Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>tfw too intelligent for euro dota

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Reminder not to put all your eggs in one basket

>We're finally free of PSG
How much will the quality of d2g go up now?

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>>158360365
he'll be back in a month

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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>>158360398
is this a sajedene thread

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>>158360464
no it's a llama thread

>>158360524
>>158360464
>>158360398
POST MOMMYMILK
REEEEEE

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so these are the girls of dota, wow

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Hey dee too gee are we joining the /vg/ cup?

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>>158360774
Ofc not

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>make new account to play some chill games when under the influence
>get carried by tryharding smurfs and and win 4 games as dagon Riki
>next games are way harder than on my low 3k main account with people blocking camps and roaming with smoke
>get BTFO and reported every game because everyone but me is some 4k player on a smurf

>>158360979
Reminder this is what scares new players away, not disables and shit.

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>>158360689
what was she even doing

do women just randomly look at their breasts

>76 minute game
>their skycuck is literally manfighting our Invoker and winning

hmmm quite epic, quite epic indeed

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What happened to him?

>>158360524
Literal 8/10.

>>158361050
New players might get different games I guess, I've played 15 games on that acccount and I'm fairly sure that no one in these games was an actual new player. It's all smurfs trying to outsmurf each other.

did you guys know 4.2k accounts are only $20

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can we just post dota girls

nobody's discussing this stupid game anyways

>>158361452
i can make them in less than a day

who wants to buy one

>it's an "random albanians win the NA qualifier playing with 200 ping" episode

>>158361598
PSG here im pretty drunk

i was thinking about buying the merqueen set for DP since I got 140 dollars in steam market now and nothing to spend it on i hate video games

I didn't sell any of my DP items but i did sell the haunted quelling blade

I think im gonna buy like a 4.2k account jus tto prove a point that I can play there

>>158361598
my neighbor

>>158358183
Lastpick Meepo is going to be the new lastpick Huskar in 2 months, screencap this

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Are there any Dota2 streamers like pic related?

what does d-d2g t-think of dota2bowie

>>158362191
Watched two videos, pretty good stuff.

>>158362182
I would buy that crystal maiden arcana.

>guys there is literally an am just afk hitting our top tower
>"what do you want me to do about it"

>3 games in a row with 0 teamfight potential on my team
Simply epin

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So I just played with this slark

The ENTIRE game this is what he is doing:

1. Sits in lane trying to take farm from me every once in a while
2. I leave because of teamfights happening he just stays their missing 50% of last hits
3. Eventually moves to just jungling because lanes are too hectic
4. NEVER uses Dark Pact, EVER
5. Literally NEVER joins a fight despite taking up space
6. At the end of the game he goes up to the tree and starts hitting it with me to end the game
7. Check his performance metric, this was his BEST PERFORMANCE EVER on Slark.
8. 3700 damage dealt


I am ANGRY

>>158362382
ok

>>158362382
What do you want me to do about it?

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When do our guys play

Give me the The New Journey update leaks

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>>158362349
>i did not picked a teamfighter so team is booga and me is ooga
>>158362382
>normal skill

>>158361976
PSG the second you start flaming and you get reports and your behavior score drops you will end up with all the other crashing and burning account buyers.

Your problem may not always be your skill but your attitude and personality will hold you back and drag you down.

>grinding a new account to level 20 for a fresh start
>random most games
>if i dont random a support we simply dont get a courier and/or wards all game

This is hell. Literally paired with 1k...
Im like 4.3k so im not even that good but seriously holy shit. I just watched a puck max E because "its so much harder to kill a hero that isnt on the map as much" HOLY FUCK I DONT THINK ILL MAKE IT

>>158362448
Iron Talon
- Removed from the game

>>158362448
Iron Talon
- Passively increases experience gain by 5%

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>Say I'm taking AM safelane
>Put AM icon in the safelane
>Peruvian last picks Void and comes safelane stealing all CS
>Get ganked relentlessly in jungle
>Lose with no items

I'm just not allowed to play carry. This happens every goddamn time. They just, come to lane and steal the carrys farm.

