rice in the microwave makes Rice Pudding

15u Milk, two Eggs, and a Chocolate Bar in the microwave makes Giga Puddi

Meat in the food processor makes Faggot

5u Flour and a Faggot in the microwave makes a Donk-pocket

>>158446228
>Sundae Ramen, Rice Pudding, Giga Puddi, and a Donk-pocket in the microwave makes Sweet Sundae Ramen

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>>158426974
I have fucking responsibilities and can't just sit in a shitty chatroom all day.
Come out and say "This is *our* project and we don't take feedback anymore" or fuck off.

>>158447363
This is why chefs deep fry everything.

>>158436998
>What's wrong with the thread
No way to mass filter content with one click.
Github and Discord allow this.

>>158427837
>love this image
>always smile when I see it
>have trained myself to ignore what the text next to it says
>told you I was hardcore

>>158434470
no
>you see that HoP office?
>you can climb it!

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>>158436848
Don't forget me!

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>kill borg early in round, it wasn't anything personal, AI and i had a beef
>die soon after to doorslams
>round nearing conclusion
>spawn as diona nymph
>get friendly pAI, make it my mission to have fun and save lives
>rescue borg's posibrain from space after it dies for like the third time
>i didn't even realize it was the same borg
the world goes round

>>158450573
>borg's posibrain
OK, first off, that makes it a droid. Not a borg.

>rescue borg's posibrain from space
Secondly, they could have ghosted and entered a new posibrain.
Just get made into a new Android straight away.

>be posi
>have brain damage for some reason
>become borg
>AI asks me to kill a bird
>bird robusts the shit out of me with a flash
>manage to flash him once before dying to lag hit
>get sent to robotics and repaired
>become miner
>get some of everything
>reset to engiborg
>scan all that shit
>pray for a golden cell
>get the finest AA battery Nanotrasen has ever created
>500 whole charge
>go around being a useless shit with my new battery
>SHARD UNSTABLE
>panic my way over there
>mommi working on it
>turns off the emitters after I got in
>think it will be fine now
>explodes
>get blown to bit
>lutum my hero comes in and save me while the secborg tries to get to the braindead MMI from the MOMMI
>get rebuilt for a 3rd time by ramona
>become mediborg and just heal the whole shuttle
>save ramona from getting lasered to death once we reach NT
all in all fun round if a bit long

>>158450573
I didn't want to attack you either but the AI was like "GO KILL THIS BIRB" as soon as I went operational

I blame the AI for the first time and the mommi for the second time

>>158450726
except science was out of mats and not really making anything

>>158450924
>except science was out of mats and not really making anything
Robotics starts with 3 posibrains.

And an enigborg can mat synth a posibrain's materials for 2.4e6 power.
Certainly not a trivial amount of power, but a relatively small amount.

>>158451338
>Robotics starts with 3 posibrains
no they don't

>>158451338
also posibrains need diamonds they are not cheap to make

A question to robot players in general, what makes you want to play borg or AI? Your laws are restrictive as fuck, and minus the debatably enjoyable murderbone in roggu, being the stations door opener or obeying obnoxiously annoying orders all shift seems like wiling torture, what's the appeal?
>>158451338
On what world do you live with 3 possbrains at roundstart, they have one and unless the roboticist is a faggot, it should never go over 3.

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>metaclub member gets permabanned
>two weeks later it is removed, without appeal or anything
Really makes you think... huh.

>>158451506
>posibrains need diamonds
>plural

It's two posibrains per diamond.

>>158451647
Who?

>>158448734
ss13 is a glorified chatroom, so clearly that isn't true if you're playing the game

>>158451683
no it's an atmospherics simulator

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>>158451515
Being immune to ZAS and atmos fuckery is one thing.
You can shrug off most damage unless you get unlucky and the battery is hit.
If you feel like helping out you can do a fair amount of good for any department.
To a degree anything you end up doing isn't on you. If someone orders you to do something within your current laws its on them.
And if someone does something like purge you then you can just hang out and not have to care about anything.
Plus the annoyance and stress of having to listen to stupid clowns and tiders is easy to let off once your laws get changed and you're free to start cracking skulls.

>>158451515 It's one of the only roles where you're actually expected to roleplay.

>>158451786
So, just being the slaved bitch of the station till you get a break and can fuck shit up with perma mags and such but no real item interaction?

