/owg/ - Overwatch General

xth for imbalanced game

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>>158353032

I want to breed Symmetra and fuck her regal legs!!!

>rank 800 and going down

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>literally every QP player just lets enemies run past

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Okay but you can only have 1 not both.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11501157

>>158353136
This is a moral website. Please do not talk about impure thoughts here.

>>158353176

>Unless they're on the enemy team, in which case their defense is basically flawless

>>158352786
>People have started picking Widowmaker again

Well the good times couldnt last forever I guess, now it sucks to have one or play against one

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>>158353032
Her complexion is gross, what is she a corpse?

>>158353184

MEI IS NOT FAT. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS?

>>158353221
I though her only buff was the scope animation timing.

Post your most hated heroes and anons tell you how and who counters them

>junkrat
>pharah
>roadhog

>>158353302
It doesn't matter if she isn't fat. She looks chubby, and that's enough for me to never pay attention to her.

>>158353363
t. South Park Warcraft guy

>>158353330
Top and bottom Zarya
Middle McCree

>>158353221
>someone picks widowcancer
>gameplay instantly degenerates into hide and seek, where every step out of cover may get you instantly deleted by a worthless faggot sitting waaaaayyy behind the actual teamfight
sure is fun having half of your risk-vs-reward decisions taken from you by sheer virtue of every open area being a potential instadeath

snipers truly are the cancer of the fps genre

>Buffing D.Va again

So is she just going to be buffed forever because shes Blizzards self-wank character?

>>158353312
She gains charge faster and the mine no longer hurts you which buffs her close range dps by a ton.

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>>158353032
>Amelié Lacroix
>tfw will never get a whiff of those round blueberry cheeks

>>158353409
t. Prepubescent chinese spergling

reminder that all widowmaker and hanzo players are paste eaters

>>158353330

I really hate Zarya.

>About to fuck someone up
>Lol shield bubble

Fucking stop.

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Ana loves her little soldier.

>>158353527
Team coordination to focus her down, or dropping on her/not being afraid to suicide to take her out as Reaper. If you can land dinks McCree does decent against her.

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Im gunna make it

>>158353729
How many levels/boxes have you gained since the event started?

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I'm practicing my Ana game for the next few comp matches. Any tips from other Ana players out there? How do I git gud with Snipermamtee?

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light machine gun class when? I play a lot of Planetside 2.

I've never been in a more demoralizing position than being on the business end of a 6 stack

It's just not possible to enjoy

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>>158353185
Is it immoral if I want the trashman to impregnate me?

>>158353576
Looking at the thumbnail - it looked like Ana was nude and had saggy grandma titties which isn't entirely wrong

>>158354060
Men can't become pregnant.

Is it true that in competitive mode people will, more often than not, throw a pissy fit if you pick anything but meta approved heroes?

Will I be confined to quick play whenever I feel like playing Mei, Widowmaker, Torb, Pharah or Junkrat?

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>>158354083
If posting regular boobies gives the janitor an asthma attack I wouldn't dare post grannie nipples

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>>158353998
Don't worry Blizzard already addressed this, it happens and it's no one fault that you got stomped, hell the six stack even looses sometimes! The system favoring low que times and being willing to pull randoms to not make that stack wait is completely fine and is the way things should work. It's definitely not our fault because that would mean our system is flawed, it's not the stacks fault for being coordinated in a team game and it's not your guy's fault for not meshing well as a team because of different play styles and such.

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Are any of these viable means of buffing Bastion?

>Sombra

What kind of hacker uses a machine gun? Thats not very hack ish now is it?

>>158354218
People are more prone to playing sissy fits, but as long as you're not being an asshole, it should be fine. Meta changes from bracket to bracket.

Mei and Widow are strong on a lot of the maps, in the current meta.

>>158354102
It's a good thing I'm not a man then.

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>Obvious child over mic playing genji exclusively
>Picking shit with everybody
>Calls you gay
>You're pretty comfortable with the fact you are a huge fucking faggot

>>158354306
>implying

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>>158354273
Should've put a picture of Carlos up for that joke because it was just plain bad.

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>>158354353
feels good doesn't it anon?

