>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
First for Sheever
are all Envy fans pathetic cucks who failed in life?
First for I am an animeNEET and I hate EE
he's doing it again
>Avoid fighting win
>try to fight lose
NP is the new alliance
>Puppey is laughing while watching.
You decide to become a pro dota player.
You invest everything in it, you have bad relation with your family, lost all friends, your life depends on your performance at video games.
Then your autistic weeb teammate Jacky Mao who plays the mid role, dies 4 times in the first 4 minutes to the enemy solo mid.
How do you not kill yourself ?
How do you keep calm and continue to perform ?
>liquid picks 3 hard carries
>lets feed them
>>157860732
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia
Post your face when this meepo is in your team .
2011-2013 Alliance vs Navi
2014-2016 Eg vs Secret
2017-2019 Secret vs NP?
>Their mid is 8/0
>Your mid is 0/5
I've played this game a lot of times.
It mostly involves going afk.
>>157860961
>i only covered one profile pic
lel
>mid tier 3 threatened at 12 minutes
this is the power of anime
>That hook
Not even fucking close what the hell Puppey
>>157860961
>didnt go 2 dragon lance
>>157861041
thats what aui is doing
>Me Mid
how do you respond?
D.va best waifu
>>157861113
abandon
>>157861082
ebin ee
How can one man make this many memes?
>>157861124
>gooks and blizzard
SC2 please, we are watching esports.
>tier 3 falls at 16 mins
GG
New item in 6.89:
Flamberge
>1300 gold
>+10 damage
>Passive: Every hit you make applies +1 bleed debuff to the enemy. Bleed expires after 20 seconds with no hits
>Whenever an enemy reaches 6 bleed, bleed is removed and that unit is dealt 20% of its maximum HP as pure damage
MKB is now made from Demon Edge + Javelin + Flamberge
proc damage from 160 to 120
adds +2 bleed per hit
EE SO TILTED HOLY SHIT
>15 minute GG
>EE fags honestly thought he's good at dota
>that pause
>that gg
>pick razor
>lose
>>157861124
I wanna put my D in her Va if you know what I am saying
>>157861082
>have this man as your carry for months
i'm not surprised puppey threw his headphones at that monitor
not even 15 min game
POST UR RARE EE's
>Pause game
>Win
Dotards?
What
The
Fuck
>>157861113
>Stop using allchat envyshit, ur getting rekt
>Salty weeaboo drama loser refuses to watch his ancient fall when he gets raped
L A M O
>>157861287
>pick clinkz
>press q
>instakill
???
melee only
and cannot occur more than once every second.
>MATU PAUSES
>ENVY LEAVES THE GAME
HAHAHAH
>MATU PAUSES
>ENVY LEAVES THE GAME
HAHAHAH
>MATU PAUSES
>ENVY LEAVES THE GAME
HAHAHAH>MATU PAUSES
>ENVY LEAVES THE GAME
HAHAHAH
>MATU PAUSES
>ENVY LEAVES THE GAME
HAHAHAH
>MATU PAUSES
>ENVY LEAVES THE GAME
HAHAHAH
>there are people in the thread who doubted The President
>puppeyfags
you can hate ee and puppey...
that fucking game... classic envy!
How is EE on a team like wtf
>>157861398
you'd need to hit them 30 times in a row to instakill them
10 times in a row with mkb
>no ice and fire bitch sisters to bully me as I lose all my mmr
Just kill me already
it must be frustrated playing in a team with EE
>>157861573
15*
>>157861503
>hating Puppey
that's how you spot a redditor
>offlaner bitching nonstop about getting no help
>feeding
>safelane feeds
>enemy has od, omni, huskar and ursam all fed
WHAT CAN I DO
LITERALLY
WHAT
CAN
I
DO
>6.89
>slark gets no nerfs
>new item comes out
>its like linken but for aoe/non targetables like pounce
>>157861641
stop replying to redditors then
they come here just to take (you) and process them into karma. no (you)s, no redditors
>Keeper of the Light blinding lights Pudge that is ulting Madara.
>Means Pudge gets pushed back a ton while holding Juggernaut in Dismember
bad play from kotl desu
>EE quit uni for this
>aui quit uni for this
>mss ran away from his home for this
>1437 is trying to provide for his kid with this
What a tragedy life can be.
>ee losing
>puppey winning
truly the best of times
>>157861717
It'd be fine if you could purge Pounce with Euls/Diffusal.
>MADARA.
What was that feed?
>>157861641
fuck off vodkanigger
Reminder that Puppey is officially our guy
>>157861774
RIP in piece anon
>>157861893
>have a kid
>hey let's keep playing a vidya game and not get a real job
good that stupid poo in the loo can starve to death with his stupid kid for all I care, another shitting in street gone
>>157861893
Wait Theeban has a kid? Are you sure anon?
>>157861774
>>157862036
all he had to do is post my mod-approved version
>>157861574
my fantasy is to pretend that im cute lina and im sharing and sucking a dick with my slut sister
>>157862062
Check his twitter
>Slacks can't even get memes right
Is slacks our guy?
>>157861893
>>1437 is trying to provide for his kid with this
>>157862048
It could be worse :^)
>>157862281
lel
>he turns around to hit the creep
fucking hell why won't he just kill himself
>>157862341
/d2g/ is basically reddit so yeah pretty much
>Sheever:"inb4 nerfed"
wev she is leaking her power levle
Sheever, Queen of /g/
>hating slacks
i shiggily
>>157862391
>be swedish man
>also a beta cuck
you literally can't make this up, pure pottery
yuro cucks and their SEA bulls
what team am I talking about?
>puppey stomps his game
>ee throws his
>eternal autism feeds and loses in 15 minutes
>puppey drafts pudge and stomps enemy
feels fucking great guys
I WENT THROUGH 1437'S TWITTER AND DIDN'T SEE EVIDENCE OF A KID
I'VE BEEN SCAMMED
>>157862541
inb4 isn't 4chan exclusive anymore and hasn't been for at least 2-3 years by my count.
>>157862726
>ee throws his
>14-5
>>157862726
>Puppey is AFK with Pudge jungling most of the time while Midjuan and Forev stomp bunch of retards
>daepupepyiwindaoetowhilenevylose
?
are teams still switching their mid & safelaners for when the occasion arises?
>>157862849
yeah that's what a captain does
>>157862849
>Spot the weeb
>all these mad redditors
>>157862849
>Puppey drafts well and makes his team win
>meanwhile captain like EE drafts razor for himself and goes 0/7
Yeah, Puppey will NEVER lose.
>>157862781
look at his profile pic
Envy please don't throw this.
Pick your safe hard carries.
Don't pick razor
>yesterday
>Secret winning their games
>EE 0-2'd by alliance
>today
>secret wins a tournament
>EE brutally raped by bobbyknight
>EE losing to liquid (kind of expected but whatever)
This is what happens when you go against The President of Dota.
what did he mean with this
>>157862281
Reminder that Puppey called Slacks an idiot and anyone that likes him is a retard. Puppey is literally our guy
Thank you baka, your strategy has been analyzed.
>>157863049
I'm willing to bet that's a niece or cousin.
>>157863234
>american
>family
americans don't have families. Most of them never met their dad
>>157863064
It's too late, it was always too late.
Envy threw five years ago when he decided to drop out of university for Dota.
postrare envys
>>157863319
1) 1437 is Canadian
2) That's also wrong for both America and Canada
>>157863493
Did anyone make a webm of Sheevre's boobs?
>>157863181
>he thinks Slacks isn't our guy
>>157863319
Like the other Anon said, 1) Canadian, 2) false.
Why does Slacks bully Sheever so much?