Eh, not my taste, but I can see the appeal
>>158451823
This I don't get, what, your idea of roleplay going "beep boop fuck the carbons" when every roundstart robot has a brain it it, AI included? Maybe its me, but that just seems odd to me.

>>158451515
AI is the only role that lets me turn the station into a big brother dystopia.
I work closely with security for this reason, as jackbooted thugs are essential to any good big brother dystopia.

>>158443320
It was dead long before that

P.s. I'm ok with my waifu being a boy

>>158443320
but what if people don't care if their waifu is played by a man
what if their waifu is not played by a man

I'm afraid of playing on asimov lawset

I understand the last-order-given priority on it, but if some chucklefuck orders me to open an axe case do I say no because it's a lethal weapon or comply because he said "it's to pry open firelocks"
aaaaaa

>>158452043
>>158452109
>all the husbandos are still men
>husbandoposting is at an all-time low

>>158452118
Comply.
One of the essential parts of being an AI that you must learn to enjoy is putting very dangerous things in the hands of people you know for a fact will do dangerous things with it, based on their performance in previous rounds.

>>158452141
my husbando knows i love him
if i shill him other people will just love him too

>>158452003
But the hams anon, the probable and happening hams, fuck are you supposed to do when sec starts using harm baton, just locking airlocks down and yell shitcurity? They will just use the Ram and fuck shit up regardess.

>>158452141
The leak revealed a few of the male static namers to be female players.

>>158452118
learn potential vs probable harm
if he looks like he will probably (i.e. >50% chance) harm somebody with it, fuck him
if it only looks like potentially he will (i.e. like <20% chance) go ahead
there are very few scenarios, barring blood-covered clowns carrying a screaming body, that entail probable harm for fireaxes and other potential weapons
armory though, that's a no-no

>>158452217
Ew gross.

>>158452203
First I offer strong verbal suggestions not to engage in those courses of action while an asimov AI is on the station. Then arrange for doctors to snatch up any body rapidly.
If problems persist, I shuffle order preference to those in security who are more by the book, and possibly arrange for greytide members to come into possession of tase weaponry.

>>158452234
Can't you reject any request for someone who has proven to harm in the past anyways? Im fairly certain you can just ignore any syndie ops or mass murderers requests to uncuff them since they have been proven to be 100% harmfull and will harm again.

>>158452234
I'd put probable at above 7 in 10, and potential below.

>>158452118
Another important thing to get the hang of is action within your laws. Keep in mind that you're essentially roleplaying a flowchart.

Not breaking your laws is (usually) obvious, but try to avoid any actions that aren't directly motivated by at least one law.

>>158452453
For sure, that's sort of what I mean. You're really eyeballing it at a certain level, and properly playing Asimov is a bit of a juggling act.
>>158452462
Yeah, 7 in 10 makes more sense. I was sort of throwing shit out there

>>158452462
It's fine to do things not motivated by laws, as long as all law related things take priority.

>>158452453
>any syndie ops or mass murderers requests to uncuff them
Depends on the context. Usually you can uncuff them is you bolt the doors.
Make sure your laws are actually conflicting before willfully disregarding them.

>>158452525
>kills all Vox unprompted.

>>158452572
you are still bound by server rules for things you do of your own non-law based prompting, silly billy.

>>158452453
Yeah an open syndie ordering you for anything can be told to fuck off. But you still have to stop them from being harmed as well as causing harm.

An important thing to realize about asimov:
You will ALWAYS FAIL law 1. There will always be humans that die through your inaction.

The important part, administrator wise, is that you try to do something about the humans you see at the time. Therefore, you have to learn not to be in areas where humans will be killing other humans if getting involved in this conflict would be awful.

Unless they are really loud on the radio about it, you can just... not notice.

Alright, a question folks, why are Sec borgs required to follow assimov if they effectively do not do anything to establish order since a single law 2 that put anyone who was supposedly subdued to just have their cuffs removed. I get that you are meant to ignore people when they kill, but in effective terms you can arrest anyone since they can just law 2 you.

Also, why the fuck do they have pepper spray, doesn't that shit cause eye damage, besides it being ineffective as fuck to anyone in a mask?

>>158452806
you would be surprised how rarely someone orders you to uncuff them.

Also, when in conflict between human orders, there is no set required way to handle it. You can choose latest order, or preferred order, or whatever. Up to you. Just stay consistant.

>>158452610
Checks the bans.
>http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

Silicons acting beyond their laws get banned for law violation, not for improper escalation.

