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Join The Animatronic Family Edition

Previous Thread: >>157800357

>>>/vg/freddy

>Links to purchasables
FNAF 1 - 4: http://store.steampowered.com/sub/80443
FNAF Sister Location: http://store.steampowered.com/app/506610
FNAF BOOK: http://amzn.com/B019HC4EQ2
FNAF WORLD: http://gamejolt.com/games/fnaf-world/124921

>Links
Official Site: http://scottgames.com
Asset Rips: http://s.rtag.me/freddy
IRC: #FNAF on Rizon
Fan Booru: http://5naf.booru.org
Writing Archive: http://pastebin.com/fryFnrQ9
Voice Archive: http://pastebin.com/8mN8gJYP
List of Content Creators: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1clzZcsTzZzZh6EUFR-nmF4F7zHiXTCeB4AehZLF1OHs/edit?usp=sharing
Zeemap: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1978657

>NO NEW THREAD UNTIL WE HIT 750 POSTS OR 250 IMAGES
>REMINDER TO REPORT AND IGNORE SHITPOSTING
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Reposting asset rips for Sister Location for the new thread.

Sorted Textures: http://www.mediafire.com/file/09p1l50bwiy9ywu/Textures_Sorted.zip

Sorted Audio: http://www.mediafire.com/file/rdgx67o7ofhym8h/FNAF_SL_Sounds_Sorted.zip

Unsorted Textures: http://www.mediafire.com/file/jgb7f5r62dddxa3/FNAF_SL_Textures_%28Unsorted%29.zip

Unsorted Audio: http://www.mediafire.com/file/gz6z7gfdxdikrfo/FNAF_SL_Sounds_%28Unsorted%29.zip
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I like the idea of purple being a rapist.
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Finally finished part two, combined both parts and made it a single image. I'll add a linework-only version to the booru later.
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>>157939812
Gad damn, that shit got intense.
You're a fucking treasure, Rugrats.
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You ever fuck a bitch and right when you nut a screaming robot skeleton bursts out of her back? Shit 'll fuck you up.
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>>157942171
No
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>>157939812
This is the scariest piece of OC to come from the general. Ace's springtrapping and Nameless' suiting series come close but this is nightmare inducing.
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>>157942171
I mean, I'd be down with it. Maybe they can join in for round two?
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Why is this general insistent on believing Funtime Foxy has a dick?
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>Zeemaps again
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>>157945494
Why do all of you idiots constantly fight over what genitals a robot animal should have?
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>>157946012
You don't want to hang out with me, do you anon?
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>>157945494
I see no dick.
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>>157946912
Shh, no screaming. I'll show you
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>>157946912
Look at that fluffy tail...
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>>157947173
Pretty sure that's metal, not fluffy at all
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>>157947173
How do you suppose that tail works anyway? It certainly doesn't look all that fluffy. It seems to be one solid object like the rest of his suit, so my guess is it's just a single sculpted piece of plastic that can only be articulated at the base.
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>>157947442
Why would you say that
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Remember when we thought he would be a tentacle monster or a spider scurrying around?
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The cocked crusader is a good title.
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>>157948508
Cuz they're animatronics?
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>>157939812
>throne man
>Golden Freddy
>that sea of skin(?)
>puking robots
There's so much Loreā„¢ here, and I can't understand a single drop of it.
Nevertheless, that was pretty cool.
Foxy shivering is kinda cute, no homo
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>>157939346
>tfw you never will
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>>157939812
Nice comic, it's been a while since we've last seen Golden Freddy.
I'm probably using the word wrong, but I feel like there's something ironic about how of all the ocfags featured in the Crisis/Weaver pirateworld comics, one of the few left out is also the only one still making them.
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>>157948995
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>>157951868
>the guy who isn't part of the circlejerk and actually enjoys making content and not simply being showered in praise and attention is still making content
What a surprise.
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>>157948905
Honestly would've been a bit scarier than the goofy mess of recycled textures biped thing it turned out to be.

Was it ever explained ingame what Ennard was, anyway? How it was controlling the robots, how its mask got in the main lobby, what it even was originally? I feel like it just kinda showed up and no one bothered to mention what the hell it was doing there.
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Any lewd requests?
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>>157954596
baby facesitting
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>>157953845
There was a fifth animatronic that was OoS.
That animatronic, or Baby, decided it wanted to escape this Robot Hell and hatched a plan to take everyone with.
They get everyone scooped and their personalities mixed together along with some of their endos.
Ennard, the conglomeration, was born.

The mask was either the OoS animatronic's face, or just a mask he nabbed to wear for whatever reason.
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>>157954596
Can we get some fem freddy in a night gown? Or Bonnie?
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>>157954596
Ballora nude, anal
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>>157954596
Anything funtime freddy related
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>>157954596
Funtime foxy kissing baby
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>>157954596
Crisis's Toy Chica and your FemFreddy each getting fucked
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Why and how did this general get so slow?
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>>157958220
I'm sleepy
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>>157958220
They mostly come at night, mostly.
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>>157954596
your interpretation of the cocked crusader
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>CASE Animatronics' achievement for beating the game without checkpoints(Hardcore) has been earned by 0.9% of players
Gonna flip a coin to determine how much I hate myself.
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>>157958220
Because it's centered around an indie game
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>>157959186
Absolute madman
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>>157958220
I'm going to take a nap
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>>157958220
The hype is dying down again. Nothing wrong with that either; SL was surprisingly good for traffic, but it couldn't keep up forever.
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>>157961760
>I'm an anon who likes to snooze
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>>157962519
I hate alram clocks
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Quickie, may redraw the legs and left arm and color when I have more time.
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>>157954596
Something with Circus Baby
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>pg 8
Man the hype really has dumbed down. Sucks to because this is one of my favorite generals for "obvious reasons"
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>>157939805
ok
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>>157965125
What a shame. The day the general dies, so too dies the Baby lewds
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What happened to Fridge? last I saw he was taking coloring requests like two thread ago and now he's just gone.
I know we get enough lewds here as it is, but I really liked everything he was doing.
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>>157965525
Relax, probably busy.
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>>157965525
Such is life. First time he came around, he dropped a couple lewds, then a few teasers for a flash animation, then the animation itself.
And just like that, he was gone, like an angel's kiss. Until he showed up again, recently.
It's quite plausible that he simply fucked off forever again, but I like to believe he wouldn't leave again without finishing the coloring request.
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>>157965650
I'm not freaking out or anything; it'd just suck for him to disappear after having put out such good work over the past few days.
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>>157965837
I keep forgetting he was the guy who made that; it was probably the only time I ever found a foot related picture hot.
If he does come around again, I gotta be sure to ask him to do something else with that Toy Bonnie.
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>>157966021
>I gotta be sure to ask him to do something else with that Toy Bonnie.
My nigger. Fridge relit my love for the little blue gay one.
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>>157965837
Man, that animation was the tops.
I think I still have the update pics on my backup hard drive.
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>>157963689
Gotta love this lil fucker
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>>157965525
>>157965837
You guys are so fucking clingy.
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>>157967916
That's what she said!
Oh god, I'm so alone.
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>>157967916
Okay sure, we get a lot of lewd artists coming and going through here all the time; but Fridge had that rare trait of being consistently enjoyable with almost anything he touched. Even his gay stuff was great to me, and I almost always hate gay stuff.
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>>157968867
It's always pleasant when a lewdmaker actually has a basic grasp on anatomy, proportion and perspective.
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goodbye, cruel thread
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>>157969042
Right? Fridge's stuff is sketchy as hell, but just the fact that he understands how to draw bodies posing and interacting makes all the difference to me. It's the same reason I like Beverage's stuff so much.

>>157969228
Goodbye, Anon. Remember to cut down your wrists and not across.
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>>157968867
I'm not even close to disputing what you say, but take it down a fucking notch. Homo.
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>>157968867
That's some real glowing praise coming from you, Edan.
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Plushtrap was dumb
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>>157970074
I don't get it. Edan's supposed to like gay stuff. Well, lesbian, but it falls within the gay domain.
If you're going to meme, then at least do it right.
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The SL robots are cute

CUTE
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>new baby art of her getting fucked
>it's shitty art
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>>157970972
Draw some of your own?!
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>>157970972
>new art of baby getting fingered
>263x238
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>>157971860
That sounds fun, actually
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>Springroll finished his fucking comic
Congrats dude. It was a joy to read.
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>>157970221
First of all, how dare you. Gay and lesbian are mutually exclusive gendered terms and your heteronormative privilege is trying to erase that. Check your homophobia, shitlord.
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>>157974306
sheeeit
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>>157973760
Is it really over, or is this just a cliffhanger?
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>>157974819
Yes.
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>>157975097
Well holy shit, now we can finally free my nigga Springroll!
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>>157973760
What a wiled and incomprehensible ride it was.

Wonder what he'll do next? Maybe something with his SpringBon?
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>>157975653
Maybe he could finally stop being stupider than the average 12 year old and finally learn how to ban evade
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Congrats on finishing your comic, springroll!
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>>157975653
>incomprehensible
Shadows played a game of chess with the lives of the employees and children of Fazbear's for the future of humanity as a whole. What's not to get?
>>157976772
>she got the necklace back
Aw that's sweet.
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>>157976416
I'm a bit new here so i've always been meaning to ask, why did Springroll get banned?
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>>157976927
But why did he tell it through a soap opera via GMod?
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>>157975653
>Wonder what he'll do next?

He's doing something with SL next.
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>>157977116
Are you implying that isn't the optimal way to tell any story?
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>>157954661
sorry for taking so long anon i hope you like it, and maybe i'll color this later.
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=38116
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>>157977694
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
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>>157977694
she is BIG
that means she has BIG THIGHS
SIT AND SQUAT
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>>157977694
thicc
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>>157977694
Shes a big girl.
Dont stop
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>>157977915
For you.
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>>157977694
I was just memeing but holy shit thats god teir
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>>157977878
>not SQUATS AND OATS
dyem?
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>>157977694
>maybe i'll color this later
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>SL has done nothing but introduce violently intense THICCposting
Wouldn't have it any other way
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>>157946912
>>157947457
Funtime Foxy hides her dick by tucking it back between his legs and sticking that tail of his on it
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>>157978452
What if he gets a boner though?
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>>157978452
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>>157978302
It really gives my life meaning to see new Baby lewds
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>>157978452
>>157978564
>you will never encounter Funtime Foxy in his hallway, flashing the lights
>you will never see him, erect pink cock throbbing between his loins in the open
>you will never laugh uncontrollably as he tries to act scary in spite of it
>you will never point and laugh at how hilariously small and girly his penis looks
>he will never run off in shame, covering his nethers but nonetheless incredibly aroused by the humiliation
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>>157980091
THICC
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>>157980091
Babeet
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Hey guys.