>>157863651
it's not bullying if she's too stupid to under stand it
oh look it's naga sd
again
i hope liquid raped them extra hard
>>157863651
Slacks is tsundere
How is dreamleague so FUN
>DK
huskar or ld were the better picks as shane was mentioning
I want to fill Sheever's ass up with a milk enema and then have some Sheever turd cereal!
>>157863743
because slacks and sheever make people relax and perform, respectively
>casters don't watch anime
racist
>yfw too poor for dual monitors
and aparently i already missed a puppy game in favor of watching EE get molested
They eat like shit when they do dreamleague
>EE drawing first blood from kuroky
NPWNL
>KKY rage pinging himself
top lel
What would EE be without anime?
>>157863743
I want to pull that skirt up and rub my erect penis between the dress and sheever.
>>157864010
dead
>>157863980
>Slacks likes CP
is Slacks our guy?
>>157864010
successful
>people actually like slacks and Sheever
Oh god, what happened to this place
>>157862759
this is literally the worst dota 2 pepe i've ever seen
>>157864102
reddit pls go
what did envy do game one?
is EE the greatest player of our generation?
>>157864102
>Muh special place
>>157864251
Feed Ursa.
>>157864102
Sheever has always been our girl.
>be Australian
>can't watch any events cause work
Fuck my life seriously
>>157864270
this post is reddit
>>157864315
>not watching dota at work
pleb
>I like Slacks
I want reddit to leave
>It's an Enemy's team Meepo has higher networth than your entire team combined episode
Slacks is a memer and therefore our guy, anyone who says otherwise is just an edgy contrarian
>puppey gave forev tiny again
the madman
>>157864473
its the same people who forced shever down our throats
Why hasn't DK been reworked yet? He's boring to play and watch and ever since Siege minions got changed to be hit by spells his Breathe Fire isn't as much of a niche pushing tool
JUGGERNAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Now that Team Reddit has been confirmed as a complete failure, what's next for EE?
>>157864603
>siege minions
hmmmmmm
>>157864595
There are alot of people that forced something down Sheever's throat.
>>157864718
to do his Hot Sauce commercial :^)
>>157864718
Joining the NA dota musical chair dumpster with ixmike & co.
>>157864754
me on the right
Fuck this shitty game, fuck the community, fuck the russians, fuck this general.
As of tomorrow, when i get my new video card , i'm gonna play overwatch
FUCK YOU
nice save
>>157864989
>i'm gonna play the worst fps
>LOSE TEAMFIGHT
>PAUSE
I HAV ESEEN THIS SHIT AT LEAST SIX TIMES ALREADY TONIGHT
>>157864989
See you after tomorrow, dotard.
>>157864989
I hate to burst your bubble, but other people will ruin your OW games by being retarded and shit the same as they do your dota ones.
>Be slark
>Be op
>People actually defend him
What is wrong with dotards?
>>157865045
they're already losing to tier 5 teams lmao
>>157864989
>Eurocuck complains about Russians when peruvians exist
wew
>Find a dog
>Kill it hours later
Dotards?
AND THIS IS WHY YOU DONT GLYPH A FUCKING T2
>>157865045
>15 mins rax
AYYYY
>liquid take NPs base once again before 16 mins
>>157864989
>i'm gonna play overwatch
careful
>>157865267
Hey that's my neighbors dog!
>>157865123
i don't care, i have 3(three) friends playing overwatch and only 1(one) playing defence of the tards.
Atleast in fps you can carry yourself because there's not such thing as items.
Fuck this game, i've been playing it for a long time now, and it's only getting worse.
>>157865267
>how to stock the BTS fridge before the Asian teams show up
>>157865385
>asian neckbeard
lel
>>157865435
you won't be missed lmao
>>157865045
NP W N L !!!
>>157865267
>ex military turned into sadistic criminal
Always knew something was off about him...
@157865435
good fuck off you whine like a giant faggot
dotards?
>>157865385
Are they even more autistic then dota players? Is that even possible?
>>157865385
even if people would offer me money, i wouldn't do this on camera, this is cringier beyond belief.
>>157865490
been on this general for one month, it's crap. /v/ is heaven compared to this shitposting.
top naga
>set up a gank
>lose 1 tower, undiying and a full tier 3
Just gg out.
Liquid plays like old Na'Vi push dota
>>157865435
>you can carry yourself in overwatch
>he doesnt know how overwatch handles leavers
>>157865552
you cant even quote properly you idiot you forgot @
>>157865385
I love how Asian esports make players do this dumb shit. It'll never get old
why the fuck did he place the tombstone right next to juggernaut
at least place it a distance away from dk and jugg
it was an absolutely useless tombstone when it absolutely needed to be impactful
why is aui_whothousand position 1?
>>157865580
PA spamer spotted
>>157865665
Please leave and never return.
>>157865605
>/v/edditor can't handle the pressure and has to flee for casualwatch
the memes write themselves
STOPTHECREEPSSTOPTHECREEPSSTOPTHECREEPSSTOPTHECREEPSSTOPTHECREEPS
t. EE
>0-7-5
>lvl 9
>aghs shadow shaman
>I can carry myself in Overwatch
>a 6v6 game filled with casuals and console babbies
>>157865738
you wish
TIER-3S DONT HAVE BACKDOOR PROTECTION
There. fixed dota.
>OW has a Halloween event
>Dota 2 has nothing
uh...dotards?
>>157866048
muh free hats >>>/r/eddit
>>157866038
pushing needs to be nerfed again you stupid fuck.
do you want 15 min ggs every game?
>>157866028
What did you use then, Senpai?You better not say Slark.
>>157866048
$20million stretch goal
>>157866048
>caring a shit about shitty american commercial holiday invented by jews
Good thing we dont have this garbage in Germany.
>>157866048
thank god we don't
>>157866048
>TF" has a real Halloween event
>OW has some memeskins that you can't even trade
uh... retards?
>it's an EE gets anally destroyed episode
Is this a rerun? Or are the show writers out of ideas?
>>157866048
Overwatch has 20 million players
doturd is dead
>>157866165
the best hero in the game of course
>dotards say Overwatch won't last a month
>Currently has more active players than Doturd 2
How does it feel to be wrong and dying while 20 million people are actually having fun?
I am guilty of using glyph on T2s occasionally.
After watching this NP game, I'll never do it again, I promise.
>>157860587
reminder that this faggot deserves no money
>>157866254
Did that episode ever end?
What the fuck is liquid doing
>>157866295
my nigger. been spamming him recently as well, don't have much time any more though but at one point I won like 20 games in a row with him.
>>157866295
>-1 str nerf
Nice one, icefraud.
>>157866318
>implying that overshit isn't popular only because of the porn
fuck mmr EE you go my boy
>>157866481
playing versus the naga siren
>>157866481
Throwing bodies to a rax.
>>157866481
Throwing bodies at rax.
liquid is playing just like my pubs do
>>157866515
it's a fun game unlike dota you assfaggot
Doesn't Helm of Dominator creep disable backdoor just get a fucking Centaur and go push
>>157866161
>pushing needs to be nerfed
>practically all games are just throwing illusions are the towers
>>157866318
>Plays dota
>Expects to have fun
See, there's your problem.
>>157866645
it doesnt
WHAT IF
ILLUSIONS DO ZERO DAMAGE TO STRUCTURES
>>157866481
A clicking into dire
>>157866606
>having fun while playing a videogame
what are you doing kid?