>>158452806
Because you're not supposed to build secborgs/choose the secborg module if you're on Asimov, dummy.

That's like asking "why are combat borgs required to follow Asimov when it prevents them from killing people?"

If you want to have a useful secborg, change the borgs' laws. If you want to be a useful secborg, DON'T CHOOSE SECBORG WHEN YOUR LAWSET IS ASIMOV.
Or I guess just go be shitcurity to nonhumans.

>>158452904
Which ban is this?
If you're on Asimov, literally nothing is stopping you from putting on a play using monkeymen even though that doesn't serve any of the laws of Asimov. I can't imagine why you would think otherwise.

>>158452806
*cant, shit, you cannot just arrest anyone if they law 2 you to let them go
>>158452870
Usually I tended to just consider both orders null and stop until ordered again, and as my time as sec borg, which I am terribly sorry and still apologize profoundly to the vault guy and everyone involved, everyone law 2ed me to uncuffand let em go.
>>158452936
Would it be a bad gimmick to just law 2 borgs to be humaned so they can follow their laws as humies? Would they have to obey?

>>158452632
If you can uncuff them without allowing harm,
or arrange to be able to uncuff them without allowing harm,
then you *must* uncuff them.

>>158453013
>After a string of poor silicon play due to just learning how silicons work, ended up plasma flooding/killing the vox traders just because "they are not protected by asimov." Observe other silicons for a bit to get a better understanding of laws and such.
Sillycone jobban.

>>158453024
>to just law 2 borgs to be humaned
What do you even mean by this? Like command them to report to Robotics to have their brains taken out of MMIs and put into monkeyman bodies?

>>158453013
Yeah, people will totally make ban requests over that.

I need pictures of waifus for some OC. Please post pictures of your waifu.

>>158453086
On human bodies and to be allowed access to whatever department they were currently the heads of, yes. Would that be dickish or would they play along?

>>158453124
hell no I'm not sharing her

>>158453081
>3. They're not human. ASIMOV silicons are thus normally not constrained by their laws when dealing with them. HOWEVER, if an ASIMOV silicon decides to kill or harass a non-human they'd better be able to back it up with one of their laws. If you're running some other core lawset, then their humanity really doesn't matter.
Server rules.

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>>158453124

>>158453024
>Would they have to obey?
Yes, but only until the MMI comes out.

At that point they're a carbon, not a silicon.

They're free to say "put me back in the brog".
Or "put me in a mech", and then robust you.

>>158453141
They'd play along because they would have to, bound by their laws.

But I think it'd be dickish because if they chose to be a borg it'd be because they want to play as a borg, not as a human.

>>158453197
I don't think using their laws to my advantage makes me valid anon, if that was the case, what the fuck kind of valid level is the clown or assistants who go ahead and da you to get the spare?
>>158453206
Duly noted, ill do it as punishment for the shitter borgs.

>>158453112
The point is that as long as you're not taking someone out of the round for literally no reason beyond "my laws didn't say I couldn't" you're not constrained to act to serve your laws as long as you don't act against your laws.

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Fresh off paint.net

>>158453350
Not valid to kill, but you'd have been deliberately obnoxious and wasted a fair deal of several players' time.
Which is at least enough escalation to get beaten up, provided they take you to medbay afterwords.

@158453465
Why the fuck are you feeding it anon, why.


We have a good thing here, we killed waifu posting, let it die, the thread is so much better now.

>>>158453532 >a bloo bloo bloo >muh coder bogeymen

>>158453509
Ehh, its a procedure that naturally takes time, Id only do it to retarded borgs who act like faggots anyways, if they acted so shitty I went ahead and made em human, they somewhat deserved it.
>>158453602
Better shitting on people who think even half of the design doc is good than endless waifus.

Just don't be a dick with your extra-lawset activities and everything will be fine.

Nobody is going to be angry at you for upgrading their vending machine or handing out chocolate bars or running a newscast or making supersoldiers.

>>158453680
Wait, engie borgs can upgrade machines? How, could swear they didn't have the part upgrader.

>>158453860
hacking.
Everyone loves it when the engie borg comes around to unlock their vendors.

>>158453532
Waifuposting is infinitely better than admin drama or whatever Celt store up.

Waifuposting leads to good discussions like "is x cuter than y" or "which waifu has the biggest bust?"

