/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Well, well, well... Look what happened everyone. As I've been preaching in the past, MOA_WINGS has got you all sucked into his bear trap. Seems like all of you dirty cheaters have been getting 'adjusted' losing that precious time trial money. Ha. Luckily, I wasn't adjusted because like some of the pure users on gtag, I DIDN'T use the time trial cheat, and I LEGITIMATELY earned my money. How does it feel PCuck cheaters? KYS ALL OF YOU. You made your bed now sleep in it, shouldve learned your lesson and grinded like the game intended.

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Reminder

>>158424404
ive got you good like 5 times in the past hour, dont you think its time to give up?
i realize that you might think that people can recognize you in the future posts by the way that you post (which they will), and you obviously cant lose an argument on the general which you basically "work" at (read as: reporting "news" on gtag superstars) but realize it mate, you've lost.
time to delete that zero from your "internet arguments lost" .txt file and replace it with a one you sperg.
once you realize how stupid you are you can become smarter. if the only thing youre going to keep on doing is projecting then youre going to stay dumb, but you cant even realize that

ive ended ur long lasting career as a gtag superstar reporter. enjoy demotion from gtag. i realize this might be hard to take for a fag like you (on a second thought, maybe not), but try not to choke on those pumpkin spice xanax pills as youre crying yourself to sleep.

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>>158424487
stinky hat

>>158424550
you had nothing to do with it

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Post vehicles.

What good is money when Rockstar takes away your outfits? Huh Rockstar?! Why did you have to do it?! They were just outfits! It hurt literally no one!

Fuck you rockstar I'm playing siege.

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>>158424578
>MFW I'm still a lieutenant

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>>158424651
!!!

Stop accepting invites from random people that didn't post their name in the thread. If you're too lazy to check for their name then just don't do anything at all. Someone else who actually bothers checking will get them instead.

>>158424550
How miserable is your life?

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>>158424578

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>>158424984
maybe rep demotions are in order when we purge

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>MUH MUHREENS
>MUH GTAG ARMY

>>158425016
nessi was BTFO and had a huge spergout like last thread

if you don't know who nessi is, that's good

>>158425014
miserable enough to keep posting in the general even though no one likes that tranny faggot because he has no friends, no job, no lover, no dog, no fish, no dress, no thick down comforter lined with the finest of Afghanistan rock goat hair cotton, nothing.

He doesn't even have a mother anymore, she became his father and then hung himself after snipping his son's foreskin and calling his dick a ugly little pussy that fell out of an ugly girl.

That's why he think's he cute. It's a failed attempt to deny the world, but everyone can see. They know.

He can't even do math.

OK

BUY BONDS OR NOT?!

I HEAR YOU LOSE EVERYTHING NOW, CARS AND ALL. DOES ROCKSTAR REALLY JUST TAKE EVERYTHING AWAY NOW? CAN ANYBODY CONFIRM THIS HAPPENS?

PLS RESPOND

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>>158425371
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>>158425371
They take your money, your rep, your level, your apartments, everything.

Curry had the white paradise infiltrated by mexicans and they sold him out to Rockstar and now he has nothing. Curry necked himself yesterday night.

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>tfw all your outfits are deleted

>>158425460
kek

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>>158425598
Curry's lived his whole fucking life upside-down! There's no way he'd give up like that!

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>>158425361
>>158425014

>>158425968
I was there when he did it.

I'm his neighbor.

>>158425986
My butt is situated on a magnificent fluff of memory cushion that comes from Japan made of Italian and French cut and has a heating function as well as a cooling function.

Go ahead. You can't make my ass sore.

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>>158426446
I could try

>>158425324
>believing nessi posted a whole bunch of bullshit and is not just laughing his ass off
ok

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Fuck you Rockstar, you took away the last thing that gave me joy.

>>158426918
Too small. Wouldn't even feel it.

>>158424404
>bread instead of thread

haha, I get it! epic!

>>158427009
ok nessi

Well, at least now you dont have to complain about wasting money on shit like the boat...

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>>158427136
BOOM BABY!

>tfw you will never make an insane amount of money by just playing GTAO all day

fucking Mrboss

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>>158425679
>having to do them all again one by one

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Why couldn't Rockstar take my money after the Halloween update? Now I'll never be able to afford the 50ish Halloween themed face paints that are like a hundred thousand dollars each.

>>158427713

YouTubers make their money out of Shekbux from all their YouTube money. Still an enviable position, mind.

>>158427136
Epic!

