SC2 ADMIRAL

gook

gook

gook

>>157988761
>>157988787
>>157988830
*syt*

this little gooky went to market

>>157988918
spoiler that shit

dusty is teaching me about insurrance on stream

we fucking hate him and don't watch him

destiny is our guy

hey goys

i wanna fap but i need suggestions!!

how do you spell 'destiny' again? B-T-F-O?

>>157989560
hi rabbi

nigger pubes

ummmmmmm is civ 6 any good

lol no

kfapping!!!!

https://youtu.be/-7povPlaPQU

i hope tb doesn't die...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohVfcx2u0Sk

>>157990274
not watching
>>157990291
not watching

ya know before i met my wife i always felt incomplete but now I'm finished

better him than me know what im saying

>>157990465
didn't even read this post

>>157990554
no

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how do we save /scv/

>>157990970
why did you stop capitalizing How

>>157991020
trying to hide the fact that he's a fucking newshit

>>157990970
what's wrong with it?

how do i get an invite to a private tracker for tv shows?

the /scv/ learning curve is too steep
we need to make it more accessible to encourage new posters to come and join us

lets start by showing your support for this post

>>157991112
post your email :)

>>157991195
-1

scv is the grand strategy of generals

contract bridge

>>157991279
[email protected]

i really did send a letter to that address in detroit

we emphasize with pederasts here

did you send the invite yet?

plx

i don't empathize :\

>>157992320
woopr...

first of all woopr is a cute girl

i got zero invites sorry mate :(

my cat keeps sneezzing

and secondly

lastly

but that's not all

in the third place

but soft! what light through yonder window breaks? it is the east, and /scv/ is the sun!

in the fourth reich

wonder what tinny is up to... at home all alone... omo

the sun rises in the east scv being the sun is a metaphor for our yellow fever

tinny's not alone hes not even allowed to turn the lights on

>>157992934
i just masturbated in the shower

havnt done that in years

i also shaved all smooth down there ;3

pigskin pubes

>>157993560
:O

court date tomorrow, wish me luck

>>157993847
fighting!!

>>157993649
*pisses in your mouth*

>>157994149
*GL;UG GLUG GLUG GLUG*
omo omo OMO OMO!

notakek...

remember double harvest model? maybe sc2 would have been alive if we used it

g-g-g-geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewk

i dont mean to gook but sometimes i just gotta

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>>157994676

what's double harvest?

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catch this you fatass gook nerds!

holy crap... westworld is rly good...............

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>>157995475
the mining model in wol and hots fails to reward players who expand beyond three bases, with the possible exception of gas heavy builds
double-harvest was a mining model intended to reward a player who spread the same number of workers across more bases by introducing inefficiency in the way workers mined resources

>>157995623
i heard there was a scene where a robot gets r*ped...

>>157995636
just use the bw method of mining

>>157995636
wow that's dumb. what is the point in that?

>>157995897
calling the jidf

idiot

https://gfycat.com
/ShamefulShinyHowlermonkey

omo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://gfycat.com
/PolishedOfficialGlassfrog

omo

*dabs*

*dubs*

>>157995865
well one of the issues with sc2 that people identified as far back as wings was that you could easily max out your supply on three bases with no real need to take a fourth and in fact no reward for doing so
so games would all follow a very similar pattern, both players expand at more-or-less the same rate and the game would be decided by one big fight at the end that only lasted a few seconds, not very interesting
the idea behind double-harvest was that a player who expanded more aggressively than his opponent would be rewarded with better mining efficiency and could take a significant lead in economy allowing them to trade inefficiently with a player who was "turtling" on two or three bases
in theory this would open up more strategic options for players and lead to more interesting games

*dibs*

*debs*

*daubs*

*GOOKS*

*dobs*

*dybs*

*diebs*

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why dont sc2 gooks look this cool

>>157996623
zest has a better body than that guy

no homo

I've recently found myself single after a pretty long time.

Sex with my ex bf was off the charts from the beginning. We had this great chemistry, I could cum multiple times right away, it was just mindblowing. Anyway, he dumped me a little while ago, and last week I slept with a guy I've known for about two years.

It was HORRIBLE. I've had my fair share of hook ups but never in my life have I ever experienced something so terrible.

First, I'm giving him a blowjob and he forces my head down for so long that I nearly throw up on him. I tell him to stop, he apologizes, I think whatever, heat of the moment and move on to PIV. Dude want it doggy style but he's fucking huge and it hurts too much, so we go on to 69. He sits on my face and basically forces me to rim him - it's something I've done before but I'd like to choose if and when to perform the act, thank you very much. Then I basically kick him off of me and say that I'm really not feeling it. I proceed to walk home alone at 3am.

