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Can you put mod maker on your resume edition.

(Looted) thread: >>158093597

READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:

Gamescom Siege video :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv2qb66PbUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rq-fEc1N0I

Interview with Armagan at Gamescom '16 :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcBAGtXvpk

Last blog:
https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/16

OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin

PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/HPJiGhg0

M&B Wiki: http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki

NOOB GUIDE: http://imgur.com/a/FMAqV

M&B VERSION ARCHIVES
>ftp://ftp.taleworlds.com/

>Anon's mods and upstab guide:
http://pastebin.com/agwZu9Df
>/mbg/ Steamgroup
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg

Module recommendations:
>Undead Calradia
http://www.moddb.com/mods/undead-calradia
>Dickplomacy 4.3.0.7b
https://mega.nz/#!o5g3nAiY!Mv1fVljpCfCWykQW-fTqycWvq4zQ-5aRuTxUpMsN_F8

>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do ?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).
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>>158208727
First for PoP the best Mod
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Second for Don't forget his betrayal
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>>158208727
Cleaned the OP of the old mods few people play anymore.
Will update the pastebin whenever I have some time not spent studyin
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>>158208895
My autism compels me to post it at 750.
>>158208727
Reminder to self or next OP :
Add : https://www.sendspace.com/file/pnn48j
Diplomacy formations ported over to Suguroku for Geko 3.0. Should work with vanilla geko 3.0
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Tell me about the Bannerlord, why does he wear the mask?
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>>158209117
Should be fine for Gekonwer right?
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>>158208727
>same edition
m888888888888888
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>>158209437
Not the one making that mod but Gekonewer is based on 3.1. So I'd say no.
Maybe someone more informed than me can answer
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>>158209437
>>158209396
that's a big banner
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>>158209447
Its legacy edition
not that it matters anyway
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The wind that blows the dry steppe dust
Stirs the curtains in your tower
The moon that lights my drunken path home
Looks on you sleeping in your bower
If I cried out to the wind
Could it carry a message from my lips?
If I wept before the moon
Would it grant me just a glimpse?
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>>158209701
>doesn't fuck the shota
>doesn't fuck her horse
No.
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Is this the general with the best memes?
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>>158209690
It should be aekuck edition
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>>158209764
yes, and your memes are the best!
i like your memes anon. i really do
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>>158209859
I didn't make that though
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>>158209764
Yes
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>>158209751
She does fuck the horse though
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>>158209814
Eh, maybe I'll need to find a good pic for that.
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How do i remove the brown look in 1257AD?
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anyone know where this mod is from?
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>>158209764
this community is a meme
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>>158208891
Mod?
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>>158210169
Sayazn.
Been a while since I saw it here
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>>158208938
Why did you remove ACOK? Unpopular/bugged/unfinished?
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>>158210164
what's the name of that nazi mod that got quite amount of butthurt?
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>>158209117
>make mod for Geko
>don't base it on its newest, most popular edition
What did he mean by this?
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>>158210381
Eh, maybe he made the mod for himself at first then thought it was a good idea to post it here. Wich it is.
Suguroku is for 3.0 still. So maybe he likes playing it more than the 3.1 beta
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anyone got any pictures I should work on?

>>158209859
I made that picture, some other anon colored the guy green
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Posting in honor of the best king.
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>>158210275
its old and can be found in the pastebin. Idem for Gekonewer.
Also removed the patch to upgrade to the newest version of Dickplomacy. I think people have the latest version now.
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>>158210534
It's based entirely on the 3.1b source. I just ran it on Sugoroku.
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>>158210793
Tried running it with 3.1b ?
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>>158210565
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>>158208370
>>158195261

1.635
http://www115.zippyshare.com/v/K7SSUI0X/file.html

I fixed modded diplomacy
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>>158210350
frozen with adolf
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I need a new mod, 1257 isn't holding my interest anymore.
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>>158210585
fixed your picture
>>158211104
starting on it
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>>158211624
>not Happy Merchant of Yalen/Jelkala/Veluca
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>>158211929
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>>158212192
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>>158212375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIyMzX0KgjI

gifs don't have emotions
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BANNERLORD WHEN
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>>158212021
>implying the money lending internationalist cabal is only located in rhodok territory
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>>158213449
Soon fellow son of the empire.
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>>158212021
why not Reyvadin
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>>158213449
The moment you lose your virginity is the moment Bannerlord comes out.
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>>158213583
Then Bannerlord should've come out years ago desu :^)
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>>158213842
plot twist: he's talking about your ass virginity
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>>158214002
plot twist: It still should've come out years ago.
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>>158213532
You don't see them in Khergit lands, just beautiful girls well versed on steppe life.
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Why no one play NW?
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>>158214316
sword&board > musket
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>>158214316
I got bored with it. Also I got banned from an autistic roleplay server for not doing exactly what I was supposed to.
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>>158214367
nuh uh
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>>158214367
I'll take things that are false for 1000, Alex.
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>>158214449
and that's why you dont go on a roleplay server in a multiplayer action game.

Just go on Minisiege or a Zombie server.
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>>158214454
>>158214534

t. dirty napoleon larp-ers
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>>158214613
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>>158214613
What does t. mean?
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>>158214316
Because the charm is over
The community is terrible and the gameplay is scrub tier, the devs never balanced shit and left the mod to rot after they got their cash
Native is by far more interesting to play and has a less cancerous community
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>>158214742
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>>158213583
You're saying I have to choose between Bannerlord and becoming a wizard?
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Whoever can add Shield Bash to Dickplomacy I'll gift you something on steam.

Looking for it to not knock down like all other mods seem to do.
Just a kick-like stun with more damage than a kick.

If you want to go out of your way to add damage modifiers for each shield that'd be cool but if its too tedious I understand.

A customizable keybind would be great but again if you can't it's fine.
Default keybind would be hold defend+click attack.

You could probably just modify either of these scripts:
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,134163.0.html
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,353860.0.html

i'd do it myself but i know nothing about code, i couldn't even successfully copy&paste their scripts in
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>mfw there is no african faction
>mfw I can't roleplay as Shaka Zulu and subjugate Nords, Rhodoks, Swadians, Vaegirs and other white people along with the Khergits and Sarranids for good measure

0/10 what a shit game
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>>158214935
Regards
Regards, Knower
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>>158214964
I agree to a degree. There are some troll sappers that ruin fortification, but on the bright side I've only ever met four spawn-campers.

But for me, I think the balance is fine. It's not like the french have more health or some shit. It really does come down to coordination between a bunch of strangers online. Plus sandbag bridge/ladders are cool

Also I'm not good at sword play so I rarely play Native, if at all.
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>>158215214
BINOS GONNA SUFFER
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>>158215214
>Vaegirs
>white
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>>158214316
I have no interest in multiplayer only mods
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If I start a fight with another Lord will my Kingdom declare war? Kingdom of Swadia is getting too big for my liking. And it's not even that they are winning military campaigns, a bunch of lords have defected to them.
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>>158215286
>But for me, I think the balance is fine
I don't see how it's fine that a bayonet is the most OP weapon in the module while shit like spears, pikes and axes are miles above of it
The module was never balanced properly
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>>158215214
WE
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>>158215480
I dunno bro, Sapper axes are kind of scary.

But I'll agree about the spears. You cant hit shit as a cavalryman.
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Is it possible to keep your equipment through you get through freelancer after leaving a lords army? If so, how? Preferably without exploits.
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>>158215101
Yes.

magic isn't real anyways
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Trump mod when?
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>>158215571
Adding to the Native is better argument, it has a lot of the variety that Napoopan lacks
I think Napoopan is as famous as it is because it's piss fucking easy and most of its player are either retards who couldn't handle native melee or autists obsessed with regs
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What happened to the " i post cao cao until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod" guy?
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>>158215762
He's sleeping.
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>>158215362
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>>158215737
Is that Viper?
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>>158215556
WUZ
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Does playing as a female in ACOK change anything?
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>>158215362

Are ruskis not white?
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>>158215585
It's not like it's a choice anyway
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>>158215573
pls.
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>>158216017
>>158215891
>look at me
>I'm the Nord now
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>>158216009
ZULUS DINDULIOS ANTONUFFINUS AUKANGUZ
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>>158216374
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>take city
>spend the next 5 in-game months trying to garrison it with decent troops in case of a siege

I really hate this aspect of the game. You spend more time maintaining a city than actually fighting
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>>158217067
#neverforget
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ezl2yg6i-Jg
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>>158217067
I love how he drops the shield for a fair fight
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>>158217068
You need numbers in a garrison, not quality.

Unless you're going to be leading the siege yourself.
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>>158217068
>5 moths
Jesus, just stuff it with peasant recruits and all kind of shitty mercenary troops anon. The enemy won't attack you with that many faggots behind the walls and it won't even take you 1 month
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>>158217068
I'll let you in on a little secret with that, you can try to _______git gud________ or if you're really feeling adventurous, try _______lol git gud scrub__________
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>>158208727
>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do ?"
Can you please delete the space before the question mark? My filter is picking this shit up and hiding the thread.
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>>158217498
Hi Cao Cao poster.
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How the fuck do I play native multiplayer.

I've purchased good armor(not too heavy, not too light, good stats, ect) I have good weapons.

But I die in one fucking hit.

and im not being a dumbass charging in. I hold my sheild up, i look for an opening, im actually trying to hit the cock sucker, Im kicking him to knock him around.

BUT NOPE

this nigger just swings his fucking greatsword around and BOOM IM FUCKING DEAD

GEREATSERHTBNOYGJUEAGB NMYHURS BHJNIDRTYUEKLHLM,J I';HTNRBIO SIYH5IEUSLONP

great game you fucking autists.

now tell me how to play multiplayer properly so i dont have to think my money is wasted.

HYIRESGNBUSKGB VNJKYDFHGBNIJ SNDIUYKTJHRHNYUISB NUIKJDNGHBUIK SEKIZRFGHUNIHSBNDKFHJBGNUHKSDRTFUIYJGHBKUYSDRTYGKBSEUKRBUKI6TSW3U4IE5867YT7W8OSA34857TYNWS34NOY978 6BGN 798WSO3E45Y6NHM8W735SU649ENYM OS9TERUVHBONL HIDG
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>>158217650
t. 1/4 damage player
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>>158217650
Gee sure sounds like my experience with Chivalry
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>trying to conquer calradia with a single faction in native
>have hit the point where the king indicts all the starting vassals for treason and takes 10 years to assign new vassals to fiefs

This game becomes more unplayable the longer you are in it. They should just fucking update this game to have diplomacy in it.
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>>158217650
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>>158217650
git gud
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I've never tried the diplomacy mod, only floris. Doesn't floris include diplomacy or something?
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>>158216014
I'm going to assume nothing.
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>>158217650
Just play more faggot

It took me like 4 months straight to be able to consistently get a positive k/d, just be patient
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>>158217894
i bet you typed that on purpose
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>>158217650
Become prominent
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>>158217716
and what the fuck does that mean

if i wanted t. shitposting id go to /gsg/ you fucking nigger now is there some sort of secret art to M&B combat that im not privy to?

>>158217818
Dont you fucking patronize me you pig-faced fuctarded son-of-whore.

