OLD MEMES edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
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Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
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>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
any change is better than a slow sinking ship, at least it gives a chance no matter how small of escaping it
It's time
What ifStifling Daggercould be used todeny units?
>>157893615
yeah, the last update was fucking bad, Valve better step up it's game
>>157893641
Man i wish i had a body as good as this one
Man i wish i wasn't so lazy in the first place
>hillary resorting to personal attacks
why does he always resort to this?
Ya' averag' 'lagian
>>157893743
It's never too late, anon.
>>157893829
>hillary
>he
WHAT DO YOU KNOW!?
>>157893829
Because they don't have a real platform to stand on
>>157893876
Yeah but it takes like 10 years of dedicated weight lifting to get a body like that from a scrub body.
>>157894093
>That body
>Ten years
Zyzz surpassed it in two or three IIRC. If you're already low bodyfat then it's just a matter of eating properly and getting into the routine and it won't take you that long.
>>157894093
more like four to hit natty peak then hop on the fraud train
>Omni nerfed hard
>winrate only went down 0.04%
HOW DO YOU STOP THIS MAN?
>>157894289
diffusal blade
>>157894225
Zyzz killed himself through roids.
Stop advocating this fraud.
>>157894289
Pick Silencer.
>>157893842
>at first glance, thought it said 139 friends
>it's 139 groups
How do you even find that many groups
>>157893615
not.
fucking add kids
>>157894364
Silencer is shit, all of his spells can be purged so a Euls is an ez counter.
trump won
>>157894359
B-But we're all gonna make it?!
>>157894429
>Silencer is shit
What did the gulagite mean by this?
What if Silver Edge broke Meepo's ult, and made you unable to control his clones?
>>157894647
I'm already unable to control meepo's clones
>>157894620
Meepo literally becomes unplayable
Why couldnt pld stay on kaipi
>>157894620
And yet he's never picked in competitive, same with Treant.
wtf i hate universe now
>>157894718
Pieliedie needs as much money as he can get because his parents are assholes and Kaipi aren't sponsored.
>>157894869
Oh look it's a non american shitskin talking about american politics.
How about you get the fuck out of my country.
>>157894869
Millionaire San Francisco resident virtue signals and shills for Hillary, wow I am absolutely shocked
>>157894982
>>157894985
why is everyone so triggered about politics lately
>>157894982
>universe
>non american
he was literally born is wisconsin you retard
>>157894869
its easy to look down upon the unwashed masses and sneer when youre a millionaire living in the Bay Area.
>>157894869
El Presidente is coming for you
>>157894985
>virtue signal
>shill
retard shibboleths
>>157895090
trumpsterfires cant contain their salt about the upcoming election loss
>>157895094
Non whites are not American.
>>157895090
>why is everyone so triggered about politics lately
its the american presidential election aka the most important event in the world. whatever third world shit hole country you hail from could literally crumble before you based on who wins
>>157895094
>Universe is a Wisconsonite
>Wisconsin is expected to be a blue state this year
Uhh dotards explain this?
>>157895152
Its virtue signalling. Theres nothing thought provoking or interesting about his tweet. Just the usual "omfg trump dumb and bad im such a goodie liberal from cali".
>>157895090
>Universe
>Underrated
Haha kill yourself.
>>157895235
I'm American I just don't give a shit, my family is affluent enough that so long as no candidate tries to destroy the tech industry or civil engineering then I have no real reason to care.
>>157895298
yeah, you're actually right about that one
why does valve hire this guy
>>157895416
>so long as no candidate tries to destroy the tech industry or civil engineering then I have no real reason to care
wew lad you are pretty fucking retarded if you think trump wont cause both of those industries to be outsourced
>mfw american politics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH6_jzFlkFg
>>157895193
why does zues look so cool
>>157895609
why is he talking to himself
>>157895653
>Donald "Bring Jobs Back" Trump
>outsourcing
Is this a desperate gamble for some easy (You)s
>>157895609
He's one of Icefrog's inner circle guys, like MeePwn (obviously the black guy) who have been a part of the Dota 2 community long enough that Icefrog has them beta test and provide feedback on his patch ideas.
>>157895712
what if politics arn't real?
>winterface.jpg
>>157895653
Hillary and Bill signed NAFTA and are in favor of the TPP
Literally the only thing Trump cares about and has been consistent on for decades is trade agreements and his protectionist leanings
>>157895782
Ok, but who's the guy on the left?
>>157895609
hes semi-right
the fact that the two people who are supposed to be representing the best a country has to offer are the farthest things from ideal choices shows how broken the system is. Its a bigger issue on the democratic side seeing as how they basically rigged hillary to win the nomination.
also he doesn't work for valve, just an inside dude who receives information early
>>157895862
dont worry, trump will flip flop on that next year like he has for basically every position he has had in the last 3 decades
>Clintons take millions of dolllars from saudi arabia
>Threatens nuclear holocaust against Russia over cyber attacks
>Working for the merchant bankers she's the cause of every single death in north Africa and the middle east trying to destabilize legitimate, but tough governments like Syria and Libya
>"trup is raciss and a meani"
THE ONLY AMERICAN ON EG HATES TRUMP
>>157896004
Like I just fucking said, MeePwn who is one of Icefrog's collaborators/testers because the guy has been a part of the community for as long as a lot of pros. He's at every fucking TI and he's one of the people who gets to test shit out.
>>157896004
my neighbor
>>157896064
ment for >>157895772 but i guess it applies to both of you
Something's wrong. I just spent an entire overthrow match spawnkilling a sniper, calling him gay every time I killed him but i'm still in a bad mood.
>>157896194
Go jerk off and then listening to some relaxing music, that never fails to make me feel better.
Maybe eat a couple cookies too.
>>157896308
>not cumming on the cookies then eating them
>>157896064
Can you read? I said trade deals is the only thing hes been consistent on. You can see interviews from the 1980s where his rhetoric is exactly the same on trade.
go ahead vote for Hillary"What I dream of is a western hemisphere of open borders and free trade" Clinton, and "TPP is the gold" standard.
surely your jobs wont be outsourced with that option
>studying
>anon calls me to play some dotes
>heck why not im so tired of studying
>open dota
>accept invite to party
>kicked like 20 seconds later becasue someone says my mmr is not good enough
i-its ok guys im not crying
all good
>>157896390
who would win in a threadwide game of wet cookie
>>157896308
ok ty
speaking of bane
>Bane can now use items and cast spells while nightmared
boom suddenly a tier1 hero
ZANKOKU NA TENSHI NO YOME
good night neighbors
>>157894364
>Pick Silencer
>Omni has better cast times now
>>157896596
bane?
>>157896596
Nightmare tp would be too OP
>>157896308
do you jerk off in the shower
Crit or Arteezy?
>>157896390
>>157896460
>>157896847
Stupid pervy virgins
Hello fellow anime fans!
desu they should give a reasonable buff to almost all heroes with channeling spells
they are so easy to counter that they are almost never picked in pro games
>>157896007
>the fact that the two people who are supposed to be representing the best a country has to offer are the farthest things from ideal choices shows how broken the system is
That describes Hillary.
The media makes Trump sound like the same thing, because they know they can't control him.
>>157896941
How's this even a question?
>>157897180
No it describes both candidates, why exactly are you under the impression that the media is controlling hillary and not the other way around? Why would they want to control trump?
Are you mixing up the media with jews
>call jungle on pick screen
>nobody contests, they call 2 safelane 1 mid 1 offlane
>pick spectre, go jungle
>ally last picks doom
>"spectre is not a jungler"
>"doom is a jungler because he makes free gold noob"
>he goes jungle and fights me for farm
>I get more farm anyway
>lose the game, he's got 0 kills 0 assists and 1/2 my items
>>157896946
Crazed expression reminds me of Rize or whatever her name was from Tokyo Ghoul. What's this from?
>want to play doter
>have to go to sleep
what if illusions could bash?
>>157897435
>Guess correctly
>Ask where it's from
You baka
>>157897368
>Are you mixing up the media with jews
What's the difference?
>>157897368
>Media constantly covers every Trump controversy
>Does not even address countless Hillary scandals
>They're being impartial according to anon
>tfw too shy to join party for quests abuse
>>157897526
Ah shit, now I remember the scene. I actually just finished binge reading it and :re last night. 9/10 for sure.
>>157897393
I know you're probably laughing at that, but someone with cerebral palsy (I'm guessing) getting /fit/ is pretty admirable.
>>157897393
>be this deep down in the trench
>actually announce it on d2g like the shameless whore you are
baka
how is it even possible to get out of 2k
every single game someone istalocks mid and safelane then just feeds and doesnt know how to farm
every game
what can I do
I play support and place ever ward that is in stock and they just ignore them
slark will just literalyl walk down mid repeatedly trying to kill the first person he runs into
literally waht can I do
every songle game is liek tjhis
>>157897790
>That feel when over the course of the Cochlea/Rue Island Operation Arc you've re-read TG twice and all of :re from beginning to Tsukiyama Arc twice
I still like the characters and series but goddamn if the current Arc hasn't been a pain in the ass and an absolute pacing mess.
>>157897925
You need to be the one instalocking mid, if you can't consistently be that guy then start a new account.
2k MMR to 4k MMR is the hardest area to climb out of.
If there was a hero whose ultimate was "Steal 16/24/32 all stats for 45 seconds. 60 second cooldown." what would the rest of their abilities be?
>>157897547
the jews control the media, they are not one unity.
also trump is very friendly with the jews, to suggest that he wouldn't bend a knee to them is unreasonable
>>157897567
How does that answer my question? Did I make the statement that the media isn't biased towards trump? How is the media being bias towards trump mean they want to control him? Do you understand english?
This is why I hate voting season, both sides get all jacked up on how their candidate is perfect that they bicker at everything and just spout whatever bullshit they heard from their circlejerk.
>>157898021
You should've done Matilda it was a good idea and also cute but this is also good
>>157898021
those are a quite the hips for a boy
>>157897925
your first mistake is picking a support
you need to pick a hero that scales with farm
pick a roamer with high impact or a mid
your teammates dont have map awareness to use wards and likely neither do you but what you can do is roam, stack up kills and then transition mid late
>>157898021
>butt fangs
>>157898224
anon..
a roamer IS a support
a roaming... support...
>>157898303
... bane?
How would you fix this hero?
>>157898279
Don't incite it's wrath
>>157897925
You're only going to get out of 2k if you're good enough to do so. I really don't know what else to say.
Try to always play cores and prioritize last hitting until you get some base items. Don't stop farming just because you have wand, boots, and aquila or some cheap shit. Get your shadow blade, blink dagger, or whatever before fighting.
Whenever you successfully win a fight and have a numbers advantage on the map, try to get a tower. Ping the nearest tower and push it with your team. If you push it alone, just be ready to get out quickly.
If you're really too low to push, like 10% HP or you can die to a nuke or a blink initiation, just go do a rotation in the woods before healing. ALWAYS look for opportunities to farm.
>>157898348
yes, bane is a typical support that roames alot
>absolute garbage player in team
>talks shit
>feeds with carry
>next game
>he's in enemy team
>still talking shit
>plays just as bad
>feeds us and we win
why does justice feel so good?