0/10 would not fuck again

P.S. How the hell do I get this gross feeling off of me? How do I refrain myself from associating this horrible experience with hook ups in general?

>>157996837
disgusting

>>157996392
oh no, i wasnt saying double harvest is dumb. i meant hots/lotv is dumb. i don't understand why they have that system in place.

where does he find these posts o.o

umu....

>>157997102
what posts?

i found this one right here
>>157997102

>>157997167
our little gumshoe :3

>>157996994
well during legacy development blizzard mentioned once or twice that they'd look at alternative ecomonic and mining models and claimed to have tested them internally but in their comments it always seemed as though they didn't actually understand the problem and eventually they dismissed double-harvest and its successors as not making any positive difference
what we ended up with in legacy is essentially "fewer resources per base" which is another model the community tried years ago but found it lacking

whats the story here?

back it up
back it up
back it up

*has hearthstone installed*

*has wow installed*

*has overwatch installed*

*has diablo 3 installed*

*has hots installed*

*doesnt have sc2 installed*

lol

hots is sc2 tho

>>157997534
missed one time to install

but will he have diabotical installed... HmmStiny

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>>157997601

>>157997534
same here minus overbotch

ah we love destiny dont we :)

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>>157997935
well he is our original guy :))

>>157997964
ew dude

tattoos are gross

*wgirls are gross

>>157998147
totally

i'm going to kill myself this weekend

>>157998412
>this weekend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzTuBuRdAyA

*writes a cover letter*

heh, i'll get the job for sure this time...

when im gooked up thats the real me....

when im gooked up i cant see... (because of slanty eyes)

i took a pill in ibiza

i took a gook in ibiza

>>157999190
where?

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how can i look like this

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>WCS Global Playoffs 6d 8h 30m

>>157999690
clean eating

holy FRIG westwood is so freakin COOL

>>157999727
i had two mcchickens today (one with the bun, one with just the chicken) some slices of salami and some peanuts

is that clean?

>>157999690
sit in the sun for 3 hours without moving

>>157999728
westworld*

someone send me a email

gook

the killers

>>158000523
pretty alien~

>>158000523
ching chong aha

shes one of those plastic monsters :/

dnw

>>158000793
ya its a shame

cutting up your face because you think you're ugly... why are my fellow feminists silent about this atrocity?

>>158000948
it's called freedom of choice

if you want to be (((pretty))) you can be for 4899.99

>>158001221
do you honestly think this monster >>158000523
is pretty? these girls are being lied to

>>158001347
my grandma got a nosejob when they were visiting korea

the first thing my grandpa said was "I liked it better before"

women are retarded

>>158001642
I thought you said grandpa and in my mind i imagined him getting it during the korean war 60 years ago like koreans had the technology back then

did you know that the first rhinoplasty surgery was performed in india?

>>158001745
had*

how many hours of sleep do you normally get? be hones

9 hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUT07eZoXPw

heyyyyyyyyy im wwwwwwwwokkin hiiiiia

ey! ey asshole!

what is this? gook food?

>>158001846
i always make sure to get 9 hours but today frigging mom woke me up early

our one true literal guy

lemme try one of them bahzhells

i wish i was quick witted and funny like you guys...

>>158002918
+1

lemme ask ya something where do these bagels come from is this a japanese thing? is this gook food?

/is this gook food?/

find ur tribe

are tribal tattoos still in?

someone please send me an email

no tribal tattoos are out we're doing the 3D tattoo thing

have you ever seen a gook in real life?

I just want to say how glad iam you faggots are out /v/.

what the fuck are these things? what is this like a round piece of bread?

>>158003510
what are you watching?

all me

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>>158003476

>>158003556
destiny

good morning 'zii :3

>>158003638
we don't watch that loser here

i hope he has a great day at work :3

>>158003694
more like looser lmao

we watch destiny here

>>158003694
-1
yes we do

our guy TB is gonna cast wcs :3

rip sc2 lol

>>158003797
i don't support people with low energy immune systems

>>157990274
12 mins in and nathanias hasn't given a single opinion

literally our autist

>>157990274
holy crap, tb looks like shit

>>158004064
hes literally dying dude

the chemo is killing him faster than the cancer would have

reminder not to get modern cancer treatments you can cure cancer naturally

>>158004158
>you can cure cancer naturally
how?

>>158004189
420 blaze it ahaha

>>158004189
good question. I know its possible though, we've known about it for years if i ever get cancer ill let you know

>>157999707
oh my~

extreme doses of vitamin C are proven to kill cancer cells

>>158004207
LAWL xD

what has vitamin C? bananas?