>>157866318
More like
>15 million are AFK in spawn jerking off to shitty waterbed physics porn SFMs
>The 5 million that are actually trying to play the game are circling between Widowmaker, Genji and Hanzo
>>157866729
no difference in this game because nobody is using illusions to take towers
>Jungle timber is lvl 3 5 minutes in
>ITS OK GUYS I HAVE LIKE 50% WINRATE WITH THIS
>BESIDES, IT'S JUST NORMALS WHY CARE LMAO
fuck off, if you're going to 5stack you can bet the enemy team is going to try. If you want to play your shitty memes either get a stack that accepts them, be good at them, or just play fucking customs/solo.
/blog
is twitch down for anyone else? stream wont load but the chat is fine
>>157866905
think i prefer to just continue to get you mad and then watch you blog
>>157866906
Time to uninstall IE.
>>157866905
>>BESIDES, IT'S JUST NORMALS WHY CARE LMAO
Timber was right.
>>157867092
i use chrome
>>157866905
>that guy who tryhards on normals
Literally the cancer of ASSFAGGOTS.
>aui hasn't secured mid and top T1 yet
jej
Dubious Secret plays.
anime conquerors all???
how long is this game going to be?
I've heard that DK can out DPS a sven in the lategame. I don't think NP can win this
>>157867142
Then fucking play solo, just because it's normals doesn't mean the 4 other people you stack with don't want to try. Just as bad as people who 5stack and don't communicate
>>157867217
>Tryharding
I'm not even saying to tryhard, but at least try normal. Don't handicap your team because you don't care. You know the other stack is most likely going to try, so unless you enjoy just getting steamrolled you can fuck right off.
>>157867217
Fuck off and go to custom games and lobbies or your special inhouses with rules like NO BKB OK. Just as cancerous as playing some RTS and then going "20 minute no rush"
>>157867408
DK won't keep up in farm I think
>>157867476
>tryhard mad at normals
Literally the cancer of ASSFAGGOTS.
>>157867408
DK's damage sterioid is what, +20 magical damage per hit from ult? How is that gona out DPS anything?
Can someone give me report about this np liquid game
twitch isnt working
>>157867618
>5stack
YOU COULD'VE COMMUNICATED THIS SO THE MAD WOULDN'T HAVE EXISTED
bait taken etc, enjoy your (YOU)
>>157867625
remember that any carry trying to fight dk is dealing -35% damage
>>157867737
>jackie lmao
there u go
>>157867737
NP are pressing R on their carry
>Liquid has gotten one kill in 15 minutes
? >Liquid has gotten one kill in 15 minutes
? >Liquid has gotten one kill in 15 minutes
?
>>157867769
>tryhard so mad at normals that he keeps blogging during esports
Literally the cancer of ASSFAGGOTS and d2g.
twitch is dead. any alternative strims?
>lose game at 18 minutes
>win
nice hero dotards
questionable decision making by the alcoholic finn
>>157867737
kurtis "ooki no wang" ling is carrying NP again
>>157867914
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=TBiKKJdqkLI&pli=1
Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the...
>>157867960
>alcoholic finn
That's pretty redundant.
>>157867896
Calling Jacky Mao E-sports is like calling a third grader's macaroni gluework "art"
If liquid lose this game it's more humiliating than Envy getting peeped and buying 13 TPs earlier desu
>>157861574
more sisters doing lewd things please
>>157868060
If only Fata wasn't so fucking retarded, this team could have been big.
The Dream is truly dead
WELCOME TO THE KEPPA CLUB THAN YOU FER SEBBIN
>retarded undying went armlet instead of something useful
lmao if NP lose it's all on him
>>157868027
too fucking based anon, thank you
they could have just gotten top and bottom cosecutively but noooo they had to back
This is just disgusting
>>157867914
Twitch is fine.Check if flesh is up to date, restart computer or move out of Peru.
SICK THROW.
>shadow shaman gets lasso'd
>better false promise dragon knight
>>157861343
this
jesus christ how is Puppey the bad guy
>he's lazy
i'd stop playing pubs too if i knew our carry was dogshit
How did Miracle BKB with Arrow on top of him?
>>157868505
ee + aui really are garbage at comboing naga song + any ability
>enemy has 1 hero farmin adn even taht is half worht creeps
>lets feed them our advantage
>then instead of jsut afkfarming for 40 minutes and leaveing them int the dust, keep feeeding them
Some good plays by Dark Seer of Ad Finem in the game versus TeaAm Secret!
Some good plays by Dark Seer of Ad Finem in the game versus TeaAm Secret!
v-Some good plays by Dark Seer of Ad Finem in the game versus TeaAm Secret!Some good plays by Dark Seer of Ad Finem in the game versus TeaAm Secret!
>>157868505
>matu still has no battlefury
MADARA-GOD
>>157868520
Would you want your carry or your support to die?
SHADOW SHAMAN needs REFRESERH FUCKING OR BH
>tfw friends go to bed and have to solo que
>>157868758
carry wasn't in danger
>>157868839
no he needs a blink so he can actually place wards on the rax
why am I even watching this garbage
when will thi s suffering end
>>157868875
Hello fellow slavshit
>>157868641
I want to die
>>157868987
right across the border luckily
hawk bots backdoor when?
MATUMBAMAN
IS SO FUCKING
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>157868875
>have to
is bulba a real person
>>157869232
slavland has plenty of borders
>>157868875
>have to
>>157869254
shit if they dont force fortify before that
>>157869196
same
>>157866048
If there is something I regret is the fact I bought OW, it's pretty mediocre and you can't even rocket jump properly, if you stuck blizzard cock so bad please don't came here telling us that
I hope this Rosh call was by Bulba and he is going to be kicked right away
holy shit that lasso
ITT: heroes that are basically useless as far as strats go, but you play them anyway because fun
>>157869275
i don't understand this fucking manta diffusal shit
artour does it and my 3k brain just doesn't comprehend it
DOUBLE LASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHOA
>MSS
DAILY REMINDER ANIME MAKES YOU BETTER AT DOTA
>>157869394
he just pressed R buddy
aghs lasso is useless boisit actually is, no jokes
>mss and aui save the day
>everyone's back on Envy's dick again
NO
THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
They really need to kick Matumbashit.
>be a good yuro team
>pick THE GREAT NA MIND known as BULBO as a support for your team
>lose
>Naga cancer is creeping back into pro dota.
ANIME
N
I
M
E
Reminder that you cannot lose with a waifu dual core.
>>157866048
yeah but then you have to actually play overwatch
dropped that shit after the coinflip in ranked
The shitquid is real.
Is there anything anime can't do?
>Losing after you get 5 barracks by minute 20
Is Liquid retarded?
NICE BATRIDER """""""""""""""""""""NERF"""""""""""""""""""""
FUCKING ICESHIT
>be bulba
>your entire job every game is to play oracle and ult matumba/miracle
>fail
>>157869482
No, they need to kick LULBA. He drags literally every team down.
NP WILL NEVER LOSE!
>>157869526
they had no way to get the last melee rax, ever
uh... dotards?
Now that Centaur has been "fixed" before 6.89 hits is this the objectively most fun Centaur build ever?
Heart>Heart>Travels>Blink>Ethereal Blade>Abyssal Blade
Liquid is so shit right now thanks Bulbo
>>157866048
reminds me of GIVE DIRETIDE year
>Lose 5 rax
>Win
Is this the power of anime?
>Ban naga
>win against NP
>Iceshit keeps trying to nerf heroes and balance the game
>pro tell him to go fuck himself and keep picking the same heroes thus proving he has no idea what he is doing
ICEFROG BTFO INTO THE NEXT GALAXY
>>157869598
they had shaman wards
literally just hawk -> aghs wards can kill a rax
>>157869567
>>157869579
>>157869641
>be d2g
>don't watch the game
>post about it anyways
>>157868210
>>157869526
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF BULBA...to lose a game.