>>157898303
i was thinking more along the lines to tiny or ck or someother shit
you can roam with like 2/3 of the hero pool
dont be a retard. you dont need to pick a squishy int hero to roam
>>157897925
I got from 1.3k to 4.2k and still climbing just by picking heroes our team needed. Support mostly.
>>157898404
When Dragon Knight is in Dragon Form his Breath Fire places a DoT on the ground that lasts 8 seconds and deals 70 damage per second
>>157898595
>support = int
anon pleaseI actually get what you're saying im just memeing for (you)s
>>157897019
crystal maiden Freezing Field
>any hero unit that attacks crystalmadein while channeling her ultimate has frostbite casted on them. Only affects the first hero to attack
AGHS UPGRADE
>No longer a limit. Any hero unit who attacks gets frostbitten
Enigma Black Hole
>Damage rescaled (icefrog do this part). Now works inversely to skywrath mystic flare. The more units inside the black hole the more damage done
AGHS UPGRADE
>counts ally units
Legion Commander Duel
>The enemy has the option to run away from the duel (after half of the duel) however if they run away legion considers it a victory and gains x2 duel damage
AGHS UPGRADE
>Cooldown is refreshed on duel victory (even if they run away)
Phoenix SuperNova
>After Phoenix casts supernova she can cast it again to explode causing damage and heal in an AOE. The damage and heal is decresses the longer the egg channels for. i.e. if you cast egg and then cast it again it does the full dmg and heal however if you waited for the last second it barely does anything
>Is considered a death and the last hero to damage you is awarded the kill.
AGHS UPGRADE
>Damage now scales on your STR stat and the heal scales off your INT stat
>Gains half bonuses for any ally inside the egg(they die too if you suicide)
more in a sec
attacker stream is comfy
comfy!
>>157898968
>>The enemy has the option to run away from the duel (after half of the duel) however if they run away legion considers it a victory and gains x2 duel damage
remove the 2x and (half) and this would actually be a fun feature
>>157898968
>Phoenix
>She
>>157898968
>Legion Commander Duel
>>The enemy has the option to run away from the duel (after half of the duel) however if they run away legion considers it a victory and gains x2 duel damage
just pick mag and skewer a won duel every time
will I have to turn in my testicles soon?
>>157899152
The (half) bit makes her Duel weaker in a lot of ways, but if you made it so that she gains 1.5/1.75/2.0 the duel damage if they run then I think it would make up for it without making her out of control early game.
>>157899292
Nah, Crit has been playing support for years and he got to fuck our girl (Ephey).
>>157899292
yea just look at fly and how emasculated he is
>>157898968
this running away thing would just work if its really early game and lc doesnt have that much damage to end fast or its a late game with a bad lc dueling someone with a heart to make it last long enough
and almost always when the duel lasts that long, she will lose de duel, so no reason to run away
I just knocked 4 games off my backlog in the last 2 days.
How are you guys progressing in your non dota games?
>>157899292
if you are cute like ppd ill let you put your testicles to use in my butt
>>157899620
Completed Wasteland 2
Putting Mafia III on hold until they release more of the DLC
About 85% through my Dark Souls III NG++ run, not in a hurry because I'm waiting until my friend to get the DLC and he's waiting for both of the DLC to come out before he goes back to playing.
>>157897443
>want to play doter
>>157899620
i love meepo, he is just so cute
also someone giff me a meepo hat pls im so bad at meepo that i cant make myself buy that one with the mask
>>157893743
>>157899715
fuck my brain is so retarded right now
i meant pieliedie
>>157898968
are u that retard with the 5 element huskar spears
>>157898021
What kind of trick does Pugna want to play?
>>157893876
still not deep enough
What if caustic finale could proc when you deny creeps?
>omni has had 60%+ winrate since last year
>high mmr players only recently started whining about him
?
tfw you will never wake up to these soul piercing eyes kindly gazing at you
Envy is CUTE!
>>157899715
I'm a big guy
>>157900287
Omni being paired with heroes like PA, Slark, and OD is absolutely painful.
>>157900638
for y-
wait a second are you trying to trick me into a reddit meme
WHERE IS MORPH GONNA GET FUCKING KILLED FROM THIS GAME
UNLESS YOU HAVE TWO FUCKING HEROES TO SINGLE HIM OUT AND DISABLE HIM HES UNFUCKINGSTOPPABLE
>>157900394
pieliedie is a beautiful man
>>157900079
the treat is the trick, she'll get another buff but still be useless outside meme push
>>157900849
just play in low mmr where that hero is irrelevant
>>157900849
Pick AA.
I've watched quite a few 6k/7k MMR Morphlings die to ice blast because they enter fights at low agi and then when they need to Morph STR they pop.
>>157901158
at high AGI*
Sorry tired.
Uhhm...dotards?
TA is objectively the most beautiful girl in Dota
>>157901287
>SAO
>>157901287
No weeb, but that fan looks pretty cool desu
>>157901287
what are all those tissues for?
What is the 688 poster?
>>157901426
He's an emotional guy
>>157901287
why such a shit anime tho, code gayinmyass was legit why not use that shit
>>157900759
no I weigh 130kg
>>157901568
please dont lose weight so you end up dead sooner than later
>>157901782
sorry I've lost 15kg since summer
>>157901826
good job anon, keep it up!
>>157901826
good for you
>>157898968
Pudge Dismember
>Units killed with dismember grant an extra flesh heap stack
AGHS UPGRADE
>Units that had dismember casted on them have a 5 second window to be killed to still gain the bonus flesh heap stack
Pugna Life Drain
>Lifedrain damage increases the longer it's channeled
>Any healing transfers to pugna
AGHS UPGRADE
>If Pugna has full HP lifedrain does more damage
>Any lifesteal transfers to pugna
RIKI Tricks of the trade
>You can cast blink strike to change the the center of the spell. Can only be cast on enemies not allies
AGHS UPGRADE
>attacks now occur every .7 seconds. Lasts 6 seconds on all levels
>Can also be casted on units similar to luna's agh ult
Sandking Epicenter
>Works similar to batrider firefly. Each pulse stays at the location it originated from. Targets cannot be hit by the same pulse twice.
>Pulses disappear 4 seconds
AGHS UPGRADE
>When the pulses expire they apply damage to any target nearby again.
Shadow fiend Requiem of Souls
>Units killed while having requiem of souls debuff on them have their souls pocketed
>These souls are returned to SF when he dies for half their value. Includes creeps
AGHS UPGRADE
>Damage type changed to physical
aright im done
>>157901885
>>157901893
ty
how do we fix useless fucking shitty int heroes?
lina, leshrac, skywrath etc
>le no str gain so you can get 2 shot by a support 30 min in xD
>le infused raindrops xD
today I discovered pushing heroes arefun
what do you do after 30 min with ta?
I cant get a 8 min blink and rape people but after that everyone can just tear through refraction and 3 shot you when they start 5 manning
>>157901896
hey china whats up
>>157901568
good job anon
post tummy pics for evaluation of you progress please sir
>>157901826
congrats hopefully you fall in to the same pit of relapse that most of u fatties do, considering ur morbidly obese right now It shouldn't be too hard
>>157902073
Lina just needs a turn rate buff. People need to get off of the Euls build and realize that Shadowblade Aghs MKB/Maelstrom is the way to win with her. She has that absurd Fiery Soul buff for a reason.
>>157901287
>SAO
>>157902494
how do you keep up mana regen to be able to spam spells and utilize the passive without euls?
>>157902604
Bloodstone is the best choice for that, otherwise Bottle and a Lotus Orb.
>>157897180
>The media makes Trump sound like the same thing, because they know they can't control him.
That a fat orange manchild is the best the GOP could come up with is even scarier. At least I can understand corruption and bribery.
Though /pol/ probably still thinks he'll send blacks to the gas chambers and make anime real
>>157902918
the gop came up with better canidates in a politcal sense but trump is the best retard whisperer.
>>157902918
It wasn't their best, it was more that Trump tapped into immigration issues and a rhetoric that was so fiercely popular with the Republican base that he beat all of the other mild-mannered and somewhat more tactful candidates out. Just like how he's tapping into people who have lost faith in the political system these days too.
He beat out some powerful political families because the Republican Party leadership is struggling to commit to the Southern strategy in light of the change in times where there are more registered Democrat voters than registered Republican voters and so the Republican party has to find a way to bridge that gap with Independents and immigrants which, within the last 20 years, they have sometimes struggled to win.
Which hero has the most fuckable penis?
>>157903420
omniknight
All I wanna know is, which candidate will uphold the constitution? Which candidate loves America? Which candidate will honor the flag of the United States?
That's the candidate who gets my vote.
Take another step and you're dead meat, you hear? This street is a lot more narrow than you thought
>>157903735
huh
>>157903159
>>157903238
So, yeah, doesn't this means Trump was the best candidate by merit? Neoconservatism is a bigger failure than any liberal policy, so Trump is easily better from an ideological standpoint.
>>157901287
He should've put up Love Live stuff tbqh senpai
Especially Maki
>>157903797
that pic, reminds me of this scp-wiki.net
/scp-093
>>157903901
yeah
it's almost as if it's an artist's interpretation of one of the creatures described in that SCP
>no rtz stream
why live
>>157903797
>>157903901
Didn't read the filename, I'm retarded
>carry the shit out of my team as solo support
>gank every lane and give my carries the last hit on the kill
>hour game and all I literally have is a ghost scepter
>spend all my gold on wards and dust and smokes
>win us the game by silencing the magus before he ults both my carries
>not even a single commend
What the heck
>>157903863
As a candidate his opinions are more in line with the sentiment of Republican Party voters, he represents them better. However he is not a better candidate when qualifications and the ability to reach out to wider swaths of voters.
When merit is discussed you have to consider what sort of person is worthy of the presidency, which person is most capable to lead and to implement effective reformations and legislation by bridging partisan lines. He definitely does not trump most of the other Republican candidate hopefuls by those merits.
I think for the first time since the 1960s, a Republican may not win Utah state. I think that after the Mormon Church's media wing publicly denounced him about a week ago that Evan McMullin has a serious chance to win that entire state, that's pretty nuts, that's fucking historic.
>>157904298
Smokes are more effective than wards if you know where the enemy team is farming. Ganking the enemy team can force them into a more scared stance and give you more map control and map security than a ward will ever give you.
Use a scan before you smoke gank and place a sentry too.
>>157904298
>PLaying for commends
Winning is reward enough
>>157904359
>When merit is discussed you have to consider what sort of person is worthy of the presidency, which person is most capable to lead and to implement effective reformations and legislation by bridging partisan lines.
Sadly, I doubt this has mattered for decades now. Reagan was literally senile and consulted astrology, yet he managed to even avoid an indictment. On top of that, much of the executive government is frighteningly autonomous. Pence will likely do most of the actual governing, which means 4-8 more years of Bush-tier BS.
>I think for the first time since the 1960s, a Republican may not win Utah state. I think that after the Mormon Church's media wing publicly denounced him about a week ago that Evan McMullin has a serious chance to win that entire state, that's pretty nuts, that's fucking historic.
Mormons may be batshit insane in terms of theology, but they really have gotten their shit together in the last decade.
>>157904520
Yeah then you smoke into a entire enemy team because you have no vision and lose the fight
>>157904574
>Sadly, I doubt this has mattered for decades now.
