/owg/ - Overwatch General

First for Mercy + 76

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1st

>derank 200 SR in a day due to retard group I know in real life

Can't get away.

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>>158135807
Jamison Fawkes!

>tfw origin skins were everywhere at the start and now that people are unequipping them they've become cool again

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Xbox GT: Girseph

Add me to team up with a Diamond Rein and Ana main

>>158136067
they still aren't cool, you just seem like a pleb for spending 20$ on skins

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>dude lets make a hero that can 1shot half the roster from 20m every 6 seconds
>okay we should balance that out by making them a low health character like tracer or the standard 200 for offense right?
>nah dude lets give them 600 hp and a 300hp/s heal so they can stand inside ults without dying or needing support it'll be hella rad

>>158136067
i still roll with default mccree because it;s inarguably the best skin in the game

smugposting and fugposting

>>158136019
Tfw i'm 700 ranks above my irl friends so I can just say that I don't want them to be dragged into games they're not ready for

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Blizzard pls make this a skin

pls

>>158136178
Sounds like someone's jealous they will never own my super 1337 skins only pros have

>>158136178
No choice on console

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>>158136067
>tfw Blackwatch Reyes fits the Halloween RIP victory pose far better than Pumpkin

>kinda wanna grind levels to see if I can pull any halloween skins
>been stuck playing nothing but Blue Revolver for the past 3 days

I guess I didn't want Junklstiltskin or whatever his skin is called that badly anyway

Xbox GT: Girseph

Add me, you petulant children

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Mommy.

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>>158135807

>>158136182
if you love hogman so much just marry him. gosh.

>>158136310
no thanks

ded

>>158136284
Trust me you won't

I've opened 40 boxes so far and I'm still missing witch mercy and frankenhog

>>158136361
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

I want waifu posters to leave

>>158136375
I want him to get a rework to make him a tank and not a DPS

>>158136316
Cum dump

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Xbox GT: Girseph

Please don't tell me Reddit is ACTUALLY a better community than on here

You guys aren't that self-unaware

That's not possible

>>158135952
>>158135953
>one second faster
True love always prevails.

Brian if you read this, I am sorry. I should never have sent you the pics. I just want to play OW with you again. Please unblock me on battle net. I miss our memeing. ;_;

T.

>>158136530

fuck off retard

>>158136494
About to add you, check your messages for /owg/ in the text

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>>158136494

>>158136530
t. Brian

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>>158136494
>xbox

Enjoy having to buy the game over again 2 years from now when they release xbone 2

>>158136139
>>158136310
>>158136494
Is this a meme now?

>>158136472
I think he's just fine. If i'm having trouble with a hog i just two shot him with widow. It's so funny seeing them react to the first shot as if they can just waddle away.

I'm lying by the way, I counter hog with hog just like how I counter everything with hog.

>>158136640
it's just some 12 year old desperate for people to play with.

>>158136734
I'm better at the game than you, and on a gimped platform.

Hell, I'd rather be 12 than be as much of a passive-aggressive irrelevant fucking failure as you.

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Post reasons for why Genji is best Shimada. I'll start
>Has a "Mada mada' voiceline

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>open a level-up box
>mercy witch skin
>a while later open next level box
>reaper pumpkinhead skin

i dont even want any of these shitty event skins blizzard, just give me coins

>couldn't make it past 63 in the first season, my season high
>climbed to master rank in less than 80 wins

It's far more easier this season solo q and I want to know why.

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>>158136480

>>158132867

>Reyes confronts Jesse about his exploits (and has Jesse service his cock a few times), he gives Jesse another proposal
>when Reyes gathers everyone in blackwatch for a meeting, the last thing they're expect is for Jesse to walk out in a ripped up tank top and denim short shorts that barely cover his pert ass, a black leather collar adorning his neck
>"after golden boy left, I know you've all been itching for a new cock warmer. this fucktoy," Reyes spits out, "is now available for everyone's use. let's all give him a warm welcome, shall we?"
>Jesse responds enthusiastically to the first dozen cocks he takes, thrusting his hips back and opening his throat wide
>from there on everything starts to blur. he's never taken this many before, never felt this good. he's orgasmed so many times that he can't even get hard anymore
>his cock can only dribble out cum pathetically as his ass gets pounded into the floor
>all he can do is lie in his own cum and have every inch of his body be used
>Reyes insists on every load being deposited into Jesse's ass and plugs it all up with a butt plug after the team is done with the whore

>>158136494
Did this guy fuck your girlfriend or something? Is that why you're trying to troll him?