Mind Control, Kuroky and Bulba are beta cucks who never make aggressive plays to setup kills and such. Kuroky makes big plays only with Rubick.
Letting go of Jerax for Bulba was a bad mistake.
>>157869671
>literally just hawk -> aghs wards can kill a rax
yeah good luck going to high ground and breaking backdoor protection retard
>have to pop tons of Monster for marketing reasons
>we get to follow these guys go fat as fuck
nice
how the fuck do you lose that?
>>157869653
it's the power of meme pushing without any consequences as naga, what a great concept
>>157868210
>>157869725
>>157869723
>be bulba
>on oracle as every game ever with tl
>buy blink
>matumba gets lassoed
>blink in
>somehow dont ult your carry
>he dies
creep skipping nerf when
icefred, look, they are loosin and not defending, their heros are near our base, but we cant push em, how is that fair come on
>>157869534
>below 50% winrate in all skill levels
>better keep nerfing him because le pro gayms xD
>>157869671
Exactly. Rhasta is a walking holocaust for buildings, if you can't get megas with him you literally do not deserve to win, or even be pro.
>Anime remains unbeaten
All is as is should be
Rough translation of the conversation in-game after the second pause (at 9 minutes)
LGDY.Super: "You ate a Banana"
LGDY.Yao: "Don't eat bananasssss"
LGDY.Super: I'm ****!
LGDY.Yao: always using them
LGDY.Super: The drops
LGD.Maybe: I didn't eat any
LGD.Xz: I ate it before you said don't eat them
LGD.Maybe: He slipped on the banana
LGDY.Yao: I slipped too, they're all over the floor
LGD.Maybe: ..... ......... What should we do then?
LGDY.Super: eating the banana increases your intelligence
LGDY.Xiao8: It makes you stronger/boosts your stats
LGDY.Yao: Observer are you there? Referee?
Luminious: My pinyin* is not that good
LGDY.Yao: This Morphling slipped on the banana and died
Luminious: Banana is the problem?
LGDY.Yao: Yes
Luminious: What do you want to do?
LGDY.Yao: We don't know, that's why we ask you.
Luminious:Play on? Ignore banana? Is this okay?
LGDY.Yao: Can't move if you stand on the banana
LGDY.XIao8: Forget about the ones already eaten, just don't eat anymore! Start!
LGD.Maybe: Did you eat one secretly?
LGDY.XIao8: Come on we're professionals! (jokingly)
LGD.Maybe: I won't eat anymore okay?
LGDY.Super: Wow, I'm such a hero, I'm king of the bananas.
>>157869875
You know they lost half of their games today right
>>157869816
why is she missing the top portion of her head
w-what if they ban our naga?
>>157869534
Batrider is nerfed enough, he is simply too good of a hero by design. His abilities are almost never useless and even a total scrub can set up some clean, decisive kills with him.
>>157869671
>>157869865
>Naga sings
>takes down wards
hmmmm
>>157869671
glzph + naga song, destroy wards while builing invulnerable.
>>157869865
>be rhasta
>play vs naga
>put down wards
>naga starts singing her national anthem
>for some reason my wards can be killed during that
>lose my wards
>get hit by xXxMLGnOscOpexXx Mirana from across the map as song ends
>>157869816
Where did CM go so wrong.
>>157869980
do we pick terribled then?
b-but anime
>>157870080
Radiance terribled!
Shadow Demon needs huge nerfs honestly.
You can completely remove every spell from him except his ulti and he'd still be overpowered.
>>157869902
typical fucking cheating gook scum
Holy shit Undying armlet, how the fuck did no one think about it. It gives undying everything he wants and makes everything strong about him better. Armlet gives, armour that undying needs, toggling allows to get more decay stacks and heals and makes him even more undying, with armlet on he hits like a truck and faster. I must try mana boosts armlet rush, its fugging expensive but at least build up is decent.
You know this is why nobody likes you animes
>>157869757
>Naga gets a radiance
>Naga can now push out all lanes constantly
>nagas farm is now easily tripled or quadrupled
>naga gets an octarine core
>naga can push even more efficiently
>in order to stop naga from pushing all of your lanes, you need seperate heroes in every lane, making each of them an easy gank
its pretty ridiculous
>>157870215
people did think about if
its just undying it trash
did bat always have double lasso? I don't remember seeing this
>>157870198
cant wait for every single support ingame becomes super nerfed like always
so few support heroes are viable shit game
the voice of siractionslacks hurts my ears, please can you somehow increase his testosterone levels or something
>>157870241
Get de-stroyed liquidshitter
>>157870387
How's your win & pick rates in prodota Lycan :v)
>>157869329
it's the definitive border
>EE wins
>/d2g/ becomes /a/
Feels good
>Team NP is sponsored
>By a hotsauce company
What?
>>157870519
Finns are slavs like any other slav directly next to Russia
>>157870314
It's his aghs upgrade, added 6.85
>>157870614
https://fymhotsauce.rocks/
You should try it!in your eyes
>>157870645
huh
>>157870620
what are slavs tthough that's what I don't get
>PLD
wev lads
>>157870317
more like illu nerfs
some kind of an item or something that deals with them , not direct nerf
>>157870614
>Not Crunchyroll
>Not Fakku
>Not Jlist
>Not even fucking Lootcrate Anime
>But a hot sauce company
I honestly don't understand.
should I like the new secret?
>>157870519
>dumbfrogs instead of spurdos
Did you got that pic straight from facebook?
>>157870730
slavs are slavs like niggers are niggers or asians are asians
>>157870791
yest
>>157870730
>what are slavs tthough that's what I don't get
eurasian people that yuropoors hate despite not being useless cucks
>>157870823
>liking thirdie seamonkeys
>>157870791
I recommend Cory in the house
>He left for Mind Control and Bulba over Jerax and S4.
>>157870937
Hipster stuck in the 80's/10
>>157870614
>>157870785
they should get sponsored by j-listor sockdreamsdesu
>>157866232
Ramadan is the better option right
>>157870993
haha good one
upvoted
>>157871013
You cant deny that more than half of these are truly good.
>>157870791
Of course
PA nice hero, win with luck
>>157870614
>>157870785
It makes for better publicity since people who like hot sauce have usually felt the inside of a pussy
Also KYM offered first
Do he have some kind of arcane power that makes teams lose just by being on them?
>>157871259
>dagger crits and bashes
really makes you think.
>>157871259
There's no luck in this tho
>>157871327
Matumbaman has played far worse than Bulba thouhg
>whole game dominated by unbalanced daggerchange
>"ad finem being kept up against the wall from these great plays by team secret"
top notch commentating there
>>157870614
Better yet, the owner is a redditor
NP is literally team reddit along with EG
I missed this game. Where can I watch it again?
>>157871385
That's what's so strange, Liquid went to shit EXACTLY when lulba joined but it's not his fault this time. He's literally cursed
>>157871385
No you missed the point
Did Bulba just make matumba bad by being on his team?
He joined EG and they went to hell instantly, same with Secret and now Liquid
I hate slark but I love madara. What do I do guys?
>>157871427
tbqh senpai if they made a team by our standards they'd be in last place every tourney and start fist fights with all of the other players
if you don't think there's a problem with PA your oppinions are not worth anything
expecting a 6.88g before the qualifiers, this dagger shit has to go
>>157871661
No I don't really like RWBY
>>157871661
Isn't that shit getting into Jump?
>>157871661
>RWBY
Not even /a/ likes that trash.
>>157871573
Matumba hasn't even been that bad in every game, Bulba on the other hand is pretty much non-existent in most of their games. Matu actually dragged his team to the goal line in a few matches even though miracle- did his best to lose
>>157871726
Slark has needed to go for far longer. Him first
>>157871869
Are you special?