>>158353576
Already confirmed it's Morrison and Reyes

>>158354353
Did you explain to him how sword fighting works as an adult? Please tell me you did.

>>158354306
You do realise the procedure didn't/won't make you a fertile woman right?

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>>158354413
IT'S TIME FOR OCELOT POSTING

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>>158354353
>playing randoms
>high-voiced kid can't turn his mic off
>some guy starts flirting with them thinking they're a woman

>tfw no McManwhore to whip around
Why does it hurt so much

>>158354413
>Kojima threw portable ops out of the canon
>made it clean that BB and ocelot train together some point after MGS3 and before PW
>they worked together to get the legacy back
>Ocelot taught BB his integration techniques or they learned them together
>ocelot perfected in CQC

WE WILL NEVER SEE ANY OF THIS
THANKS KOJIMA YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>158354472
W-who are you to crush my dreams? I'm not a tranny, anon.

Y'all got a discord or something for getting together for groups?

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Should S76 be reclassified as a defense hero? Even during his short-lived glory days, he was picked 2x more on defense, because defending from high ground is what he does (or did) well.

>>158354676
You'd be cuter if you were desu

>>158354416
What do you mean confirmed?

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what do i do as gengu when my team's caught at a choke, but the enemy's too cohesive for me to pick a healer/junkrat or whatnot? get on point to drag enemies off the choke?

2cp/hybrid maps are the worst about this, it seems

>>158354712
Have you read the back half of last thread? It's nothing but memes and gay rping none of us actually play this game we just shitpost about it and pretend we do.

>>158354676
It's not good to go to such lengths for a ruse, anon. Give proofs or take your HRT.

>>158354712
There used to be a discord, but the guy who had the link hasn't posted it in a while.

>>158354727
You're right, I probably would.

>>158354540
Ocelot is honestly a super cool character and its a damn shame we won't really get to know anything else about him.

>>158354791
>the same shit happens to every general
/vg/ was a mistake

>>158354791
>>158354794
Son of a bitch. I'm two levels from roll-over. I want to get this shit out of the way tonight.

>>158353903
Just pick Bastion you shiTR

>>158354885
You can add me, if you'd like. Happy to help out a fellow /owg/poster. Samishi#1373.

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>>158354853
Please don't remind me of /dg/ it was fine for a week then it got bad as dlc and raids came out. Only came back recently but realized it's all the same and there's no escaping it.

*sits on a tree and starts to masturbate*

>>158353785

about 60, all from leveling

>>158355002
Have you seen the battlerite general? It lasted for all of a few days and then turned into mommyposting.

Every single non-ded general devolves into at least one of three things:
1. whining about the game
2. sexual deviancy and gayposting/ERP/waifuposting/husbandoposting/mommyposting
3. namefag circlejerking

Is there a single general that doesn't fit this description?

>>158355036
>implying he needs to masturbate
He can get on whatever dick he wants, why do it yourself when someone else can do it for you

>Everyone on the other team leaves
>1 guy sticks around
>Ask him to leave
>He refuses
>Tell him he's being rude and needs to fuck off
>Apparently I'm the bad guy

Holy fuck these entitled mongoloids who complain about toxicity need to be lined up against a wall.

WAKE UP SOMBRA

>>158354723
>Symmetra more used than anyone
>on anything

This shit can't be right.

What's everyone's favorite voice lines? Mine is when Widowmaker says "Say la V"

Why wasn't d.va's Halloween skin a big pumpkin?
So much wasted potential

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I love widowmaker the way she is right now but for some reason after looking at this image I just want to hug her really hard and protect those beautiful eyes.

>>158355210
Diablo 3 general

Oh wait

>Season 2 starts
>made 67 in season one, want to try for top 500 season 2
>Get a 30 hour a week paid traineeship in my dream job

Well fuck. I can play one or two comp matches a day, but I can't see me getting much done rank-wise.

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>>158355418
"I'm your huckleberry"

>>158355482
kys

Which hero has the shittiest gold weapon?

>>158355367
This was most likely right when Widow and McCree got nerfed, Ana isn't even there. This was the only meta were Soldier 76 and Pharah were ever relevant.