>>158217891
>LE GIT GUD MEME

>>158217925
The only helpful comment here. Thank you. I'm sorry you have to witness my anger autism.
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>>158217954
no
I'm not a regular to /mbg/
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>>158217989
>>158217650

if a ten year-old game is giving you this much anger and negative waves, dude, maybe you should play something else....?
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>>158217989
Google warband infantry primer if you really want some tips on gitting gud
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>>158217989
This is one of the best guides desu anon

https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=87133.0
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>>158217989
stop being shit
is that better?
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Reminder that it's been 4 years since Bannerlord's annoucement.
And the wait is going to end in the next 4 months max.
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>>158217989
go watch some chambering tutorials then you fucking dipshit
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>>158218271
>And the wait is going to end in the next 4 months max.
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>>158218271
Please tell me they are going to just incorporate shit from the Diplomacy mod. Native Warband without Diplomacy is fucking unplayable.
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>>158218147
>>158218178
thanks, looking at it now.

Will watch videos and apply it to some custom games by myself.

I dont know why I play video games, all they do is make me angry.
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>>158218271
>And the wait is going to end in the next 4 months max.
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>Diplomacy
>Good
When will this meme end?
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>>158218578
Anything is better than the fucking shitshow that is Native diplomacy. It's so bad I think they did it on purpose.
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>>158218578
youre trying too hard to fit in

just take your (you) and leave
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>>158211104
here ye go anon

>>158217989
i'm not much of a teacher, but i could try to show you a few moves
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>>158218473
Just relax my dude. When you start dying, go outside for a few minutes or drink a glass of water. No point in trying when you are mad and not focused on the game
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>>158218670
Fucking perfect my man
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>>158215161
bls somebody
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>>158218670
Should add something that makes it visually apparent that it's Praven or at least a Swadian place
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>>158219046
like banners?
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>>158219046
Maybe he can write 'Praven' in green font?
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>>158218645
It doesn't even do anything better than other Native mods
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Don't worry, /mbg/, I will be back in 11 days and I will be able to show you how to be gud again
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>>158219141
With the same font as the in-game town names I think that would be decent way of doing it
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>>158219046
i did, can't you read the title of the picture?

thanks for the advice, i'll keep it in mind next time i make something similar. for now enjoy randomly placed butter.
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>>158219553
subtle
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>>158217650
buy an helmet you fuck
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>>158217650
play more you fucking 1/4 damage player
>"WOW I CANT BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME TO GET BETTER AT THE GAME IT MUST SURELY BE A SECRET TECHNIQUE THAT THEY KEEP HIDDEN IN THIS GENERAL"
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sod off aek
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>>158219932
You try spending 5 months doing this gay shit with no mountainblade or /mbg/ to keep me sane
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>>158220049
no what am i, a cuck?
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>>158219351
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>>158221002
>upstab pitchfork

fug
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>>158210156
Seriously does anyone know where this is from?
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>>158221002
post more webms with skilled people playing
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>>158221170
Caribbean!
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>>158221170
Looks like Blood & Gold: Caribbean!
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>>158221191
i didn't webm much of it
i don't really play MP much either
>>158221136
i made a MP mod for us that we played a while ago
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>>158221002
fug off juan, I'll rek u when I get back
>>158221191
Worry not anon, my own webm repository is vast as the sea, and upon my return I will share them all
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>>158221450
big_rhodok_bills.webm
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>>158221294
>>158221350
is it werf the 20 bucks?
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>>158221521
Just u wait fgt, 11 days from now you'll be eating those words, mark my fucking runes
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>>158221648
depends how much you like pirates, might want to wait for a sale
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>>158221414
Ah yes, the 'Masterwork Stone'.
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So I click Continue... and nothing happens, bug or am I just waiting? I can hit Go Back and it works.
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>>158221414
>It's harvesting season
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>>158221191
I don't have any skill so have a youtube of someone who does instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Os7Z9nO6JI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh__tN4t-bw
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I wish I was good at this game
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>>158222971
You can procrastinate being good until Bannerlord comes out
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>>158222971
It only takes a few thousand hours desu
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I don't know where I screwed up but most lords have this shitty face now.
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>>158222971
literally just play more
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>>158223748
looks fine to me
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>>158223748
looks like my neighbor

hi tom
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>>158223748
it's because you loaded a game after starting a new game or vice versa
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>>158223884
hi
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>>158210164
Fucking śmieszki
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Apparently only male models are affected.
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>>158215891
>vaegshit
>shield
lol.
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>>158224263
jesus that's horrifying
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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.
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>>158224263
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>>158224447
Best female faces
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>>158209992
Doujins when?
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>>158209764
>tfw to INT for STR
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>>158210268
I just downloaded this yesterday. Spoil it for me: is it good?
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>tfw Age of Change 2 never
I just wanted good warband mod with Hussars ;_;
me on the right
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>>158225045
Its probably the mod with the most potential from all the mods I've played.
Sadly the modder is doing his college studies so he doesn't have a lot of time to work on the project. IIRC he was still working on it from time to time.
To directly answer your question : Hard to tell but I'd say no. While its mostly fun to play and explore its still far from complete. I can't really list everything missing, even if the base game is there.
I recommend you to play it though. Just know that its incomplete
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>>158225186
Was it supposed to have hussars ?
Its really a shame that the modders went on to make that unoriginal 13th century persistent world garbo
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How do you actually conquer Calradia in native with an existing faction? Three fucking times I have tried this, once with the Nords, then with the Swadians, and now with the Rhodoks. And every fucking time we take 2 other kingdoms the kings get into the endless cycle of indicting and never reassigning fiefs leaving shit I conquer with no garrisons and all the revolving door vassals all in one area and the kingdom is in an endless loop of this shit and never being ready for war.
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>>158226472
you make your own faction, dingus
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bet you ""pros"" can't reproduce tricks like these huh
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>>158226170
i'm sick of all these 13th century mods and my favorite mod is 1257
do something different for a change, a 15th century mod or even a 17th century mod without firearms as the twist, i dunno
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Should I wait till the Nords almost rule Calradia before I start my own faction, and hope the nobles all join me? Or do it right away if my rtr and money supply is big enough? Will Ragnar hate me and start a war?
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>>158226792
>17th century mod without firearms as the twist
So 16th ? 1580 is the perfect spot since firearms coexisted with melee weapons without being overpowered yet
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>>158226792
Geko
Brytenwalda or VC
Caribbean!!!!!
L'Meme
That official slav dlc
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>>158224046
Is there a way to fix it or should I give them the same treatment as Hugu?
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>>158225895
>its incomplete
Not sure if I kek or if I cry. It seems that way with every single-player gunpowder-era mod for WB: it's either incomplete, unstable or full vaporware.
All I wanted was to shoot niggas on horseback with my pistol, cut their throats with my sabre and have my wall of janissaries blow holes on whatever is left standing.
Thanks for replying anyway.
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>>158226970
meant more of an alternative history thing if you want to make it set in calradia or elsewhere, but using a 17th century style
>>158227006
i'm aware but the vast majority of mods are 13th century styled
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Rate my teutonic merc
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>>158227190
I honestly find 13th century boring.
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>>158227421
i can generally find any era in history fun but it's annoying when the majority of content is set in one specific era
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>>158209613
for you
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>>158226170
Yes
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>>158227190
>but using a 17th century style
Hm, I see. Not too hot on the idea though. Since the 17th style of armor and warfare evolved to be more axed on firearms. So 17th style without firearms would be like the 16th.
I guess it could be pretty cool though to have 16th century arms and armors with 17th century noble and civilian clothing (+architecture etc.)
>>158227147
You should at least try it. Its full of little interesting things. Like muskets and arquebuses having (good quality and) different sounds.
I enjoyed it. I definitely will play it whenever JAKEK releases another update.
Oh and if you didn't know : Meet Jacob aka Jacuck >>158215296
not the poster, the pic he posted
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>>158227396
Also I am getting a Error Creating Shaders: Not Enough memory message even though I never got that shit on the normal 1257 AD
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>>158227749
i know that firearms shaped the designs of equipment in those periods but from a variety sense it'd be way better since it's actually something different
i'd be fine with firearms too but a lot of people moan about firearms in mods that have them
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>>158227943
>but from a variety sense it'd be way better since it's actually something different
Please do detail
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>>158218271
>4 months max

I have bad news for you
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>>158227536
I'm bored by pike and shot, and Napoleonic warfare. Do like cowboys though
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>>158228138
well the equipment design is different from the overdone 13th century styles we see in a lot of mods, considering how 17th century armor is
maybe you could expand on how if there were no firearms armor design would've gone another way and you'd see even better designed full harnesses and composite armor designs, maybe even have new styles of unit due to the new armor designs, i don't know
>>158228325
i think cartridge based firearms is where i draw the line in terms of actual history, though sayazn's historical progression thing is interesting
we definitely don't have enough 15th century mods or anything dealing with plate armored combat enough
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>>158228741
Oh my bad I thought you said 17th would be way better.
Yeah that could definitely be a good setting idea, but I'd keep low accuracy firearms that need to be fired from pretty close (15-25 m) to actually pierce plate armor
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>>158229276
like handgonnes? maybe, maybe it'd be more interesting to have them use the shotgun script so they act less like inaccurate crossbow reskins
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>>158228172
It's a meme
It's comming out.
And it's comming out by the end of the year.
They said so.
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>>158229546
>like handgonnes?
More like arquebuses. They were still pretty innacurate and had trouble piercing armour past a certain distance. Handgonnes are more of a 15th century thing. I don't find them interesting
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>>158230017
>he doesn't know
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>>158230017
>And it's comming out by the end of the year.
>They said so.
They haven't said that in months. The most recent interview suggested a Q1 or Q2 2017 release.
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>>158230227
Doesn't know w-what?
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So what are some good modules that expand upon the base game without making significant changes to the gameplay? Aside from Floris 2.55 and PoP?
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>>158230017
>And it's comming out by the end of the year.
>They said so.

Anon, um... how do I saw this...

They said otherwise.
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>>158230439
Lust basically said that it won't be in the player's hands this year after all.
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>>158230516
Native setting ?
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Is there any way I can increase the amount of money merchants have in the ACOK mod? TweakMB doesn't give the option to set thresholds for this.

Is just tedious having to trek all over the fucking place to sell a few bottles of liquor you pilfered.
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>>158230516
pretty much every mod, there aren't that many that play exceptionally different from standard Warband.
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>>158230638
I died a little inside.
4 months is still possible though, if they release around February.
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>>158232070
I'd rather it was released working than early, I've still got plenty I can get on with in Warband.