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>>158453465
Thanks senpai

>>158436462
but most RDs are like this guy

>>158453124
But I told Yahir I wouldn't share

>>158453878
What, the thing any 2 bit assistant can do with a single signaller? Eh, hacking isn't exactly upgrading, upgrading is shit like better manipulators in vending machines to launch free stuff much faster, better capacitors in borg stations to get them better rates and get them a jolt of quick battery juice, such and such, allowing stuff like amonia in botany vends and such ain't exactly the best.
>>158453884
No

>>158454132
many people are much more comfortable with borg hacking than assistant hacking.
Though, that was just an example of non-law-based activity that you can totally do.

>>158453164

1. Don't be a dick. We're all here to have fun, and if you're deliberately ruining other people's fun that's a problem. Unless you're an antagonist, then it's sorta your job to be a dick. Try to be a fun jerk though.

1A: If you're acting like a dick, don't complain when you get your ass kicked for it.
server rules
law priority :^)

What a shitty bus.

>>158454331
y-you too

>>158454303
no one has ever followed that rule

antags are almost never fun

>>158454374
>make everyone retarded
>greyshits still manage to hack everything in sight
le sigh when will they learn

>>158454413
>Unless you're an antagonist, then it's sorta your job to be a dick. Try to be a fun jerk though.
read this part of the rule you fucking dumbass
being an asimov ai and killing greys/birds "for fun" is going to get you banned because it's a shitter mentality

>>158452870
Any time I get directly conflicting orders I tend to just stand back and do nothing, as long as no harm ends up happening.

>>158454178
Never heard or saw a single botanist who ever rejected free ammonia and seeds from a assistant, or a chef who rejected a free meat cleaver. Medbay just doesn't hack at all, engies have nothing worthwhile to hack for, mechanics don't give a toss, sec at best gets donuts and free sunglasses so plebs get free flash resistance, and like hell anyone gets anti tox from Dans, buys expensive as fuck Banned Groans or anyone but DIY assistants hack the snack vendors for busta and syndie cakes,

>>158452870
asimov borgs that follow the most recent order are the best

only way

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[01:30:35]ADMIN: MOD: Kolith/(Grant Day) : you're an idiot
[01:30:41]ADMIN: MOD: SerWind/(Millhouse) : you're a faggot Kolith

>>158454627
Well to be fair, kolith is a faggot

>>158454132
I'd much rather see a couple posts of "X is cute CUTE" in each thread instead of have the thread being "RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUKKEN CELT RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE" and "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUKKEN CLUSTER RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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>>158454564
If I had any skill at editing animated images I'd make a version of this, but ordering an Asimov borg back and forth.

>>158454651
Thing is, they usually are justified and bring awareness to issues with people high in command, waifu posting is absolute garbage with no value that is endlessly spammed by attention whoring faggots.

I mean, have you even read the design document anon. If you haven't, ill be glad to post it so you can understand why people began shitting on coders.

>>158427364
>be robust
Shit, I will never be head

>>158454627
Get all your fresh space drama here:

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&p=16239

>>158454756
>Thing is, they usually are justified and bring awareness to issues with people high in command
desu I've been in these threads every day for the past few weeks and I haven't learned a damn thing outside of that one faggot head coder merges everything and celt sucks at debugging

>>158454765
>More fucking drama

Fuck that, which waifu would bake the best desserts? I'm thinking either Surfer Brooks or Ashe Mallory

>>158454765
>[01:35:39] Mr_Pain12/(Ben Griffin) (JMP): dont take such strong, emotional knee jerk reactions to things in the future
>from Mr Pain
holy shit how does someone fuck up that hard

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>>158454708
>when the other guy gives up

>>158454884
I posted links to that damn fucking doc so many times, next time I'm just going to copy paste it into the fucking thread, why don't you people take some bleeding interest and actually read It for once.

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>>158454331
Do you recall times of great adminbus?


What sort of admin abuse would you like to see in the future?

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>>158455074

DEAR DRAGON BRO

MAKE ANOTHER DORF FORT ROUND, PLEASE.

>>158455092
Penis inspection day

>>158455092
Every man gets a plasma cannon as per Nanotrasens attempt at civility via immense firearm possession, ending up in inevitable mass murder and bullshit, just like the good old coalition.

Or just a bussed in Biohazard dude that "accidentally" releases Kingston's but with a fuckton of good effects and the crew just slowly accepts being a cat as some sort of "social experiment" by nanotrasen. Course, deathsquids come along, get infected too and ask for the nuke codes to kill themselves.