>>158136947
sauce?

>>158136897
incorrect. hanzo is the best shimada. genji is the family disappointment.

>>158136494
>Console Overwatch
Paralymics General is the other way

>>158136897
Best ultimate shotout
>RJUJIN NO KEN WO KURAEEEE !!!!

>>158136897

>Kill genji with headshot

>"JUST AS WHEN WE WERE CHILDREN"

Robutt is worst shimada

>>158136875
https://www.overbuff.com/players/xbl/Girseph
lol

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>>158137112
>when your brother you thought you killed comes back from burning man talking about enlightenment

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STOP NERFING LUCIO REVERT ALL LUCIO NERFS NOW

i'm playing comp with the sound muted and there's nothing you can do to stop me

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Amélie Lacroix
>tfw no qt Smugberry to warm up

>>158136494
>xbox
Kill yourself

>>158137292
Lucio is fine right now, he definitely doesn't need more nerfs

>guys people keep picking lucio
>FUCK NERF HIS HEALING I BET THAT'S THE PROBLEM
>guys nobody is picking Mercy i wonder if it's because Ana outclasses her in every way
>WHAT NO WAY IS THAT POSSIBLE

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I wish I could use this gun with other skins. It's too damn sexy.

>>158137280
>"so this is why zarya-san mutters "delete omnic" under he breath so often."
please delete him again, hanzo

>>158137274
Let's see your stats, buddy boy.

>>158137442
I want 100% speed boost back.

>>158137292
they want to stop him from being picked every game, but don't realise that unless they get rid of his speed boost completely, he will always be picked.

>>158137497
same, someone should suggest it to blizzard forums.
it would encourage people to buy more skins so maybe they'll add it.

>>158137605
I want to gas all Roadhog players

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>>158137497
And from third person

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>>158137037
>after golden boy left
W-what golden boy?

>>158137442
The only way to bring lucio down from being the top healer pick is to gut him.
Just like with Reinhardt, it's lucios consistency that makes him so desirable, not being OP

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Xbox GT: Girseph

Stop being antisocial and aggressive and add me so we can play this TEAM BASED game. Or are you all so angsty that every interaction for you is a witchhunt?

>>158137693
no one plays on console

>>158137673
That gun is fucking huge.

>>158137442
Just buff Mercy's HPS to 100 and she's picked.

>>158137747
a big gun for a big guy

>>158137727
Don't say stupid things

>>158137693
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>158137681
No that's retarded, he's picked because nobody does anything like him. You'd have to nerf him to being actually unusable in which case why not just delete him, if you're going to delete him why not delete annoying heroes like Mei and Roadhog, why not have a roster that's just McCree, Winston and Reaper all getting 33% picked

>>158137813
no one plays on console

>>158137185
>>158137112
HANZOS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>158137693
>being a consolr plep
Not our fault. Nobody here plays on the fucking console.
Has nothing to do with "antisocial"

PC MASTER RACE

>>158137836
You're irrelevant.

>>158137960
So is console overwatch

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>>158137292
>playing black lives matter the hero

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>>158135807
Tracer is always ready to drink a cup of tea.

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>>158137153
>Has the best ass out of all Shimadas
>has a cool robomonk sensei who teaches him about tranquility and shit

How can Hanzo even compete?

>enemy team has a golden gun McCree with a hundred hours on him
>I have twenty hours on him (Overwatch is my first multiplayer FPS)
>I outMcCree him

Shameful.

>>158137934
>not wanting to rest your head on hanzo's perky tits
K

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>>158137950
OHHHHHH. I get it now. My bad

You're all autistic mouthbreathing cocksuckers. I hadn't considered that.