The only think I'd like to see for Bannerlord though is an early version for modders, so they can get started at putting out their creations for it.
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Get the fires lit lads, I've discovered a feast!
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>>158232875
What mod?
I, too, would like a cabbage feast.
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>>158233052
ACOK
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>>158232361
>tfw patiently waiting for Amazonmod
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Which mod has the best looking armours? Fashion Souls stuff.
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>>158233138
what does acok stand for btw
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>>158233770
acuck, 1257, and L'Aigle
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>>158214367
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>>158233787
A Clash of Kings.
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>>158233787
aCuck or aCock depending on context
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>>158214316
I do, sometimes.
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>see caravans literally everywhere
>take quest to incite a war by raiding caravans
>30 days left
>lol should be easy
>travel literally all around the world especially to major towns but not a single caravan of the specific faction in sight
>5 days left
>JUST
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>be me
>get my first castle as rhodok
>middle of the war against swadia
>have to find units wherever l can to garrison in the castle
>160 garrisonned units
>nice
>swadians raid it as soon as they notice that i'm not an npc
>750+ troops versus my 250
>manage to fuck most of their units up
>100 enemies vs 20 allies
>end up losing
fuck me
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I want Bannerlord to let me build aqueducts and roads across the map and shit.
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>>158236472
yeah I was hoping they would take some ideas from grand-strategy games. building roads (railroads in modern-era mods) in your territory to increase movement speeds, different areas having different resources, the culture of a town having actual effects, etc.
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>>158214316
Too many fucking retards in MP.
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>>158235189
Good to see Lady Suno did something constructive with her life after being exiled from Calradia.
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Why can't I find Tywinn Lannister so I can join them in their murdering peoples.
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>>158236236

>Losing a Rhodok castle to the Feast Beast against mere 3:1 odds

Oh my
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>>158240852
most troops were either crossbowmen or trained crossbowmen, had like less than 50 veteran crossbowmen and 20 sharpshooters l think
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what are the most uneven odds you have ever had to fight against, /mbg/?

I can't find the screenshot right now but once my party of ~250 got attacked by an army of ~4200, it was roughly 17-1 against me
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Which one of you was this
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>>158241258
Yeah, but did you win?

It doesn't count unless by the end of the fight your character is literally recoloured red had to toe, standing on a literal pile of corpses and you're screaming at your monitor "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"

Any idiot can go up against ridiculous odds and lose.
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>>158233504
I'll try to have it finished within the next week or so.
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>>158241761
>"Oh yeah gays are not welcome in turkey so we can't really allow same-sex marriages in the game"
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>>158242182
sauce on that anime picture?

Is it from a manga?
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>>158242583
Steam is a magical ppace
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>>158242182
What's Amazonmod about?
I mean, it's obviously about Amazons, but tell me more about it.
>>
How much does tactic has any influence on the game? Is it there for you to feel like a cool leader guy or are there smarter things than 'get the high ground' or 'charge all the cav forward'?
I'm talking those legend-tier golden strategist stuff
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>>158242625
cribal
I don't think it ever got finished though.
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>>158242967
cool thanks man.

Looks like a fun read.

how do I get Amazonmod? it's not on steam.
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>>158242840
It's just a dickplomacy submod that replaces five of the factions with amazons. The sixth is a greek hoplite faction of guys.
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>>158243105
So the last faction is for gays?
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>>158243079
I haven't finished it yet. When I do I'll make a post in /mbg/ with a download link

I need to come up with a better name for it...
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>>158242962
depends on the mod
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>>158243185
for you
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>>158243294
lewd as fuck senpai

perfect
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>>158243294
that's already a bretty gud name, you could also call it Amazonia.

Or Wrath of the Amazons(if your amazons are real aggressive like)

Also, an idea for a faction could be some Scythian-like men who coexist and marry amazon women. Basically, the faction would have access to both male and female troops, with some focus on cavalry(because Scythians were nomadic.)

I suggest this because a group of young Scythian men were sent out to deal with a small band of Amazons that were terrorizing their people. And one day, one man met a Amazon while they were both going to the bathroom(stumbled across the same bush I guess). Then they fucked. She suggested he bring one of his friends along tomorrow for her friend to fuck.

Yada yada, the Amazons stopped fighting the Scythians, the men who fugged them married them and both Scythian and Amazon went and settled a new land.
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>>158223748
Is that Quick Jimmy?
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>>158243294
I'll finish up the map tomorrow got distracted by some /tg/ Minecraft server opening up and send it to you so you can see if it's ok.
Did you rip any scenes or scene assets from the Greek mod you dissected (Fires of War?)
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>>158243780
If you haven't already, I'm also going to try and come up with a bunch of names for fiefs and characters.
Besides the obvious Greek and Hellenic Amazons, did you have any languages or IRL cultural proxies in mind for the other Amazons?
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>>158243748
no this is
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aekuck here

Have any good MP mods come out recently? I'm asking because I wanna know what I should host for us when I get back, or if we'll just stick with anglo-nigger wars and meme invasion and 1866
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>>158243294
Oh boy, yet another mod where I'll be playing with my pants around my ankles.
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>>158243995
not that anon, but you could do some Thracians and Persians.

Some germanic/belgian barbarians too, if you want.
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>>158244060
no
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>>158244060
CoMM
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Can I marry a female hero? Do I have to land them first?
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>>158244060
Nigger wars.
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>>158243780
>>158243995
No worries, take your time. I've been busy / distracted this weekend and didn't get much finished.

I haven't touched scenes yet.

Feel free to name them whatever you want. The only town name I know for sure I'm going to use is Themiscyra for the not-swadians.
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>>158244312
Forgot to mention, I am running dickplomacy if that helps
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>>158243294
In game armor option?
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>>158241928
>>158241258
4000 is a lot, how ever I managed to win with only 22 Rhodok sharpshooters agaisnt 500 sarranid troops, many low tier but there's was a decent amount and high tier troops
We spawned on a wierd mountain where it was impossible to get up from
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I've never modded M&BW before but I want to try out Dickplomacy.

Do I just dump all of the files in the zip into my game data folder?
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>>158247125
No my senpai, you gotta drop the Dickplomacy folder in the Module folder.
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>>158247435
ohhh...

well, that's rather convenient.

thanks, I'm going to download it right now.
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>>158209701
I want to get into steppe waifu poetry game but I'm shit at poetry.
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>>158241928
>that gore
what game
>>
any mods that make the sarranids more Arab/Ottoman Empire/ like? Because the vaegirs actually dress more like Ottoman Empire soldiers than the sarranids for some reason
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>>158247972
>sarranids
>not Not-Sassanids
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>>158247570
i thought it was the villagers recruitment splash art at first
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>>158247889
Rome II Total War.

the gore is sold as a DLC(they didnt want an M rating so they settled for going for a T rating and forcing us to buy the gore.)

Great, game, love it so much. The DLC isnt that expensive if you get it on sale and is well worth it.

Some great mods for it as well. Pic related, Amazonia mod.
>>
So last thread LoliAnon said that PrettierFemales doesn't work well on Diplomacy yet.
What mods does it work well on?
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>>158247972
Arabs =/= Turks
Ottomans are more Khergits than Sarranids
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>>158248181
>Rome 2
>great

Rome 2 is shit. Rome 2 is easily the worst Total War game ever made. Attila is far better, and soon Attila will have the Ancient Empires campaign, making Rome 2 completely pointless.
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>>158248181
some spartans
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>>158248181
I kinda hoped it was Bannerlord ;_;
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>>158248414
I have Ancient Empires for Attila.

It's great, it's fantastic. But it doesn't have formations. I can't even sort my legionarres into a double line for fuck's sake. Also no campaign yet.

Also, Attila has a shitty soundtrack.
>EEEeeee uuuuWWWWAAAAAAOOOOOOO
>hungdu SHONGDU REEEEyaaaaaaOOOOOO

I swear if I hear Mongolian throat singing for one more minute...
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>>158248691
>/Mount & Blade With Fire and Sword/Music/oim_fight_as_khergit
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>>158248576
there there anon c':
I'm sure Bannerlord will be able to do that too. It'll might even looks prettier than that. I mean, hell, someone even managed to mod dismemberment in the original M&B
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>>158247663
There I beheld a terrible beast
Body rippling with passion and power
Why did this beauty come from the east?
Why did she come for me this hour?
On that plain I understood my fate in full
A man must always carry out his duty
This pain I will gladly carry
As I service that perfect horse pussy
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>>158248289

Modded Diplomacy, I posted the fix this thread >>158211230

If it doesn't work I haven't noticed a mod updated usually
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>you will never have a pure steppe waifu

Why even live?
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>>158249154
is that the same modded diplomacy in the pastebin? or is that an older modded diplomacy?
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>>158208727

On a scale of Floppy to Destroyer of Worlds how erect can I be in preparation for Bannerlord?
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>>158249356

Yes, the previous versions were an older version, he renamed the brfs and broke the module.ini
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>>158249502
Considering how long it's taking for them to release it, I would say probably half-mast
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>>158249214
On a crimson steed she rides
Looking to be the perfect bride
Horses and young boys alike
For her they fight and die
Fires burning in their hearts
They endure all slings and darts
Horses unshackled from their carts
They gladly give up their lives for you
The perfect, beautiful, steppe waifu
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>>158217925

Sounds like you suck at video games onii-senpai.
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>>158249669
how do i get to be as gud at poetry as you, anon?
>>
http://www.moddb.com/mods/ancient-time-hegemony-of-heroes
>coming 2017
it will probably sill come out before Bannerlord though
>>
reminder that medieval 2 is the best total war game
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Quick Rhodoks! You've been invited to a birthday feast, place your characters in the picture

butter permissible
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>>158249531
wow, you guys update that pastebin fast.
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>>158249823
A poet I am not, anon. A poetry professor would surely punish me for my perverse prose.
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undead calradia is s-still going on right?

>vassal name suggestions

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc1GD6_qZ7SxQna7vxah3ioB8RuPGZfApe-fTzGxt8-47CuLA/viewform

>general suggestions

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSetl7MrqbpJCrrGy5L5uct-RJp8bCgp5l9eaG41WlliQU193g/viewform

>ideas

http://pastebin.com/YarhEpqF/

i'm just a fan ok
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>>158249154
Just tried it again, same message.
The exact item in the error is:
Modules/Diplomacy/Resource/new_armor_and_horses.brf
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>>158249671
Not anymore
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>>158250115
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So in ACOK, which factions see action right first? The ones already at war?
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>>158250486
Fixed this. Thank you so much!
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>>158217650

You can hold left click while blocking.

Select decent weapon switch keys for anti-cavalry, none of this select next shield or select next weapon shit.

Maximise damage by striking in the middle of the animation

Slow enemy attacks by strafing away

Block using small mouse movements

Match enemy feints with your own to create a slight protective chamber window, release the swing if he fucks up and you have a swing ready to release while he's changing.

You can feint well with left click held, though left click release feints are useful.

Use sprint (holding w) liberally in group fights.

Take advantage of anything that drops their guard, fall damage, an arrow striking their shield, a horse bump

War spear + shield is literally best anti-cav except against great lance. Just have decent weapon switch keys to finish the horse. Hit him on the ground and kill.

You can kick people before they recover from knockdown to combo them to death.

Go for 1-hits by holding for exactly 1.5 seconds and striking them in the skull or with speed bonus at the middle of the animation. You can boost damage with an overhead. This is also good for low powerstrike, or fighting heavy armour.
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>>158253125
>Select decent weapon switch keys for anti-cavalry
use weapon select keys rather than next weapon, it's way better
you can set them to whatever and the order is from top (1) to bottom (4)
also use the view outfit key a lot to look behind you and around corners
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>>158253946
Yeah I use 1,2,3,4 above wasd, which is insanely awesome in scrims though sucks when there's a poll kick on public servers. Some people use z, x, c , v, but that requires a bit of rebinding of other keys, and I feel it's a bit slower than 1, 2 , 3, 4.