So remember the soccer thing we've been doing the past two years? It's coming up again in about a month and a half, but signups for it are opening on Sunday and they can fill up pretty fast. If you don't know what I'm talking about, basically it's a weird tournament thing where a bunch of people make football teams based on /vg/ generals in Pro Evolution Soccer to play fake non-player-controlled soccer matches at each other. I have all our previous matches up on Youtube over here if you wanna see examples.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynTRkiodzSs&list=PLGovYT4I1kmCdjFyOmrTvelahhJmHOaBm

First question is do you actually want to sign up? Let me know, cause if literally nobody wants to, I'll respect that. Also I should mention I'm about 95% positive this'll be the last time I manage the team, since I feel like interest's waned since our victory in 2014, and I don't want to keep dragging it out if people don't have interest. Maybe I'll change my mind, or better yet someone else might wanna manage instead or you guys just wanna play on autopilot or something, those're options, too, but otherwise this might be our last go.

Also, I'll run a poll like I do every time for things like updating player names (our current roster's in the image) and maybe updating music or other things. For now though I wanted to see if you guys had any suggestions for new memes and name changes you might want to see. These are some I figured might be good, let me know if you have any new memes or ideas that you'd like to see in the poll, I know there's a fair amount to use out of SL.

>One Funko Mangle
>BAWN BAWN
>I'm In Love With a Chicken
>Eggs Benedict
>William Afton
>Ennard is Purple Guy
>Ennard Did Nothing Wrong
>Two Timelines
>Exotic Butters
>I Kidnapped You
>The Baby Isn't Mine

Also yeah I wanna draw more, especially Funtime Foxy, just juggling everything around until I have time.
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>>157980558

I'm all for it. You managing out team made me watch and made me realize I like soccer.
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>>157980558
I'd recommend adding "SCOTT IS A HACK" and/or "THE LORE IS RUINED"
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>>157980091
Draw lewds of this design pl

>>157973760
I'm proud of him sticking with the general despite the mods blocking him at every turn and finishing a project just through the booru and tumblr by extension. Reading it in bulk is a lot of fun, like a fever dream.
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>>157980558
Only if you're up for it, coach.
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>>157980091
Boby
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>>157976973
We honestly don't know.
He just was; then it got lifted; then he was banned again.
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>>157980091
kirkus bab
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>>157978629
Crisis, where is Original Flavor Freddy in your AU
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>>157958220
Dump Freddy images
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>>157980091
do you hate Pupper
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>>157981565
Running a quaint bar.
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>>157980091
/r/ pupper and baby death battle
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>>157981745
I'm glad he's finally happy.
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>>157981145
Yeah I'm up for it! At least definitely for this upcoming tournament.

If we end up doing really well somehow and the response from here is really positive, I might consider managing more next year, or at least actively try to find someone to join/replace me.

Of course anyone else is free to speak up if they'd want to manage the team instead after this upcoming tournament for 2017 onward, I'd be more than willing to help out and teach and give all the accumulated stuff that the team has.
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>>157981065
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=38117
>>157981662
Nah. I regret rolling with referring to him as "pupper" though. A bunch of people started doing it and I just kind of accepted it. I've grown tired of it over time to be honest though. I've used the term to refer to him several times though so whatever.
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>>157981902
who said he's happy?
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>>157982141
>that lewd
hmmm

>I've grown tired of it over time to be honest though
well, you are a bit of a huge fucking faggot, so no surprise there
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>>157958220
I'm waiting for the hype train to die off a little so I can get back to the usual furries with lines business.
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>>157981902
Me too.
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>>157980558
I wish you would just call it football.
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>>157982269
pee on my dady
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>>157982668
Bro that's fucked up
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>>157982141
Wow. You actually lewded the design. I'm surprised and pleased.
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>>157980091
Sirces Bub
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Someone post comics
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>>157965305
We don't NEED a general to make baby lewds. Anyone can make those without this shit hole. By the way, do you guys think the hype will rise back up when the custom night is released?
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>>157983652
A'ight
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>>157980558
I would trade all the fake football in the world for you to draw a FNAF pic occasionally and chill with the thread.
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Finished more refined Edge Cat.
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>>157983736
crisis please remake this.
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>>157983652
Well, since Springroll just finished his tonight, we can post every single comic he's ever made!
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>>157982457
Like which Chica you'd kiss on the beak?
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>>157983652
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>>157984109
So there's no Chica in Sister Location.
Rip in peace.
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>>157983925
Edges so sharp they pierce my heart
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>>157980558
I watched the games and was fairly hyped for them, it was also nice being on the most hated team thanks to our breed of cancer. Felt like underdogs.

Seriously though it's mostly up to you, if your heart isn't in it, we'll survive without Cup representation. I know it got a bit stressful for you at points there. Plus like some anon mentioned already, if it was a choice between Cup representation and having QD more active in the threads, I'd pick the latter every time. You faggot.
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>>157984168
A man can dream anon
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>>157983925
>Candy if she was in The Terminator

Not bad. Now do the MechaGodzilla-looking one.
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>>157983652
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>>157984290
could have been a good way to make chica not feel like a secondary
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>>157984429
Yeah
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>>157984771
>>157984771
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>>157982630
FĆ¹tbol, got it.

>>157983910
I'm always in here, I just don't name unless it's relevant. >>157830647 This was me, for example.

>>157984268
I'm into it still, but I'm just some faggot, it's supposed to be for the general's enjoyment, not just mine. Maybe we can be most hated again not that /utg/ don't have a manager although they'll probably still play autopilot
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>>157981794
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>>157985649
It's funnier when you read baby's lines in her british child voice.
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>>157985649
No, no, see, I think Baby was an AI who KILLED a girl. I don't think she WAS the girl.
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>>157986202
Who cares, this shit stopped making sense three games ago.
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>>157986202
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You know? After listening to from the Voice archive the content previous voicefags made, I kinda imagine some them in universe could be recorded in old tapes owned by Freddy Fazbear's pizza and that idea makes me tempted to actually make those recordings seem like they're put out as old tapes that one night/day either some animatronics or night guard decide to watch them and give some thought about them. Kinda like a "best of" voice fags in a way yanno?
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>>157986341
It stopped making sense when the fandom exploded the "lore" into some overblown monstrosity of headcanons and making every single little thing something of extreme "THIS IS IMPORTANT", like the whole "TWO PURPLE PEOPLE!? ONE IS PHONE GUY!" from 2. The story's easier to follow than a kid's pop-up book .
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>>157987172
This is a bad post
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>>157987172
Please be ironic.
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>>157987172
I agree.
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>>157987172
It's arguable worse than MGS's story and that's really saying something.
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>>157987010
I have a request.
an exploitable
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>>157987172
It was good for the first three games, but it completely shit itself and died from 4 onwards.
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>>157987810
>>157987586
>>157987434
Purple kidnaps, tortures, and kills kids.
Kids possess robots.
Robots kill guards.
Purple destroys robots.
Kids kill Purple.
Purple is now zombie.

What's so hard to understand?
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>>157988005
What's hard to understand is how these 2 could logically be the same person. William BLED in the final minigame/cutscene in FNAF3 when the spring locks on the Spring Bonnie suit went loose.

Ennard and William/Purple Guy/Springtrap can't be the same guy, it's impossible.
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>>157988519
Because they're not. 4 and Sister Location are part of a different continuity that takes elements from the previous games and the novel. That's why Purple's name is Afton and 4 is focused on in the pizzeria schematic and Private Room.
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Raise your hand to get a box like this
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>>157988818
Then who in the hell do we play as in SL?
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>>157989354
N-Nani!?
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>>157989354
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>>157989436
Same type of person we play as in every other game, some random mook caught up in a bad situation.
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>>157983652
>weebshit Foxy
>meme spouting Bonnie
>another Chica waifufag
>Freddy running like a bitch
>a black guard for diversity points
This artist for real?
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>>157989726
So some poor bastard whose kid died there?
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>>157983652
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>>157989974
You guys do know that Ennard only said those things to make you stop trying to defend yourself so he could drag you off to the scooping room, right? Do you also believe the girl's spirit possesses Ennard because it used the voice-mimicking ability to sound like her?
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>>157990235
I don't know what to believe anymore.
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>>157980198
Babeeb it.
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>>157990235
Next you're gonna tell me Baby doesn't actually make ice-cream and that whole thing was just a euphemism equating scooping to the larger theme of murder and abduction..
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>>157991475
Well, she does make ice cream, she said that herself and we saw it in the minigame. But it does also fit into the larger story of being gutted.
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>>157991367
y-you too
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>>157991367
>will never be that anon
It looks so right.

>>157991475
She does make ice cream, how else did she get the girl to approach? She lured her with ice cream then the kidnapping protocol took over. She has a fan to keep the freezer working and everything. Her right breast holds the dispensor, her actual chest is the ice cream maker. Her stomach is the holding cell beneath it. It's so small that the crane would probably break legs and arms trapping the girl inside but a torso would fit.

It's possible the sound of the ice cream machine would be louder than her muffled screaming as well. However, it would most likely be very cold as well.
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Can we just address the elephant in the room of how a bucket on a mechanical arm can not 'scoop' you. An endoskeleton cannot then enter your body and pass off as human.

None of this is logical.

Does Scott just not give a shit anymore?

How would this crane mechanism even 'scoop' the animatronics?
Why do they need to be 'scooped'?
Why do they need to get back on their stages if they get scooped later?
How are they unscooped?

I don't even care about the grand scheme of the plot here there are just a million fundamental problems. I feel like Scott's just going "it's spooky ooooo".
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>>157991367
>tfw listened to her night 4 dialogue every night since release and still get shivers
I'd happily let her wear me like a suit if my soul could stick around to hear her whisper to me till eternity ends. Fair trade-off.
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>>157992330
>How would this crane mechanism even 'scoop' the animatronics?
By scooping out the endoskeleton.

>Why do they need to be 'scooped'?
Quick and easy way to remove the endoskeleton.

>Why do they need to get back on their stages if they get scooped later?
They only get scooped if something is wrong with them. The technicians who carried Ballora inot the room said she had broken down again.

>How are they unscooped?
New/repaired endoskeleton inserted into the shell.

>I feel like Scott's just going "it's spooky ooooo"
Same as with the "brutally murdered kids' ghosts haunt robots and kill guards" thing.
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>>157992330
Being suited wouldn't work either, most animatronics are aluminum made, you'd get a concussion maybe but animatronic parts would break far before you would unless the angle was just the wrong way to somehow avoid your skull and have metal slit your throat. And springlocking is dumb. None of the killing methods would work in real life. FNAF has a sort of 'nightmare logic' to it where at the time it sounds plausible and so horrible you don't question it till after you turn the game off. Then you realize it's all Goosebumps levels of silly.
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>>157992614
You haven't answered any of my questions.
It's a crane on a hinge. How will that remove the insides of the complicated suits they're in any better than a human would? From what I can see all it would do is bend down and smack off the robot, probably damaging it.

>>157992675
I agree, but this installment kinda stretched my belief a bit too far.
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>>157992720
Have you seen the side-view animation of the scooper? It scoops upwards, cupping the torso endo part and pulling it out. The edge would need to be sharp to cut through connections and separate the endo from the shell.

And remember this is the universe where Fazbear's tells employees they're going to die and then hides their deaths and never got punished for it.
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>>157992939
I feel like me trying to accept it is me giving up on criticizing anything, I have to keep going "oh okay I guess".