Oh well. There's always an oasis in the desert. And for that oasis, I offer my xbox GT: Girseph

This thread is full of manchildren. Lmao.

>>158137960
>>158138029
#rekt

I have to admit Overwatch's engine having literally no sense of momentum whatsoever is the most irritating fucking thing.

Coming from games where I can track people who go side to side all the time with the fact that they usually decelerate and then accelerate again when they change direction, trying to get used to Overwatch where everyone can stop on a fucking dime is pissing me off.

>>158138062
>being a rasist
>>>/pol/

>>158138115
>best ass
debatable
>omnic
delete

>>158138115

We havent actually seen Hanzo's ass yet

It may be on a level genji cant even compete with. Which makes sense. He couldnt best him in a duel because his ass was inferior

>>158138128
aren't you the same retard who was trying to 1v1 people on rust yesterday

>>158138128
>being this assblasted because we only play superior PC Version
Typical console plep.

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>>158138126
That's gay, my man. I'd rather rest my face between genji's robobuttcheeks

>>158137960
>>158138029
BURN

>>158137901
Deleting all the annoying heroes would legit make this game better.

Sombra being added doesn't make me happy because Blizzard can barely balance this game anyways.

This isn't a MOBA with one specific map that adding a bunch of heroes to is the only way to add variety.

I mean they could add another map, but let's be honest, it will be either a bad one or just an okay one, and it will have the same layout all the other maps have, because every single map in this fucking game is the exact same fucking layout.

>>158138128

Typical console pleb

Cant even deal with torb

>>158138331
The only ones that should be deleted are Mei and Roadhog because their kits don't really belong in a shooter.

>>158136178
What's that? You don't have that much of a disposable income? Does it upset you that harder working people like to have a little fun with their money? Suck a dick.

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>>158137693
When will this meme die?

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>>158135807
Let's make bastion viable without breaking him:

- change his self heal from e to right click and give him a new ability:

- E: heals allies in front of him at melee range 75 HP/s

- can move at half normal speed when self healing or ally healing when in Recon mode

- Tank configuration is immune to self damage

There now bastion is a viable defense hero that acts as both sentry and dispenser from TF2

>being hooked, trapped, shattered, flashbanged, frozen, slept, knocked back, sentry-turret slowed all at the same time
>game doesn't know which effect to apply first

hahahahah

also fuck you blizzard

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>She is from Egypt
>He is from Indiana

Considering the fact they both came from areas that are infamous for sexual repression, how kinky and degenerate was the sex?

>>158138498
/pol/tards have to stay in >>/pol/
You gotta go

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Xbox GT: Girseph

Add me if you aren't irrelevant

>>158138427
Mercy can go too since her resurrection is anti-fun and all the other healers are better than her anyways.

Tracer is like an annoying tick.

All the Defense heroes need to go, so that people on my team never play a shitty Bastion or a shitty Hanzo again.

Winston needs to be made better.
Roadhog needs his hook to be fixed.
D. Va needs to be tied to her mech and fucking die when it gets destroyed (waifufags should be keen to remember that Koreans eat dogs).

ANYONE WANNA GROUP UP PLS

I'M TIRED OF FRENCHIES RUINING MY GAME

I'M THE SOLE TANK, AND THERE ARE THOSE 3 FUCKING NIGGERS ALL DPS SWITCHING FROM ONE DPS TO ANOTHER WHILE I'M PLEADING TO GO TANK

I CANT TAKE IT
PLS
ANYONE
I WANT TO GET OUT OF GOLD

>>158138667
So how badly did Girseph push your shit in that you're now trying to personal army him?

The Halloween victory poses were a mistake, there should have been a few good ones like Reaper's and Genji's etc and nothing for the rest, like in the Summer Games.

I am sub 1k. AMA.

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>no dedicated custom servers
>no option to filter maps
>no option to filter game modes
>no option other than 6v6
>new maps "maybe in 2017"
>new game modes "maybe in 2017"

>>158138091
first ow stuff i can jerk off to thanks anon

>>158138558
When you idiots stop responding to it.

>>158138764
I hate how they clip in to other peoples poses.