I think it matters when it comes to pushing certain laws and agendas, for example Clinton's plans to dismantle the Prison Industrial Complex and enact taxes on companies with a large amount of business overseas to fund the building of schools, freeways, and public transit systems across the country.
>On top of that, much of the executive government is frighteningly autonomous.
And frighteningly opaque so that subjecting them to scrutiny is difficult for the public.
>>157902918
>That a fat orange manchild is the best the GOP could come up
No, it's that the media spins him to be like that.
>>157904689
Get better map awareness, unless the enemy team has all of their lanes getting pushed in and have all their tier 1's down then they shouldn't be clumped up as a team. You should know how to lead your team to pick offs if you're a support player.
>had a root canal on one of my front teeth today
>it wasn't from decay or trauma anything, the pulp of my tooth just up and died for no reason whatsoever
how was your day d2g
>>157904818
>for example Clinton's plans to dismantle the Prison Industrial Complex
Clinton will result in far more people going to prison to begin with.
First of all, she wants to import more immigrants and refugees, mostly from countries with low average IQs, which will lead to huge amounts of crime.
Secondly, she panders to the BLM/dindu crowd which will result in far less law and order and more destroyed communities.
Sloppy border security also allows more drugs to come in, so more drug-related crime and arrests.
EternaLEnVy @EternaLEnVy1991 26m26 minutes ago
SAO anime may be awful but the light novels are amazing. Don't flame :(
ee confirmed for browsing /d2g/
>>157905004
I hope your insurance paid for it
I understand your pain about idiots bros, i got this ES in our team and since they first picked PL it was going to be an easy win but instead of helping me in the lane, he was jerking of not doing anything. He rage and then he got BF instead of blink and we lost pretty hard since his support was actually helping. He might be new, but fucking shit man no need to be toxic but he was one of the bad peruvians because:
>ñ
>.l.
>>157904298
commends come late
even after the profile updates they don't show up
I often get new commends during the night
>>157905205
*also instead of but, sorry
>>157904298
This new system is getting me more commends, maybe because is easy to commend after a match? i dont know
>>157905318
yea I had like 90 commends in 200 games and after the new scoreboard I'm up to 140
>>157905015
Which is why she'll be dismantling the Prison Industrial Complex, so that workers will be less susceptible to jail.
And if you really want to blame the drugs getting in blame the FBI and how susceptible our shipping industry inspectors are to bribes. I know secondhand that drugs from Mexico, South America, and Asia come in through the docks in San Francisco and San Diego particularly.
Well lads, Ive been watching some of kaipis games of late and i think singsing is one of the worst ''pro'' mid laners ive seen, hes doesnt dominate the lane, doesnt make space or go for big plays and doesnt farm well. I dont remember him being this bad on c9. kaipi is literally all on bone7 and 33 while hoping that the overhyped cunt bamboes retarded plays work out, fluff cant draft for shit either. They need a solid captain in 5 and to drop singsing for literally anyone if they want to be relevant
>Sumail in the top 30 most influential teenagers.
wat.
>>157905402
2000 games*
gone from 9x to 144 in 64 games
>>157905004
My teeths are bad, you should consider yourself lucky for just having one problem because others like me have many problems since i didnt know that dental floss (no, not fwosh) is important, really important to avoid issues with your mouth.
Alright like gotards told me, instead of getting mad in the game with idiots, i will put music and do the memes since the game is already lost: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Fvalk31Kk
New hero: Elesh Norn, Cenobite. Intelligence
Q - Marrow Shards - Norn continuously sprays toxic shards of phyrexian bones in a 300/300/400/600 aoe for 40/50/60/70 physical damage and slows for 20 percent movement speed for 6 seconds.
W - Passive - Phyrexian oil - Toxic oil that oozes from the plane of Phyrexia is embedded in Elesh Norn's blood. Any physical damage she takes from heroes the blood spills out in a puddle. The oil slows and damages anyone standing in it and slow lingers for 2 seconds. 50/100/150/200 magical damage and slows for 5/10/15/20 percent movement speed.
E - Passive - Praetor aura - Elesh Norn's presence weakens her enemies and strengthens friendly units in a 600 radius. Enemies get 15/25/35/45 percent damage amplification from all sources while friendly units get a 10/15/20/25 percent maximum health + mana increase.
Ultimate - Due Respect - Active - Elesh Norn corrupts an enemy hero to do no harm. All abilities of targeted hero are instantly put on cooldown and disarms them for 5/7/9 seconds. If an ability has been used and already on cd, the cd timer is refreshed. 600/900/1200 range and 50 seconds cooldown. Goes through magic immunity, blocked by linken's sphere. Disarm can be purged.
Just a hero I thought up of from one of my favorite cards in MtG and wondering what you guys think of it.
>>157905468
Richest esports teen who ever lived.
>>157905942
Guess I should add the pic of the card to make sense of the abilities.
>>157905948
just because you have money doesn't make you influential, winning the lottery doesn't make people listen to anything you say
but then again, that top30 teenager thing is full of literal nobodies
>>157905942
>50 second cd to reset the cooldown of every ability of an enemy player
>Most ults have more than at least a 60 second cd
>>157906091
Yeah the ultimate seems really OP but I just came up with it.
>>157898021
Not bad.
if you duel someone with lotus on them do you get double duel dmg?
>>157905942
First passive is good.
Second passive is too strong, it's a stronger Undying ultimate.
Ultimate is too strong and ultimately does not synergize with the rest of the hero.
>>157906225
yes.
>>157905948
>Hassan’s game of choice is Dota 2, in which experts say he’s a Michael Jordan-like figure in terms of skill.
>>157906289
Came up with the ultimate with this card.
>>157905942
>Enemies get 15/25/35/45 percent damage amplification from all sources while friendly units get a 10/15/20/25 percent maximum health + mana increase.
Damage amp should 5/10/15/20 or 4/8/12/16. 45% at max rank is fuckin' silly mate. The ally bonuses should be tweaked a bit but those sound decent enough.
Ult needs to be toned down, and it doesn't really fit with the rest of the kit, honestly.
>>157905452
>>157905452
I should add that in particular concerning the FBI and the flow of drugs into the country, the reason why stopping the flow of drugs is not of particular interest to them is because the FBI specifically profits off of the seizure of property and land from their successful investigations in busting drug and other criminal rings.
It is more profitable and easier for them as an agency to lead whack-a-mole operations and use their network of informants and moles to continue that lucrative whack-a-mole than it is to risk exposing parts of their information network by outright stopping the methods that cartels use, because that ultimately creates more work for them where they have to begin much harder, deeper investigations in the future to sniff out the drug trafficking systems that cross the country.
>>157906052
>just because you have money doesn't make you influential
lel
If someone has money and isn't influential it is because they chose to not be influential because that money gave them the choice, as money does.
>>157906478
But that's just draw a card, why not make the ultimate some sort of summon or a trans-formative ability like Undying's Flesh Golem, Alchemist's Chemical Rage, or Terrorblade's Metamorphosis.
It could change his stats or spells in some way that makes him more of a threat.
>>157906589
those are two different things though
money CAN make you influential, but it doesnt automatically MAKE you influential
arteezy is more influential than sumail desu.
>>157906794
It's true, he really turned mid from a playmaker role that defined players like Dendi and S4 to a farming core role.
>>157906854
based rtz making mid boring to watchand play
>>157888748
just saw your reply
that pic sucks
>be techies
>highest networth on team
>lose
this is actually a pretty good meme or "meem"
>>157905143
no it was 2000 dollars out of pocket
>>157906854
>he turned mid
no, the changes to the game turned mid. players have nothing to do with it
you cannot outplay/kill the other mid anymore unless they are horrible compared to you, because of two runes and shit like raindrops ruining the mid role.
>>157907332
>Root Canal
>2k
Holy shit your dentist is a fucking Jew, that's at least double, almost triple of what it ought to be. The only way I think it could be justified is if they included a porcelain crown.
>>157907332
Oy vey, who the fuck was your dentist?
>>157907503
Even before two runes and raindrops he had changed mid in the way I described. It was like that in mid 2014 and bounty rune didn't come about until late 2014.
>>157907002
>>157907332
>suck so many dicks you get dental problems
>>157907703
pffff is the sound that farts make when they come out of a cute girls asshole
>>157907656
No, he hadn't. Changes to the game and to hero balance are responsible for this, not players.
>play void as a ricing carry
>he's nothing until like 35 mins
>even then he can barely do shit without major farm
how the fuck do people play void now?
>>157907332
>2000 dollars out of pocket
richfag btfo
what went wrong
>>157907729
His dentist could have just been bad or jewing him.
Moved to a new area and had to switch dentists once, first day I'm in their very nice office that is rented from a skyscraper on a main street and the bitch tells me that I need a deep cleaning because I'm at risk of gingivitus and I'm just like what? I'd been going to my previous dentist twice yearly and mouth-washing + brushing twice daily and nobody had ever told me that.
She's going on and on about my "deep pockets" in the front row of my teeth and I tell her thanks but no thanks and promptly leave. I drive an hour to go back to my old dentist and ask him all about the shit she was talking about. He's explaining that she mistook that perceived gumline decay to have originated from early signs of gum disease, when it's in fact because my natural bite is an overbite so while it had damaged the gumline there I wasn't at risk of losing any teeth or any gum disease or risk, basically the damage had been done years ago when I was a child and a teenager and there was no fix short of orthodontics but also no risk of further danger.
>>157908036
they picked more broken heroes than you did
>>157908195
>we are outskilling enemy hard
>but they picked pa and slark so we lose by default
this meme has stopped being funny
I've done it lads, I've discovered the secret to gaining mmr. It was so simple, I feel stupid for not having realized it sooner. Now don't share this with anyone but from the beginning to the end of a match, no matter what, always do the following steps:1. Kill yourself you fucking retard
2. Kill yourself you fucking retard
3. Kill yourself you fucking retard
4. Kill yourself you fucking retard
Just keep those thoughts in the back of your head and you'll find yourself winning games you thought were impossible.
>>157908557
so pick techies
>Alliance reshuffles
>Loda starts playing like a god again
what
>>157907884
he's no longer viable as a right clicker dude
its all about teaMfight dynamic now for him
>>157908557
>Always buy bloodstone so I can deny myself and prevent feeding the enemy my streak
Absolutely ingenious, this completely fixes my Juggernaut and Luna builds
>Bloodstone provides good regen and a good chunk of HP
Literally the best item in the game I was so blind before.
>>157908708
>team all melee
>basically useless during my ult
so earthshaker is a better pick than void in all cases
Do Aui, 1437 and SVG also watch anime?
>>157908904
I think Aui does and I know 1437 and SVG do.
>>157907774
>>157907774
>>157907774
>talk about a girls asshole
>no replies
wtf i thought this general was supposed to be bad now
>>157908926
boy asses are better tbqh
>>157908858
in all cases with exceptions i guess
>team has ES which can't stun for shit into spell immunity
>pick void to counter Naix or bkb
>>157909082
idk, but i looked at one today irl :3c
>>157908921
Where can I find out more about thos SVG person.
>>157908704
don't worry
he'll start choking when it really matters, it's in his genes
How is Naga in the current meta? Still BadAlchemist?
buff invoker please icefrog
>>157909389
alch cant farm literally the enire map at once and song is op
>EHOME vs LGD is on
>Nobody talking about it
Big Dick LaNm and Maybe aren't our guys anymore?