>>158004189
vegan diet

c stands for cum

>>158004356
oranges!!!

pine needles!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>158004391
ooh fun fact about pine needles. chew them shits after you have a cheeky smoke and it'll erase the smoke breath so nobody can tell you smoked

sarw it in a movie

<vitamin C
what if cancer is just dire-scurvy?

cancer isn't scurvy

*takes an extreme dose of vitamin c*
*dies*
at least it killed my cancer too x_x

u cant die from eating oranges rofl

my neighbor od on oranges once

cancer might be internal scurvy

should i do lewd stuff to my butt or is the regret not worth it

we keep our black cherries intact

>>158004791
thats how you get hemmies

my black cherry is more of a raisin at this point, lol

https://youtu.be/RKmS9CmCdGM

gonna have a quick kfap

>>158004991
did you ever get the hemmies

>>158005190
i got em...

>>158005216
:/
now im scared

>>158005321
got the hemmies from sitting on my ass all day tho reminder to take breaks from the computer

>>158005216
do they itch?

>>158005216
did your mom find out?

>>158005365
they do actually

how do i take breaks from the computer, if it's all i have???

seulgi

put a second computer in another room to use while you're taking a break from your first computer

that's silly~

>>158005587
just walk around for 5 minutes every hour or so

>>158006029
does getting up to take a piss count?

>>158006054
if youre pissing for 5 minutes sure

i got really drunk last night and some woman kept hitting on me

i lead her on for almost a whole hour before telling her i had a kgf

based me

>>158006105
i usually sit on the toilet and read twitter while i'm in there (i piss sitting down like a fag)

>>158006321
omo what else do you do like a girl...

redditors are so retarded. they upvote literal advertisements from random people, and they do this because " hes a redditor just like me xPP " when in reality redditor is just a medium for people to sell their own products now

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>>158006496
psst, kid

wanna buy some tidepoolers?

>>158006614
fuckin love these things

>>158006614
idgi

>>158006614
no but i'll take a few of those chickie wispies

what is a doz?

>>158007181
12

unless its a bdoz in which case its 13

a bakers doz...

imagine a bdoz of zah

>>158007548
i dont have to imagine......................

peopel forget steve aoki remixed mr taxi

i went to get my antidepressants from my doctor but i think she wants to put me on a whole bunch of other stuff o_O

reminder ur causing permanent brain damage by taking prescription psycho meds

>>158007808
+1

if ive been playing some starcraft against bots for a bit, where would I find relevant build orders if i wanted to start trying my hand at ranked.

im a complete scrub

teamliquid dot nets strategy section

newsscoop:

the punks name was scot barnet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF7MjIPcz6s

>>158008087
http://lotv.spawningtool.com/build/

>>158008192
he sure tracks em quick

>>158007808
hbt...

>>158008087
>build orders
wait theres more than one
then why does every tvx game look the same

because you are bronze league

nova... her butt...

>>158008882
dyli...

do you LICK it

you now remember lister the tormentor

nova's butt slime

>>158009017
i like it a lot...

>>158009117
wwydti...

>>158009260
touch it... use it as a pillow... etc...

hookups

d.va...

do you guys ever get worried that your parents will call the isp and see all your google searches

uhhh... can you really call the isp to see your google searches?

i use duckduckgo ;)

>>158009709
yes... unless you use shady methods...

im shady as heck >:)

so all my searches are logged then....

im in deep shit...

>>158009709
yeah really fucked!!
stay smart

what did you search for...

http://automatedbeacon.net/

which of those was yours..

boygirls

probably sickzii looking for lolis

i searched for non-standard pornography...

if u wait till amurrica comes online then all the beacon starts showing is like "sister father incest" etc..

a lot of incest searches then..

>>158010112
word

>>158010138
like...?

i think they might have censored the beacon... usually it was full of porn searches...

>>158010247
genres of arguable legality...

>>158010368
sickzii...!

>>158010368
omo sickzii

>.<;;

>.<

>.<

>.<

>.<

omo.. someone just searched for a "gay maplestory guild"

is anyone searching for us? :3

https://www.teamupturn.com/reports/2016/what-isps-can-see

O_O

anyone searching for a boyfriend? :3

>>158010195
>sister father

brother sister or father daughter you gosh darned idiot

>>158010779
dont call him that

>nudelolita

sickzii...

>>158010693
someone seached for futanari

that's basically us, right? :3c
and "teenage boy"

maybe if they searched for 30+ year old fat boy...

how does this beacon thing work i cant see shit

>>158010882
press the play button idiot

>>158010882
allow the ucl thing...

big data..

"bigdickbitch"

that's us for sure

excuse for missing school lol

high heeled sissy men...