>>157871826
I'm not from /a/, but from /co/. About 3 threads there daily when a new season comes.
>>157871601
>inn last place every tournament
you mean unlike NP
>>157871873
throw in illusion nerfs / better ways to deal with them and i'm good
>>157871974
Exactly, so fuck off back to your containment thread.
This is the anime and Dota general.
>team liquid feces
>>157871974
fuck off /co/mblr
Hows complexity faring after this bizarre shuffle?
Will moo be ok?
>>157872026
I want this too, so you have a deal
>>157872182
they've lost like 5 grand finals in a row
>>157872026
>Naga wins couple of shit tier online games
>waahwa wahwaha nernFnNERNEFFE
Go die in a grease fire nigger
>That feel when no rwby fans in gulag
>>157872182
trash as always
is Jacky "EternaL Weaboo" Mao the greatest mastermind in Dota 3: Reborn "E-Sports"?
>>157872332
I don't care about naga winning, Naga games are just fucking boring even when she loses
Dota needs another graphical overhaul to push out more peruvians
>>157870850
>implying spurdo is not facebook tier
>>157872479
>Have 980Ti and 6700k
>3-4 months ago could play at 130FPS stable with everything maxed
>Had to put everything LOW to get 130FPS back week ago or so
>Now lost already 10fps from that
This game is soo badly optimized ithf
>puppey has not lost a series in 2 days
>ee has not won a series in 2 days
really makes you think
>>157872351
Seems like a good feel
Why are blizzard waifubait fanboys so obnoxious?
>>157872610
I have a 970 and a 4790k and I get a steady 110-120fps with everything maxed at 1920x1200
RTC?! TI5?! ESL NY?! MLG?! 1V1?! Frankfurt Major?! Shanghai Major?! Manila Major?! EPICENTER?! ESL Manila?! TI6?!
Slark can't beat AM I suppose
>>157872842
No but Sven can
>>157872792
Pub?
>>157872706
because their games are so shit that is the only thing they can talk about
I asked a few days ago but nobody answered. What happened to Alliance? I see that it's now Loda + most of old NiP.
Was it an amicable split or is there bad blood now between everyone?
>>157861954
Its can be denied with literally 50 gold item
>>157871191
what a comeback from a butthurt burger, i didn't see that coming
your country is a shithole bro
>>157872628
give this man 4 random players and he will at least get to the ti.
>>157873216
Not if it's late game
>>157873286
>Late game, doesn't have bkb
O-Okey
>>157872842
AM is actually a damn good Slark counter since the little cunt is helpless without his mana and AM has no problem being leashed in while he pops Manta and goes ham.
>>157871974
>I used to /co/
>when it aired we all made fun of the awful animation and naruto tier plot
>fastforward some months
>RWBY threads are now /u/ central
>>157873286
Cant u afford at least glimmer in late?
>>157873468
They had gem
>>157873396
I was working on it
>>157873450
There is a secret build which requires uneaten moonshard to counter am, problem is to snowball cuz am always farm faster
HOLY SHIT, ICEFRAUD NERFED KUNKKA AFTER BUFFING HIM EVERY PATCH?? UMMM DOTARTS????
>>157873724
He got nerfed in 6.88e too didn't he
esports are over post waifus
>>157873724
Samaley pirates aint bought new battle passes
Can someone give me some tips on playing financial feline? Im kinda scared of doing nothing for first 5 minutes and then having hard time getting that level 6 for track
>forced to watch Merlini until RTZ starts streaming
>>157874145
>Dislikes Merlini strim
WR buffed to be less dependent on her Aghs "upgrade" when?
>>157874118
>doing nothing for first 5 minutes
I know it's weird, but it just works.
>>157874274
>liking chinks
>>157874349
Explain?
I kinda have hard time being useful and finding xp early on in the game as BH
>>157874274
>>157874145
>Not watching Stanley "Stan KING" "The KING" King
>>157874474
arteezy is asian too
>>157874307
If she weren't dependant on her Aghs she would be unstoppable.
>One of the best non-ultimate stuns in the game, good at all points of the game
>Good nuke for catching low HP runners, scouting, and farming
>Evasion that also gives her faster move speed and slows enemy move speed
>Ultimate that is good at anything Dota, good at bursting people if you have farm, good at sieging, good at split pushing
What more do you need? Do you need shackleshot to be buffed again or something?
>>157874474
Arteezy is an Uzbek, he is more Turk than he is Slav or Caucasoid. Chinks are also good at Dota and Merlini is one of the few casters who isn't a retard.
>>157874581
>>Good nuke for catching low HP runners, scouting, and farming
That fucking Iceberg powershot from game last night
>>157874732
that is a very attractive woman
>>157874517
Just do what ever it takes to stall enemy team, kill the courier, force rotations, make them buy sentries. Your team will get kills eventually. With the gold you'll be getting it doesn't meter if you'll be under leveled for the entire early game, provided off course you didn't spend all that time feeding.
Hay guys While writing this tears are dropping from my eyes , basically my father cant talk and he is in a critical moment, 40 min ago while i was downstairs my father woke up and we couldn't talk my mom was trying to make him talk, ask question but he couldn't Since im the only Boy in the house i have to go Germany with my dad and uncle for treatment AGAIN this time its gonna take longer and all i ask from you guys please just pray for my dad i'm having a very hard time but the only treatment for me is Dota it makes me forget everything, i have to take a break for 2 weeks in school 2 until my uncle arrives to German so i continue with my grades, Cya Everyone Take Care and go hug your dad while you have a chance to or you will regret it for your entire live
>>157874940
>Eyes as far apart from each other as someone who would have fetal alcohol syndrome
Nope.
>>157875107
Post how far apart your eyes are then retard.
EE needs to pick tb if they can't naga
>search solo queue
>notice enemy team is a 5 stack on loading screen
>they predict their 31st consecutive win
sigh
i fucking solo queued
tfw quit dota today because i got bullied for losing vs pa as storm mid
>>157875435
lmao I hope this is true
>>157875401
You do realize solo queue doesn't exist in unranked or ranked at all right?
>>157875435
>Not immediately muting all chat
What are you doing, lad?
>>157870937
I watched somebody stream most of that.
It was a fun watch
>>157874940
She's not really, and she's a half-breed to boot. Tainted genes.
>>157875435
same
>>157875518
queuing solo exists in unranked and ranked
solo-only queue doesn't exist in either unranked or ranked
>>157875605
Right, which means you have a chance to always be against a stack, and in unranked a very good chance you will be against or with a stack.
>>157875510
it is. i got first blood vs clock at rune, had to go back to base and then couldnt beat PAs dagger spam
>>157875549
shit taste te be age
Why do I lose vs slark when I pick AM? For some reason slark kills me fast anyway.
>>157875709
Joining fights too early.
aight I have two suggestions. either sniper gets 5 more base movespeed (this would be the best buff but he should be slow because he's a waddling little nigger), or he gets 1.5 more basearmor.
>>157875435
you'll be back
>>157875709
try walking in instead of blinking in
>>157875925
I'd rather him have 1.5 more base armor.
The 5 MS would have too much of an impact in the laning phase I feel.
>tfw you can't keep a good void down with just -1 armor
>>157874307
Non Aghs:
3x/3.6x/4.2x Base Damage
Aghs:
4.2x/5.1x/6x Base Damage and practically removes cooldown
Look at this. This is current stats.
How do you change this without making the hero Useless/Broken/Better?
Which hero is getting reworked and why is it Viper?
-Poison Attack + Nether Toxin merged into one ability
-new meme team fight ability added
just like DP and Void
>>157870785
>wanting to be sponsored by modern Fakku
If anyone's pissed off about the current state of sadpanda, it's EE.