>>158362448
Iron Talon
- now costs 200 gold

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OUR GUY BULLDOG IS STREAM

>>158362448
Iron Talon
- Can now be used on heroes to remove 40% of their current health.

>>158362707
>Say I'm taking spectre jungle
>Put spectre icon on the jungle
>Peruvian last picks a doom and says spectre isn't a jungler
>He comes to jungle and fights me for CS
>I have higher GPM and XPM at all stages of the game due to not being a shitter
>He actually gets outfarmed by spectre as doom, a hero who prints free gold
>Lose with lots of items and best KDA on team while doom is 0-11

>>158362382
>practicing pos 1

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>>158362448

i really dont understand those people who say they lose games because no one picks support

even if u dont want to support, dont be a shitter,pick a semicarry buy wards and courier and fucking snowball to a win

>>158362472
>picking heroes
I random every game because I'm not a tryhard metafag

>>158362897

its going to be absolute cancer

>>158362897
Debunked already. Stop posting this slanderous crap.

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>>158362931
If you random you have literally zero right to complain my man

>>158362707
>stealing all CS
You should be able out cs him, that's how you show who's boss and real carry. If you cannot cs you deserve nothing

>>158362983

where has it been debunked.
i will contemplate suicide if wukong is released with thoe abilities

80% turn rate slow on a 25% chance including illusions to deal 50 magic damage?

just fuckign kill me

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>tfw one of those close games where you wake up thinking about it

>>158363029
This, whenever some guy wants my lane I buy stats and quelling. After 5-6 creep waves of no cs they leave.

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>>158362815
>>158362707
>q ranked on USE with 300 ping
>first pick Morph
>don't mark lane
>outcs the gringo shitter who went safe
>carry the game

>>158363007
Randoming is literally the only way to play the game
Picking heroes means you will unfairly weight heroes based on how good they are, which is tantamount to cheating

>>158363196
and getting 200 gold which automatically give you an upper hand is not?

>>158363281
I click switch to random hero
I also normally only queue in all random because i enjoy fun

remember when people called Terrorblade the AM killer.

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How come a single rag-tag European team defeated all of the NA region open qualifier teams?

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Alright

WHO'S THAT DOTAMON

>>158363486
Because NA dota is a joke

>>158363552
Omni

>>158363552
Centaur

>>158362815
>Say I will support
>pick support hero
>everyone picks carries because nobody wants to play support
>win the game 2/5/21 with more wards placed than everyone else in the game combined

>>158363553
Jokes are supposed to make you laugh not cry.

>>158363552
I always look at daedalus as if it's a crossbow

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>>158363607
>>158363612
>>158363690
It is a Crossbow

>>158363718
Viable, reported

>>158363552
alchemist

>>158362897
This is so dumb

>use ult
>ha now the enemy is trapped in illusions
>hit enemy
>nimble nimbus activates
>swap positions
>they just walk away
>MUH SKILL SYNERGY

>>158363814
>alchemist
>with an aghs in his inventory

>>158363718
I'd go bkb instead of abyssal, or instead of boots

>>158363039
I remember reading that those aforementioned abilities were used for the Monkey King easter egg in WC3 Dota 6.something. They weren't ever used by the Easter egg NPC, but they had some programming in for it.

The real Dota 2 Wukong will probably be different. Too lazy to find the screen grabs that support my claim.

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>>158363552
WK

>DC places better than EG at TI
>CWMstack wins the NA open qualifiers

when will NA be renamed to EU2?

>>158363862
it's just before he gives it away?

>>158363618
That's every single match for me

>>158363862
maybe he didn't give it away yet

>tfw don't feel anything from a win or a loss with Dota any more.
what do laddies.

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>>158364064
vorp

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>>158363947
Not near memey enough my friend.