>>158427916
They just delete everything so it doesn't even matter. You would have lost them regardless

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>"r-rockstar won't be able to detect it"

>>158428461
They have been lacking for the past few months. No idea why the sudden iron fisting

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which one of you is this

>>158428140
Actually they just delete your cash this one time since there were so many people with illegitimate cash in this game that if they tried banning everyone half the games playerbase would be gone overnight, they've stated that if you're caught again it's a real ban and that's when you really lose everything, next ban after that lasts forever.

If your money wasn't corrected today then you're probably in the clear but if you try to make more money after today and get caught you'll get banned.

>>158428461

> tfw covered up my 5M dupebux by doing a fuckton of heists
> tfw my 20M is still intact

Feel good, man.

>still have dupe money
>still have TT money
life
is
terrific

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>tfw log on and still have my 25m of dupe money

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>>158429051
For now.

>>158424487

>get 40 mil from tt the last 2 weeks
>still have it all

Feeling good!

I shit an actual RockstarSupport employee in game and he crashed my game and put me into a "bad sport lobby"

Apparently Rockstar has employees playing the game. He froze me and exploded me on spot. I thought he might just be a script kiddie but after the bad sport lobby idk.

>>158428557
New rules for Red Dead Online or whatever probably.

>>158414360

> Next DLC is an expansion of the CEO shit.
> The dude who wanted Twisted Metal shit, he got his wish, sort of.

This doesn't even sound like CEO or Twisted Metal stuff at all. It's more like James Bond meets Fast and Furious.

>>158429310
yeah, I'm not sure if I should just spend it all right now

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>30k special shipment
>hacker crashes everyone
>waits for me to get right next to my warehouse and crashes me

Fuck this game right now, there's a hacker being a god-complex cunt in every goddamn session

>>158430579
It's gotten worse since this update hit.

Take solace in the fact that these shitters have to pay $15 a month to crash people.

>>158430787
Or 59.99 a month to rebuy the game whenever they get permabanned on the second offense.
>Implying Rockstar is going to ban anyone but TT glitchers for daring to not buy shark cards.

>>158430579
#4theplayers

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>>158430579
>R* brings down the hammer on outfits that don't give advantages or hurt anyone
>can't fix menu skid crap to save their lives
>can't even stop mods on consoles

I shouldn't even play this anymore, this has to be one of the worst game companies ever. What's the point of being excited about updates when all that happens is the same crap with menus and game crashing while trying to have fun with people.

>>158430579
>crashes all of GTAG for getting called out for having a menu because he obviously used it to change his name
>implying you can have a space in your name or the word dick
>"Officer Dick"
>not a skiddy

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>>158430579
>break out the menu
>model change to big tit juggalo girl
>assume carfuck_hooker.position
>attach myself to people in gunfights

pretty tempted to buy a menu, permabanning legit faggots with cashdrop sounds much more fun than exploding shit

>>158431601
sure thing kid

>PLOOP PLOOP PLOOP PLOOP

>>158431150
>Officer Dick
Who the fuck IS that guy? I've seen him in more than one GTAG session.

>R* removes glitched outfits from the game by removing all saved outfits from your character.

>In that same session there are players crashing other people.

>>158432476

THPS character.

why can't i equip a rebreather anymore? i have 20 of the fuckers

is the banwave over?

I still have my 20m of glitch money. Should I spend it ?

>>158432942
Probably because you have night vision goggles, I dunno what the fuck bug there is with them but once you buy them you can't open the menu where rebreathers are at all anymore. It gets completely fucked up.

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>>158432998
You should ________________________________________________________________________________________________________

>>158433104
wow. nice game.

Daily reminder that there are currently people who bought the vehicles on sale for full price

is there a low gravity menu thing or is the mariachi tornado a bugged out piece of shit

i'm tripping balls and floating after small bumps

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>>158433104
>>158432942
>GTAO gets updated
>Fixes one thing, breaks something else.

Sasuga, Rockstar.

Is the Hakuchou Drag particularly fun to ride? I already have a Nightblade and Bati as my two bikes and I want to know if the Hakuchou is worth its price tag.

>>158434229
Just like all the "best" vehicles in the game, it's boring.

>>158434229

Its my new favorite bike, but im a sucker for the rising sun livery.

>>158434229
None of the bikes are particularly fun to ride
This one just goes a bit faster

>>158434229
I bought it because sale, it's not fun. It's just fast.

Most fun bikes are by far the BF400 and Cliffhanger

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The new skullbike better be more than just a stupid livery

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>>158431150
couldn't crash me.