>>158138498
imo, the french had it coming to them

>>158138235
Genji's ass is objectively better or hanzo wouldn't be hiding his in those baggy pants - we already know he's shamless enough, flaunting that tit left and right, so the only reason he'd be hiding the ass is because it's shit tier.

Anyway, back to reasons why Genji is a superior Shimada
>has objectively better skins

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Mfw playing defense, dodged roadhog's hook, turn the corner, it's Mcree, dodged his flashbang, get shot a bit, panic a bit, befor being healed I look at my health. Mfw

>>158138764
>The Halloween victory poses were a mistake,
This, they are just bad and look EXTREMELY out of place.
Not to mention that they all have very low resolution textures for some reason.

>>158138786
>no dedicated custom servers
>no option to filter maps
>no option to filter game modes

its a blizzard game these were obvious from the start

although new maps and a gamemode would be great

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>>158138315
>not wanting to rest your head on hanzo's pillowy pecs and wanting hard metal instead
>not wanting to be held by hanzo's xbox heug arms
>not wanting the #1 shimada smug and settling for the #2 shimada smug

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>>158138735
>Winston needs to be made better.

Winston is currently one of the strongest heroes in the game due to being the only reliable genji and ana counter.

>>158138901
Certain ones definitely look better than others.
Hogs is easily the worst

>>158138785
post gameplay

>>158138608
First we need to establish who's the dom in that relationship

>>158138091
Sauce me up

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>>158138912
>its a blizzard game these were obvious from the start
Not to me.

I'm a fucking dumbass and I deserve everything you can say to me, because I literally expected this shit to be Team Fortress 3.

Fuck me.

>>158138942
I can see Ana being countered, but Genji can get Winston down to like 1/4th health in a 1v1, it's worse if the team actually decides to hurt Winston.

Never had a monkey I couldn't put down with my six-shooter.

>>158138764
I kinda hate how there is no middle ground for them. They either look great or fucking garbage.

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>>158139010
Neither

If Helix rocket had increased knockback, would it be a viable anti-flanker tool?

>>158138883
you clearly know nothing. you can't have tits and your ass out, it's one or the other. shimada hanzo keeps it classy. we all know his ass is perfectly sculpted, he doesn't need to show us for us to know.

>>158138576
Being frozen, stunned by earthshatter, then put to sleep looks really weird.

>>158139125
There's literally nothing Genji can do about Winston, Ana is a much bigger threat so much that Winston isn't so much a counter as he is the only one able to actually hit her stupid fucking cunt hitbox while blocking her stupid fucking cunt grenade, dart and rape DoT

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I've been grinding out 3-4 boxes a day still looking for my Witch Mercy skin, I'm starting to feel burnout on this, how do you guys keep it up?

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tfw console pleb

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ARE YOU READY FOR SOMBRA?

Because if you aren't there is still nearly a month left.

>>158139257

>Genji doesn't rape Winston

How did you even place anywhere?

>>158139010
Probably Ana. Since Jack seems pretty introverted.

>>158139306
I got like 4 witch mercy skins and I'm disappointed every time it's not for a usable hero that's not made and used by shitters

>>158139021
sabudenego overwatch

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I was playing Ana up against a Lucio but then

Xbox GT: Girseph

What should I have done instead?

>>158139146
They should decrease the cooldown to 6 seconds.

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Reminder that top 200 is filled with hackers and Blizzard isn't going to do shit about it.

>>158138576
What did you expect from the same people who made WoW? If they had made OW in 2004, Ana's sleep dart would last a whole minute.

>>158139315
what are these cards next to the ps4?

>>158139306
i got it on day 1 so i already stopped grinding, easiest way to grind is make a macro to stop afk kicking and play junkenstein

>>158139306
get a job and buy the boxes. takes less time than grinding

>>158138936
>hard metal
>implying it's not futuremetal that can be as hard or as soft as needed for maximum comfy
>wanting to get close to a murderer who will probably just cry about 'muh honoru' and 'muh brother' instead of fucking you

Baka desu senpai

Another reason why Genji is a superior Shimada
>is a suave motherfucker who would make you scream in extasy instead of a drunk who'd break down and cry during sex making it awkward

>>158139351
timestamp your SR

>>158139068
anon its a company that asks 10 usd for a name-change. sc2 never got lan support. blizzard live from its name and because of its creative team.