There's a rumor that 2GD will be hosting the major. Any thoughts on this?
>>157909636
highly unlikely
Can someone explain to me why valve still forces the invite system?
Invites existed for lans because tier1 teams didn't want to waste time qualifying for tier2 LANs and decided to skip lans
No one wants to skip a TI or Major.
This also ties into tier1 team stability. Back then there were few roster shuffles so the general team strength was a constant. Right now no one can agree on five tier1 teams.
I just don't understand at all. It's not like invites help viewership. Navi for example was invited solely for viewership but then just ended placing last and helping barely little with viewership. They would have generated more viewership if they were in the qualifiers easily.
I just dont understand
>>157909636
>2GD
>Boston
Are Valve going to try and ruin his reputation by getting him black out drunk every night? The next in GabeN's asshate plan?
>>157907621
i had to get a four surface filling too, he removed 3 other fillings and reconstructed a bad tooth that 3 other dentists told me needed a crown, this guy is the best dentist in the area
in life it's often worth spending for the best because it saves you money in the long term. Three dentists tried to line their pockets or weren't good enough to save the tooth without a crown, but this guy was like "At your age no way, we can keep this tooth healthy without ever needing a crown"
fucking boss. The front tooth root canal was $1000 though, and i likely got it the inflammation from grinding my teeth for many years
If you grind your teeth, don't use night guards, get tested for sleep apnea. It turns out I have sleep apnea and will die in my sleep soon and that's why I always grinded
>>157903797
scp-093 has always been my favourite
>>157909636
yea rumor from your fat ass
>>157910185
That explains the price then damn, I'd never heard of a four surface filling before.
Teeth grinding is pretty serious though, someone needs to tell GrandGrant.
>pick void, show I want offlane
>nobody picks carry
>go safelane void
For fucks sake. I mean I still won but shiiiieeeet niggah, people are dumb.
>tfw I've hated void players for like five fucking years but now I am one
Is the manta diffusal considered "the build" now? I got an ac but it didn't seem to improve shit all that much. I'm assuming refresher is the route to take after the main diff manta combo?
>>157910185
>die in my sleep soon
how do you get this sleep apnea thing?
>>157910298
born with it. ask people if you make choking/croaking sounds or sound like you stop breathing and start again in your sleep
they're now finding that a majority of teeth grinding and snoring is caused by sleep apnea, far more people have it than was once believed
>>157910273
Wow rude
>>157910293
>I'd never heard of a four surface filling before
I hadn't either until today hahah
I just gotta have my fucking teeth last like 10 more years and we'll have regenerative dentistry...It is deeply troubling to me that my front tooth died to factors beyond my control, it sucks to lose part of your body. it's dead and gone now though the tooth will likely be fine for a lifetime.
it just makes me really sad because they're about to approve a hydrogel that makes inflammed pulp regenerate from the inside, and do away with root canals forever. I just had to last a few more years, and my tooth was like nope im dyin nigga
>>157909441
>alch cant farm the whole map at once
With octa radi manta and travels he does fairly well and comes online faster than a naga, just riskier and doesn't provide the op as shit team fight setup/reset button on a fucking 45 second cool down.
I dont know how people consider song balanced.
>>157898061
You need to say if it's supp, carry or strht hero. Riht now any one could have this spell. But ill prolly guess itll be a tank with some heal or slow
>>157910508
>I dont know how people consider song balanced.
hero absolutely sucks in every other way otherwise
requires a bunch of skill to become a farm vacuum and then doesnt fight well enough to win you the game
>>157910298
He's fat.
>>157910574
sleep apnea isn't just from being fat it's genetic. i'm overweight but not "fat" anyway, near the delimiter based on BMI with a lot of muscle
>>157901287
>SAO
True anime fan rofl Xd
>>157910574
so if i eat like a pig i will soon die in my sleep?
Enticing.
>>157901291
meppo is much better
>>157910446
Fuck me too, well not so bad.
Basically the pulp on the inside of one of my teeth is at risk, and they want to put in a medical liner, then a temporary filling, then fit a crown over the temporary filling and have it like that for 4-6 months and then remove the temporary filling, check if the tooth's roots have healed, and if so then a permanent filling but if not then they'll root canal.
And I'm like fuck it's either 450 for that whole process or it's like 650 for the root canal and from my own reading on dental websites this whole medical liner isn't even guaranteed to work, often times the pulp will die anyway and the person gets a root canal.
>>157910694
look up best dentist in your area go to them do what they say, imo
you can get a carecredit card that works at mosts dentists just dont miss a payment or you get jacked up to 28% interest
A place of primal turmoil, the Yama Raskav Jungle is home to creatures evolved to guard against the endless and savage struggle. Taken from her home as a pup, a hard-shell Frondillo named Almond escaped her owner and found her way to an even greater conflict.
>>157910758
I once wasted 10 sec bkb on 80 min cuz of this shit. I lost the game right after that.
When should I buy sny on jugg and pa, if it's for hp then why not just buy vanguard/vlads/pt/drums?
>>157894620
nyx
arteezy is live
>>157910837
I have a really good dentist that I trust, I'm just uncertain about the success of the medical liner treatment they're suggesting.
>>157910968
never
sny is baddragonlance
>>157894982
oh please don't act as if american politics are hard to understand. Trump is pathetic, nothing more.
redneck
>>157911075
Literally responding to a five hour old post?
>>157910985
cute
You know the worst part about this patch and next?
Wisp will never get nerfed despite still being a broken piece of shit.
>rtz starts strim at 4;20 am when i have work tomorrow (today)
does he not care about my livelyhood?
i have wagecucking to do
>>157910876
>Yama Raskav Jungle
that's also Batrider's homeland
>>157911249
>rtz fan makes minimum wage
no surprise
rtz is for retards
>>157911178
wisp was nerfed in this patch
i feel for you if you play in a bracket where the hero is a threat, where i play its automatic loss for team that picked it or used by intentional feeders.
>>157911312
is 23 cuck dollars per hour min wage?
>>157910369
take away the numbers and it's funny
>>157911075
please dont act as if youre not a nigger
nigger
>>157911312
>his country has minimum wage
why don't you just suck stalin's decomposed dick your commie traitor
>>157911057
Dragonlance instead of sny of mellee heroes? RLY?
>>157911686
on*
Redpill me on Sven, the Rogue (Huge) Knight /d2g/
What's his endgame?
Jokes aside, can i get some tips for playing Sven, aside from "stack camps and farm, use abilities in teamfights, kill shit"?
>>157911916
stack camps and farm, use abilities in teamfights, kill shit
>>157911916
Treads, HotD, Blink, Echo
The reason I say blink before echo is because most teams in pubs are so aware of Sven's item timings that they start to force fights and shrink map control before Sven is fight ready. Sven can't just run in and stun and get a kill usually, so he really needs the blink to join a fight. It also helps you dodge ganks too.
>its legacy bag
what did he mean by this
>check liquipedia page for that tournament with national teams
>be-"uk pride"-esa is participating with the jordanian team
???
lolbab here with a quick question. Does DOTA do any major game overhauls at the end of the competetive season or is RIOT the only moba dev that insists on changing the whole game twice a year?
>>157912241
Beesa's actually Jordanian lel.
B R I T B O N G
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Buds
New metabending idea:
Loathars Naix
Y/N?
>>157912362
Valve change the meta twice a year.
>>157912362
>LoL
>Major game overhauls
What the fuck are you smoking and where can I buy some?
>>157912362
valve changed the whole game twice so far: first with memeback (which ruined it forever) then with huge map rework
otherwise they do two huge balance patches a year and small ones at random
>>157912392
beesa is chechnyan newfag
Here's how to fix all the op shit so we can have an ACTUALLY truly balanced dota that don't need no more major balance patches, and we can start adding new heroes and items.
PA Stifling Dagger from 75 + 25/40/55/70% of attack damage to 50% of attack damage at all levels. Deals triple damage to creeps.
Drow Ranger Precision Aura from global to 1200 range aura for friendly heroes. Activating the ability for 75 mana makes it global and affect all friendly creeps for 8 seconds.
Omniknight Purification cooldown from 9 to 12 at all levels, cast range increased to 550/600/650/700. Heal/damage to 100/175/250/325.
Repel duration to 5 at all levels. Cooldown to 20/18/16/14. Cannot be purged with Diffusal.
Degen Aura replaced with Heavenly Bonds. Slows target's move and attack speed by 10/18/26/34% for 4 seconds. 100/120/140/160 mana cost 12 second cooldown, 500 cast range. Does not pierce spell immunity.
Base Int to 19 from 17 , Int gain to 2.0 from 1.8.
Did someone let that Portuguese shitstain out of prison?
>>157912362
patches are semi-random, but they avoid dropping them when tournaments are in progress
>>157912601
????
>>157912362
we typically receive one massive gameplay change a year and one minor one
and we get minor gameplay tweaks in between
>>157912478
And Jordan is a made up country where he was born.
>european MMR is not inflated
explain yourselves euros
>EU dota
LUL
Pick antimage, they said
AM counters tinker, they said
You're freefarm its autowin, they said
7 slotted how can we lose, they said
OUR
BOY
ARTOUR
>>157912939
great engagement u 2k moron
let me just slowly walk towards the enemy team
>>157913042
shes cycloned lmao
i was going to blink abyssal as soon as she dropped down
>more people watching arteezy than esports
this is why it's dying you pieces of shit
>>157913116
>No BKB
>Wonder why the enemy team killed you
>>157913156
>luminous
>rtz lifestealer
amazing options i wonder what i will watch tonight
>>157913156
>kike tourney with chinks playing vs watching one of the greatest young dota 2 minds of a generation and purveyour of good new music
no wonder too
>>157913169
cant use bkb while hexed
>>157912939
Nice BKB
>>157913156
kys shill
>>157912939
Your own fault for:
-not finishing the game before Tinker got his hex
-standing like a fucking retard in a river
-not buying BKB
Probably more
>>157913116
Why were you fighting at river and not hitting their T3s? Even if tinker tps back he can't stop you alone.
GUYS! I found what the river in dota2 is called!
Could you guys guess?
will i learn dota by watching arteezy
>>157913367
>Even if tinker tps back he can't stop you alone.
???
HOW DO I PUSH INTO HEX
lmao if i split push hes gonna just permahex me while allies show up
>>157913395
long narrow body of water?
>>157913445
his allies were fighting your team at river
there's also the option of bkb blink abyssal manta blow him up
>>157913395
If this turns out to be an unfunny joke you are getting banned.
>>157913515
except he never shows himself except to hex me
how do i blink onto him lmao
>>157913520
by who?
>>157913585
my neighbor
>>157908036
clinkz radiance and no deso? Is this a legit strat?
>>157913551
>I got outplayed by a player with superior positioning and engagement skills
sux for u
posting balanced heroes that only 2k mmr shitstains think is OP
Guys Techies is OP when I walk into highground with no detection I just die what an OP hero
>>157913898
based
>>157913898
How about i post the ogrepowered heroes that only 2k mmr shitstains think are balanced instead?