>>158434574
This guys gets it

>>158430579
Sorry he crashed you, I was the one that provoked him because he was killing a crewmate.

t. Green

>>158434624
its an avarus

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PS4 crew invite request, SC is MakBri

>>158437436

Ha, I just popped into the thread because I saw an invite request come up in-game and wanted to see who it was since there's 10 on the list apparently.

Accepted.

>>158437436
>Brachioradialis is so small that it looks that the entire arm is as wide as the wrist

>all my outfits keep getting eaten, even when I make outfits without glitches
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>158437436
who dis boy cut?

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>>158427068
Niko, cousin! Let's go bowling!

>>158433192

hnnnnnnnnnng

Is there a mod that enables melee attacks from a motorcycle in singleplayer?

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>Get in the session
>There's a 1008 lvl hacker who teleports all over the map and kills people
>Just rush through the city in sabre turbo
>He teleports right ahead of my car
>Wheel him over
>Wasted
>Rush to the apartment
>Watch in safety as he rages in the chat

How the fuck do i get zach to work on a motorcycle?

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>>158440990

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HOW DO I FIX THESE FUCKING STUTTERS REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

What's the best way to transfer GTAV to a different hard drive? Can I just copy/paste the folder, uninstall the game, then reinstall it in the new folder and have it detect everything and set it up properly? Will I lose any settings/data if I do it this way?

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Here's the instructions for the PS4 costume contest, lads!
Changed the prize to a gift card rather than just some drawing.

>>158431150
Why can't you have "Dick" in your name? Dick is a perfectly legitimate name. I know a guy named Dick even.

>>158441805
Yes, you can. No, you won't lose anything, because all your settings/saves/music is in documents folder.

>>158442058
Because even Dicks don't want to be called dicks

What did rockstar delete from all the cheaters??

>>158442404
nuffin

Anyone else having trouble with their garages?

For the past couple of hours I haven't been able to move any cars between garages. The game keeps thinking I'm trying to move them into an MC clubhouse.

>>158442404
From cheaters? Nothing. They're all still crashing and exploding entire lobbies with impunity. From people who actually play the game? Money and outfits.

>>158433595
No shit. Who knows what's going on sale a month from now, or two, or whatever. If you really want something, just fucking buy it already.

>>158443215
Rockstar can fuck with my money but removing my outfits is a step too fucking far

>>158441791
Drivers up to date? That killed my game a while back until I saw I needed an update.

Do other people see crew colors in online? Nearly everyone I see in races has this cyan color, is it just some popular or default color or something, or does everyone's crew color appear that way?

>>158433595
daily reminder that people buy things before other people buy them

>>158443215
>>158443297
Why the outfits?

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>>158443297
>>158443584
Fun is not permitted.

>>158443584
Outfits with exploits. Invisible arms/torso and other stuff.

>>158443758
False, innocuous outfits got wiped. And all your other outfits too, for no reason.

>>158443937
Well, yeah. If you got even one exploited outfit, you lost all others too.

>>158444046
That's a full blown cunt-act, cunt.

>>158424404

Just requested for PC, name is AbsoluteQuinn

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>>158444146
Gotcha nigga

>>158444046
I didn't have an exploit outfit they just fucked me over

>>158444325
Is that you, Drew?

>>158444391
guilty

>>158444454
You double nigger, I needed you online 6 hours ago. Let's continue.

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>>158444325
Fuck...

>>158443743
I AM ROCKSTAR FAGGOT GLORIOUS LEAKER OF ANIME FORUM
U AR ARR NASTY DUPER AND WILL BE DING DONG BANNU
U CRITICIZE TAKE2 GAEM? DING DONG BANNU
U NO RIKE REMOVAL OF OUTFITS? DING DONG BANNU
U COMPRAIN ABOUT GRORIOUS MONEY DRAIN? DING DONG BANNU
U COMPRAIN ABOUT GRORIOUS REMOVAL OF MONI BUGS? OH, YOO BETTA BEREEV DAT'S A BANNU
IT HAS COME TO MAY GRORIOUS ATTENTION DAT NASTY TRORR HAZ BEEN COMPRAINIG ON FORUM
DIS IS A SHAMEFUR DISPRAY AND UNACCEPTABOO SO DEY DING DONG BANNU
MODAFOKAA

END OF RINE
----------------------- RINE END HERE

>>158424404
>tfw gone for months
>tfw no idea what to do
What do you do to make cash these days? Still heist/contact missions?

Does anyone know how exactly the "favorite bike" mechanic works? Is it just total time you've spent on the bike since the update or what?