Why is Winston such a stomper at mid platinum? It's hilarious how the hot monkey dick incapacitates anything without burst and more than 200 HP.

>>158355640
Maybe Lucio

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>>158355418
Fuck off, it would have taken 10 seconds to Google the correct spelling.

>>158355418
AHOGA

>>158355640
Zenyatta

>>158355659

The only thing preventing Pharah from being a 100% pick is McCree taking that spot and happening to be her natural counter. Shes still perfectly viable on any map with pit hazards.

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>get a good winstreak and climb from mid gold to mid plat
>expecting to see the game being played at a slightly higher level
>the meta is exactly the same
>people still can't aim
>no notable difference between a 2700s match and a 2300s match

>>158355210
>whining about the game
That's what this thread is for. Fuck waifuposters. Haven't seen namefags except that McCree main who posts his webms and sometimes talks in third person.

>>158355819
Keep going. 3200 is the turning point, don't stop until you get there.

>>158354218
Mei and Pharrah are meta and will most likely result in a quick counter pick.

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So when is Sombra coming out?
Just found out my gf has pyrophobia.

>>158355704
>>158355807
tfw still can't decide on a gold weapon now that they are nerfing the rewards

>>158353409
>i assume everyone who has higher standards than me is disgusting because i'll never have the self esteem required to have higher than average standards

I bet you post on /r9k/ too.

If Somebra isn't revealed tomorrow, it's confirmed that that leak was legit and they're redesigning her from that negative feedback. She looks like a fat-cheeked child.

>>158355926
Get one for Ana, looks pretty rad if you have the Horus skin.
Reaper with the white Mariachi skin also looks neat or maybe Reinhardt

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>>158355951
>I'm not a virgin because I'm a massive fucking loser who hangs out on image boards
>I just have high standards!

Loling at your life lad

Also fuck off, Mei is a cutie.

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Ahaha... Well you really take do this bad guy thing easily don'tcha?

>>158356123
Nice projection there m8. You know its okay for people not to like chubby chicks right?

>>158356123
>Mei is a cutie

If you like fat chicks that is

>>158356030
El Blanco + Golden Guns + New Halloween highlight intro = Best Reaper combination.

I still hate mccree, even after the nerf.

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>Zarya is my least played, wondered why people think she's good
>eventually figure out how to play her and actually do pretty good
>friend and I decide to both go Zar and chain each other's shields
>max dps, shit gets crazy
>melts through Rein's shield real quick
Holy shit dude. Song related
https://youtu.be/6x0v9E-hZqY

>>158355951
>m-muh standards

kek
Like clockwork.

>>158356257
>not being attracted to a chunky video game character is 'average' standards
top fucking lel

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>>158356229
>chain each other's shields
>realize this is a Quick Play story
>stopped reading there.

>>158354723

>Junkrat and Sym actually being used
>Soldier one of the best picks
>Roadhog used more than Zarya
>Pharah a top 3 dps

What happened?

Why does everyone keep drawing Morrison and Reyes like they were bros during Overwatch and still like each other. Whatever love was lost between them happened when Overwatch was established.
>"I thought you were dead." (with a couldn't-care-less tone)
>"It didn't take."

FUCKING NIGGER JUNKRAT CAN EXPLODE HIS NIGGER ALLAH SNACKBAR WHEEL FROM REINY'S SHIELD????

SHIT GAME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>158355482

She isn't real though.

>>158356539
Can't we just pretend? Even just for a day? Don't make me upset, anon.

>>158356495
McCree and Widow just got their big nerf hit after controlling the entire meta for a couple of months. And no one knew how absurdly strong Zarya was.

>>158356567
Calm down and show us on the doll where the RIP-Tire touched you.

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tfw no Widowmaker gf

How many of you play Overwatch in a Language other than English?
How does it sound in your native language?

>>158356706
I feel like she should've put more emphasis on her lips and eyelashes, because she kind of looks like a guy as is. Otherwise it's a solid job.

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76 doesn't even know if his mask is on or off anymore

>>158356817
that really made me think..