>>157871013
It's a "forgotten" ova rec chart what do you expect?
A couple of those are only available as vhs rips, it'll really boost your street cred.
>>157860732
Sheever!
>>157876820
>millennials assuming people who have vhs are now hipsters
baka
this generation is doomed
I'm watching some Bulldog VODs and he seems to be using the word "cuck" an awful lot.
Did he learn about /d2g/?
>>157877229
>cuck is a /d2g/ meme
>>157877229
>Watching
>non e-sport vods
>in any given time
what the fucks wrong with you
>>157877229
no its a popular word in reddit/twitch now you cuck
>>157877325
It was a /pol/ meme that spread all over 4chan, and it was our thing until normies caught on.
>>157877530
thanks man I had no idea
anyones using the INSTANT HEALTH DECAY(like rtz's health bar)?looks better i think,ima try it
>>157877710
it's nice since you see HP change instantly, it should be the default honestly
>>157877710
What is the code for it (console)
>>157877816
But you don't actually see it change
the current style is the one that allows you to see how much damage you do
>>157877710
yeah
>>157877943
dota_health_hurt_decay_time_max 0
dota_health_hurt_decay_time_min 0
dota_health_hurt_delay 0
dota_health_hurt_threshold 0
probly this
If you can't tell EXACTLY what's going on in a game of DotA just by listening to the sounds alone then your are dogshit.
is aui_2000 a cuck?
Is support PA still viable?
what if manaleak stunned like rupture?
>>157875435
i do it a lot
>>157879117
>tfw haven't played in 2 months but I know I'll be back
this is your enemy mid
Post ur quadrilateral
>>157879356
of course the other whites are on the opposite team
this is your enemy carry
>>157879117
do what a lot? get bullied? posting anime pictures like that i can think of several reasons why
>>157879356
wrong, this is the enemy mid
this is your enemy pos 4
>>157879881
>be invoker
>autowin mid because lmao coldsnap
I hate him so much
>>157880013
Not worried at all t b h f a m
>>157877229
Henrik is like the quintessential 4chan user anon
this is your enemy mid on Razor
>Tfw your friends keep bullying you for not enjoying the hamsterwheel that is World of Warcraft
After years of trying I got them to admit TOR was shit but they won't let go of WoW.
>>157880013
Who?
>>157880485
>game does not count because someone on his team abandons
>dodge 1 game
>5 minute wait on queue
>dodge 2nd game
>20 minutes
>dodge game next day
>20 minutes
What the fuck. Anyone explain how this stacks up and falls off, and is there ANY way to dodge now without penalty?
>>157879881
Wrong again, this is the enemy mid
>>157881241
impressive spitgame
>>157865435
>Atleast in fps you can carry yourself because there's not such thing as items.
you realize overwatchs game design intentionally makes the game a coin flip just like dota, right
enjoy getting killed instantly by button presses with no aim required "muh skill"
overwatch isn't a shooter it's just a 3d movement moba.
>>157880984
just change your PC's timezone
I thought everyone knew this by now
>>157873010
>blizzard
>shit games
literally love all of them because they're fun
You dotards only play for the in game numbers and rage when someone plays games for fun
>>157879531
>Be Peruvian team Manager/statslave
>This is indeed your pos 1 and pos 2
>>157881241
s-source
>>157862149
d-does anyone know where the original version of this came from
asking for a friend
this is you, you think you are a big deal but no.
You are a Top-tier mmr donator.
>kills give you gold
>killing yourself doesn't
DOTARDS?
>>157881424
now who are these beautifully diverse people i can't to have them immigrate in my country
>>157881734
Thanks, enjoy the vacation
>>157881850
They are US supported troops in Syria.
>pick bat
>focus fed enemy mid all game
>buy scepter
>focus enemy mid in addition to another target
>still lose game
????
i fucking quit this game, overwatch tomorrow.
>>157881850
They're Chechens iirc
>>157881903
>>157881953
beautiful when can i expect them to enrich my country with their vibrant culture
what do you guys use in your launch options?
>>157881918
>repeatedly kills the mid to make him useless
>doesn't lasso the actual useful hero later in the game
of course you lost, you stopped actually picking off important heros
New shop item :
Move-move Certificate ($4.99)
Allows you to have gif/video steam profile pictures.
Gives you free limited edition hats for chosen game (dota 2, tf2,league of leggings)
rate pls
>>157882216
oh, oh mister smart ass
how fucking smart you are
right right
Look at their team and tell me who do i focus, on which one of the 3 tanks do we waste spells on huh you piece of shit?
>>157882474
Ursa was their sole carry.
>spending all this time being barely 3k in dota when you could be playing rocket league
dotards????
>>157882474
>tank:^)
>>157882474
What shit bracket is this?
>>157881734
awful theme senpai
>>157882653
i'm shit (challenger 3) at rocket league as well
at least i can play dota while im drunk
>>157882474
>Lithuania
It all makes sense now.
>>157882870
>suck at rocket league or a fighting game
>the nightmare is over in 5 minutes tops, crucial mistakes are easy to point out and improve upon
>suck at a moba
>stuck watching yourself slowly lose for 35-70 minutes, fuck knows exactly why things went wrong because of the hundreds of decisions made
guess the pokemon
hint: just sold midas
reminder
>>157882813
Normal unranked AP
http://www.strawpoll.me/11464652
mmr checker poll
>>157883058
Abaddon.
>>157883007
that's a good point actually. you literally see your skills get better in rocket league until you hit a temporary(i hope) ceiling and can easily tell where your flaws are
dutards??
>Every moment of existence is a torment to me…and to all others, if only they saw the truth.
What hero are you like?
I'm like Leshrac - Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor
>>157883383
Night Stalker.
Unpopular
Only good half the time
>>157882648
shitposting
>>157882660
out of arguments so it's time to meme
>>157882813
3.7k
>>157882930
woa... you rektangled me mate.
Dotards are the worst community
>>157883383
i guess im neurotic like timbersaw but optimistic and happy like enchantress
>>157883105
everyone here seems to know how dota works, im impressed
>>157883383
Lina, I'm rude, uppity and I pretend my loneliness is by choice
Who is the best champ for beginners
>>157883383
i'm veri intelligent so i'm obviously invoker
>>157883383
>>157883117
try harder
>>157883671
Drow
>>157883383
slark
i'm beta and a figurative cuck
>>157883563
Well, I just got here so I guess I'll be the one to say it.
No, it wasn't your fault, either slark or riki should have built desolators against team tank. They threw the game. It happens and it's unfortunate.
It's always a shame when we lose mmr due to other people's short comings but it is the nature of team games
>>157883715
btw HOW THE FUCK DO I LAST HIT WITH DROW
i know its a very stupid question, but... fuck, im really terrible at lh with her
>>157883596
good one tbqh
>>157883690
you didn't specify which one
>>157883820
practice
>>157883820
just pick viper, he's ez af and people don't realise how much dmg he deals
Would you want to be the mascot?
>>157883383
>Lion
cus when i play this game i go to hell and when i don't i go back to being normal.
>>157883963
idk is ee's dick big
>>157883963
Go stream, Artour
>>157883963
>Get to wear a fursuit
>Get fucked
Sign me up
>>157883574
or better, i try to enchant people but eventually i just end up screaming https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/e5/Timb_whirlingdeath_04.mp3
>>157883058
you guys are no fun
this was alch
>Want to give the daily hero challenge a go
>But my daily hero is Broodmother
not even worth attempting
>>157884038
o nice tiddies
>>157883671
sniper
>>157884351
I mean all hero challenge whoops
Explain this dotards
>>157884752
>play hero for the first time
>win
>start shopping for outfits
>>157885186
Which hero
>>157885215
my neighbor
>>157885215
beastmaster
>>157884840
Are there even Orcs in Dotardia?