I liked the new game as a whole. But these things really bother me.
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>>157993163
It's like I said before, people try to overthink or ascribe way too much to everything.
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>>157992939
>cut through connections and separate the endo from the shell
That's dumb as hell, then you'd have to fix it again or have a new one built. Shit's probably expensive.
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>>157989354
Is this from one of those creepy Japanese commercials?

>>157989436
I've always liked the theory that the kid from FNAF 4's sister is the one who was attacked and possibly haunts Circus Baby, and their older brother grew up to be Mike who takes odd jobs around his dad's pizzeria trying to uncover the secrets of what really happened to his younger siblings.

It doesn't have proof and it will never be canon and so it does not really answer your question, but I think it's a neat theory.
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>>157993454
But it's not overthinking. It's literally so much of a stretch to believe.
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>>157989354
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>>157993701
More of a stretch than haunted animatronics and a robot zombie?
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>>157993759
>that fucking pic
I may or may not be able to order fries at McDonalds ever again.
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>>157993778
When the setting is based on the concept of evil animatronics and stuff, that's fine. I'm thrown into this setting and it's the core concept so I'm okay with it.

I think some anon made a good argument the other week about Roommates and too many unicorns in the garden.

But here I just feel like there is literally no physical way that would make any sense. So okay your bucket flails at the human and what? There's no hole for it to scoop out of, there's nothing really for it to scoop. Human bodies don't work like that.

I feel like nobody wants to listen to me whine anymore so I'm gonna drop this argument. But yeah.
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>>157993926
Chinese bootlegs are the best.
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>>157994015
How is scooping a human such a hard thing to imagine? It slices into the abdomen and tears out the organs the same way it removes the endos.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYOc-LqkrsE
i wish this was purple mans story
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>>157994229
Pretty sure that one there isn't a bootleg
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>>157994303
Because there's a lot more to a human body than the guts. Bones and muscle tissue would have to be taken out as well, and that whole process would take more than Satan's cereal spoon to accomplish -and- leave the skin completely torn to shreds
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>>157994308
What does the front side say?
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>>157994694
Screw Houston! I'll bet he's prayin' to God right now!
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>>157994548
Pretty much something you just have to turn your brain off to or force yourself ignore in order to follow along to see what's next, eh?
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>>157994937
Thanks.
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>>157994548
Yeah, you're thinking way too hard about this. Just imagine it's like the Bug wearing Edgar's body in Men n Black.
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https://youtu.be/OXEVZTsq-z0

Found more Baby ASMR. Original script, the voice is off but given only two videos exist there isn't much to choose from. Sounds like a mix of Baby, GlaDOS, and Spooky.
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>>157965525

I know it's 7 hours late but I still have this thread open. I just have been doing other stuff. I did intend on coloring some of those requests which I started however.
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>>157994308
You've got to wonder what kind of environment or time period makes someone think any of these things are even marketable to kids. Holy shit these are depressing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAJzF8QIlQQ
>live at mangle
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>>157994229
>>157994308
These and other "bootleg" toys found on the internet, are unfortunately not actual toys. They're projects from some pompous artist that thinks he's critiquing consumer culture or some dumb shit.
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>>157965525
>>157965837
>>157966021
>>157966108

Something to tide you over until the others are finished.
http://i.imgur.com/E55WMPi.png
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>>157988818
>4 is part of a different continuity

It's blatantly incorrect bullshit like this that confuses people even more and leads to retarded shit like "Foxy is gud guy". Stop spreading this dumb shit around
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>>157999747
If Afton in SL is actually Putple Guy and not just a cameo then 4 has to take place in an alternate continuity. It's basically the one point of contention that's causing all these problems.
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What the fuck was his problem?
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>>158000595
>In this last chapter of the Five Nights at Freddy's original story

That's directly from the FNaF 4 Steam page. SL might be an AU, but considering how well it ties in with 4 that seems very unlikely. I also don't see a single reason why Afton being Purple would mess up anything up at all
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>>158000595
>Putple Guy
It's Purple Man, you idiot.
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>>158001059
I agree he's an idiot, but are you seriously going to give him shit over that tiny mistake? Really?
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>>158001059
>Purple Man
It's William Afton, you dunce.
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>>158001885
Only in the books, you buffoon.
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>>157882206
1/2
>Faz looks up from his meal and feels mild alarm at a tipsy Mike giving a wink
>doing his best to ignore this unexpected situation he takes a drink of water
>"I bet you were handsome before your, well you know," Mike suddenly slurs
>choking on the sip, Faz feels less safe at Mike stumbling over, napkins in hand, at his coughing
>waving off the chattered concern and praying no stitches tore, he's thankful Bonworth's not around to see this and Cheeky's in her room
>Mike remains a little too close for comfort after the small mess is cleaned up
>Almost endearingly, he goes right back to saying the wrong things
>"But yeah I bet you were a real looker for the girls."
>A lopsided grin from lopsided lips
>"Are you a girl, Mike?"
>a blush that has nothing to do with alcohol spreads across Mike's face
>"No..."
>Faz gives an internal sigh of relief
>"Surely at least one guy thought you were good looking, right?"
>Jeremy making a house call would be preferable to this torture
>"Mike, you're drunk...and don't call me Shirley."
>dear god was he getting closer?
>"I'm just saying, if I was gay, which I'm not," Mike hastily clarifies, "I'd kiss you right on the-"
>quick reflexes saved Faz's life in the past and they save him again now
>A bandage takes the brunt of the blow, but he still feels lips press against the fur on his cheek

>Cheeky practically jumps out of her feathers at the bedroom door flinging open, letting loose a squawk of surprise
>fear quickly mixes with concern at Faz's cargo: one unconscious Mike limp in the bear's arms
>quickly leaping out of bed, she's at his side in a flash
>"What happened? Is he ok? Should I call for help?"
>staunchly refusing to meet her gaze, Faz's unassisted voice holds a strange note, "I'm not sure that's a good idea."
>a rash of some sort seems to be breaking out along his visible parts of skin
>oh, that's right
>turning around Cheeky grabs the blanket off the bed and covers herself
>"So now should I get help?"
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>>158003667
2/2

>"He's fine, just had little too much to drink."
>Cheeky smiles, "Guy can't hold his alcohol. Toss him over there."

>Faz carefully lies Mike down on the water filled mattress, bidding Cheeky goodnight before leaving her room
>it doesn't escape his notice she made no move to put a top on before climbing into bed beside Mike
>however that was none of his concern, especially when there was still a few bites of salmon waiting for him in the dining room
>settling back in his seat, Faz savours the taste of the seasoned fish, a rumble of contentment following each swallow
>all too soon his plate is clean
>licking his chops, Faz idly runs a claw around the rim of his glass, making a mental note to thank Mike for dinner
>it had been a long time since he'd eaten a meal so good and even longer that anyone had kissed him
>rubbing the spot, Faz decides that unless Mike remembered come the morning, he'd keep the memory private
>after all there was no reason to admit he enjoyed anything more than the food
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http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=38118
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>>157991367
YES
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>>158005201
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>>158005201
It's always a pleasure to see mizu art
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>>158005201
>Foxy/Mangle
Y E S
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>Scott says SL is canon
>game clearly indicates it is not

>Scott says Baby scares him
>Baby does literally nothing scary and doesn't even have a jumpscare

>Scott says SL will be his best game
>it's utterly middle of the road

>Scott says that Funtime Foxy's jumpscare is the scariest yet
>literally one of the tamest in the entire series, done by a faggoty fox boy to boot

>the entire fucking "I'm cancelling the game because it's tooooo spooky for you" bullshit

Does this fucker ever tell the truth
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>>158010078
He's an agent of chaos.
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Someday I'll get my own little Tammy from a shelter.
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>>158010078
It's called building hype, every game dev does it.
Remember
>It just works
>3000 hours worth of content
>Mod support on consoles
By any chance?
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>>157983690
It's one non-canon night. So no
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>>158012363
SEE THAT MOUNTAIN

YOU CAN CLIMB IT
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>>158010078
Yeah, for an honest christian he sure is a fucking liar.
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>>158010078
>>158012363
>>158013757
I have no personal qualms with Scott, but I've completely lost faith in his ability to deliver a satisfying product. He has every possible advantage a game dev could have, but instead pisses it all away in favor of making decisions so mind-boggingly awful that I literally cannot conceive why they were made.
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>>158010078
1. Game doesn't indicate anything clearly. Stop assuming things

2. Who are you to call someone a liar over things they find scary?

3. It's clearly the most gamechangig one

4. His joke to build up hype shouldn't be taken as a fact
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>>157993538
Actually it's from "Five nights at Ronalds"
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>>158014827
>Who are you to call someone a liar over things they find scary?
She isn't even physically in the game. There's nothing about her to FIND scary.
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>>158015382
Obviously her appearance. Even tho it gives off complete opposite vibes, maybe Scott is too pure to see it
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>>158016794
>Toy Chica's pronounced rack, curvaceous body, and wide hips
Nigga he knows. He's afraid of Baby's THICCness.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMcVwJpTSIk
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>>158019367
I'm hesitant.
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>>158020413
What do you have to lose?
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>>157998909
Hey! That's pretty gay!
8,5/10
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>>158019367
Probably my last favorite of them
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>>158010078
>le "funtime foxy is a boy" meme
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>>158022362
It's not a meme if it's true.
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>>158022603
What's it like being so objectively wrong?
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>>158022603
>Based on Mangle (Toy Foxy, the female one)
>Torso and hips slightly curved
>Gets called "she" several times, and only "he" once by an angsty teen AI (much like your average forum/tumblr/4chan user)

Your next post will be "It's not gay if it's a femenine dick"!
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>>157998909
You really like banana hammocks, huh?
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>>158003667
>>158003743
Pffft, that was cute.Despite the gayness it felt very inline with Roommates general tone.
Maybe Faz has actually been Mike's endgame all along.
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>>158024118
What the hell is going on in this photo? This looks cropped I think, mind giving a source?
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>>158024118
I wanna feed the chicken
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>>158025327
She's seductively eating a pizza to the delight of a crowed of children.
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>>158010078
SL is the best one.
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>>157998909
Can't tell if jockstrap or thong
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>>158025937
Holy Uncanny Valley, Batman!
At least he succeeded in making him look unnerving.
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>>158026219
Purple's best when he's a plain-looking guy who's slightly unsettling/off.
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>>158026532
Did they just take the Ellis model from L4D2 and go "yeah that'll do."
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>>158026532
Too bad this guy looks like he should be staring in a schlocky romantic comedy.
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>>158027015
How about this one?
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>>158025937
>>158026532
>>158027762

These just look like someone's bad attempt to make someone that looks edgy and generic "you don't know my past,,,,,,,,, im evil for a reason". Pitiful.
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>>158028514
Which is exactly what Purple Man is in the games. How should he look?
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>>158028834
I thought he looked like Rick Astley.
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>>158028834
Dude I think you just inadvertently called Purple a shit character

Ya played yourself
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>>158029226
You mean you couldn't tell this guy has been trying to stir up shit?
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>>158029226
Does he really need a deep elaborate backstory and character in a series of jumpscare simulators?

>>158029365
>any dissenting and questioning voices are only trying to cause problems! I'll say this every time I see someone not conform to our general!