>>158363838
what makes you assume that nimble nimbus would cancel his ultimate's ensnare
if naga siren builds a force staff and uses it on you after you get ensnared, you're still ensnared for 5 more seconds lmao

>>158364340
>what makes you assume
stupidity
reddit and /vg/ posters are driven uniquely and exclusively by stupidity, and then normal people suffer the consequences

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WHO FUCKING STARTED THIS CANCER WOODS BROOD SHIT.

20 MIN MIDAS RADIANCE, THE FUCK.

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>>158364813
>WOODS
Can you guys just go back to whatever game you came from where people refer to the J U N G L E as "woods" like that?

>>158364813
my neighbor

>>158364923
>pepe
>has autism about two words with the same meaning.
mfw

I don't want to get drunk tonight but I think I'm going to anyway.

>>158364813
>cant win a 4v5 game in 20 minutes
hello 2k

>>158365246
his stack partner picked omni

you don't end the game in 20 mins against Omni.


Plus we had a Tinker mid.

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>>158364813

>>158365386
whats the start build/items?

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>>158365386
This shitter tusk said he was jungling 3 camps a minute or something.

pretty sure this needs a nerf.

>>158365386
Shame the hero cant do anything with all that money

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>>158365386
gib skill order and starting items plz

>wake up
>EU team won NA open quali
>they played in finals against team of casters and semi-pros
""NA"" """""dota""""" """"""""scene"""""""" everyone

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>>158365386
The funniest thing is that brood can be borderline ungankable in the jungle so early on, cliffs are fucking everywhere and no one has a blink dagger yet
I hope it stays as a meme and won't be as popular as LC jungle or some shit

***UPDATE ALERT***
Iron talon removed
new item added, quelling glove
Costs 500, has same active as iron talon, no other bonuses
Gloves of haste removed from midas recipe, replaced with quelling glove

How do I Skeleton King jungle?

>Valve added option to turn the shit off now.
NICE LA.

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>>158365536
How do you explain this?

>>158365435
>>158365538
theres only 1 item you start the game with as a jungler in 6.88

>>158366156
0.5k mmr

>>158364949
he's trying to be funny because woods and jungle is how it was called in hon and lol respectively, true dotards that played dota1 called it forest.

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>no hero that must drain the power of other heroes in order to attain its final form
um... dotards???

i stop playing dota for a month, come back, and now theres stun timers? brackets around my HP? damage numbers?

did i accidentally boot up HOTS or League?

>>158367084
He's a big guy
Reminds me of Atropos, the Bane Elemental

>tfw when no new york nigga hero

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>no gundam hero
Doturds could I maybe get an explanation as to why this is the case...

>>158367084
Slark?

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>>158367084

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>>158367474
>7474
Impressive, very nice

>>158364245
BALLING OUT OF CONTROL

>>158367483
Slarks form doesnt change
>>158367084
silencer in ability draft with grow

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>no patrick bateman hero
WHA TTHE FUCK DOTARDS
AND NO CHAOS KNIGHT DOESNT COUNT YOU FUCKING AUTISMOS
I SWESR IF I SAW YOU FAGGOTS IN THE STREET I WOULD GUT YOU THEN AND THERE
WHY ISNT THERE A FUCKING PATRICK BATEMAN CHARACTER

>>158367685
ok

why does /d2g/ hate Nara now?

>>158367776
Because ensnare is her only good move

>>158367685
Nobody wants to play as a pathetic boy next door loser like bateman

Why is every 2k support a walking talking creep? How do I even leave this hell with at least one support going 1/17/6 every game?

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>>158367775
>>158367834

>>158367964
play the support yourself

>>158367685
Literally arc warden

>>158368003
and when I play support I specifically say exactly what I'm doing, yet they seem to think "zoning pa" means "Dive!"

>tfw when no succubus hero

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>>158368115
>zoning pa

>>158368456
idk why but lost

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>0-0

Anyone have these kind of games where you literally did nothing all game and feels like you just wasted half an hour plus.

Enemy Slark went Orchid as first major item.

>>158366156
how does one even get a win rate like this? http://www.dotabuff.com/players/43074101

>>158367964

This. >>158368003

I left 2k by spamming support.