>>158139419
True. Helix to Soldier is now the same as hook to Roadhog. It's absolutely needed to secure kills

>>158139472
adult coloring books for my ptsd

>>158138936
Go away, Hanzo.

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>>158139379
She'd make him kiss her feet and finger and tease him, never touching his cock, until he begs for release

>>158139476
fuck off jeff

>>158139629
neat

>>158139476
I do have a job, saving up to buy a CIB copy of Mega Man X3.

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>>158139306
>>158139476
Just buy the boxes, if you work as much as you'd be grinding overwatch, you would get far-far more crates this way.
I have spent 35 yuro coins on crates this month and still haven't received my Mercy skin. Got plenty of other legendaries though.

>>158139848
See >>158139727

>>158139315
at least you're using a mouse+keyboard

>>158139690
I hate Ana76 but dom Ana would convince me to like anything.

Guys will i carry shit if i play Ana non-stop for like 30 hours? I like her.

>>158139481
>implying he's not made from scrap metal mercy pinched from torbjorn's junk pile because overwatch was poor as shit at the time and mercy was going through her evil scientist stage
>implying shimada hanzo didn't get his tear ducts removed because they're a Weakness
>implying genji 'ken doll crotch' shimada can fuck anything
>implying hanzo not fucking you is a problem when he can shower you with yakuza blood money

hanzo
>2 dragons
genji
>1 (one) dragon

hanzo is superior shimada blizzard CONFIRMED

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IM GONNA DO IT

>>158139971
no

>>158140020
madman

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Genji is precious and needs to be protected at all cost. Hanzo is a bully

>>158140020
DONT DO IT MY MAN

>>158140020
do it !

Who is the most cancerous hero outside of Widow?

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>>158140020
IM REALLY GONNA DO IT

>>158140189
>>158140020
Fuck off worst korea

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>>158140189

Don't anon

>>158139992
do it man

you're going to feel like a genius when the torbmeta happens

>>158140163
M

>>158140163
Hanzo and Roadhog

>>158140189
does gold on torb affect his turret?

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>From this moment the world will learn to call me Roadhog

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>trying to grind out loot boxes
>figure it won't be so bad if I get set aside some time each night
>might get mercy's witch (or the coins for it) by the event's end
>getting only 2-3 loot boxes per night
it hurts, the summer event felt like I leveled so much faster
but I'm not going to give up on you mercy

>>158140189
>>158140020

DO IT! DO IT NOW

>>158139629
>has ptsd
>plays shooting games

What the fuck.

>Dominating enemy genji as path porker
>He gets so assblasted that when he finally kills me he teabags me for 5 seconds
>Tfw teammate stood there and gunned him down
>He quit the match

Proof that genji shitters get assblasted easily

Who's a good flanker to pull some pressure off the chokepoint in Hanamura?

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>>158140189
>>158140020

IM GONNA DO IT ON THE END OF SEASON :^)

>>158140372
you fuck

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>>158139992
>2 dragons
>still can't defeat Genji who probably wasn't even showong his true power level at the time

B T F O' D
T
F
O'
D

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>>158140289
>golden turret
blizzard pls

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>people actually think the blanket ult charge nerf is a healthy thing for the gamee

Boy can't wait to see defense characters played even less.

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>shoot nanoboost at Rein

>Mei strafes in front of me

>>158140163
Wveryone else in the defense category.

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>>158135807

>>158139315
>bullying console users with m+k

>>158140349
Yeah I imagine my enemies are my dad

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>attacking on hollywood in comp
>team comp is pretty good except for the mercy that can't play anything else

Why do Mercy mains refuse to play Ana/Lucio?

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>>158140472
>having to deal with a nanoboosted Mei
>all that health
>freezes people twice as fast
>freezy pops deal headshot damage on bodyshot

>>158140575
What is the character that resembles your dad the most to shoot at?

inb4 shoot Mei anyway

>>158140372
tricked me good

>>158140649
>>freezes people twice as fast
does it really or are you memeing?