>>158217650
Additionally be ready to change any attack to a block no matter what.

Speed up your own swings by angling them, strafing with your swings, turning a little, and releasing in an area with low time to hit,.

There's a ridiculous amount of things that when known makes most other players seem pretty shit.
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>>158243294
What defense does that bush provide? +5 to torso +5 to legs?
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>>158254959
yeah i use those too, polls are pretty annoying so i normally just spam 2 as soon as i see them
worst thing is in caribbean the unit keys are hardcoded to those ones, so as i swap to my first weapon i select infantry, it's really annoying
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>>158255180

I use different keybinds for singleplayer. Q for select next weapon, Z for select next shield. 1,2,3,4 remaining as group buttons. The only need for the decent weapon switch keys in singleplayer is if you're dismounted and defending from heavy cavalry. This is only an issue if you're in freelancer and forced as infantry, or late in a regular battle. Q and Z is decent enough to fight bot cavalry.
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>>158255463
i just use the same keybinds for all of em so i don't have to change anything
also for anyone who doesn't know: rebind zoom to a different key because it isn't the zoom that slows you, it's pressing shift (except in NW)
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The crown is nice certainly but is the hair really necessary?
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>>158248414
>soon
i have news for you bud
it ain't good
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A man chases his many dreams
Only to fall before reason
A horse pussy is not all it seems
For it beckons to foul treason
But not all is lost
For love with a steppe waifu
Is for man a boss
But if true beauty be eternal
There is no great loss
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I got all the castles etc and captured all the lords and the nords doesn't disappear, why?
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>>158260712
Because your map orientation is wrong
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>>158260712
Oh. i only had to wait, and now i have king ragnar in my prison as a trophy.
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How do you guys like solid and shade?
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>>158258990
quite possibly
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>>158263026
Image even has the same name as the one on my HD. It's great.
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>>158217891
I like how at the beginning and the end you are killing the same guy.

Its almost as if that brave spearman is just killing guys forever.
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>important lesson in a few hours
>didnt sleep hole night
Should i even go?
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>have 75~ men, all ranged mercs
>village being raided by 200 filthy cossacks
>proceed to camp at the other end of the village and mow them down last samurai style
>lose about 2 men
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>>158265340
Just hang yourself
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>>158264090
>spear
that's a lucerne hammer
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>in a M&B NW event
>my regiment is chosen to be cav
>last round of the event we go heavy cav
>come across enemy lancers
>go big or go home
>charge them full throttle
>We manage to beat them
>I dehorse a lancer
>I decided to be a gentleman and getoff my horse to have an honorary one on one sword duel
>the fucking lancer steals my horse
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>Singlehandedly bash up a trio of sea niggers in VC
>They have 3 peasant women and a farmer with them
>Recruit them into my party
>Take first claim on the loot
>"Party" loses 40 morale

Oh alright then I guess they were happier with the vikings
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>>158265340
>Squandering your education like that.
Don't do it, senpai
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>>158265340
you just want some excuse to play more m&b huh fuccboi

important stuff comes ready, prepare your mind for that with some caffeine or whatever then sleep tight when you're back
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>>158267927
>important stuff comes ready

and speaking of people who need to sleep, off I go
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>>158267927
I didn't even play M&B last night, i just couldnt sleep
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>>158268045
Good night, good knight
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>>158215161
one of you smart people please do this
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>>158266505
VC troops are the whiniest cunts on the fucking planet, it's like everyone in your army is some spoiled rich brat
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>>158268045
>pinnacle whipped vodka
way to get white girl wasted, crusaders are a joke
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>>158268541

I fired them all and my party morale remained low. I guess I'm just really sad about all that loot I got.
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>>158268636
>implying that isn't a qt gril under the armor
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>>158268643
>your men steal some of your shit
>options: yes
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>>158249001
S-Sauce pls
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>>158268971
>Not searching for centaurs in sad panda
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>>158268971
don't bother it's shit
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>>158269520
Centaurs are my fetish
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>>158269520
How about you just be helpful instead of a snob?
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guys should I buy the witcher 3 while it's on sale?
I want to know if /mbg/ thinks the combat is any good
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>>158269892
it's ok but it's a bit too easy
Don't buy it for the combat
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>>158227123
No way to fix it, it's a form of corrupted game save.

You have to start a new game.

Remember to not start a new game after loading a save. It's best to always start a new game on a fresh game start/launch.
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>>158269963
I don't want it solely for the combat, i just want an RPG where the combat isn't bethesda garbage tier
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>>158269561
>Centaurs are my fetish

I too serve Sanjar Khan. I look forward to the inevitable world domination of the Khuzaits in Bannerlord.
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>>158270067
>hating on bethesda just because it's cool

trying too hard to fit in m8
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>>158270202
Are you going to attempt to argue that the combat in elder scrolls game's isn't fucking awful?
The only people that buy those games are casualfags and PC players that mod the everloving fuck out of it.
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>>158270067
if you want a RPG with good combat get dark messiah, it's linear though
>>158270202
he's calling the combat in bethesda games shit
which it is, bethesda can't make a good combat system
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>>158270202
>Implying the hate on Bethesda is just to fit in.
They are embodiment of what's wrong with the industry.
They dumbed down ALL the RPG mechanics, and their games might as well just be your standard FPS, regardless of setting.
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>>158270202
The combat in bethesda is beyond trash though
You can't argue against this
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>>158270330
Already played dark messiah, i'm just always hungry for actually good open world rpgs and my friend was talking it up.
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>>158270067
The combat in witcher 3 is only fun at the two highest tier of difficulty btw
Otherwise it's just brainless light attack mashing
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>>158270420
i own a number of games with good combat systems but the only other one i'd call a "RPG" would be severance blade of darkness
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>>158270420
>You will never kick orcs into an endless pit of despair with a combination of ice magic and surgical leg invocation
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>Visit quarry
>Tell the foreman I want my slaves to work there
>NO this land is our land and it was our father's land, only my men and slaves may work here
>Tell him I want to work there
>Ok 5 peningas
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>>158270603
it was just a misunderstanding lad

gib money
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>>158270420

Have you tried Dragon's Dogma yet
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>>158270830
Tried both on ps3 and on PC after the rerelease, couldn't get into it.
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>>158270927

That's too bad. Did you at least make it past the head escort quest?
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>>158271008
I remember getting to a town, getting pawns and then fucking off between one or two other places before I got too bored. I gave it a second try on PC because ps3 ran like fucking powerpoint but I guess it's just not my cup of tea.
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>>158271308
When I first started playing it my first 15 or so hours where a real bore for me. I only got threw it because a friend of mine loved it and encouraged me to get it.
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>>158271308

Well what are some RPGs you do like
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>>158271308
the GUI and navigating it is god-awful so I don't blame you
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>>158271685
well
thread related
Dark messiah
Souls (ignoring 2 and BB)
exanima would be neat if it wasn't a glorified tech demo
some of the fallout games and other iso RPGs but most of the ones I like are turn based
some zelda games (they're way more adventure/puzzles but eh)
fire emblem basically doesn't count but I still want to make a fire emblem M&B mod
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>>158272623
Try Arx Fatalis. You'll either love it or hate it.
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>>158241761
Just ring me when the LGBT anagram will be longer than a line of text Senpai
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It's time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c
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>>158265450
lol what are you wearing?
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>>158273293
That's the lord commander of the Polish cavalry! How dare you.
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>>158273293
>
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>>158273293
>He thinks winged hussars are a joke.
Rude AF.
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>>158273261
#RealMongolHours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW7uvYz9yjA
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>>158270603
PENINGAS
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>>158273679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF6tjhSlTr4
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>>158273542
it's a shitty imitation of ottoman cav and you know it prkjadbcsklaz
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>>158273679
>#RealMongolHours

Khuzaits will dominate the world.
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>>158273007
I think I remember trying that a few years ago, forgetting to save after a few hours in when I finally died and rageuninstalling.
Might give it another go sometime.
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Page 9 you magnificent faggots
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Is there a way to make my slaves work in quarrys etc. in viking conquest?
When i ask it tells me that the business is owned by his family bla bla
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>>158277320
>>158270603

No
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>>158209701
>>158247663
>>158249001
>>158249669
>my poetryposting over the last couple of threads has inspired others
feels good man
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>>158278000
>when you have 30 cha
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>>158215161
SOMEBODY PLEASE

I JUST WANT TO SWORD&BOARD SOME FUCKS
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How's that Bellum Imperii mod on the workshop? CA cucked me out of R2, since it refuses to start after a certain patch. So I need to get my fix somewhere else?

Is that mod worth downloading?
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>>158277664
Hm alright
So is there any way to keep morrigan from leaving?
Or should i just, not complete the mission to keep her?
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>>158278549
i don't think it's the most complete rome mod but it's definitely the biggest
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THIQUE
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>>158278702
wtf i love chaos now
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Will Bannerlord MP look like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bxwFdiR6qE
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>>158279061
Probably similar
We won't know how much the combat has changed until we get to play it
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>>158273787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVlOC0bpFq0
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>>158279061
>It's /mbg/ shits on core of Mountain Blade combat and proceeds to cry about muh Napoleonic Wars and muh lack of variety (shields and armor) episode
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>>158279778
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>>158279860
>It's /mbg/ tries to deny they are shit and aekilju's scrub webms are posted episode
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>>158279778
>>158279903
who are you quoting
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dededededed
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>>158246815
How did you have enough arrows?
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is there a way to turn off this shitty fucking dodge mechanic in Perisno? what fucking brain dead moron thought this was a good idea
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>>158282218
i poopied them from my bumhole
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>>158282218
siege xbow loads pretty slowly so i don't think they get to waste too many shots
also when shooting at enemies from above they tend to score one hit kills from headshot
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>>158278549
It's Brytanwylda with 300% more assets and 3000% more red text.
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>>158246815
dirty rhodok scum
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can anyone suggest me a world war theme mod or any mod with cute girls
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>>158278549
hope you like tripmemes, maximum party size of less than 10, retarded events, and horrible obscene grind to ever upgrade your troops or get any cash
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where were you when the slavs are trying bannerlord
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/534500/

Does anyone know more about this?
Looks like China Mount and Blade,its probably p2w though
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>>158284701
>turks will let russians play their game before their western allies
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>158284761
>that UI
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>>158284701
>>158284783
KEKED BY SLAVS
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Finally got PrettierFemales with the Berserk mod!
Should I go for a Guts build and... IDK, do whatever, or a Griffith build and support the Lady of Suno/The Pearled One?
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>>158285185
>do a Griffith build and support some cunt
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>>158279903
>anon thinks he can talk shit just because I'm 3000 miles from home
say that to my face on duel not on /mbg/ pussi boi
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>>158284701
>Suddenly Romans
what the hell
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>>158285185
Faking I spent all day yesterday getting checked by isolla of suno, she wouldn't even let me taste her ass. Mfw dickomacy
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>>158284701
I'm jelly.
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>mfw i charge +50 peasants with my heavy cavalry

LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER
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>>158286731
>oppressing the weak
you're a disgrace to the chivalry
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>>158286808
There is no honor in war friend, only bloodshed.