Although as a caveat, defensive supports are best, because in this bracket and arguably even 3k, its more about healing and keeping your idiot cores alive until they come online.

>>158368604
Have a 5 stack that doesn't suck and play easy mode aka unranked

>>158368604
oh it's unranked nvm I forgot unranked exists
>>158368757
yeah in ranked this would mean a net gain of 53 THOUSAND mmr since starting which sounds a bit off

How was the shitstorm when ProDota won NA OQ1 ?

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>>158368563
just

>>158368604
hes not just searching unranked in a 5 stack, he's searching unranked random draft us east at night time in a 5 stack
obvious MM abuse

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>>158368854
we laughed at america a bunch

then we moved on because this isn't anything new

>>158368865
>with Radiance

How?

>>158368854

there wasnt one

no one expected a ragtag team filled with
Frenzy (kicked)
CCnC (kicked)
Merlini (Arguably first player to innovate and make dota 2 interesting to watch but who has never been in a serious team for ages)
Cap (5.8k caster)
Blitz (btfo so hard out of korea when the koreans caught up)

to ever amount to anything

>>158369010
CCnC more like CCnSHIT amirite :^)))))

>>158369181
hes a known choker. if i was a part of fdl i would want to lose the burden asap too.

his replacement is miles better

Unranked is the patrician matchmaking mode
No tryhards, no e-peen measuring contests, just pure dota

>>158369274

for sure. just dont claim to have any level of skill or to have discovered new strats. we are cool otherwise

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>>158369274
>Unranked
>No tryhards
>no e-peen measuring contests
>pure dota

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>>158368690
Dumpstering the enemy as an agressive support or a roamer usually does more than playing a defensive one in 3k because people tilt easily, especially in 3500+ where every fucking faggot wants to pick a carry and thinks that he is entitled to be 4k just because he plays cores only and that everyone else in his team is shit.

Same with agressive offlaners who can dumpster the carry player so hard he starts crying in all chat, then breaks his items and runs down mid. People in this bracket not knowing how to support and deal with enemy pressure also helps.

>>158368947
Why do people prefer literal sluts like Sjokz and SnowFox to girls who actually try to be something else like Sheever and Anneedroid?

I just don't get it but I guess that's why the game is dying.

good morning neighbors

NA dota is such a fucking joke lmao

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>used to get phase early on huskar to supplement his base damage and get a quick boost of ms
>phase ms also let me harass and back off quickly
>pros just get wind lace and rush armlet
I still could get a pretty good armlet timing since I could contest last hits way easier with phase. I know wind lace is cheap but I'm just not so sure about it.

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>>158369385
>I guess that's why the game is dying.
that's a quite extreme conclusion

what makes you think I don't prefer sheever to snowfox

>>158369426
Ausfag here and I prefer to play on US West because its easier.

>>158369385

>why do people prefer literal sluts

>why

anon are you gay or something

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Weeeee

>>158369471
I bet even a SEA stack could win on NA region if not because of the shit ping

P I T L O R D G A M I N G

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When will they, d2g?

>>158369435
ENDURANCE RUN

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I don't know how to play Doom

>>158369274
unranked is for people entertained by pushing buttons
the fun in dota comes from outperforming your opponent who is tryharding

reminder that RD is the best game mode

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>>158370072
rrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>158370146
Uh basically. We're my items ok?
I feel like my gpm was total shit but I dunno.
I used the big Satyr at the start for the sustain and the nuke, got a centaur later but I wasn't ever able to land a good one unless I counter initiated, so I ended with a small Satyr with the purge and that shit felt completely overpowered.

>>158370282
ALL PATHS LEAD TO CONFLICT

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>wake up
>american region dominated by tier3 european team

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Why can europeons only win honeypot lans?

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>>158370282
>that nose ring is actually grotesque
Could it be any other way? Snout rings are always trashy.

whos this team thats winning NA quals

>>158370159
I find its more making less mistakes than your opponent to be more pertinent.