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>>158445114

>>158445267
who are you

>>158445267
Heists, VIP/CEO/MC shit. Or you can make new characters and complete flying school lessons. Easy 200k+

>>158445357
Ricedout370Z
Aka nobody important.
>>158445358
Damn. I don't want to let go of my old guy, had him since dead gen launch.

>>158444368
i joined a lobby, had my outfits in one apartment, went to another, and poof

>>158445443
You don't need to drop your main char. Bank is shared between all your characters, so if you create a new one and make cash as him, then you can use this cash as main one.
>>158445309
Dunno, I've bought vortex yesterday and it became favorite right as I sat on it.

>>158445594
Oh yeah I know that. I just have a new guy that would take a good solid day's worth of work to liquidate his shit, and then sentimental value old guy I might or might not have spent all my money on pimping out. (^;

>>158445267
Heist is good for fairly consistent money without too much effort (unless you get shitters and have to redo missions) CEO is just really fucking repetitive and honestly I don't think the cash/hour is better than grinding Pacific, and the "you lose everything if some asshole decides to blow you up in a sell mission" mechanic is bullshit, potentially resulting in you losing millions of dollars and many hours worth of work in one stroke. MC is pretty chilled and great money for time spent (since you can just AFK to let the timers go and only really need to play for the supply/sale missions) though the raw cash/hour is probably less than heists (due to needing to wait for supply to turn into stock) until you have a lot of businesses going in parallel, at which point it will be a lot of micromanagement and a pain unless you have a group. You can also lose your stuff during sale missions, as well as during raid events t hat happen occasionally if you fuck up, but I find this isn't as stressful as doing crates since the amounts you're selling are lower and the sales don't represent a shitload of actual work you put in collecting the stuff. Also MC sale missions don't really incentivize waiting for your stock to fill like CEO ones do, as far as I know the amount of money is t he same whether you sell it at halfway, or full, or whatever, so I prefer to just sell around halfway after doing a supply run to minimize risk and get an easier mission. (They get harder the more full the bar is, like CEO missions, and I find that MC sale missions tend to be more difficult that CEO ones overall, especially at full.)

Also worth noting that you can team MC missions with CEO ones, and maybe with heists (not sure, one time it seemed like the counter was going up, another time it didn't, need to test that more) to increase your overall cash/hour, by doing that shit while you're waiting for your stock to fill.

Vortex worth it? How does it compare to the Akuma?

just grind pack stan.
Do the bank thing.
walk out the bank with 4, let 3 back in. let one guy run to the bikes. Blow them up, suicide bike guy.
Every one starts at bikes with full money. Get the neighbours kuruma. and hit the check points.

and you have your 1.25 mil to split as you please.

>>158446013
Kind of falls apart late at night when it gets harder to find people who speak English or are willing to follow basic directions, thoguh

>>158445948
Chekc the OP spread sheet.

>>158446053
true. Europeans are as sleep then.
I'm lucky I can make it alte as fuck and still have murica to play with.

>>158446063
Not seeing it in there

>>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>>158446189
>>158446371

>>158446431
Yeah but there's no time. I just see the name there at the bottom.

>>158445358
Didn't they nerf flight school payouts a while ago? When the update first came out I made a bunch of money by repeatedly starting new characters, grinding to level 6, and getting gold on flight school lessons, but I thought the pay had been decreased since then.

>>158446887
Just completed them three days ago on the fresh new slut. Got gold only on 6 lessons and still got 160k.

>>158446973
Huh. Good to know, that's a lot easier than trying to find heist finales with competent teammates.

And did they remove the level requirement for flight school? I think I remember hearing that before.

>>158446887
They did nerf Flight School payouts, that was a long time ago.

>>158447063
Rank 6

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>>158443357
Yes, everything is up to date and IT'S SO FUCKING FRUSTRATING REEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

>>158446538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3BBFGqwzBs
unofficial but I think it's intended to be comparable

more like nuclearpowerGAY amirite?

more like GAYlii amirite?

Is the pac stan glitch the best way to grind or is there an efficient way to do it without the glitch?

>>158447580
What sorta hardware are we working with here?

more like autism.SUX amirite?

more like the GAY type amirite

more like niggus amirite

>>158432998
i just spent a bit of mine, x80 bond meme plus some other stuff. but what's the point with the new policy. if you get banned your whole account gets wiped

Did shitty rockstar fixed the garage problem, leaving with your car and losing all the upgrades??

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>>158448396
It used to work fine, smooth gameplay, although on low settings, but I don't mind it. Now it stutters like crazy.

>>158448542
That doesn't generate more SharkCard™ sales, goy. Of course not.