>>157913898
>it literally takes 30 seconds to have some teammates actually kill the hero for you instead
Worst hero in the game
>>157912362
Dotards dont understand what you mean , dota changes that are comparable with lols new season changes happen years apart, this time basically adding runes to lol sounds rather stupid
>>157914118
sorry but dota played at the 1k level is the same regardless of any changes icefrog makes
>>157912939
>>157913898
ur stomping 2k shitstains in unranked KID
does it make u proud?
You are not good.
Did you win mmr today?
>>157914251
but i uninstalled this trash game months ago
>>157914283
So you lost mmr...
>>157895104
Do you what you can buy with 1 million dollerydoos here in the bay area? You are lucky if you can get a tiny 2 bedroom 1 bathroom house with that.
>>157914283
what games are you playing family
or are you a wagecuck
>>157914251
>playing this shitty game
>having ever played rank in the first place
lmao
>>157914697
i jumped ships to the assassins creed fandom
>>157914721
I like dota. And uh I guess playing dota for points would be alright. What's your problem with ranked dota?
>>157914737
sounds awful
Your support lets you die and says
>WOOOOOO
What do?
>>157914917
ask for tp
>>157914159
PA has been picked a lot at 1k the last two years and my games would significantly improve if they nerfed her to the dumpster
>>157914980
Why won't you pick her, then?
>>157914917
Grab him by the boipucci and fuck him till my balls are drained of every drop of white holy water.
How did the presidential debate go?
It seems everywhere is still full of shitposting that says "X won" without any real evidence. The only thing I gathered was it wasn't definitive (hence the aforementioned shitposting).
>>157915169
Hillary won
>>157915169
Puppey won
>>157915169
>caring about the Honeypot Nation
?
huh??
>>157915169
Puppey won. He seems to be immune to EE's death note.
>>157915169
my neighbor won
>>157915247
>immune
>just said nope
>see Heroes of the storm on the top 12 on twitch after who knows how much time
>check it
>no streamers at all
>remove language filter
>bunch of chinese streamers
is china falling for the hots trap? or is this another shilling scheme from blizzard? I don't see many chinese streams on twitch for other games
>>157915490
EE was trying to destroy his career and it didn't work.
>>157915490
that's what immune pretty much means, it had no effect
>>157915532
>literally the only people that will work with him are gooks
>implying career isnt over when he eventually fucks up trust with them
>>157911916
You need to have farm pattern for every carry you play. Learn his timings, cd, animations, etc. Always try to coutner build and counter lvl up. I mean like skill different spells/passives on heroes. Soon you'll undestand what is best for your playing style, and when you should lvl up spells.
>ignore forev's stream every time I see it
>open it now because nothing else good
>avantasia playing
>talks on mic in english
holy shit finally an SSS level streamer
I didn't know there were goodgooks
so am I clueless or what?
>>157915727
orange sounds like hes in a warzone lmao
There are as many Spaniards that play Dota 2 as South Koreans, and yet we had 5 players from South Korea (and 2 couches) 1 Russian and 0 Spaniards in the last International
DOTARTS???
>>157915915
spaniards are retarded
source: I'm spanish
>>157916001
do you have a non-retarded source?
holy fucking shit WHY ARE PEOPLE SO BAD AT THIS GAME
YEAH LET ME CHOOSE BROOD MOTHER
AGAINST FUCKING ANTIMAGE LUNA
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>legion with 50 duel damage in this game despite the fact that i was 12-1 and spirit breaker was 13-3
HOW CAN PEOPLE BE SO BAD?
Nyx is pretty fun for solo Overthrow.
Just get an Eblade Octarine and stack more Eblades for that sweet sweet burst damage.
Guys, I finally made it.
The grass has got to be greener, right?
Right?
>>157916135
Man I'd say that looks straight up 1k.
>>157916068
You're american, aren't you?
Spain is a shithole and is only getting worst by the minute, also all of the former Spain colonies are shitholes as well.
>No Portugal dota team
>>157916170
I have been dancing arount the 3k mark for too long and it's still a coin toss, I've played games at around 2800 where I go 1-5 or something like that and get carried and games where I go 10-1 at 3100 and my team still manages to lose the game.
>>157916406
in 2012 or so there was a random tier 3 belarus team and when I saw the flag I thought they were portuguese, only realized the truth days later
>barely a hundred users in the /vg/ chat in game no accounting afks
>100 posters in the general
ware is de patdj
On one hand I want the team representing my country at WESG to do well, on the other hand I know all of the players and they are all arrogant pricks who think they are hot shit for being in the 5k brackets.
>>157916575
How do you bot in dota 2? Don't you get lynched by VAC?
ee is done
words work online but not so much on lan
>>157894753
>And yet he's never picked in competitive
the same was true of omniknight not that long ago
Why do americans pretend that Trump is a bad candidate?
He has reasonable and rational points.
>>157894093
You are wrong, it does NOT take that long if you are dedicated. It depends on how MUCH you train, how MUCH you eat, and WHAT you eat (and also sleep lol)
If you were mind controlled by the most dedicated workout-man in the entire world, and were given free food and drinks, and worked out as much as humanly possible, you would reach such a physique in a year.
A normal, decicated person can reach a good base in about a year, and maybe get close in two, it doesn't take forever if you start training now.
Progress comes slowly, but surely if you are consistent.
>>157917590
He says mean things.
Americans are too thin skinned desu.
>forev calls PLD "pie" irl
dead thread
dead game
>>157896978
Why is his skin tone so fucked up?
>le forced 50 doesn't exist xDD
>watch rtz stream right now
>>157919262
>lose game of dotes
>divine intervention must be at play!
>how else, will thy explain me not procclaiming 100% winrate!
>>157919219
he's not white
>>157919319
There's a tremendous difference between losing because the enemy team was good and losing because your team was absolute dog shit.
>>157919379
>lose dota because bad team
>GABEEEN
>win game because enemy team is bad and falls apart
>lmao im so fekken gud xD
DEFENSE OF TEH ANCIENT 3 :- CARDS WARS WHEN??....
>gulagians think themselves human beings
?
>>157919408
Stomps are shitty no matter what team you're on. Unfortunately, they have also become the norm for the overwhelming majority of games.
Account buying and MMR being determined by wins and losses are the two main contributors to this problem.
>>157919493
I thought it was supposed to be an evil computer at valves headquarters forcing losses on you
>>157919493
>become
they've always been the norm newfriend
>>157919517
The malicious matchmaking algorithms that punish good players and mollycoddle shitters are also at play.
>>157919517
No I'm the anon that's sure Valve has a Multivac dedicated to ensuring bad matchmaking because the grief its causing is fueling its sentience for their eventual hostile takeover of the videogame industry.
>>157919602
>>157919565
but how does this make sense? does the boogeyman algorythm increase bad people's mmr to the point where they are put on your team?
what's the name of the song which rtz constantly plays on stream where it's some guy making these like moaning sounds with a fucked up/distorted bass?
>tfw too smart to enjoy stomping the enemy team
But on the hand, losing doesn't feel good either. Why can't they fix matchmaking so it's an even game for once?
why do all the esports matches have to be within the same 4 hour window every day? Can't they spread that shit out?
>>157919647
>he remains a shitter of the game
Can someone tell me why valve created forced 50?
Do they thrive on our grief?
>>157919628
yes, it's called getting matched with stackshitters with no option to opt out of getting matched with parties
PSG did nothing wrong.
>>157919748
because that's how matchmaking systems work retard
trying to give you a 50% chance of winning
>>157919628
Once the shitters get carried/buy their way to a certain MMR, they're stuck there, ruining games for everyone, they force some losses, then they get carried again, staying in the same bracket, instead of being kicked to the trench where they belong.
Vulva needs players to play their games, if the shitters' rating were determined by personal skill, they'd never leave the trench and quit, so they match the shitters with players that did well during their last few games, perpetuating the cycle.
>>157919748
No, they thrive on money. Money is in hands of casual, subhuman whites. Whites inherently do not enjoy competition.
Therefore, Valve has to pander to non-human whites and coddle them with free wins. However, Dota is a zero-sum game, whenever someone gains, someone else has to suffer.
Goal of a matchmaking system is to find two opposing teams.
Goal of a communist matchmaking system is to design two teams with each having p=0.5 chance to win.
Learn the difference.
>>157919790
No. They either give me a 100% chance or a 0% chance. It's never a close game. Some games I win even if I feed 0-30-0. Other games I'll lose even if I go 30-0-20.
How about a real 50% chance to win?
>>157919868
please never post your sub 1k opinions here again
>>157919862
No. They make you win one game and lose one so you'll never gain mmr. That's how it works. Because (0%+100%)/2=50%
>this rap on rtzs stream
holy shit has pop music really regressed this far?...this is just like...wtf
>>157919748
Because if bad players keep closing they will quite the game, Valve matches players on lose streaks with players on win streaks in hopes of that the former get carried and continuing to play the game. Heck, Valve even admitted it on twitter or wherever the fuck, you have to be retarded to keep arguing that 50 doesn't exist at all.
>>157919805
>>157919750
this is ridicolous
first of all, getting partied with stacks is in ranked is not nearly as common as people claim, secondly, how does it make sense that if someone are as bad as you say, that they do not force more losses over time than if they werent a shitter? what you're saying is that if a 4k buys a 6k account, they will 'stay' there.
have you seen the match pages of obvious account buyers? its loss upon loss upon loss, aka going downards to the trench, not like you claim, that they stay there because they are carried. in high level games you cant fucking not do your part for the win and stay where you are in terms of rank. it just doesnt work that way.
>>157919868
>I'm a tilter, why are my matches so uneven!!!
maybe because through tilting your rank is lower than what it would have been if you didn't tilt, and in the matches you don't tilt its easier to win because you are not being a crybaby and are capable of playing at a higher level than your teammates?
Proof forced 50 does not exist:
"People" at Valve are shit at the game and do not know how to play. They cannot reliably predict match outcomes since they can't understand the data.
>>157919979
would like to see this twitter source friend
>>157920023
the best thing about balancing by statistics is that you don't have to understand the data at all
>>157920023
dont have to be good at the game to implement forced 50
put game winnres with game losers. isnt hard. data shows you which players are which
The easiest way to recognize a shitter is to see if he uses the expression "forced 50"
if forced 50 is real then how did I climb from my initial calibrated rank?
anyone feel like it's extremely difficult to influence the outcome of games whatsoever anymore
it feels like if you're queued into a win you win and if you're queued into a loss you lose
>all the 'you are le only constant' posters are literal peruviandefenders
>>157919986
A lot of the buyers/dead weight still manage to stay afloat purely due to being carried or the other team having more shitters.
Have you seen pro streams? They play at 6k+ and they get literally the same kinds of idiots that I get in my 4.5k games.
>>157920320
With an order of magnitude more effort than you should.
>>157919748
Forced 50% is a meme. I mean, 50% winrate means that the matchmaking system is working and you are matched with the players of your skill level, and not new players who you would stomp easily, or the pro players who would stomp you easily, which nets 50% winrate, an average. I mean, it's a fun meme and it kinda explains why some games feel unwinnable and some games are too easy, but don't try to take it seriously. Player performance can not be managed fully by the numbers which Dota's matchmaking is using.
>>157920197
If you had a 10 games win streak and lost 2 games, are you a winner or a loser?
If you lost 6 games in a row and won 4, are you a loser or a winner?
If you got a win-lose-win-lose-win-lose, are you a winner or a loser?