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DUDE

>>158370404
>no pig hero

>>158369704
why are there no good english players?

reminder that europe is the badMidwest

>>158370510
well that is a big part of outperforming them. the appeal is the competition. hitting creeps or using spells isn't entertaining on its own, it's the context.
compare standing on a field kicking a ball around vs. a game of football

>>158370530

sir you seem to have posted the wrong hero

the meme is

wawe.png with a picture of the hero weaver of dota 2

>>158370607
why is there no good english anything?

>>158370607
They're like polite Australians
Only good for bantz

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>>158370638
DUDE

>even cwm can be successful in NA
Explain yourselves burgers

>>158370709

thanks.

my autism is satisfied

if Day9 is host of Boston I'm quitting for good.

>>158370709
WEAVE

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>>158370728

>>158370806

he has 2k mmr

for a starcrumpet thats pretty decent

you know their scene is dead anyway, just let him do it

>>158370913
fuck off hes autistic

>>158370928
>fuck off hes autistic

Is there the murmurings of a future OUR GUY?

>>158370928

but anon so are you

>>158370928
Sounds perfect for the dota scene then

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How do we fix NAdota?

>>158371187
Replace Americas with (the old) EG. Because thats all NA had. Although EG had heaps of Third (3rd) places.

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>>158371187
>Counting 2nd place (AKA choking of the highest caliber)
>Counting CIS teams as European

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>>158371187
here lad remade this properly

>>158371318
There is not a single CIS team in there. Ukraine is not an official CIS member.

>its a 'no one wants to play carry or support' game

>>158371391
wut?

>>158371350
what's the difference?

t. non english speaker

>>158371391
Everyone wants to play tanker?

>see my carry trying to kill the off laner instead of harassing.
instant leave lane.

>>158371391
>not having 3 offlaners zone the carry while your pl pulls the small camp solo

WHY ARE CHINESE TEAMS PICKING LYCAN ALL OF A SUDDEN

WHY ARE CHINESE TEAMS PICKING LYCAN ALL OF A SUDDEN

WHY ARE CHINESE TEAMS PICKING LYCAN ALL OF A SUDDEN

>>158371391

So...everyone is playing jungler?

IE

OPTIMAL, CLAN_IRAQ APPROVED DOTA? FEEL BLESSED YOU ARE AMONG THE CABAL

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>roaming pudge
>jungle brood
>slark
this patch is garbo

>>158371460
It uses the proper name for the 3rd season of the year

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How do we fix moon colony dota?

>>158371489
wolves

>>158371489
HALLOWEEN

HALLOWEEN

HALLOWEEN

>>158371489

Why not? All heroes are perfectly balanced. The only reason some heroes are picked more than others is simply because of trends among proplayers and pubs deluding themselves into thinking a hero is better than others.

>>158371558
why would chinks car about some anglo holiday

>>158371583
But lycan can't do anything except take towers a little faster.

>>158371558
THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN

>>158371583
>puck is balanced
>pugna is balanced
>clinkz is balanced
>bristlebong
Check your privilege. There's plenty of irredeemably shit heroes.

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>>158371382
Yeah, and Ukraine isn't in the EU either.

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>>158371678
>There's plenty of irredeemably shit heroes.

>forgetting THE shittiest hero since 2008

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

is weaver good right now?

>>158371583
>Bad beastmaster
>good

kek

>>158371689
Good thing EU wasn't mentioned at all then.

>>158371689
Ukraine is Russia.

What's stopping broodmama from being a good carry or anticarry exactly
that passive is ridiculous

>>158371689
>he thinks EU means the union
embarrassing

>>158371418
>>158371462
>>158371474
What are farming initiators, spell carry, gankers and offlaners

>>158371717
That's not broodmother.

Broodmother has a sub 40% win rate.

>>158371535
>Fall and autumn are both accepted and widely used terms for the season that comes between summer and winter. Some who consider British English the only true English regard fall as an American barbarism, but this attitude is not well founded.