I also need women for my bathhouse
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>>158286808
>Peasants
>human
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Reminder that chivalry is a myth and the nobility should be classicided
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>>158287803
Back to the crops with you.
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>>158286901
i tried to play diplomacy but after fapping there is no appeal to it

so either i need to stop fapping or i should play other mods
http://www.strawpoll.me/11495709
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>>158288931
>masturbating to warband sex animations

jesus christ
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>>158289001
thats not implied in that post
i just fap regularly
VERY regularly
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>>158289080
going through puberty?
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>>158289220
nah 23
but fapping is so much fun
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>>158289275
stop being a NEET and get laid
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>>158289312
why tho
i dont have a problem
not a neet either
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>>158217650
git gud
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>>158289340
>i dont have a problem

compulsive masturbating disorder
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>>158284701
>ywn have a friend who is a dev at TW and will give you a copy to do testing.
Why even
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>>158289463
>pretending to diagnose with bullshit pseudoscience
>being this self righteous
how old are you again, kid?
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>>158289661
If you fap very regularly, you're addicted to it. Why are you so angry lmao
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>>158289745
great logic my friend
also is this a new meme, just calling the other angry when you're being stupid?
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>>158289913
>being stupid

I just tried to meme you with that disorder shit, but you actually sound like you are angry. I'm not being self righteous anon, plus i'm not the one who called you on your age or being a NEET.
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my dad is a turk and he told me that bannerlords is going to be shit.

sorry
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>>158290278
shoo shoo
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>>158290303
His mom is white
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>>158290303
we need a roach infestation mod
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>>158291059
the meems would be great...
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>need to get my honor to positive
>capture 6 lords in a row, had to release them

y-you too game..
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Best Rome mod in your opinion?
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>>158288931
>unironically finding warband sprites arousing enough to fap to them

how
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>>158292853
Skyrim is legit though
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>>158293004
Honestly I only got one good fap out of Skyrim
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>>158293046
Not enough mods or you're on a toaster then
Getting impregnated by the charuses was way hot
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>>158293253
>am a closet vore fag
>only vore mods are where player eats npcs
>not vice versa
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>>158282035
>>158208727
What the hell is chambering attacks?

Is it turning the camera to quicken the speed/time at which the attack hits an opponent? Because if that's it I learned to do it by myself in singleplayer.
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>>158293428
chambering is where both parties do the same/mirrored attack on each other at the same time, canceling both attacks
My brother is great at unarmed chambering
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>>158293428
>What the hell is chambering attacks?

Think the best way to describe it is when you attack at the same direction your opponent is attacing with such timing that you block his weapon but still keep going
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>>158282437
>It's Brytanwylda
That's already enough anon, thank you. I'll pass.
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>>158293556
>>158293560
...WHAT

There's such a feature in M&B? I've never even realized, much less seen the AI use it.
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>>158293758
>There's such a feature in M&B?

Teehee, always learning something.

>much less seen the AI use it

I'd imagine the AI would eventually use it by accident in some special event. Other than that, Brainy Bots has the AI to use (and abuse) of that. I've never gotten the hang of it in MP because my ping is usually about 140+, but I suppose that makes it all the more rewarding when I hit one.
>>
what skills are essential to level for your character?

also is there ever a reason not to level at least all party skills to 2 for the bonus?
>>
SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND POST YOUR WARBAND
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>>158294248
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>>158294248
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>>158294248
>1257AD
>Tetsubo
????
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>>158294193
You have a limited amount of skill points and you don't really want to spend them on getting (+1) in some skill that has fairly low impact, like tracking. Surgery is a very high value skill and path-finding is pretty good, as well as being useful to have 2 points in before you get a companion with more than that.

At the end of the day you can build your character with pretty much whatever focus you want and have it be viable unless you intentionally fuck it up.

Power strike, leadership, surgery and power draw (if you want to use a bow) are some of the best skills to grab for your character. Trainer, riding and weapon master are also very useful. Ironflesh is an often overrated skill imo. Shield can be useful. The rest is up to you, some people appreciate just how fast you can build siege engines with high engineering even beyond 10.
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>>158294536
>Caio fell unconscious.
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>>158294450
Fucking gajin
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>Priest, my men need Odin, I will donate 500 peningas ect.
>Alright I will talk to your men about the saga of X and Y
>Your relations with christians have increased from -27 to -26
what
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>>158295214
>-27 relations with christians
My boy
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>>158294680
A spiked piece of wood is a valid weapon no matter the century
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DO YOU GUYS CONNECT YOUR DIFFERENT CHARACTERS IN YOUR PLAYTHROUGHS

LIKE AFTER HIS MOTHER DIED, X STOPPED BEING A VIKING, LEFT THE REALM OF NORTHYMBRE AND TRAVELED TO A FAR AWAY LAND, CALRADIA

SHIT LIKE THAT
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>>158295667
no, self-inserting is for retards
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>>158295667
**SPOILER ALERT**
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>>158295667
No that sounds fucking retarded
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How do I make upstab available on horseback?
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>>158295667
I ain't that much of a fag.
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>>158295765
>>158295801
>>158295907
WHY EVEN PLAY
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Look what I've found, lads!
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>>158296404
Three wenches one in mail armor that it doesn't deserve
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>>158296404
HE FOUND SEX
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I'M COMING TO CALRADIA TO FUCC YOUR DAUGHTER, SWADBOI
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>>158294248
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>>158297004
It will take you nearly 400 years to get there.
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>>158296582
she
that's a futa
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page 10
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>>158299535
forgot pic
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Patrician strategy is going to be to start your kingdom in the Vlandian area and expand from there, screencap this post
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>>158300308
Explain your reasoning.
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>>158300308
Definitely right, the northeastern corner is a strong start.
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>>158300481
It's got a high concentration of towns, it's home to elite heavy cavalry, it's in a defensible position with its back to the sea and a relatively narrow border. Mountains make the border even narrower.

It's not as spread out as the sandniggers, where you would have to go a long way around the lake if you're in Quyaz and haveve to defend Sanala for example, who have a similarly defensible position (with the added benefit of not being sandniggers).

Only remaining option is the horsefucker territory, which is also less dense with towns while having a very broad and open frontier.

I was mostly just memeing but the more I think about it the more it makes sense
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>>158301008
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How useful is Persuasion?
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>>158301008
Its also has borders with only 3 states instead of 4. Two of them do not have heavy cavalry.
So its not the Patrician start.
Its the pussy F1 F3 start
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>>158301226
I'm gonna need some convincing before I tell you
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>>158301226
persuade me first
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>>158301254
Being at the receiving end of a gang bang is not patrician
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>>158301610
>imfuckingplying
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>>158301305
>>158301380
no
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>>158301226
Its useless for the player
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>>158300308
As long as there are no more Rhodoks and Rhodoks memes
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>>158301893
ETERNAL VLANDIA
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V
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>>158301893
Of course.
Prepare for the Empire though >>158301789
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>>158301789
>mfw seeing swarthy empire virgins get railed by barbarian dick
The only faction that might get raped before them would be the Battanians
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>>158301989
The Wiccan Battanians will reclaim their homes.
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>>158301989
>>158302053
wew
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>>158301984
>sergeant crossbowman
it's probably just some shit tier xbowman like that swadian """sharpshooter""" though, nowhere near cancerous as rhodoks
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>doing a CHA/INT run
>get the quest to convince two lords to make peace for 14k denars
>this is my moment
>ride from nearly all the way east to all the way west
>right as I get to the lord peace is declared without me
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>>158303272
Did you actually put points into persuasion?
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Why don't you have to duel your future wife? You win and you get a wife, you lose and you're forever a lone and she gets one of your horses.
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>>158303521
Yes but I have a save backed up right before.
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>>158301226
>Helps when trying to recruit lords into your faction.
>Convince your companions to stay and allows you to keep all of them in your party (or you can just savescum until they agree)
>Can help you make a bigger profit in 'stop war' quests.

Can't think of anything else, but those are the main points I can think of.
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>>158303659
>Why don't you have to duel your future wife?
Because then you would be able to leave Calradia without eligible maidens overnight.
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>>158289397
That was beautiful anon.

If it was me I'd mistime the swing, do 8 damage and land amongst a load of enemies.
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>>158303753
how does it feel to waste stat/skill points to save like 2k denars once or twice throughout the game
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>>158302445
Sexy as fuck senpai.
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dont ya just fuckin love it when spear throwers have a 1 in 5 chance of throwing a face-seeking javelin at you when you're circling around the enemy on a horse?
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>>158308138
It does happen to me in VC because of the sheer number of javelins and throwing spear thrown around.
The bots aim always for the head, so when they hit they hit the head in some cases
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>>158308138
>>>/v/
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>>158308637
I find it hilarious that people get mad because you aren't a god in this game
And even than you're fucked up strong against the regular ai
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>tfw swedish mayo
>tfw it ain't me starts playing
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>>158309335
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why the fuck i cant capture ladies in dickplomacy, when i talk to them all they say is that tides of war left them stranded.
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>>158308138
>be peasant
>guy comes in your village to recruit people
>join him
>kinda scared but doing it for the kingdom
>first fight ever
>it's sea raiders
>waiting for commander's orders
>he tells us to follow him
>we don't have horses and he doesn't wait for us
>commander ends up getting killed by a javelin to the face
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>>158309595
Because they're noble ladies, you let them run along after their husbands.
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>>158309595
because you're a female character, l had the same problem and ended up making a male

Ladies make 200 denars/week while common women only make 10, you have to tell them that you won't let them go, then move them to one of your towns (town needs to be yours and have a bath house in it), once she's moved you have the option to tell her to serve the town with her cunt
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>>158309845
Kinda makes me wish I'd saved the old greentexts
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>>158309595
you can only capture them if you were the one to capture the castle, not joining a siege started by others
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>>158309595
>>158310912
You also need to request that the castle be awarded to you.
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Does the Riverlands, Reach or Vale actually do anything in the ASoIF or are they as irrelevant in the books as they are in the series?
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>>158309578
wew
she has some broad shoulders

will make a good shield waifu
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>>158308864
i watched totalbiscuits review of WFAS and that was his complaint because guns made him die more
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>>158312056
The show takes many liberties but it's accurate with how those factions do things up til season 5 or so. After the red wedding the war of five kings is basically over. The riverlands and the north got wrecked too hard to keep fighting and the vale was never participating in the war to begin with, so there's very little happening after book 3 in terms of war. South of the wall anyway. Book 5 has things heating up again though.
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>>158313008
To be fair, in the vanilla game it's infuriating. At least javelins are shorter range.
When you get nailed by one round out of a volley and are forced to autocalc it's not fun.
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>mfw defending Almerra Castle


dude fuck Grunwalder, this is the real deal.