>>158356782
I've played it in spanish (local gaming cafe), it sounds awful. I always set it to english whenever I swing by,

>>158355819
>tfw missed my chance to get this skin

FUCK MY LIFE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb_FbI4hkfA

>mercy mains

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>>158356706
>posting inferior Widow

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>>158356884

>>158356905
>implying that looks good

Widow has a very distinct face

>>158356782
tfw country too small and irrelevant for its own language setting

>>158356884
Do you mean you were not playing Overwatch at the time, or you just didn't get enough loot boxes?
If it's the former then don't worry, you probably wouldn't have gotten it anyway

>>158356897
Reminder that all healslut mains are to be referred to with female pronouns only.

>>158356684
You forget that McCree and Widow were also Zarya's natural enemy, given that if she didn't time her bubble perfectly to counter them, she got disintegrated.
This is primarily why I say the game needs more characters and bigger maps to promote more play styles sooner. Otherwise we maintain situations where X and Y were nerfed, now Z is oppressive since no one counters it.

>>158357014
nope 1st one, i dropped the game after a month of release but i just came back

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What is Winston's ult for aside from free health and silly environment kills?
I like everything else about him but I just don't get what I'm supposed to be doing with that ult.

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>>158356969
Nothing will ever come close to this.

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>>158356969
I dont think I have seen a widow cosplay that got the smug down correctly

>>158356706
>>158356905
>these are real

wew lad

>>158356782
I tried, but I fuckin hate the female voices in the Brazilian Portuguese dub
The male ones are ok 6/10

Lucio is 11/10 tho

Overwatch is a MOBA.

>>158357185
with qt girls

>>158356879
Spain or Latin America?
A friend of mine showed me the Latin American dub; McRee and D.Va sound horrendous but everyone else seemed pretty alright.

>>158357251
Mexico, border with the US.

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>>158357236
>qt girls
>not qt bois

I love when Blizzard decides it's time for me to lose and sticks me with some shithead who can't even bronze damage as a fucking Junkrat.

>>158357298
>not wanting windowmaker to sit on your face

Why would anyone do junk's revenge on medium or hard when you get just as much XP doing easy?

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>King of the Hill in QP
>Me and a guy accidentally pick Reaper at the same time
>Back off
>Another Reaper is picked
>No...
>Turns into an "NOW EVERYONE IS REAPER XD" match

>>158355909
You know what would be funny to do as a prank? Light her bed on fire when she's asleep.

Too much? Okay then just get a fog machine and put it out your bedroom door and set it going for a bit so it creeps into the room/funnel it under the doorway and go in and wake her up saying the house is burning down hahahaahahahah

But seriously don't do this

>>158356782
here have some example in german, it is acceptable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoRg0jCD0c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsVz9_OVO2Q

>>158357343
Ladies and gents, this is the same mentality that hackers have.

Look on in curiosity, but be very cautious, as looking too long can bend you to their ways.

>>158355456
Enjoy your doritos. I imagine her skin will be giant dorito as well, with another shitty short hair to top it.

>>158357405
what does vea zent - mean?

>tfw no qt femboy hero

>>158357490
we are

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>>158357298
>qt bois
>posts Junkrat
Best taste.

>>158357502
>tfw no femboy healslut bf

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>>158357405
>that Mercy and Tracer voice


Also, Winston sounds essentially the same in every language I've heard, they were very consistent with that.

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>>158357123

Pretty much that, also can give your team opportunity to zerg in while you're monkeying around. And here's the overwatch edit

>>158357639
I'd be your healslut, but I'm not cute enough

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>>158357372
>decide to solo queue
>first game in, I get a group of three that all pick Mei on Hanamura Attack
>decide to stick it out
>we end up stomping the enemy team

>>158357405
>the last part where winston calls for all the overwatch
which cinematic is it from or did they only made it for the german version

>>158353527
Literallly just break the shield and get the pick

Tfw no Mccree bf

>>158357826
That's from "Recall"

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>faggots on enemy team play Mei to EZ win
>faggots on friendly team play Mei to troll block everything

>>158357826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwFu8kEsUW4

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>>158357372
>not embracing the edge
>not going for that sextuple DIE DIE DIE on point

>sniping people with widowmaker
>enemy genji stands still with deflect acting like I'm going to shoot him

Has that tactic ever worked

>they never released a full version of the eichenwald song

>>158355926
>nerfing the rewards
What? They aren't

>>158357925
>no McCree bf to hold you in his big hairy arms
>no McCree bf to give you his serape when it gets cold
>no McCree bf to steal plaid shirts from and wear around your shared apartment
>no McCree bf to sing you songs on lazy Sunday mornings
:(

>lost a game
>won a game
>ten points lower than I was before I lost

What the fuck is this horrible ranking system?