I see. Not sure that kind of shitposting can be successful in d2g.

>>158371780
They are TANK

>>158371843
Tank is not a real role
Name one tank character in the whole game

>>158371756

Hurricane Pike, Lotus Orb, and Guardian Greaves have made entire swaths of heroes super shit

>>158371607
Same reason they care about Xmas. Its trendy, hip, Western and a fuck you to older conservative generation.

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Guys help.
I had a break from dota 2 for a few days and now i'm affraid to enter this gaem and queue.
even clean up all kitchen and made meal just for having a reason not to play this game.

>>158371892
grow a pair fagget
>uuuh I'm gonna lose fantasy digital currency that has no purpose
wow

>>158371892

thats a quality problem to have

keep having it and you will be a successful and rich man in no time

>>158371812
ameribarbarian detected
>uh it's fall because leaves fall

>>158371892
uninstall

no, really, there's no point in playing a game you don't want to play

>>158371780
>>158371780
>>158371780
>implying these are mutually exlusive

>>158371870
any hero with blademail

>>158371870
centaur, tidehunter.

>>158372178
Thats an anticarry or antinuker though

>phantom assassin
>doesn't build or play like an assassin

Chilly Lizard?
Hello????????????

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who will be the new Puppey and PPD of the new era?
will it be a chink, a burger, a monkey or a ruskie?

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>it's a "you're trying to farm the fuck out of the jungle and your team is screaming at you to come gank so you do it just to make them be quiet and you all die so you go back to farming and they scream at you more so you ignore them this time and they just feed and you're farming but you can't farm fast enough so you leave jungle to get some kills and you can easily 1v1 their carry but cant do shit in teamfights because you cant 1v5 especially vs an enigma who wont ult until you're in direct line of sight but when he does ult your team just fucking runs back to base and pings you for feeding" episode
starting to get sick of the trench 2 b quite honest

>>158372264
>its a "anon doesnt contribute to the team and thinks he is some magical badass who can win games by sitting in the jungle for 40 minutes despite the fact that dota is a 5 man game" episode
Getting sick of the gulag tβh

>>158372261
Arteezy

>>158372342
try 12 minutes

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How do I specifically remove these brackets from the sides of my hp bar? This wasn't on the last patch.

>>158372178
>Crystal Maiden builds Blademail
>doesn't have enough EHP to reflect a significant amount of damage to her attacker before she dies anyway

>>158360774
sugeh qt bb

>>158371870
Bristleback in the past. Axe, tide, centaur, timber

>>158372487
>not buying a heart or two on CM

>>158372487
>he doesn't build shivas and skadi on crystal """mpaiden"""
shitter detected

>>158362191
>>158362220
t. non whites

>>158372487
>not going midas into tarrasque as cm in under 15 mins
Are you playing the best jungler in the game or what

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>load up dota
>pick omni and go off lane
>have highest kills, lowest deaths, highest assists, highest gpm xpm hero damage and tower damage
>lose
how is this allowed? i have 80% winrate but still i don't want to lose 20% of the time it's not fair

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Alright /d2g/, it's time for "Battlecup stories I should have shared 3 days ago!"
>Pick Pudge for teammate who wanted roaming Pudge
>Every time he misses a hook, allchat "noob hook" jokingly
>Eventually just start saying it at random times
>Enemy team goes to Roshan but we can't contest
>Suddenly an idea
>"Noob hook"
>Everyone runs out of the pit

>>158372525
These heroes are tanky, but only axe is really a tank
Tide and centaur are just initiators who use ehp instead of shadow blade and stuff
Timber is a kill character who can dive really far because of his ehp

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>>158372631
>losing as Omniknight

>>158372261
Sonneiko and Crit

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>playing support
>tfw your mid at the end of the game says you single handedly carried the game

>>158372796
>you wake up

>>158372796
you didn't because no matter how retardedly amazing someone is at support they can't win the game with subhuman 300 gpm retards who constantly feed and buy a hex on antimage instead of saving buyback at the 70 min mark