>>158448542
No, but guess what! They improved the game by patching all the glitches that made you easy money!

>>158448572

>1280x1024

Holy fucking shit dude...

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>>158448725
pls no bully

>>158448619
But at the ls custom the upgrades are still there so u cant buy them again, the problem is on the performance of the car, goy

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>>158448572
>2 different CD-ROMs
>1 of those is reported 3 times
o-ok
>APU + a graphics card
nigger what the fuck are you doing

Try enabling the iGPU in BIOS, installing latest drivers, disabling the 650 and then running the game.
A10 might even have a better GPU than the 650...

>>158448089
When using the Shotaro, he leans back a lot even though it can only do wheelies when it first starts moving. Wouldn't it be better to lean forward after that, or does leaning back give a speed boost even when both wheels are on the ground?

>>158448965
Haha oops, didn't see the "Virtual" in the other ones, still tho
>current year + 10.838709677 months
>using a CD-ROM

>>158447737
Watching this guy have a meltdown is so fucking funny.

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>>158449139
Respond to my question pls. Why can't you fix the HUD for meme ultrawide monitors so it is on the edge of the screen?

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@158449139
>two different people keep posting a pasta in every thread
>it's obvious bait
>this useless tripfaggot falls for it
kek, shouldn't you be sticking that Bad Dragon in your ass while reporting TTers right now?

>>158449271
>expecting C* to actually add anymore features
Be happy we're at least getting new cars (even tho it's just useless ugly bikes (even tho that's only to generate more SharkCard™ sales))

>>158448965
Shit, man, thanks. The last time I've "upgraded" was back in 2012. I guess the IT guy ain't as good as I thought kek.

Please add an option to enable PS buttons instead of Xbox buttons in the options

>>158449424
You of course need to plug in your monitor into the motherboard if you're using an iGPU, also it's probably going to run like shit too, because it'll be bandwidth starved by your slow ass RAM. And I don't know how GTA V handles it, but IV was retarded when you were using an iGPU, and it thought it can only use 200MB of RAM as VRAM, just set it to 2GB (you shouldn't go below 1GB) in the BIOS.

>>158449271
>>158449271
kys

>>158449602
Autism.
t. someone with a DS3 on the rare occasion they even use a controller on PC not giving a fuck

>>158449602
I use a DS3 controller when wanting to comfy feel drive sometimes. This is the only PC game I've ever used a controller with. I'm not autistic enough to give a shit about the button map icons; I know what the comparatives are.

How can I git gud at GTA?

>>158450950
Download a menu like everyone else

>>158448572
I got nothing dude, sorry. I'd try maybe a clean install of the game but after that I don't know.

>>158450950
Is there something specific or you're just bad at everything?

>>158448572
Could be one of the most recent updates pushed the game over your limit. Maybe hard drive has a few bad sectors that the game is using.

>>158450950
Find out the thing you are bad at. Play it many hours erry day with people that are less bad until they are more bad. Rinse repeat.

Any TT Sessions going on?

>>158453723
Really? You cucks just don't learn your lesson.

>>158453991
>been doing TT since version 2 of the hack ( 7 weeks ago)
>Still not caught
Stay mad ConsoleCuck

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>>158453991
What lesson? Are you a C* employee or something?
Us PCucks aren't the ones getting cucked and our money deleted for cheating, PC Master Race wins once again.

>play missions
>everyone else in supers/hugboxes
>say fuck it and enter as passenger
>like 80% can't drive further than 200m without crashing/spinning
>most of them arrive at the objective with a comically deformed car with at least one wheel being horribly banged up
>drive in my non benny sultan all day without crashing or spinning

is the playerbase really that bad or do they not care/get nervous at having a passenger who is judging their very move?

>>158454450
Most just don't care, because cars always respawn after completing/failing missions without any damage.

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>tfw have to use menyoo so I don't die in missions or heists

>>158454625
>consolefag trying to bait

So /gtag/, the Aquarius Yacht is on sale until November 7th for 5.6 mil. I currently have 2 mil. Is it worth is to grind out 3.6 mil in a week and a half for the yacht? Before this I was saving for a Hydra.