Now THIS is shitposting.
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>>158028834
My honest true to god opinion is that the inclusion of the purple man character made the story easier to put into words, ultimately he's shitty and bad for the lore as a whole.
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>>158029572
I mean, hey, he's giving you the benefit of the doubt, man. If you AREN'T baiting, that just means you're stupid.
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>>158029572
You're just angry he didn't shitpost exactly the way (you) wanted him to.
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>>158029572
>what he said
"These pictures make Purple look like a generic edgy faggot, and it's awful"

>what you said
"Well that's exactly what Purple is!"

You just confirmed that Purple was a shitty, edgy character straight out of Tumblr. Straight from the horse's mouth nigga.
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>>158030419
... I can't tell. Is he supposed to be Batman? Or Darth Vader?
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>>158030139
Then why complain about people making Purple look like what his characterization is? Would you rather people do more Vincent and add quirks like toast and fear of needles to make him a deep complex character?
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>>158030419
>The Red Streak
>95% of his costume is black
Okay.
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>>158030875
>admitting that you unironically enjoy a shit character
And into the trash it goes.
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>>158031217
The name comes from what people see speeding away from the slumped over and humiliated bodies of criminals.
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>>158031217
>red streak
>implying he doesn't get naked and run across public areas while fighting crime
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You think the pizza at Freddy Fazbear's is any good?
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>>158031484
All the characters in FNAF have no characterizations, what's so rage-inducing about liking this particular no-character character?
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>>158031935
If it's anything like the pizza at Chuck E Cheese? Fuck no.
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>>158031935
They've gotta get business for something, and it can't be the entertainment. Hell, the whole restaurant in one just looks like a cafeteria with a stage. If you're not there for the food, what the hell else is there?
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>>158032025
You're contradicting yourself. You said that his character was an edgy emo faggot. Now you're saying he has no character at all. Which is it gonna be?
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>>158031935
I've always liked the idea that the reason why the place manages to stay in business despite all the deaths and faulty robots is the food. You can't see the kitchen in 1 to prevent any corporate secrets from escaping, while food comes from a central off-site kitchen in 2 for the same reasons.
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>>158032246
Stop
Responding
Idiot
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>>158032025
>Phone Guy
>Management
>Crying child
>Child's brother
>Fredbear plush
>CBPW Central AI
>Circus Baby
>Funtime Freddy
>Ennard

>no character
You full of shit, nigga.
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>>158032497
>stop talking about things I don't like, my eyes are incapable of going past things I hate, no discussion if anything I deem unworthy

Sure thing, tumblr
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Beware.
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>>158032731
Are you allowed to report people for taking the bait?
I feel like 4chan would be a lot better if people were punished for their stupidity.
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>>158032954
>see people talking about anything I dislike
>report them for baiting and responding to bait
>4chan now only has people who only talk about what I like

Sounds good, write to Hiro about it.
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>>158033102
See, this. Anybody who seriously responds to this should get banned for a few hours.
Think about how much the thread would improve.
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>>158033264
>thinking the person who suggested it was joking

I've seen this sentiment on every board several times a day.
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>>158032731
Go back to your pinboard, SDA.
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>>158030419
Is he a good lad?
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>>158030419
>not playing up his spooky robot/Russian origins and calling him the Red Scare
>not giving him a jet pack and calling him the Red Rocket
>not making him dress up as an elderly black man who stops crimes by faking heart attacks and calling him Redd Foxx
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>>158031217
>95% of his costume is black
>the 5% that isn't is a streak of red going down his face
The red streak.
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If you had to spend six hours locked in a pizzaria with one animatronic, which one would you choose?
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It's time for a VIP (Very Important Poll)
http://www.strawpoll.me/11475859
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>>158033986
>Red Scare
Fuck.
>Red Rocket
Already taken by someone else. But you'll never guess who~

>>158033575
Questionable. He stops the bad guys.
Quite excessively.
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>>158037278
Red scare is also used. It was a The Tick villain.
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>>158037278
So he's Midnighter.

>>158037470
Of you're gonna get that obscure than practically everything is off limits.
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>>158024542
Thanks.
>gayness
Ain't nothing gay about two guys sharing a lovely dinner together, anon.
>Maybe Faz has actually been Mike's endgame all along.
I can dream.
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>>158037278
Don't forget his trusty, flamboyant sidekick;
Pinko.
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>>158038191
Write more gay shit.
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>>158027762
looks like sid from toy story desu
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>>158041552
>desu

baka
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Now that the dust has settled, where does SL sit in the timeline?
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>>158044276
Now that the dust has settled, what does your dad's cock taste like after he blows a load in your face?
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>>158044567
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>>158044663
That bad, huh?
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>>158044663
RIP mustache hair fagrabbit
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>>158046057
She had such a veiny cock.
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butts
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>>158046696
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>>158046696
>had
Well then, what happened to it?
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>>158047105
Well he did say "she." I feel it's pretty obvious.

She and the other Bonnie trade off who has the dick every friday.
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>>158047105
Stopped to eat at the wrong fast food place.
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>>158032954
See, it used to be that you could actually insult someone to get them to go away, but now they just want to stick around like it's some sort of weird masochistic fetish to be insulted by strangers on the internet. Like being insulted is supposed to be a normal thing that people do around here and doesn't mean anything anymore. It's how a lot of early cultures taught people to not do certain things, but I guess because there's no face to face interaction that the tactic has slowly stopped working. So no, it's not going to be a reportable offense, you just need to come up with more creative insults to tell people off.
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>>158048356
>See, it used to be that you could actually insult someone to get them to go away
Still works, but only if you're an OCfag.
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Man. Seriously. I'm on page 283 outta 462 of this Silver Eyes novel and ain't nothing happen yet but some boring ass people doing boring ass things and one of those boring ass people got snatched up.

Does it EVER pick up?
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Hey kids, a new comic for your facehole!
Previous parts here: http://imgur.com/a/Evzc2
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>>158049108
I'm hype as fuck and fully erect.
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>>158049021
>book literally gets zero praise or positive discussion in the thread, basically nothing is said about it besides how utterly atrocious it is
>buy it and read it anyway
What the fuck were you thinking?

No, it doesn't pick up, in fact it only gets worse. Just put it down and do something else. Possibly set it on fire and roast marshmallows so you can at least get something for the ten bucks you wasted.
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>>158049108
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>>158049021
It's legitimately awful. A few of our namefags read it and offered reviews, and about the only person who had anything truly positive to say was Ghost and even then he admitted it's a crappy Goosebumps novel stretched out over 500 pages.
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>>158048915
I was talking in general across all boards, name or otherwise.
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>>158049471
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>>158049513
I think Ghost only really liked it in a "The Room" sort of way. Like a "this is so unbelievably awful that it's entertaining to behold" factor.
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Why don't you guys move to >>/trash/? It's a lot slower there, and probably where you'll all end up when the game franchise ends.
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>>158049343
I was thinking it might legimsgely be FNAF in word form, but this... this is just terrible. All the fucking needless purple prose, those cardboard ass characters, fucking Charlie...

>>158049513
I can utterly believe that. Nothing is fucking happening. This shit could have been 150pgs and been still shit, but still shit.
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>>158049961
>when the game franchise ends.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>158049471
>it's slowly coming this way!
You memeing fuck.

>>158049662
>intermission
Does that mean no new updates for a while? Cause that would suck.

>>158049961
Because nobody want every thread to devolve into discussionless porn dumps and OC fanfiction.
We've been over this.
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>>158050043
If you want some genuinely good FNAF literature I'd recommend reading some of our very own writefaggotry in the OP's archive. (Though obviously avoid the lewd works if you aren't into that).

No one likes Silver Eyes though, not here, barring obvious baiters. The only people who like it are Reddit kids and Tumblrites. It's just a genuinely terrible book with no redeeming factors. I'd say it's like fanfiction, but even that's better.
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>>158038191
What's wrong with your faaaaace?
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>>158049662
>intermission
Welp, time for six months of radio silence
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>internet shits itself as soon as I finish posting comic
Oh golly, what luck! Looks like I'm on mobile.
>>158050292
>>158050987
No don't worry. It just means my comic's halfway done now. I've started working on my comic every single day now, so hopefully the second half doesn't take a year to finish!
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>>158046696
How veiny?
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RIP Rackham Thirst
2016 - 2016
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>>158049108
>>158049471
>>158049662
This comic, it was made for me!
Good as always, nice job Starchers
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>>158054793
It was a good run. But all things must come to an end
I blame the buns. They're too strong. The foxes can't even compete and the boids are now trailing them behind
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>>158054793
>implying ded
>>
I'm not gonna lie. I really like BonBon's voice.
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>>158053108
As veiny as a Manglefucker is hairy
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>>158055685
It's no Baby but it's charming
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>>158055685
>Nnnnnnope! No one is here!
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>>158055685
I'm not gonna lie. I really like Funtime Freddy's voice.
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>>158055831
>You must be hearing things, silly!
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>>158054793
I thought it had to do with Weaver becoming persona non grata.
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>>158057114
Why?
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>>158057114
>Weaver isn't welcome
Is this the "you can't quit, I'm firing you" approach?
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>>158057734
Hasn't that been the go-to way of coping with ocfags not coming round to this general anymore?
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>>157991367
wew lad
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>>158058294
The only OCfags that happens with are the ones who just up and leave to make OC elsewhere at the drop of a hat
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>>158058294
>Hasn't that been the go-to way of coping with ocfags not coming round to this general anymore?
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>>158058467
Ah, right, I forgot we only tolerate benefactors here that draw exclusively for us and only for us. Silly me for being a foolish hateanon and thinking that people might have more than one interest in their lives.
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>>158058467
>at the drop of a hat
lol
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>>158049021
its a crappy slasher movie in book form, what do you think?
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The End.
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>>158059352
I didn't realize half of those characters even had names.
>Brown Shadow Jeremy
>Weird tentacle thing
Man, there was too much shoved into this odyssey.
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>>158059352
>all those donutseels and references to other OCfags
In restrospect, Spring's comic was pretty fucking cancerous
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>>158059352
It's the end of an era.
I really gotta hand it to Spring for sticking it out all this time even when he couldn't post directly.

>>158059968
The sheer audacity made it enjoyable for me. The writing wasn't exactly stellar, but it was fun in the same sense that a campy B movie is fun.
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>>158059968
>>references to other OCfags

Except for Benis, what are you talking about?
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>>158060563
who is Spring? what did I miss?
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>>158060563
He's come a long way since the days of gmod porn featuring Mangle and Foxy.
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>>158061246
Springroll. Just finished a comic he's been doing for over a year through gmod and pixelart.
Not to be mistaken for Springtwerp or (god forbid) Springinator.
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>>158061479
I totally forgot about that.
I always think of the Springtrap/Chica comic as his first foray into lewds.
Now that he's done, maybe we'll see more pixel porn outa him. That thing with Sy Bonnie was surprisingly hot, and he's already done a lot of teasing with his Springbon.
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was it ever explained what the deal was with funtime Freddy?
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>>158062506
What do you mean?
I didn't realize he had a deal.
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>>158062256
>Genitals are to be concealed during ALL SHOWS
Well, almost all.
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>>158062506
Yes, the rumors are true. He was manufactured with two penises.
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>>158062581
Hes the only one with no introduction, stage, or shock collar. He's also ominously purple and wears a Bonnie puppet like the purple guy. There's a kid inside of him in the blueprints. Also bonbon's eyes are purple like the egg's in the end.
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>>158061852
where can I look at it?
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>>158064038
Where do you think?
Check the booru, dummy.
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>>158064038
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=springroll

It appears to start on page 23. From what I've noticed, the parts after Purple and Charlotte have turned into Springtrap and Toy Chica tend to be in gmod, while the parts before everyone died tend to be in pixelart.
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>>158066816
I need a reaction picture of someone laughing but also visibly confused.
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>>158066816
I never did learn what the hell Scorpio was attempting to do. Or why he used the booru as his sole outlet.
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https://www.voices.com/people/animdude#feedbacks
>Kellen Goff for Job #207044 Funtime Freddy Returns
>Always wonderful to work for Scott. Trusts the actor's intuition and knows exactly what he wants and how to convey it. Hope to work with him again.