>>158372796
>play solo support
>items who needs that lel wards only
>get blamed for shit that happened on the other side of the map

>>158372796
>get gangbanged by templar and antimages fat cocks after the game

>only streamers on are sheever, canceR and bulldog streaming farming simulator
JUST

>>158373098
maybe, just maybe, your help on the other side of map could be useful
i don't know what actually ahppend in your game , just saying if you buy bunch of wards that still doesn't mean you are good at supporting
no offence

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>>158373350
you could alwasy do this :v)

>>158373427
:V JAJAJ

>>158373350
>being a stream monster

>>158373427
oh yeah it does seem like the perfect opportunity for some manual labour

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>>158372796
>playing support
>ward like a God and give sight for top mid and bot
>also ping whenever I see an enemy saw by the ward
>5 min after I placed the wards
>enemy support is going mid to gank
>I and my fellow support pinged it twice
>he got ganked and we can't TP since TP is on cooldown
>he died
>PINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPING
>PUT WARDS YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS SUPPORTS

why do this kind of people exist?

>>158372901
It happened ~2h ago

>>158372927
Yes i did, compared to my shitty teammates, my mid was only competent in teamwork

>>158373365
yeah my mistake i didnt know shallow grave could cast from bottom t1 all the way to top t2

>>158371756
Because people get an mkb bkb or silver edge and it becomes useless.

>team blames me because i lost against sand king as solo weaver

how do i even win this

>that dork on the team who keeps finding things to complain about
>even if the things he wants you to do are contridictory

>>158373720
Did you literally stand in his sandstorm for the whole channel? How tf do u even lose a lane to a melee as a slippery ranged hero????

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>>158373546
You said itself its your fault for wasting TP

>playing solo pos5 support against riki

gg go next

>>158373771
Caustic finale is the problem

>>158373879
for melee heroes, dumbo

>>158373594
>no grave tp when enemies diving under t2
seems reasonable

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PSG did nothing wrong.

Sheevers too hot these days

>>158361976
My friend, may I remind you that you have already been boosted to 3.5k? And already fell back down below 3k?

>>158373916
not that guy but caustic aoe is about the same as weaver attack range, once sk gets lvl 2 in burrow you practically cant be near a creep with less than 200 hp, a good sk will get the range creep a bit low so it is within burrow dmg + 1-2 hits range of dying and pop pop goes the creeps
you have to wait for him to push the wave under tower, but he will still outfarm you at lvl 1/2 getting fast soul ring/arcanes and once he's lvl 5 he can just harass you down with burrows
t. someone who knows how to play sk offlane

What if ogre magi's ult could mutibuy?

>Every time you buy an item with your ulti leveled you have a chance of getting an extra item of the same time unlocked and usable for anyone in the team.

Buying and selling to repurchase the same item wouldn't be abusable though.

>>158374257
What if ogre's ult could multicast itself
What if ogre could multirespawn?

>>158374397
>4x multicast respawn
>4 retards running down mid permastunning anything that moves

>>158374050
Not really.

Naix is fucking garbage hero

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>>158374492
>all 4 get killed
>they all 4x mutlirespawn
>32 ogre heads

Actually balanced buff to ogre comin thru
You can now stack aghs to get up to 7 fireblasts

>no bulldong or synderen stream
this is why i hate the majors, i used to be able to turn on tiwtch and see someone i liked streaming at any point of the day but now for 6 months out of the year thanks to the majors no one streams because they are too busy scrimming or not streaming s o they can try hard in pubs for practice

what if there was a hero that was shit but could be picked more than once?

>>158374626
this lina look like some chinese mobile dota ripoff character

>>158374626
>32 heads
You werent good at math in school, were you?

>>158375247
feel free to show your math skills to everyone

>>158375421
Im dumb

>>158375421
>>158375473
I had that they start with 4 heads in my head

>>158375553
u mean start wit 4Head?