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>TT guide

Download:

http://www.megafileupload.com/ko33/Sirius_Money_Hack_V9.exe

Screen Type: Windowed
Resolution: 800x600
Aspect Ratio: Auto

FXAA: Off
MSAA: Off
VSync: On
Pause Game On Focus Loss: Off
Population Density: Lowest
Population Variety: Lowest
Distance Scaling: Lowest
Reflection MSAA: Off
SoftShadows: Soft
Anisotropic Filtering: Off
Every other settings is set to: Normal

Do this in closed crew or closed friend sessions
so you can easily join friends / crew to find a TT session
Make sure you're not in a public session by pressing Y and looking at the top left corner, people already got banned for doing this in a 30/30 public lobby

>Open Hack
>Tab into gta 5 online
>Get in car
>Go passive mode
>Press L
>Go AFK/fap/jog
>????
>Profit

The V9 version is improved tenfolds in terms of speed, can easily generate 5mil in 15 minutes

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>>158454898
>having to grind
How retarded are you? Get on the TT while it's still going on, if you want to buy shit, unless you actually enjoy the grind.

>>158454991
that's all good but what is the point if nobody is hosting

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>>158454898
the piscius is basically the better yacht
better vehicles, no clutter on deck
>tfw moving the yacht to another spot costs 25k

>>158454898
No, get the second one. Cheapest and most expensive ones are the waste of money.
Middle one has the best heli and boats.

>>158455051
but I am

>>158455096

I already own a speeder and the helicopter with pegasus, it would be retarded to buy a yacht with them.

>>158455096
Yea, like you're going to race in the boat/heli. Just get the most luxury one, you'll impress strippers with that one more rather than with the shitty budget one that doesn't even have sunshields above the hottub

>>158454898
The yacht is just for show its not worthy, buy it only if you got money to trow but it looks like you are a poorfag

>Log in
>all my hackerbux are still there

lmao get fucked Cuckstar

>>158455167

Hello MuslimGamer16

>>158455214
lol why muslimgamer16?

>>158455136
could you post rockstar name?

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>>158425968
Losing 6 million in bonds fucking hurts

RoscoeRufus hosting TT session now

>>158454898
No point in buying any yacht aside from the most expensive one. Everyone will think that you're a poorfag if you buy anything but.

>>158455360
>giving shit about what others think

Is it worth buying GTAV for discounted on Steam?

>>158425968
>>158455331

What happened? I want a full story.

>>158455424
>Being a poorfag

>>158455334
Guys, RoscoeRufus is hosting a TT session, add him on SC if you haven't

>>158455432
If you never played it before, then yes.

>>158454625
I use god mode in heists because I've done them all a thousand times and just wanna get it over with as quickly as possible and the people I'm running with are just in it for the money and the NPCs don't care if I use it against them

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>>158455439
>see reports of PS4 getting done in for glitchbux
>shit, better stock up on X80 bonds
>settle all of my affairs with my dosh before starting the game up again
>avoided the purge
>it's still there
>pissed because I lost 6 million dollars for nothing
>money that could've gone towards spoopy vehicles, the tron bike or that shit R* Faggot is talking about

I don't care if I'm still somewhat well off. Those Jews are gonna do me in with that next update and it's prices for a bottle of water

>>158455734

That other faggot made it sound like you lost your company.

That's what I get for relapsing and listening to some anon.

fucking hell, just lost all my outfits, in a fucking heist, menyoo it is then

will having glitched outfits get you banned

>>158455734
So glitching money gets you punished aswell? I mean, isn't it rockstar's fault that the game is glitched.

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>>158448965
>>158449690
So I tested it out for a few hours and It worked flawlessly, no stutter, just smooth as butter gameplay. Can't thank you enough, my dudebro.

>>158455836
If you exploit the game by using glitched money you're breaking the ToS.

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>>158455882
Happy to help.

>>158455929
That's fair, but still.

Do you guys really think that R* couldn't trace this time trial shit if they wanted to?

Come on, there are a million ways they could look at the logs and banwave everybody.

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>>158456405
>I buy cards every few weeks

>>158456405
wat da fuk

>>158456467
your next little babby pc cuck

haha I get it
bread rhyme with thread

it funnay! epic

Any crew session?

>>158457738
>Buy Goyim Cards
>Rockstar still takes away the money away
SONYGGERS BTFO

Did they just wipe everyone who had over like a billion? My 30m didn't get touched. Well, it was still there last night.

>>158458017
They said they wouldn't take away shark card money so this guy is obviously lying.

Imagine if PCuck TT banwave is next. Oh how the tears will be delicious

>>158457995
Yea, RoscoeRufus is running one so add him, or add me Fapoleon_ and i'll invite you to the session

I contacted Rockstar support over an issue I had and they told me to "go fuck myself". Is this normal?

>>158458151
What issue?

wtf is TT?

>>158458101
It will be a glorious day.

>>158458409
Lurk moar faggot

>>158458601
I have better things to do.

>>158458028
Apparently it was only transferred money this time.