>>158140685
Mercy

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>>158139848
Looks good

>>158140471
It will hurt tanks, supports and genji first.

>>158140745
>having a transdad
I'm sorry bro...

>>158140703
Freeze is based on if you can deal X amount of damage in a certain time frame. Damage boost = faster freeze.

>>158139330
Just hurry up already. At least she should be revealed in the next couple weeks.

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>guys wait to push until everyone is here don't just run in one at a time
>WOAH SORRY ESPORTS SORRY WE'RE NOT ESPORTS ENOUGH FOR YOUR ESPORTS

Did Blizzard add new voice lines? I saw a Reinhardt kill a Reaper today and Rein yelled "Traitor!". Never heard that before.

>>158139992
Hanzo doesn't have any yakuza blood money though, he left the clan, and the clan was destroyed by overwatch, so i assume all the assets have been captured as well

>>158140869
This also goes the other way around in where you will be frozen slower if you are ana-boosted yourself

>>158140779
Fucking weeb get out of my thread REEEEEEE

>>158140859
Wow, you're completely wrong except for genji. Tanks and Supports are mandatory no matter what because healing and damage mitigation are so impactful.

>>158140929
Yes, d.va has a new voice line too "trick or treat, smell my feet".

>>158140927

Why the fuck does he has shells strapped to his chest if he never reloads and just throws his guns away?

>>158140929
Been there since the beginging

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how much autism do i have?

bonus video: http://plays.tv/video/580bd52c33a5dfb5aa

is there anything funnier than when you're dead spectating and the game cuts to a team-mate teabagging someone?

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Anyone collecting these?

>>158141065
They're pringles cans

>gold healing with 4k as ana on 1 half
>guy was playing lucio the entire game

>>158141159
>pinkie_pie

I don't think there's any unit of measurement known to man that will describe just how autistic you are

>>158141159
fuck this made me laugh thanks anon

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>Roadhog ults
>he's discorded
>fly up in the air as Widow
>headshot him
>he switches to Winston

>>158141204
when did you take a picture of me?

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?>>??????

>be 2813
>get a leaver on my team after winning the first checkpoint
>drop to 2775

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Found an OP picture for the next thread

ok what the Fuck is going on, is this game going down the shitter? matchmaking times are fucking ridiculous, and amount of friends on battle.net i have playing has gone from 20+ to literally 1 on weekends

is it seriously already dead

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Finished my placement matches with 5W/5L and got this
Did I do good?

>>158141551
>gold
No

>>158141551
Slightly below average but not by much. You should be able to climb and it'll become more accurate after about 20 games

>>158141521
I'm not having any difficulties getting games. Comp is almost instant.

BF1 did just come out though.

>>158141482
>not d.va

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>>158141065
He just doesn't know how to reload.

>Mei has a "skating around" intro
>she can't actually skate around in game

Unacceptable.

>>158141521
check your calendar m8, battlefield1 released yesterday

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>>158136178
I didnt get it for the skins mainly

>>158141623
>plat
>average
No. 3000 is top 10%, 2500 is top 25%

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>>158141650
1. Why does Hana get 2 ice creams

2. You reload by meleeing, idiot

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>>158141204
Me. Progress is quite slow, though.

>>158139125
>but Genji can get Winston down to like 1/4th health in a 1v1,
What are you in fucking bronze? Winston and Mei rip Genji a new asshole

>>158141065
Those are not shells but grenades, i think. He throws one in museum short.

>>158141756
I doubt that anon. I'm 3k and pretty poop.

>>158141756
Oh right I forgot 90% of the playerbase are complete shit

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Have I made it out of elo hell?

>>158136178
Slipstream is literally the only good tracer skin

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>>158141979
No, 2800-3200 is the worst

Better take off that player icon before god punishes you.

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>D/C from placement match twice

>>158141756
2500 is top 49%

>>158142004
the only way i can play tracer is with the T.Racer skin, tracers annoying ugly shitface just pisses me off to much

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>>158138128
>xbox

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>>158141859
>>158141913
>>158142118

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>>158142004

>>158142160
retard

>>158142072
Well, that's getting nobody placed well.