BON BON
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>>158069161
>Job #203401 Cute Woodland Animal

I'm guessing that's supposed to be Bawn Bawn?
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>>158069161
Oh fuck, I didn't think he was gonna bring back the VAs, Funtime Freddy was my favorite voice in the game.

>>158069476
Yeah, it's Bon Bon's voice in the breaker room when you play the sound clips.
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>>158069161
Reminder: http://picosong.com/aPbh/
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>>158069765
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>>158059352
gg Springroll. I'll send you a cake with a file in it.
>>158059705
Brown Shadow Jeremy is meant to be him after the bite of 87. I'm clueless on what the tentacle thing is meant to reference other than maybe being a sign of Shadow bots influence or related Bioshock.
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>>158059352
I said this before, but congratulations.
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scared baby
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>>158071989
shit character
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>>158055685

Bon Bon has a voice?
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>>157939346
>Fnaf
>You get stuffed into animatronics
>SL
>Animatronics get stuffed into you

I just got that.
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>>158072905

In the breaker room, the audio to calm down Freddie is Bonnie's voice.
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>>158072905
Everyone is losing their shit over Baby's voice, but BonBon is the true vocal semendemon.
I want to cum inside of her and hear her giggle and call me silly.
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>>158073251

Oh, I thought that was baby for some reason.
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>>158073594
Go home you're drunk
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>>158073746
I get confused sometimes when I'm shitposting on /heem/
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>>158073973
What's a /herm/?
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>>158074064
C'mon, you should know this anon. Remember what Vawfag said.
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>>158074285
What? No, he typed that he was shitposting on /herm/ and I was asking what that was
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got some whiskey in me
taking some lewd requests
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>>158074403
request*

singular
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>>158074384
I said /heem" anon, not /herm/. Have you been avoiding your therapist again?
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>>158074543
It's too late you said requests!
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>>158074604
Oh. Oh jeez. I misread that. Saw the e as an r
Well that's embarrassing
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>>158074403
Something lewd between Funtime Freddy [m] and the Bonbon Hand Puppet [f]
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>>158074403
>>158074543
Baby femdom.
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>>158074403
Fuck this guy request me instead.
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>>158074403
A Minireena hugging a cock.
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>>158075632
Female Funtime Foxy masturbating
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>>158075632
Female Funtime Foxy facesitting
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>>158075632

Female Funtime Foxy wiht a big belle
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>>158075632
Puppet getting it on with a femFoxy?
If no lewd Springtrap trying to break open a vending machine and his hand snapping off.
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>>158074403
>>158075632
Who even are you people?
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>>158075632
>>158075767
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>>158076759
The're both ME! I'm them! I was the two of them all along!
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>>158075632
Male funtime freddy + female bonbon handpuppet
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>>158074403
A hot purple petting a little girl
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>>158073251
I've been confused about that concerning Bonbon.

It has a canonical recorded voice, one that Freddy recognizes and listens to, but Bonbon is also sentient enough to detach from Freddy and attack you. So does Bonbon not recognize that the voice isn't actually coming from it? Is it programmed to think it's saying things when it hears the voice? You would think Bonbon would tell Freddy "Yo that's not actually me saying that" otherwise.
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>>158078885
Maybe BonBon was in sleep mode on Night 2.
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>>158079208
Not a bad theory, since Bonbon doesn't seem to move on Night 2, and unlike Fred, hasn't used up her energy by Night 3.
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>>158069161
Why are the SL voice actors so chill?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfU4O1MkSHM
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>>158079287
Seriously, there's not even any proof that it's Vlad's baby. Clara was in the wrong here.
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>>158078885
I think the real reason is just that it would have been too complicated for Scott to make a system where you only talk Freddy down after Bon Bon says something you can contradict with the voice box (which would have been a huge pain in the ass). Beyond that, I don't know if Bon Bon can still talk, on Night 3 all she does is giggle and shuffle. Bon Bon is a fantastic gimmick but it feels like it wasn't entirely thought out to its full potential.

Then again I think of Bonbon like the Bidybaps or the Minireenas, not meant to be a 'main' character to worry about like Ballora and Baby from night 1 to the end. Just meant to make that scene of the game memorable. To that extent I think SL succeeds. I DEFINITELY can recall key scenes like wiggling the Minireenas off, or when the Bidybaps try and pry the door open, or hunting for Bon Bon. SL lacked some substance, but it made up by sheer charm in spades.
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>Minireenas for Ballora
>Bidybaps for Baby
>Bonbon for Freddy
>nothing for Foxy
Why does Scott hate Foxy so much, didn't give her a voice or an army of little fox pirates or anything
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>>158081082
>her
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>>158081082
She gets the strawberry scented tail of course
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>>157939346
Stop using that dead link to the book.
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>>158081147
here we go again
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>>158081147
It's a fucking robot, they have no genders, the goddamned game itself says he and she, give it a rest already, it was never funny and it will never be funny.
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>>158081527
>getting this asspained over the most consistent and oldest joke in /5N@F/ history
This is like getting triggered over Baneposting on /tv/.
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>>158072132
shit post
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>>158081504
Nice thumbnail
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>>158081716
Everything gets old and stale. This joke became that months ago.
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>>158081338
I wanna be attacked by the tail like I am the other ones then
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>>158082089
Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.
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>>158082089
>gayfags shoving their faggot headcanons into everything is a joke
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>>158073390
I thought it was Baby too
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>>158082296
>people think everything has to have a pussy

Might as well imagine your car has tits, dude.
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>>158082910
Maybe I prefer them without tits though. Did you ever think about that? Huh?
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>>158082910
I don't give a shit about their physical sexual characteristics, Captain Strawman.
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>>158082910
Walter Sache would.
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>>158083204
You prefer Baby without tits? You prefer Ballora without tits? The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>158069161
>>158069697
>Bringing voice actors back for update
>New dialogue
Hell yeah.
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We need more hoxton.
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>>158084028
Baby without tits.
Ballora with tits.
Car without tits.
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>>158084246
That means you like balls on your car. Fucking hell dude.
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>>158069161
> Zehra Jane Naqvi for Job #203401 Cute Woodland Animal
New gaem?
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>>158084345
I never said that. I just don't think it's worth ruining the already sexy form of a fine automobile by taking on an unnecessary pare of human anatomy.
You gotta judge these things by a different set of standards.
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>>158084198
poop
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>>158084569
What if it's a Scion XB anon? I doubt you can consider that sexy. Maybe if it had some tits it would be.
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>>158085661
That's like saying your toilet would look a lot nicer of you put a doorknob on it.
Like I said before: they are judged by two completely separate sets of standards.
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>>158079287
>check his twitter out
>see he posted a ed edd and eddy red dead redemption shitpost
>mfw
https://twitter.com/GrigLager/status/789657454313218048
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>>158086372
>Pic is Vlad
He seems to take a lot of pride in that role. As he should.
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>>158019367
Nowhere near as good as Left Behind, disappointing.
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To the anon who brought up A Man in the Woods I can dig that as a fan backstory/motivation for Purple Man.
Like he got fired for the parent scare after Fredbear nommed a kid because some brat thought it'd be funny to spread a rumor that the people wearing the suits weren't safe either.
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I'm drunk off my ass and ready for the HandUnit_3_04.mp3
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>>158089270
Go to bed, desh/bombay/badger/vawfag/rolling thunder/half the anons here
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>>158089564
it's 4:30 in the afternoon im fine
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>>158089270
http://picosong.com/az2Q/
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sleep tight, pizzas
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>>158089796
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>>158089865
Please don't kill me
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>>158089865
Sleep tight puppet
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>>158089865
sleep tight puppet
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>>158089865
Sleep tight puppet.
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>>158089865
sleep tight puppet
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>>158090657
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>>158089865
sleep tight puppet
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Bump
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>>158093709
>robot
That is clearly a cat.
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>>158093709
Is the anon who came all over a printed out picture of Desh"Mangle" and the NightmareMangle plush fucker the same person? If so we know how well he impregnated his toy.
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>>158059968

I enjoyed his comic.
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>>158067017

Some people have creative urges but no idea how to express it properly
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>>158096074
Benis stop talking about yourself
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>>158096276

I'm sorry dad
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>>158100820
kawaii as fuk
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>>158103301

I miss that artist. Once he got into Pone, he never looked back.
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>>158106996
Is it time to hunt some capitalist pigs?
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Good morning Tiger Cubs! Can you feel it? Are you excited? Halloween's just around the corner! But that also means a lot of sugar and fat about to enter your bellies so let's free up some room ahead of time! Toss off those sheets and let's get hygienic and get active!
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>>158107246
You're mistaken, I think a lot of sugar and fat is about to enter your belly. *unzips*
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>>158107393
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>>158107553
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>>158108056
>purple giving a motivational speech to how you can achieve whatever your dream is
>to a bunch of tied of kids
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>>158107553
Chica is the best bot. SL was poorer without her.
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>>158108547
Chica was too good to be in a sister location desu
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>>158108758
She was in every other game and you can't possibly tell me you thought SL was the worst in the entire series.
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>>158108861
No I'm just pretending to make myself feel better
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I can't take this anymore. It's been well over a year since I started playing the third game, and I still haven't beaten it. There are two more games out now and I don't know if I'll ever make it to them.

I foolishly thought that if I reset my game, I could start the learning curve over. Well, I was wrong. Instead of being stuck on night three, I'm stuck on night two, the first night where anything actually happens.
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>>158107079
Always!
And there's none worse than his big faceless harlot.

I don't know how to differentiate between normal 2087 TC and The Chairwoman beyond just changing her suit colour. I suppose she could have her head back, but it seems even more apt to not have it as a super villain. I'll just have to make her extra exaggerated so it's obvious whose who.
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>>158109012
What the heck, how are you that bad at video games
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>>158107393
I have a terrible wanting to do that to her.
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>>158109051
I don't know. The first two were fairly easy. I beat all six nights on them.
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>>158109012
What keeps killing you? The watermelon gang or Spring himself?
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>>158109830
>him
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>>158109830
Springtrap, of course.
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>>158110785
I have to stop forgetting that the phantoms just make you hyperventilate.
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>visit fnaf general expecting story discussion, easter egg discoveries and so on
>instead its just a case study on mechanophilia
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>>158112724
well you had unrealistic expectations, lets be honest
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>>158110130
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>>158112724
Story discussion came to the usual conclusion: what the fuck is going on.