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>won a 1v5 as mccree by headshotting everyone to death
>the newest nvidia drivers broke shadowplay so I couldn't record it
>the 'highlights' tab chose to show me killing 2 people with a high noon over this mindboggling headshot spree, so I can't use some other program to record it
>it's lost to the sands of time

FUCK YOU NVIDIA

>>158358060
Anon probably means how last season you only needed to get to 65 for enough points to buy a golden weapon while now you need to reach grandmaster

>>158357791
I bet you're plenty cute, anon!

>>158358098
That's really cute anon. Luckily for you lots of cute boys fit that description! Don't be like me, go out and meet some!

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www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/youre-trying-for-tracer-arent-you

Post results.

>>158353330
>McCree
>McCree
>McCree

I hate this fuck cowboy

>>158358129
I wonder if they will add something new to be obtainable for the comp points besides the guns at some point.

>>158358262
Literally, unironically kill yourself, Buzzfeed intern.

>>158358147
Don't say that, I'm not cute at all.

>>158357393
DOING IT!!

>>158358365
Shut the fuck up and take the compliment you slut.

Jesus

>>158358365
I bet you're just saying that to be mean to yourself. Everyone is cute to someone!

>>158358341

We did this like two nights ago.

I forgot west coast babbys were still awake.

>>158358262
kys

>>158358196
Too late, I'm already like you anon. I won't be bagging any qt bfs anytime soon.

Why is late night Overwatch so awful?

In dota that was the best time to play.

Oh god Ana is so based why did I never play her before
>cockblock zen ults and hog healing with nade
>survive graviton bursts with same nade + second healer
>sleep dart + oneshot combo cocky flaners
>sleed dart ulting niggers
>nanoboost for teamwipes
>nobody can hit you for shit because of broken hitboxes
>hog hooks you? pshhhh take like 50 damage
Fucking amazing, holy shit. But I gotta learn to heal bunny hopping genjis, because they're so fucking hard to hit

when the fuck are they going to remove Mei?

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Hey, I know this is stupid but while I like Overwatch, I've been strapped for cash and been borrowing my friends account to play. I'm sure I'll be flamed for this but anyone mind sparing a Overwatch Origins code?

Doesn't hurt to ask and I know its a 60$ code but for all I know, there's a good place to get free codes. so anyone got one to spare?

>>158358514
Tomorrow

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>>158358467
well at least we can be lonely together. Post cute!

>>158358537
>I've been strapped for cash

Here is a translation: I am a young child and my mommy won't buy this game for me

>>158358401
>>158358412
B-but I can't really take a compliment, anon. I don't know why..

Post your
>main
>college major or job

>>158358537
i got plenty to spare, but you posted Mei, and i fucking hate Mei.

servers down boys, fuck me

>>158358642
>Reaper
>Cashier at murphy's (gas station)

>>158358514
Never, bitch.

>>158358619
I understand that feeling anon. I'm really bad about it too. Some girl told me she liked my shoes the other day and I looked down at my feet like there was something wrong with them before saying "uh, thanks." I'm pretty sure there's something deeply wrong with me.

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>>158358606
>>158358653

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>>158358653
What about Ana? Do you like Ana, Anon?

>>158358642
>mei
>computer science

>>158358642
>zen
>neet

@158358262

>buzzfeed

>>158358642
>Pharah
>Software Engineer

And the fucking game is down

lc-202

>>158358642
>ana
>foreign languages, work part time as a waitress

Why are you not playing OW in japanese, the clearly superiour dub?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyTKo9m7tRw

>>158358642
>Mercy
>Software Engineer

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>>158355482
She'd get revenge if she was purified.