>>158138128
>Oh well. There's always an oasis in the desert. And for that oasis, I offer my xbox GT: Girseph

is this serious

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>>158141979

The only way out of elo hell is to play with a 6 stack.

>>158142213
Nobody asked you about your intellectual disabilities, anon.

>>158141665
>>158141636
bf1 has less than 1000 players though

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>>158142281
>people smurf for fun
>everyone who made it to GM can climb back there easily solo
>im gold because my teams are bad!

>>158142004
punk skin best skin

>>158142325

lies

>Hanamura
>Team focuses on turrets instead of the Pharah that keeps killing them.
>Go to the entrance and keep sniping the turrets away as Ana, hoping that team will decide to storm in.
Just fucking go in at once! I can only heal you and take out obstacles so much.

>>158142368
Give an example besides ster.

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>Zenyatta is probably the best hero I'm good with
>Don't find him enjoyable to play
Ana is just so much better and other roles than support are funner too.

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>play reaper for first time in ranked
>all these elims and souls
is this the power of thighs?

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>>158136361
>thicc mercy

FUUUUCK

I will just leave if I get temple of anubis in comp

Ill wait till my teammates will get the loss too though

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How do I into d.va senpai?

She's one of my worst characters. I can do okay at tanking and blocking with my shield, but I never get more than 1-2 kills (usually 1 or 0) with my ult and just generally don't feel like I have an impact when I play her compared to a tank like rein or even roadhog.

Will Blizzard ever fucking fix Junkrat's faggoty trap pull-in?

>>158142658
dont

leave her to me

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>stopped playing for months
>come back
>find out i missed my chance to get qt blonde zarya skin

FUCK MY LIFE

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when event end
pls respond

>>158142772
November 1st

>>158142772
1st

>>158142658
You do the same thing as Winston except worse

>>158142658
Chase after squishies

>>158142658
Save her ult for when enemies decide to storm in, or activate it when a group least expects it.
Practice makes perfect.

Maybe a grandmaster smurf can literally 1v6 a team of rank 2000 people, but no way someone whose true kill level is diamond can carry a team of average players vs another team of average players. Also having a leaver or troll is pretty much an instant loss

>>158141065
Little seasoning containers.

>>158142658
If they have a roadhog harass him.
I love getting 25% ult everytime they use their heal.

Who is the best support to carry?

>>158142719
Don't worry, Zarya will be nerfed to Soldier 76 status soon anyway

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Pyramid building dyke

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>>158142658
Same here, except totally opposite, I almost never user her shield because I'm a shitter, but know how to decently nuke enemy team.
Sometimes the ult is about area denial, not actually getting kills. In my opinion.

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>>158136019
>Dragged from mid diamond to ELO hell
irl friends are the worst...

>>158142528
>Don't find him enjoyable to play

He has a very boring kit. Every other character you press shift, E or rmb and they do something different but Zen only throws balls with identical animations in all of them. He is very strong but boring to play as. Only his charge is fun but nobody uses that because is better to discord and throw regular balls to kill faster.

>comp
>shit map comes up
>someone immediately leaves

thank you based rando

>>158143184
B.Va has a stinky crotch!

>>158142772

November 1. You have 1 week left to get what you want. I am only missing the Ana skin. I dont even play her but its one of the best looking skins.

>Playing QP
>A Reaper decides to target me the whole time.
>Waits near the spawn point just so he can kill me.
What did I do? I didn't even attack him once when he started.

>>158142118
if you went by overbuff or other stat websites, the percentile is much lower
bad people don't go on those sites to check out their rank, so your rank and stats are always going to be lower than they actually are

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>we lose because the 5-stack on our team can't kill a single pharah, or the mercy that's pocketing her.

We didn't even reach point B on anubis because of the inbred double nigger lobotomy subjects. Fucking hell how can people play This fucking poorly?

WHAT ELSE CAN ONE SOLO QUE BOI DO?

TELL ME

TELLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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>>158143358
>1 week left to get 3750 coins

>>158142995
yeah i hear she is fotm

at least mercy isn't getting played as much

>>158143463
Why didn't you kill them, anon?