>>157885304
Helm of the Warbeast + Hunter of the Red Talon stuff was pretty cheap if I remember right.
>>157885304
Just buy the set where he looks like mr. T
lol who else know this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8
>>157885582
I listened to this song for years before I even knew what Dota was
>>157885304
>>157885452
Warhammer Beastmaster set is literally the best you can get
Mr T mohawk close second
>>157885581
this mohawk was certainly 3 cents well spent
>>157884038
...MODS?!
pls someone tell me how blink dagger is useful at all
also why is this game so fucking zoomed in
reminder that only bullies like arteezy (bullies that only bullied because they have no friends)
>>157885934
nah not going to
>>157885957
I was a bully in school and artour's stream is great desu
>>157885934
Just play the game, your questions will all be answered in due time as you learn.
>>157885316
They're called Oglodi
>>157886041>>157886017
i was messing around with axe trying to get the jump on people with it but the range i could teleport to was so tiny
>>157885929
das it maine
>>157884752
>tfw you want to be good at CM but horrible
I can never seem to win. She has such a shitty early game for an early game aggressive support that I feel I can only play passively to get anything done.
>>157885957
>>157886037
>Tfw you bullied some aspie kid in middle school just for laughs but you don't feel bad about it even though it was wrong
was I born broken or did the years break me
>>157885929
>>157886149
Glad to been of help
>>157886117
enable range indicator until you get used to it
>>157886252
thanks senpai i didnt know that was an option
>>157886190
lack of bullying is the reason SJW and pansexual xirphobic transniggers exist
>>157886149
>>157886217
>>157885645
>>157885581
>>157885452
only had 20 cents on my steam wallet to work with but it turned out allright
the belt was a previous free drop
>>157886037
>>157886190
thanks for proving my point
>>157886403
If anything I think it would make their insecurities about their masculinity or femininity stronger and drive them into transgenderism sooner, because they feel so insecure about being a male that they'd pursue a genderswap.
>>157886695
Or they'd simply kill themselves
>>157886597
looks good enough
>>157886803
I mean it happens either way, considering the suicide rates of transgendered people.
>>157886905
that rate needs to tend to 100% tbchwy
>>157886695
>tfw got bullied by an admin on a discord channel who previously told me he was a tranny
>does it constantly and i get tired of it after months
>post the chats in the discord
>banned
>months later hear that he got tired of being made fun of for being a tranny and quit the discord and gave someone else admin
ez
>tfw too stupid to break 3k MMR
>>157887192
You probably just don't know how to counter pick or play meta shit
>>157887192I just ranked AP to be the same as unranked AP
>>157887293
>attacker got to 8k+ spamming kunkka storm and LC as well as a heap of different heroes
>waga gets 8k+ (I think?) picking a heap of different heroes
>meanwhile anon can't break 3k without picking meta
really makes the neurons cogitate
>>157887192
1 of 2 things. Either you take the game too seriously or you spend too much time memeing in chat.
The way to win is to meme in game.
Random a hero and start with boots and orb of venom every game. I got to 5.6k this way
>>157887537
can you post proofs?
>>157887478
attacker plays like 12 hours a day every day for the past 8 years
>>157886169
Nigga your skills have a million range and deal shitload of damage early on.
Get a couple of clarities, take a point in frostbite on the first level, nova on the second, and either arcane aura on the third or the second point in frostbite, it's up to you to decide. You use the frost nova to slow the enemy at first, get closer and cast frostbite, then start hitting them with the autoattack. Stay in the backline during the teamfights unless you are playing against some shit like Slark, in which case you need to be a bit closer to your teammates in case you get jumped (and you will be).
Arcanes>tranquil boots most of the time, because your manapool is fucking garbage and the AoE mana on demand is pretty fucking good addition to your passive, you can also build it in the GGreaves. I get flamed a lot for this one.
Build a motherfucking urn of shadows asap uless you have someone else building it already.
BUY FUCKING SMOKES AND KILL SHIT, if there are nothing else to do, attack the jungle camp, frostbite the biggest creep outside of the camp spawn box and autoattack until it dies.
Everything else, like the item choices and shit, is up to you.
That's everything you need to know.
>>157887478
I'm just telling him the easiest way to do it.
If he wanted to he could do it with Kunkka, TA, WR, and Storm just like they did.
>>157887631
Also this, Waga plays a lot and he's not even 8k, he's 7.4k
>>157887630
i will coach you if you post legs.
>>157887631
are you implying i or anon have a life
>>157887478
>kunkka
>storm spirit
Anon, these heroes are broken op
should I autistically copy artour and build a headdress on AM without upgrading it to vlads or is it part of some decision making progress I'm too stupid to understand?
>>157887646
If you get Arcanes, do you still level aura?
>>157887478
you mean makes your neurons disparate
ur so dumb anon
>>157887763
The latter.
It's actually just a retarded meme artour copies from better AM ladder grinders.
There's always a new fad of the week for AM grinders. Like 3 months ago it was muh early moonshard
>>157887743
no but you spend your time even worse than those nerds
>>157887781
Yes.
No reason not to level it.
>>157887872
at first I thought "oh he decided to skip vlads because of something that happened but then I noticed he does the same every game
>>157887781
Yes of course
>>157887763
im pretty sure rtz does it so he can semi tank the creepwave, jungle a bit, typical is solo as an am, and also because he pulls the hard camp a lot
so unless you're doing those things then no just go the regular build
>intentionally feed and feed couriers literally 6 games out of last 10
>get behavior report
>score went up 200 points and I got a commend
rofl enemy team commending for feeding
>Play ranked
>Get people literally trying to throw the game in every way possible
>Play unranked
>The most tryhard motherfuckers I've ever met
what the fuck is this meme guys
why can't people try hard in ranked too
>>157888178
Valve's system really is incredible
>>157888246
>Unranked
People either smurfing or who hate ranked so they tryhard very fucking hard in ranked.
>>157888178
>>157888246
the only time I ever see people tryhard in unranked is when the game is over 60mins
trying to win is not tryharding kill yourself
>>157888178
>>157888404
holy shit i havent seen those pics in such a long time
I asked in /lolg/ how come their game doesn't have in-game voice chat and they defended it or said it doesn't matter.
Wtf how are these faggots so stupid and delusional
>>157888567
>>157888145
tfw no gf to show off her thicc bunda in tight pants while cleaning the house
just sucks to be me right now
why do i even play anymore..look at all the intentional feeds
i was trying for 1/3 the meepo game but i honestly cnat mechanically handle the hero
Windrunner
Necrolyte
Outworld Destroyer
Doombringer
Wisp
LycantropheSkeleton King
>>157888697
wait, what?
>>157888838
>>157888246
solo queueing unranked is unbearable
it's all a bunch of 4k retard smurfs who only play mid and carry and feed nonstop
party queueing unranked is also unbearable
it's a bunch of chinese 5 stacks with 90% winrate
>Play some2k Dota
>Demolish mid
>Enemy team calls me a 4k smurf
>Play Battlecup
>Play against actual 4k smurfs and lose
>They invite me to play mid for their team
What the fuck? Did I become really good overnight or some shit?
>>157888168
well I often do find myself thinking it'd be nice to have some extra health regen
>>157889439
Why is Reddit not complaining about this yet like they do everything else
>>157889452
you posted that yesterday
LPQ stack any1?
>>157889583
No thanks I don't want to get LPQ like how SingSing got LPQ from reports for helping Bone7 out of LPQ
Is it wrong to want to stick your dick inside of a bigger dick?