>>157920387
you are honestly outright stupid if you think these things are decided based on streaks
behavior score, etc analyzes player performances and matches players likely to throw with players who have been on a recent streak
if forced 50 didn't exist there would be countless players with win rates in the 70%s and there simply are basically none.
>>157920362
>you shouldn't have to be good to climb
there we have it lads, the trench shitter logic
what if global silence could be dispelled only by strong dispels
would it make silencer viable?i-i wonder how many of you would get it
semiNEET actually is objectively the best lifestyle tbqh
>>157920348
>>157920481
>playing on two sides
shibbolethed an israelite
Why are team games so popular if half the players don't play as a team and the other half don't enjoy themselves because there's no teamwork?
>>157920554
why is gambling popular even though you're guaranteed to lose over time except in the case of severe statistical anomaly
>>157919719
why would you stream to your audience when tehy are at school or its past their bedtime?
>>157920443
wats the cutest courier :3
>>157920362
kek so what you're saying is that if mmr wasnt rigged i would be what, 500,1k above the mmr I have?
you're saying I deserve to be on leaderboards?
lmao i thank you for the compliment anon but I'm actually not delusional to believe that
current player rating is dogshit for it only measures personal score, originaly used for chess in a team game.
How do you fix it?
>>157920732
Remove solo ranked from the game.
>>157920323
This is what happens when you nerf farming gold and buff fighting gold. You're completely dependent on your team that either can or can't fight.
>>157920780
You don't have to play solo ranked. Play normals when you're alone and party ranked when you're with friends.
>>157920927
Valve created a forced 50 within forced 50?
Anyways why do I get abandoners when I have over 9100 behavior score? If I'm a good person, shouldn't I be matched with good people?
>>157920621
?
They either turn off match tracking when they lose or aren't solo players.
>>157921007
Behavior score is a meme.
People with lose streaks should be matched with other people with lose streaks and people with winstreaks should be matched with other people with winstreaks. Then the shitters can work together and non-shitters can work together.
>>157921007
Because you can't always predict abandons.
>>157921073
Your life is a meme.
>>157921085
B-but we want to create a friendly environment for all players, no exceptions!
>>157921007
Because you have to help your less successful fellow players win!
Isn't equality just great?
>>157920443
>if forced 50 didn't exist there would be countless players with win rates in the 70%s and there simply are basically none.
I don't get this logic
what you're saying is that if matchmaking was good (forced 50 didn't exist) then people would have 60-70% winrate?
lmao wtf imagine people at 6k above now and then BAM this magic 'shield of bad matchmaking' was removed, half of them would hit 70% winrate? what about the other half, wouldnt that mean they would take 30% winrate? how does that make sense?
>grind behavior score
>get literally carried every game without doing shit
this is retarded desu
>>157921204
>wouldnt that mean they would take 30% winrate?
yes and it would make sense.
bad players should be punished with tons of loses. they should quit the game.
of course valve can't let that happen. they are still customers they can jew.
so they get undeserved wins all the time.
fair game is too toxic.
>>157921204
The ones who deserve to stay in 6k will stay there, there rest can fuck off back to their respective MMR until they become better.
>>157921085
I never though people this retarded would exist.
>>157921372
>forced 50% is not fair!
>bad players should have forced 30% winrate and good players should have forced 70%! THAT would be fair! I totally deserve the 70% winrate because i'm a good player who is 2k because of my retarded teammates!
The funniest thing is that there are people reading this who seriously thinks like that
>>157921372
so half of the guys at 6k dont deserve to be there? you're saying if you played against them you would stomp them since you're just someone with badluck who got their mmr lowered by the algorythm? because you are such a good player valve punished your mmr?
agains where is the fucking logic? how does this happen? how come, the higher mmr you go, the people just get better and better?
I'm actually just thinking that you're full dunning kruger and literally cannot understand that people with 1k mmr than someone else is all around a better player at fucking dota.
if you were to test this and secretly put a team of 4k against a team of 5 k, the 5k's would win the vast majority of times, same thing for 6k vs 5k, or 3k vs 4k.
>>157921480
and how the fuck did the 6k people that dont deserve to be there get there in the first place?
>win 2 games, then lose 2, then win 2 again etc
will playing 2 normal games after winning 2 rankeds fix this
>>157921556
Stop arguing with retarded people who delude themselves into making stupid excuses for their loses.
If retards can't figure out how a rate+team based matchmaking works then let them be idiots.
You don't match a player with a huge win streak with someone with a huge lose streak versus identical team. You match a player with a huge lose streak with other players as close to him as possible versus an identical team.
>>157921572
>and how the fuck did the 6k people that dont deserve to be there get there in the first place?
Account buying and getting undeservedly carried.
>>157921556
How would it be forced when it would the shitty players' fault they get such a low winrate?
50% winrate isn't bad on its own, that's the endgame for good matchmaking, where players of equal skill compete with each other. It's bad when it's forced, i.e. when you are forced to carry dead weight lose streak shitters.
you retards should stop complaining about forced 50% and start playing roaming heroes instead of fighting some ruskie from your team to play mid or safe carry
>you can always pick roaming hero
>you are fucking puppeteer from shadows that can win every game
>every single one of your successful actions will tilt the shit out of enemy
bh and spirit breaker are best but pudge/riki is good too if you can play them
>>157921901
how do I build a successful roaming bh?
>>157921901
I like to start in the jungle and then roam with Crystal Maiden.
Mirana can be a nice choice, too.
>>157921901
Finally someone gets it.
>>157921960
Start with venom, tango and sentries (unless you're 100% sure that your enemy is either retarded or has no supports)
Arcanes into aether is good plan but you can also build mek into greaves and possibly throw in urn somewhere. Linken/hex are good late game pickups, or vlads if no one has it.
Honestly building bh is least important thing about playing him, just make sure you track shit, bully junglers, deward mid and possibly snipe a courier
>>157921780
account buyers lose their ranked almost immediatelly because they are shit players
'undeservedly carried' shitters would also lose their rank immediatelly because they are in fact shitty players
what you're all saying is that there are people with higher rank than you because of matchmaking, even though they are in fact worse, and that you are in fact better than everyone else around you and not at a higher level because of matchmaking.
you say matchmaking hinders good players, yet admit that they are good players to gain mmr, and then blame matchmaking for not climbing, even though you are just as good as them
holy hell can you just listen to yourselves? this is by-the-book denial talk, aka dunning kruger aka shitter talk
>>157921901
Sometimes you get jungle legion commanders picked right after you get a Riki, type "ROAM" and place your face in the enemy jungle, but i agree on this point anyway, just telling that it's not autowin.
And playing Bounty Hunter after the first 15 minutes is just depending on your team not being braindead, which is, well, does not works sometimes. At least for me.
>>157921901
>in this video game you can't play what you want
Then why even play?
Hey guys im a invoker player, i like to farm and avoid fights and all i bring to the table is SS. Why is my team always so fucking bad xD
>>157922178
but you CAN play what you want, just don't comme crying like a little bitch nigger because you're not winning your games after that
>>157905942
New Hero, Filthy Frank and the Pink guy:
Filthy Frank, Ranged Intelligence, 290 ms, 390 range.
Q - "Give the Pucci" - marks target, your attacks on target applies 2 times, if your teammate attacks target mark is rendered and deals 20/40/60/80 magic damage. Duration 3/4/5/6 (10) seconds, 19/15/11/7 second CD.
W - "Caiku" - give a disgusting cake to your ally, ally receives a boost of hp decaying over time since the cake is so disgusting ally vomits it, gives a 100/175/275/375 hp boost decaying over 4 seconds. If targeted on Pink Guy HP boost is treated as a heal and does not decay.
E - "Mixtape" - Frank blasts his shitty mixtape inspiring his allies and cringing his enemies. Allies get a 20/30/50/60 physical and magical damage block, both magical and physical damage counts toward a block, and enemy non bkb piercing disables duration reduced by 15%/20%/25%/30%. Lasts 4 seconds, 60/50/40/30 sec CD.
R - "Pink Guy" - Frank summons Pink guy as a companion, if Pink Guy dies while near Frank, Frank screams 'PINK GUY" and activates all of his spells regardless and separate off CD or Mana Costs for half of the potency for every ally and enemy that he has vision over. 100/80/60/ sec CD.
>>157922264
n-nnooo I want all wins handed to me xDDD IM GOOD POEPLS ARE SO BAD JFGSGHGFS hnnnn whaaaaa
>>157922280
New hero idea: Kel'Snippity the Demon Crab
Scuttle: With the drawback of an increased turn rate, Kel'Snippity gains increased movement speed while violently pinching each Hero he comes across. Deals increased damage if he pinches from behind. Lasts 6 seconds.
Demon Forged Shell: PASSIVE. Whenever Kel'Snippity sustains extreme damage from either a magical or physical attack, he gains immunity from that type of damage for a brief duration.
Burrow: Kel'Snippity burrows underneath the ground, gaining HP regen but reducing movement speed by 50%. If he attacks out of Burrow, he will latch onto the enemy Hero, reducing their movement speed and dealing damage until Kel'Snippity is attacked a number of times (similar to Weaver's bugs).
Pinch: Kel'Snippity snaps at the enemy unit with his enchanted claw, dealing a moderate ammount of Pure damage and pinching a random buff from the unit. Cannot steal Auras. The Pinch effect does not work against magic immune targets.
>>157920621
they're all cheat accounts you fucking retard
@157922406
ur mom is a cheat account m9
>>157922280
Pink Guy, 315 ms speed, melee
Q - "Give the Pucci Boss" Pink guy asks for the Pucci and gets a 5%/10%/15%/20% ms bonus for 2/3/4/5 seconds. If Frank uses "Give the Pucci" on enemy target after Pink guy asked for it, Pink Guy ms bonus duration is doubled. If Frank uses "Give the Pucci" before Pink Guy asks for it, then Pink Guy next attack on Target will root it for 0.3/0.7/1.1/1.4 seconds.
W - "Faggot Brutality", Passive - pink guy is an unstable loco motherfucker and has a 10%/20%/30%/40% chance to bitch slap enemy hero dealing a small AOE 75/135/165/195 magic nuke turning enemy to the random direction.
E - -Hey, I'am Gay" - Pink Guy rolls on his sides dashing over 150/250/450/550 distance to a target location, if Pink collides with enemy it's mini stunned.
R - "FRANKUUUUUUU" - Pink guy summons Frank, If Frank dies near Pink Guy, Pink screams "FRANKUUUU" and enters and unstoppable autistic rage. In range duration of ALL enemy disables is halved and if Pink Guy receives more that 10% of his HP as damage, the damage is halved. While in RRRRRAGE, every Faggot Brutality prock applied twice. Pink guy can summon Frank back at the cost of half of Pink Guy hp 50/40/30/20 sec CD.
>>157922154
MMR is the worst measurement of skill in a team game. If you're shit and get carried, you still gain MMR. Are you a good player just because you gained MMR?
True, a lot of the shitters drop very quickly, but there is still a disproportionate amount of them floating around in brackets they don't deserve to be in.
When you're forced to overcompensate for your team members' inability to play their role properly, that is the prime example of your matchmaking system being a failure.
>>157921901
If you're the competent one on your team, you're wasted on this position. You have pretty much zero late game potential if the carry/mid role was handed to the forced 50 shitter.