Aside from that one area that has rooms from past games, there isn't really any easter eggs. The new custom night might add a few.

Robots are nice
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>>158112724
It ebbs and flows. Trust me, the lore and story discussion isn't much better. It usually devolves into people calling each other retards. At least the waifu shit people are on the same page occasionally.
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>>158112724
>visit fnaf general
That's where you fucked up
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>>158113110
as the old adage goes.
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>>158112724
>he goes to a 4chan /vg/ thread with expectations
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc16pSzQP60

Have you guys fucking seen this yet
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>>158113804
Yep
Pretty cool that Scott was there.
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>>158096074
something something comic
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>>158116257
F
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>>158096074
I really wish I didn't know this feel.
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>>158084198
I agree. I'm awful at drawing but if someone doesn't fucking put out something new I'm gonna have to take a shot at it.
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>>158109031
>Filename
Yes
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>>158118283
Why do you want to fuck him? He lost his brother in the war, and he's already destined to be brutally murdered
Do you really have to rape him, over all that?
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>>158119916
Nigga's gonna die anyways.
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>>158109012
Flip the cams quickly. Every single animetronic except Freddy can be dodged if you just flick screens quickly, learn where Trap hides in each location. If you use the audio and see distortion you've got Springtrap pinned there, even on night 5/6 long enough to get a free audio or camera reset in. Don't wait until shit is broken to reset it. Also don't reset all unless 2 of them are down. You can survive fairly okay most of the time with vents down, hallucinations just means you see two Traps, but a 50% chance of hunting the right one without having to be a sitting duck for 10 seconds is usually a safer bet than the alternative on later nights.
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>>158121148
>Panels forgot a line for Foxy's right arm
Picture ruined
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Pet the mango
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>>158116257
>marshmallow head
for what purpose?
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>>158118283
>wanting scat so bad

The last guy who drew scat got banned, fair warning
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>>158122991
Weaver is a cute blockhead
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>>158122080
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>>158123050
True, but my hopes were up for smores.
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>>158123048
Nobody said scat. Just because it's benis characters don't assume it's scat.
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>>158123070
I think he was talking about the elbow.
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>>158123165
It's a meme, you dip
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>>158123240
what elbow
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>>158123362
The on missing a line.
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>>158123442
but where
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>>158123070
>now she has a gimp arm
Beautiful. You did a great job. Pat yourself on the back for that one.
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>>158123558
The left one on her elbow.
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Actual musing on Benis
It bothers me how little we know about kid Freddy besides he "figured it all out" and that most likely was what got him killed.
Connie's a way of looking at Purple's personal life, Hoxton is the type running around at work, Mija is the closest thing you could call his love life and the only one to have been shown with heavy implication she was about to be murdered.
What's really frustrating is young Freddy doesn't hang out with other kids his age or interact with Purple Man so even small hints toward his personality are kept in the dark.
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Now that the dust has settled, who was the spookiest robit in SL?
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>>158125906
I too wanna know more about Timmy/Kid Freddy. But Mija being purple's closest thing to a love life? Are you sure? I'd say Connie is much closer than Mija.
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>>158125937
Ballora. That bit where she walks in front of you while you're crawling through her gallery is some top stuff.
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>>158125906
All those issues would be swiftly resolved if Benis actually fucking drew more comics
Unfortunately, this is Lord "Poopy" Benis we're talking about

>Mija is the closest thing you could call his love life
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>158126296
>Poopy
Yes, Benis truly is this meme that has been forced onto him despite there never being any indication of "poopy diaper" in any of his work, and if we try hard enough we can force it onto all of our other content creators as well.
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>>158126784
This is why Benis left us and no longer loves us.
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>>158126142
>>158126296
I was going off that old picture he sent of himself topless to Mija and him cornering her in a dark room with a high lust meter. Y'know because he's a pedo.
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>>158126784
>being this anal about a shitty meme
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>>158126884
>>>/a/
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>>158126287
Agreed, as well as her dialogue on the way back through from the breaker room.

Funtime Freddy is a close second, having to rely on the flickering lights to see where he is and his voice for signs of movement, plus how he can be LOOMING over you on the right and be on your left looking through the wires.
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>>158126845
Oh. Ohhh.
Somehow, I thought you weren't talking about that.
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>>158126884
Oy vey it's anuddah shoah
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>>158126784
>he doesn't know
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>>158126945
Freddy's voice is somewhat goofy, but in the context and atmosphere of that level it's fucking horrifying.
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>>158127207
>he just doesn't give a fuck
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>>158126816
Benis's rate of content creation slowed to a crawl long before that one anon started requesting Connie's poopy diaper all the time.
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>>158126884
>anal
lmao
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>>158126845
Oh I can see that. I think he'd like Mija solely for sex but love Connie in a more romantic psychotic way.
I'm disgusting
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>>158127379
>but love Connie in a more romantic psychotic way.
The whole point of Connie is that she's triggering his paternal instincts and challenging his "all little kids are awful little shits and deserve to be murderfucked" views
I mean, sure, Goldie's always there, and he's constantly fighting his pedomurder urges, but the main thing about their relationship is that he does his best to treat her like a daughter.
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>>158127625
>implying you can't treat her like both a daughter and a lover
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>>158128174
that's not a healthy idea
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>>158126986
Why wouldn't he? It's canon.
>>158127379
Connie is his little angel.
It's rather dark when you consider Purple went for the kid who doesn't speak english and assuming her parents are illegals could easily be threatned into silence by saying he'll have them deported/murdered.
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>>158125937
Ballora is the only jumpscare that still frightens me in SL, with Freddy a close second. Foxy's, BonBon's, Bidybap's, and the Minireena's aren't scary because they break perspective, the screen goes dark to warn you and they pop in front-and-center. This is especially bad with Foxy, because logically if you're crawling there is no way Foxy would be at eye-to-eye level. Unless she was crawling on the floor, but you know she isn't when you flash her. Bidybap is really bad because it feels like she's missing ten frames of animation, the face-opening is way too fast. I didn't even realize I was jumped the first time it happened.

With Ballora however, you hear the music, you know she's behind you, and if you push her, she leans down so you get her face coming at you at a realistic angle, it's one of the few jumpscares in the game that doesn't feel isolated from the game itself. Beyond that, the noise she makes is one of the scarier ones, and her endo is far more disgusting with the tinier eyes and lack of proper teeth.

Speaking of non-scary jumpscares, Ennerd is quite possibly the least frightening entity in the entire series aesthetically. The Phantoms look scarier than he does. The idea of a cosmic entity and a hive mind in FNAF is cool since it's a new take on how FNAF horror works (being ghosts up to this point), which SL was striving towards, but he's so boring. He's just a dude made of wires and a few droopy eyeballs. He looks more dapper than scary. He doesn't hold a candle to Golden Freddy or Nightmare.
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>>158128258
He probably wouldn't need to. Cherryvale seems to be the kind of town that doesn't give half a shit.
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>>158128671
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>there are "people" lurking in this very thread that still believe the protagonist of Sister Location was Purple Guy
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I will have that new chapter of Dust Bunny done by tonight if it kills me. Sorry for the inactivity.
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>>158131234
You better be sorry
Ghost hours: Spoopoween edition/all night party chat when?
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>>158131234
>you will never scrape pumpkin guts out of Dusty's body
>you will never pick the seeds out of her joints and gears
>you will never wash her suit and wipe down her endoskelly to make sure she doesn't reek of fruit
There better be spooky Oracle in written or art form tonight.
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>>158131234
we don't pay you for nothing
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>>158128671
>Ennard isn't scary
Nigger he's a walking mishmash of animatronics parts and possibly a hivemind. And a clown. That's like three horrifying things in one guy.

Also you're full of shit if you actually think fucking Toy Chica is scarier than Ennard
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>>158132132
Yea, that one was just weird boner inducement if anything.
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>>157939346
>That front row view
>that upskirt
Hulking monster objectively sexy steel or not, this appeals to me greatly. Subtle public lewdness is the best kind.
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Anybody got that gif of the scooper in action?
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>>158133442
What, you mean the one with Ballora getting gutted like a steel fish?
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>>157939346
Baby doesn't look 7ft
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>>158133591
Remember that a large amount of SL fan art, fan music, and other fan stuff was made before it came out and we discovered Baby was a 7'2" colossus.
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I just want one picture of Baby doing Jessica Rabbit's " Why Don't You Do Right?" routine with anon. Is that too much to ask?
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>>158133590
Nah, the one that shows the scooper from the side
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>>158133887
It's pretty weird because Baby looks like she's the shortest in the trailer.
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>tfw no Phone Guy in SL
BRING MY BOY BACK
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>>158135046
Phone Guy was the one renting out Ballora every day and fucking her so intensely she kept breaking down.
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>>158135046
Springtwerp pls
I also miss the 'uh' laden voice of phone guy
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>>158135372
>implying the Original Foxy is mai Husbando fag would settle for Ballora
The reason Funtime Foxy can't talk is because Phone has rented him out for throatfucking so much the voicebox is too clogged with cum to produce noise any more.
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>>158135372
>Phone Guy
>fucking anything but Foxy
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>>158135631
>him
I guess Funtime Foxy would have to be throatfucked because she doesn't have a doggy dick for him to ride
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>>158135631
ORIGINAL Foxy. Which isn't available at Sister Location. So he takes the second-best thing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ontP8FzeOuw
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>>158135372
>Uh, hello? Hello, hello!
>Uh, I can't talk much tonight
>I have to, uh, deal with a mishap at our sister location
>Yeah, the management keeps complaining to me about uh, "fluids" damaging the servos of an animatronic
>Uh, I don't know what they're talking about, uh, I always finish outside, yeah.
>Anyway, uh, good luck tonight!
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>>158137142
>very first point in the new video MatPat makes
>ā€WE PLAY AS WILLIAM AFTONā€
of fucking course
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>>158137142
At least he's admitting everything is fucked with the story here.
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>>158137142
>starts off quoting the book
I ain't watching this bollocks
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>>158137142
I'll wait for the series to finish before really judging, but I like it so far.
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>>158137142
I wish this faggot would just fucking neck himself already.
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>>158137142
I refuse to give this man ad revenue. Does he at least recognize that Scott is going out of his way to make 1-3 their own canon and 4-SL (with Silver Eyes as a backdrop) a separate canon? Given the code was 1983 I can only assume the 4-SL Canon had the bite that put Freddy's under occurred in '83, while in the main universe of 1-3. it was '87. Whether two bites occurred in the same timeline I'm not sure of. I doubt if Scott is sure either, not to be too cynical.
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>>158137453
I actually agree with the ideas he presents so far. I think a lot of Sister Location works better with the book opposed to the other games
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>>158137705
Everything you just said was aggressively wrong, except for your refusal to give this waste of oxygen views.
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It's one thing to disagree with him, but >>158137621 seems kinda extreme for a disagreement about a game's story.
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>>158137708
See >>158137854

For some reason the very idea that Scott would dare to make different continuities pisses people off to an incredible degree, everything must fit perfectly into one continuity and one alone.
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>>158137142
>referred to funtime foxy as he
Dropped.
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>>158138004
I don't see why that's an impossible thing to ask of him.
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>>158138102
Do you ask of it for everyone else who makes different continuities of their creations?
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>>158138023
b-but SL uses both...
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>>158138195
Within a mere five installments? Yes.
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OFFICIAL LIST OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S CONTINUITIES

>1-3
>4-SL
>Book
>World
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>>158138023
>>158138253
It's actually a coded 50/50 in clickteam; it'll randomly pick one to use. He or she, both of them are 'canon'.
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Afton would not need to become a technician of the pizzeria who bought his animatronics in order to work on them.
Afton would be recognized by his own creations.
Everything Baby says to you on Night 4 and 5 is only her/Ennard trying to get you to be scooped, including mentioning you "wanting to some see" the girl and using her voice.