>tfw you get outsmarted and outplayed by a ruskie
>>157890238
there's a gif of that somewhere out there
haven't seen it posted in like 5 years though
>>157890330
The Billy Mays image or what the guy was referring to (sounding)?
>>157890435it's a vid of some guy fucking a bigger guy's gigantic silicone-injected penis through the urethra
>>157890330
I say it like a week ago
I'VE BEEN TO HELL AND TO HELL AND BACK TO HELL AND BACK
AND BACK
AND
BACK TO HELL
>>157890609
AND BACK?
>>157890628
FEEL THE RAGE OF A MAGE
>>157890562
Oh, then I'm not too surprised. It's actually becoming fairly popular infurryart so it's not really that outlandish.Then again, you said the gif was with real people.
Is it wrong I was more interested in a regular reaction image?
>>157890585
well i don't browse any gay boardexcept d2g
>These are League of Legends casters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnVfnqujxUw&feature=youtu.be&t=90
Thank god we have Jews in our caster scene.
>>157890736
STAY
IN HELL
THIS TIME
WOULD YOU?
>>157890781
holy shit they can actually talk and cast play by play and don't have awful accents
That automatically makes them better than like 70% of dota casters
>>157888697
>Wtf how are these faggots so stupid and delusional
Well the average LoLbabby is just old enough to swipe mammy's credit card when a new skin comes out for their favourite chimp.
>>157891073
t. dotard
wew lad, trump is getting rekt this time around
fresh bread soon?
>>157891048
At least Tobi doesn't shout random shit after a fight.
Seriously though, why don't we have some american people casting?
>>157890781
>13:17 in a 40min game
jesus fucking christ
>>157891175
0.02 shekels have been deposited into your account
>>157890781
what am I supposed to hear? seems like regular esports casting
>>157891175
Nah, he is solid
>The problem is you talk but don't get anything done.
Hillary getting BTFO again.
>>157891175
First debate people on /d2g/ were hyping it for it and now I didn't even know it started wtf dotards
>give me a break
thoughts on fuTA heroes?
>>157891305
because everyone already knows hillary will win
the trump meme lost its luster the second he opened his mouth against hilldog
>>157889506
>Why is Reddit not complaining about this yet like they do everything else
Because they are only in 1k and haven't met the 4k smurfs yet.
>>157891048
well, tobi and odpixel cant cast everything
>>157890781
I didn't know league games could go over 25minutes tbqh
>>157891305
Source on that cartoon?
>>157891280
That's the point.
is Chris Wallace /our guy/?
i stayed in hots thread for a few hours, somehow thought it was d2g
Trump pointing out the Lügenpresse
Damn.
>>157891453
>cartoon
>>157891427
But how come Maut, Zyori, AnneeDroid, and MotPax can apparently cast everything but Merlini/Tobi/ODPixel/Draskyl cast at most 1 series per day.
>>157891430
they had a 40min game that was like 9-4
>America is great because america is good
I have 140 IQ but I can't understand what she meant
>>157891638
I'm not american so I'm not bothered by low kill count
C R O O K E D
>play on EU West/East
>shitter nations like Germans or Brits, shitskins like Indians, Arabs and Turks are ruining games
>get tired of this shit
>change the Steam's language to Russian
>queue on the Russian server
>everyone has a mic, even if it's a shitty one
>everyone communicates with each other
>top tier banter every game
>everyone is trying hard
>games are extremely agressive and teamfighting never fucking ends
HOLY FUCK I WILL NEVER QUEUE ON ANOTHER SERVER EVER AGAIN
>>157890781
>>157890781
I can understand the appeal of LoL with all those skill shots
>>157891613
Cmon give me source, I have a pimp fetish.
>>157891848
Nah you should be able to find it yourself.
Foundation time
>>157891837
of course I'm used to dota but everything in league looks the same. there's like one color and one fire effect. the heroes look like silhouettes.
>debate run by fox news is actually the most balanced so far
wew lad is this bazzaro world?
>>157891923
Google search isn't giving me anything.
>>157892020
no you just grew up
>>157892071
>Google search/Tineye/IQDB are the only methods of finding source
Your power level is too low, you will find no mercy here.
>>157891453
armitage iii
>>157892152
Heh nothin personell kid I always get what I want. *Teleports away*
@157892350
Get THIS! *whips out dik*
hillary is actually so done for
>>157892214
>Spoonfeeding literal retards
Look at Mr. Gov't Handouts over here.
>>157892409
He gave you a fish, you could've learned how to fish.
>Trump will commence the civil war
>>157892425
youre delusional
WHEN YOU GET TO HELL
TELL THEM
>a woman who literally eigged elections against bernie is lecturing trump on accepting the outcome of """"""""""""""""fair""""""""""""""""" elections
>>157892524
Gualagians,
left or right?
>>157892539
>Bern outs still mad their old cuck got cucked
Steinbros ww@
So... who's gonna win?
>>157892612
Right any time
>>157892728
not even a bernie cuck, i want johnson
>>157892801
Well at least you'll get your 5%
so americans really prefer a narcissistic rapist pedophile with 0 political experience to be their president instead of a person with actual knowledge in the field? good to know
money does buy everything
>>157892837
at least johnson has an idea on how to accomplish his goals
>>157892801
>Wants open borders
kys you utter fuckwit
>>157892728
why the fuck would you voluntarily vote for jill stein? its even more wasted than your average vote
>>157892801
so you're just retarded then
>>157892913
CTR plz go
>>157892913
American here, tbqh if I was actually in charge of who got elected between these two I'd play Russian Roulette alone.
They're both horrible people
>>157892913
Hillary likes older women like Huma
>>157892913
id rather have trump which WILL bring change to this country for better or worse than hillary who has accomplished quite literally nothing to make things better for decades over her career. every accomplishment she claims to have was made by her husband
>>157893026
Trump is the morally correct choice though
>>157893045
this post was definitely made by someone whos underage
>>157893089
and this post was definitely made by someone whos retarded
Is a Leppo some kind of weed strain?
>>157893136
name one thing Hilary has accomplished on her own that has been a benefit to america
ZA N KOKU NA TENSHI NO YO ME
THIS IS A DOTA GENERAL YOU FUCKING SHITS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ARTOUR SAVE US
>>157892983
My state isn't in play so my vote is wasted either way, the only shit that really matters to me is who my senator and house rep are and what bills get passed here.
Who else /trumpboy/ here?
>>157893136
Hillary cucks need not apply.
>>157893136
>Unironically suggesting that the woman who rigged the primaries and has her enemies assassinated is worse than Trump
Actual CTR shill detected, take your bag of shekels, tie them to your ankles and throw yourself into a river you absolute blight on humanity
>>157893297
>>157893221
i don't give a fuck about hillary's inaction (personally i think she's a war criminal and one of the weakest democratic candidates of all time), the real evidence of you being underage is believing that any change is good change. trump's social policies are regressive.
>>157893296
same
>>157893297
>>157893306
november 9th is going to be a fantastic day. all of you ignorant retards are going to be posting on 4chan about how the election is rigged whilst america breathes a sigh of relief.
REMEMBER THE PICTURE WE VIRALED ON THE JEW MEDIA GOYS
stop posting Artour in the /pol/ thread he is pure
>>157893408
Ever met a Hillary supporter in person?
Yea me neither, nerd virgin.
I haven't been to /pol/, after /new/ got axed I just figured fuck it.
Is Ron Paul still an alive meme?
>>157893564
Died in 2012
>>157893517
hillary supporters are incredibly rare, it's just the people who are silently going to vote for her because she's the lesser of two evils. they are the "silent majority" trump supporters like to talk about. anyways, i'll see you on november 9th!