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>>158458409
It's an Audi !

>>158458409
short for time trial
it's a hack

>>158455734
>he still believes the tron bike meme

>>158458101
>>158458445
I'm already considering fucking off to New Vegas for the old gun mods, Rockstar would just give me a reason.

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>>158457738
>>158460084
>>158460161

>bought a Street Blazer

How much of a disappointment am I in for?

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>>158441827
What are rules on filter, and camera angle?
Also... It's been a long time hasn't it, two, three years, just playing this game, it's funny we barely know each other, but at that same time we all consider each other friends, and soon that friendship may die, like this game, just as easily as the winds change.
It's beautiful isn't it, a games end, almost tragic, when a game ends it gives off one final light, one final bright glowing memory.

While I know most of us will continue on and some may follow each other to new games, not everyone will keep up, scattered to the heartless sea of forgetfulness that consumes everything.

It was fun wasn't it.

>>158441827
>Contest
>3 or 4 options

It's more like a test to see who can kiss the most ass

Anyone doing a TT Crew session?

RoscoeRufus isn't online

>>158460981
It's fun, retard strength acceleration, ok speed, silly customization. Mine looks like the toy story RC car.

>>158461719
The closed crew session he was in in still going with like 6 people. Cruise join crew for a min. Anon8792 if you really need to, but I don't really want to get out of bed to invite.

>>158454450
I'm a bike shitter, so when another player hops on, which isn't really often for me, it becomes a whole mess.

The driving is different because of weight and I never get used to it because it's just one way trips and ,again, not very often.

Also it's kind of nerves. Doing anything in front of an audience,even if you're anonymous takes focus off of just driving efficiently and taking the absolute shortest path to taking a slightly safer one (or maybe an even more unfamiliar but "seemingly" faster route you're unfamiliar with) and not looking like a buffoon which , consequently, make you look worse.

Pop-in doesn't do you any favors either

Or that shitty engine system where the AI turns INTO you because of some wonky engine quirks.

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>mfw seeing how fast the new TT hack is

Cuckstar on suicide watch

>>158462212
so driving a bike actually is different between solo and with a passenger?

>>158462348
It goes a little slower, he's just pointing out how "I don't usually suck" is mostly being nervous about looking stupid in front of others making you look stupid in front of others on top of bike crashes being much worse than a car crash.

>>158462225
Hope you get banned cunt.

>>158462716
you forgot your trip, qt

>>158454450
depending on who gets thrown together for a job, lag increases significantly with passenger

>>158462730
You forgot that there's other people here who agree with her, dumbass.

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>>158463048
>her

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>>158461519
All about the costume my man so get a decent camera angle that shows your entire character clearly.

>>158463048
Hi Nirah

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>>158463048
>her

>>158463085
haha memes

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>>158463048
>her

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>>158463048
>her

>>158463048
>her
ok qt, put your trip back on

Differences between club houses? Best bike? Does the Maibatsu > BF400?

>>158463743
the bf400 has no traction loss offroad
the manchez does

clubhouses are the same 2 types, either all one floor or 2 floors
paleto bay clubhouse seems to be the choice because calm location, sandy shores can get really shitty in freeroam

>>158463085
>>158463290
>>158463346
>>158463565
>>158463636
>>158463721
How to trigger literal autists 101.

>>158463936
Get out, qt. Nobody likes you.

Anyone here willing to run Pac Stan glitch a few times and inv me along?

>>158464468
too busy earning 5mil every 10 minutes doing TT hacks

>>158463858
The BF400 also gets into off-road races while I think Manchez doesn't beat it speed wise anyways. So the only reason for manchez is the slow ride wheelie or looks

>>158464630
this

>>158464630
Kk bb

Why the fuck do I have a million black pixels on my face?

>>158464987
if you have nvidia revert to latest 368.N driver
if you have amd gpu then you're fucked in the first place

>>158463936
All me

>>158465234
Ok

anyone up for some race win trading?
need to unlock chrome and stuff and things
RoscoeRufus PC

>choose /gtag/'s emblem cause aint using no noob emblem

>still the same shit emblem from 6 months ago

If there was ever a time to change it...

>>158465645
a tip for races
turn on destroy last place 15 seconds
now every race takes 15 seconds
tada

>>158463048
hehehe funny tho

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>>158465662
FUCKING WHEN

>>158466053
Into the trash you go.

>>158466053
Add it to the crew and I will make it the active emblem

>>158430030

Script kiddies can edit your player data which gets you put into bad sport lobbies you nonce.

>>158466371
Follow him right into the trash.