"gaywebcam"

omo

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worlds of wow..

hold on ima search some gross shit so itll show up in the ticker so we can all laugh at it

>sex with children

littletop lolitas


do these people even think???

its all sickzii

i just woke up and dont know whats going on

>>158011174
woah!!
it showed
"really gross stuff"

u did it!

walking around in littletops like some kinda crazy person...

we're big top people

>>158010754
what's upturn?

>>158011293
heh, based me

3d incest...

real life sex...

i guess im not that bad

we're being lulled into a false sense of normalcy here boys

dont forget, we're still terrible losers

>>158011284
yeah im lost as well

how sex works...

petticoat punishment gallery...

brave

baby swallows tobacco..

omo..

adult gay flash game

gay piss in ass
free tentacle hentai

can they tell if you fuck a "short" person up the butt?

plz spoonfeed me or i'll leave

dogsex licking...

>>158011835
open mouth~~~ aaaahnnn~~

here comes the air plane, hahaha

>underage nudist
>hairy fannies
>chinese bbw matures
so lewd

imgboard lolita

omo..

hes still looking for lolitas...

HEL P ME

>>158011974
i wonder what came up[

>>158012019
sacrifice yourself and let us know...

you can take prison, you're the tough one here

our guy

>>158012056
im too cute for prison

*takes prison straight up the butt*

>>158011835
has to do with beacons or something

life so shit guys
its shit because it could be so good
you know

youporn seems quite popular...

if life is giving u lemons search lolita imgboard and make lemonade

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>>158012173
he could have chosen to not matchfix...

a life of crime...

matchfixing was the right choice by him though..

prison is a lot like a locker room...
boys will be boys...

ahhh i figured it out. you guys made it seem so cool but it isn't

it WAS cool when we were using it, but not anymore

but we are more #aware now

?screen-wipe
we're in prison now

>>158012319
+1

getting caught was the problem.

>>158011923
>hairy fannies
fp is a hairless girl~!

hairy fannies is not bad

south jacksonville church of christ...
benefits of literacy...

fanny means vagina

americans think fanny means butt

either way, thumbs up

japanese preteen models

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

finally

idealboys


w-what are those?? i'm learning so much...

>>158013002
me

>>158013037
idealboy...

*brings a lobster cage to karamja*
:3c

3d loli porn...

newfapchan

so...

anyone have any new waifus?

>>158014610
ive been with my waifu for 2 years now

im sticking with sickzii

we are all alone here

i put salt in the pasta water and now the pasta tastes like salt

who in the fuck approves of this?

>>158015106
should have only put in a little you idiot !

has overwatch taken the play of sc in korea?

>>158015106
i put in a pinch of salt and a few drops of olive oil in the water so it doesn't stick together and the water doesn't foam up

>>158015106
it's /ck/ approved, meaning it's shit

you can boil at 100.2 celsius instead of 100 though

>>158015208
yeah as the dead esport lol

>>158015448
overwatch still has tournies tho

>>158015570
i said: lol

>>158015593
and im not laughing

>>158015635
thanks for the loser update lmao

it's 4:20
coffee of tea?

kinda feel like coffee rn honest...

>>158015793
fucking oRRR
damn man . . .

i cant believe i did it again

did what again you sicko???!

things... to my...

>>158016198
gross

>>158016198
omo..
in a surprised way...

omo has been ruined.. it always sounds wrong now...

gonna stick my omorod up your omohole and pour in my omojuice

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hi guys im your new namefag
my name is big belly but you can just call me bb

im just gonna call you stinky fartooner like the rest of them

>>158016825
+1

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>>158016825
>>158016889
but i shower every day and my friends have even told me i smell quite nice

stinky!

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im not stinky i swear come over here and smell me!!!! please!!

big butt... bb... our new guy...

*holds nose closed*

x________x

Im 20 minutes ahead of the schedule at work time to smoke a cigarette an loiter around heh

sickzii dont smoke!!!!

its real bad for you...

>>158017294
bb...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9nQUBm7p28

*puts my shades on*
aww yisss

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we dont like smoking or fedsmoker or destiny here we just like cute things like minhee and miqueena...

sickzii hates smokers

>minhee
we dont like ugly plastic monster whores rofl stupid stink poster

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minhee... *sighs*
as natural as her talent...

wish you died in mathew retard

>>158017810
those shorts are no good...

https://www.twitch
.tv/basetradetv

these new roach skins are pretty neat :o

not clicking on that virus stream scam

moron

yes you are

*performs cpr on sc2*

>>158018152
time of death... 1.1.2012

opengl...
amd...
not a good match...

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people watch bttv? lol? is chubber grubber even casting or just fatkin?

shut up stinker

gonna have to agree with the dumb stinker
we dont watch dumbkin here

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i shower everyday idiots! i bet you smell worse than me!

i was just pointing out that the roach skins looked cool >_>