>only one chokepoint
>one big courtyard, open from 4 sides
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>>158313125
So which kingdoms see the most action in ACoK?
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>>158313758
In Westeros? Westerlands hands down. In Essos, pretty much every faction.
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>>158313758
I've never played that mod so I don't know how it goes. Riverlands is a huge bloodbath full of raiding parties and battles fought by the Starks and Tullys against the Lannisters. In the books those 3 see the most action, but because of the red wedding the Starks and Tullys get kicked out of the war and their factions essentially dissolve. I imagine that doesn't happen in the mod.
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>>158313008
the wfas guns are annoying as fuck though, if you're around 50 meters even a random bandit will kill you, but they get pretty obsolete later on since they can't one shot armored units
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>>158313365
It could be worse.
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>>158313262
in vanilla warband? no not really, everything has 99 base accuracy so the strat is just the same thing of strafe and use a shield, it's very predictable and easy to counter
in VC basically the only projectiles that are a threat are javs and slings, but if you're using a shield it shouldn't be a problem
>>158314150
since the accuracy is pretty low it's easy to avoid getting shot by just using a tree as cover or using your men/horse
i'm like 400+ days in in WFAS and i've only been hit a handful of times on the field at range
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>>158310010
Riting a revyoo as thoh I wuz Bascule seems 2 me the obveeyus cors. 1 mit even say the playd cors; the yoosd up an cleechayd cors. But a browz uv the revyoos postd on Goodreedz indicayts uderwize. I wood ½ thot bi now sumbudy wood ½ ritten a revyoo in the styl uv Bascule but it apeerz not 2 b the cays.

Thayr r meny protaguniss in Feersum Endjin but Bascule iz reely the dryvin chayractr. Hez the regyoolar gi we can idennify wif. Hez the unliklee hero frust in2 sercumstansis beyond hiz understandin or cuntrol and givin the oportoonity 2 mayk brav deesishins wif the fayt uv hyoomanity in the balans. Hiz brayvry leedz him 2 perform acts uv grayt consikwens, even if he cant c thos consikwensis frum hiz limitd perzpektiv. Bascule playz an eesentil rol in helping the gud giz win the day and he duznt even no it (until the end, enwayz). Hez juss dooin whot seemz ryt to him.

Enwayz, az u ½ now gesd, Bascule ryts in an uncunvenshinol fashin. Ubowt a ¼ uv the book, maybee a litl mor, is riten in the 1st persun by Bascule, hoo hass a lerning disubiluty. He can tok normuly but can onlee ryt foneticly. An the ofor, Ean Bankz, poolz this of brilyantly.
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>>158301789
>imperial peasant 100
nobleman swerve
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>>158314462
when l first started wfas l was pretty bad at the game and l kept dying to gunners, but then l got better and noticed flaws in the AI, all you can do is pick them one by one or grab their attentions while your troops fuck them up

I find it more of a problem earlier in the game than later on
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>>158314141
>>158313904
Guess I'll try one of the Essos factions
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Sweet, free food, looks like my lads wont have to eat just cabbages tonight!
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succ
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>>158315270
eh
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>be me
>leave the rhodoks because they're fucking cunts
>"anon kun please join our faction"
>l still hate swadia for what they did to me early game
>attack vyncourt castle
>become marshall and castellan
>can recruit over 170 troops
>make them all sharpshooters
>fuck swadias shit up while rhodoks raid
>everything going nice
>niggers try and siege my castle
>rush to defend
>372 rhodok crossbowmen vs 212 swadians
>mfw

they're probably mad that l'm not giving their lady back lmao bitch is gonna end up being a cumdumpster for my troops no one fucks with me nigga
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>>158315270
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>>158314901
yeah when you start it's a problem but after you get men not really, especially when you mass musketeers and just mow the enemy down with volleys which is especially fun
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>>158295765
But all I do is self insert anon
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>>158318008
Only a retard makes themselves, or plays as someone they saw from an anime like Ike, Sephiroth or Guts. Unless you're ironically doing it.
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>>158301254
>it's the pussy start
This. As predicted Vladua despite being the recent ancestors of glorious Rhodok are just going to appeal to Swadian horse fuckers babies
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>>158318228
>you're not allowed to play as yourself

wtf how will I express my power fantasy

who the hell am I supposed to be playing as then
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>>158318228
Self inserting isn't making yourself though, it's pretending you're the person in question. Generally for sex.
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>>158318228
>I don't like it therefore it's retarded!!!
That is some extreme autism m8.
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>hold fort with swadian lady in it
>peace with swadia
>woman still in the fort
>no one wants to ransom her
lol
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>>158318228
>Unless you're ironically doing it

ah yes, wasting hours of gameplay under layers and layers of irony
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>>158318632
Be a retard, its a mostly single player game who cares how retarded you are.

>>158318708
Sounds stupid, self insert to me has always meant making yourself in the vidya. Author surrogate sounds closer to what you're describing
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>>158318964
>Sounds stupid, self insert to me has always meant making yourself in the vidya
It means something else entirely to /a/ and /lit/.
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>>158318964
>Audience surrogates are bad but the original literal textbook definition of Mary sues are ok
Wat
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>>158319208
I don't got to /a/ or /lit/

how would you personally explain their meme then
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>>158319289
Not him but Mary Sues are characters who are distinguished in that they don't exist to advance the plot, the plot exists to advance them. Every character interaction exists solely to make them look even better, they are never presented as in the wrong, etc.
You could argue that most RPG protagonists are Mary Sues without the overpowered part, since they aren't at the beginning of most games.

>>158319460
A self insert character is generally either a mary sue or a completely fucking bland character with zero depth so you can project your own character onto him. These are invariably bad characters unless the story is purposely written around the fact that they are self-inserts - one of the key plot points of Fate Stay Night is that the MC is a literal blank slate and your generic nice guy, but for all the wrong reasons - he just 'is'.
Self-inserting is the act of projecting your own character on top of another character, WHETHER OR NOT the character is a self-insert character. For example, some people project themselves into a porn scene to fap to it, pretending they're the one fucking the pornstar or that they're the hot girl getting reamed by three fat faceless old men.
Self-inserting into a video game might mean literally making your character you but generally just means imagining how cool it would be if it were you in there.
Either way the original post doesn't sound like self-inserting, it sounds like roleplaying or some shit, the same reason you have TES players who literally must make their first playthrough a dunmer one
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>>158319995
>projecting your own character on top of another character
That's just a player surrogate
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>>158319995
Another thing is people inexplicably liking them, or taking them seriously. Like GoT SIs talking to lords, teaching Maesters the the glory of science, that sort of stuff
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>>158319995
bethesda games are pretty good examples of an RPG player being a mary sue, since you end up being able to specialize in everything and there's generally no real decisions you have to make that have consequences
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>>158320263
Being able to specialize in everything is not really a sign of a Mary Sue character, I'd say. TES ones are still Mary Sues, but not for that reason. They're all Shezzarines or Chosen Ones or Dargonborn.
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>>158320418
being able to be good at everything isn't a mary sue?
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>>158320496
Nah, it's a consequence of the medium. The system itself doesn't make them MS, because the NPCs don't react.
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>>158320496
No. In fact it has nothing to do with a Mary Sue, besides MS's tending to be them anyway.
A Mary Sue is >>158320258 and >>158319995, they're characters that the plot revolves around instead of vice versa. The plot exists to glorify them and the story tends to read like a massive propaganda piece for that character.

>>158320253
The act of creating one is what we call self-inserting.
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>>158320745
technically they do react due to dialogue reactions in oblivion/skyrim
you could also argue that in comparison to the older ES games it is since in those games they actually had a limit on what skills you could max
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>>158320496
No
If it made a character who was good at everything because they were 10000000 years old and a god among men and they had their own character flaws and conflicts then they're automatically not a mary sue. If the plot doesn't really exemplify them or people actually raise points against them they're no a mary sue. If they're not universally liked by all 'reasonable' characters they're almost certainly not a mary sue.
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>>158319995
I apologize, I mean I understand the bit about literature and shows having clear self inserts, but I still fail to grasp the clear difference between roleplaying and a supposed self-insert character.

Using your example of TES, say if I were to name that dunmer with my own name in order for me to better identify as being that particular dunmer. Am I roleplaying or self inserting? Both?

Now I suppose the scale of power growth comes into effect -- no doubt I would be a self-insert if I become an immortal god of destruction, but in M&B specifically, that if often not the case. I naturally specialize as the tactical field commander, managing armies and troops, occasionally fighting on food but I am just as mortal as my enemies. A stray arrow or javelin can, and will kill me instantly.

Furthermore there isn't even a formal story in M&B. Can something even be a mary sue if there is no story?

Again, I simply don't understand anon and welcome your input. Is my character a self-inserted mary sue or not?
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>>158320817
>The act of creating one is what we call self-inserting.
That's stupid, if you're not actually making yourself how is it self-inserting and not just making a character?
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>>158320418
TES characters are capable of being good at everything, but they're not sues. That would require everyone to like them and on the rare instance that someone doesn't like them, that person is portrayed as unreasonable and totally in the wrong.

Hell the endings of the various games pretty much all end in the PC fucking off to somewhere else, becoming someone else, or becoming the bitch of one of the most powerful beings in the setting after being manipulated into offing the previous bitch.
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>>158320994
Where is your character anyway?
>Now I suppose the scale of power growth comes into effect -- no doubt I would be a self-insert if I become an immortal god of destruction
No, it has nothing to do with powerlevel. That's not what a Mary Sue is, nor is it what a self-insert character is.
A designated self-insert character can't exist in TES beyond the actual prisoner [insert name] guy because as you said there's no plot.
Roleplaying is simply pretending to be something and fitting into a role. You can roleplay without playing a self-insert character and you can roleplay without self-inserting, in fact it's encouraged on /tg/ to not self-insert because it leads to various poor roleplaying habits.
Self-inserting is (sometimes) different from playing a self-insert character, which is different from inserting yourself into the game.. You just think how cool it'd be to be that guy, unless you take it too far and actually make yourself where you're not self-inserting anymore.

>>158321310
>how is it self-inserting and not just making a character?
Because you're too stupid to understand that self-inserting has nothing to do with making a character and has to do with pretending you are a character. I can self-insert into some dude who's in a porn video fucking Sasha Gray, I can self-insert into some Shonen MC, I can self insert into fantasy Bill Gates, whether or not I made those characters or if they're suited to self-inserting.
In TES you can (don't have to) self insert into your character by imagining how cool it'd be to walk around as your character in that world. In M&B it's the same shit.
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>>158320418
If you want to see a video game Mary Sue, it's Ciri from The Witcher, not TES PC's.
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>>158321652
>That would require everyone to like them and on the rare instance that someone doesn't like them, that person is portrayed as unreasonable and totally in the wrong

Isn't that the case?

>saves the world
>is unstoppable
>becomes guild master quickly after joining said guild while eliminating their biggest threat yet
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>>158209764
>Thinking I will fight for subhuman anarchist mixed mutt peasants against Onkel Harlaus
>>158219553
>>158218670
>Larping fantasy
My first play through I steam rolled the peasants shit first. As Swadians.
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>>158321310
Also why the fuck did you even bring it up, as I said - the first post has NOTHING to do with self inserting whether by my definition or by yours.