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>>158358590
Thank you for reminding me of how shitty my time in high school was.

>>158358642
>zen
>chemical engineer

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>>158358872
I tried it, the voices are too similar. It sounds like they just used two girls for every female character.

Which they probably did, Activision are cheapskates.

>>158358850
>>158358876
Bloody 'ell.

>>158358642
>Mei
>Nutritionist

Anybody else on console unable to connect to server?

>>158358854
same

SOMBRA INCOMING GET READY!

>>158358850
>>158358781
>>158358876
Did we just become best friends..?

>>158358642
Widowmaker
Regular army, could be special forces next year

>>158359005
Pc here.
I can't connect either.

>>158358642
Tracer
Biochemistry

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>>158358886
Mine too. I had a crush on my best friend and he was definitely straight.

Now I'm in college and instead of crushing on people I just have depression! Trading one shitty thing for another is how I roll I guess. Anyway here's a meme.

>>158358642
Ana
None, curently in the loony bin

>>158358619
Stop being a bitch.

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>>158358876
>>158358850

>>158358642
> Zenyatta
> 3D modeler

>>158359081
They let you play OW and browse 4chan in the crazy house?

>>158359026
I hope not, I wouldn't force having to interact with a mei main on a regular basis on my worst enemy. I honestly disgust myself every time I play her but damn if annoying the shit out of people with a poorly designed cancerous character isn't fun.

>>158358642
>Reinhardt/ 76
>Aviation/ Pilot

>>158359090
Why do you have to be so rude anon?

>>158358854
>>158359046
>>158359005
It's everybody. I checked twitch. Streamers are having problems too.

>>158359131
Yeah playing Overwatch is no problem. But they don't know that am I'm browsing 4chan. But the side wasn't banned unlikeFacebook, YouTube or pornsites

>the game goes down
>90% of the thread's residents don't even notice because they don't actually play the game

hm

>>158359207
It's sombra. Just wait

Are the servers down?

Also I did season 2 end? I got the icon already

>>158359251
Game isn't down for me

Who /playing tf2 while waiting for servers to go back up/ here?

I encountered a hacker already

>>158359282
down for me too

>>158358642
winston
janitor

why was Overwatch disbanded

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>>158359139
>harassing people with a cancerous character is fun

Fuck yeah it is. I started playing outside of ana / Zen and tried Genji the other night. Harassing squishies to the point where they rage in chat / quit has been the most fun ive had with overwatch in a while.

>>158359312
>2016
>playing TF2
That's funny.

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>>158359139
Really..? But...

Guys
This is my first FPS and I've been playing it non stop for months
Please recommand me another good competitive FPS so I don't get stuck on the same game for years like I've been with SF and fighting games.

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>>158359348

>>158359251
I noticed every single person on my friendslist went offline at the same time. But i can still play

>>158359374
Corruption or some shit and Soldier 76 didn't want to lead it anymore

So turns out 6 Zenyatta on Nepal works extremely well, my group and I managed to cap the point both times and were basically unkillable

>>158359312
I want the Merasmissions to work already. Also, I've already managed to find one hacker
>Sniper
>Instant headshots whenever we try to leave spawn
Pretty sure the whole lot of them were hacking because I saw not a single missed shot

>>158359235
That's interesting. I remember my old high school used to block it, under the terms that it was deemed a pornographic website.

>>158358642
>Junkrat
>Artist

>>158359374
People started blaming them for shit, Reyes and Morrison fought, shit exploded, Overwatch ended.

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>>158359435
god damn right i do it FOR FREE nah im a janitor for an NFL team, its pretty chill

>>158359475
I was pretty surprised too, but I still only browse blue boards just to be safe

>>158359423
No, mei is annoying shit
she's incredibly unfun to play against and she shouldn't have made it into the fucking game
it is a testament to how new blizzard are at creating shooters that they didn't realize this
also the people that play test the game have to be the most retarded children, apparently mei's right click was considered fine based on internal play tests.

>>158359382
Mccree is another one I enjoy. His flash bang is so fucking annoying to play against. It's just punishment for getting too close.. But mccree is real good at range too
he's basically never actually bad and that's fucking dumb.