You don't play as Afton. End of discussion.
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>>158137142
He just denied FN@F 3's continuity entirely, I think. I know his theories aren't the best but, when you mention something from a game, and then drop said game right after, why bother? Seriously, 3 doesn't make sense unless PG is IN the Springtrap suit, you can see parts of the corpse!
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>>158138375
Actual non-retarded list of continuities in FNAF

>1-4
>TSE-SL
>World
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>>158137854
It might be, I'm not too proud to admit that while SL was good for killing the awful Dream Theory, I am having an utter bitch of a time trying to understand what the fuck Freddy's is now. If SL somehow ties to 1-3 and SL Purple IS still Springtrap and Ennerd at the same time, then was Freddy's even a real restaurant ever? Is this all happening in some Fallout styled vault where people think they go to work every day and kids think they're going to Freddy's to party when it's all being monitored for some cruel human experiment involving killing night guardsmen and torturing kids? What separates the SL Facility's reach and the actual restaurants? FNAF 1-2 seemed real enough.

The easiest conclusion is split continuities. The second easiest is to just take games as they relate is what I'd think. 1-3 relates to Ghost Kids and ironic justice. 4-SL is a much bleaker story of hive minds rebelling against Afton who built robots to kidnap and torture children. Ghost Kids AND a Hive Mind Entity behind Purple doesn't fit. I'd assume the SL bots want to leave so badly so they AREN'T forced to keep killing kids, Baby expresses this under the table. So why the fuck would Ennerd, the hive mind of these robots who want to stop killing kids, take your body, leave, and then proceed to kill even more kids and then get springlocked?
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>>158138475
Don't forget MatPat's classic "Purple Guy's not carrying a phone, he's carrying a tool" gag immediately followed up by "After looking at this from every conceivable angle he can only be Phone Guy BECAUSE HE HAS A PHONE".
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>>158138375
Nope. World is clearly tied to 3's Good End. Update 2 connects World to SL. Whether World as a whole applies to both continuities I don't know.

The book sort of applies to SL, but Scott clearly disliked some aspects of SE's lore and cherry picked bits and pieces to fit into SL and of course didn't specify which parts are canon or not because he's Scott Cawthon.
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>>158138524
SL is almost certainly not connected to anything else in the series. The FNAF 4 thing was likely just added to give autists/children something to argue about on the internet.
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>>158137142
>you'll have to find the rest out on my NEXT VIDEO!
Fucking moneywhoring piece of shit
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>>157985992

no its not, she has her own voice nitwit
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>>158138743
While you may be right, lore discussion is worthless if we can chalk up chunks of the game as 'autism bait for arguing' and therefore not worth discussing. You could use that argument for anything that goes against your theories without any solid evidence. SL made the games a lot harder to understand, but at the very least it's retroactively fixing 4's heavy allusions that it was all a dream despite 3 making no goddamn sense in the dream theory.
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>>158137142
>fucking Matpat, king of misinterpreting stories, saying that FNAF's story is an incoherent mess
Man, this game's story really was a piece of shit.
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>>157987010
>when you stop drawing because it was originally an exercise to give a game without a plot a story but then sequels keep coming out and it ruins absolutely everything you were trying to do over and over
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>>158139495
If you're Benis, then I feel incredibly sorry for you after SL.
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>>158139395
You're looking at it from the wrong angle. Maybe he only thinks it's an incoherent mess because he's so bad at actually knowing what the lore is.
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No disrespect to anyone who spends their time trying to piece together FNAF's story and lore, but I honestly think the mystery has gotten out of Cawthon's hands to maintain as a writer and he's been making mistakes that make it unsolvable.
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>>158139495
>not cutting and pasting parts of the story that would make a lick of sense into something that sounds plausible.
Still would take herculean strength to even attempt that.

Though with the whole "it's a testing area" thing could coincide with the "they're decommissioned military robots that this place bought for cheap and repurposed them for entertainment" stuff of days gone by.
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>>158138524
Far as I understand it, it goes like this: Afton initially works as a technician during the older times of the franchise (I'm strictly referring to game canon, of which Scott clearly is trying to take aspects of ala MGS: Portable Ops). The kid of 4 is thrown into the maw of Fredbear, crushing his skull. That is how 4 pretty much culminates, and it also concludes what is important. Kid's skull is crushed, Afton was there. 198X comes, Mike Schmidt is now working at the restructured Fredbear's franchise. The Bite of 87 happens within a span of a year of his employment. Fucked he gets, Afton flees the place from his position as a senior employee; his murdery and such have made the robots possessed by vengeful spirits, he likely had the night shift which is why they come after Mike and Phone Guy.

One last attempted rebranding, the Withered crew is attempted to be reused but suffered from the constant cosmetic changes and part exchanges, the new crew is malfunctioning from spiritual interference. The time is now the 199X's, with another bite set to happen on a Saturday. The franchise crumbles and is forced to shut down for good.

Afton, an experienced robot wrangler and with a vested interest in technology, constructs the SL robots under contract from the buyout that inevitably happens to the Fazbear CEO. However, after the supposed death of his own child, he doesn't stick around because of his previous knowledge of how the spirits gets bonded to the place of death. The original Baby endoskeleton is scrapped for parts and separated across the other robots. The consciousness of Baby's original skeleton remains intact. The time is shortly after the death of the last rebranding attempt, maybe at the beginning of the 2000's.

He escapes, and due to unknown circumstances, arrives 20~ years later in the Fazbear's Fright Scarium. The events of the minigames happen, with him becoming trapped in the springlock suit he used to frequent.
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>>158139772
Hm, I guess that's possible.
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>>158139818
Everyone already knows this, but it's more fun to shitpost about it.
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>>158139495
What about saying "fuck that shit" and making a story that would make sense from the original premise of 1 and disregarding most of the "story" brought by the other games?

Though that may be a bit much in terms of work.
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>>158139495
I feel for you. I just took 1-3 for my canon and anything dealing with 4, World, and SL is either a spinoff or a shoutout. 4 you could probably work in if you ignored some details in-game and REALLY danced around a few issues, but with SL. Fuck, that changes the entire layout of the whole series.
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>>158140095
Say what you will about Protom, but I personally have plenty of respect for his ability to assimilate shit from new games into a universe that's built around the lore from the first one.
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>>158139818
Now that's a hot potato!

That actually sounds like a pretty fun version of hot potato, with each person spending 1-2 minutes telling a portion of a story while juggling the potato. I need to try it out now.
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>>158140095

Because the entire point, at least for me, was to work with a very fertile pasture when it comes to writing a narrative

If the narrative is increasingly set in stone and complex then there's no room for any other input, and making my own story means I may as well not even make it about Freddy's
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>>158139864
Holy shit, do you actually still think that 2 is a sequel to 1? I didn't think anyone that stupid could still be alive after 2 years.
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>>158140046
Considering the amount of actual anger these discussions can cause, everyone definitely does not know this.
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>>158140337
Assuming that you are who I think you are, I think your story would still work within the boundaries of 1-4, and simply excluding SL. SL definitely fucked things up beyond belief for a story centered around Purple, so I see where you're coming from here.

>>158140437
I don't think you understand what shitposting is.
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>>158140419
No- See it's really fucking hard to explain in a way that makes sense.
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>>158140337
That is pretty true.
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>>158140552
I know what shitposting is. That's why I specifically said actual anger.
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>>158140552
>I think your story would still work within the boundaries of 1-4, and simply excluding SL. SL definitely fucked things up beyond belief for a story centered around Purple, so I see where you're coming from here.
Sounds like everything would be waaay easier when it comes to storyspinning if SL never existed or went back to almost pure ambiguity.

Goddamnit Scott, mysteries are fun.
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>>158138428
SCHRODINGER'S GENDER
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>>158140601
>198X comes, Mike Schmidt is now working at the restructured Fredbear's franchise. The Bite of 87 happens within a span of a year of his employment
>The time is now the 199X's, with another bite set to happen on a Saturday
Seems pretty fucking clear that you have no idea how the most basic parts of the timeline fit together
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>>158140735
FNAF's story is the shit that keeps on stinking. People used to say 3 was bad, then 4 came out and it was even worse. And the SL came out, and THAT one was even worse than 4. It just keeps getting more fucking awful.
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>>158140735
>mysteries are fun.
That's how we got in this situation in the first place.
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>>158140861
What makes it clear to you that there never was more bites or incidents happening? Of course the FUBAR machines would continue being faulty until they get shut down entirely. It's not even close to unrealistic to assume that the bite that occurs in FNAF 2 is anything special.
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>>158141106
Disregarding you avoiding the fact that you think FNAF1 takes place in 1987, that line of thought is fallacious because you're assuming that events take place that have never been hinted towards in the story.
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>>158140735
>Sounds like everything would be waaay easier when it comes to storyspinning if SL never existed or went back to almost pure ambiguity

Pretty much exactly this
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>>158140974
Okay, how about "mysteries are fun when left intentionally vague with possible installments continuing that particular storyline, adding in very small, yet pretty tasty bits and pieces without inserting any radical changes."

Or something. I don't know.
I am now hungry for stew.
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>>158141290
I didn't mean to make it sound like FNAF1 takes place in 87, but I do THINK that the events of the bite take place a year prior to Mike's employment. Enough time for rumors and such to surface. Didn't mean to make it sound like it happened while he was there, maybe he got employed in 88?
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>>158141597
To me, the bite pretty much became urban legend by the time Mike came around, plus the restaurant was in dire straights during FNAF 1 and was very close to closing.
Headcanon will always be that FNAF 1 is in the 90's purely because of the whole minimum wage in the 1990's discussion way back in the early days.
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>>158141854
Definitely why I want to think it's closer to the very edge of 1990, right around the time the wages got upended like that.
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>>158090657
Source plz.
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>>158142425
I so desperately wish this was a joke.
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>>158142425
Hate
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>>158142165
Posted in an earlier thread a while back. Can't find it on the booru.
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>>158142425
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>>158142425
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What the fuck happened to BBGM?