>>158143463
if you want to consistently single-man carry, you need to learn how to play mccree and click heads. he can deal with a rein's shield, flying pharah/mercy, anything

if i could fucking click heads i would just play csgo, not this garbage

>>158143259
>comp
>payload match
>enemy team completely takes over the first point within the first minute
>someone leaves with 3 seconds left on the match cancel countdown so we don't take the lost
Thabk you based rando

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>>158143141

>>158143408
BELL FUKKEN CURVE MUHFUGGA

>>158142417
if you go to the server browser and remove all filters, there's only like less than 100 servers with 64 players and a few with 24 players

>started playing 3 days ago
>lvl 15
>no legendaries, just 2 mythicals
>cool event happening with cool skins
>by statistics 10 crates = 1 legendary or more
feels fucking bad man

>>158143358
I'm missing every single skin, this game won't let me have them

>>158143587
I don't understand how that affects anything
those sites suffer from bias based on the people who consent to having their stats taken, so everyone on overbuff and masteroverwatch is slightly better than those sites say

>>158143141
seems like the artist took inspiration from howls moving castle

What Halloween skins are you guys now missing?

I'm only missing Reaper, Junkrat, and Ana's skins.

>>158142974
You can't spell 'Reyes' without 'Yes', scrub

>all mercy legendaries have unique lines when she ults
>witch mercy still says "heroes never die!"
>witch mercy nps says "my servants never die!"

blizz is so fucking lazy

>>158143396
>Playing qp as Tracer
>other team switches to Roadhog, Tracer, McCree and chases me the whole match
>they lose because too busy chasing me

>tfw in Germnay it's gonna hit 23th Oct in ~~10 minutes

SOMBRA SOMBRA SOMBRA

>>158143686
its already confirmed that they will transfer the line

Is Bastion on top of the attacking payload with Rein shielding him a good setup?

>>158143746
23 already in Russia

>>158143686
>>158143749
i just like how they're so autistic over there it just didn't naturally come to their minds to just add it to the skin itself and not just the gamemode

>>158143783
Can confirm - playing sombra right now

>>158143772
for plat maybe

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wew lad

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>>158143681
You can't spell heartbeak without art

>>158143746
blizzard are going to update on a sunday

Hanzo didn't believe in love at first sight.
He could believe in lust at first sight, as something that might happen for other people, but never for himself. Even though he believed it existed, he had never understood it as it had never happened to him. He had been in a relationship when he was younger, as had been expected of him, and while he had enjoyed the girl's company enough he had never truly been interested in her, and the feeling had appeared to be mutual. When traveling alone across the world, Hanzo had come across plenty of people who had been attracted to him, but he had never been able to reciprocate their desire.
And then, when he arrived at the Watchpoint on Gibraltar courtesy of his little brother, he met Jesse McCree.

>On defence
>1st point gets capped
>Preparing to set up on the 2nd point
>Mercy has respawned and begins to run back to 1st point while spamming "My ultimate is ready"

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>>158143867
Plz no bully Gabriel - he has suffered enough. Show him your love

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http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749817920

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>>158143863
these chinamen have gone too far

>>158143535
The problem with that is you rely on your teammates to heal you and support you. When your teammates just fucking vanish and leave you as the front-line you are shit out of luck.

Your team has to be at least somewhat competent o carry as McCree or anyone for that matter and if they aren't then you can go fuck yourself.

/ovg/, who do you main and why? I main reaper, because he is edgy, and also Zarya, because she is ФИЗКУЛЬT-ПPИBET

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>Dominating the match as porksidewalk.
>Enemy team all go to counter me, including an enemy hog.
>Still one shot them, including the reaper and hooking first hog.

Is there any other better feeling?

>>158143867
Just eat some souls you edgy fuck.

>>158144060
is it going to be painted?

>>158144079
no because you are clicking heads, no one can fight against you

the reason why mccree doesnt carry this way in top 500 or so is because everyone coordinates

>>158144118
it's a prototype, and these guys usually do transformers, so most likely yes.