>>158321920
Yeah Ciri is almost textbook.

>>158321930
That's not being a Mary Sue, that's just being overpowered and good at everything. They're not the same thing or even related. Mary Sues are never wrong. Mary Sues are always justified. Mary Sues are respected and trusted for no reason at all, any distrust exists solely to show how amazing the Sue is and how shit the guy who ever doubted the glory of the sue is, etc. It has literally nothing to do with power.
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>>158321920
>If you want to see a video game Mary Sue, it's Ciri from The Witcher

Don't know about Witcher 3 as my toaster doesn't even let me play the second, but I've read the books up to Times of Contempt and let me tell you this, her life went to complete shit throughout the books, as in lost everyone she knew and everything she had quite literally, so I'm glad if she's that powerful and people like her now
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>>158321930
>saves the world
In Skyrim they don't save the world, they just tell the dragon to show up again when it's actually time.
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>>158322145
>powerful
Has shit-all to do with being a Mary Sue
>used to suffer
One of the most common traits of being a Mary Sue.
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>>158321930
Because plenty of people still are incredibly ambivalent about you if they don't' outright hate you and achieving many of those ranks puts you on the shitlists or in the debt of literal gods. The protags of Morrowind and Oblivion only got out of their problems by ceasing to be themselves to the point where even the universe can't tell them apart from who they became and Skyrim's protag seems to have missed the mark and is doomed to be a deity's top bitch one of a kind minion forever.
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>>158320994
A Mary Sue isn't really defined by might.

Look, self-inserting in itself is not a bad thing, in fact it is pretty much a requirement for any amount of role-playing. Being able to empathize with character, feel as if you're him that's all good. And not all Self-Inserts are Mary Sues. In literature and especially fanfiction, were Mary Sues abound, Self Insert refers to something different: Writing a story were the main character is the author themselves inserted into whatever world, basically what you are doing with your character. This can theoretically be done without stooping to Mary Sues as well, but because seeing your own mistakes is hard, and because the author controls the plot and every character, what happens is that they write an idealize version of themselves, and have the other character react to an idealized version of themselves. The wish-fulfillment twist the plot the reaction, the SI takes the center stage, their flaws disappear. That's how most Mary Sues happen.
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>>158322460
A self-insert character isn't always a self-insert, I think this is important to note. An SI is literally an author or someone he knows shunted into the story (explicitly, implicitly, or just how the author wrote the story while canonically this not being the case), while a SIC is someone written to be incredibly generic and blank, and [insert name here] character so anyone, esp. the reader, can immediately self-insert into it.
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>We have no clue, but estimated, maybe 2-3 years
FUCK
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>>158322795
SOURCE?
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>>158322670
Yeah, basically a Self Insert Character is a character designed for the readers or players to project themselves onto.
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>>158322795
Source you faggot
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>>158322086
But that happens too. At least I think the following situtions fit in:

>play Oblivion
>start as some arrested scum, but the Emperor trusts his life on you because "I saw you in my dreams"
>proceed to be trusted by everyone along the path
>NPCs literally say "Every friend of M[forgot the name of that guy who sacrificed himself] is a friend of mine"

>play Skyrim
>join the Companions guild
>so-to-say guild leader trusts in you because "lol I also saw you in my dreams"

At the very least it's just bullshit when it's reused like that.
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>>158321872
>>158322460
Hmm, alright I think I understand it a bit better now.

So to clarify and to summarize: All player characters can be self-inserted role-plays, but not all role-playing involve self-inserted characters.
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>>158322234
Well, that's one Mary Sue I like then
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>>158322953
I believe you were referring to Martin.

Martin Septim.
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>>158323143
Yeah, that guy. Rip him.
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>>158322953
>start as some arrested scum, but the Emperor trusts his life on you because "I saw you in my dreams"
Sounds reasonable in a land where prophecy is a big deal and let's be honest if you saw someone in a dream and then in real life wouldn't you think something is off
>every friend of martin septim is a friend of mine
I don't see why this is relevant. You aren't respected and trusted for not reason. Martin is the reason.
You have to understand that the reason MS are so hated isn't because they're strong or they're hypercompetent, it's because they obsolete every other character and make the story read like a goddamn propaganda piece. Every time they talk to someone the MS comes off looking better, they have zero flaws except sometimes a '''flaw'''' that isn't really and just serves to make them even better, etc. In normal stories a character interacts with other characters, mutually being affected, and the story is the result.
In stories with a Sue, the story panders to the sue, all interactions merely serve the sue, characters exist as tools to feed the sue's awesomeness, the sue is always right.

>>158323012
Summary:
Self-Inserts are the author
Self-Insert Characters are generic blank slates
Mary Sues are a specific type of character that are often but not always also Self-Inserts
Roleplaying doesn't need to involve SICs but generally involves self-inserting.
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>>158323559
Wasn't one of the lead characters for that new Star Wars I believe, a clear mary sue that generated controversy because of it?

Something something quick lightsaber and jedi mind trick mastery and other shenanigans
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>>158323559
Good summation desu. Oblivion's character isn't a mary sue, Martin is closer to a sue (typical rags to riches monk - > emperor in a couple of weeks story) but he relies on the player and blades as a crutch, so he can't really be considered one either. Remember that Martin saves everyone in the end, not the PC.
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>>158323813
I stopped following Star Wars.

>>158323868
Martin is debatable because the story doesn't literally serve him and he isn't made out to be literally superior to everything, he's just the ultimate hero.
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>>158323868
>>158323559
Makes it sound like any player character that the player creates are self inserts.
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>It's a /mbg/ actually has a somewhat insightful discussion about self-inserts and roleplaying in video games episode

bretty gud
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who would win
>1 rhodok sharpshooter
>100 000 000 swadian knights going up a ladder
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>>158323813
yeah rey
TFA was a pile of shit anyway
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>>158322953
The
>prisoner turned into Tamriel's last hope because Emperor(well, not after the Septim dynasty ended, but you get what I mean) saw you are a cute snowflake
Is pretty much the series signature tho. It's like complaining about daddy issues in Evangelion or lightsaber fights in Star Wars
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>>158324149
You're wrong unless you're literally making yourself. The character presented for you to customize is a (kind of) Self Insert Character because the point of the generic prisoner is for you to change around until you can roleplay as him. A Self Insert is just the fucking author or the player, I'd have to literally make myself and pretend it's actually me there, which is just about impossible in a video game because of a pre-determined setting and such.
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>>158324425
Yeah, it essentially mirrors Morrowinds and Daggerfalls story to a lesser extent.
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>>158324231
something something break the sharpshooter in half, now you have two sharpshooter
sharpshooter wins every time
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>>158324425
You're always a goddamn prisoner in TES to start with, it's like a series tradition. TES VI is going to be the same guaranteed unless Todd fucks it up harder than fallout 4.
>inb4 dialogue wheel
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>>158324663
>you cut them in half
>they just duplicate again, every time reducing in size
>at some point you have little green ants shooting bolts at you from every direction
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>>158324231
>sharpshooter kicks ladder off
>knights can't climb up and have to put ladder up again
>sharpshooter just keeps firing xbow, reloading from the castle, and kicking off the ONE FUCKING LADDER again and again until victory

is that even a question m8
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>>158324967
If sharpshooters can leave the game logic like that, why wouldn't the knights just bring 1 000 000 ladders?
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>>158325104
Who was it who sperged out at someone adding more ladders and got shit on by even reddit
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>>158325104
he said one sharpshooter versus a hundred million knights

not one sharpshooter versus a hundred million knights with a million ladders
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>>158325216
mitchymatt, one of the PoP devs
he's almost as autistic as saxondragon
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So I've been rereading through some of the earlier dev blogs (Fucking content drought amirite) and I noticed this little line in Dev blog 10

>"The things that can be exchanged in barter depend on context as well. When bartering with enemies, you are able to negotiate peace deals, while barters between a king and his vassals could consist of granting ranks within the kingdom or awarding of fiefs.''

https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/12

Does this mean there's going to be an extended nobility ranking system in Bannerlord à la Nova Aetas? Because apparently ranks and fiefs are separated here, unlike Warband where a village is a barony, a castle a county and a town a dukedom.

Do we know any more about this shit or was that throwaway line all of the info?
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>>158325393
>bannerlord literally stealing from nova aetas

I told you the gameplay was too deep but you guys just ignored me
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>>158324967
>knights park horses near wall
>build great horse pyramid
>climb said pyramid
>slay the xbower
And don't tell me your rhodok can kick a horse pyramid down because we all know it's bulshit
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>>158325393
RELEASE IT ALREADY YOU SICK FUCKS THE SLAVS ARE PLAYING IT SO IT'S OBVIOUSLY PLAYABLE
MY HYPE CANNOT BE CONTAINED THE MODS THE MOOOOOOOOODS
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>>158324682
But that's actually my point, anon. I agree with you. I want to hold hands with you under the moonlight and softly whisper in your ear STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
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>>158325546
>horses staying in place long enough to build up and scale a castle wall

nice try m8, horses can be notoriously frisky
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>slavs are already playing it
>yfw Bannerlord: Warwolf is already under development
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>>158325751
*casts pin to the sky*
*casts greater teleportation*
*gets mobbed by twenty wolves and raped senseless for the rest of her life*
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>>158325546
>shoot one of the horses that are at the bottom
>entire pyramid falls
swadians will NEVER win

>>158325104

The sharpshooter can knock all of the ladders in one shot
SHARPshooter
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>>158324967
Depends on the ladder desu
If it's a shitty ladder that they can only place on a shitty angle this might work
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>>158325872
>her
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>>158326009
their faces make it look like they're just doing stuff ironically
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>>158326009
*casts change gender*
There's literally no reason to play a dude in TES games, girls always get more armor and body mods
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>>158326114
I swear medieval artists were just people creating OC reaction images
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>>158325973
>ladders work in more than one angle

m8...
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>>158326114
People at the time had good taste so they only ever did things ironically
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>>158326206
>siege ladder
>can't be kicked
>probably so wide you can have 4 people climbing at once
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>>158326134
But I want my altmer dude to have a really big, yellow dick
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>>158326134
>not playing as some Redguard named Alberto Barbosa
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>>158326279
The dick mods don't even work as well as the titty mods and now even the pussy physics works fine

>>158326284
I just make him my companion
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>>158326114
>lol guys lets pretend that we're all at war and even write books about it, in a few centuries people will be like "wow they were fighting left and right :ooo"
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>>158326346
>making a companion out of an Emperor

AYO HOL UP
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>>158326412
My current character is a seraphim so yeah
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>>158326387
>ok my order for 30,000 assorted sets of armor gets here next week, have you found a big enough field to bury this shit in yet?
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>>158326134
anon don'tcha know?

according to this very thread, you self-insert as your character

y-you're not a girl, r-right anon?
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>>158326387
>history was but a big ruse written by the bored
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>>158326206
Yes. Have you ever used a ladder? Even if there is an ideal angle it still functions at a worse angle.
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>>158326605
>implying dudes don't self-insert as girls and vice versa
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>>158326604
>lol elizabeth this is gonna be so huuuuge dude tell the turks to invade constantinople ironically this is gonna be lit nigga lmao ayy
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>>158326605
maybe
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>>158326658
>swadians WILL defend this
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Been playing viking conquest on sandbox campaign, thought I'd start in Norway and actually roleplay a viking. I am doing well with a fairly small lot of boys. Got given a village and it is covering all my costs. It is very comfy so far.