I remember that he stepped down from the Booru, and that he didn't feel comfortable being in the public eye or something. But he's deleted all of his artwork.
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>>158142425
Oh fuck off, Scott.
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>>158142917
He didn't delete his art. His tag isn't "BBGM", it's "badboygoodman".
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>>158142917
It's not under his acronym.
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>>158142917
Don't ever fucking scare me like that again.
Even though he wants to stay off the radar, he still rates very high on my favorites list.
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>>158142917
What did benis mean by this pic?
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>>158143189
diaper
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>>158142425
Oh wow.
Don't think I would have ever expected that.
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>>158142425
This basically sums up why Scott doesn't put any thought into his stories: because his fanboys will fucking gobble up anything he shits out with the FNAF label slapped on it. Kind of sad desu
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>>158143502
Maybe he just doesn't read much? Maybe he doesn't realize that even compared to most low level horror writers that Silver Eyes is way far down on the spectrum. His fanbase clearly doesn't read much given that almost everywhere that isn't this general accepts Silver Eyes with mostly positive reception. Gamers aren't exactly know for having the best taste in literature.
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>>158143978
>given that almost everywhere that isn't this general accepts Silver Eyes with mostly positive reception.
I refuse to accept this is true
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>>158144110
It isn't.
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>>158144110
>>158144217
really makes you think....
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>>158144509
I'm going to fucking puke
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>>158144578
Ikr? Literally shaking rn
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>>158144509
>children
>spine-chilling horror
Pick one.
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>>158144578
Same
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>>158144509
>(((Amazon)))

Almost every one of their top thousand-star rated products is cheap Chinese shit sponsored by the site itself.
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>>158144509
>>158144910
>>158144982
Amazon reviews are frequently bought.
It's extremely common for books and ebooks.
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>>158144509
>children's
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>>158142787
don't know who's the artist?
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>>158146507
I don't know.
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>>158140337
To this day, even with all the sequels, I still believe FNAF makes for a great "OC template". Regardless of how much you care about sticking to canon, the whole FNAF universe is full of untold stories. Completely disregarding Sister Location in everything I'm about to say, none of the animatronics have personalities. We know nothing about the victims. We don't know the specifics of the supernatural aspects and how much of the animatronics are AI sentient, haunted sentient, etc etc. We don't know Purple's personality other than that he's capable of killing kids. We don't know about the lives of the employees.

AUs are called AUs for a reason. Even if 100% of the canon lore and "narrative" were miraculously figured out, I believe there's still a ton that can be left to the imagination. Personally, I think it's fun to take little references from all the games and purposely twist them into having a new meaning. It's completely optional, though.
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>>158146240
Why is Circus Baby so perfect?
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Which characters would you RAPE?
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>>158146558
>>158142787
>>158142165
>>158090657

I Found The Artist. https://www.reddit.com/user/Bizounette/submitted/?sort=hot
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>>158142787
It wasn't from here but if you put forth even five seconds of effort you could find the source. That's assuming you can't make out that artist signature in the pic itself.
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please someone draw non hoxton lewds.
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>>158148125
>reddit
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>>158148084
Get help
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>>158146240
I thought I suppressed my clown fetish but fuck this game for bringing it back full surface. I want to honk her nose.

>>158144910
I had to monitor a middle school book fair for work about four weeks ago. They had a video game section mostly dedicated to Gaming World Records, Minecraft tutorials, Zelda manga, etc. At the very top of it was Silver Eyes. Regardless of who the games themselves are aimed at which can be argued to death (Scott did have his kids play test them, and they have an E10 rating on IOS for the first two) the book is very clearly, given the short chapter format and giant text, aimed at middle schoolers.

This isn't necessarily a bad thing, Animorphs and Fear Street were aimed at the same crowd and are still very fun little reads as an adult so long as you're aware you're not going to get Silence of the Lambs material. The problem with Silver Eyes is it tries to build up backstory like you'd expect with King or Koontz in large chunks of detail to make you 'care' about the protagonists, but executes the horror and action like a Fear Street book or any of the more risque Goosebumps books would. It doesn't want to risk losing the kid audience and all it has to rely on to try and get the older audience to not feel too embarrassed reading it is to try and emulate the character building and flashback style of writing big name horror writers do. The problem is Scott and Kira clearly lack the talent to pull that off so instead you're suffering through a hundred pages of teenage whining just BEGGING to get back to the Pizzeria so maybe someone could get stabbed or something.

I still really liked the bit of Springtrap stabbing the cop to death and Foxy wrecking the arcade, so it has that going for it, I guess.
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>>158148275
>non-hoxton

What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>158148954
You've written all these words but I still can't determine what your opinion on the matter is.

You're like a politician.
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>>158148954
Nah I'm not denying they can be fun camp reads I just think those two genres clash and the horror part often gets held back severely because it's for kids.
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>>158149319
Hey, J worked hard on those!
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>>158148970
what is wrong about not wanting shota porn?
also there's not much hoxton material on the booru exept for those shitty lewds.
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>>158149136
For a kids' horror book Silver Eyes is fine. Not perfect, but it pushes the violence and spooks just enough to keep a middle schooler or an adult with their brain turned down low entertained. The Mexicans need to go. Its problem is instead of being a Fear Street book that ends at a quick and tidy 200 pages, it decided it needed meat and backstory that makes it less palatable for kids at almost 600 pages. The dialogue is survivable if you can read the whole thing like your watching a terrible SciFi original movie in the same vein as Sharktopus. It had small gems in a lot of rough.

I don't despise it. For a kids' spooky book, it's passable though it's been outshone by many other authors. The big problem is it's unnecessary and now that it's being dragged into canon those flaws that as a book are annoying but not damning become significantly larger. On a more spiteful level, I hate that it's getting five stars and adoration from everywhere that isn't here. On leddit, Steam discussion boards, amazon, etc it's rose to a best seller quickly and people that haven't read a scary book in their life are quick to call it a masterpiece for all ages. That's fucked up, the Silver Eyes is NOT a masterpiece. It's objectively filled with flaws and problems, pacing issues, poor character development, no understanding of tone, the list goes on. If I were being as lenient and optimistic as humanly possible with it, it'd net three stars at the absolute most (realistically I'd give it 2.5). But fanboyism overrating a product far more than it deserves is nothing new, it just rubs me the wrong way.

>>158149359
I fully agree with that.
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>>158149379
Starchy's were better anyway.
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>>158150632
I disagree strongly with your opinion and I don't know how you could feel that way, but thank you for clarifying it.
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>>158150632
Goosebumps is basically superior to Silver Eyes in every way. Hell, the Goosebumps TV SHOW is better than Silver Eyes. This book is utterly trash.
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Vawfag you cheeky devil, why are you still drawing futa Mangle when Funtime Foxy is basically Futa: The Bot.
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>>158137142
>spends a good 2 minutes or so bragging about himself and how much he's looked into everything

You know, I'd be able to pass off MatPat's FNAF videos as just another one of the dozens of FNAF theory videos out there if it weren't for his personality. He's so arrogant.
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>>158151725
I feel like this is referencing something I don't recognize but I still like it.
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>>158150632
My problem with TSE is that it's almost spiteful towards anyone who enjoyed the original games. I've drawn comparisons with the Star Wars prequels before because I think it basically does the same thing. It spits in the face of the things that make FNAF, well, FNAF. No dark humor (replaced with a frankly cringe-inducing level of reverence and self-importance) and decides to focus more on the daddy issues of some teenage girl instead of the fucking killer robots (WHO DON'T KILL ANYBODY). It completely misses the point of what FNAF is, similarly to how the SW prequels missed the point of what the original trilogy was. Even SL, despite taking elements from TSE, retains FNAF's key aspects, the dark humor, the corporate scumminess, the killer robots, etc.

My hatred of TSE comes less from the narrative flaws individually (though those exist in spades) and more so the intent behind it. Scott's latest announcement about fans "accepting it as part of the FNAF universe" just leaves an even more bitter taste in my mouth.
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BRING HIM BACK
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>>158151725

Those proportions are all fucked on the hairy amp drooling
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>>158151725
How many AUs do you have now?
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>>158151725
You been holding out on me
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I wish futafags would all just die
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>>158152562
Not them but i wish I was too
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>>158152169
Crisis is an AU incarnate.
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>>158149379
>>158150671
what was deleted?
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>>158151987
If you're gonna have transparency then make it actual transparency, not that pussy bitch "match the color of the board" shit.
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>>158148954
>I thought I suppressed my clown fetish but fuck this game for bringing it back full surface
Go play SS13. It'll teach you to feel nothing but hatred towards clowns.
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>>158154140
But Paglacci, I am the clown.
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>>158151725
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It's Flockmod time again lads.
Room is http://flockmod.com/fnafg
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>>158155267
>forgetting the picture
RIP me
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>>158155745
That's right!
You're fucking dead!
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>>158152169
Well I mean there's just two I'm actively drawing anything for.
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Why are you losers even still here?
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>>158156797
List all of 'em.
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>>158158925
The fan content is breddy gud, and game discussion when it does actually come up is usually pretty fun to talk about as well.
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>>158151725
Maybe we can some extra ice cream
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>>158159712

what I wanna know is where's the crifox
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>>158161193
He's the sheriff.
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Flockmod junk
Reminder that room is http://flockmod.com/fnafg
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>>158161329
>It's scoopy time
Holy shit.
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>>158158925
Cause I'm a loser.

>>158161329
Why is Starchy always the fucking best at everything?
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We need more lewd writefaggotry
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>>158162306
Don't say that.
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>>158162242
That puppet really is great
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>>158142425
>>158144509
Now do you all agree that Scott should have followed through with being an hero and spared us this steaming horsaeshit?
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>>158162242
>Cause I'm a loser.

SOOOOOY UN PEEERDEDOOOR
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>>158162541
I think it would be sufficient for him to stop making this crap, or at least get better at it. No reason for him to kill himself.
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>>158162916
If he had killed himself, we wouldn't have had to deal with FNAF poisoning Youtube, tumblr, reddit, DeviantArt, and every other bastion of civilization, and all of us would be out living our lives instead of wasting it here.
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>>158163173
You're right, people would be having much more fun on /v/, /mlp/, /trash/, or /utg/
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>>158163173
If he hadn't done it someone else would've
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>>158161329
>scoopy time

my sides
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Post yfw Purple Guy is Phone Dude
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>>158163731
Nah Phone Guy is too pure. Anyone voiced by Scott is.
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>>158163731
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>>158148954
While I agree with the thread not liking Silver Eyes thee 1 part I did like was Bonnie watching you through the stall. That was my highlight of the book and the rest was fillers and let downs.
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>>158164159
Kek'd heartily
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These would have made Silver Eyes better:

-200 fewer pages
-more characterizations for the human cast
-a LOT more of the Fazbear Four and Golden Freddy
-a kill count for the animatronics, maybe one victim for each
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So guys, I have a theory about FNAF 3

So we know that the ventilation excuse phone guy gives for the hallucinations is pure horse shit. But maybe, what if the entire week you are just playing as a guy getting progressively more and more sleep deprived? I mean you start to hallucinate shit after 2 days. And it would makes sense that they don't just run out at the sight of Springtrap, they think the fucker is just another exhaustion based hallucination.
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>>158164590
What the hell would be the point of the 4th inclusion.
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>>158164590
>tfw more characters die in Stardust Crusaders than in the FNAF novel
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NEW THREAD
>>158164837
>>158164837
>>158164837
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>>157976772
>springroll is the only one who finished something.
well that's something.
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>>158170374
Ghost finished Ghostquest.
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