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What are the fursonas of each major region? We just got Russia's (and by extent, the entire CIS region's) fursona in the form of gay wolf Zabivaka, and I'm curious as to what /d2g/ thinks the others are.

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>>158371729
If i wasnt rendering right now i'd load up the old dotard 2 and test who pushes a tier 1 faster with necro at level 12

>Manage to stop 2-3 people flaming each other.
>Win

The ultimate guide on how to win DOTA 2 matches.

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>>158371756
>european union doesnt mean union

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>>158375692
>NA
Some generic fox with big titties
>EU
:klace:
>SEA
Some form of snakelady
>China
Already in Dota, it's called Winter Wyvern
>Peru
A monkey, which they fail to grasp the underlying irony of.
>Australia
See: SEA but with a difference color scheme, they insist it's completely different.

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>>158375692

>Not muting the people that you stomp so you can detect shitters that got stomped when they are in your team

>build refresher on arc warden
>can give a building 26 seconds of damage immunity
dotards??

>>158375941
nowhere it says "EU": >>158371350

...and indeed, as that guy says, EU can be an abbreviation for Europe as RU is used for Russia, CH for China and AM for Autistic Murricans like you.

>>158375735
who fucking cares?

guess which hero has an ultimate that doesn't fall off in the late game

beastmaster is better than lycan because he remains relevant through out the entire game. Lycan is only good for early/mid, he's a fucking AWFUL carry.

>>158376196
nobody ever said AW is balanced

>>158376196
isnt that counterable by walking in the dome?

>>158376374
>put dome on middle of tower/rax/ancient
>you cant even touch it

>>158376374
When 90% of the dome is behind the tower it gets a little retarded when you have to extend that far just to hit the fucking building.

>>158376132
i never met same players in my 2k games

these indian casters are actually comfy

why does jakiro aka badEnigger still exists in the game dota 2

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>>158376082
Didn't that end with Cheetos basically snatching up the fanbase of degenerates and Pizza Hut making knot jokes? Honestly I could go for another round of that shitshow it was absolutely hilarious.

>>158371541
scepter alternative on luna.
chance on lucent beam on every bounce.
choice between normal and this 1 on purchase

>>158375941
eu means europe dumb burger
it's not "european union west" server either

>>158376208
and another thing

beastmasters summons have a guaranteed slow on hit

lycans have a chance to slow

another reason why beastmaster is better than lycan

>>158376442
oh no a hero has an ability that forces you to react a little bit and it lasts longer if he buys a 6000 gold item

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>thread slow
>qualis not starting yet

guess I'm queering for a game then

wish me luck qts

>>158376752
dont do it stay with me

>>158376751
>oh no he just has a FREE glyph

Who is the Gordon Ramsay of Dota 2?

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>>158376593
Holy shit I thought you were joking, what the fuck? This happened?

http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/27/tony-the-tiger-has-started-blocking-furries-due-to-their-sexual-fascination-with-him-5647649/

http://www.papermag.com/a-tale-of-two-mascots-how-furries-spurned-by-tony-the-tiger-are-being--1574536912.html

https://twitter.com/pizzahut/status/692033652855689216

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>>158376780
don't worry it's 10v10 so I can alt+tab every now and then to post

>>158376792
>free
>takes up an ability slot

>>158376824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xVlFBdCfQw

>>158376985
he has 2 free glyphs and 5 abillities in total
how is that not free

>A 1000 ranged attack with 70% slow with a 2 second down time

Really makes me think.

>>158377074
"I may have gone too far in a few places"
-frog of ice

who can link me to a good centaur build?

>>158377332
as long as the item is red, it's good

>>158377332
tranq blink octarine aether heart heart

>>158377064
>>158376792
>>158376985
Did somebody say free?

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>>158371892
its simple

want to play? queue
don't want to? unistall

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>it's another "Sven buys SnY" episode

Sven is one of the most easy to itemize heroes, you buy hotd to stack, then blink to initiate and so you don't waste your stun duration running up to enemies, then echo and daedalus so you can kill anybody during stun