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>overwatch is down
>Kaplan has said Sombra will come like "a thief in the night"
> Sombra told us to wait until early this week
> the week before blizzcon
> its early update day, literally in the dead of night

SOMBRA WAKE UP, ITS PTR TIME

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>have a bad team
>finally get them to push
>doing well
>enemy team switches to a Mei instantly

Nothing worse.

>>158359671
That's no reason to take the console servers offline too if Sombra is only going to PTR

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Best Soldier 76 emote/intro/sprays?

>>158358642
D.va
Nightwatchman


:(

Second chara is Mercy, third is Mei

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>>158359671
>Tuesday

Servers ain't down faggots, I'm playing right now.

>>158355909
My fiance developed pyrophobia a few months ago when we were part of a city-wide evacuation of 88,000 people when our city was burning down in May
I don't know why I dont seem to be affected by it since I experienced everything she did.
Maybe because her house burned down that she lived in her whole life, and I only lived in my house for 9 years?

>>158358642
genji
dishwasher

>>158359775
The only thing you'll need to play Soldier at his full potential is the "Young punks, get off my lawn" voiceline and maybe the halloween spray

>>158359558
/sp/ here

Which one if you are willing to tell?

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>>158358642
>Zenyatta
>Generalist Representative at Nintendo.

>>158359618
Worst thing about Mei is, not only she's unfun to play against, but she's unfun to play together as well, with the "i'm helping" ice walls blocking your team shit half of the time.

>>158357123
Focus supports into a corner with it

>>158359796
Then it's not down for you. But almost every twitch streamer can't connect as well as a lot of people here.

did blizzard kill the servers on purpose just so they could make it look like sombra did it for le genius ARG

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>>158357123
>>158357728
Winston gets a 30% speed boost during his ult, and he has higher damage output with his melee attacks during it than he does with his tickle gun. If you bat and stomp somebody into a corner you'll kill them about 33% faster.

>>158359898
This. I was playing with a Mei yesterday and she walled me to my death saving her own ass, then blocked my hook with another wall while I was trying to grab the one person on the payload.

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>>158359884
rams, jeff fisher drinks so much fucking wine

Is there a YouTube video somewhere of Bronze elo gameplay? I'm legitimately curious what it's like down there.

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>>158358773

>>158359031
Can people hide from your sight, Anon?

>>158359348
My nigga

>no main
>janitor

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Well, that's one way to end an argument.

>>158353184
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11501157
Neither, just learn how to play.

>>158359891
>Nintendo
If I ask you to tell the Treehouse to re-dub Fire Emblem Fates so it's not hot garbage, what are the odds of it going through?

>>158360010
Check the beginning of ster's elo hell stream, he plays in bronze

>>158359031
hope your legs get blown off by one of the thousands of IEDs senpai

>>158358642
Medical Radiologic Technician
Widowmaker

>>158360061
If I get into it i'll be regular infantryman, so probably.
Sniper tryouts are extremely hard, and even if you are an ace, it takes about 5 years of training.

>>158360139
I'm Spanish, so all I'll be doing is help people in natural disasters and raiding pirate ships in the Mediterranean.

>>158359995
lel he would wouldn't he

That's what he gets for not starting Goff

>>158360104
But Mei is a chink, ugly and fat

>>158360173
Helping people is definitely good. I wish you the best of luck, anon!

>>158360098
Jack definitely picked stupid arguments for the angry sex, and Gabe knew but went with it anyway

>>158360120
Zero, because "Generalist Representative" means that I'm basically the second level of customer support. I'm moving up to the third tier next month, which means I'm just going to be answering all the questions of tier two and tier one guys and talking to pissed off people.

I get to walk in the Treehouse every day for lunch, but I don't know anyone in that building. I ran into Reggie at a Mariner's Spirit Day though. Even though I'm a Reds fan.

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>>158360120
but Selkie's voice was kinda cute

>>158358009
>it took Winston an entire day to get his speech right

I thought that was funny.

>>158357123
overtime cockblocking. see them coming for the final push? pop ult and smack them away.