Are there any fun mods where I can continue being a viking with a decent sized map unlike normal?
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>>158326956
I did say they were supposed to not use it at a shitty angle
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>>158326901
is that you, pretty females anon
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>>158326841
>he literally and unironically self-inserts as a girl

>>>/lgbt/
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>>158326605
>y-you're not a girl, r-right anon?
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>>158327159
>he self inserts as the dude in doujins
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>>158327259
>he reads doujins with guys
gaaaaaaaay
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>>158327336
I say out loud "no homo" before reading them so it's ok
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>>158327336
If the doujins you read don't even have men who the fuck do you self insert into if you're not self inserting into the girls
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>>158327515
but do the balls touch?
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>>158327515
If nobody hears you saying ''no homo'' it doesn't count.
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>>158327560
here's something revolutionary for you, I don't self insert when reading doujins. I simply get off to naked women grinding together.
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>>158327637
So you self insert as a cuck nearby watching them? What the fuck?
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>>158327686
I don't self insert. Christ, how can I make that more clear to you?
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>>158327336
It's only gay if you want to feel a thick dick grinding deep inside your boipussi
It's not gay anymore if you want it inside an actual pussy
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>>158327000
No one?
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>>158327749
You already have you low-level doujin reader
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>>158327000
VC is the best viking sim so far
especially when you can make your own base with all your plundered shit
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>>158327828
Yeah, bannerlord.. Gonna be real fucking comfy.

>>158327831
Took you long enough. That's okay, some people need repetition before they understand something.
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>>158327929
Like you who needed to be told over and over again the difference between self-inserts, self-inserting, and self-insert characters.
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>>158327929
yfmoc as fuck

can wait to chill in some taverns
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>>158327992
Yeah, I was continuously told that. No actually, I wasn't. Delusional fuck, having arguments in your head doesn't count.
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>>158327898
I had no idea you could do that? How is that done? Is it treated like a city or just a camp?
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>>158328075
See >>158318228.
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>>158328037
cant even

>captcha: Huntress
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>>158328140
I had nothing to do with that entire chain of comments. Do you expect me to read the entire thread going through all the past comments? I might be autistic, but I'm not autistic enough for that.
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>>158328214
>do you expect me to read
Stopped reading there
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>>158328231
big jello tiddies
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>>158328287
Good, the only thing of importance for my argument was the first sentence.
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>>158327749
omg you are a literally a cuck who don't insert into vaginas hahaha
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>>158328231
post more slimes
Or just give me a link to something, please.
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>>158328231
Gotta fill up the thread, it's been alive for nearly 2 days now. Disgusting.
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>>158327259
>he self inserts as the girl in doujins
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>>158327929
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>>158328297
>>158328429
>>158328449
Big jello ass.
really hope I don't get banned for this I think it's still technically sfw

>>158328364
>>158328287
>someone says >It's a /mbg/ actually has a somewhat insightful discussion about self-inserts and roleplaying in video games episode
>immediately devolves into shitflinging about nothing
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>>158328429
https://exhentai.org/g/573688/b3876a7904/
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>>158328509
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>>158328509
ofc it's sfw, this is nothing more than smiley stuff all over a womanly silhouette
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>>158328123
a castle i suppose, you can put troops in it and get upgrades to get staff
you need a good amount of dosh though
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>>158328715
Fear not I still live
>for now
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>>158327929
>that wench
Warwofl when
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>>158328790
Fuck that is so cool, I'm going to start grinding some coin and might give it ago. Still considering the idea of creating a largish army and trying to conquer Norway myself and become king. Also considering doing this to some of the smaller of kingdoms so I can still be boys with Norway.
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>>158329080
i think it's a camp option to build it, i can't remember
it's 10k to start off iirc, first upgrade requires some timber and tools as well as cash, the staff require cash to hire
you can only garrison a set number of troops but the ceiling raises with each refuge upgrade
first one is 50 iirc
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>>158329167
I want to do that. I might do it in the future and have it in France/England as a post to raid from.
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>>158329402
maybe on an island would be good
i never got around to doing it actually
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>>158329438
I'm quite excited. Pretty inspired since I just finished watching Vikings.

I've always made my characters knights/crusaders or Weebstick wielders in the jap mod.
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>forcing enemy ladies to work in brothels makes you lose 10 honour
worth it
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>>158329772
make sure you do those dungeon things in the world for free money
and the roman fort but that one actually costs money
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So there's no horse archer faction in ACOK?
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>>158330101
Will do.

Some mother fucker in Ireland heard of me when I was in Norway because I keep mowiing down outlaws to gain renown since it was the only way to be able to recruit boys without paying through the nose. Had to spend a longtime till I could recruit and then I went to meet the Irish guy who wanted me to kill the snek.

Currently milking him for gold. Crossing the sea is rough though sea raiders are cunts and big.
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>>158328613
Thanks
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>>158330262
there is, they will eventually invade essos/volantis, its random though
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>>158330394
Nah, just timed. Day 150 or something.
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>>158330394
Joinable faction?
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>>158330553
really? i think i remember it started for me on like day 20 once

>>158330623
i don't remember if they are a bunch of unlisted, scripted bandits, or if they are real lords. if the guy "ko temmo" doesnt exist before the invasion then they probably are joinable
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>>158329947
Worth it to become the whore king of Calradia. Capture every single noble woman that you possibly can. Force all of them to work in your brothels. Cuck the husbands, fathers, and sons as they have to watch their wives, daughters, and mothers fucked by diseased peasants.
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>>158331410
though l have a little problem, l can't move the lady that l captured in vyincourt castle to my brothel in uxkhal, is there a way to fix that
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jolly cooperation
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>>158328509
I can't archive it ;_;
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>>158333251
One Minute.
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>error! the thread you are looking for does not exist.
What the fuck
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>>158333251
Did you grab it
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>>158333651
Yeah ty m8 don't get banned :3
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I want Dickplomacy in that 100 year war French mod so that I can make Joan a slut in my brothel.
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Hello there page 10, long time no see
Oh my you're such a big girl now
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>>158336082
FORBIDDEN
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>>158336230
Page 10 wants me to do lewd things with her and nothing can stop me
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/534500

Did chinaman's make a chinaman Mount and Blade or some shit?
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>>158336986
You're lucky that I don't have my good reaction images, they would force you to stop POSTING ANIME IMAGES
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>>158337172
is this bannerlord alpha?
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>>158337196
No they wouldn't. People have driven off all sorts of images but not anime.
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>>158337172
wasn't there another one of these
kingdom under fire or something
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>>158337471
This is a mountain Blade general Anon, can't you just post normal things?
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>>158336986
Is Page 10 some kind of heathen slut?
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>>158337196
l'd like to see you try you silly cunt

>>158337471
why are you pretending to be me, do you wish to fuck page 10 too ?

>>158337703
Would you rather die or live a life filled with anime reaction pictures

>>158337812
page 10 is a cute girl and she must be treated with respect
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>>158337703
You are on fucking 4chan. The first two boards on this site were /a/ anime / general and /b/ anime / random. This doesn't mean anime discussion is on top anywhere but designated anime boards but if you get triggered by anime images, and anime images only, on fucking 4chan and complain about degenerates, on fucking 4chan, then I advise you reconsider your life.
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>>158337993
Life is overrated anyways
>>158338028
looks like you're the one getting triggered here m8
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>>158337703
>This is a mountain Blade general Anon, can't you just post normal things?
You're not particularly on topic either.
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>>158338028
shut up and kill yourself already?
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>>158338028
How can you call yourself an animeposter when you're this rude
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>>158338028
p rude desu
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>>158338378
I was talking about anime not being normal though
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>>158338626
/a/ is not part of [s4s]. /a/ is incredibly rude.
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Any reason to not join the Oda and be part of the Devil King's army?
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>>158338643
It kind of is though, it's just a picture. If anything niggers and your random depressed (?) guy in a chair are less normal
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>come back
>it is a "people want reaction pictures but can't just ask" episode
Also fuck I missed the mary sue discussion
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>>158338930
>no responses
Did I miss the peak again
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>>158338754
So me pretending that page 10 is a cute girl and that l want to bang her is normal ?
why download dickplomacy when you get the real deal on mbg


>>158338930
l have 3700+ reaction pictures, if a general is 750~ posts it means that l could fill a bit less than 5 generals
but l don't want to turn you people into weebs l just want to show affection to my waifu page 10
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>>158339104
Guess not

>>158339112
>l have 3700+ reaction pictures, if a general is 750~ posts it means that l could fill a bit less than 5 generals
The image limit on /vg/ is 250. I have somewhere around 14k reaction images though so I dunno what you're trying to prove.
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>>158339112
>So me pretending that page 10 is a cute girl and that l want to bang her is normal?
I mean, yeah? It's not a big deal on this site, have you seen the lewd other places can put out?
But I was talking about your pics.
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>>158339112
The fuck is wrong with you and your weird ass pseudo-lewd posting?
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>implying you wouldn't want qt swergit daughter
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>>158339570
Explain to me why a man in armor is using a tablet
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>>158339653
Fucking cute continue posting this shit.
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>>158339570
where is the market in these stock images
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>>158339570
Are you actually new or just pretending
Genuinely can't tell
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>>158339197
you implied that l was asking for reaction pics, l proved you wrong, please don't talk to me l'm not here to make enemies l'm here to be slightly lewd

>>158339265
>>158339570
it's 3:30 am, my throat hurts and l have lots of anime reaction pics, still better than saving centaur lewds on your computer r-right
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>>158340018
>you implied that l was asking for reaction pics
No I implied the other guy was.
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>>158340018
>my throat hurts
homosex is not permitted on this board
only horse fucking
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>>158339934
Stock image
>>158340001
Mostly shitposting.
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>>158340302
I fucking hate """"""""street"""""""" fighters
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>>158340302
They can't even fight properly
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>>158340161
Yeah but he posted a crying black man so you know that he's very sad it's not nice to be rude

>>158340204
>be me
>wake up this morning
>tell my sister that my throat hurts
>"have you tried not sucking dicks lol"
>coworkers asks if l'm ok
>"my throat hurts but it'll be alright"
>"what about stopping your dick sucking habit lol"
>anyone l tell about it responds with "haha dicksucc"
>go on my favourite board at 3:38 am
>"yeah my throat hurts"
>"PENIS

WHY MUST EVERYONE BE SO RUDE
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>>158340617
>>tell my sister that my throat hurts
>>"have you tried not sucking dicks lol"
Tell her you'll eat her out
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I'm not making the new thread
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>>158340518

I must apologize for Dayquonlo, he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
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>>158339943
Some other day. Classes in 5 hours. Gotta get at least few hours of sleep.
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>>158340518
>>158340427
when in combat with niggers, if you don't have a handgun, just go head-first for the lower body. All they do is swing in the air arms stretched out.
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>>158341120
When in combat with niggers you can toy with them as practice.
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