>>158466164
>>158466492

t. Nullphaggot

>Log in
>Almost all my outfits are gone
>Most of my menyoo outfits are there
>All my custom non-menyoo outfits are gone

B R A V O C U C K S T A R
R
A
V
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C
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C
K
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>mfw have my 60 mil, bought bonds and am back to doing more TT

Anyone in a TT session?

>>158467842
same, would like to know

>>158467980
>>158467842
Closed crew, surf join crew for a minute

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>>158468040

anyone has a hearse to help me spawn one in?
RoscoeRufus PC

>>158468180
Well shit, sucks for you

sc: anon8792, I'll shoot you an invite or something

Does anybody have a session going that doesn't require you to be in the crew?

>>158468227
I'm your friend already, joining now. I'll invite you to a friends session.

>>158468381
why are you even in this thread?

>>158454991
>Screen Type: Windowed
>Resolution: 800x600
>Aspect Ratio: Auto
>FXAA: Off
>MSAA: Off
>VSync: On
>Pause Game On Focus Loss: Off
>Population Density: Lowest
>Population Variety: Lowest
>Distance Scaling: Lowest
>Reflection MSAA: Off
>SoftShadows: Soft
>Anisotropic Filtering: Off
>Every other settings is set to: Normal
why

>>158468643
Because it teleports you around and the speed depends on how fast your system is.

>>158468684
vsync is pretty important for time and speed

if it's set to half you're gonna go slow as fuck

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>>158467297
>get hit with outfit nuke
>go and rebuild a couple of outfits
>outfits get wiped again
>resave current outfit just for kicks
>outfits get wiped AGAIN
>mfw

>>158468643
see
>>158468684
>>158468760
on top of that you won't get the "out of memory please restart game" error that fast
doing the new teleport hack with improved speed this also tends to crash the game more frequently if the settings are above the absolute mininmum

>>158468684
>>158468760
>Having VSync on at all
enjoy your input lag

>>158468227
You're fucking welcome.

Looking to join the PC crew. SC is captainhowel.
I've played with a few of you already, looking to continue doing so. These threads are pretty awful, but the /gtag/ people I've met in-game have been lovely.

>>158454991
>Do this in closed crew or closed friend sessions
>so you can easily join friends / crew to find a TT session
This can't be done in a solo session?

>>158469148
Sent. :^)

>>158469247
>This can't be done in a solo session?
nope

>>158469267
Thanks, champ.
Does it have to be set as your primary Active Crew in order for Join/Invite Crew Members to work on it, or do those features work on all crews you're part of?

>>158454991
>>158469373
So when the guide says
>Do this in closed crew or closed friend sessions so you can easily join friends / crew to find a TT session
Does that mean it only works if the host is also running the hack, or even everyone in the lobby, or will it still work if it's just you, and you just need to make sure the other players aren't going to report you?

>>158464630
More like 1 mil every 15

>>158469602
You just have to be in a lobby with 2+ people.

>>158454991
>can easily generate 5mil in 15 minutes

not on the steam version it doesn't

>>158469752
>>158469662
I get 5k every second, do the math

>>158469602
how can one be so fucking clueless?
you need 2 players in a session otherwise time trials won't show up

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mfw doing wheelies at bicycle speeds

>>158470458
explain

>>158470458
>wasting a garage on bikes when he can store them in a mc

>>158470779
Not them but I have 15 motorcycles.
SECOND CLUBHOUSE WHEN??

>>158471323
60 CAR CEO OFFICE GARAGE NEEDS TO HURRY UP.

>>158471392
that was such bullshit lol. a ramp car that catapults other players 60 feet into the air for 6 million thats.. .. retarded enough for rockstar fuck

>>158471497
I'd pay for that if it's legit, something actually fun.

>>158424938
what car

>>158471709
>implying it wount be hydra 2.0

>>158471875
How can we tell you if you can't read in the first place?

>>158472007
it won't be, it's bound to being on the ground
there will never be a vehicle that's hydra levels of buzzkill that's on the ground unless they go COMPLETELY apeshit

>>158472073
>some shitter rams into you
>you're now high as pidgeon pussy
>a hydra shoots you

>>158467446
Bonds are useless now with the new ban policy, idiot. They don't just take your money anymore they take your money and all property and reset your stats.

>>158472514
>calling someone an idiot for not knowing something we only found out yesterday

How rude of you.

>>158470779
>Hey why don't you buy shekel cards
>why aren't you listening to me there's a business to buy
>why aren't you buying business
>why aren't you buying business
>why aren't you buying business