>>157920927
yeah i dunno game just seems increasingly pointless anymore
no matter how well i do i lose constnatly because my team won't 5 man and end and then the enemy team has PA or terroblade or jugg and surprise they automatically win the game late because the hero becomes unstoppable
people think this patch is one of the best of all time because it's "balanced" it feels like total garbage where good players can't influence the game to be a win at anything but the extreme highest levels
So how badly did Hillary destroy trump last night?
Hologram lancer buffs when
Hey qt
yeaah
>>157920323
it is like that anon
I can go safelane brood, take position 1 farm and support and STILL win
I can go some naga, farm like some fucking god and still lose
>>157921271
No. I have a good behavior score and I have to carry.
>go farm a nearby camp while passing by after successful gank
>creeps drop no gold when dying
>sniper shooting from outside the screen
>>157922665
I can see through your holograms PL
how do I play riki
I just feed
Fuck this socialist communist matchmaking. When I don't curse, swear or lose my positive mental attitude, improve the mood of my 0-14 feeding necro so he stops warding inside the base and ults the enemy carry instead, I expect to be rewarded with teammates that listen. Why do they keep sending ragers in my direction seriously?
>>157923108
But you can't see my fist flying to your face because your glasses are upside down!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLxVnV9D7Q5/
>tfw you will never be a professional dota 2 player living in a training house with your teamates, and pissing them off by decorating the practice room with weeb shit
>>157923513
>SAOngl season one was ok
any esports today?
why the fuck is artour playing kotl
>>157923778
he's lost control of his life
I cant deal with people flaming me. I'm really sensitive to it. so I always play with everyone muted at the start of the game
how would a psychologist diagnose me?
>>157923513
DansGame
>>157923843
a normal human being? who the fuck wants to be flamed for hours on end
>>157923843
giant p*ssy
>>157923832
has he won any games with kotl yet
>>157923964
His last game.
>>157923638
Not really. The setting, plot and despair was good but his OPness and the way he got every girl wet by being in her vicinity for 15 mins bad. I couldn't self insert into him. I prefer virgin MCs because I can relate to them.
>>157923843
Trash talk motivates some and demotivates others.
>>157923843
As an animesemiNEET degenerate cocksucker with a wet boipucci
anyone else ever spam dark seer for mmr?
>>157924134
no, based pointy head man is unfortunately incapable of carrying a game on his own and is boring as fuck to play
>>157924165
yes but you get a quick mek
vaccuum like a more fun echo slam
rtz laughing while cancel tries to toggle aggro off tower and almost dies
this is pure gold
>>157924026
>lose the will to play the game the moment my teammates start flaming and going at each other's throats
>start tryharding out of my fucking mind off if i see trash talk from the enemy team
I don't really understand this
this patch SUCKS
>>157924298
its fun to make someone eat their words if you are against them
i was a roaming mirana who destroyed a jungling enigma's game from minute 0 and his response was my carries are getting fat while you kill me, great job you 4k shitstain
we ended the game in 25 minutes with megacreeps
its just too fun to see someone get dumpstered after they talkshit
hello
>pick naga
>Team feeds
>enemy blocks all jungle camps
>try my best to farm
>team flames and reports me when i can't carry then 30min into the game
>>157924449
>picking a ricing hero in meme fight metas
kill yourself
>>157924425
Is there any dota hero that's a virgin?
>>157924292
why is he playing keeper of the shite though
>>157923843
>>157923843
I want to elaborate on this.
it really gets me because usually when people flame me they are always partially right and I'm a very self-critical person
>>157924548
tilting probably
he was playing keeper last game too
>>157924542
invoker
Is there any professional dota 2 player that's still kissless virgin with no gf?
>>157924602
do you realize by tethering is how wisp has sex right? wisp is probably the sluttiest dota, interchanging fluids with everyone pretty much non-stop
Who is the best pro invoker out there atm?
>>157924728
my neighbor
>>157924782
me, neighbor
>>157924782
midone or w33ha
>>157910905
how? what happened?
Who is the best windranger out there atm?
>>157924782
sccc or w33
>>157924782
miracle or w33
why is it that the only good/fun games i ever have anymore are on this hero
>just have to be a ranged creep for 45 minutes...then eventually we'll win the right engagement and dumpster their base in 45 seconds
>it actually happens
2stackers continue to be the biggest cancer ever of dota, this fucking 1k qop who couldn't rationalize getting an orchid, LINKENS what the fuck?
Who is the best bristleback in the world?
Hi d2g, movie-goer here. I've been trying videogames lately, but as someone who usually gets full service tickets at the movies I was a bit shocked dota battle passes only have one single pricing and it has no extra service options as far as I've seen. How is someone supposed to get their complementary blowjobs in dota?
>>157924542
Skywrath, as much as it bothers the fujoshits.
Who is the best kotl?
Who is the best AnimeNEET?
First you fall down, then you jump back up again
Find your rhythm, momentum is the key
It's so easy, anyone can trampoline
So jump on up and you can see
The whole wide world
When you're ready, mix it up, try everything
Full twist, backflip, just set your body free
Life looks better when you're on your trampoline
But keep an eye on gravity and don't forget to bounce
/d2g/ you don't answer my questions. I'm going to go to reddit and tell them a valve employee is posting patch notes to ruin your general. Enjoy reddit you evilfags
>>157925272
EE. His tb naga combo will take the major
what if there was a hero that randomly asked in allchat "who is the best player in the match"? people has to reply and the most replied hero is the correct answer. if you said the correct answer you get +2 to all stats, but not replying or choosing a wrong answer gets you -2 permanently to all stats.
>>157925326
everyone knows valves official dev forum is reddit
you will be laughed off that website as you have been from this one
>Shitrekt deserves an invite to a weak tournament like Faceit because they won it.
THIS SCENE IS A JOKE.
can rtc stop being a fucking shitstain and pick a core next game
anyone here use the vr spectator mode??
>>157925538
why bother he has mmr to lose and all hes doing is outing people with bought accounts that cant play core like the huskar from last game
>>157925491
That doesn't stop reddit from swarming here if I bait them. Next time answer my questions you faggot. I hope you'll learn your lesson. Don't mess with me you dog.
/d2g/
Enlighten me on what items I should buy on Phantom Lancer.
Here's the common scenario:
>4.5k average mmr
>I went to the safe lane
>I had a decent laning phase and I have to buy my first big item
Should I go for Travels and avoid all engagements?
Should I go for something like Vlads to farm the jungle and push lanes when alone?
Should I go for Diffusal to be ahead of potential ganks and be a better hero if I am needed in a fight?I've seen uncommon builds before (Vanguard into Abyssal Blade, Shadow Blade then Silver Edge, people stacking Dragon Lances, etc) but I'm unsure of their effectiveness.
Also I have a friend that swears that Morbid Mask into Radiance is the only way to play the hero.
>>157925715
>4.5k mmr
>picked phantom lancer on purpose
this post is a fantasy and a lie
>>157925643
>all hes doing is outing people with bought accounts that cant play core like the huskar from last game
this is what people on this general actually believe? of course his cores are doing poorly, they have shit support
>>157925715
Listen to your friend. He has good taste
>>157925637
What happens in that?
>>157925715
travels is optimal
yasha before diffusal is better for farming
then diff into manta/heart/blink maybe even abyssal rush its decent stat and gives kill potential
other than that you could always kill yourself, or if you want to live repick
jk but pl is not in a good spot at the moment
Who won the presidential debate? Other than puppey?
>>157925805
whats the issue, he wards, builds appropriate items and meks properly
whats your definition of adequate support
surely in 7k people dont need to be spoonfed every cs on lane
>>157926002
my neighbour
>>157926002
my neighbor
>>157925463
everyone should stop suggesting this bullshit
next you're gonna offer bonus agility the smaller your hero tits are
>>157926012
havent watched rtz stream today so no comments there but when I do see him play support he does okay and rarely feeds, but he does not play it at a 7k+ level, those guys make space out of fucking nothing, whilst rtz more passive, goes for the 'obvious' early game rotations and pulls/stacks and farms good for himself, but its hardly much creating space for others
>>157926170
>muh no true 7k support fallacy
what do you expect a keeper solo support to do? im not even defending him but theres limits. even in high level games supports are limited by the heroes they are currently playing
>>157926167
why do you hate pudge?
>>157926170
>roaming kotl
Hello! 2k
>>157894753
Because as strong as he is, a 14% slow isn't a disable unless stacked.
But he is a fashion hero. Played correctly he can counter initiate without being in position
>>157926365
>>157926302
fuck I just told you I didnt see his games today just what I remember from his other support games
really, he didn't do anything badly he clearly knows what hes doing but from what I can remember he just did mostly okay and normal stuff as support, nothing spectacular.
geez have a chill
>>157926012
he wards in incorrect spots for the situation at hand, rarely initiates, will gladly let his carry die to save himself, baits his mid into death, and gives FB consistently
compared to most supports at 7k he is a 4/10 at best
>>157924973
>linkens vs wr
>bad
>>157926519
Because there's a limit how heroes should be playing. Go watch his earth spirit VOD where he went 9-0 as ES into 20 minutes game. But then again this is kotl we speak of.
why do support players act so submissive?
>>157926801
>watch rtz vod
dude dont you need subscriptions for that LMOAO
>>157926867
That because you are 3k where the """""support""""" stands afk behind the carry player while he hits creeps
>>157926867
They're played by insecure faggot twinks
>>157925715
aquila>drums>bots>yasha>dblade
now you fight
>>157926872
>not support the scene
>>157926962
>>157926867
probably because in your bracket thats exactly how supports play
call me back when you see a game with a phoenix and es doing nothing but roam into and behind enemy towers for the first 10 minutes of the game
>>157926012
>putting wards on the ground and using mek constitutes a good support
why is d2g so fucking retarded?
>>157921780
CLQ menaged to go from 4k to 5.4k while throwing shitload of games for his videos
your excuses are shit d2g
>tfw you're slowly starting to come to terms with the fact that Hillary Clinton is going to be the next POTUS
FeelsBadMan
>>157927078
what else do you want him to do as the least complex hero in the game?
its a kotl friend
>>157927025
>This fat fuck was stolen for thousands
Is this the hardest weekly quest?
>>157926962
nah support players are usually the most chill, right after offlaners
carry players are usually whiny fucking entitled selfish faggots
how did a raging volcano like puppey become a support player?
>>157927056
Cuckport player spotted. Listen here you uppity nigger.
Supports are utterly brainless cc machines and ward dispensers. As a result of being so braindead and useful only for teching out the team, they can't carry the game. Your role is literally to prep the carry bull for entry and your stupid little delusions won't change the fact that passed 20 minutes. You're either a ward bitch with stuns, or food for the enemy carry
>>157927305
he was born a captain and captains are support on any decent team
>this huskar playing against rtz
are people who pick that hero fucking braindead?
>>157927413
Yes
>>157927257
what about offlane carry players
>>157927413
this is the acc buyer
he was on arteezy's team last game
>>157926867
what other role could a submissive sissy slut play?
>>157927257
>defending support players
We've all seen the poll. Go back to plebbit you delusions faggot
>>157927405
but EE is mid?