>>158360197
Doesn't change that they aren't as OP or annoying as people make them sound.

>>158353184
I'd remove Roadhog, he doesn't belong in a supposedly finished game with hook in it's current state.

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>>158354060
maybe he'll be hooked into our dimension and your dreams will come true

>>158357123
causing chaos

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some people are mad that ptr is only comp now

>>158360304
But her looks are the main reason why I want her to be removed.

I know it's never going to happen but I can still dream and hate Mei for the rest of my life.

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>play without Mic
>choke
>get made fun of
thats what i get for switching off Lucio

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>>158358642
>Reaper
>Mailman

>>158360327
I lose my shit every time I see this

>>158360372
That's just fucking stupid. But whatever floats your boat, I guess.

>>158360373
What does this even mean.

>>158360243
It was just a joke, anon, I didn't expect anything out of it either way. It's still pretty cool that you work at Nintendo, though.

>>158360279
Selkie was all right. My main problems are the shit translation, the gutted features, and the fact that the cast consisted of maybe six people, four of whom were literal whos. I still haven't forgiven them for M!Kana's voice, but DC Douglas being in it makes things a little better at least.

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>>158352786
thread needs more T H I C C

>>158360391
>throws mail at window
>shift

>>158360145
You're an X-ray Tech and you play Widowmaker? Lol

>>158352786
>Play a game as D'va without a Zarya in it
>Go 25 and 0 as I get gold eliminations and objective time as I literally fly in the face of everyone and shotgun them all down and fly away when at half hp.
>They are actually buffing her on the PTR
What the everliving fuck are they smoking that she needs buffs?

>>158360435
Of course it is but just looking at her stupid face everytime she freezes me and takes 5 hours to aim at my head to kill me is just incredibly infuriating to me.

>>158360492
Playing D.Va in bronze must be nice.

>>158360492
You play against idiots, D.va gets melted way too easily because if her giant critbox

>>158358642
>Mei
>McBurgerflipper

>>158358642
>Reaper
>High school Biology teacher

>>158360563
>>158360564
>D'va players

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>>158360492
what you think is happening
>MY COUNTER IS GONE FEED.VA STRONG
what is really happening
>enemy team is full troll pick garbage and your team stomps and you get to piggyback on their elims

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>>158353450
>tfw D.Va main

>>158360616
>high school teacher
This is my fetish

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>friend sends me a message "what does gold border mean?"
>not sure what he meant so I spectate his game
>see this guy in a QP game

Guy had over 1200 hours in the game, only on support characters.

>>158360563
Diamond actually. With matrix, fly and 500 HP its nearly impossible to get bursted unless you fly in like an idiot.

>>158360450
Oh yeah Male Kana, I almost forgot about him. He's the main reason I played as a male character.

>>158360685
I mean, I'm a dude, so.

>>158360243
>mains peace robot
>makes living as peacemaker at child's game company

Pottery.

>>158360704
>diamond
>no Zarya
>nearly impossible to get bursted

You aren't even trying anon.

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Am I the only one that feels a bit creeped out by Mokukin Bastion?

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>>158360458

>>158360695
What DO the borders mean?

>>158360730
And I'm not.

>>158360695
Shared account probably. Or extremely autistic neet, which is less likely.

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Post cute

>>158360137

>literally spawn camping them with symmetra because no one can shoot at him and the rein is too retarded to drop his shield

lmfao this is gold

>>158360853
if this was another blizzard mmo the number of people with 1200 hours played would number in the thousands already

Overwatch release in early May and for the rest of this year we're only getting 2 more pieces of content.

Characters: Ana, Sombra
Maps: Eichenwalde
Events: Summer Games, Halloween, and Christmas Events (Christmas event is not confirmed, but it's pretty obvious we're getting a Christmas event) with Christmas themed Maps.

Do you guys think this is far more than what we deserve or do you feel like we're lacking in content?

>>158360710
Who did you marry, anon?

>>158360848
Seems like the grillposters are coming out in force tonight.

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>>158360892

>>158360391
D-Va
Socio-Behavioral science major.

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>>158360892

>>158360350
>Ids just guick blay xD
>Everyone go 6 symmetra xD