>>157927849
>on any decent team
>>157927257
>it's a "your carry player has an anime avatar and acts like rtc" episode
>>157927923
NP beat liquid and liquid has tons of mmr
>>157928025
>nuLiquid with bulba
>decent
don't make me laugh
>>157928003
every game someone instalocks carry hes guaranteed to have the awful online personality of artour and none of the skill
>>157927183
>stack
>TP to defend against ganks with blinding light
>blow up waves when pushing towers
>send carries back to fountain when needed
>smoke gank with mana leak
>control runes
>farm aghs gem and deward
>deward in general
>harass the off laner out of lane
you know, normal support stuff. if you think all you can do as kotl is ward and mek you seriously should consider playing a game more your speed like mine craft or maybe checkers
eu Liquid vs. world Secret 1h 39m
So who are you supporting d2g?
Puppey the fight me boy or Bulba the team ruiner.
>>157928181
>smoke gank with mana leak
>>157928207
el presidente
>SumaiL named in Time Magazine's 30 Most Influential Teens of 2016
Was he 'chosen' because he is a shitskin paki?
How do I win a game with Alchemist ?
He is my daily hero and I've lost 4 games in a row.
Had two over 60 minute games.
Help.
My usual build is soul ring->boots->radiance->bots->manta->octarine->(AC,Abyssal, something else)
>PA builds an armlet
why
why
whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy
>>157928394
haha was ur countries mother dead when she born u? scared digger haha
sumail has more sikh skill than u'll ever have digger
>>157928394
did you even need to ask?
>still consuming (((media))) in 2016
seriously hope you guys are not doing this
>>157928394
chosen because he wasn't a disgusting slav desu.
Hey subhumans are you getting new Nintendo Switch to play *actual* games and not your free to play assfagots garbage?
>>157928502
hek hek hek
>>157928431
no-damage-build
>>157928548
That looks pretty bad.
>>157928548
give me cash to waste first
>>157928548
only for monster hunter
>be huskar
>buy 7k account just to get embarrassed in front of 10k+ people on rtc stream
l mao
>>157928548
Nintendo has never made a single good console, let alone a good game.
It's all immature garbage targeted at small children.
I'll stick to a conole made by competent developers with mature games instead, the PS4, instead of wasting my precious time on toys for babies.
>>157928762
>complains about a product because "it's for children"
>writes like a 5 year old
not surprised
>>157928762
>Nintendo has never made a single good console, let alone a good game.
t. pc-only 2k dotashitter
stop giving money to nintendo jews. Play dota because its free. The only free game nintendo ever made was pokemon go and it was garbage. Barely a game
>>157928762
>muh 30fps bloodborne machine
k e k
>>157927119
And then he went back to 4,8k or lower because his behavior score is shit.
>>157928906
As pc-nintendo only player, that list is stupid and disproves the validity of your point more than anything else.
Here's a tip, never use sales or popularity to defend the quality of a product.
>>157929191
>insecure babby can't handle big sales of quality products
Matu went from 7k to 9k this patch (nto counting subpatches.
PLD went from 6k to 8k this patch (not counting subpatches)=
>>157901494
For you
>>157901287
>SAO
IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?anyone else notice that ass?
will they ever fix the fucking input delay in this shit game
trying to instantly micro illusions/whatever after summoning them is driving me fucking insane
>>157929509
I have no issue with TAB
>>157901287
>SAO
literally
bad .hack
>>157901287
Only Lel Ouch can compete with this shit taste.
>>157929509
Not sure if this is the same thing
>farming with am
>switching treads from agi to int
>blinking
>trying to switch back to agi so fast it doesn't happen
>do the switching and blink again to farm more
>look at boots
>they are not on agi
Always messes with my head, should probably try to switch slower though
>>157929804
ye the input delay is a thing
try having 3 exort on invoker and then quickly pressing 3 quas and invoking
half the time you end up with ice wall
How could he only let her go?
She was perfect for him.
>>157929905
>>157929804
what kind of reaction times do you have?
>>157929681
He has great taste though.
this guy has 25% win rate in ranked this month
wtf? 4.5k
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/113606079/matches?date=month&lobby_type=ranked_matchmaking&timezone=Europe%2FBerlin
>>157929969
fuck off lelouch
>>157929905
I've just demoed invoker with no cooldowns to try it, and out of 30+ times doing it as fast as I could it has worked properly every single time going from sunstrike to cold snap and viceversa.
Either there's a problem with your computer or you are full of bullshit.
>>157930080
Not sure if bait
He hasnt played in a year, 24% winrate only out 29 games equals only 375 mmr lost and his total ranked winrate is above 50%
>hides his steam
>turns off his dota
>made him quit dota
Guess he's my lil bitch now.
>>157929959
Dat ass
>>157930252
2slow
who else /goodboy/ here?
>>157930252
I remember RTZ demoing a hero on stream and mentioning how nice it was to have zero input lag on 0 ping. So im guessing it just has something to do with inputs getting eaten on higher ping
>>157930976
>below 9k
You aint a goodboy
>>157901287
what a fucking pleb holy shit
>>157929590
mein niggger
>>157930784
One index on Q and the other on E with the middle finger on R, no way on a real game you get faster with one hand in your mouse.
the quality of games between 4300 and 4700 average is actually very noticable. I can only imagine how good it'll be at 5300.
you can just rely on your team mates more
>>157901287
>Rem
>SAO
>Dropped Nichijou.
I told you all about Envy's shit taste in anime ages ago and you all laughed.
It's honestly amazing how Arteezy just doesn't rage abandon these games.
>>157931178
>rely
>teammates
What are those words, anon?
>>157931212
>I told you
Woah shitskin told us something.
Your taste is absolutely shit as well.
>>157931389
>that deep dark obsession with Lelouch.
How can people stalk others for so long.
if you can name a taste in anime you're already lost
nerds
>>157931513
I like Jin Roh
>he still doesn't get Satanic on late game Ursa
explain
>>157931513
honestly, anime is shit.
its for successful mangas to get more readers, you're supposed to graduate from anime to manga.
>>157931326
i guess playing with EE and lulba just makes you immune to this shit
>>157931716
Because if a late game team fight lasts more than a few seconds, ursa's team lost.
Life steal is for prolonged fights. Ursa doesn't do prolonged fights.
>mfw seeing another solo offlane necro
He has shit movement speed and defenses, a death pulse or two isn't going to save your ass in lane.
>>157931939
>get nuked down super hard
>pop bkb
>pop satanic
>be at max hp instantly
You dont get satanic to simply "lifesteal"
>>157931989
dude just farm the big camp with heartstopper lmao
>>157932034
>walk away from the ursa because he wasted gold on satanic instead of damage application
oohh how scary
wait isn't Jugg suppose to have an Arcana from TI6.
>>157931326
Because they are just pubs, who the fuck outside of mentally ill people take those seriously.
>>157932204
hownew.ru? it comes with winter update
>>157932246
>I love being a loser!
>>157931513
Take it back, Boku No Pico is a timeless masterpiece.
>>157932294
>i'm a manchild
>>157932294
>>I love being a loser!
a loser would be someone raging and tilting because of pubs.
>>157916135
mother cums
>>157931513
Why do people bother posting here instead of Reddit if they hate anime so much?
>RTZ calling ragers retards
lmao
>>157932510
>tfw I will never be able to fertlize Brood's eggs and have her bite off my egg after
I decided to do nothing but 10,000 games as Windranger. You can't stop me /d2g/.
>The best fire mage in the world
>Is LITERALLY incapable of casting a fire spell at level 1 if you skill her passive
>Spends a lifetime training, somehow in 45 minutes hits 20 times harder, and has gone from 603 gold to 20,000
Explain this Ludonarrative Dissonance, that's like a judo master who somehow goes from white to black belt over 1 tournament
>>157932778
its anime thing
you wouldnt understand
>No NP games on memeleague today
just go next
>>157932778
>ultimate is a lightning attack
umm dotards?
>>157932963
good
fuck np
>>157932996
>he doesn't know what makes up lightning
>>157932996
Lightning is one of the hottest things in the universe
only thing hotter would be a nuclear fusion spell or maybe a black hole spell
>>157933038
thunder, duh. Zeus should be immune to Laguna Blade.
>>157933038
It's just electrons
Lightning != Fire in a fantasy settings
just like Water != Ice elements
>>157933180
ions actually
tfw cant win bot games
>>157893646
I come to this general everytime I want to see this image. i really really really like it, but I can't save it - I'm no thief
>>157932712
You'll stop yourself
who's the most leddit hero and whos the most d2g hero
LIQUID VS SHITREKT BO3 IN 10 MINS LADS.
>Quit at the end of TI6 because I was finished with the meta
>No patch
?
>>157933607
Time for the delusional little faggot get what's coming for him.
>>157933591
whichever you like the most and whichever you dislike the most
>>157933631
There isn't a meta you raging 2k shitter.
>>157933709
lelouch
Is NP still in? No other team puts me to literal sleep like that.
>>157931989
>it's your enemy's solo offlane necro has a midas and aghs at 15 minutes episode
FUCKING
VERY
HIGH
SKILL
what's your opinion on this dota related player?
How does his role in secret works
>>157933871
>VHS.
>Actually playing non-ranked games.
What should I play while watching Dreamleague? Also can I get opinions on what games I should uininstall.
>>157934214
>he owns cuckdew valley
>>157934214
avp classic or morrowind
>>157934214
uninstall spore and maybe skyrim depending on how autistic you are
otherwise pretty solid taste lad
>>157934351
It's comfy
>>157934615
>NEW THREAD.
>>157934615
NEW THREAD
>>157934615
>NEW THREAD.
>>157934615
NEW THREAD
>>157934615
>NEW THREAD.
>>157934615
NEW THREAD
>>157934662
I don't even know what language that is. Im not going.
>>157934662
no thanks I'll wait for a better thread.
>>157934662
Once was funny, now it's retarded
>>157934214
Uninstall:
>Alien Swarm
>Cities Skylines
>Dark Souls
>Darksiders
>Dead Rising
>Devil Daggers
>Divinity
>Don't starve
>Dragon Age
>EYE
>Morrowind just wait for skywind :^)
>Skyrim
>Half-lives
>Hitman
>Long Dark
>Middle-Earth
>PoE
>PoE
>Runestone
>CiV
>Spore
>Stardwe
>Subnautica
>Tabletop
>TF2
Acquire:
>CiVI
>Rayman Legends
>Crypt of the Necrodancer
>Trackmania Turbo
>>157934214
rimworld
your colony is waiting for you anon
>>157934926
>>157934926
>>157934926
Real thread gulagites
>>157934926
>>157934926
>>157934926
>>157912478
There is no such word as chechnyan
>>157898038
Lemao hardest area was 4k when mmr was just added, low skills mixed with mainers and pro players, that was fucking hell, now climbing is all about patience
>>157912392
Beesa is actually a cosmopolitan.
how come pro teams voluntarily pick pudge?
>>157912392
Britbong is a rude word. Stop the hate!!
>>157912814
Made up country? Read your bible sir. Jordan is the holy land. Have some respect.
>>157912241
Beesa is multinational
>>157896978
If you want to criticise him criticise him for his actions and not for the tone of his skin
Why the fuck do people play brood or venomancer?
>>157912814
For such a small country Jordan has surely produced quite a number of great dota players!